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In the year that I've
been with the Gammas,
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this brotherhood has given me so much.
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But you earned your five stars.
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So your Gamma name is The General.
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- ALL: Ooh.
- Confidence...
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Thinking about giving up?
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Pride,
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camaraderie,
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responsibility,
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and pink eye.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Nonetheless,
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these guys have become
like a family to me,
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and everybody brings something
different to the table.
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All right, the new dryers
should be here Tuesday,
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since the previous
dryers, as we all know...
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were pooped in.
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[ALL GROANING]
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May the still-unknown perpetrator
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find his brand-new
off-white Jordans scuffed.
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ALL: Amen.
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Amen, brother.
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Amen.
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That's Big Boy,
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whose name is less
reflective of his size
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and more his state of mind.
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That right there is his fifth
soul food parfait of the day.
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And then there's No Shirt Nick,
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who brings a positive attitude
and radical body positivity.
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And that boy there is Too Tall Tyree.
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He helps us keep our intramural
basketball title on lock.
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And then there's this clown.
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You know how there's that one cousin
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who pees in the shower
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and always takes a plate
before everyone else?
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That's Cole.
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Everybody calls him Sketch,
because he likes to draw,
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and because... he is.
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Now for our next order of business:
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nominating a new Gamma president.
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- That's right, Big Boy.
- Right? Right?
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Who want it? Hmm?
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- Who want it?
- Yes, sir.
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[CLEARS THROAT] [CLAPS] Look.
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I would be honored to serve my brethren.
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- The Gammas! Yes, sir.
- You already know.
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I'ma bring hope and change
to this bitch like it's 2008.
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- Like it's '08!
- [ALL EXCLAIMING]
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Like it's '08!
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I'm with it.
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That right there is Mr. Popular,
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for all the reasons you would think.
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[LAUGHING] Okay!
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Mr. Popular like it's '08.
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[LAUGHTER]
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So... but wait, wait,
wait. Wait, hold on.
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He runnin' unopposed?
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Hold up. No one else is running?
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What this frat needs is
someone with integrity,
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a passion for giving back,
and strong leadership.
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? ?
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I'm Andre Johnson,
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and I'm running for Gamma president.
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- ALL: Ooh!
- Ooh, Andre!
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BOTH: ? Watch out, world ?
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? I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? Learn something new every day ?
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? I don't know so I'ma feel my way ?
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? Got the weight of the world on me ?
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? But no regrets ?
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? This is what I say ?
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BOTH: ? Watch out, world ?
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? I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? You can't tell me nothin' ?
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BOTH: ? My heartbeat is so loud ?
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? ?
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? Mama, look, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? ?
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As I shared my four-point plan
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covering both the macro and micro
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of how I would elevate the Gammas,
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I knew I had my brothers
in the palm of my hand.
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So as your president,
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I think that I can
serve this brotherhood
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by leading us into the future
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and preparing us for future success.
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[SNAPPING, APPLAUSE] Thank you guys.
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Thank you, thank you.
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It's light work.
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Nice.
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See, I think what The General had to say
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sounds... pretty good.
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But I'm not here to talk to
y'all today about pretty good.
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I'm here to talk to y'all
today about being unlimited.
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What the hell is he talking about?
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Unlimited? What is
he, a cell phone plan?
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[SCOFFS]
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See, my opponent wants to talk about
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unbalanced budgets.
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I want unlimited budgets.
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No.
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That's just not how money works.
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"And for what?" you ask.
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Unlimited parties.
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[ALL EXCLAIMING]
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And... now hold on.
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And do you know who
will be at those parties?
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ALL: Who?
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Unlimited bitches.
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- [ALL EXCLAIMING]
- It's just that easy.
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There are, like, 10,000
bitches at this school, max.
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That's a limited number of bitches.
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We are the Gammas.
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We are unlimited.
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- Yes! Yes, we are!
- Yes!
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Mr. Popular out.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Unlimited!
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ALL: Unlimited! Unlimited!
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Unlimited!
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Working on your new book?
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"Cal You Too: How to
Stay on Campus Forever."
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For your information, little Luka,
I have a full night planned.
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I'm gonna be grading papers
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and enjoying some of these
natural wine selections
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Doug is offering.
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And rating them from
funky to [BLEEP]-up.
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Mm, I hope my O-Chem professor
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grades our tests on a
similarly wobbly curve.
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[GROANS] I wish I saw you guys
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before I used Doug's free printer
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to print 100 copies of these.
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But what do you think? Huh?
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Is this the face of someone
you'd vote to be president?
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You look like you belong on
the front of an oatmeal box.
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Ooh. Great breakfast.
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And also good for you and good to you.
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That's a fire slogan right there.
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- Boom.
- You're gonna lose.
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Rude, but that is not an option,
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okay, and I cannot let someone win
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who has based their entire platform
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around the word "unlimited."
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Listen, Andre.
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If this means a lot to you,
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you have to do whatever it takes to win.
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- But, like, cleanly, right?
- Yes.
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Uh, most of the campaigns I've seen,
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the dirtiest were sadly
the most successful, so...
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- Hmm.
- And if you want to win,
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you need to find a way
to take this guy down.
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No one is squeaky clean, Andre,
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and if they are, make sure they're not.
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Catch my drift?
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But if it's for the greater good,
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it's not that bad, right?
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Yes. It's worse, actually.
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Look, I think these
flyers show who you are,
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and in my experience,
that's who you should be.
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Take it from someone who's
been in the trenches, man.
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A good policy is a good policy.
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Honesty is the best policy.
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Exactly, so start getting honest
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about your opponent's dirty laundry.
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I don't know,
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but I do think that
your strategy has merits.
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I'm gonna go run me
some more flyers, though.
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Yeah, but trust me.
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Stop printing flyers and
start stealing emails.
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That's horrible advice.
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It's great advice.
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- [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
- _
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All this talk of running
has got me hungry.
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Kiela, how do you feel about
hitting up Pop Dat Pupusa?
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Are you trying to take me to
an El Salvadorian sex party?
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Because I'm in.
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No, it's a food truck at
this gallery opening downtown.
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Oh, yeah, I'll go.
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? ?
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Despite Kiela's advice to get dirty,
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a Gamma man is a man of integrity,
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and that's how I would debate.
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Like Michelle Obama said,
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"When they go low, we go high."
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And that's why I'm
saying unlimited water.
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[SCOFFS]
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I hate to break this to you, bro,
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but we're in a drought.
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Which is why
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I'll bring the Gammas
unlimited drought relief.
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That's not...
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that's not even a thing, Darius.
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Okay. All right.
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Now let's move on to the next topic:
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The Chapter Pledge Initiative.
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As president, how do each of you plan
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to spike new recruit interest
and get our pledge numbers up?
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That's an excellent question, Big Boy,
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and a topic I hold near and dear.
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I plan to start the
recruitment process early and...
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Man, quit playin'.
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Ain't nobody tryin' to hear all that.
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Look, the only recruitment
strategy we need is word of mouth.
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Now holla if you hear me!
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Unlimited everything!
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ALL: Unlimited everything!
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Unlimited everything!
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Unlimited everything!
Unlimited everything!
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You want to win?
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You need to find a way
to take this guy down.
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ALL: Unlimited everything!
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Unlimited everything!
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Okay, okay, okay!
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What about unlimited truths?
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Huh? Who's ready to hear that?
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[ALL MURMURING] Yeah.
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I know who dropped the
booty bomb in the dryer.
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- Oh, shit, that nasty shit?
- What?
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- Oh, hell no.
- That's right.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Who did it then?
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And I hate to do this.
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I really hate to do this,
because this is someone
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I have a lot... you know what?
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Actually, matter of fact,
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I got unlimited love for this man.
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But it was none other than
my opponent, Mr. Popular.
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[ALL EXCLAIMING]
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Cap. I did not have stool
relations with that dryer.
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Does bottomless Michelada Monday night
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a month ago ring a bell to you?
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[ALL GASPING, MURMURING]
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You were what a white woman
would describe as shwasted.
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Did you or did you not wake
up on the laundry room floor?
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Yeah, but see... but that's the thing.
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- That... but... but...
- [ALL EXCLAIMING]
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"But... but... but... but... but... "
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Yeah.
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Your butt was the problem.
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[ALL EXCLAIMING]
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ALL: General! General! General!
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General! General!
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General!
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Sorry, Mrs. Obama,
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but when they go low, I go lower.
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[DAZ RINKO'S "CANDY MANE"]
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? Thinking of a master plan ?
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? Thinking of a master jam ?
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? The G way, I had to hit the sensei ?
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? 'Cause when I need love I hit you up ?
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? Had me blocked dikemba ?
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? I spend my nights
alone 'cause most days ?
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? The only girl I want don't want me ?
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? Friends come through
with cups of Bombay ?
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I can't believe we aren't
popping our pupusas right now.
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Yeah, darn.
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It's just... what a same if we
came all this way for nothing.
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I'm sure they have food here somewhere.
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? Running since 15 ?
262
00:08:52,123 --> 00:08:53,959
? I only wanna vibe with you ?
263
00:08:53,959 --> 00:08:55,669
? I only wanna ride with you ?
264
00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:58,004
You thirsty bitch.
265
00:08:58,004 --> 00:09:00,465
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Oh.
266
00:09:00,465 --> 00:09:01,591
Fine.
267
00:09:01,591 --> 00:09:03,343
I'll admit I am beyond thirsty.
268
00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:04,719
I am parched.
269
00:09:04,719 --> 00:09:06,304
When I'm around her, I feel something...
270
00:09:06,304 --> 00:09:08,598
I feel something I've never felt before.
271
00:09:08,598 --> 00:09:10,392
I feel... uncool.
272
00:09:10,392 --> 00:09:11,977
? ?
273
00:09:11,977 --> 00:09:13,728
? Can't contain ?
274
00:09:13,728 --> 00:09:14,896
? ?
275
00:09:14,896 --> 00:09:16,648
Even her wave is hot.
276
00:09:16,648 --> 00:09:18,525
Okay, if you're an ally, be an ally.
277
00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:19,776
- Help me cover.
- [LAUGHS]
278
00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:21,278
Okay. I got you.
279
00:09:21,278 --> 00:09:22,946
I am a great liar.
280
00:09:22,946 --> 00:09:24,656
Hey, stalker.
281
00:09:24,656 --> 00:09:25,824
Stalker's friend?
282
00:09:25,824 --> 00:09:27,117
Ooh, no.
283
00:09:27,117 --> 00:09:28,910
Nobody has a stalker here, okay?
284
00:09:28,910 --> 00:09:31,371
I... I dragged Zaara here tonight
285
00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:34,875
because I just... I love...
286
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,293
the art of fashion.
287
00:09:36,293 --> 00:09:38,086
? ?
288
00:09:38,086 --> 00:09:39,838
[GASPS] Fashion!
289
00:09:39,838 --> 00:09:41,006
Wow.
290
00:09:41,006 --> 00:09:44,092
? ?
291
00:09:44,092 --> 00:09:45,385
So...
292
00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:47,345
? ?
293
00:09:47,345 --> 00:09:49,389
It's crazy running into you here.
294
00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:53,310
You know, they always
say the world is so small.
295
00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:56,104
Oh, my God, you're so weird.
296
00:09:56,104 --> 00:09:58,106
Come on. Work the room with me.
297
00:09:58,106 --> 00:09:59,566
Go.
298
00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,234
? ?
299
00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,028
? Girl, you know you're driving me ?
300
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,574
Special delivery.
301
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:09,993
Hey, Sloane, my favorite wine rep.
302
00:10:09,993 --> 00:10:11,661
I was about to get rid of all my wine
303
00:10:11,661 --> 00:10:12,746
so I could see you again.
304
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:15,040
Mm, sounds like I win either way.
305
00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,333
[CHUCKLES]
306
00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:18,043
- All right, now don't judge...
- Okay.
307
00:10:18,043 --> 00:10:20,170
But I got some jalape�o poppers.
308
00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:21,922
I heard they go good
with the sauv blanc.
309
00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,632
Ooh, I don't know if I believe
310
00:10:23,632 --> 00:10:26,009
that will pair well together,
311
00:10:26,009 --> 00:10:28,470
but I'm down to try anything once.
312
00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:30,138
So the lady likes adventure?
313
00:10:30,138 --> 00:10:31,723
- She does.
- Uh-huh.
314
00:10:31,723 --> 00:10:35,018
Speaking of likes, I have
a Shiraz I want you to try.
315
00:10:35,018 --> 00:10:36,186
- Ooh, let's open it.
- Let's see.
316
00:10:36,186 --> 00:10:37,812
Ooh, hold on, now.
317
00:10:37,812 --> 00:10:40,106
You can't rush fine wine.
318
00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,484
Or fine women.
319
00:10:42,484 --> 00:10:44,819
- Oh, so you think you're fine?
- [LAUGHS]
320
00:10:44,819 --> 00:10:46,613
It's been said on
more than one occasion.
321
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,865
? ?
322
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:49,866
- Man...
- Yes, sir.
323
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,534
Good looking out, man.
324
00:10:51,534 --> 00:10:54,287
I will never be able to look
at Michelada Monday the same.
325
00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,330
Mr. Popular!
326
00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:56,957
- Ooh...
- Damn!
327
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,667
Hey, and I was with you
on the drought thing.
328
00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:00,543
I am not about to vote
for a climate denier.
329
00:11:00,543 --> 00:11:03,713
Well, here's a convenient
truth: I'm your guy, all right?
330
00:11:03,713 --> 00:11:05,256
Put it there, Too Tall.
331
00:11:05,256 --> 00:11:07,759
God! Cole.
332
00:11:07,759 --> 00:11:09,928
Damn, bro, I didn't see you there.
333
00:11:09,928 --> 00:11:11,680
I gotta get you a little bell
to wear when I'm president.
334
00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:14,474
Yeah, well, got something for you.
335
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,101
Just so you can remember it all.
336
00:11:16,101 --> 00:11:17,811
I... I don't really
think I... I need this.
337
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,771
I was... I was just there, but...
338
00:11:19,771 --> 00:11:21,439
Think it'd help a way to remember
339
00:11:21,439 --> 00:11:23,024
when you still had a soul.
340
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,318
What are you talking about?
341
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,404
What am I talking about?
342
00:11:27,404 --> 00:11:30,031
Did Mr. Popular take
a dook in the dryer?
343
00:11:30,031 --> 00:11:31,324
Did I take a dook in the dryer?
344
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,867
- You did it?
- Ah, see?
345
00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:34,160
That right there shows that
346
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,870
you don't even know if Mr. Popular did.
347
00:11:35,870 --> 00:11:37,080
What is your game here, all right?
348
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,748
You can't prove anything.
349
00:11:38,748 --> 00:11:41,876
All right. All right.
350
00:11:41,876 --> 00:11:44,546
I guess we just both
have to live with it, huh?
351
00:11:44,546 --> 00:11:47,632
But there are three sides
to every story, all right?
352
00:11:47,632 --> 00:11:51,886
Only you, me, and the
dryer know the truth.
353
00:11:51,886 --> 00:11:54,764
[BIIG PIIG'S "DON'T TURN AROUND"]
354
00:11:54,764 --> 00:11:56,933
? ?
355
00:11:56,933 --> 00:12:00,854
? Don't you turn around ?
356
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:06,109
? And say you need me by your side ?
357
00:12:06,109 --> 00:12:07,777
? If it's that easy ?
358
00:12:07,777 --> 00:12:11,573
? Why'd you leave me ?
359
00:12:11,573 --> 00:12:15,618
? You know I've no one
to rely on, to rely ?
360
00:12:15,618 --> 00:12:17,954
? ?
361
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:20,832
Are you mad at me for stalking you?
362
00:12:20,832 --> 00:12:23,376
I'm annoyed that you
didn't follow me back on IG
363
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,670
and just ask to meet up at this exhibit.
364
00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:29,340
This stalk and chill could've
been a model and chill.
365
00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:31,509
I think I prefer the stalk and chill.
366
00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:33,762
Hey, I don't mean to interrupt,
367
00:12:33,762 --> 00:12:35,305
but I had one of my photographers
368
00:12:35,305 --> 00:12:36,681
take some candids earlier.
369
00:12:36,681 --> 00:12:39,350
I think you two might
like to have these.
370
00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:43,104
I'm Aleali, the curator of this exhibit.
371
00:12:43,104 --> 00:12:44,856
I think you both are naturals.
372
00:12:44,856 --> 00:12:46,858
Street wear is all in the attitude,
373
00:12:46,858 --> 00:12:48,234
and I think you can pull off
374
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,945
a lot of these different
styles being showcased.
375
00:12:50,945 --> 00:12:52,614
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
376
00:12:52,614 --> 00:12:53,782
? ?
377
00:12:53,782 --> 00:12:55,158
These are actually really good.
378
00:12:55,158 --> 00:12:57,368
I like these.
379
00:12:57,368 --> 00:12:59,788
I never thought I would
like an event like this.
380
00:12:59,788 --> 00:13:01,915
I thought it was dumb at first,
381
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,750
but then the money
came in, and I realized
382
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,127
that I like money.
383
00:13:06,127 --> 00:13:08,505
And sometimes, as a bonus,
384
00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:11,716
I meet cool people.
385
00:13:11,716 --> 00:13:14,427
? ?
386
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:17,097
- Salud.
- Salud.
387
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,307
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
388
00:13:19,307 --> 00:13:21,476
You know, I can't... I can't remember
389
00:13:21,476 --> 00:13:23,061
the last time I did something like this.
390
00:13:23,061 --> 00:13:24,646
What? Drank wine?
391
00:13:24,646 --> 00:13:27,482
No, had company that
wasn't a crazy student
392
00:13:27,482 --> 00:13:30,151
or a man-child that needed
hot sauce to eat his food.
393
00:13:30,151 --> 00:13:31,611
- [LAUGHS]
- I'm serious.
394
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:32,946
So you're saying I'm good company?
395
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:35,115
No. I'm saying...
396
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,449
you're great company.
397
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,118
Mm.
398
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,370
? ?
399
00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:43,248
You know, this is good,
400
00:13:43,248 --> 00:13:46,334
but I think I know something
that'll taste better.
401
00:13:46,334 --> 00:13:49,420
I think I could suggest
something that's off the menu.
402
00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:51,005
[PHONE CHIMING]
403
00:13:51,005 --> 00:13:54,342
[SIGHING]
404
00:13:54,342 --> 00:13:56,427
I'm so sorry.
405
00:13:56,427 --> 00:13:58,429
I'm so sorry. Something came up.
406
00:13:58,429 --> 00:13:59,931
This was great.
407
00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:02,934
It's... it's not you.
408
00:14:02,934 --> 00:14:04,644
Heard that before.
409
00:14:05,728 --> 00:14:08,106
Keep up, little bro. I
just murked another one.
410
00:14:08,106 --> 00:14:10,400
You call that a snipe, doo-doo?
411
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,735
Hey, a hit is a hit, and I'm on a roll.
412
00:14:12,735 --> 00:14:15,280
A roll of toilet paper, General Streak.
413
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,616
I'm sorry, I think my game's glitching.
414
00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:19,993
What are you talking about?
415
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,870
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
416
00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:24,038
You know what you did last dryer cycle.
417
00:14:24,038 --> 00:14:25,456
Fecal fibber.
418
00:14:25,456 --> 00:14:27,500
[EERIE MUSIC]
419
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,210
[WHISPERING] Liar...
420
00:14:29,210 --> 00:14:35,210
? ?
421
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,180
[CLANKING]
422
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:47,145
? ?
423
00:14:50,648 --> 00:14:52,025
Weird.
424
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,819
I could've sworn I heard something.
425
00:14:54,819 --> 00:14:55,987
You did me dirty, bro.
426
00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:58,406
- Ah!
- Pun intended.
427
00:14:58,406 --> 00:15:00,825
? ?
428
00:15:00,825 --> 00:15:03,870
Unlimited feces...
429
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,289
Only you, me, and that
dryer knows the truth.
430
00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:09,375
- [WHISPERING] Liar...
- [SCREAMING]
431
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,711
- [GASPING]
- Look, dude.
432
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,047
I hard you screaming "unlimited
feces" from the parking lot.
433
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,465
I... I'm good. No, I'm good.
434
00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:17,467
I told you to lay off
the gummy melatonin.
435
00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:18,635
Didn't I?
436
00:15:18,635 --> 00:15:19,677
Get your shoes off my couch.
437
00:15:19,677 --> 00:15:20,929
I'm good.
438
00:15:20,929 --> 00:15:23,890
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
439
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,433
Shit.
440
00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:28,895
[HIP-HOP MUSIC]
441
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,188
Yeah.
442
00:15:30,188 --> 00:15:34,734
? ?
443
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:38,071
Brothers, the votes are in.
444
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,822
General...
445
00:15:39,822 --> 00:15:41,240
or should I say President?
446
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,909
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
447
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,827
Come claim your throne.
448
00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:46,496
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
449
00:15:46,496 --> 00:15:48,289
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
450
00:15:48,289 --> 00:15:49,415
Make me proud, brother.
451
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:50,458
I will, I will.
452
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:51,626
That's our president!
453
00:15:53,378 --> 00:15:54,379
Uh...
454
00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:59,842
I've wanted this more than anything.
455
00:15:59,842 --> 00:16:01,594
Why, now that it's mine and I've won,
456
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,262
do I feel like I've lost?
457
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:07,976
ALL: Speech! Speech! Speech!
458
00:16:07,976 --> 00:16:08,977
Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!
459
00:16:08,977 --> 00:16:11,020
All right, all right.
460
00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:13,481
Thank you for putting your trust in me.
461
00:16:13,481 --> 00:16:15,650
You guy shave become
like a family to me,
462
00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:17,819
and I can't tell you how honored I am
463
00:16:17,819 --> 00:16:19,070
to be named your leader.
464
00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:22,031
- [ALL EXCLAIMING]
- Yes, sir. Yes, sir!
465
00:16:22,031 --> 00:16:24,701
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
466
00:16:24,701 --> 00:16:27,328
But the truth is...
467
00:16:27,328 --> 00:16:28,621
I don't deserve this.
468
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,498
If I accepted this,
469
00:16:30,498 --> 00:16:32,750
I would be betraying the Gamma man
470
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:36,045
that you all taught me to be.
471
00:16:36,045 --> 00:16:37,964
Therefore, I must
concede this presidency.
472
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,298
[ALL MURMURING]
473
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,466
Look, look.
474
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:43,594
I owe you all an apology.
475
00:16:43,594 --> 00:16:45,304
Especially you, Mr. Popular.
476
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:48,766
'Cause I lied that you did
number two in the dryer.
477
00:16:48,766 --> 00:16:50,810
[GASPS] Deception!
478
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,521
Would you shut your
shirtless ass up, man?
479
00:16:53,521 --> 00:16:55,982
Let the guy speak.
480
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,525
I guess I just wanted it so badly
481
00:16:57,525 --> 00:16:59,819
that I lost sight of who I was,
482
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,071
why I started doing
this in the first place.
483
00:17:03,698 --> 00:17:05,783
So my point is,
484
00:17:05,783 --> 00:17:07,493
Mr. Popular should
be our next president.
485
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,288
I'm sorry.
486
00:17:10,288 --> 00:17:13,666
? ?
487
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,043
Thanks, Doug.
488
00:17:15,043 --> 00:17:16,919
Yeah, no problem. Thank you.
489
00:17:16,919 --> 00:17:18,337
Hey.
490
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:19,630
[SYCCO'S "RIPPLE"]
491
00:17:19,630 --> 00:17:22,133
Can I get a second chance on the rocks?
492
00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:23,718
? ?
493
00:17:23,718 --> 00:17:26,971
Look, I'm sorry for leaving so abruptly,
494
00:17:26,971 --> 00:17:29,974
but if you have time later,
495
00:17:29,974 --> 00:17:33,144
we could finalize that wine list...
496
00:17:33,144 --> 00:17:35,688
and some other things.
497
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,398
? ?
498
00:17:37,398 --> 00:17:38,608
I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
499
00:17:38,608 --> 00:17:40,693
At first, I... I thought you left me
500
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,987
to see another man or something.
501
00:17:42,987 --> 00:17:44,697
Well...
502
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:48,117
not another man, per se.
503
00:17:48,117 --> 00:17:51,788
? Just let it ripple, stay home ?
504
00:17:51,788 --> 00:17:55,208
Sometimes you get so
fixated on a certain outcome
505
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:58,336
that you don't allow yourself
the possibility for change.
506
00:17:58,336 --> 00:18:00,505
? Stay close ?
507
00:18:00,505 --> 00:18:02,131
- But the second you escape
- _
508
00:18:02,131 --> 00:18:03,800
from the box you put yourself in...
509
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,344
- _
- ? Stay close, stay home ?
510
00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:09,514
- _
- ? Just let it ripple ?
511
00:18:09,514 --> 00:18:12,392
All kinds of new
possibilities open up for you.
512
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,143
? Just let it ripple ?
513
00:18:14,143 --> 00:18:15,812
I thought the best
way for me to give back
514
00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:17,563
to the Gammas was to be the leader.
515
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:18,856
? Quit while I'm crying ?
516
00:18:18,856 --> 00:18:20,900
But it was never really about me.
517
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,736
Leadership is about doing
what's best for the team,
518
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,447
even when it's not in
your own best interest.
519
00:18:26,447 --> 00:18:28,199
[EXCLAIMING]
520
00:18:28,199 --> 00:18:29,700
You missed one, brother.
521
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:30,952
Damn!
522
00:18:30,952 --> 00:18:32,161
I don't care if I'm not president.
523
00:18:32,161 --> 00:18:34,414
I am still gonna get
you that bell to wear.
524
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,665
Don't worry about me.
525
00:18:35,665 --> 00:18:37,834
I just came to check in on you.
526
00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,877
That was quite the scene
you made earlier, dog.
527
00:18:39,877 --> 00:18:42,630
Tell you, I did not see it coming.
528
00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:45,049
But I... I was... I was impressed.
529
00:18:45,049 --> 00:18:47,510
Yeah, I... I don't
know what happened, man.
530
00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:50,221
I feel like I just thought
that I needed to win
531
00:18:50,221 --> 00:18:52,098
to show that I could lead.
532
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,392
I just wanted to be someone
that everyone could depend on,
533
00:18:54,392 --> 00:18:55,476
you know?
534
00:18:55,476 --> 00:18:57,019
I feel like I let you all down
535
00:18:57,019 --> 00:18:59,021
by trying to be the best that
I could be for the Gammas.
536
00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:02,024
Ah, man, it's a tale as old as time.
537
00:19:02,024 --> 00:19:04,360
On the quest of trying
to be the best for us,
538
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,362
ends up bringing out
the worst in yourself.
539
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,780
I just hope that the next time
540
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,032
the guys give me pink
eye, it's on accident.
541
00:19:10,032 --> 00:19:11,868
Look, bro, don't worry about them.
542
00:19:11,868 --> 00:19:13,578
The boys will come around, all right?
543
00:19:13,578 --> 00:19:16,289
Everyone here knows you got our back.
544
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,540
Look.
545
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:20,126
There are many ways to lead.
546
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,378
It doesn't always have to be
the way that's facing outward.
547
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:24,255
Yo, thanks for the help, bro.
548
00:19:24,255 --> 00:19:27,508
I really appreciate your
honesty on Dryer-gate.
549
00:19:27,508 --> 00:19:29,635
Ah, sh... [SCOFFS]
550
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:32,763
About that, dog... [SIGHS]
551
00:19:32,763 --> 00:19:34,807
I didn't Scooby Doo in anyone's dryer.
552
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:35,850
? ?
553
00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:37,185
But you admitted it!
554
00:19:37,185 --> 00:19:38,352
? ?
555
00:19:38,352 --> 00:19:39,353
Did I?
556
00:19:39,353 --> 00:19:40,980
Yeah.
557
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,273
Here.
558
00:19:42,273 --> 00:19:43,733
? ?
559
00:19:43,733 --> 00:19:45,651
Ahh!
560
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,612
When was he even drawing this?
561
00:19:47,612 --> 00:19:50,323
? ?
562
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,949
Damn.
563
00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:54,327
Really did capture my kind eyes, though.
564
00:19:57,872 --> 00:19:59,332
Okay, guys.
565
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,708
Unlimited honesty.
566
00:20:04,086 --> 00:20:05,796
I did, in fact, dook in the dryer.
567
00:20:05,796 --> 00:20:08,633
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
568
00:20:08,633 --> 00:20:10,968
- I am seeking help.
- That's nasty, man!
569
00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:12,887
And I'm not deserving of the presidency.
570
00:20:12,887 --> 00:20:13,930
? ?
571
00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:15,806
I was right?
572
00:20:15,806 --> 00:20:17,058
Wow.
573
00:20:17,058 --> 00:20:19,101
That was a total shot in the dark.
574
00:20:19,101 --> 00:20:23,648
Unless my bros are about
unlimited forgiveness...
575
00:20:23,648 --> 00:20:26,943
in which case, I accept
576
00:20:26,943 --> 00:20:30,488
and ask The General to be my vice.
577
00:20:31,948 --> 00:20:33,741
I'm with you, Mr. Popular,
578
00:20:33,741 --> 00:20:37,078
or shall I say Mr. President?
579
00:20:37,078 --> 00:20:38,746
- All right.
- All right.
580
00:20:38,746 --> 00:20:41,749
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
581
00:20:41,749 --> 00:20:43,317
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
582
00:20:43,317 --> 00:20:44,377
That's what I'm talking about.
583
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,212
- My man.
- Whoo-whee!
584
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,839
ALL: Gammas! Gammas! Gammas!
585
00:20:48,839 --> 00:20:50,299
Gammas! Gammas!
586
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:54,899
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