All language subtitles for 1983 And The Ship Sails On

AND THE SHIP SAILS ON

They tell me: "Do the news,
tell what happens!"

And who the hell knows
what happens?

Whoever might have accidentally
wandered onto Pier Number 10

one July morning of 1914 would
have seen that...

I must hand over the ashes
of Edmea Tetua

Mr. Partexano!

Permission to bring the ashes
of Edmea Tetua aboard

- Permission granted.
- On the broadside!

- What are you doing, Monica?
- It's very hot, Mommy!

Wait for it to cool!

Even if my husband agreed,
it doesn't mean anything

My husband is a great artist.
But don't get mad, darling...

he's simply a child
in business matters

I wouldn't say so. However, I'm
here to defend your interests

That's not true! You didn't act
on his behalf in that contract!

And I'll tell you why.
First:

advertising. It's not
to his advantage

Change the soprano, she's more
prominent than my husband

Charity or not, I won't appear
before a stupid bunch of kids

I'm Ricotin, a sophisticated
comic!

Children are not my audience!

- Intellectuals appreciate me!
- That's what you think, darling!

Your last reviews
were disastrous

- Gilbert the French critic...
- Comply with your contract!

You're here to advertise my
film, nothing else!

Well, the Hindus around
Bombay say,

even though I don't know
if it's true or not,

that if you look a tiger
straight in the eye

- She won't attack you.
- Is that possible, Sir Reginald?

- What?
- I asked if it's easy to do

No, quite the contrary.
It's the hardest thing on earth

especially if the tiger
looks at you

straight in the eye

Where are all these beautiful
people going?

How is it that we see them all
together aboard this

- Fabulous...
- Excuse me for cutting in,

but here you're in
the waiters' way

Could you please go into that
corner, for example?

- I see.
- Thanks, that's kind of you

I'm grateful. Excuse me

As I was saying, where are all
these characters going?

They represent, as it were,
the highest

values in the fascinating world
of show business, of the arts

Now I'll tell you who they are

The talented superintendent
of La Scala in Milan

his illustrious colleague
of the Rome opera

the one involved in the scandal
of cats, of rats

And that one is
his second wife,

the former singer Rumena.
The one with her back turned

is his first wife's daughter

His secretary, a medium with
amazing visions

and by the window, the legendary
conductor Von Rupert

the child prodigy, slightly more
child than prodigy,

holding on as always to his
terrible mother's skirts

Out there is a seagull, it beats
its wings like a conductor

- In the style of...
- My work as a chronicler is hard

due to the amount and accuracy of
the information I must provide

Now let's see... oh yes

The famous tenorAureliano
Fuciletto

That would be the bearded one
feeding the seagull

- Do you want it? I'll eat it!
- How witty

The two superintendents of the
Vienna opera, born in Warsaw

Ah, a toast, thank you!

The feared columnist,
Brenda Hilton

How are you, Ziloev?

He is the deepest bass
in the world

The mezzo Valegnani and the
ever so nice Ines Ruffo Salitin

The singing masters Rubetti.
And finally, she

who after the death of Tetua
became a well-loved queen

among today's voices:
Ildebranda Cuffari

- What's your name, sir?
- David Fizmaier.

- What do you do?
- I'm a conductor

- Ah, an orchestra conductor?
- Precisely

Thank you. And the lady?

- She's a famous dancer!
- I see

- And what's her name?
- What do you mean? Svetlana!

- Everyone knows her!
- Thanks

Oh, it came in!

I didn't know it could fly
inside!

It's obvious that it's
a domestic seagull!

Go to the tool room,
have them bring a ladder!

- Partexano! The net!
- What?

The net, in my cabin!

It never happened! Excuse me!
It was a stupid incident

I'm really...

- I'm scared.
- Don't be afraid, they'll catch it

Without a doubt, they will!

Take it there and be on guard

By the way,
who's going upstairs?

- Be quick!
- Captain, let us try

They will only frighten
it more.

That's right, the net!

Watch the chandeliers!

And the bird was free

to look for its birdcage

- Do I know you, sir?
- I wanted to interview you

- Then talk to my secretary.
- O.K., later then

- Come on, go out. Through here.
- Have they caught it?

Go out. Fly away.
Bye, beautiful!

Close the window! Tomorrow I'll
change my table

Captain, the seagull has left,
sending regards

- It didn't like the menu.
- He should change his table

- The feather fell on your neck!
- Get it off!

- Please, get it off!
- Don't get excited, my dear

- But Ildebranda, it brings luck.
- I don't see anything

The bird wanted to pay its
respects to you. Here we are!

I don't want to see it!

- Maestro!
- One, two...

A 5-meter-high equestrian
monument!

It was his dream! And now that
he's got it

he cannot see it, poor Papa!

Long live our prince!

I'm a journalist, I must
interview the Grand Duke, please

The noble person we've awaited is
the Grand Duke of Herzog

How old is he?

Judging by his political ability,
I think about eight

He is followed by his sister Herimia,
the blind princess

who lost her sight while still
a child. Have you noticed?

She walks at the side of
the Premier so confidently!

She doesn't want compassion

and she doesn't want help,
as if she could see!

Consomme Vichyssoise, turtle
soup.

Yesterday's excellent cream soup,
can we have it today too?

That was vegetable soup

Yes, it was vegetable soup

Do you want to know why they're
making this trip?

It's a funeral. You'll ask,
"What do you mean, a funeral?"

Yes, ladies and gentlemen,
a funeral

All these famous characters are
here to follow a funeral

It was her expressed wish,
in her last will and testament

"Cremation and dispersion of my
ashes when the sun rises

"around the island where
I was born."

That's the island of Erimo,
where Edmea Tetua was born

and where her soul wishes
to return

Edmea Tetua, the greatest singer
of all time!

A vocal miracle! The voice
of a goddess!

Light blue

Light blue and white.
Ultramarine blue

Light blue, ultramarine blue

Emerald green. Green.
Light blue

Music makes her see
a rainbow

White, white, white

My sister says that each note
has its own color

The scientists of Sotierre say
some people have this power

by which they have a chromatic
view of sounds

Excuse me for interfering,

but I don't think that anyone
can prove such a thing

Anybody can say he sees colors

Mr. Kuntz, it's obvious that not
everyone can have

such a sensitive soul!

I wouldn't dare to doubt it!

I'm just saying that it's almost
impossible to prove

Once when I was ill,
all faces were green to me

But we can all perceive
the colors of music

And not only music. Voices are
colored too

You say my voice is Grey! But
is it always Grey?

Not always. When you are worried

your voice becomes rusty

Brownish red. But the police
chief's voice

is always the same color.
Yellowish, matte, not clear!

And what color is the voice of
our general?

I'd like to hear it, General

This is my voice. I'm unable
to sing with it

Strange!

I see no color.
A voice without color,

like a void, an absence

A void as head of the
Armed Forces is troubling!

Here, her ashes are all here

For this small casket,

so small, and yet so large,

friends and fans from around
the whole world

chartered the most luxurious liner,

commanded by the fearless
captain

born in indomitable Genoa

Spezia! Spezia!

Spezia! Born in indomitable
Spezia,

Captain Leonardo De Robertis

It's the other way round,
Roberto De Leonardis

- What did I say?
- Roberto De Leonardis!

Right. And he shall lead us
to the island of Erimo

so that all of us can solemnly
perform

the funeral rites,

spreading the...

Sir Reginald!

Excuse me

Sir Reginald! Sir Reginald!

Excuse me, just a couple
of questions

Is it true that you were the one
who asked our divine singer

to make her debut in London?

- Of course. Please excuse me.
- Thanks

Look Rudi, he's looking
for her

This is the second wheel, should
the one in the main deck fail

This is the mechanism used to
maneuver, without the other one

- And when do you use this one?
- For emergency cases, as I said

- And what is down there?
- Please follow me

He's an Egyptian. They say he was
our great artist's lover

He owns all the railways
in his country

It seems his penis is enormous,
violet colored

That's something I heard,
of course

Ah, here he is!
He hasn't found her

There are strange rumors about
our baron and his gentle wife

Did you see it too?
Really upset

Upset and longing, what?

That F wasn't right, didn't
you hear it was off-key?

What do you mean, off-key? It was
perfect, didn't you hear?

That way it doesn't fall. If you
remove a single drop of water

- It becomes a different note!
- This way it doesn't fall

but you, being tone deaf, go on
with your pa, pa pa

You rise instead
of going down.

How marvelous! It looks as if it
were painted!

Oh, look, Lisa! Look! The moon!

The sun, and the moon, together!

The overture of Barber of Seville
gives me goose pimples!

And that's Andromeda, and that
small star on the right

near Orion was discovered
only 50 years ago

Correct, Sir Reginald. You're
giving a lesson in astronomy!

That star is known
as Cauda Pavonis

Its blue silver, see? But now
it's emerald

and now bright orange

And do you know who discovered
it? A well-known surgeon

who was an amateur astronomer

Guess what his name was?
Reginald!

Besides the myth of a great
singer, she was a sensitive girl,

very lonely. One felt one had
to help her,

but maybe you're interested in
a few events in Edmea's life?

The lady is her cousin, why
don't you ask her?

Yes, I could have sung

- Captain!
- Mr. Orlando

- How are you, Reverend?
- What a view!

- On one side the cold moon.
- Good evening

- Divine!
- On the other the sun's heat

Absolutely beautiful. Between
light and darkness, and

fire and ice, there you are,
Ildebranda

- How poetic.
- Can I accompany you?

- It's too humid here!
- Thirty years have gone by

I haven't seen her since then

I don't remember anything. Sorry,
we were children

Thank you, madame. Anyhow,
you've told me something

When there is a moon, he says that
nightwatch makes him nervous

Hi! Who knows you, dear friend?

But I have to write
about you

and that one there, for example,
that fatso waving at me

Who knows him? My job is a bit
ludicrous, isn't it?

- She never read the contracts.
- Is there a place for me?

Nor signed them.

Whateverwas practical
offended her deeply

But we're creatures of habit,
we are on it, all of us

And yet she knew her
contractual rights

better than any attorneys

Before going into the theatre,
he once told me:

"Couldn't you remove my name
from the billboard?"

No, I think she was conscious of
her personal charm

Whoever came near her was
conquered!

It might seem that way. But she
was terribly insecure

She was terrified of strangers

But you should stop
telling stories about this girl

At least as a sign of respect.
Excuse me, which girl?

She may have been intimidating,
but she didn't scare me!

- You say she was aggressive?
- She threw things at people

- Didn't she throw things?
- Aurelia no!

Actually, I never had problems

- I'd like a glass of red wine.
- Of course, sir

- But Lambrusco, mind you!
- Lambrusco

She was the perfect partner,
she liked me a lot

and this made our collaboration
ideal

She always said I was the best,
the best Italian tenor

True! Tetua always said so:

to sing with Sabatino Lepori is
glorious!

At my house, she wept before a
small painting

"It makes me cry, madame" she said
with her eyes full of tears

And you, haven't you anything
to tell?

The most extraordinary fact
of those we have heard

was that in the last act of
La Traviata she was feverish

She fully identified with
Violetta's character

Mommy, did you love Tetua?

Not one of your best
evenings, was it?

I caught him leaving the cabin

I thought he had an air of
satisfaction. Was it worth it?

Answer me, Violet

I'll go to sleep right
away tonight. I'm so tired

Well? I want to know everything,
every detail

Did you spot him on the dock?

- Be nice, Reginald I'm sleepy!
- Oh, did you go too far?

He came to repair the light,
it did not work properly

You can do better than that, Violet!

You know I'm afraid of the dark!

You whore! You're amazing. Say it
with your little voice

"Yes, Reginald, I'm a great
whore!"

I won't stand for it!

- I can't bear it!
- Yes!

- Give me that stupid bear!
- No! Anything but him!

- Crazy bitch!
- Give it to me!

Why? Why do you treat me like
that?

Yes, I've earned it. Do it,
do anything you like!

You have needs...

you're a queen,

my child, my boss

Please, Violet, do it

always, do it like this, more

more

"A vocal phenomenon"

"A divine voice." "A hundred
singers in one"

So many definitions,
so many words

They've written so many stories
about you

But no one said who you really
were

Your favorite flower.
You'll never be without it

No one ever discovered your
secret, my love

I'm the only one who knows
who you really are.

You're a child who came from
the sea

Remember the poem I wrote
for you?

"Born from the sea,
like a goddess"

Who is it?

Who is it?

Your Highness,
I'm a journalist

- Excuse me!
- Good night

- Thank you.
- Oh, of course

Count Bassano. A romantic guy

Very romantic

For years now, he always
brought her a very rare flower:

"Rubens Pistila." You've seen it
in his cabin, haven't you?

But I deny

that he was ever in love
with her

Perhaps he's in love with her,
since her death

An ambiguous guy! Really
ambiguous!

Under the pretense of setting up
a museum

he managed to have them
keep him for years!

Excuse me,

These are notes

that I have been jotting down

for one of my newspapers: "I
write, I tell...

"Well, what do I want to tell
about?

"A sea voyage?

"A voyage through life, but it
is not told

"It is made"

Trivial, isn't it? Has this been
said already?

And better?

But everything has already been
said and done!

We're in the famous and smoky
boiler room

What is it?

This is the large boiler,
it never goes out

How many hours do they work
in here?

They are used to it

Captain, sir, we all have a
small favor to ask

- What did you say?
- Ask Madam Cuffari to sing!

Scream louder!

- We want to hear Cuffari sing!
- Are you crazy?

This is a crazy request!

- Friends, don't, on your life!
- Sing something, beautiful lady!

Bravo, bravo!

Bravo, bravo!

The keeper is a Turk.
He loves the big beast

- What did he say? Who
understood? -What a stink...

He says since he came
aboard he has had nothing to eat!

He needs to get some fresh air!

- How can you heal it?
- Who will stroll it on deck?

The other day you said the
beast was lovesick

- What name have you given it?
- See how humiliated it is!

Don't you ever wash, boy?

- You're having a bad time, eh?
- We made it go down

All animals on board suffer due
to the pitch and roll

Even when they're not with
their cage mates

- Pardon me.
- What?

- You have to take her out.
- Just a moment! I'll take her!

I was saying that this little
man was taken aboard in Genoa

We're taking him to Amsterdam

These pachyderms are always
a handful on board

Remember, Mr. Partexano, when
we took an elephant in?

No

- Do you?
- I wouldn't know.

Yes! No! The "City of Brescia".

A small rodent had the bad idea
of visiting the elephant

The beast, terrified, broke
his chains

and threw two sailors
into the sea

Even here we have rats?

Rats, dear madam,
are inevitable guests

They love sailing on the sea

Yes? He's in love. And that's the
effect it has on it?

- Love is debilitating.
- What are you saying?

When I'm in love I feel stronger,
get fatter, become twice as big

Love is healthy!

Who's this girl?

He's in love

On the guard

And now...

Daydreaming during the watch!
You're nuts!

Who is it? Help!

Let me go, you're hurting me!

I'll explain, I'm a journalist

I've used this disguise to meet
the Grand Duke

I must interview him.
Can't you help me?

He says he's a journalist, wants
to interview the Grand Duke

Listen! I'm a respectable
passenger aboard this ship

A famous journalist, performing
his professional duties,

informing his readers of world
events!

I'll complain to the captain.
A journalist in here! Awful!

He's a journalist, wishes to
interview the Grand Duke

He's an Italian journalist who
succeeded in getting in

He wants to ask you a few
questions

Your Highness!

- O.K., but with a translator.
- Let go of him!

Let go of him!

- I'm sorry.
- Never mind

The Grand Duke grants you an
interview with a translator

You'll ask your questions and
I'll translate them

- Thank you!
- You may start!

An interview! He doesn't know
I'm less than anyone else

We know you were a great fan of
this sublime artist,

and the fact that you wanted to
pay your respects in this trip

with your august presence has
touched everyone

In the name of your extraordinary
humanity I would like to ask

for a few words of comfort, of
hope for those who

live without knowing what fate
has in store for us

and feel threatened by the
international situation

Thanks

The Italian journalist says that
most men are unhappy

and it seems he wants a word of
comfort

What exactly is he asking for?

He asked, "What's your question?"

How does the Grand Duke see
the international situation

Thank you.

He wants your comments on
the international situation

We're all sitting on the edge
of a mountain

H.H. says, "We're all sitting on
the edge of a mountain"

Excuse me for interfering,
but the Grand Duke

said "the mouth..."
and then the rest.

Count Kunz corrects me. He says
Y.H. said "mouth of a mountain"

I though he said "edge"

What mouth?

He asks Your Highness "what
mouth?"

Excuse me.
The Grand Duke used a metaphor

He said we're all sitting
on the edge of a mountain

Count Huppenback says the Grand
Duke used a metaphor

and that the problem does not
lie in "edge" or "mouth"

However, I understood "edge"

- No, you see...
- No, no, edge

- However, you know...
- Edge

- He meant mouth!
- German is my 2nd language... edge!

Oh, my God!

- What does he want to say?
- I think H.H. wants to say...

Does he want to renege his duty?

Do you wish to leave Italy to its
tragic fate?

Your Highness, the journalist...

Pum! Pum! Pum! Translate

The Grand Duke says: "Pum! Pum!"

The mouth of a mountain?

That's the crater of a volcano!
We're sitting

on the mouth of a volcano!
Perfect!

Now I got it! It's a tragedy.
Thank you

The mouth of a mountain!
Undoubtedly, a catastrophe

The interview is over

"The interview is over"

Of course, I thank His Highness.
Gentlemen!

Look at Mommy!

Look!

Maestro, let us rehearse!

- Mr. Orlando.
- Thank you, my love

It's the second day, and all
is well

and in order to remember
this day,

photographs are taken

Two, no three! Four!
They're there, there

Our tenor, Fuciletto, would like
to be a dolphin

and the two song masters,
whale hunters

This is the funny thing about
sea voyages

After a few days, you feel as
if you'd been sailing forever

You feel you've always known
your fellow voyagers

Captain!

Stay put, like that!

Just one minute, please,
get ready

My grandfather always wanted
to have his portrait painted

He spent half his life sitting
for painters!

They had to sit longer
than we do!

Am I all right here?

How much happier our people
would be

if they were ruled by these
delicate hands

We're all waiting for that day

- Smile, Daddy!
- I am smiling!

Have you noticed that whenever
he deals we lose?

Mr. Orlando, we need
the press here!

Come with us. Our Russian says
his voice is so deep

that it causes catatonia

Good morning to you all!

A hen!

- Please.
- What?

A live hen!

- He wants a live hen!
- Yes, dear friends,

we're sorry to interrupt your
gastronomic activities,

but we really need a hen

- We have to perform an experiment.
- I need to put it here

Quite unusual but very
important

You all will attend. We've
got the captain's permission

I won't tell you what it's all
about because if it succeeds

it will be an extraordinary
surprise!

Does the chef agree?
Thank you all

- Thanks!
- You're welcome!

Come, we must document
this event for posterity

- What are you doing?
- Put it on top

No, turn it like this,
turn its head this way

Now please be silent

Maybe it'll lay an egg!

Look, it's sleeping now!

- Right, it closed its eyes!
- Incredible, poor chicken!

What's happened
to him?

- My God, he's sick! A doctor!
- Take him away from the fire!

- Hold his feet above his head!
- There, near the air!

A bit of water!

I noticed he was pale,
take him outside!

Take a glass of water and pour
it on his face

Breathe deeply, sir

You have to be acclimated
to be down here

He's better. It's over,
everything's over

The hen's sleeping! Look,
it sleeps! He succeeded!

True, it sleeps

He made it sleep!

you sleep too

I doubt that you're satisfied

with the rehearsal for
the Oratorio in Memoria

Singing in remembrance of Edmea
requires your talent & technique,

but also your gratitude

to the great artist whom we
all loved

Undoubtedly she was the
greatest Soprano of all time.

Are you ready, Ildebranda?

What is that funny smell?

- How old am I?
- What?

- I didn't understand
- Well, how old?

I couldn't say, I can't even
guess your age

Don't be afraid, try!

Come on, tell me at least how
old I look

I don't know

The same as my father

And how old is your father?

To me, my father is forever
young

Excuse me, Mother

Go get your cape, darling,
you can't stay like that

- I'm not cold
- It gets damp when the sun sets

Look at these colors, darling

Every sunset bearing the stamp
of divinity!

You know, Mr. Orlando, I spent
all Saturday painting

I don't know what I'd give
to paint such a picture

But how can we compete with
the Creator?

Now I'd like to rehearse
the Domine Deus

They're rehearsing.
Excuse me a moment

Sit next to Fuciletto.

It's the Oratorio!

Captain, I want to ask you
one thing. Last night

I was awakened by a
patter on my porthole

- Is that possible?
- It's our seagull, Icarus

We gave him that name because
he broke a wing

Don't you smell that horrible
odor? Why does it stink?

Don't you smell it?

- Mother, where is it coming from?
- Yes, it's the fish

I can't breathe!

- What's this stench?
- Are you looking at me?

I'm not looking at you,
there's quite a stench!

You talk of a stench
and look at me!

I don't stink!

- Idiot!
- You're the idiot!

I'll tear off your moustache
and make you eat it!

What are you doing? This smell
is in the air, outside

Yes, gentlemen, the air is quite fetid

but Dr. Lamela guarantees that
you cannot get infected

- Absolutely! Stay calm!
- The discharge is lessening

and before night it shall
cease completely

Following our physician's
suggestion,

we're trying to get the
pachyderm out of the hold

- We'll hoist him on deck.
- It's being done, captain

Some ship-boys will sling
the rhino on the scales

and a winch will hoist him
on deck

We can assure you everything'll
end very shortly

Prepare the pumps!

Keep the ropes taut!

Increase pressure!

- You'll throw him into the sea?
- No, on that lifeboat!

The doctor said he needs
fresh air!

Here!

The stink!

He's getting better, however

- Like a flying dragon!
- You could use a bath!

Everyone is looking at you,
get up!

And she went from natural F
down to

E flat to natural E

to upper F. A miracle

The orchestra was almost
silent,

the audience stopped breathing,
and I was paralyzed hearing her

I'll remember it all my life!

Excuse me, Maestro, but how
could she?

Almost three octaves without
making an effort...

- That's not human!
- Why not, Edmea was just a woman

So many racked their brains
trying to understand her!

She must have had a secret

and that's what I wanted to ask
you, Maestro

...as I would ask a father... what...

- What can I do?
- Listen

One evening, Edmea told me
something, she said

that when she sang,
she saw a snail

- A snail?
- Yes, she said so

"I see a snail

"and with my eyes I follow the
spiral, curling up

"and my voice comes out without
making an effort."

Do you understand? My dear,
it wasn't only lungs,

diaphragm and vocal chords

It was an energy-catalyzing
phenomenon

I only know that Edmea was
different from anyone else

She was unique. There'll never
be another like her!

Why are you so quiet?

You look like a marvelous
Egyptian sphinx

You're superb!

The third night of our voyage,
things started going wrong

Everything became
more and more strange

You interrupted me

It's her fault,
she didn't want to come

Be quiet. He's already
in a trance

- Is he all right?
- Sit here, close by

Hold hands, everyone. Maestro,
give your hand to madame

- Me too?
- Yes. Sit with us

Thanks, I'd rather stay out

If SisterAngela knows I'm here

she'll feed me only bread
and water for a week!

Come on! Ask something!

Edmea, excuse me, but I always
wanted to ask you

Which opera made you
suffer most?

What a stupid question!

No, once you told me that

- What fell?
- I don't know

Don't break the chain!
It's dangerous

- For God's sake!
- A book has opened!

The icy hand

Look! It's La Gioconda!

It opened in La Gioconda!

Look! It's La Gioconda!

- Right! Incredible coincidence!
- How come?

I can't stay. This is awful.
I can't stay. Excuse me!

Could I also ask a question?

He says no because he's afraid.
He understood that

since I knew her well, I'd ask
a more intimate question

Look, she always used
that gesture to thank

Oh, Edmea, Edmea!

Who is it? Who are you? Switch
the light on! You idiots!

Who was it? Tell me who it was.
Who was it?

- Who was it?
- Someone played a joke!

What's the matter with you?
Come to, you idiot!

Ines, come on, get your
bearings back!

Is it you? Look at him, come
here, show yourself you clown

Look who our ghost was!

Leave her alone!

We must applaud him, bravo!

For a moment, there,
even I believed it!

You had us all fooled

- Damn you!
- Even you are inspired

Excuse me, I thought you still
had the shivers

And Ines, where's Ines?
Is she still unconscious?

If you talk, you can't breathe

to the beat of your feet

- Where did she come from?
- I've never seen her!

What are you doing here so late?

Who are you?

- She's a darling!
- Yes

You're very pretty,
look at your pretty braids

- You're a real darling.
- Wolfgang, let her be

What's your name?

- Do you want to cause a disaster?
- Exactly

I don't understand you

You can't light fires on deck

It's the grandmother,
how are you?

Scram!

Harder!

Come on!

Good day!

Where were you?

- Krassavitza!
- Ilia, who are these people?

- I don't know them!
- Ildebranda!

- They're Serbians!
- Come up!

Serbians! Let's go listen!

We're getting things ready
in the hold

so as not to interfere with
activities on board

or the privacy
of the passengers!

But captain, how did it happen?
How did they come on board?

When the Austrian Archduke was
murdered in Sarajevo,

Austria declared war
against Serbia

and the people fearing the
arrival of the enraged troops

tried to escape by sea, and get
on a ship sailing Italy's coast

- I don't understand.
- Call a doctor!

They're Serbs, how did they get
on board?

We rescued them
from the sea tonight

We believe they are Serbs

Do you want water?

Good morning, young lady.
Still sleepy?

Our physician is checking them,
one by one

And my officers and myself,
by means of an interpreter,

have talked to most of the men

They are shepherds, peasants,
gypsies

We rescued them at sea tonight

There are also students,

maybe unjustly chased
by the police

Captain, no one can force us to
travel with these people

who come God knows from where

He's right

Their rafts were sinking due
to the great weight

To rescue these women, children,
these families in despair,

was a duty I could not forego

Yesterday's Pommard was not one
of the best

I'd like to suggest a white wine
for my wife and friends

A Chablis, let's say.
Let's give it a try

But I'll still have a Rayon
de Soleil champagne

You! Scram, scram!

- Look there!
- You're not worthy of the spaghetti

Sit down, Monica

Turn around and look.

What does that pretty
one want?

She's beautiful! Krassivaya.
She has savage eyes!

I'm frankly embarrassed, eating
while they look at us like that!

Divine providence will
look after them!

- Right! If you're thinking...
- Finally they've decided...

Why?

I'll drink to you! No!

What're you doing?
I want to see my fiancee

Violet, please

Andrew, what do you think
she'll do?

I think she wants to bring food
to the horrible people on deck!

Violet, this philanthropic
gesture of yours

is admirable, but
a bit too much

Sir, I'll try, Sir

Please, Andrew, make her come
back to the table!

- Sir Reginald wishes...
- I don't need any help

Waiters, please follow me with
the trolley

Mrs. Dongby, wait Mrs. Dongby.
A table is being set outside

Good, so they'll have something
more today. Come on

- I insist!
- Please open the door!

- Excuse me.
- Thank you

- My lady, please
- Can I bring them my soup, Mommy?

- Do you think I should do it too?
- No, Ildebranda, not at all

- Mommy, please, let me take it!
- Not another word!

Give me the tray, madame,
I'll carry it

Now I've got to go with you.
Please

Stay back. Sailor, tell them
to stay back.

Let's come here, let's see if
you're a singer too

Say "Aaah". Come on, open
your mouth!

Stay back! Stay back!

- Excuse me?
- I'll do it!

Go back to the salon, madame!
I'll take over here

How much do you want?

Cut the cake and distribute it
to the children, to all of them!

Yes

Why are you laughing?

What is it?

What?

What did you see?
Why're you laughing?

It's inadmissible for a ship to
be boarded by Serb anarchists

without the captain doing
anything to prevent it!

Please. The captain must rescue
shipwrecks

following a basic principle
in the Naval Code:

- The duty of assistance.
- You probably know, Captain

that among those you kindly
define as refugees

there are professional
assassins

That's right!

This is very serious. The Grand
Duke's life is in jeopardy

We'll protest before
the Italian government!

We'll protest before your
government!

I'll be responsible for
His Highness' safety

aboard this ship around the clock

As soon as they came on board,
I've ordered my officers

to control them,

to isolate any potentially
dangerous persons

Control is not enough

if those so-called refugees
can move freely

throughout the ship, on deck,

in the bar, in the halls,
in the salon

Cuoco! You speak their language,
they cannot stay here

They have to go!
Captain's orders

Leave, all of you, scram

Hello! I'd like a box
of cookies. Good ones.

Right! These are chocolate

- Are they good?
- Yes, thank you

How much? How much?
Here you are!

Don't make us evict you
by force!

You must go back on deck, come
on! Sailors, take them on deck

Whoever knows the language, tell
them we're getting them a place

You may not cross these ropes

without asking permission from
the sailor on duty. Translate!

Stay behind the ropes,
do you understand?

Did they understand? They
may not leave this place

Olga, little one, come here,
come here, beautiful!

Do you like cookies?
Take them, darling.

They are all yours.

Taste them, put them
in your mouth

What a lovely dress
you're wearing!

Is this your daughter?
She's lovely, Klassivaia!

I was giving her cookies.
Take them, little Olga

This is further proof that one
cannot trust the Italians

Your Highness, I was right
predicting trouble in this voyage

- Aren't you going to make a move?
- Let me think, if I make a move...

Your Highness

Excuse me, for safety reasons
I must ask Your Highness

not to leave this cabin till
this situation on deck

is under control

Isn't that a bit too much?
But thank you anyhow

Excuse me

I don't feel in danger.
Ah, right

Checkmate!

I can't play with you!
You always win

You move the pieces saying you
want to "look" at them

What is it?

- I'm afraid!
- What of?

- I don't know, it's too complex.
- It is not

Listen, do you remember?

In the 5th century the Serbs
descended on the Balkans

and then invaded Epirus
and Thessaly

Can you imagine if they're
confined to the stern area?

I see the thermometer, I've got
a fever of 103! What shall I do?

Spoil the show? The audience
had come to see me

- Change the topic.
- No, I sang and gave 7 encores!

You build a mystic gulf where
there are hardly 50 players...

The strength of character and
the grace of warm feminity

make English women...

Let's not waste time beating around
the bush, O.K.?

She's so expressive, she almost
seems to understand what's said

My brother is asleep,
fast asleep

Your Highness, can't we change
our decision?

The voyage is getting to its
end

and Count Von Stauffen is
getting more & more suspicious

No, everything'll turn out all right
without us doing a thing

How can you be sure,
Your Highness?

I've had this dream: I was
in a garden with my brother

and an eagle swept down
from Heaven

It flies towards us, catches
my brother and flies away

But he, poor thing, is heavy,
so heavy

So the eagle lets him fall

and he is swallowed up
by a hole in the ground

You can always set my mind
at ease

make me believe every word
you say

Bravo! Hasn't she lovely color
in her voice?

Who was singing?

Like acrobats and monkeys!

- Even the old people dance!
- They don't know anything

This is a very ancient dance,
a pagan one! I've studied it!

They dance it mixed up
with Hungarian Czardas

This is a ritual dance, a rite,
and it goes like this

Bravo!

You're good!

Go down, I want to see
you dance!

Attention! I'd like to present
two great dance masters!

They'll show you how you ought
to dance

This dance is meant to bring
rain on the country

The women lift their arms
so as to pick up the water

The men beat the soil
with their feet

because the seeds must know
that the dance has started

and they open their mouths and
drink the rain from heaven

Like this, like this

I don't have anything
to teach them,

but I think I can learn
something from that one!

Excuse me, excuse me!

Music always seems to be about
to tell you a secret, but then...

Eugenio, Eugenio,
what are you doing?

Don't make me afraid!
Answer me! Eugenio

Is it over?

The object of this dance
is to befriend the elemental spirits

who control the growth
of the seeds

Please, don't lie to me.
Don't act like a child.

- But I didn't sign up, I swear!
- Don't swear at your mother!

She's not my protegee. I don't
care about Righini Biagetti

But you do. I don't question
your taste! Everyone wonders

how a handsome man like you can
lose his head for Righini B.!

- What about us?
- No

Mrs. Dongby, may I have
this dance?

Listen, I think I've got the
right to do what I want and

to give all the lighters in
the world to whoever I wish

That sailor reminds me of
a cousin of mine

Can't I give him a present? I
won't have my feelings checked

or be controlled day and night
as if I were a child

I'm forty years old,
leave me alone!

- Dorotea!
- Good evening

Sir, miss

- May I have the honor of...
- No!

Please! Thank you

Stop it now, Mother.
Sit down, please

Piltro, Piltro, a battleship!

Open, Open!

What are they signaling?

It's the flagship of the
Austro-Hungarian fleet

they want us to surrender the
Serbians we picked up

We'll send them
a telegraph

The refugees will be taken by
the officers of the battleship

Why are you so worried? It's an
Austro-Hungarian battleship, so?

What does the youngster say?

He says we'll all be
made prisoners

that you'll have to deliver
all of us

Excuse me, now let's see

Captain

There is an exchange with the
Austro-Hungarian battleship

- What do they say?
- I haven't intercepted them

Why are these people so afraid?

They tell me to bide my time.
To keep them in the forecastle

- Yes sir!
- Captain

The situation is as follows:
we're signaling

but I don't know the contents
of the messages

We should calm
the gentlemen down

The captain seems calm to me,
doesn't he?

You, Mr. Orlando, how do you
interpret the events?

- Are you also being mysterious?
- Look, right there!

On the forecastle
of the battleship

You can see the signaler's
flags moving

I cannot accept their demand
to hand over the refugees

Transmit that

"Hand them over immediately!"

- Ah, the Grand Duke.
- Good day

The captain is waiting
for you on the forecastle

Y.H., the Austrian ship demands
immediate delivery of the Serbs

Indicate that I'm on board

and the object of this trip

His Highness wishes to let them
know the object of this trip

Signal to the battleship that we
must get to the island of Erimo

- Yes, sir!
- Please, Your Highness

Please, I want to see

They allow us to get to the
island and send the Duke greetings

"They allow us to get to the island
and send the Duke greetings"

We go back on the course towards
the island, Your Highness!

That battleship, too,
knew and loved our Edmea?

The Grand Duke obtained from
the Austrian admiralty

a truce to let us perform
our funeral rite

In a short time we'll see

the island of Erimo

- And remove that daisy!
- You're in a mood

One day she told me this:

"You always talk of my voice,

"but sometimes I'm almost sure
it's not really mine

"I'm a voice,

"a diaphragm, breathing

"I don't know where the voice
comes from

"I'm just an instrument,
a simple girl

"who's even been afraid of this
voice that all my life and

"forced me to do what it wanted

- Squad, halt!
- Excuse me, Mr. Dongby,

- The ceremony's begun!
- To your left!

Mr. Partexano, proceed

Attention!

Hats off!

Psalm of David:
"The Lord is my Shepherd

"I shall not want

"He makes me lie down
in green pastures

"He leads me beside quiet water

"He restores my soul

"He guides me in the paths
of righteousness

"for His name's sake. Lord,

"listen to my prayer

"You know Man is only dust
and ashes

"Dust to dust, ashes to ashes

"The Lord will protect my exit
and my entrance

"From now on, and for all
eternity"

- Proceed.
- On the broadside!

Sailor!

Come, madame

Proceed, madame. Spread the
ashes on the cushion

Hats on!

To your right!

On the left row, go on, march!

Count Von Huppenback

please go into your cabin

and stay there until
further orders

- What do you mean, sir?
- By Order of the Princess,

you're under arrest!

It would be lovely
if at this point the

commotion would've also touched
the hearts of the Austrians

and their battleship
would sail away

sending a touching salute

But it didn't happen like that

They wanted the Serbs back,
and how!

And it would have been
even more beautiful

if we, faced with such arrogance

would have said: "No, we won't
give them up!"

No, we won't give them up!

On the other hand, the battleship
had to arrest the Serbs

It was an order from the
Austro-Hungarian police

and the Grand Duke of Herzog
was aboard, representing

the Austro-Hungarian empire!

Mirko!

As I was telling you

It's almost impossible to recall
the sequence of events

It seems that everything was
caused by the rashness

of the young Serb terrorist who
hurled the bomb against the ship

Can such a primitive and rough
hand bomb

hurled by a youngster cause a
historical catastrophe?

Are we certain that it was
the boy who threw the bomb?

If he was living a love story,

why did he run towards
his own destruction?

Apparently he did. The bomb seems
to have been thrown into the ship

and it exploded under the barrel
of a gun,

automatically causing a fire

Others say that they're
sure that automatically

the first gunshot triggered
off the fire

in the whole battery of the
enormous battleship

Others say that it wasn't the
Serb terrorist, nor the bomb,

but the battleship did it
on purpose

to bring about
an international incident

There's a fourth version, which
I haven't got the guts to tell

Apparently

Gentlemen, listen: you can save
yourselves, follow our orders!

Just a few remarks
before I finish:

I want to tell you that many of
the people you met were saved

A ship rescued the survivors
in the lifeboat

The lifeboat was
the "North Star"

and appeared miraculously

Unfortunately, I've heard
nothing more of the others

As for myself

I've got great news

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is first-class?