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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:41,019 You may not know me. I'm Big Enos Burdette. 2 00:00:42,447 --> 00:00:44,689 This is my son, Little Enos. 3 00:00:45,158 --> 00:00:47,501 Believe me, you put Enos Burdette in 4 00:00:47,502 --> 00:00:49,654 the capitol building in Austin... 5 00:00:49,996 --> 00:00:52,950 Holy... Is that who I think it is? 6 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:56,785 If that ain't John Coen, then I'm the Incredible Hulk. 7 00:00:56,879 --> 00:00:58,706 Bomb bay doors open. 8 00:01:05,303 --> 00:01:06,964 Bombs away. 9 00:01:22,614 --> 00:01:25,816 Daddy, this bullshit has got to stop. 10 00:01:35,085 --> 00:01:37,067 I reckon if I spend a few more million, 11 00:01:37,068 --> 00:01:38,702 I'd have this election sewed up. 12 00:01:38,796 --> 00:01:42,130 You better. You only raised $80 at that last benefit dinner. 13 00:01:42,217 --> 00:01:44,708 I delivered the Statler Brothers, didn't I? 14 00:01:48,140 --> 00:01:49,302 Are you ready, Son? 15 00:01:49,391 --> 00:01:52,926 Nobody shit-bombs a Burdette and gets away with it. 16 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:55,558 I'll tell you one thing. When I'm elected governor... 17 00:01:55,647 --> 00:01:57,806 I'm gonna pass a law that damn fools like that... 18 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,726 can't fly over other people's property. 19 00:01:59,818 --> 00:02:02,985 Let it fly, boy. Let it fly. 20 00:02:03,322 --> 00:02:04,521 Shit. 21 00:02:15,251 --> 00:02:20,163 Enos Burdette, your fat ass will not warm the governor's chair... 22 00:02:20,257 --> 00:02:22,712 if I have to spend every goddamn dime I got. 23 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:27,845 Candidates for governor of Texas? 24 00:02:30,142 --> 00:02:33,344 Why don't you boys try something a little more your size? 25 00:02:33,436 --> 00:02:37,434 If I had my choice, I'd endorse one of the Dallas cheerleaders... 26 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:40,015 before I'd back either one of you... 27 00:02:40,653 --> 00:02:42,027 turkeys. 28 00:02:42,738 --> 00:02:45,027 Now, get out of my sight. 29 00:02:56,502 --> 00:02:57,533 What is it? 30 00:02:57,628 --> 00:02:59,206 It's Silisbey, Governor. 31 00:02:59,297 --> 00:03:02,962 Silisbey, I told you before. I will now tell you again. 32 00:03:03,926 --> 00:03:07,011 Go to Pier 23 in Miami. 33 00:03:07,097 --> 00:03:11,759 Pick up crate number 1444, and deliver its contents... 34 00:03:11,851 --> 00:03:15,683 to the Republican National Convention in Dallas in nine days. 35 00:03:15,772 --> 00:03:18,477 No, you fool, nine days. Nine. 36 00:03:19,943 --> 00:03:24,439 That crate is a very special gift from me to the Grand Old Party. 37 00:03:24,531 --> 00:03:27,616 It'll be your ass if it's not there in time. 38 00:03:28,493 --> 00:03:32,112 Just get me crate number 1444. 39 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:38,082 - Son, come on. Come on, Son. - Where we going, Daddy? And why? 40 00:03:38,170 --> 00:03:41,040 We're going to the governor's office, by way of Miami. 41 00:03:55,313 --> 00:03:57,013 ♪ Well, if I can keep it on the 42 00:03:57,014 --> 00:03:59,097 ground when I put that hammer down ♪ 43 00:04:17,794 --> 00:04:19,558 ♪ He thinks he's really got it cooking 44 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:20,961 Plans to do a lot of booking ♪ 45 00:04:26,345 --> 00:04:28,551 ♪ So if I can keep it on the ground 46 00:04:28,552 --> 00:04:30,390 when I put that hammer down ♪ 47 00:05:02,507 --> 00:05:04,167 Fred, I know you're nervous... 48 00:05:04,259 --> 00:05:07,129 but if you can hold them burger bits down for one more lap... 49 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:09,546 me and you gonna be $20,000 richer. 50 00:05:10,223 --> 00:05:13,010 On to the white flag, with one lap to go. 51 00:05:37,585 --> 00:05:39,993 Coming down. Look at that straight away. 52 00:05:40,338 --> 00:05:42,129 Look at that. 53 00:05:58,357 --> 00:06:00,764 Truck's demolished, but he's gonna walk away. 54 00:06:00,859 --> 00:06:02,650 Looks like he's all right. 55 00:06:03,528 --> 00:06:05,651 Big Iron coming down to the finish. 56 00:06:05,739 --> 00:06:09,025 The Jimmy General out in front at the end of 200 miles. 57 00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:12,118 All bunched up and coming down to the finish line... 58 00:06:12,203 --> 00:06:15,039 your winner will be Cledus Snowman. 59 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,960 Fred, did you ever see a check that big? I'm 60 00:06:26,961 --> 00:06:29,176 gonna use that and get you a face-lift. 61 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,971 Snowman, see you a minute? 62 00:06:33,392 --> 00:06:36,179 Folks, I want you to meet Big Wart and Little Wart. 63 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:40,855 You be careful, Snowman. Us Burdettes don't take kindly... 64 00:06:40,941 --> 00:06:42,816 to a slur on our family name. 65 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,939 I'm sorry. I thought you two was a slur on your family name. 66 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,440 Snowman, we didn't come here to fight. 67 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,194 He's smarter than he looks, ain't he? 68 00:06:51,285 --> 00:06:52,631 Look, we got us a business 69 00:06:52,632 --> 00:06:54,702 proposition. We gotta find the Bandit. 70 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,663 I figured you was looking for the Bandit. 71 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,244 You know where he is? 72 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,411 That depends on how hard somebody's looking for him. 73 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:05,000 - We're looking mighty hard. - I mean hard, like in hard cash. 74 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:08,176 $100,000? US? 75 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:11,146 You want his phone number, MasterCharge 76 00:07:11,147 --> 00:07:13,260 number or the colour of his Jockey shorts? 77 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,975 I mean, I can... 78 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,216 You don't have to take my picture. 79 00:07:17,217 --> 00:07:19,688 I'll go home and sit on your dresser. 80 00:07:19,774 --> 00:07:22,265 Look, time's a-wasting here, Snowman. 81 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,479 You want to breed or listen to my proposition? 82 00:07:26,322 --> 00:07:28,085 Bring Fred, the truck and anything 83 00:07:28,086 --> 00:07:30,107 else that looks nice down to the pit. 84 00:07:30,202 --> 00:07:32,256 I appreciate you two dropping by and 85 00:07:32,257 --> 00:07:34,033 trashing up my moment of glory. 86 00:07:34,122 --> 00:07:35,995 You want the money or the glory? 87 00:07:36,082 --> 00:07:38,655 I'd like to have them both, but I got this problem. 88 00:07:38,751 --> 00:07:41,871 Let me guess. You don't know where the Bandit is? 89 00:07:41,963 --> 00:07:44,834 We got us a winner. Yeah, my mind went blank. 90 00:07:44,925 --> 00:07:47,630 Let me jiggle your memory bank a little bit. 91 00:07:47,719 --> 00:07:49,094 $200,000? 92 00:07:50,222 --> 00:07:52,345 Well, the clouds are parting a little. 93 00:07:52,432 --> 00:07:54,386 $200,000. You take it or leave it. 94 00:07:54,387 --> 00:07:56,762 Would you believe I just got total recall? 95 00:07:56,853 --> 00:07:59,304 Here's the deal. You go down and pick 96 00:07:59,305 --> 00:08:01,562 up this package on a Miami dock... 97 00:08:02,067 --> 00:08:04,475 and deliver it to the governor of Texas. 98 00:08:04,570 --> 00:08:06,528 - The governor of Texas? - That's right. 99 00:08:06,614 --> 00:08:08,274 Strictly legit. 100 00:08:08,366 --> 00:08:11,236 - And you're Wilt Chamberlain. - That's right. 101 00:08:11,327 --> 00:08:15,574 Listen, this whole thing is legal. I'll stake my reputation on that. 102 00:08:15,665 --> 00:08:17,123 His, too. 103 00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:21,345 That makes me feel a whole lot better. 104 00:08:21,346 --> 00:08:23,336 There's one thing bothers us. 105 00:08:23,715 --> 00:08:27,167 We heard talk of the Bandit slipping. 106 00:08:27,260 --> 00:08:31,210 "Gone into the shithouse" is the exact phrase we heard. 107 00:08:31,306 --> 00:08:34,722 May I tell you boys something? He is in better shape now... 108 00:08:34,810 --> 00:08:36,968 than he's ever been in his life, trust me. 109 00:09:18,354 --> 00:09:19,729 Hey, Bo. 110 00:09:25,153 --> 00:09:27,027 Bo, you all right? 111 00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:30,820 Cledus, you've gotten taller. 112 00:09:30,909 --> 00:09:34,195 Yes, and you've gotten drunker. This place looks like a shithouse. 113 00:09:34,288 --> 00:09:36,779 - Want to sit down? Sit there. - Come on, Bo. 114 00:09:36,874 --> 00:09:38,950 What've you got on? Come on, here. 115 00:09:40,086 --> 00:09:42,755 - Is that you, Cledus? - Yeah, it's me. 116 00:09:42,838 --> 00:09:45,957 - You dropped my watch. - I know it. Come here. 117 00:09:46,091 --> 00:09:47,502 Sit down. 118 00:09:48,177 --> 00:09:50,964 - Your timing is just rotten. - Look. 119 00:09:52,682 --> 00:09:57,509 I'm gonna make us a lot of money. $200,000. Look. 120 00:09:59,271 --> 00:10:01,099 $200,000. 121 00:10:01,191 --> 00:10:05,022 Big and Little Enos are out there, and they got $200,000. 122 00:10:05,111 --> 00:10:08,646 I need you to be straight for three minutes. Can you manage... 123 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:10,898 That's good enough. Come on. 124 00:10:11,535 --> 00:10:14,108 Come here. $200,000. 125 00:10:14,204 --> 00:10:17,738 But you've got to be straight for two minutes. That's all I need. 126 00:10:17,832 --> 00:10:19,908 Want a picture of me? Only 50 cents apiece. 127 00:10:20,001 --> 00:10:21,710 - You can have one for nothing. - Hello. 128 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:26,042 Fellows. No. Get back in here. 129 00:10:26,633 --> 00:10:29,754 When we get in there, let me do the talking. 130 00:10:31,013 --> 00:10:33,338 Okay, fellows. Come on in. 131 00:10:39,522 --> 00:10:42,772 Now, he's meditating. Don't talk to him much. 132 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:46,110 Don't run off, Bandit. This is a sweet deal. 133 00:10:46,195 --> 00:10:50,276 $200,000 just to bring a package from Florida to Dallas. 134 00:10:53,577 --> 00:10:55,950 That's what I said: $200,000. 135 00:10:59,918 --> 00:11:01,791 I don't think he's interested. 136 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:04,579 What does it take to keep this man erect? 137 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,421 A different set of figures. 138 00:11:07,217 --> 00:11:09,256 How much more do you want? 139 00:11:13,014 --> 00:11:15,684 Four. $400,000. 140 00:11:16,602 --> 00:11:18,428 You got it. Is it a deal? 141 00:11:21,273 --> 00:11:23,431 I'll check with him. 142 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,278 - Got a deal. - Okay. Don't get up, Bandit. 143 00:11:30,365 --> 00:11:32,654 I gotta go now, but I'll see you back in Texas. 144 00:11:32,743 --> 00:11:35,128 And here's the number of the crate. 145 00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,195 Wait a minute. 146 00:11:37,748 --> 00:11:40,204 He wants to say something else. 147 00:11:42,211 --> 00:11:43,409 Right. 148 00:11:45,006 --> 00:11:47,141 If he doesn't get at least half the 149 00:11:47,142 --> 00:11:49,217 money, he may become very violent. 150 00:11:49,302 --> 00:11:51,709 Give him the money, Little Enos. 151 00:11:58,186 --> 00:12:00,345 I'd like to kick his ass just once. 152 00:12:00,439 --> 00:12:02,396 Come on. Let's go. 153 00:12:09,531 --> 00:12:12,366 He's overdue for a good butt-kicking. 154 00:12:13,243 --> 00:12:14,702 Look at that. 155 00:12:14,786 --> 00:12:17,871 Do you realise we can start a bank? 156 00:12:18,791 --> 00:12:22,491 That's more money than I've seen in one time in my life. 157 00:12:28,217 --> 00:12:32,262 You're crying. We got the money. What are you crying... 158 00:12:33,848 --> 00:12:37,098 I was just thinking about Frog. 159 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:45,185 I really wish it could've worked for you two. 160 00:12:47,028 --> 00:12:48,819 I'm ready. 161 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,446 Don't hurt the money. 162 00:12:55,912 --> 00:12:57,786 I don't need anybody. 163 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,197 Okay. 164 00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:04,241 You think I ain't ready, son? You just watch my smoke. 165 00:13:09,176 --> 00:13:12,462 Daddy, come on. You're gonna be late for my wedding. 166 00:13:19,645 --> 00:13:21,389 Sumbitch. 167 00:13:22,731 --> 00:13:26,267 - Good morning, Sheriff. - Good morning, nice lady. 168 00:13:26,903 --> 00:13:30,402 You must be mighty proud of that wonderful son you got. 169 00:13:30,489 --> 00:13:32,234 Let me tell you something. 170 00:13:32,324 --> 00:13:35,491 Junior's nothing but a big mound of tick turd. 171 00:13:35,870 --> 00:13:40,034 Imagine. Trying to marry that floozy for a second time. 172 00:13:41,251 --> 00:13:45,000 You know, if Junior is able to get up in the morning... 173 00:13:45,588 --> 00:13:48,126 tie his shoelaces and take a pee... 174 00:13:48,216 --> 00:13:52,048 - I'm not proud. I'm amazed. - I declare. 175 00:13:52,137 --> 00:13:56,004 I didn't realise this floozy was the same one as the last one. 176 00:13:56,099 --> 00:13:58,130 But I do remember all that trouble, 177 00:13:58,131 --> 00:14:00,049 that poor child being abducted... 178 00:14:00,145 --> 00:14:03,230 and taken off by that handsome devil, Bandit. 179 00:14:16,496 --> 00:14:18,987 Sheriff, is that your radio acting up? 180 00:14:19,082 --> 00:14:22,664 No, that ain't my radio. It's my hemo-gauge that's beeping. 181 00:14:22,752 --> 00:14:25,457 This hemo-gauge and that exercise... 182 00:14:25,546 --> 00:14:29,626 was invented in a monastery by a couple of Tibetan monks. 183 00:14:30,051 --> 00:14:31,546 They live in Newark now. 184 00:14:31,636 --> 00:14:36,049 And just lucky enough, I saw the advertisement in Screw magazine. 185 00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:39,344 So I sent away for it. Cost me $19.95. 186 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,082 That's just wonderful, Sheriff. I 187 00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:42,977 guess that makes it easier for you... 188 00:14:43,064 --> 00:14:46,065 to deal with that business about your daughter-in-law to be... 189 00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:50,611 running off with that gorgeous, handsome Bandit. 190 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,195 Daddy? 191 00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:01,615 Come on. You're gonna be late. 192 00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:04,954 Sumbitch. 193 00:15:05,922 --> 00:15:09,705 My dear friends, you have come together in this church... 194 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,671 so that the Lord may seal and strengthen your love. 195 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,424 Excuse me. 196 00:15:18,935 --> 00:15:20,180 Hello? 197 00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:22,476 But, sir, this is a wedding. 198 00:15:22,563 --> 00:15:24,686 All right, just a moment. 199 00:15:26,276 --> 00:15:28,601 It's for the bride-to-be. It's long distance. 200 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:29,940 Carrie? 201 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,191 It's for you. 202 00:15:33,074 --> 00:15:35,447 Junior, I don't think I should take it right now. 203 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,323 You gotta take it. It's long distance. 204 00:15:38,622 --> 00:15:39,902 Right. 205 00:15:45,128 --> 00:15:46,374 Hello? 206 00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:49,167 Yes, it is. 207 00:15:49,842 --> 00:15:52,380 Cledus, hi. How are you? 208 00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:54,261 I'm good. 209 00:15:54,347 --> 00:15:57,348 Look, Cledus, I'm a little busy right now. 210 00:15:57,934 --> 00:15:59,677 Who's in trouble? 211 00:16:00,811 --> 00:16:02,935 Oh, him. 212 00:16:03,022 --> 00:16:05,229 Yeah, sure. I remember him. 213 00:16:06,359 --> 00:16:07,557 Help? 214 00:16:09,153 --> 00:16:11,111 Why should I help him? 215 00:16:11,489 --> 00:16:13,233 What good reason? 216 00:16:13,533 --> 00:16:16,155 $50,000? That's a good reason. 217 00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:19,863 Yeah, right. I'll be right there. 218 00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:25,461 Junior, do you love me? 219 00:16:25,545 --> 00:16:28,167 - Sure, Carrie. - Good. 220 00:16:28,757 --> 00:16:31,675 Because maybe then you'll understand and you'll wait for me. 221 00:16:31,761 --> 00:16:34,174 When I get back, I'll have enough money for 222 00:16:34,175 --> 00:16:36,422 that brand new milking machine you want. 223 00:16:36,515 --> 00:16:39,884 Good. And maybe someday we can buy a cow. 224 00:16:40,602 --> 00:16:41,883 Right. 225 00:16:45,524 --> 00:16:46,935 Not again. 226 00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:54,066 Now, just where do you think you're going? 227 00:16:54,909 --> 00:16:56,783 The Bandit needs me. 228 00:17:00,081 --> 00:17:02,751 And you better recharge your beeper. 229 00:17:15,806 --> 00:17:18,972 Damn. I thought I was supposed to go with her. 230 00:17:20,602 --> 00:17:23,176 Well, I said it before... 231 00:17:24,065 --> 00:17:26,437 and I'm gonna say it again. 232 00:17:26,609 --> 00:17:31,650 There ain't no way that you could come from my loins. 233 00:17:32,739 --> 00:17:35,990 I'm going home and kick your mama in the butt. 234 00:17:37,202 --> 00:17:41,035 - Okay, where's the rest of it? - You found them all, Massa. 235 00:17:49,007 --> 00:17:50,122 Yeah. 236 00:17:50,216 --> 00:17:53,715 You know what I think about your big training program? 237 00:17:53,803 --> 00:17:56,101 J-O-A-K, joke. That's what I think. 238 00:17:56,102 --> 00:17:58,097 I'm in better shape every day. 239 00:17:58,182 --> 00:18:00,288 If Big Enos could ship that package of 240 00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,394 his to Texas behind a team of mules... 241 00:18:02,479 --> 00:18:04,139 it'd beat us at the rate we're going. 242 00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:06,900 Just because I started shaking, you're falling to pieces. 243 00:18:06,983 --> 00:18:09,771 Shaking? You've got the DTs so bad... 244 00:18:09,861 --> 00:18:12,531 you could thread a sewing machine with it running. 245 00:18:12,614 --> 00:18:13,894 Thanks. I'll take that. 246 00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:16,232 I don't know why you sent for her. I don't need her. 247 00:18:16,326 --> 00:18:18,319 You don't need anybody, but she's coming. 248 00:18:18,412 --> 00:18:20,820 Why don't you admit you're glad she's coming? 249 00:18:20,915 --> 00:18:23,584 You'll need all the help you can get to get in shape... 250 00:18:23,709 --> 00:18:25,749 to make this run, anyway. 251 00:18:27,504 --> 00:18:29,627 Well, that's about enough. 252 00:18:29,715 --> 00:18:31,293 - How many is that? - One. 253 00:18:31,384 --> 00:18:34,302 - You did one yesterday. - I know, and it hurt. 254 00:18:34,387 --> 00:18:37,423 Do you think maybe you could squeeze two out of your body... 255 00:18:37,515 --> 00:18:40,385 - without having a coronary? - I could try. 256 00:18:42,353 --> 00:18:45,307 She never was that much of a help, anyway. 257 00:18:47,525 --> 00:18:50,479 I just figured out why my album didn't sell. 258 00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:52,610 It was the wrong selection of material: 259 00:18:52,697 --> 00:18:54,821 - The Bandit Sings Cole Porter. - Listen. 260 00:18:54,908 --> 00:18:58,193 If you think the girl was having a good time, look at that. 261 00:18:58,286 --> 00:19:00,445 Hell, she had to get in line to see you. 262 00:19:00,538 --> 00:19:02,496 She left me when the going got tough. 263 00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:03,697 Hold it. 264 00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:06,828 I distinctly remember that when the going got good... 265 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,162 it was Bo's big ego that busted everything up. 266 00:19:09,256 --> 00:19:12,672 Remember what I told you? I said, "If you ever lose that girl... 267 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,381 "you're gonna wind up being a booze-head ex-superstar... 268 00:19:15,471 --> 00:19:17,801 "and every time you come up for air, 269 00:19:17,802 --> 00:19:20,382 you'll have a can of beer in your hand." 270 00:19:20,601 --> 00:19:22,890 - That's ridiculous. - Yeah? 271 00:19:23,354 --> 00:19:25,228 Would you... Give me the beer. 272 00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:27,354 You're gonna keep drinking that stuff... 273 00:19:27,441 --> 00:19:30,645 your belly's the size of a number ten washtub. 274 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,057 You know what? I hope I'm there when 275 00:19:34,058 --> 00:19:36,152 they do the autopsy on your butt... 276 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:39,942 because your kidneys gotta look like the air cleaner on a KW. 277 00:19:40,037 --> 00:19:42,681 Besides, me and you together couldn't scrape 278 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,913 up six people to be your pallbearers. 279 00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:47,788 That's a long walk to make by your... 280 00:19:52,301 --> 00:19:54,507 Somebody left this up here. 281 00:19:57,598 --> 00:19:59,507 I'm gonna put it back. 282 00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:08,433 Bo, she's here. 283 00:20:50,694 --> 00:20:52,852 - Hi, Frog. - Hi, Bandit. 284 00:20:54,865 --> 00:20:57,154 - You're shaking. - I'm cold. 285 00:20:58,994 --> 00:21:02,245 I thought maybe you were nervous about seeing me again. 286 00:21:02,331 --> 00:21:03,659 I'm cold. 287 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:08,252 It's been a long time since I've seen you, six or seven months. 288 00:21:08,337 --> 00:21:09,666 I don't know. 289 00:21:09,755 --> 00:21:12,004 It's more like eight months, four days, and 290 00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:14,049 six and a half hours, but I'm not sure. 291 00:21:14,844 --> 00:21:17,513 After we broke up, where did you go? 292 00:21:18,056 --> 00:21:20,013 - To pieces. - Yeah? 293 00:21:20,099 --> 00:21:21,926 And then I went to New York. 294 00:21:22,018 --> 00:21:23,871 I started dancing again. I got this 295 00:21:23,872 --> 00:21:25,518 fabulous job in a rock musical. 296 00:21:25,605 --> 00:21:28,310 Is that where you got those clothes? 297 00:21:29,025 --> 00:21:30,740 What's wrong with these clothes? 298 00:21:30,741 --> 00:21:32,809 Nothing, if you're in a rock musical. 299 00:21:32,904 --> 00:21:37,068 I wouldn't talk if I were you. You look like "The Gay Caballero." 300 00:21:38,869 --> 00:21:42,617 - Let's not fight. - I don't want to fight, either. 301 00:21:42,706 --> 00:21:44,579 Miss Frog, remember me? 302 00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:45,947 Cledus. 303 00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:48,289 You skinny old bone. 304 00:21:48,379 --> 00:21:51,048 My God, the man has no meat on him whatsoever. 305 00:21:51,131 --> 00:21:53,801 You ever seen a fat racehorse, mama? 306 00:21:54,093 --> 00:21:56,282 Do you know how glad I am to see... 307 00:21:56,283 --> 00:21:57,283 Hey. 308 00:21:58,347 --> 00:22:01,514 - What is this? - Cledus, you didn't tell him? 309 00:22:01,601 --> 00:22:04,270 No. Frog, I forgot. 310 00:22:07,106 --> 00:22:10,724 I was getting all set to marry Junior again when I got your call. 311 00:22:10,818 --> 00:22:12,934 You didn't waste much time dilly-dallying 312 00:22:12,935 --> 00:22:14,899 around with another bunch of people... 313 00:22:14,990 --> 00:22:16,187 did you, once we broke up? 314 00:22:16,282 --> 00:22:19,200 You were dilly-dallying around when we were still together. 315 00:22:19,285 --> 00:22:22,370 Hey, kids. Will you just knock it off? 316 00:22:22,455 --> 00:22:26,039 The important thing is we're back together again, right? 317 00:22:27,168 --> 00:22:29,624 Yeah, he's right. 318 00:22:30,589 --> 00:22:33,127 Let me make myself perfectly clear. 319 00:22:33,217 --> 00:22:36,467 While there is a certain amount of physical attraction between us... 320 00:22:36,554 --> 00:22:39,045 and even some residual affection, due to nostalgia... 321 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:41,809 my one and only reason for being here is money. M-O-N-E-Y. 322 00:22:41,892 --> 00:22:45,308 So let's get started whipping your ass into shape. 323 00:22:47,481 --> 00:22:48,976 She still loves me. 324 00:24:30,338 --> 00:24:34,002 Damned if you ain't ready for the Kentucky Derby, son. 325 00:24:35,635 --> 00:24:38,838 Forty-eight. We ain't got but four days left. 326 00:24:38,930 --> 00:24:40,210 Forty-nine. 327 00:24:40,890 --> 00:24:42,170 Fifty. 328 00:24:42,391 --> 00:24:44,265 Texas is a long ways. 329 00:24:48,106 --> 00:24:50,229 You're getting pretty good. 330 00:24:50,316 --> 00:24:52,522 I got to quit this soon... 331 00:24:52,610 --> 00:24:56,026 or I'm gonna end up looking like Arnold Schwarzenegger. 332 00:24:56,114 --> 00:24:57,905 I'm glad we're gonna get out of here. 333 00:24:57,991 --> 00:25:00,612 I'm afraid this luxurious lifestyle is gonna grow on me. 334 00:25:00,702 --> 00:25:04,071 Slight problem there. I ain't got no wheels. 335 00:25:05,165 --> 00:25:08,830 I'm the only man in the world that drank up a Trans-Am. 336 00:25:09,044 --> 00:25:12,045 Can you imagine Roy Rogers selling Trigger for a six-pack? 337 00:25:12,131 --> 00:25:13,209 No. 338 00:25:13,298 --> 00:25:16,252 - Think he's ready, mama? - I think he's ready. 339 00:25:16,343 --> 00:25:18,808 You see, we have got a surprise for you. 340 00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:19,809 What? 341 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:22,758 - We've got a surprise for you. - Yes, big surprise. 342 00:25:22,850 --> 00:25:24,778 If you will just kindly step outside. 343 00:25:24,779 --> 00:25:25,887 Right outside, here. 344 00:25:25,978 --> 00:25:29,264 We got something we'd like to show you. Come on. 345 00:25:33,027 --> 00:25:34,605 Son of Trigger. 346 00:25:37,323 --> 00:25:39,150 You shouldn't have done that. 347 00:25:39,241 --> 00:25:41,282 Pretty, ain't it? I didn't do it all by myself. 348 00:25:41,369 --> 00:25:43,362 - Mama helped me a little. - What did you do? 349 00:25:43,455 --> 00:25:45,827 I traded Junior's car in on it. 350 00:25:50,587 --> 00:25:52,413 - Black is beautiful. - Expensive, too. 351 00:25:52,505 --> 00:25:54,463 - But worth it. - Yeah. 352 00:25:54,550 --> 00:25:56,257 Where was that you said we were going? 353 00:25:56,343 --> 00:25:58,718 Where do you think we need to go? 354 00:25:58,719 --> 00:25:59,719 Miami. 355 00:27:15,591 --> 00:27:18,046 Bet that smokey can't handle the legendary Bandit... 356 00:27:18,135 --> 00:27:21,718 just driving along at old double nickel. 357 00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:25,140 Maybe he doesn't know who the legendary Bandit is. 358 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:26,758 Doubtful. 359 00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:29,937 I'm what you call your "basic famous." 360 00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:32,265 - "Basic famous." - Bandit. 361 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,891 Hey, Bandit. Hi. 362 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:38,969 Gotta be careful of women like that. 363 00:27:38,970 --> 00:27:39,970 Yeah? 364 00:27:39,971 --> 00:27:41,906 They start off, they just want your autograph. 365 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:45,197 Next, they wanna tear your clothes off. Then they want your body. 366 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:46,289 You're kidding? 367 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:48,243 No, I wouldn't kid about a thing like that. 368 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:50,872 You don't joke about people taking your clothes off. 369 00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:53,287 No. Golly, it must be hard. 370 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,843 - What? - Being a superstar. 371 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,799 I'll tell you something. Sometimes it's hell. 372 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,512 - Is it? - Yeah. 373 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,267 I don't know. You feel like a freak. 374 00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:05,761 Probably. 375 00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:09,767 You know, I've been thinking... 376 00:28:10,064 --> 00:28:13,065 and I'd rather just have your autograph. 377 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:16,317 - As opposed to what? - Ripping your clothes off. 378 00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:17,567 Why? 379 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:21,322 I've seen you with your clothes off, remember? 380 00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:24,236 Of course I remember. 381 00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:26,495 It ain't no big deal. 382 00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:39,828 I swear I'm gonna break the camera, 383 00:28:39,829 --> 00:28:41,799 with my hair in rollers like this. 384 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,964 Hell, it's worth it... 385 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:46,844 getting your picture took with a living legend. 386 00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:51,016 - Bo, it's awful hot out here. - I'll be right with you, honey. 387 00:28:51,107 --> 00:28:52,980 Take your time. I understand completely. 388 00:28:53,067 --> 00:28:55,772 I think I'd like one of those pictures for myself... 389 00:28:55,862 --> 00:28:58,435 wallet-size, with a glossy finish, the scalloped edges. 390 00:28:58,531 --> 00:29:00,607 I wanna remember this moment forever. 391 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:02,573 Hold still. Say "cheese." 392 00:29:02,660 --> 00:29:04,736 - Cheese. - Thank you. 393 00:29:06,039 --> 00:29:07,865 - Bye, gals. - Thanks. 394 00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:10,541 I could die right here. 395 00:29:10,626 --> 00:29:12,702 - Bye. - Bye, Bandit. 396 00:29:28,770 --> 00:29:31,440 - Howdy. - What do you boys need? 397 00:29:31,523 --> 00:29:36,232 We're here to pick up a crate. Do you have a crate number 1444? 398 00:29:36,319 --> 00:29:37,600 Got it right here. 399 00:29:37,696 --> 00:29:41,148 Right in between number 1443... 400 00:29:41,241 --> 00:29:43,911 - and 1445. - Good place. 401 00:29:44,662 --> 00:29:47,449 You want to go down to the first building on the right... 402 00:29:47,540 --> 00:29:48,821 and hook a left. 403 00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:51,324 - First dock on the left. - Right. 404 00:29:52,128 --> 00:29:55,287 No, left. You wanna go down here... 405 00:29:55,288 --> 00:29:56,340 Sir? 406 00:29:56,424 --> 00:29:58,464 That's all right. We'll find it. Thank you. 407 00:29:58,551 --> 00:30:01,755 Okay, that's all right. Hold it, boys. 408 00:30:02,597 --> 00:30:04,341 I can't let you take that crate. 409 00:30:04,433 --> 00:30:07,138 - What do you mean? - I just checked my records... 410 00:30:07,227 --> 00:30:10,678 and that crate's quarantined for another three weeks. 411 00:30:10,772 --> 00:30:14,022 Quarantined? You mean, the crate's got the measles or something? 412 00:30:14,109 --> 00:30:15,389 You gotta be kidding. 413 00:30:15,485 --> 00:30:18,058 Ain't no place in the security business for kidding. 414 00:30:18,154 --> 00:30:20,265 Just hold on there a minute, chief. 415 00:30:20,266 --> 00:30:22,200 Let me explain something to you. 416 00:30:22,284 --> 00:30:25,617 We have to have that crate in Texas in three days. 417 00:30:27,415 --> 00:30:30,474 Hell, I suppose you could take the crate. 418 00:30:30,475 --> 00:30:31,494 Great. 419 00:30:31,585 --> 00:30:34,274 But it's just that you'll have to leave 420 00:30:34,275 --> 00:30:36,627 what's in it here for three weeks. 421 00:30:38,550 --> 00:30:42,549 As I told you, it's been quarantined for three weeks. 422 00:30:49,103 --> 00:30:51,594 Bo, would you keep your hands to yourself? 423 00:30:53,149 --> 00:30:56,400 Hurry up. The sun's coming up. 424 00:30:56,612 --> 00:30:58,757 Creeping around in a warehouse. We're 425 00:30:58,758 --> 00:31:01,072 going to jail, that's where we're going. 426 00:31:01,158 --> 00:31:03,731 - I'm going home. - Turn the damn light on. 427 00:31:03,827 --> 00:31:05,903 - I ain't got the light. - I got it. 428 00:31:05,996 --> 00:31:08,238 Give me the light, would you? 429 00:31:08,331 --> 00:31:10,288 - Find the number. - I can't get... 430 00:31:10,417 --> 00:31:12,024 Is burglary always this much fun? 431 00:31:12,025 --> 00:31:13,453 Find the number on the crate. 432 00:31:13,545 --> 00:31:17,080 I'm looking. There ain't no numbers. Here's a number. 433 00:31:17,174 --> 00:31:19,416 - "1442." - All right. We're getting close. 434 00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:20,838 Come on. 435 00:31:21,554 --> 00:31:24,887 Wait, here. "1445." We're hot. 436 00:31:24,974 --> 00:31:27,892 - Well, it's gotta be... - Hey, here it is. 437 00:31:27,976 --> 00:31:30,349 - "1443." - Give me that. 438 00:31:30,438 --> 00:31:33,972 "1443." "1445." 439 00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:35,970 You see, 1444 should be right here. 440 00:31:35,971 --> 00:31:36,971 Bo? 441 00:31:38,154 --> 00:31:40,480 - What? - Shine the light up there. 442 00:31:44,577 --> 00:31:48,160 "1444." 443 00:31:49,916 --> 00:31:52,917 Oh, shit. 444 00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:57,749 You mind telling me how come they paint the number of our crate... 445 00:31:57,841 --> 00:31:59,667 up here on the side of the building? 446 00:31:59,759 --> 00:32:02,926 Well, it's a crate acting like a building. 447 00:32:03,013 --> 00:32:04,756 I was afraid you were gonna say that. 448 00:32:04,848 --> 00:32:06,683 You wanna tell me something? How we 449 00:32:06,684 --> 00:32:08,467 gonna get that thing on the truck? 450 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,901 Have you seen the size of this crate? 451 00:32:10,902 --> 00:32:11,902 Yeah. 452 00:32:12,648 --> 00:32:14,889 It's gonna take one hell of a forklift. 453 00:32:14,983 --> 00:32:17,440 Tell you right now, I won't be able to keep up my end. 454 00:32:17,527 --> 00:32:20,091 Enos said it would fit in the truck. 455 00:32:20,092 --> 00:32:22,654 The man's a chronic liar. I'm alone. 456 00:32:23,701 --> 00:32:26,572 - Listen, hold the light. - Hold the light? 457 00:32:27,497 --> 00:32:29,869 For goodness' sake. It's just a crate. 458 00:32:46,182 --> 00:32:47,428 Shamu. 459 00:32:53,232 --> 00:32:55,189 Let's go check for the bones. 460 00:32:55,859 --> 00:32:57,935 Probably broken every bone in his body. 461 00:32:58,028 --> 00:32:59,142 Hey, Bo? 462 00:33:03,993 --> 00:33:06,199 Come on. Quite a ride, huh? 463 00:33:06,537 --> 00:33:08,486 She caught me off guard, or I would've 464 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,036 rode her the full ten seconds. 465 00:33:10,124 --> 00:33:14,751 Bo, that was incredible. You saved my life. It was totally unselfish. 466 00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:18,089 It weren't nothing. I saw the elephant coming for you... 467 00:33:18,174 --> 00:33:21,009 so I jumped in front of you, pulled you out of the way... 468 00:33:21,093 --> 00:33:23,382 The elephant hurt her foot. 469 00:33:23,471 --> 00:33:25,878 - Then the elephant what? - I'm sorry. 470 00:33:25,973 --> 00:33:27,477 Look. She hurt her foot. 471 00:33:27,478 --> 00:33:29,675 Who gives a turkey about her foot? 472 00:33:29,769 --> 00:33:31,263 I could've broke my back in there. 473 00:33:31,354 --> 00:33:32,469 Sweetheart. 474 00:33:32,564 --> 00:33:34,438 - You hurt her foot. - I didn't. 475 00:33:34,524 --> 00:33:35,556 You did. 476 00:33:35,650 --> 00:33:37,771 All it was, was this little splinter 477 00:33:37,772 --> 00:33:39,434 which was stuck in her foot. 478 00:33:40,572 --> 00:33:41,603 Easy, girl. 479 00:33:41,698 --> 00:33:43,737 - Cute couple, aren't they? - Yeah, they are. 480 00:33:43,825 --> 00:33:47,408 Kind of reminds me of my Aunt Charlotte. Smells like her, too. 481 00:33:47,496 --> 00:33:48,576 How rude. 482 00:33:48,663 --> 00:33:50,870 Now, Charlotte, don't you listen to any of that. 483 00:33:50,958 --> 00:33:52,915 Now that you've got a hold of Charlotte... 484 00:33:53,002 --> 00:33:55,671 I don't have a hold of Charlotte. She's got hold of me. 485 00:33:55,755 --> 00:33:58,080 Whatever. Why don't you both mosey to the truck... 486 00:33:58,174 --> 00:34:00,499 get on, we'll get out, and won't get into trouble. 487 00:34:00,593 --> 00:34:02,550 Let go of me, Charlotte. 488 00:34:02,636 --> 00:34:04,096 Thank you. 489 00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:07,631 - Open the door, Cledus. - Okay. I'd like to see this. 490 00:34:07,725 --> 00:34:12,185 I'm coming, too. I'm behind the whole troop here. 491 00:34:12,271 --> 00:34:14,099 Bringing up the rear, so to speak. 492 00:34:14,190 --> 00:34:17,559 Move out. Move it out. Come on, Charlotte. 493 00:34:17,652 --> 00:34:19,277 Come on. 494 00:34:20,697 --> 00:34:22,488 Steady. 495 00:34:24,910 --> 00:34:26,783 Now, let's see here. 496 00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:33,076 You got any ideas? 497 00:34:33,460 --> 00:34:34,919 Well? 498 00:34:35,712 --> 00:34:39,377 Sure. I could just tell Charlotte to get in the truck. 499 00:34:39,466 --> 00:34:41,375 - Good. - Do that. 500 00:34:42,845 --> 00:34:45,597 Charlotte, get in the truck. 501 00:34:45,681 --> 00:34:48,219 Go on. Get in your house. 502 00:34:48,309 --> 00:34:51,891 Come on. Get in your house. Good girl. That's a girl. 503 00:34:53,939 --> 00:34:57,355 How the heck are we ever gonna get her out of there? 504 00:34:58,403 --> 00:35:01,190 I'm just gonna tell her to turn around. 505 00:35:02,365 --> 00:35:05,532 He's just gonna talk a little elephant there. 506 00:35:05,827 --> 00:35:09,030 Charlotte, turn around. Come on. 507 00:35:09,997 --> 00:35:13,117 Turn around, babe. Come on. Yeah. 508 00:35:19,966 --> 00:35:23,002 I can turn them on, but I can't turn them off. 509 00:35:38,151 --> 00:35:39,231 Hi, Buford. 510 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,107 Hello, you handsome sumbitch. 511 00:35:42,615 --> 00:35:43,895 Hi, Junior. 512 00:35:43,991 --> 00:35:46,446 - Hi, Carrie. - Shut up, you shit. 513 00:35:47,244 --> 00:35:49,486 You barrel of monkey nuts. 514 00:35:51,248 --> 00:35:53,206 Well, as you can see, Bandit... 515 00:35:53,293 --> 00:35:55,700 I got my piece in my hand. 516 00:35:55,795 --> 00:35:59,543 - You got your what in your hand? - Don't get funny, Bandit. 517 00:35:59,632 --> 00:36:02,337 If you make one move, I'm gonna put a hole... 518 00:36:02,427 --> 00:36:05,344 right between those gorgeous brown eyes. 519 00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:07,303 I don't think you're that good a shot. 520 00:36:07,390 --> 00:36:08,968 Are you kidding? 521 00:36:09,059 --> 00:36:11,051 Do you realise that at one time... 522 00:36:11,144 --> 00:36:15,189 I won the marksmanship championship award... 523 00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:18,274 from "Swollen Groin" Gatsell? 524 00:36:19,361 --> 00:36:20,736 I don't believe you. 525 00:36:20,821 --> 00:36:23,738 Do you see those three lights over there? 526 00:36:23,991 --> 00:36:26,030 Watch this. 527 00:36:28,537 --> 00:36:30,197 That's pretty good shooting. 528 00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:32,697 But I'd really be convinced... 529 00:36:32,833 --> 00:36:36,284 if you could shoot that weathervane over yonder. 530 00:36:36,378 --> 00:36:38,501 That's a baby-piss shot. 531 00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,922 That was good shooting. I gotta admit that. 532 00:36:43,011 --> 00:36:46,426 Of course, them targets weren't moving. Now... 533 00:36:46,514 --> 00:36:49,052 He's only got two more shots. Give me the bottles. 534 00:36:49,141 --> 00:36:52,427 - Give me your gun, Junior. - Just to make you feel at home... 535 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,724 I'm gonna throw up a couple of bottles of prune juice. 536 00:36:55,816 --> 00:36:58,982 We're running with a crazy man. You know that? 537 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,612 Are you convinced now? 538 00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:08,904 I'm convinced that you is out of bullets. Bye-bye. 539 00:37:09,163 --> 00:37:10,657 Give me your gun. 540 00:37:10,747 --> 00:37:13,285 Hang onto your ass, Fred. Here we go again. 541 00:37:36,816 --> 00:37:39,568 Why didn't you have your gun loaded? 542 00:37:39,652 --> 00:37:43,068 When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy. 543 00:37:44,741 --> 00:37:46,283 Shut your ass. 544 00:37:46,993 --> 00:37:49,698 And that goes for the two monks, too. 545 00:37:50,539 --> 00:37:52,827 Do you see him anywhere? 546 00:37:52,916 --> 00:37:57,163 No, but he'll be along, just like death and taxes. 547 00:37:59,297 --> 00:38:02,880 He didn't get away from me. I let him escape. 548 00:38:03,510 --> 00:38:06,465 You see, what I'm doing is playing with him... 549 00:38:06,554 --> 00:38:08,928 like a cat plays with a mouse. 550 00:38:10,017 --> 00:38:14,015 The mouse jumps this way, and I grab him with my paw. 551 00:38:14,105 --> 00:38:17,936 The mouse jumps that way, and I grab him with my paw. 552 00:38:18,359 --> 00:38:21,230 And then finally, I squash his ass. 553 00:38:25,074 --> 00:38:26,948 - You're the Bandit, ain't you? - Yeah. 554 00:38:27,035 --> 00:38:29,111 You're early, cowboy. This is just a practise. 555 00:38:29,203 --> 00:38:30,483 Game isn't till tomorrow. 556 00:38:30,579 --> 00:38:33,664 We're big fans and wanna get good seats. You with the Dolphins? 557 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:37,285 No. I'm with the world champion Pittsburgh Steelers. 558 00:38:37,504 --> 00:38:39,295 - Bradshaw with you? - Of course. 559 00:38:39,381 --> 00:38:41,420 Coach doesn't let us go anywhere without him. 560 00:38:41,508 --> 00:38:42,539 Thanks a lot. 561 00:38:56,481 --> 00:38:58,604 - Hi, Bandit, Frog. - Hi, Terry. 562 00:38:58,692 --> 00:39:00,934 - I need a favour. - You always do. 563 00:39:01,319 --> 00:39:03,250 You still got your ranch in Shreveport? 564 00:39:03,251 --> 00:39:04,251 You bet. 565 00:39:04,252 --> 00:39:06,315 I don't have to tell you who that is. 566 00:39:07,284 --> 00:39:08,862 Buford T. Justice. 567 00:39:08,953 --> 00:39:11,311 Could you hold him up for a while? 568 00:39:11,312 --> 00:39:12,312 Be glad to. 569 00:39:12,313 --> 00:39:13,998 - Hey, Joe. - Yeah? 570 00:39:14,917 --> 00:39:16,578 Tackle that car. 571 00:39:21,925 --> 00:39:24,546 - Thanks, Terry. - You owe me, Bandit. 572 00:39:24,635 --> 00:39:27,044 Get out of there, you sumbitch... 573 00:39:27,139 --> 00:39:30,341 or you gonna have a penalty flag hanging out of your ass. 574 00:39:30,433 --> 00:39:31,596 Really? 575 00:39:31,685 --> 00:39:33,724 - Hey, Daddy, that's... - Shut up. 576 00:39:33,812 --> 00:39:36,932 I know how to handle these bubble-butts. 577 00:39:37,023 --> 00:39:40,855 If you don't get out of the way, I'm gonna run right over you. 578 00:39:40,944 --> 00:39:43,020 That's been tried before. 579 00:39:43,446 --> 00:39:47,908 But your possibility for success is extremely remote. 580 00:39:47,993 --> 00:39:50,366 He's like all the other jocks: 581 00:39:50,579 --> 00:39:53,330 big, but dumb as a stump. 582 00:40:01,256 --> 00:40:06,381 I knew this would happen as soon as they started that busing shit. 583 00:40:09,473 --> 00:40:11,679 Snowman, are you back there, son? 584 00:40:11,767 --> 00:40:13,926 My mirrors are empty... 585 00:40:14,228 --> 00:40:16,138 and so is my fuel tank. 586 00:40:16,231 --> 00:40:18,519 If we don't pull over and get me some go-go juice... 587 00:40:18,608 --> 00:40:20,482 we gonna be in a heap of trouble. 588 00:40:20,568 --> 00:40:21,814 What do you think? 589 00:40:21,903 --> 00:40:24,987 If you're telling me you're out of gas, we are in deep shit. 590 00:40:25,073 --> 00:40:26,402 Why didn't you fill up? 591 00:40:26,491 --> 00:40:28,199 - See what I see? - Yes. 592 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:36,790 My stars, what is that? 593 00:40:36,877 --> 00:40:39,166 I can run over him, get you an alligator bag. 594 00:40:39,254 --> 00:40:40,452 I don't want one. 595 00:40:40,547 --> 00:40:41,958 - How about a belt? - No. 596 00:40:42,049 --> 00:40:43,591 - Shoes? - Nope. 597 00:40:56,605 --> 00:40:57,804 Howdy. 598 00:41:07,909 --> 00:41:09,782 You always this busy? 599 00:41:11,162 --> 00:41:12,573 Hell, yes. 600 00:41:12,956 --> 00:41:15,263 I had three cars and a motor home, all 601 00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:17,333 here at the same time, last April. 602 00:41:17,418 --> 00:41:18,913 - You're kidding? - Nope. 603 00:41:19,004 --> 00:41:21,382 Of course, that was Easter weekend. 604 00:41:21,383 --> 00:41:23,298 Always picks up around then. 605 00:41:24,717 --> 00:41:28,466 This kind of high-pressure business will give you ulcers. 606 00:41:29,098 --> 00:41:31,032 This place reminds me of a roadhouse I 607 00:41:31,033 --> 00:41:32,965 knew in Texas, called Hamburger Dan's. 608 00:41:33,059 --> 00:41:34,059 Ever hear of it? 609 00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:36,014 Let's cut the shit and get down to business. 610 00:41:36,104 --> 00:41:38,726 - I ain't got all day. - Yeah. 611 00:41:40,108 --> 00:41:41,519 Got any diesel fuel? 612 00:41:41,610 --> 00:41:45,608 If I had any more diesel fuel, they'd make me join that OPEC. 613 00:41:46,365 --> 00:41:48,903 I'll let you get back to work now. 614 00:41:52,497 --> 00:41:55,058 I guess you want me to pump it myself. 615 00:41:55,059 --> 00:41:56,245 If you want any. 616 00:42:05,594 --> 00:42:06,968 Snowman... 617 00:42:07,846 --> 00:42:09,969 you're not gonna believe this. 618 00:42:10,056 --> 00:42:12,262 You're gonna come up on a sign that says: 619 00:42:12,350 --> 00:42:14,675 "Diesel fuel. Last chance. Turn left." 620 00:42:14,769 --> 00:42:18,850 Roger. Got my 10 hung out in the wind, looking for your sign. 621 00:42:18,941 --> 00:42:20,781 By the way, when we get there, do you 622 00:42:20,782 --> 00:42:22,475 mind if we check on our passenger? 623 00:42:22,569 --> 00:42:25,606 I ain't heard anything in a while. Could be in a lot of trouble. 624 00:42:25,697 --> 00:42:27,025 You grip? 625 00:42:30,035 --> 00:42:32,787 - Damn, she ain't right. - How's Charlotte? 626 00:42:32,871 --> 00:42:35,295 I don't know anything about elephants, 627 00:42:35,296 --> 00:42:37,782 but something's bothering the old girl. 628 00:42:37,876 --> 00:42:40,315 I wish we could get a hold of a vet. 629 00:42:40,316 --> 00:42:42,254 Fat chance of that out here. 630 00:42:51,933 --> 00:42:53,972 Hey, anybody in that crapper? 631 00:42:57,981 --> 00:42:59,921 How does he know whether she's sick? 632 00:42:59,922 --> 00:43:01,314 I guess he felt her nose. 633 00:43:01,401 --> 00:43:04,485 I'll tell you what it is. It's just motion sickness... 634 00:43:04,946 --> 00:43:06,773 What would you do without Snowman? 635 00:43:06,865 --> 00:43:07,944 Why? What'd you do? 636 00:43:08,033 --> 00:43:10,186 Remember seeing an ambulance come by? 637 00:43:10,187 --> 00:43:11,532 Is that what that was? 638 00:43:12,287 --> 00:43:14,093 Inside that ambulance, Miss Carrie... 639 00:43:14,094 --> 00:43:15,094 Was a vet. 640 00:43:15,095 --> 00:43:18,835 No, it was a doctor. But we might get him to look at Charlotte. 641 00:43:18,919 --> 00:43:20,995 - Do you reckon? - I reckon. 642 00:43:22,798 --> 00:43:24,790 - Howdy. - Buon giorno. 643 00:43:24,883 --> 00:43:27,670 - You a doctor? - Not yet, but I'm working on it. 644 00:43:27,761 --> 00:43:30,846 I got my green card. My licence pending. 645 00:43:30,931 --> 00:43:33,173 Salute. A la beautiful Donna. 646 00:43:33,267 --> 00:43:35,841 - You're Italian? - Natio. 647 00:43:35,936 --> 00:43:40,895 My name is Dottore Frederico Carlucci. But you can call me Doc. 648 00:43:42,484 --> 00:43:43,683 Stay. 649 00:43:46,990 --> 00:43:48,484 Swamp fever. 650 00:43:48,783 --> 00:43:50,407 It's no catching. 651 00:43:50,493 --> 00:43:52,237 In Italy we don't have. 652 00:43:52,329 --> 00:43:54,238 You know what I know about swamp fever? 653 00:43:57,042 --> 00:43:58,452 What's your problem? 654 00:43:58,543 --> 00:44:00,370 You know anything about sick ladies? 655 00:44:00,462 --> 00:44:04,044 Plenty. I was the leading gynaecologist in Pompeii. 656 00:44:04,216 --> 00:44:06,089 Population, 23. 657 00:44:06,176 --> 00:44:08,714 Well, we have a lady who we think is very sick. 658 00:44:08,803 --> 00:44:11,923 She's back down here in the truck. Would you mind looking at her? 659 00:44:12,015 --> 00:44:13,130 Well, I'm... 660 00:44:13,225 --> 00:44:15,099 Appreciate it. I know you're eating. 661 00:44:15,185 --> 00:44:16,217 I was just... 662 00:44:16,312 --> 00:44:18,768 I know. We really appreciate it, though. 663 00:44:18,856 --> 00:44:21,264 Okay. Let me take a look. 664 00:44:21,692 --> 00:44:22,723 Stay. 665 00:44:23,694 --> 00:44:25,853 - Here we go. - Get your bag. 666 00:44:26,072 --> 00:44:29,357 Doctor, it's very nice of you to take time out of your busy lunch. 667 00:44:29,450 --> 00:44:32,404 Listen, when somebody's sick, you gotta stop eating. 668 00:44:32,495 --> 00:44:34,369 That's the Hypocritical Oath. 669 00:44:34,456 --> 00:44:37,029 Doc, there's something we haven't told you about this patient. 670 00:44:37,125 --> 00:44:39,589 She's not the normal-size patient. She's... 671 00:44:39,590 --> 00:44:40,590 Big. 672 00:44:40,591 --> 00:44:42,651 Big? Big don't make no difference. I 673 00:44:42,652 --> 00:44:44,798 got one customer, Anna Maria Teresa. 674 00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:48,086 We call her Two-Tonne Tessie. She's built like a brick... 675 00:44:51,515 --> 00:44:52,973 Please. 676 00:44:55,643 --> 00:44:58,728 - Remember the Hypocritic Oath. - The Hypocritic Oath. 677 00:44:58,813 --> 00:45:01,351 - She's a sweet elephant. Come on. - Very sweet. 678 00:45:01,441 --> 00:45:02,640 No, please. 679 00:45:05,821 --> 00:45:09,024 Mamma Mia. When you say big, you no fool around. 680 00:45:09,324 --> 00:45:12,776 She's bigger than Two-Tonne Tessie. I tell the truth. 681 00:45:12,870 --> 00:45:16,998 I was gonna take her temperature, but I need this. 682 00:45:19,501 --> 00:45:21,909 She's so nice. What a beauty. 683 00:45:22,004 --> 00:45:23,879 - Then you can help her? - No. 684 00:45:23,965 --> 00:45:26,587 I told the truth. I'm no elephant doctor. 685 00:45:26,675 --> 00:45:29,546 I am the leading gynaecologist in Pompeii. 686 00:45:29,637 --> 00:45:31,346 She got teeth. 687 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,514 I tell... 688 00:45:35,310 --> 00:45:39,770 give her 800 aspirin and call me in the morning. 689 00:45:40,774 --> 00:45:43,146 Doctor, can't you do something to help her? 690 00:45:43,234 --> 00:45:46,401 No, I really can't. I wish I could, but I'm working. 691 00:45:46,488 --> 00:45:48,362 I'm in that ambulance. 692 00:45:48,448 --> 00:45:50,156 Wait. Bob. 693 00:45:51,076 --> 00:45:53,483 My goodness, Bob. Wait for me. 694 00:45:53,578 --> 00:45:56,034 You son of a... I'm in a swamp. 695 00:45:57,041 --> 00:45:58,203 Bob. 696 00:46:10,722 --> 00:46:14,049 Listen, Lone Ranger, can I pop a ride with you guys? 697 00:46:14,050 --> 00:46:15,050 Sure. 698 00:46:15,051 --> 00:46:16,841 Thank you so much. You going to Miami? 699 00:46:16,936 --> 00:46:19,557 In a roundabout way. We're gonna take the scenic route. 700 00:46:19,647 --> 00:46:21,308 The scenic route. Beauty. Okay. 701 00:46:21,398 --> 00:46:23,308 I look on... Charlotte. 702 00:46:23,401 --> 00:46:24,480 Charlotte. Yes. 703 00:46:24,569 --> 00:46:25,898 Show him the living accommodations. 704 00:46:25,987 --> 00:46:27,018 Appreciate it. 705 00:46:27,113 --> 00:46:28,228 I'll get your bag. 706 00:46:28,365 --> 00:46:31,117 If you no give me ride, I'll be stuck here... 707 00:46:37,415 --> 00:46:40,666 That a girl. In the house, Charlotte. In the house. 708 00:46:40,752 --> 00:46:42,875 That's it, in the house. 709 00:46:43,547 --> 00:46:46,002 - In the house? - In the house. 710 00:46:47,259 --> 00:46:50,046 Okay. I gonna go. 711 00:46:52,223 --> 00:46:54,844 Okay. It dark in here. 712 00:46:55,308 --> 00:46:58,559 There's a light switch over to your right, Doc. 713 00:46:58,979 --> 00:47:00,142 Okay. 714 00:47:01,857 --> 00:47:04,942 Now that we've got the medical staff on board, let's haul ass. 715 00:47:05,028 --> 00:47:08,645 One of these days, I'm gonna write a book about you. 716 00:47:08,948 --> 00:47:10,111 Open. 717 00:47:10,492 --> 00:47:12,283 Okay. Good. 718 00:47:37,686 --> 00:47:40,604 Hey, Daddy, look at that big, ugly alligator. 719 00:47:40,689 --> 00:47:43,975 That reminds me. I gotta call your mama tonight. 720 00:47:45,527 --> 00:47:47,744 You know, Daddy, I like this place. 721 00:47:47,745 --> 00:47:50,023 All the gators and snakes and stuff. 722 00:47:50,115 --> 00:47:52,441 Why don't we move down here? 723 00:47:52,785 --> 00:47:54,800 Why don't you move down here? 724 00:47:54,801 --> 00:47:57,531 No, Daddy. I ain't never leaving home. 725 00:47:57,624 --> 00:47:59,331 That's a promise. 726 00:47:59,792 --> 00:48:03,790 Don't you ever threaten your daddy like that again. 727 00:48:04,631 --> 00:48:05,793 What's that, Daddy? 728 00:48:05,881 --> 00:48:09,631 That must be one of those new Japanese sports cars. 729 00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:16,549 - Howdy. - Swamp fever. 730 00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:20,138 Swamp fever. 731 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,022 Swamp Fever? 732 00:48:22,524 --> 00:48:26,225 Damned if I know where it is. I'm new around here myself. 733 00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:28,650 Help. 734 00:48:29,322 --> 00:48:31,348 If I wasn't in high pursuit, I'd have 735 00:48:31,349 --> 00:48:33,321 that bum and his Sukiyaki bicycle... 736 00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:37,110 in the clink, for driving on the wrong side of the road. 737 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:02,553 How about you, Bandit? 738 00:49:02,691 --> 00:49:04,434 Got them ears on, son? 739 00:49:05,902 --> 00:49:07,445 Yeah, Snowman. Come on back. 740 00:49:07,529 --> 00:49:10,944 Look two doors behind you and tell me what you see. 741 00:49:15,746 --> 00:49:17,904 Damn. That son of a bitch never gives up. 742 00:49:17,998 --> 00:49:20,869 Yes, but if you'd like to see a bit of heaven, turn around... 743 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,049 because Big Bulldog Joe Klecko is driving 744 00:49:23,050 --> 00:49:25,088 that Pete parked right on your backdoor. 745 00:49:25,172 --> 00:49:26,714 Right, Joe? 746 00:49:26,798 --> 00:49:28,127 Hi, Joe. 747 00:49:28,426 --> 00:49:29,967 Howdy, Bandit. 748 00:49:30,886 --> 00:49:33,923 I'll leave this in your hands, Snowman. We're coming around. 749 00:49:34,015 --> 00:49:37,181 Roger. We'll break for that, Big Bulldog Joe Klecko. 750 00:49:37,267 --> 00:49:39,343 You got the Bulldog. Kick it back. 751 00:49:39,436 --> 00:49:42,556 See if you can delay that County Mountie at your backdoor. 752 00:49:42,648 --> 00:49:43,728 10-4. 753 00:49:43,816 --> 00:49:45,524 It's the Bandit. 754 00:49:49,447 --> 00:49:52,199 Hey, you big piece of turkey dump. 755 00:49:52,408 --> 00:49:54,845 Get that mess the hell out of there. 756 00:49:54,846 --> 00:49:56,157 You talking to me? 757 00:49:56,246 --> 00:49:58,322 Yes, I'm talking to you. 758 00:49:58,414 --> 00:50:00,822 I'll see if I can get it in gear. 759 00:50:05,089 --> 00:50:07,461 Wait a minute. Hold it. 760 00:50:08,299 --> 00:50:10,293 Wait a minute. 761 00:50:10,927 --> 00:50:14,926 You do that once again, and I'm gonna take you apart... 762 00:50:15,015 --> 00:50:16,675 piece by piece. 763 00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:32,364 Badge is crooked, sir. 764 00:50:42,376 --> 00:50:44,204 Much obliged. 765 00:50:47,298 --> 00:50:49,090 Who was that, Daddy? 766 00:50:49,176 --> 00:50:52,295 I don't know, but the circus must be in town. 767 00:50:53,513 --> 00:50:55,137 Hang on, Junior. 768 00:50:56,433 --> 00:50:59,304 - Daddy, the bridge. - I can make that easy. 769 00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:14,362 - I tried to tell you, Daddy. - Shut your ass. 770 00:51:14,451 --> 00:51:16,740 - Now, get out and push. - Daddy, I... 771 00:51:16,829 --> 00:51:18,821 Get out and push. 772 00:51:20,792 --> 00:51:22,369 Okay, but... 773 00:51:26,589 --> 00:51:29,127 It looks like we've got a decision to make. 774 00:51:29,216 --> 00:51:30,628 Yeah, it does. 775 00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,007 - Heads up, tails down. - You got it. 776 00:51:34,639 --> 00:51:36,631 This one's for you. 777 00:51:51,740 --> 00:51:55,073 Would you look at that? They love me in Ole Miss, too. 778 00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:56,405 Hi. 779 00:52:11,677 --> 00:52:13,800 Snowman, you got your ears on? 780 00:52:13,888 --> 00:52:15,690 Anything happening with Charlotte? 781 00:52:15,691 --> 00:52:16,691 Negatory. 782 00:52:16,692 --> 00:52:18,747 Ain't much with Charlotte. You don't 783 00:52:18,748 --> 00:52:20,852 reckon the doc got squashed, do you? 784 00:52:21,604 --> 00:52:24,309 - Come on, ring my phone. - We'll stop here. 785 00:52:25,525 --> 00:52:27,714 Giving Doc a mercy stop every 1,000 786 00:52:27,715 --> 00:52:29,902 miles ain't asking too much, is it? 787 00:52:29,988 --> 00:52:32,693 But we're not gonna make this a habit. 788 00:52:39,372 --> 00:52:42,872 - You drive crazy. - Is Charlotte all right? 789 00:52:42,959 --> 00:52:45,961 She's okay, but I need air. 790 00:52:46,838 --> 00:52:48,463 Give me a break. 791 00:52:48,549 --> 00:52:50,707 - Where are we? - On our way to Texas. 792 00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:53,173 Texas? Is that near Miami? 793 00:52:54,013 --> 00:52:56,634 - Her nose cold. - It's very close to Miami. 794 00:52:56,724 --> 00:52:59,096 Yes, that's good because I gotta go to Miami. 795 00:52:59,185 --> 00:53:00,968 You understand? I've got a lot of 796 00:53:00,969 --> 00:53:02,968 patients there. I'm no real doctor. 797 00:53:03,063 --> 00:53:05,519 But I do operations on the side. 798 00:53:06,025 --> 00:53:07,650 A lot of sick people need me. 799 00:53:07,735 --> 00:53:11,863 It would be no good if I leave, because I got the swamp fever... 800 00:53:11,948 --> 00:53:14,783 a lot of them got a rash, different things like that. 801 00:53:14,868 --> 00:53:17,149 I tell you the truth, they need me. 802 00:53:17,150 --> 00:53:19,494 They gonna be fine. Don't you worry. 803 00:53:20,582 --> 00:53:22,456 Pardon me. All right, take it easy. 804 00:53:22,542 --> 00:53:24,744 I'll give her a nice examination soon 805 00:53:24,745 --> 00:53:27,003 as she gets her nose out of my crotch. 806 00:53:27,088 --> 00:53:29,021 We'll leave the elephant on the truck. 807 00:53:29,022 --> 00:53:31,003 Give her an examination while we drive. 808 00:53:31,093 --> 00:53:34,093 No, it's no good. No room for the stirrup. 809 00:53:34,179 --> 00:53:36,750 You don't understand. We're in a big hurry. 810 00:53:36,751 --> 00:53:38,426 Bo, it's a living creature. 811 00:53:38,517 --> 00:53:41,066 That's right. She'll mean very little to 812 00:53:41,067 --> 00:53:43,428 us if we get to Texas and she's dead. 813 00:53:43,522 --> 00:53:45,847 All right, I'll bring her off. 814 00:53:46,526 --> 00:53:48,067 Excuse me. 815 00:53:48,819 --> 00:53:50,966 Snowman's always had a heart. Cares 816 00:53:50,967 --> 00:53:53,113 about something other than himself. 817 00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:58,743 Well, at least you aren't mad at me. Come on, sweetheart. 818 00:54:00,623 --> 00:54:02,662 Daddy, I got to pee-pee. 819 00:54:02,792 --> 00:54:06,125 - Swallow it. I'm busy. - But, Daddy, I got to go. 820 00:54:06,838 --> 00:54:08,996 You're just like your mama. 821 00:54:09,424 --> 00:54:11,672 Your mama can't drive more than two 822 00:54:11,673 --> 00:54:14,169 miles before she's gotta take a squirt. 823 00:54:20,227 --> 00:54:22,136 Hurry up. Give it a fast shake. 824 00:54:22,813 --> 00:54:24,805 Well, what do you think? 825 00:54:28,027 --> 00:54:30,019 She's something else, I tell you. 826 00:54:30,112 --> 00:54:33,646 Okay, I gotta look down your throat. Open. Say "Ahh." 827 00:54:35,659 --> 00:54:36,904 For goodness' sake. 828 00:54:36,994 --> 00:54:40,445 - What happened? - My ring. Oh, geez. 829 00:54:41,249 --> 00:54:44,165 I need a tongue depressor about this big. 830 00:54:48,297 --> 00:54:49,957 Daddy? 831 00:54:51,509 --> 00:54:53,252 My zipper's stuck. 832 00:55:12,614 --> 00:55:14,239 Get in the car, Junior. 833 00:55:14,324 --> 00:55:18,487 - But, Daddy, my zipper's stuck. - Get in the car, Junior. 834 00:55:20,164 --> 00:55:21,951 Daddy, my fly's still open. 835 00:55:21,952 --> 00:55:24,292 Let me tell you something, Junior. 836 00:55:24,626 --> 00:55:27,462 If you ever embarrass me like that again... 837 00:55:27,546 --> 00:55:29,420 I'm gonna get an axe... 838 00:55:29,506 --> 00:55:32,710 and you're never gonna have to open your fly again. 839 00:55:33,386 --> 00:55:36,588 He loves me. He loves himself. 840 00:55:37,097 --> 00:55:40,383 He loves me. He loves himself. 841 00:55:40,977 --> 00:55:43,302 - He loves me. - Hi. 842 00:55:47,775 --> 00:55:49,483 I brought you a present. 843 00:55:49,568 --> 00:55:51,396 - You're kidding? - No. 844 00:55:54,032 --> 00:55:57,317 - Is it gonna blow up in my face? - It's my record. 845 00:55:59,912 --> 00:56:02,486 We only pressed 75 of them, but... 846 00:56:02,916 --> 00:56:05,288 Well, I wanted you to have one. 847 00:56:05,669 --> 00:56:08,124 You probably saw them at the KMart, you know. 848 00:56:08,213 --> 00:56:10,243 They gave them away to everybody 849 00:56:10,244 --> 00:56:12,591 that bought anything over 25 cents. 850 00:56:13,301 --> 00:56:17,050 - I've still got 74 of them. - I think it represents you well. 851 00:56:17,847 --> 00:56:19,971 I mean, Frank Sinatra sang My Way... 852 00:56:20,059 --> 00:56:23,677 and you sing Let's Do Something Cheap and Superficial. 853 00:56:24,981 --> 00:56:26,178 Cruel. 854 00:56:28,358 --> 00:56:29,770 Yeah, I know it. 855 00:56:29,860 --> 00:56:33,312 When I'm around you, I don't like the way I sound. 856 00:56:36,034 --> 00:56:39,117 Probably the way I used to act makes you act that way. 857 00:56:39,203 --> 00:56:40,449 That's right. 858 00:56:41,039 --> 00:56:44,324 Oh, God. Sometimes I hate the way I sound around you. 859 00:56:45,376 --> 00:56:48,876 Maybe it's because of the way you used to treat me. 860 00:56:53,552 --> 00:56:56,043 Hey, Frog, Bandit. Charlotte's sick. 861 00:56:56,138 --> 00:56:58,344 - Charlotte's sick. Let's go. - Wait a minute. 862 00:56:58,432 --> 00:57:02,215 Sometimes I think you like that elephant more than you do me. 863 00:57:03,145 --> 00:57:05,184 Hang on to that thought. 864 00:57:06,231 --> 00:57:09,019 Doctor, what's the matter with Charlotte? She all right? 865 00:57:09,109 --> 00:57:13,023 I think you're gonna be very happy. Charlotte's fine... 866 00:57:13,655 --> 00:57:16,407 and I hope the bambino fine, too. 867 00:57:16,492 --> 00:57:19,197 - The what? - The bambino. Baby. 868 00:57:19,871 --> 00:57:21,993 - Did he say "baby"? - He just said "baby." 869 00:57:22,081 --> 00:57:23,615 Why did you say "baby"? 870 00:57:23,616 --> 00:57:26,375 Because la signora Charlotte is pregnant. 871 00:57:27,170 --> 00:57:29,042 Gonna have a little baby elephant. 872 00:57:29,043 --> 00:57:31,167 No, you gonna have a big baby elephant. 873 00:57:31,257 --> 00:57:34,092 - Who did it? - Don't look at me. 874 00:57:34,177 --> 00:57:35,588 Probably another elephant. 875 00:57:35,679 --> 00:57:38,595 - I know that, but when? - Long time ago. 876 00:57:38,889 --> 00:57:42,639 - When is she gonna have the baby? - Any days, any minutes. 877 00:57:43,562 --> 00:57:45,435 Shit. What are we gonna do? 878 00:57:45,522 --> 00:57:48,856 - We better keep our eyes peeled. - For what? 879 00:57:48,942 --> 00:57:51,350 For the biggest goddamn stork you ever seen. 880 00:57:51,445 --> 00:57:53,437 Big stork. With the... 881 00:57:54,073 --> 00:57:57,607 - American joke, right? - That's not funny. 882 00:57:58,285 --> 00:58:00,320 We'll take this elephant in the truck, 883 00:58:00,321 --> 00:58:02,199 and we'll drive to Dallas with her. 884 00:58:02,289 --> 00:58:03,914 - Bo, pooh. - What? 885 00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:06,622 We're not gonna move Charlotte anywhere. 886 00:58:06,711 --> 00:58:08,869 Honey, you probably don't realise this. 887 00:58:08,963 --> 00:58:11,670 In Dallas, they have the greatest elephant 888 00:58:11,671 --> 00:58:13,874 doctors. Ain't that right, Cledus? 889 00:58:13,968 --> 00:58:16,375 Why don't we ask this doctor? What do you think? 890 00:58:16,470 --> 00:58:20,006 You think we should we move Charlotte or let her rest or what? 891 00:58:21,225 --> 00:58:24,642 The lady gonna have a baby. She no can be move for 24 hours. 892 00:58:24,729 --> 00:58:26,472 - What? - Make it 12. 893 00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:30,143 I'll load her up right now. Come on. We're running out of time. 894 00:58:30,235 --> 00:58:31,729 - Bo. - What? 895 00:58:33,654 --> 00:58:34,818 What? 896 00:58:35,616 --> 00:58:39,743 God, I've missed you. I've missed you so. 897 00:58:41,162 --> 00:58:43,081 It's a little hard to get 898 00:58:43,082 --> 00:58:46,074 reacquainted going 110 miles an hour. 899 00:58:46,417 --> 00:58:49,703 So what could be wrong spending the night... 900 00:58:49,921 --> 00:58:52,543 - under the stars together? - Nothing. 901 00:58:53,759 --> 00:58:56,547 - You mean, just you and I, alone? - Together. 902 00:58:56,845 --> 00:58:58,838 What's going on? 903 00:58:58,931 --> 00:58:59,998 What's going on? 904 00:58:59,999 --> 00:59:02,430 Well, I would say that she's in love. 905 00:59:02,518 --> 00:59:05,435 Of course, the fat ones always did go for Bo. 906 00:59:06,522 --> 00:59:09,607 She's jealous. Pregnant ladies always act funny. 907 00:59:09,692 --> 00:59:10,972 What am I gonna do? 908 00:59:11,068 --> 00:59:14,272 It's important not to upset her. She's got to be very calm. 909 00:59:14,364 --> 00:59:15,442 Keep her calm. 910 00:59:15,531 --> 00:59:18,616 Get her nice and calm. Then later tonight, you and I... 911 00:59:18,701 --> 00:59:20,741 - Later on, I'll... - Yeah. 912 00:59:21,663 --> 00:59:24,783 Later on, I'll meet you. Okay? Later on. 913 00:59:24,875 --> 00:59:28,243 Yeah. I'll keep the blankets warm. Just keep her calm. 914 00:59:28,837 --> 00:59:32,288 Charlotte, look. This isn't gonna work out because... 915 00:59:32,382 --> 00:59:35,716 physically we're not the right size for each other. 916 00:59:35,802 --> 00:59:37,712 You know what I mean? 917 01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:15,100 Well, Fred... 918 01:01:15,739 --> 01:01:19,108 looks like somebody up there must like us, boy. 919 01:01:21,244 --> 01:01:25,029 Hey, Bandit, I ain't seen a smokey now for hours. 920 01:01:25,248 --> 01:01:27,099 Looks like we got it clean and green 921 01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:28,700 all the way to Louisiana patch. 922 01:01:28,794 --> 01:01:31,914 - What do you think? Come on. - Knock on wood, son. 923 01:01:32,965 --> 01:01:35,254 You know what I'll do with my share of the money? 924 01:01:35,343 --> 01:01:36,457 Cute. 925 01:01:36,552 --> 01:01:39,588 I'm gonna get my wife and kids something they always wanted. 926 01:01:39,722 --> 01:01:42,213 I'm gonna send them on a trip to Hawaii. 927 01:01:42,976 --> 01:01:45,930 Snowman, you're so crazy about your family? 928 01:01:46,019 --> 01:01:49,471 Are you crazy or something? I ain't going with them. 929 01:02:00,285 --> 01:02:01,909 Break for the Bandit. 930 01:02:01,994 --> 01:02:06,159 Guess who just snuck around my backdoor and is knocking on yours? 931 01:02:07,166 --> 01:02:08,626 Hello, Buford. 932 01:02:08,710 --> 01:02:10,750 Hello, you big lollipop. 933 01:02:11,129 --> 01:02:15,079 Guess who's driving right up your alimentary canal? 934 01:02:16,301 --> 01:02:20,001 Elementary is about as far as you got in school, isn't it, son? 935 01:02:20,096 --> 01:02:23,347 Tell you what. As long as we're talking about elementary school... 936 01:02:23,433 --> 01:02:26,185 why don't we play Follow the Leader, bumble-butt? 937 01:02:26,270 --> 01:02:29,141 Well, I'll follow, but you certainly ain't my leader. 938 01:02:29,231 --> 01:02:30,974 Come on, fat boy. 939 01:02:31,609 --> 01:02:33,737 Daddy, I like to play Follow the Leader. 940 01:02:33,738 --> 01:02:34,776 Shut up, you shit. 941 01:02:37,031 --> 01:02:39,645 I hate to tell you this, but you're going 942 01:02:39,646 --> 01:02:41,823 the wrong way on a one-way street. 943 01:02:43,913 --> 01:02:45,158 Turn left here, Daddy. 944 01:02:48,001 --> 01:02:49,874 Hold it. Wait. 945 01:02:50,503 --> 01:02:52,460 That's easy for you to say. 946 01:02:52,797 --> 01:02:54,706 Straight ahead, Daddy. 947 01:02:57,469 --> 01:02:58,962 We're closed. 948 01:03:02,849 --> 01:03:04,972 Make another right, Daddy. 949 01:03:05,268 --> 01:03:07,724 Oh, boy. A roller coaster. 950 01:03:14,903 --> 01:03:17,311 Turn left right here, Daddy. 951 01:03:22,536 --> 01:03:26,285 - Damn, I love amusement parks. - You are an amusement park. 952 01:03:31,379 --> 01:03:33,667 Now turn right and we'll be in the clear. 953 01:03:33,756 --> 01:03:36,378 - A thrill a minute. - That's about how long it lasts. 954 01:03:36,467 --> 01:03:38,543 That was below the belt. 955 01:04:16,592 --> 01:04:18,501 "Make a left turn, Daddy. 956 01:04:19,053 --> 01:04:22,220 "Make a right turn, Daddy. We'll be in the clear." 957 01:04:23,224 --> 01:04:24,802 You moose twit. 958 01:04:27,312 --> 01:04:29,185 Bye-bye, baby 959 01:04:30,356 --> 01:04:32,894 Sir, I am the owner of this... 960 01:04:34,277 --> 01:04:36,815 Of this mess, and... 961 01:04:36,905 --> 01:04:39,692 What are you trying to tell me? I'm in hot pursuit. 962 01:04:39,783 --> 01:04:42,356 I would like to say just one thing. 963 01:04:44,997 --> 01:04:46,490 We're closed. 964 01:04:47,833 --> 01:04:51,415 Get in the car, Junior. We're surrounded by a mental case. 965 01:04:51,837 --> 01:04:54,078 That's correct, Sheriff Justice. 966 01:04:54,172 --> 01:04:56,960 The Bandit just entered Louisiana. 967 01:04:57,134 --> 01:05:00,005 You're here at a monumental moment. 968 01:05:01,180 --> 01:05:03,885 I'm gonna call my kin for help. 969 01:05:04,683 --> 01:05:07,055 I'm calling my brother Reggie... 970 01:05:07,144 --> 01:05:10,264 and I'm calling my brother Gaylord. 971 01:05:10,690 --> 01:05:14,521 They've been in law enforcement for over 20 years. 972 01:05:16,029 --> 01:05:18,650 Get me Quebec, Canada, on the phone. 973 01:05:19,199 --> 01:05:22,567 - Canada? - Yes, up north. 974 01:05:26,957 --> 01:05:29,495 - How much I owe you, my man? - $24. 975 01:05:30,627 --> 01:05:32,868 You take a personal check? 976 01:05:32,962 --> 01:05:35,584 Just making a joke. $24, huh? 977 01:05:36,842 --> 01:05:39,000 Here you go. $25, keep the change. 978 01:05:39,094 --> 01:05:41,170 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 979 01:05:41,263 --> 01:05:44,964 You wouldn't be the guy they call the Bandit, would you? 980 01:05:45,226 --> 01:05:47,301 - The one and only. - Bandit. 981 01:05:47,394 --> 01:05:48,966 Now that you've graced my humble 982 01:05:48,967 --> 01:05:51,226 establishment, I'll take this opportunity... 983 01:05:51,315 --> 01:05:53,521 - to tell you something. - Go right ahead. 984 01:05:53,608 --> 01:05:55,392 If I was making a list of the great 985 01:05:55,393 --> 01:05:56,978 assholes of the 20th century... 986 01:05:57,071 --> 01:05:59,147 you'd be in the top five. 987 01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:01,981 Hey, wait a minute. 988 01:06:01,982 --> 01:06:04,483 Bo, even Bambi has enemies. Let's go. 989 01:06:04,578 --> 01:06:07,122 Listen. Let me tell you something. I'm 990 01:06:07,123 --> 01:06:09,406 practically an American folk hero. 991 01:06:09,792 --> 01:06:12,663 Ask some of my fans. To know me is to love me. 992 01:06:12,754 --> 01:06:14,995 You know, I just made a correction on my list. 993 01:06:15,089 --> 01:06:17,759 - Yeah? - You're in the top two assholes. 994 01:06:19,052 --> 01:06:20,712 How about I give you my poster? 995 01:06:20,804 --> 01:06:23,425 Me in the Trans-Am going up the World Trade Centre. 996 01:06:23,515 --> 01:06:25,341 Buzz off. I'm busy. 997 01:06:26,268 --> 01:06:28,589 God damn it. I'm one of the most beloved 998 01:06:28,590 --> 01:06:30,514 grassroot folk heroes of America. 999 01:06:30,605 --> 01:06:33,096 Hey. Get out of here, you weirdo. 1000 01:06:33,191 --> 01:06:35,275 Listen to me. Little kids love me. 1001 01:06:35,276 --> 01:06:37,605 Parents love me. Everybody loves me. 1002 01:06:37,697 --> 01:06:41,065 Come on out here and love me, or I'll kick your little skinny ass. 1003 01:06:41,158 --> 01:06:43,945 Excuse me. Hi. How are you? Good to see you. 1004 01:06:44,036 --> 01:06:45,705 Get a hold of yourself. You're not 1005 01:06:45,706 --> 01:06:47,619 exactly baseball and mum's apple pie. 1006 01:06:47,707 --> 01:06:49,558 The man has a right to his opinion. 1007 01:06:49,559 --> 01:06:50,873 Who does he think he is? 1008 01:06:50,959 --> 01:06:54,578 You ought to ask yourself that question. Have a nice day. 1009 01:06:55,799 --> 01:06:58,171 I'm telling you, people love me. 1010 01:07:06,559 --> 01:07:07,630 What's wrong? 1011 01:07:07,631 --> 01:07:10,343 We got a problem. Talk to the doc. 1012 01:07:13,734 --> 01:07:15,192 What's the matter, Doc? 1013 01:07:16,653 --> 01:07:19,819 She no can go. She gonna start the labour. 1014 01:07:20,407 --> 01:07:22,494 Maybe we need to get her off her feet. 1015 01:07:22,495 --> 01:07:24,072 Exactly. That's the problem. 1016 01:07:24,161 --> 01:07:26,450 In there she bounce around. Too much danger. 1017 01:07:26,538 --> 01:07:28,911 She just wants a little attention, that's all. 1018 01:07:28,999 --> 01:07:31,953 We'll load her on the truck and get going. Come on, let's go. 1019 01:07:32,044 --> 01:07:34,879 Of course, we load her up on the truck and let's go. 1020 01:07:34,964 --> 01:07:37,170 La signora Charlotte can do anything she wants. 1021 01:07:37,258 --> 01:07:39,341 Put her on the truck. Sure, take the 1022 01:07:39,342 --> 01:07:41,255 baby and go bada bing, bada bong. 1023 01:07:41,345 --> 01:07:44,014 It don't make no difference to you... 1024 01:07:44,098 --> 01:07:47,099 Lone Ranger of the United States of America. 1025 01:07:49,186 --> 01:07:52,852 I tell one thing, I no gonna be responsible. 1026 01:07:59,197 --> 01:08:01,522 What's the matter? Don't you understand English? 1027 01:08:01,616 --> 01:08:05,863 He said you can't be bouncing her around. She's gonna have a baby. 1028 01:08:06,205 --> 01:08:08,743 Don't you understand $400,000? 1029 01:08:08,956 --> 01:08:12,540 This is the last chance we're ever gonna have. $400,000. 1030 01:08:12,627 --> 01:08:16,376 I understand, and I'd like to have my share of the $400,000. 1031 01:08:16,465 --> 01:08:19,170 But I ain't gonna kill an elephant to get it. 1032 01:08:38,404 --> 01:08:40,811 Bo, it isn't the money, is it? 1033 01:08:41,908 --> 01:08:45,691 You want to make this last run so you can be famous again. 1034 01:08:45,870 --> 01:08:50,034 Be the old Bandit, come driving in there and be everybody's hero? 1035 01:08:51,751 --> 01:08:55,749 I know you. You don't want to hurt this elephant. I know you. 1036 01:09:01,344 --> 01:09:04,678 I don't want to hurt the elephant. I really don't. 1037 01:09:07,017 --> 01:09:10,184 It's just maybe my last chance to be somebody. 1038 01:09:14,024 --> 01:09:16,266 Bo, everybody is somebody. 1039 01:09:19,071 --> 01:09:20,102 Yeah. 1040 01:09:20,197 --> 01:09:22,605 Hey, we were just thinking. 1041 01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:25,903 Maybe we have been working too hard, you reckon? 1042 01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:29,115 We'll go into town, have some wine, women, and song. 1043 01:09:29,207 --> 01:09:30,914 A little pasta fagioli. 1044 01:09:31,292 --> 01:09:34,246 - This your elephant? - Yeah. Who's that? 1045 01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:38,128 You live around here, kid? 1046 01:09:38,633 --> 01:09:41,206 Across the track, on the good side. 1047 01:09:41,469 --> 01:09:44,221 - What's your name? - My name is Anthony T. Townes. 1048 01:09:44,305 --> 01:09:46,464 My name is Bandit Darville. 1049 01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:50,222 - I guess you've heard of me, huh? - Nope. 1050 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:53,690 Well, I'm kind of famous. 1051 01:09:54,065 --> 01:09:56,105 - Rich? - I'm working on it. 1052 01:09:56,568 --> 01:09:59,189 How would you like to watch him for a while? 1053 01:09:59,279 --> 01:10:01,770 You won't believe this, but I'm very busy. 1054 01:10:01,865 --> 01:10:05,069 - Oh, yeah? - But I could be persuaded. 1055 01:10:06,077 --> 01:10:09,032 Tell me, how much does the elephant weigh? 1056 01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:11,447 The elephant weighs about four and a half tons. 1057 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,913 Could you pay me by the pound? 1058 01:10:14,837 --> 01:10:16,710 Cute, isn't he? Cute. 1059 01:10:18,591 --> 01:10:20,922 What kind of music you got here in town? 1060 01:10:20,923 --> 01:10:22,006 Rhythm and blues. 1061 01:10:22,094 --> 01:10:24,466 Rhythm and blues? Wow. 1062 01:10:24,555 --> 01:10:27,046 - How do you like Country? - Country sucks. 1063 01:10:27,141 --> 01:10:31,009 He hates Country. Isn't there anybody in town sings Country? 1064 01:10:31,104 --> 01:10:33,392 There's this cat, name of Don Williams. 1065 01:10:33,481 --> 01:10:37,810 My second favourite singer in the whole world is Don Williams. 1066 01:10:39,154 --> 01:10:41,660 We'll go to town, listen to Don Williams 1067 01:10:41,661 --> 01:10:43,982 and be back. You watch this elephant. 1068 01:10:44,075 --> 01:10:46,068 If anything happens to the elephant... 1069 01:10:46,161 --> 01:10:48,866 I know. You're gonna feed me to him. 1070 01:10:56,213 --> 01:10:59,962 You know, Daddy, I don't think the Bandit's really bad. 1071 01:11:00,468 --> 01:11:04,382 I think the trouble is he just got in with real bad company. 1072 01:11:05,139 --> 01:11:06,597 Bad company? 1073 01:11:07,892 --> 01:11:10,430 Let me tell you something, Junior. 1074 01:11:10,645 --> 01:11:14,476 When you raid a cathouse, you take the piano player, too. 1075 01:11:36,296 --> 01:11:40,044 Thank you. Folks, I'd like for you all to know... 1076 01:11:40,467 --> 01:11:43,801 that we have an honest-to-goodness celebrity with us here tonight. 1077 01:11:43,887 --> 01:11:45,511 Some folks might hate him... 1078 01:11:45,597 --> 01:11:48,515 but I know there's a bunch of us that really love him. 1079 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:53,179 You all welcome the world's biggest show-off, the Bandit. 1080 01:11:59,695 --> 01:12:02,981 I think I know how you feel about things, Bandit. 1081 01:12:03,157 --> 01:12:06,608 I'd like to dedicate my new song to both of you all. 1082 01:12:38,986 --> 01:12:40,275 What are you doing? 1083 01:12:40,276 --> 01:12:42,853 I was writing a little poem about you. 1084 01:12:43,949 --> 01:12:46,238 - Can I see? - I'll show it to you. 1085 01:12:46,952 --> 01:12:48,327 Okay. 1086 01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:11,852 The doc said we gotta take the weight off Charlotte's legs. 1087 01:13:12,145 --> 01:13:14,539 So, I figured out if I built this net 1088 01:13:14,540 --> 01:13:16,807 and took the weight off her legs... 1089 01:13:16,899 --> 01:13:20,316 that we could just tool on down the road to Dallas. 1090 01:13:21,571 --> 01:13:22,734 Fine. 1091 01:13:40,758 --> 01:13:42,003 Hey. 1092 01:13:42,300 --> 01:13:43,879 - Where you going? - New York. 1093 01:13:43,970 --> 01:13:45,547 - Why? - Because you're not there. 1094 01:13:45,638 --> 01:13:47,465 What's the matter with you? 1095 01:13:47,556 --> 01:13:49,706 You punch your friend, yell at the doctor 1096 01:13:49,707 --> 01:13:51,804 who looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy... 1097 01:13:51,894 --> 01:13:54,131 play hootchy-koo with me, and all the 1098 01:13:54,132 --> 01:13:56,603 time you're trying to make this run work. 1099 01:13:56,691 --> 01:14:00,274 I'm not trying to figure it out. I figured out how to make it work. 1100 01:14:00,362 --> 01:14:02,195 And I'm gonna make this run work. 1101 01:14:02,196 --> 01:14:03,315 That is it for you. 1102 01:14:03,406 --> 01:14:06,027 You have had it. You're hooked. You're a fame junkie. 1103 01:14:06,117 --> 01:14:08,323 They should give you intravenous feedings... 1104 01:14:08,411 --> 01:14:10,949 of People magazine and National Enquirer headlines. 1105 01:14:11,038 --> 01:14:13,054 And if you're a real good boy, they'll 1106 01:14:13,055 --> 01:14:14,657 give you a Tonight Show enema. 1107 01:14:14,751 --> 01:14:15,914 What is the matter? 1108 01:14:16,003 --> 01:14:18,541 If you weren't so dumb, they'd put you on Cross-Wits. 1109 01:14:18,631 --> 01:14:20,872 What is the matter with you? 1110 01:14:23,844 --> 01:14:25,386 You know what? 1111 01:14:26,055 --> 01:14:29,719 When I first met you, I think you really liked yourself. 1112 01:14:30,392 --> 01:14:31,886 I liked you. 1113 01:14:33,145 --> 01:14:35,470 And you did what you did best. 1114 01:14:37,024 --> 01:14:38,133 What, show off? 1115 01:14:38,134 --> 01:14:41,069 Yeah. You did it so good, you got famous. 1116 01:14:41,154 --> 01:14:43,233 Then you had to do more and more until 1117 01:14:43,234 --> 01:14:45,365 you were doing what you didn't do best. 1118 01:14:45,449 --> 01:14:48,534 And now I don't think you even have any fun. 1119 01:14:48,786 --> 01:14:51,242 I'm not having any fun right now. 1120 01:14:51,331 --> 01:14:52,824 Neither am I. 1121 01:14:54,835 --> 01:14:57,326 I hope you like yourself someday. 1122 01:15:02,593 --> 01:15:03,920 Goodbye. 1123 01:15:28,703 --> 01:15:30,612 You know, Charlotte... 1124 01:15:31,663 --> 01:15:34,037 I don't wanna see you get hurt. 1125 01:15:35,459 --> 01:15:37,749 I don't wanna see you start drinking 1126 01:15:37,750 --> 01:15:40,038 either. It's not a good thing to do. 1127 01:15:40,131 --> 01:15:41,958 I'm weak. I admit it. 1128 01:15:42,050 --> 01:15:44,967 I'm a weak person. I need other people. 1129 01:15:46,388 --> 01:15:48,546 Don't turn your back on me. 1130 01:15:48,890 --> 01:15:50,300 I need you. 1131 01:15:50,975 --> 01:15:53,466 I need somebody to care about me. 1132 01:15:53,979 --> 01:15:55,556 Not that much. 1133 01:15:56,815 --> 01:16:00,943 Look, I came up with this thing. You think this was a good idea? 1134 01:16:01,027 --> 01:16:04,611 Look. I got your legs up off the floor and everything. 1135 01:16:05,074 --> 01:16:08,407 - What do you say, guys? - Bo, you're drunk. 1136 01:16:09,995 --> 01:16:14,075 - Is it gonna work, Doc? - Yes, Lone Ranger, it'll work. 1137 01:16:14,166 --> 01:16:16,455 - Good thinking. - Thanks, Kemo Sabe. 1138 01:16:16,543 --> 01:16:20,078 - Okay, let's get rolling. - Come on. I help you down. 1139 01:16:20,214 --> 01:16:21,376 Okay. 1140 01:16:23,217 --> 01:16:26,172 - What about the bottle, Bo? - What about it? 1141 01:16:27,972 --> 01:16:31,756 Daddy, I can't wait to meet Uncle Gaylord and Uncle Reggie. 1142 01:16:32,894 --> 01:16:36,477 Bandit, I hate to upset your stomach by mentioning this name... 1143 01:16:36,565 --> 01:16:40,858 but do you realise it's been a few miles since we've seen Buford T.? 1144 01:16:40,944 --> 01:16:42,651 I don't miss him. 1145 01:16:46,950 --> 01:16:48,492 That's nice. 1146 01:16:52,664 --> 01:16:55,867 Where the hell are they? They should be here by now. 1147 01:16:55,959 --> 01:16:58,533 Hello, Buford, you old sugar. 1148 01:17:03,550 --> 01:17:05,128 Is that you, Gaylord? 1149 01:17:05,219 --> 01:17:08,007 You bet your little bellybutton it is. 1150 01:17:14,144 --> 01:17:16,623 Did you bring the troops with you? 1151 01:17:16,624 --> 01:17:17,624 I sure did. 1152 01:17:17,648 --> 01:17:20,222 Well, that's fine. Now, where the hell is Reggie? 1153 01:17:20,318 --> 01:17:22,809 I think I hear him coming now. 1154 01:18:16,709 --> 01:18:20,873 Sergeant Reginald Van Justice reporting for duty. 1155 01:18:20,963 --> 01:18:24,546 Well, ain't that nice? But have you got the men with you? 1156 01:18:24,634 --> 01:18:27,968 They're in position and stand at the ready. 1157 01:18:31,933 --> 01:18:33,392 Say, you know something? 1158 01:18:33,477 --> 01:18:37,308 This is the first time in 20 years we've all been together. 1159 01:18:37,397 --> 01:18:40,980 - Why don't we all take a picture? - That's a good idea. 1160 01:18:41,110 --> 01:18:43,398 Junior, get the camera out of the car. 1161 01:18:43,487 --> 01:18:44,981 Come on, P.T. 1162 01:18:49,743 --> 01:18:51,024 Everybody ready? 1163 01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:54,323 - Say cheese, Ramona. - Let's go. 1164 01:18:55,290 --> 01:18:56,666 That's it. 1165 01:18:56,793 --> 01:19:00,837 All right, men. Let's mount up and cut out. 1166 01:19:01,506 --> 01:19:06,132 Son, if we keep humping all night, we'll be in Dallas by morning. 1167 01:19:06,886 --> 01:19:08,510 We're finally in Texas. 1168 01:19:18,773 --> 01:19:22,937 Hey, Bandit, we got you-know-who on my backdoor one more time. 1169 01:19:25,864 --> 01:19:30,906 Say, Bandit, if you make a left turn on this next dirt road... 1170 01:19:31,828 --> 01:19:36,242 then your ass is gonna be grass, and I'm gonna mow it. 1171 01:19:36,334 --> 01:19:39,334 You ought to put some Preparation H on your lips, Buford... 1172 01:19:39,419 --> 01:19:41,910 cause you're talking out of your you-know-what. 1173 01:19:42,005 --> 01:19:44,389 This is the left, Bandit. Now, are you 1174 01:19:44,390 --> 01:19:46,467 gonna take that challenge or not? 1175 01:19:46,552 --> 01:19:48,426 Come on, fat boy. 1176 01:19:52,808 --> 01:19:55,809 Snowman, keep on hoofing it down the road. 1177 01:19:56,229 --> 01:19:58,078 Buford thinks he's suckering me into 1178 01:19:58,079 --> 01:19:59,977 something, but it ain't gonna happen. 1179 01:20:00,065 --> 01:20:02,128 We're both going out into this desert, 1180 01:20:02,129 --> 01:20:03,980 but only one of us is coming back. 1181 01:20:04,070 --> 01:20:05,730 You hear that, Buford? 1182 01:20:05,822 --> 01:20:07,897 Are you ready, Gaylord? 1183 01:20:08,241 --> 01:20:11,859 We are ready with charge akimbo. 1184 01:20:12,245 --> 01:20:14,154 Are you ready, Reggie? 1185 01:20:14,247 --> 01:20:17,332 We are prepared for combat. 1186 01:20:17,584 --> 01:20:19,873 And are you ready, Bandit? 1187 01:20:20,504 --> 01:20:22,793 I was born ready, lard ass. 1188 01:20:27,302 --> 01:20:30,220 Just take a little look up to your right. 1189 01:20:32,474 --> 01:20:35,345 Now, take a little look up to your left. 1190 01:20:37,271 --> 01:20:39,596 Now, take a look behind you. 1191 01:20:40,191 --> 01:20:43,441 I'm about to crush your walnuts. 1192 01:20:44,904 --> 01:20:47,691 I'm about to get my walnuts outta here. 1193 01:20:50,409 --> 01:20:52,069 Let's roll them. 1194 01:21:19,690 --> 01:21:23,438 Snowman, I got me some serious trouble here, son. 1195 01:21:23,777 --> 01:21:25,983 And I ain't kidding this time. 1196 01:21:26,071 --> 01:21:28,906 I got wall-to-wall County Mounties and Mountie Mounties. 1197 01:21:28,991 --> 01:21:32,027 Maybe a hundred of them. This may be more than I can handle. 1198 01:21:32,119 --> 01:21:35,952 Listen to me, and you listen good. Make the delivery. 1199 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:38,448 You just hang on. We'll be there in a minute. 1200 01:21:38,543 --> 01:21:40,785 Do as I say. Deliver them goddamn goods. 1201 01:21:40,879 --> 01:21:42,503 I'll catch up with you later. 1202 01:21:42,588 --> 01:21:44,379 You know what you're talking about. 1203 01:21:44,465 --> 01:21:47,183 But just in case you don't, Snowman's 1204 01:21:47,184 --> 01:21:49,258 gonna be standing by. Roger. 1205 01:22:05,904 --> 01:22:08,905 Come on, Trigger. Don't let me down now. 1206 01:22:15,747 --> 01:22:18,119 Buford, I hope you got group insurance... 1207 01:22:18,208 --> 01:22:21,660 because I'm about to spread some iron all over this goddamn desert. 1208 01:22:21,754 --> 01:22:26,416 Don't worry about that. I got my whole ass in good hands. 1209 01:22:27,677 --> 01:22:29,716 King Kong ain't got hands that big. 1210 01:22:39,689 --> 01:22:43,984 Snowman, you damn fool. I told you to haul ass and get outta here. 1211 01:22:44,527 --> 01:22:47,481 And I told you that when we set out to do a job together... 1212 01:22:47,572 --> 01:22:49,031 we do it together. Roger. 1213 01:22:49,116 --> 01:22:51,317 I don't care about your skinny little 1214 01:22:51,318 --> 01:22:53,113 ass, but what about Charlotte? 1215 01:22:53,203 --> 01:22:55,694 Don't worry about her. They got a ringside seat. 1216 01:22:55,789 --> 01:22:58,410 Tell me, how many trucks do you see? 1217 01:22:58,876 --> 01:23:01,545 I see one, unless I've been drinking. 1218 01:23:02,046 --> 01:23:04,715 Hey, boys. Do it to it. 1219 01:23:16,727 --> 01:23:19,432 Then I must be commode-hanging drunk... 1220 01:23:19,522 --> 01:23:22,227 because I swear I see a ton of trucks. 1221 01:23:29,407 --> 01:23:33,026 - Hey, Daddy, what's that? - Holy shit. 1222 01:23:39,500 --> 01:23:43,084 Welcome to the world's biggest game of chicken, boys. 1223 01:23:43,171 --> 01:23:44,451 Shit. 1224 01:23:50,721 --> 01:23:53,508 Hang on, boys. The army's coming. 1225 01:24:07,905 --> 01:24:11,357 This is the Plowboy. I got me one lined up. 1226 01:24:22,754 --> 01:24:25,292 Excuse me, sir. Your ass is on fire. 1227 01:24:25,382 --> 01:24:29,794 Bet you'll be glad to get back to Canada and stick it in the snow. 1228 01:24:35,475 --> 01:24:37,883 Not bad driving for a couple of Mounties. 1229 01:24:37,978 --> 01:24:39,805 Yeah, but look up ahead. 1230 01:24:45,527 --> 01:24:48,564 - Seminole, you got your ears on? - I copy. 1231 01:24:48,656 --> 01:24:51,229 I want you to dump that boy in the garbage. 1232 01:24:51,325 --> 01:24:54,325 That's exactly what I had in mind, Bandit. 1233 01:25:10,511 --> 01:25:13,465 - Hey, Roadrunner, you hungry? - Why do you ask? 1234 01:25:13,556 --> 01:25:17,175 Just move towards me. We'll have us a Mountie sandwich. 1235 01:25:49,843 --> 01:25:52,002 Brake for that, short boy. 1236 01:25:52,096 --> 01:25:54,847 You're too old to play in the hay. 1237 01:26:00,313 --> 01:26:02,886 Now that we've got them, what will we do with them? 1238 01:26:02,982 --> 01:26:05,817 Hell, there's a parking lot right here. 1239 01:26:11,992 --> 01:26:14,399 Three out of four ain't bad. Where you taking them? 1240 01:26:14,494 --> 01:26:17,068 - How about the dump? - Good thinking. 1241 01:26:18,581 --> 01:26:20,574 Junior, the way things look... 1242 01:26:20,667 --> 01:26:23,703 I'm beginning to be deeply concerned. 1243 01:26:25,463 --> 01:26:27,671 Fred, this one's for you, my boy. 1244 01:26:27,758 --> 01:26:29,501 Look out, Junior. 1245 01:26:34,515 --> 01:26:36,922 - Are you all right, Junior? - Yeah. 1246 01:26:37,017 --> 01:26:39,010 You would be, you shit. 1247 01:26:45,860 --> 01:26:47,853 Way to go. Take it to him, son. 1248 01:26:52,867 --> 01:26:54,361 Whoa. 1249 01:27:04,004 --> 01:27:06,542 How do you like that, turkey shit? 1250 01:27:08,091 --> 01:27:11,875 Snowman, I've had about as much fun as I can handle for one day. 1251 01:27:11,970 --> 01:27:13,963 How about showing me the way outta here? 1252 01:27:14,056 --> 01:27:16,808 All right. Roger. Jump on my tailgate, Bandit. 1253 01:27:16,892 --> 01:27:19,300 I know where the front door's located. 1254 01:27:29,029 --> 01:27:31,318 Look at that pile of cars, Daddy. 1255 01:27:31,407 --> 01:27:34,324 Looks like they bombed a drive-in movie. 1256 01:28:06,610 --> 01:28:09,166 He don't know it, but he's going down 1257 01:28:09,167 --> 01:28:11,521 a dead-end road, that dumb dickey. 1258 01:28:12,365 --> 01:28:16,494 Look, Daddy. Uncle Gaylord and Uncle Reggie are right behind us. 1259 01:28:18,413 --> 01:28:21,415 I got him boxed in like a turtle's pecker. 1260 01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:23,448 There's a gully on the right and on the 1261 01:28:23,449 --> 01:28:25,201 left and a mountain in front of me. 1262 01:28:25,295 --> 01:28:27,752 You want to tell me about that front door again? 1263 01:28:27,839 --> 01:28:30,627 Hey, brother truckers, the Bandit's worried. 1264 01:28:30,718 --> 01:28:34,467 He wants to get out of here. Are you ready? Hello. 1265 01:28:44,190 --> 01:28:45,685 Fred, don't look. 1266 01:28:59,789 --> 01:29:02,197 He ain't the only daredevil. 1267 01:29:07,923 --> 01:29:09,714 You guys give great bridge. 1268 01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:12,754 That was beautiful, drivers. I owe you one. 1269 01:29:12,845 --> 01:29:14,802 Good numbers to you and the Bandit. 1270 01:29:14,888 --> 01:29:16,549 Say roger, Fred. 1271 01:29:21,729 --> 01:29:24,351 You're not getting away from me, Bandit. 1272 01:29:24,440 --> 01:29:27,276 And I'm still in hot pursuit. 1273 01:29:27,735 --> 01:29:31,650 I copy that, Buford. But I hear your pursuit ain't that hot. 1274 01:29:35,452 --> 01:29:37,160 Give me your handkerchief. 1275 01:29:37,245 --> 01:29:39,701 - What? - Give me your handkerchief. 1276 01:29:48,507 --> 01:29:51,045 - What is it? - A little fly shit. 1277 01:29:52,469 --> 01:29:54,129 Daddy, look out. 1278 01:30:01,645 --> 01:30:04,729 - Daddy? - Shut up, Junior. I'm thinking. 1279 01:30:05,566 --> 01:30:07,808 What are you thinking about? 1280 01:30:12,907 --> 01:30:14,236 Retiring. 1281 01:30:15,159 --> 01:30:17,282 Snowman, how's your patient? 1282 01:30:17,703 --> 01:30:20,870 She ain't doing too good. Doc says she's in labour. 1283 01:30:20,957 --> 01:30:23,431 Bo, I ain't asking you. I'm begging you. 1284 01:30:23,432 --> 01:30:25,784 There's a place here. Let's pull over. 1285 01:30:25,878 --> 01:30:27,918 - 10-4. - Attaboy. 1286 01:30:38,433 --> 01:30:40,821 It's one of those guys from the park. 1287 01:30:40,822 --> 01:30:42,894 Pay him off. Get him outta here. 1288 01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:45,518 Please, get my bag. Hurry up. 1289 01:30:45,899 --> 01:30:47,477 Bring my bag. 1290 01:30:49,236 --> 01:30:50,861 What the hell's going on here? 1291 01:30:50,947 --> 01:30:53,900 - We're having a baby. - This is a wildlife preserve. 1292 01:30:53,990 --> 01:30:57,276 What better place to have a baby elephant than a wildlife preserve? 1293 01:30:57,369 --> 01:30:59,409 - You get your elephant... - $100. 1294 01:30:59,496 --> 01:31:01,490 - You get your people... - $200. 1295 01:31:01,582 --> 01:31:03,139 And you get the hell out of here. 1296 01:31:03,140 --> 01:31:04,140 $300. 1297 01:31:04,141 --> 01:31:05,620 - $400. - You're right. 1298 01:31:06,337 --> 01:31:08,363 What better place to have a baby 1299 01:31:08,364 --> 01:31:10,833 elephant than in a wildlife preserve? 1300 01:31:17,682 --> 01:31:19,177 What a putz. 1301 01:31:37,286 --> 01:31:39,278 Snowflake, Bandito. 1302 01:31:41,832 --> 01:31:45,082 Hey, cowboy. Look, Lone Ranger. 1303 01:31:45,169 --> 01:31:49,498 It's a boy. First I seen the trunk. 1304 01:31:49,799 --> 01:31:52,290 All right, we've got six hours. 1305 01:31:55,054 --> 01:31:58,257 Let's cut the Bambi shit. Load her on the truck and get going. 1306 01:31:58,349 --> 01:32:00,389 No. Lone Ranger, no can be. 1307 01:32:00,476 --> 01:32:04,224 The bambino troppo delicate. It cannot be removed from the mama. 1308 01:32:04,313 --> 01:32:06,982 All right, we'll take the mama and the baby. 1309 01:32:07,066 --> 01:32:10,186 We'll put them both on the truck and go to Dallas. 1310 01:32:11,071 --> 01:32:13,526 When you give birth to a 200-pound elephant... 1311 01:32:13,657 --> 01:32:16,230 you don't wanna go for a ride. You wanna go... 1312 01:32:16,326 --> 01:32:18,864 - She's strong as an ox. - She is strong. 1313 01:32:18,954 --> 01:32:21,160 She gotta wait till she strong like an elephant. 1314 01:32:21,248 --> 01:32:24,249 Bo, I know how much you need the money. 1315 01:32:24,918 --> 01:32:26,578 Who doesn't need the money? 1316 01:32:26,670 --> 01:32:29,921 But let's don't do it this way. It ain't decent. 1317 01:32:30,590 --> 01:32:34,256 If you're through preaching, Reverend, we're moving out. 1318 01:32:34,386 --> 01:32:36,129 No, I ain't going. 1319 01:32:36,555 --> 01:32:38,713 And you ain't going either. 1320 01:32:40,268 --> 01:32:44,182 You just let your alligator mouth overload your jaybird ass. 1321 01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:49,725 Doc, I thought I loved him too much to do that. 1322 01:32:49,819 --> 01:32:51,277 I guess not. 1323 01:32:57,702 --> 01:32:59,908 You know I can take your head off, don't you? 1324 01:32:59,996 --> 01:33:02,783 And you know that's exactly what you're gonna have to do. 1325 01:33:02,874 --> 01:33:07,085 What is the matter with you two idiots? You act like she's human. 1326 01:33:41,163 --> 01:33:42,444 I'm sorry. 1327 01:34:06,106 --> 01:34:08,229 I like myself now, Carrie. 1328 01:34:11,195 --> 01:34:14,693 I found out there's something more important than me. 1329 01:34:15,449 --> 01:34:18,901 I found out there's nothing more important than us. 1330 01:34:20,204 --> 01:34:22,362 I didn't take Charlotte to Dallas. 1331 01:34:23,207 --> 01:34:25,449 - You didn't? - No. 1332 01:34:25,584 --> 01:34:28,870 - What about Big Enos? - Let him get his own date. 1333 01:34:31,465 --> 01:34:34,003 - What about the money? - I blew it. 1334 01:34:36,554 --> 01:34:38,427 We still can make it. 1335 01:34:41,517 --> 01:34:43,925 - We? - Give me a chance. 1336 01:34:48,691 --> 01:34:51,099 - Have you got over $1? - Yeah. 1337 01:34:51,653 --> 01:34:53,894 - Cash? - Yeah. 1338 01:34:54,739 --> 01:34:56,530 That's enough. 1339 01:35:01,413 --> 01:35:04,082 You know what? We're gonna have a problem. 1340 01:35:04,165 --> 01:35:06,870 Charlotte's gonna be awfully jealous. 1341 01:35:07,586 --> 01:35:09,875 I want to show you something. 1342 01:35:19,807 --> 01:35:23,010 Charlotte had her baby. You're a wonderful person. 1343 01:35:23,102 --> 01:35:26,020 Charlotte. Look what you did. 1344 01:35:26,105 --> 01:35:27,516 Hi, guys. 1345 01:35:28,441 --> 01:35:32,937 Look at the baby. Charlotte, what a good girl you are. 1346 01:35:34,531 --> 01:35:37,733 Charlotte, is it all right if Frog and I get hitched? 1347 01:35:40,620 --> 01:35:44,321 You see? It's better than the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. 1348 01:35:45,292 --> 01:35:48,376 Well, Bo, what do we do now? 1349 01:35:49,504 --> 01:35:53,040 I think we ought to go back to doing what I do best, show off. 1350 01:35:53,967 --> 01:35:56,375 That's a 10-4, good buddies. 1351 01:35:57,221 --> 01:35:59,759 - Shut up and get in the truck. - Okay. 1352 01:36:29,337 --> 01:36:31,911 You're not getting away from me, Bandit. 1353 01:36:32,007 --> 01:36:36,752 I'll chase you in hot pursuit to the ends of the earth. 1354 01:36:36,845 --> 01:36:38,968 You sumbitch. 1355 01:36:45,229 --> 01:36:49,273 I guess we'll go back to doing what I do best, show off. 1356 01:36:50,192 --> 01:36:52,185 When do we get started? 1357 01:36:52,278 --> 01:36:56,109 - When do we get started? - That's my line. 1358 01:36:56,198 --> 01:36:59,199 - You say, "Whenever you like." - Whenever you like. 1359 01:36:59,577 --> 01:37:01,590 Keep it rolling. This is good stuff. 1360 01:37:01,591 --> 01:37:02,591 I like this. 1361 01:37:02,592 --> 01:37:06,120 I'll tell you what. We're gonna go in town, we're gonna listen to... 1362 01:37:06,208 --> 01:37:08,995 Let's do that again. I'm screwing up. You keep it rolling. 1363 01:37:09,086 --> 01:37:11,044 He's doing great. I'm... Here we go. 1364 01:37:11,131 --> 01:37:13,965 You didn't waste any time dilly-dallying around... 1365 01:37:14,049 --> 01:37:15,461 with other people when... 1366 01:37:15,551 --> 01:37:18,221 I'm gonna pick that up again. I got it. It's okay. 1367 01:37:18,304 --> 01:37:20,511 Damn, that son of a bitch never gives up. 1368 01:37:20,807 --> 01:37:23,428 That's right. Now what do I say? 1369 01:37:23,518 --> 01:37:26,389 - 71, take two. - 71, take two, camera B. 1370 01:37:26,897 --> 01:37:28,474 Oh, my clicker won't work. 1371 01:37:28,565 --> 01:37:29,893 Marker. 1372 01:37:30,233 --> 01:37:32,314 Tell Gregory Peck that he needs to do 1373 01:37:32,315 --> 01:37:34,231 this for me. I forgot the... line. 1374 01:37:34,321 --> 01:37:36,479 I'll tell you one thing, though. 1375 01:37:36,573 --> 01:37:39,064 I am holding up my endorsement... 1376 01:37:39,368 --> 01:37:42,120 until one or the other of you can... 1377 01:37:42,204 --> 01:37:44,742 I'm what you call your household legend. 1378 01:37:44,832 --> 01:37:47,786 Your basic legend. Your basic famous. 1379 01:37:47,918 --> 01:37:49,662 I'll just say that line again. 1380 01:37:49,754 --> 01:37:51,461 Get in the truck. 1381 01:37:52,506 --> 01:37:55,424 I'll tell her again. Get in the truck. 1382 01:37:56,135 --> 01:37:58,673 Charlotte. Hop in the truck. 1383 01:37:59,013 --> 01:38:00,556 Hop. 1384 01:38:01,390 --> 01:38:04,095 - In the house. - Don't push the truck. 1385 01:38:04,226 --> 01:38:06,468 In the house, Charlotte. 1386 01:38:06,687 --> 01:38:08,680 You're pushing the truck to Georgia. 1387 01:38:08,772 --> 01:38:10,565 Come on. 1388 01:38:10,650 --> 01:38:13,320 That's right, you old fart. Go the wrong way. This way. 1389 01:38:13,403 --> 01:38:16,190 - Here we go. Pick it up. - Hold it. Steady. 1390 01:38:16,281 --> 01:38:19,531 If I was Clint Eastwood, you'd say, "Pick Clint up." 1391 01:38:19,617 --> 01:38:22,702 Doctor, why don't we just keep driving to Texas... 1392 01:38:22,787 --> 01:38:25,824 and you give her an examination up in the truck? 1393 01:38:25,916 --> 01:38:30,079 Oh, Jesus. I'm missing my wife so bad. 1394 01:38:33,549 --> 01:38:36,965 Do you wanna... him while we got him down here? 1395 01:38:37,385 --> 01:38:40,671 I was the leading gynaecologist in Pompeii. 1396 01:38:44,602 --> 01:38:47,307 Snowman. I've had about it all's... 1397 01:38:47,647 --> 01:38:48,891 You dumb Indian. 1398 01:38:48,981 --> 01:38:50,938 Fred, just relax, son. 1399 01:38:51,233 --> 01:38:53,605 It ain't nearly as bad as it looks. 1400 01:38:54,195 --> 01:38:56,602 Get up in there, you son of a bitch. 1401 01:38:59,617 --> 01:39:02,488 Get in there, you silly son of a bitch. 1402 01:39:02,579 --> 01:39:05,865 - You got any diesel fuel? - If I had any more diesel fuel... 1403 01:39:05,956 --> 01:39:08,744 I'd have to join that APEC, OPEC. 1404 01:39:09,586 --> 01:39:11,293 I'll give it to you again. 1405 01:39:11,379 --> 01:39:14,831 Do you realise I won the marksmanship award? 1406 01:39:15,091 --> 01:39:17,000 Your father's ass. 1407 01:39:17,177 --> 01:39:20,261 Longer than three months and your mother's ass. 1408 01:39:20,347 --> 01:39:21,924 But shorter than three years. 1409 01:39:22,057 --> 01:39:25,556 Sure, put her in the truck. Bounce the "Raby" around. 1410 01:39:26,645 --> 01:39:29,219 Don't make no difference. Put her in the truck. 1411 01:39:29,315 --> 01:39:32,434 Bounce the "Raby" around... Your mother's ass. 1412 01:39:34,653 --> 01:39:38,817 Sure, la signora Charlotte can do anything she wants. 1413 01:39:38,908 --> 01:39:41,779 Put her in the truck. Bounce the "Raby"... 1414 01:39:41,869 --> 01:39:43,778 - Your mother's ass. - Keep it rolling. 1415 01:39:43,871 --> 01:39:45,579 This lady gonna have a baby... 1416 01:39:45,664 --> 01:39:48,008 and not gonna be moved for 24... 1417 01:39:48,009 --> 01:39:49,009 Cut it. 1418 01:39:49,010 --> 01:39:51,245 I think we should ask this doctor. 1419 01:39:51,337 --> 01:39:55,122 Do you think we should move Charlotte or let her rest or what? 1420 01:39:55,217 --> 01:39:58,834 I can't stand it. I'm sorry. 1421 01:39:58,928 --> 01:40:00,471 Okay. Come on. 1422 01:40:00,639 --> 01:40:01,753 Now. 1423 01:40:03,266 --> 01:40:05,935 Well, why don't we ask this doctor here? 1424 01:40:06,019 --> 01:40:10,017 Do you think we should move Charlotte or let her rest or what? 1425 01:40:10,858 --> 01:40:13,183 The lady gonna have a baby... 1426 01:40:13,277 --> 01:40:15,898 - Cut it. - All right. Save it. 1427 01:40:15,988 --> 01:40:19,356 We'll start doing what I do best. We'll show off. 1428 01:40:20,075 --> 01:40:23,160 - When do we get started? - Whenever you like. 1429 01:40:24,162 --> 01:40:25,823 Is now too soon? 1430 01:40:26,666 --> 01:40:27,780 No. 1431 01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:30,954 It's all shit. Let's print the first one. 109333