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[beeping]
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[sonographer]
And... wait just one second.
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[heartbeat]
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Yes, there's baby.
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[Maya cries]
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It's a tiny, little human being.
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Oh, my God. Luke, can you see?
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It's amazing. It's beautiful.
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So beautiful.
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[heartbeat continues]
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-Is--Is that the head?
-That is the head.
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And that heartbeat, Maya.
Listen.
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[heartbeat continues]
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[laughs]
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[heartbeat continues]
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I don't know what to say.
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Fucking Nora.
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Seriously?
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You're--You're gonna be
a father? Of a baby?
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Pregnancy tests can be wrong.
They go wrong all the time.
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Maya's having a 12-week scan
on January the 2nd.
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12 weeks? [chuckles]
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Shit. Right, okay, so you've
known for a while, then.
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We don't want to
jinx anything by, like,
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announcing it too soon.
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Hmm.
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And how are you--how are you
both feeling about it?
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Really excited. [laughs]
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Uh, um, it's a big surprise.
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Say that again.
[laughs] Jesus Christ.
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It wasn't planned,
but you know,
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we've talked about it forever,
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and--and we're really,
really happy.
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This is such amazing news.
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In our day,
it was normal to have kids
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at your sort of age.
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Get it over with.
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And then when they're grown up,
you're still in your 30s.
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You can have some fun.
[laughs]
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Dancing, go to Las Vegas,
all sorts.
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Have you guys
thought about schools?
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Uh, we're both still
at school, Darren.
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Yeah, you can't start too early.
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Good prep schools
get booked up really quickly,
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and the shit ones, actually.
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Sorry to be blunt,
but are you absolutely sure
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you want to go ahead with this?
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There is
another option available.
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I had a baby very young.
It ruined my life.
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-Mum!
-I might not mean you.
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What, you had a baby before me?
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We're definitely
keeping the baby.
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We know it's a huge thing,
Granny,
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but we think
we know what we're doing.
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Granny? Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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I'm going to be a granny,
and I'm not even 50 yet.
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There's--There's a lot
that we need to talk about.
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-Yeah.
-Okay?
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Because, for a start,
you know...
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I mean, Jesus Christ. A baby.
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[chuckles]
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Why don't I fetch
that cheese I brought
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and you can all sit around
with some oatcakes and quince
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and talk it through?
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Oh, Maya, can you eat cheese
in your, um, condition?
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Uh, no, she can't have
any soft blue cheese
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or any soft cheese
with a white rind.
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All right, no brie, then.
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Good God.
I'm so glad I'm a man.
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[Darren] What do we all fancy
falling asleep in front of?
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Is there a Bond? There's gotta
be a Bond on somewhere.
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He used to be a male model,
Sean Connery.
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Oh.
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He posed
for life-drawing classes,
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never with his old fella
hanging out, though,
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I don't think.
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[chuckles] Shame.
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We could always watch the King's
Christmas message at 3.
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Still feels funny, doesn't it,
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that it's the King's message
nowadays and not the Queen?
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Mm. Indeed.
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It's a sort of glue holding
the country together, isn't it,
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the King's Christmas message?
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Comforting, steady, solid.
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Are we gonna watch it, then?
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No. The Gruffalo's on.
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Oh. Great.
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[Jim] I fuckin' love
the Gruffalo.
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[Maya] These glasses...
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Do these go in this cupboard?
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Uh, no. One next to it.
Thanks, Maya.
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So, just to be clear,
you're still--
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you're still planning
to go to university?
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Uh, if I can get into
a London college, then yeah.
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And then my mum, my dad,
and my sister will help out
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with the baby
while I'm studying.
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-Oh.
-And then hopefully I'll get
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into a London uni, too,
and then I can work
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-evenings and weekends.
-S-Sorry, hang on.
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Um, what about
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the music production course
in Manchester?
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Oh, yeah, that was just
a mad punt. I won't get in.
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-Oh.
-There's, like,
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400 applications for 15 places.
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-Uh-huh.
-I've applied to Durham, too,
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but I won't go
even if I get an offer.
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And all my other choices
are in London.
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Right. Babies are expensive,
Luke. They just are.
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A part-time job's
not gonna cut it.
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Uh, my parents will help out
financially at the beginning.
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-Oh, yeah, I was just--
-Yeah, we can help out, too.
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-So, we can do that as well.
-We can help out, too.
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-Yeah, to--to an extent, yeah.
-Yeah, absolutely.
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Look, I... I know
it's a total shock.
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It was a shock to my parents
when we told them.
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Mm.
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Uh, 'cause your parents
already know?
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Just because of me
moving in and everything.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no,
obviously they needed to...
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-...to know.
-Yeah.
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[chuckles nervously]
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So, um, can this scan
tell you the sex of the baby?
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Not accurately, but it can
tell you the due date
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and whether
you're expecting twins.
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So, I mean, are we allowed
to come to the scan--
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I mean, scan--are parents--
grandparent--grandparents-to-be,
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are they allowed to--
to be at the scan?
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Uh, in the actual scan room,
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they say they only allow
two other people,
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apart from Luke...
and me, obviously.
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Oh, yeah, you're
kind of essential. Yeah.
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But, uh, other people
can wait outside.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay. Oh, that's great.
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That's good.
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So, are you, uh,
are you pleased for us?
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[inhales deeply]
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Yeah, yes, yes. [chuckles]
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Yeah, I mean, It's--
It's a shock, obviously.
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But as everyone said,
it is a huge shock.
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But, yeah, we're--yeah, we're--
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yeah, we're really happy
for you.
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Ah, it's a fucking disaster, Al.
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-He's 18.
-Mm-hmm.
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[whispers] 18.
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-She's... 18.
-Mm-hmm.
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18. They're both...
18 years old.
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It's like a Ken Loach film,
innit?
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-[sighs]
-Or I don't know. Fuckin'...
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-[snaps fingers]
-What's that--What's that movie?
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Juno?
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It's like fucking Juno,
isn't it?
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-It's not exactly like Juno.
-Well, whatever.
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[sighs] I guess we're just
gonna have to cope with it.
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There's--There's no alternative.
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-There clearly is.
-What?
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Wh-What your mum said.
The obvious alternative.
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They're keeping the baby, Paul.
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They said
they've thought about it.
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They've talked about it.
They're keeping it.
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Well, maybe they've
not thought hard enough.
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Do you know what I mean?
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Maybe some grownups
need to talk to them.
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We can't be the ones
to suggest a termination.
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They'll hate us, and we're
already on the back foot.
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-How?
-Maya's parents have known
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about this for ages.
They're way ahead of us.
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[sighs] They'll be the ones
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in the room at the scan,
won't they?
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Yeah. Yes, they will.
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Every single family has
an alpha set of grandparents
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and a beta set, and we're
in danger of becoming the betas.
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-It's mad!
-Mm.
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-Us being...
-I know.
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...grandparents is unreal.
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It's like, get
a fucking OBE or something,
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new hip,
becoming a magistrate.
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[sighs] I'm at
the denial stage, I think.
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Are you at the anger stage yet?
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I'm always at
the fucking anger stage.
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What are
the other stages again?
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-[laughs] Um, denial...
-[exhales deeply]
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...anger, bargaining,
depression, um...
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-Sporty, Scary, Posh.
-[laughs]
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-Divorced, beheaded, died.
-[laughing]
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Divorce... Divorced,
beheaded, survived.
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Oh, God. [laughs]
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[whispers]
Fucking hell, though, Al.
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I know.
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[exhales deeply]
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Right. Night, night, Grandpa.
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-Teeth out. Catheter in.
-No, but, really, babe, babe.
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This is such
a massive shitshow.
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It could ruin Luke's life.
It could.
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We won't let it, I promise.
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Hey. Yeah. Mmm.
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[exhales deeply]
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[switch clicks]
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[switch clicks]
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Sorry Ava we're holding you up.
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We're like a couple
of tortoises
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who've had a fall
and then shat themselves.
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It's fine. It's nice
to go slowly sometimes.
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It's good to get out
for a Boxing Day walk.
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You need to keep moving,
or you seize up, body and mind.
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It isn't Boxing Day,
though, is it?
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-Isn't it?
-Is it?
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It's the 27th.
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Oh, so it's like
the Boxing Day of Boxing Day.
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Which would make Christmas Day
Boxing Day Eve.
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So...
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how are you feeling
about Luke and all that, Ava?
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20 seconds.
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Sorry, love?
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There were 20 seconds
at Christmas dinner
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just after Luke said
he was moving in with Maya,
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where I thought, okay, maybe
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it's finally time for me to be
number one kid in the family.
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Right. And then he said
he was gonna be a dad.
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And then I wasn't
even number two kid again.
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I was suddenly number three
because of the baby.
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I'm jealous of a baby.
Not even a baby. An unborn baby.
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[sighs]
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So, what do you think
of your new place, Granny?
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Oh, wonderful.
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I wish we'd moved to
sheltered housing years ago.
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There's all sorts going on.
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Dance class, cookery class,
art class, book club, yoga.
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There's a hairdresser
comes once a week--Holly.
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Uh, chiropodist--Cliff.
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Oh. I love it.
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And what about you, Granddad?
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I think it's
the penultimate stop
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on my journey to the grave.
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Like Battersea Park Station
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when you're on the train
into Victoria,
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only Victoria is death,
and Battersea Park is
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coughing up blood
and getting jaundice.
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Oh, wow. Thanks, Jim.
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You've ruined
that train journey for me.
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Look. Look.
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We've got some
veggie cup-a-soups, Ava,
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if you fancy one,
mushroom and sweet corn.
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Great, thank you.
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00:10:22,878 --> 00:10:24,716
I've started knitting
some little baby clothes
246
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,720
for the great-grandchild.
247
00:10:26,753 --> 00:10:29,258
-Booties, a cardigan.
-That's nice.
248
00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:30,393
Mind your Gran's jigsaw.
249
00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,399
What is it?
250
00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:35,036
-Fucking enormous.
-Constable's Hay Wain.
251
00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:39,713
[whooshing]
252
00:10:39,746 --> 00:10:41,884
[sonographer] Everything's
looking absolutely fine.
253
00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,721
[Maya] Great.
254
00:10:43,754 --> 00:10:45,825
[sonographer] The placenta's
in exactly the right position.
255
00:10:45,858 --> 00:10:48,263
Oh, brilliant.
And it's just one baby?
256
00:10:48,296 --> 00:10:50,166
-Just the one, yes.
-[whispers] Oh, right.
257
00:10:50,199 --> 00:10:52,271
Unless its twin is
very good at hiding.
258
00:10:52,304 --> 00:10:54,174
[laughter]
259
00:10:54,207 --> 00:10:56,747
-One's enough for Luke.
-Yeah.
260
00:10:56,780 --> 00:10:59,051
[voice breaking]
Just feels, like...
261
00:10:59,084 --> 00:11:01,757
really real now,
doesn't it, Luke?
262
00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:02,926
Too real.
263
00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:05,430
[machine continues whooshing]
264
00:11:05,463 --> 00:11:07,200
No, not... not too real.
265
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,706
Like, real enough.
266
00:11:09,739 --> 00:11:11,777
You know, really... real.
267
00:11:11,810 --> 00:11:13,847
[whooshing continues]
268
00:11:23,065 --> 00:11:24,735
-That's almost it.
-Great. No hurry.
269
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,913
-Quick final check?
-Yep.
270
00:11:29,946 --> 00:11:32,785
Uh, your telly and PlayStation
are still down there.
271
00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:35,090
Yeah, I-I think I might just
keep 'em here, actually.
272
00:11:35,123 --> 00:11:38,229
Oh, right. You sure?
273
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,467
Yeah, there's not a lot
of space in Maya's room, so...
274
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,435
Okay.
275
00:11:42,938 --> 00:11:45,143
[sighs] Also,
I-I think I'd just
276
00:11:45,176 --> 00:11:47,447
quite like to get away sometimes
and be a kid again, you know?
277
00:11:48,784 --> 00:11:50,420
-Maybe here...
-Mm-hmm.
278
00:11:50,453 --> 00:11:52,759
...with Jacob?
Have some Jacob time.
279
00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:54,194
Oh. Okay.
280
00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:57,167
H-How is, um...
281
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,371
weird Jacob taking
all the baby news?
282
00:11:59,404 --> 00:12:01,777
-Uh... [chuckles] obsessed.
-[laughs]
283
00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:06,118
He's, um, he's Googling recipes
for Maya to combat constipation,
284
00:12:06,151 --> 00:12:09,091
and he's got a fetal growth
chart on his fridge.
285
00:12:09,124 --> 00:12:11,228
-Christ, he's amazing.
-Yeah.
286
00:12:11,261 --> 00:12:14,936
And a fucking lunatic.
[laughs] Hey.
287
00:12:14,969 --> 00:12:17,341
-Hi! I haven't been crying.
-Oh, good.
288
00:12:17,374 --> 00:12:20,213
Oh, Lukey.
I don't want you to go.
289
00:12:20,246 --> 00:12:21,950
-Won't be far away.
-No, I know.
290
00:12:21,983 --> 00:12:23,988
And I'll--I'll pop in a lot.
291
00:12:24,021 --> 00:12:26,192
Maya's family don't swear
that often, so I'll have to...
292
00:12:26,225 --> 00:12:28,363
-Oh. [laughs]
-[laughs] Funny.
293
00:12:28,396 --> 00:12:30,100
-See you soon.
-Bye.
294
00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:31,837
We'll see you
on New Year's Eve?
295
00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:33,072
Uh, no, I think we're
gonna be spending it
296
00:12:33,105 --> 00:12:34,408
at Maya's sister's,
if that's okay.
297
00:12:34,441 --> 00:12:37,214
No, sure, absolutely.
See you at the scan, then.
298
00:12:37,247 --> 00:12:40,855
Or the waiting room, whatever,
depending. [chuckles]
299
00:12:40,888 --> 00:12:42,859
Yeah. See you then.
300
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,529
Love you guys, and give
my love to Ava as well.
301
00:12:44,562 --> 00:12:45,564
-Will do. Love you.
-All right. Love you, mate.
302
00:12:45,597 --> 00:12:46,933
Cheers, Steve.
303
00:12:52,511 --> 00:12:53,445
[sighs]
304
00:12:55,249 --> 00:12:57,254
I think Maya should
have a termination.
305
00:12:57,287 --> 00:12:58,222
Hmm.
306
00:12:59,424 --> 00:13:00,927
-Hang on, what?
-[door opens]
307
00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:03,299
No. What was that?
308
00:13:03,332 --> 00:13:04,869
You said the same
a couple of days ago,
309
00:13:04,902 --> 00:13:06,138
Yeah, but then
you said the opposite.
310
00:13:06,171 --> 00:13:08,510
Luke is gonna
ruin his life, Paul.
311
00:13:08,543 --> 00:13:11,415
He's gonna throw away his future
and his 20s and everything
312
00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:13,453
-that's out there for him.
-What about the whole
313
00:13:13,486 --> 00:13:15,056
alpha grandparents thing
you were talking about?
314
00:13:15,089 --> 00:13:18,262
Fuck being grandparents!
We need to be parents!
315
00:13:18,295 --> 00:13:21,168
We need to step up and stop him
from throwing everything away.
316
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,039
[inhales sharply]
You really mean it, though, hon?
317
00:13:23,072 --> 00:13:24,876
-The "A" word.
-Not really.
318
00:13:24,909 --> 00:13:25,611
-Abortion.
-No, I know what you meant.
319
00:13:25,644 --> 00:13:29,017
-Sorry.
-No, not really, no, no.
320
00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:31,590
I just... Oh.
Maya wants this baby.
321
00:13:31,623 --> 00:13:34,428
-Right.
-Luke wants this baby, but...
322
00:13:34,461 --> 00:13:36,031
this is just about
the hardest bit of parenting
323
00:13:36,064 --> 00:13:38,302
that we've ever had to do,
and I'm--I am fucked
324
00:13:38,335 --> 00:13:39,906
if I know how we can manage it.
325
00:13:39,939 --> 00:13:42,310
Okay, me and you need
to get in sync, okay?
326
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,481
Me and you need
to get off the back foot,
327
00:13:44,515 --> 00:13:48,156
get ourselves fired up, and in
the fucking room for that scan.
328
00:13:48,189 --> 00:13:50,594
-You're right.
-New year, new us.
329
00:13:50,627 --> 00:13:53,533
[swing jazz music playing]
330
00:13:57,508 --> 00:14:00,080
Oh, I think I nodded off there
for a minute. [yawns]
331
00:14:00,113 --> 00:14:02,317
I'd fallen asleep, so I didn't
notice you nodding off.
332
00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:04,321
-[yawns] Mm.
-Well...
333
00:14:04,354 --> 00:14:06,927
three minutes
to the Big Ben bongs.
334
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,496
Shall I put BBC One on
for the bongs?
335
00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:10,968
Uh-huh, uh-huh. [sighs]
I'll go--I'll go get Ava.
336
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:12,003
Okay.
337
00:14:15,109 --> 00:14:16,445
-[chuckles]
-Fuck it. I'll text her.
338
00:14:17,681 --> 00:14:18,950
[sighs]
339
00:14:22,257 --> 00:14:23,927
Oh, do you need
topping up, babe?
340
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,363
-Yeah.
-Okay.
341
00:14:25,396 --> 00:14:26,933
Can't reach.
342
00:14:28,102 --> 00:14:29,572
[chuckles] Help.
343
00:14:30,273 --> 00:14:31,610
Hi, love.
344
00:14:31,643 --> 00:14:33,212
Hey, do you wanna
enjoy some champagne?
345
00:14:33,245 --> 00:14:34,481
No, thanks.
346
00:14:34,515 --> 00:14:37,087
-What have you been up to?
-Revising.
347
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:40,360
There's a history module that
I'm sort of struggling with,
348
00:14:40,393 --> 00:14:42,532
and anyway, boring,
but I need to work on it.
349
00:14:42,565 --> 00:14:45,369
-Can we help?
-It's fine.
350
00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:48,142
-Hmm.
-We know it's been tough
351
00:14:48,175 --> 00:14:52,217
for you, you know, with the baby
and the focus on Luke.
352
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:55,123
-It's fine.
-Ah. It's not, though.
353
00:14:55,156 --> 00:14:58,095
It's a big thing for Luke.
You need to concentrate on him.
354
00:14:58,128 --> 00:14:59,666
I haven't got
any big things going on.
355
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,505
Well, you--you have,
just not as dramatic as Luke.
356
00:15:02,538 --> 00:15:04,509
-Luke has always been dramatic.
-Yeah.
357
00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:06,513
Nearly dying,
punching me in the face.
358
00:15:06,546 --> 00:15:09,952
He's always been a bit...
primary colors.
359
00:15:13,693 --> 00:15:18,002
Is it all right if... I don't
really care about this baby?
360
00:15:18,035 --> 00:15:20,006
[people on TV counting down]
361
00:15:20,039 --> 00:15:23,446
Y-Yes, of--of course
that is allowed.
362
00:15:23,479 --> 00:15:24,716
[people on TV cheering]
363
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,318
-Oh.
-Oh.
364
00:15:26,351 --> 00:15:28,122
-Happy New Year.
-Happy New Year.
365
00:15:28,155 --> 00:15:29,424
-Hey.
-[glasses clink]
366
00:15:29,457 --> 00:15:31,428
[cheering continues,
fireworks popping on TV]
367
00:15:31,461 --> 00:15:33,432
[cellphone chimes]
368
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:35,136
[Big Ben tolling]
369
00:15:35,169 --> 00:15:38,008
[fireworks and cheering
continue]
370
00:15:40,714 --> 00:15:43,452
I might have that glass
of champagne, actually.
371
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,289
Yeah, of course. Coming up.
372
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:53,305
[birds chirping]
373
00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:57,080
So, have we gone past it?
374
00:15:57,113 --> 00:15:58,449
It definitely said
radiology this way,
375
00:15:58,482 --> 00:15:59,719
but the signs have run out.
376
00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:01,388
Right, so hang--hang on,
hang on.
377
00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:03,392
Is X-Ray Department the same
as Radiology Department?
378
00:16:03,425 --> 00:16:05,664
-Oh, shit, we're gonna be late.
-That's fucking mad!
379
00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:08,268
Isn't it? Having--Having two--
two names for the...
380
00:16:08,603 --> 00:16:10,306
Babe! Hon?
381
00:16:11,809 --> 00:16:14,582
-Is it cold?
-The gel?
382
00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:17,220
Only at first,
but you'll be tense,
383
00:16:17,253 --> 00:16:20,260
so you'll probably jump
a little bit, which means, Luke,
384
00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:22,197
you'll probably jump
a little bit, too.
385
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:24,201
[laughs] Yeah, probably.
386
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,504
Seeing inside
a human body, though,
387
00:16:25,537 --> 00:16:27,140
that's--that's pretty cool.
388
00:16:27,173 --> 00:16:28,610
Wait till your first
colonoscopy. Luke.
389
00:16:28,643 --> 00:16:30,280
-[laughter]
-[Ally] Oh.
390
00:16:30,313 --> 00:16:32,785
Hi. So sorry we're late.
Rubbish signs.
391
00:16:32,818 --> 00:16:35,156
Yeah, we--we went down
every corridor twice,
392
00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:38,396
like some NHS Pac-Man.
Anyway, I'm sorry. I'm Paul.
393
00:16:38,429 --> 00:16:40,166
Ah. Great to meet you, Paul.
I'm Sunil.
394
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,368
-This is my wife Meena.
-Oh.
395
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,472
-Meena, I'm Ally.
-[Sunil] Hi, Ally.
396
00:16:43,506 --> 00:16:45,644
-How you doing, love?
-Uh, a little bit nervous.
397
00:16:45,677 --> 00:16:49,217
Understandable. I'm a bit
nervous, too. [laughs]
398
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,221
[sighs] How are you, sport?
399
00:16:51,254 --> 00:16:54,361
Um... I'm a little bit nervous
as well, if I'm honest.
400
00:16:54,394 --> 00:16:56,633
-I'm perfectly calm.
-[laughter]
401
00:16:56,666 --> 00:16:59,572
No, he's not. He was up at 5:00
this morning cleaning the oven.
402
00:16:59,605 --> 00:17:01,107
Oh. [chuckles]
403
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,151
-Uh, happy New Year, by the way.
-[Sunil] Yes!
404
00:17:06,184 --> 00:17:07,855
Happy New Year.
Did you do anything special?
405
00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:10,326
Uh, no, just, uh, fell asleep
in front of the telly, right?
406
00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:11,361
Then--then the bongs and...
407
00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:14,267
[chuckles] The BBC bongs?
408
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,673
-Always. The official bongs.
-[laughter]
409
00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:18,810
Never trust
Jools Holland's bongs.
410
00:17:18,843 --> 00:17:20,413
-They're pre-recorded.
-[laughter]
411
00:17:20,446 --> 00:17:21,683
-True.
-[Paul] Yeah.
412
00:17:21,716 --> 00:17:23,319
We all had, uh, dinner
at my sister's.
413
00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:24,454
She's got a three-year-old.
414
00:17:24,487 --> 00:17:26,660
-Ah, lovely.
-Oh, that's a lovely age.
415
00:17:26,693 --> 00:17:29,799
I mean, to be. It's an absolute
bastard for a parent.
416
00:17:29,832 --> 00:17:31,670
-[laughter]
-Yeah, and, uh,
417
00:17:31,703 --> 00:17:33,406
Maya didn't sleep through
the night till she was, what,
418
00:17:33,439 --> 00:17:34,709
-four years old?
-[Ally] Oh.
419
00:17:34,742 --> 00:17:36,412
-[Sunil] Yeah.
-It almost killed us.
420
00:17:36,445 --> 00:17:38,282
-We almost murdered her.
-Yeah.
421
00:17:38,315 --> 00:17:39,417
-[laughter]
-[sonographer] Maya?
422
00:17:39,719 --> 00:17:41,188
Hi.
423
00:17:41,221 --> 00:17:42,558
We'll be ready for you
in five minutes.
424
00:17:42,591 --> 00:17:44,695
-Oh, great.
-And are you the dad?
425
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,438
Y-Yeah, I'm the dad, yeah.
426
00:17:49,471 --> 00:17:52,310
We can only have two of you in
the scanning room, I'm afraid.
427
00:17:55,383 --> 00:17:59,458
[whooshing]
428
00:17:59,491 --> 00:18:01,596
[Maya, voice breaking]
It's just, um...
429
00:18:01,629 --> 00:18:04,602
It just feels really real now,
doesn't it, Luke?
430
00:18:04,635 --> 00:18:07,306
[Luke] Yeah. Too real.
431
00:18:09,477 --> 00:18:11,583
No, not--not--not too real,
obviously.
432
00:18:11,616 --> 00:18:14,789
Just real enough, you know?
Really real.
433
00:18:14,822 --> 00:18:16,726
Oh, it's the best thing
I've seen on telly in months.
434
00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:18,428
[laughter]
435
00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:20,834
-Can you see okay there?
-Yeah. [chuckles]
436
00:18:22,738 --> 00:18:25,877
-It's amazing, isn't it?
-Really amazing.
437
00:18:28,616 --> 00:18:31,321
Babies really live up
to the hype, don't they?
438
00:18:36,264 --> 00:18:37,467
-They're 18.
-I know!
439
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,571
-It's mad.
-It's terrifying, Paul.
440
00:18:40,005 --> 00:18:41,643
I-I mean, we have to
support them.
441
00:18:41,676 --> 00:18:43,212
-Mm-hmm.
-Well, of course, yeah.
442
00:18:43,245 --> 00:18:45,349
-But also...
-Exactly.
443
00:18:45,382 --> 00:18:47,621
...it could be a disaster.
In fact, my first reaction was,
444
00:18:47,654 --> 00:18:49,892
-this is a disaster.
-Mm-hmm.
445
00:18:49,925 --> 00:18:53,567
But Meena managed to row me back
to this could be a disaster.
446
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,403
But they're 18.
447
00:18:55,436 --> 00:18:58,209
I've got whiskey older than that
and some T-shirts.
448
00:18:58,242 --> 00:18:59,746
-[chuckles]
-It's so nice to know
449
00:18:59,779 --> 00:19:01,215
you're as freaked out
as we are.
450
00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:02,885
Oh, I'm as freaked out
as I've ever been, Ally,
451
00:19:02,918 --> 00:19:03,754
and I've been
freaked out a lot.
452
00:19:03,787 --> 00:19:05,423
-Ah.
-Oh, hey!
453
00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:06,826
-Hey, hey.
-Hi.
454
00:19:06,859 --> 00:19:10,366
-Hey. How was it, Maya?
-[sighs] Amazing.
455
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,437
-Super amazing.
-It really was.
456
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,374
-[Sunil] Did your mother cry?
-Of course she did.
457
00:19:14,407 --> 00:19:16,311
She used to cry
at Bob the Builder.
458
00:19:16,344 --> 00:19:18,650
-It was the camaraderie.
-Sure.
459
00:19:18,683 --> 00:19:20,954
-[laughter]
-Oh, while I remember,
460
00:19:20,987 --> 00:19:22,792
Granny Jackie asked me
to give you these.
461
00:19:22,825 --> 00:19:24,494
She's knitted something
for the baby.
462
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,268
They're huge.
463
00:19:28,937 --> 00:19:30,841
I'm sure the baby
will grow into them.
464
00:19:30,874 --> 00:19:32,410
Yeah, and if not,
I can always wear them
465
00:19:32,443 --> 00:19:34,347
-when I'm doing the gardening.
-[laughter]
466
00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:45,671
-I'm really glad I saw the baby.
-Mm.
467
00:19:45,704 --> 00:19:47,875
-I think I'll be a good auntie.
-Oof.
468
00:19:47,908 --> 00:19:49,678
I think you'll be
an excellent auntie.
469
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,557
So, have you two come to terms
with Luke being a dad?
470
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:56,525
-Fuck, no.
-Never.
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