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♪ funky hip-hop music playing ♪
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VINCE: Do you remember
our old English teacher, Big Booty Judy?
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[all groan]
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JULIO:
Big-ass nalgas.
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Whatever happened to her?
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- She died.
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[Julio sighs]
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FELIPE:
Damn.
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Yeah, I guess that ass finally quit.
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[laughter]
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[coughing]
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JULIO: Oh, shit.
- What the fuck?
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JULIO:
Dawg, what the fuck happened?
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- I went to go see Slayer last month
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and I got my teeth
knocked out in the pit. [laughs]
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- Dawg, you're 33
and you're still getting in the pit?
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- Fuck that, I can't do
standing-only shows anymore.
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My knees need seats.
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- Hey, you wanna hit that, Julio?
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- Nah, I'm good with this.
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- Damn, all healthy and shit?
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VINCE:
Hey, respect.
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I'm not touching anything either.
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Christina broke up on my ass again
'cause I keep getting fucked up.
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I'm trying to win her back,
so your boy's on good behavior.
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- Man, you've been saying that shit
since high school.
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- Fuck you, bitch.
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- Hey, Julio, you and Maggie
back together yet?
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- Nah, fool,
we broke up for real this time.
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- Ohh.
- See, fool, I told you.
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You owe me 20 bucks.
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[Felipe chuckles]
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- What the fuck?
You fools were betting on me?
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Shady-ass fools.
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- Alright, I gotta go pick up my kid.
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Anyone wanna hit this before I go?
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- No, fool, I'm good.
- Thanks, man.
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- Fuck it, let me take one hit.
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[all groan]
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Nah, nah, nah, I'm not gonna
get cross-faded, relax, alright?
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EFRAIN:
You're relapsing.
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- Yeah.
EFRAIN: Bro.
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- I'ma keep it cute.
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JULIO:
Come on.
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- We've been here before, man.
FELIPE: Oh.
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♪ theme music playing ♪
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[coughing]
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- Hey, let's have fuckin' fun tonight.
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[coughing]
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- Hey, take it easy, you fuckin' psycho.
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[Vince sighs]
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♪
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♪ rock music playing ♪
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[inaudible]
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♪
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MAN:
Hey, fool, what's up?
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♪
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GLORIA:
Hey.
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I'm pregnant so I gotta go first.
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- Oh, shit, yeah, my bad, go for it.
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♪
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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- That bitch isn't pregnant.
[scoffs]
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- How do you know?
- She had wine lips, trust me.
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- Damn, I got played, huh?
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♪
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- Should we kill her?
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- Yeah, maybe bury
her ass out in Palmdale?
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- Can we put her in your trunk?
I got my ex in mine.
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- Yeah, we can get some acid
and then melt them in a barrel.
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- Turn their body fat into soap.
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- Then lather ourselves up with it,
get that smooth skin.
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- Sounds like a spa day.
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- Who do you know here?
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- I work with Angie, she dragged me out.
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This party's kinda lame, though.
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- Yeah, it is.
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Why the fuck are we here?
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- Probably because we hate ourselves.
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- You're right, I do fuckin' hate myself.
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- Yeah, me, too.
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- I heard you guys
talking about killing me.
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- Bitch, did your baby hear us, too?
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♪
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Mind if I go first? I have diarrhea.
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- Oh, yeah, sure.
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- I'm fucking with you,
I just wanted to go first.
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I'm Teresa.
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- I'm Julio.
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♪
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- And so low-key,
these fools always look to me
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as like a mentor type of figure,
you know what I mean?
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I was almost on varsity
and then I got hurt, so.
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But I've always been competitive.
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I fuckin' get down on beer pong.
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I bet you 20 I can beat you.
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TERESA:
I'm sure you could.
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- Let's do it then, you ain't down.
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- Hey, playboy, I wanna play.
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- Oh, shit.
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Damn, look at this fool coming in
and wanting to play like that.
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- But it's me and her
against your annoying ass.
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Think you can you handle that or what?
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- Dawg, I don't need no partner.
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I'm gonna fuck you fools up.
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JULIO:
No mames.
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♪
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- Fuck!
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- So where'd you go to high school?
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TERESA:
Centennial, you?
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- Jefferson.
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- Did you guys have race riots?
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- Fuck, yeah, but trip out,
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in the whole high school
we only had two white boys, right?
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White Mike and White Larry.
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And one of them was a cholo
and the other one was a Blood.
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And anytime we had race riots,
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these fools would find each other,
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fuck each other up.
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- Damn, that's beautiful.
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♪
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- Ugh! Fuck!
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JULIO:
What do you do for work?
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I'm a vet tech, but I wanna
quit 'cause it's too sad.
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- Why, you gotta put down
little cute animals and shit?
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- Yeah.
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TERESA: What do you do?
- Let's go!
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- I'm gonna open up a café.
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- Oh, shit, did you always
wanna open up a coffee shop?
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JULIO:
Actually, no.
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You know, a dude put a gun to my head
and made me do that shit.
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♪
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- Told you I'd fuckin' win!
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Fuck, yeah, perro!
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- Oh, that's sweet, he's happy.
VINCE: Let's go!
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- Not for long, watch.
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In exactly one hour, that fool's gonna
try to throw down with someone.
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¿De veras?
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- Exactly one hour.
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- ♪ Somebody please ♪
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- Knuckle up, bitch,
we're gonna throw down.
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- Oh, shit, but why? You're my boy.
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- Remember that time
you pantsed me junior year
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in front of Jessica Rosales?
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That's why, bitch. Let's go bodies.
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- Dawg, but we threw down
over that shit years ago.
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You fucked me up bad, you don't remember?
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- Oh. Oh, yeah, you're right.
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But you better not
fuckin' do it again, you got me?
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- Hey, you got it, big dawg.
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♪
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TERESA:
Damn, that fool's unstable.
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- Nah, he's a softie.
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He's gonna start crying, watch.
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♪
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♪ Hasta La Miel Amarga
by Tiranos del Norte playing ♪
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First time him and his ex broke up,
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I found him naked in the street
singing this song.
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Check it out.
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Three, two, one.
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- Christina.
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Why? God, just tell me why!
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[partygoers gasp]
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[Vince farts]
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- Damn, this is making me sad.
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And I gotta pee again.
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- Me, too.
- I also gotta fart.
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- That's disgusting.
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[toilet flushes]
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♪
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[toilet flushes]
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[urinating]
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♪ hip-hop music playing in distance ♪
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Hey, you think I can get your number
so I can prank call you?
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- Yeah, you could have it.
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Weird time to ask for my number though.
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JULIO:
Eh, it's not that weird.
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Wait till I ask for a golden shower.
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[chuckles]
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- Hey, but, listen.
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JULIO:
Yeah?
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- I have a kid.
[stops urinating]
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♪
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[urinating resumes]
JULIO: No big deal.
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♪
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- You sure?
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'Cause for a lot of guys,
it is a big deal.
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JULIO:
I love kids.
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You know, not like in a weird way.
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- Okay, good, because I need you
to pick her up from school tomorrow.
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JULIO:
Wait, what?
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- I'm fucking with you.
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[zipper zips]
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JULIO:
Shut up, dummy.
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Ooh, I feel lighter.
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♪
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Damn.
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TERESA: She's gonna get pregnant
for real this time.
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♪
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- Can I call you Christina?
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- Yeah, okay.
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♪
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MINISTER PAYNE:
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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I've been on hold
for an hour and a fuckin' half
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with the city already,
so, no, you may not put me on hold again
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unless this is hell and you're the devil,
in which case, go right ahead.
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- So you meet the kid yet?
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- Nah, it's chill.
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There's no drama, you know.
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- Damn, you're like a dad already,
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but you look like a grandpa.
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And once you have kids of your own,
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you're gonna give 'em
your shitty Jack disease.
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- Jack disease?
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- Dawg, you don't remember
that movie Jack
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starring that fool Mrs. Doubtfire,
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where he's a little kid,
but he looks all old?
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Shit is a underrated banger.
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Damn, I wouldn't mind
having kids of my own.
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[sighs] We could watch Jack together,
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show 'em all the classics.
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- You can have my three annoying-ass kids.
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Them motherfuckers bad.
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- You have kids?
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- Damn, I didn't know that.
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CHEF PERCY:
Well, maybe you would
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if you ask me something about me
every now and then.
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All y'all do is talk about yourselves.
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"My rooster" this,
"my world traveler girlfriend" that.
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Sometimes hanging out with y'all
be hurting my feelings sometimes.
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- Sorry, Percy.
[phone buzzing]
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'Sup, this is the suicide hotline.
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Hey, Teresa, don't kill yourself,
you just met a cool guy.
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TERESA [over phone]:
Listen, Julio, I have a huge ask.
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I-I've literally tried everybody
and I'm so sorry to call.
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- You okay? What's up?
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TERESA: Do you think you can
pick Aurora up at school
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and take her to soccer practice?
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- Wait, you're fucking with me, right?
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TERESA:
No, I'm for real.
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I got a surprise
mandatory training session at work.
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It's fucked up, but I won't be available
for the next few hours
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and her fucking dad's not picking up.
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[sighs] I'm so sorry.
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I-I wouldn't be asking
if you weren't the absolute last resort.
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- Hey, no big deal.
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All I gotta do is pick her up
and take her to practice?
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TERESA:
Oh, my God, thank you so much.
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I'll call the school and tell them
you're coming and text you the info.
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- You got it.
Hey, go get trained.
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TERESA:
You're the best. Bye.
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00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,282
- Bye.
254
00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:56,036
- Julio, I need you to drive me
to the city permit office
255
00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,081
to pick up our sidewalk dining license.
256
00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:01,166
- Actually, I can't,
I'm picking up Teresa's daughter.
257
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,419
- Wait, the chick you're dating has a kid?
258
00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,004
- Yeah, but it's casual.
259
00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,131
I'm just giving the kid a ride,
no big deal.
260
00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,216
- No big deal?
261
00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,509
♪ dramatic music plays ♪
262
00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:11,844
Are you fuckin' stupid?
263
00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:12,845
- What?
264
00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:14,137
MINISTER PAYNE:
Here's what's gonna happen.
265
00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:17,266
You'll get close to the kid, then when it
doesn't work out with the mom, bam.
266
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,101
The kid is traumatized.
267
00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:21,728
Years later,
that kid's gonna be in therapy
268
00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,731
crying to some shrink
about how their life didn't turn out right
269
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,900
because their mom once dated a loser
270
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,027
who lived in a garage
and stunk up the bathroom.
271
00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,654
- I don't stink up the bathroom.
272
00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,072
- Julio, I live with you.
273
00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,616
You're rotting from the inside.
274
00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:37,077
- Fuck, what do you think I should do?
275
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,162
- Look, kids are like cops.
276
00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,248
The less you have to
deal with them, the better.
277
00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:44,793
So you maintain boundaries
with this kid, okay?
278
00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,170
Don't get to know it.
279
00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:47,212
Don't get too close to it.
280
00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,547
Don't ask it any questions.
281
00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,507
Don't even look it in the eyes.
282
00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:51,800
Just keep it hydrated.
283
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,260
It'll be okay.
284
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,304
- Okay, boundaries, got it.
285
00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:56,847
- And hydration.
286
00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:58,432
Hydration is key.
287
00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:01,310
♪
288
00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,144
[sighs]
[door closes]
289
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,689
[school bell rings]
290
00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,524
JULIO:
Boundaries, and keep her hydrated.
291
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,651
Give her water, that's all you gotta do.
292
00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:12,946
Fuck, why did I agree to do this?
293
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:13,822
I'm a fuckin' idiot.
294
00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,365
I should throw myself off a bridge.
295
00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,620
- Are you Julio?
296
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,871
- Yeah, are you Aurora?
297
00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:21,872
- Yeah.
- Get in.
298
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,503
Sorry, this front seat's taken,
gotta sit in the back.
299
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,970
Here, drink this.
300
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,013
- Okay.
[engine starts]
301
00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,932
JULIO: Approximately 15 minutes
to soccer practice.
302
00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,601
♪ ominous music plays ♪
303
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,189
♪
304
00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:50,442
- So, are you like my mom's friend?
305
00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:53,445
- Yep.
- How did you meet?
306
00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,030
- It's a boring story,
you don't wanna hear it.
307
00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:55,906
You'd be too bored.
308
00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,576
♪
309
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,620
- Don't you wanna know
how my day was or something?
310
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,788
- It's none of my business.
311
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:06,750
- Do you have kids?
312
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,293
- Sorry, I gotta listen to this.
313
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,294
WOMAN [over radio]:
The advanced surgeons
314
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:10,420
at the Center for Innovative Care--
315
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,547
- That's just commercials.
316
00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,173
JULIO: Yeah, but these are
my favorite commercials,
317
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:13,966
they're really good.
318
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,552
- What do you do for work?
319
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,262
JULIO:
Don't worry about it. Drink water.
320
00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:19,513
- I'm not even thirsty.
321
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:21,181
- You don't have to be thirsty
to drink water.
322
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,141
I wish I drank more water
when I was a kid.
323
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,434
I would have better skin.
324
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,394
- My skin is fine.
325
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:26,979
- Oh, lucky you.
326
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,105
- Yeah, I am lucky.
327
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,439
- Yeah, I know, I said that.
328
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,649
[indistinct chatter over radio]
329
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:32,484
- [softly] Weirdo.
330
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:33,318
[car doors closes]
331
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,237
JULIO:
Alright, come on, let's go.
332
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,029
Let's go.
AURORA: I'm going.
333
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,865
- You're gonna have a lot of fun,
come on, let's go.
334
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:38,699
- What's going on?
JULIO: You're gonna--
335
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,077
- Hey, just dropping her off.
What's going on?
336
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,287
- Yeah, practice is canceled.
337
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,832
An airplane spilled jet fuel
all over the field.
338
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,166
- Wait, what?
339
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,626
COACH:
Yeah, it happens every couple years.
340
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,921
This neighborhood
is directly under a flight path.
341
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,423
- But I mean,
they can still practice, right?
342
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:55,507
I mean--
- No.
343
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,426
- The field is probably
all nice and lubricated.
344
00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,136
Imagine how fast they'll be able to run.
345
00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:00,387
You'll run really fast, huh?
346
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,555
COACH:
Absolutely not.
347
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:02,639
The oil seeped into the ground
348
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,267
and now the field
is a mass grave for gophers.
349
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,728
They'd be stepping all over them,
tripping on 'em.
350
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,354
They would really interfere with the game.
351
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:12,608
Gotta stop volunteering
in these shitty-ass neighborhoods.
352
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,359
- Puta madre.
353
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,861
Hey, I'm gonna call your mom, okay?
354
00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:16,945
Come on, let's go.
355
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:20,282
Hey! So, um, practice is canceled.
356
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,367
Um, so what ended up happening
357
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:26,705
was an airplane dumped like jet fuel
or some shit on the, on the field.
358
00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:29,041
But we're all good here.
Nothing to worry about.
359
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,210
You know, it's not a big deal.
It's no big deal.
360
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:34,421
But, um, I'm just kind of,
you know, I'm wondering what to do.
361
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,673
So when you get a chance,
you know, give me a call.
362
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:37,633
But it's no big deal.
363
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,927
But just call me as soon as you get this,
but it's no big deal.
364
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:40,677
Okay.
365
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,097
Do you have keys to your house?
366
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,725
[airplane engine roaring]
367
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,644
Fuck, let's get outta here.
368
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:49,561
[door closes]
369
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,107
Mama?
ESPERANZA: Hmm?
370
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,319
♪ ominous music plays ♪
371
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:06,703
- No.
372
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,499
- You wait there.
373
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:13,335
I'm going to make you
a yummy, yummy sandwich.
374
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:13,961
- Okay.
375
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,215
♪ ominous music plays ♪
376
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,258
- Chingados.
377
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:36,149
- Okay, a little sandwich-ito
378
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,777
for my little queenicita.
379
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,320
[door opens]
ROCIO: Mama.
380
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,157
♪ ominous music plays ♪
381
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,325
Hi.
382
00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:49,913
Why is there a kid in there?
383
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:11,143
ROCIO:
Jesus, Amá.
384
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:12,853
You know what, Julio?
385
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,688
Good for you dating that woman.
386
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,565
Doing something good
in your life for once.
387
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,068
- It's not a big deal, huh?
388
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,154
- No, it is a big deal, Julio.
389
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,989
This kid is a part of your life now.
390
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,365
You need to take that seriously.
391
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,493
- Hey, you guys know that there's,
like, a female child in the living room?
392
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,913
- I'll give you 20 bucks
if you look after her.
393
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,749
- Money up front. Pay me, stupid.
394
00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:37,002
- Yeah, great, just pass her along
to be somebody else's problem.
395
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,635
- I don't want any drama.
ROCIO: No drama?
396
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:46,762
There's a fucking preteen in there.
397
00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:48,013
- She's crying, I'm out.
398
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,139
- She's crying?
399
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,599
Fuck.
400
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,518
- Yeah, I'm taking Mom to the eye doctor.
401
00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:54,937
Do the right thing, Julio,
you're a fucking dad now.
402
00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,775
♪ ominous music plays ♪
403
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:00,776
[sighs]
404
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,570
- Ana, can I get my 20 bucks back?
405
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,780
ANA:
Shut up, stupid.
406
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:06,740
[Aurora sobbing]
407
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,117
[sniffles]
408
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,370
- [softly] Oh, man.
409
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:15,165
- Hey. You wanna watch TV?
410
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:17,459
- I was lying.
411
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,169
- Fuck!
412
00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:23,382
I-I'm sorry, Aurora,
I didn't mean any of it.
413
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:24,591
I was talking to my mom.
414
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,343
You know how moms are,
sometimes they can be bitches.
415
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:28,303
But not your mom.
416
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:30,430
I'm really sorry. Uh--
417
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,267
Ooh, uh, do you want some water?
418
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:34,768
- I don't want any water!
419
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,645
- Oh, what about ice cream?
420
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,564
- You think I'm five?
421
00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:40,148
- Okay.
422
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:45,195
Is there anything,
anything I can do to make you feel better?
423
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,699
♪ Attitude by Leikeli47 playing ♪
424
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,409
- ♪ Brushed my hair, went downstairs ♪
425
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:52,327
♪ Favorite jeans on my rear ♪
426
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,538
♪ And I looked up in my mirror ♪
427
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,456
♪ And I said, "Who's that there?" ♪
428
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,292
- Is this your first time
getting your makeup done, sweetie?
429
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,251
- Yes.
430
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,044
My mom doesn't let me wear it.
431
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,337
KATIE:
So your dad brought you?
432
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,589
That's sweet.
433
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:04,590
AURORA:
He's not my dad.
434
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,425
He only brought me here
because he made me cry.
435
00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:09,261
- Not asking any more questions.
436
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:11,096
♪
437
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,890
- ♪ I don't sleep, I don't snore ♪
438
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,766
♪ Too much money out that door ♪
439
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,893
♪ On my way to go to work ♪
440
00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:17,102
- Julio Lopez?
441
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:20,189
It's me, Julio. También.
442
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:21,857
♪ ominous music plays ♪
443
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,693
- Hi, Julio.
- Hey.
444
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,155
♪ dramatic sting ♪
445
00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:30,073
[sighs]
446
00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,576
- This is such a fun coincidence.
447
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,287
- Yeah, it's nice to see you guys.
448
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,039
Congrats on getting married.
449
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,082
- Yeah.
- I saw on Instagram.
450
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,042
MAGGIE:
Yeah, thanks.
451
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,168
- Best day of my life.
452
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,503
Mwah!
453
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:44,671
[phone ringing]
TAMBIÉN: Oh.
454
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,758
Hello? Yes.
455
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,676
Uh, sorry, I gotta take this.
456
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,473
- So you ended up with También?
MAGGIE: Yeah, I did.
457
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,227
It's nice having financial security
and someone who's willing to commit.
458
00:16:58,227 --> 00:16:59,102
JULIO:
Hmm.
459
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,938
- What about you,
still living with your mom?
460
00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:02,481
- Nah, I moved out.
461
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:05,025
Actually accomplished my dream
of opening up my own café.
462
00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:06,944
- You wanted to open up a café?
463
00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:09,780
- Yeah. You probably forgot
all those times I mentioned it to you.
464
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:10,531
MAGGIE:
Hmm.
465
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,407
Why are you in a makeup store?
466
00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:14,034
- I'm actually a father now.
467
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,704
See that little girl over there,
Aurora, she's my daughter.
468
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,498
You know, I didn't post
about it on Instagram
469
00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:21,500
because I don't need
the validation of likes.
470
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,418
Being a father is rewarding enough.
471
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,212
- You mean stepdad?
472
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,005
- Oh, she actually calls me Dad.
473
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,258
Why create boundaries?
474
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:30,217
- Why don't you introduce me?
475
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,387
- Oh, we're actually raising her
not to speak to strangers.
476
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:35,264
- Ahh, lucky you know me then.
477
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,850
- Lucky me.
Oh.
478
00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:39,726
- I'm all done.
479
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,646
- Hey, mija, this is my friend Maggie.
480
00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:44,982
- Hi, sweetie, you look so pretty.
481
00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:47,359
Sorry you're stuck
with your stepdad today.
482
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,530
- I'm actually having a great time.
483
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,407
Thanks again, Dad.
484
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:58,245
- Well, what do we have here?
485
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,916
A princess in the makeup section?
486
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,710
What an honor.
487
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:08,422
Oh, and what's... this?
488
00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:09,173
[gasps]
489
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,426
A shiny quarter for Her Majesty.
490
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,803
Oh, actually I forgot to eat lunch today.
491
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,597
I'm starving.
492
00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:17,806
[gasps] Hmm.
493
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,142
[chomping] Mm. Mm.
494
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,144
Oh, oh, oh. Oh!
495
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,230
- I don't want that.
496
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,815
MAGGIE:
Alright, let's get outta here.
497
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:29,234
TAMBIÉN: But, sweets,
you haven't gotten your eyeshadow yet.
498
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,444
- They don't have my color, dear.
499
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:34,323
- Uh, what about this one?
500
00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:35,949
- That is mascara.
501
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,367
- You know what?
I'll leave you guys to it.
502
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:40,162
Good luck.
Can't wait to see the kids on Instagram.
503
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,872
MAGGIE: Mm. [laughs]
- Let's go.
504
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:43,749
TAMBIÉN:
See ya.
505
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,169
- She seems weird.
And that guy's a dumbass.
506
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,213
- I'll buy you whatever
you want in the store.
507
00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:51,757
♪
508
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:54,218
[phone buzzing]
509
00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:54,885
Hey.
510
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,428
TERESA [over phone]:
A jet fuel spill, what the fuck?
511
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:57,638
Are you guys okay?
512
00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:58,972
- Yeah, we're all good now.
513
00:18:58,972 --> 00:18:59,932
TERESA:
I'm so sorry.
514
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:02,226
Where did you guys go
instead of soccer practice?
515
00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:05,437
- We... just went to my mom's.
516
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,523
TERESA:
Oh, shit, I feel so bad.
517
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,608
- Don't feel bad. It's not a big deal.
518
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,027
TERESA: Okay, well,
thank you for handling all this.
519
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,112
I'll be home in 30,
I'll meet you guys there.
520
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,155
- Alright, see you then.
521
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,573
Alright.
522
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,201
We gotta be home in 30 minutes
and you got all that shit on your face.
523
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:22,996
Damn. Smart.
524
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,039
[knock on door]
525
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:27,543
- Hey. You have a good day?
526
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:28,961
AURORA:
It was fine.
527
00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:30,087
- I'm sorry I couldn't pick you up, mija.
528
00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:31,630
It won't happen again, I promise.
529
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,006
- It's not a big deal, Mom.
530
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,133
TERESA:
Okay, well, go wash up for dinner.
531
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,055
Thank you.
532
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:41,974
I guess I owe you now, huh?
533
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,270
Don't be a freak about it though.
534
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,230
- Hey, glad I can help.
535
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:50,190
- Can Julio stay for dinner?
536
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,317
- Oh, uh--
537
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,444
- I don't mind.
You know, it's not a big deal.
538
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,780
- No, not a big deal.
539
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:57,447
♪ ominous music plays ♪
540
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,657
Okay, Aurora, go wash up.
541
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:02,369
She's an eavesdropper.
[vent air whooshing]
542
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,787
- Oh, believe me, I know.
543
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,456
- See, what the fuck is that?
544
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,583
- What?
545
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,042
- Why does my kid fuckin' like you?
546
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,002
- I don't know. You like me.
547
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:11,753
Guess I'm just likable like that.
548
00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:14,173
- Aurora doesn't like anyone.
549
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:15,549
- Must be my fun personality.
550
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,343
- No, that's definitely not it.
551
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:21,805
Look... this is turning into a big deal.
552
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,308
- Wait, I thought you said
it wasn't a big deal.
553
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:25,309
TERESA:
It wasn't, but now it is.
554
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:27,394
My kid liking you is a big deal.
555
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:30,189
My kid meeting your mom and asking you
to stay for dinner is a big deal.
556
00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:32,107
There's a line we're about to cross.
557
00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:35,319
So, either you stay for dinner
and it's a big deal
558
00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:36,737
or you gotta go right now.
559
00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:39,406
And if you gotta go,
that's fine, that's okay, really.
560
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,532
I could tell her something else.
561
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,825
- I'll stay, all good.
562
00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:45,162
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
563
00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:50,000
- Good.
564
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,585
Because I took a pregnancy test
this morning
565
00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:52,753
and I'm pregnant with your child.
566
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:53,754
- What?
567
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,465
- I'm fucking with you.
568
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,675
I threw myself down some stairs.
569
00:20:58,675 --> 00:20:59,551
- Oh, good.
570
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,888
♪ peppy music playing ♪
571
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,933
♪
572
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,893
[inaudible conversation]
573
00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:12,189
♪
574
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:13,524
[phone rings]
575
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:20,447
♪
576
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,459
- Aiden.
Tell him you're sorry.
577
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,336
- I'm sorry.
- [laughs] It's alright.
578
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,629
Uh, don't trip.
579
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:36,421
Kids.
580
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,131
- Yeah, kids. [laughs]
581
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,258
Single mom life.
582
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:41,510
- Yeah, I get that, single dad life here.
583
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:42,886
- Single dad, really?
- Mm-hmm.
584
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,763
- Must be hard.
585
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:46,723
- Yeah, but, you know, single moms,
586
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,016
they're the ones who really got it hard.
587
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:49,726
Respect.
588
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:52,229
- Yeah, that is really nice to hear.
589
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:53,313
- It's true.
590
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:56,191
- Oh.
Hi, princess.
591
00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:59,778
Uh, well, I guess
I'll see you later, single mom.
592
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,572
- Bye, single dad.
593
00:22:05,117 --> 00:22:06,034
Hey.
594
00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:08,036
Um, sorry,
595
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:11,999
but, um, would you
maybe wanna go out sometime?
596
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,502
- Oh, uh, I'm actually dating someone.
597
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,421
It's great, she doesn't have kids.
598
00:22:17,421 --> 00:22:18,755
But, hey, good luck out there.
599
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,508
♪ ominous music plays ♪
600
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:23,427
Come on.
601
00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:24,178
- Aiden.
602
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:25,429
[inaudible]
603
00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:29,224
Hey, go karate kick that guy in the nuts.
604
00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:31,768
AIDEN:
Fuck, yes.
605
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,270
♪ Payback by Slayer playing ♪
606
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:34,855
[Aidan yells]
607
00:22:34,855 --> 00:22:36,440
[foot thumps]
[man groans]
608
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,608
- Dumbass.
609
00:22:37,608 --> 00:22:42,654
♪
610
00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,958
- ♪ You need to take a closer look at me ♪
611
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,085
♪ 'Cause I was born
to be the thorn in your side ♪
612
00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,254
♪ No matter what you think
you're gonna see ♪
613
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:03,008
♪ You never wanted
this barrage of fucking pride ♪
614
00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:04,593
♪
615
00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:07,137
♪ You don't want none of me ♪
616
00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:09,806
♪
617
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,934
♪ You've got a fucking catheter
in your brain ♪
618
00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:13,727
♪ Pissing your common sense away ♪
619
00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,938
♪ When you draw first blood
you can't stop this fight ♪
620
00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,481
♪ For my own peace of mind ♪
621
00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:19,358
♪ I'm going to tear
your fucking eyes out ♪
622
00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:20,442
♪ Rip your fucking flesh off ♪
623
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,569
♪ Beat you till you're just
a fucking lifeless carcass ♪
624
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,780
♪ Fuck you and your progress,
watch me fucking regress ♪
625
00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:27,950
♪ You were made to take the fall,
now you're nothing ♪
626
00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:30,035
♪ Payback's a bitch, motherfucker ♪
627
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:32,037
♪ You ain't fucking shit! ♪
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