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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,596 --> 00:00:05,377 (bell tolling) 2 00:00:06,211 --> 00:00:10,278 (uptempo harmonizing music) 3 00:00:46,426 --> 00:00:51,813 (moaning) (breathing heavily) 4 00:00:55,706 --> 00:00:57,721 - Oh, that was so good. 5 00:01:00,571 --> 00:01:02,901 Almost five years, just keeps getting better, 6 00:01:02,935 --> 00:01:03,839 you know, Carole? 7 00:01:08,463 --> 00:01:09,540 Carole? 8 00:01:15,866 --> 00:01:18,020 - I think we need separate vacations. 9 00:01:22,643 --> 00:01:23,582 - What? 10 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:25,146 You've been talking to those girlfriends 11 00:01:25,181 --> 00:01:26,640 of yours, haven't you? 12 00:01:26,675 --> 00:01:27,822 - No. 13 00:01:27,857 --> 00:01:29,768 I've got a mind of my own. 14 00:01:29,804 --> 00:01:30,881 - Well, what about the ski trip? 15 00:01:30,915 --> 00:01:33,036 I mean, we've been planning it all semester. 16 00:01:33,070 --> 00:01:35,886 - I know, but I really think that separate 17 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,180 vacations would strengthen our relationship. 18 00:01:39,431 --> 00:01:40,925 - And just where we you planning on spending 19 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,872 this separate vacation of yours? 20 00:01:43,810 --> 00:01:45,027 - Fort Lauderdale. 21 00:01:46,035 --> 00:01:48,259 - Fort Lauderdale? 22 00:01:48,294 --> 00:01:51,665 (uptempo tech music) 23 00:02:09,358 --> 00:02:11,687 - [Sandra] Hot rollers, roomie dear, were not made 24 00:02:11,721 --> 00:02:13,320 for re-heating pizza. 25 00:02:13,355 --> 00:02:14,710 - You didn't like that, huh? 26 00:02:14,745 --> 00:02:16,483 - [Sandra] I knew I shoulda started packing last week. 27 00:02:16,518 --> 00:02:20,237 - Sandra, we're going to Fort Lauderdale for 10 days. 28 00:02:20,271 --> 00:02:23,990 All you need is a bikini and a diaphragm. 29 00:02:24,025 --> 00:02:26,423 - I'm not going to Fort Lauderdale. 30 00:02:26,458 --> 00:02:28,439 I am going to Bermuda. 31 00:02:28,474 --> 00:02:30,212 Fort Lauderdale is a zoo. 32 00:02:30,246 --> 00:02:32,714 It's full of millions of guys who are just looking 33 00:02:32,749 --> 00:02:34,869 for animal sex and debauchery. 34 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:37,407 - Exactly, that's why we're going. 35 00:02:37,441 --> 00:02:38,032 - Oh, grow up. 36 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:39,492 - You grow up. 37 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:42,933 Sandra, the four of us could have a great time down there. 38 00:02:42,968 --> 00:02:44,462 Besides, your cousin Camden will be there. 39 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,200 You know what it would mean to Jennie to meet him. 40 00:02:46,235 --> 00:02:47,278 - Camden? 41 00:02:47,312 --> 00:02:49,642 He's got the personality of a cement block. 42 00:02:49,676 --> 00:02:52,492 - Who cares as long as it makes Jennie happy. 43 00:02:52,526 --> 00:02:55,342 - Okay, I will drive down there with you 44 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:58,158 and I will spend the weekend with you, but that is all. 45 00:02:58,192 --> 00:03:00,035 Then I am going to Bermuda. 46 00:03:00,069 --> 00:03:03,023 And just to show you how nice I am, you can use my car. 47 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,170 - Thanks. 48 00:03:04,206 --> 00:03:05,595 - Which is probably the only reason why you 49 00:03:05,631 --> 00:03:07,542 want me to go in the first place. 50 00:03:08,376 --> 00:03:11,505 (classical music) 51 00:03:26,275 --> 00:03:27,492 - Hey, how'd it go? 52 00:03:27,527 --> 00:03:30,134 - [Carole] I told him and he handled it very well. 53 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:32,567 - How well? - He wanted to kill me. 54 00:03:32,601 --> 00:03:33,888 - It's pretty well considering. 55 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:37,016 - So, it's Fort Lauderdale, here we come. 56 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,406 - I don't think I can go. 57 00:03:38,441 --> 00:03:39,240 - What? 58 00:03:39,275 --> 00:03:40,249 And what about you? 59 00:03:40,284 --> 00:03:41,778 - [Carole] Oh, I'm okay, I'm going. 60 00:03:41,813 --> 00:03:44,802 - Jennie, thinking has nothing to do with it. 61 00:03:44,837 --> 00:03:47,513 We're talking 10 days in Sodom and Gomorrah. 62 00:03:47,548 --> 00:03:49,043 How can you back out now? 63 00:03:49,077 --> 00:03:51,059 - Because I have a term paper due in two weeks 64 00:03:51,093 --> 00:03:52,796 and I haven't even started yet. 65 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:54,083 I'm not like you, Laurie. 66 00:03:54,117 --> 00:03:55,924 You don't crack a book and you make straight A's. 67 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,175 - Listen, darlin'. 68 00:03:57,211 --> 00:04:00,061 If I can go spend three days in Fort Lauderdale, 69 00:04:00,095 --> 00:04:03,189 which is out of my element, so can you. 70 00:04:03,223 --> 00:04:06,109 Besides, how are you gonna go meet my famous 71 00:04:06,143 --> 00:04:10,558 cousin, Camden Roxbury, though he be a weenie among men. 72 00:04:10,592 --> 00:04:11,218 - Prick. 73 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:11,773 - Weenie. 74 00:04:11,809 --> 00:04:13,094 - It's all the same. 75 00:04:13,130 --> 00:04:15,840 - I don't get it. What's this got to do with Camden? 76 00:04:15,875 --> 00:04:19,282 - He is going to be in Fort Lauderdale. 77 00:04:19,316 --> 00:04:22,200 He is doing a benefit concert that 78 00:04:22,236 --> 00:04:23,765 my Aunt Barbara is sponsoring. 79 00:04:23,799 --> 00:04:25,538 So, as long as he's gonna be there, 80 00:04:25,572 --> 00:04:26,581 why don't you come meet him? 81 00:04:26,615 --> 00:04:28,492 - Oh, I wanna go so bad, 82 00:04:28,526 --> 00:04:31,135 I just have so much work to do. 83 00:04:31,169 --> 00:04:33,150 - [Laurie] Bring your books and you'll study. 84 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,722 - When you're not lusting after Camden. 85 00:04:35,757 --> 00:04:37,009 - [Laurie] You can do both. 86 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:38,398 - You're right, I can do both. 87 00:04:38,434 --> 00:04:39,163 - So? 88 00:04:39,198 --> 00:04:40,832 - We're outta here. 89 00:04:40,866 --> 00:04:44,759 ("Hot Nights" by Jude Cole) 90 00:04:52,718 --> 00:04:55,568 ♪ Got me a school vacation 91 00:04:55,603 --> 00:05:00,677 ♪ I been waiting so long 92 00:05:00,713 --> 00:05:04,327 ♪ So long 93 00:05:04,362 --> 00:05:07,282 ♪ Get my reputation 94 00:05:07,316 --> 00:05:12,391 ♪ I'm gonna stay up all night long ♪ 95 00:05:12,425 --> 00:05:16,526 ♪ All night long 96 00:05:16,562 --> 00:05:21,393 ♪ Nothing to lose, I've got to win ♪ 97 00:05:22,611 --> 00:05:27,824 ♪ They might not see me back again ♪ 98 00:05:31,369 --> 00:05:36,062 ♪ Hot nights are calling my name now oh oh oh ♪ 99 00:05:37,417 --> 00:05:42,630 ♪ There's no looking back again we're gone ♪ 100 00:05:43,361 --> 00:05:46,419 ♪ Can't wait forever 101 00:05:46,453 --> 00:05:49,165 ♪ It's now or never 102 00:05:49,199 --> 00:05:54,587 ♪ We're gone gone gone gone 103 00:05:58,167 --> 00:06:00,982 ♪ So grab your books and leave them ♪ 104 00:06:01,017 --> 00:06:06,126 ♪ We don't need them where we're going ♪ 105 00:06:06,161 --> 00:06:10,089 ♪ No, no, no 106 00:06:10,123 --> 00:06:12,904 ♪ Got no time to read them 107 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:18,014 ♪ That paperback don't turn me on ♪ 108 00:06:18,048 --> 00:06:22,011 ♪ No, no, no 109 00:06:22,046 --> 00:06:27,120 ♪ Locked up in school it just ain't right ♪ 110 00:06:28,302 --> 00:06:33,446 ♪ We're gonna make it up tonight ♪ 111 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,956 ♪ Well alright 112 00:06:36,991 --> 00:06:41,684 ♪ Hot nights are calling my name now oh oh oh ♪ 113 00:06:43,039 --> 00:06:46,862 ♪ There's no looking back again we're gone ♪ 114 00:06:46,897 --> 00:06:48,913 - [Sandra] What are you doing? 115 00:06:48,947 --> 00:06:51,346 - S.A. major S.A. 116 00:06:51,380 --> 00:06:52,631 - [Jennie] What's an S.A.? 117 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:54,300 - Stud alert, you nun. 118 00:06:54,335 --> 00:06:56,872 I'm giving that guy a ride. 119 00:06:56,906 --> 00:06:58,888 - [Sandra] Laurie, no, not in my car. 120 00:06:58,923 --> 00:07:01,460 That guy could be an ax murderer. 121 00:07:01,495 --> 00:07:02,780 - [Laurie] With that bod? 122 00:07:02,816 --> 00:07:04,172 I'll chance it. 123 00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:05,285 - [Sandra] Are you crazy? 124 00:07:05,319 --> 00:07:07,822 Driving in reverse on a major highway? 125 00:07:07,856 --> 00:07:08,725 - [Laurie] Hi. 126 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,645 (all chattering) 127 00:07:12,826 --> 00:07:14,182 - Thank you God. 128 00:07:14,217 --> 00:07:15,712 Hi, I'm Scott Nash. 129 00:07:15,746 --> 00:07:18,318 Could you move over just a little? 130 00:07:18,353 --> 00:07:19,361 So where you girls going? 131 00:07:19,396 --> 00:07:20,473 - [Laurie] Lauderdale! 132 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:21,968 - [Scott] Great, so am I! 133 00:07:23,323 --> 00:07:25,687 You know, this is a very special place to me. 134 00:07:25,721 --> 00:07:27,112 It's my sixth year in a row down here. 135 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:28,120 - [Laurie] Really? 136 00:07:28,154 --> 00:07:29,545 - Yeah, and the reason I come to Lauderdale 137 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:31,387 every spring is to make my fortune 138 00:07:31,422 --> 00:07:33,924 so I can continue being a part-time student. 139 00:07:33,959 --> 00:07:35,175 - When did you drop out of school? 140 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:36,357 - Oh, about two years ago. 141 00:07:36,392 --> 00:07:38,443 And let me tell ya, it's gonna be different this time. 142 00:07:38,477 --> 00:07:39,450 'Cause I got a band. 143 00:07:39,486 --> 00:07:40,701 - Where, in your duffle bag? 144 00:07:40,737 --> 00:07:42,196 - Scott Nash and the Ramblers. 145 00:07:42,231 --> 00:07:43,030 Ever heard of us? 146 00:07:43,065 --> 00:07:43,969 - [Girls] No. 147 00:07:44,003 --> 00:07:46,853 - No one has, but you will, real soon. 148 00:07:46,889 --> 00:07:47,862 - So, you're into music? 149 00:07:47,896 --> 00:07:48,904 - [Scott] Uh huh. 150 00:07:48,939 --> 00:07:50,816 - [Carole] Jennie's a music major. 151 00:07:50,850 --> 00:07:52,380 - Oh really? 152 00:07:52,415 --> 00:07:53,284 Like what? 153 00:07:53,319 --> 00:07:54,014 New wave? 154 00:07:54,048 --> 00:07:54,987 Punk? 155 00:07:55,021 --> 00:07:55,892 Reggae? 156 00:07:55,926 --> 00:07:56,795 - Strictly classical. 157 00:07:56,830 --> 00:07:58,150 - Hey, let's find a gas station. 158 00:07:58,186 --> 00:07:59,506 I have to go pee-pee. 159 00:07:59,541 --> 00:08:00,305 - Tinkle. 160 00:08:00,341 --> 00:08:01,348 - Leak. 161 00:08:01,383 --> 00:08:02,252 - Piss. 162 00:08:02,287 --> 00:08:03,155 - Oh, gross. 163 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:05,519 (laughing) 164 00:08:09,933 --> 00:08:11,289 Where's the bathroom? 165 00:08:11,323 --> 00:08:12,471 - [Attendant] 'Round back. 166 00:08:14,487 --> 00:08:15,390 - [Sandra] Where? 167 00:08:19,908 --> 00:08:20,777 - [Jennie] There. 168 00:08:20,813 --> 00:08:21,716 - [Carole] Yeah. 169 00:08:23,106 --> 00:08:24,670 - Oh, no door? 170 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:25,608 Guard it. 171 00:08:35,862 --> 00:08:39,268 - [Carole] Hey you know, that guy's kinda cute. 172 00:08:39,303 --> 00:08:41,667 He's got gorgeous eyes and a nice smile. 173 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:43,856 Pretty intelligent, too. 174 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,942 - Yeah, and how 'bout those buns? 175 00:08:45,976 --> 00:08:49,279 (uptempo pop music) 176 00:09:02,244 --> 00:09:05,476 ♪ Well ahead it won't be no snow ♪ 177 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:09,021 ♪ It's a place where everyone goes ♪ 178 00:09:09,055 --> 00:09:14,443 ♪ Get a little crazy for a while ♪ 179 00:09:15,868 --> 00:09:19,552 ♪ It's the land of good and plenty of guys ♪ 180 00:09:19,588 --> 00:09:23,202 ♪ They come in every shape and size ♪ 181 00:09:23,237 --> 00:09:27,651 ♪ And there's enough of them to go around ♪ 182 00:09:27,686 --> 00:09:31,996 ♪ Many many times 183 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:35,089 ♪ It's gonna be paradise 184 00:09:35,123 --> 00:09:39,539 ♪ Simply heaven 185 00:09:39,573 --> 00:09:42,493 ♪ You do anything you like 186 00:09:42,528 --> 00:09:46,559 ♪ Simply heaven 187 00:09:46,595 --> 00:09:50,000 ♪ Whoo hoo hoo 188 00:09:50,035 --> 00:09:52,642 ♪ Simply heaven 189 00:09:53,963 --> 00:09:57,195 - [Carole] Oh my God, it's a supermarket of sex. 190 00:09:57,959 --> 00:10:00,532 - Check out those hamstrings! 191 00:10:01,748 --> 00:10:03,278 Look at those legs. 192 00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:04,633 - Oh stop it. 193 00:10:04,668 --> 00:10:07,101 I'm gonna take that yellow shirt and that blue biker 194 00:10:07,135 --> 00:10:08,387 and the guys who's in it. 195 00:10:08,422 --> 00:10:09,499 (chuckling) 196 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:10,403 - Sorry ladies. 197 00:10:10,438 --> 00:10:11,550 This is where I get off. 198 00:10:11,584 --> 00:10:13,566 My band awaits me. 199 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,721 Hey, thanks a lot for the ride. 200 00:10:15,755 --> 00:10:16,833 Where you staying? 201 00:10:16,868 --> 00:10:18,397 - Well, our plans are kinda up in the air, 202 00:10:18,431 --> 00:10:19,127 we actually haven't-- 203 00:10:19,162 --> 00:10:20,100 - Lauderdale Beach Hotel. 204 00:10:20,134 --> 00:10:21,733 - Right, catch ya there. 205 00:10:21,769 --> 00:10:23,020 - [Carole] So long, hotshot. 206 00:10:23,054 --> 00:10:25,209 - [Sandra] It's been very nice to meet you. 207 00:10:26,322 --> 00:10:27,503 - Hey, you forgot your bag. 208 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,389 - Hey! 209 00:10:30,424 --> 00:10:32,475 Hey, you finally made it, huh? 210 00:10:32,509 --> 00:10:33,691 - [Scott] Hey Tony. 211 00:10:34,421 --> 00:10:35,429 - Where the hell you been? 212 00:10:35,464 --> 00:10:36,854 - [Scott] I got held up. 213 00:10:36,889 --> 00:10:38,140 So, where are the guys? 214 00:10:38,175 --> 00:10:39,913 - Oh, they're like, scoping the beach, man. 215 00:10:39,947 --> 00:10:42,172 Scrounging for food, crazy. 216 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:45,230 Listen, we got uh, we're really hurtin', here. 217 00:10:45,265 --> 00:10:48,706 We gotta eat and in order to eat we need bucks, you know? 218 00:10:48,741 --> 00:10:49,818 Bread? 219 00:10:49,853 --> 00:10:51,243 - I told ya I'd get us a gig. 220 00:10:51,278 --> 00:10:53,502 - Oh my God, look at the talent on this girl. 221 00:10:53,538 --> 00:10:55,588 I mean, fucking incredible footage. 222 00:10:55,623 --> 00:10:56,908 Spielberg would shit. 223 00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:01,149 (uptempo music) 224 00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:03,825 - [Carole] Hey you guys, I'll go check us in. 225 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:05,390 - [Laurie] Okay. 226 00:11:09,595 --> 00:11:12,723 - I am definitely out of my element. 227 00:11:14,426 --> 00:11:16,059 - I thought leopard shawls were out. 228 00:11:16,095 --> 00:11:16,964 (roaring) 229 00:11:16,998 --> 00:11:18,006 - [Rappaport] Hello, doll. 230 00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:20,162 - Hi, Carole Singer of Kenmore. 231 00:11:20,197 --> 00:11:21,066 - Ah, here we are. 232 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,595 That's room 617. 233 00:11:24,228 --> 00:11:25,132 The name's Rappaport. 234 00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:27,009 Listen, dollface, if you need anything, 235 00:11:27,044 --> 00:11:29,755 extra soap, more towels, a nude hot oil massage, 236 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,110 feel free to call me. 237 00:11:31,145 --> 00:11:33,718 - [Carole] Gimme that key, creep. 238 00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:35,107 - [Sandra] No boutique. 239 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,401 No beauty parlor. 240 00:11:37,436 --> 00:11:39,869 - [Jennie] We'll find you a beauty parlor. 241 00:11:39,904 --> 00:11:42,858 - Yeah, well I wish I were in Bermuda now. 242 00:11:44,075 --> 00:11:46,681 (chattering) 243 00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:50,296 - It's down there on the left. 244 00:11:50,331 --> 00:11:51,374 - Oh, dammit. 245 00:11:51,408 --> 00:11:52,973 Yellow ice again. 246 00:11:54,398 --> 00:11:56,761 - [Carole] I got the key, I got the key. 247 00:11:56,796 --> 00:11:57,734 Hold on. 248 00:11:57,769 --> 00:11:58,637 - Hi y'all. 249 00:11:58,673 --> 00:12:00,758 I'm from Texas A & M. 250 00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:02,670 - Looks more like Texas S & M. 251 00:12:04,303 --> 00:12:06,493 - [Carole] I think I'm missing a suitcase. 252 00:12:06,528 --> 00:12:08,405 - [Laurie] Could be in the trunk of the car. 253 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,107 - [All] Oh my God. 254 00:12:11,221 --> 00:12:14,106 (mumbling) 255 00:12:14,141 --> 00:12:16,608 (crashing) 256 00:12:16,643 --> 00:12:19,736 - Now I really am out of my element. 257 00:12:19,771 --> 00:12:21,266 - We can't stay here. 258 00:12:21,301 --> 00:12:22,934 - [Laurie] I love cheap grandeur. 259 00:12:22,969 --> 00:12:23,733 - You would. 260 00:12:24,984 --> 00:12:27,418 - [Jennie] How much is this room costing us? 261 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,365 - [Carole] I don't know. 262 00:12:29,399 --> 00:12:31,797 - Oh, we've got to have this bathroom condemned. 263 00:12:31,832 --> 00:12:33,535 - [Sandra] Why don't we call that guy at the desk 264 00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:34,578 and get some Lysol? 265 00:12:34,612 --> 00:12:37,150 He's probably drinking it as we speak. 266 00:12:38,261 --> 00:12:40,174 - There's no hot water. 267 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,537 In fact, there's no water at all. 268 00:12:42,572 --> 00:12:45,213 - [Carole] That bug was bigger than my foot. 269 00:12:47,403 --> 00:12:50,219 - Operator I would like a number in Fort Lauderdale, 270 00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:51,922 the Roxbury residence. 271 00:12:53,277 --> 00:12:55,223 - [Carole] This has gotta go. 272 00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:57,448 - [Sandra] Just a minute, operator. 273 00:12:57,482 --> 00:12:58,560 - Perfect. 274 00:13:03,461 --> 00:13:05,060 What have you got in there? 275 00:13:05,096 --> 00:13:08,883 - One bottle of 151 proof rum, birth control pills, 276 00:13:08,919 --> 00:13:12,047 some Midol, my father's American Express card, 277 00:13:12,081 --> 00:13:14,306 king size bottle of Alka-Seltzer, too. 278 00:13:14,341 --> 00:13:16,634 One sexy black teddy. 279 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:20,562 A lid of grass and a quarter, just in case 280 00:13:20,597 --> 00:13:21,987 I have to call home. 281 00:13:22,022 --> 00:13:23,899 I think that oughta get me through the night. 282 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,505 - That could get me through the rest of my life. 283 00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:29,355 (harpsichord music) 284 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,867 - Ah, let's see, I'm wearing the black and white. 285 00:13:32,901 --> 00:13:34,292 You're wearing the pink. 286 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,550 We'll take that one. 287 00:13:36,585 --> 00:13:37,210 - Perfect. 288 00:13:38,219 --> 00:13:40,548 That'll impress 'em at the Miami Airport. 289 00:13:42,702 --> 00:13:45,970 - Hector, wash the car, not your hair. 290 00:13:46,004 --> 00:13:47,707 - Relax, Barbara. 291 00:13:47,742 --> 00:13:48,437 - Relax? 292 00:13:48,472 --> 00:13:49,202 If I'm late I'll kill myself. 293 00:13:49,236 --> 00:13:50,592 My son needs me. 294 00:13:50,627 --> 00:13:52,991 - Darling, he hasn't needed you since he was six years old 295 00:13:53,025 --> 00:13:55,424 when he won the International Chopin Competition. 296 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:55,980 - At Juilliard. 297 00:13:57,232 --> 00:14:00,603 - [Maggie] Besides, he's wealthier, smarter and far more 298 00:14:00,637 --> 00:14:02,410 pretentious than we are. 299 00:14:02,446 --> 00:14:04,844 - [Barbara] No one's more pretentious than we are. 300 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:05,990 - [Maggie] Wanna bet? 301 00:14:09,953 --> 00:14:11,690 - Barbara Roxbury please. 302 00:14:13,324 --> 00:14:14,020 When? 303 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:19,615 Oh, can you tell her her niece Sandra called? 304 00:14:21,005 --> 00:14:26,393 Sandra and I'm staying at the Lauderdale Beach Hotel. 305 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:27,853 Si. 306 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,842 Ooh, what's that? 307 00:14:30,876 --> 00:14:32,788 - My buddy, Dave. 308 00:14:32,823 --> 00:14:35,395 He was a gift and he'll be our bodyguard. 309 00:14:35,429 --> 00:14:37,272 - Laurie, it is way too crowded in here. 310 00:14:37,306 --> 00:14:39,253 He's gonna have to sleep in the tub. 311 00:14:39,287 --> 00:14:41,895 - Come on, Dave, time for bath. 312 00:14:41,929 --> 00:14:44,223 - [Jennie] Laurie, you're weird. 313 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,831 - She's on vacation scrubbing other people's toilets 314 00:14:46,865 --> 00:14:47,874 and I'm weird? 315 00:14:47,908 --> 00:14:49,403 Let's get naked, Dave. 316 00:14:49,437 --> 00:14:50,828 (chuckling) 317 00:14:50,862 --> 00:14:53,990 (harpsichord music) 318 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,298 - [Man] Hello, Mrs. Roxbury. 319 00:15:02,332 --> 00:15:03,514 - Hi, thanks. 320 00:15:03,549 --> 00:15:05,182 Oh God, we've missed him. 321 00:15:05,218 --> 00:15:05,912 I knew it. 322 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,059 He's gonna be furious. 323 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,334 Camden! 324 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:13,107 Camden, darling, it's Mother! 325 00:15:13,141 --> 00:15:14,011 - And Maggie. 326 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,505 - I know, I know. 327 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,930 Are you sure there's no press? 328 00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:18,043 - Didn't I promise you? 329 00:15:18,077 --> 00:15:20,024 Sometimes I think you don't trust me. 330 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,847 - Mother, you're a picture postcard. 331 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,454 And Maggie, you are simply younger than springtime. 332 00:15:26,488 --> 00:15:28,782 - Oh, this boy's truly divine! 333 00:15:29,616 --> 00:15:30,799 Oh come on, Camden. 334 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:32,953 Give your old mom a big smack on the chops! 335 00:15:32,988 --> 00:15:35,422 (smooching) (chuckling) 336 00:15:35,457 --> 00:15:39,524 - Camden, you look a little tired. 337 00:15:39,558 --> 00:15:42,234 How old is this French actress that you've been dating? 338 00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:43,416 The one we read about in People? 339 00:15:43,451 --> 00:15:45,362 The one you didn't mention to me? 340 00:15:45,398 --> 00:15:47,101 - Mother, that's my affair. 341 00:15:47,135 --> 00:15:48,699 - Don't you think you'd be more comfortable 342 00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:49,741 with people your own age? 343 00:15:49,777 --> 00:15:51,272 - Mother, let's set things straight. 344 00:15:51,306 --> 00:15:53,183 I'm here to do the concert for you and Maggie, 345 00:15:53,217 --> 00:15:55,963 as I promised, but by weekend I'll be going back 346 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,465 to San Tropez for a little peace and quiet 347 00:15:58,501 --> 00:15:59,717 and a very long rest. 348 00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:00,760 - Oh, but darling. 349 00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:02,254 You'll get plenty of peace right here 350 00:16:02,289 --> 00:16:03,610 during Easter vacation. 351 00:16:04,827 --> 00:16:08,163 ♪ It's gonna be paradise 352 00:16:08,198 --> 00:16:12,334 ♪ Simply heaven 353 00:16:12,369 --> 00:16:15,601 ♪ I'll do anything you like 354 00:16:15,636 --> 00:16:19,598 ♪ Simply heaven 355 00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:23,074 ♪ Ooh hoo hoo 356 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:26,098 ♪ Simply heaven 357 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,748 (cheering) 358 00:16:35,309 --> 00:16:40,210 (screaming) (splashing) 359 00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:47,197 - [Woman] Oh my God. 360 00:16:47,961 --> 00:16:49,351 (chattering) 361 00:16:49,386 --> 00:16:51,645 - [Laurie] Hey guys, you know what I wanna do down here? 362 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,687 - [Carole] What? 363 00:16:52,723 --> 00:16:55,260 - I wanna meet some total bonehead 364 00:16:55,295 --> 00:16:57,866 with the most gorgeous bod you've ever seen, 365 00:16:57,901 --> 00:17:00,368 whose mind has turned to guacamole. 366 00:17:00,404 --> 00:17:02,420 I'm talking Conan the Barbarian. 367 00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:03,636 (giggling) 368 00:17:03,671 --> 00:17:05,548 I'm gonna wrap myself around him for one night 369 00:17:05,582 --> 00:17:08,815 of unbelievable raw, primal sex. 370 00:17:08,850 --> 00:17:11,804 - She's great when she holds back like this. 371 00:17:11,838 --> 00:17:12,777 - [Mr. Bullhorn] Attention! 372 00:17:12,812 --> 00:17:14,237 Attention Paul Newman. 373 00:17:14,272 --> 00:17:15,905 Paging Mr. Paul Newman. 374 00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:16,809 - Paul Newman? 375 00:17:16,843 --> 00:17:17,713 Where? 376 00:17:17,749 --> 00:17:19,626 (cheering) (applauding) 377 00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:22,718 Another victim of Mr. Bullhorn! 378 00:17:22,754 --> 00:17:25,082 (cheering) 379 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,488 - New arrivals in town, hmm? 380 00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:30,053 Better be careful with this Florida sun. 381 00:17:30,087 --> 00:17:32,451 It's a lot stronger than you're used to. 382 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,980 - Really? 383 00:17:34,014 --> 00:17:37,421 I guess you'd know all about sunburns and things, 384 00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:40,098 being from Fort Lauderdale and all. 385 00:17:40,132 --> 00:17:41,453 - I'm dark complected. 386 00:17:41,487 --> 00:17:42,565 I don't burn. 387 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,484 - Well, darlin', you just be extra careful, okay? 388 00:17:45,519 --> 00:17:46,423 - Uh huh. 389 00:17:47,987 --> 00:17:48,856 - He's cute. 390 00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,419 - And he's real sexy. 391 00:17:50,455 --> 00:17:52,644 - Police officers are not sexy. 392 00:17:52,679 --> 00:17:55,356 They're civil servants and you don't date them. 393 00:17:56,293 --> 00:17:58,275 You date bankers and lawyers-- 394 00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:58,901 - Lawyers. 395 00:17:58,935 --> 00:17:59,527 - [Sandra] And doctors-- 396 00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:00,152 - Doctors. 397 00:18:00,187 --> 00:18:01,368 - There she goes again. 398 00:18:01,403 --> 00:18:02,933 - Well, if I intend to leave here looking like 399 00:18:02,967 --> 00:18:06,756 Diana Ross, I'd better start catching some serious rays. 400 00:18:09,016 --> 00:18:12,387 (uptempo rock music) 401 00:18:32,025 --> 00:18:33,971 Oh my God, it's Conan. 402 00:18:38,803 --> 00:18:40,298 - Oh Jennie, be careful, be careful. 403 00:18:40,332 --> 00:18:42,348 (wincing) 404 00:18:42,383 --> 00:18:44,225 (knocking) 405 00:18:44,259 --> 00:18:45,789 - [Laurie] Hey if you're hot, young and hung, 406 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:47,110 you can come in. 407 00:18:48,221 --> 00:18:49,021 - What'd she just say? 408 00:18:49,056 --> 00:18:49,925 - [Sandra] Laurie, who's that? 409 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,107 - [Scott] Hi, I forgot my bag. 410 00:18:51,141 --> 00:18:52,392 - [Laurie] Hi, well, it's right over there. 411 00:18:52,428 --> 00:18:52,879 Come on in. 412 00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,061 - Well, thanks. 413 00:18:54,095 --> 00:18:55,660 Hey guys, come on in. - [Sandra] What are you doing? 414 00:18:55,694 --> 00:18:56,911 - [Jennie] What, are you kidding me? 415 00:18:56,945 --> 00:18:59,239 - I want to introduce you to my four fabulous musicians. 416 00:18:59,275 --> 00:19:01,569 That's Tony on the bass and camera. 417 00:19:01,604 --> 00:19:03,481 That's Jude and Ray on the guitars. 418 00:19:03,516 --> 00:19:05,150 And that's Jeff on the drums. 419 00:19:05,184 --> 00:19:05,880 (chattering) 420 00:19:05,914 --> 00:19:08,416 - This is Laurie, Sandra... 421 00:19:08,452 --> 00:19:09,320 - Carole. 422 00:19:09,355 --> 00:19:10,189 - [Scott] Carole. 423 00:19:10,224 --> 00:19:10,710 - Thank you. 424 00:19:10,745 --> 00:19:11,822 - And Jennie. 425 00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:13,630 - [Tony] Ray, we're losing light here. 426 00:19:13,665 --> 00:19:14,846 - I'm gonna call the front desk. 427 00:19:14,882 --> 00:19:15,889 - What are you doing? 428 00:19:15,925 --> 00:19:17,350 - I'm shooting a documentary. 429 00:19:17,384 --> 00:19:18,009 - On what? 430 00:19:18,044 --> 00:19:18,669 Half nude college girls? 431 00:19:18,705 --> 00:19:19,469 Get outta here. 432 00:19:19,504 --> 00:19:20,755 - He thinks he's Fellini. 433 00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:23,258 Anyway, you're all invited tonight to City Limits 434 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,031 where we will be appearing live. 435 00:19:25,065 --> 00:19:25,934 - [Jennie] Okay, look, bye. 436 00:19:25,968 --> 00:19:27,046 - 9:30. 437 00:19:27,081 --> 00:19:29,688 (chattering) 438 00:19:30,939 --> 00:19:31,530 - Bye. 439 00:19:31,564 --> 00:19:32,572 (phone ringing) 440 00:19:32,607 --> 00:19:33,685 - [Scott] Now, don't forget, 9:30. 441 00:19:34,415 --> 00:19:35,492 - [Tony] Bye. 442 00:19:35,527 --> 00:19:38,342 (phone ringing) 443 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:39,767 - [Jennie] Laurie, would you come back here? 444 00:19:39,802 --> 00:19:40,671 - [Laurie] No. 445 00:19:40,706 --> 00:19:42,305 - [Sandra] Hello Aunt Barbara. 446 00:19:42,339 --> 00:19:43,243 - [Jennie] I don't believe... 447 00:19:43,278 --> 00:19:45,954 - Sandra, what a surprise. 448 00:19:45,989 --> 00:19:48,247 I thought you'd be in Bermuda. 449 00:19:48,283 --> 00:19:50,125 So, where are you staying? 450 00:19:51,238 --> 00:19:54,054 Lauderdale Beach Hotel on the strip. 451 00:19:54,088 --> 00:19:55,548 How divine. 452 00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:56,660 With whom? 453 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,962 Oh, your three roommates. 454 00:19:59,996 --> 00:20:02,221 Well, yes he is here, the little genius. 455 00:20:02,256 --> 00:20:04,515 I know he'd love to meet them. 456 00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:06,044 Where? 457 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,331 The City Limits. 458 00:20:08,443 --> 00:20:09,416 How vivid. 459 00:20:09,451 --> 00:20:12,370 No, no, it's perfect, what time, 9:30? 460 00:20:12,405 --> 00:20:15,082 Great, right, bye. 461 00:20:15,116 --> 00:20:16,019 - Bye bye. 462 00:20:16,367 --> 00:20:17,654 Done. 463 00:20:17,688 --> 00:20:20,260 We are meeting my Aunt Barbara and my cousin Camden 464 00:20:20,295 --> 00:20:22,589 tonight at that club where Scott's playin'. 465 00:20:22,623 --> 00:20:23,736 - I don't believe it. 466 00:20:23,770 --> 00:20:25,057 (giggling) 467 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,898 What's he really like? 468 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,428 - Let me put it to you this way. 469 00:20:28,463 --> 00:20:31,383 To Camden Roxbury, a one night stand 470 00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:33,294 is an evening with the Boston Pops. 471 00:20:33,329 --> 00:20:34,928 (laughing) (knocking) 472 00:20:34,962 --> 00:20:36,353 - I got it. 473 00:20:36,387 --> 00:20:38,925 - [Carole] Careful, might be that creep from downstairs. 474 00:20:40,558 --> 00:20:41,427 - [Scott] Hi. 475 00:20:41,462 --> 00:20:42,366 - [Jennie] Hi. 476 00:20:42,402 --> 00:20:43,965 - I almost forgot, for you. 477 00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:45,599 - Oh, thank you. 478 00:20:45,634 --> 00:20:46,711 You really shouldn't have. 479 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,936 I mean, this must have been expensive. 480 00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:51,334 - Some things are more important than money. 481 00:20:52,342 --> 00:20:53,245 - Thanks. 482 00:20:58,945 --> 00:21:00,266 It's Beethoven. 483 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,553 - How nice. 484 00:21:01,587 --> 00:21:05,063 - [Jennie] From the Fort Lauderdale Public Library. 485 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,140 Oh, gimme a break. 486 00:21:06,176 --> 00:21:07,496 (laughing) 487 00:21:07,531 --> 00:21:08,573 - Hey look. 488 00:21:08,608 --> 00:21:09,859 Come on, Toby, have a heart. 489 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,118 - My heart's in the cash register right over there. 490 00:21:12,154 --> 00:21:14,099 - Well just put Scott Nash and the Ramblers to work 491 00:21:14,135 --> 00:21:16,429 and you'll have cash in the register over there. 492 00:21:16,463 --> 00:21:17,958 Come on, just let us perform tonight 493 00:21:17,992 --> 00:21:19,695 and you'll see that Nash means cash. 494 00:21:20,982 --> 00:21:23,310 Toby look, how do you expect me to go out there 495 00:21:23,345 --> 00:21:25,291 and tell the guys that you can't use 'em? 496 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,438 I thought we had a deal. 497 00:21:26,473 --> 00:21:27,342 - Sorry my man. 498 00:21:27,377 --> 00:21:28,141 I don't need you. 499 00:21:28,177 --> 00:21:29,254 I got a band. 500 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,235 - I'll tell you what, we'll work cheap. 501 00:21:31,269 --> 00:21:32,626 In fact, we'll work free. 502 00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:37,006 - What I need is busboys, dependable, responsible busboys. 503 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:37,909 - Busboys? 504 00:21:37,944 --> 00:21:39,438 We're musicians. 505 00:21:39,473 --> 00:21:41,593 - [Gary] Chip, we've been driving up and down 506 00:21:41,629 --> 00:21:43,679 this strip for six hours. 507 00:21:43,714 --> 00:21:46,042 - [Chip] And we'll keep driving for six more hours 508 00:21:46,078 --> 00:21:47,224 until we find her. 509 00:21:48,197 --> 00:21:49,796 - It's a hundred degrees down here. 510 00:21:49,831 --> 00:21:52,264 I think we brought the wrong clothes. 511 00:21:52,298 --> 00:21:53,411 - Well, we're not here for sunning. 512 00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:54,696 We're here for spying. 513 00:21:54,732 --> 00:21:56,609 - How do you expect to find her? 514 00:21:56,643 --> 00:21:58,903 There's over two million college kids roaming around. 515 00:21:58,937 --> 00:22:01,162 - She's down here, I'll find her. 516 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,803 I've given Carole some of the best years of my life, 517 00:22:03,838 --> 00:22:06,028 and I swear, if I find her with some other guy, 518 00:22:06,062 --> 00:22:07,591 I want those years back. 519 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:12,318 ♪ Well be-bop-a-Lula she's my baby ♪ 520 00:22:12,354 --> 00:22:16,281 ♪ Be-bop-a-Lula I don't mean maybe ♪ 521 00:22:16,316 --> 00:22:19,999 ♪ Be-bop-a-Lula she's my baby 522 00:22:20,035 --> 00:22:21,356 ♪ Be-bop-a-Lula I don't mean maybe ♪ 523 00:22:21,390 --> 00:22:22,677 - [Barbara] Roxbury party please. 524 00:22:22,711 --> 00:22:25,596 - [Camden] As expected, noisy, crowded, intrusive. 525 00:22:25,632 --> 00:22:27,299 Perfect for my first night. 526 00:22:28,238 --> 00:22:29,385 (mumbling) 527 00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:30,706 - [Barbara] We're in America now, Camden. 528 00:22:30,741 --> 00:22:32,374 You can say shit. 529 00:22:32,409 --> 00:22:33,938 - Mother, I'm giving you 15 minutes in this place 530 00:22:33,973 --> 00:22:35,190 and that's it. 531 00:22:35,224 --> 00:22:37,484 - This is our best booth Mrs. Roxbury the third. 532 00:22:37,518 --> 00:22:39,534 - He's the third, I'm the second. 533 00:22:39,569 --> 00:22:41,064 Oh, there they are. 534 00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:43,254 Come on, Maggie, Camden. 535 00:22:43,288 --> 00:22:44,157 Darling. 536 00:22:44,192 --> 00:22:45,339 - [Sandra] Barbara, over here. 537 00:22:45,373 --> 00:22:48,015 (chattering) 538 00:22:50,691 --> 00:22:51,873 Nice to see you. 539 00:22:51,908 --> 00:22:55,731 This is my friend Carole and Laurie and Jennie. 540 00:22:55,766 --> 00:22:57,504 My Aunt Barbara and Maggie. 541 00:22:57,538 --> 00:22:59,623 Come on, sit down. 542 00:22:59,659 --> 00:23:00,806 Hi Camden. 543 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,968 - Very nice to see you in your real eminence, Sandra. 544 00:23:04,004 --> 00:23:05,637 - This place wasn't exactly my idea, cousin. 545 00:23:05,671 --> 00:23:08,174 We just came to see a friend of Jennie's perform. 546 00:23:08,209 --> 00:23:08,939 - Hi ladies. 547 00:23:08,973 --> 00:23:10,155 May I take your order? 548 00:23:10,190 --> 00:23:12,484 - Scott, I thought you guys were playing here tonight. 549 00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:15,334 - So did I, but I think we're gonna play in a couple nights. 550 00:23:15,368 --> 00:23:17,072 You know, I'm really glad you could make it. 551 00:23:17,108 --> 00:23:18,533 And to show you my appreciation, 552 00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:19,784 the first round of drinks is on me. 553 00:23:19,818 --> 00:23:21,243 So what'll it be? 554 00:23:21,279 --> 00:23:24,754 - I think we'd like to start with a magnum of Dom Perignon, 555 00:23:24,789 --> 00:23:25,970 be just fine. 556 00:23:26,979 --> 00:23:28,577 - How 'bout a round of beers? 557 00:23:29,481 --> 00:23:31,010 - Is he a friend of yours? 558 00:23:31,045 --> 00:23:32,158 - Well, not exactly. 559 00:23:32,192 --> 00:23:34,694 He's just a guy we picked up hitchhiking. 560 00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:37,058 He's someone we just met. 561 00:23:38,935 --> 00:23:41,264 - Waiter, I think we'll just have the champagne 562 00:23:42,862 --> 00:23:44,670 and you can put it on my Mastercard. 563 00:23:44,705 --> 00:23:45,643 - Yes, sir. 564 00:23:49,118 --> 00:23:52,490 (uptempo rock music) 565 00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:57,808 - This job is worse than the job I had 566 00:23:57,843 --> 00:24:00,693 in a pet cemetery in Cleveland. 567 00:24:00,727 --> 00:24:02,431 - Do me a favor, okay? 568 00:24:02,465 --> 00:24:04,794 - Oh sure, anything for a pal who got me into this 569 00:24:04,829 --> 00:24:06,219 in the first place. 570 00:24:06,254 --> 00:24:08,618 - Just take this order over to that table. 571 00:24:08,653 --> 00:24:09,522 - [Tony] What's the matter? 572 00:24:09,557 --> 00:24:10,461 Tray too heavy for ya? 573 00:24:11,434 --> 00:24:14,180 - No, I just may drop it on his head. 574 00:24:15,048 --> 00:24:15,952 - Hey guys. 575 00:24:17,308 --> 00:24:20,332 For someone with a personality of a cement block, 576 00:24:20,366 --> 00:24:21,931 I think Camden's kinda cute. 577 00:24:22,973 --> 00:24:24,745 - I think you better get your eyes examined 578 00:24:24,781 --> 00:24:26,726 for glasses when we get back to school. 579 00:24:27,839 --> 00:24:30,098 - Getting back to your (mumbling) interpretation 580 00:24:30,133 --> 00:24:31,697 of my third piano concerto. 581 00:24:31,732 --> 00:24:33,052 - No, your second. 582 00:24:33,087 --> 00:24:36,215 Your third was much more moderish in mood. 583 00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:38,578 - I actually think she understands his music. 584 00:24:38,614 --> 00:24:40,768 God knows I don't, but I love it. 585 00:24:40,803 --> 00:24:42,228 - You know, Jennie, I'd very much like 586 00:24:42,263 --> 00:24:44,800 to continue our conversation but this atmosphere 587 00:24:44,835 --> 00:24:47,546 is certainly not the most conducive. 588 00:24:47,581 --> 00:24:48,693 I'd like to see you again. 589 00:24:50,048 --> 00:24:54,463 Would you like to be my guest at the concert Saturday night? 590 00:24:54,497 --> 00:24:55,470 - I'd love to. 591 00:24:55,506 --> 00:24:57,903 - Very good, I'll take care of everything. 592 00:24:57,939 --> 00:25:00,164 Mother, Maggie, our 15 minutes are up. 593 00:25:00,198 --> 00:25:01,623 Time to say au revoir. 594 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,231 - [Laurie] Oh, Camden we didn't even dance yet. 595 00:25:04,265 --> 00:25:05,169 - [Barbara] Bye, you sweet thing. 596 00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:06,837 - [Laurie] Oh, don't go. 597 00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:07,741 - [Maggie] Bye darlins. 598 00:25:07,775 --> 00:25:08,818 - [All] Bye. 599 00:25:10,487 --> 00:25:12,954 (cheering) 600 00:25:17,299 --> 00:25:20,427 (uptempo pop music) 601 00:25:25,779 --> 00:25:29,082 ♪ I don't want money 602 00:25:29,116 --> 00:25:31,723 (chattering) 603 00:25:37,353 --> 00:25:38,500 - Alright, you guys. 604 00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:41,003 I think it's time to get seriously shitfaced, 605 00:25:41,802 --> 00:25:42,671 but with dignity. 606 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:43,610 - Of course. 607 00:25:44,896 --> 00:25:45,973 - Hi. 608 00:25:47,156 --> 00:25:48,615 Can I have a margarita? 609 00:25:48,649 --> 00:25:49,867 - [Bartender] Okay. 610 00:25:49,902 --> 00:25:51,432 - And I'll have a gin and tonic. 611 00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:52,752 - Scotch on the rocks. 612 00:25:52,787 --> 00:25:54,420 - Scotch on the rocks. 613 00:25:54,455 --> 00:25:55,394 - A virgin Mary. 614 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:56,715 - Hang on, hang on. 615 00:25:56,749 --> 00:25:58,939 This isn't one of your mother's luncheons. 616 00:25:58,973 --> 00:25:59,703 You're on vacation. 617 00:25:59,738 --> 00:26:01,650 Have a real drink. 618 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:04,709 - Yeah, could you bring her a double tequila Mary 619 00:26:04,743 --> 00:26:07,176 and could you possibly bring me your phone number? 620 00:26:07,211 --> 00:26:08,427 - Don't go away, I'll be right back. 621 00:26:08,462 --> 00:26:10,965 - I don't believe you. 622 00:26:10,999 --> 00:26:14,301 (uptempo pop music) 623 00:26:19,445 --> 00:26:22,052 (chattering) 624 00:26:24,138 --> 00:26:25,007 - Hi Carole. 625 00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:26,605 - [Carole] Tony. 626 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,440 - Come here. 627 00:26:28,795 --> 00:26:30,707 - [Laurie] He's the one with the camera, isn't he? 628 00:26:30,741 --> 00:26:33,210 - So, you game for a round of buzz, or what? 629 00:26:33,244 --> 00:26:35,642 - [Carole] I'm game for a round of anything. 630 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:38,666 ♪ I'll change my mind 631 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:40,161 ♪ If you want me to 632 00:26:40,195 --> 00:26:42,942 ♪ I won't change my style 633 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:45,201 - In this game, it's anything that ends with seven 634 00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:47,148 and multiples of seven, got it? 635 00:26:47,183 --> 00:26:48,225 - Okay, I got it. 636 00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:49,580 - [All] Then chug it, baby. 637 00:26:49,616 --> 00:26:52,084 (laughing) 638 00:26:54,377 --> 00:26:57,297 - Hey, are you sure it's okay for us to sleep here? 639 00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:00,112 - We got no choice. 640 00:27:00,147 --> 00:27:01,294 No hotel room. 641 00:27:02,023 --> 00:27:03,101 No Carole. 642 00:27:04,074 --> 00:27:07,376 (uptempo pop music) 643 00:27:13,945 --> 00:27:14,988 - Good girl. 644 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:17,942 Okay, one more time. 645 00:27:17,977 --> 00:27:19,402 One. 646 00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:20,305 Two. 647 00:27:21,696 --> 00:27:23,121 - Huh? 648 00:27:23,155 --> 00:27:24,234 - Two. 649 00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:25,172 - Three. 650 00:27:25,901 --> 00:27:27,222 - Four. 651 00:27:27,258 --> 00:27:32,472 (snoring) (laughing) 652 00:27:32,506 --> 00:27:34,904 - He's five, I'm six. 653 00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:36,051 - I'm seven, shit. 654 00:27:37,129 --> 00:27:38,867 (laughing) 655 00:27:38,902 --> 00:27:41,439 - At least one of us is having some fun. 656 00:27:43,838 --> 00:27:47,313 - Aw, mas tequila. 657 00:27:47,348 --> 00:27:48,564 Mas tequila Mary. 658 00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:51,866 I am tequila Mary. 659 00:27:51,901 --> 00:27:53,535 (giggling) 660 00:27:53,569 --> 00:27:54,994 - We should get her drunk more often. 661 00:27:55,029 --> 00:27:56,072 She's funny. 662 00:27:59,617 --> 00:28:01,598 I'll be back in a minute. 663 00:28:01,632 --> 00:28:03,962 - Can I have scotch on the rocks? 664 00:28:06,534 --> 00:28:07,889 Ooh, Oberlin, huh? 665 00:28:07,924 --> 00:28:09,210 - That's right. 666 00:28:09,245 --> 00:28:12,164 - Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous. 667 00:28:12,199 --> 00:28:13,624 Can we get acquainted? 668 00:28:13,659 --> 00:28:14,597 - Sure. 669 00:28:14,631 --> 00:28:15,744 - How 'bout out there? 670 00:28:18,838 --> 00:28:20,611 - Thank you darlin'. 671 00:28:26,033 --> 00:28:26,554 - Drink madam? 672 00:28:27,737 --> 00:28:30,169 - Listen, I want to apologize for what I said earlier. 673 00:28:30,204 --> 00:28:33,019 I really didn't mean for it to come out that way. 674 00:28:33,054 --> 00:28:34,966 I guess I just wasn't thinking. 675 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,017 It was rude and I'm sorry, okay? 676 00:28:37,955 --> 00:28:40,283 - Okay, if you let me walk you home. 677 00:28:41,604 --> 00:28:42,891 - Okay. 678 00:28:42,925 --> 00:28:45,219 - One thing, the place doesn't close 'til four a.m. 679 00:28:45,253 --> 00:28:47,513 But I'll buy you breakfast on the beach. 680 00:28:48,869 --> 00:28:49,772 - Alright. 681 00:28:52,762 --> 00:28:55,368 - Ooh, I wanna buy his butt. 682 00:28:56,515 --> 00:28:58,322 Buy somebody's butt. 683 00:29:01,798 --> 00:29:02,702 - Ooh. 684 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:07,116 Yeah. Hey, if we keep this up much longer, 685 00:29:07,151 --> 00:29:08,993 we'll have to get married. 686 00:29:11,704 --> 00:29:13,929 - Is this what I meant when I said 687 00:29:14,972 --> 00:29:18,413 let's get shitfaced with a little dignity? 688 00:29:18,448 --> 00:29:19,213 - Yeah. 689 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:22,688 I don't film in there, so hang on, I'll be there. 690 00:29:22,723 --> 00:29:23,626 - Okay. 691 00:29:26,268 --> 00:29:28,389 - Well, that's a wrap. 692 00:29:30,682 --> 00:29:32,976 (cheering) 693 00:29:34,679 --> 00:29:38,816 ("Slow Down" by The Rockats) 694 00:29:53,969 --> 00:29:56,437 (cheering) 695 00:30:06,448 --> 00:30:11,383 ♪ (lyrics unavailable) 696 00:31:18,535 --> 00:31:21,663 ♪ Come on pretty baby ♪ Give me one more chance ♪ 697 00:31:21,698 --> 00:31:23,957 ♪ Try to save our romance 698 00:31:23,992 --> 00:31:27,085 ♪ Slow down 699 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,352 ♪ Baby moving way too fast 700 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:32,855 - Would you please shut up? 701 00:31:35,878 --> 00:31:38,347 (siren blaring) 702 00:31:38,381 --> 00:31:40,779 ♪ Come on pretty baby give me one more chance ♪ Oh shit. 703 00:31:56,073 --> 00:31:58,542 (crashing) 704 00:32:00,904 --> 00:32:03,164 (yelling) 705 00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:08,864 (chattering on police radio) 706 00:32:08,899 --> 00:32:12,548 Hi, could I have a cheeseburger, fries 707 00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:14,286 and cherry coke, please? 708 00:32:14,321 --> 00:32:17,032 - Let's try driving while under the influence. 709 00:32:18,596 --> 00:32:20,055 - I think, uh-- 710 00:32:20,091 --> 00:32:21,516 - Come on, dear. 711 00:32:21,550 --> 00:32:24,400 - A cherry coke sounds much better. 712 00:32:24,435 --> 00:32:25,512 - [Ernie] Let's try a little speeding 713 00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:26,451 and reckless driving. 714 00:32:26,485 --> 00:32:27,459 That sounds good, too. 715 00:32:27,494 --> 00:32:28,536 Watch your head, hon. 716 00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:31,108 - [Laurie] I didn't do that. 717 00:32:31,143 --> 00:32:32,325 Did I? 718 00:32:32,359 --> 00:32:34,167 - [Ernie] How 'bout damaging public property. 719 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:35,731 - [Laurie] You are picky. 720 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,233 - Okay, officer. 721 00:32:39,138 --> 00:32:41,432 We're ready for the chain gang. 722 00:32:41,467 --> 00:32:42,093 - Here we go. 723 00:32:43,274 --> 00:32:47,480 - Now, I am a law abiding citizen and I demand for you 724 00:32:47,515 --> 00:32:50,782 to tell me just what the hell you think you're doing. 725 00:32:51,790 --> 00:32:52,694 - You demand? 726 00:32:53,910 --> 00:32:56,204 - What if I booked you on a drunk and disorderly, 727 00:32:56,238 --> 00:32:57,733 comes with a nice big, fat fine. 728 00:32:57,768 --> 00:32:58,880 You'll love that, okay miss? 729 00:32:58,915 --> 00:33:00,201 - [Sandra] Oh yeah? 730 00:33:00,235 --> 00:33:00,931 - [Ernie] Mm hmm. 731 00:33:00,966 --> 00:33:03,781 - Yeah, well fuck you. 732 00:33:03,816 --> 00:33:06,596 (smacking) 733 00:33:06,631 --> 00:33:07,500 - Come on, dear. 734 00:33:07,534 --> 00:33:08,751 Let's go to the station. 735 00:33:08,786 --> 00:33:10,072 You'll love it. 736 00:33:10,106 --> 00:33:11,149 - [Sandra] Hi! 737 00:33:11,184 --> 00:33:12,818 - Watch your head. 738 00:33:21,890 --> 00:33:23,801 - Are we there yet? 739 00:33:26,721 --> 00:33:29,954 (melancholy music) 740 00:33:32,978 --> 00:33:33,881 - [Scott] Hey Jen. 741 00:33:33,917 --> 00:33:36,036 I'm really glad you could stay. 742 00:33:36,071 --> 00:33:36,941 - [Jennie] I didn't mind. 743 00:33:36,975 --> 00:33:39,060 It was actually kinda fun. 744 00:33:40,624 --> 00:33:43,439 You know, being my first night in Fort Lauderdale, 745 00:33:43,474 --> 00:33:44,691 it was a lot to see. 746 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:55,986 - I love this time of the morning. 747 00:33:56,022 --> 00:33:57,134 It's so peaceful. 748 00:33:58,524 --> 00:34:00,853 - Yeah, it's really beautiful. 749 00:34:04,051 --> 00:34:07,492 - Now how about seriously discussing the possibility of 750 00:34:07,526 --> 00:34:08,777 having some real fun? 751 00:34:10,063 --> 00:34:11,106 - Like what? 752 00:34:12,219 --> 00:34:13,818 - Like this. 753 00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:17,084 (melancholy music) 754 00:34:21,464 --> 00:34:22,751 - Not now, okay? 755 00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:25,983 - Sure, for the moment. 756 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,630 - Thanks for the walk and the talk. 757 00:34:37,696 --> 00:34:38,844 I should be going. 758 00:34:39,747 --> 00:34:41,276 - Then I'll see ya tomorrow. 759 00:34:41,311 --> 00:34:42,805 - It is tomorrow. 760 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:43,744 - That's right. 761 00:34:45,308 --> 00:34:47,428 I think I'll just stay and catch a few zzz's. 762 00:34:47,463 --> 00:34:48,819 - Okay. 763 00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:49,757 I'll see ya later. 764 00:34:49,792 --> 00:34:50,696 - Great. 765 00:34:57,681 --> 00:35:00,219 (chuckling) 766 00:35:06,579 --> 00:35:11,898 ♪ Nobody knows the trouble I've seen ♪ 767 00:35:11,933 --> 00:35:12,802 - Shut up! 768 00:35:12,836 --> 00:35:13,914 - [Prisoner] Your ass. 769 00:35:17,285 --> 00:35:18,432 - This sickens me. 770 00:35:20,031 --> 00:35:21,526 Physically sickens me. 771 00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:26,009 The youth of America, this country's strength. 772 00:35:26,045 --> 00:35:27,748 They come down here and they behave 773 00:35:27,782 --> 00:35:29,902 like total degenerates. 774 00:35:29,937 --> 00:35:31,362 I haven't seen a spring vacation this bad 775 00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:33,969 since '69 when I had to call in the National Guard. 776 00:35:34,003 --> 00:35:35,220 It was like Korea. 777 00:35:38,244 --> 00:35:39,773 - They took all my jewelry. 778 00:35:41,511 --> 00:35:45,543 They actually took my mugshot without any jewelry on. 779 00:35:48,810 --> 00:35:51,556 You know my mother will have a total coronary 780 00:35:51,590 --> 00:35:52,668 if she knows I'm here. 781 00:35:52,703 --> 00:35:54,232 - [Laurie] Mm hmm. 782 00:35:56,213 --> 00:35:57,638 - What are we doing here? 783 00:36:00,662 --> 00:36:02,504 - You don't remember? 784 00:36:05,737 --> 00:36:07,476 The strip tease? 785 00:36:07,510 --> 00:36:08,761 The accident? 786 00:36:10,569 --> 00:36:12,133 - Nope. 787 00:36:12,167 --> 00:36:16,060 - Telling Officer Grasso to fuck off. 788 00:36:17,415 --> 00:36:20,927 - Laurie, I did a strip tease and told 789 00:36:20,961 --> 00:36:24,924 a police officer to screw off? 790 00:36:26,279 --> 00:36:27,704 - Fuck off. 791 00:36:28,851 --> 00:36:30,206 - I'm gonna die. 792 00:36:30,241 --> 00:36:31,110 What are we gonna do? 793 00:36:31,145 --> 00:36:31,909 Ow. 794 00:36:31,945 --> 00:36:33,370 - Don't worry about it. 795 00:36:33,404 --> 00:36:36,672 I called Jennie, she knows we're here and she'll get us out. 796 00:36:36,706 --> 00:36:37,471 - What's the total fine? 797 00:36:37,505 --> 00:36:38,757 - $200. 798 00:36:38,791 --> 00:36:40,737 You know, Sandra's parents can easily afford it, 799 00:36:40,773 --> 00:36:42,614 but when I suggested calling, she threatened 800 00:36:42,650 --> 00:36:43,553 to kill herself. 801 00:36:43,588 --> 00:36:44,561 - Great. 802 00:36:44,596 --> 00:36:45,742 - Good thing she doesn't overreact. 803 00:36:47,099 --> 00:36:48,802 - Hey Carole, if we use our spending money for bail, 804 00:36:48,836 --> 00:36:50,400 how much does that leave us? 805 00:36:51,825 --> 00:36:54,015 - $4.50. 806 00:36:54,050 --> 00:36:56,692 - Great, that might get us through breakfast. 807 00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:59,577 - Can I have your attention please? 808 00:36:59,612 --> 00:37:01,176 Can I have your attention please? 809 00:37:01,210 --> 00:37:02,601 This is Mr. Bullhorn. 810 00:37:02,636 --> 00:37:06,772 Don't miss the exciting Mr. and Ms. Hot Bod dance contest. 811 00:37:06,806 --> 00:37:07,988 That's right. 812 00:37:08,023 --> 00:37:10,630 It'll be at three p.m. today at Bootleggers. 813 00:37:10,664 --> 00:37:13,480 The bigger the bulge, the bigger the bucks. 814 00:37:13,514 --> 00:37:15,808 (cheering) 815 00:37:18,346 --> 00:37:19,875 - Hello. 816 00:37:19,910 --> 00:37:20,535 - Oh, forget it. 817 00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:21,335 - Oh come on, Carole. 818 00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:22,621 You'll be great. 819 00:37:22,656 --> 00:37:24,115 - [Scott] Jeff, you're in the Hot Bod contest with Carole. 820 00:37:24,150 --> 00:37:25,540 I want ya firm and I want ya pumped. 821 00:37:25,575 --> 00:37:26,618 - [Jeff] Right, buddy. 822 00:37:26,653 --> 00:37:27,869 - Why does it have to be me? 823 00:37:27,904 --> 00:37:28,668 I mean, that's really humiliating. 824 00:37:28,704 --> 00:37:29,919 - No, it's not. 825 00:37:29,955 --> 00:37:32,491 You'll be wonderful and you had years of dance classes. 826 00:37:32,527 --> 00:37:33,639 - Jennie, that was ballet. 827 00:37:33,674 --> 00:37:35,307 I don't think the Hot Bod contest 828 00:37:35,342 --> 00:37:37,254 is looking for a new Giselle. 829 00:37:37,288 --> 00:37:38,643 - [Jennie] Just remember you're doing it 830 00:37:38,679 --> 00:37:40,104 for Sandra and Laurie. 831 00:37:40,138 --> 00:37:42,606 - [Both] Sandra and Laurie. 832 00:37:42,641 --> 00:37:45,248 - [All Three] Sandra and Laurie. 833 00:37:45,282 --> 00:37:47,230 - [Both] Sandra and Laurie. 834 00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:50,218 - [Camden] An afternoon cocktail party for Sandra tomorrow? 835 00:37:50,254 --> 00:37:51,575 It's out of the question. 836 00:37:51,609 --> 00:37:53,799 - [Barbara] Oh, you can't be that rude to your cousin 837 00:37:53,834 --> 00:37:55,919 and her friends, besides, I invited that darling 838 00:37:55,954 --> 00:37:57,309 debutante Christina Lawson. 839 00:37:57,344 --> 00:37:58,317 You'll love her. 840 00:37:58,352 --> 00:38:00,924 - Oh Mother, please quit trying to fix me up. 841 00:38:00,959 --> 00:38:03,913 But I suppose you are right about Sandra and her roommates, 842 00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:05,582 especially that girl, Jennie. 843 00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:06,937 I think that's what her name was. 844 00:38:06,972 --> 00:38:10,100 - Jennie, she's the one that was so fascinated by you. 845 00:38:10,135 --> 00:38:11,247 - She was not. 846 00:38:11,282 --> 00:38:13,263 She just happens to be very bright and well-versed 847 00:38:13,298 --> 00:38:16,878 in a subject in which we share a common interest, my music. 848 00:38:16,912 --> 00:38:19,172 - Perhaps you'd like to invite her yourself? 849 00:38:19,206 --> 00:38:21,395 - I suppose that would be the proper thing to do. 850 00:38:21,431 --> 00:38:22,820 Do you know what hotel they're staying at? 851 00:38:22,856 --> 00:38:24,698 - Of course, it's the Lauderdale Beach Hotel. 852 00:38:24,733 --> 00:38:25,880 I already called. 853 00:38:25,914 --> 00:38:27,513 They aren't in, but they did leave a message 854 00:38:27,548 --> 00:38:30,745 they're at someplace called Bootleggers. 855 00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:32,136 - Mother, you're certainly on top of things 856 00:38:32,170 --> 00:38:33,143 at all times, aren't you? 857 00:38:33,179 --> 00:38:35,333 (chuckling) 858 00:38:35,368 --> 00:38:40,235 ("Bony Moronie" lyrics by John Lennon) 859 00:38:50,071 --> 00:38:55,459 ♪ I got a boy named Bony Moronie ♪ 860 00:38:57,058 --> 00:39:02,618 ♪ He's as skinny as a stick of macaroni ♪ 861 00:39:04,739 --> 00:39:06,859 ♪ You should see him rock 'n' roll ♪ 862 00:39:06,893 --> 00:39:11,864 ♪ With his blue jeans on 863 00:39:11,899 --> 00:39:14,124 ♪ He's not very fat 864 00:39:14,158 --> 00:39:16,974 ♪ He's just skin and bone 865 00:39:17,008 --> 00:39:19,476 (cheering) 866 00:39:20,310 --> 00:39:21,595 - And their cucumber. 867 00:39:21,631 --> 00:39:25,384 And now my lovely assistant Star will walk among you 868 00:39:25,419 --> 00:39:27,123 and pick contestants number four. 869 00:39:27,157 --> 00:39:30,008 Contestants number four should be Carole and Jeff. 870 00:39:30,043 --> 00:39:32,788 They gotta be over there somewhere. 871 00:39:32,824 --> 00:39:36,646 ("Rip It Up" by Jude Cole) 872 00:39:44,467 --> 00:39:47,004 ♪ Well it's Saturday night and I just got paid ♪ 873 00:39:47,039 --> 00:39:49,507 ♪ Fool about my money don't try to save ♪ 874 00:39:49,541 --> 00:39:51,036 ♪ My heart says go, go 875 00:39:51,070 --> 00:39:52,983 ♪ Have a time 'cause it's Saturday night ♪ 876 00:39:53,017 --> 00:39:54,338 ♪ And baby I feel fine 877 00:39:54,372 --> 00:39:56,806 ♪ I'm gonna rip it up 878 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,204 ♪ I'm gonna rock it up 879 00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,845 ♪ I'm gonna shake it up 880 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,313 ♪ I'm gonna ball it up 881 00:40:04,347 --> 00:40:06,468 ♪ I'm gonna rip it out 882 00:40:06,503 --> 00:40:11,578 ♪ And ball tonight 883 00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:14,844 ♪ Got me a date and I won't be late ♪ 884 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,278 ♪ Picked her up in my '88' 885 00:40:17,312 --> 00:40:19,642 ♪ Shag on down to the union hall ♪ 886 00:40:19,677 --> 00:40:22,492 ♪ When the music starts jumpin' ♪ I'll have a ball ♪ 887 00:40:22,527 --> 00:40:24,682 ♪ I'm gonna rip it up 888 00:40:24,716 --> 00:40:27,184 ♪ I'm gonna rock it up 889 00:40:27,219 --> 00:40:29,756 ♪ I'm gonna shake it up 890 00:40:29,791 --> 00:40:32,259 ♪ I'm gonna ball it up 891 00:40:32,293 --> 00:40:34,205 ♪ I'm gonna rip it out 892 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,472 ♪ And ball tonight 893 00:40:41,261 --> 00:40:43,138 - Ah, we're wasting our time. 894 00:40:43,172 --> 00:40:45,848 Carole wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this. 895 00:40:45,884 --> 00:40:48,386 She's into ballet, for chrissake. 896 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,276 What the fuck is she doing up there? 897 00:40:56,311 --> 00:40:58,048 - Well, it sure ain't Swan Lake. 898 00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:00,620 ♪ Rocking on out into the sky 899 00:41:00,655 --> 00:41:02,706 ♪ I don't care if I spend my gold ♪ 900 00:41:02,740 --> 00:41:05,347 ♪ 'Cause tonight I'm gonna be one happy soul ♪ 901 00:41:05,382 --> 00:41:07,711 ♪ I'm gonna rip it up 902 00:41:07,745 --> 00:41:10,145 ♪ I'm gonna rock it up 903 00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:12,786 ♪ I'm gonna shake it up 904 00:41:12,821 --> 00:41:15,289 ♪ I'm gonna ball it up 905 00:41:15,323 --> 00:41:17,653 ♪ I'm gonna rip it up 906 00:41:17,687 --> 00:41:19,946 ♪ And ball tonight 907 00:41:19,981 --> 00:41:21,337 (cheering) - [Toby] Do not go away, 908 00:41:21,371 --> 00:41:22,658 this couple's been in town for three days. 909 00:41:22,692 --> 00:41:25,368 Ain't got laid yet, calling Mama to get more money 910 00:41:25,404 --> 00:41:27,454 to stay in town, they're from Bowling Green, 911 00:41:27,488 --> 00:41:30,165 let's have a nice hand for couple number five. 912 00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:32,389 (cheering) 913 00:41:32,424 --> 00:41:33,328 - Chip! 914 00:41:38,889 --> 00:41:40,002 What are you doing here? 915 00:41:40,036 --> 00:41:41,113 - I don't know, Carole. 916 00:41:41,148 --> 00:41:44,311 I was just gonna ask you the same thing. 917 00:41:44,345 --> 00:41:46,570 - What happened to Vermont? 918 00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:48,760 - I gave it up for Lent. 919 00:41:48,794 --> 00:41:50,671 (uptempo music) 920 00:41:50,706 --> 00:41:53,209 ♪ I been told long time ago 921 00:41:53,243 --> 00:41:55,711 ♪ I been told baby you been old ♪ 922 00:41:55,746 --> 00:41:56,997 ♪ I'm gonna be your fool 923 00:41:57,032 --> 00:41:58,179 Carole, what the hell is this? 924 00:41:58,214 --> 00:41:59,952 Entering some tits and ass contest 925 00:41:59,986 --> 00:42:02,038 the minute my back is turned. 926 00:42:02,072 --> 00:42:03,915 - I was only doing that for Laurie and Sandra. 927 00:42:03,949 --> 00:42:05,200 - Please, Carole, don't make it any worse 928 00:42:05,236 --> 00:42:06,765 by lying, alright? 929 00:42:06,799 --> 00:42:07,495 - Lying? 930 00:42:07,530 --> 00:42:09,303 Laurie and Sandra are in jail. 931 00:42:09,337 --> 00:42:10,658 - Carole, you know, it's not bad enough 932 00:42:10,692 --> 00:42:13,230 that you've lost any sense of self respect 933 00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:16,392 but that you would turn around and lie to me about it. 934 00:42:16,428 --> 00:42:17,609 God, Carole, I thought I knew you. 935 00:42:17,644 --> 00:42:19,452 I guess I was wrong. - Well, I guess you were. 936 00:42:19,486 --> 00:42:21,119 - Well, guess what? 937 00:42:21,155 --> 00:42:23,587 You wanted separate vacations, right? 938 00:42:23,622 --> 00:42:25,568 How 'bout separate relationships? 939 00:42:25,604 --> 00:42:27,307 - Well that'd be just fine! 940 00:42:29,669 --> 00:42:32,624 (engine roaring) 941 00:42:32,659 --> 00:42:35,474 ♪ Oh my Melina she's a solid sender ♪ 942 00:42:35,509 --> 00:42:38,463 ♪ You know you'd better surrender ♪ 943 00:42:38,498 --> 00:42:40,827 ♪ Oh my Melina she's a solid sender ♪ 944 00:42:40,862 --> 00:42:44,094 ♪ You know you better surrender ♪ 945 00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:46,353 ♪ I been told baby you been told ♪ 946 00:42:46,388 --> 00:42:49,586 - Come on, we're shootin' this. ♪ Be your fool 947 00:42:49,620 --> 00:42:51,080 - [Camden] Jennie, Jennie. 948 00:42:52,158 --> 00:42:53,688 - [Jennie] Camden, what are you doing here? 949 00:42:53,722 --> 00:42:55,078 - Hi Skipper, where's Gilligan? 950 00:42:55,113 --> 00:42:56,190 - Scott. 951 00:42:57,233 --> 00:42:59,632 - Well actually Jennie, I came to see you. 952 00:42:59,666 --> 00:43:01,856 You see, Mother's having an afternoon cocktail party 953 00:43:01,890 --> 00:43:03,420 tomorrow for some of our friends and Sandra 954 00:43:03,455 --> 00:43:06,513 and I wanted to invite you personally. 955 00:43:06,547 --> 00:43:07,764 - Oh, I'd love to come. 956 00:43:07,799 --> 00:43:09,537 - Excellent, excellent. 957 00:43:09,571 --> 00:43:10,719 I'll see ya around four tomorrow? 958 00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:11,970 - Okay, great. 959 00:43:12,005 --> 00:43:13,986 - And you can tell your roommates the address is 960 00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:16,592 333 Ocean Vista Drive. 961 00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:18,087 - 333 Ocean Vista Drive. 962 00:43:18,122 --> 00:43:19,025 - [Camden] Right up the channel. 963 00:43:19,060 --> 00:43:20,138 - Alright. 964 00:43:20,172 --> 00:43:21,875 - 'Til tomorrow afternoon. 965 00:43:21,911 --> 00:43:25,316 - [Jennie] Bye bye. 966 00:43:25,351 --> 00:43:27,124 - That guy's really weird. 967 00:43:27,159 --> 00:43:28,306 - Why? 968 00:43:28,340 --> 00:43:29,974 Because he has perfect manners and a boat? 969 00:43:33,033 --> 00:43:38,350 (clapping) (uptempo music) 970 00:43:44,434 --> 00:43:48,500 (steamboat whistle blowing) 971 00:43:53,888 --> 00:43:58,024 - You guys, I think we just lost first prize. 972 00:43:59,414 --> 00:44:02,056 (catcalling) 973 00:44:09,216 --> 00:44:10,849 - [Jennie] There they are. 974 00:44:10,884 --> 00:44:11,718 - [Sandra] Jenny! 975 00:44:11,752 --> 00:44:12,413 - [Laurie] Hey! 976 00:44:12,448 --> 00:44:13,073 - [Jennie] Are you alright? 977 00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:14,047 (mumbling) 978 00:44:14,082 --> 00:44:15,402 - Listen, we got good news and bad news. 979 00:44:15,437 --> 00:44:16,827 The good news is that Carole and Jeff won 980 00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:20,094 second place in this Hot Bod contest, $150. 981 00:44:20,130 --> 00:44:21,763 - The bad news is, we only have enough money 982 00:44:21,797 --> 00:44:23,014 to get one of you out. 983 00:44:23,049 --> 00:44:23,744 - What? 984 00:44:23,779 --> 00:44:24,787 - What are we gonna do? 985 00:44:24,821 --> 00:44:26,246 - We'll flip a coin. 986 00:44:26,282 --> 00:44:27,463 Somebody call it. 987 00:44:27,497 --> 00:44:28,401 - Heads. 988 00:44:29,340 --> 00:44:30,279 - Tails. 989 00:44:30,313 --> 00:44:31,182 - Oh! 990 00:44:31,217 --> 00:44:32,364 - [Man] Open four. 991 00:44:36,223 --> 00:44:37,891 - We'll be back, okay? 992 00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:38,621 - [Sandra] Okay. 993 00:44:38,656 --> 00:44:39,734 - [Jennie] Don't worry. 994 00:44:43,417 --> 00:44:45,538 - [Laurie] Should we call her Aunt Martha? 995 00:44:45,572 --> 00:44:46,997 - [Jennie] Are you crazy? 996 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:52,455 - Looks like your friends left you kinda high and dry. 997 00:44:53,706 --> 00:44:54,574 - What friends? 998 00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:56,069 I don't have any friends. 999 00:44:57,042 --> 00:44:58,155 This is it. 1000 00:44:59,023 --> 00:45:00,865 Alone, behind bars. 1001 00:45:06,462 --> 00:45:09,694 How did I fall so low so fast? 1002 00:45:11,606 --> 00:45:14,282 - I think you've done enough time, lady. 1003 00:45:14,316 --> 00:45:15,324 Open four. 1004 00:45:21,060 --> 00:45:23,458 How 'bout a cup of coffee? 1005 00:45:25,091 --> 00:45:26,587 - Yeah okay, I'd like that. 1006 00:45:30,236 --> 00:45:31,661 (clanging) 1007 00:45:31,696 --> 00:45:33,329 You're Officer Brasso, right? 1008 00:45:33,364 --> 00:45:35,137 - [Ernie] You can call me Ernie. 1009 00:45:35,171 --> 00:45:37,048 - [Sandra] Oh, thanks. 1010 00:45:37,084 --> 00:45:38,543 Listen, could I call my friends? 1011 00:45:38,577 --> 00:45:40,663 - [Ernie] That's a good idea. 1012 00:45:40,698 --> 00:45:42,262 Coffee may turn into dinner. 1013 00:45:43,478 --> 00:45:46,676 (uptempo rock music) 1014 00:45:56,339 --> 00:46:00,370 ♪ The beat goes on and on 1015 00:46:00,406 --> 00:46:04,541 ♪ Night is almost gone 1016 00:46:04,576 --> 00:46:08,329 ♪ I've got to get to you 1017 00:46:08,365 --> 00:46:12,674 ♪ Before the night is through 1018 00:46:12,709 --> 00:46:16,741 ♪ To hold you close and tight 1019 00:46:16,775 --> 00:46:20,913 ♪ Would make me feel alright 1020 00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:25,640 - [Laurie] Hey guys, whaddya think? 1021 00:46:25,674 --> 00:46:27,760 Is this a little too trashy? 1022 00:46:27,794 --> 00:46:29,254 - [Carole] On you, never. 1023 00:46:30,471 --> 00:46:33,043 - I still can't get over him saying we have 1024 00:46:33,077 --> 00:46:34,850 an appointment tomorrow night. 1025 00:46:34,885 --> 00:46:35,963 I love it. 1026 00:46:35,997 --> 00:46:37,352 It's not a date, it's an appointment. 1027 00:46:37,388 --> 00:46:41,523 I've got a scheduled rendezvous with Conan. 1028 00:46:41,559 --> 00:46:44,547 - God, Laurie, can't you think of anything else? 1029 00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:46,494 - Hey, where have you been? 1030 00:46:46,528 --> 00:46:50,074 - Oh, I've been to the moon, Jupiter, Camelot 1031 00:46:50,109 --> 00:46:51,047 even Shangri la. 1032 00:46:51,082 --> 00:46:52,993 - God, I shoulda stayed in jail. 1033 00:46:54,175 --> 00:46:57,686 - Ladies, I'm in love. 1034 00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:59,145 - Are you kidding? 1035 00:46:59,180 --> 00:47:00,884 What about Bermuda? 1036 00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:02,065 - Oh, screw Bermuda. 1037 00:47:02,099 --> 00:47:04,150 I'm not gonna leave this paradise. 1038 00:47:04,185 --> 00:47:05,749 - [Laurie] God, jail changed her. 1039 00:47:05,784 --> 00:47:06,792 - For the better. 1040 00:47:06,826 --> 00:47:08,322 - Well, tell us all about it. 1041 00:47:08,356 --> 00:47:09,365 Who is he? 1042 00:47:09,399 --> 00:47:10,442 - I don't know. 1043 00:47:10,477 --> 00:47:12,354 Maybe he'll be the great love of my life, 1044 00:47:12,389 --> 00:47:13,814 like Chip is to Carole. 1045 00:47:13,848 --> 00:47:16,177 - Chip is no longer the great love of my life. 1046 00:47:16,212 --> 00:47:17,568 We're estranged. 1047 00:47:17,602 --> 00:47:19,236 - What can I say? 1048 00:47:19,271 --> 00:47:22,051 He's strong, 1049 00:47:22,086 --> 00:47:23,128 attentive, 1050 00:47:24,901 --> 00:47:25,804 committed. 1051 00:47:26,952 --> 00:47:27,855 - What else? 1052 00:47:29,906 --> 00:47:31,505 - Dedicated, thoughtful. 1053 00:47:32,861 --> 00:47:33,625 - Who you datin' ? 1054 00:47:33,660 --> 00:47:34,598 Clark Kent? 1055 00:47:34,634 --> 00:47:36,337 (giggling) 1056 00:47:36,371 --> 00:47:38,804 - There's just one little problem but it's nothing. 1057 00:47:38,839 --> 00:47:40,542 I think we can overcome it. 1058 00:47:40,576 --> 00:47:41,411 - He's gay. 1059 00:47:41,445 --> 00:47:42,593 - No, married. 1060 00:47:42,627 --> 00:47:43,496 - Same thing. 1061 00:47:43,530 --> 00:47:44,573 - Oh no! 1062 00:47:44,609 --> 00:47:45,825 - Yeah, I know. 1063 00:47:45,860 --> 00:47:47,076 I never thought of myself as the kind 1064 00:47:47,111 --> 00:47:49,092 that goes around wrecking homes, 1065 00:47:49,126 --> 00:47:51,872 but I guess you gotta start somewhere, right? 1066 00:47:51,908 --> 00:47:53,333 (mumbling) 1067 00:47:53,367 --> 00:47:55,314 Actually, they're separated. 1068 00:47:55,348 --> 00:47:56,635 - That's what they all say. 1069 00:47:56,669 --> 00:47:58,442 Has he got any kids? 1070 00:47:58,476 --> 00:48:00,250 - Yeah, a boy. 1071 00:48:00,285 --> 00:48:01,605 Imagine me with a son? 1072 00:48:01,641 --> 00:48:03,795 - Sandra, just go for it. 1073 00:48:04,803 --> 00:48:06,611 - Laurie, this isn't just a fling. 1074 00:48:06,645 --> 00:48:08,036 I'm a little scared. 1075 00:48:09,182 --> 00:48:12,241 What if he just wants to go to bed with me? 1076 00:48:12,276 --> 00:48:15,022 What if he's just trying to use me? 1077 00:48:15,056 --> 00:48:17,941 - Just use him back, it's very simple. 1078 00:48:17,976 --> 00:48:19,089 - No, what if I get-- 1079 00:48:19,123 --> 00:48:20,340 - Oh, would you stop with the what-ifs? 1080 00:48:20,374 --> 00:48:22,251 You're obviously crazy about this guy. 1081 00:48:22,286 --> 00:48:23,572 Now, you should just go be with him 1082 00:48:23,606 --> 00:48:25,275 and have a good time. 1083 00:48:25,310 --> 00:48:27,881 You never know until you try. 1084 00:48:27,917 --> 00:48:29,238 - [Sandra] Oh yeah, yeah. 1085 00:48:29,272 --> 00:48:30,453 I guess. 1086 00:48:30,489 --> 00:48:32,088 Maybe I will. 1087 00:48:32,122 --> 00:48:33,721 - You know what I'd kill for right now? 1088 00:48:33,755 --> 00:48:34,764 - What? 1089 00:48:34,798 --> 00:48:35,911 - Pizza. 1090 00:48:35,945 --> 00:48:38,413 (laughing) 1091 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,827 (thudding) 1092 00:48:45,435 --> 00:48:47,450 Room service'll get that. 1093 00:48:47,485 --> 00:48:50,440 Nurse, she's out of her room again. 1094 00:48:50,475 --> 00:48:52,108 (laughing) 1095 00:48:52,143 --> 00:48:55,411 - I'm starting to fantasize about Ernie already. 1096 00:48:55,445 --> 00:48:56,592 - Uh oh. 1097 00:48:56,627 --> 00:48:59,338 - I hope he's the one that's gonna make me oh! 1098 00:49:00,206 --> 00:49:01,701 - Make you what? 1099 00:49:01,736 --> 00:49:02,605 - Cough it up. 1100 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,508 - Come! 1101 00:49:03,544 --> 00:49:07,401 (shrieking) (laughing) 1102 00:49:07,437 --> 00:49:08,652 - Now what a minute, wait a minute. 1103 00:49:08,688 --> 00:49:09,973 You gonna tell me nothing happened 1104 00:49:10,008 --> 00:49:13,379 with you and Peter or Brad behind ivy walls? 1105 00:49:13,415 --> 00:49:14,666 - Nope, not once. 1106 00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:18,142 I've only had six experiences 1107 00:49:18,176 --> 00:49:22,243 and that counts as two times where I just kinda shook. 1108 00:49:22,277 --> 00:49:23,216 (laughing) 1109 00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:24,571 While everyone else was playing doctor, 1110 00:49:24,606 --> 00:49:26,588 I was trying to figure out how to marry one. 1111 00:49:27,977 --> 00:49:30,723 - [Laurie] I think it's time for a little education. 1112 00:49:31,662 --> 00:49:33,017 - [Jennie] What are you gonna do? 1113 00:49:33,052 --> 00:49:34,407 - Put on something romantic. 1114 00:49:34,443 --> 00:49:35,590 - [Carole] What are you doing? 1115 00:49:35,624 --> 00:49:38,648 - [Jennie] You don't like this? (laughing) 1116 00:49:38,682 --> 00:49:39,691 - [Laurie] Music! 1117 00:49:39,725 --> 00:49:41,916 Dave, are you done with your bath? 1118 00:49:45,253 --> 00:49:46,434 - Nurse, she's out of her room. 1119 00:49:46,469 --> 00:49:48,728 - [Laurie] Here he comes, squeaky clean. 1120 00:49:50,327 --> 00:49:52,239 - [Sandra] Is this romantic enough? 1121 00:49:53,733 --> 00:49:54,464 Okay. 1122 00:49:55,402 --> 00:49:57,661 - You've already begun to fantasize, 1123 00:49:57,696 --> 00:50:00,198 so fantasize this as Ernie. 1124 00:50:01,206 --> 00:50:04,230 (laughing) 1125 00:50:04,265 --> 00:50:06,732 - Ernie is not inflatable. 1126 00:50:06,768 --> 00:50:08,852 - He better be, else I'd break the date with him. 1127 00:50:08,888 --> 00:50:11,077 (laughing) 1128 00:50:12,294 --> 00:50:15,943 - You're both feeling those strong animal impulses, 1129 00:50:17,750 --> 00:50:20,774 so you start out with a simple kiss. 1130 00:50:20,809 --> 00:50:21,226 - What? 1131 00:50:21,261 --> 00:50:22,443 - Oh, Laurie. 1132 00:50:22,477 --> 00:50:24,945 - He doesn't have herpes, just kiss him okay? 1133 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:25,988 Relax. 1134 00:50:28,421 --> 00:50:30,402 Nothing'll ever happen if you're tense, okay? 1135 00:50:30,437 --> 00:50:31,305 - Okay. 1136 00:50:31,341 --> 00:50:32,488 - [Laurie] Okay. 1137 00:50:32,522 --> 00:50:34,400 Now, kiss him. 1138 00:50:34,434 --> 00:50:38,883 - [Carole] Oh God. 1139 00:50:38,919 --> 00:50:40,170 - Not like he's your grandfather. 1140 00:50:40,204 --> 00:50:41,351 Just kiss him. 1141 00:50:41,387 --> 00:50:43,576 - [Jennie] Where's my camera? 1142 00:50:43,610 --> 00:50:44,549 (laughing) 1143 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,426 - [Laurie] Come on. 1144 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:48,894 - [Jennie] Okay, now give me a great shot. 1145 00:50:48,928 --> 00:50:50,493 - Go for it girl. 1146 00:50:50,527 --> 00:50:52,925 (moaning) 1147 00:50:54,316 --> 00:50:55,567 Feel anything yet? 1148 00:50:55,602 --> 00:50:57,374 - Not a thing. 1149 00:50:57,409 --> 00:50:59,946 - Maybe you should dig your nails into his back. 1150 00:50:59,981 --> 00:51:01,232 - Only if you really feel it 1151 00:51:01,267 --> 00:51:03,179 because you can't fake it. 1152 00:51:03,214 --> 00:51:04,430 - Fake it? 1153 00:51:04,465 --> 00:51:07,767 The woman is screwing a hefty bag (mumbling). 1154 00:51:07,801 --> 00:51:08,914 (laughing) 1155 00:51:08,948 --> 00:51:10,513 Oh my God! 1156 00:51:10,547 --> 00:51:12,354 - Well, start again. 1157 00:51:12,390 --> 00:51:13,258 - Okay. 1158 00:51:13,293 --> 00:51:14,162 - With foreplay, alright? 1159 00:51:14,197 --> 00:51:15,344 - Oh, you gotta be kidding. 1160 00:51:15,378 --> 00:51:16,282 - Body kissing. 1161 00:51:16,317 --> 00:51:17,013 - [Carole] Body kissing? 1162 00:51:17,047 --> 00:51:18,194 - Now, start on the mouth, okay? 1163 00:51:18,228 --> 00:51:21,183 - [Carole] Just pretend he's Richard Gere. 1164 00:51:21,218 --> 00:51:23,512 (laughing) 1165 00:51:25,806 --> 00:51:26,849 - Here we go. 1166 00:51:26,884 --> 00:51:31,055 - Okay, good, now linger there a minute 1167 00:51:31,090 --> 00:51:33,383 and then slowly move to the cheek. 1168 00:51:33,419 --> 00:51:36,129 And it tastes like a combination of suntan oil-- 1169 00:51:36,165 --> 00:51:37,207 - And rubber. 1170 00:51:37,242 --> 00:51:39,327 (laughing) 1171 00:51:39,361 --> 00:51:43,220 - Now, you slowly move off the cheek, across his chin 1172 00:51:43,254 --> 00:51:47,008 and your mouth slides down his neck. 1173 00:51:47,043 --> 00:51:49,754 Tastes like apricot brandy. 1174 00:51:50,831 --> 00:51:52,430 - I'm suffocating. 1175 00:51:52,466 --> 00:51:55,176 - Okay, you can hardly stand it now. 1176 00:51:55,210 --> 00:51:57,331 As your tongue comes down his neck, 1177 00:51:57,366 --> 00:51:59,938 to his heaving chest... 1178 00:51:59,973 --> 00:52:02,649 (laughing) 1179 00:52:02,683 --> 00:52:07,689 you place your lips on either one of his nipples, okay? 1180 00:52:07,723 --> 00:52:08,557 - Nipples? 1181 00:52:08,593 --> 00:52:10,018 Oh gross, Laurie, come on. 1182 00:52:11,269 --> 00:52:13,563 (laughing) 1183 00:52:13,597 --> 00:52:14,501 - Now, 1184 00:52:15,997 --> 00:52:18,429 you kiss it, and then, 1185 00:52:18,465 --> 00:52:20,342 feeling very reckless, 1186 00:52:21,245 --> 00:52:22,635 you gently, gently, 1187 00:52:23,886 --> 00:52:26,389 but firmly bite it. 1188 00:52:26,424 --> 00:52:30,004 (popping) (shrieking) 1189 00:52:30,039 --> 00:52:32,262 (hissing) 1190 00:52:33,757 --> 00:52:35,669 - She killed him. 1191 00:52:35,704 --> 00:52:38,450 (somber music) 1192 00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:53,117 - [Laurie] Goodnight, sweet prince. 1193 00:52:53,152 --> 00:52:56,002 (waves lapping) 1194 00:53:00,451 --> 00:53:05,317 - [Sandra] Laurie, I'm truly, truly sorry. 1195 00:53:05,351 --> 00:53:09,454 - [Laurie] It's okay, hon, as long as you climax with Ernie. 1196 00:53:11,713 --> 00:53:13,763 Dave would have wanted it that way. 1197 00:53:17,518 --> 00:53:19,603 (giggling) 1198 00:53:19,637 --> 00:53:22,940 (uptempo pop music) 1199 00:53:31,629 --> 00:53:34,618 (engine rumbling) 1200 00:53:42,890 --> 00:53:46,470 (light classical music) 1201 00:53:51,996 --> 00:53:53,560 - [Maggie] Oh, I see the Cabots are here. 1202 00:53:53,595 --> 00:53:55,716 Charlie had time for these little wing-dings. 1203 00:53:55,750 --> 00:53:58,010 - Oh, he'll do anything I ask ever since 1204 00:53:58,045 --> 00:54:00,512 I found out about the affair with the Jeep driver. 1205 00:54:00,548 --> 00:54:02,147 - Ooh, I bet you didn't waste a second 1206 00:54:02,181 --> 00:54:03,676 in letting him know. 1207 00:54:03,710 --> 00:54:06,734 - You know how I hate keeping secrets. 1208 00:54:06,769 --> 00:54:07,881 - [Maggie] Isn't that Carola Minola? 1209 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:10,975 - [Barbara] It certainly is. 1210 00:54:11,009 --> 00:54:12,086 - [Maggie] I thought she was dead. 1211 00:54:12,122 --> 00:54:13,511 - That never stopped her from coming to one 1212 00:54:13,547 --> 00:54:15,458 of my parties before. 1213 00:54:15,493 --> 00:54:17,718 - And on the patio, Mother in 1983 built 1214 00:54:17,752 --> 00:54:18,969 the cascades over the pool. 1215 00:54:19,003 --> 00:54:20,150 Oh, here she is right now. 1216 00:54:20,185 --> 00:54:21,228 Hello. 1217 00:54:21,993 --> 00:54:24,252 (chattering) 1218 00:54:24,286 --> 00:54:25,225 - Thought you got lost, hi. 1219 00:54:25,259 --> 00:54:26,198 - Hi, girls. 1220 00:54:27,588 --> 00:54:29,778 - Aunt Barbara, I would like you to meet my escort, 1221 00:54:29,812 --> 00:54:32,072 police officer Ernest Grasso. 1222 00:54:33,288 --> 00:54:34,713 - Where did you two meet? 1223 00:54:34,749 --> 00:54:35,826 - In jail. 1224 00:54:37,459 --> 00:54:39,232 - Why don't you say hello to Christina Lawson, 1225 00:54:39,267 --> 00:54:40,935 our favorite debutante. 1226 00:54:40,970 --> 00:54:42,047 (chattering) 1227 00:54:42,082 --> 00:54:44,967 - Carole, where is that adorable Laurie? 1228 00:54:45,002 --> 00:54:46,079 - She couldn't make it. 1229 00:54:46,113 --> 00:54:48,338 - Yeah, she had a previous appointment. 1230 00:54:56,577 --> 00:54:59,739 (soft pop music) 1231 00:54:59,774 --> 00:55:03,007 (doorbell ringing) 1232 00:55:07,664 --> 00:55:08,741 - [Conan] You're late. 1233 00:55:09,958 --> 00:55:11,557 - [Laurie] Just five minutes. 1234 00:55:17,361 --> 00:55:19,064 - [Conan] Time is money. 1235 00:55:19,099 --> 00:55:20,003 - Right. 1236 00:55:25,286 --> 00:55:27,336 Satin sheets, 1237 00:55:28,310 --> 00:55:29,318 nice. 1238 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,724 - [Conan] They'd look nicer with you in 'em. 1239 00:55:32,758 --> 00:55:34,010 - That could be arranged. 1240 00:55:40,476 --> 00:55:42,631 You don't waste any time, do you? 1241 00:55:42,665 --> 00:55:44,785 - I told you, time is money. 1242 00:55:46,871 --> 00:55:49,234 - That's the second time you've said that. 1243 00:55:50,833 --> 00:55:52,710 What's that all about? 1244 00:55:52,745 --> 00:55:54,309 - I'm a businessman, lady. 1245 00:55:54,344 --> 00:55:56,533 You wanna play, you gotta pay. 1246 00:55:59,870 --> 00:56:01,469 - You expect me to pay you? 1247 00:56:03,415 --> 00:56:06,196 What are you, on drugs or something? 1248 00:56:06,231 --> 00:56:08,281 You son of a bitch. 1249 00:56:08,316 --> 00:56:09,984 Pay for it my ass. 1250 00:56:14,467 --> 00:56:17,527 Okay, get undressed. 1251 00:56:17,561 --> 00:56:18,534 - What? 1252 00:56:18,570 --> 00:56:19,438 - You heard me. 1253 00:56:19,473 --> 00:56:20,967 If I'm buying a piece of meat, 1254 00:56:21,002 --> 00:56:23,887 I sure as hell intend to see what's under the wrapper. 1255 00:56:23,922 --> 00:56:26,703 Come on, come on, time is money remember? 1256 00:56:32,022 --> 00:56:32,925 That too. 1257 00:56:40,572 --> 00:56:41,997 Yeah. 1258 00:56:42,031 --> 00:56:43,734 So, where's the rest of it? 1259 00:56:48,843 --> 00:56:51,173 I'll see you in small claims court. 1260 00:56:58,506 --> 00:57:01,564 - You must have had a wonderful childhood growing up here. 1261 00:57:02,921 --> 00:57:04,067 - I wouldn't know. 1262 00:57:05,666 --> 00:57:08,481 I was on tour when my childhood was supposed to happen. 1263 00:57:08,516 --> 00:57:11,297 - [Barbara] Oh, they look so happy together. 1264 00:57:11,331 --> 00:57:13,348 God, I hope she's from a good family. 1265 00:57:13,382 --> 00:57:14,737 - Why? You weren't. 1266 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:18,839 (engine rumbling) 1267 00:57:18,874 --> 00:57:21,793 (dramatic music) 1268 00:57:30,344 --> 00:57:35,246 - [Mr. Bullhorn] Come on party animals, this way. 1269 00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,400 333 Ocean Vista Drive. 1270 00:57:38,964 --> 00:57:40,980 Come on, party animals. 1271 00:58:31,483 --> 00:58:34,785 (uptempo pop music) 1272 00:58:36,939 --> 00:58:37,948 ♪ Gonna go wild 1273 00:58:37,982 --> 00:58:42,640 ♪ Gonna shake it down tonight 1274 00:58:42,675 --> 00:58:47,923 ♪ We are gonna rock all around that cloud tonight ♪ 1275 00:58:48,897 --> 00:58:50,182 ♪ We'll do it right baby 1276 00:58:50,216 --> 00:58:53,240 ♪ There's no ride tonight 1277 00:58:53,276 --> 00:58:54,561 ♪ Oh yeah 1278 00:58:54,597 --> 00:58:55,708 ♪ Gonna lose control 1279 00:58:55,743 --> 00:59:00,783 ♪ Gonna rock gonna roll tonight ♪ 1280 00:59:00,817 --> 00:59:03,807 ♪ Right on party party 1281 00:59:03,841 --> 00:59:06,902 ♪ I'm coming after you 1282 00:59:06,936 --> 00:59:09,752 (zooming) 1283 00:59:09,786 --> 00:59:10,829 - Holy shit. 1284 00:59:12,844 --> 00:59:15,660 - [Camden] That noise, those people, those boats. 1285 00:59:15,694 --> 00:59:17,815 Mother has really done it this time. 1286 00:59:19,553 --> 00:59:22,785 The only thing that can save us is some nice champagne. 1287 00:59:22,819 --> 00:59:24,244 - Oh, sounds great. 1288 00:59:26,608 --> 00:59:29,076 So, how's the new piece coming along? 1289 00:59:29,111 --> 00:59:31,926 - I haven't really figured out what to call it yet. 1290 00:59:31,961 --> 00:59:34,081 Could be one of my most important works. 1291 00:59:34,116 --> 00:59:35,576 Except for one phrase. 1292 00:59:35,610 --> 00:59:37,001 If I could find that, then all the rest 1293 00:59:37,035 --> 00:59:38,321 would fall into place. 1294 00:59:40,893 --> 00:59:43,709 I suppose that's the story of my life. 1295 00:59:43,743 --> 00:59:45,134 Finding that right note. 1296 00:59:46,315 --> 00:59:49,165 Perfect phrase, exact sound. 1297 00:59:50,208 --> 00:59:52,051 You know how frustrating that can be. 1298 00:59:56,327 --> 00:59:57,230 Cheers. 1299 00:59:59,107 --> 01:00:00,185 C sharp. 1300 01:00:01,436 --> 01:00:04,877 (uptempo party music) 1301 01:00:18,466 --> 01:00:20,517 - I'd like that like that. 1302 01:00:20,552 --> 01:00:21,421 Thank you. 1303 01:00:21,456 --> 01:00:23,958 - [Maggie] And I'll have that bottle. 1304 01:00:23,993 --> 01:00:25,210 - [Barbara] I think I'm gonna kill myself. 1305 01:00:25,244 --> 01:00:26,149 - Calm down. 1306 01:00:26,183 --> 01:00:28,060 So a few extra people showed up. 1307 01:00:28,094 --> 01:00:28,929 It always happens. 1308 01:00:28,963 --> 01:00:29,832 - A few? 1309 01:00:29,867 --> 01:00:31,118 This is hundreds. 1310 01:00:31,153 --> 01:00:32,231 Maybe I should call the police. 1311 01:00:32,265 --> 01:00:33,342 - Why? 1312 01:00:33,378 --> 01:00:35,150 Sandra already brought a cop, remember? 1313 01:00:38,556 --> 01:00:39,877 - Excuse me, pardon me, dear. 1314 01:00:39,912 --> 01:00:41,684 My church, my house. 1315 01:00:41,719 --> 01:00:44,500 Thank you, pardon me, excuse me. 1316 01:00:44,534 --> 01:00:47,803 (uptempo party music) 1317 01:00:54,754 --> 01:00:57,813 - Hey pal, interested in some hot credit cards? 1318 01:00:57,847 --> 01:01:01,601 Mastercharge, Visa, American Express Gold? 1319 01:01:01,636 --> 01:01:02,643 - [Scott] No thanks, buddy. 1320 01:01:02,679 --> 01:01:03,409 - Do you mind? 1321 01:01:03,443 --> 01:01:04,660 - [Tony] Yes, I would. 1322 01:01:04,694 --> 01:01:07,475 Keep walking, otherwise we'll fuck up this shot. 1323 01:01:07,510 --> 01:01:08,587 Hey Carole. 1324 01:01:08,622 --> 01:01:09,630 - [Carole] Hi Tony. 1325 01:01:11,368 --> 01:01:13,140 - Hey, lighten up, huh? 1326 01:01:13,176 --> 01:01:14,253 It's a luau. 1327 01:01:15,087 --> 01:01:16,304 Slam bama lama. 1328 01:01:16,338 --> 01:01:20,509 ♪ Sometimes you got to turn and scream ♪ 1329 01:01:22,038 --> 01:01:25,166 - [Chip] You didn't tell me this was gonna be formal, Gary. 1330 01:01:25,201 --> 01:01:28,120 - If you don't find me in an hour I'll be in heaven. 1331 01:01:28,156 --> 01:01:29,545 - Go get 'em. 1332 01:01:29,581 --> 01:01:33,021 (uptempo party music) 1333 01:01:37,192 --> 01:01:38,618 - [Maggie] Excuse me. 1334 01:01:38,653 --> 01:01:40,009 - No, excuse me. 1335 01:01:44,944 --> 01:01:48,141 How would you like to have an affair with a younger man? 1336 01:01:48,177 --> 01:01:50,262 - Well, only if it's (mumbling). 1337 01:01:50,296 --> 01:01:51,201 - Right. 1338 01:01:56,588 --> 01:01:58,360 - Ooh, come with me. 1339 01:02:03,956 --> 01:02:05,416 - Hey lady. 1340 01:02:05,451 --> 01:02:06,563 I like the way you look. 1341 01:02:06,597 --> 01:02:07,814 That's why I'm gonna sell you this piece 1342 01:02:07,848 --> 01:02:09,065 of stupid for only 20 bucks. 1343 01:02:10,526 --> 01:02:14,036 - That's very kind of you considering I paid 2000 for it. 1344 01:02:15,530 --> 01:02:19,006 (uptempo party music) 1345 01:02:19,910 --> 01:02:22,446 (stammering) 1346 01:02:23,524 --> 01:02:26,687 - I'm real sorry, but I just can't do this. 1347 01:02:26,721 --> 01:02:27,973 - What's the matter? 1348 01:02:30,685 --> 01:02:32,666 - Tony, this might sound real dumb, 1349 01:02:33,813 --> 01:02:36,385 but I've been going with Chip since the 11th grade. 1350 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,575 - Oh, right. 1351 01:02:38,610 --> 01:02:40,417 - And I just can't do this to him. 1352 01:02:41,530 --> 01:02:42,850 ♪ Whoa, no 1353 01:02:42,885 --> 01:02:47,021 ♪ No disguise show your face 1354 01:02:47,890 --> 01:02:50,044 (chattering) 1355 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:53,346 - We have in this bag Borneo bong, you like? 1356 01:02:54,493 --> 01:02:55,502 Guess you don't dig weed. 1357 01:02:55,536 --> 01:02:56,753 Alright, homemade ludes. 1358 01:02:56,788 --> 01:02:59,742 You get a discount if you buy 'em by the gross. 1359 01:03:00,889 --> 01:03:02,244 No, speed. 1360 01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:04,504 I know, you're into speed. 1361 01:03:04,538 --> 01:03:06,833 - Mrs. Roxbury, have you seen Jennie? 1362 01:03:06,867 --> 01:03:09,579 - She's probably with Camden who, thank God, 1363 01:03:09,613 --> 01:03:10,725 I haven't run into. 1364 01:03:11,733 --> 01:03:15,174 (uptempo party music) 1365 01:03:19,032 --> 01:03:21,848 - How 'bout everybody's favorite, snow from the Andes. 1366 01:03:21,883 --> 01:03:25,324 99 and 44 one hundreds percent pure. 1367 01:03:26,158 --> 01:03:27,200 Tough sell. 1368 01:03:27,236 --> 01:03:30,607 Alright, (mumbling) acid '69 vintage. 1369 01:03:30,642 --> 01:03:34,013 I've been saving it for a man of your discriminating tastes. 1370 01:03:35,334 --> 01:03:37,801 Say man, what are you into, anyway? 1371 01:03:37,837 --> 01:03:38,810 - Law enforcement. 1372 01:03:39,748 --> 01:03:40,965 - He's a police officer. 1373 01:03:43,433 --> 01:03:47,638 ♪ No disguise show no face whoa no ♪ 1374 01:03:47,672 --> 01:03:51,983 ♪ See my heart show no face whoa no ♪ 1375 01:03:52,017 --> 01:03:57,335 ♪ No disguise show no face whoa no ♪ 1376 01:03:57,370 --> 01:04:00,116 (chattering) 1377 01:04:00,150 --> 01:04:01,228 - [Ernie] Come on baby. 1378 01:04:01,263 --> 01:04:03,313 Let me show you Fort Lauderdale my way. 1379 01:04:03,348 --> 01:04:05,330 - [Sandra] Ernie, I would love it. 1380 01:04:10,057 --> 01:04:12,073 - I mean, I really love music. 1381 01:04:13,220 --> 01:04:17,391 I just, I don't know if I have the talent. 1382 01:04:18,156 --> 01:04:19,060 I think I have the taste. 1383 01:04:19,094 --> 01:04:21,180 - It's the inspiration that counts. 1384 01:04:22,292 --> 01:04:24,134 Like a beautiful woman's face. 1385 01:04:26,914 --> 01:04:27,818 Such as yours. 1386 01:04:29,382 --> 01:04:31,433 Or the D flat tone of your crystal. 1387 01:04:32,927 --> 01:04:33,831 - You mean this? 1388 01:04:34,977 --> 01:04:35,882 - It's D flat. 1389 01:04:37,933 --> 01:04:40,400 D flat. 1390 01:04:40,435 --> 01:04:43,911 (uptempo party music) 1391 01:04:48,881 --> 01:04:51,488 (soft piano music) 1392 01:04:51,522 --> 01:04:52,947 - [Scott] Jennie. 1393 01:04:52,982 --> 01:04:54,407 - [Jennie] Shh. 1394 01:05:02,228 --> 01:05:04,626 - No, no, not a D flat variation. 1395 01:05:09,632 --> 01:05:11,091 What you need is an E minor diminished 1396 01:05:11,126 --> 01:05:13,455 and that will set the structure for the next five bars. 1397 01:05:13,490 --> 01:05:14,671 - But that can't be. 1398 01:05:14,707 --> 01:05:15,680 - Just try it. 1399 01:05:18,842 --> 01:05:21,900 (soft piano music) 1400 01:05:24,994 --> 01:05:26,559 - It's brilliant. 1401 01:05:27,810 --> 01:05:29,026 Would you two leave me alone please? 1402 01:05:29,061 --> 01:05:29,895 I've got to work. 1403 01:05:29,930 --> 01:05:31,772 - Oh, I won't make a sound. 1404 01:05:31,807 --> 01:05:33,127 - Please, I'm working. 1405 01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:34,448 - I thought you just said-- 1406 01:05:34,483 --> 01:05:36,464 - Jennie really, I've got to concentrate. 1407 01:05:36,498 --> 01:05:37,228 - Hey look, genius. 1408 01:05:37,264 --> 01:05:38,793 - What did you do that for? 1409 01:05:38,827 --> 01:05:40,287 You interrupted my flow. 1410 01:05:40,322 --> 01:05:41,712 - The only thing that would interrupt your flow 1411 01:05:41,747 --> 01:05:43,137 is if someone shoved a fist in your mouth. 1412 01:05:43,172 --> 01:05:44,319 - Scott. 1413 01:05:44,353 --> 01:05:46,265 - I haven't got time to exchange snide remarks. 1414 01:05:46,300 --> 01:05:47,169 I'm an artist. 1415 01:05:47,203 --> 01:05:48,524 I've got to be alone. 1416 01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:50,123 - Apologize to Jennie. 1417 01:05:50,159 --> 01:05:50,819 - Apologize for what? 1418 01:05:50,853 --> 01:05:51,548 - It's okay. 1419 01:05:51,584 --> 01:05:52,591 - For acting like an asshole. 1420 01:05:52,626 --> 01:05:54,017 - I don't think I've treated your or Jennie 1421 01:05:54,052 --> 01:05:55,860 any differently than I've treated anyone else. 1422 01:05:55,894 --> 01:05:57,007 - Oh, so you treat everyone badly. 1423 01:05:57,041 --> 01:05:58,501 - Please get out of here. 1424 01:05:58,536 --> 01:06:00,934 - Hey, why don't you and I just go outside and settle this? 1425 01:06:00,969 --> 01:06:02,394 - There's no room outside. 1426 01:06:02,428 --> 01:06:04,306 - Would you two please stop it? 1427 01:06:10,075 --> 01:06:13,516 (uptempo party music) 1428 01:06:18,590 --> 01:06:19,564 - Carole. 1429 01:06:19,598 --> 01:06:21,093 - You maggot. 1430 01:06:21,127 --> 01:06:23,457 (smacking) 1431 01:06:27,175 --> 01:06:30,338 - What the hell'd you do that for? 1432 01:06:37,428 --> 01:06:38,541 - [Scott] Jennie, Jennie. 1433 01:06:38,575 --> 01:06:39,653 - Carole, wait. 1434 01:06:40,939 --> 01:06:41,703 - Hey, wait a minute. 1435 01:06:41,739 --> 01:06:42,782 I wanna talk to you. 1436 01:06:42,816 --> 01:06:44,659 - I don't feel like talking right now. 1437 01:06:44,694 --> 01:06:45,771 - Why are you mad at me? 1438 01:06:45,807 --> 01:06:46,988 I was just defending you back there. 1439 01:06:47,022 --> 01:06:49,768 - I don't need you to defend me. 1440 01:06:49,803 --> 01:06:51,575 - Jennie, I don't get it. 1441 01:06:51,611 --> 01:06:55,191 I mean, you're a very special girl, you really are. 1442 01:06:55,225 --> 01:06:57,415 But it makes me goddamn mad that Camden Roxbury 1443 01:06:57,449 --> 01:06:59,292 could just dismiss you like you were the hired help. 1444 01:06:59,326 --> 01:07:01,412 - I don't really think he meant it that way. 1445 01:07:01,447 --> 01:07:03,601 - Camden Roxbury is an arrogant fool. 1446 01:07:03,637 --> 01:07:05,583 He doesn't give a damn about anything but his work. 1447 01:07:05,618 --> 01:07:07,321 - Well, maybe he has a right to feel like that. 1448 01:07:07,355 --> 01:07:09,719 - Would you stop defending him? 1449 01:07:09,753 --> 01:07:10,970 - You're just jealous. 1450 01:07:11,004 --> 01:07:12,639 - Yeah, you're right, I am. 1451 01:07:12,673 --> 01:07:14,480 I wish you felt that way about me, 1452 01:07:14,515 --> 01:07:16,670 because I really care about you, Jennie. 1453 01:07:16,705 --> 01:07:17,957 I care about you so much. 1454 01:07:17,991 --> 01:07:20,250 (horn honking) 1455 01:07:20,285 --> 01:07:21,501 - I have to go. 1456 01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:23,726 - No, for once can't we just finish something? 1457 01:07:23,761 --> 01:07:24,803 - Finish what? 1458 01:07:26,333 --> 01:07:29,739 (horn honking) 1459 01:07:29,773 --> 01:07:30,677 I can't. 1460 01:07:31,476 --> 01:07:32,485 - [Scott] Jennie. 1461 01:07:32,519 --> 01:07:33,493 Jennie, no. 1462 01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:42,739 - First my party's ruined, then my house is destroyed, 1463 01:07:42,774 --> 01:07:45,068 now someone's stolen my car. 1464 01:07:45,102 --> 01:07:48,856 - I've always said Barbara, you throw one hell of a party. 1465 01:07:50,316 --> 01:07:53,756 (uptempo party music) 1466 01:08:08,146 --> 01:08:11,310 (engine rumbling) 1467 01:08:26,359 --> 01:08:30,218 - Oh, I should have never come down here. 1468 01:08:30,252 --> 01:08:32,025 I should have gone to Vermont instead of acting 1469 01:08:32,060 --> 01:08:34,250 like a silly adolescent. 1470 01:08:34,285 --> 01:08:36,336 - Sounds like true love to me. 1471 01:08:38,455 --> 01:08:40,819 My second husband was exactly the same way. 1472 01:08:42,140 --> 01:08:43,078 - Really? 1473 01:08:43,113 --> 01:08:44,468 What'd you do? 1474 01:08:44,503 --> 01:08:45,685 - Divorced him. 1475 01:08:47,596 --> 01:08:49,891 - Great, that's just what I need to hear. 1476 01:08:51,420 --> 01:08:52,914 - Listen, lamb. 1477 01:08:52,949 --> 01:08:56,042 You come with me to the concert tonight. 1478 01:08:56,077 --> 01:08:58,545 I'm sure your girlfriend will be there. 1479 01:08:58,579 --> 01:09:00,526 You'll work the whole thing out. 1480 01:09:01,743 --> 01:09:02,646 - I hope so. 1481 01:09:05,704 --> 01:09:08,242 Listen, Maggie, about last night. 1482 01:09:10,153 --> 01:09:12,170 Everything's sorta vague, you know? 1483 01:09:13,039 --> 01:09:15,089 - Listen, don't worry. 1484 01:09:15,124 --> 01:09:20,269 When you remember, and you will, it'll be dynamite. 1485 01:09:31,635 --> 01:09:35,701 (speaking foreign language) 1486 01:09:40,567 --> 01:09:43,139 - That's the brightest moon I've ever seen. 1487 01:09:45,155 --> 01:09:47,310 - That's not the moon, that's the sun. 1488 01:09:50,681 --> 01:09:52,837 Have you ever had a hangover this bad before? 1489 01:09:54,470 --> 01:09:55,547 - No. 1490 01:09:58,119 --> 01:10:00,969 - You know what I gotta do today? 1491 01:10:01,004 --> 01:10:03,124 I gotta finish my suite. 1492 01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:04,063 - Our suite. 1493 01:10:05,036 --> 01:10:06,982 - It's my suite. 1494 01:10:07,017 --> 01:10:08,095 Your note. 1495 01:10:10,564 --> 01:10:13,692 You ever try to do anything difficult? 1496 01:10:13,726 --> 01:10:17,375 You know, like sit down and really work on your music? 1497 01:10:17,411 --> 01:10:18,488 - Sure. 1498 01:10:19,878 --> 01:10:21,790 It's about getting that one lucky break. 1499 01:10:23,145 --> 01:10:26,273 - The only breaks you get are the ones that you make happen. 1500 01:10:26,308 --> 01:10:29,263 You want success but you don't do anything about it. 1501 01:10:32,043 --> 01:10:33,920 I know you got talent. 1502 01:10:33,954 --> 01:10:37,534 So do I. 1503 01:10:37,570 --> 01:10:41,879 The only thing that makes us different is desire. 1504 01:10:46,467 --> 01:10:47,892 Until you learn that, 1505 01:10:50,187 --> 01:10:52,445 you'll just be another ripple in the pond. 1506 01:10:57,103 --> 01:11:00,092 (speaking foreign language) 1507 01:11:00,126 --> 01:11:03,533 - It goes over here in front of the sofa. 1508 01:11:03,569 --> 01:11:07,600 (speaking foreign language) 1509 01:11:08,608 --> 01:11:10,346 - Must have been some party, huh? 1510 01:11:10,381 --> 01:11:12,501 - Yes, I'm surprised you weren't there. 1511 01:11:12,535 --> 01:11:14,343 - I was. 1512 01:11:14,378 --> 01:11:16,324 Carola Minola, remember? 1513 01:11:16,359 --> 01:11:18,688 (laughing) 1514 01:11:21,538 --> 01:11:24,457 (soft pop music) 1515 01:11:38,048 --> 01:11:39,021 - Hello. 1516 01:11:39,055 --> 01:11:40,516 - Hello. 1517 01:11:40,550 --> 01:11:41,801 - These are for you. 1518 01:11:41,835 --> 01:11:43,504 - Thank you, they're beautiful. 1519 01:11:44,408 --> 01:11:46,390 - Let me put 'em in water for you. 1520 01:11:50,733 --> 01:11:53,690 (chuckling) 1521 01:11:53,724 --> 01:11:54,593 Jennie. 1522 01:11:57,234 --> 01:11:59,806 I want to apologize for my behavior last night. 1523 01:11:59,841 --> 01:12:01,683 - Oh, let's talk about something else, alright? 1524 01:12:01,718 --> 01:12:04,499 I'd really like to forget last night. 1525 01:12:04,533 --> 01:12:06,063 - So would I. 1526 01:12:06,097 --> 01:12:08,322 If I could only remember what happened. 1527 01:12:11,102 --> 01:12:13,153 Jennie, I'd still like you to be my guest 1528 01:12:13,188 --> 01:12:14,508 at the concert tonight. 1529 01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:17,011 - Okay, I'd like that. 1530 01:12:19,305 --> 01:12:20,070 - Good. 1531 01:12:20,973 --> 01:12:22,016 If you'll excuse me, I've got to add 1532 01:12:22,051 --> 01:12:24,067 the finishing touches to my suite. 1533 01:12:25,283 --> 01:12:26,847 Or die. 1534 01:12:26,882 --> 01:12:28,168 Whichever comes first. 1535 01:12:30,671 --> 01:12:31,574 Ciao. 1536 01:12:33,277 --> 01:12:33,972 - Hi. 1537 01:12:34,007 --> 01:12:35,224 - Morning Camden. 1538 01:12:35,258 --> 01:12:36,579 - That's questionable. 1539 01:12:39,951 --> 01:12:41,480 - What's he doing here? 1540 01:12:41,515 --> 01:12:44,956 - He came to apologize and he even brought me flowers. 1541 01:12:44,992 --> 01:12:45,686 - Flowers? 1542 01:12:45,721 --> 01:12:46,591 I think that's romantic. 1543 01:12:46,625 --> 01:12:47,668 - Romantic? 1544 01:12:47,702 --> 01:12:49,475 Since when have you been into romantic? 1545 01:12:49,509 --> 01:12:51,108 I thought it was strictly Conan. 1546 01:12:51,144 --> 01:12:53,090 - Oh yeah, whatever happened to your appointment? 1547 01:12:53,125 --> 01:12:54,028 How'd it go? 1548 01:12:54,967 --> 01:12:56,566 - It went. 1549 01:12:56,600 --> 01:13:01,188 But, Conan turned out to be just another jerk 1550 01:13:01,223 --> 01:13:02,509 in a leopard bikini. 1551 01:13:03,482 --> 01:13:05,637 - Something's gotta hold him together. 1552 01:13:07,062 --> 01:13:08,209 - Wasn't much to hold. 1553 01:13:09,391 --> 01:13:10,677 - Hi y'all. 1554 01:13:10,711 --> 01:13:11,928 Hey, give me a minute to change 1555 01:13:11,962 --> 01:13:13,735 so I can join ya on the beach. 1556 01:13:13,770 --> 01:13:16,273 I just can't wait to share my joy. 1557 01:13:17,211 --> 01:13:19,713 - [Jennie] I think I'm gonna be sick. 1558 01:13:19,748 --> 01:13:22,355 (chattering) 1559 01:13:25,101 --> 01:13:26,838 - Okay, so after the fourth time, 1560 01:13:26,874 --> 01:13:28,854 I just had to say, "Enough." 1561 01:13:30,315 --> 01:13:31,113 - I'm gonna kill her. 1562 01:13:32,192 --> 01:13:33,581 - [Jennie] When are you gonna see him again? 1563 01:13:33,617 --> 01:13:35,459 - Tonight, I asked him to the concert. 1564 01:13:35,495 --> 01:13:37,093 He said he'd call me later. 1565 01:13:37,128 --> 01:13:38,483 - What about Scott? 1566 01:13:38,518 --> 01:13:42,202 - Oh, Scott's, he's just a guy. 1567 01:13:43,349 --> 01:13:44,496 - Just a guy? 1568 01:13:44,531 --> 01:13:47,485 Jennie, I saw him kiss you last night. 1569 01:13:49,014 --> 01:13:50,752 That's not just a guy. 1570 01:13:52,038 --> 01:13:54,784 - Yeah, well, I don't know. 1571 01:13:54,819 --> 01:13:55,619 I'm so confused. 1572 01:13:55,653 --> 01:13:56,800 On one hand, there's Scott and on 1573 01:13:56,835 --> 01:13:58,677 the other hand there's Camden. 1574 01:13:58,711 --> 01:14:00,136 - I should have these problems. 1575 01:14:00,172 --> 01:14:01,667 (chuckling) 1576 01:14:01,701 --> 01:14:03,891 - Jennie, it's me, Carole. 1577 01:14:03,925 --> 01:14:06,010 Remember me, your friend, your pal? 1578 01:14:08,792 --> 01:14:10,181 You know you can talk to yourself 'til you're 1579 01:14:10,217 --> 01:14:11,398 blue in the face, 1580 01:14:12,823 --> 01:14:14,734 but actions speak louder than words. 1581 01:14:15,951 --> 01:14:18,280 That's really a boring phrase. 1582 01:14:18,314 --> 01:14:19,393 - You're right. 1583 01:14:20,608 --> 01:14:25,997 - Jennie, I was thinking maybe you could take Scott 1584 01:14:27,422 --> 01:14:29,229 and leave Camden for me. 1585 01:14:29,264 --> 01:14:30,376 - Are you serious? 1586 01:14:30,411 --> 01:14:32,497 - You like my cousin Camden? 1587 01:14:34,443 --> 01:14:36,285 - Well, sorta. 1588 01:14:36,320 --> 01:14:37,432 - Laurie! 1589 01:14:37,467 --> 01:14:40,595 Now, I can understand Jennie being attracted to him 1590 01:14:40,630 --> 01:14:42,542 'cause he's her idol and all, but you! 1591 01:14:43,793 --> 01:14:46,712 I don't know, I just never thought of him as your type. 1592 01:14:46,747 --> 01:14:49,875 - One never knows the chemistry between 1593 01:14:49,910 --> 01:14:53,629 a male and a female, does one? 1594 01:14:53,663 --> 01:14:56,305 - [Jennie] Whoa, I think she means business. 1595 01:14:56,339 --> 01:14:57,870 - Hey, listen, I'm gonna go back to the room 1596 01:14:57,904 --> 01:14:59,121 'cause I'm expecting that call. 1597 01:14:59,155 --> 01:15:00,997 - Good, see ya later. 1598 01:15:01,032 --> 01:15:01,971 - [Sandra] Leave my towel, okay? 1599 01:15:02,005 --> 01:15:03,118 - Alright. 1600 01:15:03,152 --> 01:15:04,403 So, wanna take a dip? 1601 01:15:04,438 --> 01:15:05,342 - Yeah. 1602 01:15:06,072 --> 01:15:08,852 (mellow music) 1603 01:15:25,258 --> 01:15:28,004 - Are you sure you're gonna be alright? 1604 01:15:28,039 --> 01:15:31,272 (melancholy music) 1605 01:15:37,910 --> 01:15:39,613 I feel bad leaving her here. 1606 01:15:39,648 --> 01:15:42,429 - You can stop talking behind my back. 1607 01:15:42,463 --> 01:15:44,132 - [Carole] We weren't. 1608 01:15:44,166 --> 01:15:45,070 Let's go. 1609 01:15:46,112 --> 01:15:47,433 - [Jennie] We'll save ya a seat. 1610 01:15:47,469 --> 01:15:48,754 Come and meet us. 1611 01:15:50,875 --> 01:15:53,481 (applauding) 1612 01:16:00,432 --> 01:16:02,413 - Oh thank you, thank you. 1613 01:16:02,449 --> 01:16:05,159 Isn't this a lovely night? 1614 01:16:05,195 --> 01:16:09,575 In case any of you didn't know, I'm Barbara Roxbury. 1615 01:16:09,609 --> 01:16:10,374 - [Woman] Hi Barb. 1616 01:16:10,409 --> 01:16:11,626 - Oh, thank you. 1617 01:16:11,660 --> 01:16:16,457 Well, welcome welcome one and all to this year's concert 1618 01:16:17,604 --> 01:16:20,558 for the United Charities of South Florida. 1619 01:16:20,592 --> 01:16:24,485 We are very lucky to have with us our own native son, 1620 01:16:24,521 --> 01:16:27,266 and incidentally, my own son. 1621 01:16:27,301 --> 01:16:28,552 (applauding) 1622 01:16:28,586 --> 01:16:33,175 Without further ado, performing his world famous 1623 01:16:34,148 --> 01:16:38,805 Quantum Sonata, Camden Roxbury. 1624 01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:41,447 (applauding) 1625 01:16:57,991 --> 01:17:01,503 (dramatic piano music) 1626 01:17:49,642 --> 01:17:50,546 - Oh God. 1627 01:17:51,728 --> 01:17:55,168 Make it ring, and I'll never eat another Godiva 1628 01:17:55,203 --> 01:17:57,602 chocolate as long as I live. 1629 01:17:58,957 --> 01:18:02,467 (dramatic piano music) 1630 01:19:02,459 --> 01:19:04,336 - [Ernie] What are you doing here? 1631 01:19:04,370 --> 01:19:06,074 - [Sandra] What do you mean what am I doing here? 1632 01:19:06,108 --> 01:19:07,881 You were supposed to pick me up. 1633 01:19:07,915 --> 01:19:11,461 - [Ernie] Yeah, but come here, you shouldn't come over here. 1634 01:19:11,495 --> 01:19:14,137 - Well, I'm not used to getting stood up. 1635 01:19:14,172 --> 01:19:15,701 - I didn't stand you up. 1636 01:19:17,161 --> 01:19:18,238 - We had a date. 1637 01:19:18,274 --> 01:19:19,733 I waited for you, you didn't show up, 1638 01:19:19,767 --> 01:19:21,818 now what would you call it? 1639 01:19:21,853 --> 01:19:23,834 - Sandy, I explained my whole situation 1640 01:19:23,869 --> 01:19:25,607 when you and I just got started. 1641 01:19:28,979 --> 01:19:31,794 - You're back with your wife, aren't you? 1642 01:19:31,830 --> 01:19:32,733 - No. 1643 01:19:36,974 --> 01:19:38,815 Yes. 1644 01:19:38,851 --> 01:19:39,754 Not really. 1645 01:19:40,762 --> 01:19:43,126 Look, she lost her job and on my salary, 1646 01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:45,211 I can't afford to pay two rents honey, 1647 01:19:45,245 --> 01:19:47,401 so I let her move back in. 1648 01:19:47,435 --> 01:19:49,034 It's just for a while. 1649 01:19:49,903 --> 01:19:50,807 - I see. 1650 01:19:50,841 --> 01:19:52,232 - No, I don't know if you do see. 1651 01:19:52,266 --> 01:19:55,186 I'm talking about I'm in bad financial shape. 1652 01:19:55,220 --> 01:19:57,028 I'm confused. I don't know if I'm coming or going, 1653 01:19:57,063 --> 01:19:58,488 all I know is I'm crazy about you 1654 01:19:58,523 --> 01:19:59,913 and there's nothing I can do about it. 1655 01:19:59,948 --> 01:20:01,512 Do you understand me? 1656 01:20:01,546 --> 01:20:03,876 All I'm asking you, honey, is just give me a little time. 1657 01:20:03,910 --> 01:20:06,656 Please, a little time, that's all. 1658 01:20:08,151 --> 01:20:12,530 - I don't think you're ready to let go, are you? 1659 01:20:12,564 --> 01:20:13,885 - What? 1660 01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:16,701 - I don't think you're ready to let go 1661 01:20:16,735 --> 01:20:20,593 and I can't afford to hang around 1662 01:20:20,628 --> 01:20:24,209 and wait for you not to be confused anymore. 1663 01:20:24,244 --> 01:20:26,538 I mean, that just might not happen, so, 1664 01:20:27,789 --> 01:20:30,674 I think I need to be the one who lets go. 1665 01:20:39,989 --> 01:20:41,136 Bye, Ernie. 1666 01:20:42,700 --> 01:20:46,210 (dramatic piano music) 1667 01:21:01,642 --> 01:21:06,543 (applauding) (cheering) 1668 01:21:13,634 --> 01:21:14,678 - Thank you. 1669 01:21:17,076 --> 01:21:17,944 Thank you. 1670 01:21:23,192 --> 01:21:25,765 For my next piece, I'd like to play for you 1671 01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:28,406 a world premiere, something I've just completed. 1672 01:21:30,109 --> 01:21:34,802 Inspired by a very lovely, beautiful girl 1673 01:21:34,836 --> 01:21:36,261 who's very special to me. 1674 01:21:37,582 --> 01:21:41,961 And now, Suite For Jennie. 1675 01:21:41,996 --> 01:21:44,638 (applauding) 1676 01:21:48,739 --> 01:21:51,659 (dramatic music) 1677 01:22:36,357 --> 01:22:39,589 ♪ Jennie 1678 01:22:39,624 --> 01:22:42,821 ♪ Won't you make your mind up 1679 01:22:42,857 --> 01:22:47,931 ♪ I could be so good for you 1680 01:22:47,966 --> 01:22:52,137 ♪ What's all the mystery 1681 01:22:52,171 --> 01:22:55,752 ♪ Oh Jennie 1682 01:22:55,786 --> 01:22:59,402 ♪ I'm looking for an answer 1683 01:22:59,437 --> 01:23:03,955 ♪ Don't turn your heart away 1684 01:23:03,990 --> 01:23:07,048 ♪ Tell me what you're thinking 1685 01:23:07,083 --> 01:23:10,420 ♪ Jennie 1686 01:23:10,455 --> 01:23:14,173 ♪ You keep running 1687 01:23:14,208 --> 01:23:18,448 ♪ From my love 1688 01:23:18,484 --> 01:23:22,237 ♪ All I want is 1689 01:23:22,272 --> 01:23:26,825 ♪ To be in your life 1690 01:23:26,860 --> 01:23:29,918 ♪ We were fated 1691 01:23:29,954 --> 01:23:35,271 ♪ Ever something that was meant to be ♪ 1692 01:23:35,306 --> 01:23:37,913 ♪ And I love you 1693 01:23:37,947 --> 01:23:40,971 ♪ Jennie 1694 01:23:41,006 --> 01:23:46,219 ♪ Come to me 1695 01:23:49,939 --> 01:23:53,172 ♪ Oh Jennie 1696 01:23:53,207 --> 01:23:56,161 ♪ Don't you feel your heart beat ♪ 1697 01:23:56,195 --> 01:24:01,444 ♪ Faster than usual 1698 01:24:01,479 --> 01:24:05,059 ♪ Listen to the music 1699 01:24:05,093 --> 01:24:07,979 ♪ Jennie 1700 01:24:08,013 --> 01:24:11,593 ♪ You keep running 1701 01:24:11,628 --> 01:24:15,729 ♪ From my love 1702 01:24:15,764 --> 01:24:19,969 ♪ All I want is 1703 01:24:20,005 --> 01:24:24,001 ♪ To be near you girl 1704 01:24:24,036 --> 01:24:27,094 ♪ We were fated 1705 01:24:27,130 --> 01:24:31,961 ♪ Ever something that was meant to be ♪ 1706 01:24:32,795 --> 01:24:35,332 ♪ And I love you 1707 01:24:35,367 --> 01:24:38,425 ♪ Jennie 1708 01:24:38,460 --> 01:24:42,458 ♪ Come to me 1709 01:24:42,493 --> 01:24:47,707 ♪ Come to me 1710 01:24:50,105 --> 01:24:52,746 ♪ Come to me 1711 01:24:58,376 --> 01:25:03,312 (applauding) (cheering) 1712 01:25:15,616 --> 01:25:16,485 - Carole. 1713 01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:17,841 - Chip. 1714 01:25:17,875 --> 01:25:18,884 - [Both] I'm sorry. 1715 01:25:20,865 --> 01:25:21,560 - I love you. 1716 01:25:21,594 --> 01:25:23,263 - I love you, too. 1717 01:25:24,584 --> 01:25:29,519 (applauding) (cheering) 1718 01:25:41,859 --> 01:25:44,778 (dramatic music) 1719 01:25:58,612 --> 01:26:01,670 (melancholy music) 1720 01:26:21,344 --> 01:26:22,387 - Hi Camden. 1721 01:26:28,643 --> 01:26:31,840 I can't promise lasting love or anything, but, 1722 01:26:32,848 --> 01:26:35,072 we could sure have one hell of a night. 1723 01:26:39,035 --> 01:26:39,487 - [Carole] Honey? 1724 01:26:39,521 --> 01:26:40,529 - [Chip] Yeah? 1725 01:26:40,564 --> 01:26:41,885 - [Carole] Are you sure that Gary won't mind 1726 01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:42,963 driving back all that way alone? 1727 01:26:42,997 --> 01:26:44,562 - Carole, he's not going back. 1728 01:26:44,596 --> 01:26:46,299 He's transferring to Miami. 1729 01:26:48,245 --> 01:26:49,219 I got this, girls. 1730 01:26:49,253 --> 01:26:50,226 - [Sandra] Thanks, Chip, thank you. 1731 01:26:50,262 --> 01:26:51,825 - [Chip] You bet. 1732 01:26:52,903 --> 01:26:53,841 - Hey San? 1733 01:26:53,876 --> 01:26:54,571 - [Sandra] Mm? 1734 01:26:54,607 --> 01:26:55,440 - You gonna be alright? 1735 01:26:55,475 --> 01:26:56,831 - Ah yeah, I'll get over it. 1736 01:26:56,865 --> 01:26:57,908 - [Jennie] You sure? 1737 01:26:59,090 --> 01:27:00,202 - Yeah. 1738 01:27:00,237 --> 01:27:01,279 - No what ifs? 1739 01:27:01,314 --> 01:27:03,713 - And no regrets. 1740 01:27:03,747 --> 01:27:04,860 Where's Scott? 1741 01:27:05,381 --> 01:27:06,459 - I don't know. 1742 01:27:06,493 --> 01:27:08,683 He said he'd say goodbye before we left. 1743 01:27:08,717 --> 01:27:10,351 - Oh darlin', I hope he doesn't turn out 1744 01:27:10,386 --> 01:27:12,019 to be another Ernie. 1745 01:27:12,054 --> 01:27:12,924 (horn honking) 1746 01:27:12,959 --> 01:27:14,662 - Hey party animals. 1747 01:27:14,696 --> 01:27:17,234 Time to head back to the real world, huh? 1748 01:27:17,269 --> 01:27:18,798 - [Jennie] Hey, did you have a good time? 1749 01:27:18,833 --> 01:27:20,084 - You bet I did. 1750 01:27:22,309 --> 01:27:23,212 Bye Conan. 1751 01:27:25,367 --> 01:27:27,104 You barbarian. 1752 01:27:33,883 --> 01:27:35,933 - I just wanna say thanks. 1753 01:27:35,968 --> 01:27:37,045 - I'm sorry it didn't work out. 1754 01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:39,235 Guess it just wasn't meant to be. 1755 01:27:39,270 --> 01:27:41,634 I'd still like to consider you as my friend. 1756 01:27:41,668 --> 01:27:42,572 - Absolutely. 1757 01:27:45,422 --> 01:27:46,429 I'll see ya later. 1758 01:27:46,465 --> 01:27:47,542 - Take care. 1759 01:27:49,662 --> 01:27:51,609 - We better hit the road. 1760 01:27:52,790 --> 01:27:54,180 - But what about Scott? 1761 01:27:54,215 --> 01:27:56,544 - I guess we said our goodbyes last night. 1762 01:27:58,003 --> 01:27:58,872 - Bye bye Sandra. 1763 01:27:58,908 --> 01:28:00,124 - Bye. 1764 01:28:00,159 --> 01:28:01,688 - I got a paper to write. 1765 01:28:02,488 --> 01:28:03,774 - Come on guys, let's get going. 1766 01:28:03,810 --> 01:28:06,381 - Yeah, let's roll. 1767 01:28:06,416 --> 01:28:07,493 - [Carole] Thank you. 1768 01:28:07,528 --> 01:28:08,814 - [Laurie] You guys get all my stuff? 1769 01:28:08,849 --> 01:28:10,899 - [Jennie] Yep, it's in the trunk. 1770 01:28:10,935 --> 01:28:11,699 - [Camden] See ya later. 1771 01:28:11,734 --> 01:28:12,880 - [All] Bye. 1772 01:28:12,916 --> 01:28:14,619 - [Camden] Arrivederci. It's a week I'll never forget. 1773 01:28:14,653 --> 01:28:16,009 - It was great, Camden. 1774 01:28:16,044 --> 01:28:21,430 ("Where The Boys Are" by Howard Greenfield/Neil Sedaka) 1775 01:28:40,547 --> 01:28:41,972 Jennie, Jennie. 1776 01:28:42,702 --> 01:28:43,849 Stud alert. 1777 01:28:47,290 --> 01:28:50,662 ♪ Where the boys are 1778 01:28:53,060 --> 01:28:53,964 - Hi, how ya doin'? 1779 01:28:53,998 --> 01:28:56,397 ♪ My true love will be 1780 01:28:56,432 --> 01:28:58,031 I'm Scott Nash. 1781 01:28:58,066 --> 01:29:01,472 I'm heading for Penmore to be with a girl I'm crazy about. 1782 01:29:03,210 --> 01:29:04,252 ♪ In time 1783 01:29:04,288 --> 01:29:09,848 ♪ And I know he's looking there for me ♪ 1784 01:29:11,864 --> 01:29:17,009 ♪ In a crowd of a million people ♪ 1785 01:29:17,043 --> 01:29:21,736 ♪ I will find my valentine 1786 01:29:22,987 --> 01:29:27,748 ♪ Then I'll climb to the highest steeple ♪ 1787 01:29:28,617 --> 01:29:33,518 ♪ And tell the world he's mine 1788 01:29:34,387 --> 01:29:39,218 ♪ 'Til he holds me 1789 01:29:39,948 --> 01:29:44,536 ♪ I wait impatiently 1790 01:29:45,857 --> 01:29:50,063 ♪ Where the boys are, where the boys are ♪ 1791 01:29:51,419 --> 01:29:56,806 ♪ Where the boys are, someone waits for me ♪ 1792 01:30:00,699 --> 01:30:05,426 ♪ 'Til he holds me 1793 01:30:06,329 --> 01:30:10,744 ♪ I wait impatiently 1794 01:30:12,065 --> 01:30:16,618 ♪ Where the boys are, where the boys are ♪ 1795 01:30:17,799 --> 01:30:23,117 ♪ Where the boys are, someone waits for me ♪ 1796 01:31:13,412 --> 01:31:15,879 ("Mini Skirted" by Spark) 1797 01:31:15,914 --> 01:31:17,060 ♪ I'm no hick 1798 01:31:17,096 --> 01:31:18,451 ♪ And I'm no prude 1799 01:31:18,485 --> 01:31:21,197 ♪ But any less and you'd be nude ♪ 1800 01:31:21,231 --> 01:31:23,352 ♪ Because for mini skirted 1801 01:31:23,387 --> 01:31:24,568 ♪ That's enough for me 1802 01:31:24,603 --> 01:31:26,202 ♪ Mini skirted 1803 01:31:26,237 --> 01:31:27,627 ♪ Good enough for me 1804 01:31:27,662 --> 01:31:29,296 ♪ Mini skirted 1805 01:31:29,331 --> 01:31:32,077 ♪ What a lovely sight to see 1806 01:31:32,111 --> 01:31:36,491 ♪ When I walk around and see the sun in the sky ♪ 1807 01:31:36,526 --> 01:31:39,549 ♪ Or bouncing off your knees and through my eyes ♪ 1808 01:31:39,584 --> 01:31:44,554 ♪ Then I'm gonna end up legally blind ♪ 1809 01:31:47,682 --> 01:31:51,749 ("Hot Nights" by Jude Cole) 1810 01:31:53,209 --> 01:31:55,990 ♪ Got me a school vacation 1811 01:31:56,024 --> 01:32:01,342 ♪ I been waiting so long 1812 01:32:01,377 --> 01:32:04,922 ♪ So long 1813 01:32:04,956 --> 01:32:07,738 ♪ Get my reputation 1814 01:32:07,772 --> 01:32:13,055 ♪ I'm gonna stay up all night long ♪ 1815 01:32:13,090 --> 01:32:17,260 ♪ All night long 1816 01:32:17,296 --> 01:32:18,617 ♪ Nothing to lose 1817 01:32:18,651 --> 01:32:22,997 ♪ I got to win 1818 01:32:23,031 --> 01:32:28,419 ♪ They might not see me back again ♪ 1819 01:32:31,791 --> 01:32:36,969 ♪ Hot nights are calling my name now oh oh oh ♪ 1820 01:32:37,977 --> 01:32:39,436 ♪ There's no looking back 1821 01:32:39,472 --> 01:32:43,921 ♪ But then we're gone 1822 01:32:43,955 --> 01:32:46,875 ♪ Can't wait forever 1823 01:32:46,909 --> 01:32:49,585 ♪ It's now or never 1824 01:32:49,621 --> 01:32:54,834 ♪ We're gone gone gone gone 1825 01:32:58,623 --> 01:33:01,611 ♪ So drop your books and leave them ♪ 1826 01:33:01,647 --> 01:33:06,721 ♪ We don't need them where we're going ♪ 1827 01:33:06,755 --> 01:33:10,580 ♪ No no no 1828 01:33:10,615 --> 01:33:13,395 ♪ Got no time to read them 1829 01:33:13,430 --> 01:33:18,713 ♪ The paperback don't turn me on ♪ 1830 01:33:18,748 --> 01:33:22,710 ♪ No no no 1831 01:33:22,745 --> 01:33:27,716 ♪ Locked up in school it just ain't right ♪ 1832 01:33:28,897 --> 01:33:33,798 ♪ We're gonna make it up tonight ♪ 1833 01:33:33,832 --> 01:33:37,447 ♪ Well alright 1834 01:33:37,482 --> 01:33:42,486 ♪ Hot nights are calling my name now oh oh oh ♪ 1835 01:33:43,669 --> 01:33:45,858 ♪ There's no looking back again ♪ 1836 01:33:45,893 --> 01:33:49,507 ♪ We're gone 1837 01:33:49,543 --> 01:33:52,601 ♪ Can't wait forever 1838 01:33:52,635 --> 01:33:55,312 ♪ It's now or never 1839 01:33:55,347 --> 01:34:00,734 ♪ We're gone gone gone gone 1840 01:34:02,925 --> 01:34:06,539 ♪ Well alright let's go 1841 01:34:29,445 --> 01:34:32,329 (dramatic music) 118609