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The Redeemer,
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like the Lord our God above,
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shall destroy them with
a mighty destruction
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until they all be destroyed.
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Through God's teachings,
we can be the monster truck.
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We can smush the things that
the devil puts in our way.
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Boom.
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Now, can I get an amen?
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Amen!
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Whoo!
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Y'all know I don't like to cuss,
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but what in the hell is this horseshit
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I'm looking at right now?
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Ooh, Mama said the S-word.
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This has nothing to do with church.
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He's making us look like fools,
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talking about we can
be like a monster truck.
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I can't believe y'all let
him pull this Hot Wheels mess.
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A good turnout, at least.
A very profitable Friday night.
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Well, that's gotta count for something.
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We're putting butts in the seats.
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Money ain't everything, baby.
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What we gonna do,
start selling beer next?
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Get your ice cold beer here.
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Beer, beer, beer.
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Get your ice cold beer.
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Beer, beer, beer.
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You.
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You're nothing but a fool.
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Pretending on TV to
be all kind and caring,
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but I know the truth.
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May-May?
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Damn you to hell, Aimee-Leigh.
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Somebody help me!
She's trying to kill me!
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Help me!
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Help!
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Help me!
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She's trying to kill me!
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You think I'd just live with it,
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what you done to my family?
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Please, May-May, this ain't the way.
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Now it's your turn to feel...
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What the hell? I'm sorry!
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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
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We are the elite of
the evangelical world.
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Our capes embrace us like
the arms of Jesus Christ.
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We wear it in celebration of his love.
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The pistol gives the power to take life.
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The Lord gave us free
will to do as we choose.
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Thusly, it is a righteous man
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who wears the pistol yet does no evil.
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Under the eyes of God, we are the men
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of the Cape and Pistol Society.
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Hey, how you enjoying
your retirement there, Eli?
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Oh, he ain't retired.
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He's writing books.
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He's doing press.
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Admit it, Eli, you can't
stay out of the spotlight.
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No, no, no.
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You better believe I'm
gonna be fishing and sipping.
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Fishing and sipping.
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You scared your kids gonna blow it.
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Pretty much.
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Zion is a beautiful resort, sir.
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Yeah. Heaven on Earth.
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- Amen.
- Yeah.
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Take it in while you can.
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What's that?
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Really, Gregory?
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I had a fucking thing planned.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Jess.
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What's happening right now?
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Well, go on, Gregory, you
want to spill the damn beans,
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- speak out of turn, tell him.
- Really?
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Do it, damn it.
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You're fired, Walker.
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Take it like a man if you can.
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- Ooh!
- What are they talking about, Jesse?
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I've driven your daddy for years,
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and you know I would take a bullet.
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Well, I used to think that,
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until I started seeing
little tidbits about my family
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being published online.
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Little insights into
the transition of power.
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You got the wrong guy, Jesse.
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Behold. This was
published in "Christian Times."
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"After the Gemstone heirs
got the dismal poll numbers,
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Amber Gemstone made sugar cookies
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- to lighten the mood..."
- Mm.
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"Says an insider to the family."
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I ain't the only one you
told that story to, Jesse.
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It's a nice story.
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Sugar cookies ain't real, bitch.
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That's a detail I made
up to sniff out the rat.
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She made crescents, son.
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You're the only one
I told sugar cooks to,
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you fucking snitch.
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- Grab his ass.
- What?
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Come on, now. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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- What is happening?
- Here you go, here you go.
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Whack him, Jess. Come on.
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Keep an eye out, Levi.
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- Jesse, please.
- Come on, now. Get him.
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- Tally-ho.
- What?
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Hey, how you doing?
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We're just having fun,
just playing around.
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Damn it, Jesse, you brought
me all the way to Florida
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just to fire me?
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Yes, I did.
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When your family asks
how you broke your nose,
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tell them it was a
kite surfing accident.
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My nose ain't broken.
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Yeah, it is.
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Kite surfing's a lot
harder than it looks.
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How was your Judy On Top tour? Fun?
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Oh, you know, it's life on the road.
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Port to port, city to city,
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screaming fans.
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Oh.
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Mm, thank you.
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Hey, that was a cold fish kiss.
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Everything okay, Jude?
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Yeah, it's just, I've been
on a five-state tour, Beej.
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I'm tired.
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Cut me some friggin' slack.
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My gosh.
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Well, my famous wife.
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I always knew when I married you,
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I'd have to share you with the world.
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Okay, I gotta go.
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What? Already?
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Well, I have work duties, Beej.
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Me and my brothers run the church now.
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I love you so much.
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I love you too.
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So glad you're home.
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Oh, Keefe, this is gonna hurt.
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No doubt.
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We wiped out most of their stock.
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That shop's gonna have
nothing else to sell like this.
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Until they restock. And then what?
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And we'll return and buy it all again.
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Remember yourself, Taryn.
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No.
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No, she has a point.
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We're trying to shut
these deviants down,
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not give them an economic boost.
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But I'm still so impressed by you guys.
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This just shows me
how motivated y'all are
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to achieve the goals
of the Smut Busters.
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No smut, no lust, no coconuts.
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Come on, y'all.
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Part of being in the group is
doing the saying when we do it.
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I did not know what was happening.
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Through the power of Christ's love
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and Lasik surgery,
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we have restored sight to the blind
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or at least the nearsighted.
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These primitive people
can see Christ's world
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and read signs at night
much better because of us.
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Well, I'm not sure how many
of these primitive people
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are reading street signs
tonight in the rain forest.
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And that's not really the
main reason why we did it.
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I didn't say it was the main reason.
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Well, you are heavily
featuring it, so...
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Okay, boys, time to wrap it up.
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They're trying to get
back to me singing.
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We're accompanying the montage, Judy.
You're not the main part.
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Yeah, this isn't a solo tour, Judy.
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- No, it's not.
- We're doing our thing right now, thank you.
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- You're not the main reason.
- ♪ A new revelation ♪
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- ♪ Will set you free ♪
- ♪ Hallelujah for his light ♪
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♪ Illumination ♪
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♪ Soon you will see ♪
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Took care of your driver Walker.
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That bitch is history, Daddy.
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Lying sneak.
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Well, we're gonna need a new driver.
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Somebody we can trust this time.
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We'll get you one.
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Hopefully, maybe Judy
and Kelvin could help out,
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seeing as how I do every other
goddamn thing around here lately.
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Man, Jesse, shut the fuck up.
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- You ain't the boss of us.
- I'm the main decider.
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We're all deciders, Jesse, not just you.
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Oh, please, Kelvin.
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You and old slow eyes over there
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are off doing your damn pervert
protest to help with the church at all.
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The Smut Busters have already taken down
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16 porno shops on the
I-95 corridor alone.
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Well, I'm glad that truck drivers
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won't be able to buy dick pills anymore.
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- Bravo.
- Look, the point is that none of y'all but Jesse
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are doing anything important.
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You know, this has been a
really hard time for our family.
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Our son was injured,
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almost killed, in a work accident.
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- Mom, please don't.
- This has been very traumatic for us,
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and y'all don't even care.
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Gideon, your mom is
trying to Munchhausen you.
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Amber, you need to stop
trying to milk sympathy votes
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for your son being a crippled, okay?
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Jesse, get her ass in line.
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Maybe you need to stop
talking about Baron Munchausen.
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Can we please just eat in peace?
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Unfortunately, I have
some not-so-peaceful news.
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As you all know, since your
daddy has taken a step back,
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there has been a decline in
both attendance and donations.
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I have noticed that the seats high up
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have been empty more and more.
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And now I've been informed
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that one of our largest benefactors
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is departing.
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- Who?
- The race car driver, Dusty Daniels.
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Dusty Daniels?
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The Slick Bandit?
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- That guy's a living legend.
- He's, like, 100 years old.
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He's gonna be dead soon
anyway, so, oh, well.
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Our ministry was to
receive his entire estate,
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including branding,
corporation, even his name.
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Pfft. So what? We got names.
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- Don't need his.
- His name is currently estimated
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to be worth over $200 million.
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- Huh?
- Motherfucker.
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We were also set to inherit
Dusty's trademark slogan,
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"Whoo-whee, sucker!"
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Merchandising alone, over $30 million.
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Is this because of the
goddamn shitty poll numbers?
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Which shitty poll numbers, Jesse?
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The ones where 85% said you're
colder than a fucking ice cube
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shoved up a polar bear's asshole?
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I remember those same pollsters saying
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that your songs are when
most people in church
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go to take a shit.
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- Prove it, Jesse.
- I will.
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Maybe if y'all stopped
henpecking at one another
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and started trying to
fix what ain't working,
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you wouldn't be in this situation.
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You all need to go connect with him,
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win his confidence.
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If Dusty's not happy, I don't blame him.
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I will try to go and minister to him.
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We'll see if these guys will help.
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I'll do it, Daddy.
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- Bleh.
- Meh.
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- Meh-meh.
- Bleh.
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Unh.
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- Unh.
- Grow up.
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Ugh.
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- Yes.
- Whoo!
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Yes.
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Man, real talk, y'all, I
don't get this race car shit.
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Bunch of rednecks racing around,
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seeing who can go nowhere the fastest.
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Okay, well, now's not the
time to be PMS'ing, Judy.
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- Psh!
- She's been a real B-I-T-C-H
257
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since she got back from tour.
258
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Man, why is everybody
wondering about my tour,
259
00:11:50,663 --> 00:11:52,198
asking me what happened on tour?
260
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I sang fucking songs, okay? That's it.
261
00:11:54,906 --> 00:11:57,403
- End of story.
- Somebody's been acting mysterious.
262
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- Fuck off.
- What happened on tour?
263
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- Fuck off, nothing.
- Here he comes. Shh.
264
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,555
By the way, I'm on my
period, not PMS'ing.
265
00:12:02,566 --> 00:12:04,066
Guys, here he comes. Big smiles.
266
00:12:04,077 --> 00:12:05,343
- Okay.
- Cheers. Big cheers.
267
00:12:05,354 --> 00:12:06,468
- Okay. Whoo!
- Yes.
268
00:12:06,479 --> 00:12:09,616
- Yes!
- Oh, yes!
269
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,986
Yay!
270
00:12:12,986 --> 00:12:14,289
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
271
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:17,257
- Yes!
- Whoo-whee, sucker!
272
00:12:17,257 --> 00:12:19,914
The Slick Bandit looking
slicker than ever.
273
00:12:19,925 --> 00:12:21,884
God's fastest son on four wheels.
274
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Someone's fixing for a comeback.
275
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Waste of your time coming up here.
276
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Ain't nothing the three of you
can say gonna change my mind.
277
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Okay.
278
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Let me shoot you straight.
279
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Your church has changed.
280
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,625
See, when Eli was heading
things up, I was happy.
281
00:12:39,045 --> 00:12:42,081
Now that he ain't, I
don't like it so much.
282
00:12:42,081 --> 00:12:44,450
The thing is, we are
gonna make this right.
283
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- Yeah.
- Okay? We're young and up to the task, dude.
284
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See, that's the thing.
285
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,145
I don't trust young
people. I'm old-school.
286
00:12:50,156 --> 00:12:52,631
Well, you know, actually, we are not
as young as you think we are.
287
00:12:52,642 --> 00:12:55,311
I mean, Kelvin does Botox.
288
00:12:55,506 --> 00:12:56,729
- I don't do Botox.
- You do...
289
00:12:56,729 --> 00:12:58,297
- you do, too, do Botox.
- Never done Botox, so...
290
00:12:58,297 --> 00:12:59,798
Okay, then why is there an indention
291
00:12:59,798 --> 00:13:01,928
where your sunglasses
smushed your Botox forehead?
292
00:13:01,939 --> 00:13:03,140
- There isn't one.
- Yeah, there is.
293
00:13:03,169 --> 00:13:04,292
- No, there's not.
- Right here.
294
00:13:04,303 --> 00:13:06,458
Dusty, Jesse's got more
grays than you do, man.
295
00:13:06,469 --> 00:13:08,841
Dude is rocking a bad dye job.
296
00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:11,911
He didn't use to look
like a deformed Dracula.
297
00:13:11,911 --> 00:13:13,546
I do not look like a deformed Dracula.
298
00:13:13,546 --> 00:13:15,647
- Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
- I don't dye my hair.
299
00:13:15,647 --> 00:13:17,316
I just changed my shampoo
is all, you idiots.
300
00:13:17,316 --> 00:13:19,152
- See?
- Oh, really?
301
00:13:19,252 --> 00:13:20,665
Right there.
302
00:13:22,154 --> 00:13:25,337
When I used to watch your mama
and daddy, I felt the love.
303
00:13:25,348 --> 00:13:26,616
It was nice.
304
00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:29,261
I don't feel the love in
this current configuration.
305
00:13:29,261 --> 00:13:32,198
So I'm pulling up my stakes
and I'm making a change.
306
00:13:32,317 --> 00:13:33,866
We can... we love... we love each other.
307
00:13:33,866 --> 00:13:34,968
- I love 'em.
- We do.
308
00:13:34,968 --> 00:13:36,772
- We're in love with each other.
- We do.
309
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,138
Olive juice you.
310
00:13:40,484 --> 00:13:41,985
Whoo-whee, sucker!
311
00:13:42,449 --> 00:13:43,676
Oh, there he go.
312
00:13:55,786 --> 00:13:57,969
Jesus in Jerusalem.
313
00:13:57,980 --> 00:14:00,882
The fucking Simkins.
314
00:14:14,701 --> 00:14:15,903
Good to see you.
315
00:14:15,914 --> 00:14:17,232
Dusty, tell me you have not signed
316
00:14:17,243 --> 00:14:18,904
with these snake oil salesmen.
317
00:14:18,915 --> 00:14:20,750
Oh, take it easy, Jesse.
318
00:14:21,053 --> 00:14:23,691
We don't want no ill
will with the Gemstones.
319
00:14:23,702 --> 00:14:26,006
Dusty and our family go way back.
320
00:14:26,017 --> 00:14:27,684
I worship with them now.
321
00:14:27,695 --> 00:14:31,013
They're "pull yourself up by your
bootstraps" type folks. I like that.
322
00:14:31,024 --> 00:14:32,681
- Nobody handed it to them.
- Okay.
323
00:14:32,692 --> 00:14:35,201
Yeah, after Mom and Dad
died in the plane crash...
324
00:14:35,212 --> 00:14:37,598
- Here we go.
- I had to raise my siblings.
325
00:14:37,598 --> 00:14:38,764
Mm-hmm.
326
00:14:38,764 --> 00:14:40,633
I could have returned
Craig to the orphanage,
327
00:14:40,633 --> 00:14:42,783
but I knew my parents
wouldn't have wanted that.
328
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,631
So we banded together
329
00:14:44,791 --> 00:14:47,362
to finish what they
so humbly had started.
330
00:14:47,373 --> 00:14:49,277
Look where we are today.
331
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,997
Helping millions around the world.
332
00:14:51,008 --> 00:14:53,168
And getting bigger every day.
333
00:14:53,179 --> 00:14:54,180
Yes, ma'am.
334
00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:55,381
Hey, Dusty.
335
00:14:55,381 --> 00:14:57,641
You are looking good.
336
00:14:57,652 --> 00:14:59,307
I appreciate that, Shay.
337
00:14:59,318 --> 00:15:01,557
You ain't looking so bad yourself.
338
00:15:02,337 --> 00:15:05,064
Hey, Dusty. 'Sup, boy?
339
00:15:05,075 --> 00:15:07,077
I also think you're a hot man.
340
00:15:07,226 --> 00:15:09,142
Not just Shay. She's
not the only one here.
341
00:15:09,153 --> 00:15:10,392
How am I looking to you right now?
342
00:15:10,403 --> 00:15:12,839
- Pretty good too?
- Sure, you...
343
00:15:12,892 --> 00:15:14,800
all y'all look good, but...
344
00:15:14,851 --> 00:15:16,258
it ain't all about the looks.
345
00:15:16,269 --> 00:15:18,503
And that's a really good
thing, because if it were,
346
00:15:18,514 --> 00:15:19,703
we'd win by a mile.
347
00:15:19,714 --> 00:15:21,129
- Am I right?
- You're right.
348
00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:22,475
- Bodies, our bodies.
- He's right.
349
00:15:22,475 --> 00:15:24,210
Not a damn one of you
looking as fine as me.
350
00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:26,445
- Mm-hmm.
- You're gorgeous, Craig.
351
00:15:26,445 --> 00:15:28,014
- Ugh.
- Dusty, you've worshipped
352
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,316
with our family for 35-plus years.
353
00:15:30,316 --> 00:15:31,951
You gotta give us another shot.
354
00:15:31,951 --> 00:15:33,619
I'll tell you what.
355
00:15:33,619 --> 00:15:37,991
Y'all want me to be a
member of your church so bad,
356
00:15:37,991 --> 00:15:39,425
why don't you battle for me?
357
00:15:39,789 --> 00:15:40,922
Battle? What do you mean?
358
00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:44,198
Like a footrace or see who can
hold their breath the longest?
359
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:47,313
- Like an egg toss?
- No.
360
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,958
Let's settle it in one of those.
361
00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:56,543
I don't really know stock cars.
362
00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:57,866
Chicken, Simkins?
363
00:16:00,506 --> 00:16:02,051
- What are they doing?
- Ew.
364
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,817
Dusty, we feel the Lord has led you
365
00:16:04,817 --> 00:16:08,354
to where you're supposed
to be, worshipping with us.
366
00:16:08,454 --> 00:16:10,888
I'll drive on behalf of my family.
367
00:16:12,893 --> 00:16:13,993
- Ew, what are you doing?
- Ow, what are you doing?
368
00:16:13,993 --> 00:16:15,028
- Ow.
- Jesse.
369
00:16:15,028 --> 00:16:16,029
Trying to hold your hands.
370
00:16:16,029 --> 00:16:17,463
- Grab it so hard.
- Ugh.
371
00:16:17,463 --> 00:16:19,317
- Let it happen, fuckers.
- Ugh.
372
00:16:19,328 --> 00:16:23,092
Dusty, we as well have...
373
00:16:23,103 --> 00:16:24,637
also believe that the Lord is...
374
00:16:24,637 --> 00:16:27,512
wants to have you on our side too.
375
00:16:27,523 --> 00:16:31,200
So on behalf of my
family, I will drive too.
376
00:16:31,211 --> 00:16:33,113
- Ow.
- Ew. It's so awkward.
377
00:16:33,113 --> 00:16:35,081
- Ow.
- So there it is.
378
00:16:45,191 --> 00:16:46,392
Okay, homey.
379
00:16:46,392 --> 00:16:47,593
You sure you got this?
380
00:16:47,593 --> 00:16:49,328
Come on. My car at home is fast as fuck.
381
00:16:49,328 --> 00:16:50,601
How can this be any different?
382
00:16:50,612 --> 00:16:51,820
Besides, you heard him.
383
00:16:51,831 --> 00:16:54,199
He says he's got zero experience.
384
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:57,270
Well, I said no
experience in stock cars.
385
00:16:57,337 --> 00:16:59,539
I've dabbled in Formula 1.
386
00:17:01,029 --> 00:17:02,864
That son of a bitch.
387
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,766
Okay, that means he's gonna eff it up.
388
00:17:04,777 --> 00:17:06,382
Yup.
389
00:17:08,392 --> 00:17:09,996
Let's race.
390
00:17:36,009 --> 00:17:37,417
God damn it!
391
00:17:37,428 --> 00:17:39,234
Do the gas! Do the gas, boy!
392
00:17:39,245 --> 00:17:41,959
My car is broken!
393
00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:43,572
Go, you fucking race car!
394
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:44,887
Go!
395
00:17:46,521 --> 00:17:47,523
Whoo!
396
00:17:59,568 --> 00:18:00,737
- Fuck!
- Ah!
397
00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,057
What happened, Jesse?
398
00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:03,469
That's embarrassing, dude.
399
00:18:03,469 --> 00:18:05,741
Whoo-whee, sucker!
400
00:18:10,921 --> 00:18:12,667
Now that I'm semiretired,
401
00:18:12,678 --> 00:18:16,699
this change has given me
time to reflect on my life
402
00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:18,419
and my journey with Christ.
403
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:22,234
I've put these reflections
down in a written word,
404
00:18:22,273 --> 00:18:26,011
my definitive autobiography.
405
00:18:26,059 --> 00:18:27,926
Why definitive, you ask?
406
00:18:27,926 --> 00:18:30,864
Well, because it's about
the third one I've written.
407
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,633
I guess I lived longer than I thought
408
00:18:34,633 --> 00:18:38,672
and I still have a little more to say.
409
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:42,325
Thank you. Thank you.
410
00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:47,247
Ah, thank you very much for coming.
411
00:18:47,247 --> 00:18:49,143
- I knew I recognized you.
- Yes, sir.
412
00:18:49,143 --> 00:18:50,516
God bless you, and have a great day.
413
00:18:50,516 --> 00:18:52,087
Thank you. Bless you.
414
00:18:58,374 --> 00:18:59,976
You got a lot of nerve coming here.
415
00:18:59,987 --> 00:19:01,454
Well, I paid the signing fee.
416
00:19:01,465 --> 00:19:03,811
Figures you have to pay money
to get a little face time.
417
00:19:03,822 --> 00:19:05,520
We've got a restraining
order against you.
418
00:19:05,531 --> 00:19:07,199
- Security.
- I need your help, Eli.
419
00:19:07,199 --> 00:19:09,569
- I don't care what you need.
- Well, Aimee-Leigh would hear me out.
420
00:19:09,569 --> 00:19:12,873
- You know she would.
- How dare you say her name?
421
00:19:12,873 --> 00:19:14,798
- Get her out of here.
- Eli, please, I need your help.
422
00:19:14,809 --> 00:19:16,568
- Just get out of here.
- It's my boys, Eli.
423
00:19:16,579 --> 00:19:18,444
- Get out!
- I wouldn't have come to you otherwise.
424
00:19:18,444 --> 00:19:20,549
- Let go of me. I'm going.
- Out.
425
00:19:22,582 --> 00:19:24,816
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426
00:19:24,816 --> 00:19:27,253
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427
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,622
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428
00:19:29,622 --> 00:19:32,225
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429
00:19:32,225 --> 00:19:34,560
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430
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:38,198
For just $500, you get
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431
00:19:38,294 --> 00:19:41,199
which has everything you
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432
00:19:41,199 --> 00:19:44,270
to a happy and healthy marriage
in the eyes of the Lord.
433
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:46,572
Is your marriage important to you?
434
00:19:46,572 --> 00:19:48,474
Then what are you waiting for?
435
00:19:48,474 --> 00:19:50,342
Call now.
436
00:19:50,409 --> 00:19:52,445
Well, did y'all get Dusty back?
437
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,567
Nope.
438
00:19:53,578 --> 00:19:55,903
Lost him to the fucking
Simkins, of all people.
439
00:19:55,914 --> 00:19:58,667
The siblings whose parents
died in a plane crash?
440
00:19:58,678 --> 00:20:01,654
Yes. They are so fucking lucky.
441
00:20:01,654 --> 00:20:03,422
I wish that I had some traumatic event
442
00:20:03,422 --> 00:20:05,124
that happened to me that I can exploit
443
00:20:05,124 --> 00:20:06,729
and make people like us.
444
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:09,510
I mean, our origin story
sucks compared to theirs.
445
00:20:09,521 --> 00:20:11,720
I mean, nobody's rooting
for born-wealthy people
446
00:20:11,731 --> 00:20:13,744
to become more wealthy.
447
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,757
I'm really worried. Are you?
448
00:20:16,021 --> 00:20:18,126
No. A little concerned.
449
00:20:18,137 --> 00:20:20,706
You know, obviously, I wish
that Judy and Kelvin's mouths
450
00:20:20,706 --> 00:20:23,144
were taped shut and that you
were the only one in charge.
451
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,624
Baby, their energy makes
you all look desperate.
452
00:20:26,011 --> 00:20:28,047
Well, I mean, that's
because we are desperate.
453
00:20:28,047 --> 00:20:30,316
We're picking up where
Eli Gemstone left off,
454
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:31,917
a man who's done this job for, like,
455
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:33,652
a fucking hundreds of thousands of years
456
00:20:33,652 --> 00:20:35,549
and is America's Jesus daddy.
457
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,179
Look, I'm not trying
to rain on your parade.
458
00:20:37,190 --> 00:20:38,342
You know, I'm really glad you have
459
00:20:38,353 --> 00:20:40,348
your counseling, you know, thingamabob,
460
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:42,418
- you know, whatever this is.
- The System.
461
00:20:42,428 --> 00:20:43,836
- Sure, whatever.
- Yeah.
462
00:20:43,847 --> 00:20:45,439
It seems like it's taking
up a lot of your time.
463
00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:47,589
And this is a moment
when I could really use
464
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,319
all hands on deck at home.
465
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:50,664
What's not getting done at home?
466
00:20:50,675 --> 00:20:53,428
I don't know if you
noticed, but our son Pontius
467
00:20:53,439 --> 00:20:56,242
has tattooed another
word on his fucking face.
468
00:20:56,242 --> 00:20:57,559
"Blessed." I know.
469
00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:59,588
It just seems like you're, you know,
470
00:20:59,599 --> 00:21:02,104
giving a lot of attention to
other people's relationships,
471
00:21:02,115 --> 00:21:05,202
and perhaps if you
focused more on your own,
472
00:21:05,213 --> 00:21:06,974
you know, we wouldn't have children
473
00:21:06,985 --> 00:21:09,066
putting fucking
calligraphy on their faces.
474
00:21:09,077 --> 00:21:10,756
Look, baby, I know that you're upset,
475
00:21:10,756 --> 00:21:13,085
but please don't take
it out on me, okay?
476
00:21:13,096 --> 00:21:15,962
A small decline was to be expected
with this kind of transition.
477
00:21:15,973 --> 00:21:18,754
You know it's like?
When Jay Leno took over for Carson.
478
00:21:18,765 --> 00:21:20,532
It was rocky there for a bit.
479
00:21:20,532 --> 00:21:22,301
But what happened in the end?
480
00:21:22,301 --> 00:21:24,603
Leno shot to the top.
481
00:21:24,603 --> 00:21:27,473
What if we're not Leno?
482
00:21:27,473 --> 00:21:29,179
What if we're just Conan?
483
00:21:31,225 --> 00:21:32,510
Fuck me.
484
00:21:32,811 --> 00:21:34,347
This ministry helped me unlock
485
00:21:34,347 --> 00:21:36,349
the best version of myself.
486
00:21:36,349 --> 00:21:38,698
And I'm not just saying that
because I married into the family.
487
00:21:40,186 --> 00:21:43,532
Who knows what Gemstone
Salvation Center can do for you?
488
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492
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It's never been easier
to share your praise.
493
00:22:03,431 --> 00:22:05,133
Mm.
494
00:22:05,144 --> 00:22:07,327
Man, I am crushing my
Welcome Center duties.
495
00:22:07,338 --> 00:22:08,837
They were feeling me today.
496
00:22:08,848 --> 00:22:11,351
Yeah, you're really working it.
That's for sure.
497
00:22:11,362 --> 00:22:12,987
Here. I got you some gifts.
498
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,099
- Gifts?
- Yeah.
499
00:22:14,110 --> 00:22:15,344
Why?
500
00:22:15,355 --> 00:22:17,525
I just was thinking about
what a good husband you are
501
00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:19,882
and how much I love you.
Go ahead. Take a look.
502
00:22:19,893 --> 00:22:21,294
Okay.
503
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,129
An infrared meat thermometer,
504
00:22:23,129 --> 00:22:24,397
Theragun,
505
00:22:24,649 --> 00:22:25,771
a VR headset.
506
00:22:25,782 --> 00:22:27,177
- Wow.
- Wow.
507
00:22:27,188 --> 00:22:28,955
I've been wanting one of these.
508
00:22:28,966 --> 00:22:31,359
Now I can fully immerse myself
in the nature and space games
509
00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:33,147
that I gravitate toward.
510
00:22:33,572 --> 00:22:35,441
These are really thoughtful, Judy.
511
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,523
But this isn't necessary.
512
00:22:37,534 --> 00:22:41,414
Goddang, why you gotta kick
my gift horse in the nuts right now?
513
00:22:41,414 --> 00:22:43,082
Is everything okay?
514
00:22:43,170 --> 00:22:46,787
Feels like things have been a
little off since you got back from tour.
515
00:22:46,787 --> 00:22:49,455
Oh, my God. What?
516
00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:50,889
No, everything's great.
517
00:22:50,889 --> 00:22:52,659
Why are you reading stuff into things?
518
00:22:52,659 --> 00:22:54,014
Everything's awesome.
519
00:22:54,025 --> 00:22:56,375
I just love you. I wanted
to give you presents.
520
00:22:56,386 --> 00:22:59,283
Don't emotionally
disappoint me right now.
521
00:22:59,792 --> 00:23:02,298
Yeah, well, I love you too.
Thank you for the gifts.
522
00:23:06,692 --> 00:23:10,162
Just like any family,
we've had our ups and downs.
523
00:23:10,309 --> 00:23:14,780
And it's no secret we've
faced some controversy.
524
00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:18,550
In the early 2000s, we
found ourselves in a war
525
00:23:18,550 --> 00:23:21,387
with the press and detractors.
526
00:23:21,387 --> 00:23:23,089
My wife would stay awake,
527
00:23:23,089 --> 00:23:25,795
concerned with how people saw her.
528
00:23:28,061 --> 00:23:31,197
That they were getting
the wrong message.
529
00:23:31,197 --> 00:23:32,732
I assured...
530
00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:38,804
Hey, mind if we take a little break?
531
00:23:38,815 --> 00:23:42,108
Yes, sir. We can take a small break.
532
00:23:53,859 --> 00:23:56,217
Goddamn, what the hell
are y'all cooking out here?
533
00:23:56,228 --> 00:23:58,724
- Devil's objects.
- Devil's objects?
534
00:23:58,724 --> 00:24:00,456
Man, I don't think you're
supposed to be burning this stuff.
535
00:24:00,467 --> 00:24:03,285
- That shit's poisonous.
- Yeah, I don't feel very well.
536
00:24:03,296 --> 00:24:05,361
The smoke was green from
some of the butt plugs,
537
00:24:05,372 --> 00:24:07,618
and it smelled like pool toys.
538
00:24:07,629 --> 00:24:11,012
Keefe, how about we take a
little break from the burn pit?
539
00:24:11,023 --> 00:24:13,027
Give us a moment.
540
00:24:14,254 --> 00:24:16,561
What you doing here, Jesse?
Still trying to fight?
541
00:24:16,572 --> 00:24:19,742
Talking about how you're the
only one doing things, hmm?
542
00:24:19,753 --> 00:24:22,389
No, actually, that's
not what I'm here to do.
543
00:24:22,485 --> 00:24:24,725
- I came to apologize.
- Really?
544
00:24:24,736 --> 00:24:27,772
Sorry I made fun of your Botox-indented
forehead in front of Dusty.
545
00:24:27,783 --> 00:24:30,505
That's not how co-church
leaders should act.
546
00:24:30,516 --> 00:24:33,820
Well, I don't have a
dented Botox forehead.
547
00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:36,451
I was just... holding my face funny.
548
00:24:36,563 --> 00:24:39,165
- Well, you know, even if you do.
- Well, I don't.
549
00:24:39,165 --> 00:24:41,717
But if you do dye your sideburns,
550
00:24:41,728 --> 00:24:43,845
I'm sorry I said that you
look like a deformed Dracula.
551
00:24:43,856 --> 00:24:45,731
Well, I don't dye my sideburns,
552
00:24:46,206 --> 00:24:49,268
- but I accept your apology.
- Good.
553
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,448
- Great.
- Okay.
554
00:24:50,459 --> 00:24:52,361
Because I don't have a Botox forehead.
555
00:24:52,372 --> 00:24:54,102
I don't do my...
556
00:24:54,113 --> 00:24:55,151
All right.
557
00:24:56,057 --> 00:24:57,522
I'm scared, Jesse.
558
00:24:58,006 --> 00:25:00,586
What if we don't have what it takes?
559
00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:02,155
Yeah, I'm scared too.
560
00:25:02,155 --> 00:25:04,991
The only way through
this, I guess, is if...
561
00:25:04,991 --> 00:25:08,560
we just have to rise to
the occasion, refuse to fail.
562
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,749
How we gonna do that?
563
00:25:10,815 --> 00:25:11,932
Together.
564
00:25:14,567 --> 00:25:16,135
Do we have to include Judy?
565
00:25:16,462 --> 00:25:18,138
Even that bitch.
566
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:30,083
The diva is back, y'all.
567
00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:32,718
Ah, hey, everybody.
What's up? What's up?
568
00:25:32,718 --> 00:25:34,353
Hey, Stephen, I'm glad you're here.
569
00:25:34,353 --> 00:25:36,655
Would you be up for going
through some guitar solo stuff
570
00:25:36,655 --> 00:25:38,644
- on "Angels Lift Me Higher"?
- Sure.
571
00:25:38,655 --> 00:25:40,890
Hey, everybody, listen up.
572
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:44,119
Stephen and I need to work on
some important creative stuff
573
00:25:44,130 --> 00:25:47,032
with guitar solo stuff
for one of the songs.
574
00:25:47,032 --> 00:25:50,002
So if everybody could leave
us alone, that'd be great.
575
00:25:50,002 --> 00:25:51,572
Y'all get it.
576
00:25:51,572 --> 00:25:52,838
Artistry.
577
00:25:52,838 --> 00:25:55,876
Get a little rest, or get
you a Coke or whatever.
578
00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:58,033
See you soon, Tamothy.
You did a great job on tour.
579
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,573
Oh, fuck.
580
00:26:03,584 --> 00:26:04,897
I missed this.
581
00:26:06,502 --> 00:26:09,608
Being bad like some
bitch in an '80s movie.
582
00:26:09,855 --> 00:26:11,385
So glad I had to come in and unload
583
00:26:11,385 --> 00:26:12,892
the last of that tour gear.
584
00:26:12,892 --> 00:26:15,027
I had to see you.
585
00:26:15,113 --> 00:26:16,887
Well, you saw me, then.
586
00:26:18,544 --> 00:26:21,056
And now it's time to nut up,
587
00:26:21,067 --> 00:26:23,556
because road head is road head.
588
00:26:23,567 --> 00:26:25,793
That's just the rules of the tour, okay?
589
00:26:25,804 --> 00:26:27,473
We can't be bringing this shit home.
590
00:26:27,473 --> 00:26:31,410
We helped each other through
a very trying time in our lives
591
00:26:31,410 --> 00:26:34,414
by dry humping twice
and kissing three times.
592
00:26:34,414 --> 00:26:35,848
Now that's four.
593
00:26:35,848 --> 00:26:37,216
But we can't take this any further,
594
00:26:37,216 --> 00:26:39,850
or we would cause some real damage.
595
00:26:40,756 --> 00:26:41,891
So this...
596
00:26:43,912 --> 00:26:45,677
This is goodbye, Stephen.
597
00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:48,892
You're just gonna have to
suffer through the pain.
598
00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:51,114
Very well, Judy Gemstone.
599
00:27:02,141 --> 00:27:03,376
Quit, Stephen.
600
00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:12,066
I said quit.
601
00:27:13,121 --> 00:27:15,789
You understand me?
602
00:27:19,802 --> 00:27:22,209
- What the fuck is this?
- Mm.
603
00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:24,122
And that's how that
part of the song goes.
604
00:27:24,133 --> 00:27:26,543
It goes, like, up and then
down, and that's that song.
605
00:27:26,554 --> 00:27:29,844
- I should go practice.
- No, you should keep your fucking ass right here.
606
00:27:29,855 --> 00:27:31,893
You're cheating, Judy? Gross.
607
00:27:31,904 --> 00:27:34,599
- No, Kelvin, this ain't what you think.
- Oh, it's not?
608
00:27:34,610 --> 00:27:36,610
Do you know this young lady is married?
609
00:27:36,610 --> 00:27:38,371
Yeah. I am too.
610
00:27:38,382 --> 00:27:40,585
Oh, yuck.
611
00:27:40,596 --> 00:27:42,416
Y'all a bunch of dirtbags.
612
00:27:42,427 --> 00:27:44,572
Kelvin, I'm trying to
tell you, you fucking dork,
613
00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:45,791
we're rehearsing a song.
614
00:27:45,802 --> 00:27:47,776
This is not a deal.
Great rehearsal, Stephen.
615
00:27:47,787 --> 00:27:49,142
- Very good working with you.
- Good day to you.
616
00:27:49,153 --> 00:27:51,290
Thank you for rehearsing. Enchanté.
617
00:27:51,301 --> 00:27:52,547
Yeah, enchanté, motherfucker.
618
00:27:52,558 --> 00:27:53,658
You can go right now.
619
00:27:53,669 --> 00:27:54,989
You come back around here again,
620
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,234
- I'll send your ass straight to hell.
- I work here, though.
621
00:27:57,245 --> 00:27:59,084
Not anymore, you don't, bro.
622
00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:00,098
- He works for me.
- I work...
623
00:28:00,109 --> 00:28:02,224
As main decider, the
motherfucker is fired.
624
00:28:02,235 --> 00:28:04,606
- Well, he's rehired. Boo-yup.
- Well, guess what.
625
00:28:04,617 --> 00:28:07,054
I'm refiring him for infinity.
626
00:28:07,065 --> 00:28:08,463
- Bye-bye, bitch.
- You have to.
627
00:28:08,474 --> 00:28:10,109
- Two outvotes one.
- Get the fuck out of here.
628
00:28:10,109 --> 00:28:11,177
Begone, Stephen.
629
00:28:11,177 --> 00:28:12,626
Sugar Ray-looking motherfucker.
630
00:28:12,637 --> 00:28:14,002
- Get the fuck out of here.
- Get out of here.
631
00:28:14,013 --> 00:28:16,148
- Okay.
- You get out.
632
00:28:16,148 --> 00:28:17,851
Don't stomp him, Jesse.
633
00:28:17,851 --> 00:28:19,455
Fuck, he's leaving.
634
00:28:20,489 --> 00:28:22,054
What the fuck, Judy?
635
00:28:22,065 --> 00:28:23,344
You think we can handle this kind
636
00:28:23,355 --> 00:28:24,724
of scandalous bullshit right now?
637
00:28:24,724 --> 00:28:26,979
Oh, fuck off, Jesse.
638
00:28:26,990 --> 00:28:29,493
Like you ain't done your
fair share of illicit shit.
639
00:28:29,504 --> 00:28:32,420
I was on tour, y'all, okay?
640
00:28:32,431 --> 00:28:34,491
This is the shit that
happens on the road.
641
00:28:34,502 --> 00:28:36,402
What the fuck are y'all
even here for anyway?
642
00:28:36,402 --> 00:28:38,337
We came here to do something nice, okay?
643
00:28:38,337 --> 00:28:41,568
To have a fucking sibling
bonding pep talk about the future.
644
00:28:41,579 --> 00:28:42,881
Instead I come here to see this.
645
00:28:44,878 --> 00:28:47,903
Fine. Let's fucking pep it up, bros.
646
00:28:48,007 --> 00:28:49,415
Come on. Sibling bonding.
647
00:28:49,415 --> 00:28:51,678
Put your hands in. "New
generation" on three.
648
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:53,319
I'm saying how we do hands.
649
00:28:53,330 --> 00:28:54,503
We're holding hands.
650
00:28:54,514 --> 00:28:55,716
Give me your fucking hands.
651
00:28:55,727 --> 00:28:56,961
- Ugh.
- Go on.
652
00:28:56,972 --> 00:28:58,310
Hold her fucking hand.
653
00:29:00,534 --> 00:29:02,128
To the new generation.
654
00:29:02,139 --> 00:29:03,541
To united...
655
00:29:05,408 --> 00:29:07,233
Okay, Jesse, this is not natural.
656
00:29:07,233 --> 00:29:08,925
We do not hold hands.
657
00:29:08,936 --> 00:29:11,726
When the Simkins hold hands,
it seems fucking natural.
658
00:29:11,737 --> 00:29:14,273
Well, we ain't a
holding-hands family, okay, dude?
659
00:29:14,273 --> 00:29:16,409
- We never have been.
- We do hands on hands, okay?
660
00:29:16,409 --> 00:29:18,477
We're not the frickin' Simkins.
661
00:29:18,510 --> 00:29:20,716
You can sure as shit say that again.
662
00:29:25,731 --> 00:29:27,700
Y'all don't tell on me.
663
00:30:29,050 --> 00:30:30,716
Been a while since you've been here.
664
00:30:30,742 --> 00:30:32,404
Damn. Yes, it has.
665
00:30:33,686 --> 00:30:36,847
I'm surprised you want
anything to do with this place
666
00:30:36,858 --> 00:30:40,095
after all the bad memories.
667
00:30:40,293 --> 00:30:41,864
It's all I got left.
668
00:30:43,358 --> 00:30:44,924
You know, after Peter went away...
669
00:30:44,935 --> 00:30:46,335
I'm not here to talk about Peter.
670
00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:50,078
After he went away,
the bank took the house.
671
00:30:50,555 --> 00:30:54,058
Boys turned mean, bitter.
672
00:30:54,994 --> 00:30:56,868
They scare me, Eli.
673
00:30:57,157 --> 00:30:59,883
I know you haven't spoken
to the family in many years.
674
00:30:59,894 --> 00:31:02,503
- I had good reason for that.
- And I had good reason to do what I done.
675
00:31:02,514 --> 00:31:04,217
- Oh, here we go.
- Oh, here we go.
676
00:31:04,217 --> 00:31:06,141
Look at you, Mr. Hotshot Preacher.
677
00:31:06,152 --> 00:31:07,653
You got more piss and vinegar
678
00:31:07,653 --> 00:31:10,626
than you did when you
was begging for help.
679
00:31:13,626 --> 00:31:15,210
What's this about?
680
00:31:16,992 --> 00:31:18,390
Peter got out.
681
00:31:18,649 --> 00:31:21,162
My boys left me and followed him.
682
00:31:21,173 --> 00:31:22,528
I think they're in trouble.
683
00:31:22,539 --> 00:31:25,472
I don't know if they're
selling guns or drugs or what.
684
00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:27,727
You expect me to do something?
685
00:31:27,808 --> 00:31:30,610
I'd die without my boys.
686
00:31:30,910 --> 00:31:32,078
I got no one else.
687
00:31:32,078 --> 00:31:33,525
Please, Eli.
688
00:31:34,950 --> 00:31:37,955
After all this time,
why should I help you?
689
00:31:40,115 --> 00:31:42,179
Because you're my big brother, Eli.
690
00:31:49,262 --> 00:31:50,836
Please help us win, God.
691
00:31:50,847 --> 00:31:52,954
Please help everyone
accept us and for us
692
00:31:52,965 --> 00:31:56,539
to be triumphant over those
that would seek to destroy us.
693
00:32:27,129 --> 00:32:28,858
Do we have confirmed visual?
694
00:32:33,206 --> 00:32:35,026
Visual confirmed.
695
00:32:35,235 --> 00:32:37,003
Take the motherfucker to church.
696
00:33:02,404 --> 00:33:03,765
You drove right into me.
697
00:33:03,765 --> 00:33:05,271
You fucked up my bumper.
698
00:33:05,271 --> 00:33:06,610
Oh, don't even try it.
699
00:33:06,621 --> 00:33:08,288
You were at fault here.
700
00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:09,865
Let's see your insurance.
701
00:33:09,876 --> 00:33:11,314
It's behind you.
702
00:33:13,582 --> 00:33:16,349
Shut it down! Shut it down!
703
00:33:16,349 --> 00:33:18,951
Shut it down!
704
00:33:18,951 --> 00:33:20,621
Shut it down!
705
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:32,887
Take that.
706
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,075
Shut it down! Shut
it down! Shut it down!
707
00:33:36,269 --> 00:33:37,538
Oh!
708
00:33:37,538 --> 00:33:39,038
Help!
709
00:33:39,038 --> 00:33:41,273
Get out of here. Shut it down!
710
00:33:41,273 --> 00:33:43,473
Shut it down! Shut it down!
711
00:34:01,054 --> 00:34:06,054
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