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LUIS: Dawg, you better not
fuck this interview up, alright?
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Tell me what you're gonna say.
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- Fine. How about, "Hi, my name's Julio
and I've lost the will to live,
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but also can I get a job?"
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- [mockingly]
Oh, I'm all fuckin' sad.
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- Shut up.
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- Hey, but for real,
I talked you up earlier, alright?
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So just as long as you don't tell John
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that you think Roger Moore
is the best James Bond,
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you should be good.
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- Man, fuck James Bond.
I'm on that John Wick shit.
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- Dawg, do not bring up
John Wick to that fool.
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I'm serious.
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JULIO:
Alright.
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LUIS:
Hey, OG.
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This is my cousin I was telling you about.
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Hey, what the fuck is all this?
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- The landlord sold
the building to developers
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and ended my lease.
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The best suit store in LA
is gonna be turned into
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luxury condominiums
owned by Chinese billionaires.
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- Damn.
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Hey, uh,
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I'm sorry, John.
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JOHN:
Oh, don't worry about me, young blood.
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Everything happens for a reason,
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especially in this city.
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Ohh, LA can be a cruel mistress.
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One day, she's giving you fellatio
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in a bathroom stall at Dodger Stadium.
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The next, she's stealing your wallet
on Hollywood Boulevard.
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But I wouldn't trade
living in this great city
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for nothing in the world.
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[sighs]
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- So, what are you gonna do now, OG?
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- Get the hell outta this rotten town.
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I can't afford to live in this trash heap.
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I'm going to where the grass is greener
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and the rent is cheaper.
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Detroit.
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Goodbye, Luis.
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And good luck to both of y'all.
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?
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?
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- Fuck.
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I'm unemployed.
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I'm a fuckin' bum like you are.
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- Don't worry about it, playboy.
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We'll find jobs tomorrow.
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Today, we ain't got no jobs,
we ain't got shit to do.
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Let's go get fucked up.
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- Alright then, fuck it.
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Damn.
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JULIO: It's alright.
[Luis grunts]
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- Hey, fool, we gotta pick up
my lady real quick.
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- Damn, dawg.
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It's been three weeks
and you're already sprung.
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- Yeah.
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You know what?
You're a bitter-ass hater.
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- Nah, you're just
being that annoying fool
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that invites his lady
to kick it with the homeys.
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- Oh, I'm sorry, did you want
a little more one-on-one time with me?
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I get it, fool, you want me
all to yourself, huh?
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Well, then give me some casco.
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Come on, real quick.
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- Get off of me, dumbass.
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- Hurry up. Let's go.
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? I Love L.A. by Randy Newman playing ?
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- ? Rollin' down the Imperial Highway ?
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? With a big nasty redhead at my side ?
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? Santa Ana winds blowing
hot from the north ?
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? And we was born to ride ?
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?
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? Roll down the window, put down the top ?
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? Crank up the Beach Boys, baby ?
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? Don't let the music stop ?
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? We're gonna ride it ?
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? Till we just can't ride it no more ?
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?
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? From the South Bay to the Valley ?
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? From the West Side to the East Side ?
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? Everybody's very happy ?
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? 'Cause the sun is shining all the time ?
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? Looks like another perfect day ?
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?
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? I love LA ?
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?
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? We love it ?
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?
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? I love LA ?
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?
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? We love it ?
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[alarm ringing]
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? We love it ?
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- Oh, let's get the fuck outta here!
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[ringing continues]
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?
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Shit.
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[ringing continues]
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?
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Get the fuck outta my way, bitch!
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[siren wailing]
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Erika!
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[tires screeching]
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Erika!
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[wailing continues]
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[sighs] Fuck.
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?
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? theme music playing ?
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?
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?
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[keys beeping]
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[cash register dings]
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- Hey, Muhammad.
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Why you got a liquor store
if you can't drink?
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- My name is not Muhammad.
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- Man, shut yo ass up, Muhammad.
[both laugh]
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- I hate this fuckin' city.
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- Ooh, I know what I want.
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- You fuck with sour cream and onions?
RUBY: Yeah.
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- Damn, your breath's gonna be all nasty.
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- You like it, though.
- Yeah, I do.
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- You two disgust me.
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RUBY:
Oh, shut up, Julio.
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You look like you like oven-baked chips.
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- Luis, you're gonna let your lady
talk to me like that?
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- Hey, my lady can speak for herself.
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- Yeah, that's right.
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But also I am not his lady.
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- What do you mean you're not my lady?
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- What do you mean what do I mean?
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We've only been kicking it
for like three weeks.
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LUIS: Yeah, but I mean,
we're like exclusive and shit, right?
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Like you're not gonna go to Norway
and smash on some big-ass Viking fool?
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Are you?
RUBY: I don't know, am I?
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[wedding bells ringing ominously]
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JULIO:
What the fuck?
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?
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MASKED MAN [muffled]:
Everyone on the fucking ground.
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JULIO:
She got married to Julio Teambi�n?
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MASKED MAN: Hey.
JULIO: Huh?
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[Julio grunts]
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- I said get the fuck on the ground.
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You fuckin' deaf?
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[coughing]
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- Hey, homey,
you better ask fucking nicely.
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- Luis, get the fuck down.
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- Alright, I'll get down
but only outta respect for my lady.
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- I am not your lady.
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- Ruby, goddamn.
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- Hey, both of you shut the fuck up.
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You, Muhammad,
where the fuck's the piece at?
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Where's the pistol?
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FARHAD:
My name is not Muhammad.
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[gun cocks]
No pistol.
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- Back up!
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?
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Lie to me again,
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and I'll blow you fuckin' away
with your own pistol.
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Get the fuck back here
and get on the ground.
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[sirens wailing]
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[tires screech]
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?
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Fuck.
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Hey, you.
Danny Trejo-lookin' fool, get up.
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JULIO: Huh?
SONNY: Come on.
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- What?
- Come on, get up.
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- Oh, no. Okay, okay, okay. Okay.
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- [grunts] Fuck!
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- Hey!
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I got hostages.
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Anybody tries to come in, I start
killing motherfuckers, you hear me?
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- I got a shot.
[gun clicks]
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Fuck. Fuckin' safety.
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SERGEANT:
What the hell are you doing?
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Put your fuckin' gun down, Rookie.
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We gotta call for backup.
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We hear you loud and clear.
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No one's coming in there. Okay?
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Just don't hurt anybody.
- Don't kill me.
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- Come on, let's go.
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?
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Ah, fuck.
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Oh, fuck!
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[panting]
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Are you fucking filming me?
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This isn't TikTok.
Give me your fuckin' phone.
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- Why? The cops are already here.
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- Shut up.
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KIANA:
Damn, you all dramatic and shit.
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You like a amateur, huh?
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- Do I look like a fucking amateur to you?
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- Kinda.
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How much you wanna bet I'ma escape?
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- Uh--
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SONNY:
[groans] Whatever.
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Everybody give me your fuckin' phones.
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- I'ma die a fuckin' hostage.
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SONNY:
Dude, shut the fuck up.
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Nothing's gonna happen as long as
you motherfuckers don't try anything.
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LUIS:
Hey. Don't worry.
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I can be your hero, baby.
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RUBY [whispering]:
I don't need you to be my hero.
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Just don't get us killed.
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LUIS:
I appreciate what you're saying,
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but it's kinda hard
to tell a hero not to be a hero.
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- Get off me.
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AUTOMATED VOICE [over phone]:
...please record your message.
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[line beeps]
- Erika. Baby, where are you?
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Shit got fucked up but, uh,
I'm at a liquor store right now
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and I got some hostages,
but I'm gonna get outta here
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and, uh, I'll meet you at the spot, okay?
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Uh, just, you know, call me back.
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And te amo.
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KIANA:
Uh, who's Erika?
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- She's my fuckin' Bonnie
and I'm her Clyde.
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This bank was supposed to be our last lick
and we were gonna head out to Costa Rica
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but shit got fucked up
and I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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Hey. Muhammad, any other exits?
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- No.
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- Isn't that a fucking code violation?
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- Isn't bank robbery a crime?
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- Oh, you got jokes, huh?
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- Stop. Just turn yourself in now
before it gets too crazy.
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Right? It's just armed robbery.
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Even if you get like ten years,
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you'll probably get out in five
for good behavior.
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And you seem like a well-behaved homey.
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- I am not going back to fucking prison.
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I am going to Costa Rica!
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- Uh, but you don't got a plan.
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- I got a plan.
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- You don't look like you got a plan.
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- Well, eh-- Fine.
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Everybody get up.
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Get up!
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?
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Alright.
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Here's my plan.
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?
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We're gonna rush those fuckin' pigs.
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JULIO:
Huh?
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SONNY:
Yeah, I'm gonna countdown from five,
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and we're gonna go out there
and we're gonna fuckin' rush 'em.
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- What the fuck?
That's the LAPD, homey.
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Those fools are gonna just start blasting.
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- There's only two
of those juras out there, man.
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They can't fuckin' kill us all.
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[sirens wailing]
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[tires screech]
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Fuck!
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Alright, uh--
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Look, the longer we wait,
the more cops are gonna show up.
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So, everybody get in line
and let's-let's do this.
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Come on, let's go.
You up front, let's go.
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- Alright.
SONNY: Come on!
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V�monos pues.
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Come on.
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Okay, alright. Okay.
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00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,845
?
261
00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:15,180
Alright. Okay, here we go.
262
00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,223
Ready?
263
00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:18,183
Five,
264
00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:20,227
four,
265
00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:22,104
three...
266
00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:23,063
[plane engine roaring]
267
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,147
...two.
268
00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,483
one--
- Ask for a plane.
269
00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,653
- The fuck did you just say?
270
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,281
- Ask for a plane.
271
00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:33,699
You have hostages.
272
00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:35,242
You've got the power here.
273
00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,119
Let's get the fuck outta this city.
274
00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:38,453
Fuck LA, dawg.
275
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,081
We can all go to Costa Rica together.
276
00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:44,376
Hey, this is how you get back to Erika.
277
00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,044
[sirens wailing in distance]
278
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:52,050
?
279
00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,512
I'm telling you, ask for a plane.
280
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,807
?
281
00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,477
- You're right. You're right.
282
00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,188
We're gonna get a fucking plane, huh?
JULIO: Right.
283
00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:05,898
Yeah. Yeah!
- I'm gonna get a fuckin' plane.
284
00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:07,065
- Let's get a fuckin' plane.
- Let's get a fuckin' plane.
285
00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:08,525
SONNY:
Hey, shut the fuck up. Be right back.
286
00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,527
[door chimes]
[indistinct radio chatter]
287
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,196
- [whispering] What the fuck?
288
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,116
?
289
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,075
- Please help me.
290
00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,785
He's gonna fuckin' kill me, he's crazy.
291
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,537
But you fools know what?
292
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:21,914
He can probably be reasoned with.
293
00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:23,123
SONNY:
Alright, listen up.
294
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,626
I want a plane to take me
wherever I wanna go.
295
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,504
Should we ask for anything else?
296
00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:30,839
- Maybe a pizza.
297
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,007
We're gonna get hungry.
298
00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:33,383
- You're smart as fuck, dawg.
299
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,135
Hey. And a pizza.
300
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,720
I want a pizza and a plane.
301
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,222
SERGEANT:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
302
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,309
Look, we wanna give you
everything you want, okay?
303
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,478
But we're just lowly policemen.
304
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:47,481
And this situation
is way above our pay grade.
305
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:50,609
What you need is a negotiator.
306
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:52,236
?
307
00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:54,446
- Well, okay then
give me a fuckin' negotiator.
308
00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:55,239
SERGEANT:
Okay.
309
00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:57,574
But you gotta do something for us first.
310
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,909
How about, uh,
311
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,453
how about you give us a hostage?
312
00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:04,790
- Isn't this negotiating?
313
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,251
- Well, how would I know that?
314
00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:08,544
I'm not a negotiator.
315
00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:11,463
- Oh, fuck.
316
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:14,341
- I'm mad because I got this
pepper spray app on my phone
317
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,885
but he got the phone,
so we can't even use it.
318
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,428
FARHAD:
We need to distract him--
319
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:19,179
- What's good with your boy?
320
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,348
RUBY:
Luis, what the fuck are you doing?
321
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,641
- Getting warmed up.
322
00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:23,892
When they come back in,
I'll tackle that fool
323
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,561
and you guys walk outta here, alright?
324
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,604
Then I'll beat his ass
and walk outta here myself.
325
00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,648
Done. Easy.
326
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,525
You're welcome.
[Kiana laughs]
327
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,944
- Yo, my baby brother's
bigger than you and he's 13.
328
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:35,904
- So, what the fuck you trying to say?
329
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:39,032
- Luis, it's just
that he-he just looks really muscular.
330
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,200
Right?
- So the fuck what?
331
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,077
Muscles ain't shit
when you got what I have.
332
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,371
And that's density.
333
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,831
[Kiana laughs]
334
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,499
- What the fuck are you talking about?
335
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,293
- Look, I'm low to the ground already,
336
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:51,879
so I get good balance
and I'm dense as fuck,
337
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:52,963
like a bowling ball.
338
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,047
Try to move me.
339
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,216
- Bowling balls are easy to move.
That's what they do.
340
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,011
- Alright, a fuckin' boulder then.
Go ahead, try it!
341
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:01,305
[Luis grunts]
342
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,682
Yo, what the fuck? I wasn't ready!
343
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,017
- The women are right.
344
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:06,685
You are weak and you're short.
345
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:07,728
- Luis, listen, listen.
346
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,104
We need to think of a better plan
347
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,148
than you just trying to beat him up, okay?
348
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:12,983
- So, you don't think
I could take him, huh?
349
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,526
- Honestly? No.
350
00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:18,113
- Wow.
351
00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:21,158
SERGEANT:
Okay then, it's settled.
352
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:25,370
We'll get you that negotiator
soon as you give us a hostage.
353
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,122
- Alright, it's a deal.
354
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:30,083
But then I wanna start talking about
my plane and my pizza.
355
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,336
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anything you want.
356
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:34,421
I mean, we're on your side.
357
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,382
- Alright. Let's go, come on.
358
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,718
?
359
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:40,886
- Wow.
360
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,472
This guy's a fuckin' idiot.
361
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,516
He might actually give us a hostage.
362
00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:46,225
- Hey, Sarge.
363
00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:48,519
I think if I hide over there
next time he comes out,
364
00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:50,145
I can get a clean shot.
365
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,396
SERGEANT:
Oh, yeah?
366
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,023
Can I give you some advice, Rook?
367
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,399
- Yeah.
368
00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:56,610
- Don't be a hero.
369
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:59,196
That's how people get killed.
370
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,281
- With all due respect, Sarge,
371
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,951
I didn't join the force
just to stand around and do nothing.
372
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,118
[sighs]
373
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,620
- You wanna do something?
374
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,746
- Yeah.
375
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:08,956
SERGEANT:
Alright, here.
376
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,291
Why don't you put up some yellow tape?
377
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:15,879
The citizens of Los Angeles
paid a lot of money for that yellow tape.
378
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,130
Good money.
379
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,507
It's our duty to put it up.
380
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,593
Go serve and protect, young man.
381
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,720
? patriotic music plays ?
382
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:25,514
[scoffs]
383
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:28,851
- Alright, one of you lucky motherfuckers
is gonna get to leave.
384
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,727
So, who's it gonna be?
385
00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:34,064
Icka, bicka, soda, cra--
386
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,442
Hey, where's the little homey?
LUIS: I'm not that little, homey.
387
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,820
[gasps]
- Oh, shit.
388
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,196
- Bye, bitch. [laughs]
389
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,823
I told y'all I was gonna escape.
390
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:43,866
Whoo!
391
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,368
[screams]
I'm a hostage, don't fuckin' shoot.
392
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:48,245
[Luis and Sonny grunting]
393
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:49,913
[cocks gun]
394
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:50,998
- [nervously]
Hey, hey, hey, big dawg.
395
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,124
Take a joke, alright?
396
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:54,084
I was just testing your center of gravity,
397
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,460
and you're dense as fuck.
398
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,753
You should be proud.
399
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,838
- You're a fuckin' dead man.
400
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,548
- No, no, no, no!
Don't shoot him, don't shoot him.
401
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,425
We have to give up a hostage anyway.
402
00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:02,968
And this fuckin' idiot's my cousin.
403
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,011
- Your cousin?
404
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:05,888
Hey, whose side are you on, man?
405
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,223
You motherfuckers plan this shit?
- No, no, no. I'm on your side.
406
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,141
Look, playboy.
407
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,435
LUIS: [grunts]
Oh, fuck!
408
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:12,603
You fuckin' bitch.
409
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,771
- We need these hostages alive.
410
00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:16,607
- You're crazy as fuck, huh?
411
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:17,900
I like it.
412
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,526
Alright.
413
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,652
Tie this little motherfucker up then.
414
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,070
- Come on, get your ass up.
415
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,113
Get your ass up.
416
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,199
?
417
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,117
- [whispering] I don't know
what your plan is, but I don't like it.
418
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:29,161
- Hey, I just saved your dumb ass.
419
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:30,370
You coulda got everyone killed.
420
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,289
- Yeah, but you didn't
have to fuckin' sock me.
421
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,582
- [whispering]
Hey, qu� te dije?
422
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:35,167
I told you not to do that shit.
423
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,043
That's what you get.
424
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,837
- Oh, so I personally free a hostage
and now I'm getting punished for it?
425
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,215
This isn't how heroes should be treated.
426
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,342
SONNY:
Oh, shit.
427
00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:44,301
Erika.
428
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:45,886
NEWSCASTER 1 [on TV]: ...eastbound 10...
- It's Erika.
429
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,346
NEWSCASTER 1:
...where inside this white SUV
430
00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:48,597
are a man and a woman
431
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:52,476
who just this morning
robbed a bank in downtown Los Angeles.
432
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,895
NEWSCASTER 2 [on TV]:
The Internet is abuzz with this couple
433
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:59,149
whom everyone is now referring to
as Bonnie and Clyde.
434
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:01,527
- What the fuck?
435
00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:03,195
They're not Bonnie and Clyde.
I'm fucking Clyde.
436
00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:07,032
- Hey. I thought it was just
you and Erika. Who's that other fool?
437
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,701
SONNY:
It's me, Erika, and my road dog, Ernie.
438
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:10,577
He's our getaway driver.
439
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,038
You know, he's... he's our third wheel.
440
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,040
We're like a fuckin' tricycle.
441
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,793
I-I gotta call Erika and figure out
what the fuck is going on, man.
442
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,378
- How'd you guys get separated anyways?
443
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:20,546
- It was an accident.
444
00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:23,298
We came outta the bank at the same time
and Erika got in the car first
445
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,342
and then fuckin' Ernie peeled out
before I got a chance to get in.
446
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,636
He got like spooked or something.
447
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,263
- Why, were the cops shooting at you?
448
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,056
- No, no, they hadn't shown up yet.
449
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,975
[line ringing]
Just, you know, Ernie's--
450
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,977
?
451
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,228
I don't know.
452
00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:37,563
AUTOMATED VOICE [over phone]:
Your call has been forwarded--
453
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:40,148
- Huh.
Rang twice and went to voicemail.
454
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,275
AUTOMATED VOICE:
...at the tone.
455
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:42,317
RUBY:
Hmm.
456
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,861
?
457
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,320
- And what's this "hmm" about?
458
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,116
- I don't know, it just seems like
she sent you to voice mail.
459
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,368
- Or maybe her fuckin' phone's dead.
460
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,788
- If her phone was dead,
it would've gone straight to voicemail,
461
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,498
but it rang twice.
462
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:58,458
So--
463
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,252
- Ah, shit.
464
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,630
- You trusted your woman with another man?
465
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,215
- Fuckin' of course I trust Ernie.
466
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,758
They're just friends.
467
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,385
Matter of fact,
they hang out all the time.
468
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,846
Sometimes I don't even have to be around
for them to hang out.
469
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:13,807
They're just friends.
470
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,310
- You, my friend, are a cuckold.
471
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,811
LUIS:
Yeah, dawg.
472
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,688
I hate to be a bad news bear,
473
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,940
but they're probably smashing right now.
474
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,318
- They're fucking driving.
475
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:25,444
RUBY:
So?
476
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:26,528
You ever heard of road head?
477
00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:30,908
?
478
00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:32,201
[exhales]
479
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:37,331
?
480
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,665
- I was right there.
481
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:43,170
He just had to wait an extra second
to let me in, but
482
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:45,964
they fuckin' left me.
483
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,008
[siren wailing]
484
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,760
What the fuck am I gonna do now?
485
00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:52,429
- Kill yourself, you coward.
486
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,932
- Nah, nah, nah, dawg.
Just turn yourself in, alright?
487
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,351
I served my time, got out,
got my fucking life together.
488
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,645
[scoffs] Even have a new lady now.
489
00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:00,729
- Not your lady.
490
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,190
- Alright, fuckin' fine, whatever.
491
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,359
All I'm saying is
prison ain't that bad, homey.
492
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,110
You get to read books and shit.
493
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,028
Just turn yourself in.
494
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,989
- [sighs]
Maybe you're right.
495
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:12,866
Erika left me.
496
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,701
I ain't got no reason to be out here.
497
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,663
- No.
Stick to the plan.
498
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:19,373
We can still get outta here.
499
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:20,541
- Julio, what the fuck?
500
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:21,875
- No, yeah, for real.
501
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,252
What's your fuckin' deal?
502
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:25,295
- Dawg, I just found out
my ex-lady got married
503
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,214
to some loser with my same name.
504
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,966
My Bonnie betrayed me, too.
505
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,844
- So, Maggie married some other fool, huh?
506
00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:34,555
That's why you've been acting
so fuckin' crazy.
507
00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:35,597
- Shut up, Luis.
508
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:38,058
Dawg, I'm the only motherfucker in here
509
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,352
who really knows
what you're going through, okay?
510
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,187
Fuck your Bonnie.
Fuck my Bonnie.
511
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,064
Fuck all the Bonnies in the world.
512
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,066
We can still get outta here together.
513
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,484
You and me, dawg.
514
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,444
Clyde and Clyde.
515
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:51,238
You with me?
516
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:53,574
Come on.
517
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:55,200
?
518
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,201
- Fuck it.
519
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,452
I'm in.
520
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,913
- Julio, I swear to God,
I'm gonna fuck you up!
521
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:00,873
- Shut up, bitch!
522
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,709
Hey, they probably
got our negotiator by now.
523
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,377
Let's go out there
and get that fuckin' plane.
524
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,086
- You're right.
- Alright.
525
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:06,920
- Go, come on, let's go.
526
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,006
- Hey, put the gun to my head.
- Yeah.
527
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,716
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
528
00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,092
- And let's make it look real this time.
529
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,635
Life's a stage, playboy.
530
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,220
- Look at you. Alright, okay.
531
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,222
[grunts] Oh, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Alright, let's go.
532
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,474
[grunts] Who the fuck wants it?
533
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,853
[grunts]
[whispering]
534
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:24,396
- Oh, so now you're that fool's lady?
535
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,065
- Do you wanna get outta here or not?
536
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:29,776
- Fuck.
537
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:34,531
[indistinct radio chatter]
538
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,241
- So where the fuck is my negotiator?
539
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,785
- [New York accent]
Hey!
540
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,622
Mr. Negotiator here.
541
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:44,374
What can I negotiate for you?
542
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,461
- Isn't that the same guy from earlier?
543
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:49,838
- Yeah, yeah, aren't you
the same guy from earlier?
544
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:51,673
- No. What?
545
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:53,008
I'm a different guy.
546
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:56,428
I'm from New York City.
547
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:57,846
The Big Apple.
548
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,682
But you can probably tell from my voice.
549
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,643
Ohh!
550
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:04,478
- You know what, dawg,
I've been to New York once.
551
00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:05,646
He sounds pretty legit.
552
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,690
- Well, okay.
553
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,025
I don't know if you've heard,
554
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:13,362
but I want a plane and a pizza.
555
00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:16,198
SERGEANT:
Just a plane and a pizza?
556
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:19,076
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
557
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:23,789
Yeah, you just give us a hostage
and we'll get those right over to you.
558
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:25,415
Bada bing, bada boom.
- Goddammit.
559
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:26,583
You know what? Fuck you!
560
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,585
I'm not giving you shit
until you give me what I want.
561
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,212
[exhales]
562
00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:31,755
- You know what?
563
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:36,134
You drive a hard bargain, my friend,
but fair enough.
564
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,011
You just hang tight, alright?
565
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,222
But listen, between you and me,
566
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:43,058
you shoulda held up a liquor store
in New York City.
567
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:45,143
It's the only place
you're gonna find good pizza.
568
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,354
But I'll see what I can do.
569
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,981
I'll see what I can do.
570
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,859
It's the moozadell.
571
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,527
It's all in the mooza--
572
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,779
He's gone.
- ? I'm back ?
573
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:58,866
SONNY: Damn, dawg,
that negotiator sucks at negotiating.
574
00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:00,742
Hey. The fuck are you doing?
575
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,619
- Your-your phone was on the ground
'cause you threw it at my head
576
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,163
so I was just putting it here
with the other phones, okay?
577
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,040
Yeah, but also,
can we please get our phones back?
578
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,292
We're bored as hell.
579
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,336
- Yeah, go ahead.
580
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:12,588
- Alright, you can give
everybody their phones back.
581
00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:14,423
But, hey, sit the fuck back down.
582
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:16,383
- Hey, give me my phone.
Sit your ass down.
583
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:20,387
SERGEANT:
Hey, hey! Look at you.
584
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,639
You get to be a hero today
after all, huh, Rook?
585
00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:25,517
- What are we waiting for?
When are we gonna get in there?
586
00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:29,271
- You really don't get it, huh?
587
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,315
I got two words for you, Rook.
588
00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:34,401
It's called O-T.
589
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:36,862
You like money, right?
590
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:40,782
Well, we need this situation
to last as long as possible.
591
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:43,368
I got a new deck I gotta build, buddy.
592
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:44,703
Johnson's getting a divorce.
593
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,206
And he's at fault, poor bastard.
594
00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:49,458
We all need buttloads of cash
595
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,002
and none of us know
how the stock market works.
596
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:53,837
- He has hostages in there.
597
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:54,796
He's gonna kill them.
598
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,799
- Aw, what about the hostages?
599
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,802
[mockingly]
I'm a little baby who's also a cop.
600
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,304
Pew, pew, pew.
601
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:03,597
[laughter]
602
00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:06,391
What do you think is gonna happen
if we barge in there right now, Rook?
603
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:09,144
Some of those hostages are gonna get shot.
604
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,271
They'll pin it on us,
they'll sue the city,
605
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,065
and we'll be riding a desk.
606
00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:15,609
So, keep your rookie mouth shut
607
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:20,030
and start thinking about
where you wanna spend your OT money, huh?
608
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:22,241
Maybe on some diapies.
609
00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:24,076
For your bum-bum.
610
00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:25,786
?
611
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:27,037
[sergeant chuckles]
612
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,414
[mouthful] I think he's mad.
613
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,541
NEWSCASTER 1 [on TV]:
Police have blocked off
614
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:32,543
entrances and exits to the 10.
615
00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:35,420
This event is causing
major traffic jams across the city.
616
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:38,090
- NEWSCASTER 2 [on TV]: Forget about
Brad and Jen getting back together.
617
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:38,757
[phone dings]
618
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:40,843
This Bonnie and Clyde situation
has turned into
619
00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:42,886
the love story of the year.
620
00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:43,804
NEWSCASTER 1:
Wow, the speed is unbelievable.
621
00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:46,014
- Dawg, Erika just text me.
622
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,307
- What she say?
623
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,726
- "I'm sorry I couldn't answer your call.
624
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,270
"Fucking cops are chasing us.
625
00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:52,729
"Didn't mean to leave you behind.
626
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,106
"I love you so much, baby.
627
00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:55,816
I'm still your Bonnie,
you're still my Clyde."
628
00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:58,277
Aha! I knew it. Okay. [stammers]
629
00:21:58,277 --> 00:21:59,987
- Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Dawg, what are you texting?
630
00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:01,488
Don't text back a crazy long paragraph.
631
00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:03,282
Play it cool.
632
00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:04,366
One line sentences.
633
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,784
No periods, alright?
634
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,327
You don't wanna come off thirsty, alright?
635
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,787
- Alright, alright. Yeah.
[phone dings]
636
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:11,248
Catch you...
- Oh, shit.
637
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:12,708
Now my ex is texting me.
638
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,501
- Oh, w-- What the fuck is she saying?
639
00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:17,671
- "Hey, I know
we haven't talked in a while
640
00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:19,923
"and you probably saw
on Instagram that I got married
641
00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:21,550
"but I think I made a huge mistake.
642
00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:23,468
I can't stop thinking about you"?
643
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:24,803
?
644
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,513
- Damn, dawg,
what are you gonna write back?
645
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,807
- You know what?
I'm just gonna give her the thumbs up.
646
00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:29,558
I'm gonna play it cool.
647
00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:31,560
- [laughs] Smart boy.
[phone dings]
648
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,354
Oh. Uh, okay.
649
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:35,355
The plan is still on.
650
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,523
We're gonna meet in Costa Rica.
651
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:37,983
All I gotta do is get outta here
652
00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:39,860
and she misses my big dick.
653
00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:41,361
That's nice.
654
00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:42,946
[phone dings]
655
00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,157
- Oh, shit.
656
00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:47,242
Now my ex is texting about my big dick.
657
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,118
SONNY:
Oh, no way.
658
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:51,038
- Hey, dawg, they say
it's all about the motion in the ocean
659
00:22:51,038 --> 00:22:52,956
but doesn't hurt to have a big-ass boat.
660
00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:54,333
- Ahh.
[Julio laughs]
661
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,792
I knew there was a reason
that we were homeys.
662
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,503
[phones dings]
[sighs] Let's see.
663
00:22:58,170 --> 00:23:02,674
- "I want to be yours forever angel baby"?
664
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,968
Maggie don't talk like that.
665
00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:06,261
?
666
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:07,513
It's Ruby!
667
00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:09,431
She's the one texting us.
668
00:23:10,182 --> 00:23:11,683
Sonny, behind you! The gun!
669
00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:13,977
?
670
00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:15,312
- Oops.
671
00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:18,524
?
672
00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:21,568
? twangy country western music playing ?
673
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:26,573
?
674
00:23:26,623 --> 00:23:31,173
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