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{\an8}Six grand. Friday.
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{\an8}Drugs?! No! Needs dropping off
by tomorrow.
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{\an8}You slept with him, didn't you?
I can see it in your eyes.
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{\an8}I didn't. I wouldn't do that
to you. I wouldn't.
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{\an8}You've both been named
as shareholders.
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{\an8}You could force him out.
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{\an8}You'd own Parker's outright.
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{\an8}Tonight's all about us getting
you that treasurer's gig,
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{\an8}you winning over Vinnie.
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{\an8}Let me tell you about Martin.
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Good morning, Mrs Treasurer.
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I bet you're delicate.
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You were dynamite last night.
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Vinnie loves you.
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? I'll watch you crumble... ?
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Everything is going to be OK.
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? ..Like a very old wall, ooh
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? And I'll see you stranded, yeah
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? You took me for a fool, ooh
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? I'll have my revenge, ooh
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? Yeah
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? Cos I owe you nothing
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? Nothing at all
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? I owe you nothing, ooh
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? Nothing at all... ?
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Ah. Vitamin C - good for you.
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Morning.
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? ..I owe you nothing... ?
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Morning!
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? ..Nothing at all
Nothing, nothing... ?
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Morning, Julie.
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Last night was a triumph.
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Amazing. What was?
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You are looking at the new
treasurer of our Rotary Club.
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Oh, right. I thought you were
gonna tell me summat exciting.
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Yeah, but keep it on the QT.
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It hasn't been
officially announced yet.
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Yeah. Don't you worry.
I won't be telling anyone.
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Oh, Sandy Cooper will probably
be popping round later
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with the float
and a chequebook,
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so keep an eye out for him, eh?
Here...
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Treat yourself
to some new teabags.
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All right. Thank you.
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Lads, lads, lads...
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What are you doing?
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I don't pay you to stand around
looking gormless.
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Gary.
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Huh?
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Oh, she doesn't want anything.
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We are not running
a drop-in centre,
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for Christ's sake, Gary.
Everyone's a buyer.
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I've told you -
look for the signals.
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What are the signals?
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Dunno.
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HE GROANS
If you want a job doing...
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Hi.
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Martin. Martin Parker.
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This little beauty
is our best-seller.
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A classy bit of kit
for a classy lady.
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Now, it comes with a remote,
twin decks, graphic equaliser.
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But bugger all that.
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You're the type of lady
who wants to charm a gentleman
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by candlelight,
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a bottle of Mateus Rose
chilling in the fridge
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and some soft music gently
playing in the background.
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Am I right?
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HE CHUCKLES
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Gary...
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Nip upstairs to the office
and get the Sade.
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This young lady
wants to seduce someone.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Diane's gonna be here
in a minute.
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Am I doing the right thing,
Glad?
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Of course you are, love.
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You can't go to the bank
in your tabard.
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I don't know who to trust
any more. Well, you can trust me.
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I've always had an eye
for fashion.
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I saw her kissing Martin
last night.
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Who was?
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Diane.
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Oh, well, he is her husband.
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So? She swore blind to me
that she hated him.
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Oh, fuck 'em both.
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You need to start looking out
for Kath Pennington...
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DOOR OPENS
...my darling.
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You don't owe that couple anything...
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I'm incognito.
I wish you bloody were.
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Wow.
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So, how was your night?
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Oh, you know...
Very uneventful.
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Right.
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How was Martin?
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Why would you ask me that?
I hardly saw him.
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I didn't speak to him.
I hardly saw him.
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So, did you get hold
of the paperwork? Yeah.
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In and out.
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What about you?
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Same. Really?
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What's in that? Power suit.
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We need to look the part.
And you can't go like that.
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Like what?
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Like that. You look like
you're touting for business,
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not taking one over.
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Huh!
Even with the leather bolero?
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Especially
with the leather bolero, Kath.
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Well, I like the leather.
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All right, all right,
that's me.
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Right, you ready?
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Just stick Martin's signature
on there.
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It's amazing. Spot on.
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Look.
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Mmm. Oh, you have got a talent
there, lady.
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Done it loads of times.
And yours.
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Have you?
I'm not wearing that!
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What do you mean?
It's Jaeger, that. Wool twill.
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You're forgetting...
You're older than me, Diane.
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Oh, grow up.
You're not the boss of me!
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Get it on.
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Right.
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So, Nicky, that is the golden
package for your warranty.
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And I've thrown a couple
of blank tapes in, too,
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so you can record
the top 40.
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Gary, can you help the lady
to the bus stop with this?
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All right, Sandy,
let's go up to the office.
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You know where it is.
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How are you doing?
Not too bad, thank you.
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You won't regret this.
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Oh, I've got so many big ideas.
I've been up all night.
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Oh, you can take that with you.
Give it to Vinnie.
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Think it'll take more than a fax
machine to bring Vinnie round.
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You what? Oh, listen, have you
got the float with you?
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Can't wait
to get my hands dirty.
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No. No, I haven't.
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This is awkward. Um...
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The thing is,
we're retracting the offer.
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I'm afraid you're not going
to be our new treasurer.
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What's that, now?
It's going to Des Clarkson.
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Des Clarkson, the pie man?
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Your brother-in-law?
That Des Clarkson?
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Well, that's a bloody swizz.
How's that happened?
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He's as bent as they come.
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Look, to be honest with you, Martin...
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And his pies aren't anything
to write home about either.
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We know about
your money problems,
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and we can't have it reflecting
badly on the Rotary.
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Whose money problems?
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I haven't got
any money problems.
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What are you talking about?
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Diane's told Vinnie everything.
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No. Diane had four bottles
of wine.
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She was three sheets
to the wind.
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She was doing the lambada
with a standard lamp,
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for Christ's sake!
She doesn't know anything.
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What have I told you
about knocking?!
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Oh, um,
there's a bloke downstairs.
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Says you promised him
two SodaStreams on t'bus.
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Get out! Hey, come on, now.
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That's no way to speak
to a lady.
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Oh, I don't believe this.
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I think you need help, Martin.
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Oh, why?
Have you got a spare 1,200?
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No, I didn't think so.
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You promised me that gig.
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You are full of shit.
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My dad warned me
your family were full of it.
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I think it's best if I go.
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Hmm. And nobody likes
your conservatory either!
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No, it's just a greenhouse
with chairs!
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Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
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Julie! Julie! What?
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Get me Alan on the phone.
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Jesus! The accountant!
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Tell him I need to speak to him urgently.
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KATH SIGHS
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Oh, now, that is fabulous.
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It's not you, that. Awful.
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It's not me at all.
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I'm going to have to
zhoosh it up a little bit.
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Add a little bit of Kath.
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But I'm not really sure
who Kath is any more.
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Have you told her you
found out who the Slaters are?
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Oh, guess what?
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You found out who the Slaters are.
You're not gonna believe this.
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They're just a gang of kids.
Actual kids.
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Kids? How old?
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Little lad. About ten.
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Martin shitting his pants
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about a bunch
of little Bugsy Malones.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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Why would he be frightened
of a bunch of kids?
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They're scallies. They've got
him selling drugs. Obvious.
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Is it obvious?
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It's obvious to me. Dad reckons...
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Dad? I took him last night.
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I thought you knew.
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No, I did not know.
Why the hell did you take Dad?
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Cos you told me
to pick him up. It's fine.
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He stayed outside anyway.
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Oh, I am not feeling this.
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Very frumpy.
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I look like Meat Loaf.
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I've never been to
a business meeting. Have you?
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Oh, yeah.
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They used to let me do the teas
for the committee meeting
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at the Labour Club.
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Oh, I was too old
for Women's Lib.
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I was in my 50s
when they started burning bras.
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By then, I needed
all the support I could get.
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I'm telling you now, Kath,
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you go in that meeting
and take no prisoners.
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Think more like
Billy Big Bollocks.
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Be more... Martin.
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You've got to
look after yourself now.
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COINS SLIDE AND RATTLE
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What are you doing that for?
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Doesn't t'charity
count that up?
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Well, I'm saving them a job.
Did you get hold of Alan?
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No, won't connect.
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Did you leave a message?
How? Won't connect.
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What?
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Go on, then. How much?
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So far...
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�11...
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...54 and a half p,
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two fruit pastels
and a used plaster.
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Ugh!
Them poor little blind dogs.
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Well, thank you, Julie!
I've lost my bastard place now!
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Blind dogs...!
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One, two...
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COINS SLIDE AND RATTLE
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What's all this about?
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I'm all out of laxatives.
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Malcolm bunged up again? No.
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I've switched the laxatives
for Kath's bag of pills.
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The ones from Martin's kettle.
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What have you done that for?
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Cos there's big money
in this, Gladys.
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Oh. Huge.
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Shit has proper hit the fan, lads.
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We had a lot of unhappy
customers last night.
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What was in that kettle?
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Shift over!
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URGENT PLOPPING
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What we gave 'em
was not ecstasy.
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Yeah.
He set us up, the helmet.
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You what? Martin?
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Some oldie.
I think he works for him.
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Proper snide.
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And some old bird.
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Calls herself "the cleaner".
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I think Parker is more
dangerous than we thought.
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Yeah. Old fella cornered me,
held a blade to me throat.
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Then he said me and my brothers
are gonna get it.
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You what?
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Yeah. Cheeky bastard.
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Did he hurt you?
257
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I roundhoused him -
in the goolies.
258
00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,560
I had to. He were trying
to nick my wheels.
259
00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,360
What's Parker playing at?
260
00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:49,200
He's got till six tomorrow
to get us the money.
261
00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,960
Come on. He needs to know
that we're not messing.
262
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,840
Don't trust banks, me.
263
00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,840
I've never even had
a bank account.
264
00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,000
Why not?
265
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,320
Never had any money. Fair enough.
266
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,960
BOTH LAUGH
267
00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:13,120
I don't know why I'm laughing.
I think it's nerves.
268
00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,680
I hear you. My arse has been
flapping all morning.
269
00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,160
Kath! It has!
270
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,800
Who are we fooling, Di?
271
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:27,160
What are we doing?
No-one ever takes me seriously.
272
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,440
Seriously, they're going
to laugh us out of there.
273
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,480
Oh, come on.
What else are we going to do?
274
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,520
Let him walk all over us
and leave us with nothing?
275
00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,760
Well, me with nothing.
You've already got nothing.
276
00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,840
But you know what I mean.
Oh, cheers.
277
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,200
Come on. This is it.
278
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,160
The only way we can get
our own back on that man
279
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,440
is to take away
the thing he loves most.
280
00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:48,360
And I'm sorry,
but that is not you or me.
281
00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,000
It's his business.
282
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,520
So come on, let's do this.
Let's take that away from him.
283
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,320
Come on, Kath. Come on.
284
00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,520
All right.
285
00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:59,320
How d'you walk so fast
in heels?
286
00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,520
I'm a determined woman, Kath.
287
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,960
You're a machine. Thank you.
288
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,440
Have we got time
for a quick ciggie?
289
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,560
DOORBELL RINGS REPEATEDLY
290
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,200
What's going on, Alan?
You can't come in.
291
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,480
Hey? I'm leaving shortly.
I've got an appointment.
292
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,000
Who with?
293
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,360
None of your business.
294
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,520
You fired me.
295
00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,280
Yeah, well, I'm un-firing you.
You're un-fired.
296
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,360
I didn't mean it, Alan.
I need you.
297
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:26,680
It's not my problem.
298
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,080
You'll need to sort out
your own mess.
299
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,720
Oh, come on, mate!
Help us out, will you?
300
00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,720
The Slaters are moving in
on me family.
301
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,960
And now Sandy bastard Cooper
has screwed me over,
302
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,360
thanks to Diane.
303
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,480
You've got to help me, mate.
I'm a dead man walking here...
304
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,120
...unless I can come up
with the remaining 1,200 quid.
305
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,360
Did you speak to the bank?
306
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,520
You need to go to the bank
and speak to them for yourself.
307
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,000
Hey.
308
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,320
I do not work for Parker's
any more.
309
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,960
And to be honest,
310
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,160
I'm surprised you still do.
311
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,560
Alan, are you
getting in this bath or what?
312
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,920
I know this might sound
a bit weird, but...
313
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,520
...these last few days,
I've never felt so alive.
314
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,960
I always thought I was content
315
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,080
with the life I had with Martin.
316
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,360
Actually...
317
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:20,000
...there's something
I need to tell you.
318
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,600
I think it's really important
319
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,640
that we're honest with
each other, you know? Yeah, course.
320
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,600
SHE WHIMPERS
321
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,120
I slept with Martin
in the office.
322
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,440
Kettle day. I knew you had.
323
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,160
I said you had.
Your nostrils were flaring.
324
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,240
Didn't I say you had? After
everything we've been through!
325
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,520
I was doing it for us.
326
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,560
Hark at Mother Teresa here!
327
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:42,360
You'd do the same for me.
Wouldn't you?
328
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,400
Diane? Would... Would you?
329
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,840
Would you?
330
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,720
Would you?
331
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,560
Would you?
332
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,240
Yes. All right.
I did do the same.
333
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:55,040
I knew I couldn't trust you.
Trust me?
334
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,440
What are you getting at me for?
335
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,000
It's him
that's putting it about!
336
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,360
He's a prick, and you know it!
337
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,280
And what about
what he did to Dad?
338
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,440
He put our dad in hospital.
339
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:07,880
Hmm. I still feel a bit guilty
about that, actually.
340
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,760
Been lying through his arse,
341
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,240
promising you children
all these years.
342
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,920
And now it's too late
for you and your ovaries.
343
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,360
You should be livid.
I'm livid.
344
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,920
Are you not livid with him?
345
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,360
Yes, I'm a little bit livid.
346
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,560
A little bit livid?
347
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,880
How dare he!
Sod him. Sod him!
348
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,480
We don't need him
gaslamping us any more.
349
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,400
We don't need him.
Well, maybe I do need him.
350
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,640
Maybe I don't like being
single. It's all right for you.
351
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,840
You've got your kids to look
after you. Who have I got?
352
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,680
Who's going to look after me?
353
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:36,960
Me.
354
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,840
You don't even like me.
355
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,080
I don't... mind you.
356
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,800
In fact, you're growing on me.
357
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,280
That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
358
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,720
Come on. We're in charge now.
We can do what we want.
359
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,640
What do you want, Kath?
What would make you happy?
360
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,680
I suppose...
361
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,800
...maybe get out of Gladys's,
362
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,440
get me own place, pay me
own rent, get a bank account.
363
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,880
Learn how to cook
a chilli con carne.
364
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,640
What's a chilli con carne
got to do with anything?
365
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,560
Everything, Diane.
366
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,280
Are you ready? Yeah.
367
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,600
Yeah!
368
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,840
Let's kick these
bastard doors down.
369
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,000
Not in these shoes, I won't.
They're Italian leather.
370
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,040
? Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
371
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:30,040
? Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
372
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:33,160
? Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
373
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:36,280
? Ah, ah
374
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:40,160
? Where have all the good men gone? ?
375
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,960
Oh, hi, Lee. Hiya.
376
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,600
Did you ever get to Paris?
377
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,120
For Pudsey? On your bike?
378
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,760
Oh, probably. I don't give
a shit, to be honest.
379
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,280
Hmm.
380
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,160
You being seen to? Yes. Yes, we've
got an appointment.
381
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,320
Parker's Electricals.
Four o'clock.
382
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,600
Yeah. Good luck with it. Thanks.
383
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,720
What the hell was that?
384
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:03,080
What? I was trying to think
what Martin would do,
385
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,040
like Gladys said.
I am telling you now
386
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,400
that Martin would not be
slapping a man's arse.
387
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,880
PHONE RINGS
Oh, what now?
388
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,640
Hello.
All right, Martin?
389
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,200
How are you getting on
getting hold of my money?
390
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,600
I am literally outside the bank now.
391
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,200
Oh, we wondered where you were.
You're not at home.
392
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,840
We've checked every room.
What? You're in my house?
393
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,840
Get out. Get out now!
I'm warning you.
394
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:35,960
I've got to tell you, Parker,
this is the poshest room
395
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,760
I've ever had the pleasure
of curling one out in,
396
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,400
I'll give you that.
397
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,440
Our Neil's downstairs
eating your cheese.
398
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,560
I said you wouldn't mind.
399
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,560
He's never seen so much cheese.
400
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,920
You need to get out
of my house now!
401
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,440
I got you all wrong, didn't I?
402
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:57,320
Here's me thinking you were
just a desperate old man.
403
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,840
Turns out you're a bit of
a shady bastard, aren't you?
404
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,200
Clock's ticking, Parker. Yes!
405
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,040
I know it's bloody ticking!
406
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,800
Just piss off, will you?
407
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,640
Just get out of my house
408
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,240
and piss the piss off,
the lot of you!
409
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,720
Don't you dare
fucking hang up on me!
410
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,960
So, as you can see,
it's all been a bit of a pickle.
411
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,840
Pickle? It's been an absolute
shitstorm, Travis.
412
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,920
I know where I'm going.
It certainly sounds like it.
413
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:32,240
You will not believe what I
have been put through, Travis.
414
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,960
We've. We've.
415
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,880
Get Travis here now!
Is that Martin?
416
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,640
My God, that's him.
What's he doing here?
417
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,680
You go. You go. No, no, no, no.
I'll go. I'll go. You stay here
418
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,280
and sort this out and you can...
..do me.
419
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,760
Chop chop, Travis.
KATH WHIMPERS
420
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:50,720
No, no, no. I will not move
until I speak to the manager.
421
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,480
He's been talking
to my accountant,
422
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,840
Alan "Turncoat" Hitchley, and I
need to know what's been said,
423
00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:00,600
so I'll ask you again.
You bring me Travis or...
424
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:04,080
Sorry about that, Travis.
It's quite simple!
425
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,400
I thought I saw a mouse,
426
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,440
but it's just your brogue.
427
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,800
Get on, love! Get a move on!
428
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,680
Mind me fingers.
429
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,600
Tell Travis it's a matter
of life and death.
430
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,400
Death probably.
431
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,760
What the hell
are you doing here?
432
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,640
What are you doing?
Making a show of yourself,
433
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,160
shouting the odds like a fishwife?
434
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,520
I wasn't shouting.
I just need to see the manager.
435
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,240
Martin Parker.
Parker's Electricals.
436
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,040
I've banked here
nigh on 30 years,
437
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,800
put a lot of money
through those doors,
438
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,360
and now I need
a bit of support
439
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,880
there's no bugger here.
440
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,480
Shower of shits, the lot of you!
Martin, stop this right now!
441
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:41,960
I wish I bloody could, Di!
442
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,120
Everything's ready to sign. Shh!
443
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,120
You still haven't told me
what you're doing here.
444
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,240
Checking up on me, are you?
445
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,000
Oh, don't fucking flatter yourself.
446
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,400
Oh, here she is.
447
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,520
The real Diane coming out
now with her potty mouth.
448
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:54,640
What did you tell Vinnie?
449
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,360
You've been acting weird
for the last few days,
450
00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:01,400
and don't blag me with all
that pissing "change" nonsense.
451
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,320
It's all in your head.
You're just nuts!
452
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,120
Martin, please.
Just mental in the head!
453
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:09,480
Like father, like daughter!
Leave her alone.
454
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:10,640
Kath...
455
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,960
Look who it is, Di.
It's your Kath!
456
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,360
Hey? We haven't seen you
for years.
457
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,800
How long has it been now, Di?
Eh?
458
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,720
Wow-ooh, looking good.
459
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,720
Cut the crap, Martin.
You shagged her Wednesday.
460
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,400
CUSTOMERS MURMUR
461
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,600
You all right? Yeah.
462
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,040
What's going on?
463
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,520
We know everything. Everything.
464
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,040
The affair. The snip.
465
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,080
The loans, the debts,
the Slaters.
466
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,920
And now you're drug-running
for a gang of little children.
467
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,240
I can explain it all.
468
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,440
I just need to speak
to the manager.
469
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,200
It's important business stuff.
You wouldn't understand.
470
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,800
Oh, we understand.
And it's too late, Martin.
471
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,880
We're in charge now.
472
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,000
We've taken the business from you.
473
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,000
What do you mean? How?
No, you can't do that.
474
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,640
Turns out we're shareholders,
475
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:02,240
and we've done what's called
an aggressive takeover.
476
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,040
No. You two done this together?
As if!
477
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,160
Alan told us what we needed
to do, but, yeah, we did.
478
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,760
We did it together.
479
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:12,000
Alan... That traitor Judas bastard.
I'll clobber him.
480
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,600
Like you did with Dad.
481
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,440
He came at me!
482
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,400
Stop it, Martin.
Just... Just stop it.
483
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,520
No, it's all a big mistake!
484
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,880
It's over, Martin.
485
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,040
Oh, and...
486
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,640
...I want a divorce.
487
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,560
And so does she.
488
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,240
Ish.
489
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:35,760
Are you the "top deal" man?
Oh, fuck off!
490
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,560
Pathetic.
491
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,840
Pathetic? I wasn't pathetic
492
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,680
when you were on the bones
of your arse
493
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,760
and I saved you both. Huh?
494
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,320
Gave you a better life.
495
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,600
You two have been
sponging off me for years,
496
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,720
and have I ever
complained once? No!
497
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,920
I just kept giving you
what you want, both of you!
498
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,800
So I fell in love with the
wrong woman - sue me!
499
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,360
Oh, I will. Watch me.
500
00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,560
You've got this all wrong.
501
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,520
You got to tell 'em
it's a mistake.
502
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,120
You don't know
what you're getting into!
503
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,800
You will regret this.
I promise you!
504
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:06,880
All right, mate.
505
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,200
I know how to leave a building.
506
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,760
DOOR THUDS
507
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,000
Bastard!
508
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,320
Shit...
DIANE EXHALES
509
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,880
Oh, my God. What the frigging
hell just happened?
510
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,640
We did it.
511
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,520
I am shaking
like a shitting duck.
512
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,600
What a rush!
513
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,400
BOTH LAUGH
514
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,160
You forgot your paperwork,
Miss Pennington. Cheers, Trav.
515
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,120
Look at us, eh?
516
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,120
A couple of
high-flying businesswomen.
517
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:39,320
Well, you are.
518
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,760
Business is all yours, Diane.
519
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,840
Signed all the paperwork
over to you.
520
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,200
What? Why?
521
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,360
Told you. It's never been
about money for me.
522
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:53,200
I don't want to run Parker's.
That won't make me happy.
523
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,960
I love my little job.
524
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,200
Oh!
525
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,520
Get off...
526
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,000
You'll get blusher
all over me leather bolero.
527
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,840
Bloody hell, Di. Trowelled it on!
528
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,600
You look fab.
529
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,640
Oh, hang on.
530
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,760
Here you are.
531
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,440
Me lucky pebble.
532
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,920
It's been good to me, that.
533
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,720
Has it, Kath?
Yeah. I'll be fine.
534
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,760
I'm a strong,
independent woman.
535
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,440
Oh, and Bev's going
to sell that bag of pills.
536
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,480
Worth a bomb.
So, you know...
537
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,000
Promised me she'd go halfsies.
538
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,720
Go on. Pop it in your bra.
539
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,960
This isn't a youth club.
Just go home.
540
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,120
Come on, everybody out.
541
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,760
We're closing.
542
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,800
Get out quick.
543
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:55,040
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
What am I supposed to do?
544
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,120
Because my Darren's not
picking me up till half past.
545
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,440
Just get out, Julie.
He's got the work van tonight.
546
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,920
He's doing
a bit of moonlighting.
547
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,000
Just bleeding Gary's nan's
radiator for her.
548
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,800
Julie, I don't care.
Just get out and lock the door.
549
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,920
Parker! You Tory bastard.
550
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:27,000
Oh, not now, Dougie.
Piss off. We're closed.
551
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,320
A bread knife? What are you going to
do? Make me sandwiches?
552
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,560
Might.
553
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,280
Go on, then.
Put me out of me misery.
554
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,560
I've just traipsed up
from the bus station.
555
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:40,080
I'm jiggered.
Dougie, you can't stay here.
556
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,480
You'd best be gone. Otherwise
they'll have you, too.
557
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:45,000
Who? A nasty group of people.
558
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,120
They've got me by the bollocks.
559
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,880
I owe them money.
I can't pay it.
560
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,120
And they're going to kill me.
561
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:54,320
Smashing! Couldn't happen
to a nicer fella.
562
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,800
Kath and Diane
have taken over the business.
563
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,600
My girls? You're joking?
564
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,640
Little do they know
there's fuck-all to take.
565
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,280
I'm worth more dead.
566
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,560
We live in hope!
567
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,920
You've no control
over who you fall in love with.
568
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,840
Oh, bollocks.
I love a bit of gammon, me,
569
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,400
but I can't have it, because
it gives me terrible heartburn.
570
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,200
So I give it a wide berth.
571
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,400
You've no self-control, man.
572
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:20,320
If my dad were here,
he'd be ashamed of me.
573
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,320
I tried to fill his shoes
and I've failed.
574
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,960
I'm no good to anyone.
575
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,080
Everybody would be
better off without me.
576
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,880
Shut up a minute, will you?
How do you turn this up?
577
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,800
..Make her last public speech
as Prime Minister.
578
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,480
Not Maggie as well.
579
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:40,000
Halle-bloody-lujah!
580
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,680
End of an era, eh, Martin?
581
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,520
Do you know, I came up here
with a blunt bread knife
582
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,880
to ruin you tonight!
But... ha, you beat me to it!
583
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:51,200
You shot yourself in the foot, Martin.
584
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,240
Ta-ra!
585
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,040
A great night! Great night!
586
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:58,960
Maggie, Maggie, Maggie!
Out, out, out!
587
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:03,440
Maggie, Maggie, Maggie!
Out, out, out!
588
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,680
KEYS CLATTER
589
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,400
...And all the flowers.
590
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,760
Now it's time
for a new chapter to open.
591
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,680
? Shout, shout, let it all out... ?
592
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:30,520
He said he'd be here.
Yeah. I told you he was sly.
593
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,720
You two, check round the back.
I'm gonna kill him.
594
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:45,760
? ..Shout, shout, let it
all out... ?
595
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,080
BANGING
596
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,080
? ..These are the things I can
do without... ?
597
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,680
BANGING CONTINUES
598
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,240
? ..Come on
599
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,040
? I'm talking to you
600
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,040
? Come on... ?
601
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,120
CLANG, ALARM RINGS
602
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,520
MUFFLED SHOUTING
603
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,240
? ..In violent times
604
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,960
? You shouldn't have to
sell your soul
605
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,400
? In black and white... ?
606
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,080
Don't look at me, Dad.
607
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,920
? ..They really, really ought
to know
608
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,640
? Those one-track minds
609
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:26,360
? That took you from
a working boy... ?
610
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,840
Right, upstairs now!
611
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,120
Tom, Alison, get in here.
I've got something to tell you.
612
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:38,120
? ..You shouldn't have to
jump for joy... ?
613
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,560
ALARM CONTINUES
614
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:44,080
Parker, you shady bastard!
Get out here now!
615
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,800
Come on, Parker!
616
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,920
My dad wants his money!
617
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,240
Fuck...
618
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,720
Lads! Fire!
619
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,160
Fire! Run!
620
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,760
? ..Come on, shout
621
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,920
? Shout, let it all out
622
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:04,720
? These are the things I can do without
623
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,200
? Come on! ?
624
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,840
Hi. I'm Diane Parker,
625
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,680
{\an8}and welcome to
Parker's Power and Electrical.
626
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,440
{\an8}We're not just
any electrical superstore.
627
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,120
We're YOUR electrical superstore.
628
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:26,720
{\an8}Feeling peckish? Breville toasters -
just 24.99.
629
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,000
What an offer!
630
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,480
And how about a camcorder
631
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,280
to capture all those
happy family memories?
632
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,720
Just �499.
633
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,960
Top deal!
634
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,440
And why not treat yourself
635
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,680
to a state-of-the-art
vacuum cleaner?
636
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,360
So easy to handle,
637
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,080
even he could use it!
638
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,320
From as little as 73 quid.
No joke!
639
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:50,320
Cheapest prices
this side of the Pennines.
640
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,720
That's the power of Parker.
641
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,920
? That's the power of Parker! ?
642
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,320
DOORBELL RINGS
643
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,640
Lucky Panda. Banquet for two?
644
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:10,120
Love Will Tear Us Apart
by Joy Division
645
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,800
I've missed you.
646
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,960
? Love
647
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:37,680
? Love will tear us apart again
648
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,520
? Love
649
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:44,040
? Love will tear us apart again... ?
650
00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:48,640
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