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? military music plays ?
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MINISTER PAYNE: We have a difficult task
at hand, gentlemen.
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We're building a business
from the ground up
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in hopes that down the line we can turn it
into a major franchise.
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Now the decisions we make
in the next few weeks
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may very well determine
the rest of our lives.
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Luckily, we have got a man with a plan.
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So, Julio,
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what's that plan?
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- Uh, the plan?
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[clicks tongue] Um--
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The plan.
- Yeah, the plan.
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I mean, you're the reason we're all here.
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What's your plan for the caf�?
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- So my plan is
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to have a caf� that employs ex-felons,
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and the coffee's gonna be good.
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Wait-- not good, great.
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- Uh, duh, we know that part.
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What's the vibe gonna be like?
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Come on, what's the logo?
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What's the color of the walls,
the mission statement,
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the-the whole concept,
you know, the vision?
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- This motherfucker ain't got no vision.
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Fuckin' Ray Charles over here.
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- Hey, hey, hey, dawg, chill.
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He's got a fuckin' vision.
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Right, Julio?
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- Of course, I have a fuckin' vision.
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It's all up here.
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I just gotta get what's in my head
on the page,
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you know, iron out a few details.
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- Okay, vision boy, then what are you
envisioning for the menu?
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- So part of my vision is
that we're all equal partners,
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so you get to decide what's on the menu.
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Obviously, I get final approval,
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but I want you to express yourself.
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- Great. Percy, you work on the menu.
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I'll start dealing with
zoning and permits with the city.
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- And I'll start cleaning this place up.
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Unless part of your vision
is that there's trash everywhere.
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- No, that's not part of my vision,
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but thank you for checking first.
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- Alright, let's do this shit.
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- Visionary.
LUIS: Get one!
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[chair creaks]
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?
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[hammer pounding]
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?
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?
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- Hey, ready to call it a night, dawg?
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I'm fuckin' beat.
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- Shit yeah, me, too.
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LUIS: [grunts]
I'm sore as fuck,
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but the good kinda sore,
you know what I mean?
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I'm my own boss now.
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Fuck breaking my back for other people.
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You know what I'm sayin'?
RUBY: Mm-hmm.
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I'm so proud of you, baby.
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- Aw, thanks, baby.
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- So, what, you got a logo and stuff yet
for this place?
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- Uh, well, that's Julio's job.
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? peppy music playing over headphones ?
He's the visionary.
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?
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- Visionary?
The fuck's a visionary?
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- [sighs] Well, so basically,
he, like, sits around and thinks, a lot.
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It's like a pretty high intense job,
to be honest.
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I feel for that fool.
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- So if he's the visionary, what are you?
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The janitor?
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- Hey, I'm not the janitor, alright?
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I just do my part to clean up.
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You know, I take out the trash,
unclog the toilets.
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You know, boss shit.
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- [scoffs] Sounds like
you're the fucking janitor to me.
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Hold up. Why does Julio get to be
the visionary and not you, hmm?
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?
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- Hey, Julio!
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Take off your fuckin' headphones.
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?
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- Hey, can you not interrupt me?
I'm trying to visualize.
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- Yeah, well, Ruby wants to know
and I wanna know too,
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why you're the visionary and not me.
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- Luis, come on,
you're clearly not a visionary.
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- How the fuck do you know?
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- It takes one to know one, and I am one.
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So if you were one, I would know.
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And I do know that you're not one.
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- Why don't you give Luis a chance?
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I'm sure he has some
pretty visionary ideas too, hmm?
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[Julio scoffs]
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- It makes sense you would say that, Ruby,
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because you are also not a visionary.
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I mean, you didn't envision
the supermarket you work at.
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No, you just work there.
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You know who did envision it?
A visionary, like me.
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[Ruby scoffs]
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- You live in a fucking garage, Julio.
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- You know who else lived in a garage?
Steve Jobs.
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- [Ruby scoffs]
Steve Jobs didn't live in a garage.
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He started his business
in a garage, dumbass.
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- Well, if Steve worked
half as hard as I do,
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he probably slept in that garage.
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- You know what? Fuck that, perro.
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You said we were equals, alright?
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I wanna be co-visionary.
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And I co-vision
that you're now co-janitor.
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We're gonna co-split everything
down the middle.
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[whistles] 50-50.
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- Listen, playboy, being a visionary,
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it's not all fun and games, okay?
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Why do you think I get migraines?
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'Cause my brain's so big
it's trying to bust out my skull.
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You don't want this life.
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And I envision that after a day,
you'll be begging to be janitor again.
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[Ruby scoffs]
And you know what?
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A mop looks good on you, playboy.
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- You know what?
Kick fuckin' rocks, alright.
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I marked it off in the calendar anyway.
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Me and Ruby get the garage for tonight.
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And I envision it's gonna be
at least a couple hours.
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- Baby, it'll be six minutes at most.
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- Yeah, it will.
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- It's fuckin' impossible
to get any work done here.
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Now I know why
Steve was angry all the time.
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- Close the door.
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[door opens and closes]
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- The fuck?
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[insects buzzing]
Fuckin' dog shit on our doorstep?
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- Hey, fool, you gonna
pick that up or what?
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- Hey, mop boy, we're equals.
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Alright? So I'ma do my part.
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Let's see here.
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It's about... it's about four inches.
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So divide that by two, carry the zero.
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[whistles]
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That's about two inches each.
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There we go.
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Rest is all you, playboy.
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You know what?
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I'm envisioning painting the walls blue.
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Hugs Not Thugs had blue.
We should have blue, too.
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- Just 'cause we used blue before
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doesn't mean we should use blue again.
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Visionaries, they don't look to the past.
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They look to the future.
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There's a reason our eyes are
in front of our heads, not in the back.
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Also, you just can't say blue.
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There are a thousand shades of blue.
Which blue?
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- I don't know. Regular blue.
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- Regular blue isn't a color, dumbass.
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Maybe you should do some research
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before you make
another uninformed suggestion.
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- Let's see this shit.
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- Unbelievable.
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- Where's the blues at?
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Oh, says right here. Check it out.
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The color blue is known to symbolize
peace and tranquility.
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Sounds like a good color to me.
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JULIO:
Let me see that.
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- Homeys are gonna be lining up
to come in here and chill.
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Get all tranquil and shit.
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Maybe even take a nap.
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And then, boom, they wake up
and need another cup of coffee.
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Now we're making double the money.
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- It says here
that red makes people hungry.
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So we should go with a shade of red.
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- Oh, yeah, but check it out.
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It also says red instills anger.
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- Then I guess you're red,
because you're fuckin' pissing me off.
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- Well, you know what then?
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I'll paint my half of the caf�
regular blue,
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and you paint your half
whatever ugly-ass color you want.
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- Hey, dumbass,
the walls need to be the same color.
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- You better pick blue then, perro.
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- I need a fuckin' break.
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It's impossible
to work in this environment.
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?
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- Aw, shit, look at you.
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You went from Huggers to CEOs.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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- You're like real deal bosses now.
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[Julio clears throat]
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- Julio, is that you?
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Are you going through a divorce?
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- It's pretty cool Luis and Percy
gave you a job, man.
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- Well actually, Jorge,
this whole place was my idea.
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I'm the visionary.
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What are you guys even doing here?
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- These guys are doing us a big solid
and helping with construction,
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so we gotta mark this place up,
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so they could start building tomorrow.
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Now, Julio, what's the layout?
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- What layout?
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- What are you talking about, man?
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You're the visionary.
You gotta be on top of this shit.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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Uh, that's why I'm just fuckin' around.
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Of course, I have the layout.
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It's all in my head.
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So, layout-wise...
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?
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...I'm envisioning...
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?
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...the kitchen.
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- This motherfucker don't know the layout.
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[clears throat]
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JULIO:
I don't know the layout?
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Then how do I know this?
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The kitchen goes over there. Bam.
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- You got it.
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- And I'm envisioning
the front counter right--
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LUIS:
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, hold up, dawg.
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The gas hookup's all the way
on the other side of the room.
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I saw it earlier when I was cleaning.
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So the kitchen obviously
has to go over there.
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And I'm envisioning
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the front counter
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right over here.
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- That's smart, Luis. Good job, buddy.
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- I envisioned that too, so, you know,
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I deserve co-credit for that.
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- Okay, yeah, good job to you too, Julio.
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Alright, alright, let's get to work.
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- Yeah, get to work, everyone.
Get to work.
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- Are you doing alright, buddy?
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- Yeah, I'm alright. I'm alright.
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- Oh, good, because things
are starting to move really fast,
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and every day we're not open,
we lose money.
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So as soon as those walls go up,
we gotta paint 'em,
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which means you need to pick a color.
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- I-I got you.
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I'll pick a color before I leave tonight.
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- Alright.
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And, hey, listen,
I know this shit is daunting,
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but you got this.
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This is a chance to express yourself.
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- Yeah, express myself.
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[pats shoulder]
- Good.
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- Thank you.
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Express myself.
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? energetic music playing ?
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?
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[squishes]
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JULIO:
Aw.
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Fuckin' Luis.
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- ? Kingston night ?
- Fuck!
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- You guys nailed it.
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Julio, my man, check out this logo
Luis and Ruby came up with.
254
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:12,649
?
255
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,568
LUIS:
Yeah, it just came to me earlier.
256
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,320
?
257
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,739
I mean, Ruby came up with it,
but I drew it.
258
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:20,449
Shit looks pretty tight, huh?
259
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:22,451
- Brilliant, right? This is the one.
260
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:26,663
- Unless, you know,
you visionaried a better idea, Julio.
261
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,874
?
262
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:29,917
- Guess that's fine.
263
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:31,960
- Great.
264
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,755
Your vision's really coming together.
265
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,798
LUIS:
Also, I was envisioning with my ears,
266
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,717
like, what kinda music
we should play in the caf�.
267
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,428
I was thinking maybe in the morning
we start with some slow jams
268
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,721
you know, to get going.
269
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:46,642
And then after lunch, you know,
people need that second push,
270
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,393
we hit 'em with that freestyle.
271
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,186
Keep fools awake.
272
00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:51,230
RUBY: That's smart, baby.
- Thanks, baby.
273
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,234
Oh, and by the way, Julio,
I Googled if your migraines
274
00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:57,361
had anything to do with how smart you are,
275
00:12:57,361 --> 00:13:00,572
and my research concluded that you're just
a dumbass who gets headaches.
276
00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:04,284
- You know what? I'm gonna need
some alone time in the garage.
277
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,911
- Why, you gotta jack off, huh?
278
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,080
- No, I'm gonna work on my vision.
279
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,790
- You didn't mark it on the calendar.
280
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,792
- Yeah, I didn't fuckin'
mark it on the calendar,
281
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,252
but I never get any alone time in here
282
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:14,837
because you guys are so fucking greedy.
283
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,213
- Alright then, fine.
284
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:17,756
[turns off radio]
285
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:20,717
But for future reference,
you don't gotta lie.
286
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,136
You gotta jack off,
you say you gotta jack off.
287
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,638
- Julio, there's no shame in it.
288
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,724
It significantly reduces
the rate of prostate cancer.
289
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,018
- I'm not gonna jack off.
I'm gonna work on my vision.
290
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:33,230
- [scoffs] All he's gonna envision
is some nasty-ass porn.
291
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,314
JULIO:
Close the door.
292
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,908
[keys clacking]
293
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:50,539
?
294
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:59,715
?
295
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,972
? Working for the Weekend
by Lover Boy playing ?
296
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:10,851
?
297
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,653
- ? Everyone's watching ?
298
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:25,115
? To see what you will do ?
299
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,201
- Carlos!
- What up?
300
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,702
? Everyone's looking ?
FABIAN: Sorry, Julio.
301
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,078
- ? At you ?
302
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,997
- My bad.
303
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,081
?
304
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,709
? Everyone's wondering ?
305
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,420
? Will you come out tonight ?
306
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:42,716
? And everyone's trying to get it right ?
307
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,177
? Get it right ?
308
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:50,432
? And everybody's
working for the weekend ?
309
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:53,018
?
310
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:56,605
? Everybody wants a new romance ?
311
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,857
?
312
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,108
CHEF PERCY:
As I was coming up with the menu,
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00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,693
you know what I realized?
314
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,403
I'm fuckin' done with cupcakes.
315
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,448
Now it's time for us
to take on the motherfuckin' muffin.
316
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,368
It's a new era of muffins.
317
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,329
Yo, Julio, taste that muffin, boy.
318
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:13,580
- I'm not really a muffin guy.
319
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,583
[drilling machine whirring]
320
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,960
- Look what I found.
321
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,878
A dozen of these babies out on the street.
322
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:21,630
Come help me grab the rest.
323
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,049
- Hold on, you're gonna
use these chairs for the caf�?
324
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,634
- Why not? They're free.
325
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:28,345
Oh, did you finish writing up
that mission statement?
326
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:31,431
I'm thinking we could put it on the wall
over here next to the mural.
327
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,683
- Wait, what mural?
328
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,226
MINISTER PAYNE:
What mural?
329
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:36,603
The fuckin' mural, Julio.
330
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,397
- Get out your motherfuckin' paintbrushes.
331
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:40,607
We about to paint this bitch, homeys.
332
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,694
[cheering]
333
00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:45,195
- Everybody stop what you're doing!
334
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,323
This is all wrong.
None of this fits my vision.
335
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:51,451
This is a free-for-all of shit ideas,
and I hate it.
336
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,161
I don't know when this all got decided,
337
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,205
but we need to slow down.
338
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,333
- Julio, we've been working
on all of this for weeks.
339
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:02,504
Now, at a certain point,
if you can't figure out your vision,
340
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:03,505
well, we're gonna have--
341
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,008
- Just give me one more night.
342
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:09,344
I'll figure everything out,
if you just leave me alone
343
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,513
for one more night!
344
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:16,143
?
345
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:22,649
Just fuckin' start typing
the mission statement, you piece of shit.
346
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,483
Fuckin' do it.
347
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,110
What the fuck would that fool Steve do?
348
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:28,363
He'd write the fuckin' mission statement
so he'd have more time to yell at people.
349
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,115
Write the fuckin' vision.
350
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,241
Go, bitch.
351
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,034
[sighs]
352
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,994
Alright, come on, let's go.
353
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,580
At Mugs Not Thugs,
we're all about organic,
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ethically sourced,
environmentally correct,
355
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:43,003
sustainable, affordable,
healthy food from the heart.
356
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,463
? uplifting piano music plays ?
357
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:45,589
From the heart?
358
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,799
Ugh, fuckin' corny bullshit.
359
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,971
Mugs Not Thugs
is all about second chances.
360
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,974
You can taste the forgiveness in every--
361
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,392
?
362
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:01,063
Mugs Not Thugs is about
not judging a book by its cover.
363
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,689
Even though covers typically give you
364
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,733
a pretty good idea
of what the book is about.
365
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,193
And how else are you
supposed to judge a book
366
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,444
if you don't have time to read it?
367
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,737
?
368
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:11,281
Mugs Not Thugs
was started by four friends.
369
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,324
No, four homeys.
370
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,076
No, Mugs Not Thugs was started
371
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,619
when a man put a gun to my head.
372
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:17,371
Mugs Not Thugs was started by a gun.
373
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:19,331
I should've just let him
pull the fuckin' trigger.
374
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:22,334
Mugs Not Thugs was founded by Julio Lopez,
375
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:23,585
who never wanted to start a coffee shop,
376
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,088
but kept telling people he did
because I'm a fucking coward
377
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,548
and a loser and a fraud.
378
00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:29,675
No one respects me
because I have nothing to offer the world,
379
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:31,927
just some fuckin' dude who likes coffee.
380
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,013
No.
381
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,850
?
382
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,726
I don't like coffee.
383
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,105
I love coffee.
384
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,858
I'm Julio Lopez, and I love coffee.
385
00:17:45,858 --> 00:17:47,609
Mugs Not Thugs is proud to serve
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00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,362
the highest-quality coffee
in South Central.
387
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,072
It was founded by Julio Lopez,
388
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,366
an entrepreneur who always had a dream.
389
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:55,909
He dreamed to start a caf�.
390
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:56,910
But it's no longer a dream,
391
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,871
because now it's a dream come true.
392
00:17:58,871 --> 00:17:59,913
The American dream.
393
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:00,789
?
394
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,457
Raised in the hood by a single mother,
395
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:05,294
Julio Lopez beat the odds
and now provides opportunities
396
00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:07,880
for those that society has left behind.
397
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,798
He's a visionary,
the Steve Jobs of coffee.
398
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,927
The only difference is Steve never slept
in his garage, but Julio lives there.
399
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,512
Also, Steve Jobs is dead,
400
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,639
so people need a new hero to look up to,
401
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,308
one without a turtleneck this time.
402
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:19,892
[buzzer buzzes]
403
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:22,060
And that's Julio Lopez,
a man who came to America
404
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,562
with nothing but a coffee bean
in his pocket
405
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,190
and a twinkle in his eye.
406
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,524
Well, technically I was born here.
407
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,317
[baby cries]
408
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:31,069
But my parents are from Mexico,
so it's still inspiration.
409
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,947
Hi, I'm Julio Coffee Lopez.
410
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:37,159
No, I'm Julio Coffee,
and that's Mr. Coffee to you.
411
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,745
I'm Mr. Coffee, and I'm gonna
change the world of coffee.
412
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:41,455
Forever.
413
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:43,707
Whoo!
414
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:49,671
We've lost sight
of what's most important, the coffee.
415
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:53,050
I've noticed that many of you
don't drink coffee
416
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:58,764
and some of you have been
bringing Starbucks into my caf�.
417
00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:01,725
?
418
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,436
You think people are gonna come here
and buy our coffee
419
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:07,481
because it's made by ex-felons
that turned their lives around?
420
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:08,232
Fuck no!
421
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:12,027
People will come here because of me.
422
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:17,032
It was my idea to bring in
high-end gourmet coffee to South Central.
423
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:19,743
I am the visionary.
424
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,829
- Hey, dawg,
we're co-visionaries, alright?
425
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:26,667
- I will not let you turn my caf�
into a fucking compromise.
426
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:29,837
Steve didn't compromise
and from now on neither will I.
427
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:33,674
The walls will be Rosso Corsa red.
428
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:37,386
And we're not using
any of your shitty street furniture.
429
00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:40,764
And we're not making muffins.
We're making scones.
430
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:41,932
- I fuckin' hate scones.
431
00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:43,642
- Well, you're gonna love 'em, bitch.
432
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,603
Jorge, come with me.
433
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,105
I have a vision for the mural.
434
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,691
Jorge. [snaps fingers]
435
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,652
?
436
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,779
CHEF PERCY: If we don't kick
this motherfucker off the team,
437
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:58,448
I am going to without a doubt murder him.
438
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,242
So it's best if we do this shit now.
439
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:04,121
MINISTER PAYNE: I hear you, Percy,
but this whole thing was Julio's idea.
440
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,373
None of us would be here
if it wasn't for him.
441
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,458
LUIS: Yeah, but we don't
need him anymore, alright?
442
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:09,668
We've got me.
443
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,253
I'm the real Steven Jobs.
444
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,880
MINISTER PAYNE: Look, I know
he's acting like a fuckin' idiot,
445
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,340
but, I mean, the poor guy
lives in a fuckin' garage.
446
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,550
And so do we, but.
447
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:20,429
He needs this,
so let's just let him paint the walls
448
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:22,055
whatever color he wants.
449
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,933
? intense operatic music playing ?
450
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:29,188
?
451
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:31,273
? high-pitched vocalizing ?
452
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:34,318
?
453
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:53,504
?
454
00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:55,214
- It's not what
I envisioned for the mural,
455
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:57,424
but I guess it works.
456
00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:00,511
Congrats on the achievement
of your vision, dawg.
457
00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:02,429
- Thanks, playboy.
458
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:06,183
?
459
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:13,524
JORGE:
I'm really proud of the work I did.
460
00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:14,441
You know what?
461
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,193
Thanks for giving me
the opportunity, chief.
462
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,403
- You're welcome, Jorge.
463
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,239
Now get the fuck outta here.
464
00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:25,702
?
465
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,664
- Hey, Julio. We're all gonna head out
and get something to eat.
466
00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:29,665
- Be right there.
467
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:36,296
?
468
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:50,477
?
469
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,572
[hammer pounds]
470
00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:03,532
[grunts]
471
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:06,952
[grunting]
472
00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:18,881
[panting]
473
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,426
- I'm not a visionary.
474
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,971
I just want the coffee to be fucking good.
475
00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:28,849
The walls can be blue.
476
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,685
The red is a little intense.
477
00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:34,313
And I'm sorry about the wall.
478
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:42,446
- Actually, I think what you did is smart.
479
00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:43,238
JULIO:
Huh?
480
00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:45,282
If we leave this part open,
481
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:47,159
customers can see into the kitchen.
482
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:51,413
- Yeah, it's good
you fucked up the wall, Julio.
483
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:55,792
- Yo, Julio,
we're fuckin' making muffins.
484
00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,086
- Muffins sound great.
485
00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:00,756
- And, uh, maybe get me
one of them gift certificates
486
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,299
to Massage Envy or something.
487
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:04,051
You owe me a present.
488
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:07,429
?
489
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:08,847
- Man, let's go eat, yo.
490
00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:13,393
?
491
00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:28,367
?
492
00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:38,335
[belt buckle clicks]
[zipper unzips]
493
00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:40,295
?
494
00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:48,345
?
495
00:23:49,305 --> 00:24:49,805
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