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Well, the state of Fire Safety management
is very sad in here.
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Everything is alright,
we passed all inspections.
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How did you pass all inspections,
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when you don't have
a fire extinguisher in the kitchen?
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We have it, it's in the storage room.
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And it must be 3 meters away
from an expected possible fire scene.
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I give you 2 days
to improve the situation.
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Where did you hang it?
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It must be hung in a safe place.
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In the storage room for example.
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Where is the fire extinguisher?
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It was here last time.
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You mocking me, aren't you?
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Do you know, that it's expired?
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It's not usable.
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Damaged.
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There we go, good fire extinguisher.
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Where is the seal?
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- Well, as they say " See you soon".
- The better one is "Good bye forever".
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May I ask what aroused such an intense interest
in the Fire Safety Management of my restaurant?
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Of course.
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Interest is based on negligence prevention
of administration and also...
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on the shameful condition
of fire safety equipment....
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As well as on the call to my boss
from the neighbouring restaurant.
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But I didn't tell you this.
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Got it.
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Well....
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See you tomorrow.
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Do you want a war?
You'll get it.
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Hello.
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It's interesting what you get
your money for in your Immigration office ?
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What are you doing there?
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In my yard some immigrants
that work in restaurant "Arcobaleno"...
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chopping the lamb alive...
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Are you sleeping there?
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"Arcobaleno".
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Chef, what are you cooking?
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Why do you care?
Do you have nothing do?
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Well, I have 5 minutes,
I wanted to learn something from you.
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May I try?
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Amazing pate, Chef.
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What's the name?
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It's not in the menu,
it's my special recipe.
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What is it consist of?
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It's a secret that will die with me.
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Come on,
just tell me what it's consist of.
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Chicken-but, you'll never guess
what it's consist of.
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You are not intelligent enough
for this.
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- I can cook the same myself!
- Seriously?
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Do you want I'll prove it?
I'll repeat your pate in the evening.
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Here... so you can compare
with my masterpiece.
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If you guess till the evening,
I'll give you a day off.
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- Two.
- Get out!
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"Migration Services of Russia"
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Now, you'll run.
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"Salt" "Pepper" "Cardamom" "Olive oil"
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"Avokado" "Seafood" "Chicken" "Lime juice"
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"Duck"
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Listen, is it edible even?
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Because it looks like baby poo.
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Chef's pate even looks better.
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Well, it's ok.
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It'll go with beer.
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And what is it?
Ketchup and meet?
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Have you heard...
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About immigration services inspection
in the restaurant next door?
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O God! No!
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What pate is better? Mine or Chef's?
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- You won't tell Cfef, will you?
- No.
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Chef's pate is better.
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Well, then, dear Elena Pavlovna...
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It seems to me that you restaurant
will be really successful.
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Thanks.
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If the manager chooses the personnel
so thoroughly,
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It means that you are not less thorough
with everything else
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I have to admit, you surprised me a lot.
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There is not even one
illegal worker in the kitchen.
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The thing is I've been working
for a long time abroad,
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And I get used to comply with the law.
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Right, and Buryats cook sushi
not worse then Kyrgyz or Kazakhs.
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Exactly.
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It was a real pleasure to meet you.
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Since we have come here
with all our cavalry, maybe...
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we'll have a walk somewhere else.
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In the same building
there is restaurant "Claude Monet".
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Great, I love french cuisine.
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Vitya! Vitya! I just got a call.
Immigration services inspection is coming here.
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They were in restaurant "Arcobaleno"
and now they are coming here.
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- Here?
- Right. Is everyone legal here?
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Of course not.
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Do you know that the fine
is half a million per person? What's wrong with you?
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Attention! In 2 minutes
there will be Immigration inspection!
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All illegal workers,
get out of the restaurant right now!
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Quickly! Invalids, quickly! Quickly out!
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"Speaking Kyrgyz"
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- Louis, try new version.
- I can't find my work permit.
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It was somewhere here.
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- Ainura, wait. Try please.
- No, dear, I need to go.
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- Please, just one minute.
- Ok.
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Don't rush in a crowd.
Leave one by one.
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- It's the best pate.
- Seriously?
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No, dear. We always say like this,
when we don't want to upset someone.
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Half use the back exit!
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But be careful
they have a van there.
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Half use the dining-hall!
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- Where are you going Fedia?
- Chef, my passport is expired.
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- And?
- And it's fake.
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-And?
- And it's Moldovian.
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Invalids! Go!
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Good evening.
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We are happy to see you
in our restaurant.
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Likewise.
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- Maybe you'll have a dinner with us today?
- No, I think a bit later.
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Have a look there,
you can have a drink...
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- ...and enjoy your time
- I don't drink now... yet.
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Chef, through dining-hall
is not an option.
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Back exit is blocked.
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They conored us, animals.
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You are such invalids!
You even can't run away normally!
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Go in, fast.
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Go to my office, but quiet!
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Viktor Petrovich, we have guests.
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Thank you.
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- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
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No, no, thank you.
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Viktor Petrovich! I'm very happy
to meet you in person.
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I've heard a lot about you.
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My name is Pyotr Ivanovski.
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I'm the major
of the Federal Immigration Service.
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Please, inspect. Here is the kitchen,
there is storage room.
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Viktor Petrovich,
can't we go to your office
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and discuss everything there?
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- Unfortunately, I can't. On duty.
- I understand.
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But it'll take just few minutes.
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Sorry, but I need to cook
for the guests of our amazing restaurant.
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I got it.
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Ok, I perfectly understand you.
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All of us have responsibilities,
that we can not turn down.
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If you don't mind,
I'll wait for you here.
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- Ok, just let's be fast.
- Of course.
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Viktor Petrovich
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I hope you don't mind, if I...
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... get down to business straight away.
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I'm... so to say... just your guest,
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so I have to follow your orders.
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Have you heard
anything about me?
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Yes, you are well-known
in all post- Soviet countries.
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Not at all,
you are flattering me.
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So it means that you know
how they call me?
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They call me...
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... "Illegals Hunter".
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Do you know why?
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I know that one month ago
we had an inspection and they didn't find anything.
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Great! It means
I won't take lots of your time.
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By the way would you like
a mint candy?
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- No.
- Too bad, it's very refreshing.
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You know, Viktor Petrovich,
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If you compare
Federal Immigration Services with animals.
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Then we are hawks.
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We hang fiercely in the sky
over illegal immigrants.
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- Very creative.
- Right.
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And if you compare illegals
then they are ...
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...rats.
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Right. And please note,
there's nothing offensive in this.
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So far as in our world rats
are enemies.
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Everyone hates them.
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And it seems to me
you also don't like rats, do you?
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- I don't like.
- Here!
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Here it is!
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However, they hardly differ
from cute squirrels.
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Apart from fluffy tail.
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But everyone likes squirrels,
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and hate rats.
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This world is surprising, isn't it?
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Excuse me.
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I'm listening.
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Where?
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In the fridge?
Great! We are on the way.
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Victor Petrovich, would you mind
to come along with me?
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Viktor Petrovich, would you kindly
open the fridge please.
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Guys, has anyone seen
a spare key?
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We don't know,
we haven't seen.
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No, Chef.
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There is nothing I can do for you.
My colleagues lost the key.
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Such a shame!
What should we do now?
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I have a s-spare key.
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I always k-keep duplicates.
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Here is it....the key.
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We found it. The key.
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Chef, I got it.
You add basil to your pate, right?
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He's clean. We checked him.
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- Yea.
- I knew it.
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So, Viktor Petrovich...
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There was a mistake.
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It turned out, my people has checked
this guy already.
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He's absolutely clean.
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I've always known that in my kitchen...
everything is by the law.
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- Fedya, how are you?
- Fine.
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How did you
get me out of there?
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Only Chef had the keys!
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So let him keep thinking
like this.
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Come on!
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Oh, my God!
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What is it?
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One more!
God, where to hide all of you?
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Now stay in the toilet for a bit,
and then using the main entrance...
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Are you nuts?
They are guarding the main entrance.
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My God, he'll sit
in the dining-hall, like Ainura.
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Go to the bar and get
some clothes for him from Kostya.
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- My legs are numb.
- It's ok. Come on, hold on, come on, Fedya.
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Oh, my God!
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Ok, come on, come on.
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- I think it doesn't suit me.
- Did you lose your mind?
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Viktor Petrovich...
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My congratulations,
everything is clean here.
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I told you this straight away.
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Sorry, but I'm not allowed
to take it on trust.
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I'm curious,
how do you manage?
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- You are so understaffed.
- We are professionals.
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Guys.
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Viktor Petrovich...
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May I ask for one small favor?
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Treat me with dinner.
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Do I have a choice?
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- Chef, try the pate.
- Gett off.
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Everyone has tried already,
said it's exactly the same, even Ainura.
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I didn't have "Ainura" in my pate!
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This spice "Ainura",
you have to add very carefully.
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I completely agree with you, Chef.
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It's so stinky, kills all the flavour.
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Thanks.
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Good evening.
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Do you mind if I join you?
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Thank you.
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- Good evening.
- Good evening.
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- Are you ready to order?
- I think lady should order first.
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Please.
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I want this...
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this...
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and this and also that...
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This cognac is very expensive.
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Like really expensive.
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Alexandra, come one...how can you?
Lady's wish is our command.
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Stop it.
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Certainly.
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Ok.
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- And for you?
- And for me? You know...
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I'll try amazing apple strudel.
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- Great.
- Thanks.
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- With cream!
- We'll make it happen.
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- Enjoy your evening.
- Thanks a lot.
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Do you know why
they call me "Illegals hunter"?
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Because I always
find them everywhere.
254
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In this restaurant they cook
amazing apple strudel. Beautiful!
255
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,255
Is it fine with you that
I keep talking about work?
256
00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:18,940
Is it interesting for you?
257
00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:20,100
Well, great.
258
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:27,380
You know... if you want to find an illegal
you have to become one.
259
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:30,280
You have to think as an illegal.
260
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,960
And I've been doing this
for five years.
261
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:36,660
That's why I know exactly
how and where they hide illegals.
262
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Those who aren't so smart
hide them in the toilet, storage room and etc.
263
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:45,420
And those who are smarter
put them in the dining hall.
264
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Disguise them as guests.
265
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,400
I'll reveal you a secret...
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There might be
an illegal among us.
267
00:18:00,305 --> 00:18:01,305
Well then...
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It was the most beautiful apple strudel
that I've ever eaten.
269
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,600
For this kind of strudel man can kill...
270
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,200
or save...
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00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:17,020
Tell Chef, that his amazing apple strudel
saved someone today.
272
00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:22,680
And I kindly ask you,
please do your work permit.
273
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,420
- Ok.
- Thanks.
274
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,200
And it is you who I need, dear...
275
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,640
Can I see your documents?
You are a cook in this restaurant, aren't you?
276
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:43,700
Of course you are, only a cook
can examine dish so meticulously.
277
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:49,220
And most probably he won't like it,
because someone else cooked it, but not you.
278
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:53,040
Second, you keep touching your head, because you used to wear a hat.
279
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:58,100
Third, you didn't even touch
this amazing Chardonnay that you ordered,
280
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:01,300
because it's prohibited to drink at work.
281
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,780
I really understand you. Voila!
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Follow me.
283
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:35,360
You shouldn't have resisted,
Viktor Petrovich.
284
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:41,700
If you have admitted everything
straight away, you'd get only warning.
285
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:45,460
To my great regret,
you have to pay ...
286
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,000
Fine.
287
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:56,220
And unlucky young man have to be deported.
288
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,320
Chef!
289
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,120
Maybe we should help?
290
00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:12,580
I don't know.
291
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:15,960
He fined me and wants to deport you.
292
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,040
- Do you think it's worth it?
- I think no.
293
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,660
- Maybe we can make a deal with the other one.
- Right.
294
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:26,100
But maybe if you save him,
he'll forgive us.
295
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,800
Give me a chair.
296
00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:42,140
Thanks.
297
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,240
Get ready.
298
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:51,920
Sorry, but it's my duty.
299
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,880
Chef, I did it.
It's exactly the same.
300
00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:07,480
Even a little bit better.
301
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,800
- Seriously?
- Yes.
302
00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:17,800
Not bad.
303
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,880
- Yea?
- But it's not my pate.
304
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:24,460
Why? It's the same consistency,
I chose the ingredients.
305
00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:27,560
Wait! What is your pate consist of?
306
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,240
Let's go and have a look.
307
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:40,660
Beef pate, liver pate, chicken pate.
308
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,740
Well, so... chicken liver...
309
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:49,780
Lard, pork skin, salt, pepper, vinegar, onion
310
00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:52,660
Emulsifier E250, anyway horrible stuff,
311
00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:55,320
but if u mix it all together,
Eleonora Andreevna likes it.
312
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,300
Chef, are you kidding me?!
I was working the whole day for nothing.
313
00:21:58,300 --> 00:21:59,620
Why for nothing?
314
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,660
You were self-educating.
315
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,780
Let's go and feed
your pate to Eleonora Andreevna.
316
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,220
By the way nice pate.
317
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,200
How did you do it?
What did you add?
318
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:15,300
What... Beef, liver, olive oil, basilic...
Here is the full recipe.
319
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:19,220
Excuse me.
320
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:21,880
- What is it?
- Have a look.
321
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,820
It's a bill for Ainura.
In fear she ordered for 15.000 rub.
322
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,980
Vitya, if they didn't warn us,
you'd pay 7 million.
323
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,060
Come on, they warned us
2 minutes before.
324
00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:33,120
They should have done it a day before.
325
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:36,160
You have to say thanks,
our competitors take care of us,
326
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,280
- Who?
- Who? Elena Pavlovna from "Arcobaleno".
327
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,940
She called when FIS were at their place.
328
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,600
Eleonora Andreevna!
329
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,295
Baroness, Baroness! Yes, yes, yes.
330
00:22:52,295 --> 00:22:54,985
Foie gras... recommend it...
331
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,500
- Hello.
- Hello.
332
00:23:00,820 --> 00:23:04,140
Was it some kind of a move,
to warn us about FIS inspection?
333
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,440
No, it's I just don't like
all this russian wars,
334
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,020
when it's common to bait
your competitors with inspections.
335
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:11,720
Our owner likes it a lot.
336
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:16,620
By the way Fire Safety inspection
might visit you soon, be ready.
337
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,240
You know...
338
00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:21,360
Forgive me.
339
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:23,680
For what?
340
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,320
It doesn't matter.
341
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:29,360
Confucius used to say
" Life is the best teacher"
342
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,820
It always teaches us lessons,
343
00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:34,400
It teaches us to be better
and admit our mistakes.
344
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:38,100
be persistent and pursue the goals.
345
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,620
"Would you like to try our new dish?
346
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:43,240
Tender pate made of
three types of liver and meet."
347
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,280
"Pate gourmet"
348
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,100
And always hope for the best,
349
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:48,760
because there is always a way out.
350
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,840
"Hello!"
351
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,960
"Hello! Hi!"
352
00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:56,720
- Hello! So did he let you go?
- I was deported!
353
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,580
How is that?
354
00:23:57,580 --> 00:24:01,520
But I made a deal with border guards,
they removed me from the database.
355
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,820
Just like that.
356
00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:06,080
But if they come here again,
357
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:08,800
I'm not Fedya anymore, I'm Misha.
358
00:24:10,340 --> 00:24:12,000
Hello, Misha.
359
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000
Hello.
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