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Starring... as Gomer Pyle.
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Also starring... as
Sergeant Carter.
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♪ ♪
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How about it, Lou-Ann?
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There's still some
more egg foo yong.
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Oh, my goodness, no, Gomer.
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I'm full.
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I just love Chinese cooking.
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That and Southern.
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I sure would hate
to decide between
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moo goo gai pan
and fried chicken.
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Here, see what your
fortune cookie says.
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Something good?
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Oh, it's silly.
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What's it say?
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Well, it's silly, Gomer.
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It's just plain old silly.
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Well, sometimes
they're not so silly.
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Sometimes it's amazing how
close they come to your actual life.
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Let me see it.
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"You and your loved
one are about to make
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the decision of a lifetime."
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Isn't that silly?
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Well, I-I guess this
one is kind of silly.
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What?
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I mean, well, we both decided
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that we'd make
that decision after
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I got out of the Marine Corps.
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That's the reason
it's kind of silly.
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Well, don't you
think it's just as silly
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not to talk about something that
we're gonna talk about anyhow?
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Golly, Lou-Ann.
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You know how I feel about you.
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Well, making that
kind of decision
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would mean that you'd
have to give up your freedom,
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and I-I just don't
think that's fair.
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Are you saying that
you want me to go out
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and date other fellows?
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Well, no, Lou-Ann.
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It's just that I
don't think it's fair
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to ask you not to.
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I see.
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Well... well...
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Hey, how about if I read
my fortune cookie to you?
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"A wise man keeps his ears open
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and his mouth shut."
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Isn't that silly?
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Hello.
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Hey, baby, is that you?
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Monroe?
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Aka-laka-gee, aka-laka-Joe!
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Carolina Aggies, go, go, go!
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Well, where are you?
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I mean, where are
you calling from?
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Right here in town.
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I just got in for a
convention, and the first thing
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I said to myself was, "I'd
better give old Lou-Ann a call,
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or she just won't forgive me."
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Well, that's very nice.
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It's Monroe Efford.
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He's right here in town.
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Excuse me, Monroe.
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What were you saying?
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I said, where you been?
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I thought you got home at 6:00.
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Well, yes, but,
uh, I had a date.
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Well, listen, I'd
sure like to see you.
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Maybe tomorrow night.
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Oh, tomorrow night?
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Well, actually,
I'm not quite sure.
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Could I telephone you?
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Yes.
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Oh, you're staying at
the Millard Fillmore Hotel?
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Room 325.
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All right.
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And, Monroe, thank
you for calling me.
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Lou-Ann, are you gonna see him?
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Do you want me not to see him?
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Well, I can't stop you from
seeing him if you want to.
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Well, I didn't say
I want to see him.
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I want to know whether
you want me not to see him.
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Well, it's like I said
in the restaurant,
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I don't think it's fair of me
to ask you not to see him.
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I was just hoping you'd
want not to see him
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at least as much as I want
you not to want to see him.
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Well, Gomer, since you're
not asking me not to see him,
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and since you seem
to be so very anxious
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for me to have my freedom,
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it appears that you
have left the decision
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entirely up to me.
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Well, hey, Lou-Ann.
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The store is closed.
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Well, I didn't come
to buy nothing.
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Then why did you come?
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Well, it's Friday night.
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So?
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Well, we-we do
have a standing date.
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Oh, do we?
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Hi, there!
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Anybody home?
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Well, hey, Monroe.
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Man, oh, man, if you don't look
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young as ever
and twice as pretty.
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Oh, Monroe, you do
remember Gomer, don't you?
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The pride of the Marines?
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How could I forget? Hi, buddy.
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Hey, Monroe.
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Well, how we doing this now?
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Am I taking us
all out to dinner?
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Well, that would be... Oh!
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As a matter of fact, Gomer
has to get back to the base.
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He just stopped
in to say hey is all.
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Oh.
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Well, maybe next time.
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Good night, Gomer.
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Good night.
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Boy, if you aren't a
sight for sore eyes.
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Pyle, I thought you
picked up your pass
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to go into town.
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Oh, well, I did,
Sergeant, but...
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well, I come back early.
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What are you doing, Pyle?
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Oh, I was just writing a letter.
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You need a dictionary
to write a letter?
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What's that you got
underlined there?
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"Dilemma."
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You got a dilemma?
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Well, kind of.
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So who you writing to?
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Let me see.
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You're writing a
letter to Dear Abby?
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Boy, Pyle, you
know what this is?
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This is a slap in the face.
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You got me!
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A sergeant who's been with you
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since you came in
the Marine Corps,
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who taught you
everything you know.
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Yet you'd rather go to a
stranger on a newspaper...
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Dear Abby.
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You'd rather discuss
your problem with Abby.
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You don't even
know her last name.
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But you'd rather talk to her
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than your friendly sergeant.
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Pyle, what do you
think I'm here for?
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Well, I-I just didn't want
to bother you, Sergeant.
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Pyle, until you leave
the Marine Corps,
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until you leave my
command, I am your mama,
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your papa, your big
brother and your Dear Abby!
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Now, what's your dilemma?
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Go ahead, tell me your dilemma.
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Are you sure you want
to hear it, Sergeant?
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Sure.
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Come on, Pyle.
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Tell Sergeant Abby.
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Well, all right.
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You see, it all
started the other night
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when Lou-Ann and
me was having dinner
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at this Chinese restaurant,
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and... Well, here.
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I'll read you what
I've got so far.
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"Dear Abby, we was
just finishing our dinner
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"at this Chinese restaurant.
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"Well, actually,
we didn't finish it,
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"but we was down
to the fortune cookie,
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"and that's what really
started the whole thing.
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"Lou-Ann's fortune said
something about a loved one
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"making a decision
of a lifetime,
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"and we began talking about
that, and we had promised
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"we wouldn't talk
about that, at least until
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"after I finished my
hitch in the Marines.
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"And I just naturally had to
tell Lou-Ann exactly how I feel
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"about her freedom and ask
her to give up her freedom,
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"which isn't exactly fair and
seeing how I haven't made up
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"my mind yet about
staying in the Marine Corps.
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"I feel it would
be very unfair..."
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Yeah, you'd hardly recognize
the old town, Lou-Ann.
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Supermarkets all over the
place, and parking meters.
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Town's just loaded with
supermarkets and parking meters.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, Lou-Ann, the
town's really grown.
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They even got two launderettes.
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Two!
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Well, can you imagine that?
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Doggone it, Lou-Ann, aren't
you ever coming back, really?
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I don't see anything happening
between you and Gomer.
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I beg your pardon.
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I mean, are you two
planning on getting married?
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I was under the impression...
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Well, that is a decision that
we have not made as yet.
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Aren't you and Gomer engaged?
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Let's just say that we
have an understanding.
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But you haven't
set the date yet?
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No.
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Now, uh, if you will
excuse me, Monroe.
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It is late.
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And thank you for
a lovely evening.
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Sure. Good night.
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Good night, Lou-Ann.
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Excuse me, Sergeant,
is this Company B?
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That's right. Well, then,
maybe you could tell me
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where I could find
PFC Gomer Pyle?
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Pyle?
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Yeah, he's right
around this barracks.
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Much obliged, Sergeant.
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Hi, Gomer.
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Well, hey, Monroe.
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I sure didn't expect
to see you here.
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Well, I wasn't planning
on dropping by either,
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until last night, that is.
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Huh?
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You got a minute?
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I guess.
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Listen, Gomer, I
figured it was only fair
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to come and talk this thing out.
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I mean, I'd sure appreciate
it if someone did that for me.
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What are you talking about?
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Gomer, I don't know
how it happened,
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but it did.
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Call it fate, call it love at
second sight if you want.
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Of course, that
wouldn't be exactly right,
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seeing as how I never
gave up in the first place.
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I don't know, maybe
it's just plain luck.
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Hey, you want to see something?
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This is the very
ring I was hoping
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to give Lou-Ann a
year ago, the very one.
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I never returned it.
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I kept putting it off
and putting it off,
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just praying Lou-Ann would
see the light sooner or later.
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And son of a gun, was I right?
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About what?
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About Lou-Ann and me.
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And I wanted you to
be the first to know.
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That and to save Lou-Ann
the embarrassment.
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You know, I figured us talking
man-to-man would make it
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a whole lot easier on everybody.
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Save her the
trouble of writing you
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one of those
"Dear John" letters.
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Yeah.
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Well, I got to be buzzing off.
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So long, Gomer.
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See you around, huh?
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Thanks a lot, Sarge.
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Hey, Pyle, who was that?
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Huh?
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Oh, well, that was
Monroe Efford.
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He used to be
engaged to Lou-Ann.
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So? What's that to you?
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Well, that's what
he came to tell me,
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that he was again...
engaged to Lou-Ann.
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So it's all over between
you and Lou-Ann.
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Well, I don't know, Sergeant.
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Why, I even had a
date with her for tonight.
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You had a date with her tonight,
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and this guy just walks
in and takes over?
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Sure looks that way.
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Go figure women.
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Well, that's what
makes horse races.
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At least you got
one consolation:
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00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,699
She didn't leave you for
some ugly, little shrimp.
260
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,523
But losing out to
261
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,293
a big, good-looking
guy like that...
262
00:10:45,328 --> 00:10:47,695
Face it, Pyle, there
was no contest.
263
00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,231
I suppose.
264
00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:52,111
So, what are you gonna do?
265
00:10:52,135 --> 00:10:53,101
You gonna mope around?
266
00:10:53,136 --> 00:10:55,586
Well, I do feel
strange, Sergeant.
267
00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:57,900
You feel like you want to
crawl off in a corner somewhere?
268
00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:59,841
I sure do.
269
00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,253
Well, that's the
worst thing for you.
270
00:11:01,277 --> 00:11:02,343
Come with me.
271
00:11:02,378 --> 00:11:03,489
Well, where we going, Sergeant?
272
00:11:03,513 --> 00:11:04,479
What we gonna do?
273
00:11:04,514 --> 00:11:05,980
You'll see, Pyle, you'll see.
274
00:11:06,015 --> 00:11:07,414
Inside!
275
00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:11,002
Sergeant Carter, what
are you gonna do?
276
00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:12,949
Pyle, just stand there and wait.
277
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,084
I'll explain it to
you in a minute.
278
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:18,342
But, Sergeant, can't
you at least... Shh!
279
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,263
Hello, Gladys?
280
00:11:22,299 --> 00:11:23,681
Bingo!
281
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,149
You hit the nail on the hand.
282
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,117
Right! Vince Carter!
283
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,419
Hello? Hello?
284
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:31,121
Gladys, wait!
285
00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:33,491
Boy, is she crude.
286
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,909
Anything I can't
stand, it's crude dame.
287
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,423
Sergeant, can't
you at least tell me...
288
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,780
Pyle, I'll explain in a minute.
289
00:11:38,815 --> 00:11:40,548
Just hold it!
290
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,852
Yeah.
291
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,291
Sergeant Carter, if
it's all the same to you,
292
00:11:50,327 --> 00:11:52,493
I think I'd just get
on back to my detail.
293
00:11:52,529 --> 00:11:54,640
You just stay right there, Pyle.
294
00:11:54,664 --> 00:11:55,646
Hello, Natalie?
295
00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:59,084
Guess who this is.
296
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:02,721
No. No.
297
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,488
Wrong again.
298
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,691
It's Vince!
299
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,993
Vince Carter.
300
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:12,563
C-A-R... Yeah, right!
301
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,110
With the butch cut
and the dimples.
302
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,266
How you doing?
303
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:20,016
Say, listen, uh, you
used to be pretty good
304
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,535
at cheering up an
unhappy Marine.
305
00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:24,976
No, not me this time.
306
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,811
No.
307
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,329
Natalie, I promise it's not me.
308
00:12:28,364 --> 00:12:29,558
It's one of my men.
309
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,126
Sergeant Carter,
I... Pyle, hold it.
310
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,595
What'd you say, Natalie?
But, Sergeant, I don't...
311
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,520
Pyle, will you shut
up until I'm done?
312
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:38,523
Yeah, Natalie,
uh, I got this man
313
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,135
who could use a
little cheering up
314
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,371
from a friend of
the opposite sex.
315
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:45,797
And let's face it, doll, you're
about as opposite as they come.
316
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:50,668
Sergeant... Anyway,
about this guy,
317
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:53,871
well, he's kind of
on the rebound.
318
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,808
Oh, he's, uh, kind of tall, uh,
319
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,588
average weight, better-
than-average smile.
320
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:01,579
Oh, and he just
got paid Tuesday.
321
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:02,981
Attagirl!
322
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,984
You always were a patriotic
kid when the chips were down!
323
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,719
Right, right.
324
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,799
I'll tell him to pick you
up around eightish?
325
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,289
Good.
326
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,467
And thanks, Natalie.
327
00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:13,535
Bye.
328
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,159
Sergeant Carter, I
don't want to go out.
329
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,006
I really don't. Pyle,
I'm not doing this
330
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,507
out of the goodness of my heart.
331
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,864
I'm protecting myself
332
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,195
against having a man moping
around on the job all day.
333
00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:25,019
Now, this cure has worked
before and it'll work now.
334
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,032
But, Sergeant, I... And
I'll tell you something else.
335
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,368
You owe it to yourself
and your pride as a man
336
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,454
to go out and forget
a dame who jilted you.
337
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,210
But, Sergeant, I
don't want to go out.
338
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,645
I really don't feel like it.
339
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,659
Pyle, you're not gonna
make a jerk out of me.
340
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,827
Now, you just heard me make
a date with a dame for you.
341
00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,496
You want me to call
her back and cancel it?
342
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,415
Yes, sir, 'cause I
really don't want to go.
343
00:13:42,439 --> 00:13:44,316
Well, you're going,
Pyle! But, Sergeant...
344
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,984
You're going, Pyle!
But, Sergeant, I...
345
00:13:46,008 --> 00:13:47,653
Pyle, are you're
gonna go out tonight,
346
00:13:47,677 --> 00:13:49,455
and live it up
and enjoy yourself
347
00:13:49,479 --> 00:13:51,412
and that's an order!
348
00:14:04,026 --> 00:14:05,426
Hi, sugar!
349
00:14:05,462 --> 00:14:07,262
Monroe?! In the flesh.
350
00:14:07,296 --> 00:14:08,763
With flowers for a flower
351
00:14:08,798 --> 00:14:10,598
and sweets for the sweetest.
352
00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:12,600
Well, uh, thank you.
353
00:14:12,635 --> 00:14:14,079
But, uh, I don't understand.
354
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,671
I thought you knew I had
a date with Gomer tonight.
355
00:14:16,706 --> 00:14:17,917
You do?
356
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,017
Well, now, that's funny.
357
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:20,441
I just saw Gomer today.
358
00:14:20,477 --> 00:14:22,493
Well, where did you see him?
359
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,495
Oh, I ran into
him this afternoon,
360
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,626
and I just mentioned I'd
probably be seeing you tonight.
361
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:29,150
Well, what did he say?
362
00:14:29,185 --> 00:14:30,484
Nothing.
363
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,498
That's why I assumed
you were free.
364
00:14:32,522 --> 00:14:34,522
Gomer said nothing?
365
00:14:34,557 --> 00:14:35,718
That's right.
366
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,720
Say, you know something
about that Gomer?
367
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,044
He's a real gentleman.
368
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,213
Oh, excuse me, Monroe.
369
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,148
I want to put these
flowers in some water.
370
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,816
Why don't you just
come right over here
371
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,630
and turn on the
television? Hey, that's right.
372
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,403
There's a good fight on.
373
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,797
Come on, Conroy, right, right!
374
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,465
You're killing him, Conroy!
375
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,978
Another right... he's hurt.
376
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:04,501
Conroy's down. He's down.
377
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,770
This looks like it.
378
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,605
Conroy's being pounded out.
379
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,607
The dummy! I
told you! I told you!
380
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:10,786
He's out!
381
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,744
Oh, for Pete's sakes!
382
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,780
What a bum.
383
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,331
Company B, Sergeant Carter here.
384
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,333
Oh, hello, Sergeant Carter.
385
00:15:19,369 --> 00:15:21,180
This is Lou-Ann Poovie.
386
00:15:21,204 --> 00:15:22,503
Hmm?
387
00:15:22,538 --> 00:15:23,838
Oh, uh...
388
00:15:23,873 --> 00:15:25,735
Hello, Lou-Ann.
What can I do for you?
389
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:29,677
Well, actually, I was just
wondering if Gomer's there?
390
00:15:29,713 --> 00:15:31,012
Pyle?
391
00:15:31,047 --> 00:15:33,981
Uh, just a minute, uh,
let me look at my pass list.
392
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,987
Oh, yeah, here we are.
393
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:43,090
No, Pyle picked up his
pass a good hour ago.
394
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,509
Oh.
395
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,839
Well, do you have any
idea where he went?
396
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,831
I do seem to remember
him talking to a friend
397
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,333
about meeting him
downtown somewhere.
398
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,335
Oh, yes, I remember now.
399
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,253
The Paradise Club.
400
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,172
The Paradise Club?
401
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,128
At least that's
what he told her.
402
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,409
Her?
403
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,845
Oh, Lou-Ann, I'm
afraid I put my foot in it.
404
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:08,227
Oh, no, Sergeant Carter,
it's, it's perfectly all right.
405
00:16:08,251 --> 00:16:11,285
Well, I'm sorry if I told you
something I wasn't supposed to,
406
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,533
you know, about
the Paradise Club.
407
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,690
No, it's quite all right.
408
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,310
Good-bye, Sergeant Carter.
409
00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:27,579
Next week, tune in again for...
410
00:16:27,603 --> 00:16:29,570
Well, what would you like to do?
411
00:16:29,605 --> 00:16:31,906
Um, Monroe,
412
00:16:31,941 --> 00:16:34,252
if you don't have any
place special in mind,
413
00:16:34,276 --> 00:16:36,376
I have a suggestion.
414
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,412
Sure, baby. What?
415
00:17:03,973 --> 00:17:06,440
Before your friend
Sergeant Carter got hung up
416
00:17:06,476 --> 00:17:07,942
on this Bunny friend of his,
417
00:17:07,977 --> 00:17:10,577
we used to have some
really great times together.
418
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,913
And what a sense of humor!
419
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,348
Let me tell you.
420
00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:16,683
Every time he used to
pick me up at my apartment,
421
00:17:16,719 --> 00:17:19,520
he used to drag his foot
all the way down the hall
422
00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:22,523
like-like out of one
of them horror movies.
423
00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:25,025
Isn't that too much?!
424
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:27,511
I mean, for a sergeant,
he was really funny.
425
00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:32,133
Oh, boy, you sure don't
talk much, do you, honey?
426
00:17:32,168 --> 00:17:33,467
Hmm?
427
00:17:33,502 --> 00:17:34,768
What, ma'am?
428
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,382
You're still with
the "ma'am", huh?
429
00:17:36,406 --> 00:17:37,705
It's Natalie.
430
00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:39,151
Natalie.
431
00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:40,641
Wha... I-I'm sorry.
432
00:17:40,677 --> 00:17:44,311
I guess I just wasn't
thinking, Natalie.
433
00:17:44,347 --> 00:17:46,280
♪ ♪
434
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,631
Here you go, ol' pal ol' buddy.
435
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,966
Now bring us two
of your best drinks.
436
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,968
My, oh, my!
437
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,315
This is some wild place!
438
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,805
You come here often?
439
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:12,973
Huh?
440
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,475
Oh, oh.
441
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,844
No. Just now and then.
442
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,757
Naturally, I don't begrudge
Vince Carter anything.
443
00:18:18,781 --> 00:18:21,215
I mean if he wants to
go out with one of those
444
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,135
brassy dames, I say all
the more power to him.
445
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,403
But for instance,
446
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,999
tonight, I mean he wanted
me to do him a favor,
447
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:27,989
so I said, sure.
448
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,024
You know what I mean?
449
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,809
What's the matter?
450
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,322
You having trouble
getting the waiter?
451
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,479
Hey, Charlie!
452
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,647
Will you come over here
when you get a minute!
453
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,782
I think I'll just go
check the powder room.
454
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,284
Why don't you order me a beer?
455
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,353
That is if you don't mind
sparing a few words.
456
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,854
Yes, ma'am.
457
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:45,189
Natalie.
458
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,357
Terrific!
459
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,326
You're really making headway.
460
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,669
Hey, Lou-Ann,
461
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,682
I don't know exactly
how to say this,
462
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:03,619
not being as smooth with words
as I am with a football, but...
463
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,610
Uh, if you'll excuse me, Monroe.
464
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,944
If you don't mind,
465
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,446
I just got this terrible feeling
466
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,947
that my lipstick's on crooked.
467
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,282
I'll be right back.
468
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,461
Sure thing.
469
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,045
What I got in store will keep.
470
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,462
Oh, excuse me.
471
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,130
Be my guest.
472
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,966
Oh, I don't mean to
be forward or anything,
473
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,480
but about that
Marine you're with.
474
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,803
What's his name?
475
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:33,904
Why?
476
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:35,239
Oh, nothing.
477
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,753
It's just that, well,
he looks so familiar.
478
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,755
A whole lot like
somebody I know.
479
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,679
Tortured. That's what he looks.
480
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,681
Tortured! Ah.
481
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,183
What do you mean?
482
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,584
Oh, it's a long, dull story.
483
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,252
I'm sure you don't
want to hear it.
484
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,604
Oh, what is it?
485
00:19:49,639 --> 00:19:52,106
Well, I don't even
know this guy.
486
00:19:52,141 --> 00:19:54,609
I'm just sitting home alone
minding my own business
487
00:19:54,644 --> 00:19:56,655
when who should call
but this guy's sergeant.
488
00:19:56,679 --> 00:19:58,178
I mean, he's an
old friend, right?
489
00:19:58,213 --> 00:20:00,231
So I'll do him a favor.
490
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,399
His buddy needs cheering up,
491
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,900
so I'll go out with him.
492
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,067
You know how it is.
493
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,570
I don't know this guy from Adam,
494
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:08,238
but I figure maybe
I'll get lucky.
495
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,240
Some lucky.
496
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:12,087
Thousands of
Marines on this base,
497
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,578
and I happen to get a guy
498
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:16,080
whose one big talent
in life is blinking.
499
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,082
Blinking and staring.
500
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,249
And you know why?
501
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:21,452
Because he's
torching, that's why.
502
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:22,887
I mean some dame threw him over,
503
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,722
and he's wearing his
heart on his sleeve.
504
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,156
He just sits there like a glump
505
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:27,991
with those big calf eyes of his,
506
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,005
just blinking and stare...
507
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,173
You know something, sister?
508
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,498
You're pretty nosy.
509
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:39,820
Come on, Gomer, let's dance!
510
00:20:39,856 --> 00:20:41,500
I really don't feel like it.
511
00:20:41,524 --> 00:20:42,656
Oh, come on!
512
00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:54,034
Now promise me you won't faint.
513
00:20:54,069 --> 00:20:56,381
Well, hang on to your eyeteeth.
514
00:20:56,405 --> 00:20:58,305
Here it comes. Oh, Monroe.
515
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,307
Let's dance first.
516
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,821
Boy, Lou-Ann, you sure know
how to build up the suspense.
517
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,812
I'll give you that.
518
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:07,481
Hey, yeah, now
that's what I call a beat!
519
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,449
Go, go, go!
520
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,694
Gomer Pyle, you just ought
to be ashamed of yourself!
521
00:21:19,729 --> 00:21:22,362
I'm sure sorry to be
here with that other lady,
522
00:21:22,398 --> 00:21:24,209
but it really wasn't my idea.
523
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:26,478
And besides, I didn't
want to stand in the way.
524
00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:27,879
Monroe made it pretty clear.
525
00:21:27,903 --> 00:21:29,436
Made what pretty clear?
526
00:21:29,472 --> 00:21:30,788
What are you talking about?
527
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,417
He even showed me the ring.
528
00:21:32,441 --> 00:21:34,241
Do you mean to say
529
00:21:34,277 --> 00:21:36,911
that Monroe told you
that we were engaged?
530
00:21:36,946 --> 00:21:38,946
You mean you aren't?
531
00:21:38,981 --> 00:21:41,949
Oh, what a horrible man he is!
532
00:21:41,984 --> 00:21:45,219
And what a horrible man
you are for believing him!
533
00:21:45,254 --> 00:21:47,814
You mean you wasn't gonna
write me a Dear John letter?
534
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,973
Gomer.
535
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,942
Excuse me, Lou-Ann.
536
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:55,223
Monroe!
537
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,714
Hey, Gomer ol' pal!
538
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:57,981
You here, too?
539
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,317
Would you step outside?
540
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,129
There's a few words
I want to say to you.
541
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,553
Huh? Oh, no, Gomer!
542
00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:04,266
Please, Lou-Ann,
just wait right here.
543
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,934
Outside where it's
nice and private,
544
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,536
considering this is
a personal matter.
545
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,493
Yeah, sure, after you.
546
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,040
Gomer, what happened to you?
547
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,208
What are you doing anyway?
548
00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:14,799
Gomer, please.
549
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,378
Lou-Ann, just wait right here.
550
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:18,213
Well, Gomer, where you going?
551
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:19,881
What's gonna happen to me?!
552
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:22,973
Wait up! What am
I supposed to do?!
553
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:28,045
Now then, what is
it you want, friend?
554
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,725
This ain't private enough.
555
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,309
Step back here in
the alley with me.
556
00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:38,022
The reason I wanted
complete privacy is,
557
00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,657
I've got a score
to settle with you.
558
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,775
And this is the only way
I know how to handle it!
559
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,363
Shame! Shame! Shame!
560
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:46,842
Telling two different stories
561
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,310
and causing all
that unhappiness.
562
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:50,579
That was downright deceitful
of you, Monroe Efford.
563
00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:52,837
But I'll tell you one
thing, Lou-Ann is my girl
564
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,916
and we're about to make
the decision of a lifetime!
565
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,207
Oh, Gomer!
566
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:57,874
Oh, my gosh.
567
00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:59,276
Lou-Ann!
568
00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:01,345
Well, I am so sorry
you had to see this.
569
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,380
I really am sorry.
570
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:04,382
Oh, Gomer, I'm not.
571
00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:06,884
I'm just so sorry,
that I interrupted you.
572
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,252
Please go on.
573
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:10,420
Like I was saying,
574
00:23:10,456 --> 00:23:12,556
we're about to make
the decision of a lifetime.
575
00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:14,058
We don't know
exactly when and how,
576
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,504
but we are gonna do it.
577
00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:16,772
And until then, we don't want
578
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:19,864
any outside interference
from you or anybody else...
579
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:25,669
Hey, Sergeant.
580
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:26,904
You wasn't in bed, was you?
581
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,416
No. I was just getting ready.
582
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,385
What's up? How'd everything
turn out with Natalie?
583
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,542
That's what I came
by here to tell you.
584
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,311
It couldn't have
turned out better.
585
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,046
Oh, yeah? See?
586
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,127
You just listen to your
old sergeant every time.
587
00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:40,129
That was a great
suggestion I made, wasn't it?
588
00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:41,385
Well, Sergeant, the fact is...
589
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,731
And you didn't want to go.
590
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,566
I know about these things, Pyle.
591
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,635
I been around, you know. Well,
Sergeant, I think I'd better tell you...
592
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:47,970
A great little kid that Natalie.
593
00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:50,405
There's just one word
for her: dependable.
594
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:53,230
She is the most obliging,
the nicest, most terrific dame...
595
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,345
Who could be calling
this time of night?
596
00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:59,303
Company B, Sergeant Carter.
597
00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:00,871
Hello, Vince.
598
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:02,022
Guess who?
599
00:24:02,057 --> 00:24:03,057
Natalie!
600
00:24:03,091 --> 00:24:04,225
I was just this second
601
00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:06,026
talking about you.
Were your ears burning?
602
00:24:06,061 --> 00:24:08,361
No, my ears weren't burning,
603
00:24:08,397 --> 00:24:10,697
but yours will be if I
ever see you again.
604
00:24:10,733 --> 00:24:13,534
And so will your face and
your hair and everything,
605
00:24:13,569 --> 00:24:15,703
'cause I'm gonna
set fire to you, Vince!
606
00:24:15,738 --> 00:24:17,466
What're you talking
about? What's the matter?
607
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,373
Listen, you fathead!
608
00:24:19,408 --> 00:24:21,303
Don't you ever get
me a blind date again!
609
00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:23,427
In fact, don't you
ever call me again!
610
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,307
When I go out with
someone for, But, Natalie...
611
00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:27,376
I don't expect to get
stood up for someone else!
612
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,549
Pyle?
613
00:24:28,584 --> 00:24:30,328
I've never been so
humiliated in my entire life!
614
00:24:30,352 --> 00:24:32,230
I mean you sent me
out with some... Pyle!
615
00:24:32,254 --> 00:24:34,255
Pyle!
616
00:24:34,290 --> 00:24:36,257
All he did was
blink and stare. Pyle!
617
00:24:36,292 --> 00:24:38,925
I don't want to
hear from you again.
618
00:24:38,961 --> 00:24:40,427
Do you hear me?
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