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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:31,250 Pink Flamingo to all units. We're 100% operational. 4 00:00:31,708 --> 00:00:33,542 So are we. Have been for 1 hr! 5 00:00:34,292 --> 00:00:35,875 Jupiter to Ramuncho. A-OK? 6 00:00:36,042 --> 00:00:39,167 Ramuncho here. We want Ange Leoni, no one else! 7 00:00:39,542 --> 00:00:41,417 When he shows, we grab him. 8 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:46,083 They're looking for you on the wrong side of the harbor. 9 00:00:46,292 --> 00:00:48,417 It's a grand turnout, they're all there. 10 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:50,917 The State Police in the candy truck... 11 00:00:53,042 --> 00:00:56,792 Local cops: Grappa and Balducci, at the Marseille guy's place. 12 00:00:57,750 --> 00:01:00,333 - His food still as lousy? - Worse! 13 00:01:00,542 --> 00:01:03,917 He just opened a new joint, the "Pinocchio". 14 00:01:04,083 --> 00:01:06,250 The "Pinocchio"? 15 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:08,250 How original! 16 00:01:08,958 --> 00:01:11,417 Even the Security Branch is here! 17 00:01:11,583 --> 00:01:14,042 The Ramunchos in flip-flops and fancy shirts. 18 00:01:15,333 --> 00:01:16,458 They're a disgrace. 19 00:01:16,917 --> 00:01:19,917 Wasting time on disguises! 20 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,083 Pink Flamingo to all units. 21 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,833 Jag coming into the harbor. 22 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,917 Gotcha, strength 5, Captain. 23 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:29,375 You hear me, boys? A blue Jaguar! 24 00:01:29,583 --> 00:01:31,583 You're all we hear, Balducci! 25 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:35,167 Calling all agents! A blue Jag. You copy me? 26 00:01:35,417 --> 00:01:36,417 Is that him? 27 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:37,917 Answer! 28 00:01:38,417 --> 00:01:41,667 Watch this! Go, go, go! That's him! 29 00:01:53,042 --> 00:01:54,125 Stop that! 30 00:01:58,917 --> 00:02:00,875 Freeze! We've got you! 31 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:03,792 Don’t! 32 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:08,667 It's not Leoni! Who summoned you? 33 00:02:08,958 --> 00:02:11,542 Who told you to move in? 34 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:12,708 You did! 35 00:02:12,875 --> 00:02:14,917 De Vlaminck, Security Branch! 36 00:02:15,667 --> 00:02:18,583 Which idiot said "Go!"? 37 00:02:23,292 --> 00:02:25,042 Pretty funny, huh? 38 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:27,500 I'm not leaving this island yet! 39 00:02:39,542 --> 00:02:42,417 THE CORSICAN FILE 40 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,583 Brèche, can you hear me? 41 00:03:27,542 --> 00:03:29,792 I'll e-mail the photos. I repeat. 42 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:33,375 I'll e-mail the first photos. 43 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,083 Brèche? Did you get them? 44 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:40,792 Answer me, dammit! 45 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,417 - Yes, sir. They're on my screen. - Fine. 46 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:46,375 Operation Yellow Dragon is over. 47 00:03:47,708 --> 00:03:50,708 You have another call: a notary. 48 00:03:51,208 --> 00:03:54,833 - I'll put you through to Mr... - No names over the phone. 49 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,667 I've told you before! 50 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:59,083 Ask what it's about. Over and out. 51 00:04:47,042 --> 00:04:50,042 The espresso machine's jammed. 52 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:55,500 The Lion's club meet in North Paris. 53 00:04:55,667 --> 00:04:58,000 But on the 17th, I'm in Montluçon? 54 00:04:58,167 --> 00:04:59,042 Absolutely. 55 00:04:59,958 --> 00:05:02,125 That notary's waiting in your office. 56 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:05,417 Never let anyone wait alone in my office! 57 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:10,833 It's a fine country mansion 100 miles south of Paris. 58 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:14,000 Mr Leoni, the heir to it, lives in Corsica. 59 00:05:14,167 --> 00:05:15,292 Excuse me... 60 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:21,083 Brèche, rent me a car to go to Montluçon. The train's too slow. 61 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:23,583 Where were we? 62 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:27,542 The estate has been valued at 2 million Euros. 63 00:05:27,708 --> 00:05:29,625 If you find Mr Leoni, 64 00:05:29,792 --> 00:05:32,625 your fee will be 5% of that sum. 65 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:34,625 5%... 66 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:37,042 Got any elements? Photos, leads, 67 00:05:37,667 --> 00:05:40,583 - results of previous searches? - Not much. 68 00:05:41,042 --> 00:05:45,417 Except Mr Leoni is from Rossignoli. A mountain village 69 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:46,958 above Ajaccio. 70 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:49,417 - Do you know Corsica? - Not at all. 71 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:50,917 A pity. 72 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:52,167 Why? 73 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:55,750 Corsicans are a touchy and secretive people. 74 00:05:55,917 --> 00:05:57,625 I wish you knew them a bit. 75 00:05:58,375 --> 00:06:01,167 Their behavior codes aren't like ours. 76 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:02,667 Mr Dargent, 77 00:06:02,833 --> 00:06:07,375 I handled a tricky case during the recent Buntu-Buntu uprising. 78 00:06:07,542 --> 00:06:09,000 You know the Buntu-Buntu? 79 00:06:09,208 --> 00:06:10,125 Can't say I do. 80 00:06:10,292 --> 00:06:15,292 There I was dodging machetes, so the Corsicans don't scare me. 81 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:19,500 Why the bulldog logo? 82 00:06:19,667 --> 00:06:21,875 Because I never let go! 83 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:24,833 Have a nice day. 84 00:06:27,042 --> 00:06:30,125 - Been to Corsica, Brèche? - Was with my hubby. 85 00:06:30,292 --> 00:06:31,833 Say: "I went there..." 86 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,375 I have to find a man who inherited a tidy sum. 87 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:38,542 We never found a decent salami there. 88 00:06:40,292 --> 00:06:41,792 What's the connection? 89 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:50,167 "The gem of France", they call it. You Corsican? 90 00:06:50,833 --> 00:06:51,833 Yes. 91 00:06:55,917 --> 00:06:58,167 Are there taxis when we land? 92 00:06:58,375 --> 00:07:01,292 It's not a jungle. We have taxis, too. 93 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:04,333 Thanks. It's my first visit. 94 00:07:28,667 --> 00:07:29,875 Taxi! 95 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:40,542 It's locked! 96 00:07:43,125 --> 00:07:44,000 It's locked! 97 00:07:44,792 --> 00:07:47,125 - The trunk... - What about the trunk? 98 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:58,042 You'll see! This year our team's unbeatable! 99 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:00,917 Bastia's a team of goats! 100 00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:02,208 Excuse me, sir! 101 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:04,042 One second. 102 00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:05,167 Where to, sir? 103 00:08:05,542 --> 00:08:06,417 To Rossignoli. 104 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,292 If you say so. 105 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:11,125 Bastia are bums. 106 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:19,875 Need a ride uphill? 107 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:22,625 Wait! I hired a cab, not a minibus! 108 00:08:22,958 --> 00:08:24,458 We're headed for Blood River. 109 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:27,292 Just trying to lower your cabfare. 110 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:29,375 Is Rossignoli far? 111 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:30,917 Just over there. 112 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:47,792 An hour to do twenty miles? 113 00:08:47,958 --> 00:08:49,708 The road's no bowling alley. 114 00:08:50,458 --> 00:08:54,042 Hope you're not carsick. I just redid the upholstery. 115 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:57,292 Not at all. My inner ear works fine. 116 00:08:57,458 --> 00:09:00,083 You're in no danger. 117 00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:05,167 I'm a good sailor, I grew up in Brittany. 118 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,417 I don't get it... 119 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:21,958 It's best to eat something. 120 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:24,708 No thanks, very kind of you. 121 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,375 It's weird... 122 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:31,583 Is that Rossignoli, up there? 123 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,500 So they say. 124 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,833 I'd rather do the last lap on foot. 125 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,875 Through the scrub is shorter, but it's a maze. 126 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,750 It's magnificent! 127 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:48,000 You know the area. I'm looking for Mr Ange Leoni. 128 00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:49,917 Name mean anything to you? 129 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,583 At the square rock, left and left again. 130 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:57,625 Past the fork, head for the eucalyptus tree. 131 00:09:57,792 --> 00:10:01,042 Left, right, keep going. You're in Rossignoli. 132 00:10:02,708 --> 00:10:05,167 I have to go on my own? 133 00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:25,083 Sorry, sir. I'm looking for Mr Leoni's house. 134 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,125 Ange Leoni. 135 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:36,000 Thanks. Very nice of you. 136 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:48,625 Thanks. 137 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,417 - An ice-cold Vichy, please. - Got none. 138 00:10:55,583 --> 00:10:58,708 - An Orezza with ice cubes? - I don't know it. What's that? 139 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,500 Ice cubes? Little cubes of frozen water. 140 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,625 The local mineral water? 141 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,375 Fine! 142 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:18,042 Sure, you're beautiful. 143 00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:20,792 Bet he's a good guard dog, right? 144 00:11:21,292 --> 00:11:22,500 He's picky. 145 00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:25,667 Why spend a fortune on a thoroughbred dog? 146 00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:28,750 Nothing like a nice mongrel! Right, boy? 147 00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:30,417 One, 148 00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:31,958 she's a lady. 149 00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:34,250 Two, she's a Corsican bitch, sir. 150 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:36,542 Of course, we're in Corsica. 151 00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:38,375 A bitch of the Corsican breed! 152 00:11:39,042 --> 00:11:41,417 What breed is that? 153 00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:43,083 A Corsinù. 154 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,125 A Corsinu... 155 00:11:46,292 --> 00:11:49,667 People fight for them. Litters are booked years ahead. 156 00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:53,625 If you say so. 157 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:58,583 Do you happen to know Mr Ange Leoni? 158 00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:07,875 We're only 5th generation here. We don't know everyone. 159 00:12:08,042 --> 00:12:10,125 Yes, of course. 160 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:14,583 The toilet, please? 161 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:25,708 Can't a cell phone get through? 162 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:28,708 Even the bread can't get through, sir. 163 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,333 Things going fine, sir? 164 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:39,583 Sure, Brèche. All I have to do is tell a guy he won the sweepstakes! 165 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,875 - Nice weather? - Glorious! 166 00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:44,042 I'll call you. Over and out. 167 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:46,792 A local farmer 168 00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:50,042 won the lottery and went mad. 169 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,458 Slaughtered his herd! 170 00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:54,583 Right. 171 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,125 Right. 172 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:06,625 Tonight we must end our fratricidal quarrels, 173 00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:09,417 and unite all Corsican nationalist movements! 174 00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:10,708 All represented here 175 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:14,542 except for those extremist pigs of Corsica Nazionale! 176 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:18,125 We must adopt a common position on violence. 177 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:21,458 I've thought it over and I propose: 178 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:24,792 we condemn violence... but not its perpetrators. 179 00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:26,042 Well spoken! 180 00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:27,083 I like that! 181 00:13:27,292 --> 00:13:28,542 It's good! 182 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:31,917 Adopted unanimously. 183 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,458 Let's get down to the agenda: 184 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,500 a traitor to his homeland! 185 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:39,542 I mean, Ange Leoni. 186 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,708 By hijacking money for Corsican nationalism, 187 00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:44,333 he dishonored our cause. 188 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,958 - Precisely! - Quite! 189 00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:49,083 He betrayed his people for personal gain! 190 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:49,958 Right. 191 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:53,125 This scumbag deserves an exemplary punishment. 192 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,250 Let's have a vote. 193 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,875 OK. We want the money back! 194 00:13:58,208 --> 00:13:59,292 That's right, 195 00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:01,042 First the money. 196 00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:09,542 Ange? What are you...? 197 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:17,167 Got a slice of salami here? 198 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,292 Birdie, that's my place. 199 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:30,833 You spoke of me behind my back. 200 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:31,958 No, we didn't... 201 00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,833 What's this procedure? 202 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,375 Right. What's this procedure, Figoli? 203 00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:39,917 - What? - What is it? 204 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:41,625 - What is it? - This procedure? 205 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:45,250 - Yes, this procedure... - It's what we were saying... 206 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:46,917 Where is he? What's he doing? 207 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:49,208 You got the answer. He's here, 208 00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:51,417 and he's going to eat. 209 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,042 Got a glass of red? 210 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,792 After a month in the wilds, 211 00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:00,708 you look great, Ange. 212 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:03,208 I didn't come here for a check-up. 213 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:04,333 Two things. 214 00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:06,125 The money... 215 00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:09,375 I didn't steal it, I borrowed it. 216 00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:13,333 No need to say it. 217 00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:16,458 We never doubted that. 218 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,083 Right, Figoli? 219 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:22,583 You nod like puppets! Is that what you are? 220 00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:24,458 No one's afraid here... 221 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,583 Don't squawk, Birdie. What's your problem? 222 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,417 We have a right to speak up! 223 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:34,083 When will you give us back this money? 224 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,875 Or won't you? 225 00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:38,583 When I've refinanced my business in Spain. 226 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:40,583 - You in a hurry? - No... 227 00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:44,708 The other evening, 228 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:48,542 all the cops on the island were waiting for me. 229 00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:51,542 Who snitched? 230 00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:56,833 We want to know, too. 231 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,750 If I ever catch that bastard! 232 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,167 I have to go. 233 00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,208 Good luck, Ange. 234 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,333 Farewell, Figoli. 235 00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:20,792 - What did he say? - Farewell. 236 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,083 - Who to? - To you. 237 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,833 Ange, I have to go. If you need anything. 238 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,333 God be with you. 239 00:16:26,542 --> 00:16:28,375 - We'll ask around. - Good luck. 240 00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,208 Birdie! 241 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,292 You stay here! 242 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,000 I don't know who snitched on you! 243 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,958 If I did, would I just sit here? 244 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,042 Don't call me Birdie! I'm not a kid. 245 00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:48,458 A mainlander's looking for me. You heard? 246 00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:51,583 Seems you won the lottery. 247 00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:52,917 Me? 248 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,125 I never play! 249 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,625 Evening, gentlemen. 250 00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:48,542 I don't mind folksongs, but I sleep right above. 251 00:17:48,792 --> 00:17:51,917 What folksongs? They're sacred hymns, sir. 252 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,792 Sure, they're lovely, but will it last long? 253 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,208 They tell our people's history. 254 00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:22,000 That's what matters to Corsicans: hope and freedom. 255 00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:27,000 I understand, but it's 2 AM. 256 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,750 Pour him a glass of myrthe. 257 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:33,167 Nice of you, but it's late for a nightcap. 258 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:36,250 So you refuse our friendship drink? 259 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,958 No, but with lots of ice cubes. 260 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,917 With tons of ice. 261 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:53,375 Thank you, gentlemen. 262 00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:54,875 I'll head back to bed. 263 00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:57,208 - Already? - I'd better. 264 00:18:57,375 --> 00:19:00,000 It's rude. Not after the owner's round. 265 00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:03,333 So it's my round now? 266 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:05,958 Same again. 267 00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:09,750 It's good: both sweet and strong. 268 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,917 Sorry, I have to hit the sack. 269 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:21,417 Don't leave when it's my round! 270 00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:23,417 - Stay a bit longer. - Sure! 271 00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:27,542 I wasn't leaving, just catching a breather. 272 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,042 Cheers! 273 00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:01,750 Fine mood... 274 00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:22,583 This time... 275 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,417 I was in the café earlier. 276 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:36,292 Yes? 277 00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:39,833 We Corsicans don't like questions from outsiders. 278 00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:41,875 But your request seems legitimate, 279 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,167 - so I'll answer your query. - About what? 280 00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:47,000 The toilets are on the left in the yard. 281 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 The hood, Matéo. Let's go. 282 00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:02,333 One second, I'll finish my cigarette. 283 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,375 You smoke too much. It'll kill you. 284 00:21:06,042 --> 00:21:08,333 I'll try that anti-tobacco pacht. 285 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:12,583 What "pacht"? The word is patch! 286 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:16,417 OK, you understood me, that's what matters. 287 00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:18,667 Get going. 288 00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:21,917 Thanks. 289 00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:25,792 What's myrthe made with? 290 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,292 - What's up? - Don't try anything! 291 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,042 You'll regret any senseless violence! 292 00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:36,958 Hi, Fernand. 293 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:37,875 Hi, Ange. 294 00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,250 What do we do, Captain? 295 00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:45,583 Follow. But don't endanger our men or equipment. 296 00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:49,500 Chief, Leoni just kidnapped the gumshoe. 297 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:50,917 Follow them! 298 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,208 What do you want with Ange Leoni? 299 00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:56,917 - It's confidential. - Don't talk so loud. 300 00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:58,917 That wasn't loud. 301 00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:01,292 So Leoni won the lottery? 302 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:03,708 - So to speak. - Don't put me on! 303 00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:07,333 Leoni never buys lottery tickets! What's this scam? 304 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:11,500 I know that. But it's as if he had played. 305 00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:15,667 That's why I said "So to speak". 306 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,750 We have company. 307 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,042 Another group, Captain! 308 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:30,292 Drive on quietly. Don't provoke them. 309 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:43,542 Drop your guns! 310 00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:47,292 What's this crap? Who are you? 311 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:49,125 The Surprise Patriots! 312 00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:51,083 Surprise Patriots? 313 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:52,875 From where? 314 00:22:53,042 --> 00:22:55,792 We're a new splinter group. 2 days old! 315 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:58,333 We'll interrogate that mainlander! 316 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,125 No way! That's our job. 317 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:03,042 Calm down! I bring good news for Mr Leo... 318 00:23:03,208 --> 00:23:04,250 Shut up, Frenchie! 319 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:06,542 This is a job for Corsican Nation! 320 00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:09,333 You've been discredited! 321 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,833 What? We've been discredited? 322 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,125 Careful, Birdie. Those things go off easily. 323 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,250 This is ours to handle. 324 00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:36,417 Captain, I just escaped a kidnap attempt. 325 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,000 Calm down, sir. Are you hurt? 326 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,167 No. But I wish to press charges. 327 00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:42,542 That's what matters. 328 00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:45,917 And you, gentlemen? Are you OK? 329 00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:47,500 We're fine. 330 00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:52,917 You caused an accident. Come for a breathalyzer test. 331 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:55,125 - What? You must be kidding! - Be quiet. 332 00:23:55,292 --> 00:23:57,333 - It's a joke. - Be quiet. Follow me. 333 00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,250 But you don't understand... 334 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:07,333 Chief, State Police just arrested the sleuth. 335 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,625 How dumb can they get! 336 00:24:09,792 --> 00:24:12,708 Intercept them and grab him. 337 00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:18,125 You're out in daylight? 338 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,208 None of you work? I don't believe it! 339 00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:25,875 Why the ski bonnet, Birdie? Is it carnival time? 340 00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:30,792 It's my nephew's hood. Mine shrunk in the wash. 341 00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:32,625 You don't like it? 342 00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:36,875 Why did they hassle you? You built a villa? 343 00:24:37,167 --> 00:24:39,917 No, I'm looking for a man called Ange Leoni. 344 00:24:40,083 --> 00:24:41,625 Ange Leoni? 345 00:24:41,792 --> 00:24:44,167 - What do you know about him? - Nothing. 346 00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:47,208 I hoped you'd fill me in. 347 00:24:49,417 --> 00:24:50,458 Yes? 348 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:54,792 Leoni's café got blown up! 349 00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:57,792 Ange Leoni? 350 00:25:06,708 --> 00:25:09,833 I was in the basement. There was a loud blast... 351 00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:11,458 Are you Ange Leoni? 352 00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:14,042 - Don't insult me! - Sorry? 353 00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:17,208 - Come with me. - What did I say? 354 00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:18,833 He's a distant cousin. 355 00:25:19,875 --> 00:25:23,000 They're feuding over property boundaries. 356 00:25:23,167 --> 00:25:24,333 Really... 357 00:25:30,458 --> 00:25:33,333 Balducci, Crime Squad. We're taking in the suspect! 358 00:25:33,917 --> 00:25:37,167 Suspect? Suspected of what? I'm the victim! 359 00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:39,917 He's ours! We saved him from the separatists! 360 00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:42,250 Saved...? 361 00:25:48,042 --> 00:25:49,875 What's this? 362 00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:53,792 Come on! 363 00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:02,833 De Vlaminck, Security! He's mine! 364 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,500 Not again! 365 00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:05,625 No, he's ours! 366 00:26:05,792 --> 00:26:07,208 No, he's our collar! 367 00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:10,792 It's an anti-terrorist matter! Take him away! 368 00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:11,917 He's ours! 369 00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:16,042 You're all crazy! You grabbed the wrong horse! 370 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:19,125 I'm well connected! I know the Minister! 371 00:26:22,042 --> 00:26:23,458 I'll call HQ. 372 00:26:31,542 --> 00:26:34,625 - A bottle of red, the State Police win. - You're on. 373 00:26:34,792 --> 00:26:37,333 Two bottles on Security. He's a new boy. 374 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:40,917 Called De Vlaminck. That name won't work here. 375 00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:49,458 It's a mistake. Forgive us, sir. 376 00:26:49,625 --> 00:26:51,083 Release the suspect. 377 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:53,667 "The suspect"... "A mistake"... 378 00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:57,667 The suspect's pretty decent. 379 00:27:00,042 --> 00:27:01,917 The locals really like you! 380 00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:05,417 I'm sick of Corsica. 381 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,667 So sick of it! 382 00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:26,375 What a farce! 383 00:27:26,792 --> 00:27:28,167 The cops love you. 384 00:27:28,667 --> 00:27:32,667 Who knows? But they wouldn't let go. 385 00:27:33,417 --> 00:27:37,542 I know you're at odds with your cousin, 386 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:40,000 but where can I find him? 387 00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:44,958 Thanks. 388 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:50,542 You really bluffed those dumb cops! 389 00:27:50,708 --> 00:27:53,333 I didn't. I am well-connected in Paris. 390 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:57,208 Ange and I haven't spoken since April, 1992. 391 00:27:57,958 --> 00:27:59,833 Then, he had a small pad in Ajaccio. 392 00:28:00,917 --> 00:28:02,625 Got the address? 393 00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:40,708 Anyone in? 394 00:28:41,292 --> 00:28:42,458 What's it about? 395 00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:45,292 A pair of shoes in the window. 396 00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:46,417 I'm all out. 397 00:28:51,625 --> 00:28:55,292 Is this loafer calf-suede? 398 00:28:55,458 --> 00:28:56,958 I don't have your size. 399 00:28:59,417 --> 00:29:00,792 OK, I'll come back. 400 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,958 Right. Come back. Around 6 PM. 401 00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:07,000 It'll be quieter. 402 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,792 As you say. 403 00:29:14,583 --> 00:29:17,208 - Jack Palmer Agency! - Brèche. It's me. 404 00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:21,375 - How's it going? - Fine. I found his former address. 405 00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:23,042 What's that noise? 406 00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:27,292 - You in a factory? - No, it's some idiot biker. 407 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:31,250 - Anything else? - I saw a 300 Euro espresso machine... 408 00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:32,792 Find a cheaper one. 409 00:29:32,958 --> 00:29:35,875 I'm phoning! Call you back, over and out! 410 00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:39,208 - You're a pest! - Looking for someone? 411 00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:43,167 - Who might you be? - Get on to find who you want. 412 00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:23,833 Get off. You're expected up there. 413 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:35,083 These people can't do things simply! 414 00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:46,000 He's on his way. 415 00:30:46,417 --> 00:30:48,708 Matéo, you snitched on me. 416 00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:51,500 - You gone nuts? - Get ready! 417 00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:53,125 I'm coming down! 418 00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:13,708 Get going! 419 00:31:29,167 --> 00:31:31,625 I won't ticket you for not wearing a helmet. 420 00:31:31,917 --> 00:31:34,000 Ticket me! I can get 'em quashed! 421 00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:49,792 Excuse me, I'm looking for a room. 422 00:31:50,292 --> 00:31:53,417 - Do you have a room? - One moment. I'm coming. 423 00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:57,583 God, it's hot! 424 00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:01,792 For how many nights? 425 00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:05,500 I'm not sure... Let me ask you a question, 426 00:32:05,667 --> 00:32:07,917 just on the off chance... 427 00:32:08,583 --> 00:32:11,542 - Do you know Ange Leoni? - Ange Leoni! 428 00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:13,917 We were classmates in school. 429 00:32:14,083 --> 00:32:17,375 - Really? - But I haven't seen him in ages. 430 00:32:17,917 --> 00:32:19,875 Ask his aunt Maria Leoni. 431 00:32:20,042 --> 00:32:22,333 She works for mainlanders up the coast. 432 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:25,583 Where I can rent a car? Taxis are weird here. 433 00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:27,583 I'll lend you one. 434 00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:52,833 - Yes? - Hello, I'm... 435 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,792 It's open. Please come in! 436 00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:57,292 Very well... 437 00:33:08,875 --> 00:33:13,167 Welcome to our home! We love Corsica! 438 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,125 I won't disturb you for long. 439 00:33:15,292 --> 00:33:16,750 Make yourself at home! 440 00:33:16,917 --> 00:33:19,125 - Our home is your home! - Yes, thanks. 441 00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,167 Sandra, my wife. 442 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,292 Delighted. 443 00:33:25,458 --> 00:33:28,667 Darling, bring out the salami and myrthe liqueur. 444 00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:30,458 No, it's hard to digest. 445 00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:35,417 We love everything here. The culture, music, local produce. 446 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:37,000 - Great! - Have a seat! 447 00:33:37,167 --> 00:33:38,958 Thanks. I'd rather stand up. 448 00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:40,417 Here it is. 449 00:33:40,667 --> 00:33:43,250 I'll go get the cold cuts. No myrthe? 450 00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:47,500 What is it? 451 00:33:47,667 --> 00:33:49,500 The "Insurance premium"... 452 00:33:50,042 --> 00:33:52,167 I'm not an insurer. I'm from Paris. 453 00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:55,542 You weren't sent by the patriots? 454 00:33:55,917 --> 00:33:57,333 No. By a notary. 455 00:33:57,750 --> 00:33:59,042 You're not Corsican, then? 456 00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:01,083 - I'm a detective. - Detective? 457 00:34:01,292 --> 00:34:04,167 Maria Leoni's cousin sent me. 458 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:06,583 Maria! Someone for you! 459 00:34:06,833 --> 00:34:07,833 One moment! 460 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,250 I'm at the right place. 461 00:34:09,417 --> 00:34:11,000 Where are you from here? 462 00:34:11,167 --> 00:34:14,042 Put the salami away. He's a detective. 463 00:34:14,208 --> 00:34:16,417 - Jack Palmer. - Delighted. 464 00:34:16,792 --> 00:34:18,417 That must be him! 465 00:34:21,792 --> 00:34:23,667 Yes, I'll open up. 466 00:34:26,083 --> 00:34:29,458 Come in! We adore Corsica! 467 00:34:29,708 --> 00:34:32,708 Go see Maria. The kitchen's there. 468 00:34:32,875 --> 00:34:34,125 Come in. 469 00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:36,708 My wife Sandra. 470 00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:38,125 Delighted. 471 00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:42,792 - Get a drink for Mr...? - No need for my name. 472 00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:47,542 It's that bum, Stéphane Figoli! What do you want? 473 00:34:47,792 --> 00:34:51,208 This gentleman, who we don't know, 474 00:34:51,375 --> 00:34:53,833 whose name we don't know, isn't here for you. 475 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,583 Then why bother me? 476 00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:59,292 I can't waste time looking at that racketeer! 477 00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:02,167 You let this hag insult me in your home? 478 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:04,917 - Wait, it's a mistake. - Because of the detective... 479 00:35:05,125 --> 00:35:06,167 A detective? 480 00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:08,458 - That's me! - Why are you in here? 481 00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,917 I couldn't find the kitchen. 482 00:35:11,167 --> 00:35:14,750 - Implicating me in front of a witness? - Not at all. 483 00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,708 Sandra, kill that music! 484 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,375 Those tunes rattle my head! 485 00:35:21,542 --> 00:35:24,292 Now you insult Corsican music? 486 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:25,583 You'll hear from us. 487 00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:28,833 - We adore the Corsicans, Mr Figolo. - Figoli! 488 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,417 Don't see me out. I know my way round my country! 489 00:35:39,667 --> 00:35:41,250 They'll blow up our villa. 490 00:35:42,542 --> 00:35:46,458 Let them do it, so it's over! We'll buy a place on the North Sea. 491 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,500 Count me out! 492 00:35:48,667 --> 00:35:50,708 There, even seagulls are suicidal. 493 00:35:50,875 --> 00:35:52,583 What do you want with me? 494 00:35:53,083 --> 00:35:55,708 I'm looking for one of your family: Ange Leoni. 495 00:35:55,875 --> 00:35:58,958 He missed the funeral of my great uncle's nephew 496 00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:00,875 on my husband's sister's side. 497 00:36:01,042 --> 00:36:03,875 To me, he's no longer family. 498 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,208 That's it! They blew us up! 499 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,333 Holy shit! 500 00:36:26,292 --> 00:36:27,417 You OK? 501 00:36:30,292 --> 00:36:31,750 Close shave! 502 00:36:34,292 --> 00:36:37,417 - Drink this! - Myrthe brandy will perk you up. 503 00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:42,917 I can't digest it. 504 00:36:43,083 --> 00:36:45,625 - Were they after your car? - No, mine. 505 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,833 - Mr Figolu! - Fi-go-LI!... 506 00:36:52,083 --> 00:36:53,667 Why are you up there? 507 00:36:54,292 --> 00:36:56,583 This is my country. I go where I want. 508 00:36:57,042 --> 00:36:58,667 Sure... 509 00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:01,958 Oh, no! 510 00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:10,083 The Mini-Moke... 511 00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:12,083 They flattened it. 512 00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:14,708 - Mr Dargent, please. - Yes. Who's calling? 513 00:37:14,917 --> 00:37:17,083 Jack Palmer, aka Rémi François. 514 00:37:17,417 --> 00:37:18,958 - It's him. - I'll take it. 515 00:37:20,958 --> 00:37:23,417 Hello, how are you? 516 00:37:23,792 --> 00:37:25,208 All in all, poorly. 517 00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:28,875 I've been kidnapped twice, hassled by cops, 518 00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:31,042 had a villa gate 519 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:33,125 hit me, my Mini-Moke blown up... 520 00:37:33,542 --> 00:37:34,500 Your what? 521 00:37:34,667 --> 00:37:37,792 It's a car. Wasn't mine, but I'm hanging up. 522 00:37:37,958 --> 00:37:40,792 - Don't hang up. We must talk. -No. 523 00:37:40,958 --> 00:37:43,333 I'm hanging up my gumshoes. Quitting. 524 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,750 You're right, it's a weird place. 525 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,542 - You? The bulldog...? - Listen... 526 00:37:48,708 --> 00:37:52,333 My life comes first. The bulldog says bye. 527 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,667 Shit, he's freaked. 528 00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:58,958 The first gumshoe didn't last a day. 529 00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:01,875 - I show in Grappa and Balducci? - Not yet. 530 00:38:02,042 --> 00:38:03,875 We mustn't let him leave. 531 00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:07,208 We'll put that bulldog on a leash. 532 00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:09,417 It's unthinkable, Brèche! 533 00:38:09,792 --> 00:38:12,458 Not a seat on a plane, or a boat? 534 00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:15,792 Not until next week? 535 00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:17,333 Hello? 536 00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:20,708 Shit! Nothing works here! 537 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:15,500 I'm conning! 538 00:39:15,667 --> 00:39:18,083 Don't panic! 539 00:39:18,792 --> 00:39:22,167 I'm coming! Don't panic! 540 00:39:29,292 --> 00:39:32,250 Calm down! Hang on to me! 541 00:39:32,667 --> 00:39:36,167 Let go! Stop hitting me! 542 00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:38,500 Don't hit me, we'll both drown! 543 00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:40,333 Just relax. 544 00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:42,583 That's better. 545 00:39:44,917 --> 00:39:47,250 - Is it there? - It was a cramp, I think. 546 00:39:47,417 --> 00:39:50,542 I'll massage your thigh. It'll go away. 547 00:39:50,875 --> 00:39:54,500 Happened to me, skin-diving in the Galapagos. 548 00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:57,750 I made it back by myself, but only just. 549 00:39:58,458 --> 00:40:00,000 It's bit painful, but... 550 00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:02,500 Now let's try to walk a bit. 551 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:04,375 - Give me your hand. - Wait. 552 00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:08,125 That's perfect. 553 00:40:08,833 --> 00:40:10,958 I didn't know this beach. 554 00:40:11,792 --> 00:40:13,875 I came to see some clients. 555 00:40:14,292 --> 00:40:18,167 And wanted to cool off before heading home. 556 00:40:18,667 --> 00:40:21,375 I can't let you leave in this state. 557 00:40:21,708 --> 00:40:23,292 What's your name? 558 00:40:26,042 --> 00:40:27,292 Lea. 559 00:40:27,875 --> 00:40:30,458 Palmer. Jack Palmer. 560 00:40:40,458 --> 00:40:42,500 Using a patch and smoking is bad. 561 00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:45,667 You're right. I'll quit the "pacht". 562 00:40:49,208 --> 00:40:50,542 Tell me... 563 00:40:51,042 --> 00:40:52,542 Your new wheels are snazzy. 564 00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:54,250 Know what, 565 00:40:54,958 --> 00:40:56,583 we'll set up a business. 566 00:40:56,750 --> 00:40:59,250 You import them, I'll sell them at my uncle's. 567 00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:02,208 - The guy who sells lawn-mowers? - Yes. 568 00:41:02,917 --> 00:41:03,958 We'll see. 569 00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:10,083 Don't shoot! It's me! Figoli! 570 00:41:14,750 --> 00:41:15,667 I found out. 571 00:41:18,625 --> 00:41:23,167 The cops' lookout was the Marseille guy's joint. He snitched on you. 572 00:41:23,625 --> 00:41:25,667 You sure? This is serious! 573 00:41:26,042 --> 00:41:28,167 I gave up my siesta to tell you! 574 00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:31,917 Matéo, put your old wheels back on. 575 00:41:32,792 --> 00:41:34,917 We don't want to stand out tonight. 576 00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:42,917 Know a friendly restaurant in town? 577 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:45,042 Depends. 578 00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:47,167 For romance or good food? 579 00:42:01,542 --> 00:42:02,750 Thanks. 580 00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:08,125 I'm sick of oldies-but-goodies... 581 00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:10,333 They're kitschy, but nice. 582 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:13,458 Cigarette? 583 00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:16,417 No. I quit everything. Well, almost. 584 00:42:17,875 --> 00:42:19,542 I smoke now and then. 585 00:42:20,833 --> 00:42:22,083 When I feel good. 586 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:25,458 So you're in the coral business. 587 00:42:25,625 --> 00:42:28,000 I didn't know Corsica had coral. 588 00:42:28,167 --> 00:42:31,500 There's so much beauty... to discover here. 589 00:42:31,958 --> 00:42:33,625 And not in the guidebooks. 590 00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:38,042 - Must be a time-consuming job. - Immensely. 591 00:42:38,708 --> 00:42:42,167 But I'm not married, I have no children. 592 00:42:43,250 --> 00:42:44,625 I'm free. 593 00:42:46,917 --> 00:42:48,125 We have that in common. 594 00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:50,625 I'm free, too... 595 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,208 We didn't order champagne. 596 00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:57,708 You're a friend of Pierrot at Cala di Sole. 597 00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:02,042 He said a short man, with a rumpled jacket, a worried look. 598 00:43:02,208 --> 00:43:05,208 And a pretty brunette. He was right. 599 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,625 To your health! 600 00:43:07,792 --> 00:43:10,792 - This is my treat. - Thanks, nice of you. 601 00:43:11,708 --> 00:43:15,792 The suit's linen, that's why it rumples. 602 00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:21,583 -4! -5! 603 00:43:23,208 --> 00:43:24,833 No slow fuses left? 604 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,250 Thought I had some in my garage, 605 00:43:27,667 --> 00:43:29,250 but it was fishing line... 606 00:43:29,417 --> 00:43:32,250 You lost, Figoli. Your turn to buy them. 607 00:43:32,417 --> 00:43:35,125 Shit! I always get the job! 608 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:38,583 - You never plan ahead! - Go on! 609 00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:40,292 OK, I'm going. 610 00:43:51,042 --> 00:43:52,542 Evening. 611 00:43:52,708 --> 00:43:55,125 A box of tampons, please. 612 00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:57,250 Regular, super, or super deluxe? 613 00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:59,000 With or without applicator? 614 00:44:01,042 --> 00:44:02,083 Dunno. The best. 615 00:44:02,625 --> 00:44:04,125 What exactly is it for? 616 00:44:04,542 --> 00:44:05,750 What do you think? 617 00:44:08,833 --> 00:44:11,542 For a slow fuse, this works fine. 618 00:44:12,375 --> 00:44:13,417 All right. 619 00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:21,500 More, please. 620 00:44:22,958 --> 00:44:24,083 Yes. 621 00:44:25,208 --> 00:44:26,917 This island is strange. 622 00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:30,958 You ask a simple question, you're a mass murderer. 623 00:44:31,125 --> 00:44:32,667 We're not strange. 624 00:44:33,208 --> 00:44:36,000 You must learn how to take us. 625 00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:38,917 -That's all. - True. 626 00:44:39,083 --> 00:44:41,375 Ever fished for squid bare-handed? 627 00:44:41,542 --> 00:44:44,875 Bunny hunting around Paris is more my style. 628 00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:48,208 I loved it when I was a kid. 629 00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:54,875 - Come, I'll show you. - Now? Don't we need rubber boots? 630 00:45:02,625 --> 00:45:05,250 Tomorrow morning, clean the kitchen well. 631 00:45:05,417 --> 00:45:08,375 We have a "surprise" sanitary control at noon. 632 00:45:08,542 --> 00:45:10,250 No problem, sir. 633 00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:19,792 Hoods on. 634 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:26,333 Let's go. 635 00:45:28,083 --> 00:45:29,625 - Move it! -OK. 636 00:45:38,875 --> 00:45:41,042 Sorry, but I live nearby, 637 00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:44,250 sudden wakeups are bad for my heart. 638 00:45:44,417 --> 00:45:46,375 - What time's it for? - Right now. 639 00:45:55,125 --> 00:45:56,708 Wait... Move aside! 640 00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:14,208 We can't take all night, Birdie! 641 00:46:14,375 --> 00:46:16,292 Stop calling me Birdie! 642 00:46:17,083 --> 00:46:18,917 Dammit, this is a job for chicks! 643 00:46:25,042 --> 00:46:27,500 Here goes! Let's split! 644 00:46:28,167 --> 00:46:29,792 We've got a good 3 minutes. 645 00:46:30,667 --> 00:46:32,167 Let's go! 646 00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:34,708 C'mon, we're off. 647 00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:38,125 Shit! There's a little cat! 648 00:46:39,917 --> 00:46:41,167 What cat? 649 00:46:41,417 --> 00:46:42,917 Screw the cat, Ange! 650 00:46:43,125 --> 00:46:44,000 It's going to blow! 651 00:46:44,167 --> 00:46:46,417 You got no heart, or no balls? 652 00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:49,792 You don't like cats? 653 00:46:49,958 --> 00:46:51,542 Not when I'm smoking. 654 00:46:54,542 --> 00:46:55,625 Where's that goddam animal? 655 00:46:56,917 --> 00:46:58,167 Kitty, kitty! 656 00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:05,583 I've got it, Birdie! 657 00:47:06,917 --> 00:47:08,875 Come, pussycat. 658 00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:12,625 I warn you, cat! You have one minute to live! 659 00:47:12,792 --> 00:47:15,875 It's the first time a woman gave me a squid. 660 00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:17,750 What do I do with it now? 661 00:47:17,917 --> 00:47:19,250 - I don't know! - Really? 662 00:47:19,417 --> 00:47:21,667 Take it home and boil it! 663 00:47:21,833 --> 00:47:24,208 Why not, if that's your thing... 664 00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:27,292 - When do you leave? - Tomorrow, if I get a seat. 665 00:47:27,833 --> 00:47:29,250 What a shame. 666 00:47:29,792 --> 00:47:32,958 I'd have shown you the Cliffs of Piana. 667 00:47:33,125 --> 00:47:34,375 I could postpone it. 668 00:47:43,667 --> 00:47:46,458 That was a close shave, pussycat. 669 00:47:49,417 --> 00:47:51,292 - Ange! - Yeah! 670 00:47:51,458 --> 00:47:53,625 - I'm bleeding! - It's just a little blood. 671 00:47:53,792 --> 00:47:54,958 My scalp's wide open! 672 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:56,667 - It's a scratch! - My scalp's open! 673 00:47:56,833 --> 00:47:59,375 Breathe. Mind your head. 674 00:47:59,542 --> 00:48:01,875 Watch out for my head! 675 00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:05,708 I'm bleeding! Get me to the hospital. 676 00:48:06,125 --> 00:48:07,083 To the hospital! 677 00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:10,458 Scalps piss blood! Disinfectant'll do the trick. 678 00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:11,458 Disinfectant? 679 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:14,542 Take me to my mom's. 680 00:48:14,917 --> 00:48:18,208 Mom, they don't care about me! 681 00:48:19,583 --> 00:48:21,292 Did you see anything or anyone? 682 00:48:21,458 --> 00:48:23,958 - I think one of them... - We saw nothing. 683 00:48:24,125 --> 00:48:27,042 Let this man vacation here in peace. 684 00:48:27,708 --> 00:48:28,667 So you saw nothing? 685 00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:30,667 We lost a squid, that's all. 686 00:48:30,833 --> 00:48:32,708 Bye. Shall we go? 687 00:48:35,625 --> 00:48:38,042 - What was that? - Nothing. 688 00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:41,875 The farm co-op. A blast of 10 kilograms. 689 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:45,958 The town hall, 15 kilograms. 690 00:48:46,250 --> 00:48:50,000 No, that was some mainlander's villa. 691 00:48:50,167 --> 00:48:51,208 25 kilograms. 692 00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:53,750 They're blasting everywhere! 693 00:48:53,917 --> 00:48:55,708 How about going to a disco? 694 00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:56,792 A disco? 695 00:49:14,083 --> 00:49:16,958 You know, I have great faith in women. 696 00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:18,917 That's good. 697 00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:22,625 Here, like everywhere, only women can end violence. 698 00:49:23,625 --> 00:49:24,542 That's for sure... 699 00:49:24,833 --> 00:49:27,667 They give life. They're the doves of peace. 700 00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:29,875 If we listened them in the Middle East... 701 00:49:30,708 --> 00:49:32,708 What you say is true. 702 00:49:33,292 --> 00:49:34,292 It's profound, too. 703 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,833 Thanks. 704 00:49:53,083 --> 00:49:55,458 Odd place to open a disco. Are we there? 705 00:49:58,417 --> 00:49:59,958 I changed my mind. 706 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,167 You're as surprising as this island. 707 00:50:06,958 --> 00:50:08,458 Sure I am. 708 00:50:12,125 --> 00:50:13,958 What's got into you? 709 00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:17,375 Can you drive slower? 710 00:50:17,542 --> 00:50:19,042 Scared in cars, Jack? 711 00:50:19,208 --> 00:50:22,000 No, I've been a rally driver! 712 00:50:22,167 --> 00:50:26,167 But lobster pasta and mountain roads don't mix. 713 00:50:37,042 --> 00:50:38,417 What's going on? 714 00:50:40,417 --> 00:50:41,500 Get out! 715 00:50:46,458 --> 00:50:48,750 That's good, you survived the shock. 716 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,292 Yes. 127 bends in all. 717 00:50:52,833 --> 00:50:55,667 We're 30 degrees south of the Shepherd's star. 718 00:50:55,833 --> 00:50:57,583 I know exactly where we are. 719 00:50:57,750 --> 00:50:59,625 Keep it to yourself. 720 00:50:59,833 --> 00:51:02,792 Here, the less you know, the better. 721 00:51:09,083 --> 00:51:10,417 You, again? 722 00:51:10,958 --> 00:51:13,542 - You've met? - Yes, on the plane. 723 00:51:13,708 --> 00:51:16,208 - You're mistaken. - Sure. 724 00:51:17,042 --> 00:51:19,250 What's the deal this time? 725 00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:21,167 We want to see you. 726 00:51:21,333 --> 00:51:23,667 "We." This is dumb! Screw the "we"! 727 00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:26,500 I want to see Ange Leoni. Ange Leoni! 728 00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:27,833 What do you want with me? 729 00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:30,750 Oh, it's you? 730 00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:34,000 You're hard to reach. 731 00:51:34,167 --> 00:51:36,917 I'm here for a notary in Montargis, 732 00:51:37,083 --> 00:51:40,167 Mr Dargent, to give to you in person 733 00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:42,000 this deed to a property. 734 00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:47,042 But how do I know you're Mr Leoni? 735 00:51:47,208 --> 00:51:49,583 You have your ID? 736 00:51:50,542 --> 00:51:52,083 You're cute! 737 00:51:53,167 --> 00:51:54,375 Lea... 738 00:51:55,417 --> 00:51:58,750 check out Mr Dargent in Montargis. 739 00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:00,292 Did you touch her? 740 00:52:00,458 --> 00:52:02,417 Huh? Touch who? 741 00:52:02,583 --> 00:52:04,083 My wife. Did you touch her? 742 00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:05,750 Don't start that again, Matéo. 743 00:52:05,917 --> 00:52:09,708 We were married 3 months, we divorced 6 years ago! 744 00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:12,292 Answer! Did he touch you, yes or no? 745 00:52:12,458 --> 00:52:14,667 Stop, Matéo, that's enough. 746 00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:17,750 Cover yourself, Lea. You look cheap! 747 00:52:17,917 --> 00:52:20,708 Next time do your own dirty work! 748 00:52:20,875 --> 00:52:23,167 He screwed your sister and you don't act? 749 00:52:23,333 --> 00:52:25,375 No way! I didn't screw anybody! 750 00:52:25,958 --> 00:52:29,333 Would she sleep with any idiot who shows up? 751 00:52:29,750 --> 00:52:31,458 Why didn't she answer? 752 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,167 You know, Lea, 753 00:52:33,917 --> 00:52:35,458 I hear what you don't say! 754 00:52:35,625 --> 00:52:36,875 OK, we humped like dogs, 755 00:52:37,417 --> 00:52:38,500 on Napoleon Avenue! 756 00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:41,125 - Happy now? - I mean, no... 757 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,083 Sorry, I wasn't speaking to you, sir. 758 00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:46,083 Attorney Dargent in Montargis. 759 00:52:46,917 --> 00:52:48,958 Yes, I'll wait. 760 00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:52,625 What does it say, Ange? 761 00:52:52,792 --> 00:52:57,167 I inherited a 2 million Euro shack in central France. 762 00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:59,167 Is that so bad? 763 00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:03,083 I'll let you celebrate it in the family. Good night. 764 00:53:03,250 --> 00:53:05,083 I don't know central France. 765 00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:09,458 My whole family is here. I'm Corsican. 766 00:53:10,042 --> 00:53:11,417 Who sent you? 767 00:53:11,708 --> 00:53:12,792 I told you. Mr Dargent. 768 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,583 - I'll string you up! - I'll waste him! 769 00:53:15,750 --> 00:53:17,792 - Really... - He fondled her! 770 00:53:17,958 --> 00:53:19,833 Stop it. Your ulcer will act up! 771 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:24,208 He said his name's Jack Palmer. 772 00:53:25,167 --> 00:53:26,375 It doesn't say that here. 773 00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:28,375 He's lying. He raped her! 774 00:53:28,542 --> 00:53:32,167 My real name's Rémi François. Jack Palmer is for my work. 775 00:53:33,042 --> 00:53:35,250 Sounds a bit American. Very smart. 776 00:53:35,958 --> 00:53:36,833 I mean... 777 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:37,750 I checked. 778 00:53:38,292 --> 00:53:41,083 There is a Jack Palmer detective agency. 779 00:53:42,042 --> 00:53:43,458 Rémi François. 780 00:53:43,625 --> 00:53:44,625 Are you sure? 781 00:53:44,792 --> 00:53:46,083 Which is your first name? 782 00:53:49,083 --> 00:53:51,958 There's no Attorney Dargent in Montargis. 783 00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:53,167 What? 784 00:53:53,417 --> 00:53:56,125 They misinformed you! 785 00:53:56,292 --> 00:53:58,042 It's not possible! 786 00:54:00,083 --> 00:54:01,917 Don't shout! You'll upset the animals. 787 00:54:02,083 --> 00:54:05,125 Animals? But he was in my office, in Paris! 788 00:54:05,708 --> 00:54:07,000 I just spoke to him... 789 00:54:07,167 --> 00:54:08,375 He's a liar! They had sex! 790 00:54:08,833 --> 00:54:09,958 I'm sure of it! 791 00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:11,500 Matéo! Shut up! 792 00:54:11,667 --> 00:54:14,333 You're kidding us, or they're kidding you. 793 00:54:15,125 --> 00:54:16,333 Either way, you're in trouble. 794 00:54:17,917 --> 00:54:20,292 It's no great improvement, 795 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,542 but I favor the 2nd hypothesis. 796 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,333 Lea, put him back in the car. I'm coming. 797 00:54:27,708 --> 00:54:29,458 I can walk. 798 00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:33,417 Matéo, stay here. Lea'll drop me in the bay. 799 00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:36,875 He's got a plane ticket for tomorrow. 800 00:54:37,333 --> 00:54:39,208 He knows nothing, Ange. 801 00:54:39,375 --> 00:54:42,875 So did the cops manipulate this cretin ? 802 00:54:43,542 --> 00:54:45,667 Why speak dialect? I know Italian. 803 00:54:45,833 --> 00:54:48,750 Corsican's no dialect. It's a language. 804 00:54:48,917 --> 00:54:51,667 And it's not like Italian! 805 00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:53,583 But "cretino" means cretin in both! 806 00:54:53,917 --> 00:54:56,208 Don't sulk, Sherlock Holmes. 807 00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:58,000 The cops took you for a ride. 808 00:54:58,667 --> 00:55:01,708 They weren't the only ones! How's your cramp? 809 00:55:01,875 --> 00:55:03,667 - It went away, thanks. - Good. 810 00:55:03,833 --> 00:55:05,875 Mainlander, you never saw me! 811 00:55:06,542 --> 00:55:08,458 You never came here. 812 00:55:08,625 --> 00:55:11,917 If I see you again, you're in trouble. 813 00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:15,958 What did he say? 814 00:55:16,125 --> 00:55:18,917 Don't worry, Ange is no bandit. 815 00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:23,250 He's a good imitation of one! 816 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:29,000 Shit! 817 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,292 Let me out! I'm no part of this business! 818 00:55:37,583 --> 00:55:39,375 - Belt, Ange! - What belt? 819 00:55:40,083 --> 00:55:41,417 Mine's jammed! 820 00:55:41,583 --> 00:55:43,292 - Shit! - What, shit? 821 00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:45,542 My belt doesn't work. 822 00:55:45,708 --> 00:55:47,917 Two belts on the blink is odd. 823 00:55:48,583 --> 00:55:50,583 Wouldn't you say? 824 00:56:01,708 --> 00:56:03,417 This is really... 825 00:56:20,375 --> 00:56:22,375 - Shit! - Run! 826 00:56:23,583 --> 00:56:25,583 And you, be a man! 827 00:56:25,958 --> 00:56:27,167 Go! 828 00:56:28,875 --> 00:56:31,417 A man! Your brother isn't lily white! 829 00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:34,458 - He never killed anyone. - That's what you say. 830 00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:40,333 What's this...? 831 00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:58,667 Get out! Hands up! 832 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,625 What's going on? 833 00:57:03,292 --> 00:57:05,417 Why are you here? Where'd you come from? 834 00:57:05,583 --> 00:57:07,208 We were just kissing. 835 00:57:07,417 --> 00:57:09,500 - Is that forbidden? - Make fun of me. 836 00:57:09,708 --> 00:57:10,875 Check the trunk! 837 00:57:13,333 --> 00:57:14,167 Where's your brother? 838 00:57:14,750 --> 00:57:16,458 My God, if I knew... 839 00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:20,083 - Did you see him? Speak up! -Who? 840 00:57:20,583 --> 00:57:22,208 You have a brother? 841 00:57:22,917 --> 00:57:24,875 Really? How old is he? 842 00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:28,083 OK. Wanna play dumb? We can, too! 843 00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:29,542 Isn't she an only child? 844 00:57:30,917 --> 00:57:34,833 Chief, we've got 'em. It's under control. 845 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,083 I'll run them in. 846 00:57:47,792 --> 00:57:49,500 What's going on, Balducci? 847 00:57:49,667 --> 00:57:52,042 - Nothing, Chief! - What? 848 00:57:52,208 --> 00:57:54,667 Our car got swiped. But we're fine. 849 00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:57,625 We'll be off. Can we drop you somewhere? 850 00:58:09,583 --> 00:58:10,750 Let go of me! 851 00:58:15,542 --> 00:58:18,125 Later, we dined at the "Pinocchio". 852 00:58:20,083 --> 00:58:23,250 That's where I noticed he was charming. 853 00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:24,708 What did you eat? 854 00:58:24,875 --> 00:58:27,750 Lobster pasta. Too heavy for dinner. 855 00:58:27,917 --> 00:58:29,833 Right... "Mr Dargent"? 856 00:58:37,417 --> 00:58:39,458 Ange? What's up? 857 00:58:39,667 --> 00:58:41,083 They've arrested Lea. 858 00:58:41,667 --> 00:58:45,375 She took me for a spin in the hills. 859 00:58:45,542 --> 00:58:49,333 And one thing... led to another... 860 00:58:50,417 --> 00:58:53,250 Of course, you didn't cross or see anyone? 861 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,250 Yes. Goats. 862 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:57,458 Little Corsican goats. 863 00:59:00,167 --> 00:59:03,750 You're stressed out, Matéo. What's worrying you? 864 00:59:03,917 --> 00:59:04,750 Nothing... 865 00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:06,917 Well, everything... 866 00:59:07,542 --> 00:59:11,292 Relax. They're only cops. And we're returning their car. 867 00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:13,417 Your story doesn't hold up. 868 00:59:13,583 --> 00:59:17,542 What has Leoni done to get you all worked up? 869 00:59:21,167 --> 00:59:22,458 I see... 870 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,125 Here even cops are tongue-tied. 871 00:59:25,792 --> 00:59:29,667 The Government paid off the Separatist groups to get a truce. 872 00:59:29,833 --> 00:59:31,042 Leoni was the middleman. 873 00:59:32,125 --> 00:59:34,583 But he kept the money. How much? 874 00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:36,792 Plenty. 875 00:59:36,958 --> 00:59:38,125 Nice going! 876 00:59:38,292 --> 00:59:43,042 Police infighting, government scheming, taxpayer's money. A nice scandal. 877 00:59:43,833 --> 00:59:45,792 You send in a sleuth. 878 00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:50,375 No danger of a police fuck-up. I take the rap. 879 00:59:50,667 --> 00:59:53,083 I'm a man of my word. You get 5%. 880 00:59:54,292 --> 00:59:56,083 May I phone? 881 00:59:56,958 --> 00:59:58,625 Right, call him. 882 00:59:58,875 --> 01:00:00,833 Set up a date with him. 883 01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:07,583 The number of "The National Inquirer"? 884 01:00:07,750 --> 01:00:09,083 Don't do that! 885 01:00:09,250 --> 01:00:11,500 Then quit bugging Lea and me. 886 01:00:18,750 --> 01:00:21,625 My Lea. Did they harm you, little sister? 887 01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:23,750 I'm fine, Ange. 888 01:00:24,375 --> 01:00:25,875 - You mustn't stay here. - What? 889 01:00:26,083 --> 01:00:28,625 Are you being watched? If yes, cough. 890 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:32,042 No, I was going to go to bed. They wore me out. 891 01:00:33,917 --> 01:00:34,958 Shit. 892 01:00:36,833 --> 01:00:37,833 Ange! 893 01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:43,458 Mr Leoni, will you have a drink? 894 01:00:45,667 --> 01:00:46,792 What's he doing here? 895 01:00:46,958 --> 01:00:49,417 Nothing. They released us. And I... 896 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,375 Lea invited me in for a drink 897 01:00:52,542 --> 01:00:55,625 to celebrate the occasion... 898 01:01:02,708 --> 01:01:03,875 What's this? 899 01:01:04,625 --> 01:01:06,000 The latest Paris fad? 900 01:01:06,167 --> 01:01:08,958 - Drinking in briefs! - No, wait... 901 01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:10,292 Shame on Paris! 902 01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:12,125 Ange, stop that immediately! 903 01:01:12,292 --> 01:01:13,750 I invite who I want here! 904 01:01:13,917 --> 01:01:16,000 I always let you see friends! 905 01:01:16,167 --> 01:01:18,708 But you just met him and he's starko! 906 01:01:18,875 --> 01:01:21,333 Just my pants... It's hot... 907 01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:22,542 Put that away, Ange! 908 01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:24,875 I'll screw whoever I want! 909 01:01:25,042 --> 01:01:26,458 So there! 910 01:01:26,625 --> 01:01:29,292 Lea, you're being excessive with... 911 01:01:29,458 --> 01:01:30,292 Quiet! 912 01:01:33,917 --> 01:01:35,500 Not in front of Mama! 913 01:01:35,667 --> 01:01:39,000 You, with an outsider! She'll turn in her grave! 914 01:01:39,167 --> 01:01:40,583 Leave Mama out of it! 915 01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:42,333 You made her cry! Not I! 916 01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:44,500 He's your brother! It's only natural... 917 01:01:44,667 --> 01:01:45,458 Shut up! 918 01:01:45,625 --> 01:01:47,667 He's not to blame. 919 01:01:47,833 --> 01:01:51,750 He didn't rape me, dammit! I asked him in! 920 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,958 Lea, this is a matter for men to settle! 921 01:01:55,125 --> 01:01:57,208 We'll deal with this outside. 922 01:01:57,375 --> 01:02:00,292 Mr Leoni, don't stay here. 923 01:02:00,458 --> 01:02:02,000 You're over enough barrels! 924 01:02:02,208 --> 01:02:04,667 Barrels? Don't use fancy language! 925 01:02:04,958 --> 01:02:05,792 Cretino! 926 01:02:06,792 --> 01:02:09,375 He saved us both. 927 01:02:09,667 --> 01:02:10,583 He didn't blab! 928 01:02:11,708 --> 01:02:13,417 So he didn't! 929 01:02:14,083 --> 01:02:16,000 It's not enough to win you. 930 01:02:23,833 --> 01:02:24,833 Ange, please. 931 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,250 No... 932 01:02:27,250 --> 01:02:29,792 Still, with regard to Lea, 933 01:02:30,458 --> 01:02:31,583 you could have asked me. 934 01:02:31,750 --> 01:02:36,125 Actually, things gathered momentum... 935 01:02:36,292 --> 01:02:38,375 It's your life, not mine. 936 01:02:39,208 --> 01:02:41,375 So, celebrate. 937 01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:43,250 Easy does it. 938 01:02:43,417 --> 01:02:45,375 You're not piloting the plane! 939 01:02:45,542 --> 01:02:47,375 We should get a move on. 940 01:02:47,542 --> 01:02:50,958 Don't be a bore. I'll call the pilot, he's a pal. 941 01:02:51,125 --> 01:02:53,667 So what did you tell the Police Chief? 942 01:02:53,833 --> 01:02:55,458 I said we saw goats... 943 01:02:55,625 --> 01:02:58,292 Little Corsican goats. His face dropped! 944 01:02:58,792 --> 01:03:00,667 He was speechless. 945 01:03:03,167 --> 01:03:04,333 I must tell you this... 946 01:03:04,542 --> 01:03:07,458 Enough. I've nothing to tell you. 947 01:03:07,625 --> 01:03:08,917 Please... 948 01:03:09,875 --> 01:03:13,625 He died at home. As he wanted to. 949 01:03:22,875 --> 01:03:24,667 Guess they're reconciling. 950 01:03:24,833 --> 01:03:26,708 Too bad, she's a nice girl. 951 01:03:26,875 --> 01:03:27,917 Yeah... 952 01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:31,083 Well, tell her I said good-bye. 953 01:03:31,250 --> 01:03:32,917 Bye, fellas. 954 01:03:35,667 --> 01:03:36,750 Your ham! 955 01:03:36,917 --> 01:03:39,125 Right. Thanks. 956 01:03:40,292 --> 01:03:42,708 Hardly cabin luggage... 957 01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:45,208 When my parents died, he raised me. 958 01:03:45,375 --> 01:03:48,250 I know. But he had a good life. 959 01:03:55,208 --> 01:03:57,042 - Stop that! - Darling... 960 01:03:58,292 --> 01:04:00,750 In that area, we always did fine. 961 01:04:01,833 --> 01:04:03,417 It'll relax you. 962 01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:05,667 You're a pig! 963 01:04:07,750 --> 01:04:09,417 Shit! 964 01:04:09,792 --> 01:04:11,042 My contact lens! 965 01:04:11,292 --> 01:04:13,583 Rémi, why head back to Paris? 966 01:04:15,167 --> 01:04:18,292 My cousin has land for sale. And a stone cottage. 967 01:04:18,708 --> 01:04:20,208 Stop, Doumé! 968 01:04:20,833 --> 01:04:22,208 Right there! 969 01:04:26,167 --> 01:04:27,125 Lea? 970 01:04:28,792 --> 01:04:30,625 Why did you leave so fast? 971 01:04:30,792 --> 01:04:33,667 Looked like you two were making up... 972 01:04:33,833 --> 01:04:36,667 Make up? With that jerk? 973 01:04:37,458 --> 01:04:41,667 He came to tell me my grandpa just died. That's all. 974 01:04:41,833 --> 01:04:44,500 I'm so sorry. My condolences. 975 01:04:44,667 --> 01:04:45,708 Thanks. 976 01:04:49,208 --> 01:04:50,542 Have a nice trip home. 977 01:04:51,625 --> 01:04:53,375 Where are you headed? 978 01:04:54,083 --> 01:04:57,375 Up to the village. To see him one last time. 979 01:04:57,542 --> 01:05:00,083 I'll get my car at the hotel. 980 01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:02,458 The hotel is that way! 981 01:05:07,333 --> 01:05:08,875 I grew up here. 982 01:05:09,875 --> 01:05:13,375 When there's snow, it's cut off from the world. 983 01:05:14,125 --> 01:05:17,583 Now, only the old people are left. 984 01:05:29,167 --> 01:05:31,833 - I'll leave you. - Wait! 985 01:05:32,042 --> 01:05:36,500 If I don't introduce you, they'll think I'm ashamed of them. 986 01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:39,333 Well... 987 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:40,958 That's Fiorina, my cousin. 988 01:05:41,833 --> 01:05:43,542 Hi, Fiorina. 989 01:05:45,792 --> 01:05:49,833 I'll be in the way. This is a family affair. 990 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,583 She is a bit invasive, but adorable. 991 01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:54,875 Very tenacious. 992 01:05:55,042 --> 01:05:56,250 Right, Fiorina, 993 01:05:56,875 --> 01:05:58,875 now we've met and... 994 01:05:59,042 --> 01:06:02,375 Come, Fiorina. Let go of him. 995 01:06:18,583 --> 01:06:20,542 He died as he wanted to. 996 01:06:21,417 --> 01:06:24,583 That's best, Grandma. 997 01:06:24,792 --> 01:06:27,542 - You came with someone. - Yes. 998 01:06:28,833 --> 01:06:31,917 This is Rémi. A friend. 999 01:06:33,333 --> 01:06:35,500 Josepha, my grandmother. 1000 01:06:35,875 --> 01:06:37,500 My condolences, Madame. 1001 01:06:37,667 --> 01:06:39,542 Mom! 1002 01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:41,333 My darlings! 1003 01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:44,833 Sanpierro and Anna-Maria. My kids. 1004 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:47,250 I gathered that. Hi, kids! 1005 01:06:47,458 --> 01:06:49,250 Hi, sir. 1006 01:06:49,417 --> 01:06:52,500 The village is being repopulated. Good! 1007 01:06:54,542 --> 01:06:56,792 I'm glad you found someone. 1008 01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:03,958 There's a misunderstanding... 1009 01:07:04,125 --> 01:07:09,167 Say nothing. I couldn't bring a stranger to the funeral. 1010 01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:10,792 For her, we're an item. 1011 01:07:10,958 --> 01:07:15,583 OK, but what about the kids' father? Is it Matéo? 1012 01:07:15,875 --> 01:07:18,542 No, their dad is dead. 1013 01:07:18,958 --> 01:07:19,792 Good. 1014 01:07:19,958 --> 01:07:24,000 I mean...they don't look like Matéo. 1015 01:07:24,167 --> 01:07:27,958 They're blond, and Matéo's a strange color. 1016 01:07:38,792 --> 01:07:41,292 You may kiss him, too. 1017 01:07:41,708 --> 01:07:42,708 - Me? - Yes. 1018 01:07:43,375 --> 01:07:44,875 It's the custom. 1019 01:07:55,917 --> 01:07:57,000 He doesn't know you. 1020 01:07:57,500 --> 01:07:58,958 Tell him who you are. 1021 01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:01,208 Go on. 1022 01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:03,542 Tell him. 1023 01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:10,000 Well... 1024 01:08:11,625 --> 01:08:14,083 My name is Rémi François... 1025 01:08:14,250 --> 01:08:17,708 I was born May 8, 1953... 1026 01:08:17,875 --> 01:08:20,083 at a hospital, 1027 01:08:20,417 --> 01:08:22,792 Saint Felicity, in Compïègne. 1028 01:08:22,958 --> 01:08:24,833 And...I live on... 1029 01:08:25,792 --> 01:08:28,083 a quiet little street...in Paris... 1030 01:08:28,583 --> 01:08:30,875 And your marital status? 1031 01:08:31,250 --> 01:08:34,583 Bachelor. No kids. 1032 01:08:35,042 --> 01:08:36,458 Tell him how you met Mom. 1033 01:08:37,875 --> 01:08:40,208 At the beach. 1034 01:08:40,375 --> 01:08:41,875 She was swimming and... 1035 01:08:42,042 --> 01:08:44,500 She had a cramp... 1036 01:08:44,708 --> 01:08:46,250 Did you save her life? 1037 01:08:46,750 --> 01:08:48,000 In a way... 1038 01:08:48,417 --> 01:08:49,500 See, Grandpa, 1039 01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:51,625 she met a good man. 1040 01:08:58,292 --> 01:09:00,417 Is she having an attack? 1041 01:09:00,583 --> 01:09:03,667 It's a bit stuffy in here. 1042 01:09:04,042 --> 01:09:06,500 We don't need two stiffs. 1043 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:24,958 Actually, I don't know what I'm doing here. 1044 01:09:28,958 --> 01:09:30,083 It's delicious! 1045 01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:33,125 Like veal, but more tender. 1046 01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:34,542 It's rat! 1047 01:09:35,458 --> 01:09:38,583 No, Sanpierro. It's a kind of hedgehog. 1048 01:09:46,333 --> 01:09:47,833 I'll do the dishes. 1049 01:09:48,625 --> 01:09:51,042 No man ever did the dishes in this house. 1050 01:09:54,208 --> 01:09:55,417 Time for a first... 1051 01:09:55,708 --> 01:09:57,750 My respects, Minister. 1052 01:09:58,500 --> 01:09:59,542 Are they mad at us? 1053 01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:04,083 My transfer to a dull suburb is only hours away. 1054 01:10:05,250 --> 01:10:06,417 I have a scoop! 1055 01:10:06,583 --> 01:10:09,833 An old villager came to town to buy a suit. 1056 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,417 Who cares, Balducci! 1057 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,042 Was it a two-piece? What color? 1058 01:10:14,208 --> 01:10:16,500 Black. It's for Leoni's dad's funeral. 1059 01:10:16,708 --> 01:10:18,417 What? He's dead? 1060 01:10:18,583 --> 01:10:20,417 - You knew him, Chief? - No! 1061 01:10:20,583 --> 01:10:25,250 But Ange Leoni will be at the funeral. He's a Corsican. He has to. 1062 01:10:25,417 --> 01:10:27,708 Do I call Security for backup? 1063 01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:30,250 No way! We go it alone on this! 1064 01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:58,583 - You OK? - Terrific. 1065 01:10:58,917 --> 01:11:00,083 I just got engaged, 1066 01:11:00,542 --> 01:11:02,292 I have two children, 1067 01:11:03,208 --> 01:11:06,792 I'm watching over a dead man I never knew. 1068 01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:08,875 And to top it all, 1069 01:11:09,375 --> 01:11:10,333 I've eaten rat. 1070 01:11:13,333 --> 01:11:14,708 Thanks... 1071 01:11:14,917 --> 01:11:16,667 for all you're doing for me. 1072 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,542 OK, but... 1073 01:11:18,708 --> 01:11:20,667 This is a bit silly. 1074 01:11:20,833 --> 01:11:24,208 I can't spend the night on this chair. 1075 01:11:24,583 --> 01:11:26,292 What's bothering you? 1076 01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:28,833 Spending a night with me? 1077 01:11:29,042 --> 01:11:31,417 No. With him. 1078 01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:39,167 I'm so glad you're here. 1079 01:11:50,292 --> 01:11:51,625 Behave! 1080 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,083 What are you doing here? 1081 01:11:55,250 --> 01:11:56,708 It's my home. 1082 01:11:59,708 --> 01:12:00,875 Ready to move in! 1083 01:12:01,042 --> 01:12:02,833 After the ceremony. 1084 01:12:03,750 --> 01:12:06,000 We respect the family's grief. 1085 01:12:06,500 --> 01:12:08,333 Lea's right. 1086 01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:11,333 You can't stay here. They'll grab you. 1087 01:12:12,083 --> 01:12:13,792 Not to be at his burial... 1088 01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:16,625 You came, that's enough. 1089 01:12:16,792 --> 01:12:19,250 They'll handcuff you in the cemetery! 1090 01:12:21,292 --> 01:12:22,167 OK. 1091 01:12:23,583 --> 01:12:24,833 Then let's leave now. 1092 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,542 No, I'm staying. 1093 01:12:26,708 --> 01:12:28,458 Only you can drive him down. 1094 01:12:28,625 --> 01:12:31,750 Why? Others here have a driver's license! 1095 01:12:31,917 --> 01:12:34,708 But no one'll leave today. Except a mainie. 1096 01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:35,583 A what? 1097 01:12:35,750 --> 01:12:37,500 A mainlander. 1098 01:12:37,917 --> 01:12:41,375 Yesterday, I was the white hope of the family, 1099 01:12:41,708 --> 01:12:43,875 today I'm just your cabdriver! 1100 01:12:44,333 --> 01:12:46,292 Rémi, he's my brother! 1101 01:12:46,958 --> 01:12:51,083 Like you asked, Lea, I got bread and cheese for them. 1102 01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:10,833 Let's go, boys. 1103 01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:20,833 Leoni! There's a roadblock! 1104 01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:23,583 Ange! Can you hear me? 1105 01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:26,500 Whatever you do, don't move! 1106 01:13:31,250 --> 01:13:32,167 Gentlemen. 1107 01:13:33,792 --> 01:13:35,667 You're still here? 1108 01:13:35,833 --> 01:13:37,208 So did you find Leoni? 1109 01:13:37,750 --> 01:13:39,417 His grandfather died. 1110 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:42,167 I thought he'd be in the village. He's not. 1111 01:13:50,042 --> 01:13:51,042 Whose car is this? 1112 01:13:52,667 --> 01:13:54,708 Lea's. Mr Leoni's sister. 1113 01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:57,250 Really...Lea...His sister... 1114 01:13:57,417 --> 01:14:00,167 Yes, I socialized with the family. 1115 01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:03,042 They asked me to go get more flowers. 1116 01:14:03,458 --> 01:14:04,417 Flowers... 1117 01:14:04,583 --> 01:14:08,417 I mean wreaths. They're grieving, I couldn't say no. 1118 01:14:09,292 --> 01:14:10,292 You're very considerate. 1119 01:14:10,750 --> 01:14:13,292 Yes, who wouldn't be right now? 1120 01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:15,583 Still, open up your trunk. 1121 01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:18,042 And tell mainlanders we do our job. 1122 01:14:18,417 --> 01:14:21,083 I always say you do a great job. 1123 01:14:21,250 --> 01:14:24,500 And here, things aren't easy for you. 1124 01:14:24,667 --> 01:14:26,667 One must admit... 1125 01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:27,958 The trunk, please. 1126 01:14:28,458 --> 01:14:29,917 The trunk... 1127 01:14:30,458 --> 01:14:32,375 Sure. 1128 01:14:37,750 --> 01:14:39,125 Lower your guns! 1129 01:14:39,875 --> 01:14:41,542 I'm Security! Leoni's ours! 1130 01:14:42,958 --> 01:14:43,958 Hands on the roof! 1131 01:14:44,583 --> 01:14:48,417 No, this witness is ours! We nabbed him first! 1132 01:14:48,583 --> 01:14:51,042 OK, but what's in the trunk is ours! 1133 01:15:06,667 --> 01:15:07,667 Take it all. 1134 01:15:07,833 --> 01:15:09,125 We'll interrogate him! 1135 01:15:09,875 --> 01:15:11,708 Usually, the local cops get me. 1136 01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:14,583 Right! You may drive on. 1137 01:15:14,750 --> 01:15:17,083 Thanks, Captain. 1138 01:15:21,375 --> 01:15:23,833 I'll fasten my belt. 1139 01:15:24,583 --> 01:15:27,458 I'll report you, you wait and see! 1140 01:15:27,625 --> 01:15:28,708 Report what you want! 1141 01:15:28,875 --> 01:15:31,083 You don't make the laws around here! 1142 01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:33,792 Know where you're headed? 1143 01:15:33,958 --> 01:15:36,208 Directing traffic in town! 1144 01:15:36,375 --> 01:15:37,792 This isn't your turf! 1145 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,958 - What? - It's not your turf! 1146 01:15:40,125 --> 01:15:41,625 Who do you think you are! 1147 01:15:45,417 --> 01:15:48,333 The 2.10 PM flight is perfect, Miss Brèche. 1148 01:15:48,917 --> 01:15:50,042 Of course, I found him. 1149 01:15:50,958 --> 01:15:52,083 How? 1150 01:15:52,375 --> 01:15:55,167 Yes, he was happy. I'll explain. 1151 01:15:56,375 --> 01:15:59,042 See if there's a later plane. 1152 01:16:00,042 --> 01:16:01,042 Over and out. 1153 01:16:10,625 --> 01:16:12,125 How did you get here? 1154 01:16:12,292 --> 01:16:14,000 I know my way round my country! 1155 01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:16,500 You, too! 1156 01:16:16,667 --> 01:16:20,250 I don't want your scams to land me in jail. 1157 01:16:20,417 --> 01:16:22,375 We welcomed you, now you insult me. 1158 01:16:23,958 --> 01:16:24,792 Drive! 1159 01:16:25,333 --> 01:16:27,458 - It's crawling with cops! - Don't worry. 1160 01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:30,417 They're checking the village. 1161 01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:36,708 You think everyone else is an idiot! 1162 01:16:36,875 --> 01:16:37,625 Drive, I said! 1163 01:16:39,833 --> 01:16:41,667 Leoni's with the gumshoe! 1164 01:16:42,083 --> 01:16:43,208 Stay on their tail! 1165 01:17:31,208 --> 01:17:32,500 Godammit! 1166 01:17:33,125 --> 01:17:34,083 Wasn't our fault! 1167 01:17:40,125 --> 01:17:41,792 Get as close as you can! 1168 01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:47,625 Balducci, go look! Grappa, get help! 1169 01:17:47,792 --> 01:17:48,667 It's really high! 1170 01:17:48,833 --> 01:17:50,792 Weren't you a paratrooper? 1171 01:18:09,125 --> 01:18:12,500 Shit! They can't be far! 1172 01:18:13,250 --> 01:18:14,583 Get going, step on it! 1173 01:18:24,250 --> 01:18:26,958 Hey, how do I get back? 1174 01:18:34,417 --> 01:18:35,333 Where we going? 1175 01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:37,583 The less you know, the better! 1176 01:18:37,792 --> 01:18:39,792 The less I know... Shit! 1177 01:18:45,042 --> 01:18:45,792 You OK? 1178 01:18:45,958 --> 01:18:49,625 Like someone who jumped from a moving car! 1179 01:18:49,792 --> 01:18:53,333 I'll take the stinky cheese. Then I quit! 1180 01:18:53,958 --> 01:18:55,667 - Where'll you go? - Home! To Paris! 1181 01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:59,333 Rain, parking tickets, dogshit, I miss all that! 1182 01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:00,792 You sick of life, or what? 1183 01:19:00,958 --> 01:19:02,708 Everyone knows we're a team. 1184 01:19:02,875 --> 01:19:06,750 The separatists and the cops want you! Think it over! 1185 01:19:08,250 --> 01:19:10,417 I'll tell the cops I'm no part of it! 1186 01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:12,292 They'll throw the book at you! 1187 01:19:12,458 --> 01:19:15,000 You'll take the rap, not me! 1188 01:19:15,167 --> 01:19:18,125 You're not Corsican, you're the ideal patsy. 1189 01:19:18,292 --> 01:19:20,333 They'll tan your hide, dude. 1190 01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:22,292 What's the solution? 1191 01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:26,042 Look at the landscape! 1192 01:19:26,542 --> 01:19:27,708 Look! 1193 01:19:28,917 --> 01:19:32,125 - Impressive, right? - OK, I saw it. 1194 01:19:32,292 --> 01:19:34,625 We hide a year, till it blows over. 1195 01:19:34,792 --> 01:19:37,667 A year? No way! I have expenses! 1196 01:19:37,833 --> 01:19:39,375 It's best, you'll see. 1197 01:19:39,542 --> 01:19:42,417 I'll even carry the basket. 1198 01:19:42,583 --> 01:19:45,208 I have a company. 1199 01:19:45,375 --> 01:19:47,667 I run a business! 1200 01:19:47,833 --> 01:19:49,958 I can't pack it all in! 1201 01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:50,958 Come along. 1202 01:19:52,833 --> 01:19:54,375 What's the rush? 1203 01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:58,292 Does your detective agency pay? 1204 01:19:58,917 --> 01:20:00,542 I can't complain. 1205 01:20:01,875 --> 01:20:05,792 You don't look like a skirt-chaser. But do you love Lea? 1206 01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:08,458 It's only just starting. 1207 01:20:08,667 --> 01:20:11,208 A love story, but it's just starting. 1208 01:20:11,875 --> 01:20:14,125 You got 3 seconds! Yes or no? 1209 01:20:15,208 --> 01:20:15,958 I'd say yes. 1210 01:20:19,042 --> 01:20:21,208 And our cheese? Isn't it good? 1211 01:20:21,542 --> 01:20:24,083 I'd rather eat it than smell it. 1212 01:21:10,292 --> 01:21:11,375 It's a gem, I told you. 1213 01:21:11,542 --> 01:21:14,375 But it needs work. 1214 01:21:14,542 --> 01:21:18,375 Now Papa is dead, I inherit more of the sheepfold, 1215 01:21:18,542 --> 01:21:21,958 which means I can outvote the other Leonis, 1216 01:21:22,125 --> 01:21:25,375 who are after the part I already had. 1217 01:21:25,542 --> 01:21:27,625 Is this shack so valuable? 1218 01:21:27,792 --> 01:21:30,792 That's not it. It's a matter of principle. 1219 01:21:30,958 --> 01:21:33,292 Yes, I'd do the same. 1220 01:21:47,083 --> 01:21:49,667 Please don't smoke in here. 1221 01:21:58,375 --> 01:22:01,250 We've been spotted. They're smoking us out! 1222 01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:03,833 You see evil everywhere. 1223 01:22:04,625 --> 01:22:06,625 It's an age-old practice. 1224 01:22:06,792 --> 01:22:08,833 Shepherds set fire to their land, 1225 01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:10,667 so the grass grows for their herds. 1226 01:22:10,833 --> 01:22:13,625 If it's ecological, that's OK. 1227 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,542 It's police brutality! 1228 01:22:35,708 --> 01:22:37,083 What if we surrendered? 1229 01:22:38,167 --> 01:22:39,375 I meant me. 1230 01:22:39,542 --> 01:22:41,125 And dishonor our family? 1231 01:22:41,292 --> 01:22:42,583 Of course not. 1232 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,958 This'll end badly. 1233 01:22:48,125 --> 01:22:50,000 I've had it to here! 1234 01:22:55,667 --> 01:22:57,250 Darling, come look. 1235 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:04,458 Isn't that Leoni in front of Borgnoli's place? 1236 01:23:06,583 --> 01:23:07,500 Ange! 1237 01:23:07,792 --> 01:23:09,917 Calm down, Santou. I'm with a friend. 1238 01:23:10,083 --> 01:23:11,583 We have the cops on our ass. 1239 01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:13,375 You stole from us! Humiliated us! 1240 01:23:13,542 --> 01:23:14,792 Let's leave, Ange... 1241 01:23:15,750 --> 01:23:17,208 Come into my home. 1242 01:23:18,625 --> 01:23:21,167 Got anything to eat? We're starving. 1243 01:23:23,167 --> 01:23:24,583 Hand me my cell phone. 1244 01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:25,917 What's going on? 1245 01:23:26,083 --> 01:23:28,792 Never mind. Cook us pulenta. 1246 01:23:28,958 --> 01:23:31,125 You're the detective they all want? 1247 01:23:31,292 --> 01:23:32,417 Evening, Madame. 1248 01:23:32,583 --> 01:23:34,625 You brought a cop into my house? 1249 01:23:34,792 --> 01:23:37,542 Don't, he's my brother-in-law! 1250 01:23:37,750 --> 01:23:39,500 You're his brother-in-law? 1251 01:23:39,667 --> 01:23:41,542 So to speak... 1252 01:23:41,708 --> 01:23:45,208 Don't fight, or I won't make dinner. 1253 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:47,583 That was grand! 1254 01:23:47,750 --> 01:23:50,458 Calls for a brandy and a cigar! 1255 01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:53,250 Rémi, pour me more coffee. 1256 01:23:53,417 --> 01:23:55,417 What do we now? 1257 01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:56,625 We'll go to bed. 1258 01:23:57,458 --> 01:24:01,625 I meant, how do we get out of here? I've had it. 1259 01:24:02,375 --> 01:24:04,917 Once the cops get tired, Santou takes us to the port, 1260 01:24:05,083 --> 01:24:07,917 lends us his boat and we split to Sardinia. 1261 01:24:08,750 --> 01:24:11,917 It's a twin 250 hp. Guzzles lots of gas. 1262 01:24:12,375 --> 01:24:13,500 Yes, but... 1263 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,667 We'll pay you. How much you got on you? 1264 01:24:16,917 --> 01:24:17,833 What? 1265 01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:19,042 On you! 1266 01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:20,000 Leoni! 1267 01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:24,417 Leoni! 1268 01:24:25,208 --> 01:24:27,042 Come out with your hands up! 1269 01:24:33,833 --> 01:24:36,375 Obey, or it'll be a bloodbath! 1270 01:24:37,042 --> 01:24:39,917 Then let blood flow! Did you snitch on me? 1271 01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:41,708 You insult me in my home? 1272 01:24:42,583 --> 01:24:43,583 Then, it was you. 1273 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:45,333 How? I never left the table! 1274 01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:47,333 Finish your pulenta, Mr Rémi? 1275 01:24:49,125 --> 01:24:50,167 Don't shoot, Leoni! 1276 01:24:50,667 --> 01:24:52,375 We've got your sister! 1277 01:24:53,458 --> 01:24:55,667 We already lost Grandpa, Angel 1278 01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:57,125 Stop it! Not today! 1279 01:24:57,292 --> 01:24:58,500 The scum grabbed Lea! 1280 01:24:58,875 --> 01:24:59,750 No...? 1281 01:25:00,333 --> 01:25:02,792 Let a Corsican senator mediate! 1282 01:25:02,958 --> 01:25:03,958 Call Pruzzati! 1283 01:25:05,125 --> 01:25:05,833 Not a chance! 1284 01:25:06,125 --> 01:25:07,000 I've got a hostage! 1285 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:08,667 Who? 1286 01:25:08,875 --> 01:25:10,417 - You, you idiot! - No! 1287 01:25:10,583 --> 01:25:14,125 Then they can't say you're my accomplice! 1288 01:25:14,292 --> 01:25:17,000 For once, that's not so dumb! 1289 01:25:17,167 --> 01:25:18,167 It's me! 1290 01:25:18,458 --> 01:25:19,667 I'm the hostage! 1291 01:25:19,833 --> 01:25:22,167 Ange, he's not to blame! 1292 01:25:22,333 --> 01:25:25,125 Let him go, or you're not my brother! 1293 01:25:25,292 --> 01:25:27,917 No way! You have half an hour! 1294 01:25:28,083 --> 01:25:29,750 Then I'll kill him! 1295 01:25:31,042 --> 01:25:32,625 That sounded real. 1296 01:25:51,708 --> 01:25:54,042 He's a hothead, Senator Pruzzati. 1297 01:25:54,208 --> 01:25:55,542 But I want him alive! 1298 01:25:55,708 --> 01:25:58,917 Don't worry, I know the family. Just be firm. 1299 01:25:59,083 --> 01:26:00,250 But no Rambo stunts. 1300 01:26:07,333 --> 01:26:09,625 We're low on coffee. 1301 01:26:14,125 --> 01:26:17,167 - How are your kids, Borgnoli? - Fine. 1302 01:26:17,625 --> 01:26:19,708 Learning Corsican from my dad. 1303 01:26:19,875 --> 01:26:22,083 A liqueur, Mr Pruzzati? 1304 01:26:22,250 --> 01:26:23,958 Don't mind if I do. 1305 01:26:29,792 --> 01:26:32,125 So Leoni, what do you want? 1306 01:26:32,667 --> 01:26:35,792 I want a fair trial. I'm the victim of a plot. 1307 01:26:36,917 --> 01:26:40,292 I'll defend myself. I trust our legal system. 1308 01:26:40,458 --> 01:26:44,958 What's all this? If you get cute, my boys will pick you off. 1309 01:26:45,125 --> 01:26:47,583 Easy, Commissioner. 1310 01:26:47,833 --> 01:26:50,042 I heard the voice of a reasonable man. 1311 01:26:50,208 --> 01:26:53,125 Mr Leoni's request is quite legitimate. 1312 01:26:54,333 --> 01:26:55,208 I agree. 1313 01:26:55,917 --> 01:26:57,333 Legitimate. 1314 01:27:08,417 --> 01:27:11,667 The money they say I took, where was it from? 1315 01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:14,000 For whom? To what end? 1316 01:27:14,417 --> 01:27:16,000 I, too, have a right to know. 1317 01:27:16,458 --> 01:27:20,417 About the bomb that destroyed your restaurant, you said: 1318 01:27:20,583 --> 01:27:22,750 "Leoni's behind this..." 1319 01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:25,417 When two burly cops beat you, 1320 01:27:25,583 --> 01:27:27,500 you say anything so they'll stop. 1321 01:27:27,667 --> 01:27:30,542 It was the fault of Moktar, my cook. 1322 01:27:30,708 --> 01:27:33,708 He left a cigarette beside the gas canister. 1323 01:27:33,875 --> 01:27:38,958 You stated that Mr Leoni handed you a suitcase. 1324 01:27:39,375 --> 01:27:43,792 I meant Démétrius Leoni. Ange's father. 1325 01:27:43,958 --> 01:27:45,083 A saintly man. 1326 01:27:45,250 --> 01:27:48,167 It was full of clothes for the Red Cross. 1327 01:27:48,333 --> 01:27:52,667 You admitted receiving a sum of cash from Mr Leoni. 1328 01:27:52,833 --> 01:27:55,542 It was only around 200 Euros. 1329 01:27:55,708 --> 01:27:59,417 He bought me a sideboard at a local flea market, 1330 01:27:59,583 --> 01:28:02,750 in the village where I was born. 1331 01:28:02,917 --> 01:28:03,792 I swear. 1332 01:28:04,417 --> 01:28:07,083 Kidnapped and threatened by Mr Leoni, 1333 01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:10,333 but you didn't press charges. 1334 01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:14,458 Fascination for your captor, or Mafia-type pressure? 1335 01:28:14,625 --> 01:28:16,792 Neither, sir. 1336 01:28:16,958 --> 01:28:19,750 These events have been over-dramatized. 1337 01:28:19,917 --> 01:28:23,250 I hear you married Mr Leoni's sister last week. 1338 01:28:23,417 --> 01:28:24,500 You're his brother-in-law. 1339 01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:26,125 That's correct, Your Honor. 1340 01:28:26,750 --> 01:28:28,125 Who investigated this case? 1341 01:28:28,292 --> 01:28:30,417 Now family members have to testify? 1342 01:28:33,833 --> 01:28:37,542 I was told to come, so I came. To help justice... 1343 01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:39,833 After a 2-day trial, 1344 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:42,292 the case against Ange was dropped. 1345 01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:00,250 Ange always landed 1346 01:29:00,417 --> 01:29:03,333 on his feet... or other people's. 1347 01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:06,250 He got that guy's restaurants for a song. 1348 01:29:06,417 --> 01:29:07,625 They needed work. 1349 01:29:07,792 --> 01:29:11,167 The guy's wife, it seems, wanted a change of air. 1350 01:29:11,333 --> 01:29:13,375 Now I was part of the family. 1351 01:29:13,542 --> 01:29:15,708 Ange was 100% behind me. 1352 01:29:15,875 --> 01:29:18,125 I worked for him 14 hours a day. 1353 01:29:18,292 --> 01:29:21,875 The restaurant business is hard work. 1354 01:29:23,458 --> 01:29:24,375 What is it, my love? 1355 01:29:24,542 --> 01:29:26,333 I need a table for eight. 1356 01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:28,625 For the Belgians on the big yacht. 1357 01:29:28,792 --> 01:29:30,083 Cousins of the Royal family. 1358 01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:32,167 We're full. They should've booked. 1359 01:29:32,333 --> 01:29:33,917 Rémi, swallow your pride. 1360 01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:36,583 Get the staffs table from the kitchen. 1361 01:29:36,750 --> 01:29:39,667 I'm the jack of all trades, here! 1362 01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:42,333 Please, darling. 1363 01:29:42,833 --> 01:29:45,792 - I can't refuse you anything. - Thanks. 1364 01:29:49,292 --> 01:29:52,583 OK, you can come over. Bye. 1365 01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:54,542 My sister has character. 1366 01:29:54,708 --> 01:29:56,042 So they say. 1367 01:29:56,250 --> 01:29:58,667 - Runs in the family. - True... 1368 01:30:00,208 --> 01:30:01,417 Look! 1369 01:30:01,917 --> 01:30:05,083 Isn't that Pierre Grimaldi? 1370 01:30:05,708 --> 01:30:07,458 Maybe. I don't know him. 1371 01:30:07,625 --> 01:30:10,250 If he comes in, say we're closed. 1372 01:30:10,417 --> 01:30:12,500 Why closed? 1373 01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:15,750 I'll tell you some day... 1374 01:30:23,167 --> 01:30:25,167 "The Corsican File..." 1375 01:30:25,333 --> 01:30:28,125 It's a movie with Reno and Clavier. 1376 01:30:28,292 --> 01:30:30,000 They need... 1377 01:30:30,625 --> 01:30:33,125 extras. You interested? 1378 01:30:33,292 --> 01:30:36,875 It'll be a howl! 1379 01:30:37,042 --> 01:30:38,958 A movie about Corsica. 1380 01:30:39,125 --> 01:30:41,500 - "Corsican File". - What file? 1381 01:30:42,083 --> 01:30:46,667 A secret file? I wonder what's in it. 1382 01:30:47,208 --> 01:30:50,083 It's one view of Corsica... 1383 01:30:50,250 --> 01:30:53,792 A bit spiced up... It's fun. 1384 01:30:54,083 --> 01:30:56,875 To make it entertaining, 1385 01:30:57,042 --> 01:30:59,458 you have to exaggerate... 1386 01:30:59,667 --> 01:31:02,125 But we are a bit like that... 1387 01:31:02,292 --> 01:31:05,875 OK, they made fun of us... 1388 01:31:06,292 --> 01:31:09,292 But you can't help laughing. 1389 01:31:09,625 --> 01:31:11,417 Laughter is part of life. 1390 01:31:12,542 --> 01:31:13,958 The best part. 1391 01:31:14,250 --> 01:31:16,458 It's "Astérix in Corsica"! 1392 01:31:19,625 --> 01:31:21,167 It's a caricature but... 1393 01:31:21,333 --> 01:31:22,917 There's fewer Romans in it. 1394 01:31:23,125 --> 01:31:23,833 Hi, Mom! 1395 01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:25,833 One more rehearsal! 1396 01:31:26,250 --> 01:31:30,375 "Bastia's a team of goats!" I can't say that! 1397 01:31:30,625 --> 01:31:34,583 Corsicans are like others, but different. 1398 01:31:35,292 --> 01:31:36,833 - What did you say? - Crap! 1399 01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:38,542 A Corsican smile? 1400 01:31:40,792 --> 01:31:43,917 So let me ask you: "Can one make fun of Corsicans?" 1401 01:31:44,083 --> 01:31:45,958 Yes, but don't do it! 89314