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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:06,015 Previously on Heels... 2 00:00:06,115 --> 00:00:07,917 I told Ace about the Kleenex. 3 00:00:08,017 --> 00:00:09,485 - What'd he say? - The whole thing 4 00:00:09,585 --> 00:00:10,787 was a little bit of a blur. 5 00:00:10,887 --> 00:00:12,455 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 6 00:00:12,555 --> 00:00:15,124 I may not deserve it, but if you give me another chance 7 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:17,560 I promise I'm never gonna let you down again. 8 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:19,976 You wanna be seen? You cannot rely on others 9 00:00:20,096 --> 00:00:20,930 who want the focus on them. 10 00:00:21,030 --> 00:00:22,565 Hey, Ace! 11 00:00:22,665 --> 00:00:24,867 Your new DWL champion is 12 00:00:24,967 --> 00:00:26,382 the valet, 13 00:00:26,502 --> 00:00:29,806 Bunny Bombshell--according to Jack Spade's logic, 14 00:00:29,906 --> 00:00:32,375 I guess anybody can just grab the belt. 15 00:00:32,475 --> 00:00:34,477 Jack, you need my expertise. 16 00:00:34,477 --> 00:00:36,345 You don't know, really, what the fuck you're doing. 17 00:00:36,446 --> 00:00:38,327 You must introduce me to Wild Bill. 18 00:00:38,448 --> 00:00:40,850 Bill, this is Constance. She booked us for the fair. 19 00:00:40,950 --> 00:00:42,885 You are a wise woman, Constance. 20 00:00:42,985 --> 00:00:44,320 You got suspended? 21 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:46,055 You can't hit people out of anger. 22 00:00:46,155 --> 00:00:47,890 Dad hit Uncle Ace at the hospital. 23 00:00:47,990 --> 00:00:49,826 Jack, each action and each situation, 24 00:00:49,926 --> 00:00:50,893 you could've resisted. You embraced 'em. 25 00:00:50,993 --> 00:00:52,495 You fucking leaned in. 26 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:54,530 You act like you're some kind of genius. 27 00:00:54,630 --> 00:00:56,532 You ruined my fucking life. 28 00:00:56,632 --> 00:00:57,900 Tomorrow's a new day. 29 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,335 You could talk to him more. 30 00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:00,937 This is Ace. Leave a message, 31 00:01:01,037 --> 00:01:01,904 and I'll hit you back. 32 00:01:02,004 --> 00:01:03,706 Thatta boy, Ace. 33 00:01:03,806 --> 00:01:04,874 Thatta boy. 34 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:19,889 ♪ I'm not waiting for ♪ 35 00:01:19,989 --> 00:01:23,893 ♪ The answer ♪ 36 00:01:25,728 --> 00:01:28,498 ♪ I will ♪ 37 00:01:28,598 --> 00:01:31,100 ♪ Walk in the shore ♪ 38 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,703 ♪ To find you ♪ 39 00:01:33,703 --> 00:01:36,939 ♪ To find ♪ 40 00:01:37,039 --> 00:01:40,076 ♪ The peace that's your own ♪ 41 00:01:40,176 --> 00:01:42,845 ♪ Where you come from ♪ 42 00:01:42,845 --> 00:01:46,582 ♪ All that you want ♪ 43 00:01:48,284 --> 00:01:51,053 ♪ One that's your own ♪ 44 00:01:51,053 --> 00:01:53,823 ♪ Place to call home ♪ 45 00:01:53,923 --> 00:01:56,759 ♪ Won't be ♪ 46 00:01:56,859 --> 00:01:59,562 ♪ Granted ♪ 47 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:03,132 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 48 00:02:03,232 --> 00:02:09,272 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 49 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:14,577 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 50 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:19,448 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 51 00:02:19,549 --> 00:02:21,851 ♪ One ♪ 52 00:02:21,951 --> 00:02:24,754 ♪ To one ♪ 53 00:02:24,854 --> 00:02:27,590 ♪ What's love ♪ 54 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:33,596 ♪ In war? ♪ 55 00:02:51,614 --> 00:02:56,018 ♪ Ooh The storm is threatenin' ♪ 56 00:02:56,118 --> 00:02:59,822 ♪ My very life today ♪ 57 00:02:59,922 --> 00:03:03,759 ♪ If I don't get some shelter ♪ 58 00:03:03,859 --> 00:03:07,496 ♪ Ooh, yeah I'm gonna fade away ♪ 59 00:03:07,597 --> 00:03:11,801 ♪ War, children ♪ 60 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:16,639 ♪ It's just a shot away It's just a shot away, war ♪ 61 00:03:16,739 --> 00:03:18,507 Hey, Willie, it's Brian from Mayorca Beer. 62 00:03:18,608 --> 00:03:20,142 Uh, couldn't make the show, but heard the news. 63 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:21,877 Congratulations. 64 00:03:21,978 --> 00:03:23,312 Now let's square up, uh, accounts 65 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:24,847 now that you're flush. 66 00:03:24,947 --> 00:03:26,282 I'm around all day. Give me a call. 67 00:03:26,382 --> 00:03:27,783 Oops, must've missed your message, Brian, 68 00:03:27,883 --> 00:03:29,385 you perky fake fuck. 69 00:03:29,485 --> 00:03:31,254 Willie, Reggie from Connors Roofing. 70 00:03:31,354 --> 00:03:33,256 Tell Jack I gotta get paid. It's been eight months. 71 00:03:33,356 --> 00:03:34,357 Never a lid. Never a lid. 72 00:03:34,457 --> 00:03:36,959 Lids just vanish. 73 00:03:37,059 --> 00:03:38,794 See you guys tonight. No idea when. 74 00:03:38,894 --> 00:03:40,109 Hey, hug. 75 00:03:40,229 --> 00:03:41,497 In two years, I'll be off to college, 76 00:03:41,497 --> 00:03:43,165 - and you'll miss me. - Really? 77 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:44,166 Get your grades up, or you won't sniff a college 78 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:45,201 you can go away to. 79 00:03:45,301 --> 00:03:47,370 Have fun at work, hon. 80 00:03:47,470 --> 00:03:49,338 I thought she was quittin' the DWL. 81 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:52,375 Me too, love. Me too. 82 00:04:06,489 --> 00:04:07,790 - What's wrong? - Hey. 83 00:04:07,890 --> 00:04:09,325 Sorry, no one died. 84 00:04:09,425 --> 00:04:10,893 But I just got an alert about a county highway meetin' 85 00:04:10,993 --> 00:04:12,495 on the family calendar, so... 86 00:04:12,595 --> 00:04:14,196 Sorry, I keep clicking 87 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:15,831 on the wrong calendar. 88 00:04:15,931 --> 00:04:17,800 No worries. We all do it. 89 00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:19,201 The county's taking bids, 90 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:22,271 but they moved that meetin' to the 11th. 91 00:04:22,371 --> 00:04:25,341 Jack, today's the 11th. 92 00:04:27,743 --> 00:04:28,678 Fuck! 93 00:04:28,778 --> 00:04:30,946 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 94 00:04:31,047 --> 00:04:32,782 Shit! God damn it! 95 00:04:32,882 --> 00:04:34,850 Just call and say you overslept. 96 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:39,021 Jack, you're okay. 97 00:04:39,121 --> 00:04:41,157 Jack, you there? 98 00:04:41,257 --> 00:04:43,626 Yeah, no, I'm here, in our home. 99 00:04:43,726 --> 00:04:45,261 I'm just not where I should be, which is selling 100 00:04:45,361 --> 00:04:47,363 industrial fucking lawnmowers, God damn it! 101 00:04:47,463 --> 00:04:49,065 I'm sorry. I love you. 102 00:04:49,165 --> 00:04:50,966 Shit! 103 00:04:51,067 --> 00:04:52,368 Jack, they love you there. 104 00:04:52,368 --> 00:04:54,203 So don't rush. Also, I wanna remind you 105 00:04:54,303 --> 00:04:56,038 we gotta meet with Thomas' principal tomorrow 106 00:04:56,138 --> 00:04:57,606 to discuss the punching incident. 107 00:04:57,707 --> 00:05:00,276 It's also on the shared family calendar-- 108 00:05:00,376 --> 00:05:01,811 the purple one. 109 00:05:01,911 --> 00:05:03,312 Timmy's got me scheduled to open the shop tomorrow 110 00:05:03,412 --> 00:05:04,880 if I'm not fired today. 111 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:07,216 Thomas is suspended until we meet with the school. 112 00:05:07,316 --> 00:05:08,751 Well, do we both have to be there? 113 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,953 Because I took off too much time for the fair, 114 00:05:11,053 --> 00:05:12,455 and my leverage has dwindled. 115 00:05:12,555 --> 00:05:14,123 Both parents need to be there. 116 00:05:14,223 --> 00:05:16,092 Well, then I'll be there. 117 00:05:16,092 --> 00:05:17,760 Jack, you sell more lawnmowers than anyone else 118 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:19,061 at that company. 119 00:05:19,161 --> 00:05:21,097 Chisel that onto my gravestone. 120 00:05:21,197 --> 00:05:22,932 Drive safely. Call me later. 121 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:24,667 I will. 122 00:05:29,205 --> 00:05:30,573 So nice to go on a run with you. 123 00:05:30,673 --> 00:05:35,010 Sorry, I just-- I needed to run hard, think, 124 00:05:35,111 --> 00:05:36,679 then run and not think. 125 00:05:36,779 --> 00:05:39,148 You and Thomas can stay here as long as you need. 126 00:05:39,248 --> 00:05:40,449 What's up? 127 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:42,184 Oh, Jack just added a work meeting 128 00:05:42,284 --> 00:05:43,519 on the shared family calendar. 129 00:05:43,619 --> 00:05:45,454 I was afraid he'd miss it, so I called him. 130 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,022 You're nicer than I would've been. 131 00:05:47,123 --> 00:05:48,424 Not really. 132 00:05:48,524 --> 00:05:50,693 Poor guy's always doing three things at once. 133 00:05:50,793 --> 00:05:52,428 He's--I feel for the guy. 134 00:05:52,528 --> 00:05:53,896 He's... 135 00:05:53,996 --> 00:05:55,664 he's my guy still. 136 00:05:55,765 --> 00:05:58,100 We just... 137 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,301 gotta find our way back to each other. 138 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:09,545 Hey, you and I need to talk. 139 00:06:09,645 --> 00:06:11,480 Where are you? 140 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,949 Why? You bringin' over croissants? 141 00:06:14,049 --> 00:06:16,886 - You wish. - That's why I suggested it. 142 00:06:16,986 --> 00:06:18,888 I just wanna make sure that last night, 143 00:06:18,988 --> 00:06:20,723 when we were talking, you weren't blackout drunk 144 00:06:20,823 --> 00:06:23,559 or high as shit, because if you and I are gonna work together, 145 00:06:23,659 --> 00:06:25,494 we really need to be--you know. 146 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:28,130 No, I wasn't high last night. 147 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:29,598 You're whispering. 148 00:06:29,698 --> 00:06:31,534 You've got some chippy in your bed, don't ya? 149 00:06:31,634 --> 00:06:34,837 A lady, not a chippy. Her name's Constance. 150 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:36,372 I believe you've met. 151 00:06:36,472 --> 00:06:39,275 You banged Constance, the fair commissioner? 152 00:06:39,375 --> 00:06:42,144 Perhaps I did. Perhaps I did not. 153 00:06:42,244 --> 00:06:44,013 Which would you prefer? 154 00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:47,817 Oh, my God! That dirty, dirty bird. 155 00:06:47,917 --> 00:06:51,220 She's quite nice-- and the reason we got the fair. 156 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:54,490 Correction-- I'm the reason we got the fair. 157 00:06:54,590 --> 00:06:56,992 Yeah, okay, well, she still owes us our appearance fee. 158 00:06:57,092 --> 00:06:58,461 So you tell that dirty bird-- 159 00:06:58,561 --> 00:07:01,530 Hey! Slut-shamer. Stop calling her that. 160 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:04,300 I will call that trampy little knob-gobbler whatever I want. 161 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,801 Get her to get me a check. 162 00:07:05,901 --> 00:07:08,170 I've got countless overdue bills I gotta pay today. 163 00:07:08,270 --> 00:07:09,738 Happy to be of service. 164 00:07:09,839 --> 00:07:12,208 You've serviced nothing but that dirty Tweety's twat. 165 00:07:12,308 --> 00:07:14,543 Get her up out of bed and get her flapping her wings my way. 166 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:16,045 And if her check doesn't bounce, 167 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:18,314 maybe you'll get some goddamn croissants. 168 00:07:18,414 --> 00:07:21,116 Chocolat, s'il vous plait. Merci. 169 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,021 Oh, God damn it. 170 00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:46,809 Thank you. 171 00:07:46,909 --> 00:07:49,245 Oh, uh, I'd like the restroom key, please. 172 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:50,779 You gotta buy something, thank you. 173 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,781 Um, I'll get just the key-- would be great. 174 00:07:52,882 --> 00:07:55,017 Key's for people who buy something. 175 00:07:55,117 --> 00:07:57,500 I bought four Cokes at a Gas 'N' Break five hours back. 176 00:07:57,620 --> 00:07:59,121 I didn't sell you those Cokes. 177 00:07:59,221 --> 00:08:00,956 Each Gas 'N' Break's a franchise. 178 00:08:01,056 --> 00:08:02,658 Profits from those Cokes are in the register 179 00:08:02,758 --> 00:08:05,227 of the Gas 'N' Break five hours back, not mine. 180 00:08:05,327 --> 00:08:06,562 Well, yeah, but come on, man. 181 00:08:06,662 --> 00:08:08,230 You guys draft off each other, right? 182 00:08:08,330 --> 00:08:09,999 Makes sense that if I buy X amount of liquid 183 00:08:10,099 --> 00:08:12,935 at Gas Break A, I should be able to use the restroom 184 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:13,936 at Gas Break B. 185 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:16,105 People lie all the time. 186 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:17,506 I got the empty Cokes 187 00:08:17,606 --> 00:08:18,774 and the receipt in my Volvo to prove it. 188 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:20,709 I'm just tryin' to piss it back out. 189 00:08:20,809 --> 00:08:22,711 Y'all gotta come up with some sort of sales QR tracking code 190 00:08:22,811 --> 00:08:24,213 or some shit, so we're not debatin' 191 00:08:24,313 --> 00:08:25,548 a man's right to relieve himself. 192 00:08:25,648 --> 00:08:28,417 Sir, I'm not in the restroom business. 193 00:08:28,517 --> 00:08:29,985 If you wanna piss out their Cokes, 194 00:08:30,085 --> 00:08:32,354 drive back, piss out their Cokes in their restroom, 195 00:08:32,454 --> 00:08:34,490 or you could buy a new Coke here. 196 00:08:34,590 --> 00:08:35,791 I'll loan you my key. 197 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:38,994 I got Coke, Cherry Coke, Coke Zero. 198 00:08:39,094 --> 00:08:41,363 Stick 'em all up your ass, sir. 199 00:08:56,512 --> 00:08:59,448 You gon' wash that all away. 200 00:09:05,287 --> 00:09:06,855 This fucking... 201 00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:16,932 That's it. Now git. 202 00:09:17,032 --> 00:09:18,534 For good. 203 00:09:57,006 --> 00:09:59,241 First time I kissed a man with a mustache. 204 00:09:59,341 --> 00:10:01,310 Ooh, so last night was your first time 205 00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:03,212 riding one too? 206 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:04,647 You took to it pretty well. 207 00:10:04,747 --> 00:10:06,382 If you need me today, 208 00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:08,283 I'll be at my chiropractor. 209 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,320 Don't tell Willie I forgot the check 210 00:10:11,420 --> 00:10:13,355 because you seduced me. 211 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:16,959 How 'bout we go to my big, empty house next time? 212 00:10:17,059 --> 00:10:21,630 Gets cold there, maybe you can come by and warm me up. 213 00:10:21,730 --> 00:10:24,533 I'll use my entire body as a giant blanket. 214 00:10:27,236 --> 00:10:28,570 Mmm. Mm. 215 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:31,040 Mmm. Mmm! 216 00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:33,375 Would you like to touch it one more time before you go? 217 00:10:33,475 --> 00:10:35,244 Not in a parking lot. 218 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:36,979 But definitely later. Call me. 219 00:10:37,079 --> 00:10:38,447 Will do. 220 00:10:38,547 --> 00:10:40,162 Hey, guys, we've got Jim Freeman 221 00:10:40,282 --> 00:10:42,164 with us today, author of one of my favorite books, 222 00:10:42,284 --> 00:10:43,585 The Journey is the Obstacle. 223 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,320 Jim, please. 224 00:10:45,421 --> 00:10:47,489 Tell the folks about your inspiration for writing it. 225 00:10:47,589 --> 00:10:49,124 Thanks, Alex. 226 00:10:49,224 --> 00:10:51,927 So there's many an adage that has led us astray. 227 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,495 Top of the list-- 228 00:10:53,595 --> 00:10:55,597 life's about the journey, not the destination. 229 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,533 - I say bullshit. - Right. 230 00:10:57,633 --> 00:10:59,601 Many of us are stuck on the wrong journey. 231 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,570 Yet we dawdle, because we've been taught 232 00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:04,206 that we don't deserve the astonishing now. 233 00:11:04,306 --> 00:11:07,843 You cannot create your own version of the astonishing now 234 00:11:07,943 --> 00:11:09,945 if you're mired in making a foolish journey 235 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,513 seem meaningful. 236 00:11:11,613 --> 00:11:14,450 The journey you've chosen is your obstacle. 237 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,118 Yeah, totally. I can see that. 238 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,087 If the journey you're on is not astonishing 239 00:11:18,187 --> 00:11:19,755 in its spectacularity, 240 00:11:19,855 --> 00:11:21,990 you must abandon it and start anew. 241 00:11:22,091 --> 00:11:23,759 - Mm. - Each of us are called 242 00:11:23,859 --> 00:11:25,594 to ignite journeys sparked 243 00:11:25,694 --> 00:11:28,731 with the transcendent power of the astonishing now. 244 00:11:28,831 --> 00:11:30,966 But so many of us don't answer. 245 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,735 Wake up! 246 00:11:32,835 --> 00:11:35,070 Hey, Siri, define "transcendent." 247 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:46,261 Whoo, there's the champ! 248 00:11:46,381 --> 00:11:47,516 Did you sleep 249 00:11:47,516 --> 00:11:48,517 with that thing on? 250 00:11:48,617 --> 00:11:51,019 Oh, I did not sleep. 251 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,255 I didn't want the feeling of that moment to end. 252 00:11:53,355 --> 00:11:55,357 Didn't end. It is just starting. 253 00:11:55,457 --> 00:11:56,792 Oh, thank you. 254 00:11:56,892 --> 00:11:59,228 Hey, um, 255 00:11:59,328 --> 00:12:02,865 Bobby, I just wanted to say... 256 00:12:02,965 --> 00:12:06,568 thank you for being in my corner. 257 00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:10,139 I've never had anyone in my corner. 258 00:12:10,239 --> 00:12:12,307 Not like you. 259 00:12:12,407 --> 00:12:14,676 It's dope. 260 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,578 Well, your corner's a fun corner. 261 00:12:22,017 --> 00:12:23,318 - Hey! - Hey! 262 00:12:23,418 --> 00:12:24,453 Amazing job last night. 263 00:12:24,553 --> 00:12:25,654 Well, last night's over. 264 00:12:25,754 --> 00:12:27,022 Today, the wolves are at the door. 265 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,358 People think we're flush with cash now. 266 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,692 Money from the fair is spoken for-- 267 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,394 still got a mountain of unpaid bills. 268 00:12:32,494 --> 00:12:34,997 We always knew the state fair was gonna be a loss leader. 269 00:12:35,097 --> 00:12:37,099 We did it to capitalize on the buzz that we'd get. 270 00:12:37,199 --> 00:12:38,967 Don't tell me why we did it. I know why we did it. 271 00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:41,370 I also know a lot of that buzz paints us as jabronis. 272 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:44,406 Gully's already cut two promos, saying our finish was bogus. 273 00:12:44,506 --> 00:12:45,507 I already blew off all of Gully's heat. 274 00:12:45,607 --> 00:12:47,142 Get on Instagram, 275 00:12:47,242 --> 00:12:49,645 'cause half our comments are Dystopia marks mockin' us 276 00:12:49,745 --> 00:12:51,046 - on our own page. - Let 'em. 277 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,681 Nobody ever gave a shit. Now they do. 278 00:12:52,781 --> 00:12:53,882 That's good. 279 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,030 Not if we don't know 280 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,819 what we are doing. 281 00:12:56,919 --> 00:13:00,088 Look, I got 50 texts-- media, fans, sponsors-- 282 00:13:00,189 --> 00:13:02,524 possible momentum, but I got no-mentum with no plan 283 00:13:02,624 --> 00:13:03,926 because the fair's finish was not our plan. 284 00:13:04,026 --> 00:13:05,561 - We're back to square one. - No. 285 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,830 Mystery plus confusion equals ticket sales. 286 00:13:07,930 --> 00:13:09,398 We're at, the very least, at square two. 287 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,567 Ticket sales? To what? 288 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,368 Look, I don't know what I'm promotin'. 289 00:13:13,468 --> 00:13:15,003 Is Crystal really champ? Bunny? 290 00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:16,505 Is someone calling someone else out? 291 00:13:16,605 --> 00:13:17,773 Maybe there's an in-ring interview 292 00:13:17,873 --> 00:13:19,141 with Bill's shit-stained tights. 293 00:13:19,241 --> 00:13:21,143 I don't need a full script, just a gist, 294 00:13:21,243 --> 00:13:24,446 just a sliver of a gist, something to promote. 295 00:13:24,546 --> 00:13:26,615 We gotta pack the house, dude. We gotta pack it this week, 296 00:13:26,715 --> 00:13:27,950 next week, and the week after that. 297 00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:30,352 We gotta pack it over and over and over. 298 00:13:32,554 --> 00:13:33,822 What the fuck is up with Ace? 299 00:13:33,922 --> 00:13:35,757 'Cause he vanished last night. 300 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:38,026 I'm gonna go see him this afternoon. 301 00:13:38,126 --> 00:13:39,595 And do what, just have a laugh about how y'all almost 302 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,296 killed each other in the ring? 303 00:13:41,396 --> 00:13:43,866 He heard the cheers. He knows what we achieved. 304 00:13:43,966 --> 00:13:45,801 - It was greatness. - Well, good. 305 00:13:45,901 --> 00:13:47,336 Maybe greatness can be achieved a second time 306 00:13:47,436 --> 00:13:49,384 by inspiring some words to come out of your mouth, 307 00:13:49,504 --> 00:13:51,273 about what the fuck happens next? 308 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:52,387 Goin' to round everyone up. 309 00:13:58,614 --> 00:13:59,915 This is Ace. Leave a message, 310 00:14:00,015 --> 00:14:01,583 and I'll hit you back. 311 00:14:01,683 --> 00:14:03,151 Ace, look, I know we had an eventful endin' 312 00:14:03,252 --> 00:14:05,954 to last night's show, and we hadn't talked yet. 313 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,422 I've been trying to reach out 314 00:14:07,522 --> 00:14:08,891 and I'm sure you're still sleepin'. 315 00:14:08,991 --> 00:14:10,993 Willie's been up my ass for next week's show. 316 00:14:11,093 --> 00:14:13,929 Look, just tell me what you wanna do. 317 00:14:14,029 --> 00:14:15,297 And we'll do it. Okay? 318 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,566 Let's build off of what we accomplished-- 319 00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:19,635 together. 320 00:14:28,477 --> 00:14:30,445 I think these boys got something here. 321 00:14:30,545 --> 00:14:33,916 I'd cut back on the road dates, build the business with them. 322 00:14:34,016 --> 00:14:35,550 - You? - Only if you promise 323 00:14:35,651 --> 00:14:37,452 your possum drone will puke in Jack's face. 324 00:14:37,552 --> 00:14:39,221 I'll shake on that right now. 325 00:14:39,321 --> 00:14:42,190 Look, a lot of upside here, a lot of potential. 326 00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:44,907 But they need a update-- announcers, big screens 327 00:14:45,027 --> 00:14:47,029 so the live house can watch promos, vignettes, 328 00:14:47,129 --> 00:14:49,998 interviews, maybe a podcast-- gotta take it beyond the ring. 329 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,634 Look at you, Bill, wakin' up with ideas. 330 00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:54,636 Twitchin' her cottontail ass, 331 00:14:54,736 --> 00:14:56,371 so she got the belt. 332 00:14:56,471 --> 00:14:58,607 According to Jack Spade's logic, I guess anybody 333 00:14:58,707 --> 00:15:00,943 can just grab the belt. 334 00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:02,644 They don't even need to be in the back. 335 00:15:02,744 --> 00:15:04,313 They could be a bunny, a chipmunk, 336 00:15:04,313 --> 00:15:06,715 or a palomino pony with a braided tail. 337 00:15:06,815 --> 00:15:08,497 That boy's neck must be made of concrete. 338 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:10,152 Billy, you clobbered him. 339 00:15:10,252 --> 00:15:12,120 Hurtin' him put a hop in my step. 340 00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:13,869 Gully's got a good point, though. 341 00:15:13,989 --> 00:15:16,425 It was a no-DQ match, but Crystal still wasn't in it. 342 00:15:16,525 --> 00:15:18,360 Crystal won. They cheered. 343 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,594 You didn't seem this concerned 344 00:15:19,695 --> 00:15:20,963 with Crystal winning last night. 345 00:15:21,063 --> 00:15:22,764 Eh, I just shotgunned three beers, bro. 346 00:15:22,864 --> 00:15:24,299 I'm just saying. 347 00:15:24,399 --> 00:15:26,101 In the light of day, we got some explainin' to do. 348 00:15:26,201 --> 00:15:28,483 Hardcore fans won't respect us if we don't. 349 00:15:28,603 --> 00:15:30,672 Now boys, it is what we make of it. 350 00:15:30,772 --> 00:15:32,808 Maybe since Crystal's Bill's valet, 351 00:15:32,908 --> 00:15:34,543 she won it for Bill. 352 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:36,044 You fixed it even better, Ricky. 353 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,980 Somebody bring big daddy my belt. 354 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,215 How are the hangovers, y'all? 355 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,651 Round of applause for all of us! 356 00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:45,887 Yeah right! 357 00:15:47,055 --> 00:15:49,524 Willie! Debbie. 358 00:15:49,624 --> 00:15:52,794 Everything that you did behind the scenes--bravo. 359 00:15:52,894 --> 00:15:54,730 You are seen. You are appreciated. 360 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,398 Thank you. 361 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,833 - Whoo. - Good job, ladies. 362 00:15:57,933 --> 00:15:59,401 - That's right. - Ricky! 363 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,103 It's good to have you with us last night. 364 00:16:01,203 --> 00:16:03,438 You lent us your fans and your skillset. 365 00:16:03,438 --> 00:16:05,040 - Thank you. - Amen! 366 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,542 - Ricky! - Whoo. 367 00:16:07,642 --> 00:16:09,211 I hate that stupid heart thing, 368 00:16:09,311 --> 00:16:11,646 almost as much as when they bow with praying hands. 369 00:16:11,747 --> 00:16:13,315 The Dad! 370 00:16:13,415 --> 00:16:15,984 I-I didn't see your match, but Willie says you did good. 371 00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:17,919 Thank you and congrats. 372 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,321 - Yeah. - All right, Dad. 373 00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:21,189 Yo, he fucking killed it. 374 00:16:21,289 --> 00:16:22,891 - All right, Dad. - Big Jim. 375 00:16:22,991 --> 00:16:24,326 Okay, he's back. 376 00:16:24,426 --> 00:16:25,994 - Big Jim. - Talk to your wife. 377 00:16:26,094 --> 00:16:28,063 Make it official. We're better with you here. 378 00:16:28,163 --> 00:16:29,965 - Yes, sir. - Welcome back, Jim. 379 00:16:30,065 --> 00:16:32,314 Sure hope these guys like gettin' paid in compliments, 380 00:16:32,434 --> 00:16:34,269 'cause that's all we've got left to pay 'em with. 381 00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:35,670 Bill. 382 00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:37,205 You swallowed your embarrassment, 383 00:16:37,305 --> 00:16:39,841 and you kept the show goin' last night. 384 00:16:39,941 --> 00:16:43,178 That gesture, that means a lot, 385 00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:45,247 not just 'cause it benefitted us, 386 00:16:45,347 --> 00:16:49,985 but for what it says about you as a friend to the DWL. 387 00:16:50,085 --> 00:16:53,055 Says I shoulda took a enema. 388 00:16:53,155 --> 00:16:54,790 Crystal. 389 00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,292 You launched yourself into the chaos last night 390 00:16:57,392 --> 00:17:02,164 of some festering Spade family drama. 391 00:17:02,264 --> 00:17:05,133 And we only weathered it 'cause of you. 392 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,736 It's 'cause of your guts. It's your instinct. 393 00:17:07,836 --> 00:17:10,772 It's your heart. 394 00:17:10,872 --> 00:17:12,541 I'm grateful for you. 395 00:17:12,641 --> 00:17:13,708 Thank you. 396 00:17:15,477 --> 00:17:17,045 That shit was amazing. 397 00:17:17,145 --> 00:17:18,613 Last but not least is Ace Spade, 398 00:17:18,713 --> 00:17:19,915 who's still sleeping apparently. 399 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,732 When everything was gettin' crazy last night, 400 00:17:23,852 --> 00:17:25,587 before Crystal saved the day, 401 00:17:25,687 --> 00:17:30,392 Ace coulda climbed the ladder, grab the belt, but he didn't. 402 00:17:30,492 --> 00:17:31,993 Okay? 403 00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,463 'Cause he cares about this here promotion. 404 00:17:34,563 --> 00:17:38,166 DWL was resuscitated, 405 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,735 because Ace and I shook hands 406 00:17:40,836 --> 00:17:43,305 on a vow of loyalty. 407 00:17:45,407 --> 00:17:49,277 And for real bad reasons, I-I squandered that. 408 00:17:50,579 --> 00:17:52,327 So if anyone here 409 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:55,150 has a problem with Ace Spade... 410 00:17:56,151 --> 00:17:58,053 ...it started with me. 411 00:17:58,153 --> 00:18:00,889 I deserve the blame, 412 00:18:00,989 --> 00:18:05,393 because I put y'all's hard work at risk. 413 00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:08,663 I'm sorry. 414 00:18:17,439 --> 00:18:19,574 I gotta write this week's show. 415 00:18:19,674 --> 00:18:22,210 Crystal, 416 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,578 you're now a DWL wrestler. 417 00:18:23,678 --> 00:18:26,628 Welcome to the roster. 418 00:18:28,383 --> 00:18:31,186 Okay, for this week's card, 419 00:18:31,286 --> 00:18:34,669 I gotta rewind a few things just a little bit. 420 00:18:34,789 --> 00:18:36,791 We're gonna invalidate the results of the ladder match 421 00:18:36,892 --> 00:18:38,927 due to technicalities, 422 00:18:39,027 --> 00:18:41,663 build some heat, promote the shit out of it, 423 00:18:41,763 --> 00:18:43,465 deliver killer stories. 424 00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:46,635 I want y'all to stay sharp, stay tuned. 425 00:18:46,735 --> 00:18:49,004 We survived. 426 00:18:49,104 --> 00:18:52,274 Now, let's build on it. Thank you. 427 00:18:58,046 --> 00:18:59,948 Jack, come on! 428 00:19:00,048 --> 00:19:01,316 That shit's not fair! 429 00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:03,485 I think I deserve way more than scraps. 430 00:19:03,585 --> 00:19:05,754 It's bullshit that I have to give up the belt 431 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,556 after holdin' it for one night. 432 00:19:07,656 --> 00:19:09,357 I'm confused. 433 00:19:09,457 --> 00:19:12,460 I should be able to defend my title in the ring, 434 00:19:12,561 --> 00:19:16,077 not relinquish it on some fuckin' technicality. 435 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,599 You came to my house. 436 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:20,402 You said you'd do whatever it takes for the DWL. 437 00:19:20,502 --> 00:19:23,205 So there were conditions you didn't disclose then? 438 00:19:23,305 --> 00:19:26,641 Jack, I'm tryna talk about my future in the DWL 439 00:19:26,741 --> 00:19:28,143 in the present. 440 00:19:28,243 --> 00:19:29,945 We were together in the past, five seconds ago, 441 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:33,148 when I pronounced you a DWL wrestler, 442 00:19:33,248 --> 00:19:34,649 which, 24 hours ago, you were not. 443 00:19:34,749 --> 00:19:35,884 I'm not arguin' that. 444 00:19:35,984 --> 00:19:37,519 No? You were shoutin' after me 445 00:19:37,619 --> 00:19:39,054 and calling bullshit. 446 00:19:39,154 --> 00:19:42,157 Jack, I- I followed you to talk to you. 447 00:19:42,257 --> 00:19:44,940 A week ago, you cried to me, saying that you would do 448 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,995 anything for the DWL. 449 00:19:47,095 --> 00:19:48,697 I wasn't crying to you. 450 00:19:48,797 --> 00:19:51,079 I was trying to take responsibility for my actions. 451 00:19:51,199 --> 00:19:53,868 But it would seem that "anything" meant 452 00:19:53,969 --> 00:19:55,804 before you got the belt. 453 00:19:55,804 --> 00:19:57,372 'Cause now you got the belt, 454 00:19:57,472 --> 00:19:59,574 and you're the one who's telling me what's next? 455 00:19:59,674 --> 00:20:04,012 That's what you left out when you were cryin' 456 00:20:04,112 --> 00:20:06,448 and apologizin'. 457 00:20:06,548 --> 00:20:09,284 You're real focused on that day. 458 00:20:09,384 --> 00:20:12,901 I gotta square that day with what's happening right now. 459 00:20:13,021 --> 00:20:15,624 And do not consider any part 460 00:20:15,624 --> 00:20:18,593 of any event scraps. 461 00:20:18,693 --> 00:20:22,530 So let me know if you wanna be part of this promotion. 462 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:30,839 Follow me, fucko. 463 00:20:36,978 --> 00:20:39,381 - Ah. - You just got a gift. 464 00:20:39,381 --> 00:20:40,548 I was just trying to stick up for my-- 465 00:20:40,649 --> 00:20:41,916 Shut up! 466 00:20:42,017 --> 00:20:43,752 I thought you were smart. 467 00:20:43,852 --> 00:20:46,187 Jack just gave you more praise than anyone in this buildin'. 468 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,922 I got two sentences. You got a monologue. 469 00:20:48,023 --> 00:20:50,692 He actually used the words, "I am so grateful for you." 470 00:20:50,692 --> 00:20:52,627 And you go marchin' after him, stampin' and stompin' 471 00:20:52,727 --> 00:20:55,030 in your little Care Bear boots, whinin' "No fair"? 472 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,264 Jesus. 473 00:20:56,364 --> 00:20:59,034 This promotion is in the dark ages 474 00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:00,468 when it comes to women wrestlers. 475 00:21:00,568 --> 00:21:02,917 You ever wrestled a 30-minute match? 476 00:21:03,038 --> 00:21:05,240 'Cause that's what it takes to be at the top of the card 477 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:07,609 in this business--30 minutes. 478 00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:08,977 How's your cardio, hmm? 479 00:21:09,077 --> 00:21:10,412 And what's your gimmick? 480 00:21:10,512 --> 00:21:11,680 'Cause as far as the audience knows, 481 00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:13,481 Bunny Bombshell now has the DWL belt-- 482 00:21:13,581 --> 00:21:16,531 or whoever Bunny was, before you tore your ears off. 483 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,920 We don't know. 484 00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:21,222 So if you've got solutions, share 'em. 485 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:25,260 Otherwise, quit runnin' your mouth. 486 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,795 I wasn't tryin' to run my mouth. 487 00:21:26,895 --> 00:21:28,296 Really? 'Cause you opened it, 488 00:21:28,396 --> 00:21:30,899 and you let words spew forth without thinkin'. 489 00:21:32,547 --> 00:21:34,202 - If you say so. - Oh, I say so. 490 00:21:34,302 --> 00:21:36,571 I fuckin' know so. 491 00:21:38,973 --> 00:21:41,309 I've lost my life to this business. 492 00:21:41,409 --> 00:21:44,312 So listen to what I say. 493 00:21:49,718 --> 00:21:51,386 I'm sorry. 494 00:21:52,387 --> 00:21:54,923 I am listening. 495 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:57,158 Really. 496 00:21:59,794 --> 00:22:01,629 Well, I have no idea who your Mr. Miyagi is, 497 00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:03,531 but clearly, you've been practicin'. 498 00:22:03,631 --> 00:22:05,700 You didn't learn all that on the trampoline in your front yard. 499 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,102 Regardless, 500 00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:08,803 there's a match this Saturday night, 501 00:22:08,803 --> 00:22:11,406 and before your hissy fit, Jack was writin' you into it. 502 00:22:11,506 --> 00:22:15,110 For all I know, now he's in his office writin' you out. 503 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,778 Well, I will go apologize to him. 504 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:19,160 You will sit in this room for ten minutes 505 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,949 and do nothin' but reflect 506 00:22:20,949 --> 00:22:24,419 on how you can better speak to people about your aspirations. 507 00:22:24,519 --> 00:22:27,722 Nobody owes you shit. 508 00:22:27,822 --> 00:22:28,990 Today's Monday. 509 00:22:29,090 --> 00:22:30,358 Your road to fairness starts now. 510 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:31,826 Go get one of the boys, who isn't tryin' 511 00:22:31,926 --> 00:22:34,662 to stick his dick in you to help and start workin'. 512 00:22:34,763 --> 00:22:36,164 Get in the ring. 513 00:22:36,264 --> 00:22:37,899 Get through five minutes of action nonstop, 514 00:22:37,999 --> 00:22:39,634 then ten minutes, then 15, then 20. 515 00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:42,070 And if you can't do that, well, that's the story Jack writes-- 516 00:22:42,170 --> 00:22:45,807 you sidelined before you even got started. 517 00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:47,575 And whose fault is that? 518 00:22:56,317 --> 00:22:58,586 - Hey, Ma. - Hi. 519 00:22:59,554 --> 00:23:01,356 What's with the rocks? 520 00:23:01,456 --> 00:23:03,725 I'm bombarded with junk mail. 521 00:23:03,825 --> 00:23:06,361 I discovered if I ship back a box of rocks 522 00:23:06,461 --> 00:23:08,696 using the postage-paid-by-addressee 523 00:23:08,797 --> 00:23:10,799 envelope, it'd cost them a lot of money, 524 00:23:10,899 --> 00:23:12,901 and it stops. 525 00:23:13,001 --> 00:23:14,702 - Respect. - Mm-hmm. 526 00:23:16,805 --> 00:23:18,973 I've been calling Ace since last night. 527 00:23:19,073 --> 00:23:20,775 Well, we-- 528 00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:23,311 the show went well, but we had a little bit of a spat. 529 00:23:23,411 --> 00:23:25,346 He's gone, Jack. 530 00:23:25,346 --> 00:23:27,582 You make it sound ominous. 531 00:23:27,682 --> 00:23:29,984 He left with food and his sleeping bag. 532 00:23:30,084 --> 00:23:31,486 Then just say he went camping. 533 00:23:31,586 --> 00:23:33,588 He went camping, Jack. 534 00:23:33,688 --> 00:23:35,323 You don't think he went camping. 535 00:23:35,423 --> 00:23:37,725 Took his Xbox. 536 00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:45,667 Welcome. 537 00:23:45,767 --> 00:23:48,403 Please be made aware that this establishment is cash only. 538 00:23:48,503 --> 00:23:50,972 No credit card, no Venmo, no PayPal, no Apple Pay, 539 00:23:51,072 --> 00:23:53,842 no crypto--cash only. 540 00:23:53,942 --> 00:23:55,343 Seems pretty restrictive. 541 00:23:55,443 --> 00:23:57,879 I'll just have some, uh, white toast. 542 00:23:57,979 --> 00:24:00,548 Hmm, tryna lose weight? 543 00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:02,784 Just tryna enjoy some toast. 544 00:24:08,289 --> 00:24:10,725 Let me buy you a meal, partner. 545 00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:13,461 Man with your frame needs protein. 546 00:24:15,143 --> 00:24:17,265 I'm not tryin' to offend. 547 00:24:17,265 --> 00:24:20,969 I've had days where all I ate was toast. 548 00:24:21,069 --> 00:24:22,470 I like toast. 549 00:24:22,570 --> 00:24:25,073 Can't trust a man who doesn't. 550 00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:27,388 - I usually-- - Buddy, I ain't lonely. 551 00:24:27,489 --> 00:24:30,078 Go find some other runaway to make s'mores with. 552 00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:31,846 Mm. 553 00:24:33,748 --> 00:24:36,918 Well, you seem kind of old to be a runaway. 554 00:24:55,236 --> 00:24:57,438 Hey! 555 00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,974 So you dining and dashing on me, you motherfucker? 556 00:25:00,074 --> 00:25:01,075 What you mean? 557 00:25:01,175 --> 00:25:02,877 - What? - Pay. 558 00:25:02,977 --> 00:25:05,013 Get--pay yo' bill. 559 00:25:09,784 --> 00:25:11,452 - Keep the change. - Change? 560 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:14,055 Keep the fuck away from here, you goddamn thief. 561 00:25:17,825 --> 00:25:19,360 Hey. 562 00:25:21,429 --> 00:25:23,378 Here. 563 00:25:23,498 --> 00:25:25,266 I don't know why I did that. 564 00:25:25,266 --> 00:25:27,235 I do. 565 00:25:27,335 --> 00:25:29,504 You feel the world owes it to you. 566 00:25:29,604 --> 00:25:31,806 So you keep it. 567 00:26:01,336 --> 00:26:03,271 - Okay. - Come on. 568 00:26:03,371 --> 00:26:04,872 Come on, Dad. 569 00:26:07,709 --> 00:26:09,644 - Nice, nice, nice. - Attagirl. 570 00:26:09,744 --> 00:26:12,080 That was 12 minutes. 571 00:26:13,514 --> 00:26:15,183 That was not 12 minutes. 572 00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:16,851 That was 11 minutes, 46 seconds. 573 00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:21,970 Ah, that sucked. 574 00:26:22,690 --> 00:26:26,260 Diego, you think you can last 15 minutes with me? 575 00:26:26,361 --> 00:26:27,595 Uh... 576 00:26:27,695 --> 00:26:29,497 Okay. All right. 577 00:26:29,597 --> 00:26:31,766 In a bygone era, I woulda had a great answer 578 00:26:31,866 --> 00:26:34,002 to that question, but I'll just say this. 579 00:26:34,102 --> 00:26:35,737 Let's lock up. 580 00:26:35,837 --> 00:26:37,105 Ah. 581 00:26:47,548 --> 00:26:48,916 Hey, man, you work here? 582 00:26:49,017 --> 00:26:50,585 Are you buying or complaining? 583 00:26:50,685 --> 00:26:52,987 Buyin'. Uh, is this, uh, jacket 584 00:26:53,087 --> 00:26:54,522 good for the rain? 585 00:26:54,622 --> 00:26:56,524 What do you mean "good for the rain?" 586 00:26:56,624 --> 00:26:58,292 If I'm in the rain, will I be good? 587 00:26:58,393 --> 00:27:00,061 Well, it is a raincoat. 588 00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:03,364 So I think the answer is yes. 589 00:27:03,464 --> 00:27:05,433 You ever gone camping in Dover Springs? 590 00:27:05,533 --> 00:27:07,101 Nah, I hate camping. 591 00:27:07,201 --> 00:27:08,336 You work at a camping store. 592 00:27:08,436 --> 00:27:10,138 Alimony. Don't ever get married. 593 00:27:10,238 --> 00:27:12,473 So if you're hikin' and campin' in Dover Springs, 594 00:27:12,573 --> 00:27:14,242 I hope you're all geared up. You got bear spray? 595 00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:15,376 There's bears in Dover Springs? 596 00:27:15,476 --> 00:27:17,111 Oh, yeah, lots of 'em. 597 00:27:17,211 --> 00:27:18,913 They passed a law you can't kill 'em anymore, 598 00:27:19,013 --> 00:27:21,249 but bears don't seem to be thankful about that 599 00:27:21,349 --> 00:27:24,052 when you run into 'em, so watch out. 600 00:27:24,152 --> 00:27:25,586 You got hiking boots? 601 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,622 Uh, naw, I was just-- I was just gonna wear these. 602 00:27:27,722 --> 00:27:28,723 You're gonna hike in soccer shoes? 603 00:27:28,823 --> 00:27:30,191 It's pretty rough terrain. 604 00:27:30,291 --> 00:27:31,826 They're broken in. I'll be good. 605 00:27:33,394 --> 00:27:34,862 Hey, I just wanna make sure 606 00:27:34,962 --> 00:27:36,764 you know what you're doin' up there. 607 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:39,400 I mean, you're asking me about the efficacy of a raincoat. 608 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,169 This-- this particular raincoat. 609 00:27:41,269 --> 00:27:44,505 Raincoats always work, man. That's why they're raincoats. 610 00:27:44,605 --> 00:27:45,640 Do you sell tents? 611 00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:47,208 Oh, my God. 612 00:28:14,635 --> 00:28:16,270 Every time, just keeps making the bus. 613 00:28:16,370 --> 00:28:17,538 I don't understand... 614 00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:20,842 I don't think it's too bad. 615 00:28:21,943 --> 00:28:25,613 I'll smile more to offset it. 616 00:28:25,713 --> 00:28:27,248 Thank you for waking me up yesterday. 617 00:28:27,348 --> 00:28:30,151 Think we're gonna get that contract with the county-- 618 00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:31,319 a lot of mowers. 619 00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:34,021 Jack, that's so great. 620 00:28:34,122 --> 00:28:36,524 Ace left town. 621 00:28:36,624 --> 00:28:38,693 I have no idea where. 622 00:28:38,793 --> 00:28:42,530 I think the idea is he don't want me havin' any idea, 623 00:28:42,630 --> 00:28:44,298 'cause he hates me. 624 00:28:44,398 --> 00:28:46,334 He doesn't. He's not gone far. 625 00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:48,136 He took his Xbox. 626 00:28:50,638 --> 00:28:52,340 I never shoulda told him the truth. 627 00:28:52,340 --> 00:28:54,008 Staci, we were cookin'. 628 00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:55,676 We had arrived. 629 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:58,112 Let's just have this meeting, get Thomas back in school. 630 00:28:58,212 --> 00:28:59,413 Ace will be back. 631 00:28:59,514 --> 00:29:01,849 Hello there, Mr. Spade, Mrs. Spade. 632 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:03,951 - Good to see you again. - Hey, good to see you. 633 00:29:04,051 --> 00:29:06,320 Despite the circumstances. Um... 634 00:29:06,420 --> 00:29:07,955 - This is Jennifer Stone. - Hi. 635 00:29:08,055 --> 00:29:09,557 Pleasure to meet you, Ms. Stone. 636 00:29:09,657 --> 00:29:10,892 - Hi. - She works with 637 00:29:10,992 --> 00:29:13,795 the district as a school psychologist. 638 00:29:14,862 --> 00:29:16,230 Uh, sorry we kept you waiting. 639 00:29:16,330 --> 00:29:17,932 Uh, no worries at all. 640 00:29:18,032 --> 00:29:21,869 The amount of time I spent in this here office as a boy 641 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:24,105 makes me nostalgic to be back. 642 00:29:24,205 --> 00:29:25,706 Usually, the principal's office 643 00:29:25,706 --> 00:29:27,608 brings up scary memories. 644 00:29:27,608 --> 00:29:29,677 I hope you weren't a troublemaker, Mr. Spade. 645 00:29:29,777 --> 00:29:31,779 Well, I didn't necessarily make any trouble-- 646 00:29:31,879 --> 00:29:34,482 didn't shy away from it when it found me, 647 00:29:34,582 --> 00:29:36,350 certainly wasn't scared of it. 648 00:29:36,450 --> 00:29:39,320 Violence sometimes suggests a deeper issue going on 649 00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:43,491 with a child, and the proximity to professional wrestling 650 00:29:43,591 --> 00:29:45,493 may even normalize it. 651 00:29:45,593 --> 00:29:47,628 It's boys. We handled it at home. 652 00:29:47,728 --> 00:29:49,664 Tell us. We're concerned. 653 00:29:49,764 --> 00:29:51,933 No need for a concern. It's handled. 654 00:29:52,033 --> 00:29:54,702 Thomas understands he can't use his fists to express himself. 655 00:29:54,802 --> 00:29:56,270 Well, not at school, anyways. 656 00:29:56,370 --> 00:29:57,872 School, their rules. 657 00:29:57,972 --> 00:29:59,907 School rules say you can't defend yourself that way. 658 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,375 Noted. 659 00:30:01,475 --> 00:30:03,277 There's no need for a deeper dive. 660 00:30:03,377 --> 00:30:06,113 Okay, well, the video evidence of the incident 661 00:30:06,214 --> 00:30:07,648 might amend your feelings about it. 662 00:30:07,748 --> 00:30:09,750 You got any audio evidence? 663 00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:13,287 Audio evidence would amend your feelings, 664 00:30:13,387 --> 00:30:14,989 because audio evidence would 665 00:30:15,089 --> 00:30:17,425 reveal what provoked Thomas that day. 666 00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:19,293 Thomas broke the boy's nose. 667 00:30:19,393 --> 00:30:23,497 We want to make every effort to de-escalate the situation. 668 00:30:23,598 --> 00:30:24,866 I-I-It's over. 669 00:30:24,966 --> 00:30:27,134 It's de-escalated. 670 00:30:27,235 --> 00:30:28,202 You think this is funny? 671 00:30:28,302 --> 00:30:29,770 No, I don't. 672 00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:33,274 But I was just recalling when I was in fifth grade here. 673 00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:35,076 A kid named Dave Curley 674 00:30:35,176 --> 00:30:38,512 pulled down Becky Colquit's pants at recess. 675 00:30:38,613 --> 00:30:40,548 Becky's brother, Todd, stepped up. 676 00:30:40,648 --> 00:30:42,083 He broke Dave's nose, 677 00:30:42,183 --> 00:30:44,185 and then he broke Dave's left arm. 678 00:30:44,285 --> 00:30:49,090 And Dave learned something that day about bullying. 679 00:30:49,190 --> 00:30:50,491 Now, guess what? 680 00:30:50,591 --> 00:30:52,326 Dave turned into a pretty good guy. 681 00:30:52,426 --> 00:30:54,729 He's working as a social worker now up in Raleigh. 682 00:30:54,829 --> 00:30:56,130 Thomas is a sensitive boy, 683 00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:58,499 who responded in a way we don't prefer. 684 00:30:58,599 --> 00:31:01,502 Thomas got told to go fuck himself. 685 00:31:01,602 --> 00:31:03,170 That's bullying. 686 00:31:04,705 --> 00:31:07,208 Thomas taught that bully a life lesson 687 00:31:07,308 --> 00:31:10,177 about using threats and fightin' words. 688 00:31:10,278 --> 00:31:11,579 There's no such thing 689 00:31:11,679 --> 00:31:13,214 as fighting words, Mr. Spade. 690 00:31:13,314 --> 00:31:15,917 Fighting words escalate into a school shooting, 691 00:31:16,017 --> 00:31:17,385 and you don't want that, do you? 692 00:31:19,186 --> 00:31:21,555 Did you just ask me if I wanted this to escalate 693 00:31:21,656 --> 00:31:22,957 to a school shootin'? 694 00:31:23,057 --> 00:31:24,025 I did. 695 00:31:25,393 --> 00:31:29,630 Until Congress legislates an approved list of fighting words 696 00:31:29,730 --> 00:31:33,968 that justifiably provoke physical retribution, 697 00:31:34,068 --> 00:31:36,871 we're just gonna draw the line at no punching, 698 00:31:36,971 --> 00:31:39,674 no kicking, no scratching, no pulling hair too, 699 00:31:39,774 --> 00:31:42,443 but top on the list is no punching. 700 00:31:42,543 --> 00:31:43,878 Make sense? 701 00:31:43,978 --> 00:31:45,279 Totally. Completely. 702 00:31:51,632 --> 00:31:53,654 Well, mission accomplished. 703 00:31:53,754 --> 00:31:55,923 That was one of the worst routes ever taken 704 00:31:55,923 --> 00:31:57,925 to accomplish any mission ever. 705 00:31:58,025 --> 00:31:59,493 It's a miracle we got out of that meetin' 706 00:31:59,593 --> 00:32:01,662 with them agreein' to let Thomas back in school. 707 00:32:01,762 --> 00:32:04,465 Well, Staci, it's over and done with, and he's unsuspended, 708 00:32:04,565 --> 00:32:06,133 so what is the deal for tonight? 709 00:32:06,233 --> 00:32:07,868 You gon' drive to Alpharetta, grab Thomas, 710 00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:10,071 and just come on back, 'cause that's a-- 711 00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:15,910 That's a lot of driving for one day. 712 00:32:16,010 --> 00:32:17,812 I don't even know what to s-- 713 00:32:17,912 --> 00:32:20,214 Staci, I came to the meetin'. 714 00:32:20,314 --> 00:32:22,917 Me, it's Jack. It's my point of view. 715 00:32:23,017 --> 00:32:24,652 I figure since we were invited-- 716 00:32:24,752 --> 00:32:26,253 Summoned. We were summoned. 717 00:32:26,354 --> 00:32:29,056 They had the district school psychologist there. 718 00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:31,192 This wasn't a meetin' about detention and writin' 719 00:32:31,292 --> 00:32:33,060 "I'm sorry for punching" 200 times. 720 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,396 They think our son might have mental health issues. 721 00:32:36,464 --> 00:32:37,732 They're concerned 722 00:32:37,832 --> 00:32:39,113 that the school district's gonna get sued. 723 00:32:39,233 --> 00:32:40,868 They're just tryin' to cover their ass. 724 00:32:40,968 --> 00:32:42,670 They wanted us to acknowledge punching as wrong. 725 00:32:42,770 --> 00:32:44,138 How could you not read that? 726 00:32:44,238 --> 00:32:46,307 'Cause punchin' is not always wrong. 727 00:32:46,407 --> 00:32:48,309 Listen, are we supposed to live according to principle, 728 00:32:48,409 --> 00:32:49,977 or we just supposed to suck it up? 729 00:32:50,077 --> 00:32:51,612 We're supposed to live according to principle 730 00:32:51,712 --> 00:32:52,980 and common sense. 731 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,783 Well, let me know when to use which. 732 00:32:56,817 --> 00:32:59,387 And hey, how- how is it that I'm here talkin' 'bout Thomas, 733 00:32:59,487 --> 00:33:01,188 and you're clearly tryin' to talk about me? 734 00:33:01,288 --> 00:33:02,656 No, I'm talkin' about all of us. 735 00:33:02,757 --> 00:33:03,871 This is exactly my point. 736 00:33:03,991 --> 00:33:05,426 I think we're doin' this together, 737 00:33:05,526 --> 00:33:08,829 and then you go rogue, arguing about fighting words. 738 00:33:08,929 --> 00:33:10,798 No, goin' rogue's fightin' 739 00:33:10,898 --> 00:33:12,780 in the absence of fightin' words. 740 00:33:14,248 --> 00:33:15,903 Those people have master's degrees. 741 00:33:16,003 --> 00:33:17,638 If they think we should reframe our son's behavior, 742 00:33:17,738 --> 00:33:19,573 maybe we should just listen. 743 00:33:19,673 --> 00:33:22,309 I listened, then I responded. 744 00:33:22,410 --> 00:33:24,945 You talked. You schooled the school people. 745 00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:26,313 What the hell, man? 746 00:33:26,414 --> 00:33:28,549 You have one gear lately-- confrontational. 747 00:33:28,649 --> 00:33:30,084 I was in there defendin' our son, 748 00:33:30,084 --> 00:33:31,485 who did not have mental health issues-- 749 00:33:31,585 --> 00:33:33,220 I don't wanna argue. 750 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,861 I just wanna hold your hand 751 00:33:40,961 --> 00:33:44,031 and walk through this life together. 752 00:33:44,131 --> 00:33:45,433 But I... 753 00:33:45,533 --> 00:33:47,101 I sure can't imagine anyone observin' us 754 00:33:47,201 --> 00:33:49,937 and thinking, "Wow, what a great marriage." 755 00:33:51,806 --> 00:33:54,708 But it's what I want. 756 00:33:54,809 --> 00:33:57,511 It's what we deserve, and it's not this. 757 00:34:00,047 --> 00:34:01,482 And I'm not in a hurry to come home 758 00:34:01,582 --> 00:34:03,484 if this is the way we're gonna treat a-- 759 00:34:05,953 --> 00:34:07,621 Go ahead. 760 00:34:08,556 --> 00:34:09,957 Say something else 761 00:34:10,057 --> 00:34:11,692 about how I'm no longer the man that you married. 762 00:34:11,792 --> 00:34:14,195 Stop provoking me. I wasn't going-- 763 00:34:14,295 --> 00:34:16,864 I did what you asked. I told Ace the truth. 764 00:34:16,964 --> 00:34:18,966 I'm here at this meetin' listening to those two 765 00:34:19,066 --> 00:34:21,469 fucking idiots tell us that our son is a bully, 766 00:34:21,569 --> 00:34:23,170 which is not true. 767 00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:25,840 I conceded the point. I did not think it true, 768 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:29,677 but I did for you, for Thomas, for us. 769 00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:32,012 I can play by the rules, but you're here, 770 00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:33,347 and you're threatenin' me, Staci. 771 00:34:33,447 --> 00:34:34,482 You're threatenin' to stay separated! 772 00:34:34,582 --> 00:34:35,883 No, I am telling you 773 00:34:35,983 --> 00:34:39,920 I am so disoriented and--and--and unfamiliar 774 00:34:40,020 --> 00:34:44,558 by this way you now seem to express your unhappiness. 775 00:34:45,926 --> 00:34:47,361 And that it has to change, Jack, 776 00:34:47,361 --> 00:34:48,896 because I can't do it like this. 777 00:34:48,996 --> 00:34:50,297 Well, I don't know 778 00:34:50,397 --> 00:34:51,932 when you got so conditional, but there it is. 779 00:34:52,032 --> 00:34:53,234 - Don't say it's conditional. - That's fine. 780 00:34:53,234 --> 00:34:55,202 - No, it is! - Who the fuck are you? 781 00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:57,938 It is! 782 00:35:01,175 --> 00:35:03,677 And look, may- maybe it should be. 783 00:35:03,777 --> 00:35:05,246 I get--I get it. 784 00:35:08,182 --> 00:35:11,785 I'm--I'm gonna stop asking you to come home, 785 00:35:11,785 --> 00:35:15,890 because clearly, I haven't earned it. 786 00:35:19,894 --> 00:35:22,963 Who am I? 787 00:35:23,063 --> 00:35:25,199 I disappeared 788 00:35:25,299 --> 00:35:28,302 the day my dad shot himself in the head. 789 00:35:28,402 --> 00:35:30,070 And Daddy's final words to me were, 790 00:35:30,070 --> 00:35:34,875 "Jack, take care of Ace," and I thought that I was. 791 00:35:34,975 --> 00:35:36,944 I'm a man who's desperate to provide, 792 00:35:37,044 --> 00:35:39,480 who's tryin' to build a home for all of us. 793 00:35:39,580 --> 00:35:41,815 And, Staci, I'm failin' at all that. 794 00:35:41,916 --> 00:35:43,450 So n--so I'm--so I'm a man 795 00:35:43,551 --> 00:35:46,020 who doesn't know where his brother is, 796 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,557 and--and whose wife and son have left him 797 00:35:49,557 --> 00:35:52,039 alone in our home. 798 00:35:52,159 --> 00:35:54,395 Now what's that make me? Who's that make me? 799 00:35:54,495 --> 00:35:57,097 I'm just a dude. 800 00:35:57,198 --> 00:35:58,199 I'm just... 801 00:35:58,299 --> 00:36:00,935 I'm just a dude who's tryin'. 802 00:36:02,703 --> 00:36:05,906 And all I'm doin' instead is I'm fuckin' everything up. 803 00:36:06,006 --> 00:36:08,876 I'm a disaster. 804 00:36:08,976 --> 00:36:11,612 I don't know 805 00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:14,148 what I have to do 806 00:36:14,248 --> 00:36:18,018 to find the guy that I was before. 807 00:36:18,118 --> 00:36:20,421 I don't know the first thing. 808 00:36:24,892 --> 00:36:26,427 I'ma figure it out. 809 00:36:56,190 --> 00:37:00,261 ♪ I already feel ♪ 810 00:37:00,361 --> 00:37:04,732 ♪ Like doing it again ♪ 811 00:37:04,732 --> 00:37:06,380 ♪ Honey ♪ 812 00:37:08,669 --> 00:37:11,205 ♪ 'Cause once you know Then you know ♪ 813 00:37:11,305 --> 00:37:14,308 ♪ And you don't wanna go ♪ 814 00:37:14,408 --> 00:37:17,511 ♪ Back to wherever it is That you come from, yeah ♪ 815 00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:24,818 ♪ I just want to stay high ♪ 816 00:37:24,918 --> 00:37:28,802 ♪ With you ♪ 817 00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:33,260 This is Ace. Leave a message, 818 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,328 and I'll hit you back. 819 00:37:34,428 --> 00:37:35,996 Ace, hey, listen to me, man. 820 00:37:36,096 --> 00:37:37,731 I don't know how far you went or where, 821 00:37:37,831 --> 00:37:39,800 but I know that you took your Xbox with you. 822 00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:42,436 So just tell me what I gotta do to get you back here. 823 00:37:42,536 --> 00:37:44,672 You want me to run down Main Street naked 824 00:37:44,772 --> 00:37:45,906 with a pumpkin head? 825 00:37:46,006 --> 00:37:47,154 Done! All right? 826 00:37:47,274 --> 00:37:48,776 I messed up, but I need you with me, 827 00:37:48,876 --> 00:37:50,778 and I want you to know that I won't keep on working 828 00:37:50,878 --> 00:37:53,447 to build this thing until you decide to come back. 829 00:37:53,547 --> 00:37:54,848 You know that you gon' come back, 830 00:37:54,948 --> 00:37:56,450 because you were born to wrestle! 831 00:37:56,450 --> 00:37:59,520 So just reach out, and let's fix this! 832 00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:04,458 Okay, okay. 833 00:38:04,558 --> 00:38:06,427 Naked lady walks into a bar. 834 00:38:06,527 --> 00:38:08,295 Poodle under one hand. 835 00:38:08,395 --> 00:38:10,230 There's no way, dude. 836 00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:13,634 Ace has gone away, no idea where. 837 00:38:13,734 --> 00:38:15,836 New plan--Crystal, you're gon' be on the card. 838 00:38:15,936 --> 00:38:17,671 Where? I don't know. 839 00:38:17,771 --> 00:38:18,906 But we're gonna throw you in the deep end. 840 00:38:19,006 --> 00:38:20,307 That way, if you drown, 841 00:38:20,407 --> 00:38:21,855 we will not have wasted any time. 842 00:38:21,955 --> 00:38:24,445 Don't ask me how it ends. Don't ask me how it begins. 843 00:38:24,545 --> 00:38:26,947 I'm gonna write a promo. We're gonna shoot it tonight. 844 00:38:27,047 --> 00:38:28,515 Brew some coffee. 845 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:35,322 Jesus, the minute we get some momentum-- 846 00:38:35,422 --> 00:38:37,071 these fucking brothers, man. 847 00:38:37,171 --> 00:38:39,460 Now Ace quit? Rooster defected. 848 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,795 Pock's gone AWOL. Bobby's leg's broke. 849 00:38:41,895 --> 00:38:43,197 It's fucking great. 850 00:38:43,297 --> 00:38:44,465 Actually, I'm healing really fast. 851 00:38:44,565 --> 00:38:45,766 Doctor said that I make more calcium 852 00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:47,134 than the average person. 853 00:38:47,234 --> 00:38:48,469 How's that work, exactly? 854 00:38:48,569 --> 00:38:50,437 You got, like, a milk titty in your leg? 855 00:38:56,076 --> 00:38:57,277 Hey, Jack. 856 00:38:57,378 --> 00:38:58,645 Want you to know I'm here 857 00:38:58,746 --> 00:39:00,547 to relieve some pressure, here to help. 858 00:39:00,647 --> 00:39:02,196 Bill, if you're gonna tell me that I don't know 859 00:39:02,316 --> 00:39:05,085 what the fuck I'm doing again, no, thank you. 860 00:39:05,185 --> 00:39:06,320 "You don't know what the fuck you're doin'" 861 00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:08,722 is not an insult. 862 00:39:08,822 --> 00:39:10,357 It isn't. 863 00:39:10,457 --> 00:39:14,561 Look, you can't be judged on your ability to do something 864 00:39:14,661 --> 00:39:17,364 if you haven't been properly taught how-- 865 00:39:17,464 --> 00:39:20,100 no disrespect to your dad. 866 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:24,071 Hey, you wanna go where he never went 867 00:39:24,171 --> 00:39:26,640 and where I've been. 868 00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:29,109 Sometimes my turns of phrase misfire. 869 00:39:29,209 --> 00:39:32,179 I own that. I offer an apology. 870 00:39:32,179 --> 00:39:34,615 And I am here to help. 871 00:39:35,783 --> 00:39:38,185 Not to disrupt. 872 00:39:38,285 --> 00:39:40,320 Now, look. 873 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:44,291 We are, right now, what we call in the business, 874 00:39:44,391 --> 00:39:45,826 butt-fucked. 875 00:39:45,926 --> 00:39:49,263 The finish to the title match gave us a huge pop, 876 00:39:49,363 --> 00:39:50,831 but we booked ourselves into a corner. 877 00:39:50,931 --> 00:39:52,733 We gotta figure out how to make you whole again 878 00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:56,036 while still pushing Crystal without emasculatin' 879 00:39:56,136 --> 00:39:58,238 your sausage party of a talent roster. 880 00:39:58,338 --> 00:40:01,175 Look, you can write. 881 00:40:01,275 --> 00:40:03,223 Write. 882 00:40:03,343 --> 00:40:05,279 But I got some ideas-- 883 00:40:05,379 --> 00:40:07,147 some good ones. 884 00:40:07,147 --> 00:40:09,696 I'd like to share 'em with you. 885 00:40:11,084 --> 00:40:14,154 In this... 886 00:40:14,254 --> 00:40:17,491 ...battered notebook, one of about 100, 887 00:40:17,591 --> 00:40:22,196 there lies the scribbled wisdom born out of 7,000 nights 888 00:40:22,296 --> 00:40:24,665 in 6,000 motels. 889 00:40:28,735 --> 00:40:32,773 Let's put our heads together and get this shit goin'. 890 00:40:40,447 --> 00:40:42,950 As president of the Duffy Wrestling League 891 00:40:43,050 --> 00:40:45,619 board of directors, I called this press conference 892 00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:47,421 to address the recent controversy. 893 00:40:47,521 --> 00:40:49,923 Last week, in an overzealous moment, 894 00:40:50,023 --> 00:40:54,294 our referee erroneously awarded the title to Bunny Bombshell, 895 00:40:54,394 --> 00:40:57,331 who was not a legal competitor in the title match, 896 00:40:57,431 --> 00:41:00,047 and therefore, was ineligible to win. 897 00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:01,401 - Huh. - 'Scuse me. 898 00:41:04,271 --> 00:41:06,006 This referee 899 00:41:06,106 --> 00:41:09,142 is now suspended without pay, pending an investigation. 900 00:41:09,243 --> 00:41:10,911 There's no need. There's no need. 901 00:41:11,011 --> 00:41:12,579 I'm retiring from reffing. 902 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:14,147 Praise the Lord. 903 00:41:14,248 --> 00:41:16,216 Nice passing the heat to the ref. 904 00:41:16,316 --> 00:41:17,451 Time-tested good shit. 905 00:41:17,551 --> 00:41:18,886 Shut the fuck up, Kevin. 906 00:41:18,986 --> 00:41:21,788 Bill Hancock was incapacitated during the match 907 00:41:21,889 --> 00:41:23,423 and left unattended, 908 00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:25,706 a grievous oversight by our entire promotion. 909 00:41:25,826 --> 00:41:28,128 I want to apologize to Mr. Hancock 910 00:41:28,228 --> 00:41:32,399 for our mishandling of your gastrointestinal complication 911 00:41:32,499 --> 00:41:36,970 and offer you Jack Spade in a ladder match rematch 912 00:41:37,070 --> 00:41:38,505 for the DWL title. 913 00:41:38,605 --> 00:41:39,806 This is only happenin', 914 00:41:39,907 --> 00:41:41,441 'cause he's threatenin' to sue the DWL! 915 00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:43,824 Eddie. 916 00:41:43,944 --> 00:41:48,582 I accept your completely unmotivated apology. 917 00:41:48,682 --> 00:41:50,817 But if you're looking for who to blame, 918 00:41:50,918 --> 00:41:55,355 look at who might gain through sabotage. 919 00:41:55,455 --> 00:41:57,691 Jack Spade. 920 00:41:57,791 --> 00:41:59,259 Ace Spade. 921 00:41:59,259 --> 00:42:01,562 I was poisoned! 922 00:42:03,163 --> 00:42:05,499 And who had better access 923 00:42:05,599 --> 00:42:10,003 than my so-called valet, Bunny freakin' Bombshell? 924 00:42:10,103 --> 00:42:14,408 A valet that had just come off workin' with Ace Spade. 925 00:42:14,508 --> 00:42:16,476 Maybe they never stopped working together. 926 00:42:16,577 --> 00:42:19,580 Keep on using them fightin' words, Bill, 927 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,582 and you're gonna find yourself in a world of hurt. 928 00:42:21,682 --> 00:42:24,585 You got your money, and you got your lawyers, 929 00:42:24,685 --> 00:42:27,688 but what you also have is a mouth writin' checks 930 00:42:27,788 --> 00:42:29,690 that your leaky ass can't cash! 931 00:42:29,690 --> 00:42:31,825 Let's go right now, big Jack! 932 00:42:31,925 --> 00:42:34,394 Please! Leave it for the ring, 933 00:42:34,494 --> 00:42:36,697 where we will all gladly pay 934 00:42:36,797 --> 00:42:38,665 to see you spill one another's blood. 935 00:42:38,765 --> 00:42:40,267 And now, Ms. Bombshell-- 936 00:42:40,367 --> 00:42:42,336 Whoa, check yourself. 937 00:42:43,870 --> 00:42:48,342 My name is not Bunny Bombshell or Tits McGee 938 00:42:48,442 --> 00:42:50,911 or any other cartoon stage name 939 00:42:51,011 --> 00:42:54,748 this hairy, syphilitic sack of skin tried pinnin' on me. 940 00:42:54,748 --> 00:42:58,552 You will call me Crystal Tyler. 941 00:42:58,652 --> 00:43:02,222 I am a grown, damn woman. 942 00:43:02,322 --> 00:43:03,957 Oh, you think it's funny, Jack Spade, huh? 943 00:43:04,057 --> 00:43:05,325 I do. 944 00:43:05,425 --> 00:43:07,060 What's funny was that look on your face 945 00:43:07,060 --> 00:43:09,930 after I kicked your ass and took your title! 946 00:43:10,030 --> 00:43:11,365 - You wanna go right now? - I'll do whatever... 947 00:43:11,465 --> 00:43:13,467 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Ms. Tyler! 948 00:43:13,567 --> 00:43:16,103 I am impressed by your competitive fire, 949 00:43:16,103 --> 00:43:19,439 but this belt and the title are gonna be held in abeyance 950 00:43:19,439 --> 00:43:21,008 until Saturday's match 951 00:43:21,008 --> 00:43:23,944 between Jack Spade and Wild Bill Hancock. 952 00:43:24,044 --> 00:43:26,713 And Ace Spade, you're invited to return to Duffy 953 00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:28,749 and challenge for the belt again. 954 00:43:28,849 --> 00:43:31,718 If not, your spot'll be taken by another challenger. 955 00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:35,222 See you all Saturday, 7:30 p.m., 956 00:43:35,322 --> 00:43:37,624 live from the Duffy Dome. 957 00:43:37,724 --> 00:43:39,092 - Cut. - Good! 958 00:43:39,192 --> 00:43:41,128 Hey, good job. 959 00:43:41,228 --> 00:43:42,876 - Nice job. - Very well done! 960 00:43:42,996 --> 00:43:44,898 Ain't nothin' without the words, Shakespeare. 961 00:44:21,702 --> 00:44:24,371 Hey. Standing room only. 962 00:44:24,471 --> 00:44:26,106 Field of fucking Dreams out there. 963 00:44:26,206 --> 00:44:27,507 Promo worked so good. 964 00:44:27,607 --> 00:44:28,775 Merch is moving. Beer is flowing. 965 00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:30,644 We're gonna make some money tonight. 966 00:44:30,744 --> 00:44:32,446 Yeah, they still gotta buy what we're sellin' in the ring. 967 00:44:32,546 --> 00:44:33,980 Okay, one victory at a time. 968 00:44:34,081 --> 00:44:37,117 You sure about the finish? Just confirming. 969 00:44:41,855 --> 00:44:43,356 This is Ace. Leave a message, 970 00:44:43,457 --> 00:44:44,725 and I'll hit you back. 971 00:44:44,825 --> 00:44:46,793 Hey, if you show up here 972 00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:49,196 in the next ten minutes or so, just slide in the back, 973 00:44:49,296 --> 00:44:51,732 and I'll fill you in once we're in the ring. 974 00:44:51,832 --> 00:44:54,134 Otherwise, I'm gon' keep reachin' out, 975 00:44:54,234 --> 00:44:56,269 and I'm gon' keep leavin' these messages. 976 00:44:58,638 --> 00:45:00,440 I need you back here. 977 00:45:03,977 --> 00:45:04,978 Let's go. 978 00:45:28,415 --> 00:45:30,303 Ace! Ace! Ace! 979 00:45:30,403 --> 00:45:32,873 Ace! Ace! Ace! 980 00:45:32,873 --> 00:45:34,741 Folks, I'm sorry to say this, 981 00:45:34,841 --> 00:45:36,543 but Ace Spade is a no-show. 982 00:45:39,012 --> 00:45:41,414 But you were promised a triple threat ladder match 983 00:45:41,515 --> 00:45:45,719 for the DWL strap, and that's exactly what you're gonna get. 984 00:45:47,654 --> 00:45:50,857 Ace Spade's sudden and mysterious absence 985 00:45:50,957 --> 00:45:54,461 has provided the opportunity of a lifetime. 986 00:45:54,561 --> 00:45:57,030 I am makin' an open challenge 987 00:45:57,130 --> 00:46:00,300 to any other man on the DWL roster. 988 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,202 Now, who's it gonna be? 989 00:46:03,570 --> 00:46:04,671 How 'bout a woman? 990 00:46:10,977 --> 00:46:13,747 I got a DWL contract right here, 991 00:46:13,847 --> 00:46:15,849 which means I'm on the roster. 992 00:46:15,949 --> 00:46:17,417 No, no, no, no! 993 00:46:17,517 --> 00:46:20,620 And I came here for what's mine-- 994 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:22,956 to win back my belt! 995 00:46:25,258 --> 00:46:26,960 Oh, don't encourage her now, folks. 996 00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,397 She's a spectator just like yourselves tonight. 997 00:46:30,497 --> 00:46:33,834 Look at this typical male bull crap. 998 00:46:33,934 --> 00:46:37,384 Woman comes in, beats three men 999 00:46:37,504 --> 00:46:39,806 only to have a fourth man 1000 00:46:39,906 --> 00:46:43,510 manufacture some technicality 1001 00:46:43,610 --> 00:46:45,912 to dismiss her. 1002 00:46:46,012 --> 00:46:47,647 They're lookin' at me like, 1003 00:46:47,747 --> 00:46:50,317 "Who's this bitch think she is?" 1004 00:46:50,317 --> 00:46:52,252 Shut up! 1005 00:46:52,352 --> 00:46:54,821 You guys see that look on Jack Spade's face? 1006 00:46:54,921 --> 00:46:58,124 Yeah, he don't like a lady 1007 00:46:58,225 --> 00:47:02,742 using such language in the DWL, but you know what? 1008 00:47:02,863 --> 00:47:04,898 You're actually right about me, Jack. 1009 00:47:04,898 --> 00:47:07,801 My name is Crystal Tyler, 1010 00:47:07,901 --> 00:47:10,750 and I am the baddest bitch 1011 00:47:10,871 --> 00:47:13,073 the DWL has ever seen! 1012 00:47:17,777 --> 00:47:20,146 Nice. 1013 00:47:23,450 --> 00:47:26,953 I am the real goddamn champ 1014 00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:30,490 till one of you has got the balls to take it from me. 1015 00:47:33,293 --> 00:47:37,530 Your job is to hop around and fetch my robe. 1016 00:47:39,099 --> 00:47:40,834 So quit twitching your little bunny tail here 1017 00:47:40,934 --> 00:47:42,669 and hop on out! 1018 00:47:42,769 --> 00:47:44,771 This match is no place for a woman. 1019 00:47:50,110 --> 00:47:54,581 Crystal Tyler, you want in the match? 1020 00:47:54,681 --> 00:47:57,684 You got it! 1021 00:47:57,684 --> 00:48:00,987 But! But don't you come crying to me 1022 00:48:01,087 --> 00:48:04,691 'cause you got bit trying to play with the big dogs. 1023 00:48:06,793 --> 00:48:09,062 Ring that bell, Eddie! 1024 00:48:10,063 --> 00:48:12,532 I am officially protestin-- 1025 00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:16,102 Shit! 1026 00:48:16,202 --> 00:48:18,338 That's a living legend right there! 1027 00:48:18,438 --> 00:48:20,040 How dare you! 1028 00:48:21,775 --> 00:48:24,544 All right, folks. We are under way. 1029 00:48:24,644 --> 00:48:26,513 Oh, he's giving her a police escort 1030 00:48:26,513 --> 00:48:28,248 right into the turnbuckle there. 1031 00:48:28,348 --> 00:48:30,650 She don't belong in this ring! 1032 00:48:30,750 --> 00:48:33,386 Witchcraft! 1033 00:48:33,486 --> 00:48:35,055 Burn her! 1034 00:48:35,155 --> 00:48:37,190 There's just two left in the dance contest now. 1035 00:48:37,290 --> 00:48:38,725 Okay, here we go. 1036 00:48:38,825 --> 00:48:40,273 Now this is some great action here. 1037 00:48:40,393 --> 00:48:41,995 You don't turn your back on a girl 1038 00:48:42,095 --> 00:48:43,843 with that kind of agility, I'll tell ya. 1039 00:48:43,964 --> 00:48:45,265 Looks like she's tryin' to maybe choke him. 1040 00:48:45,966 --> 00:48:47,600 Whoa! 1041 00:48:47,701 --> 00:48:49,502 Crystal just lands on her feet like a housecat. 1042 00:48:49,602 --> 00:48:50,837 Stuck the dismount. 1043 00:48:50,937 --> 00:48:52,906 Uh-uh. She means business. 1044 00:48:54,674 --> 00:48:56,176 Oh! 1045 00:48:56,276 --> 00:48:58,191 Well, that done backfired on him, didn't it? 1046 00:48:58,311 --> 00:48:59,679 Ow! Come on! 1047 00:48:59,779 --> 00:49:00,780 - Did it hurt? - Yes! 1048 00:49:03,183 --> 00:49:04,764 She just keeps slappin' with her open hand. 1049 00:49:04,864 --> 00:49:06,219 I don't understand that. 1050 00:49:06,319 --> 00:49:08,221 I would use a rock or a closed fist. 1051 00:49:08,321 --> 00:49:10,123 Closed fist is illegal in professional wrestling, 1052 00:49:10,223 --> 00:49:11,157 Eddie Earl. 1053 00:49:12,692 --> 00:49:13,860 Oh! 1054 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,061 He threw her for distance. 1055 00:49:15,161 --> 00:49:16,696 Oh, he's fixin' to end 1056 00:49:16,796 --> 00:49:18,264 this girl's career before it starts. 1057 00:49:18,365 --> 00:49:19,846 Oh, she's jumping up to the top pole. 1058 00:49:19,946 --> 00:49:21,534 Appliances. Here she goes. 1059 00:49:21,634 --> 00:49:24,070 Oh! That is some kind of superkick right there. 1060 00:49:24,170 --> 00:49:26,573 Every time Jack takes his eyes off the prize, 1061 00:49:26,673 --> 00:49:28,274 Crystal does something fantastic. 1062 00:49:29,342 --> 00:49:30,357 Oh! 1063 00:49:30,477 --> 00:49:31,711 - Good lord! - Oh! 1064 00:49:31,811 --> 00:49:33,246 Like a young Nadia Comaneci, 1065 00:49:33,346 --> 00:49:34,961 right with an elbow to the face. 1066 00:49:35,081 --> 00:49:36,716 For anybody under 75 right now, 1067 00:49:36,816 --> 00:49:38,151 he means Simone Biles. 1068 00:49:38,251 --> 00:49:39,719 He's working the outside of the ring here. 1069 00:49:39,819 --> 00:49:41,321 - Thanks very much. - Hey! 1070 00:49:41,421 --> 00:49:43,790 He's stealing a $7-beer. That's not all right. 1071 00:49:43,890 --> 00:49:46,226 Remember, this is a ladder match. 1072 00:49:46,326 --> 00:49:49,229 You need to use the ladder to climb and grab the belt. 1073 00:49:58,071 --> 00:49:59,739 You need the ladder to win the match, 1074 00:49:59,839 --> 00:50:02,822 but it can also be used against you. 1075 00:50:02,922 --> 00:50:04,110 Look at her. 1076 00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:06,192 She's been to a Home Depot before. 1077 00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:10,750 All right, well, he's back in the ring. 1078 00:50:10,850 --> 00:50:13,353 He's a little--oh. Little do-si-do there. 1079 00:50:18,158 --> 00:50:19,592 She didn't plan to land on that elbow. 1080 00:50:19,692 --> 00:50:22,662 Hot dog, kids these days call that a cutter. 1081 00:50:22,762 --> 00:50:24,497 It's a Crystal Cutter, Eddie Earl! 1082 00:50:24,597 --> 00:50:27,467 That's a rich country in the Middle East as well. 1083 00:50:30,036 --> 00:50:31,104 All right, that ladder's twice the size 1084 00:50:31,104 --> 00:50:32,939 of that little girl. 1085 00:50:33,039 --> 00:50:34,441 Well, she's gotta get up to the top floor 1086 00:50:34,441 --> 00:50:36,676 and get that belt. 1087 00:50:36,776 --> 00:50:37,944 Oh, Crystal's gonna win 1088 00:50:38,044 --> 00:50:38,912 this match right here, right now. 1089 00:50:38,912 --> 00:50:40,180 Hold up, Ricky. 1090 00:50:42,749 --> 00:50:44,050 Have you ever seen a ladder match 1091 00:50:44,150 --> 00:50:45,385 where someone climbed the ladder 1092 00:50:45,485 --> 00:50:48,001 with a sense of urgency or alacrity? 1093 00:50:48,121 --> 00:50:49,456 Oh! 1094 00:50:51,057 --> 00:50:54,127 He's got a hold of her-- an impolite hold of her. 1095 00:50:54,227 --> 00:50:56,429 Could be prosecuted in some states. 1096 00:50:56,529 --> 00:50:59,632 He's gonna throw her into the second row. 1097 00:50:59,732 --> 00:51:00,733 Oh, wait! 1098 00:51:00,834 --> 00:51:02,569 She's reversed it on him. 1099 00:51:05,238 --> 00:51:06,840 Oh. Oh, she is-- 1100 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,508 Jade Spade might be in trouble here. 1101 00:51:08,608 --> 00:51:09,943 She is twisting the life out of his neck. 1102 00:51:10,043 --> 00:51:11,578 Like a boa constrictor. 1103 00:51:11,678 --> 00:51:13,379 - Use those thighs! - Choke him out! 1104 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:14,314 You got it! 1105 00:51:16,249 --> 00:51:18,017 She's locked in a triangle choke. 1106 00:51:18,017 --> 00:51:20,086 He's very much in trouble. 1107 00:51:20,186 --> 00:51:21,221 I would think a lot of men 1108 00:51:21,321 --> 00:51:24,237 would want to be in his position. 1109 00:51:24,337 --> 00:51:25,959 He's tapping out. He can't breathe. 1110 00:51:26,059 --> 00:51:27,727 He don't wanna be there. 1111 00:51:30,443 --> 00:51:33,566 He's out. Jack's unconscious. 1112 00:51:33,666 --> 00:51:34,914 It's all over but the climbin' now. 1113 00:51:35,014 --> 00:51:36,236 Come on, Crystal! 1114 00:51:36,336 --> 00:51:38,071 When she grabs that belt, 1115 00:51:38,171 --> 00:51:39,719 no one can say that she won on a technicality. 1116 00:51:39,839 --> 00:51:41,708 She beat these men fair and square. 1117 00:51:41,708 --> 00:51:44,257 We are all eyewitnesses. 1118 00:51:44,377 --> 00:51:46,779 She's this close to winning the belt again. 1119 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,082 Wait a minute! He's comin' from the side! 1120 00:51:49,182 --> 00:51:51,551 Wild Bill is back. He has self-released himself. 1121 00:51:51,651 --> 00:51:55,889 Crystal! Crystal! Crystal! 1122 00:52:34,627 --> 00:52:35,642 She's made it! 1123 00:52:35,762 --> 00:52:38,798 She has won the belt again. 1124 00:52:38,898 --> 00:52:40,333 Yeah! Whoo! 1125 00:52:40,433 --> 00:52:42,835 Crystal! Crystal! Crystal! 1126 00:52:42,936 --> 00:52:45,838 Crystal! Crystal! Crystal! 1127 00:52:48,241 --> 00:52:50,009 It's CrystalMania, is what it is. 1128 00:52:50,109 --> 00:52:51,377 That's what's broken out here. 1129 00:52:51,477 --> 00:52:52,946 What a sport. Hey, look it-- 1130 00:52:53,046 --> 00:52:54,714 look at how dejected Jack Spade is. 1131 00:52:54,814 --> 00:52:55,882 He's upset. 1132 00:52:55,982 --> 00:52:56,950 Well, he should be. 1133 00:52:56,950 --> 00:52:58,431 Yeah, absolutely. 1134 00:52:58,551 --> 00:53:00,220 He just lost to a 101-pound girl. 1135 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,989 Crystal! Crystal! Crystal! 1136 00:53:03,089 --> 00:53:05,391 Great piece of business, Jack. 1137 00:53:07,060 --> 00:53:09,128 One hell of a sacrifice for a top guy 1138 00:53:09,229 --> 00:53:10,997 to put over a five-foot-nothing female-- 1139 00:53:11,097 --> 00:53:13,199 and clean, at that. 1140 00:53:13,299 --> 00:53:14,414 It was the right thing to do. 1141 00:53:16,102 --> 00:53:18,738 And judging by those cheers, 1142 00:53:18,838 --> 00:53:20,773 it was a good call. 1143 00:53:20,873 --> 00:53:22,809 Thank you. 1144 00:53:22,809 --> 00:53:25,678 You helped put her over too. 1145 00:53:25,778 --> 00:53:29,315 "Therefore, Saul took a sword and fell on it. 1146 00:53:29,415 --> 00:53:32,151 "And when his armorbearer saw that Saul was dead, 1147 00:53:32,252 --> 00:53:35,989 he also fell on his sword and died with him." 1148 00:53:36,089 --> 00:53:37,457 I'll be fine. 1149 00:53:37,557 --> 00:53:40,927 I once lost to Vanilla Ice and a Ninja Turtle. 1150 00:53:49,969 --> 00:53:52,739 Way to go, Crystal Tyler. 1151 00:53:52,839 --> 00:53:54,440 Willie, I just-- 1152 00:53:57,510 --> 00:53:58,511 All right. 1153 00:53:58,611 --> 00:53:59,979 Good job. 1154 00:54:00,079 --> 00:54:01,714 Go ahead and grab yourself a beer or a shot, 1155 00:54:01,814 --> 00:54:03,583 you know, to celebrate. 1156 00:54:08,187 --> 00:54:10,056 Oh. 1157 00:54:10,156 --> 00:54:11,557 Hey. 1158 00:54:11,658 --> 00:54:12,892 All righty then. 1159 00:54:12,992 --> 00:54:14,193 Hey, a few more shows like that, 1160 00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:15,695 and you might actually make some money. 1161 00:54:15,695 --> 00:54:17,730 I know. 1162 00:54:17,830 --> 00:54:19,132 This guy did it. He was-- 1163 00:54:19,232 --> 00:54:20,747 - This guy. - Yeah. 1164 00:54:20,847 --> 00:54:22,602 This guy! This guy! 1165 00:54:22,702 --> 00:54:23,616 Hey. 1166 00:55:05,278 --> 00:55:07,013 Ace, hey, listen to me, man. 1167 00:55:07,113 --> 00:55:08,681 I don't know how far you went or where, 1168 00:55:08,781 --> 00:55:10,817 but I know that you took your Xbox with you. 1169 00:55:10,817 --> 00:55:13,386 So just tell me what I gotta do to get you back here. 1170 00:55:13,486 --> 00:55:15,722 Do you want me to run down Main Street naked 1171 00:55:15,822 --> 00:55:16,756 with a pumpkin head? 1172 00:55:16,856 --> 00:55:18,124 Done! All right? 1173 00:55:18,224 --> 00:55:18,991 I messed up, but I need you with me. 1174 00:55:20,793 --> 00:55:22,395 I want you to know that I'm gon' keep on working 1175 00:55:22,495 --> 00:55:23,963 to build this thing. 1176 00:55:24,063 --> 00:55:24,731 Until you decide to come back. 1177 00:55:26,999 --> 00:55:28,414 You were born to wrestle! 1178 00:55:28,534 --> 00:55:30,470 So just reach out, and let's fix this! 1179 00:55:35,141 --> 00:55:37,443 Jack, look. 1180 00:55:37,543 --> 00:55:40,046 Turns out the DWL didn't need Ace after all. 1181 00:55:40,146 --> 00:55:42,115 Now we got... 1182 00:55:42,215 --> 00:55:44,484 CrystalMania! 1183 00:56:12,979 --> 00:56:14,247 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 1184 00:56:21,854 --> 00:56:24,203 Help? 1185 00:56:24,323 --> 00:56:26,993 Can anyone hear me? 1186 00:56:27,093 --> 00:56:29,796 Help! 1187 00:56:29,896 --> 00:56:32,131 Help! 1188 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:37,870 ♪ Mad bull lost its way ♪ 1189 00:56:37,970 --> 00:56:41,841 ♪ War, children, yeah ♪ 1190 00:56:41,941 --> 00:56:46,145 ♪ It's just a shot away It's just a shot away ♪ 1191 00:56:46,245 --> 00:56:49,882 ♪ War, children, yeah ♪ 1192 00:56:49,982 --> 00:56:53,686 ♪ It's just a shot away It's just a shot away ♪ 1193 00:56:53,786 --> 00:56:55,455 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1194 00:57:12,205 --> 00:57:14,407 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1195 00:57:14,507 --> 00:57:18,377 ♪ War, children ♪ 1196 00:57:18,478 --> 00:57:22,348 ♪ It's just a shot away It's just a shot away ♪ 1197 00:57:22,448 --> 00:57:26,152 ♪ It's just a shot away It's just a shot away ♪ 1198 00:57:26,252 --> 00:57:29,388 ♪ It's just a shot away ♪ 1199 00:57:29,489 --> 00:57:34,293 ♪ I tell you love, sister ♪ 1200 00:57:34,393 --> 00:57:38,364 ♪ It's just a kiss away It's just a kiss away ♪ 1201 00:57:38,464 --> 00:57:40,266 ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪ 1202 00:57:40,366 --> 00:57:43,836 ♪ It's just a kiss away It's just a kiss away ♪ 1203 00:57:43,936 --> 00:57:45,872 ♪ Kiss away, kiss away ♪ 86980