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??
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[tires squealing]
- [Quiet] Jesus!
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If you're tired,
just pull over.
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- Look, I'm on a schedule.
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Besides, it'd be
a lot easier
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if I didn't have to sit here
in complete silence.
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Knock-knock.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm telling a joke.
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I say, "Knock-knock."
You say, "Who's there?"
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- So, I should already know
the joke before you tell it?
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That's idiotic.
- It's a classic joke structure
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with a little audience
participation.
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I say, "Knock-knock."
You say, "Who's there?"
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I say somethin' like, "Orange."
You say, "Orange who?"
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Then I hit you
with the punch line.
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- Why the fuck am I
talking to an orange?
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- Why are you
making this so hard?
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Just say,
"Who's there?"
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Ready?
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Knock-knock.
[rumbling]
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- Do you hear that?
- Yes, it's me knocking.
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[rumbling]
Wait. I hear it, too.
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Hold on.
Activating stealth mode.
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[rumbling]
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[horns honking]
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Oh, shit! They have
stealth mode, too!
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- [Quiet]
What the hell?
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Just turn around.
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- [John Doe] I can't.
They're everywhere.
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- [Quiet] Oh, my god.
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- [John Doe] Move!
- [Quiet] Oh, my god!
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Fuck! Fuck!
- [John Doe] Move! Move!
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- Shoot them.
- [John Doe] With what?
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The law stripped Evelyn
back down to factory settings.
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Oh, I guess
they missed that one.
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[cocking gun]
Hey, don't waste my shells.
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I only have four
of those.
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[gunshot and ricochet]
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Shooting a steel door, smart.
Now, I only have three.
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[horns honking]
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[tires squealing]
[screaming]
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- Go faster! Go faster!
- Okay! Okay!
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- [Quiet] Oh, no, no, no!
Go slower! Go slower!
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- Make up your mind!
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[screaming]
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Whoa!
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[tires squeal]
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[gate slams]
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Hey!
You'll get it back
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when you act mature enough
to handle it.
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- Okay, dad.
[blows raspberry]
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- [Watts] Come on out,
milkman!
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We ain't
gonna hurt you.
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- Yeah, right. Huh.
Fell for that before.
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- You have?
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- [Miranda] You know,
if we wanted to,
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you'd be dead already.
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Look, I swear,
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I swear on
granny's steering wheel
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no harm is gonna
come to you.
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We just--
we wanna flap lips.
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- I don't even know
what that means.
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But fine.
We're comin' out.
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- I'm sorry that
we-we snatched ya up
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the way that we did,
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but I saw that placard
on your rump,
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and I was like,
we gotta talk.
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I'm Watts.
I run these rigs.
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- John. This is Quiet.
She don't talk.
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- Motherfucker, eat shit.
- Much.
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Hello. Hey.
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- My blood missiles?
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Honey, those are outside
your weight class.
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Oh, she's a beaut.
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Hmm.
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Did you install this limited
slip differential yourself?
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- Sure did. Got it off of a--
- It's backwards.
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[chuckles]
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- Wow, did you invite me here
to insult me or to talk?
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- Yeah, it's not really me
who wants a word.
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Lock it up.
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- Whoa.
- Whoa! [yelping]
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- Come on.
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??
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??
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Welcome to convoy.
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- Wow!
Okay, I'm impressed.
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- [Watts] Our founders
drove these semis
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when the walls
went up.
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Figure we'd better keep movin'
than be sittin' ducks.
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No offense, Bella.
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- That's a chicken.
- No, it's not.
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And now, our little family is
around about 30 rigs all told.
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- And you never stop.
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How the hell
do you fuel up?
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- Oh, nothing goes to waste,
even our waste.
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You see,
we take our doodies
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and turn 'em into fuel.
- Yeah, we get it.
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- Somethin' tells me
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I don't wanna taste
your lemonade either.
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- Okay, I'm gonna have
to ask y'all to stay here.
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Feel free
to look around.
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I need a lift
to the sleeper car.
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- So, how'd you
lose yours?
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Metal shear?
Angle grinder?
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Oh, somethin' worse.
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- It's fine.
- Oh, hmm.
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Well, uh, let me see
what I got here.
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Oh, this oughta fit.
- I can't pay.
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- Not lookin' for pay.
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Just think you could shine
a bit more, if you want.
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Mm-hmm.
That's it.
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- Thanks.
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- Don't get it wet.
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- Hey, she's here.
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- Someone there?
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- I brought you
to the milkman, granny.
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[groans]
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- I'd get up
and shake your hands,
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but my get away sticks
ain't what they used to be.
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- Granny,
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your air tubes
go to nowhere.
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- Well, shit.
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I thought I had ya.
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[groans]
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This Goddamn metal bar
keeps stickin' in my ass.
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Uh, uh, hey,
be careful with that.
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Took me ages to write,
and I only got the one copy.
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- You did that
while driving?
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[laughing]
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- Sometimes you gotta
throw it in reverse.
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[laughing]
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Listen, milkman,
I know I don't look it,
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but my insides look like
a seven car pileup.
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I need you to go pick up
some medicine for me.
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- You want me
to make a run for free?
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You're up to your asshole
in drivers.
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Ask one of them.
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- Can't afford to lose
any of them.
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- The last milkman
never came back.
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The roads are rough these days
with the vultures,
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the lawmen,
the holy men.
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- Don't love the sound
of that last one.
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- Look, I don't have time
for scenic detours.
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I have
a very important delivery,
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and I got a long way
still to go.
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- I heard your ride
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is as naked as a baby
on its birthday.
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You ain't gonna get far,
you can't defend yourself.
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Well, let me
make it plain.
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You do this run
for me,
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I'll will
saddle you up
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with all the upgrades
we can supply.
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We will weld on some guns,
right now.
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Get the rest
when you get back.
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[spits]
Deal?
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- Only if I get those
red missiley things.
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- Mnh-mnh. My blood missiles--
they ain't for sale.
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- You can have one.
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- What, granny? Come on.
- Three.
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- Two.
- Twenty.
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- Zero.
- Zero.
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- Okay. [spits]
One it is.
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- Done.
[chuckles]
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Pickup is at our
pharmacist's.
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I'll write ya up
some directions.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You didn't tell me that
he's going to see her.
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- Where'd you think
he was goin'?
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Watts and the pharmacist
had a bit of a falling out.
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- Falling out?
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No, I pushed her
out of a truck.
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- Honey,
go weld somethin'.
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- I am.
I'm gonna weld somethin'.
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I'm gonna weld some guns
to your fucking Subaru.
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You fuckin'
son of a bitch.
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- What about Topeka?
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- Did you miss the fact
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that a semi swallowed us up
like a fuckin' whale?
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Now, the only way
I'm making it back to Chicago,
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is if Evelyn
is armed to the teeth,
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and now she's just gums.
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So, chill.
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I'll be back tomorrow.
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- Oh, no, no, no.
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I'm coming with you.
- Like hell you are.
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This is milkman business,
and you're not a milkman.
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[scoffs]
- If you die out there,
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I'm stuck here
with horndog granny.
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- Look, I'm not gonna die.
I give you my word.
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- I'm coming with you.
- Fine.
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- [John Doe]
"Three clicks past
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the oak of eight branches."
What are these?
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Directions to a pharmacist
or to a hidden treasure?
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Why couldn't she just say,
"Turn left?"
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So, what do you
think happened
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between Watts
and the pharmacist?
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- Don't know.
Don't care.
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- Oh, cool.
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See you got a new finger to go
with your robotic personality.
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??
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I bet that was
those holy men guys.
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- Oh, you think?
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Bad way to go.
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[scoffs]
- I've seen worse.
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Deskinned by butchers.
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Crushed to death
by monster trucks.
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That's plural.
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I knew a milkman that
fell asleep on an anthill,
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and those little shits ate 'em
alive from the insides out.
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Poor bastard betrayed
by his butthole.
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- Sounds like milkmen
don't live long.
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- We don't.
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You know, when I joined up
to be a milkman,
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I was skin and bones.
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00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:07,567
You could play my ribcage
like a xylophone.
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I joined up to survive.
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I make my run.
I kill some vultures.
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I do whatever I have to
to see another sunrise.
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You know what
they told me
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when they gave me
this milkman I.D.?
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- Why would I know that?
I wasn't there.
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- You're messing
up the story.
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They told me
milkmen don't die old.
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But if I deliver this package
to New San Francisco,
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I might be the first.
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[bells tolling]
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- You hear those bells?
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- [John Doe] Holy men.
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Good thing they sound far away.
Let's haul ass.
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[knocking]
Hello?
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Anybody in there?
[knocking]
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- [Amber] Salutations.
[screaming]
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- [John Doe] Um, hi.
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We're here on, uh,
behalf of the convoy.
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- You're the pharmacist?
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00:11:24,602 --> 00:11:26,604
- No, I'm Amber.
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Tea? It's gelsemium elegans.
I cut it this morning.
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00:11:33,111 --> 00:11:38,825
Oh, you look
so thirsty.
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- I am.
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00:11:41,369 --> 00:11:43,246
- The sun isn't
holding back today,
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are you,
you big yellow bastard?
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[giggles]
Bastard.
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00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:50,128
Oh.
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00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:53,506
So, you have refreshments.
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And I have questions.
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[retching]
- Quiet, what the fuck?
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[retching]
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00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:05,268
- Oh, save your strength.
250
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:07,437
You won't be able to move
for a little while.
251
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:14,610
??
252
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,947
- [John Doe] I knew this pickup
was a bad idea.
253
00:12:17,989 --> 00:12:20,783
Quiet, get my gun.
[wretches]
254
00:12:20,825 --> 00:12:22,910
- [Amber] Oh.
255
00:12:22,952 --> 00:12:27,331
So, why did you kill
the convoy's milkman?
256
00:12:27,373 --> 00:12:28,249
- No, I didn't.
257
00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:29,625
- Mnh-mnh-mnh.
258
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:31,169
- [John Doe] I didn't.
I'm a replacement.
259
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:34,088
You can check
my milkman placard?
260
00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:38,968
- This is my friend,
dendrocnide moriodes.
261
00:12:39,010 --> 00:12:41,262
His nickname is
Mr. Gympie-Gympie.
262
00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:45,850
The nettle so nice
they named him twice.
263
00:12:45,892 --> 00:12:48,019
He's not so nice
when you touch him, though.
264
00:12:48,061 --> 00:12:50,938
I've heard it's like
licking a live wire,
265
00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:56,152
or taking an acid shower,
or going into cardiac arrest.
266
00:12:56,194 --> 00:13:00,406
I wonder what it'll
feel like for you.
267
00:13:02,408 --> 00:13:03,659
- No.
268
00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:07,705
[screaming]
269
00:13:07,747 --> 00:13:10,750
- All I hear
is buzzing,
270
00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:14,837
but you aren't
a helpful little bee, are you?
271
00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:18,383
You're a locust,
a holy man,
272
00:13:18,424 --> 00:13:25,014
reveling and eating
and killing and fucking.
273
00:13:25,056 --> 00:13:30,186
Thankfully, I am a firm believer
in the power of recycling.
274
00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:36,567
- Granny, she's sick.
275
00:13:36,609 --> 00:13:37,735
- Okay.
276
00:13:37,777 --> 00:13:38,986
- No, no, no, no, no.
It's true.
277
00:13:39,028 --> 00:13:40,905
The medicine is for her.
You don't believe me,
278
00:13:40,947 --> 00:13:43,408
you can look in my pocket,
right there.
279
00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:44,367
[grunting]
- What are you--
280
00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:45,535
[sighs]
281
00:13:58,548 --> 00:14:00,258
Open.
282
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:01,843
Chew.
283
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,095
Okay, good.
284
00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:05,888
Sorry I thought
you were holy men.
285
00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:07,724
They're on pilgrimage,
and they're everywhere.
286
00:14:07,765 --> 00:14:09,142
I wouldn't.
287
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:11,936
Mr. conium maculatum here
would love a chance
288
00:14:11,978 --> 00:14:14,063
to knock you
on your tushy.
289
00:14:14,105 --> 00:14:16,441
- Man,
fuck this place.
290
00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:21,279
- So, here is the medicine
granny requested but...
291
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,240
[sighs]
292
00:14:24,282 --> 00:14:26,784
Are you sure
she wanted this?
293
00:14:26,826 --> 00:14:29,078
It has no
medicinal purpose.
294
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,872
- Well, it's on the list,
295
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,124
so maybe granny
just likes flowers.
296
00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:35,209
[giggles]
297
00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:37,545
- I never gave these
to her.
298
00:14:40,298 --> 00:14:43,051
Here you go.
299
00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:44,510
- Is it true
somebody threw you
300
00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:45,595
out of a moving truck?
301
00:14:48,431 --> 00:14:51,350
- Only because
I poisoned her first.
302
00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:52,518
[giggles]
303
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,979
Watts and I have
disagreements.
304
00:14:55,021 --> 00:15:00,401
Plants need space
to spread their roots.
305
00:15:00,443 --> 00:15:01,986
[sighs]
306
00:15:02,028 --> 00:15:03,780
She couldn't make
room for me,
307
00:15:03,821 --> 00:15:07,950
so I found a place
308
00:15:07,992 --> 00:15:10,369
where I could have
all the space I needed,
309
00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:13,998
here, alone.
310
00:15:19,087 --> 00:15:21,214
Give my love to Granny.
311
00:15:28,471 --> 00:15:30,681
[bells ringing]
312
00:15:30,723 --> 00:15:32,016
- We can take 'em.
313
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:39,399
- Nah.
314
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:43,945
[engines revving]
[whooping]
315
00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:50,910
[bells ringing]
316
00:15:50,952 --> 00:15:52,245
- [Quiet]
Where are we going?
317
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,330
- [John Doe] They've been
behind us for 50 miles,
318
00:15:54,372 --> 00:15:55,915
and they're only
getting closer.
319
00:15:55,957 --> 00:15:57,333
We gotta get off the road.
320
00:16:01,087 --> 00:16:03,548
[engines revving]
[whooping]
321
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:04,674
[grunting]
322
00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:14,976
[bells ringing]
323
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:21,816
[engines fading]
324
00:16:21,858 --> 00:16:23,109
- [John Doe] They're gone.
325
00:16:23,151 --> 00:16:25,862
I think we're good
for the night.
326
00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:26,946
Ah!
327
00:16:26,988 --> 00:16:29,031
- Turtle, turtle...
[fizzles out]
328
00:16:29,073 --> 00:16:31,242
- Pfft.
I can do that.
329
00:16:31,284 --> 00:16:33,077
Let's go find
a place to crash.
330
00:16:33,119 --> 00:16:35,204
It smell like popcorn
and ass in here.
331
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,794
[sniffing]
332
00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:44,672
- Oh, my God,
am I the ass?
333
00:16:52,764 --> 00:16:54,015
- Huh?
334
00:16:54,057 --> 00:16:55,683
Solid recliner, huh?
335
00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:56,809
A lotta leg room.
336
00:16:56,851 --> 00:16:58,436
We could definitely
sleep here, right?
337
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:05,318
Wait here.
338
00:17:12,658 --> 00:17:14,118
Good news!
339
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,746
They have an absolute
classic in here!
340
00:17:24,587 --> 00:17:27,173
[footsteps nearing]
341
00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:31,427
- Is this a silent movie?
342
00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:39,018
- Hello, citizen.
Hop on.
343
00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:42,397
I'm pretty sure
I remember what happens.
344
00:17:42,438 --> 00:17:44,857
It doesn't look safe,
Blank Man,
345
00:17:44,899 --> 00:17:47,068
and why are you drooling?
346
00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:49,028
Well, because
you're so attractive.
347
00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:50,530
Hmm...
348
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:54,700
I don't normally meet citizens
of the female persuasion.
349
00:17:58,121 --> 00:17:59,831
- [Quiet] Oh, no, my shoe!
350
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,833
Why was I cursed
with such tiny feet?
351
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,918
[laughing]
352
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,587
It's your line.
- Oh, right.
353
00:18:06,629 --> 00:18:10,007
I have to say, I like when
you grab me like that.
354
00:18:10,049 --> 00:18:12,593
- How dare you
objectify me?
355
00:18:12,635 --> 00:18:15,513
- Oh, no, that's right.
I gotta keep it PG-13.
356
00:18:15,555 --> 00:18:17,849
- Yeah, you'd need a map to know
where to put it, anyway.
357
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:21,018
[laughing]
358
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:23,187
Do this a lot?
359
00:18:23,229 --> 00:18:24,605
- Only when I'm waiting
for a storm to pass
360
00:18:24,647 --> 00:18:26,899
or in between runs,
I'll check out a flick.
361
00:18:26,941 --> 00:18:29,110
I like the action ones.
362
00:18:29,152 --> 00:18:30,445
Feels good to
watch somebody else
363
00:18:30,486 --> 00:18:32,572
get shot at
for once, you know?
364
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:33,906
You like the movies?
365
00:18:33,948 --> 00:18:35,992
- Mmm...
366
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:37,493
We weren't allowed to
watch them.
367
00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:41,038
[chuckles]
368
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,458
- What? Let me in
on the joke.
369
00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:45,710
- Okay.
370
00:18:45,752 --> 00:18:48,046
One time, my brother
snuck us into a theater
371
00:18:48,087 --> 00:18:50,048
when nobody was looking.
372
00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:52,341
- Rebel. How was it?
373
00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:53,926
- The movie?
I don't remember.
374
00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:56,637
It was with two cowboys
fighting a mechanical spider.
375
00:18:56,679 --> 00:18:58,139
- Love that.
376
00:18:58,181 --> 00:19:00,183
- All I remember, is how hard
my brother laughed.
377
00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:02,060
[laughing]
378
00:19:02,101 --> 00:19:03,770
He had a great laugh.
379
00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:05,772
It sounded like
a chainsaw.
380
00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:08,858
[laughing]
381
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:11,652
- He sounds annoyin'.
- He was.
382
00:19:11,694 --> 00:19:13,446
He was so annoying.
383
00:19:15,782 --> 00:19:16,824
He was so annoying.
384
00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:21,204
It was so cold
in the theater.
385
00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:23,289
He let me wear his jacket.
386
00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:24,624
He never let me wear it.
387
00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:28,127
And now it's all I got.
388
00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:34,092
What?
- Oh, nothin'.
389
00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:37,428
It's just the first time we've
talked without a "motherfucker"
390
00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:39,430
or a "fuck you"
slipping in there.
391
00:19:39,472 --> 00:19:42,141
- Fuck you, motherfucker.
- That's better.
392
00:19:42,183 --> 00:19:44,227
[chuckles]
393
00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:47,188
- Who is this guy?
- Oh, this is the best part.
394
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:51,150
So, do you wanna play
Michael "The Suit" Minnelli?
395
00:19:53,236 --> 00:19:56,489
- Ahh, look how thin
my mustache is!
396
00:19:56,531 --> 00:19:57,740
[laughing]
397
00:19:57,782 --> 00:19:58,491
- [John Doe] I'm coming to
get you, Minnelli,
398
00:19:58,533 --> 00:20:00,118
no matter what you say.
399
00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:01,869
- [Quiet]
You'll never catch me!
400
00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:05,164
I'm gonna sweat through
this satin set of pajamas.
401
00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:06,582
[laughing]
402
00:20:18,636 --> 00:20:31,107
??
403
00:20:31,149 --> 00:20:32,650
[clears throat]
404
00:20:32,692 --> 00:20:34,026
- Oh!
405
00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:36,654
Uh, hey, they have
running water,
406
00:20:36,696 --> 00:20:39,115
so I figured,
you know, laundry day.
407
00:20:39,157 --> 00:20:40,199
[chuckles]
408
00:20:44,662 --> 00:20:46,622
- Stop!
- What? What's wrong?
409
00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:48,332
- I didn't ask you
to do that.
410
00:20:48,374 --> 00:20:49,500
Didn't you hear what
I said last night?
411
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:51,419
- Yes, you said
it was all you had,
412
00:20:51,461 --> 00:20:52,670
so I tried
to clean it.
413
00:20:52,712 --> 00:20:54,005
I was trying to do
somethin' nice.
414
00:20:54,047 --> 00:20:55,298
- You washed it!
415
00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,802
There's nothing left.
There's none of him left!
416
00:20:59,844 --> 00:21:04,015
I didn't even get to
say goodbye, but I had this.
417
00:21:04,057 --> 00:21:05,975
- Look,
I'm no bloodiologist,
418
00:21:06,017 --> 00:21:08,853
but I'm pretty sure it wasn't
just your brother's blood on it!
419
00:21:08,895 --> 00:21:09,896
[door slamming]
420
00:21:19,489 --> 00:21:20,656
- Oh, come on. You're still
not talkin' to me?
421
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:26,579
- Hey, let me guess.
Amber poisoned you.
422
00:21:26,621 --> 00:21:28,998
What'd she use?
She use pink or purple?
423
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,124
- The yellow.
424
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,876
- Oh, that-that one
really sucks.
425
00:21:31,918 --> 00:21:33,127
- Yeah.
426
00:21:33,169 --> 00:21:34,796
- Thanks for
making the run.
427
00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:35,922
- I'm sure you're
looking forward
428
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,006
to giving that to granny,
429
00:21:37,048 --> 00:21:40,134
so she can live
a long, horny life.
430
00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:42,136
- This won't save granny.
431
00:21:42,178 --> 00:21:43,596
Nothing will.
432
00:21:45,306 --> 00:21:49,769
This is to make granny more
comfortable as she passes on.
433
00:21:49,811 --> 00:21:58,611
??
434
00:21:58,653 --> 00:22:00,988
- Mmm.
435
00:22:01,030 --> 00:22:02,490
Ugh!
436
00:22:02,532 --> 00:22:06,411
Even with the flower in it,
it still tastes like piss.
437
00:22:06,452 --> 00:22:08,663
- I thought
we were helping you.
438
00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:11,666
- No. I got one gas pedal
in the grave.
439
00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:13,668
Ain't nothin'
gonna happen now.
440
00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:17,088
- I don't understand.
You're just gonna give up?
441
00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:21,092
- Kid,
you and I both know
442
00:22:21,134 --> 00:22:23,428
that most people
in this world,
443
00:22:23,469 --> 00:22:26,472
they-they don't have
the luxury of going quietly.
444
00:22:26,514 --> 00:22:30,101
Everybody else
goes loud--
445
00:22:30,143 --> 00:22:32,895
car crashes, gunfire.
446
00:22:32,937 --> 00:22:36,649
I heard about one
unlucky son of a bitch
447
00:22:36,691 --> 00:22:40,236
got swallowed up
by ants.
448
00:22:40,278 --> 00:22:41,529
Nah.
449
00:22:41,571 --> 00:22:44,741
This way, I get to go
on my own terms,
450
00:22:44,782 --> 00:22:48,035
and I get to do
somethin' rare.
451
00:22:48,077 --> 00:22:51,414
I get to say goodbye
to the people I love.
452
00:22:54,167 --> 00:22:57,336
Milkman,
you gave me a gift.
453
00:22:57,378 --> 00:23:00,423
You will be paid
in full.
454
00:23:00,465 --> 00:23:02,383
And as for you...
455
00:23:02,425 --> 00:23:05,303
[groans]
456
00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:07,013
I want you to have
a little somethin'.
457
00:23:08,556 --> 00:23:09,807
[laughing]
458
00:23:09,849 --> 00:23:15,063
Check out page 22,
the drive-thru.
459
00:23:15,104 --> 00:23:16,939
[laughing]
460
00:23:16,981 --> 00:23:20,359
- Jesus Christ.
- [Granny] You're welcome.
461
00:23:20,401 --> 00:23:22,653
Now, scram.
462
00:23:36,584 --> 00:23:39,962
I am the last
of the old timers.
463
00:23:40,004 --> 00:23:43,049
You're taking
the wheel now, Watts.
464
00:23:43,091 --> 00:23:47,011
So, let me give you
a nickel's worth of free advice.
465
00:23:47,053 --> 00:23:50,473
The only thing more-more
precious than--
466
00:23:50,515 --> 00:23:55,895
than gas, food,
porno, water,
467
00:23:55,937 --> 00:23:58,856
is time,
468
00:23:58,898 --> 00:24:03,403
time with the people
you care about.
469
00:24:03,444 --> 00:24:04,946
[crying]
470
00:24:10,326 --> 00:24:11,661
- Mnh-mnh.
471
00:24:14,539 --> 00:24:17,583
- Don't let
some dumb bullshit
472
00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:21,045
take that time
away from you.
473
00:24:21,087 --> 00:24:23,673
- Granny, you know, I--
474
00:24:23,715 --> 00:24:26,801
- Oh, no. No, kid.
I know. Now, go.
475
00:24:26,843 --> 00:24:29,220
You're gettin' saltwater
on my leather upholstery.
476
00:24:29,262 --> 00:24:38,438
??
477
00:24:38,479 --> 00:24:44,193
See ya soon, Fang.
478
00:24:44,235 --> 00:24:46,195
[sighs]
479
00:24:52,493 --> 00:25:00,668
??
480
00:25:00,710 --> 00:25:03,921
- We lost
a good driver today.
481
00:25:03,963 --> 00:25:06,507
Most of you knew her
as a founder,
482
00:25:06,549 --> 00:25:08,259
our matriarch,
483
00:25:08,301 --> 00:25:11,387
but the people who feared her
out on those roads,
484
00:25:11,429 --> 00:25:14,432
they called her
Granny Dread.
485
00:25:14,474 --> 00:25:16,517
[cheering]
486
00:25:16,559 --> 00:25:17,727
Yeah.
487
00:25:17,769 --> 00:25:20,813
This Beamer, this was
her pride and joy.
488
00:25:20,855 --> 00:25:23,858
I mean, this was her ride
when the world fell.
489
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:27,737
Back then, she was
Cathy Stropton,
490
00:25:27,779 --> 00:25:31,866
the top selling
real estate agent in Boca Raton,
491
00:25:31,908 --> 00:25:36,537
a RE/MAX diamond club member
ten years in a row.
492
00:25:36,579 --> 00:25:38,664
She was a goddamn legend.
493
00:25:38,706 --> 00:25:42,043
[cheering]
494
00:25:42,085 --> 00:25:45,797
We wouldn't be here
without her,
495
00:25:45,838 --> 00:25:49,175
and we--
we will miss her.
496
00:25:49,217 --> 00:25:50,676
Phew.
497
00:25:55,473 --> 00:25:56,933
Let's stack them eights,
granny.
498
00:25:56,974 --> 00:25:59,227
- [all] Stack them eights.
499
00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:14,200
??
500
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:14,826
??
501
00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:24,711
[cheering]
502
00:26:24,752 --> 00:26:25,878
- I guess that was it.
503
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,047
Maybe we should
leave or...
504
00:26:28,089 --> 00:26:29,090
[cheering]
505
00:26:29,132 --> 00:26:30,633
Oh, shit!
506
00:26:34,262 --> 00:26:44,897
??
507
00:26:44,939 --> 00:26:45,481
? Talk to me ooh ?
508
00:26:45,523 --> 00:26:48,609
- Yeah!
509
00:26:48,651 --> 00:26:49,861
? Talk to me ?
510
00:26:51,863 --> 00:26:55,450
? Talk to me ooh ?
511
00:26:55,491 --> 00:26:56,868
? Talk to me ?
512
00:26:59,328 --> 00:27:03,750
? Do you think you're
better off alone ?
513
00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:10,965
? Do you think you're
better off alone ?
514
00:27:11,007 --> 00:27:25,980
??
515
00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:37,492
? Talk to me ooh ?
516
00:27:37,533 --> 00:27:38,951
? Talk to me ?
517
00:27:41,329 --> 00:27:46,250
? Talk to me ooh ?
518
00:27:46,292 --> 00:27:48,169
? Talk to me ?
519
00:27:48,211 --> 00:27:52,590
[humming]
520
00:27:52,632 --> 00:27:53,925
- [Watts]
Twister to Flower Power.
521
00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:55,468
Come in, Flower Power.
522
00:27:55,510 --> 00:28:06,896
??
523
00:28:06,938 --> 00:28:07,939
[clears throat]
524
00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:10,400
- This is Flower Power.
525
00:28:10,441 --> 00:28:14,987
- I didn't think I'd hear
your voice again, Amber.
526
00:28:15,029 --> 00:28:17,365
- Didn't think
you wanted to.
527
00:28:20,326 --> 00:28:21,994
I'm sorry about granny.
528
00:28:22,036 --> 00:28:24,163
- [Watts] I'm sorry, too,
529
00:28:24,205 --> 00:28:28,501
but I'm-I'm more sorry
that I-I pushed you away.
530
00:28:30,002 --> 00:28:31,754
- I miss you, too, hon.
531
00:28:31,796 --> 00:28:34,215
- Oh, yeah?
532
00:28:34,257 --> 00:28:37,427
You do?
533
00:28:37,468 --> 00:28:38,803
[cheering]
534
00:28:38,845 --> 00:28:40,138
? All the things she said
all the things she said ?
535
00:28:40,179 --> 00:28:41,097
? Running through my head
running through my head ?
536
00:28:41,139 --> 00:28:42,390
? Running through my head ?
537
00:28:42,432 --> 00:28:43,725
- Lucky number .17.
538
00:28:43,766 --> 00:28:45,852
I knew
you could do it!
539
00:28:48,730 --> 00:28:50,356
- I brought you
a whiskey and Tang.
540
00:28:53,776 --> 00:28:56,487
So, about the jacket, um...
541
00:28:56,529 --> 00:28:58,781
I mean, I thought...
542
00:28:58,823 --> 00:29:00,575
[sighs]
543
00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:03,786
I-I mean, I heard
what you said.
544
00:29:03,828 --> 00:29:04,579
I wasn't thinking.
I just--
545
00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:05,788
- Get to the point.
546
00:29:07,749 --> 00:29:08,875
- I'm sorry.
547
00:29:16,966 --> 00:29:18,426
? All the things she said
all the things she said ?
548
00:29:18,468 --> 00:29:20,470
? Running through my head
running through my head ?
549
00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:22,764
? Running through my head ?
550
00:29:22,805 --> 00:29:25,016
You ever think
about staying?
551
00:29:25,058 --> 00:29:28,603
I mean, the convoy is exactly
what you and your brother
552
00:29:28,644 --> 00:29:30,730
were looking for,
safe, secure.
553
00:29:30,772 --> 00:29:32,148
It's a city,
554
00:29:32,190 --> 00:29:34,192
just with wheels
instead of walls.
555
00:29:36,903 --> 00:29:39,614
- Maybe if things
were different.
556
00:29:39,655 --> 00:29:41,449
How about you?
557
00:29:41,491 --> 00:29:42,533
- They offered.
558
00:29:42,575 --> 00:29:43,785
- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
559
00:29:43,826 --> 00:29:46,162
Not gonna lie.
It sounded cushy,
560
00:29:46,204 --> 00:29:48,289
but I'd still be
a milkman.
561
00:29:48,331 --> 00:29:51,918
I don't want that.
I wanna get old.
562
00:29:51,959 --> 00:29:54,128
Die an uneventful death.
563
00:29:54,170 --> 00:29:55,421
[scoffs]
564
00:29:55,463 --> 00:29:57,006
- There's no such thing.
565
00:30:00,343 --> 00:30:02,136
? All the things she said
all the things she said ?
566
00:30:02,178 --> 00:30:03,971
? Running through my head
running through my head ?
567
00:30:04,013 --> 00:30:05,556
? Running through my head ?
568
00:30:05,598 --> 00:30:09,268
? This is not enough ?
569
00:30:09,310 --> 00:30:11,729
- Jesus. Maybe if you'd
stop blasting the heat,
570
00:30:11,771 --> 00:30:12,980
you'd stop falling asleep.
571
00:30:13,022 --> 00:30:16,192
- I don't like
to drive cold.
572
00:30:16,234 --> 00:30:31,165
??
573
00:30:31,165 --> 00:30:32,583
??
574
00:30:32,625 --> 00:30:36,421
Hey, Quiet.
Knock-knock.
575
00:30:40,883 --> 00:30:42,677
- Who's there?
576
00:30:42,719 --> 00:30:57,442
??
577
00:31:12,498 --> 00:31:27,430
??
578
00:31:27,430 --> 00:31:27,597
??
579
00:31:27,647 --> 00:31:32,197
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