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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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Wassup, y'all,
I'm your host, Birdarang.
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Last time on our show,
one hero impressed the judges
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and became the newest member
of the Justice League.
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Dummy Robin!
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And now, he's joining
our panel of judges.
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Tonight, the greatest
superhero team
in the universe,
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will decide
who deserves the title of
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Second Greatest Superhero Team
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in the Universe.
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And the winners
get an all-expense
paid vacation to
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the Hall Of Justice! Word!
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How will we decide
who's the second greatest?
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We're gonna have ourselves
a song and dance part-ay!
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And it all starts right now.
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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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We gots all the hottest teens
from the DC universe
representin', yo!
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[PLAYING BAGPIPES]
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But the favorites
in this contest
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are definitely
The Teen Titans, y'all!
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Titans, get ready!
Get ready! Go!
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We are going to
absolutely
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-destroy the competition.
-[GROANS]
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It's actually sad that
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the other teams think
they can compete with us.
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Wah! [BLOWS NOSE]
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So, so sad.
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I'm being sarcastic.
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We's got a deep playlist
full of songs and dances,
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and we's gonna
pull 'em out, yo!
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And I have the new
song and dance
I wish to perform.
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ALL: [HESITANTLY] Yeah...
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We talked about this,
remember, Star?
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Yes. You said I was
the secret weapon
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and I would be used
as the last resort.
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Uh, that's right, Star.
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-As a last resort.
-[CLEARS THROAT]
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Because we don't want to
unleash those moves on
the world unless we have to.
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[TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Ow, waka kaka kaka
Chau cau cau
Chau cau cau
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♪ Chau cau cau
Waka kaka, kaka kaka
Kaka kaka chau ♪
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Musically and rhythmically,
she's the Ringo
of the group.
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-[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
-[CLICKING IN DISCOMFORT]
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BIRDARANG: So many heroes,
so much talent,
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but these do-gooders
are about to get
the surprise of a lifetime
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when they see the final team
enter the competition.
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[HIP HOP INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
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Waddup, waddup!
H.I.V.E. in the house!
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Criminal filth.
Titans, go!
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[ALL CLAMORING]
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BIRDARANG: Check yourselves
before you wreck yourselves,
homies.
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They ain't here to beef,
they're here to get down.
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-You mean the H.I.V.E.
is in the competition?
-Ow. Ow. Ow.
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-But this is supposed
to be for heroes only.
-[GROANING]
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Peep the Rule Book
and slow your roll, yo!
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There ain't
nothin' here that says
villains can't compete.
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[ALL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY]
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We know that we're
not exactly welcome here.
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But we're not
up to anything bad.
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The H.I.V.E. may not
be heroes, but when it
comes to singin' and dancin',
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we got it goin' on.
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[VOCALIZING]
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Yee-haw! We're here
as performers.
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-We came to win.
-Fair and square, baby.
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The H.I.V.E.
cannot be trusted!
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Them dirty villains are gonna
cheat the first chance
they get. Watch!
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And you can
tell them we said that.
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The Titans said
we're going to cheat?
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You should be
more worried about them.
They're the cheaters.
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[FAST-PACED MUSIC PLAYING]
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[GULPING]
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[BUZZER SOUNDS]
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-[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
-[BUZZER SOUNDING]
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[INDISTINCT NERVOUS CHATTER]
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[STARFIRE LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY]
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Them H.I.V.E.s is the only
team in this competition
that could beat us, yo!
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I can only imagine the fate
of the world if they were
somehow declared
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the second best team
in the DC Universe.
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You don't
have to imagine.
I can show you.
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-Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
-[EXPLOSION]
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[STATIC HISSING]
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You mean
if the H.I.V.E. wins...
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[LOUDLY] Nothing
will change at all?
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Life will go on
exactly as it is now?
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The outcome of the contest
will have no impact
upon the future?
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I'm afraid so.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Pull yourself
together, Titans!
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There's absolutely
nothing at stake!
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[SOBBING]
We can't lose our cool!
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We need an opening number
to put us on top.
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Friends, perhaps it is time
to use our secret weapon.
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The me.
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No.
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We ain't that
desperate yet, Ringo.
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We're goin' with
the solid gold hits.
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That's right.
A classic dance
known as...
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Wait for it.
The Booty Scooty.
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BIRDARANG: Comin' up,
the Teen Titans will perform
a dance they made famous.
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But first, the H.I.V.E.
is gonna do that
same dance.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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-What?
-They's doin' our dance?
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This is an outrage.
An outrage!
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-They're cheating.
-Peep the Rule Book,yo!
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I will not peep
the Rule Book,yo!
They can't do this!
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You got it twisted, yo.
They can and they are.
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Chickety-check it.
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[FAST-PACED
HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
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[YELLING]
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[SINGING]
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♪ Scoot your booty
That booty
Now do the booty scooty
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♪ Scoot, scoot
Scoot that booty booty
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♪ Scoot, scoot
Scoot that booty booty
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♪ Scoot your booty
That booty
Now do the booty scooty
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♪ Scoot your booty
That booty
Now do the booty scooty ♪
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[YELLING]
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-[CROWD CHEERING]
-[BUZZERS DINGING]
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Wassup! Super fresh moves
by the H.I.V.E.
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Not sure I'd wanna
bite their style
and follow that dance,
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with the same dance.
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We knew
you would cheat.
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What are you
talking about?
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-That was our dance!
-Really?
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What a funny coincidence.
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It ain't funny
nor was it coincidence.
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It is clear evidence
of some cheat-ery shenanigans!
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Yeah, we did their dance.
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Someone should tell them
they don't own
The Booty Scooty.
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I don't see their names
on these booties.
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Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Titans... [DEEP BREATH]
We must stay calm.
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Let's not forget
what's at stake
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-if we lose this competition!
-[GROANS]
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It's of utmost importance
that we win
this meaningless contest.
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-But how?
-Are we at the last resort?
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Is it time for me
to perform
my sing and dance?
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-I's checkin' my watch, Star.
-[WATCH CUCKOOS]
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It ain't that time.
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We need to come up
with a dance
to beat The Booty Scooty.
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-Quick!
-There is only one dance
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as tried, true and powerful
as The Booty Scooty.
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[INHALES SHARPLY]
The Lift.
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Up next are the Teen Titans.
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[APPLAUSE]
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[SNAPS FINGERS]
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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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AUDIENCE: Aw!
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[STRAINING]
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-[ROBIN GROANING]
-[LEG SNAPS]
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[SCREAMS]
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-[LEG SNAPS]
-[SCREAMS]
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-[GASPING]
-[CROWD JEERING]
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[BUZZERS BEEP]
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[BUZZER DINGS]
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[ALL CHEER]
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[ALL CHEERING]
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We're still
in the competition.
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On a technicality.
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[FANFARE PLAYS]
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And now, our only chance to
stay in the competition rests
with one person.
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[GASPS] The me?
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Not you, Ringo.
Beast Boy!
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[GROWLING SOFTLY]
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Just remember,
if we lose,
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our lives will not be
affected at all!
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Oh, the humanity!
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Chill. Don't even worry
about them H.I.V.E.s no mo'.
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Them judges gonna flip
when they find out
I gots that Mummy Money!
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Up next, we got
a slammin' hard track
y'all mighta heard,
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[READING]
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Performed by...
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See-More
from the H.I.V.E.
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What?
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Y'all ever got so much money,
you ain't know how
to spend it? Check.
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♪ Oh, I bought a gold boat
Bought a gold star
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♪ Bought a gold bat
Put them in the gold car
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♪ Bought a gold fridge
Filled it with some gold food
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♪ Bought a gold me
I call him the Gold Dude
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♪ I'm makin' that money
That pyramid Mummy Money
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♪ I'm makin' money
That pyramid scheme money
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♪ Makin' that money
That pyramid Mummy Money
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♪ I'm makin' money
That pyramid scheme money
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♪ Gonna stack my money
Brick by brick
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♪ Check my gold fronts
I go lick, lick, lick
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♪ Need a new wallet
'Cause my money don't fit
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♪ Bought a gold bomb
That go tick, tick, tick
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♪ Makin' that money
That pyramid Mummy Money
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♪ I'm makin' money
That pyramid scheme money
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♪ Makin' that money
That pyramid Mummy Money
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♪ I'm makin' money
That pyramid scheme money ♪
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING]
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[BUZZERS DINGING]
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BIRDARANG: Oh, snap!
What a performance!
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The H.I.V.E. is bringin'
the heat tonight, y'all.
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Ah! What am I
gonna sing now?
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Beast Boy! Get out here
and represent, homie.
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-Uh...
-[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
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-[MAN COUGHING]
-Hi! [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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I'm a person.
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Um, I wanted to sing, uh...
It's a song!
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Uh, that I know!
It gots words.
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Well, don't leave us
hangin', dawg.
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Start spittin' some lyrics.
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Oh! [STAMMERING]
Okay, okay, I gots it.
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-[BEAST BOY CLEARS THROAT]
-[SLOW INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
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This song is a little
somethin' my mom
and dad used to sing me,
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and my mama and my friends
and everybody who pretty much
was around too.
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And they sing it
on the same day
every year!
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[OFF-PITCH]
♪ Happy birthday to you!
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We're doomed.
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♪ Happy birthday to you!
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♪ Happy birthday, dear pal
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♪ Of course
It's his birthday
It's today ♪
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BIRDARANG:
What a nail-biter, yo.
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[ALL SHIVERING]
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♪ A minute more
Until the floor! ♪
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Could this be
the end for the Titans?
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Will the H.I.V.E. be voted
the second greatest team
in the DC Universe?
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Will The Titans
fail to remain
exactly the same
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regardless of the outcome?
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Scooby-Dooon Channel 2.
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Find out next time
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onJustice League's
Next Top Talent Idol Star.
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Second Greatest Team Edition.
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