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uh
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none of this is working this is a
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[ __ ] disaster
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okay that was good uh could you give me
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one more of those just like
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less high pitched and more just like
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just terrified and kind of make it a
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little bit longer too if you could
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it's not my fault we got the letter q
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that's you being disrespected
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i know did you see the press release
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i was last yeah i saw that you're even
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after nacho violando
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besides five grand i'd like to just make
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any kind of movie for five thousand
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dollars
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all right so what are we gonna do to
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make our segment stand out
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what if our abc's of death short is the
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only segment in the entire film to
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feature an actual
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on-screen death like like somebody
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actually dies
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actually that's a great idea like we
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kill an animal or something
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yeah it wouldn't have to be a person we
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could kill an animal nobody gives a [ __ ]
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about animals what animal would we kill
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it's got to start with a q q have
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something to do with the queue
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actually he's kind of cute yes
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ah [ __ ] let's kill this [ __ ] duck
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one you might want to back up just a
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little bit
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okay so how do we do this well we got to
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make sure we pretty much kill it right
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away we don't want to suffer too much
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right right right yeah yeah this isn't a
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snap film this is art
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ducks die all the time for food okay
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yeah
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yeah this is what you eat america you
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american pigs
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they're the real killers not us that's
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right yeah
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hey juan we're gonna just tell us like
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this is that cool
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all right so on to count three yeah
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sounds good all right
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one
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two
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hold on a second can you just shoot the
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duck i mean i
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i know it's my you know thing but uh if
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you chew the duck i'd appreciate it
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yeah yeah i got it okay
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one two
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this [ __ ] thing god damn it did you
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get the safety on it you know i don't
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even [ __ ] know what side it's all
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right
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oh
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you
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