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♪
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(woman) ♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪
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♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪
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♪ THIS FUNNY THING ♪
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♪ CALLED LOVE ♪
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♪ JUST WHO CAN SOLVE ♪
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♪ ITS MYSTERY? ♪
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♪ WHY SHOULD IT MAKE ♪
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♪ A FOOL OF ME? ♪
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♪ I SAW YOU THERE ♪
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♪ THAT WONDERFUL DAY ♪
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♪ YOU TOOK MY LOVE ♪
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♪ AND THREW IT AWAY ♪
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♪ AND SO I ASK THE LORD ♪
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♪ IN HEAVEN ABOVE ♪
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♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪
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♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪
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♪ CALLED LOVE ♪
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(Michael grunts)
NOW TURN AROUND.
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(Jocelyn) THIS WAY?
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(grunts)
THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
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YEAH, NOW RIDE ME.
YEAH, RIDE ME.
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(grunting and panting)
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(moans)
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(grunts and pants) OH, YEAH.
YEAH, SQUEEZE ME.
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WHAT?
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OH, MY COCK.
SQUEEZE IT.
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(pants) NO, NO, JOCE.
NOT WITH YOUR HANDS.
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SQUEEZE FROM INSIDE.
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(grunts)
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(groans) YEAH.
OH, MY GOD.
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DON'T STOP. OH.
YEAH.
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OH, MAKE A FIST WITH IT.
YEAH, HONEY. COME ON.
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NO. SQUEEZE THAT CUNT.
(panting)
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(mutters and pants)
DID YOU SAY CUNT?
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NO. WHAT? (pants)
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BABE, HEY, HEY, HEY.
HEY. HEY.
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(sighs)
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HEY, WHERE'D YOU GO?
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I DON'T CARE FOR THAT WORD.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
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IT'S JUST A WORD.
IT'S NOT AN ELDERLY RELATIVE.
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COME ON.
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(taps countertop)
COME BACK HERE.
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(sighs) I GOTTA GO.
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I HAVE A 7:00 A.M. MEETING
I HAVEN'T PREPARED FOR YET.
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YOU'RE LEAVING?
(sighs)
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YOU'RE KIDDING.
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OHH.
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YOU'RE UPSET.
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I DON'T LIKE MY FLOWER
BEING REFERRED TO THAT WAY.
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FLOWER?
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YES, "FLOWER,"
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NOT "CUNT."
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IT'S JUST A WORD.
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DID I ACTUALLY OFFEND YOU?
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IT WAS A LITTLE...
INDELICATE.
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(chuckles)
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YOU MEAN DIRTY.
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OKAY, DIRTY.
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YOU LIKE DIRTY.
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YES, BUT NOT FILTHY.
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE?
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NO. YOU KNOW, SOMEONE
ONCE ASKED WOODY ALLEN
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IF SEX WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE DIRTY,
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AND HE SAID, "ONLY WHEN
IT'S DONE PROPERLY."
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YEAH, YOU TOLD ME THAT
WHEN YOU TRIED TO DO
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THAT OTHER THING
THAT I DIDN'T LIKE LAST SUNDAY.
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WE GOT OFF.
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IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT?
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NO.
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NO, I CARE ABOUT
THE POLAR BEARS
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AND THE DEATH OF THE DVD
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AND I CARE ABOUT LOTS OF
OTHER... STUFF. WHAT?
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MICHAEL, WHERE ARE ALL OF
THESE NEW IDEAS COMING FROM,
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THESE STRANGE WAYS
TO HAVE SEX?
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I'M A MODERN MAN.
I GET PEDICURES.
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SOMETHING'S CHANGED.
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YOU'VE CHANGED.
THE SEX IS DIFFERENT.
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IF IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME,
WHAT'S THE POINT?
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MICHAEL,
ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR?
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(moans)
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(groans)
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(both pant)
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HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT?
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(sighs)
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IF YOU ARE,
JUST TELL ME, OKAY?
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I DON'T WANT TO BE
THE LAST TO KNOW.
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♪
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"AN UNEXPECTED EVENT
WILL SOON BRING YOU FORTUNE."
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FATE IS ALL BULLSHIT.
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THINGS JUST HAPPEN.
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THERE'S NO DESIGN
UNLESS YOU'RE RICH OR DELUDED,
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AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND BOTH.
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I'VE HAD FOUR GREAT LOVERS
IN MY LIFE.
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FIVE IF I COUNT MYSELF.
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H-HERE'S THE THING--
TWO WERE ORIENTAL.
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I KNOW
THEY'RE CALLED ASIANS NOW,
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BUT ORIENTAL IS MORE MYSTERIOUS
THAN ASIAN, DON'T YOU THINK?
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IT HAS A KIND OF
SILK RESTRAINTS-OPIUM DEN VIBE.
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BELIEVE ME, THESE TWO LOVERS
WERE WORLD-CLASS MYSTERIOUS.
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I NEVER KNEW THEIR NAMES.
I NEVER KNEW WHAT TO EXPECT.
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EACH OF THEM CAME UP
WITH VARIATIONS,
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YOU KNOW, MOVES, DEVICES,
FALSE IDENTITIES...
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ROPE.
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JESUS, THEY WERE EXCITING.
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NO SURPRISE THERE.
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THESE PEOPLE INVENTED GUNPOWDER
FOR FUCK SAKE.
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GOD, I LOVE ROPE.
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♪
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(screams)
(Luther laughs)
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AH! WHOO!
(groans)
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(squeals)
HOLD ON! (grunts)
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DO YOUR LITTLE BITCH!
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(grunts)
OH!
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(grunts and laughs)
(squeals)
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COMING THROUGH!
AAH!
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(laughs)
OH.
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(squeals and moans)
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MM. MM. (grunting)
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(squealing)
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OH, GOD. (pants) MM.
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MM. MM.
(laughs)
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WHAT'S THE WORLD RECORD
FOR MULTIPLE ORGASMS?
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WANT ME TO GOOGLE IT?
(laughs)
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(laughs) NO.
I WANT YOU TO GOOGLE ME.
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WHERE'D YOU LEARN
HOW TO EAT PUSSY LIKE THAT?
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ONLINE. YODEL UNIVERSITY.
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OH, YOU'RE AMAZING.
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COMPLETELY.
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OKAY, ENOUGH TALKING.
I WANT THAT COCK IN MY ASS.
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IF YOU INSIST.
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PUT THE BALL
BACK IN MY MOUTH.
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(muffled voice)
OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH!
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OH! OH, MY GOD!
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(doorbell rings)
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MM.
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YOUR HUSBAND?
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(speaks indistinctly)
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OH. NO, HE'S AT ROTATOR CUFF
SURGERY THIS MORNING.
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PEM.
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PEMMIE, ARE YOU IN THERE?
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COME ON, PEMMIE.
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SHIT! IT'S JOCELYN!
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FUCK. (panting)
OKAY, OKAY.
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OKAY. (whimpers)
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(sighs)
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PEM, I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
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(speaks indistinctly)
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(mouths word) FUCK!
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YEAH, COMING.
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(exhales slowly)
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(Jocelyn sighs)
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DID I INTERRUPT SOMETHING?
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(pants) LIKE WHAT?
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YOU LOOK A LITTLE FLUSHED.
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WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
I LOVE LIFE.
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WHAT'S UP?
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I THINK MICHAEL'S HAVING
AN AFFAIR.
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(keys clatter)
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OH. WELL, YOU SHOULD BE TALKING
TO A PRIVATE EYE, NOT ME.
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NO. YOU'RE MY SEXUAL YODA.
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OOH, A SEXUAL PROBLEM?
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THE THRILL IS GONE, HUH?
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NO. (laughs) NO.
HE'S INSATIABLE.
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OH, REALLY?
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND,
A SISTER ACT?
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I WAS JOKING, JOCE.
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WELL...
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DOES HE SMELL DIFFERENT?
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YOU CAN ALWAYS SMELL
A WOMAN ON A MAN.
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LATELY, HE'S BEEN...
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DOING WEIRD THINGS
DURING SEX.
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LIKE WHAT?
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LAST NIGHT,
HE CALLED MY... FLOWER
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THE "C" WORD.
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YOUR FLOWER?
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ARE YOU A BOTANIST?
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(sighs) HE'S NOT HIMSELF,
PEMMIE.
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I-I THINK HE'S GETTING ALL OF
THIS STUFF FROM ANOTHER WOMAN.
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(sighs) WHAT IF IT'S TRUE?
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THEN YOU EITHER
HAVE TO KILL HER
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OR BUY HER A LITTLE GIFT.
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JOCE...
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FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE,
GO WITH THE FLOW.
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GO WITH THE FLOW.
(chuckles)
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YEAH.
JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.
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(sighs deeply)
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THANKS, PEMMIE.
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OH, I GOTTA GO.
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YEAH. OF COURSE. YES,
GO, GO, GO. DO YOUR THING.
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MEETINGS.
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DO YOUR--YEP.
(keys jangle)
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OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
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IT'S NOT A FLOWER.
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IT'S A MAN-EATING TIGER.
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(laughs)
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BYE.
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(exhales)
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(singsong voice)
LUTHER.
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YOU WERE SERIOUS
ABOUT THE SISTER ACT.
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WELL...
NOTHING'S OFF THE TABLE.
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(laughs)
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WELL, FAMILY REALLY IS
THE BACKBONE OF SOCIETY.
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(growls)
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YOU MUST BE MICHAEL.
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AND WHO ARE YOU?
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I AM ISHA.
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COME IN.
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WHERE'S LIZ?
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SHE'LL BE HERE.
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I'M ESHA.
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HI. WHOA.
UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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SHH.
WE'RE PREPARING YOU.
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DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL GUIDE YOU.
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ISHA, ESHA?
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UH-HUH.
MM-HMM.
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WELCOME.
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WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
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TWO MONTHS
OF NOT HITTING ANYBODY.
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I THOUGHT I WAS COMING OVER
FOR SOME COFFEE.
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WHAT'S NEXT?
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WHAT ISN'T?
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MM.
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OKAY.
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OH.
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♪
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MM. MM.
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♪
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(moans)
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(pants)
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YOU--
YOU WERE RIGHT THERE, AND...
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I KNOW.
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WELL, IT MUST HAVE BEEN
ISHA AND ESHA.
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Y-YOU WERE OVERSTIMULATED.
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YEAH.
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YEAH.
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YEAH.
YEAH.
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(Luther) SO...
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TELL ME AGAIN
ABOUT THE RICKSHAW TWINS.
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THEY'RE ALL OILED UP,
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SHIMMERING
IN THE CANDLED GLOW,
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MOVING EVER CLOSER
TO YOUR THROBBING--
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LUTHER, FOR GOD SAKE.
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I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU
ABOUT MY PROBLEM.
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ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
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MEA CULPA. MEA CULPA.
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JUST... GIVE ME A MOMENT
TO COMPLETE THE THOUGHT.
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MM.
250
00:12:13,985 --> 00:12:16,653
MM. MM.
251
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,452
(laughs
and inhales deeply)
252
00:12:18,452 --> 00:12:20,252
(clicks tongue
and exhales)
253
00:12:20,252 --> 00:12:22,985
(clicks tongue)
ALL DONE.
254
00:12:22,985 --> 00:12:24,186
NOW WHERE WERE WE?
255
00:12:24,186 --> 00:12:26,319
I COULDN'T GET IT UP
WITH LIZ.
256
00:12:26,319 --> 00:12:28,952
IT'S AN ABERRATION.
YEAH, BUT WHAT IF IT'S NOT?
257
00:12:28,952 --> 00:12:31,252
WELL, THEN YOU'RE FUCKED.
258
00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:32,686
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET SERIOUS.
259
00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,686
IS THERE ANYTHING
BOTHERING YOU?
260
00:12:34,686 --> 00:12:36,386
JOCELYN.
261
00:12:36,386 --> 00:12:39,052
I THINK SHE MAY BE ON TO ME
ABOUT LIZ.
262
00:12:39,052 --> 00:12:41,219
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
263
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:45,219
QUESTION--HOW ARE YOU
DOING WITH JOCELYN?
264
00:12:45,219 --> 00:12:46,653
OH, FINE.
265
00:12:46,653 --> 00:12:48,219
MM-HMM.
266
00:12:48,219 --> 00:12:50,085
SO THE PLOT THICKENS
IN ONE PART OF YOUR LIFE
267
00:12:50,085 --> 00:12:51,486
BUT NOT THE OTHER.
268
00:12:51,486 --> 00:12:53,286
HMM.
269
00:12:53,286 --> 00:12:54,553
MM-HMM.
270
00:12:54,553 --> 00:12:57,352
LUTHER, WOULD YOU STOP?
271
00:12:57,352 --> 00:12:59,553
WHAT DO I DO?
272
00:12:59,553 --> 00:13:01,286
ONE WORD--THE NUBIAN.
273
00:13:04,553 --> 00:13:06,252
THE NUBIAN?
274
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,152
DESPERATE TIMES...
275
00:13:08,152 --> 00:13:10,319
DESPERATE MEASURES.
276
00:13:10,319 --> 00:13:11,553
(sighs)
277
00:13:11,553 --> 00:13:13,319
(beeps)
278
00:13:14,952 --> 00:13:16,985
(Preston) WAIT A SECOND.
WAIT A SECOND. WAIT, WAIT.
279
00:13:16,985 --> 00:13:18,319
YOU'RE TELLING ME
THESE TWO CHICKS
280
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,553
ARE SLIDING UP AND DOWN
HIS PERSON
281
00:13:20,553 --> 00:13:22,019
AND NOTHING?
282
00:13:22,019 --> 00:13:24,152
FLAT TIRE.
283
00:13:24,152 --> 00:13:27,252
WELL, YOU KNOW, MEN ARE
VERY SENSITIVE CREATURES.
284
00:13:27,252 --> 00:13:30,019
WE'RE ENIGMAS.
(laughs)
285
00:13:30,019 --> 00:13:31,686
IF SOMETHING UPSETS US, IT GOES
RIGHT TO OUR HOME PAGE.
286
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,319
SEE, YOU WOMEN THINK
287
00:13:33,319 --> 00:13:35,219
THAT YOU HAVE THE MARKET
CORNERED ON FEELINGS.
288
00:13:35,219 --> 00:13:37,486
YOU DO NOT.
WE ARE EQUALLY AS VULNERABLE.
289
00:13:37,486 --> 00:13:39,519
ANDREA BOCELLI
GIVES ME CHILLS.
290
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,486
PUPPIES MAKE ME MISTY.
291
00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:44,119
COME ON. GIVE ME
SOME HELP HERE, PRESTON.
292
00:13:44,119 --> 00:13:46,519
WHAT DO YOU DO
WHEN YOU'RE OFF YOUR GAME?
293
00:13:46,519 --> 00:13:48,152
(chuckles) I'M NEVER OFF
MY GA--
294
00:13:48,152 --> 00:13:51,319
ALL RIGHT, TWO WORDS--
VISUAL STIMULATION.
295
00:13:53,586 --> 00:13:55,686
(computer chirps)
296
00:13:55,686 --> 00:13:57,085
(chirp)
297
00:13:57,085 --> 00:13:58,286
(blurps)
298
00:13:58,286 --> 00:14:00,052
HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
299
00:14:00,052 --> 00:14:02,586
Just wanted to say hi.
300
00:14:02,586 --> 00:14:05,753
I was, um, going to make
something to eat. You hungry?
301
00:14:05,753 --> 00:14:07,186
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
302
00:14:07,186 --> 00:14:10,419
Let's see what's there.
303
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,419
Ooh.
304
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:16,085
What's here?
305
00:14:16,085 --> 00:14:17,352
(whispers indistinctly)
306
00:14:17,352 --> 00:14:19,352
Ohh.
307
00:14:19,352 --> 00:14:21,386
Ooh.
308
00:14:21,386 --> 00:14:24,186
Oh.
309
00:14:24,186 --> 00:14:26,686
Oh. Mmm.
310
00:14:26,686 --> 00:14:28,586
(moans)
311
00:14:28,586 --> 00:14:31,386
Mm.
312
00:14:31,386 --> 00:14:33,186
Mm.
313
00:14:33,186 --> 00:14:36,519
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
314
00:14:58,619 --> 00:15:01,052
HOW'S THE RESOLUTION
ON YOUR SCREEN?
315
00:15:01,052 --> 00:15:02,686
It's hi-def.
316
00:15:02,686 --> 00:15:05,119
OH, YEAH? WATCH THIS.
317
00:15:05,119 --> 00:15:06,519
(gasps)
318
00:15:06,519 --> 00:15:07,753
(moans)
319
00:15:07,753 --> 00:15:09,553
(gasps)
320
00:15:09,553 --> 00:15:11,152
(pants)
(grunts)
321
00:15:11,152 --> 00:15:13,186
(pants and moans)
322
00:15:13,186 --> 00:15:14,919
AH.
323
00:15:14,919 --> 00:15:16,486
(moans)
324
00:15:16,486 --> 00:15:17,952
YES.
(grunts)
325
00:15:17,952 --> 00:15:20,019
(moaning)
326
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,619
YES, YES, YES, YES,
YES, YES, YES.
327
00:15:21,619 --> 00:15:23,619
Oh.
328
00:15:23,619 --> 00:15:25,452
(grunts and groans)
(grunts)
329
00:15:25,452 --> 00:15:28,119
Ohh! Ohh!
NO.
330
00:15:28,119 --> 00:15:30,119
(grunts)
(gasps)
331
00:15:30,119 --> 00:15:32,052
OH, GOD!
332
00:15:32,052 --> 00:15:33,486
(pants)
333
00:15:33,486 --> 00:15:35,553
I gotta go.
334
00:15:35,553 --> 00:15:38,019
YOU GOTTA GO?
(sighs)
335
00:15:38,019 --> 00:15:39,719
Bye.
336
00:15:39,719 --> 00:15:41,119
(button clicks)
337
00:15:41,119 --> 00:15:43,186
(grunts)
338
00:15:43,186 --> 00:15:44,452
SUMMER...
339
00:15:44,452 --> 00:15:46,286
2001.
340
00:15:46,286 --> 00:15:48,319
I'M WATCHING "FRIENDS."
341
00:15:48,319 --> 00:15:51,152
IN WALKS JENNIFER ANISTON,
342
00:15:51,152 --> 00:15:52,985
NIPPLES POKING THE CASHMERE.
343
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,519
THAT'S ALL IT TOOK.
344
00:15:54,519 --> 00:15:57,219
I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND,
NEVER LOOKED BACK.
345
00:15:57,219 --> 00:16:00,352
HEY. YOU COME YOUR WAY.
346
00:16:00,352 --> 00:16:02,486
I COME MINE.
347
00:16:02,486 --> 00:16:06,019
(doorbell rings)
348
00:16:10,252 --> 00:16:11,619
(African accent) HELLO.
349
00:16:11,619 --> 00:16:14,186
OH, LUTHER SENT ME.
350
00:16:14,186 --> 00:16:15,486
HI. I'M--
351
00:16:15,486 --> 00:16:17,252
NO NAMES.
352
00:16:17,252 --> 00:16:19,619
WHAT THE MODERN WORLD CALLS US
HAS NO PLACE HERE TONIGHT.
353
00:16:19,619 --> 00:16:22,085
OKAY.
WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?
354
00:16:22,085 --> 00:16:23,586
VODKA.
355
00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:25,352
OH, I PREFER
YOU NOT TO DRINK.
356
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:29,052
WE NEED YOUR SENSES ALIVE
357
00:16:29,052 --> 00:16:31,619
AND RECEPTIVE.
358
00:16:31,619 --> 00:16:34,286
MAY I COME IN?
UH, Y-YES.
359
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:36,486
THANK YOU.
360
00:16:39,452 --> 00:16:41,686
SO HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
361
00:16:41,686 --> 00:16:44,286
WELL, I JUST CAN'T
362
00:16:44,286 --> 00:16:46,619
SEEM TO...
363
00:16:46,619 --> 00:16:49,386
SAY NO MORE.
HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE.
364
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,952
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
365
00:17:04,952 --> 00:17:06,586
IS THAT I LOVE THE PENISES.
366
00:17:06,586 --> 00:17:08,952
I LOVE THE WAY THEY LOOK
367
00:17:08,952 --> 00:17:10,553
AND HOW THEY FEEL.
368
00:17:10,553 --> 00:17:13,352
AND NOW
YOU MUST LET ME SEE.
369
00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:18,119
(inhales sharply)
370
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,619
OH, MY GOD.
371
00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:21,919
IT'S EVEN MORE EXTRAORDINARY
THAN WHAT I THOUGHT.
372
00:17:21,919 --> 00:17:24,519
OH, I BET YOU LOVE YOUR COCK.
373
00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:26,386
WELL, WE GO WAY BACK.
374
00:17:26,386 --> 00:17:28,219
IT IS SO THICK.
375
00:17:28,219 --> 00:17:31,286
MIGHT BE THE LIGHT.
I'VE GOT HALOGENS.
376
00:17:31,286 --> 00:17:33,919
NO. I KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT YOUR COCK,
377
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:36,052
AND IT LOVES YOU.
378
00:17:36,052 --> 00:17:37,519
SAY IT FOR ME, PLEASE.
379
00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:40,085
MY... COCK LOVES ME.
380
00:17:40,085 --> 00:17:41,319
GOOD. GOOD.
381
00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:44,586
IT LIKES TO HEAR YOU
TALK TO IT.
382
00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:47,052
CAN YOU FEEL THE ENERGY?
WELL, YEAH.
383
00:17:47,052 --> 00:17:49,085
CAN YOU FEEL THAT?
MM-HMM.
384
00:17:49,085 --> 00:17:51,219
OH, YES. (inhales sharply)
385
00:17:51,219 --> 00:17:53,519
OH...
(speaks foreign language)
386
00:17:53,519 --> 00:17:55,486
OH...
(speaks foreign language)
387
00:17:55,486 --> 00:17:57,219
OHH!
388
00:17:57,219 --> 00:17:59,352
AH!
OH, YES!
389
00:17:59,352 --> 00:18:02,419
(rattling)
390
00:18:02,419 --> 00:18:05,219
OH! OH...
(speaks foreign language)
391
00:18:05,219 --> 00:18:07,152
(speaks foreign language)
AH.
392
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,719
OH!
393
00:18:08,719 --> 00:18:10,686
OH, YES!
394
00:18:10,686 --> 00:18:11,985
OH!
395
00:18:11,985 --> 00:18:13,586
OH, YES!
396
00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:15,085
(panting)
397
00:18:15,085 --> 00:18:17,619
OH, YEAH.
COME ON, BABY.
398
00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:19,319
(speaks indistinctly)
399
00:18:19,319 --> 00:18:21,252
COME ON. RAISE UP FOR ME.
(groans)
400
00:18:21,252 --> 00:18:23,152
YES. COME ON.
RAISE FOR ME.
401
00:18:23,152 --> 00:18:25,052
(whimpers)
ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON.
402
00:18:25,052 --> 00:18:26,653
MY COCK LOVES ME.
MY COCK LOVES ME.
COME ON. YES.
403
00:18:26,653 --> 00:18:29,219
MY COCK LOVES ME.
MY COCK LOVES ME.
OH, YES. (pants)
404
00:18:29,219 --> 00:18:32,386
BREATHE, BREATHE. BREATHE.
OH, YES.
405
00:18:32,386 --> 00:18:34,452
COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
406
00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:36,286
OH, YES! COME ON, BABY.
407
00:18:36,286 --> 00:18:37,486
(object rattling)
408
00:18:37,486 --> 00:18:38,985
(mutters)
409
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,186
DAMN!
410
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,152
OH, GOD.
411
00:18:42,152 --> 00:18:44,419
OH! OH, THIS NEVER HAPPENED
TO ME.
412
00:18:44,419 --> 00:18:46,686
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
413
00:18:46,686 --> 00:18:48,052
(pants)
414
00:18:48,052 --> 00:18:50,052
THESE--THESE THINGS HAPPEN.
415
00:18:50,052 --> 00:18:52,052
NOT TO ME.
416
00:18:52,052 --> 00:18:53,319
(sighs)
417
00:18:57,186 --> 00:18:59,386
HEY.
418
00:18:59,386 --> 00:19:01,985
WILL YOU BE OKAY?
419
00:19:01,985 --> 00:19:05,386
I JUST NEED TO BE ALONE.
420
00:19:10,019 --> 00:19:12,653
(cell phone rings)
421
00:19:15,352 --> 00:19:17,052
HEY.
422
00:19:17,052 --> 00:19:19,919
THE NUBIAN JUST CALLED.
I AM BEYOND UPSET.
423
00:19:19,919 --> 00:19:21,619
OH. I'LL BE OKAY, LUTHER.
424
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,319
I'LL GET OVER THIS.
425
00:19:23,319 --> 00:19:26,152
IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.
SHE'S DEVASTATED.
426
00:19:26,152 --> 00:19:28,152
SHE'S QUITTING THE BUSINESS.
427
00:19:28,152 --> 00:19:31,085
BECAUSE OF ME?
COULDN'T YOU
HAVE JUST FAKED IT?
428
00:19:31,085 --> 00:19:32,919
Michael, minus the Nubian,
429
00:19:32,919 --> 00:19:34,586
I AM OUT HERE
WITHOUT A SAFETY NET.
430
00:19:34,586 --> 00:19:36,386
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
431
00:19:36,386 --> 00:19:37,586
(sighs)
432
00:19:37,586 --> 00:19:38,985
(cell phone clatters)
433
00:19:38,985 --> 00:19:41,553
(doorbell rings)
434
00:19:41,553 --> 00:19:43,619
(groans)
435
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:49,686
WE NEED TO TALK.
436
00:19:51,219 --> 00:19:52,653
WE DO?
437
00:19:52,653 --> 00:19:55,052
(door closes)
438
00:19:55,052 --> 00:19:58,152
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I DO.
439
00:19:59,653 --> 00:20:01,553
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
440
00:20:01,553 --> 00:20:03,019
YOU...
441
00:20:03,019 --> 00:20:04,686
THE AFFAIR YOU'RE HAVING...
442
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:07,252
THE WAY YOU'RE FUCKING ME,
BIG-TIME.
443
00:20:07,252 --> 00:20:08,452
JOCE...
444
00:20:08,452 --> 00:20:10,119
(glass clatters)
445
00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:13,019
I-I'M SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
446
00:20:13,019 --> 00:20:15,553
WHOEVER COULD BRING THAT OUT
IN YOU
447
00:20:15,553 --> 00:20:17,952
MUST BE ONE FUCKING...
448
00:20:17,952 --> 00:20:21,719
AMAZING WOMAN.
449
00:20:21,719 --> 00:20:23,386
AND I KNOW EXACTLY
WHO SHE IS.
450
00:20:23,386 --> 00:20:25,952
YOU DO?
451
00:20:25,952 --> 00:20:27,452
ME.
452
00:20:27,452 --> 00:20:28,719
YOU?
453
00:20:28,719 --> 00:20:30,319
(laughs)
454
00:20:30,319 --> 00:20:33,186
YOU ARE FUCKING ADORABLE.
455
00:20:33,186 --> 00:20:34,386
(laughs)
456
00:20:34,386 --> 00:20:35,586
(chuckles)
457
00:20:35,586 --> 00:20:36,985
(giggles)
458
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,719
(laughs)
459
00:20:38,719 --> 00:20:40,252
IS THAT...
460
00:20:40,252 --> 00:20:43,519
(laughs)
IS THAT A COCK CANDLE?
461
00:20:43,519 --> 00:20:46,386
YES. YES, IT IS.
462
00:20:46,386 --> 00:20:48,452
DON'T TELL ME.
463
00:20:48,452 --> 00:20:50,352
LUTHER.
464
00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:53,219
YES.
465
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,753
COME HERE
AND GIVE ME THE REAL THING.
466
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,419
OH.
467
00:20:56,419 --> 00:21:00,052
I AM GONNA FUCK YOU
LIKE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING ME.
468
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:02,719
OH.
469
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,719
(moans)
470
00:21:04,719 --> 00:21:06,219
OH.
471
00:21:06,219 --> 00:21:08,352
SO OUT OF THE BLUE,
IT'S BACK.
472
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:10,419
KUDOS.
SO WHAT ELSE IS COOKING?
473
00:21:10,419 --> 00:21:12,519
THAT'S ALL THAT'S BEEN COOKING.
IT'S BEEN A NIGHTMARE.
474
00:21:12,519 --> 00:21:14,686
SOFT WITH LIZ. SUDDENLY,
I'M HARD WITH JOCELYN.
475
00:21:14,686 --> 00:21:16,619
I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION
THIS ERECTION EXPERT
476
00:21:16,619 --> 00:21:18,219
LUTHER SENT ME--
477
00:21:18,219 --> 00:21:20,352
THIS 7-FOOT BLACK CHICK.
478
00:21:20,352 --> 00:21:23,085
THE NUBIAN.
SHE CAN RAISE THE DEAD.
479
00:21:23,085 --> 00:21:24,452
YOU KNOW HER?
480
00:21:24,452 --> 00:21:26,586
SHE GOT ME THROUGH
TWO REALLY BAD DIVORCES.
481
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,653
LITTLE VIC WAS IN A SLUMP.
482
00:21:28,653 --> 00:21:30,319
WELL,
IT DIDN'T WORK FOR ME.
483
00:21:30,319 --> 00:21:33,119
YEAH? OH, SHE'S GONNA
TAKE THAT BAD.
484
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:35,252
COME ON.
LET'S GET A BEER.
485
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:38,019
(sighs)
486
00:21:43,419 --> 00:21:46,419
HEY, POP.
YOU'VE HAD AFFAIRS, RIGHT?
487
00:21:46,419 --> 00:21:49,319
HUH? WHY DO YOU WANT
TO KNOW?
488
00:21:49,319 --> 00:21:51,319
DID IT EVER
MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY,
489
00:21:51,319 --> 00:21:54,519
TO THE POINT WHERE IT
KILLED YOUR SEX LIFE?
490
00:21:54,519 --> 00:21:57,286
(laughs)
NOTHING KILLS MY SEX LIFE.
491
00:21:57,286 --> 00:21:59,019
YOU COULD SHOOT ME DEAD,
492
00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:01,519
MY COCK WOULD JUST GROW
A NEW BODY AND KEEP ON GOING.
493
00:22:01,519 --> 00:22:03,386
IT WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION.
494
00:22:03,386 --> 00:22:05,252
YOU PROBABLY JUST GOT
SOME EMOTIONAL THING
495
00:22:05,252 --> 00:22:06,985
BLOCKING YOUR COCK.
496
00:22:06,985 --> 00:22:08,553
YOU KNOW,
LIKE GIRLS GET.
497
00:22:08,553 --> 00:22:11,252
THANK YOU, POP.
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.
498
00:22:11,252 --> 00:22:13,319
CAME BY TO GET SOME INSIGHT
FROM MY FATHER.
499
00:22:13,319 --> 00:22:16,286
HE TELLS ME I'M A GIRL.
I'M GONNA GO.
500
00:22:16,286 --> 00:22:19,319
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, STAY, STAY, STAY.
501
00:22:19,319 --> 00:22:20,952
WHAT'S THAT, UM...
502
00:22:20,952 --> 00:22:23,085
WHAT DO THEY CALL IT
IN THE MILITARY?
503
00:22:23,085 --> 00:22:24,286
UH...
(snaps fingers)
504
00:22:24,286 --> 00:22:26,019
AN EXIT STRATEGY.
505
00:22:26,019 --> 00:22:28,985
YOU GOT AN EXIT STRATEGY
FROM THIS AFFAIR WITH THE COP?
506
00:22:28,985 --> 00:22:31,386
NO.
YEAH. THERE YOU HAVE IT.
507
00:22:31,386 --> 00:22:34,152
HAVE WHAT?
THE REASON YOUR TELESCOPE
WORKS WITH JOCE
508
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:36,052
AND DOESN'T WORK
WITH THE COP.
509
00:22:36,052 --> 00:22:37,519
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
510
00:22:37,519 --> 00:22:39,386
THIS IS THE KIND OF
TOUCHY-FEELY STUFF
511
00:22:39,386 --> 00:22:41,686
THAT MENTAL MEN
LIKE YOU ADORE.
OKAY.
512
00:22:41,686 --> 00:22:43,085
OKAY.
513
00:22:43,085 --> 00:22:45,286
WITH YOU AND LIZ...
514
00:22:45,286 --> 00:22:47,319
SOMETHING IMPORTANT
IS HAPPENING.
515
00:22:47,319 --> 00:22:49,085
YOU'RE GETTING TO KNOW
EACH OTHER.
516
00:22:49,085 --> 00:22:51,386
IT'S SOMETHING REAL.
517
00:22:51,386 --> 00:22:52,753
IF YOU DON'T HAVE
AN EXIT STRATEGY,
518
00:22:52,753 --> 00:22:54,586
THEN IT'S NOT AN AFFAIR,
519
00:22:54,586 --> 00:22:57,586
AND IF IT'S NOT AN AFFAIR,
YOUR COCK IS IN OVER ITS HEAD.
520
00:22:57,586 --> 00:22:59,753
SO IT'S RUNNING FOR COVER.
521
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:01,152
LIKE A SCOLDED DOG.
522
00:23:01,152 --> 00:23:02,686
YOU GOTTA REMEMBER, SON,
523
00:23:02,686 --> 00:23:04,219
YOUR COCK IS EINSTEIN.
524
00:23:04,219 --> 00:23:06,085
YOU'RE JUST THE CHALKBOARD.
525
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,252
(chuckles)
526
00:23:21,319 --> 00:23:23,286
AH.
527
00:23:23,286 --> 00:23:24,486
OH.
528
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:27,719
HEY. HEY.
529
00:23:27,719 --> 00:23:29,553
(laughs) HI, COUNSELOR.
530
00:23:29,553 --> 00:23:31,052
WHAT'S GOING ON?
531
00:23:31,052 --> 00:23:33,152
ABIGAIL TOLD ME
YOU WERE HERE.
532
00:23:33,152 --> 00:23:34,586
OH.
533
00:23:34,586 --> 00:23:36,452
THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
534
00:23:36,452 --> 00:23:38,119
YEAH?
535
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,319
IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME
THAT I COULDN'T...
536
00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:42,452
PERFORM WITH YOU.
537
00:23:42,452 --> 00:23:44,186
(laughs)
538
00:23:44,186 --> 00:23:46,186
IT'S LIKE, IF I DIDN'T BOWL
300 EVERY TIME,
539
00:23:46,186 --> 00:23:48,186
YOU'D FIND ANOTHER ALLEY,
OR SOMETHING.
540
00:23:48,186 --> 00:23:50,619
MICHAEL... (laughs)
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
541
00:23:50,619 --> 00:23:52,152
(laughs)
542
00:23:52,152 --> 00:23:53,452
WHAT IS IT LIKE?
543
00:23:53,452 --> 00:23:55,119
I DON'T KNOW.
WE'RE JUST...
544
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:56,553
JUST YOU AND ME.
545
00:23:56,553 --> 00:23:58,186
THAT'S ALL.
546
00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:00,186
OUR BODIES ARE JUST SOMETHING
TO SLIP IN TO
547
00:24:00,186 --> 00:24:03,286
WHEN WE WANT TO TAKE
THE TOP DOWN AND DRIVE FAST.
548
00:24:03,286 --> 00:24:05,985
SO YOU'RE NOT DISAPPOINTED?
549
00:24:05,985 --> 00:24:07,186
ARE YOU KIDDING?
550
00:24:07,186 --> 00:24:08,519
THE WAY WE'VE BEEN GOING,
551
00:24:08,519 --> 00:24:10,419
I'M SURPRISED
IT DIDN'T BREAK OFF.
552
00:24:10,419 --> 00:24:14,519
MAYBE JUST BOUGHT US
A LITTLE TIME.
553
00:24:14,519 --> 00:24:16,186
HEY.
554
00:24:17,286 --> 00:24:20,186
WHAT ARE YOU SO SCARED OF?
555
00:24:20,186 --> 00:24:21,919
THE SAME THING YOU ARE.
556
00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,286
US.
557
00:24:23,286 --> 00:24:26,019
THEN LET'S TELL US
TO GO AWAY,
558
00:24:26,019 --> 00:24:30,419
AND WE'LL JUST SPEND TIME
WITH YOU AND ME.
559
00:24:38,186 --> 00:24:40,653
MM.
560
00:24:41,952 --> 00:24:43,486
OOH. (laughs)
561
00:24:43,486 --> 00:24:45,252
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?
562
00:24:45,252 --> 00:24:48,085
(laughs)
563
00:24:49,686 --> 00:24:51,085
(moans)
564
00:24:51,085 --> 00:24:53,085
AH. I LOVE THE WAY
YOU KISS.
565
00:24:53,085 --> 00:24:55,452
MM. I SCORED BIG
IN THE MOUTH-TO-MOUTH
566
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:56,985
AT THE ACADEMY.
567
00:24:56,985 --> 00:24:58,219
(laughs)
568
00:24:59,985 --> 00:25:02,985
DID YOU EVER THINK THIS WAS
MORE THAN JUST AN AFFAIR?
569
00:25:02,985 --> 00:25:05,152
(chuckles)
I ALWAYS DID.
570
00:25:05,152 --> 00:25:07,085
WHAT IS IT?
571
00:25:07,085 --> 00:25:09,985
IT'S A GALAXY
FAR, FAR AWAY--
572
00:25:09,985 --> 00:25:11,686
OH, GOD. (laughs)
573
00:25:11,686 --> 00:25:13,386
DO THEY HAVE
ERECTIONS THERE?
574
00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:14,919
OH, BIG ONES.
575
00:25:14,919 --> 00:25:16,286
YEAH.
576
00:25:16,286 --> 00:25:18,352
AS LONG
AS WE'RE BEING HONEST...
577
00:25:18,352 --> 00:25:20,085
YEAH.
578
00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:22,085
DON'T EVER USE
579
00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:25,119
A BOWLING ALLEY METAPHOR
AGAIN.
580
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,985
IT JUST CHEAPENS EVERYONE.
581
00:25:29,219 --> 00:25:30,952
(chuckles) OKAY?
582
00:25:30,952 --> 00:25:32,619
UH-HUH.
583
00:25:32,619 --> 00:25:34,019
MM-HMM.
584
00:25:34,019 --> 00:25:35,286
(gasps and laughs)
585
00:25:35,286 --> 00:25:37,186
OH.
586
00:25:37,186 --> 00:25:57,719
(both moaning)
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