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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:38,656 ♫ Little Shop Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 2 00:01:38,686 --> 00:01:41,415 ♫ Little Shop, Little Shop of Terror. ♫ 3 00:01:41,445 --> 00:01:44,356 ♫ Call a cop. Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 4 00:01:44,386 --> 00:01:46,835 ♫ No, oh, oh, no-oh! ♫ 5 00:01:47,423 --> 00:01:50,283 ♫ Little Shop Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 6 00:01:50,361 --> 00:01:53,053 ♫ Bop she-bop, Little Shop of Terror. ♫ 7 00:01:53,162 --> 00:01:56,163 ♫ Watch 'em drop. Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 8 00:01:56,193 --> 00:01:59,261 ♫ No, oh, oh, no-oh! ♫ 9 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:03,164 ♫ Shing-a-ling, what a creepy thing to be happening. ♫ 10 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,344 ♫ Look out! Look out! Look out! ♫ 11 00:02:05,441 --> 00:02:10,293 ♫ Shang-a-lang, feel the Sturm und Drang in the air. ♫ 12 00:02:11,149 --> 00:02:16,108 ♫ Sha la la and stop right where you are, don't you move a thing. ♫ 13 00:02:16,138 --> 00:02:17,060 ♫ You better... ♫ 14 00:02:17,090 --> 00:02:20,951 ♫ You'd better, telling you you'd better tell your mama. ♫ 15 00:02:21,158 --> 00:02:29,960 ♫ Something's gonna get her, she'd better, everybody better, beware! ♫ 16 00:02:44,983 --> 00:02:47,616 ♫ Here it comes, baby. ♫ 17 00:02:47,953 --> 00:02:50,948 ♫ Tell those bums, baby. ♫ 18 00:02:50,978 --> 00:02:53,105 ♫ No, oh, oh, no-oh! ♫ 19 00:02:56,695 --> 00:02:59,591 ♫ Hit the dirt, baby. ♫ 20 00:02:59,665 --> 00:03:02,593 ♫ Red alert, baby. ♫ 21 00:03:02,631 --> 00:03:06,484 ♫ No, oh, oh, no-oh! ♫ 22 00:03:06,806 --> 00:03:10,451 ♫ Alley Oop, haul it off the stoop, I'm warning you. ♫ 23 00:03:10,877 --> 00:03:12,275 ♫ Look out! Look out! Look out! ♫ 24 00:03:12,611 --> 00:03:16,601 ♫ Run away, child, you're gonna pay if you fail. ♫ 25 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,559 ♫ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! ♫ 26 00:03:18,617 --> 00:03:23,494 ♫ Look around, look who's coming down, down the street for you. ♫ 27 00:03:23,557 --> 00:03:27,022 ♫ You bet 'cha, you bet 'cha, you bet your butt, you better ♫ 28 00:03:27,194 --> 00:03:30,228 ♫ best believe it something's come to get 'cha. ♫ 29 00:03:30,298 --> 00:03:35,905 ♫ You better, better watch your back and your tail. ♫ 30 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:38,899 ♫ Come-a, come-a, come-a. ♫ 31 00:03:38,991 --> 00:03:41,736 ♫ Little Shop Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 32 00:03:41,776 --> 00:03:44,540 ♫ Bop-she-bop You'll never stop the terror. ♫ 33 00:03:44,644 --> 00:03:47,805 ♫ Little Shop Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 34 00:03:47,835 --> 00:03:53,000 ♫ No, oh, oh, no-oh! ♫ 35 00:04:02,398 --> 00:04:05,595 Seymour, what's going on down there? 36 00:04:05,666 --> 00:04:07,731 Very little, Mr. Mushnik! 37 00:04:16,183 --> 00:04:17,311 ...till the weekend. 38 00:04:17,412 --> 00:04:21,146 And at his press conference today, President Kennedy fielded questions 39 00:04:21,216 --> 00:04:24,214 concerning last Thursday's total eclipse of the sun, 40 00:04:24,286 --> 00:04:28,280 an unprecedented astrological phenomenon which has baffled the nation. 41 00:04:46,376 --> 00:04:50,068 Ah! So! She finally decides to come to work! 42 00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:52,874 Uh, good morning, Mr. Mushnik. 43 00:04:53,016 --> 00:04:56,815 What morning? It's almost closing time. Not that we had a customer. 44 00:04:57,287 --> 00:05:01,388 Seymour, what in the name of God is going on down there? 45 00:05:02,326 --> 00:05:04,571 Audrey, would you go down and see what he's... 46 00:05:04,830 --> 00:05:07,799 Audrey! Audrey, where did you get that shiner? 47 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,500 Uh... a shiner? 48 00:05:10,834 --> 00:05:14,496 Audrey, that greasy boyfriend of yours is beating up on you again? 49 00:05:14,673 --> 00:05:16,996 No! I know it's none of my business, 50 00:05:17,041 --> 00:05:20,541 but I'm beginning to think he's maybe not such a nice boy. 51 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:23,240 I got these pots unloaded for you, Mr... 52 00:05:23,315 --> 00:05:26,307 Seymour, look what you've done to the inventory! 53 00:05:26,384 --> 00:05:29,264 - Don't yell at Seymour, Mr. Mushnik. - Hi, Audrey. 54 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,151 You look radiant today. 55 00:05:32,023 --> 00:05:35,051 - Is that new eye make-up? - Oh! 56 00:05:35,194 --> 00:05:39,156 I'll help him clean it up before any of the customers get here. 57 00:05:39,197 --> 00:05:41,256 That should give you plenty of time. 58 00:05:41,333 --> 00:05:46,436 Oh, God, what an existence I got! Misfit employees, bums on the sidewalk, 59 00:05:46,504 --> 00:05:49,701 business is lousy, my life is a living hell! 60 00:05:50,108 --> 00:05:52,171 Hey, you! Urchins! 61 00:05:52,541 --> 00:05:54,184 Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! 62 00:05:54,446 --> 00:05:57,381 Move! Move! Move! Go away! 63 00:05:58,049 --> 00:05:58,849 No loitering! 64 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:00,977 Man, I wasn't loitering. Were you, Crystal? 65 00:06:01,053 --> 00:06:03,199 Not me, Ronette. Were you, Chiffon? 66 00:06:03,289 --> 00:06:04,412 You ought to be in school! 67 00:06:04,624 --> 00:06:06,373 Yeah, but we on a split shift. 68 00:06:06,393 --> 00:06:09,770 Right, we went to school until fifth grade, then we split. 69 00:06:10,028 --> 00:06:12,821 So? How do you intend to better yourselves? 70 00:06:13,366 --> 00:06:18,032 "Better ourselves?" You heard what he said? "Better ourselves?" 71 00:06:18,304 --> 00:06:22,139 Mister, when you're from Skid Row, ain't no such thing. 72 00:06:28,048 --> 00:06:32,412 ♫ Alarm goes off at 7:00 ♫ 73 00:06:32,653 --> 00:06:37,117 ♫ and you start uptown. ♫ 74 00:06:38,258 --> 00:06:40,958 ♫ You put in your eight hours ♫ 75 00:06:41,027 --> 00:06:46,831 ♫ for the powers that have always been. ♫ 76 00:06:47,233 --> 00:06:48,826 Sing it, child. 77 00:06:50,037 --> 00:06:56,556 ♫ Till it's 5:00 p.m. ♫ 78 00:06:58,313 --> 00:06:59,741 ♫ Then you go. ♫ 79 00:06:59,814 --> 00:07:02,544 ♫ Downtown where the folks are broke. ♫ 80 00:07:02,650 --> 00:07:06,012 ♫ You go downtown where your life's a joke. ♫ 81 00:07:06,052 --> 00:07:09,689 ♫ You go downtown where you buy your token ♫ 82 00:07:09,825 --> 00:07:11,792 ♫ and you go ♫ 83 00:07:11,860 --> 00:07:15,261 ♫ home to Skid Row. ♫ 84 00:07:15,291 --> 00:07:18,268 ♫ Home to Skid Row. ♫ 85 00:07:18,733 --> 00:07:20,131 ♫ Yes, you go ♫ 86 00:07:20,202 --> 00:07:23,501 ♫ Downtown, where the cabs don't stop. ♫ 87 00:07:23,538 --> 00:07:26,700 ♫ Downtown, where the food is slop. ♫ 88 00:07:26,774 --> 00:07:31,703 ♫ Downtown where the hopheads flop in the snow, ♫ 89 00:07:32,348 --> 00:07:36,043 ♫ down on Skid Row. ♫ 90 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:40,081 ♫ Uptown, you cater to a million jerks. ♫ 91 00:07:40,389 --> 00:07:43,953 ♫ Uptown, you're messengers and mailroom clerks. ♫ 92 00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:47,254 ♫ eating all your lunches at the hotdog carts. ♫ 93 00:07:47,329 --> 00:07:50,891 ♫ The bosses take your money then they break your hearts. ♫ 94 00:07:50,967 --> 00:07:53,937 ♫ Uptown you cater to a million whores. ♫ 95 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:57,229 ♫ Disinfect terrazzo on their bathroom floors. ♫ 96 00:07:57,305 --> 00:07:59,297 ♫ Your jobs are really menial,. ♫ 97 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:03,009 ♫ you make no bread and then at 5 o'clock you head ♫ 98 00:08:03,112 --> 00:08:04,383 ♫ by subway ♫ 99 00:08:04,514 --> 00:08:07,509 ♫ Downtown, where the guys are drips. ♫ 100 00:08:07,852 --> 00:08:10,983 ♫ Downtown, where they rip your slips. ♫ 101 00:08:11,121 --> 00:08:16,453 ♫ Downtown, where relationships are no-go. ♫ 102 00:08:16,693 --> 00:08:18,352 ♫ Down on Skid Row. ♫ 103 00:08:18,462 --> 00:08:21,710 ♫ Down on Skid Row. Down on Skid Row. ♫ 104 00:08:21,782 --> 00:08:25,313 ♫ Down on Skid Row. Down on Skid... ♫ 105 00:08:25,343 --> 00:08:30,500 ♫ Down on Skid Row. Down on Skid Row. ♫ 106 00:08:31,608 --> 00:08:35,811 ♫ Poor, all my life, I've always been poor. ♫ 107 00:08:35,913 --> 00:08:39,044 ♫ I keep asking God what I'm for. ♫ 108 00:08:39,284 --> 00:08:42,584 ♫ And he tells me, "Gee, I'm not sure." ♫ 109 00:08:42,888 --> 00:08:45,312 ♫ "Sweep that floor, kid". ♫ 110 00:08:45,342 --> 00:08:46,374 ♫ Oh! ♫ 111 00:08:46,957 --> 00:08:50,884 ♫ I started life as an orphan, a child of the street, ♫ 112 00:08:50,899 --> 00:08:52,891 ♫ here on Skid Row. ♫ 113 00:08:53,865 --> 00:08:58,761 ♫ He took me in, gave me shelter, a bed, a crust of bread and a job. ♫ 114 00:08:59,270 --> 00:09:05,438 ♫ Treats me like dirt, calls me a slob, which I am. ♫ 115 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:08,236 ♫ So I live ♫ 116 00:09:08,346 --> 00:09:12,845 ♫ - Downtown. - That's your home address. - You live ♫ 117 00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:17,317 ♫ - Downtown. - When your life's a mess. - You live ♫ 118 00:09:17,389 --> 00:09:24,196 ♫ - Downtown. - Where depression's just status quo, ♫ 119 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,224 ♫ down on Skid Row. ♫ 120 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:31,403 ♫ Someone show me a way to get outta here. ♫ 121 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:36,007 ♫ 'Cause I constantly pray I'll get outta here. ♫ 122 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:40,504 ♫ Please, won't somebody say I'll get outta here. ♫ 123 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:44,882 ♫ Someone give me my shot or I'll rot here. ♫ 124 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,144 ♫ Downtown... Show me how and I will. ♫ 125 00:09:47,221 --> 00:09:48,926 ♫ I'll get out of here, ♫ 126 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:51,519 ♫ Downtown... I'll start climbing uphill. ♫ 127 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,286 ♫ And get outta here. ♫ 128 00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:57,590 ♫ Downtown... Someone tell me I still could get outta here. ♫ 129 00:09:57,664 --> 00:10:01,024 ♫ Someone tell Lady Luck that I'm stuck here. ♫ 130 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:04,435 ♫ Downtown... Gee, it sure would be swell to get outta here. ♫ 131 00:10:04,472 --> 00:10:07,643 ♫ Downtown... Bid the gutter farewell and get outta here. ♫ 132 00:10:07,709 --> 00:10:11,115 ♫ Downtown... I'd move heaven and hell to get outta Skid. ♫ 133 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,168 ♫ Downtown... I'd do, I don't know what to get outta of Skid. ♫ 134 00:10:14,249 --> 00:10:17,918 ♫ Downtown... But a hell of a lot to get outta Skid. ♫ 135 00:10:18,086 --> 00:10:21,355 ♫ Downtown... People tell me there's not a way outta Skid. ♫ 136 00:10:21,489 --> 00:10:35,470 ♫ Downtown... But believe me, I've got to get outta Skid Row! ♫ 137 00:10:56,492 --> 00:11:00,393 Six o'clock and we haven't sold so much as a fern! 138 00:11:00,765 --> 00:11:04,252 All right! That's it! Forget it! Don't bother coming in tomorrow. 139 00:11:04,435 --> 00:11:05,950 - But, you don't mean... - You can't. 140 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:08,755 Wha... wha... what don't I mean? I'm through! Forget it! Kaput! 141 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,486 - You can't. - Kaput! Extinct! 142 00:11:10,516 --> 00:11:13,360 I'm closing this God and customer forsaken place. 143 00:11:14,744 --> 00:11:18,310 Mr. Mushnik, forgive me for saying so, sir, but has it ever occurred to you 144 00:11:18,381 --> 00:11:22,343 that maybe what the firm needs is to move in a new direction? 145 00:11:22,953 --> 00:11:25,744 What Seymour's trying to say is... 146 00:11:25,956 --> 00:11:28,616 Seymour, why don't you run downstairs and bring up 147 00:11:28,692 --> 00:11:33,488 that strange and interesting new plant you've been working on? 148 00:11:34,085 --> 00:11:35,803 You see, Mr. Mushnik, 149 00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:37,819 Some of those exotic plants Seymour's been 150 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:41,229 tinkering around with... are really unusual. 151 00:11:41,305 --> 00:11:45,805 And we thought that maybe some of those strange and interesting new plants 152 00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:50,342 prominently displayed and... and advertised, would attract business. 153 00:11:54,185 --> 00:11:57,252 I'm afraid it isn't feeling very well today. 154 00:11:57,321 --> 00:12:00,046 There, now, isn't that bizarre? 155 00:12:00,659 --> 00:12:02,287 At least. 156 00:12:02,593 --> 00:12:04,785 What kind of a weirdo plant is that, Seymour? 157 00:12:04,863 --> 00:12:07,263 I don't know. I think it's some kind of flytrap, 158 00:12:07,332 --> 00:12:09,782 but I haven't been able to identify it in any of my books. 159 00:12:10,035 --> 00:12:13,998 I gave it my own name though, I call it an Audrey II. 160 00:12:14,207 --> 00:12:17,174 - After me? - I hope you don't mind. 161 00:12:17,377 --> 00:12:21,034 You see, sir, if you were to put a... a strange and interesting plant like this 162 00:12:21,079 --> 00:12:24,046 here in... in the window, then... then maybe... 163 00:12:24,149 --> 00:12:26,262 Maybe what? Maybe what? 164 00:12:26,419 --> 00:12:28,880 Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? 165 00:12:28,988 --> 00:12:33,280 Just because you put a strange and interesting plant in the window people don't suddenly... 166 00:12:33,626 --> 00:12:38,054 Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing that strange and interesting plant. 167 00:12:38,165 --> 00:12:41,551 - What is it? - It's an Audrey II. 168 00:12:41,668 --> 00:12:43,726 I've never seen anything like it before. 169 00:12:43,803 --> 00:12:46,433 - No one has. - Where did you get it? 170 00:12:48,337 --> 00:12:49,573 Well... 171 00:12:49,776 --> 00:12:52,707 Do you remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago? 172 00:12:52,737 --> 00:12:53,737 ♫ Da do. ♫ 173 00:12:53,847 --> 00:12:56,814 I was walking in the wholesale flower district that day. 174 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:57,960 ♫ Shoop da do. ♫ 175 00:12:57,990 --> 00:13:01,438 And I passed by this place where this old Chinese man... 176 00:13:01,483 --> 00:13:02,674 ♫ Chang da do. ♫ 177 00:13:02,704 --> 00:13:05,806 He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings. 178 00:13:05,912 --> 00:13:07,412 ♫ Snip da do. ♫ 179 00:13:07,428 --> 00:13:10,736 'Cause he knows, you see, that, well, strange plants are my hobby. 180 00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:12,293 ♫ Da da da da da da do. ♫ 181 00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:15,234 He didn't have anything unusual there that day. 182 00:13:15,364 --> 00:13:16,764 ♫ Do da do. ♫ 183 00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:20,094 So I was just about to, you know, walk on by... 184 00:13:20,197 --> 00:13:24,398 ♫ Oop, for you, sha shu do do do. ♫ 185 00:13:24,713 --> 00:13:28,574 when suddenly and without warning, there was this... 186 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,547 ♫ total eclipse of the sun. ♫ 187 00:13:31,753 --> 00:13:33,443 It got very dark. 188 00:13:33,488 --> 00:13:37,583 And there was this strange humming sound, like something from another world. 189 00:13:37,613 --> 00:13:38,414 ♫ Da do. ♫ 190 00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:41,524 And when the light came back, this weird plant was just sitting there. 191 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:42,543 ♫ Oop see do. ♫ 192 00:13:42,632 --> 00:13:46,158 Just, ya know, stuck in a... among the zinnias. 193 00:13:46,301 --> 00:13:47,524 ♫ Audrey II. ♫ 194 00:13:47,636 --> 00:13:50,601 I coulda sworn it hadn't been there before... 195 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:54,507 but the old Chinese man sold it to me anyway... 196 00:13:55,011 --> 00:13:56,738 for $1.95. 197 00:13:56,768 --> 00:14:02,678 ♫ Sha la la la la la do. ♫ 198 00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:12,859 Well, that's an unusual story, and a fascinating plant. 199 00:14:15,031 --> 00:14:18,724 Oh, while I'm here, I might as well take $50 worth of roses. 200 00:14:18,802 --> 00:14:21,451 $50! Wooo! 201 00:14:21,872 --> 00:14:26,782 - Can you break a hundred? - A hundred? Ah! No! 202 00:14:26,877 --> 00:14:29,138 Well, then I'll just have to take twice as many, won't I? 203 00:14:29,179 --> 00:14:33,646 - Twice as many? - Twice as many? - Twice as many! 204 00:14:33,676 --> 00:14:35,212 Twice as many. 205 00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:38,685 That plant in the window, it's simply amazing! 206 00:14:39,156 --> 00:14:42,024 That plant in the window, wherever did you get it? 207 00:14:42,659 --> 00:14:45,493 - Look, there it is, Marge. - Oh, my gosh, it's peculiar. 208 00:15:05,284 --> 00:15:07,175 Thank You! Thank you very much, sir! 209 00:15:07,285 --> 00:15:08,318 Thank you! 210 00:15:08,387 --> 00:15:10,047 Thank you! Come again! 211 00:15:10,121 --> 00:15:12,183 Come and look at the weirdo plant some more! 212 00:15:12,256 --> 00:15:15,525 It's just going to get bigger and more interesting. 213 00:15:18,629 --> 00:15:20,699 Just don't stand there! Quick, quick! 214 00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:23,132 Put the plant back in the... Oh, what did you call it? 215 00:15:23,201 --> 00:15:24,233 Audrey II. 216 00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:27,802 Well, put that Audrey II back in the window where passersby can see it. 217 00:15:27,832 --> 00:15:30,264 Oh, my god! I never thought this could happen! 218 00:15:30,377 --> 00:15:33,771 Oh, my children, I'm taking us all out to dinner tonight! 219 00:15:33,913 --> 00:15:38,406 Oh! I'd love to, Mr. Mushnik, but I have a date. 220 00:15:38,718 --> 00:15:40,314 With that same old nogoodnik? 221 00:15:40,385 --> 00:15:44,385 I'm tellin' you, Audrey, you don't need a date with him, you need major medical. 222 00:15:44,523 --> 00:15:49,252 He's a rebel, Mr. Mushnik, but he... he makes good money. 223 00:15:49,763 --> 00:15:51,391 Besides... 224 00:15:51,498 --> 00:15:54,264 he's the only fella I got. 225 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:57,025 Enjoy dinner. Goodnight, Seymour. 226 00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:59,329 Goodnight... Audrey. 227 00:16:00,474 --> 00:16:01,773 Poor girl. 228 00:16:01,975 --> 00:16:03,706 Are we still going out? 229 00:16:10,184 --> 00:16:12,471 You're not going anywhere, Krelborn! 230 00:16:12,486 --> 00:16:15,621 You're staying right here and taking care of that sick plant! 231 00:16:15,857 --> 00:16:19,519 I told you it's been giving me trouble. The Audrey II is not a healthy girl. 232 00:16:19,594 --> 00:16:22,360 Strictly between us, neither is the Audrey I. 233 00:16:22,397 --> 00:16:23,848 If I only knew what breed it was. 234 00:16:23,931 --> 00:16:26,720 Who cares what breed it is? Look what it's done for business. 235 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,391 - I know. - So, work Seymour. 236 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,933 Nurse this plant back to health, I'm counting on you. 237 00:16:31,005 --> 00:16:31,996 - I know. - You do? 238 00:16:32,072 --> 00:16:34,434 - I do. - So fix. Good night. 239 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:54,680 ♫ Oo sha la la la do, wa wa. ♫ 240 00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:59,816 ♫ Oo sha la la la do, wa wa. ♫ 241 00:17:00,047 --> 00:17:05,221 ♫ Oo sha la la la do, wa wa. ♫ 242 00:17:05,451 --> 00:17:10,387 ♫ Oo sha la la la do, wa wa. ♫ 243 00:17:10,617 --> 00:17:12,438 ♫ Oo sha la la la do, wa wa. ♫ 244 00:17:12,468 --> 00:17:16,247 Well, Twoey, I don't know what else I can do for ya. 245 00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:19,816 Are you sickly, little plant, or are you just plain stubborn? 246 00:17:20,657 --> 00:17:22,853 What is it you want? 247 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,987 What is it you need? 248 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:30,131 ♫ I've given you sunshine I've given you dirt. ♫ 249 00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:35,404 ♫ You've given me nothing but heartache and hurt. ♫ 250 00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:40,576 ♫ I'm begging you sweetly I'm down on my knees. ♫ 251 00:17:41,479 --> 00:17:45,607 ♫ Oh, please, grow for me. ♫ 252 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:50,680 ♫ I've given you plant food and water to sip. ♫ 253 00:17:51,456 --> 00:17:56,350 ♫ I've given you potash, you've given me zip. ♫ 254 00:17:56,561 --> 00:18:01,862 ♫ Oh, God, how I mist you, oh, Pod, how you tease. ♫ 255 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:06,826 ♫ Now please, grow for me. ♫ 256 00:18:07,071 --> 00:18:12,067 ♫ I've given you southern exposure to get you to thrive. ♫ 257 00:18:12,243 --> 00:18:15,408 ♫ I've pinched you back hard like I'm supposed ta. ♫ 258 00:18:15,447 --> 00:18:17,614 ♫ You're barely alive. ♫ 259 00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:22,976 ♫ I've tried you at levels of moisture, from desert to mud. ♫ 260 00:18:23,354 --> 00:18:26,287 ♫ I've given you grow lights and mineral supplements. ♫ 261 00:18:26,358 --> 00:18:27,916 ♫ What do you want from me? Blood? ♫ 262 00:18:27,994 --> 00:18:32,085 Oh! Damn roses! Damn thorns! 263 00:19:41,336 --> 00:19:45,828 ♫ I've given you sunlight, I've given you rain. ♫ 264 00:19:46,441 --> 00:19:49,070 ♫ Looks like you're not happy ♫ 265 00:19:49,177 --> 00:19:51,774 ♫ 'less I open a vein. ♫ 266 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,505 ♫ I'll give you a few drops, ♫ 267 00:19:55,751 --> 00:19:58,515 ♫ if that'll appease. ♫ 268 00:20:14,803 --> 00:20:19,648 ♫ Oh, please... ♫ 269 00:20:21,692 --> 00:20:26,891 ♫ Oh, oh, oh... please... ♫ 270 00:20:28,383 --> 00:20:31,625 ♫ grow for me! ♫ 271 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,049 W-S-K-I-D. 272 00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:03,851 Skid Row Radio. 273 00:21:03,955 --> 00:21:07,544 You're listening to radio station WSKID, home of the hits. 274 00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:11,120 And in just a few minutes we'll be bringing you Wink Wilkensen's Weird World, 275 00:21:11,195 --> 00:21:14,888 the show that talks to wonderful people who bring in their weird things. 276 00:21:14,999 --> 00:21:17,166 But first, the weather. 277 00:21:17,335 --> 00:21:21,171 Thank you very much, Tom. The weather today will be partly cloudy with a chance of rain. 278 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:25,349 Sorry about that. The high temperature will be in the low 50s tonight, so, 279 00:21:25,372 --> 00:21:26,786 get out those electric blankets, and 280 00:21:26,816 --> 00:21:29,329 tomorrow we'll start off with some morning haze and clouds. 281 00:21:29,347 --> 00:21:31,977 - Uh, excuse me. I was told to come... - Yeah, you're next. 282 00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:35,702 High tomorrow should be in the low 70s with the low in the high 60s. 283 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:38,739 In the suburbs, the sun should be out through most of the day... 284 00:21:38,857 --> 00:21:41,047 except for some cloudy patches towards the evening, 285 00:21:41,077 --> 00:21:42,738 but I don't think that'll affect your barbecue. 286 00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:45,393 The barometer reading should be 21 point 6. 287 00:21:45,497 --> 00:21:49,135 And the wind will be at about... I'd say 12 miles per hour. 288 00:21:49,165 --> 00:21:51,700 So, watch it out there on those boats. 289 00:21:51,737 --> 00:21:55,600 The sun will be rising tomorrow at about 7:17 am... 290 00:21:55,674 --> 00:21:57,985 and it should be setting around 6:29 p.m., but... 291 00:21:58,014 --> 00:21:59,015 check me if I'm wrong. 292 00:21:59,746 --> 00:22:01,717 The cold front is moving in from the southwest, 293 00:22:01,815 --> 00:22:03,428 but it should brighten up by noon. 294 00:22:03,483 --> 00:22:06,403 The weekend should be mild, and for you Average Mean Temperature fans, 295 00:22:06,519 --> 00:22:08,697 the average mean temperature for the season, 296 00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:10,737 69 degrees, not too bad. 297 00:22:10,767 --> 00:22:12,388 Thank you, and back to you. 298 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:16,189 You're listening to radio station WSKID. 299 00:22:17,898 --> 00:22:21,997 And now, Wink Wilkensen's Weird World, with your host, Wink Wilkensen. 300 00:22:24,237 --> 00:22:27,429 Hi everybody! It's Weird Wink Wilkensen, laughin' and scratchin' at ya. 301 00:22:27,507 --> 00:22:31,069 How's everybody doin' today? I got a little bit of a stiff neck. Let me just fix this up. 302 00:22:31,244 --> 00:22:32,547 Oooh! That feels a lot better! 303 00:22:32,646 --> 00:22:36,812 Well, I got a great show for you today with some wonderful weird stuff! 304 00:22:37,552 --> 00:22:39,109 What are you doing here? 305 00:22:39,919 --> 00:22:43,697 Wah...! You...! Please, lady, no, put your clothes back on! It's Wink... you can't do this to me! 306 00:22:43,828 --> 00:22:45,169 I mean, what if your husband were to walk in? 307 00:22:45,493 --> 00:22:47,338 I'm right here, Wink, I'm sorry, I love your show... 308 00:22:47,361 --> 00:22:49,352 but I've got to kill you both with this machine gun. 309 00:22:52,433 --> 00:22:56,544 Oh! You got me! Oh, oh, oh, I feel... 310 00:22:56,604 --> 00:22:59,746 I feel so very weird! 311 00:23:00,776 --> 00:23:04,105 Okay, our first guest today is a young man you probably read about in the newspapers, 312 00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:05,907 a young man by the name of... uh... 313 00:23:06,281 --> 00:23:08,189 Seymour Krelborn, is that correct? 314 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:11,275 Who has discovered a new breed of plant life hitherto unknown on this planet. 315 00:23:11,453 --> 00:23:14,210 Let me play you down to your seat, Seymour. 316 00:23:16,226 --> 00:23:18,217 Hello, Seymour! 317 00:23:18,247 --> 00:23:19,803 Um... 318 00:23:20,062 --> 00:23:21,463 Hello, Wink. 319 00:23:21,631 --> 00:23:23,857 Hey, I wish you folks at home could see this. 320 00:23:23,932 --> 00:23:27,364 Seymour, where did you get such a weird plant? 321 00:23:30,707 --> 00:23:35,040 Well, you remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago? 322 00:23:35,471 --> 00:23:36,767 ♫ Da ooh! ♫ 323 00:23:36,797 --> 00:23:40,139 And thus we conclude our interview with Seymour Krelborn, the young botanical... 324 00:23:40,216 --> 00:23:41,881 Mind if I call you a genius? 325 00:23:41,951 --> 00:23:42,975 Gosh, no! 326 00:23:43,052 --> 00:23:45,983 The genius who had discovered this most amazing, unidentified plant. 327 00:23:46,055 --> 00:23:49,621 Uh... I'd like to remind our listeners that the Audrey II is on display 328 00:23:49,725 --> 00:23:52,151 exclusively at Mushnik's Skid Row Florists. 329 00:23:52,329 --> 00:23:54,315 - Am I late? Did I miss it? - Mushnik's. 330 00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:55,746 And, so, until next week... 331 00:23:55,933 --> 00:23:57,498 - The address! - This is Wilkinson saying so long... 332 00:23:58,101 --> 00:23:59,968 - The address! - Six days a week... 333 00:24:00,104 --> 00:24:03,160 I said, "Mention the address!" ♫ W.S.K.I.D. ♫ 334 00:24:03,190 --> 00:24:04,791 ♫ Skid Row Radio. ♫ 335 00:24:05,109 --> 00:24:07,936 Oh, well. It's still good advertising. 336 00:24:08,479 --> 00:24:10,870 Seymour's first radio broadcast. 337 00:24:10,948 --> 00:24:14,779 I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but... 338 00:24:14,852 --> 00:24:19,419 - Don't tell me, you got tied up? - No, just handcuffed a little. 339 00:24:21,326 --> 00:24:23,353 Girl! Hey, girl! 340 00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:27,186 I don't know who this mess is you been hangin' out with, but he is hazardous to your health. 341 00:24:27,298 --> 00:24:29,957 Oh, that's for sure, but I can't leave him. 342 00:24:30,067 --> 00:24:32,093 - Why not? - Oh, he'd get angry. 343 00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:36,504 And if he does this when he likes me, imagine what he'd do if he ever got mad. 344 00:24:36,573 --> 00:24:39,634 So, dump the chump, get another guy and let him protect you. 345 00:24:39,711 --> 00:24:42,375 How about the little jerk with the glasses? 346 00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:43,914 - Seymour? - That him. 347 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:46,043 Oh, we're just friends. 348 00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:52,617 I don't even deserve a desperate, sweet, considerate, suddenly successful guy like Seymour. 349 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:55,471 That poor child suffers from low self-image. 350 00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:57,756 - You got a point. - She got a problem. 351 00:24:59,432 --> 00:25:02,892 ♫ I know Seymour's the greatest, ♫ 352 00:25:04,302 --> 00:25:08,969 ♫ but I'm dating a semi-sadist. ♫ 353 00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:14,106 ♫ So I got a black eye and my arm's in a cast. ♫ 354 00:25:18,218 --> 00:25:22,109 ♫ Still that Seymour's a cutie. ♫ 355 00:25:24,324 --> 00:25:30,720 ♫ Well, if not, he's got inner beauty. ♫ 356 00:25:31,565 --> 00:25:34,196 ♫ And I dream of a place ♫ 357 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:39,268 ♫ where we could be together at last. ♫ 358 00:25:44,078 --> 00:25:48,470 ♫ A matchbox of our own. ♫ 359 00:25:49,116 --> 00:25:53,409 ♫ A fence of real chain-link. ♫ 360 00:25:54,255 --> 00:25:57,524 ♫ A grill out on the patio. ♫ 361 00:25:58,593 --> 00:26:01,822 ♫ Disposal in the sink. ♫ 362 00:26:02,128 --> 00:26:06,263 ♫ A washer and a dryer. ♫ 363 00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:10,334 ♫ And an ironing machine. ♫ 364 00:26:10,939 --> 00:26:14,205 ♫ In a tract house that we share. ♫ 365 00:26:14,243 --> 00:26:16,875 ♫ Somewhere that's green. ♫ 366 00:26:27,256 --> 00:26:30,386 ♫ He rakes and trims the grass. ♫ 367 00:26:31,193 --> 00:26:34,759 ♫ He loves to mow and weed. ♫ 368 00:26:35,197 --> 00:26:38,760 ♫ I cook like Betty Crocker ♫ 369 00:26:38,967 --> 00:26:43,069 ♫ and I look like Donna Reed. ♫ 370 00:26:43,173 --> 00:26:47,236 ♫ There's plastic on the furniture ♫ 371 00:26:47,511 --> 00:26:51,075 ♫ to keep it neat and clean, ♫ 372 00:26:51,147 --> 00:26:54,416 ♫ in the Pine-Sol scented air. ♫ 373 00:26:54,451 --> 00:26:57,581 ♫ Somewhere that's green. ♫ 374 00:27:32,757 --> 00:27:36,287 ♫ Somewhere that's green. ♫ 375 00:27:37,428 --> 00:27:40,794 ♫ Between our frozen dinner ♫ 376 00:27:40,865 --> 00:27:44,557 ♫ and our bedtime, 9:15 ♫ 377 00:27:44,903 --> 00:27:48,363 ♫ we snuggle watching Lucy ♫ 378 00:27:48,874 --> 00:27:55,137 ♫ on our big, enormous 12-inch screen. ♫ 379 00:27:55,167 --> 00:27:58,395 ♫ I'm... ♫ 380 00:27:59,659 --> 00:28:02,085 ♫ his December bride. ♫ 381 00:28:03,089 --> 00:28:07,482 ♫ He's father, he knows best. ♫ 382 00:28:08,327 --> 00:28:12,026 ♫ The kids play Howdy Doody ♫ 383 00:28:12,331 --> 00:28:16,724 ♫ as the sun sets in the west. ♫ 384 00:28:17,335 --> 00:28:28,990 ♫ A picture out of Better Homes and Gardens magazine. ♫ 385 00:28:34,321 --> 00:28:39,555 ♫ Far from Skid Row ♫ 386 00:28:41,728 --> 00:28:46,462 ♫ I dream we'll go. ♫ 387 00:28:50,337 --> 00:28:55,904 ♫ Somewhere... that's... ♫ 388 00:28:58,712 --> 00:29:04,215 ♫ green. ♫ 389 00:29:29,707 --> 00:29:34,638 ♫ Ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya. ♫ 390 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:39,814 ♫ Ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya. ♫ 391 00:29:39,855 --> 00:29:44,549 ♫ Poor Seymour pushed a broom. Nothing in his news but gloom and doom. ♫ 392 00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:50,556 ♫ Then he lit a fuse and give him room. He started an explosion, holy cow. ♫ 393 00:29:50,634 --> 00:29:55,427 ♫ That thing went bang kerboom and he's having some fun now. ♫ 394 00:29:55,457 --> 00:29:56,358 ♫ Now! ♫ 395 00:29:56,471 --> 00:29:58,496 ♫ Some fun now. Hot damn! ♫ 396 00:29:58,575 --> 00:30:01,202 ♫ - Ain't he having some fun now? ♫ - Yes, ma'am 397 00:30:01,276 --> 00:30:03,906 ♫ - He's having some fun now. - Oh boy! ♫ 398 00:30:03,979 --> 00:30:06,373 ♫ Ain't he having some fun now? ♫ 399 00:30:21,710 --> 00:30:22,559 Now! 400 00:30:22,593 --> 00:30:24,534 ♫ Some fun now! Sho' 'nough. ♫ 401 00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:27,308 ♫ Ain't he havin' some fun now Hot stuff. ♫ 402 00:30:27,338 --> 00:30:30,155 ♫ He's a-havin' some fun now. Oh boy! ♫ 403 00:30:30,185 --> 00:30:33,457 ♫ Ain't he havin' some fun now? Now! ♫ 404 00:30:33,488 --> 00:30:36,202 ♫ Some fun now! Good God, good God! ♫ 405 00:30:36,223 --> 00:30:38,551 ♫ He's havin' some fun now? Oh boy, oh boy. ♫ 406 00:30:38,593 --> 00:30:41,191 ♫ Yes, he's havin' some fun now Oh boy. ♫ 407 00:30:41,221 --> 00:30:43,435 ♫ Ain't he havin' some fun now! ♫ 408 00:30:44,530 --> 00:30:46,448 ♫ Some fun now. ♫ 409 00:30:47,330 --> 00:30:49,313 ♫ Some fun now. ♫ 410 00:30:50,032 --> 00:30:51,979 ♫ Some fun now. ♫ 411 00:30:52,979 --> 00:30:54,702 ♫ Some fun now. ♫ 412 00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:01,188 Excuse me, excuse me. 413 00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:04,692 Hello? Hello? 414 00:31:06,044 --> 00:31:08,205 Yes, yes, yes, yes, Mrs. Shiva. 415 00:31:08,546 --> 00:31:09,917 - No, Mrs. Shiva. - I'd like to pay for these. 416 00:31:09,943 --> 00:31:11,310 Right away, Mrs. Shiva. 417 00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:13,009 Seymour! 418 00:31:14,502 --> 00:31:15,938 Seymour!! 419 00:31:16,689 --> 00:31:19,184 Did you send out the order for Mrs. Shiva? 420 00:31:19,859 --> 00:31:21,688 Mrs. Shiva? I forgot! 421 00:31:21,794 --> 00:31:23,654 You forgot? 422 00:31:23,728 --> 00:31:25,260 You forgot!! 423 00:31:25,364 --> 00:31:27,661 Do you hear this, God? He forgot! 424 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,735 Are you listening, customers? He forgot! 425 00:31:31,070 --> 00:31:33,434 Audrey, quick! We've got to do an emergency arrangement. 426 00:31:33,506 --> 00:31:35,106 Birthday? Wedding? Baby? 427 00:31:35,308 --> 00:31:37,534 - Funeral. - Get me the lilies. 428 00:31:38,345 --> 00:31:41,605 Mr. Mushnik's real mad at me, Audrey, I keep forgettin' things. 429 00:31:41,648 --> 00:31:44,376 Scissors. You got a lot on your mind. 430 00:31:44,451 --> 00:31:48,261 Mind? What mind? The Shivas are our most important funereal account. 431 00:31:48,291 --> 00:31:50,713 A big, enormous family, they're dropping off like flies! 432 00:31:50,892 --> 00:31:53,794 Sometimes I think Mr. Mushnik's too hard on you. 433 00:31:54,143 --> 00:31:56,495 - Glue. - Well, that's okay, 434 00:31:56,530 --> 00:31:58,928 - after all, I owe him everything. - Glitter. 435 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,400 He took me out of the Skid Row Home for Boys when I was just a little tike, 436 00:32:02,436 --> 00:32:06,902 gave me a warm place to stay, floors to sweep, toilets to clean, 437 00:32:07,007 --> 00:32:08,742 and every other Sunday off. 438 00:32:08,909 --> 00:32:13,136 You know, I... I think you ought to raise your expectations, Seymour. 439 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,707 Now that you're getting successful, I mean. 440 00:32:16,951 --> 00:32:19,786 It's clear you suffer from a low self-image, 441 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:22,345 and it's high time you get it fixed. 442 00:32:22,622 --> 00:32:25,922 Why don't you go out and... and do something nice for yourself like. 443 00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:28,120 buy some new clothes? 444 00:32:28,463 --> 00:32:30,929 Well, I'm a very bad shopper, Audrey. 445 00:32:31,365 --> 00:32:33,900 I don't have good taste, like you. 446 00:32:34,537 --> 00:32:38,902 Oh... uh... but I could help you pick things out. 447 00:32:39,340 --> 00:32:41,866 - You could? - Sure. 448 00:32:42,444 --> 00:32:44,702 You'd go shopping with me? 449 00:32:45,447 --> 00:32:46,470 Sure. 450 00:32:47,149 --> 00:32:50,976 You'd be seen with me in a public place like a department store? 451 00:32:51,454 --> 00:32:52,711 Sure. 452 00:32:54,290 --> 00:32:55,483 Tonight? 453 00:32:55,756 --> 00:32:57,890 Oh, I can't tonight, I got a date. 454 00:32:57,961 --> 00:32:59,822 Again, this date? 455 00:33:00,262 --> 00:33:01,187 Some date. 456 00:33:01,296 --> 00:33:03,957 A date gives you a corsage, not a multiple fracture. 457 00:33:04,032 --> 00:33:07,297 I'm tellin' you, Audrey, he's not a good, clean kind of boy. 458 00:33:07,337 --> 00:33:08,564 He's a professional. 459 00:33:08,637 --> 00:33:12,765 What kind of a professional rides a motorcycle and wears a black leather jacket? 460 00:33:19,716 --> 00:33:22,546 ♫ When I was younger, just a bad little kid, ♫ 461 00:33:22,853 --> 00:33:25,886 ♫ my mama noticed funny things I did, ♫ 462 00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:28,916 ♫ like shooting puppies with a BB gun. ♫ 463 00:33:29,292 --> 00:33:32,191 ♫ I'd poison guppies and when I was done, ♫ 464 00:33:32,529 --> 00:33:35,565 ♫ I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head. ♫ 465 00:33:36,366 --> 00:33:38,593 ♫ That's when my mama said, ♫ 466 00:33:40,704 --> 00:33:42,399 ♫ What did she say? ♫ 467 00:33:43,908 --> 00:33:46,842 ♫ She said, "My boy, I think someday" ♫ 468 00:33:47,177 --> 00:33:51,113 ♫ "you'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay." ♫ 469 00:33:51,615 --> 00:33:54,810 ♫ - "You'll be a dentist." - You'll be a dentist. ♫ 470 00:33:54,919 --> 00:33:57,704 ♫ "You have a talent for causing things pain." ♫ 471 00:33:57,788 --> 00:34:00,423 ♫ - Pain - "Son, be a dentist," ♫ 472 00:34:00,453 --> 00:34:01,482 ♫ Be a dentist. ♫ 473 00:34:01,512 --> 00:34:04,140 ♫ "People will pay you to be inhumane." ♫ 474 00:34:04,170 --> 00:34:05,170 ♫ Inhumane. ♫ 475 00:34:05,230 --> 00:34:08,224 ♫ "Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood," ♫ 476 00:34:08,433 --> 00:34:10,901 ♫ "and teaching would suit you still less." ♫ 477 00:34:10,969 --> 00:34:13,529 ♫ - "Son, be a dentist." - Son, be a dentist. ♫ 478 00:34:13,838 --> 00:34:15,737 ♫ - "You'll be a success." - You'll be a success. ♫ 479 00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:27,643 ♫ Here he is, folks, the leader of the plaque. ♫ 480 00:34:28,253 --> 00:34:30,814 ♫ Watch him suck up that gas. Oh, my God! ♫ 481 00:34:31,189 --> 00:34:34,353 ♫ He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good. ♫ 482 00:34:34,427 --> 00:34:36,986 ♫ Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? ♫ 483 00:34:37,063 --> 00:34:39,758 Oh, that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb. 484 00:34:40,099 --> 00:34:42,966 Oh, shut up. Open wide, here I come! 485 00:34:44,704 --> 00:34:47,196 ♫ - I am your dentist. - I am your dentist. ♫ 486 00:34:47,907 --> 00:34:50,705 ♫ And I enjoy the career that I picked. ♫ 487 00:34:51,111 --> 00:34:54,102 ♫ - I am your dentist, - I am your dentist. ♫ 488 00:34:54,281 --> 00:34:57,272 ♫ and I get off on the pain I inflict. ♫ 489 00:34:58,018 --> 00:35:00,538 ♫ I thrill when I drill a bicuspid. ♫ 490 00:35:00,568 --> 00:35:01,069 ♫ Bicuspid. ♫ 491 00:35:01,121 --> 00:35:05,023 ♫ It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted. ♫ 492 00:35:05,053 --> 00:35:06,761 ♫ Maladjusted. ♫ 493 00:35:07,326 --> 00:35:09,595 ♫ And though it may cause my patients distress, ♫ 494 00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:10,924 ♫ - No, no, no! - Distress. ♫ 495 00:35:11,063 --> 00:35:14,033 ♫ somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me, ♫ 496 00:35:14,167 --> 00:35:17,501 ♫ I know, I know that my mama's proud of me. ♫ 497 00:35:18,205 --> 00:35:19,934 Oh, Mama! 498 00:35:23,810 --> 00:35:26,438 ♫ - 'Cause I'm a dentist, - Dentist. ♫ 499 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,673 ♫ and a success. ♫ 500 00:35:32,185 --> 00:35:33,778 ♫ Say, "Aaah". ♫ 501 00:35:33,808 --> 00:35:35,308 Aagh. 502 00:35:35,356 --> 00:35:36,949 ♫ Say, "Aaah". ♫ 503 00:35:37,278 --> 00:35:38,477 Aggh! 504 00:35:38,693 --> 00:35:40,493 ♫ Say, "Aaah" ♫ 505 00:35:40,523 --> 00:35:41,622 Aggghh!! 506 00:35:41,829 --> 00:35:43,591 ♫ Now spit! ♫ 507 00:36:26,209 --> 00:36:29,243 Excuse me, sir, you can't go in there right now. 508 00:36:29,346 --> 00:36:32,312 Relax. You want some nitrous oxide? 509 00:36:32,415 --> 00:36:33,882 Suit yourself. 510 00:36:38,054 --> 00:36:39,578 We're closed. 511 00:36:41,925 --> 00:36:44,792 Oh, it's all right, Seymour, this is my date, my boyfriend. 512 00:36:44,962 --> 00:36:46,987 And Seymour, Orin Scrivello, 513 00:36:48,332 --> 00:36:49,860 D.D.S. 514 00:36:49,935 --> 00:36:54,103 Hey! I know you! Sure! I saw you on the news. 515 00:36:54,305 --> 00:36:58,131 I even know your name. Now, let's see, it's uh... Cecil. 516 00:36:58,146 --> 00:37:00,676 No, no, no, it's uh... Cedric. 517 00:37:00,744 --> 00:37:02,337 - No. - Give me a chance. 518 00:37:02,913 --> 00:37:04,175 It's uh... 519 00:37:05,316 --> 00:37:07,250 - Simon? - It is Seymour! 520 00:37:07,551 --> 00:37:10,850 - Somebody talkin' to you? - Oh, no. Excuse me. 521 00:37:11,388 --> 00:37:15,715 - Excuse me, what? - Excuse me... Doctor. 522 00:37:16,694 --> 00:37:18,453 That's betta. 523 00:37:19,296 --> 00:37:22,456 I know! Sure! You're the plant guy, right? 524 00:37:22,868 --> 00:37:25,529 Hey, that means it must be in there, huh? 525 00:37:26,205 --> 00:37:28,997 Well! That is incredible! 526 00:37:30,009 --> 00:37:32,499 - What do you call that thing? - Audrey II. 527 00:37:33,178 --> 00:37:37,708 Cute name, it's catchy. Nice plant, big. 528 00:37:37,816 --> 00:37:40,047 Uh, shouldn't we be leaving now? 529 00:37:40,353 --> 00:37:42,616 You're quite the little chatterbox tonight, ain't ya? 530 00:37:42,687 --> 00:37:44,348 - I'm sorry. - Sorry, what? 531 00:37:44,422 --> 00:37:48,109 I'm sorry, Doctor. Doctor. Sorry, Doctor. 532 00:37:48,594 --> 00:37:50,721 You gotta train 'em, huh, stud? 533 00:37:51,932 --> 00:37:53,198 Listen, here's my card, 534 00:37:53,228 --> 00:37:56,231 you ever need a root canal or anything like that, give me a buzz, ya hear? 535 00:37:56,468 --> 00:37:58,232 Now, I'm serious, it's on the house. 536 00:37:59,655 --> 00:38:00,835 Audrey! 537 00:38:02,208 --> 00:38:05,776 - You got the handcuffs? - They're right in my bag. 538 00:38:37,011 --> 00:38:39,775 You ought to see the way he treats her, Twoey. 539 00:38:39,847 --> 00:38:43,476 She deserves a prince, not a sadistic creep like him. 540 00:38:43,885 --> 00:38:47,582 The man's a total disgrace to the dental profession. 541 00:38:47,689 --> 00:38:49,988 I don't know what's going on, sometimes. 542 00:38:50,191 --> 00:38:53,058 Seems like the whole world's goin' crazy. 543 00:38:53,127 --> 00:38:55,526 At least we got each other, right? 544 00:38:56,130 --> 00:39:00,332 I'm gonna turn in, Twoey. I'll see you in the mornin'. 545 00:39:05,608 --> 00:39:07,405 Oh, boy, here we go again. 546 00:39:08,176 --> 00:39:10,341 Come on, I haven't got much left. 547 00:39:10,513 --> 00:39:14,038 Just give me a few days to heal, okay? Then we'll start again on the left hand and... 548 00:39:14,068 --> 00:39:15,788 Feed me. 549 00:39:16,151 --> 00:39:17,517 I beg your pardon? 550 00:39:17,587 --> 00:39:19,184 Feed me. 551 00:39:20,155 --> 00:39:24,320 Twoey, you talked! You opened your trap, you said... and you said... 552 00:39:24,461 --> 00:39:27,188 Feed me, Krelborn! Feed me now! 553 00:39:27,963 --> 00:39:30,891 - I can't! - I'm starvin'! 554 00:39:31,066 --> 00:39:33,899 Look, maybe I can squeeze a little more out of this one. 555 00:39:33,970 --> 00:39:36,871 - More! More! More! More! - There isn't any more! 556 00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:40,030 What do you want me to do? Slit my wrists? 557 00:39:40,242 --> 00:39:42,568 Oh, boy! Look, I got an idea. 558 00:39:42,646 --> 00:39:45,576 I'm gonna go down to Schmedrick's and pick you up some nice chopped sirloin. 559 00:39:45,649 --> 00:39:49,017 - Must be blood. - Twoey, that's disgusting. 560 00:39:49,219 --> 00:39:52,153 - Must be fresh. - I don't want to hear this. 561 00:39:52,355 --> 00:39:53,356 ♫ Feed me. ♫ 562 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,824 Does it have to be human? 563 00:39:55,091 --> 00:39:55,853 ♫ Feed me. ♫ 564 00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:57,426 Does it have to be mine? 565 00:39:57,727 --> 00:39:58,659 ♫ Feed me. ♫ 566 00:39:58,728 --> 00:40:00,390 Where am I supposed to get it? 567 00:40:00,463 --> 00:40:02,728 ♫ Feed me, Seymour, ♫ 568 00:40:03,801 --> 00:40:06,733 ♫ feed me all night long. ♫ 569 00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:08,562 ♫ That's right, boy. ♫ 570 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,631 ♫ You can do it. ♫ 571 00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:13,376 ♫ Feed me, Seymour, ♫ 572 00:40:14,310 --> 00:40:17,641 ♫ feed me all night long. ♫ 573 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:24,042 ♫ 'Cause if you feed me, Seymour, ♫ 574 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:29,121 ♫ I can grow up big and strong. ♫ 575 00:40:29,694 --> 00:40:31,994 You eat blood, Audrey II, let's face it. 576 00:40:32,064 --> 00:40:35,033 How am I supposed to keep on feeding you, kill people? 577 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:37,129 I'll make it worth your while. 578 00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:38,201 What? 579 00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:40,864 You think this is all coincidence, baby? 580 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:44,273 The sudden success around here? The press coverage? 581 00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:48,137 Look, you're a plant, an inanimate object. 582 00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:52,209 Does this look inanimate to you, punk? 583 00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:57,250 If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want? 584 00:40:57,355 --> 00:41:00,121 - Like what? - Like deliver, pal. 585 00:41:00,358 --> 00:41:04,955 Like see you get everything your sacred, greasy heart desires. 586 00:41:05,231 --> 00:41:07,757 ♫ Would you like a Cadillac car? ♫ 587 00:41:08,234 --> 00:41:10,499 ♫ Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? ♫ 588 00:41:10,571 --> 00:41:15,303 ♫ How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? You're gonna get it, if you want it, baby. ♫ 589 00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:18,339 ♫ How'd you like to be a big wheel? ♫ 590 00:41:18,411 --> 00:41:20,642 ♫ Dining out for every meal? ♫ 591 00:41:21,048 --> 00:41:23,140 ♫ I'm the plant that can make it all real. ♫ 592 00:41:23,216 --> 00:41:25,777 ♫ You're gonna get it. ♫ 593 00:41:26,286 --> 00:41:31,053 ♫ I'm your genie, I'm your friend, I'm your willing slave. ♫ 594 00:41:31,892 --> 00:41:33,951 ♫ Take a chance, feed me and ♫ 595 00:41:34,027 --> 00:41:36,258 ♫ you know the kind of eats and red-hot treats, ♫ 596 00:41:36,331 --> 00:41:39,232 ♫ the kind of sticky, licky sweets I crave. ♫ 597 00:41:40,801 --> 00:41:43,099 ♫ Come on, Seymour, don't be a putz. ♫ 598 00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:45,764 ♫ Trust me, and your life will surely rival King Tut's. ♫ 599 00:41:45,839 --> 00:41:49,707 ♫ Show a little initiative, boy, work up some guts and you'll get it. ♫ 600 00:41:49,877 --> 00:41:52,675 ♫ I don't know. ♫ 601 00:41:53,915 --> 00:41:55,404 Come on, boy! 602 00:41:55,650 --> 00:41:58,380 ♫ I don't know. ♫ 603 00:41:59,387 --> 00:42:00,479 Lighten up. 604 00:42:01,656 --> 00:42:03,385 ♫ I have so... ♫ 605 00:42:03,992 --> 00:42:06,387 ♫ so many strong... ♫ 606 00:42:06,896 --> 00:42:09,326 ♫ reservations. ♫ 607 00:42:09,431 --> 00:42:11,989 Tell it to the Marines. 608 00:42:12,801 --> 00:42:14,792 ♫ Should I go... ♫ 609 00:42:15,504 --> 00:42:17,802 ♫ and perform... ♫ 610 00:42:18,808 --> 00:42:20,297 ♫ mutilations? ♫ 611 00:42:24,180 --> 00:42:27,047 ♫ You didn't have nothing till you met me. ♫ 612 00:42:27,116 --> 00:42:29,379 ♫ Come on, kid, what will it be? ♫ 613 00:42:29,685 --> 00:42:31,744 ♫ Money? Girls? ♫ 614 00:42:32,321 --> 00:42:33,948 ♫ One particular girl? ♫ 615 00:42:34,023 --> 00:42:36,958 ♫ How about that Audrey? ♫ 616 00:42:37,294 --> 00:42:38,692 ♫ Think it over. ♫ 617 00:42:38,762 --> 00:42:41,059 ♫ There must be someone you can 86. ♫ 618 00:42:41,130 --> 00:42:44,998 ♫ Real quiet like and get me some lunch! ♫ 619 00:42:45,802 --> 00:42:47,769 ♫ Think about a room at the Ritz, ♫ 620 00:42:47,837 --> 00:42:50,328 ♫ wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz. ♫ 621 00:42:50,807 --> 00:42:54,401 ♫ A little nookie gonna clean up those zits, and you'll get it. ♫ 622 00:42:56,145 --> 00:43:00,846 ♫ Gee, I'd like a Harley machine tooling around like I was James Dean. ♫ 623 00:43:01,017 --> 00:43:03,172 ♫ Making all the guys on the corner turn green. ♫ 624 00:43:03,210 --> 00:43:06,010 ♫ So, get it! Woo woo woo. ♫ 625 00:43:06,089 --> 00:43:10,220 ♫ If you want to be profound, if you really got to justify, ♫ 626 00:43:10,827 --> 00:43:13,092 ♫ take a breath and look around. ♫ 627 00:43:13,264 --> 00:43:15,555 ♫ A lot of folks deserve to die. ♫ 628 00:43:15,633 --> 00:43:18,893 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say. 629 00:43:19,102 --> 00:43:21,924 - But it's true, isn't it? - No. 630 00:43:21,973 --> 00:43:26,307 I don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant! 631 00:43:28,312 --> 00:43:30,641 ♫ Sure you do. ♫ 632 00:43:43,528 --> 00:43:46,662 Stupid woman! Christ! What a frigging scatterbrain! 633 00:43:47,032 --> 00:43:50,833 I'm sorry, Doctor! I'm sorry, Doctor! 634 00:43:53,038 --> 00:43:56,934 - Falls off the motorcycle! - I'm clumsy, Doctor. I'm clumsy, Doctor. 635 00:43:57,608 --> 00:43:59,201 Messes my hair! 636 00:43:59,712 --> 00:44:01,274 Get the door open, you little slut! 637 00:44:01,346 --> 00:44:03,275 I'm trying, Doctor. I'm trying, Doctor. 638 00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:06,708 Get the Vitalis. Quick! The Vitalis! 639 00:44:06,785 --> 00:44:09,847 - I'm out of it! - What?! 640 00:44:17,897 --> 00:44:21,695 ♫ If you want a rationale it isn't very hard to see. ♫ 641 00:44:21,725 --> 00:44:22,523 ♫ No, no, no. ♫ 642 00:44:22,567 --> 00:44:24,799 ♫ Stop and think it over, pal. ♫ 643 00:44:24,872 --> 00:44:26,998 ♫ The guy sure looks like plant food to me. ♫ 644 00:44:27,274 --> 00:44:29,664 ♫ The guy sure looks like plant food to me. ♫ 645 00:44:29,943 --> 00:44:32,777 ♫ The guy sure looks like plant food to me. ♫ 646 00:44:33,948 --> 00:44:35,882 ♫ He's so nasty treating her rough. ♫ 647 00:44:35,950 --> 00:44:38,316 ♫ Smacking her around and always talking so tough. ♫ 648 00:44:38,385 --> 00:44:40,373 ♫ You need blood and he's got more than enough. ♫ 649 00:44:40,887 --> 00:44:42,884 ♫ I need blood and he's got more than enough. ♫ 650 00:44:43,157 --> 00:44:48,634 ♫ You/I need blood and he's got more than enough. ♫ 651 00:44:49,930 --> 00:44:51,363 ♫ So go get it! ♫ 652 00:45:08,257 --> 00:45:10,385 Hey! Does that mean they're finished? My turn? 653 00:45:10,461 --> 00:45:11,552 Sit! 654 00:45:17,901 --> 00:45:20,391 What happened? What did he do? Tell me everything! 655 00:45:23,573 --> 00:45:26,440 Well, they have to do that to remove the jaw. 656 00:45:27,845 --> 00:45:31,279 Ah! Consider yourself very, very lucky. 657 00:45:35,552 --> 00:45:38,578 - Next! - It's me, Arthur Denton! I'm next! 658 00:45:38,655 --> 00:45:39,953 Nurse! 659 00:45:40,826 --> 00:45:43,293 Does... that have an appointment? 660 00:45:45,463 --> 00:45:47,432 Ask it, I'm off duty. 661 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,436 I've been saving all month for this. I think I need a root canal. 662 00:45:52,503 --> 00:45:55,370 I'm sure I need a long, slow root canal. 663 00:45:58,976 --> 00:45:59,807 Let's go. 664 00:45:59,878 --> 00:46:02,610 - I have a history of dental problems. - Shut up! 665 00:46:03,982 --> 00:46:05,313 Yes, Doctor. 666 00:46:10,722 --> 00:46:13,555 I went to a terrible dentist on Wednesday, who was recommended to me by... 667 00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:15,388 somebody that I saw Monday... 668 00:46:15,459 --> 00:46:17,986 who's the brother of a man that I usually see Sundays. 669 00:46:18,064 --> 00:46:20,328 And their mother actually taught them everything they know. 670 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:24,029 She's incredibly gifted, and quite elderly and a lot of people think she shouldn't be working, but... 671 00:46:24,203 --> 00:46:27,933 I go to her because I'm just incredibly devoted to her strength. 672 00:46:28,541 --> 00:46:32,500 She can't really see who you are, but she knows... she knows the sound of your voice. 673 00:46:32,579 --> 00:46:34,215 And if you tell her where it is, the problem, 674 00:46:34,245 --> 00:46:37,109 she eventually works her way back and she finds the trouble and she does it. 675 00:46:37,183 --> 00:46:40,516 I wish I had that stamina, 'cause I can only go so long. 676 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:44,048 That's how I want to be. I don't ever want to have to be just... 677 00:46:45,225 --> 00:46:48,326 - Comfy? - Yes, Doctor. 678 00:46:49,395 --> 00:46:51,429 I remember the first time I went to a dentist. 679 00:46:51,497 --> 00:46:54,159 I thought, "Gosh, what a neat job! If only I were a dentist." 680 00:46:54,233 --> 00:46:56,395 The dentist I went to had the greatest car. 681 00:46:56,470 --> 00:46:57,820 He had a Corvette. I thought, 682 00:46:57,850 --> 00:47:00,995 "My gosh, everybody calls him ' Doctor' and he's not really a doctor." 683 00:47:01,207 --> 00:47:02,538 Oh, my God! 684 00:47:05,713 --> 00:47:09,977 Only I got out of there okay, and then, and then, ya know, after it was all finished... 685 00:47:10,018 --> 00:47:13,551 they gave me a candy bar. I thought, "This is what I get, a candy bar?" 686 00:47:14,421 --> 00:47:17,391 This is what you do, you go through a little thing you get chocolate out of it. 687 00:47:17,459 --> 00:47:22,423 For getting to work with incredible professionals, using incredibly, incredibly wonderful equipment... 688 00:47:22,696 --> 00:47:24,745 - and that's... - Let's look at that mouth. 689 00:47:26,266 --> 00:47:29,755 - Say, "Aaah". - Aaaaah! 690 00:47:30,937 --> 00:47:33,743 Aaah! Candy bar! 691 00:47:33,773 --> 00:47:35,915 Oh! Candy bar! Candy bar! 692 00:47:35,945 --> 00:47:38,269 Oh, that's great! C'mon! 693 00:47:42,184 --> 00:47:44,732 Gosh! Oh, God! Do it again! 694 00:47:44,762 --> 00:47:47,177 Oh, God! Doctor! Whoo! 695 00:47:47,407 --> 00:47:48,746 Yeah! Oh! Great! 696 00:47:49,358 --> 00:47:51,856 Oh! You are something special! 697 00:47:52,127 --> 00:47:53,426 You are something special! 698 00:47:53,456 --> 00:47:55,231 C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! 699 00:47:56,999 --> 00:47:58,432 Thank you! 700 00:47:58,462 --> 00:48:02,502 Oh! Yeah! Yeah! Thank you! 701 00:48:02,673 --> 00:48:07,071 Oh, my god! It's your professionalism that I respect. 702 00:48:07,177 --> 00:48:11,241 Oh, God! Don't stop, doc! Don't stop! Come on! More! 703 00:48:11,270 --> 00:48:13,718 Yeah! Yeah, come on! Yeah! 704 00:48:14,150 --> 00:48:17,655 What do you want? Say, "Please"! Aah, aah, aah.. 705 00:48:17,884 --> 00:48:20,437 Unh-unh, unh-unh, unh-unh. 706 00:48:24,704 --> 00:48:26,036 Great! Oh! 707 00:48:26,129 --> 00:48:28,797 I'm going to get a candy bar! I'm going to get a candy bar! 708 00:48:28,827 --> 00:48:30,920 Ah! C'mon! 709 00:48:35,275 --> 00:48:37,236 Oh, yeah! Yeah, oh! 710 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:45,543 Wow! 711 00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:50,373 Oh, yeah! Oh, yes! 712 00:48:50,932 --> 00:48:53,708 -Yes! - Yeah. 713 00:48:53,738 --> 00:48:54,691 Get out! 714 00:48:55,026 --> 00:48:57,186 - What's wrong? - Get out of here! 715 00:49:01,499 --> 00:49:03,092 Whatsa matter? 716 00:49:05,904 --> 00:49:07,461 Go on! Get out of here! 717 00:49:08,439 --> 00:49:09,664 Right this way. 718 00:49:09,741 --> 00:49:11,485 I'm gonna tell each and every one of my friends 719 00:49:11,515 --> 00:49:12,908 about you and they're gonna hear about... 720 00:49:12,937 --> 00:49:14,138 Just get it! 721 00:49:14,313 --> 00:49:16,387 - What's this? - Oops. 722 00:49:16,417 --> 00:49:18,549 Ha-ha-ha. Sorry. 723 00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:20,699 Goddamn sicko! 724 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,739 Let me ask you something, does this thing scare you? 725 00:49:25,790 --> 00:49:26,416 Yes. 726 00:49:26,491 --> 00:49:27,855 Would you like if I took this thing and 727 00:49:27,882 --> 00:49:30,086 - made straight for your goddamn incisors? - No. 728 00:49:30,162 --> 00:49:31,288 - It'd hurt, right? - Mn-hm. 729 00:49:31,530 --> 00:49:32,929 - You'd scream, right? - Mm-hm. 730 00:49:33,098 --> 00:49:34,565 Well, get your ass in there! 731 00:49:36,169 --> 00:49:39,834 - Say, don't I know you? - Yeah, Seymour Krelborn, we met yesterday. 732 00:49:39,873 --> 00:49:42,098 Oh, your mouth's a mess, kid. 733 00:49:42,175 --> 00:49:45,967 That wisdom tooth. We'll just rip that little bugger right out of there. 734 00:49:46,045 --> 00:49:47,112 - Now, what do you say? - No, let me... 735 00:49:47,142 --> 00:49:49,741 There's always time for dental hygiene, Seymour. 736 00:49:49,849 --> 00:49:52,851 You ever seen the results of a neglected mouth? 737 00:49:54,787 --> 00:49:56,086 Look, Seymour. 738 00:49:56,556 --> 00:49:58,582 This could happen to you. 739 00:49:59,859 --> 00:50:01,521 Unless I take immediate action! 740 00:50:01,661 --> 00:50:04,264 - Uh, what's that? - A drill. 741 00:50:04,632 --> 00:50:07,162 - It's rusty! - It's an antique. 742 00:50:07,267 --> 00:50:09,736 They don't make them like this anymore. 743 00:50:09,969 --> 00:50:11,170 Sturdy... 744 00:50:11,271 --> 00:50:12,569 heavy... 745 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,363 dull. 746 00:50:17,545 --> 00:50:20,077 I'm going to want some gas for this. 747 00:50:20,548 --> 00:50:23,981 Oh, thank god, I thought you wouldn't use any. 748 00:50:24,051 --> 00:50:27,379 The gas isn't for you, Seymour, It's for me. 749 00:50:27,421 --> 00:50:31,266 You see, I want to really enjoy this. 750 00:50:31,296 --> 00:50:35,368 In fact, I'm going to use my special gas mask! 751 00:50:35,831 --> 00:50:41,025 I find a little giggle gas before I begin increases my pleasure enormously. 752 00:50:45,906 --> 00:50:47,775 Here we go! 753 00:51:00,588 --> 00:51:03,973 Oh, Seymour, I'm flying! 754 00:51:04,292 --> 00:51:06,960 The things I'm going to do to that mouth! 755 00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:30,714 What the hell's that? A gun? 756 00:51:31,654 --> 00:51:34,281 The kid's got a goddamn revolver! 757 00:51:35,493 --> 00:51:39,055 Oh, Jesus, I'm in trouble now, huh? 758 00:51:40,896 --> 00:51:43,873 Oh, wait till I turn this gas off. 759 00:51:46,618 --> 00:51:48,261 Uh-oh. 760 00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:51,002 Oh, give me a hand, would ya? Huh? 761 00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:53,935 No, I guess you wouldn't, would ya? 762 00:51:58,612 --> 00:52:01,377 You see, Seymour, I could asphyx... 763 00:52:03,062 --> 00:52:04,675 Asphyx... 764 00:52:12,897 --> 00:52:15,478 What'd I ever do to you? 765 00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:19,771 - Nothing, it's what you did to her. - Her who? 766 00:52:22,107 --> 00:52:25,641 Oh, her. 767 00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:19,221 Shh! Go away. 768 00:53:23,872 --> 00:53:28,332 - Um! Chop it up. - What? 769 00:53:28,575 --> 00:53:31,606 - Feed me! - Okay, okay. 770 00:53:34,855 --> 00:53:36,228 Oh, brother. 771 00:55:06,169 --> 00:55:09,305 Gimme, gimme, gimme, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 772 00:56:11,611 --> 00:56:14,972 - Audrey, what'd they say to you? - Oh, who? 773 00:56:15,415 --> 00:56:17,815 - The police. - Oh, uh, nothing. 774 00:56:19,352 --> 00:56:21,880 Audrey, talk to me, tell me what they said. 775 00:56:22,389 --> 00:56:24,853 It's Orin, they say he's disappeared! 776 00:56:25,759 --> 00:56:29,822 - The... the police, they told you that? - They suspect foul play. 777 00:56:30,965 --> 00:56:32,024 They do? 778 00:56:32,098 --> 00:56:35,989 His receptionist, this morning she found the place a shambles. 779 00:56:36,203 --> 00:56:37,897 Gas masks everywhere. 780 00:56:38,272 --> 00:56:40,794 Things all over the floor. 781 00:56:41,108 --> 00:56:42,507 They think... 782 00:56:43,678 --> 00:56:46,476 I can't even think about what they think. 783 00:56:54,867 --> 00:56:56,563 Audrey? 784 00:56:58,593 --> 00:57:00,554 Don't cry, Audrey. 785 00:57:01,796 --> 00:57:05,158 Would it be so terrible if something had happened to him? 786 00:57:06,334 --> 00:57:08,394 Seymour, what a thing to say! 787 00:57:09,237 --> 00:57:10,761 Well, would it? 788 00:57:12,307 --> 00:57:14,398 It wouldn't be terrible at all... 789 00:57:15,444 --> 00:57:17,243 it'd be a miracle. 790 00:57:17,546 --> 00:57:22,006 Not to mention all the money I'd save on Epsom salts and Ace bandages. 791 00:57:22,285 --> 00:57:23,410 You see? 792 00:57:24,253 --> 00:57:26,944 But I'd still feel guilty, I mean... 793 00:57:27,022 --> 00:57:31,822 if he met with foul play or some terrible accident of some kind, 794 00:57:32,061 --> 00:57:34,586 it'd be partly my fault just because... 795 00:57:36,432 --> 00:57:38,332 secretly I wished it. 796 00:57:38,401 --> 00:57:42,302 Audrey, don't you waste another minute thinking about that creep! 797 00:57:42,605 --> 00:57:47,310 There's a lot of guys that'd... give anything to go out with you. 798 00:57:48,644 --> 00:57:53,887 - Nice guys. - I don't deserve a nice guy, Seymour. 799 00:57:54,351 --> 00:57:56,910 - That's not true. - You don't know the half of it! 800 00:57:56,986 --> 00:57:59,046 I've led a terrible life. 801 00:57:59,123 --> 00:58:04,381 I deserved a... a creep like Orin Scrivello, D.D.S. 802 00:58:04,928 --> 00:58:07,052 You know where I met him? 803 00:58:09,300 --> 00:58:12,462 - In The Gutter. - The Gutter? 804 00:58:12,602 --> 00:58:15,072 The Gutter, it's a nightspot. 805 00:58:15,606 --> 00:58:19,270 I worked there on my nights off when we weren't making much money. 806 00:58:19,343 --> 00:58:20,901 I'd put on... 807 00:58:21,079 --> 00:58:24,815 cheap and tasteless outfits, not nice ones like this. 808 00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:28,544 Low and nasty apparel. 809 00:58:28,753 --> 00:58:33,181 Audrey, that's all behind you now, you got nothing to be ashamed of. 810 00:58:33,992 --> 00:58:37,383 You're a very nice person. I always knew you were. 811 00:58:38,363 --> 00:58:42,375 Underneath the bruises and the handcuffs, you know what I saw? 812 00:58:43,068 --> 00:58:47,189 A girl I respected. I still do. 813 00:58:49,841 --> 00:58:51,775 ♫ Lift up your head. ♫ 814 00:58:52,043 --> 00:58:54,171 ♫ Wash off your mascara. ♫ 815 00:58:55,147 --> 00:58:58,980 ♫ Here, take my Kleenex wipe that lipstick away. ♫ 816 00:59:00,219 --> 00:59:02,245 ♫ Show me your face, ♫ 817 00:59:02,655 --> 00:59:04,776 ♫ clean as the morning. ♫ 818 00:59:05,224 --> 00:59:07,855 ♫ I know things were bad, ♫ 819 00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,767 ♫ but now they're okay. ♫ 820 00:59:13,299 --> 00:59:16,702 ♫ Suddenly Seymour ♫ 821 00:59:17,803 --> 00:59:21,241 ♫ is standing beside you. ♫ 822 00:59:22,577 --> 00:59:26,343 ♫ You don't need no make-up. ♫ 823 00:59:26,946 --> 00:59:31,588 ♫ Don't have to pretend. ♫ 824 00:59:31,752 --> 00:59:36,052 ♫ Suddenly Seymour ♫ 825 00:59:36,324 --> 00:59:40,653 ♫ is here to provide you ♫ 826 00:59:40,894 --> 00:59:44,908 ♫ sweet understanding. ♫ 827 00:59:45,566 --> 00:59:47,260 ♫ Seymour's your friend. ♫ 828 00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:51,407 ♫ Nobody ever treated me kindly. ♫ 829 00:59:51,738 --> 00:59:53,729 ♫ Daddy left early. ♫ 830 00:59:54,075 --> 00:59:55,737 ♫ Mama was poor. ♫ 831 00:59:56,010 --> 01:00:00,395 ♫ I'd meet a man and I'd follow him blindly. ♫ 832 01:00:00,515 --> 01:00:03,936 ♫ He'd snap his fingers at me, ♫ 833 01:00:04,019 --> 01:00:06,198 ♫ I'd say, "Sure". ♫ 834 01:00:07,121 --> 01:00:11,054 ♫ Suddenly Seymour ♫ 835 01:00:11,326 --> 01:00:14,868 ♫ is standing beside me. ♫ 836 01:00:15,563 --> 01:00:19,975 ♫ He don't give me orders. ♫ 837 01:00:20,202 --> 01:00:24,489 ♫ He don't condescend. ♫ 838 01:00:24,906 --> 01:00:28,240 ♫ Suddenly Seymour ♫ 839 01:00:28,977 --> 01:00:32,952 ♫ is here to provide me ♫ 840 01:00:33,482 --> 01:00:37,352 ♫ sweet understanding. ♫ 841 01:00:38,288 --> 01:00:41,280 ♫ Seymour's my friend. Tell me this feeling ♫ 842 01:00:41,356 --> 01:00:43,051 ♫ will last 'til forever. ♫ 843 01:00:43,392 --> 01:00:47,386 ♫ Tell me the bad times are clean washed away. ♫ 844 01:00:47,497 --> 01:00:51,490 ♫ Please understand that it's still strange and frightening ♫ 845 01:00:51,567 --> 01:00:57,362 ♫ for losers like I've been. It's so hard to save. ♫ 846 01:00:58,006 --> 01:01:00,171 ♫ Suddenly Seymour. ♫ 847 01:01:00,573 --> 01:01:02,072 ♫ Suddenly Seymour. ♫ 848 01:01:02,111 --> 01:01:04,509 ♫ He purified me. ♫ 849 01:01:04,582 --> 01:01:06,460 ♫ He purified you. ♫ 850 01:01:06,490 --> 01:01:08,299 ♫ Suddenly Seymour ♫ 851 01:01:08,629 --> 01:01:10,512 ♫ Suddenly Seymour. ♫ 852 01:01:10,542 --> 01:01:12,981 ♫ showed me I can. ♫ 853 01:01:13,056 --> 01:01:16,135 ♫ - Yes, she can! - Yes, he can! ♫ 854 01:01:16,660 --> 01:01:20,618 ♫ - Learn how to be more. - Be more. ♫ 855 01:01:20,798 --> 01:01:24,567 ♫ - The girl that's inside me. - The girl that's inside you. ♫ 856 01:01:24,970 --> 01:01:28,833 ♫ - With sweet understanding. - With sweet understanding. ♫ 857 01:01:29,063 --> 01:01:33,296 ♫ - With sweet understanding. - With sweet understanding. ♫ 858 01:01:33,526 --> 01:01:37,600 ♫ - With sweet understanding. - With sweet understanding. ♫ 859 01:01:38,015 --> 01:01:49,119 ♫ - Seymour's your man. - Seymour's your man. ♫ 860 01:02:57,598 --> 01:03:00,292 You love her madly, don't you, schmuck? 861 01:03:00,367 --> 01:03:02,861 Mr. Mushnik, you scared me. I... I... 862 01:03:02,904 --> 01:03:07,340 I scared him? After what I seen, I scared him? 863 01:03:08,409 --> 01:03:11,173 Do you think I didn't know, huh? Oh, I knew. 864 01:03:11,413 --> 01:03:14,280 I knew you lay down here, on your pathetic little cot 865 01:03:14,449 --> 01:03:15,779 and dream about her. 866 01:03:15,849 --> 01:03:18,319 But I didn't know the lengths to which you'd go 867 01:03:18,387 --> 01:03:20,651 the depths to which you'd sink! 868 01:03:21,289 --> 01:03:23,815 What depths? What sink? What are you talking about? 869 01:03:23,892 --> 01:03:26,086 Little red dots all over the linoleum. 870 01:03:26,495 --> 01:03:28,986 Little red spots on the concrete outside. 871 01:03:29,231 --> 01:03:33,929 I'm talking blood, Krelborn. I'm talking under my own roof. 872 01:03:35,304 --> 01:03:36,924 An axe murderer! 873 01:03:36,939 --> 01:03:39,605 ♫ He's got your number now. ♫ 874 01:03:39,875 --> 01:03:41,137 I saw everything. 875 01:03:41,210 --> 01:03:43,576 ♫ He knows just what you've done. ♫ 876 01:03:43,645 --> 01:03:45,739 Everything you did to her boyfriend. 877 01:03:45,815 --> 01:03:48,375 ♫ You've got no place to hide. ♫ 878 01:03:48,551 --> 01:03:50,018 I saw you chopping him. 879 01:03:50,053 --> 01:03:52,482 ♫ You've got nowhere to run. ♫ 880 01:03:52,989 --> 01:03:55,719 It's true. I chopped him up, but I didn't kill him! 881 01:03:55,791 --> 01:03:57,851 ♫ He knows your life of crime. ♫ 882 01:03:58,027 --> 01:03:59,892 Tell it to the police. 883 01:03:59,995 --> 01:04:02,691 ♫ I think it's suppertime! ♫ 884 01:04:06,269 --> 01:04:08,259 ♫ Come on, come on. ♫ 885 01:04:08,538 --> 01:04:10,632 ♫ Think about all those offers. ♫ 886 01:04:10,707 --> 01:04:12,800 ♫ Come on, come on. ♫ 887 01:04:13,210 --> 01:04:15,074 ♫ Your future with Audrey. ♫ 888 01:04:15,145 --> 01:04:16,874 ♫ Come on, come on. ♫ 889 01:04:17,313 --> 01:04:19,975 ♫ Ain't no time to turn squeamish. ♫ 890 01:04:20,384 --> 01:04:21,476 ♫ Come on. ♫ 891 01:04:21,552 --> 01:04:23,781 ♫ I swear on all my spores ♫ 892 01:04:23,987 --> 01:04:28,117 ♫ when he's gone the world will be yours. ♫ 893 01:04:28,147 --> 01:04:32,083 ♫ Yours, yes yes, yes. ♫ 894 01:04:32,113 --> 01:04:38,963 ♫ Come on. Come on. Come on. ♫ 895 01:04:39,093 --> 01:04:42,993 ♫ Come on. Come on. ♫ 896 01:04:43,408 --> 01:04:47,872 ♫ It's suppertime. ♫ 897 01:04:48,103 --> 01:04:51,302 ♫ It's suppertime. ♫ 898 01:04:51,850 --> 01:04:56,219 You know, Krelborn, it kills me doing this, but... 899 01:04:56,454 --> 01:05:00,550 considering you're almost like a son to me, I'm thinking... 900 01:05:00,624 --> 01:05:02,855 maybe we don't have to go to the police. 901 01:05:04,029 --> 01:05:06,997 - We don't? - I'm thinking... 902 01:05:07,366 --> 01:05:12,068 what if I kept my mouth shut and gave you a one-way ticket outta town? 903 01:05:13,238 --> 01:05:15,454 You'd do that, sir? 904 01:05:16,576 --> 01:05:20,275 You could lay low for a while, say 30, 40 years. 905 01:05:20,446 --> 01:05:25,183 - Meanwhile, I would keep the plant. - The plant? 906 01:05:25,218 --> 01:05:29,211 Of course, you'd have to teach me how to take care of it while you're away. 907 01:05:29,489 --> 01:05:32,680 Give me your secret gardening tips. 908 01:05:33,593 --> 01:05:37,028 But then, if you'd rather hang... 909 01:05:37,058 --> 01:05:40,471 ♫ Come on. Come on. ♫ 910 01:05:41,401 --> 01:05:45,031 ♫ Come on. Come on. ♫ 911 01:05:45,911 --> 01:05:48,361 ♫ Come on. Come on. ♫ 912 01:05:48,475 --> 01:05:50,339 What do I have to do? 913 01:05:51,278 --> 01:05:52,768 Just feed it. 914 01:05:53,413 --> 01:05:54,607 Just feed it what? 915 01:05:54,637 --> 01:05:58,499 ♫ Suppertime. ♫ 916 01:05:59,130 --> 01:06:00,931 ♫ Come on. Come on. ♫ 917 01:06:01,088 --> 01:06:02,977 - Minerals. - Yes. 918 01:06:03,107 --> 01:06:04,507 ♫ Come on. Come on. ♫ 919 01:06:04,558 --> 01:06:07,780 Thursdays, you should give it water. 920 01:06:07,810 --> 01:06:11,212 - What else? ♫ - Come on. Come on. ♫ 921 01:06:11,242 --> 01:06:13,443 ♫ It's suppertime. ♫ 922 01:06:13,667 --> 01:06:15,399 But whatever you do... 923 01:06:16,070 --> 01:06:16,897 Yes? 924 01:06:16,927 --> 01:06:19,859 ♫ It's suppertime. ♫ 925 01:06:21,109 --> 01:06:24,076 - Whatever you do... - Yeah? 926 01:06:28,949 --> 01:06:31,791 - What the hell is... - Sir! 927 01:06:33,057 --> 01:06:35,193 Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 928 01:06:36,470 --> 01:06:38,071 I said, "Wait!" Wait! 929 01:06:39,595 --> 01:06:42,628 ♫ It's suppertime. ♫ 930 01:06:48,236 --> 01:06:49,403 Seymour Krelborn! 931 01:06:49,439 --> 01:06:53,899 So, finally, we meet you! What an occasion! Let's toast it. Up yours. Christ! 932 01:06:53,929 --> 01:06:54,729 - Canapé? - Cigarette? 933 01:06:54,778 --> 01:06:56,304 Let's talk turkey. Sign here. 934 01:06:56,378 --> 01:06:58,745 - We'll book you on lecturing tours. - Yes, darling. 935 01:06:58,815 --> 01:07:00,543 We're sending photographers Thursday. 936 01:07:00,616 --> 01:07:02,982 So get the plant ready and wear a clean shirt. 937 01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:04,713 - Just sign this release. - Need a pen? 938 01:07:04,787 --> 01:07:07,382 Aren't you thrilled? It's the cover of Life magazine! 939 01:07:07,456 --> 01:07:08,157 Dessert? 940 01:07:08,258 --> 01:07:10,421 I'm telling you, son, it's a cinch to get ratings. 941 01:07:10,493 --> 01:07:12,825 - The title is Marvin's. - The concept is mine. 942 01:07:13,062 --> 01:07:15,163 The first weekly gardening show on a network! 943 01:07:15,232 --> 01:07:18,092 - And you're gonna host it, you lucky kid. - Sign! - Sign! - Sign! 944 01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:23,002 ♫ They say the meek shall inherit. You know the Book doesn't lie. ♫ 945 01:07:23,239 --> 01:07:27,737 ♫ It's not a question of merit, it's not demand and supply. ♫ 946 01:07:27,912 --> 01:07:30,572 ♫ They say the meek are gonna get it. ♫ 947 01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:35,712 ♫ You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to them. ♫ 948 01:07:37,695 --> 01:07:40,746 ♫ You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to them. ♫ 949 01:07:42,345 --> 01:07:45,484 ♫ You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to them. ♫ 950 01:08:01,079 --> 01:08:02,636 Oh, my God! 951 01:08:03,148 --> 01:08:07,015 And here he is himself, Mr. Seymour Krelborn! 952 01:08:07,853 --> 01:08:09,680 Mr. Krelborn, we'll have so many questions 953 01:08:09,854 --> 01:08:12,583 that the American people in our television audience have for you. 954 01:08:12,657 --> 01:08:15,125 Come over here and tell our viewers at home, and elsewhere, 955 01:08:15,193 --> 01:08:18,789 about this particularly amazing agricultural phenomenon, 956 01:08:18,865 --> 01:08:20,649 a phenomenon, I might add, that has made you one of 957 01:08:20,694 --> 01:08:22,960 the most talked about plant scientists in the country. 958 01:08:25,905 --> 01:08:27,005 Cut! 959 01:08:27,140 --> 01:08:29,538 What the hell's going on, what happened to the goddamned greenery? 960 01:08:30,043 --> 01:08:32,877 - It just needs to be fed. - So feed it. 961 01:08:33,279 --> 01:08:35,076 I can't feed it, not now. 962 01:08:35,348 --> 01:08:37,308 Then I'll feed it. Where do you keep the plant food? 963 01:08:37,382 --> 01:08:40,648 It doesn't eat plant food, and I can't feed it now. 964 01:08:41,386 --> 01:08:43,916 Why don't you leave me alone? All a ya. 965 01:08:44,524 --> 01:08:49,722 Just go away. Leave me alone. Get out of here. Go away. Leave me alone! 966 01:08:50,052 --> 01:08:53,925 Go away! Leave me alone! Everybody go away! Leave me alone! 967 01:08:53,955 --> 01:08:56,868 Seymour! You're hysterical. 968 01:08:57,104 --> 01:08:58,264 I know, I'm sorry. 969 01:09:10,018 --> 01:09:12,042 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? 970 01:09:12,419 --> 01:09:16,046 I never should've started, but I did. Now, if I don't feed it, it'll die. 971 01:09:16,123 --> 01:09:18,084 I'll lose her, I'll lose everything. 972 01:09:18,194 --> 01:09:22,923 - Seymour, who are you talking to? - Oh, huh? Nobody. 973 01:09:23,363 --> 01:09:27,733 You're acting funny. It wasn't nice throwing those people out. 974 01:09:27,802 --> 01:09:33,366 Those men said Seymour Krelborn's Gardening Tips is sure to be a very big TV show. 975 01:09:33,607 --> 01:09:37,202 - I know, I'm sorry, I feel terrible. - Well, you shouldn't. 976 01:09:37,278 --> 01:09:40,836 They're coming back tomorrow and they're bringing you a great big check. 977 01:09:41,066 --> 01:09:45,391 - They are? - I wish you were enjoying your success. 978 01:09:46,221 --> 01:09:49,383 - They said they're coming back with money? - Tomorrow. 979 01:09:50,059 --> 01:09:52,117 Then we could afford to get out of here, couldn't we? 980 01:09:52,194 --> 01:09:53,320 Uh, whadya mean? 981 01:09:53,395 --> 01:09:56,125 That's it, after tomorrow we could leave here together. 982 01:09:56,565 --> 01:09:58,091 Together? 983 01:09:59,068 --> 01:10:02,293 If you'll have me. Audrey, will you have me? 984 01:10:03,138 --> 01:10:06,902 - Uh, whadya mean? - Marry me, Audrey. 985 01:10:07,143 --> 01:10:10,612 - Oh, Seymour, this is so sudden. - Well, will ya? 986 01:10:16,318 --> 01:10:17,718 Sure. 987 01:10:18,387 --> 01:10:20,764 Then that's it! We'll go get married right now. 988 01:10:20,843 --> 01:10:21,942 Oh, Seymour! 989 01:10:21,991 --> 01:10:24,607 Then tomorrow we'll come back, I'll be on television, get the money 990 01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:26,224 and then we'll live happily ever after. 991 01:10:26,296 --> 01:10:29,663 Oh, Audrey, I'll give you a wonderful life with no plants, I promise. 992 01:10:29,733 --> 01:10:32,395 - No plants at all. - You're talking peculiar again, Seymour. 993 01:10:32,469 --> 01:10:34,869 We'll start tonight, we'll go to City Hall, get married, 994 01:10:34,938 --> 01:10:37,901 and spend the night somewhere it's safe, some nice hotel. 995 01:10:37,931 --> 01:10:39,936 - Oh, Seymour. - Oh, Audrey. 996 01:10:40,110 --> 01:10:42,111 Oh, I gotta get ready! 997 01:10:42,180 --> 01:10:43,937 Hurry, hurry! 998 01:11:48,914 --> 01:11:51,283 Feed me. 999 01:11:52,018 --> 01:11:53,849 Under no circumstances. 1000 01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:55,481 Feed me. 1001 01:11:55,722 --> 01:11:57,883 I will not, so stop asking. 1002 01:11:57,991 --> 01:11:59,323 Feed me! 1003 01:11:59,493 --> 01:12:00,686 No! No more! 1004 01:12:00,827 --> 01:12:02,657 I can't take living with the guilt. 1005 01:12:03,263 --> 01:12:04,731 Tough titty. 1006 01:12:05,065 --> 01:12:06,022 Watch your language. 1007 01:12:06,199 --> 01:12:09,260 Aw, cut the crap, bring on the meat. 1008 01:12:09,589 --> 01:12:10,969 Okay, okay. 1009 01:12:11,838 --> 01:12:14,838 I'll bring you meat, I'll run down to the corner, pick you up some nice ground round. 1010 01:12:14,868 --> 01:12:18,475 - How about that? - Don't do me no favors! 1011 01:12:19,171 --> 01:12:20,834 - Look! - Hmm? 1012 01:12:20,947 --> 01:12:23,246 It's my last offer, yes or no? 1013 01:12:24,018 --> 01:12:28,515 You sure do drive a hard bargain. 1014 01:12:29,758 --> 01:12:31,903 Done! Fine! Great! 1015 01:12:34,261 --> 01:12:36,955 Don't think you're getting dessert! 1016 01:14:13,465 --> 01:14:16,447 - Hello. - ♫ Hey, little lady, hello. ♫ 1017 01:14:16,866 --> 01:14:18,897 Who... who is this? 1018 01:14:18,971 --> 01:14:21,531 ♫ You're looking cute as can be. ♫ 1019 01:14:21,839 --> 01:14:23,204 Is this someone I know? 1020 01:14:23,274 --> 01:14:26,006 ♫ You're looking mighty sweet. ♫ 1021 01:14:27,345 --> 01:14:28,540 Seymour! 1022 01:14:28,646 --> 01:14:32,676 ♫ No, it ain't Seymour, this is me! ♫ 1023 01:14:35,887 --> 01:14:38,629 Oh, my God! 1024 01:14:57,477 --> 01:15:02,311 - I don't believe it. - Believe it, baby, it talks. 1025 01:15:02,917 --> 01:15:04,406 Am I dreaming this? 1026 01:15:04,683 --> 01:15:07,746 No, and you ain't in Kansas, neither. 1027 01:15:09,823 --> 01:15:11,954 Something is very wrong here. 1028 01:15:12,126 --> 01:15:15,289 I need... need me some water in the worst way. 1029 01:15:15,595 --> 01:15:17,621 Look at my branches. 1030 01:15:17,698 --> 01:15:20,726 I'm drying up. I'm a goner, honey! 1031 01:15:21,702 --> 01:15:24,193 ♫ Come on and give me a drink. ♫ 1032 01:15:24,538 --> 01:15:26,062 I don't know if I should. 1033 01:15:26,140 --> 01:15:28,403 ♫ Hey, little lady, be nice. ♫ 1034 01:15:28,508 --> 01:15:30,306 Do you talk to Seymour like this? 1035 01:15:30,377 --> 01:15:33,107 ♫ Sure do. I'll drink it straight. ♫ 1036 01:15:33,248 --> 01:15:34,838 Your leaves are dry. 1037 01:15:34,914 --> 01:15:37,349 ♫ Don't need no glass or no ice. ♫ 1038 01:15:37,918 --> 01:15:39,249 I'll get the can. 1039 01:15:39,353 --> 01:15:42,151 ♫ Don't need no twist of lime. ♫ 1040 01:15:42,657 --> 01:15:43,680 Here we go. 1041 01:15:44,024 --> 01:15:46,015 ♫ And now it's suppertime! ♫ 1042 01:15:50,164 --> 01:15:52,496 Oh, relax, doll, it'll be easy. 1043 01:16:05,780 --> 01:16:08,510 Get offa her! Get off! 1044 01:16:28,905 --> 01:16:31,398 - Are you okay? - Yes. 1045 01:16:33,540 --> 01:16:35,244 Audrey! Audrey! 1046 01:16:36,012 --> 01:16:37,810 Yes, I... I'm okay. 1047 01:16:37,881 --> 01:16:40,629 I'm sorry, Audrey, I'm just so sorry, I never meant to hurt you. 1048 01:16:40,659 --> 01:16:42,010 I never meant to hurt anybody. 1049 01:16:42,118 --> 01:16:45,485 It's just that somehow it makes things happen, terrible things. 1050 01:16:45,655 --> 01:16:48,283 Oh, I guess I shoulda stopped when I found out what it lived on, but... 1051 01:16:48,357 --> 01:16:50,155 it was so cute and harmless and... 1052 01:16:50,227 --> 01:16:53,458 we started doing business and making money and you liked me and... 1053 01:16:53,565 --> 01:16:57,833 Seymour, do you really think I liked you because of that? 1054 01:16:59,970 --> 01:17:03,199 I liked you from the day I came to work here. 1055 01:17:03,307 --> 01:17:06,938 You mean, you'd still like me even if I wasn't famous? 1056 01:17:08,979 --> 01:17:11,648 I'd still love you, Seymour. 1057 01:17:12,449 --> 01:17:13,976 Really? 1058 01:17:14,251 --> 01:17:17,987 All I ever wanted... was you... 1059 01:17:19,223 --> 01:17:21,714 and a sweet little house. 1060 01:17:22,426 --> 01:17:25,259 Oh, Audrey, you're the most wonderful person that ever lived. 1061 01:17:25,329 --> 01:17:28,788 We're gonna get that little house and everything'll be okay somehow, you'll see. 1062 01:17:28,866 --> 01:17:32,467 ♫ Suddenly Seymour ♫ 1063 01:17:33,072 --> 01:17:36,432 ♫ is standing beside you. ♫ 1064 01:17:36,542 --> 01:17:41,138 ♫ Suddenly Seymour ♫ 1065 01:17:41,713 --> 01:17:46,147 ♫ - showed me I can. - Yes, you can... ♫ 1066 01:17:46,185 --> 01:17:49,854 'Scuse me, 'scuse me, pardon me, beg your pardon. 1067 01:17:49,922 --> 01:17:52,490 If you two kids would just stop singing for a moment 1068 01:17:52,558 --> 01:17:55,083 I've got something I wanna discuss with ya. 1069 01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:58,197 Now, which one of you is Seymour Krelborn? 1070 01:17:59,198 --> 01:18:01,123 - I am. - Oh, it's a pleasure. 1071 01:18:01,199 --> 01:18:04,294 Boy, has your phone been busy! I've been trying to reach you for weeks. 1072 01:18:04,370 --> 01:18:08,671 Patrick Martin, Licensing and Marketing, World Botanical Enterprises. 1073 01:18:08,742 --> 01:18:12,542 Son, kid, boy, are we gonna make a fortune together! 1074 01:18:12,679 --> 01:18:15,546 - He's not interested. - Oh, he will be. 1075 01:18:16,382 --> 01:18:20,246 Ya see, me and the guys at the home office have been following this plant o'yours, 1076 01:18:20,319 --> 01:18:23,448 and we've come up with one incredible idea. 1077 01:18:24,090 --> 01:18:25,852 We're very proud of it. 1078 01:18:26,159 --> 01:18:27,524 Picture this. 1079 01:18:28,727 --> 01:18:32,289 We take leaf cuttings, develop little Audrey IIs... 1080 01:18:32,533 --> 01:18:36,127 and sell them to florist shops across the nation. 1081 01:18:36,304 --> 01:18:40,901 Why, pretty soon every household in America could have one. 1082 01:18:41,341 --> 01:18:42,809 Every household in America! 1083 01:18:43,411 --> 01:18:46,039 For starters, kid. Why this thing could go... 1084 01:18:46,681 --> 01:18:48,080 worldwide! 1085 01:18:48,249 --> 01:18:49,449 - Worldwide? - Worldwide? 1086 01:18:49,483 --> 01:18:53,146 Think of it, boy, Audrey IIs everywhere! 1087 01:18:53,420 --> 01:18:56,822 Why, with the right advertising, this thing could be bigger than Hula-Hoops. 1088 01:18:56,891 --> 01:18:58,223 Bigger than Hula-Hoops? 1089 01:18:58,293 --> 01:19:02,276 What do you say, Seymour? We have a deal? 1090 01:19:03,698 --> 01:19:07,259 No! Keep your contract. Nobody's touching that plant, ya hear? 1091 01:19:07,334 --> 01:19:08,995 Hey, hey! We're offering a lot of money. 1092 01:19:09,070 --> 01:19:11,301 Forget the money! Keep the money and get outta here! Go on! 1093 01:19:11,373 --> 01:19:12,670 - What are you, nuts? - Yeah, I'm nuts. 1094 01:19:12,740 --> 01:19:14,201 - Get outta here! - Hey, hey, now c'mon! 1095 01:19:14,231 --> 01:19:15,098 Go on! Get outta here! 1096 01:19:15,128 --> 01:19:17,159 You're a loser! Go on! Go on, get out! 1097 01:19:17,213 --> 01:19:19,590 Look, I'll come back when you're in a better mood. 1098 01:19:19,703 --> 01:19:21,574 - Go on! Get outta here, now! - All right. 1099 01:19:21,650 --> 01:19:23,382 Audrey, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 1100 01:19:23,453 --> 01:19:24,915 I think so. 1101 01:19:25,287 --> 01:19:28,518 He'll keep eatin', he'll keep eatin' until there's nothing left. 1102 01:19:28,591 --> 01:19:30,375 We gotta stop it, Seymour! We got to! 1103 01:19:30,428 --> 01:19:34,095 No... I've got to. 1104 01:19:34,430 --> 01:19:37,232 - I end this once and for all. - Seymour. 1105 01:19:37,462 --> 01:19:41,603 - Bust that pod wide open. - Wait! I'm coming with you. 1106 01:19:41,804 --> 01:19:46,505 No, it's me that got us into this, I'm the one to get us out. 1107 01:19:47,176 --> 01:19:49,007 Wait for me, Audrey. 1108 01:19:49,479 --> 01:19:52,209 This is between me and the vegetable. 1109 01:20:00,822 --> 01:20:04,787 Every household in America! Thousands of you, eating! 1110 01:20:04,892 --> 01:20:07,258 That's what you had in mind all along, isn't it? 1111 01:20:07,328 --> 01:20:09,455 No shit, Sherlock! 1112 01:20:09,663 --> 01:20:14,400 We're not talking about one hungry plant here, we're talking about world conquest! 1113 01:20:14,435 --> 01:20:17,162 And I want to thank you! 1114 01:20:17,305 --> 01:20:21,133 You're not gonna get away with this, your kind never does! 1115 01:20:23,377 --> 01:20:26,836 I don't care what it takes, only one of us gets out of here alive! 1116 01:20:27,015 --> 01:20:28,742 ♫ Better wait a minute. ♫ 1117 01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:31,245 ♫ You better hold the phone. ♫ 1118 01:20:31,485 --> 01:20:35,692 ♫ Better mind your manners, better change your tone. ♫ 1119 01:20:36,024 --> 01:20:40,340 ♫ Don't you threaten me, son, you got a lot of gall. ♫ 1120 01:20:40,462 --> 01:20:42,362 ♫ We're gonna do things my way, ♫ 1121 01:20:42,431 --> 01:20:45,840 ♫ or we won't do things at all. ♫ 1122 01:20:48,355 --> 01:20:50,098 Ira! 1123 01:20:50,172 --> 01:20:52,593 ♫ You in trouble now. ♫ 1124 01:20:53,814 --> 01:20:56,164 Yes she damn! 1125 01:21:05,854 --> 01:21:07,982 ♫ You don't know what you're messin' with. ♫ 1126 01:21:08,057 --> 01:21:10,357 ♫ You got no idea. ♫ 1127 01:21:10,460 --> 01:21:14,856 ♫ You don't know what you're lookin' at when you're lookin' here. ♫ 1128 01:21:15,031 --> 01:21:19,059 ♫ You don't know what you're up against. No, no way, no how. ♫ 1129 01:21:19,569 --> 01:21:21,663 ♫ You don't know what you're messin' with. ♫ 1130 01:21:21,738 --> 01:21:23,991 ♫ But I'm gonna tell you now. ♫ 1131 01:21:24,027 --> 01:21:30,827 ♫ - Now. -Now. - Now. - Now. ♫ 1132 01:21:30,915 --> 01:21:34,047 ♫ Get this straight! I'm just a mean, green mother from outer space. ♫ 1133 01:21:34,117 --> 01:21:36,274 ♫ - And I'm bad. - Mean, green, bad. ♫ 1134 01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:37,409 Outer space? 1135 01:21:37,439 --> 01:21:40,782 ♫ I'm just a mean, green mother from outer space, and it looks like you've been had. ♫ 1136 01:21:40,858 --> 01:21:43,258 ♫ I'm a just mean, green mother from outer space. ♫ 1137 01:21:43,327 --> 01:21:44,487 ♫ So get off my back. ♫ 1138 01:21:44,561 --> 01:21:45,722 ♫ Get out of my face. ♫ 1139 01:21:45,796 --> 01:21:47,821 ♫ 'Cause I'm mean and green. ♫ 1140 01:21:47,998 --> 01:21:50,490 ♫ And I am bad. ♫ 1141 01:21:55,940 --> 01:21:58,231 ♫ Want to save your skin, boy? ♫ 1142 01:21:58,342 --> 01:22:00,333 ♫ You want to save your hide? ♫ 1143 01:22:00,411 --> 01:22:02,610 ♫ You want to see tomorrow? ♫ 1144 01:22:02,747 --> 01:22:05,014 ♫ You better step aside. ♫ 1145 01:22:05,183 --> 01:22:07,141 ♫ You better take a tip, boy. ♫ 1146 01:22:07,352 --> 01:22:09,542 ♫ You want some good advice? ♫ 1147 01:22:09,754 --> 01:22:14,223 ♫ You better take it easy 'cause you're walkin' on thin ice. ♫ 1148 01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:18,653 ♫ You don't know what you're dealin' with, no, you never did. ♫ 1149 01:22:18,897 --> 01:22:23,430 ♫ You don't know what you're lookin' at, but that's tough titty, kid. ♫ 1150 01:22:23,636 --> 01:22:27,367 ♫ The lion don't sleep tonight and if you pull his tail he roars. ♫ 1151 01:22:27,439 --> 01:22:29,840 ♫ You say that ain't fair, you say that ain't nice. ♫ 1152 01:22:29,909 --> 01:22:32,073 ♫ You know what I say? "Up yours!" ♫ 1153 01:22:32,103 --> 01:22:36,677 ♫ - Up. - Up. - Up. - Up. - Up. ♫ 1154 01:22:36,749 --> 01:22:37,841 ♫ Watch me now! ♫ 1155 01:22:37,918 --> 01:22:40,351 ♫ I'm just a mean, green mother from outer space. ♫ 1156 01:22:40,419 --> 01:22:42,763 ♫ - And I'm bad. - Mean, green, bad. ♫ 1157 01:22:42,793 --> 01:22:44,753 ♫ I'm just a mean, green mother, a real disgrace. ♫ 1158 01:22:44,824 --> 01:22:46,923 ♫ And you got me fighting mad. ♫ 1159 01:22:47,093 --> 01:22:49,324 ♫ I'm just a mean, green mother from outer space, ♫ 1160 01:22:49,395 --> 01:22:51,829 ♫ I'm gonna trash your ass, gonna rock this place. ♫ 1161 01:22:51,899 --> 01:22:54,059 ♫ I'm mean and green. ♫ 1162 01:22:54,134 --> 01:22:57,369 ♫ And I am bad! ♫ 1163 01:22:59,773 --> 01:23:02,073 ♫ Ya know, I don't come from no black lagoon. ♫ 1164 01:23:02,103 --> 01:23:04,402 ♫ I'm from past the stars, beyond the moon. ♫ 1165 01:23:04,476 --> 01:23:07,003 ♫ You can keep the "Thing", keep the "It". ♫ 1166 01:23:07,081 --> 01:23:09,878 ♫ Keep the creatures they don't mean shit. ♫ 1167 01:23:15,189 --> 01:23:17,121 All right, that does it! 1168 01:23:18,224 --> 01:23:20,716 ♫ I got killer buds, a power stem. ♫ 1169 01:23:20,861 --> 01:23:24,160 ♫ Nasty thorns and I'm using them, so, better move it out. ♫ 1170 01:23:24,431 --> 01:23:28,747 ♫ Nature calls, you got the point, I'm gonna bust your balls. ♫ 1171 01:23:35,183 --> 01:23:43,356 ♫ - Ah. -Ah. - Ah. -Ah. ♫ 1172 01:23:58,133 --> 01:24:00,965 ♫ I'm mean and green. ♫ 1173 01:24:03,225 --> 01:24:05,213 ♫ I'm mean and green. ♫ 1174 01:24:07,711 --> 01:24:09,774 ♫ I'm mean and green. ♫ 1175 01:24:10,105 --> 01:24:12,030 ♫ And I... ♫ 1176 01:24:12,310 --> 01:24:14,019 ♫ am... ♫ 1177 01:24:14,753 --> 01:24:17,294 ♫ bad. ♫ 1178 01:24:17,887 --> 01:24:20,865 Bye-bye, Seymour! 1179 01:25:20,885 --> 01:25:23,549 Oh, shit! 1180 01:27:41,818 --> 01:27:44,784 ♫ Little Shop Little Shop of Horror. ♫ 1181 01:27:44,902 --> 01:27:47,775 ♫ Little Shop Little Shop of Terror. ♫ 1182 01:27:47,805 --> 01:27:50,689 ♫ Call a cop Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 1183 01:27:50,778 --> 01:27:53,522 ♫ No, oh, oh, no-oh! ♫ 1184 01:27:53,622 --> 01:27:56,559 ♫ Little Shop Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 1185 01:27:56,584 --> 01:27:59,431 ♫ Bop she-bop, Little Shop of Terror. ♫ 1186 01:27:59,461 --> 01:28:02,421 ♫ Watch 'em drop Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 1187 01:28:02,451 --> 01:28:05,315 ♫ No, oh, oh, no-oh! ♫ 1188 01:28:05,345 --> 01:28:09,810 ♫ Shing-a-ling what a creepy thing to be happening. ♫ 1189 01:28:09,840 --> 01:28:11,414 ♫ Look out! Look out! Look out! ♫ 1190 01:28:11,444 --> 01:28:16,768 ♫ Shang-a-lang feel the Sturm und Drang in the air. ♫ 1191 01:28:16,798 --> 01:28:22,284 ♫ Stop right where you are don't move a thing. ♫ 1192 01:28:22,314 --> 01:28:23,126 ♫ You better... ♫ 1193 01:28:23,156 --> 01:28:27,327 ♫ You'd better, telling you, you'd better tell your mama. ♫ 1194 01:28:27,357 --> 01:28:36,409 ♫ Something's gonna get her she'd better, everybody better, beware! ♫ 1195 01:28:36,439 --> 01:28:37,642 ♫ Come-a, come- a, come-a. ♫ 1196 01:28:37,669 --> 01:28:40,478 ♫ Little Shop, Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 1197 01:28:40,545 --> 01:28:43,523 ♫ Never stop, never stop the terror. ♫ 1198 01:28:43,553 --> 01:28:46,403 ♫ Never stop, never stop the horror. ♫ 1199 01:28:46,433 --> 01:28:53,136 ♫ No, oh, oh, no, oh, oh, no, oh, oh, no! ♫ 1200 01:29:00,537 --> 01:29:03,532 ♫ When I was younger, just a bad little kid, ♫ 1201 01:29:03,779 --> 01:29:06,655 ♫ my mama noticed funny things I did, ♫ 1202 01:29:07,194 --> 01:29:09,696 ♫ like shooting puppies with a BB gun. ♫ 1203 01:29:09,744 --> 01:29:12,848 ♫ I'd poison guppies and when I was done, ♫ 1204 01:29:13,410 --> 01:29:15,755 ♫ I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head. ♫ 1205 01:29:16,676 --> 01:29:19,278 ♫ That's when my mama said, ♫ 1206 01:29:20,829 --> 01:29:22,213 ♫ What did she say? ♫ 1207 01:29:23,941 --> 01:29:26,966 ♫ She said, "My boy, I think someday" ♫ 1208 01:29:27,396 --> 01:29:29,737 ♫ What'd she say? ♫ 1209 01:29:30,367 --> 01:29:31,738 ♫ Just say it! ♫ 1210 01:29:31,930 --> 01:29:34,477 ♫ "You'll be a dentist". ♫ 1211 01:29:34,507 --> 01:29:38,059 ♫ "You have a talent for causing things pain." ♫ 1212 01:29:38,089 --> 01:29:40,763 ♫ "Son, be a dentist," ♫ 1213 01:29:40,793 --> 01:29:44,647 ♫ "People will pay you to be inhumane." ♫ 1214 01:29:44,677 --> 01:29:48,073 ♫ "Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood," ♫ 1215 01:29:48,104 --> 01:29:50,982 ♫ "and teaching would suit you still less." ♫ 1216 01:29:51,012 --> 01:29:53,521 ♫ "Son, be a dentist." ♫ 1217 01:29:53,906 --> 01:29:55,534 ♫ "You'll be a success." ♫ 1218 01:29:55,602 --> 01:29:58,068 ♫ Here he is, folks, the leader of the plaque. ♫ 1219 01:29:58,612 --> 01:30:01,488 ♫ Watch him suck up that gas. Oh, my God! ♫ 1220 01:30:01,741 --> 01:30:05,012 ♫ He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good. ♫ 1221 01:30:05,081 --> 01:30:07,585 ♫ Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? ♫ 1222 01:30:07,833 --> 01:30:10,379 That hurts! Wait, I'm not numb. 1223 01:30:10,525 --> 01:30:13,444 Aah, shut up. Open wide, here I come! 1224 01:30:15,190 --> 01:30:17,606 ♫ I am your dentist. ♫ 1225 01:30:18,299 --> 01:30:21,467 ♫ And I enjoy the career that I picked. ♫ 1226 01:30:21,919 --> 01:30:24,595 ♫ I am your dentist, ♫ 1227 01:30:25,102 --> 01:30:27,578 ♫ and I get off on the pain I inflict. ♫ 1228 01:30:27,608 --> 01:30:28,628 You'll love it. 1229 01:30:28,672 --> 01:30:31,176 ♫ I thrill when I drill a bicuspid. ♫ 1230 01:30:31,614 --> 01:30:35,388 ♫ It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted. ♫ 1231 01:30:38,063 --> 01:30:40,777 ♫ And though it may cause my patients distress, ♫ 1232 01:30:41,587 --> 01:30:44,482 ♫ somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me, ♫ 1233 01:30:44,508 --> 01:30:48,213 ♫ I know... I know that my mama's proud of me. ♫ 1234 01:30:48,780 --> 01:30:51,706 Oh, Mama! 1235 01:30:53,482 --> 01:30:56,406 ♫ 'Cause I'm a dentist, ♫ 1236 01:30:56,436 --> 01:30:58,560 ♫ and a success. ♫ 1237 01:31:00,590 --> 01:31:02,087 ♫ Say, "Aaah" ♫ 1238 01:31:02,117 --> 01:31:03,670 Oh. 1239 01:31:03,718 --> 01:31:05,471 ♫ Say, "Aaah". ♫ 1240 01:31:05,501 --> 01:31:06,746 Oh. 1241 01:31:07,085 --> 01:31:08,419 ♫ Say, "Aaah" ♫ 1242 01:31:08,748 --> 01:31:09,938 Aaah! 1243 01:31:09,968 --> 01:31:12,346 ♫ Now spit! ♫ 1244 01:31:18,904 --> 01:31:20,889 ♫ If you want a rationale, ♫ 1245 01:31:20,937 --> 01:31:22,662 ♫ It isn't very hard to see. ♫ 1246 01:31:22,692 --> 01:31:23,567 ♫ No, No, No... ♫ 1247 01:31:23,731 --> 01:31:25,615 ♫ Stop and think it over, pal. ♫ 1248 01:31:25,645 --> 01:31:28,150 ♫ The guy sure looks like plant food to me! ♫ 1249 01:31:28,180 --> 01:31:30,378 ♫ The guy sure looks like plant food to me! ♫ 1250 01:31:30,608 --> 01:31:34,447 ♫ The guy sure looks like plant food to me! ♫ 1251 01:31:34,477 --> 01:31:36,511 ♫ He's so nasty treatin' her rough! ♫ 1252 01:31:36,541 --> 01:31:39,046 ♫ Smackin' her around, and always talkin' so tough! ♫ 1253 01:31:39,345 --> 01:31:41,341 ♫ You need blood and he's got more than enough! ♫ 1254 01:31:41,371 --> 01:31:43,944 ♫ I need blood and he's got more than enough! ♫ 1255 01:31:43,974 --> 01:31:48,595 ♫ (You/I) need blood and he's got more than enough...! ♫ 1256 01:31:50,716 --> 01:31:53,012 So, Go Get It! 1257 01:31:59,286 --> 01:32:04,195 ♫ La la la la, la la la. ♫ 1258 01:32:04,425 --> 01:32:09,331 ♫ Ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya. ♫ 1259 01:32:09,409 --> 01:32:11,440 ♫ Poor Seymour pushed a broom, ♫ 1260 01:32:11,554 --> 01:32:14,038 ♫ nothing in his news but gloom and doom. ♫ 1261 01:32:14,068 --> 01:32:17,068 ♫ Then he lit a fuse, and give him room. ♫ 1262 01:32:17,098 --> 01:32:20,495 ♫ He started an explosion. Holy cow! ♫ 1263 01:32:20,525 --> 01:32:25,800 ♫ That thing went bang ka-boom. And he's havin' some fun now. ♫ 1264 01:32:26,038 --> 01:32:29,889 ♫ Some fun now! My word! Hope he's havin' some fun now? ♫ 1265 01:32:29,926 --> 01:32:33,711 ♫ Sure did! He's a-havin' some fun now. Oh boy! ♫ 1266 01:32:33,726 --> 01:32:35,914 ♫ Ain't he havin' some fun now? ♫ 1267 01:32:36,248 --> 01:32:37,219 ♫ Now! ♫ 1268 01:32:37,242 --> 01:32:41,001 ♫ Some fun now! Come and see him! Ain't he havin' some fun now? ♫ 1269 01:32:41,062 --> 01:32:43,733 ♫ Yes, Ma'am! He's a-havin' some fun now. ♫ 1270 01:32:43,763 --> 01:32:47,700 ♫ Oh boy! Ain't he havin' some fun now? ♫ 1271 01:32:51,194 --> 01:32:55,244 ♫ - Suddenly Seymour. - Suddenly Seymour. ♫ 1272 01:32:55,374 --> 01:32:59,528 ♫ - He purified you. - He purified you. ♫ 1273 01:32:59,558 --> 01:33:03,781 ♫ - Suddenly Seymour. - Suddenly Seymour. ♫ 1274 01:33:03,811 --> 01:33:09,439 ♫ - Showed me I can. - Yes, you can. ♫ 1275 01:33:10,035 --> 01:33:18,058 ♫ - Learn how to be more. - The girl that's inside me/you. ♫ 1276 01:33:18,194 --> 01:33:22,643 ♫ - With sweet understanding. - With sweet understanding. ♫ 1277 01:33:22,753 --> 01:33:27,124 ♫ - With sweet understanding. - With sweet understanding. ♫ 1278 01:33:27,254 --> 01:33:30,773 ♫ - With sweet understanding. ♫ 1279 01:33:31,003 --> 01:33:49,054 ♫ Seymour's your man. ♫ 102947