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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:11,451 --> 00:00:14,548 Tonight, at the church of Taperoá... 4 00:00:14,549 --> 00:00:18,853 ..."The Passion of Christ"! - An adventure film! 5 00:00:18,854 --> 00:00:21,757 One unarmed man... 6 00:00:21,758 --> 00:00:24,896 ...faces the entire Roman empire! - Don't miss it! 7 00:00:24,897 --> 00:00:28,264 The story of a creature who is both man and God! 8 00:00:28,265 --> 00:00:32,966 A film of mystery, full of miracles and amazing events! 9 00:00:32,967 --> 00:00:36,022 "The Passion of Christ", the world's boldest film! 10 00:00:36,023 --> 00:00:38,142 I'll go blind if it isn't! 11 00:00:38,143 --> 00:00:41,270 "THE DOG'S WILL" 12 00:01:28,294 --> 00:01:31,059 - Anybody home? - Hey, who's there? 13 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:35,965 It 's me. It 's only me. I heard you needed a helper. 14 00:01:35,966 --> 00:01:38,086 Why do you ask? Do you want to help? 15 00:01:38,087 --> 00:01:41,537 Okay. I never say "no" to help and money. 16 00:01:41,538 --> 00:01:45,773 - How much do you pay? - I'm doing you a favor. 17 00:01:45,774 --> 00:01:48,939 - I told you, you look like a fool! - Are you unemployed? 18 00:01:49,315 --> 00:01:51,943 - Unemployed and starved. - And dying to help! 19 00:01:52,318 --> 00:01:55,353 - Then the job is yours. - Fine. The job is yours. 20 00:01:55,354 --> 00:01:57,854 - How much is the pay? - Not much. 21 00:01:57,855 --> 00:02:00,705 On the other hand, the work is plenty. 22 00:02:00,706 --> 00:02:03,828 - So you need two helpers. - For the price of one. 23 00:02:03,829 --> 00:02:06,228 - And how much is that? - How much? 24 00:02:06,229 --> 00:02:08,349 - Five crowns. - Five crowns. 25 00:02:08,350 --> 00:02:11,300 - Is that good for you, Chicó? - It is for me. 26 00:02:11,301 --> 00:02:14,931 So let 's do the math. Chicó works for two, gets paid for one. 27 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:17,741 - I'll do all the work? - Of course not... 28 00:02:17,742 --> 00:02:19,377 but you can do half, can't you? 29 00:02:19,378 --> 00:02:21,676 - I guess so. - It 's settled. 30 00:02:21,677 --> 00:02:25,182 He works for 2, gets paid for 1, does half the chores. 31 00:02:25,183 --> 00:02:28,184 I work for 2 more, get paid for 1, and do the other half. 32 00:02:28,185 --> 00:02:33,004 - I said 2 for the price of 1! - This is 4 for the price of 2... 33 00:02:33,005 --> 00:02:35,856 which comes out the same, master! 34 00:02:36,462 --> 00:02:39,397 - Is that right? - Sure it is. Can't you add? 35 00:02:42,168 --> 00:02:44,102 It 's a deal. 36 00:02:44,771 --> 00:02:47,934 There are more than 6O types of cuckolds. 37 00:02:48,308 --> 00:02:50,471 Wow! That 's more than there are birds! 38 00:02:50,472 --> 00:02:53,977 The "hasty" type is cuckolded before marriage... 39 00:02:53,978 --> 00:02:56,844 and the "careful" type likes his wife well-dressed! 40 00:02:58,484 --> 00:03:02,554 Come on, dearie, eat it, please! 41 00:03:02,555 --> 00:03:05,749 Forgive my asking, but do you talk to dogs? 42 00:03:06,693 --> 00:03:09,357 I do. Why? Do you want to talk to me? 43 00:03:09,358 --> 00:03:12,694 - And does it listen? - She listens... 44 00:03:12,695 --> 00:03:14,833 but she doesn't do what I say. 45 00:03:14,834 --> 00:03:18,461 I've been begging her to eat all day, but she just won't. 46 00:03:18,905 --> 00:03:22,485 - If it won't, I will! - She's lost her appetite. 47 00:03:22,486 --> 00:03:25,177 She barely ate today. 48 00:03:25,178 --> 00:03:27,992 We haven't even gotten to the "barely"! 49 00:03:27,993 --> 00:03:30,912 She had manioc and milk in the morning... 50 00:03:30,913 --> 00:03:34,586 - Manioc and milk... ...a tiny bit of cassava... 51 00:03:34,587 --> 00:03:36,552 A tiny bit of cassava... 52 00:03:36,553 --> 00:03:38,622 ...and an itsy-bitsy serving of chicken stew. 53 00:03:38,623 --> 00:03:41,023 Ah! Chicken stew... 54 00:03:41,024 --> 00:03:43,543 At around 1O a. M... 55 00:03:43,544 --> 00:03:47,913 ...she had a bowl of porridge. - A bowl of porridge! 56 00:03:47,914 --> 00:03:50,518 A tiny bowl, because I begged her. 57 00:03:50,519 --> 00:03:53,638 If you beg me a little, I swear I'll eat! 58 00:03:53,639 --> 00:03:56,937 Even if you don't, we'll eat just the same. 59 00:03:57,277 --> 00:04:00,075 What nerve you've got! 60 00:04:00,076 --> 00:04:02,877 You have your own food! 61 00:04:02,878 --> 00:04:07,351 We feed you like kings, and you ingrates complain! 62 00:04:09,422 --> 00:04:11,583 Buttered steak, Chicó! 63 00:04:11,958 --> 00:04:15,485 Should I eat now or look some more? 64 00:04:15,895 --> 00:04:18,210 Jack, the bitch's throwing a fit! 65 00:04:18,211 --> 00:04:21,647 Damn! It must have been the food! 66 00:04:21,648 --> 00:04:25,320 God almighty! Our food's been poisoned? 67 00:04:25,321 --> 00:04:28,999 For a bitch used to filet, our hodgepodge is poison! 68 00:04:29,709 --> 00:04:33,076 You'd better hurry to tell the mistress the news. 69 00:04:35,214 --> 00:04:37,205 Dona Dora! 70 00:04:39,118 --> 00:04:42,383 A terrible thing has happened to one of your loved ones. 71 00:04:42,384 --> 00:04:44,285 To hell with Eurico! 72 00:04:44,590 --> 00:04:48,617 I mean that little bitch of yours. 73 00:04:49,028 --> 00:04:52,361 Holy Virgin! What happened to her? 74 00:04:54,167 --> 00:04:59,817 Help! My little bitch is sick! Help me, Saint... Saint... 75 00:04:59,818 --> 00:05:02,440 Who's the patron saint of dogs? 76 00:05:02,441 --> 00:05:05,773 Saint Francis, I think. He used to speak to animals. 77 00:05:05,774 --> 00:05:09,040 Help me Saint Francis of... 78 00:05:09,515 --> 00:05:11,464 Is he from Padua or Assisi? 79 00:05:11,465 --> 00:05:13,584 That, I don't know. You'd better ask the priest. 80 00:05:13,585 --> 00:05:17,120 That 's it! Go get the priest to bless my bitch! 81 00:05:17,121 --> 00:05:19,121 - Bless the bitch? - Yes! 82 00:05:19,122 --> 00:05:22,625 The Bishop is coming. I doubt the priest will bless the bitch. 83 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:25,493 Why not? I once had a blessed horse. 84 00:05:25,798 --> 00:05:29,165 Come on, Chicó! I'm up to here with your stories. 85 00:05:29,166 --> 00:05:33,118 They're always strange. And you explain by saying: 86 00:05:33,119 --> 00:05:34,969 "I don't know, but so it was." 87 00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:38,688 But I did have the horse! Should I say I didn't? 88 00:05:38,689 --> 00:05:41,880 Because of your stories, people say you can't be trusted. 89 00:05:41,881 --> 00:05:45,078 I can't be trusted? Tom Marty can confirm it! 90 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:47,685 Tom Marty's been dead for 3 years! 91 00:05:47,686 --> 00:05:50,321 - But he was alive when I had it. - When you "had" it? 92 00:05:50,322 --> 00:05:52,923 You mean you gave birth to the horse? 93 00:05:52,924 --> 00:05:55,723 No, but nothing surprises me anymore. 94 00:05:55,724 --> 00:05:58,610 Last month, a woman foaled a colt in Ceará. 95 00:05:58,611 --> 00:06:01,327 It 's the drought, people starving. 96 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:04,002 They can't have babies, so they have horses. 97 00:06:04,003 --> 00:06:06,367 Horse's food is cheaper and you can sell them. 98 00:06:06,368 --> 00:06:12,035 - What was the blessed horse like? - A finer horse, I'd never seen. 99 00:06:12,945 --> 00:06:17,246 Once we chased a heifer from dawn to dusk without a rest. 100 00:06:17,247 --> 00:06:21,532 We started in Paraíba and before I realized it, we were in Sergipe. 101 00:06:21,533 --> 00:06:24,317 What about the São Francisco River, Chicó? 102 00:06:24,318 --> 00:06:26,856 You and your questions! 103 00:06:26,857 --> 00:06:29,493 Of course! How did you cross it? 104 00:06:29,494 --> 00:06:32,630 Didn't I say the horse was blessed? That 's why nothing surprises me. 105 00:06:32,631 --> 00:06:35,896 Blessed horses, blessed dogs, I've seen it all. 106 00:06:35,897 --> 00:06:39,938 But your fibs won't convince Father John. 107 00:06:40,239 --> 00:06:42,071 - A bitch? - Yes. 108 00:06:42,072 --> 00:06:44,006 - For me to bless? - Yes. 109 00:06:44,007 --> 00:06:46,875 That 's crazy, plain nonsense! 110 00:06:46,876 --> 00:06:51,611 I told him you wouldn't. He insisted, so here we are. 111 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:54,651 There's no way I'll do it! 112 00:06:54,652 --> 00:06:57,052 I don't see anything wrong with blessing it. 113 00:06:57,053 --> 00:07:00,489 Didn't you bless Major Moraes's new mill? 114 00:07:00,490 --> 00:07:03,560 A mill is something everyone blesses. 115 00:07:03,561 --> 00:07:05,731 But I've never heard of blessing a bitch! 116 00:07:05,732 --> 00:07:07,832 I like dogs better than mills. 117 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:10,869 But that will make a laughing stock out of me. 118 00:07:11,170 --> 00:07:15,690 It 's fine to bless a mill, everyone does it. But not a dog! 119 00:07:15,691 --> 00:07:19,158 The priest is right, Chicó. People will mock him. 120 00:07:19,159 --> 00:07:22,094 One thing is Major Antonio Moraes' mill. 121 00:07:22,095 --> 00:07:25,716 Another is Major Antonio Moraes' bitch. 122 00:07:25,717 --> 00:07:27,683 What? 123 00:07:27,684 --> 00:07:32,553 I said the Major's mill was one thing, and his bitch, another. 124 00:07:32,554 --> 00:07:36,711 So the bitch's owner, of whom you speak, is Antonio Moraes? 125 00:07:36,712 --> 00:07:40,145 Yes. I didn't want to come, because you'd be mad. 126 00:07:40,146 --> 00:07:42,896 But he's rich and powerful. I work for him... 127 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:47,955 so I had to do it, or I'd lose my job. But I told Chicó you'd be angry. 128 00:07:47,956 --> 00:07:49,888 No, Jack! 129 00:07:49,889 --> 00:07:53,511 What right has a Minister of God to be angry? 130 00:07:53,512 --> 00:07:55,808 So, you'll bless it, right? 131 00:07:56,682 --> 00:07:58,862 - What do you think? - It 's no big deal. 132 00:07:58,863 --> 00:08:04,438 I agree. There's no harm in blessing God's creatures! 133 00:08:04,439 --> 00:08:06,591 So all's well with God! 134 00:08:06,592 --> 00:08:09,890 The bitch will be blessed, and everyone will be happy! 135 00:08:09,891 --> 00:08:12,692 Tell the Major to come. I'll be waiting! 136 00:08:13,065 --> 00:08:15,363 Eurico, you sissy... 137 00:08:15,364 --> 00:08:19,065 ...still cheating your customers? - Major Antonio Moraes! 138 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:21,604 I haven't seen you in town in so long! 139 00:08:21,605 --> 00:08:25,771 This town stinks like cat shit! I only came because I had to. 140 00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:28,278 - And what brings you here? - Remember my daughter? 141 00:08:28,279 --> 00:08:33,418 Sure! Long hair, dark eyes, wide shoulders, big breasts... 142 00:08:33,419 --> 00:08:35,952 Stop right there or you'll be in deep trouble! 143 00:08:35,953 --> 00:08:39,023 With all due respect! She was only a child! 144 00:08:39,024 --> 00:08:41,372 Well, Rosinha's been a little ill. 145 00:08:41,373 --> 00:08:44,995 She's coming from Recife to rest at the farm. 146 00:08:44,996 --> 00:08:49,549 Like all women, she loves going to church! 147 00:08:49,550 --> 00:08:53,502 She asked me to get the priest to give her his blessing. 148 00:08:53,503 --> 00:08:56,700 - What do we do now, Chicó? - I have nothing to do with it. 149 00:08:57,043 --> 00:09:00,376 Holy Virgin! We have to stop him before he sees the priest! 150 00:09:00,377 --> 00:09:03,643 You made the mess. Now, you sort it out. 151 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,879 But you went with me! 152 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,019 - Now, help me out! - No way! 153 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:11,988 Come on, Chicó. You're used to these matters. You had a blessed horse! 154 00:09:11,989 --> 00:09:17,757 Antonio Moraes may be a horse, but he sure isn't blessed! 155 00:09:23,869 --> 00:09:26,499 Major Moraes! How are you? 156 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,837 - Just as you can see. - Great! Looking for the priest? 157 00:09:29,838 --> 00:09:32,459 - You ask too much. - Do you want me to get him? 158 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:34,409 If I did, I'd have told you to. 159 00:09:34,410 --> 00:09:37,971 Just so you're not shocked: The priest is going mad. 160 00:09:38,584 --> 00:09:42,018 - The priest? Mad? - Yes, the priest! 161 00:09:42,019 --> 00:09:45,870 He won't respect anyone and wants to bless everything. 162 00:09:45,871 --> 00:09:49,994 I brought him a message from my boss, but I was ill-treated... 163 00:09:49,995 --> 00:09:52,647 ...in spite of who my boss is. - Who's your boss? 164 00:09:52,648 --> 00:09:57,234 The baker! He said he was a dog, but he'd bless him anyway. 165 00:09:57,235 --> 00:10:00,551 - That 's insane! - I know, but it 's his thing. 166 00:10:00,552 --> 00:10:02,785 He blesses everything and calls you a dog. 167 00:10:02,786 --> 00:10:05,741 That with your boss. With me, it 'll be different. 168 00:10:05,742 --> 00:10:08,779 - Forgive me, but I disagree. - You disagree? 169 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:11,365 Yes, because he said... 170 00:10:11,366 --> 00:10:14,097 "That dog puts on airs because he's the Major's friend." 171 00:10:14,098 --> 00:10:17,069 What are you saying? Are you sure? 172 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:19,714 Positive! The poor priest has gone loony. 173 00:10:20,092 --> 00:10:23,672 I'll clear this up. Someone will pay for this! 174 00:10:23,673 --> 00:10:28,029 - Can you spare some change? - Get yourself a job! 175 00:10:28,030 --> 00:10:30,602 I can't work, sir. I only have one eye. 176 00:10:30,903 --> 00:10:33,201 Poke the other one out and sing at the fair! 177 00:10:33,906 --> 00:10:39,123 It 's a great honor to see Major Antonio Moraes in church! 178 00:10:39,124 --> 00:10:42,679 It 's been a while since you last visited God's house! 179 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:45,216 You mean I haven't been to mass in a long time. 180 00:10:45,584 --> 00:10:48,917 Not at all! I'm aware of your duties, your health. 181 00:10:48,918 --> 00:10:52,388 You know I don't work and my health is perfect! 182 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:57,741 What brings you here? You needn't tell me... 183 00:10:57,742 --> 00:11:00,994 ...the little one is sick. - How did you know? 184 00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:04,731 Word gets around pretty quickly. 185 00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:07,101 - Does it stink yet? - Stink? What? 186 00:11:07,473 --> 00:11:09,586 - Your little one. - No! 187 00:11:09,587 --> 00:11:13,711 - What do you mean by that? - Nothing. Manner of speaking. 188 00:11:13,712 --> 00:11:16,578 Well, this manner of yours is very odd. 189 00:11:16,579 --> 00:11:19,863 Forgive this old, ignorant priest. 190 00:11:19,864 --> 00:11:23,470 - What ails her? The mange? - The mange? 191 00:11:23,471 --> 00:11:27,372 Yes. I've seen one die of it within a few hours. 192 00:11:27,373 --> 00:11:31,452 It started on her tail and spread to her whole body. 193 00:11:31,931 --> 00:11:33,430 On her "tail"? 194 00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:36,280 I'm sorry. I should've said "hindquarters". 195 00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:40,635 We owe respect to the ill, even if they are inferior beings. 196 00:11:40,636 --> 00:11:43,037 "Inferior beings"? 197 00:11:43,876 --> 00:11:46,489 Father, beware! 198 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:51,030 The church is the pillar of society, but there's a limit to everything! 199 00:11:51,031 --> 00:11:54,983 - What did I say? - "Inferior beings"! 200 00:11:54,984 --> 00:11:58,887 My full name is Antonio Noronha de Brito Moraes! 201 00:11:58,888 --> 00:12:01,790 "Noronha de Brito" comes from the Count of Arcs! 202 00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:04,158 My people came in the caravels! 203 00:12:04,159 --> 00:12:08,427 Surely! And the little one's forebears did too, right? 204 00:12:08,734 --> 00:12:12,601 Of course! If mine did, so did hers. 205 00:12:12,602 --> 00:12:17,488 What are you insinuating? That her mother is... 206 00:12:17,489 --> 00:12:20,510 - A bitch! - What did you say? 207 00:12:20,511 --> 00:12:23,698 - A bitch. - Say it again! 208 00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:27,801 I see no harm in saying it. Isn't her mother a bitch? 209 00:12:27,802 --> 00:12:31,151 Were you not a priest, and crazy at that, I'd kill you! 210 00:12:31,524 --> 00:12:33,355 I'm going to talk to the Bishop! 211 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,025 I won't bless it, and that 's that! 212 00:12:36,629 --> 00:12:40,243 I'm not prepared. I have to think it over. 213 00:12:40,244 --> 00:12:43,580 You mean blessing the Major's bitch was fine... 214 00:12:43,581 --> 00:12:46,169 but you have to think it over when it 's my bitch? 215 00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:49,970 My husband is the president of the Brotherhood of Souls! 216 00:12:49,971 --> 00:12:52,976 - I'll make him resign! - She'll make me resign! 217 00:12:53,345 --> 00:12:55,795 You won't get one single loaf of bread! 218 00:12:55,796 --> 00:12:57,498 Not one! 219 00:12:57,499 --> 00:13:00,813 - And you get your bread for free! - You get it for free! 220 00:13:01,821 --> 00:13:04,856 And he pays for the church repairs! 221 00:13:04,857 --> 00:13:07,688 I pay for the repairs! 222 00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:10,327 - What 's all this about? - What is it about? 223 00:13:10,328 --> 00:13:12,727 This is the voice of truth, Father. 224 00:13:12,728 --> 00:13:15,996 Now you'll see who the baker's wife really is! 225 00:13:15,997 --> 00:13:18,968 - And what are you, then? - The cow! 226 00:13:19,271 --> 00:13:21,985 The cow I lent you, so you'd have milk. 227 00:13:21,986 --> 00:13:24,754 - I want it back today! - Today! 228 00:13:24,755 --> 00:13:27,675 - Even the cow? - You're overdoing it! 229 00:13:28,414 --> 00:13:31,578 And didn't I tell you to stay with the bitch? 230 00:13:31,579 --> 00:13:32,810 - Didn't she? - She did. 231 00:13:33,152 --> 00:13:36,688 - How is she? - It 's still got four paws, a nose... 232 00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:39,222 - Don't tell me she's worse! - I won't. 233 00:13:39,223 --> 00:13:41,859 - But is she? Tell us! - Make up your minds! 234 00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:44,327 Don't tell me you let her die! 235 00:13:44,328 --> 00:13:47,577 - I didn't let her! - Thank God! 236 00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,801 But you know she never listens. 237 00:13:49,802 --> 00:13:52,835 Chicó! You should've stayed with the bitch! 238 00:13:52,836 --> 00:13:56,032 If I had, who'd have brought the news of its death? 239 00:13:58,043 --> 00:14:01,945 My little bitch is dead! 240 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,677 The bitch met its fate. 241 00:14:07,152 --> 00:14:09,677 It met the only irreparable doom... 242 00:14:10,522 --> 00:14:13,252 that marks our strange destiny on this Earth. 243 00:14:13,859 --> 00:14:15,426 The unexplainable fact... 244 00:14:15,427 --> 00:14:19,156 which puts all living things in one flock of condemned creatures... 245 00:14:20,633 --> 00:14:23,261 because all that lives shall die. 246 00:14:24,403 --> 00:14:27,770 "All that lives shall die." Nice. 247 00:14:27,771 --> 00:14:31,375 Where did you hear that? You sure didn't make it up. 248 00:14:31,376 --> 00:14:34,529 No, I didn't. I heard it from a priest. 249 00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:37,411 - When my pirarucu died. - Your pirarucu? 250 00:14:37,412 --> 00:14:41,248 Actually, I think I was his. Didn't I tell you about him? 251 00:14:41,249 --> 00:14:45,288 No. I've heard of men owning fish, but not the other way around! 252 00:14:45,289 --> 00:14:46,824 It was when I was in Amazonas. 253 00:14:48,027 --> 00:14:51,495 I wrapped the harpoon rope around my body and my arms. 254 00:14:51,496 --> 00:14:54,157 When it bit, it pulled me into the river. 255 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,798 - The fish caught you. - Exactly! It caught me. 256 00:14:57,799 --> 00:15:01,635 In short, it dragged me for 3 days and 3 nights. 257 00:15:01,636 --> 00:15:04,809 3 days and 3 nights? Weren't you hungry? 258 00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:08,541 No, but I was dying for a smoke! 259 00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:12,048 When it died, I waved my hands and some people freed me. 260 00:15:12,049 --> 00:15:14,151 But weren't your hands tied? 261 00:15:14,152 --> 00:15:17,288 When things get tough, you find a solution. 262 00:15:17,289 --> 00:15:21,622 - What did you do? - I don't know, but so it was. 263 00:15:21,623 --> 00:15:24,423 My little bitchie! 264 00:15:33,706 --> 00:15:36,231 We must all resign ourselves. 265 00:15:36,675 --> 00:15:41,527 If you had blessed the little critter she'd still be alive! 266 00:15:41,528 --> 00:15:43,978 I don't have that power. 267 00:15:43,979 --> 00:15:47,652 Just one thing: You have to give her a decent burial! 268 00:15:47,653 --> 00:15:49,719 A funeral for the bitch? 269 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:52,756 Yes, and it has to be in Latin. 270 00:15:52,757 --> 00:15:56,089 - Or else, it won't do. - In Latin, it won't do. 271 00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:58,628 - In Latin, it will do! - Yes, in Latin, it will do! 272 00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:03,968 You're all crazy! I'm not giving the bitch a funeral! 273 00:16:03,969 --> 00:16:07,171 The Brotherhood will lose its funding! 274 00:16:07,172 --> 00:16:11,707 - I won't do it! - The Brotherhood has lost its funding! 275 00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:15,812 - I won't do it! - My husband resigns the presidency! 276 00:16:15,813 --> 00:16:19,484 - I won't do it! - I resign the presidency! 277 00:16:19,485 --> 00:16:22,715 - I won't do it! - The little cow... 278 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:27,121 will be taken from the church right away! 279 00:16:27,726 --> 00:16:32,111 - You heartless woman! - Heartless? 280 00:16:32,112 --> 00:16:36,395 Because I don't want to see the buzzards eat my bitch? 281 00:16:37,636 --> 00:16:42,988 - Will you bury her or not? - If it were up to God, I'd do it. 282 00:16:42,989 --> 00:16:45,941 The problem is the Bishop! 283 00:16:46,712 --> 00:16:49,578 All you'll ever get is stale bread, cash up-front! 284 00:16:49,579 --> 00:16:52,547 - You cruel woman! - And for double the price! 285 00:16:52,548 --> 00:16:54,668 - Can you spare some change? - No. 286 00:16:54,669 --> 00:16:58,001 - Help a poor one-eyed beggar! - Why should I? 287 00:16:58,002 --> 00:17:00,989 - Did I poke your eye out? - No, sir, you didn't. 288 00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:05,595 I can poke the other eye out, so I'd have to give you money. 289 00:17:05,596 --> 00:17:10,048 The bitch stays until the priest agrees to bury her. 290 00:17:10,049 --> 00:17:13,350 But, dear, she's starting to smell. 291 00:17:13,351 --> 00:17:17,875 Then you leave! Maybe the stench won't be so bad! 292 00:17:19,745 --> 00:17:22,145 Give me a free hand, and I'll get the bitch buried. 293 00:17:22,714 --> 00:17:26,616 - You've got it. - Can I loose the purse strings? 294 00:17:27,352 --> 00:17:29,843 - Yes! - This is going to be easy! 295 00:17:30,155 --> 00:17:33,719 - What are you up to getting? - I'm getting the bitch a funeral. 296 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,851 And in Latin! 297 00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:43,699 - Father John? - What is it? 298 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:48,899 - I'm here for the cow. - What a heartless woman! 299 00:17:49,274 --> 00:17:54,244 If I could, I'd bury the bitch, the cat, whatever! 300 00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:56,211 But the Bishop is in town! 301 00:17:56,212 --> 00:17:59,479 These folks are nuts. They think pets are people. 302 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:04,105 The bitch even had a will naming you as a beneficiary. 303 00:18:04,106 --> 00:18:07,489 Wait a minute! A bitch with a will? 304 00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:09,254 She was a smart bitch! 305 00:18:10,095 --> 00:18:12,725 When she was on her deathbed... 306 00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:16,215 she'd look towards the church every time the bells tolled. 307 00:18:16,216 --> 00:18:20,466 Finally, my boss understood: She wanted a Christian burial. 308 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:23,303 My boss had to promise to add 5O crowns to the bitch's will... 309 00:18:23,304 --> 00:18:26,673 which would go to the priest, for the funeral. 310 00:18:27,179 --> 00:18:31,597 What a bright animal! What noble feelings! 311 00:18:31,598 --> 00:18:37,333 But, without a funeral, this part of the will can't be executed. 312 00:18:37,334 --> 00:18:40,024 Now, the bitch's going to be eaten by buzzards. 313 00:18:40,025 --> 00:18:42,609 That 's not going to happen! 314 00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:46,212 - What about the will? Where is it? - It 's been legally registered. 315 00:18:46,213 --> 00:18:49,029 A bitch like that can't be eaten by buzzards! 316 00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:50,158 I agree! 317 00:19:11,381 --> 00:19:14,316 - Here it is, Father. - There's no hurry. 318 00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:23,207 The Bishop! I didn't expect Your Grace just yet, so... 319 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:27,457 Never mind. As the French would say, "let it pass". 320 00:19:27,999 --> 00:19:31,934 But there are certain things I can't easily let pass. 321 00:19:31,935 --> 00:19:35,121 - I don't know what you mean. - You will... 322 00:19:35,122 --> 00:19:39,540 when I tell you I spoke to Antonio Moraes. 323 00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:42,994 - Antonio Moraes went to you? - Yes, indeed. 324 00:19:42,995 --> 00:19:46,745 He complained about your behavior towards him. 325 00:19:46,746 --> 00:19:49,149 I don't know what you mean. 326 00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:52,085 I don't see why it 's so hard to grasp. 327 00:19:52,086 --> 00:19:56,253 He said you were extremely rude to him. 328 00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:58,911 - He did? - Let 's be serious, Father John! 329 00:19:58,912 --> 00:20:01,980 You know exactly what I'm talking about! 330 00:20:01,981 --> 00:20:04,659 Why did you call his wife a bitch? 331 00:20:05,069 --> 00:20:07,232 - Who, me? - Yes, you! 332 00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:10,254 I swear I never called his wife a bitch! 333 00:20:10,255 --> 00:20:12,959 - You did, Father John. - I didn't, Your Grace. 334 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,477 - Yes, you did, Father John. - I didn't, Your Grace. 335 00:20:16,478 --> 00:20:19,879 - You did, Father John! - I did, Bishop. 336 00:20:20,251 --> 00:20:22,667 Well, did you or did you not? 337 00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:28,808 I didn't. But if you say I did, you must know better. 338 00:20:28,809 --> 00:20:33,575 So it isn't true that he asked you to bless his daughter... 339 00:20:33,576 --> 00:20:36,326 and you called his wife a bitch? 340 00:20:36,968 --> 00:20:38,630 - His daughter? - Yes, his daughter. 341 00:20:38,631 --> 00:20:43,086 - He meant his daughter? - Yes, that 's what I'm saying. 342 00:20:43,087 --> 00:20:46,191 The Cricket told me it was for the bitch! 343 00:20:46,192 --> 00:20:51,578 Who? Is this a joke? What is this story of crickets and bitches? 344 00:20:51,579 --> 00:20:54,880 Forgive me, Your Grace, but now I understand! 345 00:20:54,881 --> 00:20:57,233 Now, I don't understand! 346 00:20:57,234 --> 00:20:59,788 Why did you call me a rascal? 347 00:20:59,789 --> 00:21:03,037 Because that 's what you are! 348 00:21:03,038 --> 00:21:05,790 It doesn't say that on my birth certificate! 349 00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:10,416 You rascal! Now explain to the Bishop the story... 350 00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:13,085 about Major Moraes' bitch being sick... 351 00:21:13,086 --> 00:21:16,799 and why I ended up calling his wife a bitch. 352 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:21,140 Is that why I'm a rascal? That 's nothing! 353 00:21:21,445 --> 00:21:24,913 It 's much worse to bury a bitch in Latin, in a Christian funeral... 354 00:21:24,914 --> 00:21:28,230 and even then I wouldn't call you a rascal! 355 00:21:28,231 --> 00:21:31,446 - What 's wrong? - Suddenly, I'm in pain! 356 00:21:31,756 --> 00:21:37,456 Poor Father! But you should have heard my mistress at the funeral. 357 00:21:37,457 --> 00:21:40,861 Help me, Jack the Cricket, dear friend, I'm dying! 358 00:21:40,862 --> 00:21:45,901 Me? Who am I to help a priest? I'm nothing but a rascal! 359 00:21:45,902 --> 00:21:49,167 - I take it back! - Take it back... 360 00:21:49,168 --> 00:21:53,835 ...but the bitch was buried in Latin. - A bitch? Buried in Latin? 361 00:21:54,245 --> 00:21:58,579 He means it was barking. "Bowwow", you know? 362 00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:02,413 No, I don't. I've never seen a dead dog bark. 363 00:22:02,853 --> 00:22:04,753 What 's going on? 364 00:22:06,090 --> 00:22:09,651 What 's the matter? The ruckus has just begun. 365 00:22:11,662 --> 00:22:15,462 Is that true? A bitch buried in Latin? 366 00:22:15,463 --> 00:22:20,003 - Why? Is it forbidden? - You'll be suspended, Father! 367 00:22:21,872 --> 00:22:26,707 As for you, Jack the Cricket you'll regret your tricks. 368 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:30,076 Pitting the church against Antonio Moraes! 369 00:22:30,077 --> 00:22:33,013 It 's a shame, a disgrace! 370 00:22:33,014 --> 00:22:36,298 Yes, indeed, it 's a shame, a disgrace! 371 00:22:36,299 --> 00:22:39,753 A mongrel like that, daring to leave a priest... 372 00:22:39,754 --> 00:22:42,826 ...and a bishop money in her will! - What? 373 00:22:44,095 --> 00:22:46,586 You mean you haven't heard of the will? 374 00:22:47,231 --> 00:22:52,083 - Will? What will? - The bitch's will. 375 00:22:52,084 --> 00:22:55,069 The bitch's will? 376 00:22:55,070 --> 00:22:58,707 Yes, bishop. The bitch left a will... 377 00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:01,557 a folly of her owner. 378 00:23:01,558 --> 00:23:04,528 It left 5O crowns to the parish... 379 00:23:04,529 --> 00:23:07,674 1OO to the diocese. 380 00:23:08,252 --> 00:23:14,307 That 's why I always say animals are God's creatures, too! 381 00:23:14,308 --> 00:23:17,988 What a bright animal! What noble feelings! 382 00:23:17,989 --> 00:23:22,260 At the owner's request, I allowed it accompanied... 383 00:23:22,261 --> 00:23:23,882 - The funeral? - Yes, the funeral. 384 00:23:23,883 --> 00:23:28,903 - In Latin? - I uttered only a few words, really. 385 00:23:28,904 --> 00:23:33,409 "Blah, blah, blah, defunctorum, Amen!" 386 00:23:34,044 --> 00:23:38,108 We must mull it over. It 's a matter worth discussing. 387 00:23:38,109 --> 00:23:39,876 Let 's call the congregation. 388 00:23:41,018 --> 00:23:44,851 - How are you? Do you feel better? - Feel better? 389 00:23:44,852 --> 00:23:50,121 How could I? I lost my bitch and spent 15O crowns on the funeral. 390 00:23:50,122 --> 00:23:53,959 It was cheap, for a priest to bless a critter. 391 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,665 I once saw a critter bless a man for 2OO. 392 00:23:56,666 --> 00:24:00,793 - What critter was that? - A parrot I had. 393 00:24:01,906 --> 00:24:06,639 He was born in a seminary and he learned the Bible by heart! 394 00:24:08,479 --> 00:24:11,980 Then, I moved to a town without a priest. 395 00:24:11,981 --> 00:24:15,781 - The parrot dispensed sacraments. - What happened to the parrot? 396 00:24:15,782 --> 00:24:19,378 He became a Protestant and left to a Baptist church in Glória de Goitá. 397 00:24:19,757 --> 00:24:23,225 - I heard he died of old age. - How could that be... 398 00:24:23,226 --> 00:24:27,976 if you say you saw its birth? Parrots live to be over 1OO. 399 00:24:27,977 --> 00:24:31,898 - I don't know, but so it was. - Chicó... 400 00:24:31,899 --> 00:24:36,572 I've been so terribly lonely since my little bitch died! 401 00:24:36,573 --> 00:24:41,289 - You should get another pet. - And what would you suggest? 402 00:24:41,290 --> 00:24:43,243 A canary, to cheer you up. 403 00:24:43,714 --> 00:24:48,777 I want a bigger pet. My loneliness is very big. 404 00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:51,347 A rabbit, a guinea pig... 405 00:24:51,855 --> 00:24:53,720 Bigger! 406 00:24:53,721 --> 00:24:59,295 - A dog, a goat... - Bigger, bigger! 407 00:24:59,930 --> 00:25:03,559 - I think I get it! - And are you going to stand there? 408 00:25:03,867 --> 00:25:06,683 - What if Eurico walks in? - Are you scared? 409 00:25:06,684 --> 00:25:08,362 Scared? Me? 410 00:25:08,672 --> 00:25:11,664 I'll grab him by the horns, spin him around and shake him up! 411 00:25:12,142 --> 00:25:14,288 - Will you, really? - I will! 412 00:25:14,289 --> 00:25:18,464 Oh! I love a tough man! Say it again! 413 00:25:18,465 --> 00:25:20,880 I'll shake him and shake him... 414 00:25:21,485 --> 00:25:26,854 So come on and shake me up a little, tough guy! 415 00:25:26,855 --> 00:25:28,891 - Like this? - Yes! 416 00:25:29,193 --> 00:25:32,890 - What do I do now? - I'm supposed to ask you. 417 00:25:33,664 --> 00:25:35,478 What do you want me to do? 418 00:25:35,479 --> 00:25:37,565 - Me? - Yes! 419 00:25:37,566 --> 00:25:41,636 - Say you're the man around here. - I'm the man around here! 420 00:25:41,637 --> 00:25:45,538 - Say it again! - I am the... 421 00:25:46,076 --> 00:25:50,377 - Dora? - I forgot I had a date with Vince! 422 00:25:50,378 --> 00:25:53,280 It 's cheat and be cheated on, all in one go! 423 00:25:53,281 --> 00:25:54,715 Open up, Dora! 424 00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:58,587 Big Vince will kill us if he catches you here! 425 00:25:58,588 --> 00:26:02,337 - Who's Big Vince? - Don't you know Big Vince? 426 00:26:02,338 --> 00:26:05,410 He beat up Mr. Golias, from the drugstore. 427 00:26:05,411 --> 00:26:08,929 - Help me, my St. David! - And pelted Big Ernest. 428 00:26:08,930 --> 00:26:10,661 Enough! I don't want to hear it! 429 00:26:10,662 --> 00:26:13,999 - I'd rather not know him! - What should I do? 430 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,004 I don't know! It 's your house! You're in charge. 431 00:26:17,005 --> 00:26:20,167 - Open the door! - What do I do now? 432 00:26:20,811 --> 00:26:23,302 I'll think of something. 433 00:26:25,883 --> 00:26:28,350 Damn, I'm angry, today! 434 00:26:28,351 --> 00:26:31,217 I've got the Devil under my skin! 435 00:26:31,218 --> 00:26:34,120 Why didn't you open the door when I told you to? 436 00:26:34,121 --> 00:26:37,216 What do you mean? It 's wide open! 437 00:26:37,995 --> 00:26:40,361 And what took you so long? 438 00:26:41,031 --> 00:26:46,034 Didn't you tell me to dress up for you? 439 00:26:46,035 --> 00:26:50,836 - Yes, I did. - So I was dressing up. 440 00:26:50,837 --> 00:26:54,010 After all, who's the man around here? 441 00:26:54,011 --> 00:26:55,723 Do I have to say it? 442 00:26:55,724 --> 00:26:59,978 You don't have to, but, if you want to... 443 00:26:59,979 --> 00:27:01,932 I'm the man around here! 444 00:27:01,933 --> 00:27:04,783 Oh, I love a tough man! 445 00:27:04,784 --> 00:27:07,805 - Say it again! - I'm the man around here! 446 00:27:07,806 --> 00:27:09,525 Again! 447 00:27:09,526 --> 00:27:10,649 I'm the man... 448 00:27:11,095 --> 00:27:12,645 Dora! 449 00:27:12,646 --> 00:27:16,096 - It 's my husband! - Now, we're screwed! 450 00:27:16,097 --> 00:27:17,827 Dora! 451 00:27:18,802 --> 00:27:21,837 - What do I do? - Beats me! 452 00:27:21,838 --> 00:27:24,873 It 's your house. You're in charge. 453 00:27:24,874 --> 00:27:26,475 What do I do now? 454 00:27:26,476 --> 00:27:29,493 Pretend you came here after someone. 455 00:27:29,494 --> 00:27:32,046 I don't get it! 456 00:27:32,047 --> 00:27:33,761 You don't have to. 457 00:27:33,762 --> 00:27:37,116 Get your knife and run out shouting... 458 00:27:37,117 --> 00:27:40,222 "I'll get you, you bastard!" Got it? 459 00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:41,857 I'll get you, you bastard. 460 00:27:41,858 --> 00:27:43,858 Dora, I'm losing my temper! 461 00:27:43,859 --> 00:27:46,962 - I'll get you, you bastard. - That 's it! 462 00:27:46,963 --> 00:27:49,261 I'll get you, you bastard! 463 00:27:49,262 --> 00:27:52,946 - I'll get you, you bastard! - What the hell's going on? 464 00:27:52,947 --> 00:27:55,638 You got here just in time! 465 00:27:55,639 --> 00:27:59,972 - In time for what? - Vince wanted to kill Chicó! 466 00:27:59,973 --> 00:28:01,576 Who's Chicó? 467 00:28:01,577 --> 00:28:04,203 Come on out, Chicó, he's gone. 468 00:28:04,882 --> 00:28:07,512 - Good evening, boss. - He's so pale! 469 00:28:07,513 --> 00:28:11,384 He'll be even paler unless he tells me what 's going on. 470 00:28:11,385 --> 00:28:12,887 Big Vince... 471 00:28:13,357 --> 00:28:16,791 swore he'd kill Chicó, and decided to do it here. 472 00:28:16,792 --> 00:28:19,761 - Right here, in our home! - In your home! 473 00:28:20,864 --> 00:28:24,197 - So, he swore he'd kill you? - Yes! 474 00:28:24,198 --> 00:28:26,768 On his mother's soul, may she rest in peace. 475 00:28:26,769 --> 00:28:31,272 - If it weren't for you... - You're such a wimp, Chicó! 476 00:28:31,273 --> 00:28:32,908 Why didn't you fight him? 477 00:28:32,909 --> 00:28:35,103 I would've beat him up! 478 00:28:36,647 --> 00:28:38,706 Oh, I love a tough man! 479 00:28:40,951 --> 00:28:44,183 A job, a task, a duty... I'll take anything. 480 00:28:44,184 --> 00:28:46,952 Your reputation isn't that great. 481 00:28:46,953 --> 00:28:50,289 Major, people expect the poor to be perfect. 482 00:28:50,290 --> 00:28:53,524 They say you're a rascal, a good-for-nothing! 483 00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:56,131 Sir, so many qualities are demanded that I doubt... 484 00:28:56,132 --> 00:28:58,724 any master could get a job! 485 00:28:59,303 --> 00:29:02,830 Let 's make a bet. I'll ask you 3 questions. 486 00:29:03,340 --> 00:29:05,706 If you get them right... 487 00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:08,341 ...you've got the job. - Let 's do it! 488 00:29:08,342 --> 00:29:09,911 I've got nothing to lose. 489 00:29:09,912 --> 00:29:14,347 Yes, you do. If you don't, I'll strip the skin off your back. 490 00:29:14,348 --> 00:29:16,180 - Oh, damn! - Well? 491 00:29:16,687 --> 00:29:20,554 It 's a deal, but I have to talk my shaking legs into it! 492 00:29:20,555 --> 00:29:22,522 Okay, here's the first... 493 00:29:23,327 --> 00:29:26,160 how far is it from one end of the world to the other? 494 00:29:27,197 --> 00:29:30,266 A day's journey! That 's how long the sun takes! 495 00:29:30,267 --> 00:29:32,783 - What 's over a king's head? - The crown! 496 00:29:32,784 --> 00:29:36,371 - What am I thinking now? - Of beating me! 497 00:29:36,372 --> 00:29:38,203 Very well, Jack the Cricket. 498 00:29:38,204 --> 00:29:40,308 So you really are smart. 499 00:29:40,309 --> 00:29:43,608 You're even smarter, since you're my master now. 500 00:29:43,609 --> 00:29:48,014 So go fetch my daughter in town. She's coming in from Recife. 501 00:29:48,015 --> 00:29:49,685 The Major, Jack? 502 00:29:49,686 --> 00:29:53,086 - But the Major's mean! - As if the baker's any better! 503 00:29:53,087 --> 00:29:57,023 I want revenge for what they did to me when I was sick. 504 00:29:57,024 --> 00:30:00,977 I was in bed for 3 days, without a single glass of water! 505 00:30:00,978 --> 00:30:03,632 While the bitch got steak! 506 00:30:03,633 --> 00:30:06,498 I hate people who like pets better than humans! 507 00:30:12,309 --> 00:30:13,954 Do you want to die? 508 00:30:13,955 --> 00:30:17,513 I'll die, but I'll take you all with me! 509 00:30:18,549 --> 00:30:20,779 - Mr. Severino? - Does anyone else look like me? 510 00:30:21,184 --> 00:30:25,586 - I didn't have to kill anyone! - Stop being such a sissy! 511 00:30:25,587 --> 00:30:28,285 I don't like to kill people. I'll do it, but I don't like it. 512 00:30:28,286 --> 00:30:32,419 - Where were you going without me? - We were going to look for you. 513 00:30:33,497 --> 00:30:38,332 I checked the whole town, and there's no police. 514 00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:41,166 And no one gave me a cent! 515 00:30:41,167 --> 00:30:44,835 That 's why I steal. I don't like to, but asking just doesn't work. 516 00:30:44,836 --> 00:30:47,977 But that 's okay, because now I hate them even more! 517 00:30:47,978 --> 00:30:51,844 There won't be a soul left in town to tell the story! 518 00:30:51,845 --> 00:30:55,146 It 'll be easier than slapping a drunk! 519 00:30:58,555 --> 00:31:00,454 Left, right, left, right. 520 00:31:00,455 --> 00:31:02,270 Left, right, left, right. 521 00:31:02,271 --> 00:31:03,925 Halt! 522 00:31:03,926 --> 00:31:07,411 The 2Oth platoon wishes to salute the people of this town! 523 00:31:07,412 --> 00:31:11,331 Itaperoá can now wage war... 524 00:31:11,332 --> 00:31:13,969 against Brazil! 525 00:31:13,970 --> 00:31:16,437 Corporal Setenta, at your service. 526 00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:19,438 I might take you up on that! 527 00:31:19,439 --> 00:31:21,942 They're all sissies. I know the sort. 528 00:31:21,943 --> 00:31:26,312 They need those uniforms to prove that they're men! 529 00:31:26,313 --> 00:31:29,147 Corporal, let me introduce you. 530 00:31:29,148 --> 00:31:32,153 This is Eurico, my husband. Big Vince is my... 531 00:31:33,123 --> 00:31:35,182 Our friend. 532 00:31:36,159 --> 00:31:38,753 Pleased to meet you! 533 00:31:41,598 --> 00:31:43,981 My, how you've grown, Rosinha! 534 00:31:43,982 --> 00:31:46,661 You're so pretty, so well-built... 535 00:31:47,137 --> 00:31:49,733 That 's kind of you, Mr. Eurico! 536 00:31:49,734 --> 00:31:51,423 I've been a little ill... 537 00:31:51,424 --> 00:31:53,924 that 's why I'm here. 538 00:31:53,925 --> 00:31:56,443 When will you be leaving? I mean... 539 00:31:56,444 --> 00:32:00,447 ...how long will you be staying? - If I could, I'd stay forever... 540 00:32:00,448 --> 00:32:02,483 but mother won't leave the city. 541 00:32:02,484 --> 00:32:05,385 I'd live there if I could. 542 00:32:05,386 --> 00:32:09,654 There are too many jerks around here. 543 00:32:09,655 --> 00:32:12,828 Excuse me. I have to go to church before going to the farm. 544 00:32:12,829 --> 00:32:14,625 The Bishop's giving out his blessing! 545 00:32:14,626 --> 00:32:18,199 The Bishop? It 'd be a sin to miss that mass! 546 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:22,719 Excuse me! The military must salute the clergy! 547 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:27,037 - Isn't there a novena, today? - You, however, are excused. 548 00:32:42,526 --> 00:32:43,823 Hi, Chicó! 549 00:32:44,294 --> 00:32:45,794 There you are! 550 00:32:45,795 --> 00:32:47,862 Having a good time while I have to work! 551 00:32:47,863 --> 00:32:49,897 You do? 552 00:32:49,898 --> 00:32:51,662 Have you been drinking? 553 00:32:51,663 --> 00:32:53,132 What? 554 00:32:53,133 --> 00:32:55,431 Never mind. Mass is about to start. 555 00:32:56,606 --> 00:32:57,954 - Who's he? - Chicó. 556 00:32:57,955 --> 00:33:00,907 - Chicó who? - Just say "Chicó". He'll come. 557 00:33:00,908 --> 00:33:04,080 I just got a craving for a sweet. Get me a cone! 558 00:33:04,081 --> 00:33:07,115 - What about the mass? - I need it right away! 559 00:33:07,116 --> 00:33:09,116 - And the blessing? - I need a sweet! 560 00:33:09,117 --> 00:33:11,253 I'll buy you one. 561 00:33:11,254 --> 00:33:13,585 - At your service! - Get me a sweet! 562 00:33:13,586 --> 00:33:16,250 - A sweet? - Yes. Right, march! 563 00:33:18,228 --> 00:33:20,391 Thank you, Chicó. 564 00:33:20,392 --> 00:33:22,624 - How do you know my name? - I guessed it. 565 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,268 - Your sweet. - Chicó already got me one. 566 00:33:26,269 --> 00:33:28,735 - But you asked me! - He guessed. 567 00:33:28,736 --> 00:33:30,738 - Here you go. - Thank you. 568 00:33:30,739 --> 00:33:33,309 Everyone reads minds around here! 569 00:33:55,499 --> 00:33:59,000 Someone is offering this song to Rosinha. 570 00:33:59,001 --> 00:34:02,666 He says that he won't say who he is... 571 00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:05,765 because she'll have to guess. 572 00:34:18,488 --> 00:34:19,684 Rosinha! 573 00:34:19,685 --> 00:34:23,955 You're all grown up now, and I have to protect your honor. 574 00:34:23,956 --> 00:34:25,857 You'll get married before leaving. 575 00:34:26,196 --> 00:34:30,496 - Me, Father? - Yes, you! Don't play dumb! 576 00:34:30,967 --> 00:34:32,630 Here's your dowry. 577 00:34:32,631 --> 00:34:35,169 This piggy bank belonged to your great-grandmother... 578 00:34:35,170 --> 00:34:37,902 Rosa Benigna Vaz de Medeiros. 579 00:34:37,903 --> 00:34:41,274 Every day, she'd deposit a coin in it. 580 00:34:41,275 --> 00:34:44,958 When she died, she left it to you as a wedding gift. 581 00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:47,379 You were named after her. 582 00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:50,614 I pray to God the good lady lived a long life! 583 00:34:50,615 --> 00:34:53,018 She lived to be almost 1OO. 584 00:34:53,019 --> 00:34:55,623 This pig is full of money. 585 00:34:55,624 --> 00:34:59,958 You have to find a brave, educated man to marry. 586 00:34:59,959 --> 00:35:02,361 How, father? I don't like anyone! 587 00:35:02,362 --> 00:35:05,628 Nonsense! You'll learn to love him. 588 00:35:06,369 --> 00:35:08,667 Oh, Virgin Mary! 589 00:35:08,668 --> 00:35:10,671 I'm being forced into marriage! 590 00:35:10,672 --> 00:35:14,872 Don't worry! You'll find someone you like. 591 00:35:14,873 --> 00:35:17,642 With your beauty and this pig... 592 00:35:17,643 --> 00:35:19,815 you'll have plenty of men to choose from. 593 00:35:19,816 --> 00:35:23,013 I can't eat. I'm completely in love. 594 00:35:23,014 --> 00:35:25,749 - Why don't you tell her? - I'm too poor. 595 00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:28,756 - Marry her and you'll be rich. - But how? 596 00:35:28,757 --> 00:35:30,189 I can tell you how... 597 00:35:30,190 --> 00:35:32,423 but don't forget me after you're rich. 598 00:35:32,424 --> 00:35:34,928 I won't need money, if I don't eat. 599 00:35:34,929 --> 00:35:37,397 Marry her. You'll start eating again. 600 00:35:37,398 --> 00:35:40,664 And you'll also get a piggy bank full of money... 601 00:35:40,665 --> 00:35:42,466 from her great-grandmother. 602 00:35:42,467 --> 00:35:46,006 - You get half if you set it up. - It 's a done deal! 603 00:35:46,007 --> 00:35:48,143 I'm going to see the corporal right away. 604 00:35:48,144 --> 00:35:51,212 The corporal? Are you trying to help or what? 605 00:35:51,213 --> 00:35:54,816 He's crazy for her! If he finds out, he'll kill me... 606 00:35:54,817 --> 00:35:56,648 and so will Big Vince! 607 00:35:56,649 --> 00:35:59,484 With my plan, you'll chase them both off... 608 00:35:59,485 --> 00:36:01,318 and still marry Rosinha! 609 00:36:11,696 --> 00:36:13,696 Good morning! How are you? 610 00:36:13,697 --> 00:36:15,460 What 's all this intimacy? 611 00:36:15,461 --> 00:36:19,434 What 's the problem? Can't I even say good morning, Corporal? 612 00:36:19,435 --> 00:36:21,903 I'm just being courteous and civil... 613 00:36:21,904 --> 00:36:23,668 am I right? 614 00:36:23,669 --> 00:36:26,308 I hate people who say "Am I right?" 615 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:27,934 It drives me crazy! 616 00:36:28,246 --> 00:36:30,214 - It does? - Yes. 617 00:36:30,648 --> 00:36:35,049 But old habits are hard to break. Am I right? 618 00:36:35,050 --> 00:36:36,916 I'll throw you in jail! 619 00:36:36,917 --> 00:36:40,821 - I'm dying to lock someone up! - No need for such bullying! 620 00:36:40,822 --> 00:36:43,291 I'd like to see you do this to Vince! 621 00:36:43,292 --> 00:36:47,829 Are you suggesting that I, a Corporal, am afraid of a thug? 622 00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:51,164 No, no! Only that it takes two to fight. 623 00:36:51,165 --> 00:36:53,303 - Am I right? - Watch it, boy! 624 00:36:53,304 --> 00:36:56,771 - I'm sorry, Corporal! - I'll let it pass this time... 625 00:36:56,772 --> 00:36:58,672 but only because of one thing. 626 00:36:58,673 --> 00:37:01,175 - I think I know what. - No, you don't! 627 00:37:01,176 --> 00:37:06,681 Yes, I do! I know the hidden secrets of your military heart. 628 00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:09,380 What kind of intimacy is this? 629 00:37:09,381 --> 00:37:11,504 I know you could arrest me. 630 00:37:11,505 --> 00:37:15,956 You're being nice because I work for a certain lady... 631 00:37:15,957 --> 00:37:18,392 you are very fond of. 632 00:37:19,897 --> 00:37:23,298 - It 's too much suffering, Jack! - Suffering? 633 00:37:23,299 --> 00:37:25,232 You, an authority? 634 00:37:25,233 --> 00:37:28,770 Authorities also suffer. She doesn't like me. 635 00:37:28,771 --> 00:37:32,139 - Says who? - That 's what I think. 636 00:37:32,140 --> 00:37:35,008 Thinking can be misleading. Am I right? 637 00:37:35,009 --> 00:37:39,328 - I wish it were so. - I've spoken to her about this. 638 00:37:39,329 --> 00:37:41,714 - You haven't! - I swear to God. 639 00:37:41,715 --> 00:37:45,118 She even told me she had eyes for a certain corporal. 640 00:37:45,119 --> 00:37:47,713 - Do you swear? - By this very light. 641 00:37:48,059 --> 00:37:51,892 Jack, you know I like you a lot, don't you? 642 00:37:51,893 --> 00:37:53,726 Look how he's changed! 643 00:37:53,727 --> 00:37:56,714 Yes, I know you're crazy about me. 644 00:37:56,715 --> 00:37:58,496 Am I right? 645 00:37:58,497 --> 00:38:00,315 Yes! 646 00:38:00,316 --> 00:38:03,636 Yes, I am. And you could help me out. 647 00:38:03,637 --> 00:38:05,792 Anything you say. 648 00:38:05,793 --> 00:38:09,007 I'd like you to take a brooch to Rosinha... 649 00:38:09,008 --> 00:38:11,581 ...and tell her it 's from me. - Hand it over. 650 00:38:11,916 --> 00:38:13,714 What a beautiful brooch! 651 00:38:13,715 --> 00:38:17,100 - Almost a full month's salary. - I'll see that she gets it. 652 00:38:17,101 --> 00:38:20,453 - See you! - See you! Thanks! 653 00:38:20,454 --> 00:38:22,924 I owe you a favor! 654 00:38:25,529 --> 00:38:28,328 - Good Morning, Vince. - I'll pretend I didn't see you. 655 00:38:28,329 --> 00:38:30,629 I woke up in a bad mood. 656 00:38:30,630 --> 00:38:34,866 I swore I'd stab the first person I saw. 657 00:38:34,867 --> 00:38:39,509 - But you shouldn't be angry today. - I'll be angry any day I want! 658 00:38:39,510 --> 00:38:42,442 I want to be angry, and it 's none of your business! 659 00:38:42,443 --> 00:38:45,209 But on Rosinha's birthday? 660 00:38:45,210 --> 00:38:49,115 - Is it her birthday? - You'd better calm down. 661 00:38:49,116 --> 00:38:50,744 Why? 662 00:38:51,088 --> 00:38:53,488 - She doesn't like me anyway. - How unfair! 663 00:38:53,489 --> 00:38:56,660 Today, she told me she was in love. 664 00:38:56,661 --> 00:38:58,761 She did? And with whom? 665 00:38:58,762 --> 00:39:00,593 With the town bully, she said. 666 00:39:00,594 --> 00:39:04,998 - That can only be me! - But you're in such a bad mood! 667 00:39:04,999 --> 00:39:06,534 It 's gone, Jack. 668 00:39:06,535 --> 00:39:09,868 - Would you grant me a courtesy? - A courtesy? 669 00:39:10,841 --> 00:39:13,409 Would you give her these earrings? 670 00:39:13,410 --> 00:39:16,309 I bought them today. What a coincidence! 671 00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:20,730 I bought her a present, and it 's her birthday! 672 00:39:20,731 --> 00:39:24,083 It 's no coincidence. It 's fate! 673 00:39:24,084 --> 00:39:26,256 Fate's action gives me goose bumps! 674 00:39:26,257 --> 00:39:28,155 Tell her that. 675 00:39:28,156 --> 00:39:30,658 Tell her chance wants us together... 676 00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:34,263 and has joined our lives in the web of fate! 677 00:39:34,264 --> 00:39:36,629 She'll like them a lot. 678 00:39:37,101 --> 00:39:39,934 What a plan I'm concocting! 679 00:39:40,404 --> 00:39:44,119 - Who sent this beautiful jewelry? - Someone who's crazy about you. 680 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,439 - But no one likes me. - This guy likes you a lot. 681 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,275 - Who is he? - I can't tell you. 682 00:39:49,276 --> 00:39:51,414 - Is he handsome? - I'm too modest to say. 683 00:39:51,415 --> 00:39:53,611 - It 's you, Chicó! - I won't deny. 684 00:39:53,612 --> 00:39:55,785 Since I met you, I've felt like dying... 685 00:39:55,786 --> 00:39:58,016 but have lived to think of you. 686 00:39:58,017 --> 00:40:02,091 I thank you, but I can't accept your gifts. 687 00:40:02,092 --> 00:40:05,756 - I know I'm poor. - I don't care about that, Chicó. 688 00:40:05,757 --> 00:40:08,229 But if you at least had a degree! 689 00:40:08,230 --> 00:40:10,732 I'm a Ph.D. In hidden sciences, dramatic philosophy... 690 00:40:10,733 --> 00:40:13,802 dogmatic biology, charlatanic perversion, electronic astrology. 691 00:40:13,803 --> 00:40:17,170 - If only you were brave... - I'm the bravest man around. 692 00:40:17,171 --> 00:40:18,937 You aren't! 693 00:40:18,938 --> 00:40:22,044 The bravest men here are Vince and the Corporal. 694 00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:23,876 I'd gladly finish them off! 695 00:40:23,877 --> 00:40:28,450 - Would you face one of them? - Both. I'll chase them away. 696 00:40:28,451 --> 00:40:31,683 - I'd like to see that! - Will you take the jewelry? 697 00:40:31,684 --> 00:40:33,384 I will. 698 00:40:33,385 --> 00:40:36,949 And if you do what you said, I may even wear it! 699 00:40:40,197 --> 00:40:43,564 My friend, you're finally here! 700 00:40:43,565 --> 00:40:46,399 I was hanging around, enjoying nature. 701 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,836 Is everything all right? 702 00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:51,035 - Is she waiting for me? - Who? 703 00:40:51,036 --> 00:40:53,574 Rosinha, who else! 704 00:40:53,575 --> 00:40:55,711 You're the one who should know. 705 00:40:55,712 --> 00:40:58,179 Be straight with me! What did she say? 706 00:40:58,180 --> 00:40:59,978 About what? 707 00:40:59,979 --> 00:41:02,584 The gift! Tell me! It 's driving me crazy! 708 00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:05,986 Oh, right! She kept it. 709 00:41:05,987 --> 00:41:09,524 - That 's it? - What did you expect? 710 00:41:09,525 --> 00:41:13,662 - Did you want her to faint? - She could at least have been glad! 711 00:41:13,663 --> 00:41:16,596 She was! Who wouldn't be... 712 00:41:16,597 --> 00:41:19,432 with a brooch and a pair of earrings? 713 00:41:19,433 --> 00:41:22,634 What pair of earrings? I only sent a brooch! 714 00:41:22,635 --> 00:41:26,439 One brooch. A smart lad sent two earrings... 715 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,157 ...one for each ear. - Who was it? 716 00:41:29,158 --> 00:41:31,561 And which gift did she like best? 717 00:41:31,562 --> 00:41:33,766 Which touched her the most? 718 00:41:33,767 --> 00:41:37,583 - Go on, tell me! - She hasn't been touched yet... 719 00:41:37,584 --> 00:41:41,887 but I know she likes brave men. She wants both to duel. 720 00:41:41,888 --> 00:41:45,044 - She'll take the winner. - Who is the knave? 721 00:41:45,045 --> 00:41:47,275 I'll eat his liver... 722 00:41:47,276 --> 00:41:49,966 ...and rip his hearts out! - He's only got one heart! 723 00:41:49,967 --> 00:41:52,197 Well, get him another! I'll rip them both out! 724 00:41:52,198 --> 00:41:55,169 Don't interrupt my anger with your fuss! 725 00:41:55,170 --> 00:41:57,705 - Who is he? - I don't know. 726 00:41:57,706 --> 00:42:00,972 But I saw Chicó earlier today, on the Major's property. 727 00:42:00,973 --> 00:42:05,412 He said he'd be meeting you after mass, at 7 p.m. 728 00:42:05,413 --> 00:42:08,146 - Chicó? - After mass, at 7 p.m. 729 00:42:08,147 --> 00:42:10,016 And what does he want? 730 00:42:10,017 --> 00:42:13,021 It 's about the earrings you gave Ms. Rosinha. 731 00:42:13,591 --> 00:42:16,355 Do you think that moron's challenging me? 732 00:42:16,927 --> 00:42:20,124 He also spat when he said your name. 733 00:42:20,598 --> 00:42:22,564 That kid wants to die... 734 00:42:22,565 --> 00:42:24,930 and I want to kill him! A perfect match! 735 00:42:24,931 --> 00:42:29,904 Ms. Rosinha loved the brooch she got as a gift. 736 00:42:29,905 --> 00:42:32,637 He had the nerve to give her a brooch? 737 00:42:32,638 --> 00:42:35,735 Today I'm going to have some fun! 738 00:42:38,182 --> 00:42:42,381 It 's settled. At 7, after mass, we'll chase them away. 739 00:42:42,382 --> 00:42:44,284 Did you forget that I'm a sissy? 740 00:42:44,285 --> 00:42:47,357 - They're worse than you are! - Are you trying to humiliate me? 741 00:42:47,791 --> 00:42:50,792 No one's a bigger sissy than I am! 742 00:42:50,793 --> 00:42:52,427 But Rosinha won't know that. 743 00:42:52,428 --> 00:42:55,930 She's going to think you're the devil incarnate! 744 00:42:55,931 --> 00:42:58,601 I'm a sissy, but I'm not stupid! 745 00:42:58,602 --> 00:43:00,066 They're going to kill me! 746 00:43:00,067 --> 00:43:02,800 I'm saying it 'll be okay, and you'll finally... 747 00:43:02,801 --> 00:43:05,272 have Rosinha's heart! 748 00:43:05,273 --> 00:43:08,073 - How will it be okay? - You'll see! 749 00:43:08,074 --> 00:43:11,213 - Dead men can't see! - Just do as I say. 750 00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:14,912 Oh, Virgin Mary! I'll either be dead or humiliated! 751 00:43:14,913 --> 00:43:17,715 Either way, I'll lose Rosinha! 752 00:43:18,188 --> 00:43:20,087 May the punches not hurt too much... 753 00:43:20,088 --> 00:43:23,321 may Vince's knife be soft in my empty gut... 754 00:43:23,322 --> 00:43:27,124 and may the Corporal's bullets kill me quickly! 755 00:43:31,101 --> 00:43:34,665 But if Jack's plan works and I get out of this alive... 756 00:43:34,666 --> 00:43:37,639 I promise never again... Never again... 757 00:43:39,977 --> 00:43:42,157 to sleep with another woman in my life! 758 00:43:42,158 --> 00:43:44,213 None... 759 00:43:45,582 --> 00:43:47,295 but Rosinha. 760 00:43:47,296 --> 00:43:50,649 - Will you walk with me, Chicó? - Is mass over? 761 00:43:50,650 --> 00:43:53,519 You were praying so hard, you didn't notice. 762 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,388 I was praying to Our Lady. 763 00:43:55,389 --> 00:43:59,393 - What were you praying for? - For a miracle, actually! 764 00:43:59,394 --> 00:44:03,364 - I'll bet it was for love! - I was praying not to die of it. 765 00:44:03,734 --> 00:44:06,032 Is your heart beating that fast? 766 00:44:06,033 --> 00:44:09,936 - It 's popping out of my chest! - The bullies are waiting for you. 767 00:44:09,937 --> 00:44:12,975 - What do they want? - Didn't Chicó tell you? 768 00:44:13,310 --> 00:44:17,712 - He's going to fight them. - Chicó, you don't have to do this! 769 00:44:17,713 --> 00:44:19,112 If you say so! 770 00:44:19,113 --> 00:44:21,880 No, Ms. Rosinha! No friend of mine will be humiliated! 771 00:44:21,881 --> 00:44:25,183 - This is no game! - You'll see! 772 00:44:25,184 --> 00:44:28,386 He's quiet and rational until he loses his temper. 773 00:44:28,387 --> 00:44:30,154 - Chicó! - Yes? 774 00:44:30,155 --> 00:44:33,424 Be careful not to hurt them too bad. 775 00:44:33,425 --> 00:44:36,693 Don't worry. One shout from Chicó will do! 776 00:44:43,907 --> 00:44:47,341 - Looking for me? - I've found you already. 777 00:44:47,342 --> 00:44:49,512 Make your last wish. 778 00:44:49,513 --> 00:44:51,911 I'm dying to stick my knife in your gut! 779 00:44:51,912 --> 00:44:54,448 - Am I interrupting? - Feel free, Corporal. 780 00:44:54,449 --> 00:44:57,119 Excuse me, Corporal. He's a rascal. 781 00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,551 Don't waste your time on him. 782 00:44:58,552 --> 00:45:02,388 No Corporal for you, Vince. Never mind my title today. 783 00:45:02,389 --> 00:45:04,560 - I'm here as a civilian. - Therefore... 784 00:45:04,561 --> 00:45:09,698 you can't arrest me if I finish off a rascal right here! 785 00:45:09,699 --> 00:45:13,668 But he has a tryst with me. I'm going to deal with him. 786 00:45:13,669 --> 00:45:15,705 What 's going on, Jack? 787 00:45:16,039 --> 00:45:19,136 - Chicó has proposed a "truel". - A "truel"? 788 00:45:19,137 --> 00:45:20,371 A three-way duel. 789 00:45:20,372 --> 00:45:23,011 Well, Chicó, with whom was your tryst? 790 00:45:23,012 --> 00:45:25,147 The tryst was with both... 791 00:45:25,148 --> 00:45:27,198 but only to give them a message from Rosinha. 792 00:45:27,199 --> 00:45:30,252 She said she loved the gifts you sent... 793 00:45:30,554 --> 00:45:34,285 and she'll wear the one from the winner of a duel. 794 00:45:35,659 --> 00:45:38,160 Maybe we ought to think it over. 795 00:45:38,161 --> 00:45:39,390 Are you afraid? 796 00:45:39,391 --> 00:45:42,531 I'm not afraid! Authorities are never afraid! 797 00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:44,228 Are you ready, Vince? 798 00:45:44,229 --> 00:45:46,464 Right now? No, man! 799 00:45:46,465 --> 00:45:48,767 - Ms. Rosinha will be scared. - What do you mean? 800 00:45:48,768 --> 00:45:51,840 She's dying to see a man riddled with bullets... 801 00:45:51,841 --> 00:45:54,510 with his guts pouring out! 802 00:45:54,511 --> 00:45:56,510 Oh, Lord! What now? 803 00:45:56,511 --> 00:45:58,776 - Chicó starts counting. - One... 804 00:45:58,777 --> 00:46:00,578 - They start walking. - Two... 805 00:46:00,579 --> 00:46:02,616 At "go", they turn and shoot at Chicó. 806 00:46:02,617 --> 00:46:05,985 - But he's unarmed! - Guns are for sissies! 807 00:46:05,986 --> 00:46:08,114 - Three! - Jesus! 808 00:46:08,926 --> 00:46:10,476 Go! 809 00:46:10,477 --> 00:46:12,993 - My Father Cicero! - My Virgin Mary! 810 00:46:12,994 --> 00:46:15,794 Go away, you rascals! 811 00:46:15,795 --> 00:46:17,196 Didn't I tell you? 812 00:46:17,197 --> 00:46:20,133 They'd better not play brave around me! 813 00:46:20,134 --> 00:46:22,728 There! They're gone! 814 00:46:26,810 --> 00:46:30,244 You'd better get ready to honor your promise. 815 00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:32,212 Your prayers have been heard. 816 00:46:32,213 --> 00:46:34,479 It 'll be easy. 817 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,645 I promised to love only you from then on. 818 00:46:47,631 --> 00:46:52,230 Major, I'm sorry to bother you. This is a friend of mine... 819 00:46:52,231 --> 00:46:53,633 from Serra Talhada. 820 00:46:53,634 --> 00:46:56,435 He's a candidate to court Rosinha. 821 00:46:56,436 --> 00:46:59,738 He must own land or have a college degree. 822 00:46:59,739 --> 00:47:01,877 He has both land and a degree. 823 00:47:01,878 --> 00:47:05,177 Why haven't you asked him in? 824 00:47:05,178 --> 00:47:06,512 Nice to meet you, Mr... 825 00:47:06,513 --> 00:47:08,244 - Chicó. - Chicó what? 826 00:47:08,819 --> 00:47:10,982 Francisco Antônio Ronaldo Ermenegildo de Aragão... 827 00:47:10,983 --> 00:47:12,554 Correia Vaz Pereira Góes. 828 00:47:12,555 --> 00:47:14,054 Chicó is just a nickname. 829 00:47:14,055 --> 00:47:16,753 No wonder, with such a name! 830 00:47:16,754 --> 00:47:18,555 What is your property called? 831 00:47:19,796 --> 00:47:22,730 - What property? - You see, he's got quite a few. 832 00:47:22,731 --> 00:47:25,665 Dr. Chicó, what about that farm in Serra Talhada? 833 00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:29,001 - Farm in Serra Talhada? - Farm in Serra Talhada! 834 00:47:29,002 --> 00:47:30,436 What a nice... 835 00:47:30,437 --> 00:47:32,337 simple name! 836 00:47:32,776 --> 00:47:36,075 Besides being a landowner, you've got a degree? 837 00:47:36,076 --> 00:47:38,680 He's a lawyer! Graduated in the capital. 838 00:47:38,681 --> 00:47:40,945 So you know all about laws. 839 00:47:40,946 --> 00:47:43,349 Not everything, really, no. 840 00:47:43,350 --> 00:47:47,084 - He's modest. - And you want to marry my daughter? 841 00:47:47,085 --> 00:47:49,123 Actually... 842 00:47:49,124 --> 00:47:52,889 He's so used to German that he forgets how to speak "Brazilian"! 843 00:47:53,931 --> 00:47:55,430 - Rosinha! - Yes? 844 00:47:55,431 --> 00:47:57,932 Come and meet a suitor. 845 00:47:57,933 --> 00:48:00,198 - A suitor? - He came as a candidate... 846 00:48:00,199 --> 00:48:02,433 ...but I've promoted him. - I like somebody else, father. 847 00:48:02,434 --> 00:48:03,701 Who let you? 848 00:48:03,702 --> 00:48:06,503 I didn't mean to, but now, I can't help it. 849 00:48:06,910 --> 00:48:09,574 - Who is he? - He's poor, but brave and honest. 850 00:48:09,575 --> 00:48:10,774 Mine wins! 851 00:48:10,775 --> 00:48:12,611 He's rich, schooled, and speaks German! 852 00:48:12,612 --> 00:48:14,947 - I can't tell my heart what to do! - But I can. 853 00:48:14,948 --> 00:48:17,181 You have one week to forget your boy! 854 00:48:17,182 --> 00:48:19,355 I'd rather die! 855 00:48:19,356 --> 00:48:21,619 But, if you insist... 856 00:48:21,620 --> 00:48:23,674 There. She's been tamed. 857 00:48:23,675 --> 00:48:26,311 - We'll get married next week. - So soon? 858 00:48:26,312 --> 00:48:28,796 I have to obey you, Father! 859 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,929 And I have to obey her. 860 00:48:31,930 --> 00:48:34,935 And the Major will obey his grandmother's wish... 861 00:48:34,936 --> 00:48:38,599 and give Rosinha this piggy bank as a wedding gift! 862 00:48:38,942 --> 00:48:41,291 - Good afternoon. - We're screwed! 863 00:48:41,292 --> 00:48:44,480 Speaking of a wedding, here's the priest! 864 00:48:44,481 --> 00:48:45,675 Whose wedding? 865 00:48:45,676 --> 00:48:47,977 I'd like you to meet my future son-in-law. 866 00:48:49,453 --> 00:48:51,487 - Chicó? - Do you know him? 867 00:48:51,488 --> 00:48:54,685 Everybody does. It 'll be the wedding of the year. 868 00:48:54,686 --> 00:48:57,359 - The church will be renovated. - It will? 869 00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,860 - Don't you think it needs it? - Certainly! 870 00:48:59,861 --> 00:49:03,397 The church is in such a shabby state! 871 00:49:03,398 --> 00:49:08,582 Major Moraes wouldn't want bits of it falling on the guests. 872 00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:11,869 - Absolutely not. - It needs roofing, painting. 873 00:49:11,870 --> 00:49:14,976 Slow down, Father. Congratulate Mr. Chicó, first. 874 00:49:14,977 --> 00:49:17,275 Congratulations! Repair the altar... 875 00:49:17,276 --> 00:49:20,416 polish the benches, get a new bell. 876 00:49:20,417 --> 00:49:23,535 I think two hundred crowns will do. 877 00:49:23,536 --> 00:49:25,780 Go ahead. Mr. Chicó will pay for it. 878 00:49:26,790 --> 00:49:30,489 - Two hundred crowns? - He's not used to little money. 879 00:49:30,490 --> 00:49:35,530 Two hundred! It 's what you gave your servant to run an errand! 880 00:49:35,531 --> 00:49:36,845 Pocket change. 881 00:49:36,846 --> 00:49:40,403 I'll lend it to you, to give the priest as an advance. 882 00:49:41,738 --> 00:49:44,655 To be on the safe side, let 's get it on paper. 883 00:49:44,656 --> 00:49:48,074 Go to town and get me a copy of the deed to Dr. Chicó's land... 884 00:49:48,075 --> 00:49:50,977 the farm of Serra Talhada... 885 00:49:50,978 --> 00:49:53,312 so we can use it as collateral for the loan. 886 00:49:53,313 --> 00:49:56,716 You sign this contract. I get the land... 887 00:49:56,717 --> 00:49:59,518 if the debt is not paid. 888 00:49:59,519 --> 00:50:01,370 Go on! What are you waiting for? 889 00:50:01,371 --> 00:50:03,823 Why the deed, Major? 890 00:50:03,824 --> 00:50:07,556 Dr. Chicó will prove a man's word is worth more than his fortune. 891 00:50:07,998 --> 00:50:10,464 He won't use land as collateral. 892 00:50:10,465 --> 00:50:13,281 Write it down: You will be paid within a week... 893 00:50:13,282 --> 00:50:16,837 or you can strip the skin off his back. 894 00:50:16,838 --> 00:50:20,034 Now, that 's a brave man! 895 00:50:21,311 --> 00:50:23,211 - Sign here. - I can't! 896 00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:27,711 He doesn't have his glasses. Just stamp your finger. 897 00:50:30,153 --> 00:50:32,283 You sign too, as a witness. 898 00:50:32,284 --> 00:50:36,348 - My, how important I am! - My, how dead I'll be! 899 00:50:36,660 --> 00:50:39,492 That 's how I like it. 900 00:50:39,493 --> 00:50:42,564 - My skin! I like it so much! - Stop your whining! 901 00:50:42,565 --> 00:50:45,200 - It 's my skin, and it 's all I have! - Exactly! 902 00:50:45,201 --> 00:50:48,863 - What else could I have offered? - Your tongue, so you'd shut up. 903 00:50:51,174 --> 00:50:54,040 Fifty for the parish, ten for the diocese. 904 00:50:54,041 --> 00:50:55,340 No way. 905 00:50:55,341 --> 00:50:59,040 Fifty for the diocese, ten for the parish. 906 00:50:59,783 --> 00:51:03,378 As the Lord's delegates, we must preach fairness. 907 00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,816 This isn't fair, Bishop. 908 00:51:05,817 --> 00:51:09,790 As the Lord's delegates, we preach fairness... 909 00:51:09,791 --> 00:51:11,359 and humility. 910 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,395 Fairness, humility... 911 00:51:14,396 --> 00:51:18,399 ...detachment from worldly goods. - Fairness, humility... 912 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,401 detachment from worldly goods... 913 00:51:20,402 --> 00:51:24,031 and obedience! So do as I say! 914 00:51:24,374 --> 00:51:25,468 I don't know, Chicó. 915 00:51:25,469 --> 00:51:28,143 No matter how hard I squeeze, I don't have a single idea! 916 00:51:28,144 --> 00:51:31,375 - It 's because you're hungry! - That 's not it. 917 00:51:31,376 --> 00:51:35,112 Hunger and trouble used to make me think faster! 918 00:51:35,113 --> 00:51:38,815 Where's Jack the Cricket, the sharpest mind of all... 919 00:51:38,816 --> 00:51:41,203 the smartest and boldest, even in his sleep? 920 00:51:41,204 --> 00:51:45,090 He's gone, Chicó. The well is dry. 921 00:51:45,091 --> 00:51:48,629 Not a single thought, not a spark of an idea. 922 00:51:48,630 --> 00:51:52,999 I'm surrounded by walls in a room without a door. 923 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,834 Skinny, poor, and, to top it off, stupid! 924 00:51:55,835 --> 00:51:57,736 The only way out is death! 925 00:52:00,477 --> 00:52:03,344 Farewell... Chicó! 926 00:52:03,980 --> 00:52:05,709 Never again... 927 00:52:06,683 --> 00:52:09,381 ...will I eat manioc! - No, this can't be! 928 00:52:09,382 --> 00:52:11,182 You can't die in the middle of this story! 929 00:52:11,183 --> 00:52:13,153 Okay! I'm all better! 930 00:52:13,154 --> 00:52:17,124 What a guy to die and come back from the dead! 931 00:52:17,125 --> 00:52:20,526 Don't you get it? I just came up with my great idea! 932 00:52:20,527 --> 00:52:23,530 Didn't you turn stupid and die because of it? 933 00:52:23,531 --> 00:52:27,135 If people died of stupidity, you'd be long gone. 934 00:52:27,136 --> 00:52:31,740 I stabbed this balloon full of blood that was under my shirt. 935 00:52:31,741 --> 00:52:34,876 I still haven't stopped shaking! 936 00:52:34,877 --> 00:52:36,376 That 's what you're going to do. 937 00:52:36,377 --> 00:52:39,312 You hide this bladder full of blood under your shirt... 938 00:52:39,313 --> 00:52:42,529 pretend you're dead, and then go off somewhere. 939 00:52:42,530 --> 00:52:46,418 Rosinha pretends she's mad with grief and goes to meet you. 940 00:52:46,419 --> 00:52:48,185 Who would want to kill me? 941 00:52:48,186 --> 00:52:51,489 A bandit. You die a hero, defending the town. 942 00:52:51,490 --> 00:52:53,859 I want no dealings with such people! 943 00:52:54,197 --> 00:52:57,266 I'll be the bandit, you idiot! 944 00:52:57,267 --> 00:53:00,233 I'll come in disguise! 945 00:53:00,234 --> 00:53:02,371 Aren't you too skinny for a bandit? 946 00:53:02,372 --> 00:53:04,497 In fear, no one will notice. 947 00:53:04,975 --> 00:53:08,241 - God, if I find a way out... - Don't promise anything. 948 00:53:08,242 --> 00:53:09,878 I always pay the price! 949 00:53:09,879 --> 00:53:12,244 So I'm in it all alone? 950 00:53:12,245 --> 00:53:15,446 Trust me. Start bragging around. 951 00:53:15,447 --> 00:53:19,488 Tomorrow you're going to face the king of bandits! 952 00:53:20,223 --> 00:53:23,317 It 's too slow around here! 953 00:53:24,361 --> 00:53:26,727 My hand is itching to hit someone! 954 00:53:26,728 --> 00:53:29,628 You scared away the town bullies just 3 days ago! 955 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,314 I'm dying to fight again. 956 00:53:32,315 --> 00:53:34,632 What fool would fight you? 957 00:53:34,633 --> 00:53:36,721 Bunch of sissies! 958 00:53:36,722 --> 00:53:38,435 I've thought of joining the police... 959 00:53:38,436 --> 00:53:40,272 so I could kill some bandits. 960 00:53:40,273 --> 00:53:42,242 Take it easy. 961 00:53:42,243 --> 00:53:45,313 - It 's a war out there. - That 's what I want. 962 00:53:45,314 --> 00:53:47,545 I want to hear the shots! 963 00:53:47,546 --> 00:53:50,119 The women screaming! 964 00:53:50,553 --> 00:53:53,647 Bullets flying through the air! 965 00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:00,661 It 's all over! The bandits are in town! 966 00:54:00,662 --> 00:54:03,281 - This will make my day! - What about the police? 967 00:54:03,282 --> 00:54:05,968 - They ran away! - They did? 968 00:54:05,969 --> 00:54:09,571 They heard that the bandits were coming from the church... 969 00:54:09,572 --> 00:54:12,233 and took the opposite direction! 970 00:54:12,575 --> 00:54:14,839 I just got a sudden urge to pray. 971 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,573 Watch out! It 's dangerous! 972 00:54:16,574 --> 00:54:18,875 I'll show them a thing or two! 973 00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:22,347 I'll leave my weapons! 974 00:54:22,348 --> 00:54:24,943 My teeth will do just fine. 975 00:54:32,662 --> 00:54:35,393 Your blessing, father. I'm here for a wedding. 976 00:54:35,394 --> 00:54:37,432 Where's the bride, son? 977 00:54:37,801 --> 00:54:39,666 Right here. 978 00:54:40,503 --> 00:54:42,937 You're going to marry death. 979 00:54:43,707 --> 00:54:45,334 Who's he? A canon? 980 00:54:45,642 --> 00:54:47,109 - A bishop. - Good. 981 00:54:47,977 --> 00:54:51,208 I've never killed one before. You'll be my first. 982 00:54:52,082 --> 00:54:55,415 Get up! I have no sympathy for your fits. 983 00:54:55,752 --> 00:54:58,185 Your Grace will excuse me... 984 00:54:58,186 --> 00:54:59,619 but I have to check your pockets. 985 00:54:59,620 --> 00:55:03,787 I apologize for my poverty. I can't help my friends out. 986 00:55:03,788 --> 00:55:08,025 Severino is poorer than you. He's got no one. 987 00:55:08,026 --> 00:55:10,793 Only this old gun. 988 00:55:14,104 --> 00:55:16,334 Fifty crowns! 989 00:55:16,335 --> 00:55:18,405 Could that be? 990 00:55:18,406 --> 00:55:21,672 Praying is a booming business around here! 991 00:55:21,673 --> 00:55:25,280 It was being put away to remodel the diocese. 992 00:55:25,281 --> 00:55:29,317 Maybe the church will also be renovated... 993 00:55:29,318 --> 00:55:31,886 and the father has something for his friend Severino. 994 00:55:31,887 --> 00:55:35,254 Yes, I won't deny it. Here you go, Mr. Severino. 995 00:55:35,255 --> 00:55:38,691 Five crowns. That 's all I have on me. 996 00:55:38,692 --> 00:55:41,560 Really? Is it possible? 997 00:55:41,561 --> 00:55:45,691 If a bishop had 5O, a priest should have 1O, at least. 998 00:55:47,504 --> 00:55:50,404 Look at that! Just like I said. 999 00:55:50,405 --> 00:55:52,288 Ten crowns! 1000 00:55:52,289 --> 00:55:55,809 I may even quit my robbery enterprise... 1001 00:55:55,810 --> 00:55:58,745 and get a job as a sacristan! 1002 00:56:03,079 --> 00:56:05,478 Whoever broke into the church... 1003 00:56:05,479 --> 00:56:07,514 come out, so I can trim your horns, cuckold! 1004 00:56:07,515 --> 00:56:09,415 You're going to face a real man! 1005 00:56:09,416 --> 00:56:11,783 I like to do things right... 1006 00:56:11,784 --> 00:56:13,888 from the inside out! 1007 00:56:13,889 --> 00:56:16,925 Those are two things I didn't know. 1008 00:56:19,228 --> 00:56:21,391 One: That I was a cuckold. 1009 00:56:21,392 --> 00:56:23,522 Two: That dead men could talk. 1010 00:56:24,801 --> 00:56:26,826 Oh, mother... 1011 00:56:27,970 --> 00:56:31,770 Were you challenging me, you foolish rogue? 1012 00:56:31,771 --> 00:56:35,776 - Me? Challenging you? - Answer me, instead of asking! 1013 00:56:36,512 --> 00:56:39,828 - Did you talk to me or not? - It was a mistake, sir. 1014 00:56:39,829 --> 00:56:43,249 Had it not been a mistake, I'd spare you for your bravery. 1015 00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:46,720 But, since it was, I'll kill you with the others! 1016 00:56:51,627 --> 00:56:53,618 - Excuse me. - Come on in. 1017 00:56:54,263 --> 00:56:56,393 My house is your house. 1018 00:56:56,394 --> 00:56:59,434 - And I'm all yours! - Show me your left hand. 1019 00:56:59,969 --> 00:57:02,436 - With pleasure. - Is that a wedding ring? 1020 00:57:02,437 --> 00:57:05,607 Yes. I married a wimp. 1021 00:57:05,608 --> 00:57:09,041 But I regret it. I like only brave men. 1022 00:57:09,812 --> 00:57:12,043 I'm ashamed of this one. 1023 00:57:12,044 --> 00:57:13,681 Ashamed? 1024 00:57:13,682 --> 00:57:16,615 You, a married woman, should be ashamed... 1025 00:57:16,616 --> 00:57:18,517 of offering yourself to another man. 1026 00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:22,148 Do you know what I usually do with such women? 1027 00:57:23,126 --> 00:57:24,423 No. 1028 00:57:25,828 --> 00:57:28,456 I mark them on the chin. 1029 00:57:29,298 --> 00:57:32,367 And is the bakery doing well? 1030 00:57:32,368 --> 00:57:33,901 No. I make very little. 1031 00:57:34,203 --> 00:57:36,603 There's nothing in here. Look around. 1032 00:57:36,604 --> 00:57:38,936 I trust you! 1033 00:57:38,937 --> 00:57:41,806 You left what you had in the safe at the bakery. 1034 00:57:41,807 --> 00:57:44,607 I took it all when I passed by. 1035 00:57:51,087 --> 00:57:53,216 One... 1036 00:57:53,217 --> 00:57:55,221 two... 1037 00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:56,891 three... 1038 00:57:56,892 --> 00:57:58,492 four... 1039 00:57:58,493 --> 00:58:00,223 five. 1040 00:58:00,224 --> 00:58:03,128 - Who's going first? - Ladies first! 1041 00:58:03,129 --> 00:58:05,530 No way! There's only one lady! 1042 00:58:05,531 --> 00:58:08,535 - It should be by age. - The oldest go first. 1043 00:58:08,536 --> 00:58:11,572 - The youngest go first. - Get ready to die! 1044 00:58:11,573 --> 00:58:16,076 - Severino of Aracaju has arrived! - Are there two of him? 1045 00:58:16,077 --> 00:58:19,309 - If he's you, who are you? - I'm me! 1046 00:58:19,310 --> 00:58:23,112 - But if you're you, who's he? - We'll find out soon enough. 1047 00:58:23,453 --> 00:58:25,582 Who is this donkey pole? 1048 00:58:25,583 --> 00:58:28,785 - Who? - You, saying you're me. 1049 00:58:28,786 --> 00:58:32,691 - No bother, I'm leaving! - Hold it right there... 1050 00:58:32,692 --> 00:58:34,210 you skinny little wimp! 1051 00:58:34,211 --> 00:58:37,264 - What 's going on? - It 's a mirage. You see two... 1052 00:58:37,265 --> 00:58:38,899 but there's only one! 1053 00:58:38,900 --> 00:58:41,097 Him! Excuse me. 1054 00:58:41,098 --> 00:58:44,604 - Hold it, scoundrel! - It 's late. I have things to do. 1055 00:58:44,605 --> 00:58:47,675 I bid you all farewell, and have a safe trip. 1056 00:58:47,676 --> 00:58:52,145 Not a chance! You'll stay and die with the others. 1057 00:58:52,146 --> 00:58:55,063 Let 's begin with the baker. 1058 00:58:55,064 --> 00:58:56,880 Let 's do it! 1059 00:58:56,881 --> 00:59:02,355 He'll have the honor of dying with his unfaithful wife. 1060 00:59:02,356 --> 00:59:06,826 Go outside. Severino doesn't kill anyone in a church. 1061 00:59:06,827 --> 00:59:09,160 I don't like to kill women... 1062 00:59:09,161 --> 00:59:11,996 ...but if I have to... - Let go off me. 1063 00:59:11,997 --> 00:59:15,636 I have more guts than most bastards around. 1064 00:59:15,637 --> 00:59:18,036 See? Hold on to me. 1065 00:59:18,037 --> 00:59:20,267 And, now, it 's the... 1066 00:59:22,745 --> 00:59:24,441 The Bishop's turn. 1067 00:59:24,442 --> 00:59:27,947 - Can't you take care of him first? - No, it 's your turn! 1068 00:59:27,948 --> 00:59:30,883 Okay, fine, you'll go together. 1069 00:59:30,884 --> 00:59:33,421 But he gets the first shot. 1070 00:59:34,190 --> 00:59:38,159 Be a man, Bishop! Set an example for the priest. 1071 00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:41,161 He's scared to death. Take them both! 1072 00:59:41,162 --> 00:59:43,425 It 's bad luck enough to kill 1, let alone 2 priests. 1073 00:59:44,934 --> 00:59:49,634 Don't chicken out! And the two of you, keep your legs steady! 1074 00:59:49,635 --> 00:59:53,300 What a shame! You take away all joy of killing! 1075 00:59:54,677 --> 00:59:58,044 Well, what are Your Lordship's names? 1076 00:59:59,815 --> 01:00:02,349 Mine is Chicó, if it pleases you. 1077 01:00:02,350 --> 01:00:04,581 My Lordship is named nothing! 1078 01:00:04,582 --> 01:00:06,985 Poor men have nothing but misery! 1079 01:00:08,691 --> 01:00:11,159 So, what is Your Miserability's name? 1080 01:00:11,460 --> 01:00:13,052 Jack the Cricket. 1081 01:00:13,529 --> 01:00:16,193 Very well. 1082 01:00:16,194 --> 01:00:19,530 It 's time for His Miserability, Jack the Cricket... 1083 01:00:19,531 --> 01:00:23,503 the most cowardly rascal I've ever had the honor to kill! 1084 01:00:23,806 --> 01:00:27,342 Hold it. I want to do you a favor before dying. 1085 01:00:27,343 --> 01:00:29,944 - What 's that? - Give you this harmonica. 1086 01:00:29,945 --> 01:00:31,776 A harmonica? 1087 01:00:31,777 --> 01:00:33,611 What do I need that for? 1088 01:00:33,612 --> 01:00:37,347 - Not ever die from guns shots! - What a lie! 1089 01:00:37,348 --> 01:00:40,235 I've heard of blessed bells that cure snakebite... 1090 01:00:40,236 --> 01:00:42,823 but a harmonica that heals wounds? 1091 01:00:42,824 --> 01:00:44,324 It does! 1092 01:00:44,325 --> 01:00:47,124 Father Cicero blessed it shortly before his death! 1093 01:00:47,125 --> 01:00:50,096 - I must see it to believe it. - Fine. 1094 01:00:50,533 --> 01:00:53,781 - Please, give me your dagger. - Watch it! 1095 01:00:53,782 --> 01:00:55,436 Don't worry. 1096 01:00:55,437 --> 01:00:58,337 If I try anything against you, shoot me. 1097 01:00:58,338 --> 01:01:01,103 Keep your gun on him. He's the kind I'm afraid of. 1098 01:01:01,744 --> 01:01:05,493 - What now? - I'll stab Chicó in the belly. 1099 01:01:05,494 --> 01:01:06,979 Not me! 1100 01:01:06,980 --> 01:01:08,881 Don't chicken out! 1101 01:01:08,882 --> 01:01:12,284 I'll play the harmonica, and you'll come back to life. 1102 01:01:12,285 --> 01:01:15,423 - The balloon! The balloon! - No, thank you, Jack! 1103 01:01:15,424 --> 01:01:18,289 I told you, I'll play the harmonica! 1104 01:01:18,290 --> 01:01:20,861 So you get stabbed and I'll play the harmonica! 1105 01:01:20,862 --> 01:01:24,499 Man, you know what? That 's enough talk. 1106 01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:26,397 Take this! 1107 01:01:27,536 --> 01:01:29,131 The balloon! 1108 01:01:29,132 --> 01:01:31,798 Drop dead, bastard! 1109 01:01:32,141 --> 01:01:34,805 - See the blood? - Yes. 1110 01:01:34,806 --> 01:01:38,879 I never doubted you'd stab him. 1111 01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:42,212 - I want to see you heal him. - I'll get to it! 1112 01:02:12,848 --> 01:02:17,751 Virgin Mary! Father Cicero must have blessed it! 1113 01:02:22,825 --> 01:02:25,455 - Don't you feel anything? - Not a thing. 1114 01:02:25,456 --> 01:02:27,128 - And before? - Before, when? 1115 01:02:27,129 --> 01:02:29,961 - Before he played it? - I was dead. 1116 01:02:29,962 --> 01:02:32,193 - Dead? - Absolutely. 1117 01:02:33,369 --> 01:02:35,903 I saw Our Lady and Father Cicero in heaven. 1118 01:02:35,904 --> 01:02:37,600 But how, in such a short time? 1119 01:02:37,601 --> 01:02:39,673 I don't know, but I did. 1120 01:02:39,674 --> 01:02:41,505 What did Father Cicero say? 1121 01:02:41,506 --> 01:02:42,856 He said... 1122 01:02:42,857 --> 01:02:48,612 "Give Severino this harmonica I blessed before I died. 1123 01:02:48,613 --> 01:02:50,701 He needs it more than you do." 1124 01:02:50,702 --> 01:02:52,353 My God! 1125 01:02:52,354 --> 01:02:54,618 Only Father Cicero would have said that! 1126 01:02:54,619 --> 01:02:56,954 With a harmonica that "unkills", I'll like killing! 1127 01:02:57,460 --> 01:02:59,623 Jack, give it to me. 1128 01:02:59,624 --> 01:03:01,195 If you let me and Chicó go. 1129 01:03:01,196 --> 01:03:02,391 I can't. 1130 01:03:02,392 --> 01:03:05,094 I killed the baker, his wife, the Bishop, and the priest. 1131 01:03:05,095 --> 01:03:07,297 They are waiting for you. 1132 01:03:07,298 --> 01:03:11,534 If I spare you, they'll haunt me, because I'll have been unfair. 1133 01:03:11,535 --> 01:03:14,973 I gave you the chance to meet Father Cicero! 1134 01:03:14,974 --> 01:03:17,010 Is this how you thank me? 1135 01:03:17,011 --> 01:03:19,945 Meet the Father? I was never so luck. 1136 01:03:19,946 --> 01:03:21,880 Now you can meet him. 1137 01:03:21,881 --> 01:03:24,451 - How? - Your man shoots you... 1138 01:03:24,452 --> 01:03:27,554 you visit Father Cicero, I play and you return! 1139 01:03:27,555 --> 01:03:31,090 - What if you don't play? - I wouldn't do that to you. 1140 01:03:31,091 --> 01:03:33,857 - I'll play, it 's a promise. - All right, but give it to him... 1141 01:03:33,858 --> 01:03:36,576 to be on the safe side. 1142 01:03:36,577 --> 01:03:39,397 - I get shot and go see the Father? - Yes. 1143 01:03:39,398 --> 01:03:41,561 - Right, Chicó? - Yes, absolutely! 1144 01:03:42,004 --> 01:03:45,506 He's right there, dressed in blue, surrounded by angels. 1145 01:03:45,507 --> 01:03:48,142 He said: "Tell Severino I want to see him!" 1146 01:03:48,143 --> 01:03:49,642 I'm going! 1147 01:03:49,643 --> 01:03:51,042 - Shoot! - But captain... 1148 01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:53,109 Shoot, I'm telling you! 1149 01:03:53,110 --> 01:03:55,845 Run off! The police are coming! 1150 01:03:55,846 --> 01:03:59,082 - Shoot! - Just do it, once and for all! 1151 01:03:59,083 --> 01:04:01,722 I don't like it, but if I must... 1152 01:04:01,723 --> 01:04:03,223 Wait! 1153 01:04:03,626 --> 01:04:07,084 - Don't forget the harmonica. - Don't worry, captain! 1154 01:04:09,298 --> 01:04:10,822 So shoot! 1155 01:04:14,036 --> 01:04:16,561 The police are coming! 1156 01:04:21,577 --> 01:04:24,944 - Captain? - Leave him a little longer! 1157 01:04:25,948 --> 01:04:28,246 Come on, captain! 1158 01:04:28,247 --> 01:04:29,715 Captain! 1159 01:04:30,553 --> 01:04:34,752 Damn you! You killed the captain, didn't you? 1160 01:04:34,753 --> 01:04:36,916 Do you want some killing? 1161 01:04:37,359 --> 01:04:39,452 Take this, bunch of monkeys! 1162 01:04:41,664 --> 01:04:44,631 - Come on, Jack! - I'm taking the money with me! 1163 01:04:44,632 --> 01:04:46,716 Run, Jack! 1164 01:04:46,717 --> 01:04:50,863 Bastard! For once in my life, I'll enjoy killing someone! 1165 01:05:05,955 --> 01:05:07,616 Jack! 1166 01:05:09,058 --> 01:05:11,925 Jack! Jack! Are you going to die? 1167 01:05:12,862 --> 01:05:14,227 I think I am, Chicó. 1168 01:05:16,398 --> 01:05:17,956 Things are blurry. 1169 01:05:18,534 --> 01:05:21,366 Poor Jack's going to die. 1170 01:05:21,367 --> 01:05:23,903 Quit the whining, Chicó. 1171 01:05:23,904 --> 01:05:26,754 You've seen a man die before. 1172 01:05:26,755 --> 01:05:30,040 The only thing I regret is not getting the money... 1173 01:05:30,041 --> 01:05:33,080 I'd get when you marry Rosinha. 1174 01:05:41,590 --> 01:05:43,753 Jack... 1175 01:05:43,754 --> 01:05:45,927 Jack! 1176 01:05:45,928 --> 01:05:47,657 Jack! 1177 01:05:47,658 --> 01:05:50,755 Jack! 1178 01:05:52,468 --> 01:05:54,459 Oh, God! 1179 01:05:55,371 --> 01:05:58,340 Poor Jack the Cricket 's dead! 1180 01:05:59,775 --> 01:06:03,677 What a bastard, to die like this! 1181 01:06:06,048 --> 01:06:08,279 What am I going to do without Jack? 1182 01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:11,444 What am I going to do without Jack? 1183 01:06:12,154 --> 01:06:14,213 Jack! Jack! 1184 01:06:17,826 --> 01:06:20,124 There's no undoing this. 1185 01:06:21,697 --> 01:06:24,188 Jack the Cricket is dead. 1186 01:06:37,613 --> 01:06:41,174 The world's smartest Cricket is gone. 1187 01:06:44,386 --> 01:06:46,877 He fulfilled his fate... 1188 01:06:47,389 --> 01:06:50,891 met the irreparable doom... 1189 01:06:50,892 --> 01:06:55,057 which marks our strange destiny on this Earth... 1190 01:06:55,058 --> 01:06:58,064 the unexplainable fact... 1191 01:06:58,065 --> 01:07:02,501 which puts all living things in one flock of condemned creatures... 1192 01:07:03,305 --> 01:07:05,671 because all that lives... 1193 01:07:07,109 --> 01:07:08,974 shall die. 1194 01:07:23,926 --> 01:07:29,745 Hail, Mary 1195 01:07:29,746 --> 01:07:35,234 Hail, hail 1196 01:07:35,235 --> 01:07:40,689 Hail, Mary 1197 01:07:40,690 --> 01:07:46,364 Make your penitence 1198 01:07:46,365 --> 01:07:51,078 For all your sins 1199 01:07:51,487 --> 01:07:56,924 And tell Our Lady 1200 01:07:56,925 --> 01:08:02,896 To came and embrace you 1201 01:08:04,033 --> 01:08:06,399 Jack, you rotten bastard! 1202 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,766 I don't believe it! 1203 01:08:08,767 --> 01:08:11,371 Not even here you get off my back? 1204 01:08:11,372 --> 01:08:14,137 I've looked around, but I haven't seen Father Cicero. 1205 01:08:14,138 --> 01:08:18,110 - He's got many people to see! - You're right. 1206 01:08:18,111 --> 01:08:20,376 - It 's crowded in here! - And there are more coming. 1207 01:08:20,377 --> 01:08:23,144 Look at the four you dispatched. 1208 01:08:25,954 --> 01:08:29,152 There must be a special place for the clergy. 1209 01:08:29,153 --> 01:08:32,057 By the way, why aren't you down there? 1210 01:08:32,058 --> 01:08:36,129 - I'm dead, like you. - I'm no man to die! 1211 01:08:36,130 --> 01:08:39,462 - Remember the harmonica? - I do. 1212 01:08:39,902 --> 01:08:44,635 Why doesn't my man play it, so I can go back? 1213 01:08:44,636 --> 01:08:46,369 Old fool! 1214 01:08:46,370 --> 01:08:48,706 Do you think a harmonica can make you live? 1215 01:08:48,707 --> 01:08:50,991 Watch your mouth or I kill you! 1216 01:08:50,992 --> 01:08:53,479 How? I'm already dead! 1217 01:08:56,151 --> 01:09:00,384 He's not the only one! I'll kill anyone who laughs! 1218 01:09:00,385 --> 01:09:04,857 - We meant no offense. - But you didn't die alone. 1219 01:09:04,858 --> 01:09:07,792 - We've all died. - As Chicó used to say... 1220 01:09:07,793 --> 01:09:11,627 "we fulfilled our fates and met the irreparable doom." 1221 01:09:11,967 --> 01:09:14,799 - Where's Chicó? - He escaped. 1222 01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:17,803 He's alive, the rascal! Hell of a guy! 1223 01:09:17,804 --> 01:09:20,705 - He was the only one! - As he used to say... 1224 01:09:20,706 --> 01:09:24,440 It 's the first time I hear the dead quote the living! 1225 01:09:24,441 --> 01:09:26,946 You'll pay me for this harmonica trick, you bastard! 1226 01:09:26,947 --> 01:09:28,998 Bastard my butt! 1227 01:09:28,999 --> 01:09:31,782 I'm already dead! I won't listen to this! 1228 01:09:31,783 --> 01:09:34,050 There's no rich or poor, brave or cowardly. 1229 01:09:34,051 --> 01:09:36,353 We're all equals before God... 1230 01:09:36,354 --> 01:09:38,358 Or the devil! 1231 01:09:41,997 --> 01:09:44,830 Why are you all so surprised? 1232 01:09:47,769 --> 01:09:49,532 The door! 1233 01:09:50,906 --> 01:09:54,942 Am I a monster, by any chance? 1234 01:09:54,943 --> 01:09:59,844 Not at all! Your elegance impresses us! 1235 01:10:00,149 --> 01:10:03,931 - You look like a movie star. - Do you think so? 1236 01:10:03,932 --> 01:10:06,053 - I do. - Then I do too. 1237 01:10:06,054 --> 01:10:10,388 Has anyone ever told you you're much nicer in person? 1238 01:10:10,389 --> 01:10:14,427 And I don't usually like people at first glance. 1239 01:10:14,428 --> 01:10:18,660 See? The devil isn't as ugly as they say. 1240 01:10:20,969 --> 01:10:24,268 Okay, but this smell of sulfur... 1241 01:10:26,074 --> 01:10:29,176 Is my smell bothering you? 1242 01:10:29,177 --> 01:10:31,260 Oh, no, no. 1243 01:10:31,261 --> 01:10:33,295 It 's quite nice! 1244 01:10:33,296 --> 01:10:35,940 I'm about to faint because of the smell! 1245 01:10:36,618 --> 01:10:40,502 Watch it! Be respectful. 1246 01:10:40,503 --> 01:10:41,936 Please! 1247 01:10:41,937 --> 01:10:44,822 - We mean no disrespect! - I'll let it pass for this time. 1248 01:10:44,823 --> 01:10:47,675 You should thank God the devil's a nice guy. 1249 01:10:47,676 --> 01:10:49,059 - If I were him... - lf I were him... 1250 01:10:49,060 --> 01:10:53,624 I'd wash real hard to get rid of this stench! 1251 01:10:55,771 --> 01:10:59,272 You're going to pay for everything you did! 1252 01:10:59,273 --> 01:11:00,924 I love a tough man! 1253 01:11:00,925 --> 01:11:04,206 I'm going to send you all to hell! 1254 01:11:06,548 --> 01:11:08,516 We're screwed! 1255 01:11:10,118 --> 01:11:12,084 See what you've done? 1256 01:11:12,085 --> 01:11:14,519 I wanted him to show us his true face! 1257 01:11:17,893 --> 01:11:20,885 Now, we know who we're talking to! 1258 01:11:22,564 --> 01:11:25,965 I'm sending you all to the eternal fire... 1259 01:11:25,966 --> 01:11:28,730 to suffer with me! 1260 01:11:29,238 --> 01:11:32,036 You think we'll go, just because you said so? 1261 01:11:32,037 --> 01:11:36,600 That 's right, and there's no way out! 1262 01:11:45,721 --> 01:11:48,885 What a hell of court is this, with no right to an appeal? 1263 01:11:48,886 --> 01:11:51,559 A person has to be heard... 1264 01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:56,163 ...before he's convicted! - Nonsense, foolishness! 1265 01:11:56,164 --> 01:11:57,961 It may be so... 1266 01:11:57,962 --> 01:12:00,162 but I appeal to the Mighty One! 1267 01:12:00,163 --> 01:12:03,238 Help me, My Lord Jesus Christ! 1268 01:12:21,356 --> 01:12:23,824 Who is it? Emmanuel? 1269 01:12:24,192 --> 01:12:28,392 Yes, it 's Emmanuel, the Lion of Judah, the son of David. 1270 01:12:28,393 --> 01:12:31,989 Come all, for you shall be tried. 1271 01:12:36,938 --> 01:12:39,872 I mean no disrespect to such an important person... 1272 01:12:39,873 --> 01:12:43,173 but that guy just called you Emmanuel. 1273 01:12:43,174 --> 01:12:45,846 That 's right, Jack. That 's one of my names. 1274 01:12:45,847 --> 01:12:48,982 But you can also call me Jesus, Lord, God. 1275 01:12:48,983 --> 01:12:51,782 Hold on a minute! Are you Jesus? 1276 01:12:51,783 --> 01:12:53,099 Yes, why? 1277 01:12:53,100 --> 01:12:56,554 Because... No disrespect... 1278 01:12:56,555 --> 01:12:59,626 but I didn't think you'd be so brown! 1279 01:12:59,627 --> 01:13:01,857 - Hush! - You hush. 1280 01:13:01,858 --> 01:13:05,397 You were more astounded than him, but didn't show it... 1281 01:13:05,398 --> 01:13:07,129 out of worldly arrogance. 1282 01:13:07,130 --> 01:13:10,433 - The time of falsehood is over. - Well said! 1283 01:13:10,434 --> 01:13:13,574 The color may not be the best, but you're very good with words! 1284 01:13:13,575 --> 01:13:15,973 Thank you, Jack. 1285 01:13:15,974 --> 01:13:19,945 But you yourself are prejudiced towards race. 1286 01:13:19,946 --> 01:13:24,178 I came like this on purpose. I knew I'd get a reaction. 1287 01:13:24,753 --> 01:13:28,418 And you, quit imitating my looks! 1288 01:13:28,419 --> 01:13:32,171 You know you're not equal to God. 1289 01:13:32,172 --> 01:13:34,353 Big deal! 1290 01:13:35,630 --> 01:13:38,727 - Face me. - I'm fine the way I am. 1291 01:13:38,728 --> 01:13:42,100 As you wish. Make your report... 1292 01:13:42,101 --> 01:13:44,570 starting with the Bishop. 1293 01:13:44,906 --> 01:13:50,444 Simony. He approved the funeral of a bitch in Latin... 1294 01:13:50,445 --> 01:13:53,062 because the owner paid him 1OO crowns. 1295 01:13:53,063 --> 01:13:56,116 - Is that forbidden? - I don't know... 1296 01:13:56,418 --> 01:13:59,548 but you thought it was... 1297 01:13:59,549 --> 01:14:02,987 and then, suddenly, you changed your mind. 1298 01:14:02,988 --> 01:14:04,456 And there's more! 1299 01:14:05,460 --> 01:14:09,429 Deceit. Disdain towards the poor. 1300 01:14:09,430 --> 01:14:11,812 Submission to the powerful! 1301 01:14:11,813 --> 01:14:15,699 And all of the above can go for the priest! 1302 01:14:15,700 --> 01:14:19,570 But I didn't falsely quote canonic law, like he did. 1303 01:14:19,571 --> 01:14:24,307 But you are being unsympathetic towards him! 1304 01:14:24,308 --> 01:14:27,414 Will my deeds here count? 1305 01:14:27,415 --> 01:14:31,113 No, the devil is just confused. 1306 01:14:31,114 --> 01:14:33,236 - What about the baker? - He and his wife... 1307 01:14:33,237 --> 01:14:36,654 ...were the worst masters in town. - It 's a lie! 1308 01:14:36,655 --> 01:14:39,759 No, it isn't! It 's true! I was sick... 1309 01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:44,763 "For 3 days without a single glass of water." I know, Jack. 1310 01:14:44,770 --> 01:14:49,809 Everybody's heard this story several times. 1311 01:14:49,886 --> 01:14:52,550 But I couldn't take it! 1312 01:14:52,551 --> 01:14:55,521 Steak for the bitch, starvation for Jack? 1313 01:14:55,522 --> 01:14:58,390 - It was too much! - The husband, a tightwad. 1314 01:14:58,391 --> 01:15:00,658 The wife, an adulteress. 1315 01:15:00,659 --> 01:15:05,480 If you place it on a scale, they were both terrible. 1316 01:15:05,481 --> 01:15:08,765 - Accuse Severino. - Do I have to? 1317 01:15:09,539 --> 01:15:12,006 He killed more than 3O people! 1318 01:15:12,007 --> 01:15:14,907 This devil is everything I've always hated... 1319 01:15:14,908 --> 01:15:17,536 a DA, a sacristan, a dog, and a policeman. 1320 01:15:17,914 --> 01:15:19,982 You're being funny, now... 1321 01:15:19,983 --> 01:15:24,867 but Emmanuel is fair. Things look good for me, not for you. 1322 01:15:24,868 --> 01:15:30,085 That 's true. Things look bad. The charges are serious. 1323 01:15:30,693 --> 01:15:33,323 What amuses me the most... 1324 01:15:33,324 --> 01:15:37,422 is seeing this coward shaking with fear. 1325 01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:42,533 I can't help it! If I could stop shaking, I'd defend myself! 1326 01:15:42,534 --> 01:15:44,706 Stop! 1327 01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:47,673 What a relief! I was getting tired. 1328 01:15:47,674 --> 01:15:50,345 - What was that? - One of the devil's tricks. 1329 01:15:50,346 --> 01:15:53,279 He likes playing games. 1330 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:56,063 It could only have been that mischief-maker! 1331 01:15:56,064 --> 01:15:58,686 What do you say in your defense? 1332 01:15:58,687 --> 01:16:03,055 I know you're clever, but you know you've been accused. 1333 01:16:03,056 --> 01:16:05,958 Actually, I haven't been accused of anything! 1334 01:16:05,959 --> 01:16:08,062 - No? - No, he hasn't! 1335 01:16:08,063 --> 01:16:11,165 He made such a fuss that I forgot to accuse him. 1336 01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:14,293 But I'll get you now, you rascal. 1337 01:16:14,771 --> 01:16:18,537 He plotted the bitch's funeral... 1338 01:16:18,975 --> 01:16:21,944 inciting simony. 1339 01:16:22,745 --> 01:16:28,378 He encouraged Chicó to be with a married woman... 1340 01:16:28,379 --> 01:16:33,251 inciting concupiscence. 1341 01:16:33,252 --> 01:16:36,587 He devised Severino's death... 1342 01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:41,728 premeditated murder! 1343 01:16:44,033 --> 01:16:48,401 Jack, it seems you overdid it. 1344 01:16:48,402 --> 01:16:51,337 His case is hopeless... 1345 01:16:52,775 --> 01:16:55,276 so I'll take him first. 1346 01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:57,175 I haven't given up! 1347 01:16:57,176 --> 01:16:59,397 I may go, but not that easily! 1348 01:16:59,398 --> 01:17:02,449 - I will appeal! - To whom, Jack? 1349 01:17:02,450 --> 01:17:06,683 Even the Lord said the charges are serious. 1350 01:17:06,684 --> 01:17:08,620 Wait. 1351 01:17:09,125 --> 01:17:12,627 - To whom will you appeal? - To someone closer to us. 1352 01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:15,095 - Someone who watches us. - A saint? 1353 01:17:15,096 --> 01:17:19,362 I may look stupid, but I'm not. I have a higher card. 1354 01:17:19,669 --> 01:17:20,831 Who's that? 1355 01:17:20,832 --> 01:17:23,454 "Our Lady, save us all Hear us when we call 1356 01:17:23,455 --> 01:17:25,702 Milk from the gentle cow From the stubborn, not now 1357 01:17:25,703 --> 01:17:28,208 The gentle one has calmed down The stubborn one put her foot down 1358 01:17:28,209 --> 01:17:30,575 I was once a brand new boat The finest ship afloat 1359 01:17:30,576 --> 01:17:32,809 I've been a boy and man I haven't been a woman yet 1360 01:17:32,810 --> 01:17:36,009 Aid me Our Lady Mother of God of Nazareth!" 1361 01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:52,530 Here comes the Compassionate. 1362 01:17:52,531 --> 01:17:55,035 Women meddle in everything! 1363 01:17:55,471 --> 01:17:58,737 You did call me, didn't you, Jack? 1364 01:17:58,738 --> 01:18:03,006 - Did my verse anger you? - No, Jack. 1365 01:18:03,007 --> 01:18:05,146 Why would I be? 1366 01:18:05,147 --> 01:18:08,012 They were funny, and that is good. 1367 01:18:08,785 --> 01:18:11,516 It 's the devil who likes gloom. 1368 01:18:11,517 --> 01:18:14,887 - I object! - I know you do, but I'm sorry. 1369 01:18:14,888 --> 01:18:16,923 I can't go against My Mother. 1370 01:18:16,924 --> 01:18:20,427 I just love her habit of saving everyone! 1371 01:18:20,428 --> 01:18:22,395 It demoralizes everything. 1372 01:18:22,396 --> 01:18:25,162 - That 's because you had no mother! - That 's right! 1373 01:18:25,163 --> 01:18:28,032 Such a mean fellow must 've come from an incubator! 1374 01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:30,802 Why did you call me? 1375 01:18:30,803 --> 01:18:33,537 This son of an incubator wants to take us to hell. 1376 01:18:33,538 --> 01:18:35,508 I had to appeal to you. 1377 01:18:36,279 --> 01:18:37,940 I'll see what I can do. 1378 01:18:39,982 --> 01:18:43,298 I plea for these poor souls... 1379 01:18:43,299 --> 01:18:45,649 for they have no one. 1380 01:18:46,556 --> 01:18:47,920 Don't condemn them. 1381 01:18:47,921 --> 01:18:51,121 - I appeal to justice! - And I, to mercy. 1382 01:18:51,122 --> 01:18:55,527 We must consider the poor and sad condition of man. 1383 01:18:55,528 --> 01:18:58,700 It all starts with fear. 1384 01:18:58,701 --> 01:19:02,532 Because of it, men commit evil deeds, almost unwittingly. 1385 01:19:03,506 --> 01:19:06,907 - It 's fear. - What do they fear? 1386 01:19:07,844 --> 01:19:09,675 They fear many things... 1387 01:19:10,980 --> 01:19:12,709 suffering... 1388 01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:16,079 loneliness... 1389 01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:20,417 and, above all, they fear death. 1390 01:19:21,124 --> 01:19:24,355 And you tell me that? 1391 01:19:24,356 --> 01:19:27,395 I, who died alone, abandoned... 1392 01:19:29,966 --> 01:19:32,664 even by My Father. 1393 01:19:32,665 --> 01:19:36,000 Don't forget the night you spent in the garden... 1394 01:19:36,372 --> 01:19:39,307 the fear you underwent. 1395 01:19:39,742 --> 01:19:41,676 Poor man! 1396 01:19:42,011 --> 01:19:45,946 Made of flesh and blood, like any other man. 1397 01:19:45,947 --> 01:19:51,682 Like all men, you were left alone to die and to suffer. 1398 01:19:51,683 --> 01:19:57,089 Everybody fears death, but that doesn't make them righteous. 1399 01:19:57,090 --> 01:20:02,494 How did this fear make the baker and his wife better people? 1400 01:20:02,495 --> 01:20:06,966 Fear of death alone does not redeem sins. 1401 01:20:06,967 --> 01:20:10,163 But it may, at the time of death. 1402 01:20:11,073 --> 01:20:17,137 In the Hail Mary, I am asked to pray for men when they die. 1403 01:20:18,281 --> 01:20:20,146 I do. 1404 01:20:21,050 --> 01:20:24,018 And I look unto them at this hour. 1405 01:20:24,019 --> 01:20:27,453 Often, it is when they die... 1406 01:20:27,454 --> 01:20:31,823 that they finally find what they'd been looking for all their lives. 1407 01:20:32,595 --> 01:20:35,326 That 's what happened to Eurico and Dora... 1408 01:20:35,327 --> 01:20:38,059 when they were about to be shot. 1409 01:20:43,406 --> 01:20:46,975 Stand here. I'll shoot from the church. 1410 01:20:46,976 --> 01:20:48,738 You'll have time for a Hail Mary. 1411 01:20:48,739 --> 01:20:52,508 I'll pray too, and she'll hear us. 1412 01:20:54,283 --> 01:20:57,719 We always think we can live a little longer. 1413 01:21:00,656 --> 01:21:02,988 I like living... 1414 01:21:04,093 --> 01:21:08,723 but I've always asked myself if I wanted to live longer than you. 1415 01:21:10,266 --> 01:21:12,733 Now, I know. 1416 01:21:12,734 --> 01:21:15,668 I couldn't stand to see you die. 1417 01:21:18,808 --> 01:21:22,403 - I want to die first, Eurico! - Oh, Dora! 1418 01:21:24,146 --> 01:21:26,137 Why did you cheat on me all this time? 1419 01:21:29,785 --> 01:21:32,685 That was the reason... 1420 01:21:32,686 --> 01:21:36,605 It was like killing you in my heart little by little. 1421 01:21:36,606 --> 01:21:40,719 I was so afraid of losing you, I wanted it to happen slowly! 1422 01:21:41,364 --> 01:21:45,630 Don't worry. Now, we'll be together forever. 1423 01:21:47,837 --> 01:21:51,102 Hey, mister, we have one last wish. 1424 01:21:55,044 --> 01:21:58,113 - We want to die together. - Good, it 'll save me a bullet... 1425 01:21:58,114 --> 01:22:00,148 but it 's one less for my record. 1426 01:22:08,925 --> 01:22:11,690 I claim, in their favor... 1427 01:22:11,691 --> 01:22:14,729 the husband's forgiveness at the time of their death... 1428 01:22:15,264 --> 01:22:18,825 when he put his arms around her, so they could die together. 1429 01:22:21,304 --> 01:22:26,105 He was the greatest victim of her actions... 1430 01:22:26,106 --> 01:22:29,109 and, yet, he prayed for her. 1431 01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:33,715 I note your plea. What about the Bishop and the priest? 1432 01:22:33,716 --> 01:22:37,081 They also had their revelation at the time of death. 1433 01:22:41,357 --> 01:22:43,825 It 's bad luck to kill a priest. 1434 01:22:44,127 --> 01:22:47,510 - Especially for the priest! - Before I shoot... 1435 01:22:47,511 --> 01:22:49,996 I want your absolution. 1436 01:22:49,997 --> 01:22:54,636 To be forgiven, you must repent first... 1437 01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:56,253 and you can't kill us. 1438 01:22:56,254 --> 01:22:59,933 - I'll repent later! - Then go repent in hell! 1439 01:23:00,276 --> 01:23:04,841 Even if I go to hell, I have to obey the captain. 1440 01:23:04,842 --> 01:23:07,628 We can't deny absolution. 1441 01:23:07,629 --> 01:23:10,847 We can't bless a killer... 1442 01:23:10,848 --> 01:23:13,049 especially ours! 1443 01:23:13,050 --> 01:23:15,853 We're priests, Your Grace. 1444 01:23:15,854 --> 01:23:21,021 Our mission is to save souls, even if we can't save our own. 1445 01:23:22,932 --> 01:23:27,801 Remember Jesus' plea for His executioners! 1446 01:23:27,802 --> 01:23:32,373 Forgive them, Father! 1447 01:23:32,374 --> 01:23:35,501 They don't know what they're doing! 1448 01:23:55,557 --> 01:23:57,354 My God... 1449 01:23:58,067 --> 01:24:00,365 why have you abandoned us? 1450 01:24:04,006 --> 01:24:06,940 They followed your example... 1451 01:24:06,941 --> 01:24:09,909 ...and forgave their killers. - It 's always like that! 1452 01:24:09,910 --> 01:24:13,243 Everyone's good after they're dead! 1453 01:24:14,183 --> 01:24:17,685 - As for Severino... - Leave him to me. 1454 01:24:17,686 --> 01:24:20,788 He was redeemed by his parents' death. 1455 01:24:20,789 --> 01:24:24,883 When he was 8, he faced the beast that lives in every man. 1456 01:24:37,373 --> 01:24:39,840 I wasn't killed by chance... 1457 01:24:39,841 --> 01:24:42,026 and spent my life challenging death. 1458 01:24:42,027 --> 01:24:45,612 He went crazy when the police killed his family. 1459 01:24:45,613 --> 01:24:49,014 He was not responsible for his actions. 1460 01:24:49,015 --> 01:24:52,265 - He's saved. - This is an outrage, and I... 1461 01:24:52,266 --> 01:24:55,423 You object, I know. 1462 01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:59,060 But your objection is overruled. You don't understand a thing... 1463 01:24:59,061 --> 01:25:01,152 about God's ways. 1464 01:25:02,265 --> 01:25:03,714 Severino is saved. 1465 01:25:03,715 --> 01:25:07,666 He was a mere instrument of God's wrath. 1466 01:25:07,667 --> 01:25:11,035 Severino, my son, you can go that way. 1467 01:25:18,981 --> 01:25:20,915 What about us? 1468 01:25:22,518 --> 01:25:27,437 Make up your mind! This anxiety is worse than anything! 1469 01:25:27,438 --> 01:25:30,822 Don't say that. You don't know what it 's like down there. 1470 01:25:30,823 --> 01:25:33,759 Any anxiety is better than that. 1471 01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:38,800 But I can't wait here forever! 1472 01:25:40,436 --> 01:25:44,065 After all, what 'll the sentence be? 1473 01:25:47,343 --> 01:25:48,674 Excuse me, Lord. 1474 01:25:49,278 --> 01:25:51,610 - May I say something? - Yes, Jack. 1475 01:25:51,611 --> 01:25:55,206 Are there four vacancies in purgatory? 1476 01:25:55,551 --> 01:25:58,213 - Yes. - So put these four in there! 1477 01:25:58,587 --> 01:26:00,683 What do you say, Mother? 1478 01:26:00,684 --> 01:26:03,971 I'd be very pleased. 1479 01:26:03,972 --> 01:26:06,459 It 's granted. 1480 01:26:07,363 --> 01:26:10,025 The four of you may go. 1481 01:26:10,967 --> 01:26:12,731 There's no hope! 1482 01:26:12,732 --> 01:26:15,133 It 's always like that when a woman rules over a man! 1483 01:26:15,134 --> 01:26:17,001 Your turn, Jack the Cricket. 1484 01:26:17,002 --> 01:26:19,921 I'll make a point of sending this one to hell! 1485 01:26:19,922 --> 01:26:22,773 You're so smart... 1486 01:26:22,774 --> 01:26:24,743 what do you have to say for yourself? 1487 01:26:24,744 --> 01:26:27,280 - Nothing. - What do you mean? 1488 01:26:27,281 --> 01:26:30,649 - Now is the time for truth. - That 's the problem. 1489 01:26:30,650 --> 01:26:34,382 - I'm better skilled with lies. - I'm glad you admit it! 1490 01:26:37,193 --> 01:26:40,993 - You lied to survive, Jack. - But I enjoyed it. 1491 01:26:40,994 --> 01:26:43,294 I learned to enjoy tricking those people! 1492 01:26:43,295 --> 01:26:44,662 You were exploited! 1493 01:26:44,663 --> 01:26:47,701 Cleverness is a poor man's courage! 1494 01:26:47,702 --> 01:26:51,502 It was your only weapon against your heartless masters! 1495 01:26:51,503 --> 01:26:55,705 I thank you. But I know I was no saint. 1496 01:26:55,706 --> 01:27:00,578 He's playing dumb to get her sympathy. 1497 01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:03,316 I'm such a rotten apple that he could be right. 1498 01:27:03,317 --> 01:27:04,885 No! Don't give in! 1499 01:27:04,886 --> 01:27:07,581 He's the father of all lies! He's trying to confuse you! 1500 01:27:08,190 --> 01:27:13,025 The truth is I was no saint, nor did I have a heroic death. 1501 01:27:13,829 --> 01:27:16,898 He was poor like us, my son. 1502 01:27:16,899 --> 01:27:21,834 He had to endure difficulties in a poor, dry land, like ours. 1503 01:27:21,835 --> 01:27:24,770 He's struggled since he was a boy. 1504 01:27:24,771 --> 01:27:27,307 He had no childhood. 1505 01:27:27,308 --> 01:27:31,278 He got used to little bread and a lot of sweat. 1506 01:27:32,748 --> 01:27:35,749 In the drought, he'd eat plants... 1507 01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:38,411 and drank cactus water. 1508 01:27:39,446 --> 01:27:41,573 He starved. 1509 01:27:42,438 --> 01:27:45,498 When he couldn't bear it, he prayed. 1510 01:27:46,362 --> 01:27:50,662 When prayers were no good, he'd join the migrants... 1511 01:27:50,663 --> 01:27:53,267 who headed to the coast in search of survival. 1512 01:27:53,268 --> 01:27:55,064 He was humiliated. 1513 01:27:56,205 --> 01:27:57,934 Defeated. 1514 01:27:58,841 --> 01:28:00,866 Homesick. 1515 01:28:02,178 --> 01:28:06,776 Whenever he heard news of rain, he would go back... 1516 01:28:06,777 --> 01:28:08,747 in hopes again... 1517 01:28:08,748 --> 01:28:12,651 as if hope was a plant that grows in the rain. 1518 01:28:13,155 --> 01:28:16,455 At the very sight of his hometown, he felt grateful... 1519 01:28:16,456 --> 01:28:18,823 for being a poor... 1520 01:28:18,824 --> 01:28:21,692 dry land man, but a brave and a believer. 1521 01:28:23,532 --> 01:28:26,194 I ask you, simply, do not condemn him. 1522 01:28:27,770 --> 01:28:30,169 It 's a hard decision. 1523 01:28:30,170 --> 01:28:34,368 I realize what he's been through, but there's a limit. 1524 01:28:34,944 --> 01:28:37,606 I am afraid I can't save him. 1525 01:28:38,814 --> 01:28:42,011 Then, give him another chance, my son. 1526 01:28:42,451 --> 01:28:44,885 - How? - Let Jack go back. 1527 01:28:46,388 --> 01:28:48,948 - Would that make you happy? - Plenty! 1528 01:28:49,391 --> 01:28:52,623 It 's even better! I'll be more careful and, next time I die... 1529 01:28:52,624 --> 01:28:55,341 I'll skip purgatory, to baffle the devil! 1530 01:28:55,342 --> 01:28:58,465 - So, are you pleased, Jack? - I am... 1531 01:28:58,466 --> 01:29:01,536 but this son of an incubator will be mad! 1532 01:29:13,249 --> 01:29:15,316 What was that? 1533 01:29:15,317 --> 01:29:18,386 In his anger, he looked at you and saw me. 1534 01:29:20,256 --> 01:29:24,489 - So, am I free to return? - Yes, Jack. God be with you. 1535 01:29:24,490 --> 01:29:28,258 God and Our Lady, who came to my rescue. 1536 01:29:28,259 --> 01:29:30,093 So long... 1537 01:29:30,799 --> 01:29:32,765 great lawyer and advocate. 1538 01:29:32,766 --> 01:29:35,633 Don't give up on me. I want to straighten up... 1539 01:29:35,634 --> 01:29:38,866 ...but you know the flesh is weak! - So long, Jack. 1540 01:29:41,143 --> 01:29:42,838 Thank you, Lord. 1541 01:29:44,313 --> 01:29:46,977 - So long! - So long, Jack. 1542 01:29:46,978 --> 01:29:49,048 - Jack! - Yes, Lord? 1543 01:29:49,049 --> 01:29:51,745 Behave yourself. 1544 01:29:52,521 --> 01:29:54,785 Yes, My Lord. 1545 01:29:54,786 --> 01:29:59,325 Mother, if you go on interfering in everyone's favor... 1546 01:29:59,326 --> 01:30:02,525 hell's going to be like a government agency... 1547 01:30:02,526 --> 01:30:05,031 it exists, but it doesn't work. 1548 01:30:19,982 --> 01:30:23,500 There's Chicó burying the dead guy. 1549 01:30:23,501 --> 01:30:26,249 What am I doing up here? 1550 01:30:26,250 --> 01:30:29,688 What am I doing down there? 1551 01:30:37,333 --> 01:30:41,736 To think Jack couldn't even be buried in the cemetery. 1552 01:30:42,071 --> 01:30:46,135 He's worse off than the baker's bitch! 1553 01:30:46,136 --> 01:30:50,373 Lord's Prayer, Our Lady, hail, Mary, look at this repentant soul! 1554 01:30:50,374 --> 01:30:52,310 God! It 's Jack. 1555 01:30:53,816 --> 01:30:57,481 Jack, tell me what thou want! 1556 01:30:57,482 --> 01:31:01,217 Art thou in Heaven, hell, or purgatory? 1557 01:31:01,218 --> 01:31:04,487 Look at him, talking to the dead. 1558 01:31:04,488 --> 01:31:08,494 "Jack, tell me where thou art..." 1559 01:31:08,495 --> 01:31:11,122 Shame on you, Chicó! I'm alive. 1560 01:31:11,567 --> 01:31:15,698 It 's an evil ghost, the kind that says it 's alive! 1561 01:31:15,699 --> 01:31:18,772 Get up, it 's me! I'm alive! 1562 01:31:18,773 --> 01:31:21,240 - Is it possible? - Well, here I am. 1563 01:31:21,241 --> 01:31:24,107 - I don't believe it! - Then, look! 1564 01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:31,682 What 's wrong? Isn't seeing believing? 1565 01:31:31,683 --> 01:31:33,551 You weren't supposed to show me! 1566 01:31:33,552 --> 01:31:35,285 What now, Chicó? 1567 01:31:35,286 --> 01:31:38,055 I won't believe it, you won't show me! 1568 01:31:38,056 --> 01:31:40,925 What about our partnership, our old friendship? 1569 01:31:40,926 --> 01:31:42,861 - Are they finished? - They're already over! 1570 01:31:42,862 --> 01:31:45,730 I won't be partners with a dead man! 1571 01:31:45,731 --> 01:31:47,699 But I am alive! 1572 01:31:48,103 --> 01:31:50,731 See for yourself. Touch my arm. 1573 01:31:51,073 --> 01:31:53,064 Be brave, man, touch it! 1574 01:32:00,582 --> 01:32:02,447 It 's true, Jack! 1575 01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:06,750 - How was that? - I don't know. 1576 01:32:06,751 --> 01:32:08,287 I think the bullet just nicked me. 1577 01:32:08,288 --> 01:32:11,954 Things went black and now I am here. 1578 01:32:11,955 --> 01:32:14,826 - Damn good news! - I've got some bad news. 1579 01:32:14,827 --> 01:32:17,160 - What? - I lost the money I had. 1580 01:32:17,733 --> 01:32:19,064 Don't worry! 1581 01:32:19,065 --> 01:32:20,830 I took it from you before the burial. 1582 01:32:20,831 --> 01:32:24,219 Scoundrel! Cried for me but never forgot the money. 1583 01:32:24,220 --> 01:32:27,774 That 's right. The money was there, you were dead... 1584 01:32:27,775 --> 01:32:29,139 so I decided to keep it. 1585 01:32:29,140 --> 01:32:32,111 Well done. I would do the same. 1586 01:32:32,681 --> 01:32:36,082 - So, we're rich. - Filthy rich. 1587 01:32:36,083 --> 01:32:39,484 I got money from the priest, the Bishop, and Severino. 1588 01:32:39,485 --> 01:32:41,819 - Let 's buy the bakery! - Good idea! 1589 01:32:41,820 --> 01:32:43,153 "Miramar Bakery. 1590 01:32:43,154 --> 01:32:45,455 Cricket & Chicó Inc." 1591 01:32:45,456 --> 01:32:47,791 - How does it sound? - Beautiful! 1592 01:32:48,230 --> 01:32:51,996 Oh, God and Our Lady! Stupid, stupid, stupid! 1593 01:32:51,997 --> 01:32:54,033 What is it? You're the stupid one! 1594 01:32:54,034 --> 01:32:57,104 That 's right, I am! The stupidest guy on Earth! 1595 01:32:57,105 --> 01:33:00,539 - Oh, my God! - What 's up? 1596 01:33:00,540 --> 01:33:04,271 Poor us! We were rich a minute ago! Now, we're poor again! 1597 01:33:04,813 --> 01:33:08,442 - Don't tell me you lost the money! - No, it 's right here. 1598 01:33:08,951 --> 01:33:10,951 Oh, my God! 1599 01:33:10,952 --> 01:33:15,522 - And why are you moaning? - I thought you were dead. 1600 01:33:15,523 --> 01:33:16,887 So? 1601 01:33:16,888 --> 01:33:21,377 So I promised all the money to Our Lady, if you lived. 1602 01:33:21,378 --> 01:33:24,864 Oh, my God! Oh, Our Lady! 1603 01:33:24,865 --> 01:33:26,933 Oh, my God! Oh, Our Lady! 1604 01:33:26,934 --> 01:33:30,003 How could you make such a promise? 1605 01:33:30,004 --> 01:33:34,141 How could I know you'd live? You're so hard to kill! 1606 01:33:34,142 --> 01:33:36,541 Damned promise! 1607 01:33:36,542 --> 01:33:40,208 - What a stupid promise! - It 's too late now! 1608 01:33:40,209 --> 01:33:43,614 - Didn't you promise just half? - No, I promised it all. 1609 01:33:44,052 --> 01:33:46,485 Damned promise! 1610 01:33:46,486 --> 01:33:48,470 What a stupid promise! 1611 01:33:48,471 --> 01:33:51,423 Quit whining over and over! 1612 01:33:51,424 --> 01:33:53,656 Let 's just pay what we owe! 1613 01:33:53,657 --> 01:33:55,779 Not "we". You go! 1614 01:33:55,780 --> 01:33:57,932 I made no promise and half the money is mine! 1615 01:33:57,933 --> 01:34:01,001 But it was mine, as I was your only heir. 1616 01:34:01,002 --> 01:34:03,570 I don't care! I didn't promise anything! 1617 01:34:03,571 --> 01:34:08,405 Then it 's up to you! I'm going to do what I have to do. 1618 01:34:20,477 --> 01:34:22,206 Chicó! 1619 01:34:23,107 --> 01:34:25,371 - What? - Wait. I'm coming with you. 1620 01:34:26,323 --> 01:34:27,950 Yes. 1621 01:34:30,648 --> 01:34:33,047 You convinced me. 1622 01:34:33,048 --> 01:34:35,049 There was no one to convince me. 1623 01:34:35,050 --> 01:34:37,152 With a different saint, we could've worked something out. 1624 01:34:37,153 --> 01:34:40,188 But a promise to Our Lady... 1625 01:34:40,189 --> 01:34:41,987 Maybe that 's why I lived. 1626 01:34:41,988 --> 01:34:44,790 - So, you'll give the money? - Yes. 1627 01:34:44,791 --> 01:34:46,886 In person. 1628 01:34:47,431 --> 01:34:48,981 Oh, God and Our Lady! 1629 01:34:48,982 --> 01:34:50,931 You sound as a scratched record! 1630 01:34:50,932 --> 01:34:53,935 With this whole mess, I forgot the Major's money! 1631 01:34:53,936 --> 01:34:56,004 You promise too much money! 1632 01:34:56,005 --> 01:34:58,107 You made me do it! 1633 01:34:58,108 --> 01:35:01,789 And gave my skin as collateral! 1634 01:35:01,790 --> 01:35:04,176 Oh, Virgin Mary! 1635 01:35:04,177 --> 01:35:06,562 And now all the money goes to the saint! 1636 01:35:06,563 --> 01:35:10,381 - Let 's make it half? - No way. You said all of it. 1637 01:35:12,223 --> 01:35:15,715 Damn promise! What a stupid promise! 1638 01:35:16,026 --> 01:35:19,758 Quit beating around the bush. You have the money or not? 1639 01:35:19,759 --> 01:35:21,644 I do! 1640 01:35:21,645 --> 01:35:23,323 I mean, I did! 1641 01:35:24,168 --> 01:35:26,702 I'll let you prove you're a man and you like my daughter. 1642 01:35:26,703 --> 01:35:29,371 Will you marry her and honor our deal... 1643 01:35:29,372 --> 01:35:32,941 or would you rather call the whole thing off? 1644 01:35:32,942 --> 01:35:35,671 He won't call it off! He loves me! 1645 01:35:37,081 --> 01:35:40,482 - Take your pick, boy. - You can set the date, father. 1646 01:35:40,784 --> 01:35:44,311 - I haven't picked yet. - I trust you. 1647 01:35:44,788 --> 01:35:48,273 - We'll be married tomorrow. - That 's when I'll skin your back! 1648 01:35:48,274 --> 01:35:51,326 You know what? I'd love to marry you, Rosinha... 1649 01:35:51,327 --> 01:35:54,463 but the truth is that I'm a coward. 1650 01:35:54,464 --> 01:35:57,229 - That I knew! - You do? How? 1651 01:35:57,230 --> 01:35:59,165 I found out long ago. 1652 01:35:59,166 --> 01:36:02,636 But it was too late, I was dying to marry you! 1653 01:36:02,637 --> 01:36:05,307 - Who says I have the guts? - The pig. 1654 01:36:05,308 --> 01:36:07,510 - The pig? - The piggy bank! 1655 01:36:07,511 --> 01:36:12,446 - What piggy bank? - Rosinha's wedding present! 1656 01:36:12,447 --> 01:36:14,212 What 's it got to do with my skin? 1657 01:36:14,213 --> 01:36:18,287 We get married, you get the pig, and pay your debt! 1658 01:36:18,288 --> 01:36:22,951 Chicó, you found a mate for love, and I, for my wits! 1659 01:36:40,144 --> 01:36:43,078 If you want to call it off, I'll take her home. 1660 01:36:43,079 --> 01:36:46,446 Not for all the skin on my body, Major! 1661 01:36:46,447 --> 01:36:50,987 - Let alone a little strip. - I'll make a belt with it. 1662 01:36:51,522 --> 01:36:53,955 You may not be brave... 1663 01:36:53,956 --> 01:36:56,407 but you sure fake it well! 1664 01:36:56,408 --> 01:37:00,224 It 's the pig giving me courage. 1665 01:37:02,566 --> 01:37:06,602 - Don't forget, half is mine! - What a hell of a money is this? 1666 01:37:06,603 --> 01:37:08,434 It 's age-old money! 1667 01:37:08,435 --> 01:37:12,440 Jesus Christ! This money is out of circulation! 1668 01:37:12,441 --> 01:37:16,343 - It isn't worth a cent today. - I should've known! 1669 01:37:16,344 --> 01:37:20,247 The coins have been here for over 5O years! 1670 01:37:20,248 --> 01:37:23,515 - I'm so stupid! Stupid! - I'm even more stupid. 1671 01:37:23,516 --> 01:37:27,286 I'm tired of this little "rich and poor" game! 1672 01:37:27,287 --> 01:37:31,725 And I'm tired of not knowing whether I'll lose my skin or not! 1673 01:37:32,896 --> 01:37:36,330 I know you're having fun, but it 's time to honor our agreement. 1674 01:37:36,331 --> 01:37:39,029 - It 's early. - Don't worry. 1675 01:37:39,030 --> 01:37:41,968 The knife is sharp. 1676 01:37:41,969 --> 01:37:44,336 Is there anesthesia? 1677 01:37:44,337 --> 01:37:45,965 Hold it, father! 1678 01:37:46,443 --> 01:37:50,946 - What was the agreement? - 2OO crowns or a strip of skin. 1679 01:37:50,947 --> 01:37:55,381 - 2OO crowns or his skin? - Yes. 1680 01:37:55,753 --> 01:37:58,804 - His skin? - Yes, his skin! 1681 01:37:58,805 --> 01:38:00,956 - Just skin? - You think it 's nothing? 1682 01:38:00,957 --> 01:38:03,254 It is something, but not that much. 1683 01:38:03,255 --> 01:38:04,884 It 's just a strip. 1684 01:38:07,297 --> 01:38:10,528 Only skin, not a drip of blood. It wasn't in the deal. 1685 01:38:10,901 --> 01:38:14,903 - What? - The contract says skin. 1686 01:38:14,904 --> 01:38:18,372 - There's no mention of blood. - I hadn't thought of that. 1687 01:38:18,373 --> 01:38:21,909 It 's either skin off, with no bloodshed, or nothing. 1688 01:38:21,910 --> 01:38:24,811 I should cut your throat, rascal! 1689 01:38:24,812 --> 01:38:28,647 But I won't do it! The worst punishment for her... 1690 01:38:28,648 --> 01:38:32,085 is to be married to someone like you! 1691 01:38:32,086 --> 01:38:33,784 A coward, a sissy... 1692 01:38:33,785 --> 01:38:36,325 ...a rascal! - You're being kind! 1693 01:38:37,327 --> 01:38:40,924 Get lost! You and your generations to come! 1694 01:38:40,925 --> 01:38:44,128 It will be a cold day in hell... 1695 01:38:44,129 --> 01:38:49,194 before I leave you a penny, Rosinha! 1696 01:38:49,907 --> 01:38:51,569 We're all broke again! 1697 01:38:51,570 --> 01:38:54,142 Again? It 's my first time, actually. 1698 01:38:54,143 --> 01:38:56,942 Yes, dear, "some" gold digger, you are the opposite of money. 1699 01:38:56,943 --> 01:38:59,278 I wonder if this isn't for the best. 1700 01:38:59,279 --> 01:39:02,013 If I got rich, I might end up like the baker. 1701 01:39:02,014 --> 01:39:04,282 Plus, we're used to poverty. 1702 01:39:04,283 --> 01:39:07,687 - I'm getting hungry as hell. - Here's a piece of our cake! 1703 01:39:07,688 --> 01:39:10,851 You are a quick learner in poverty, Rosinha! 1704 01:39:11,462 --> 01:39:15,278 Please, help me. I'm starving. 1705 01:39:15,279 --> 01:39:18,425 Forgive us, but we're all starving, too. 1706 01:39:18,836 --> 01:39:21,066 Take this, sir. 1707 01:39:21,472 --> 01:39:24,439 - And may God be with you. - May He be with you. 1708 01:39:24,440 --> 01:39:27,075 You gave him almost everything. 1709 01:39:27,076 --> 01:39:28,907 He's also God's creature. 1710 01:39:28,908 --> 01:39:31,710 Sometimes, Jesus comes in disguise... 1711 01:39:31,711 --> 01:39:33,315 to test our kindness. 1712 01:39:33,316 --> 01:39:35,715 That could be, but that one wasn't Him. 1713 01:39:35,716 --> 01:39:40,451 - How do you know? - Jesus? As black as that guy? 1714 01:39:40,452 --> 01:39:44,058 Why not? I met a man who met Jesus. 1715 01:39:44,059 --> 01:39:46,754 - Where, Chicó? - In Heaven. 1716 01:39:49,233 --> 01:39:52,268 He said there are huge processions there. 1717 01:39:52,269 --> 01:39:56,068 He said Jesus was on His throne, surrounded by angels... 1718 01:39:56,069 --> 01:39:57,401 like in paintings. 1719 01:39:57,760 --> 01:40:00,992 He said Paradise is near Bahia, that 's why Christ is dusky. 1720 01:40:00,994 --> 01:40:03,602 How could he tell you that, if he was dead? 1721 01:40:04,181 --> 01:40:06,206 I don't know, but so it was! 1722 01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:29,000 CAPTIONS BY VIDEOLAR 126245