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every year twisted twins productions
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takes the opportunity to work with women
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in horror recognition month to shine a
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light on a great need blood donation
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blood donation blood donation blood
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donation blood donation blood donation
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you can't think horror without thinking
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blood and horror films are all about
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basically two brave something that
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scares you now every year for the past
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six years six years six years six years
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six years six years and every year
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even though they secretly think we're
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rad a secret they tell us to think it's
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cool in secret they tell us they think
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it's cool even though on the sly they
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say it's [ __ ] cool what we're doing
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even though every year in secret they
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tell us it's really [ __ ] rad even
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though they tell you in secret that they
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think they're really cool they're
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rejected so this year the theme for the
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PSAs is rejected PSA ideas these are
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intentionally offensive and if you think
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that means you it's totally [ __ ]
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means you and not safe to view at work
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especially if your works a [ __ ]
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douche bag and no they're not
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appropriate for work especially if your
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work sex and are in no way suitable for
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work especially if your work sucks
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donkey balls
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absolutely not suitable for work
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especially if your work sucks so viewer
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discretion is advised
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but just [ __ ] watch it anyways there
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could be tits
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actually there's there's definitely tits
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I've seen them
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you
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about bloody time
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thought you'd done this ages ago to be
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honest oh come off it
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I ain't your first bleeding slit let's
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bring a leak now am I
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you know it's a universal blood then
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that is now there are cancer patients
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hey Neil are compressions
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it's the elevator doors from the shining
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come on you know yeah you know
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hello we are the Luhrmann's I wanted to
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tell you how much we personally
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benefited from blood donations
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it's that time again
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all you got to do is come down to Tom
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the low knees car dealership and donate
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blood to charity and get your hands on
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one of my new use pre-owned cars this
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beautiful elegant Toyota Corolla 1987 in
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classy ocean sky blue all you have to do
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is very human person with blood that's
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probably you when you come down to my
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car dealership and donate your blood
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you'll get a four dollar discount $2.99
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is now 295 aunt tom glories on route 5 6
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route 6
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think you're alone check out these
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people that donated their blood day me
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lips card Guilford Anderson or Sanders
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O'Malley we're not sure in Kuchar at 2
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p.m. we have coup d'etat a vegetable and
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if you get like we've got juice
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god juice these tales of bleeding on
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strong
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I turn baloney I'm Jessica Jessica's my
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sister-in-law I don't have a brother
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hi I'm Jen sashka hi I'm Sylvia sashka
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hi I'm Lee mash - hi I'm Lisa Daru hi
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I'm Sean Hewlett hi I'm Richard Harmon
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and we're here to talk to you about
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blood what blood blood that's right
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blood but not everyone's blood it's
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acceptable cut for fucksakes Hitler
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nurse hey doctor this is for the
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patients in 2b
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oh good I'll get it set up and use on a
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kidney for seven eight
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I found one just need to test it for
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compatibility I'll get on it as soon as
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I'm done with this
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little Mary is going to donate blood
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today Mary knows that doing her part to
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help those in needle blood is the right
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choice
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now don't worry Mary this will only hurt
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for a second
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see Mary that wasn't so bad was it
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so donate blood at your local hospital
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today it's obvious we need you
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do you have it do you have it or not
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no one's providing right now so I I
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couldn't get what you wanted but I have
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the next best thing and I swear you
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won't know the difference it's just a
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little less potent I watch Oh negative
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did I fail to make myself clear no sir
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but donations are slow at the hospital
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right now so we don't have a whole lot
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of options here okay please just
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where else I can find it
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not that I know us say what's your what
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time because it would really suck if you
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have what I need
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did you know there's no substitute for
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human blood
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that means the only way to replenish
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blood at hospitals is by donors like you
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like you like you like you like you like
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me like me like me and you and me too
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the amount of donors is ever decreasing
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as veterans felt it was part of the
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civil duty to donate blood but now that
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we lose more and more of our veterans we
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also leave many of our donors because
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people want to step up and take their
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place yeah I don't know who this guy is
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he's got a real good point that is
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absolutely still Hitler League it's not
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Hitler
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nein I'm not Hitler I'm just a concerned
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citizen about blood donation but what I
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thought wholly inappropriate cut Hitler
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don't you get it you can't hate one
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group of people and then care about
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everybody else tell me to do an [ __ ]
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Gus what the [ __ ] keeps letting Hitler
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on here
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so what did everyone learn at school
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today
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you learnt about dinosaurs and we learn
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about blood oh shut up [ __ ] no one
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gives a crap about what you learned in
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first grade
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ignore him sweetie we want to know what
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you learned what oh yes
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tell us more about dinosaurs son that
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dinosaur is dead but today in school we
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learn that there isn't enough blood in
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the world and if we don't get more
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people will die seriously people donate
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blood so that sick people can get better
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go [ __ ] yourselves we mom we should do
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that we could save lives
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oh you just the sweetest little [ __ ]
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it's cool it's a new again
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you know you mean you're gonna take my
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blood like a vampire that's right son
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don't you worry the United States
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military isn't feeding bloodsuckers this
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blood pagoda good hardworking Americans
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like your dad like my dad your dad's a
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good American isn't he yes sir
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good Americans everywhere may take
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justifiable pride and knowing that
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ninety thousand pints a week is donated
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to the Red Cross and shipped overseas as
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plasma to evacuation hospitals across
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Europe thousands of lives have already
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been saved which otherwise would have
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been lost without this fine humanitarian
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service I know what you're asking why
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does the Red Cross need so much blood
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for our boys in the war well Hans Wien
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account here whatever it is Nazi second
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Sheamus has volunteered to demonstrate
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for you just how much blood is inside
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the human body as you can see Hans it's
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hooked up to one of our hospitals finest
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dialysis machines a miracle of modern
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medicine which removes wasting water by
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circulating blood out of the body and
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putting it right back in again well that
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is of course unless I do this
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Wow that's a lot of lies don't be stingy
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donate today what's wrong
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we all know the importance of Gavin
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blood however in these uncertain
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frightening times and with blood
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preserves at an all-time low it has
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never been more important to donate
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today is national your generous donation
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can save up to three adult lives or six
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babies and that's [ __ ] adorable it's
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just a little prick it's not even that
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big of a deal you won't even feel it
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look just a few minutes out of your life
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and you're a hero to someone that really
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needs you grab some friends and donate
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today book your appointment today no
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excuses donate today please book your
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appointment today donate your blood
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today
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don't be Hitler yeah don't be a me
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donate today good job Hitler yeah
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you
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blood it's in you to go
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I hate your guts I mean I don't
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understand why Trumpkin said when I do
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everyone treats me like I'm Hitler or
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just good tea
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