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I don't know how Brother Kelvin does it.
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My nerves are in knots right now.
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I can handle it if you want me to.
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No.
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He gave the responsibility to me.
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It's my duty to achieve.
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Hiya.
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I'll be today's leader for
this ice cream and wiener party.
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Also... and this is also Taryn,
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- if you need anything.
- Hi.
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Where's Kelvin?
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Nothing bad has happened to him.
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He's not dead.
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He believes in me so much, he gave me
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this opportunity to prove myself.
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You know, this is good,
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because we've known Kelvin for years,
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but we haven't had the pleasure
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of getting to know you yet, Keefe.
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Keefe is a sick break dancer.
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Well, you've got their respect.
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That's the most important thing.
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Most important thing.
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Hey, Blondie!
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- It is you!
- Oh. Oh, no.
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I know you!
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Yeah, buddy. It's me, Clarence.
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I own the Adult
Emporium off the highway.
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You cleaned me out a
couple of days back...
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Bought every last butt
buzzer I had in stock.
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- I know.
- You should stop by next week.
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We just got some premium fuck dolls.
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Take care, buddy!
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It's not what you think.
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It's something we did with your kids.
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Why don't... Why don't we all enjoy
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some ice creams and wieners together?
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♪ Praise ♪
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♪ Praise ♪
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Thank you, sir.
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Good afternoon.
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Pleasure to be a part of this society.
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Who you plannin' to shoot?
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Ain't shootin' nobody.
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I'm practicing some potential moves
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from my swearing-in ceremony.
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Like choreography to music, or...
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No.
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This is a very serious organization.
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Cape and Pistol is the most elite
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of ministers and pastors.
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You know, my daddy
was a lot older than me
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when they finally swore him in.
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And yet here I am,
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my time to shine finally, motherfuckers.
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Nothing can stop me now.
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What the hell are you doing, dummy?
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Can anybody have any
damn privacy around here?
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Pontius, can you take
Makayla and go somewhere?
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Like where?
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You said we weren't allowed in my room.
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You could go outside, enjoy some nature.
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Nature sucks. Shit's boring.
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You know, you got a
really smart-ass mouth
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for a little boy who didn't get accepted
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into one single college.
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How come none of them mouth smarts
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are in your brain, dickhead?
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Look, if you want to be a
winner like your old man,
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who's being inducted into a
super exclusive organization,
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you're going to college.
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You can pick it or we will.
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I bet you the boys at the Citadel
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would split your ass
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like a pair of damn Chinese chopsticks.
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You can pay for classes.
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Don't mean I'll go.
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"Don't mean I'll go."
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This little Pete Davidson
act you got going on
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does not suit you.
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Tattoos and a dumb-ass
haircut, it's not original.
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You're not him.
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I'm not trying to be Pete Davidson.
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Well, good, because you're not.
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Fuck my parents. Let's go.
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I do not like his girlfriend.
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No, she definitely
seems like she's a bitch.
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Readin' about Hitler?
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No, asshole.
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John Adams.
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One of the pleasures of retirement is
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you don't have to work on
a sermon on Sunday morning.
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You seen my boys?
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They gonna be late for church.
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Even if it is a TV show church.
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They left a couple hours ago.
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Well, where'd they go?
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Getting ready for church.
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♪ Praise the Lord ♪
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♪ His righteousness at hand ♪
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♪ Holy war ♪
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♪ The battle has begun ♪
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♪ So praise the Lord ♪
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♪ His righteous love has come ♪
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I know it.
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Y'all are crazy!
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Yeah, you're right.
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The haircuts are good.
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But I don't love those suits.
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What's that material?
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It's silk, Mama.
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I don't like how shiny it is.
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It's supposed to be shiny.
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- I think.
- It is.
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That's considered good.
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Good for a lady's negligee.
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A little loud and proud
for me, but that's fine.
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Damn, Aunt May-May.
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You can't ever give it up.
Always talking that trash.
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I mean, their lives sure have
improved since coming here.
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Karl's presenting like a
straight up cunt-smasher now.
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- Oh...
- Ugh.
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Hi, everybody!
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Peter!
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You got no business here, Peter.
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I come in peace.
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I'm here to apologize to my sons,
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and that's it.
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All right, I'll make this quick.
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Boys, I'm sorry.
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I apologize. I was wrong.
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I accused you of bein' betrayers,
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and now I know that it wasn't you.
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Who was it, Pa?
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Lucas.
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- Fat-ass Lucas.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I believe it.
- Hmm.
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And now I'd like you to
come back home with me.
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We got a brand-new place.
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It's a beautiful old farm.
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Like, real nice.
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Tons of birds.
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They ain't going nowhere with you.
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You go home to your tons of birds!
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I think the boys can
speak for themselves.
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Well?
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Papa...
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we got a good thing going here.
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The Gemstones have been like family.
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Because they gave you
some fancy haircuts, hmm?
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Some new clothes?
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You think you look
like... Like slick boys?
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You look silly.
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You look plain ridiculous!
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We ain't going, Pa.
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Please leave.
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Yeah, read the room, dude.
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You're gonna read the back of my hand,
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you sass me again, Judy!
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You're gonna get your ass shot
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if you don't get the fuck out of here.
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Oh, who's gonna shoot me?
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I am.
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I was about to say
the same fuckin' thing.
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Beat us to the draw.
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Y'all Gemstones are the rednecks.
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Look at you.
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Fine.
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Old Gabriel is gonna blow his horn,
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and when he does, a reckoning will come.
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I think he might be blowing that horn
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a little sooner than you think!
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Honk!
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Happened so fast,
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I didn't have time to shoot him.
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Why'd he honk my nose?
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I assume he identified you
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as the weakest person at this table.
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When did you guys get guns?
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"Keefe is creepy.
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I'm not comfortable
with him around kids"?
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I told you, it's no good.
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This... this is bonkers.
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What the fudge, Keefe?
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You had one job.
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It's your only responsibility.
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What happened?
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I... I bumped into that fella
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that I bought all the
bullets and the dildos
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and the butt buzzers and
the plugs and stuff from
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at the porno store,
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and he outed me in front of the parents.
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Did you explain that
you bought all this stuff
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on church business?
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I tried, but I just couldn't seem
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to articulate how buying
bunches of sex toys
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was in the best interest of the church.
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Keefe! Okay.
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If you are not capable of running
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Parents and Teens United,
are you really qualified
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to be my assistant youth pastor?
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No.
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Hmm?
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Yes.
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This is not good, Keefe.
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Speak of this no more.
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This kind of talk makes my A-hole burn.
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I hate to think I'm responsible
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for your A-hole burning, brother.
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♪ It's like a sense of stability ♪
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Learn to paint while
you drink fine wines?
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You always know about
the coolest activities, Lollipop.
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Well, Beej, your wife
is one of the cools.
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So cool.
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Do you like my painting?
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Whoa. Is that your caca?
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He's my childhood pet, Rags.
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Is Rags an explosive
diarrhea that you named?
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He was my dog.
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Well, I never got the
pleasure to meet Rags,
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so that's probably why
I don't recognize him.
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It's just my gyno's office.
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They're just, like, texting me
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about a routine holes-and-folds checkup.
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_
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Another one?
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They sent it twice.
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Robots. Uhh.
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So annoying. Don't send it twice.
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I already got the appointment.
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Ew, somebody sent me a dick pic.
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I better text this guy back,
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let him know he's got
the wrong recipient.
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No, BJ!
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Just block it.
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Yeah, but some lucky gal's missin' out
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on that glorious cock shot.
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BJ, that's a perv! Okay?
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That's like a old-school
dude in a raincoat
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tryin' to flash people
to get his rocks off.
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Okay. There, it's blocked.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Jeez Louise.
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What was that all about?
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I'm just trying to do
a paint and sip class!
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You know what I mean?
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It was just, like,
constant medical texts.
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How can somebody have a
good time with their husband?
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Let's paint and sip.
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The cape shall embrace you
like the arms of Jesus Christ.
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You wear it in celebration of his love.
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The pistol gives the power to take life.
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The Lord gave us free
will to do what we choose.
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Thusly, it is a righteous
man who wears the pistol,
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yet does no evil.
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Jesse Gemstone, under the eyes of God,
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you are hereby inducted into
the Cape and Pistol Society.
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Congrats, Jesse.
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A made man.
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That's right, finally a part
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of the Cape and motherfucking Pistol.
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Jesse, we don't talk like
that in Cape and Pistol.
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Oh, y'all don't do cuss words?
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No.
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My bad.
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Thanks for keepin' me in
the dark on that one, Daddy.
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Anyway, it was a long ride,
268
00:13:29,065 --> 00:13:31,732
but I knew eventually I
would make it to the top.
269
00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:33,617
Course you knew.
270
00:13:33,618 --> 00:13:36,445
Isn't that some kind of a
given for somebody like you?
271
00:13:36,446 --> 00:13:37,822
I'm sorry. How so?
272
00:13:37,823 --> 00:13:40,367
Well, maybe because
you're Eli Gemstone's son.
273
00:13:40,499 --> 00:13:42,250
Maybe that's got
something to do with it.
274
00:13:42,251 --> 00:13:43,251
Nuh-uh.
275
00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:44,928
I earned this on my own merits.
276
00:13:44,996 --> 00:13:46,164
I run one of the largest churches
277
00:13:46,165 --> 00:13:47,500
in the entire country, okay?
278
00:13:47,501 --> 00:13:48,749
So stop trippin', buddy.
279
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:49,874
Tell him, Daddy.
280
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:50,876
Of course you earned it.
281
00:13:50,877 --> 00:13:53,128
Just settle down, Jesse.
282
00:13:53,129 --> 00:13:55,465
Oh, Dr. Gemstone's running defense.
283
00:13:55,466 --> 00:13:56,884
I love it.
284
00:13:56,932 --> 00:13:59,184
Just making an observation.
285
00:13:59,211 --> 00:14:00,796
Whoo-whee, sucker!
286
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,847
Don't you "whoo-whee, sucker" me.
287
00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:04,599
I observe that you have appeared
288
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,184
to have gotten some
sort of ass whuppin'.
289
00:14:06,185 --> 00:14:07,687
That's correct.
290
00:14:07,855 --> 00:14:09,523
Didn't rob me or nothin'.
291
00:14:09,654 --> 00:14:11,030
Just beat me.
292
00:14:11,106 --> 00:14:12,816
And the cops don't know who did it?
293
00:14:12,857 --> 00:14:14,359
No, they don't.
294
00:14:14,483 --> 00:14:15,484
I just thank the Lord
295
00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:17,737
that my sister and
brother weren't around.
296
00:14:17,821 --> 00:14:19,530
I imagine it was just somebody
297
00:14:19,531 --> 00:14:21,866
who was trying to teach
you a lesson in particular.
298
00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:23,242
You know, maybe somebody you crossed
299
00:14:23,243 --> 00:14:24,660
or were very rude to or something.
300
00:14:24,661 --> 00:14:26,745
- I don't know.
- Well, I'm not so sure.
301
00:14:26,746 --> 00:14:27,746
I am.
302
00:14:27,747 --> 00:14:28,957
I'm sure.
303
00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:32,742
Mmm, this brie is the fucking tits.
304
00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:34,461
Excuse me!
305
00:14:34,462 --> 00:14:36,464
You're not supposed to
cuss in Cape and Pistol.
306
00:14:36,465 --> 00:14:37,756
Yeah, no fucking duh, dude.
307
00:14:37,757 --> 00:14:39,259
My daddy already told me.
308
00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:40,679
It's a tenet,
309
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,724
a level of respect we show each other.
310
00:14:42,725 --> 00:14:44,352
Show some respect, Jesse.
311
00:14:44,392 --> 00:14:46,686
Profanity in the chambers.
312
00:14:46,989 --> 00:14:49,018
A white slap shall be issued.
313
00:14:49,019 --> 00:14:50,020
A white slap?
314
00:14:50,021 --> 00:14:51,395
What the fuck is that?
315
00:15:44,357 --> 00:15:46,359
Hey! Jesse Gemstone!
316
00:15:46,576 --> 00:15:48,161
Jesse! Look here!
317
00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:49,834
Look.
318
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,163
Come on now.
319
00:15:51,164 --> 00:15:52,457
What the fuck are you doing?
320
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:53,835
Hey, what you think?
321
00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:55,418
I... I made it in!
322
00:15:57,170 --> 00:15:59,547
I heard you was being sworn in today.
323
00:16:01,089 --> 00:16:02,174
Well, come on now.
324
00:16:02,175 --> 00:16:03,384
Let me in. Hook me up.
325
00:16:03,385 --> 00:16:04,511
This is a secret society.
326
00:16:04,512 --> 00:16:05,511
You can't just roll up in.
327
00:16:05,512 --> 00:16:07,825
It ain't too secret if I heard about it.
328
00:16:07,972 --> 00:16:09,349
Look here now.
329
00:16:09,439 --> 00:16:11,358
If you ain't gonna make "Bible Bonkers,"
330
00:16:11,449 --> 00:16:13,910
maybe some of these other
influential Christians will.
331
00:16:13,911 --> 00:16:15,079
None of the men of Cape and Pistol
332
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,439
are gonna give a fuck
about "Bible Bonkers," okay?
333
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:20,902
Boy, I watched you become a man,
334
00:16:20,903 --> 00:16:22,945
but don't think I won't
bend you over my knee
335
00:16:22,946 --> 00:16:25,198
and turn that fat ass red now.
336
00:16:25,199 --> 00:16:30,496
Ooh, I'd love to see you
turn this big fat ass red.
337
00:16:30,695 --> 00:16:32,286
I'll give you 20 bucks. Try it.
338
00:16:32,287 --> 00:16:33,831
- See what happens.
- I don't need $20 to kick your ass.
339
00:16:33,832 --> 00:16:34,999
See what happens, motherfucker.
340
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,458
Let's go. Yeah, I'll
show you right here.
341
00:16:36,459 --> 00:16:38,128
What you gonna do, you fucking old man?
342
00:16:38,191 --> 00:16:40,193
Get the fuck off of there.
343
00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:42,423
- Get that fuckin'...
- Go on back inside
344
00:16:42,424 --> 00:16:45,114
your little fucking
Mickey Mouse Club then.
345
00:16:45,677 --> 00:16:47,387
Goddamn Harry Potter wannabes.
346
00:16:47,388 --> 00:16:48,512
No, we're not.
347
00:16:48,513 --> 00:16:50,265
You know what?
348
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:52,960
You so hell bent on running this church
349
00:16:52,961 --> 00:16:54,755
the way your daddy did.
350
00:16:54,936 --> 00:16:57,105
Only problem is, Jesse Gemstone,
351
00:16:57,106 --> 00:16:59,012
you ain't your fuckin' Daddy.
352
00:16:59,013 --> 00:17:01,484
What did my Daddy have that
made him so fucking special?
353
00:17:01,485 --> 00:17:02,582
Well, for starters,
354
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:05,280
he had a star by his side, your mama.
355
00:17:05,361 --> 00:17:06,863
But you ain't got that.
356
00:17:06,864 --> 00:17:07,866
What you got?
357
00:17:07,867 --> 00:17:11,160
You got you and two not-really-stars.
358
00:17:11,161 --> 00:17:13,079
Actually, that is kind of the reality.
359
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,413
Ain't no "kind of" about it, Jesse.
360
00:17:14,414 --> 00:17:16,833
Now, you want to capture the magic,
361
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:18,920
you need your mama,
362
00:17:19,051 --> 00:17:20,510
and I can give her to you now.
363
00:17:20,511 --> 00:17:21,544
What are you gonna do?
364
00:17:21,545 --> 00:17:22,545
Dress up like her?
365
00:17:22,546 --> 00:17:25,599
Ain't nobody gonna put
on no female clothes.
366
00:17:25,661 --> 00:17:28,581
I'm talking about resurrection.
367
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,698
Bringing her back to life.
368
00:17:30,972 --> 00:17:32,014
Uncle Baby Billy, I don't know
369
00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:34,309
what the fuck you're smoking,
but I ain't buying it.
370
00:17:34,351 --> 00:17:36,186
No one in our family trusts you.
371
00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:38,063
I ain't about to start.
372
00:17:38,146 --> 00:17:39,314
Thanks for coming by and giving me
373
00:17:39,315 --> 00:17:41,935
congratulations on my inductsmans.
374
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,444
Resurrection, boy.
375
00:17:44,445 --> 00:17:47,615
From the ashes in
fulfillment of the scriptures.
376
00:17:47,616 --> 00:17:49,031
Put her back on that stage.
377
00:17:49,032 --> 00:17:50,784
Restore the Kingdom.
378
00:17:50,874 --> 00:17:54,127
Come see me when you're
ready to believe in miracles!
379
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,290
What the hell was that?
380
00:18:13,963 --> 00:18:15,641
You got pocket gophers.
381
00:18:15,642 --> 00:18:17,977
We're just doing a little
pest control for you.
382
00:18:18,143 --> 00:18:19,728
Sounded like a bomb went off.
383
00:18:19,729 --> 00:18:21,523
We made a little homemade explosive
384
00:18:21,524 --> 00:18:23,857
with some fertilizer, some gas.
385
00:18:24,118 --> 00:18:26,443
One more, we'll have cleared
out the whole den for you.
386
00:18:26,444 --> 00:18:27,737
You know we've got grounds crew
387
00:18:27,738 --> 00:18:29,069
for that kind of stuff.
388
00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:30,572
Oh, we know.
389
00:18:30,573 --> 00:18:34,202
But truthfully, they ain't
half as good as we are.
390
00:18:34,203 --> 00:18:35,577
Plus, we just want to show you
391
00:18:35,578 --> 00:18:37,122
we appreciate all you done for us.
392
00:18:37,123 --> 00:18:38,791
I appreciate that thought,
393
00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:41,083
and I'm real proud of the way
you stood up to your Daddy.
394
00:18:41,084 --> 00:18:42,752
I know it wasn't easy.
395
00:18:43,954 --> 00:18:45,818
We're happy you all are here.
396
00:18:49,225 --> 00:18:50,435
Here goes.
397
00:18:55,339 --> 00:18:56,598
You got scared.
398
00:18:56,599 --> 00:18:58,677
No, I didn't.
399
00:18:58,984 --> 00:19:00,444
You see any gophers?
400
00:19:01,153 --> 00:19:02,738
Not no more.
401
00:19:03,763 --> 00:19:06,641
Parents of teens, good to see y'all.
402
00:19:06,642 --> 00:19:08,235
Wow, all right.
403
00:19:08,236 --> 00:19:09,988
Whoo! This is a good turnout.
404
00:19:09,989 --> 00:19:12,114
Very cool, very cool.
405
00:19:12,115 --> 00:19:14,492
So I just wanted to address
406
00:19:14,493 --> 00:19:17,638
some of the letters
I've received in the SBC.
407
00:19:19,472 --> 00:19:22,098
That is suggestion box comments.
408
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,292
Well, the issue is simple.
409
00:19:23,293 --> 00:19:25,462
We do not feel safe with
the assistant youth pastor.
410
00:19:25,463 --> 00:19:27,048
We heard he's a devil worshipper.
411
00:19:27,049 --> 00:19:28,630
See, that's false, all right?
412
00:19:28,631 --> 00:19:30,008
Fake news.
413
00:19:30,009 --> 00:19:32,887
No, Keefe is an ex-Satan worshipper.
414
00:19:32,888 --> 00:19:34,636
I don't judge people's past.
415
00:19:34,637 --> 00:19:37,966
I used to sell fireworks
on the side of the road.
416
00:19:38,266 --> 00:19:40,726
But I don't want him
influencing our children.
417
00:19:40,727 --> 00:19:42,802
You don't have to worry
about Keefe around children.
418
00:19:42,804 --> 00:19:44,097
All right? I vouch for him.
419
00:19:44,098 --> 00:19:45,849
He is one of my closest
personal friends.
420
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:48,102
He is my dude.
421
00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:50,444
With all the rumors swirling about you,
422
00:19:50,445 --> 00:19:52,654
can't you see how
strange this all looks?
423
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:56,325
There's rumors swirling about me?
424
00:19:56,326 --> 00:19:58,535
Remove him, or we remove our kids.
425
00:20:00,205 --> 00:20:01,623
Okay.
426
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:05,638
Thank you for your feedback.
427
00:20:06,082 --> 00:20:08,011
Enjoy your Woks on Water.
428
00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:15,220
Well, I was hoping Thomas
would be here today.
429
00:20:15,221 --> 00:20:16,679
He's my usual partner.
430
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,640
Someone slashed all his tires.
431
00:20:18,641 --> 00:20:19,975
He can't make it.
432
00:20:19,976 --> 00:20:21,350
Well, that's disturbing.
433
00:20:21,351 --> 00:20:23,560
We need to find you a new partner.
434
00:20:23,694 --> 00:20:24,903
I'll play.
435
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:31,997
BJ, right?
436
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,530
Didn't recognize you.
437
00:20:33,531 --> 00:20:35,364
You're always in a suit at church.
438
00:20:35,365 --> 00:20:37,617
Well, don't let the
Versace couture fool you.
439
00:20:37,618 --> 00:20:39,161
It's still me.
440
00:20:39,162 --> 00:20:40,895
Ah! What the hell?
441
00:20:40,896 --> 00:20:42,607
So you go to Salvation Center?
442
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:43,974
I do. I do.
443
00:20:43,975 --> 00:20:45,143
I'm Stephen.
444
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,416
I actually work with your lady.
445
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:47,810
Oh, nice.
446
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,211
She's a lot of fun, right?
447
00:20:49,212 --> 00:20:50,922
Mm...
448
00:20:50,923 --> 00:20:52,131
is she ever.
449
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:54,550
Should we rock out?
450
00:20:54,551 --> 00:20:56,052
Yeah, let's rock out.
451
00:20:56,094 --> 00:20:58,680
Although I think pickleball
is a little bit more like jazz.
452
00:21:00,557 --> 00:21:02,559
Oh, yeah. Feels good.
453
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,521
Get the blood flowing again.
454
00:21:04,643 --> 00:21:06,395
Lately it's all been rushing to my cock.
455
00:21:06,396 --> 00:21:07,689
Oh, for real?
456
00:21:07,690 --> 00:21:08,950
Yeah, bro.
457
00:21:08,951 --> 00:21:10,567
I've been hooking up with this chick.
458
00:21:10,568 --> 00:21:11,731
So hot.
459
00:21:11,732 --> 00:21:13,276
Horniest gal I've ever met.
460
00:21:13,277 --> 00:21:15,571
You should see how wet her pussy gets.
461
00:21:15,572 --> 00:21:20,285
I touch her, and it's just
instantly fucking dripping.
462
00:21:22,751 --> 00:21:24,288
Fucking full-on rain puddles.
463
00:21:24,289 --> 00:21:25,498
Mm.
464
00:21:25,598 --> 00:21:29,060
Well, thanks for filling in.
465
00:21:29,126 --> 00:21:30,586
Oh, I'm filling in, all right.
466
00:21:30,587 --> 00:21:32,255
I just meant that my
usual teammate, Thomas,
467
00:21:32,256 --> 00:21:33,380
isn't here today.
468
00:21:33,381 --> 00:21:34,632
I'm talking about how hopefully
469
00:21:34,633 --> 00:21:36,425
I'll be filling in this chick's pussy.
470
00:21:36,426 --> 00:21:38,678
I dry humped her till I came.
471
00:21:38,769 --> 00:21:42,814
Had the fucking map of Hawaiian
islands all down my slacks.
472
00:21:42,815 --> 00:21:44,099
Time out, you guys.
473
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,435
Time out.
474
00:21:46,351 --> 00:21:47,686
Stephen, I have to say
475
00:21:47,687 --> 00:21:49,439
I find what you're saying offensive.
476
00:21:49,563 --> 00:21:50,881
Oh, do you?
477
00:21:50,882 --> 00:21:52,654
I don't really enjoy poon-tang talk
478
00:21:52,655 --> 00:21:53,692
with other fellas.
479
00:21:53,693 --> 00:21:55,264
I know it's seen as locker room chat,
480
00:21:55,265 --> 00:21:57,592
but I find it to be disrespectful.
481
00:22:02,413 --> 00:22:05,662
You're a weak little fag, ain't you?
482
00:22:05,746 --> 00:22:07,790
No, I'm a straight cis male,
483
00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:09,376
but I don't believe that queer people
484
00:22:09,377 --> 00:22:11,639
should be referenced
that way, regardless.
485
00:22:14,173 --> 00:22:15,883
You fellas gonna play pickleball
486
00:22:15,884 --> 00:22:17,925
or keep flapping them gums?
487
00:22:21,030 --> 00:22:22,698
Ahh!
488
00:22:26,896 --> 00:22:28,814
I love her, you dick!
489
00:22:33,331 --> 00:22:34,707
Henry!
490
00:22:35,485 --> 00:22:37,362
Oh, my God, you're bleeding so much!
491
00:22:37,363 --> 00:22:39,073
Is he on blood thinners?
492
00:22:45,870 --> 00:22:48,539
They say Jesus struggled
with the crosswords.
493
00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:50,417
He always got stuck at 2 across.
494
00:22:54,964 --> 00:22:56,677
You're going to hell, Eli.
495
00:22:56,787 --> 00:22:57,794
Maybe not today.
496
00:22:57,795 --> 00:22:59,717
It's too nice out.
497
00:22:59,718 --> 00:23:01,845
Yeah, it is pretty here in the garden.
498
00:23:02,896 --> 00:23:05,155
I can see why Aimee-Leigh liked it.
499
00:23:05,157 --> 00:23:08,631
It's not always a bad thing
to treat yourself nice, is it?
500
00:23:08,943 --> 00:23:11,446
Yeah, I could never live like you do,
501
00:23:11,521 --> 00:23:13,440
all the things you have.
502
00:23:15,365 --> 00:23:17,534
I was never jealous of your riches.
503
00:23:19,571 --> 00:23:22,240
But I am jealous that
your kids still love you.
504
00:23:23,410 --> 00:23:25,579
That's more than I can say about my own.
505
00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:28,833
Don't mistake love for dependency.
506
00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:32,709
I feel like one of them old
dogs with swollen nipples
507
00:23:32,710 --> 00:23:35,546
you see on a ranch searching for shade.
508
00:23:35,712 --> 00:23:37,255
You look like one too.
509
00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:41,434
Still, you know, it's been three years
510
00:23:41,435 --> 00:23:44,136
since those boys played
their instruments for me.
511
00:23:44,137 --> 00:23:47,140
They refuse to because
they know it gives me joy.
512
00:23:47,141 --> 00:23:49,143
That's how much they hate me.
513
00:23:49,267 --> 00:23:51,459
They don't hate you, May-May.
514
00:23:51,977 --> 00:23:55,147
You're just hard to love sometimes.
515
00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:58,850
I gave 'em everything I could.
516
00:23:59,451 --> 00:24:01,745
Problem is, I never had a damn thing.
517
00:24:08,244 --> 00:24:10,746
Today we are here to
discuss when people think
518
00:24:10,755 --> 00:24:13,892
people might be molesting people.
519
00:24:14,178 --> 00:24:15,763
Keefe's gotta go, Kelvin.
520
00:24:15,764 --> 00:24:17,180
What?
521
00:24:17,675 --> 00:24:19,343
Okay.
522
00:24:19,471 --> 00:24:21,223
Okay, I can't even
believe what I'm hearing.
523
00:24:21,340 --> 00:24:22,493
Fire Keefe?
524
00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,636
He just can't be assistant
youth pastor anymore.
525
00:24:24,757 --> 00:24:26,592
Martin thinks there
might be a place for him
526
00:24:26,596 --> 00:24:27,861
in Immigrant Outreach.
527
00:24:27,862 --> 00:24:31,240
Okay, I like working with Keefe closely.
528
00:24:31,241 --> 00:24:32,700
Okay.
529
00:24:33,183 --> 00:24:34,435
He'll be so crushed.
530
00:24:34,436 --> 00:24:35,562
Well, why don't you think about
531
00:24:35,563 --> 00:24:37,107
your own family's feelings for once
532
00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:38,485
instead of Keefe's, okay?
533
00:24:38,486 --> 00:24:40,442
Do you know what it feels like to be me?
534
00:24:40,443 --> 00:24:42,695
Who fucking makes
sacrifices right and left
535
00:24:42,696 --> 00:24:43,696
to run this shit?
536
00:24:43,697 --> 00:24:45,572
Why are you acting like
you're the only one doing stuff?
537
00:24:45,573 --> 00:24:46,866
We all do stuff!
538
00:24:46,867 --> 00:24:48,953
Okay, well, the stuff
that your friend is doing,
539
00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:51,412
the molesting or whatever
the fuck is going on there,
540
00:24:51,413 --> 00:24:53,248
that is not good for the church.
541
00:24:53,249 --> 00:24:56,336
Church leaders have gotta
think about optics, Kelvin.
542
00:24:56,459 --> 00:24:58,753
Okay? You need to suck it up, homey.
543
00:24:58,754 --> 00:25:00,634
Like you sucked it up on tour?
544
00:25:01,151 --> 00:25:03,257
How fucking dare you!
545
00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:05,242
You two.
546
00:25:05,425 --> 00:25:06,885
Both of you, enough!
547
00:25:06,886 --> 00:25:08,304
Fucker! I'm gonna kick you.
548
00:25:08,305 --> 00:25:10,603
Enough!
549
00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:12,599
No, Jesse. Nah, son.
550
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,642
I don't like that.
551
00:25:13,643 --> 00:25:14,811
I don't like you acting like Daddy.
552
00:25:14,812 --> 00:25:16,105
Well, I don't like
how you're both acting,
553
00:25:16,106 --> 00:25:17,479
like little immature babies.
554
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:18,648
Sit down.
555
00:25:19,731 --> 00:25:21,108
Sittin' down 'cause I want to.
556
00:25:21,109 --> 00:25:24,654
Well, this isn't fair, and
I think you all know that.
557
00:25:24,696 --> 00:25:27,157
Martin, you got anything to say?
558
00:25:27,158 --> 00:25:29,202
Life is not fair.
559
00:25:29,325 --> 00:25:33,496
And Keefe as assistant
youth pastor does not work.
560
00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:36,079
This is not the hill to die on, Kelvin.
561
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,373
I'm sorry.
562
00:25:39,818 --> 00:25:42,112
I'm just getting my coffee. I'm leaving.
563
00:25:42,463 --> 00:25:44,006
I vote no on everything else today.
564
00:25:44,007 --> 00:25:45,467
The next thing we were gonna vote for
565
00:25:45,468 --> 00:25:47,551
was funding the battered
women's shelter.
566
00:25:47,552 --> 00:25:49,470
It's a no!
567
00:25:51,096 --> 00:25:52,639
Ran into your coworker Stephen
568
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,017
at the pickleball court.
569
00:25:54,582 --> 00:25:56,125
- Pardon?
- Stephen?
570
00:25:56,126 --> 00:25:58,003
Spiky haired man from music?
571
00:25:58,229 --> 00:25:59,344
What's up with him?
572
00:25:59,345 --> 00:26:00,758
What'd he... what'd
he say? What'd he want?
573
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:02,858
We played as a team, but it was strange.
574
00:26:02,859 --> 00:26:04,861
He started doing graphic sex talk.
575
00:26:04,862 --> 00:26:06,594
I didn't really get on board.
576
00:26:06,595 --> 00:26:07,822
I kind of upset him.
577
00:26:07,823 --> 00:26:09,573
What kind of graphic sex talk?
578
00:26:09,574 --> 00:26:10,825
That's so weird.
579
00:26:10,826 --> 00:26:12,578
Explicit descriptions of sex acts
580
00:26:12,579 --> 00:26:15,707
he'd done with a woman,
how her vaginal secretions
581
00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:18,290
made full puddles on the ground,
582
00:26:18,291 --> 00:26:20,710
how she liked it when he
shot into his own trousers.
583
00:26:20,711 --> 00:26:22,629
It was kind of gross, to be honest.
584
00:26:22,630 --> 00:26:25,049
I said no thanks, and
he lashed out at me.
585
00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:27,049
The dude's a sicko, BJ.
586
00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:29,260
He's got major problems in his brain.
587
00:26:29,261 --> 00:26:30,262
That's why he got fired.
588
00:26:30,263 --> 00:26:31,470
Stephen got fired?
589
00:26:31,471 --> 00:26:32,597
- Mm-hmm.
- What for?
590
00:26:32,598 --> 00:26:35,475
I don't know, it was like a
Time's Up/Me Too type deal.
591
00:26:35,476 --> 00:26:37,935
That's why he was so prickly with me.
592
00:26:37,936 --> 00:26:40,204
He's upset he lost his job.
593
00:26:40,721 --> 00:26:42,098
I should call him.
594
00:26:42,099 --> 00:26:43,232
What? No!
595
00:26:43,233 --> 00:26:44,607
Don't you dare do that.
596
00:26:44,608 --> 00:26:45,734
Just leave it alone.
597
00:26:45,735 --> 00:26:48,655
Sometimes when men boast,
they're really just insecure.
598
00:26:48,656 --> 00:26:51,326
Stop trying to figure this dude out.
599
00:26:51,327 --> 00:26:53,204
You are a good guy.
600
00:26:53,205 --> 00:26:54,993
He is a very, very bad guy.
601
00:26:54,994 --> 00:26:56,074
That's it.
602
00:26:56,075 --> 00:26:58,077
I didn't know you felt so strongly.
603
00:26:58,873 --> 00:27:00,667
I don't.
604
00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:03,085
I feel like the opposite of strongly.
605
00:27:03,086 --> 00:27:05,295
Don't give a shit whether
the dude lives or dies.
606
00:27:05,296 --> 00:27:08,704
In fact, I lean toward
hoping he dies today.
607
00:27:09,049 --> 00:27:11,218
But also, I could care less.
608
00:27:21,733 --> 00:27:24,444
Well, well, well, look who it is.
609
00:27:24,445 --> 00:27:26,614
It's your favorite cousin, Jesse.
610
00:27:26,825 --> 00:27:28,771
Big, bad Jesse.
611
00:27:29,237 --> 00:27:31,072
You ready for a miracle?
612
00:27:40,933 --> 00:27:44,353
Nephew, prepare yourself.
613
00:27:53,471 --> 00:27:54,845
Here she comes.
614
00:27:54,846 --> 00:28:01,144
♪ Old country lane
still looks the same ♪
615
00:28:01,145 --> 00:28:07,276
♪ I long to lay down
and sleep in the meadow ♪
616
00:28:09,152 --> 00:28:15,283
♪ And listen to the wind
from the valley and bends ♪
617
00:28:15,284 --> 00:28:17,745
♪ A train whistle ♪
618
00:28:17,746 --> 00:28:22,459
♪ I hear you a-comin' ♪
619
00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:25,046
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
620
00:28:26,544 --> 00:28:30,590
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
621
00:28:31,212 --> 00:28:33,056
Hey buddy.
622
00:28:33,259 --> 00:28:34,844
What you working on?
623
00:28:34,893 --> 00:28:37,354
I'm fashioning pieces
of construction paper
624
00:28:37,355 --> 00:28:40,108
into crosses for the
Youth Group bulletin board.
625
00:28:40,349 --> 00:28:42,935
But they keep coming out like daggers.
626
00:28:42,936 --> 00:28:44,853
I'm sure it's fine, Keefe.
627
00:28:46,189 --> 00:28:48,316
Uh, look.
628
00:28:48,357 --> 00:28:51,290
I have to talk to you
about something, and it's...
629
00:28:52,327 --> 00:28:54,314
well, it's not easy to talk about.
630
00:28:54,989 --> 00:28:56,365
Sexual stuff?
631
00:28:56,366 --> 00:28:57,784
No.
632
00:28:59,493 --> 00:29:01,620
We're gonna move you out of Youth Group,
633
00:29:01,621 --> 00:29:02,706
but guess what.
634
00:29:02,707 --> 00:29:05,207
I got you a gig in Immigrant Outreach.
635
00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:07,711
You're finally gonna get
to use your Cantonese!
636
00:29:07,752 --> 00:29:09,439
Hung Ku!
637
00:29:09,795 --> 00:29:11,213
That means very cool.
638
00:29:11,214 --> 00:29:12,548
I looked it up.
639
00:29:13,234 --> 00:29:14,443
I understand.
640
00:29:15,726 --> 00:29:18,311
I'm sorry for the trouble
I brought upon you.
641
00:29:18,312 --> 00:29:19,605
You are no trouble.
642
00:29:19,606 --> 00:29:21,501
You saved me.
643
00:29:22,099 --> 00:29:23,934
And I will walk the righteous path
644
00:29:23,935 --> 00:29:25,729
from here on out because of you.
645
00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:27,022
It's time I take what I've learned
646
00:29:27,023 --> 00:29:29,189
and put it to good use.
647
00:29:30,317 --> 00:29:32,110
Alone, by myself.
648
00:29:32,317 --> 00:29:34,486
No, Keefe, we're just
shifting your position.
649
00:29:34,487 --> 00:29:38,366
I need to give you space so
that the air can be cleared.
650
00:29:38,367 --> 00:29:40,577
I don't want space.
651
00:29:40,702 --> 00:29:42,328
I'll move out.
652
00:29:42,329 --> 00:29:44,122
This is a big decision.
653
00:29:44,123 --> 00:29:45,666
Take your time.
654
00:29:45,667 --> 00:29:48,083
You should... You should pray on it.
655
00:29:48,084 --> 00:29:49,461
I'll be out tomorrow.
656
00:29:51,152 --> 00:29:56,342
You Gemstones are stars,
destined to burn bright.
657
00:29:57,762 --> 00:29:59,681
Best I step aside.
658
00:30:06,385 --> 00:30:07,720
Keefe.
659
00:30:20,231 --> 00:30:21,936
Hey, sexy!
660
00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:30,042
So you're stalking my husband now?
661
00:30:30,050 --> 00:30:31,468
I told you I wouldn't give up.
662
00:30:31,469 --> 00:30:34,838
Hey, Stephen, you gave it
the college try, all right?
663
00:30:34,839 --> 00:30:36,466
But my decision stands.
664
00:30:36,467 --> 00:30:39,178
This is never gonna happen.
665
00:30:39,179 --> 00:30:41,515
It's a mistake I never,
ever should have made.
666
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,880
I love BJ.
667
00:30:42,881 --> 00:30:44,515
I hate Kristy.
668
00:30:44,516 --> 00:30:45,809
I wish I could chop her fucking head off
669
00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:46,934
while she's making omelets.
670
00:30:46,935 --> 00:30:48,478
- Okay, do it.
- I would.
671
00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:50,938
Whatever you do, I need
you to respect my wishes
672
00:30:50,939 --> 00:30:52,315
and stop harassing me.
673
00:30:52,316 --> 00:30:53,779
Harassing you?
674
00:30:54,326 --> 00:30:55,567
You want me, Judy.
675
00:30:55,568 --> 00:30:56,861
Nah, boy.
676
00:30:56,862 --> 00:30:59,573
If I wanted you, I would have you.
677
00:30:59,780 --> 00:31:01,490
I was just doing what I
thought you're supposed to do
678
00:31:01,491 --> 00:31:02,867
when you're a rock star.
679
00:31:02,868 --> 00:31:05,370
I thought, "Hey, man,
680
00:31:05,495 --> 00:31:07,497
"people want to fall in
love with me, suck my dick?
681
00:31:07,498 --> 00:31:09,131
So be it."
682
00:31:09,423 --> 00:31:11,842
It turns out I'm not Daniel Lee Rothson.
683
00:31:11,918 --> 00:31:14,003
I'm Judy Gemstone.
684
00:31:14,004 --> 00:31:17,607
I'm BJ Barnes's bitch and no one else's.
685
00:31:17,882 --> 00:31:19,825
You're not half the man that he is.
686
00:31:21,968 --> 00:31:24,045
It's funny you should mention him.
687
00:31:24,046 --> 00:31:26,348
Judy? What are you doing here?
688
00:31:27,893 --> 00:31:29,852
Called my old pickleball partner here
689
00:31:29,853 --> 00:31:31,561
to bury the hatchet.
690
00:31:31,897 --> 00:31:37,881
See, I can't stand
all this lying anymore.
691
00:31:38,235 --> 00:31:40,362
Exhausting to live that way.
692
00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:44,115
So...
693
00:31:46,576 --> 00:31:48,912
do you want to tell him the truth, Judy?
694
00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:51,915
Or do I have to?
695
00:32:01,357 --> 00:32:02,528
Hi, Mama.
696
00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:03,803
Uh-oh. What's goin' on?
697
00:32:03,804 --> 00:32:04,888
Who died?
698
00:32:05,109 --> 00:32:06,722
We just thought that we'd, uh...
699
00:32:06,723 --> 00:32:08,592
We'd play our music for you.
700
00:32:10,366 --> 00:32:12,394
We're gonna play "Sinner,
You'd Better Get Ready,"
701
00:32:12,395 --> 00:32:13,730
your favorite.
702
00:32:18,109 --> 00:32:19,902
Two, three, four.
703
00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:37,763
♪ Sinner, you'd better get ready ♪
704
00:32:37,764 --> 00:32:41,090
♪ Oh, you better get ready, Hallelujah ♪
705
00:32:41,091 --> 00:32:44,052
♪ Sinner, you'd better get ready ♪
706
00:32:44,053 --> 00:32:47,306
♪ Times are coming when
the sinner must die ♪
707
00:32:48,973 --> 00:32:52,545
♪ Oh, sinner man, you better pray ♪
708
00:32:52,546 --> 00:32:55,803
♪ Times are coming
when a sinner must die ♪
709
00:32:55,804 --> 00:32:59,224
♪ Get prepared for your judgment day ♪
710
00:32:59,225 --> 00:33:01,694
Oh, Pontius! What the fuck?
711
00:33:01,736 --> 00:33:03,112
Get the fuck out!
712
00:33:03,113 --> 00:33:04,959
Oh, my God.
713
00:33:05,281 --> 00:33:08,326
Put your fucking pants
on and come to my office.
714
00:33:08,327 --> 00:33:10,494
♪ Times are comin'
when the sinner must die ♪
715
00:33:10,495 --> 00:33:13,537
♪ About to be burned
in the flames of hell ♪
716
00:33:13,538 --> 00:33:16,583
♪ Times are comin'
when the sinner must die ♪
717
00:33:18,749 --> 00:33:20,796
We were horny, so we fucked.
718
00:33:20,797 --> 00:33:22,007
Big whoop.
719
00:33:22,008 --> 00:33:23,923
It is a big whoop, Pontius.
720
00:33:23,924 --> 00:33:25,843
You're my son.
I'm the head of the church.
721
00:33:25,844 --> 00:33:27,012
Co-head.
722
00:33:27,178 --> 00:33:28,262
All right, you know what?
723
00:33:28,263 --> 00:33:30,140
I was gonna be cool, but fuck that.
724
00:33:30,306 --> 00:33:31,557
The reason why Makayla is allowed
725
00:33:31,558 --> 00:33:34,352
to come to this house
is because we trust you.
726
00:33:34,443 --> 00:33:36,153
But if you're gonna sit
there and put jizm on her
727
00:33:36,154 --> 00:33:39,116
behind our backs, then you
can kiss that trust goodbye.
728
00:33:39,153 --> 00:33:42,901
Trust is a gift that
should be cherished.
729
00:33:42,902 --> 00:33:44,154
Life is tough.
730
00:33:44,236 --> 00:33:46,363
When you allow yourself
to trust another person,
731
00:33:46,364 --> 00:33:47,949
that takes some of the weight off.
732
00:33:47,991 --> 00:33:51,995
And that's why it stings extra
when that trust is betrayed.
733
00:33:51,996 --> 00:33:53,373
♪ Better say your goodbyes ♪
734
00:33:53,374 --> 00:33:56,999
♪ Times are coming
when the sinner must die ♪
735
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,294
People do not like having the rug
736
00:33:59,295 --> 00:34:00,897
pulled out from underneath them.
737
00:34:01,170 --> 00:34:02,338
Love can be lost.
738
00:34:02,339 --> 00:34:05,050
Relationships can be damaged forever.
739
00:34:05,051 --> 00:34:07,509
It can take years and years to mend
740
00:34:07,510 --> 00:34:09,795
all that wasted fucking time.
741
00:34:09,796 --> 00:34:12,181
Trust is the only
thing keeping the entire
742
00:34:12,182 --> 00:34:13,433
house of cards standing.
743
00:34:13,434 --> 00:34:15,727
Without it, we're left
with a shit-stained world
744
00:34:15,728 --> 00:34:17,185
full of liars and cheats.
745
00:34:17,186 --> 00:34:20,065
♪ Oh, you better get ready, Hallelujah ♪
746
00:34:20,066 --> 00:34:21,484
Somebody gifting you their trust
747
00:34:21,485 --> 00:34:24,942
is a very, very powerful thing.
748
00:34:24,943 --> 00:34:27,197
So breaking that trust is
the equivalent of saying,
749
00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:28,739
"Hey buddy, fuck you.
750
00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:30,950
I don't give a fuck
about what you think."
751
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,701
Is that what you want?
752
00:34:33,702 --> 00:34:35,663
Is that what you want to
portray to me and your mom?
753
00:34:35,664 --> 00:34:37,623
"Hey, Mom, hey, Dad, fuck you.
754
00:34:37,624 --> 00:34:40,085
I don't give a fuck
about what you think."
755
00:34:40,086 --> 00:34:41,710
Someone saying "fuck you" to family
756
00:34:41,711 --> 00:34:43,866
will not be tolerated in this house.
757
00:34:44,048 --> 00:34:46,593
As your father, have
I made myself clear?
758
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,635
Yeah.
759
00:34:48,718 --> 00:34:50,052
Whatever.
760
00:34:50,135 --> 00:34:57,059
♪ Sinner must die ♪
761
00:34:59,396 --> 00:35:00,772
We love you, Mama.
762
00:35:00,855 --> 00:35:02,232
That was for you, Mama.
763
00:35:06,741 --> 00:35:07,742
You proud, Pa?
764
00:35:07,891 --> 00:35:09,226
We do good?
765
00:35:09,227 --> 00:35:11,865
Five thousand pounds
of ammonium nitrate.
766
00:35:11,866 --> 00:35:15,909
Stick that up Uncle Sam's ass
and blow him straight to Mars.
767
00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:18,208
Yes.
768
00:35:19,614 --> 00:35:21,532
You did good, boys.
769
00:35:24,046 --> 00:35:25,673
Did real good.
770
00:35:28,987 --> 00:35:33,987
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