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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,800 Hey, guys, what's up? Kurt here from Kurt's World. 2 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:14,600 Hey, guys, how's it going? It's Kurt from Kurt's World. 3 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,600 Hey, guys, how's it going? Kurt from Kurt's World here. 4 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,900 Hey, what's up, guys? Kurt here from Kurt's World. 5 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:21,100 Hi, everybody. This is Kurt from Kurt's World. 6 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:23,800 And today I'm going to draw my life. 7 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,900 Something in these videos that I really appreciate 8 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:29,500 is everybody's complete honesty in telling their life story. 9 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,900 And where does this story take place? 10 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,300 Los Angeles... That's where I was born, 11 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,700 although shortly after, my parents had to move out to Azusa 12 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:39,700 'cause it's just a little bit more affordable 13 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,600 and better for raising a family. 14 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:46,400 Hey, Dozier. 15 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:49,800 Mom's gone, so I'm in charge. 16 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:52,700 I remember it like it was yesterday, 17 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,000 and we watched the planes crash into the buildings 18 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:56,300 millions of times. 19 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:57,900 People jumping out of the windows, 20 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,800 running around, the dust, the fire. 21 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,000 And even though I didn't fully understand everything back then, 22 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,900 I knew that no one could ever forget an event like that, 23 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:06,200 real or fake. 24 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,700 Hey, what's up guys? It's Kurt from Kurt's World. 25 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,000 I'm here with my dad. We're in the studio. 26 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,100 Working on this dope new track for Bezar. 27 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,600 - Really? - Yeah yeah. 28 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:20,900 Well, check... Yeah check this out, though. 29 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:25,100 Kurt's World. Dad, seriously put the hat on. 30 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:27,200 Alright. 31 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,700 There you go. 32 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,800 After the divorce, Mom was really upset, 33 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:35,800 so I decided to stay home with her and be a good son. 34 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,200 And I don't know how it happened, 35 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,700 but one thing led to another, 36 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:41,100 and I started really getting into online gaming. 37 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,700 I'm gonna fuck you h... so... 38 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:46,000 I'm gonna fuck you so hard. 39 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,000 In 2009, I officially started Kurt's World, 40 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,800 kicking off the empire you know today. 41 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,000 That's pretty cool huh? 42 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,600 This is a program where I've made all 43 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:55,900 of some of the most influential beats 44 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:57,100 and some of my top beats. 45 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,200 Control-shift. 46 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,100 That's my favorite shortcut. 47 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:02,400 Life hacks, reviews, 48 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,700 and all the little things in between 49 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,900 that make life really cool and so much fun. 50 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:07,700 That's where all the magic happens. 51 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:10,200 Just kidding. Um... 52 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,300 What I like about these right off the bat is that... 53 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:18,000 Is how they seem. 54 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:22,200 The mouthfeel on this... otherworldly. 55 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,200 And that's also when I started babysitting. 56 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,400 You know, 'cause it's important to stay current. 57 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,800 Those kids were a great source for new content. 58 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,900 And I'm still friends with most of them today. 59 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:33,800 Shout-out to my friend Bobby Bud Lee @BobbyBaseCamp. 60 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:34,900 You tell them, Bobby. 61 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,300 Oh, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. 62 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,800 God fucking damn it! 63 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,400 What's up, guys? Here from Kurt's World. 64 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,400 - What's up? - Oh, my fucking God. 65 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,600 Here with BobbyBaseCamp. 66 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,100 - Fuck! I just died. - What's up? 67 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:46,500 Kurt, do not fucking double-dip my stream. 68 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:47,600 - Okay? - Sorry. 69 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:49,200 These values have followed me 70 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,800 all the way to my new job, a Spree driver. 71 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,300 And the cool thing about Spree 72 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:56,200 is that you're interacting with people all the time. 73 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:59,200 It's amazing for content and for just in general. 74 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:03,000 Wow, that is an old Smart & Final right there. 75 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:07,000 But it's not always easy making great content day after day. 76 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,300 Sometimes it's just you, yourself, and your brain. 77 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,600 And that can be frustrating. 78 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,500 I haven't made a video in a long time 79 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:32,800 because it's... things aren't really awesome for me right now. 80 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:35,600 And it's been kind of hard for me to find Kurt. 81 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,800 Especially in these videos, 82 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,800 it's been really tough for me to find... 83 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,400 It's been really tough for me to find Kurt, and I'm just... 84 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:46,900 It's been really tough for me to find Kurt... 85 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:50,700 I don't even know why I'm making these videos. 86 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,000 Metrics. 87 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,800 It is a numbers game, and right now... 88 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:59,900 I just feel like a zero. 89 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:06,000 But that's usually when you come up with your best breakthroughs. 90 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:06,800 I know I did. 91 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:07,800 Yo, guys, what's going on? 92 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,000 It's me, Kurt from Kurt's World, 93 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,700 and I just realized something big. 94 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:12,400 And I'm calling it "The Lesson." 95 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,600 This is a surefire way for me to go viral, and guess what. 96 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,700 The best part being I can do it all 97 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,800 from the front seat of my Spree. 98 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,500 So you guys stayed tuned, buckle up, 99 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:22,900 and I'll show you the ropes. 100 00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:24,600 Alright? Peace out. Much love, you guys. 101 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,900 #PeaceOut. 102 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:28,000 Peace out. Peace out. 103 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,500 Make sure to follow... Follow me for "The Lesson." 104 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:31,800 Peace out. 105 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,300 Hey, guys, how's it going? It's Kurt from Kurt's World. 106 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,500 And welcome to "The Lesson." 107 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,400 For all of you out there who don't know me, get ready, 108 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,100 'cause you're about to know me. 109 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:17,100 I'm Kurt. 110 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:25,000 Step one... Organizing your bottles. 111 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:27,000 If you check out the video that I uploaded last week 112 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,700 on Kurt's World, you're already gonna know 113 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:30,600 how to prepare them before your ride. 114 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,800 You've got to remember, guys, 115 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:33,400 what we're doing here is important. 116 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,400 You're creating a brand. 117 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,200 Actually, hold up. 118 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:43,900 Real step one... Get... your... rig... together. 119 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,800 If you're not documenting yourself, it's simple. 120 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,000 You just don't exist. 121 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:50,000 And for my premium subscribers, 122 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,500 if you hop on to Kurt's World, you can choose your own angles. 123 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:55,200 Plus, I'll be screen-sharing my phone all night 124 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,400 for unlimited behind-the-scenes access. 125 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,400 So don't sleep on that. 126 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:04,700 Okay, guys, well, I guess... I guess that's it. 127 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,400 I hope you guys enjoyed this live stream, 128 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:09,200 and make sure to share and comment on all your socials 129 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,900 using the hashtag #TheLesson. 130 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,100 - Thanks, Kurt. - Shit, I almost forgot. 131 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,300 Mom. 132 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,600 Hey, Mom. 133 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,700 Let's go! 134 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:52,200 I know that we all have our issues. 135 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,700 So let me just say this. 136 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:57,300 There's a trigger warning in place. 137 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,200 I'm not gonna be offended if you can't watch. 138 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:03,800 But, yeah, for all my real ones out there, 139 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:07,100 uh, it's time to go viral, baby. 140 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:16,500 Okay, guys, so we're here at the first passenger's house. 141 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:21,200 Uh, here to pick up Frederick. 142 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,900 And here he comes. 143 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:33,200 Alright, guys, now, the record for a rideshare driver is six. 144 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,800 So you're gonna want to at least top that number 145 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:38,800 if you want to hit it big-time. 146 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:41,600 - Frederick. - That's me. 147 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:43,900 Hey. I'm Kurt, your Spree driver. 148 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,300 And you're going to Grand Castle Banquet Hall. 149 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:48,300 - Highland Park, right? - You got it, brother. 150 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:49,300 Let's go. 151 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,400 Uh... 152 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,400 Hey? 153 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,600 What's up, dude? 154 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,700 What's, uh, going on here? 155 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:05,200 What? 156 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,200 Lot of fucking cameras in here, brother. 157 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,900 Oh, yeah, right. 158 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:11,600 Hey, guys. Hope that's okay. 159 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,200 And what if I say it isn't? 160 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,200 It's for my protection. 161 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,800 Oh, right, got you. 162 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,200 Oh, there's some water back there if you want some. 163 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,800 I'm good. 164 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,900 Got a charger, though? 165 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:31,700 You bet. 166 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:37,400 - Always be charging. - Uh-huh. 167 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,500 Well, I've been working on a speech all day, 168 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:40,900 so this sucker's drained. 169 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:42,800 A speech? Big event? 170 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,200 About 3,000 people. 171 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,700 3,000 people? That's a lot of eyeballs on you. 172 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:49,100 Yeah. Lot of people are excited, so... 173 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,600 Actually, you want to tell my followers 174 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:52,700 how you greet your audience? 175 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,000 That would be great. 176 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 What do you mean your followers? 177 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,600 Right, yeah, no, I'm actually just recording a tutorial. 178 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,500 That's cool. About what? 179 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,400 Oh, I'm giving people tips on how to, like, you know, 180 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:05,400 up their social-media game. 181 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,900 Very cool. 182 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,900 - While you're driving, huh? - Yeah, yeah. 183 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,500 It's good to see men like us 184 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,700 trying to master this, you know, social-media stuff. 185 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,800 We're gonna need it. 186 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,500 Yeah. 187 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,200 What do you mean men like us? 188 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,400 White men. 189 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,900 You are white, aren't you? 190 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:25,400 Yeah. 191 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:26,600 Yeah, you are. 192 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,900 It's good. Say it with me. 193 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:31,200 I'm white and I'm proud. 194 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,600 Uh... no. 195 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,300 Wait, are you Jewish? 196 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:39,900 Whites, blacks, Asians, Latinos, we're all the same. 197 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,700 Okay. 198 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,300 Have you read the IQ studies? 199 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:46,000 Do you know what's going on in Chicago right now? 200 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:49,700 Bobby, don't worry. It's all good. 201 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:51,200 Who's Bobby? 202 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,600 Your gender-queer, uh, partner? 203 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,900 It's actually Bobby Bud Lee. 204 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,800 @BobbyBaseCamp. You don't know Bobby Bud Lee? 205 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,400 What's up, guys? I'm out here on my influencer bullshit. 206 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,000 I'm on the... I'm on the hover board. 207 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,400 Look at this place. It's crazy. 208 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,500 So you all know what happens when I get bored. 209 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:12,100 And... secured. You got got. 210 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,500 Just regarding, like, the party 211 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:14,800 that went down in my pad last night, 212 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,400 that girl who got thrown off the balcony 213 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,500 and hit her ankle on the pool, not my fault. 214 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,600 That dude who threw her off clearly wasn't strong enough. 215 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:24,100 What's up, BaseCamp? Today we are feeling grateful. 216 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,400 I'm in my home fucking theater right now, BaseCamp. 217 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,500 And that is all thanks to you guys. 218 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,700 Actually, can I borrow it? 219 00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:30,900 I actually really need to use it for something. 220 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,400 Yeah, dude, what's up? Fucker! 221 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,900 He give it back to me, dude. 222 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:36,400 Phone King! Hey, I'm zooming out of here. 223 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,900 Okay, well, he's huge, 224 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,500 and he's promoting my stream on his channel tonight. 225 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,900 But he might not do it if there's too much racist shit 226 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,400 - on here, so... - You mean authentic shit? 227 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:47,500 Yo, everyone, being racist is not cool. 228 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,000 Alright? It's toxic. 229 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,700 Like Bobby, he's authentic. 230 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,500 And he gets free hotel rooms and swag, 231 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,900 so take a page out of his book. 232 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:58,000 Thanks for the tip, snowflake. 233 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,600 Oh, Jesus Christ. A lot of fucking stop signs. 234 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:03,700 Hey, I don't see any cops around. 235 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:05,100 Should I blow this next one? 236 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,400 You're gonna run the stop sign? 237 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,600 Oh, shit! 238 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,000 Fucking A, dude. You're crazy. 239 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,600 Just trying to spice things up for my fans. 240 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,700 Right, right. Wow. 241 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:20,700 Remember, there's water back there if you need it. 242 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:23,400 Yeah, alright. I am a little parched. 243 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,000 Yeah, you know, for your big speech. 244 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:29,300 Yeah. You know, you're okay for a libtard. 245 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,400 Thanks. 246 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,200 You just need to wake up. 247 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,800 I'm really trying to get ready for my speech. 248 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,200 Do you mind? 249 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,900 Hey, are there a lot of members in your group? 250 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,600 Yeah. How far away are we? 251 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,300 Hey, you should let them know that you're not gonna make it. 252 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,100 What? 253 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:54,600 Does this water have, like, a taste to it? 254 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,100 Am I crazy? 255 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:59,100 What are you talking about? It's just pure water. 256 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,400 Just gonna want to make sure 257 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,100 that you remove all the air bubbles. 258 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,000 Not really. I just like to do that. 259 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,300 And then we're gonna inject this right on the label, 260 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:09,500 because that way the passenger will never notice. 261 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,000 Simple as that. 262 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,200 Take your glue gun. 263 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,600 It's been heating up for a second. 264 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,800 And all you got to do, just a little tap. 265 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,800 Airtight. 266 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,100 Well, watertight. 267 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,500 It's perfect. 268 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,000 Check this out. 269 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,100 I've already got a bunch done. 270 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:59,300 One down, lots more to go. 271 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:03,800 Okay, next we are picking up Andrea. 272 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:09,100 Yeah, okay, Bobby, sure. Yeah, that's fake news. 273 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:11,600 That's actually a pretty good point, though, guys. 274 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,800 No one should be able to tell 275 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,100 what you're doing is real at first. 276 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,800 Because you want to get as many done undetected 277 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,300 for maximum attention down the road. 278 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:22,300 #TheLesson. 279 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,800 Legacy. 280 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,500 Okay, here we go. 281 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:29,700 She should be right here. 282 00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:33,100 Is Andrea with her friends? 283 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,500 Oh, looks like Andrea is alone. 284 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,800 I like that, though, you know. 285 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,800 One-on-one, get to know the person. 286 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,800 Slice of life. 287 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:46,100 Oh, you know, guys, technically that's litter, 288 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:49,600 but I think she'll get away with this one. 289 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,600 Tell him to fuck off. 290 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,600 - It's open. - Yeah, maybe. 291 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,100 I'll see what she says. 292 00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,000 Hey, Andrea. 293 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,800 - Yeah. - Oh. 294 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,900 No, no, no, no. 295 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,700 We got some good nibbles. We did. Mm-hmm. 296 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,300 I'm going to Lincoln Heights. 297 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,900 Yeah, there was this one investment property 298 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:14,200 you would cream your jeans over. 299 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:17,200 Oh, I got these cameras set up. Hope that's okay. 300 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,600 No, I think the cactuses are creating the perfect vibe. 301 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,500 Yeah, it's like that cheesy L.A. thing that we talked about. 302 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,900 On to the next future yoga studio. 303 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,800 No. Obviously I would never actually say that to a client. 304 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:33,400 Michael, I'm so tired of you second-guessing me. 305 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,900 Well, I don't see you out here fucking doing this. 306 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:42,700 Yeah. Look, I am in my Spree. 307 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:45,400 I am going to be on the red-eye in a few hours. 308 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,100 Let's just figure this out when we see each other. 309 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,500 Yeah, okay. 310 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,000 Yeah. 311 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,100 - What's up, beat master? - I can't... I cannot ta... 312 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:16,200 - I can't talk right now. Bye. - Wait, wait, wait. 313 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,100 Stop. 314 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,900 - Don't hang up on me, dick. - I cannot talk right now. 315 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,300 - I can't talk right now. - I need a ride! 316 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,600 Bye. Bye. 317 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,900 Okay, guys, okay. 318 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,200 Just like the last guy, 319 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,600 we're gonna want to get in their phone, 320 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,000 but it's not always... 321 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,400 Looks like this is a newer phone, 322 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,900 so you can't always use the thumb. 323 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:52,200 Sometimes you have to use their face. 324 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,100 Usually takes a couple tries. 325 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,100 Yes, got it. 326 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:04,600 First open your Spree app. 327 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,200 Perfect. Rate your driver. 328 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,100 Five stars, I think. 329 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,600 And here it just asks you for a tip. 330 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,300 Usually I do something kind of in the middle. 331 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,900 So I'll leave $2. Submit. 332 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:20,400 Next to tie up loose ends. 333 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,800 Michael says, "Sorry. Can't wait to see you later." 334 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,600 What shall we tell Michael? 335 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,800 Uh... 336 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,900 "Fuck off. 337 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:32,000 Canceling my red-eye. 338 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:38,700 No one even reposts your stuff anymore." 339 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,400 Send. Perfect. 340 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,800 Alright, you guys, 341 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,300 you're not gonna have to worry about things like this 342 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:44,800 when it comes to the final stretch. 343 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,300 But for now, it really helps to fend off suspicion. 344 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,600 Hey, man, you like this music? 345 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,200 It works. 346 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,900 Slaps, man. 347 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,000 I made this beat. 348 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,500 This is my soundtrack. 349 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:36,200 Why does rush hour start at 2:00 p.m. in this fucking city? 350 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,500 You know, it just depends. Where we are... 351 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,300 Stop. I don't want your opinion. 352 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,100 - Well, you just ask... you... - Stop. 353 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:46,400 I'm just fucking saying. I got to be somewhere ASAP. 354 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:50,100 Okay, so, like, fix it or shut the fuck up. 355 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:06,600 Where... Where the fuck are you going, dude? 356 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,000 Wait, you just... You passed our exit. 357 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,500 We're going to pick up another passenger. 358 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,500 Dude, this is already taking forever. 359 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,500 Are you serious? 360 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,800 Well, I'm sorry. 361 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,100 You requested SpreeSocial. 362 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:20,500 I have a female waiting for me, you incel. 363 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:24,300 Well, there is a female waiting for me to pick her up. 364 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,100 And her name is Jessie. 365 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,800 Okay? This is SpreeSocial. 366 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,600 This is what you signed up for. 367 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,100 You gonna drive around 368 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,500 this fucking parking lot for five minutes? 369 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,600 Where is she? 370 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,000 Got her. 371 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,400 Oh, shit. Okay. Here we fucking go. 372 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,800 Jessie. Jessie. 373 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,900 Hey, Jessie. 374 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,100 - Yeah? - I'm your Spree driver, Kurt. 375 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,000 - Yo, what up, girl? - No, thanks. 376 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,300 What? 377 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,900 Fuck. Dude, don't be such a bitch. 378 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,700 Get her in here. 379 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:53,000 Go. She's getting away. 380 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,200 - Go, go, go. - Okay. 381 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,400 Careful, careful, careful. 382 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,400 Jessie, Jessie. 383 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,900 Hey. Hey, listen 384 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,800 - I'm a five-star-rated driver. - I already canceled. 385 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,600 Listen, I can see where you're going on the map, 386 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,200 and it's just right around the bend. 387 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,000 Just get in the car. This ride could be on me. 388 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,800 But I canceled, so is that gonna, like... 389 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,200 Oh, that's okay. I don't mind. 390 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,100 I don't do this just for money. 391 00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,500 Uh, okay. 392 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,500 Yeah. It's okay. Get in. 393 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,800 Hey. 394 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:25,900 Knocked my camera off. 395 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,500 Hope you guys like music. 396 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,200 Oh, my God. 397 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,600 - Oh. - You a fan of music? 398 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,700 What body part did you just hit? 399 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,700 - What? - What... What... 400 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:47,100 Dude, can you turn off the shitty music? 401 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,600 Fully, fully off. 402 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,400 Oh, yeah, totally. 403 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,300 But you were just telling me how much you like it, though. 404 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,400 Yeah, no, I wasn't. Um... 405 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,100 So, Jessie, I already told him this, 406 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:02,700 but I got these cameras in here set up for everyone's safety. 407 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,100 Full disclosure, FYI, 408 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,600 I'm totally and completely transparent. 409 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,500 Yeah, watch out for him. He's a fucking psycho. 410 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,400 But like I was saying, my name is Mario, 411 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:16,000 and, uh, you must be Jessie. 412 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,900 He has ears. 413 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:20,100 And eyes. And... And three legs. 414 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:23,000 Wouldn't be surprised if you had rabies, too. 415 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,200 Wait, hold up, hold up. I know you. 416 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,900 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 417 00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:30,000 Hey, "Mar-io" or "Mare-io" or whatever your name is, 418 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,100 just grab a water and chill out. 419 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,800 Shut the fuck up. Yo, she's a comedian. 420 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,300 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 421 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:38,400 No, you do the, uh, "Hey, everybody look at me." 422 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,100 It's, "All eyes on me." 423 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,600 I fucking knew it. 424 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,600 Yeah, yeah, you're like, "All eyes on me. 425 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:47,300 "All eyes on me. I said all eyes on"... 426 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,700 - I fucking knew it. - Wait, wait, wait. 427 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,200 Hold on. You're famous? 428 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,600 No, I'm not famous. 429 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,300 If I was, I wouldn't be taking SpreeSocial. 430 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:54,700 No, dude, she's got a mega following. 431 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,400 - She's legit, man. - Wait, wait a second. 432 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,300 - You have a huge following? - Yeah, dude. 433 00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:00,500 That's amazing. How did you grow your audience? 434 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:04,000 Um... I'm, like, funny. 435 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,900 Oh, my gosh. Yeah. 436 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:07,500 I mean, having a big following... 437 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:11,300 I can... I mean, yeah, all those notifications coming in. 438 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,500 I mean, I get it. I do, too. 439 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,800 So, Jessie, it's super nice to meet you. 440 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,200 Follow for follow, and if you post anything on my Spree, 441 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,400 just make sure to tag me. 442 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,100 I'm KurtsWorld96. 443 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,600 Sir, are you a Twitter bot, 444 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,200 or is there a real live human boy in there? 445 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,700 Do not touch me. 446 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,400 I'm as real as you. I don't... 447 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,800 Yo, yo, I got to say, you were... 448 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,900 You were one of the better sets that night. 449 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,800 - Just very pro, I thought. - Wow, thank you. 450 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,500 - Thank you so much. Don't... Don't be... 451 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,200 Glad you think I'm pro, 452 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,100 even though I was doing a professional gig. 453 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,300 Okay. Yo, yo, what up? 454 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,900 It's your boy Mario, and we out here. 455 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,600 Guess who. 456 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,200 Hot chick comedian Jessie Adams in the house. 457 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,200 Stop! Do not point that phone in my face. 458 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,400 - What is wrong with you? - Yeah, point it at me, 459 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,900 your driver, Kurt's World. 460 00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,200 - Kurt's World. Follow me. - You shut the fuck up. 461 00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,800 - KurtsWorld96. - You come on. 462 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,200 Give me a little smile. 463 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,000 Oh, my God, are all the tanning oils getting to your head? 464 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,400 I thought all you frat boys didn't like black people? 465 00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:08,800 What the... Why would you say that? 466 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,900 That's not fucking true. Now I can't even post this. 467 00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:12,300 Oh, no. 468 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,300 Squirt's World, just let me out here. 469 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:15,800 No, come on, let me just do this one more time, please. 470 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,900 What? Are you serious? You are pissing me off. 471 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,200 Honestly, man, I'm about ready to drop you off 472 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,600 on the side of the road, okay? 473 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,200 You're pissing off Jessie Adams. 474 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,300 Just grab a water and get ready to call another Spree. 475 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,000 On the side of the fucking highway? 476 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,200 Are you nuts? 477 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,700 No, no, I'm not. And you know what? 478 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:34,300 You just got yourself a one-star rating, bitch. 479 00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:37,300 And you, you should really use that beautiful smile 480 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:38,600 a little bit more often. 481 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,100 - Oh, wow. Okay, alright. - Yeah. 482 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,600 Hey, guys, I'm stuck in a SpreeSocial 483 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,000 with this defective clown. 484 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,600 He's been nagging me and asking me to smile. 485 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:50,700 If you see him on the street, just cross to the other side. 486 00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:53,100 Or just push him in traffic. That'd be better for everybody. 487 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,100 - He goes by the name of Mario. - Hey, everyone, what's going on? 488 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,500 KurtsWorld96 here. 489 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,000 Follow me for "The Lesson." Link's in the bio. 490 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,500 - And I always follow back. - Oh, my God. 491 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,100 Why do I keep doing this to myself? 492 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:04,700 I'm in a fucking SpreeSocial to save 3 bucks? 493 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,900 For this headache? This ever happen to you guys? 494 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,900 I'm just saying that you becoming Insta famous 495 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:14,700 has really gone to your head, 'cause you're a total bitch. 496 00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,000 Oh. 497 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,500 - Out. - Me? 498 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:20,100 She's the one being all fucking mean and shit. 499 00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:21,700 No, fuck this. I'm getting out. 500 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:23,100 No, no, no, wait. Are you sure? 501 00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:24,500 Fuck you. 502 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,800 And you just, like, reel it in a little bit. 503 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,600 No one says "Follow for follow" out loud. 504 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,400 Wait, no, you... You can't take that. 505 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,300 - Why? 'Cause the ride was free? - No, you just... 506 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:34,200 - You cannot take that. - Seriously? 507 00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:38,400 Hey, maybe don't be such a bitch next time. 508 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,500 Oh, how's this for being a bitch? 509 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,700 Just drive, faggot. 510 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,400 You know what? 511 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:59,400 The only way to fix this is with some pussy. 512 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,800 Yo, where the fuck are we going right now? 513 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,000 It's a shortcut. 514 00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:11,200 This is not a fucking shortcut. Are you serious? 515 00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:12,700 Yeah, it is a shortcut. 516 00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:14,500 I know this park like the back of my hand. 517 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:15,700 Got to be kidding me. 518 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:17,600 Cross to the other side. 519 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,100 Or just push him in traffic. That'd be better for everybody. 520 00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:21,300 He goes by the name of Mario. 521 00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:23,100 Oh, fuck, I... 522 00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:24,600 I don't feel so good. 523 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,200 You don't... You don't... Do you need me to pull over? 524 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,200 Oh, yo, she's got like 200K followers. 525 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,300 I'm getting all this hate already. 526 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,700 Don't vomit in my car. 527 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,400 Oh, God! Fuck. 528 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,700 This fucking... Got to be kidding me. 529 00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,400 What the fuck, man? Keep going. 530 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,000 No, if you're gonna barf, get out of my car. 531 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,400 I have some dumb bitch waiting for me. 532 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,500 And I need to go fuck her right fucking now! 533 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:52,400 I need to keep my car clean! 534 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:55,700 So if you're gonna hurl, get outside and do it. Go. 535 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,900 Alright, you know what? I got to take a piss anyway. 536 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,800 That's the only reason I'm doing this right now. 537 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,400 You fucking beta. 538 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,400 Zero stars for you. 539 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,300 ♪ Ooh, I'm a gummy bear ♪ 540 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,100 ♪ Yes, I'm a gummy bear ♪ 541 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:16,900 ♪ Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear ♪ 542 00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:20,400 ♪ I'm a jelly bear 'cause I'm a gummy bear ♪ 543 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:24,300 ♪ Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' gummy bear ♪ 544 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:28,900 ♪ I'm a gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy bear ♪ 545 00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:32,600 ♪ Gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy bear ♪ 546 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,800 Wow, are you guys seeing this? 547 00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:45,400 Fun. 548 00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,600 ♪ Oh, I'm a gummy bear ♪ 549 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,300 ♪ Yes, I'm a gummy bear ♪ 550 00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:54,200 ♪ Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear ♪ 551 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:58,200 ♪ I'm a jelly bear 'cause I'm a gummy bear ♪ 552 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:02,100 ♪ Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' gummy bear ♪ 553 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,400 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 554 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,400 Okay, look, I know this face mask looks this way 555 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,800 because it's a charcoal mask. 556 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,100 I know that. 557 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:12,300 But doesn't it feel like maybe, just maybe, 558 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,000 this was created so people could try out blackface 559 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,900 for 10 to 15 minutes at a time? 560 00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:19,700 Look at this white lady. Look at how happy she is. 561 00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:23,200 She knows she's getting away with something. 562 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,000 I'm just saying. 563 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,400 Shit. 564 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,400 - Wait. - ♪ Gummy bear ♪ 565 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,100 ♪ Oh, I'm a gummy bear ♪ 566 00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:31,400 Let there be light. 567 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,400 You think I would let "The Lesson" 568 00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:35,000 continue in the dark? 569 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,900 Check that. 570 00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:38,300 Perfect. 571 00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:39,900 She's got good content. 572 00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:42,500 She needs me. 573 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,800 Like, if a woman's not smiling all the time 574 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,400 or looking happy all the time, she looks like a bitch? 575 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,900 No, bitch, that was me. 576 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,500 Damn, girl, your carpet looking ratchet. 577 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,000 Bew-bew-bew! 578 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000 I been scammed, bruh. 579 00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:04,000 I looked at my phone. I looked back up. 580 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 His dick was out. 581 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,400 Learned my lesson. 582 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,200 I don't tell anyone the time anymore. 583 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,000 That's my active bitch face. 584 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,400 What time is it? 585 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,500 Time for you to go fuck yourself. 586 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,500 That's what time it is. 587 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:17,300 Alright, thank you very much. 588 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:19,000 Hmm. 589 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,400 Doing a show tonight. 590 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,800 Joke Bros. 591 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,400 Big presence. Joke Bros are huge. 592 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,800 Too bad I can't go. 593 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,000 It's funny how the stars will align like that. 594 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,700 Me and Jessie, two big things... 595 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:34,700 Two big things happening on the... on the same night. 596 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,800 It's universal coincidence. 597 00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:49,800 Never miss an opportunity for branding. 598 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:53,700 Are you with me on this, Bobby? 599 00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:56,100 I mean, I knew this was going to work. 600 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,600 I knew it. 601 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,300 Uh, what does that mean? 602 00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:03,400 Dude, I'm literally, like, the only one watching. 603 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,600 Yeah, Bobby, that's because everybody knows 604 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,000 we're taking a break right now. 605 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,900 I'm tipping off my tank. 606 00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:12,300 And they were... It was double digits before. 607 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:23,300 Less than 10 equals single digits. 608 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,900 How is this even possible? 609 00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:31,200 I'm literally out here giving everything I've got. 610 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:35,300 I'm picking people up and dropping them off. 611 00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:36,800 Dropping them off. 612 00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:45,200 No one wants to watch a white guy drive around and whatever. 613 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,400 Whatever? 614 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,600 I... 615 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:53,900 Dude, I'm literally out here, like, live... 616 00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:57,600 killing people. 617 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,900 No, Bobby, it's not stale content. 618 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,900 It's authentic. Alright, it's... 619 00:30:05,900 --> 00:30:09,600 It's like, um, homeless hero, y-you know? 620 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,400 Watch it again LOL. 621 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,300 Now, you guys know I usually prank the homeless. 622 00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:23,500 Homeless prank 17. 623 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,500 Here we go, guys. Check this out. 624 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,600 It's not even real money, bro. 625 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,600 But today we're doing something different. 626 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,900 Your boy had a little change of heart, 627 00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:35,200 and I'm really glad that I did. 628 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,900 I wanted to know what an authentic homeless guy would do 629 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,100 if he found a real $100 bill on the street. 630 00:30:40,100 --> 00:30:43,100 So I set it up and secretly followed him around. 631 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,600 Let's go. 632 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,300 Liquor store. Pathetic. 633 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,600 How many 40s can $100 get you? 634 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,800 Now let's see where he's headed with his big score. 635 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,900 Oh, wait. What's going on? 636 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,900 Oh, my God, it looks like he just gave them food 637 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:08,700 and, like, supplies for them to eat. 638 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:13,000 Wow. Looks like this guy really is a homeless hero. 639 00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:15,000 This guy went out and made a huge difference 640 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,200 for his community, and you can, too. 641 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,700 Drop a like and smash that "subscribe" button. 642 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,600 It makes a huge difference. 643 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,300 Okay, okay, okay, Bobby. Fine. 644 00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:41,100 You're right. I promise to spice things up. 645 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,400 But what about your promise to me, Bobby, huh? 646 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,000 What about your promise? 647 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:52,000 You promised that you would share "The Lesson" tonight. 648 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,300 I don't see... I haven't seen anything from you. 649 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,500 Not anything. 650 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,900 It's not fucking evil. It's awesome content. 651 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:15,400 Add some WTF moments or GTFO. 652 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,800 Okay. 653 00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:21,500 What the fuck? 654 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,800 Stop! Stop! 655 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,200 - Fuck you! - What the fuck? 656 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,800 I got it, I got it, I got it! 657 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,800 I got it! I've got it! 658 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,900 - I've got it. - What the fuck are you doing? 659 00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:37,500 Oh, my God, okay. So boring. 660 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,400 Oh, my gosh. Check this out. Ohh. 661 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:43,300 No one cares about your fucking stupid lights, dude. 662 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,300 You almost just killed us. 663 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:46,000 No, I didn't. 664 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,300 Come on, you guys, this is what we said we wanted. 665 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,300 - An adventure. - No, London. 666 00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:52,500 Things that we can put on the Gram, that's it. 667 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,100 You know what? Whatever. 668 00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:56,500 Next time why don't you guys just buy a fucking Groupon 669 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,700 and count me out, you pussies. 670 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:02,500 She's mad. 671 00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:06,500 Is this okay? 672 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,500 Yeah, yeah, sure. 673 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,700 Don't listen to them, because I think you're a badass. 674 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,000 Your lips are so pretty. 675 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,900 - Thanks, babe. - I need pretty lips. 676 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,700 Hold on. What the fuck is that? 677 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,000 - Oh, what's this, Mr. Fix-it? - No, no! 678 00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:26,200 No! No. No. 679 00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:29,700 - Don't touch his drill. - Don't touch his drill. 680 00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:31,300 - It's cute, though. - You know what? 681 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:34,000 I think... I actually think I know what you guys want. 682 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,100 Get people to think you're having, like, a big adventure, 683 00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:38,400 like, a total WTF moment, am I right? 684 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,500 Yeah. 685 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:42,200 Well, honestly, I know this... 686 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,400 I know this spot that not a lot of people know. 687 00:33:44,300 --> 00:33:46,200 And it's a really incredible view, 688 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,900 and it'll be empty right now. 689 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,700 - What if we go hit it up? - Yeah, that sounds cool. 690 00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,200 Yeah? What do you guys think about that? 691 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,200 Would you guys want to go? 692 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,500 Fucking incredible spot. 693 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,600 Fuck it, sure. 694 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,100 - Let's fest. - Yeah. 695 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,300 Alright, guys, get your phones out, get up there. 696 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:23,700 - Go for it. - Up there? 697 00:34:23,700 --> 00:34:26,700 Are you being serious? Put our heads up there? 698 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,000 Live a little. 699 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,400 Okay, let's do it. 700 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,900 Feel like prom. 701 00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:34,600 - Oh, we're prom queens. - Get up there, guys. 702 00:34:34,700 --> 00:34:37,000 We're both prom queens. Okay, stop yelling at us. 703 00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:41,400 Hey, guys, it's so random. 704 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,000 I want to take a picture 705 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,800 looking, like, this super pretty, 706 00:34:44,700 --> 00:34:46,500 - against, like, the ugly stuff. - Yes. 707 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,300 Hey, you guys, make sure to take some selfies, 708 00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:51,400 and if you do, tag it #TheLesson, one word. 709 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,200 Bless... #blessings. 710 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,300 - No, #TheLesson. - No, #TheLesson, one word. 711 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,100 - #TheLesson. - #TheLesson. 712 00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:59,800 - #TheLesson. - Oh, my God, Kurt. 713 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,700 This place is so funky. 714 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,600 But so beautiful. 715 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,900 Thanks, yeah. 716 00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:07,100 Yeah, my mom's dad used to own this place. 717 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,900 - So I practically grew up here. - Really? 718 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,400 Oh, my God, there's for sure a dead body here. 719 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,100 It smells like there's, like, several dead bodies here. 720 00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:19,400 My mom actually found this here. She gave it to me. 721 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:22,600 That's so sweet. 722 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,600 She must really love you. 723 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,900 Yeah, she ditched my dad right after that. 724 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,500 She used to be a major star fucker. 725 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:31,000 Hmm. That sucks, I guess. 726 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,300 No, it's okay. My dad's a fucking loser anyway. 727 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,000 I kind of feel like I'm having déjà vu. 728 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,900 Did you know that means 729 00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:39,400 you're exactly where you're supposed to be? 730 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:44,000 It's 'cause I am exactly where I'm supposed to be. 731 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:45,100 Fuck. 732 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,200 Oh, my God, oh, my God. Kurt! Guys! 733 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,100 - Aah, London, what the fuck? - Are you okay? 734 00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:05,100 Oh, my God, bitch, this is amazing! 735 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,800 Driver, you're getting five stars. 736 00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:11,000 Hey, roll your window down and get your phone out. 737 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000 You're not gonna want to miss this. 738 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,500 Whoo! 739 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:20,100 Wait, stop, stop. 740 00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:22,000 Fuck, fuck. Ow! 741 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000 Aah! 742 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:30,700 Oh, my God, Kurt, be careful. 743 00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:32,300 Oh, sorry. I'm just trying to give you guys 744 00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:33,900 cool shit you can post. 745 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:36,500 Oh, my God, look how many likes I'm getting. 746 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:38,600 Oh, show me. 747 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,100 Aah! Ah! 748 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:42,700 Oh, my God! Roll the window up! 749 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,900 Roll the window up. 750 00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:46,600 Roll up the window. 751 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,800 What's up, dude? 752 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,600 Yo, yo, did you just fucking see that? 753 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,000 See what? 754 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,600 I just got, like, the most epic fucking kill ever. 755 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,600 It was a triple KO. Bobby. 756 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,100 Well, if a tree falls in the forest 757 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,000 and there's no one there to see it, 758 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,300 like, does it even actually fall, dude? No. 759 00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:29,000 What the fuck is wrong with everybody? 760 00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:30,300 This should be going viral by now. 761 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:31,400 I just got seven. 762 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,700 Bobby I got seven rideshare kills. 763 00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:34,600 Why... Why isn't this trending? 764 00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:36,600 'Cause you're not fucking good at this. 765 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,300 Wake up. Okay, some people are born with influencer vibes. 766 00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,700 And some people are not. 767 00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:43,200 Okay, like that comedian girl 768 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,300 who was in the back of your Spree, Jessie Adams, 769 00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:46,600 I checked out her shit, 770 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,600 and she's got great energy and an authentic brand. 771 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:51,000 Why don't you take a look at her story 772 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,100 and see how it's done, retard? 773 00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:56,300 No 'roids here. 774 00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:09,200 Oh, my gosh, it's a puppy parade. 775 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,000 - Can I pet them? - Yeah. 776 00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:13,500 Oh, my goodness. This is how I want to die. 777 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,800 Yes, yes, hi. 778 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,600 Can I have one of these, maybe two of these? 779 00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:22,000 Oh, my God. 780 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,100 The love of my life. 781 00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:26,300 He's been nagging me and asking me to smile. 782 00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:29,700 If you see him on the street, just cross to the other side. 783 00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:32,100 Or just push him in traffic. That'd be better for everybody. 784 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,900 - He goes by the name of Mario. - Hey, everyone, what's going on? 785 00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:35,300 KurtsWorld96 here. 786 00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:37,000 Follow me for "The Lesson." Link's in the bio. 787 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,300 - And I always follow back. - Oh, my God. 788 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:42,700 It's in the past. It's not gonna ruin my day. 789 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,700 Silver linings playbook... 790 00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:47,000 Got to get your steps in wherever you can. 791 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,900 Everything happens for a reason. 792 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,700 Okay, so you know how I was saying 793 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:55,100 tonight is gonna be a very special night? 794 00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:57,900 Well, the Joke Bros are coming to my show, 795 00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:59,100 and they're live-streaming my set 796 00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:00,900 for their midnight madness thing. 797 00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:03,600 Like a million people are gonna be watching this tonight. 798 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,400 She doesn't even film her stories vertically. 799 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,800 For one of my toughest critics. 800 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,900 Do all of her fans have neck problems? 801 00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:11,900 - You ready? - She's going live. 802 00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:15,800 And this is vertical? 803 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,000 That's totally inconsistent, 804 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,700 and consistency's the first ground rule. 805 00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:26,300 Do you have any brand identity at all? 806 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,400 Makes me upset when you're not being uniform. 807 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,000 You fell asleep during my jokes. 808 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,400 Was you telling jokes? 809 00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:36,000 I don't think I would have closed my eyes 810 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,500 if I had heard jokes. 811 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,400 Jessie Adams, if you're listening, you disappoint me. 812 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,800 If you think it's so easy, then you say something funny. 813 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,300 Something funny. 814 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:48,300 Okay, now you all see where I get it from. 815 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,000 It's one of the oldest tricks in the book. 816 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,900 - But it still works. - But it still works. 817 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,400 Oh, my God, like a broken record. 818 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,300 This is not very relatable to me. 819 00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:58,500 - 'Cause my grandma's dead. - Uh-oh, Grandma. 820 00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,100 My fans think you're a snack. 821 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:03,100 How would... How... How would everyone relate to this? 822 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,900 She's gonna get a million views tonight. 823 00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:08,900 And I'm gonna get nothing? 824 00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:11,700 - The dog filter. - No. 825 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,900 I'm not letting that happen. 826 00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:16,900 I wish I could hang out all night 827 00:40:16,900 --> 00:40:19,700 with this strong, beautiful queen. 828 00:40:19,700 --> 00:40:21,400 But instead I have to go hang out 829 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,200 with you bozos coming to my show. 830 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,700 You promised me an audience, Bobby. 831 00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:28,100 Don't be using me as no ticket bait, either. 832 00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:30,400 - Damn, Gram. - That should be my audience. 833 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,000 And if I can't have it, why can she have it? 834 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,600 When you get to be my age 835 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:37,100 and you just a few feet away from the grim reaper, 836 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,400 - you don't have no choice. - Should be my audience. 837 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,900 Please don't talk about the grim reaper. 838 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:41,200 You're gonna live forever. Okay? 839 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,900 I don't know what I would do without you. 840 00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:45,200 Things have to be fair. 841 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,800 Okay, now is the moment you've all been waiting for. 842 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,500 Things have to be fair, Jessie. 843 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,700 Don't go anywhere. 844 00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:52,900 It's my house. 845 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:55,300 Why would I go anywhere? 846 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,200 Yeah, that's a good point. 847 00:40:57,300 --> 00:41:00,300 Oh, that's so sweet, Jonesy. That means a lot to me. 848 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,800 Yeah, let me know what you guys think of the set tonight. 849 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,400 It's gonna be a weird one. 850 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,700 That phone's making you act foolish. 851 00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:08,900 Thanks for ironing, Grandma. 852 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:11,400 Hope you're watching this, Bobby. 853 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,500 What do you think of these pants? 854 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,500 Too Ronald McDonald? 855 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,000 Honk, honk. 856 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,500 Not trying to be a clown tonight. 857 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,600 Maybe this. 858 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:25,500 I like this. Maybe some "Kill Bill" yellow. 859 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:28,200 Like a little bumblebee. 860 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,700 Who the fuck is that? 861 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:37,200 Grandma. 862 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,500 Grandma, are you expecting somebody? 863 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,700 I told you the reaper was close. 864 00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:45,100 Oh, my God. 865 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:46,800 Who would come here at this hour? 866 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,800 I thought I was your only friend. 867 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:54,400 - Your chariot awaits. - What are you doing here? 868 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,800 I told you I'd meet you at the show. 869 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,000 Yeah, no, I saw your story. 870 00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:58,400 I figured you could use some help. 871 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,000 Like, I think we should talk. 872 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,100 Are you streaming me in your fucking shit right now? 873 00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:03,500 Sorry. It's important. 874 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,700 I knew I shouldn't have told you where I moved. 875 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:07,200 Dude, you need to go, okay? 876 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,200 I don't want to be part of your dumb evil shit, alright? 877 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,500 No, you are part of it, okay? 878 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,000 'Cause we're... we're... We're collaborators. 879 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,800 - We're big-time collaborators. - No, no. 880 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,100 For the record, we're definitely not. 881 00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:17,300 - Alright, later, Kurt. - No, no. 882 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,400 No. 883 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,400 Alright, you asked for this, man. 884 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,100 What is up, BaseCamp? It's that time again. 885 00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:28,700 Bobby Court, where I am the judge, jury, and executioner. 886 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,500 Today I actually wanted to set the record straight on something 887 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:33,400 that's been bugging me for a minute, y'all. 888 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,100 See this motherfucker right here? 889 00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:36,300 This guy's name is Kurt. 890 00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:38,200 And just because he used to babysit me 891 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:40,100 when I was, like, fucking 2, he thinks I owe him something. 892 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,800 I don't owe you shit dude, okay? 893 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,600 Now Kurt's up to some super, super-evil shit, 894 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,000 and he's trying to pin it on me. 895 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,400 You see, guys, the thing about Kurt is, 896 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,400 he really wants attention, and he needs it, too. 897 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:53,500 Fucking medical attention, dude. You legally insane. 898 00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:55,100 That's my verdict. 899 00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:56,400 Dude, should I call you an ambulance right now? 900 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,900 Maybe they can take you out of here. 901 00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,500 No. Honestly, Bobby, I just wanted to... 902 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:03,500 I wanted to... I wanted to tell you that I had figured it out, 903 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,100 something so important. 904 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:09,100 Well, tell BaseCamp something super important 905 00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:11,900 and then get out my fucking face before I report your account. 906 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,500 And quit fucking filming me, dude. 907 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,200 I don't want to be on your fucking stream. 908 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,300 You fuck... You asked for it. 909 00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:19,700 You... Okay. 910 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:23,300 I fucking... I figured out the last two steps of "The Lesson." 911 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,000 Step one... hijack Jessie Adams' comedy show. 912 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,300 It's a shortcut to a huge audience. 913 00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:29,800 A lot of people are gonna be there. 914 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,300 She's huge. She has a huge following. 915 00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:33,700 Yeah, it's a really good idea for you, 916 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:37,400 being someone with no sense of humor and no social skills. 917 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,800 The face of an inbred dog. What's step two, retard? 918 00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:42,700 Become the fucking president? 919 00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:44,200 What are you gonna do? 920 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,100 What the fuck, dude? 921 00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:53,800 This shit isn't supposed to be real. 922 00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:02,300 Bobby. 923 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,800 - Wait. - Get the fuck off me. 924 00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:19,200 What the fuck? I'll kill you, motherfucker! 925 00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:42,600 U got got. 926 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,700 Oh, my God, Miles, stop trying to be Vin Diesel. 927 00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:50,900 You sound like a fucking hyena. 928 00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:52,600 "Thanks for the ride, Miles." 929 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,200 I didn't ask for the ride, Miles. 930 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,800 You were stalking my grandma's house for some reason. 931 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,000 Fucking freak. 932 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,100 Yeah, well, I just didn't want you 933 00:45:00,100 --> 00:45:01,400 to be late for Joke Bros, okay? 934 00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:03,100 You don't have to worry about me. 935 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,200 - You're not my manager. - I know I'm not your manager, 936 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:11,600 but someone needs to manage you, and I guess I nominate myself. 937 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,900 Okay, it's not a nomination process. 938 00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:16,200 I'm just... What I'm saying is, like, 939 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,300 Jessie, you could be, like, the next Chris Rock. 940 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:20,900 You know what I mean? You got that, like, classic 941 00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:23,500 black-comic thing written all over you. 942 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,500 - Chris Rock? - Yes. "All eyes on me." 943 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,900 I'm telling you, next Chris Rock, for real. 944 00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:30,400 More like Chris Pebble. 945 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,200 See, that's what I'm saying. 946 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,500 That wasn't even funny. 947 00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:35,800 You're quick. 948 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,100 Jessie, like, you know I know 949 00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:40,400 the Comedy Central scouts, right? 950 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,200 I can help you. 951 00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:44,100 I wa... I want to help you. 952 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:47,700 I'm just... I'm just saying, you're in the right place. 953 00:45:47,700 --> 00:45:50,700 It's happening, Jessie. So, like, now's the time. 954 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,900 I'm saying, like pull the trigger. 955 00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:55,400 Miles, shut the fuck up. 956 00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,300 - What? - You talk too much. 957 00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:59,400 That's... That's what they pay me to do. 958 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,700 You know they do not pay you. 959 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,700 Yeah. 960 00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:06,900 They be paying me. 961 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,400 Alright, alright. 962 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:23,600 You guys. 963 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:26,100 Holy shit, holy shit. 964 00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:28,200 Triple digits, you guys. 965 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,700 It's happening, you guys. 966 00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:32,300 You're following me, you guys. 967 00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:34,900 Yes, yes, you're watching me. 968 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,800 Here I am. Hello. 969 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,400 Oh, see, that wasn't that hard. 970 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,400 And honestly, guys, thank you. 971 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,700 Thank you so much for watching, 972 00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,100 all you guys who have been with me this entire time. 973 00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:50,100 And guess what. You will not believe this. 974 00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:53,200 I just bought tickets... Up-my-ass prices... 975 00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,600 To the Jessie Adams comedy show tonight. 976 00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:59,900 So stay tuned. You guys are not gonna want to close out. 977 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,300 Just keep it open all night. 978 00:47:01,300 --> 00:47:04,200 I promise you guys will not regret it, okay? 979 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,400 Hey, I'm feeling pretty jacked right now. 980 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,900 You guys want to, I don't know, 981 00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:10,600 check out my... Check out my boner? 982 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,400 I'm just kidding. 983 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,100 You guys will have to stick around till the end 984 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,700 for that piece. 985 00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:23,300 Hey, and also for all you BaseCampers out there, 986 00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:26,200 if you guys are confused, that's totally chill. 987 00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:30,300 Welcome to Kurt's World. This is "The Lesson." 988 00:47:31,700 --> 00:47:33,600 Sick. 989 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:38,200 Oh, oh, my God, guys. 990 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,900 Bobby's swag cam. 991 00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:45,900 Do not tell me. He... 992 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,500 Oh. 993 00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:49,600 Oh, hell, yeah. 994 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,600 Alright, BaseCampers, all you guys out there, 995 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,300 I know you must be kind of confused and stuff. 996 00:47:54,300 --> 00:47:55,900 But do not worry. Spread the word. 997 00:47:55,900 --> 00:48:01,700 Because this... this right here, this is an official takeover. 998 00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:04,000 Alright, you guys, I'm redirecting the feed 999 00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:06,100 to my channel. 1000 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,200 Oh, guys, what's up? 1001 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,000 Hey, guys, hey, guys. 1002 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,600 Honestly, guys, the thing that I always wondered about is, 1003 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,500 like, if all these swags are free for Bobby, 1004 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:19,100 then, like, how do they know his size? 1005 00:48:19,100 --> 00:48:20,700 Is it just me, or is it, like... 1006 00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:22,600 It must be just pure guessing game. 1007 00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:27,300 Fucking dad's texting me. 1008 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,700 Fuck. 1009 00:48:29,700 --> 00:48:31,800 Anyways, tonight's gonna be crazy with, like, the gun 1010 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,500 and killing Jessie Adams, and I might even wear this... 1011 00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:37,200 Fuck. 1012 00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:40,300 Dad is texting me again. 1013 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:47,000 Okay, this deadbeat is trying to fuck up "The Lesson." 1014 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,700 Jessie Adams' show is in like two hours, 1015 00:48:48,700 --> 00:48:50,300 and this douche is texting me 1016 00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:52,400 and he wants me to go to this deejay show with him. 1017 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,000 Pbht! 1018 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,300 DJ... DJ uNo. 1019 00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:04,400 Wait, you guys know who this is? 1020 00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,900 What, you guys like DJ uNo? 1021 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,400 Yeah dude. You stupid? 1022 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,900 Take us to uNo right fuckin now. 1023 00:49:15,900 --> 00:49:17,100 It's open. 1024 00:49:17,100 --> 00:49:18,900 It was open. 1025 00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:20,400 Wasn't open. 1026 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:22,600 Fucking late. 1027 00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:25,300 Hello, dude. 1028 00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:27,700 Get in the car. I'm in a hurry. 1029 00:49:27,700 --> 00:49:29,200 Plastic? Really? 1030 00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:30,500 Get in the car. 1031 00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:32,100 Such a rookie move. 1032 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:36,600 Thanks for the ride. 1033 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,300 You're really coming through in the clutch. 1034 00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:42,200 Whoa, you're not gonna let your dad 1035 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,900 get his fucking seat belt on, bro? 1036 00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:46,200 Sorry, we don't have time, and I'm charging you. 1037 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,300 Go on your Spree app and request a ride. 1038 00:49:48,300 --> 00:49:50,900 - What? - Do you think this is for free? 1039 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,000 Seriously? 1040 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,300 Can you imagine me charging you 1041 00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:56,700 for every meal I fucking gave you? 1042 00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,800 I wonder what that would account to. 1043 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,200 One cheeseburger? 1044 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,800 Because Mom pretty much took care of everything. 1045 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,600 Ohhh. 1046 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:08,000 So you want to get into details about me and your mother? 1047 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,800 Because I got fucking details 1048 00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:13,600 we can get into about me and your mother. 1049 00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:19,700 I like the fucking cameras and the lights. 1050 00:50:20,700 --> 00:50:22,100 Action. 1051 00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,400 Do they change color? 1052 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,300 No. 1053 00:50:26,300 --> 00:50:27,800 Well, they should. 1054 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,100 Red light. 1055 00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:31,100 What the fuck? 1056 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,600 What the fuck is that? 1057 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:35,300 Dumbass. 1058 00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:39,700 Fuck this. 1059 00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:42,300 Hey, hey, hey, what the fuck? 1060 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,900 What the fuck was that? 1061 00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:46,700 The BPAs, bro, they're not good. 1062 00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:50,300 The BPA from the plastic seeps into the water. 1063 00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:53,500 You're gonna get fucking estrogen in your testes. 1064 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:57,200 I'm getting a lot of anti-BPA activism on my networks. 1065 00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,400 - On your networks? - Yeah, on my networks. 1066 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:00,400 Oh. 1067 00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:04,100 Where's that mixtape we made of those beats? 1068 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,500 I don't know. 1069 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,200 What the fuck is this?! 1070 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,600 It's a fucking gun. 1071 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,200 Kurt, Kurt, I told you about guns, 1072 00:51:13,100 --> 00:51:15,600 - me and guns, all my stories. - I know. 1073 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,800 I thought we were on the same page about gun control, Kurt. 1074 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,300 Listen, I have a gun, alright. 1075 00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:23,300 - I'm smart, unlike you, okay? - That's crazy. 1076 00:51:23,300 --> 00:51:24,600 No, it's not crazy. 1077 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,200 You're gonna fuckin' kill yourself. 1078 00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:28,100 No, you don't know what this job's like. 1079 00:51:28,100 --> 00:51:29,900 - Put that fucking gun away. - You don't know... No. 1080 00:51:29,900 --> 00:51:32,700 You don't know what type of thug or gangbanger 1081 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,000 is gonna get in the back of my car. 1082 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,300 Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt. 1083 00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:38,000 There's a police officer. Put away your gun. 1084 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,600 Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. 1085 00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,400 It's my fucking gun. I use it for safety. 1086 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:42,600 Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, the... 1087 00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:45,800 The police officer. Oh, my God. 1088 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,700 Ah. 1089 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,700 Why do you have a gun? 1090 00:51:55,700 --> 00:51:57,200 What the fuck? 1091 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,800 Another red light. And a fucking gun. 1092 00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:02,600 Why are you fiending through my shit anyway, you junkie? 1093 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,400 Kurt, amigo. 1094 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,800 Are you trying to downgrade my confidence before my set? 1095 00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:12,000 Well, yeah, I found your baggies today. 1096 00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:13,800 Wait, what? 1097 00:52:13,700 --> 00:52:16,500 Yeah, I was helping Mom move some shit for the house. 1098 00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:18,900 And behind a dresser, shoved in the wall, 1099 00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:20,100 there were your baggies. 1100 00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:21,500 Yeah, you must have been so fucking high 1101 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:23,100 that you put them there and then you just, 1102 00:52:23,100 --> 00:52:25,200 I don't know, must have forgotten. 1103 00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,000 Classic. 1104 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,300 Come on, Kurt. Can we just have some fun? 1105 00:52:31,300 --> 00:52:33,200 Some real fucking fun. 1106 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:38,000 Not, like, an unboxing tutorial video fun. 1107 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,900 Real fun. 1108 00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:42,600 If you don't rock out with your fucking cock out tonight, 1109 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:46,400 uNo is never gonna tag you on her socials, alright? 1110 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:51,400 You better get a personality pronto, dude. 1111 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:56,100 'Cause right now, Kurt's World is fucking wack. 1112 00:52:56,700 --> 00:53:00,600 Yo, we're at Club Dirt, calm before the storm. 1113 00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:02,400 Tell all your friends get down here. 1114 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,600 We got bottle service. 1115 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,600 We got Winston and Bernardo in the house. 1116 00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:09,700 Yeah. 1117 00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:12,400 Here he is. Here's my boy. 1118 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,300 What do you think? It's nice, huh? 1119 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:17,100 Uh, breaking news, Dad. This is a strip club. 1120 00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:19,400 This is not a dance club. 1121 00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:21,200 Well, you know, they gave me a residency. 1122 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:24,700 Every other Friday, so I'm not gonna look a gift in the mouth. 1123 00:53:24,700 --> 00:53:26,900 I don't care, Dad. How about I'm clear? 1124 00:53:26,900 --> 00:53:29,300 This place feels sad to me. 1125 00:53:29,300 --> 00:53:32,000 Oh, yeah, all the empty poles. 1126 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,700 - That's not what I mean. - It is sad. 1127 00:53:34,700 --> 00:53:37,600 But it costs more to get girls here. 1128 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:39,000 It's gonna be fun. Come on, bro. 1129 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,300 St-Stop. Where's uNo? 1130 00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:46,200 - Just be fucking cool. - Brittany. 1131 00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,900 That is my hat. 1132 00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:53,000 You can't... I don't think you... 1133 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,100 Hey, uNo. Hi. 1134 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,100 Okay. 1135 00:54:06,100 --> 00:54:07,400 "Follow me." 1136 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,300 Her necklace says "Follow me." 1137 00:54:09,900 --> 00:54:11,200 Hey, uNo. 1138 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,400 Thank you so much. 1139 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,000 You know, Kris. Remember? 1140 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,200 This is my son, Kurt. He's a big fan of yours. 1141 00:54:16,100 --> 00:54:17,300 What's up? I'm a musician, too. 1142 00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:18,600 And I just also want to say to you, 1143 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,900 congratulations on all your followers. 1144 00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:24,400 He'd love it if you tagged him on your social. 1145 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,000 - He's... - Oh, no, no offense, 1146 00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:29,600 but I cannot do that on the same night as a deejay set. 1147 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,500 Oh, okay. 1148 00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:32,200 Sorry, bro. We tried. 1149 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,200 - It was nice, though. - Hey, listen, uNo. 1150 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:38,000 Uh, influencer to influencer, and I know it's a huge ask, 1151 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,900 but if you could just, like, pop me onto your story, 1152 00:54:39,900 --> 00:54:42,300 I got a huge audience watching right now. 1153 00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:45,400 And everybody loves you, and it would just be huge. 1154 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,200 - You are live right now? - I'm live. 1155 00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:48,900 I actually have a brand that could go viral, 1156 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,200 and you would really push me over the edge. 1157 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,500 - What do you think? - Okay. 1158 00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:54,500 Yeah? You don't... You don't mind? 1159 00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:56,200 What's your name? 1160 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,700 It's KurtsWorld96. 1161 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:02,100 Okay? Say hi to everyone. 1162 00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:04,100 Hi. 1163 00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:05,300 - Sick. - Dope, dope. 1164 00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:07,400 Okay, 90... 1165 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,200 96. 1166 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,100 - Got it, got it, got it. - Okay. 1167 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,200 - Got it. - Yeah. 1168 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,700 Kurt got got. 1169 00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:17,200 And just to let you know, uNo, I still haven't gotten... 1170 00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:20,000 Hey, why is the Club Dirt so empty? 1171 00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:22,200 The promoter's not working hard enough? 1172 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:23,900 Oh, no, no, no, no. 1173 00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:26,500 They'll start coming in about halfway through my set. 1174 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:29,200 They just... They come out late sometimes. 1175 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,600 - You know. - Yeah. 1176 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,700 But there'll be plenty of people for you. 1177 00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:35,600 And I still haven't gotten that notification quite yet. 1178 00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:38,300 So when that goes through, though, I will let you know. 1179 00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,600 It's alright. You tried, bro. 1180 00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:45,800 She ain't gonna tag u bro. She lyin. LUL. 1181 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,400 How do you like Los Angeles? 1182 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,200 Yeah, it's good. 1183 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,200 Do you know where is taco truck? 1184 00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,100 Honestly, you guys? 1185 00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:55,900 You guys fucking suck, and I predicted this. 1186 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,900 -Oh, come on, Kurt. Sorry -Have a good night, honestly. 1187 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,600 You guys don't know how much... Important this day is to me. 1188 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,200 I don't know what to say, guys. 1189 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,500 Bobby cam is canceled because it was not lucky to me. 1190 00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:09,400 And honestly, you guys led me astray. 1191 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,900 Let's just move on. I'm not angry at anybody. 1192 00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:13,000 I don't have to harbor a... 1193 00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:18,400 UNo? 1194 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,700 Oh, do you know where something is? 1195 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,500 Uh, do I know where something is? 1196 00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:24,800 Oh, you know Los Angeles taco truck? 1197 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,700 There... There's a lot of taco trucks in Los Angeles. 1198 00:56:26,700 --> 00:56:30,400 Okay, take me to L.A. taco truck. 1199 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,400 - And I will tag you, really. - What time... 1200 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,300 I'm kind of in a hurry? What time is it? 1201 00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:35,800 I don't know. 1202 00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,100 - I mean, what do you... - Okay, I'm in a hurry, too. 1203 00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:41,300 Need to take pictures at L.A. taco truck. 1204 00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:50,800 - Okay, are we good? - No. 1205 00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:56,700 Okay. 1206 00:56:57,500 --> 00:56:59,500 Alright, cool. 1207 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:01,500 Great. Okay, want to get some food? 1208 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,800 - Yeah. - Okay. 1209 00:57:04,300 --> 00:57:07,600 Well, hey, what are you doing? 1210 00:57:09,700 --> 00:57:11,400 You don't want to come? 1211 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,300 I don't want to wait line. You go. 1212 00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:16,300 Me? Okay. 1213 00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:17,700 What do you want? 1214 00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:20,100 Just, like, a... Like, a carne asada burrito? 1215 00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:22,700 Get me most famous. 1216 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,100 What does that mean? Like, nachos or... 1217 00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:26,400 Get me most famous. 1218 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:27,900 Okay, then you're gonna tag me, right? 1219 00:57:27,900 --> 00:57:29,600 You're gonna tag me after that? 1220 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,000 - Yes, I already make a promise. - Okay, I know. 1221 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,700 I'm just checking because you can't always count... 1222 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:36,000 I told... 1223 00:57:42,900 --> 00:57:45,400 Hey, I'm... I'm sorry. Hey, do you know... 1224 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,400 Do you know what, like... What's the thing to get? 1225 00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:50,000 I'm not sure. It's my first time. 1226 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,400 Okay, yeah. Me too, me too. 1227 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,000 Yeah. It's... Yeah, I heard... 1228 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:58,400 But I've heard the carne asada fries frigging slap. 1229 00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:03,000 You want... Say something. 1230 00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:07,300 You got a lot of people looking at the back of your head. 1231 00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,800 Hey, everyone, my name's Daisy, and I'm 23. 1232 00:58:11,900 --> 00:58:14,400 Whoa. I'm 23. That's crazy. 1233 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,800 That's, like... That's, like, fate, right. 1234 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,900 - So you're a streamer? - Bull's-eye, yeah. 1235 00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:21,000 I'm actually... I'm here with a deejay. 1236 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,600 A Korean... Yeah, she's a Korean deejay. 1237 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:24,800 - Where? - She's in the car. 1238 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:26,200 She just keeps it on the down-low. 1239 00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:27,500 She's famous. 1240 00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:29,700 She actually got famous from a sex tape. 1241 00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:31,900 But, yeah, it's like... It's like I have experience. 1242 00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:34,900 Like, I've... Like, I've done some, like, sex tapes myself. 1243 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,900 And it's like when I put them out there, 1244 00:58:36,900 --> 00:58:38,400 I always feel like I have a real, like, 1245 00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,900 huge boom in my numbers. 1246 00:58:39,900 --> 00:58:41,900 It's like I could, like, make a sex tape at any time. 1247 00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:44,600 I could feel like I'm making a sex tape tonight. 1248 00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:47,800 You get what I'm saying? 1249 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,400 I'm just gonna go. 1250 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:50,800 Okay, yeah, that's cool. 1251 00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:53,900 Hi. One carne asada burrito, please. 1252 00:58:53,900 --> 00:58:55,500 - $4.25. - Also, like, if... 1253 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:57,100 If you want to hang at the Jessie Adams show, 1254 00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:01,400 like, you... you know... You know who's gonna be there. 1255 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,100 - You... You are? - Yeah. 1256 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,300 Fuck Daisy right now! 1257 00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:07,500 Kurt's World. 1258 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,900 Thank you. Muchas gracias. 1259 00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:10,700 - Alright. - Think about it. 1260 00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:12,300 - Have fun at the show. - Yeah, see you later. 1261 00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:14,700 Okay, bye-bye. Kurt's World. 1262 00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:18,000 Hey, four tacos with each meat. 1263 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,500 And then the carne asada fries, please. 1264 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:22,500 - Ahh! - How many fries? 1265 00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:23,900 Just one. Thank you. 1266 00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,100 Ahh. 1267 00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:28,900 I'm gonna drink some of this. 1268 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,700 You're the worst streamer of all time. 1269 00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:43,100 Alright, get... get in the... 1270 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,700 Fuck's this guy doing? 1271 01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:10,700 Friday nights. You got to love them. 1272 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,300 Hi. What's up guys? 1273 01:00:13,300 --> 01:00:14,900 It's... It's Kurt. 1274 01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:18,600 Welcome to Kurt's World. 1275 01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:21,800 - Want to check it out? - Yeah. 1276 01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:24,300 UNo asked me to do a takeover. 1277 01:00:24,300 --> 01:00:25,800 So that's what's up. 1278 01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:35,100 - Hey, can I help you, Officer? - Yeah, everything alright today? 1279 01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:37,900 - Uh, we've seen better nights. - Mm-hmm. 1280 01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:39,900 My girlfriend, she had a little bit too much to drink. 1281 01:00:39,900 --> 01:00:42,400 I pulled over. It's not a big deal. 1282 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,100 She's okay, you know. 1283 01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:46,500 I'm just giving her some food, sober her up, get her home. 1284 01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:48,400 License and registration, please. 1285 01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:50,400 Of course. Uh... 1286 01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:56,100 - She's just sleeping. - Mm-hmm. 1287 01:00:57,100 --> 01:00:58,500 You a Spree driver? 1288 01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:00,500 Uh, yeah, yeah. 1289 01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:02,900 Uh, yeah, not... Not tonight, though. 1290 01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:05,800 No, no, I'm just hanging... Just hanging with my girl, yeah. 1291 01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,100 But you have driven today? 1292 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,300 No, I-I don't... I don't work on weekends. 1293 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,800 Friday's a weekday, last I checked. 1294 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,600 Alright, Kurt, can I have you step out the car slowly 1295 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,200 and show us both your hands, please? 1296 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,900 - Is that necessary? - Yes, sir, it is. 1297 01:01:21,900 --> 01:01:23,900 Kurt, please step out the car, please. 1298 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:28,500 Okay, that's not good, buddy. 1299 01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,300 I just close it? 1300 01:01:30,300 --> 01:01:31,800 Yeah, go ahead. 1301 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,800 Just go ahead and stand in front of the car. 1302 01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:35,700 - Sorry. - Yeah, don't worry about it. 1303 01:01:35,700 --> 01:01:37,300 We're gonna do a standard sobriety test here. 1304 01:01:37,300 --> 01:01:39,800 So I'm gonna need you to stand with your feet together 1305 01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:41,500 and your arms to your side like this, please. 1306 01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:44,200 And when we start, I'm gonna ask you to lift your right foot, 1307 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,900 point your toe, and count like this. 1308 01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:47,600 One, one thousand, two, one thousand, 1309 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:49,300 three, one thousand, four, one thousand. 1310 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,800 - Alright? - Let's go, buddy. 1311 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,100 One, one thousand, two, one thousand, 1312 01:01:54,100 --> 01:01:55,600 three, one thousand, 1313 01:01:55,700 --> 01:01:57,900 four... four, one thousand, five, one thousand. 1314 01:01:57,900 --> 01:01:59,700 Should we make him touch his nose? 1315 01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:00,800 - Jake, shut up. - Seven, one thousand, 1316 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:02,000 eight, one thousand. 1317 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,200 Hey, your girlfriend's pretty hot. 1318 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,500 Eleven, one thousand. 1319 01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:09,000 - She's awake now. - What the fu... 1320 01:02:10,100 --> 01:02:12,300 Jesus fucking Christ. 1321 01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:20,300 Officer down. I need backup. 1322 01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:26,100 Thank you, God. 1323 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,600 Any units in the vicinity of 105 westbound at Inglewood. 1324 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,900 Oh, fuck. 1325 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:51,300 Whoa. 1326 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,000 Whoa. 1327 01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:59,800 - What is he doing? - Tell me you got that. 1328 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,400 - I got that. I got that. - Did you get that? 1329 01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,900 If you guys had told me that this is what "The Lesson" 1330 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,600 would be like before, I would have n... 1331 01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:07,500 I could have never believed that. 1332 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,800 This is crazy. 1333 01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:24,500 - Oh, my God. - Whoa. 1334 01:03:25,900 --> 01:03:28,100 I got to lose these cops. 1335 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,200 Do... Are you seeing all these homeless people? 1336 01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:47,300 It's pathetic. 1337 01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,000 Zero social-media presence. 1338 01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:53,900 They don't even care that the whole world 1339 01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:55,900 doesn't even know that they exist. 1340 01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:57,700 If I ran over their tent and killed them all, 1341 01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:59,600 no one would even care right now. 1342 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,000 Yes. 1343 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,400 Cops can't stop me. 1344 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:04,800 Dad can't stop me. 1345 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,200 Mom can't stop me. 1346 01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:07,400 Bobby can't stop me. 1347 01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:09,400 The homeless can't stop me. 1348 01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:10,700 What's up? 1349 01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:13,700 Guys, I'm starting to feel unstoppable. 1350 01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:29,700 Pumpkin emoji, pumpkin emoji, pumpkin emoji. 1351 01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:31,100 Birthday hat emoji. 1352 01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:32,900 I just think... I think it's all fucking... 1353 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:35,500 I this it's like... I think parents are doing it on purpose. 1354 01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:36,900 You have to call them. 1355 01:04:36,900 --> 01:04:38,600 You have to call them to figure it out. 1356 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:41,000 That's what they're... It's like all they want is a phone call. 1357 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:44,000 So they send you these weird-ass coded text messages. 1358 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,300 It's like, "You're getting the phone call, Mom." 1359 01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:54,700 Fucking porn is crazy. 1360 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,700 You know, I always think about, like, 1361 01:04:56,800 --> 01:05:00,300 who are these people who are, like, commenting on porn? 1362 01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:01,900 Do you know what I mean? 1363 01:05:01,900 --> 01:05:04,600 Like, they've got to, like, fucking, like, sign up 1364 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:06,900 to be like, "Who's she? 1365 01:05:06,900 --> 01:05:09,500 Where is this place? I like this apartment." 1366 01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:14,000 I think it's bad that I fucking beat off to this shit so much. 1367 01:05:13,900 --> 01:05:17,800 But I don't have a profile. It's just porn. 1368 01:05:19,900 --> 01:05:21,300 Where's Jessie? 1369 01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:25,000 Alright, well, I guess that's enough about me. 1370 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,800 All eyes on me! 1371 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:31,000 What do you say we bring up our final performer of the night? 1372 01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:35,500 You know her. 1373 01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:38,200 Her holiness of hashtags. 1374 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,300 The reaper of reposts. 1375 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,900 The queen of all social media. 1376 01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:46,800 She's the reason you guys bought your tickets 1377 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,900 three weeks in advance, I'm sure. 1378 01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:52,300 Please welcome the amazing, 1379 01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:57,200 the sexy, the hilarious Jessie fucking Adams. 1380 01:05:57,100 --> 01:05:58,200 Give it up. 1381 01:06:05,100 --> 01:06:07,200 Hello, everyone. 1382 01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:11,600 Thank you, thank you. Thank you, Miles. 1383 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,400 Wow, what you lack in personality 1384 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,300 you really make up for in puns. 1385 01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:19,100 Give it up for white guys, huh? 1386 01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:21,400 Yeah. 1387 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,800 Can't live with them, 1388 01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,600 and, well, there they are all over the place. 1389 01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:29,000 I'm so glad you think I'm hilarious and sexy, Miles. 1390 01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:31,600 Thank you. That means a lot coming from a guy 1391 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:34,700 whose ideal woman is a hentai body pillow. 1392 01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:39,500 Let's redirect back to me. This is my show. 1393 01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:42,700 And I am the real Jessie Adams. 1394 01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:48,400 We got the Joke Bros in the house from Chicago. 1395 01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:50,500 Hell, yeah. 1396 01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:55,300 Yeah, we're going out live to a million neck beards right now. 1397 01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:59,100 Wow, such a big show, so many eyeballs. 1398 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,300 I should probably play it safe, right? 1399 01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:02,500 - No. - No? 1400 01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,400 You don't want me to play it safe? 1401 01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:08,800 I mean, why would I? I am the real Jessie Adams. 1402 01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:12,100 - Are you ready? - Yeah. 1403 01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,900 All eyes on me. I want to be seen. 1404 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:17,200 All eyes on me I want to be seen. 1405 01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:20,100 I said, all eyes on me I want to be seen. 1406 01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:22,100 All eyes on me I want to be seen. 1407 01:07:22,100 --> 01:07:25,000 Great. Get your phones out like we do every time. 1408 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,900 This is our favorite part, right? 1409 01:07:26,900 --> 01:07:30,800 You trying to see me? You trying to see me? 1410 01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:33,700 You got me in focus? 1411 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,900 You got me in that good light? 1412 01:07:35,900 --> 01:07:37,200 I got you. 1413 01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:38,500 Do I look good? 1414 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,200 Thank you, baby. 1415 01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,200 So if you follow me on social media, 1416 01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:44,700 you probably know I had to put some skeezy bozo 1417 01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:47,300 in his place during a Spree ride today. 1418 01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:48,500 He was the one who was all like, 1419 01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:50,200 "Come on, girl, give me a smile." 1420 01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:53,600 Ugh. I mean, that's not breaking news to any woman in this room. 1421 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,000 We go through that every day. 1422 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,200 - Fuck that guy. - Right? Fuck that guy. 1423 01:07:57,300 --> 01:08:00,500 He was a date-rape drug in a person. 1424 01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:05,900 And I was angry at this guy, but then I got sad. 1425 01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:09,200 Because of the driver, the Spree driver. 1426 01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:12,900 He was all like, "How'd you get such a big following? 1427 01:08:12,900 --> 01:08:15,400 We should share tips." 1428 01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:17,700 And then he was kind of, like, soft begging, 1429 01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:20,700 like, "Oh, please, Lord, tag me." 1430 01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:24,700 And it was so sad and pathetic. 1431 01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:28,500 And it was just like me. 1432 01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:32,000 I went to my granny's house after, my... my safe place, 1433 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,900 like, my pre-show sanctuary. 1434 01:08:33,900 --> 01:08:36,700 And I could not shake that ride. Like, I was so pissed. 1435 01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:38,100 And I was thinking about that guy 1436 01:08:38,100 --> 01:08:39,900 and that "please tag me" energy. 1437 01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:42,800 And I was like, "Ugh, God, that was pure me." 1438 01:08:42,900 --> 01:08:46,000 Like, he was me. I've done that shit before. 1439 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,300 And then I just, like, reckoned with myself. 1440 01:08:48,300 --> 01:08:50,800 For the last two years, I've been saying, "All eyes on me." 1441 01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:55,200 Now I finally have what I want, and I am creeped the fuck out. 1442 01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,900 I'm serious. 1443 01:08:56,900 --> 01:08:59,400 It's like whether you have 20 million followers 1444 01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:03,900 or 20 followers, we're all being watched and judged and hated. 1445 01:09:03,900 --> 01:09:05,500 And you love it, you love it. 1446 01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:07,800 You need it. You're all addicted to it. 1447 01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:09,300 And you're addicted to other people. 1448 01:09:09,300 --> 01:09:10,500 You're not doing you. 1449 01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,600 You're doing somebody else for somebody else. 1450 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:15,200 How are we supposed to know who we are as people 1451 01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:17,400 if we're just hamming it up all the time? 1452 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,700 Okay, I can read the energy. 1453 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:25,000 It's very quiet in this room. I can hear a long-held fart. 1454 01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:29,400 And I'm sure you're like, "Jessie, why so serious? 1455 01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:30,700 Where are the jokes?" 1456 01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:32,300 We're living in it. 1457 01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:35,800 You, me, that Spree driver, we're all punking ourselves. 1458 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:37,800 And that's why when I wake up tomorrow, 1459 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,800 I'm going cold turkey. 1460 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,600 No more social media for me. 1461 01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:42,200 Okay. 1462 01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:44,400 Those are the devils on my shoulder trying to hold me down. 1463 01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:47,600 Do we have any angels in the house? 1464 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:50,200 Do I have any angels in the house? 1465 01:09:50,300 --> 01:09:53,300 So you ready for your log-off? 1466 01:09:53,300 --> 01:09:56,800 - #KurtMegaFail. - You want me to smash this shit? 1467 01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:58,800 You ready? Are you ready for this? 1468 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:01,800 Okay, all eyes on this, bitch! 1469 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:04,800 Yeah! 1470 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:21,000 Hell, yeah, Jessie. 1471 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,800 That was crazy cool. I got all that shit. 1472 01:10:23,700 --> 01:10:25,400 That was tight. 1473 01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:26,600 Miles, get out of my face. 1474 01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:27,600 Hey, come on. 1475 01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:29,500 This is a historical moment. 1476 01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:32,200 Jessie Adams off social media. I got to document this. 1477 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:34,100 Why don't you pay me on time? That would be historic. 1478 01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:35,900 I hooked us up. Joke Bros, baby. 1479 01:10:35,900 --> 01:10:37,600 - God. - Joke Bros in here. 1480 01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:41,300 Miles Manderville. Jessie motherfucking Adams. 1481 01:10:41,300 --> 01:10:42,900 - That... - I got to get some air. 1482 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:45,800 - Get the fuck out of my way. - Okay. Jesus. 1483 01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:48,800 We're in this! Fuck, yeah! 1484 01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:17,700 Are you Kurt? 1485 01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:19,500 I'm Kurt. That's me. 1486 01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:20,900 Okay. 1487 01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,000 Yeah, that's me. 1488 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,600 Don't you recognize my name? Kurt Kunkle? 1489 01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:26,100 I just want to say I've known Jessie 1490 01:11:26,100 --> 01:11:27,300 for, like, over five years, 1491 01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:28,800 and she has always been killing it. 1492 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,200 This is not a sur... Come on. 1493 01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,100 You still fixated on that 700 bucks? 1494 01:11:32,100 --> 01:11:33,600 - Come on, Jessie. - Fixated? 1495 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,100 You owe me 700 bucks. 1496 01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:36,600 - And put the fucking phone down. - Do you have any idea 1497 01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:38,400 how many people are watching this, Jessie? 1498 01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:39,800 I'm not gonna lose this audience. 1499 01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:41,600 What's up, people? 1500 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:47,100 Do sumthin. 1501 01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:51,700 You got a dash cam and everything, huh? 1502 01:11:51,700 --> 01:11:54,900 Yes. You can never be too safe. 1503 01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:10,900 Yeah, I got one, too. 1504 01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:14,000 Come on, we should be fucking celebrating. 1505 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,500 Celebrating what? 1506 01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:18,800 The... The fact that your set is gonna go viral. 1507 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:21,700 All the right people saw that, Jessie. 1508 01:12:21,700 --> 01:12:23,200 You're made. I would... 1509 01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:25,400 I would... I would kill for that, Jessie. 1510 01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:28,200 Honestly, that was... That was crazy. 1511 01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:31,500 - Let me buy you a drink. - Fine. 1512 01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:34,900 Pretty fucking cool, right? 1513 01:12:34,900 --> 01:12:36,400 Okay, just so you know, 1514 01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:39,300 I'm not the crazy driver driving around tonight. 1515 01:12:52,700 --> 01:12:54,200 I know. 1516 01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:57,600 Dang, Jessie, you're getting a little drunk. 1517 01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:00,600 - Can I take you home? - No. Just order me a Spree. 1518 01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:01,900 No doubt. 1519 01:13:01,900 --> 01:13:04,700 Uh, weird. Spree's down. 1520 01:13:04,700 --> 01:13:07,200 You know I could just give you a ride in my car, right? 1521 01:13:07,100 --> 01:13:09,300 Oh, my God, no. You're too drunk to drive. 1522 01:13:09,300 --> 01:13:11,000 You're not killing me in your death trap. 1523 01:13:11,100 --> 01:13:13,100 - It's not like that. - Just order us a GoGo. 1524 01:13:13,100 --> 01:13:15,100 - Order us? Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1525 01:13:15,100 --> 01:13:16,600 We go... We going to... We going to my place? 1526 01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,400 - Or what's happening here? - No, go to my place. 1527 01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:21,100 Oh, damn, okay. 1528 01:13:21,100 --> 01:13:23,600 Uh, alright, yeah. 1529 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:25,900 Get a GoGo for sure. 1530 01:13:25,900 --> 01:13:29,900 Sweet. Yeah, there's one... There's one down the block. 1531 01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:31,000 What kind of car is it? 1532 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,400 It's a white coupe. 1533 01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:35,100 Okay, cool. 1534 01:13:35,100 --> 01:13:37,300 Alright, cool. Alright. 1535 01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:39,200 Give me... Give me one second. 1536 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,900 I'm live-streaming all night, by the way, folks. 1537 01:13:41,900 --> 01:13:43,900 - Alright. - Okay. 1538 01:13:45,300 --> 01:13:47,400 - What's up, Miles? - Nice one, Miles. 1539 01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:49,200 Hey, what's up? Hey, yo, hey, Je... 1540 01:13:49,100 --> 01:13:50,800 Excuse me. Hey, Jessie, wait up. 1541 01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:53,300 Jessie! 1542 01:13:53,300 --> 01:13:56,100 - Jessie, wait up! - Drive, drive, drive. 1543 01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:58,900 Oh, sucks. 1544 01:13:58,900 --> 01:14:01,200 - Nice one, Miles. - Fuck you. 1545 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,800 Wait, what address did he give you? 1546 01:14:09,700 --> 01:14:11,700 375 South Hobart. 1547 01:14:11,700 --> 01:14:13,900 - Okay, good. - Good. 1548 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:23,200 Hey. 1549 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:26,900 Hey. 1550 01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:29,100 What, man? I'm about to pass out. 1551 01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:33,400 I liked your set tonight. It was... It was inspirational. 1552 01:14:33,900 --> 01:14:35,100 - You saw it? - Hell, yeah. 1553 01:14:35,100 --> 01:14:37,000 I was there. It was awesome. 1554 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,900 Jessie, I think you're actually a genius. 1555 01:14:38,900 --> 01:14:40,500 Thanks, man. 1556 01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:42,700 I'm so glad you didn't take that water bottle earlier. 1557 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,200 That would have been... 1558 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,500 What water? 1559 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:50,500 The water from earlier. Seat pouch. 1560 01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:52,000 Left side. 1561 01:14:53,900 --> 01:14:56,400 Wait Ku... Kurtis? 1562 01:14:57,900 --> 01:14:59,400 Try again. 1563 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,100 - Kurtis? - Kurt. 1564 01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:04,400 - Kurt. - Kurt's World, remember? 1565 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,700 - Squirt's World, yeah, yeah. - Follow me. 1566 01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:08,500 KurtsWorld96. 1567 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:10,000 Uh... 1568 01:15:10,900 --> 01:15:12,900 - Okay, this is really weird. - Yeah. 1569 01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:14,900 Isn't this weird? I know. It's amazing. 1570 01:15:14,900 --> 01:15:18,000 I just, like... I pick you up today, and then I go online. 1571 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,800 I buy a ticket to support you, and it's like, 1572 01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:22,500 what are the odds? 1573 01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:27,300 I mean, uh, okay. 1574 01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,500 - Thanks for your support. - Totally. 1575 01:15:29,500 --> 01:15:31,100 Uh... 1576 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,300 Did you like the set? 1577 01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:34,300 I didn't mean to rag on you that hard. 1578 01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:35,900 - Rag on me? - Yeah. 1579 01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:37,400 Sticks and stones, Jessie Adams. 1580 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,600 No, no, no, no, no. I'm fine. I liked it. 1581 01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:40,900 I liked all what you did. 1582 01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:43,200 Because when you were talking up there, 1583 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:46,200 I realized inside me, it was like this activator. 1584 01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:49,000 And it, like... Whoa, all of a sudden, 1585 01:15:49,100 --> 01:15:51,600 the things that you were saying, I realized they were in my head, 1586 01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:53,500 but I just had not thought them yet. 1587 01:15:53,500 --> 01:15:56,100 - Okay, yeah. - And that to me... 1588 01:15:56,100 --> 01:15:58,500 That to me... That's not gonna work. 1589 01:15:58,500 --> 01:15:59,600 What? 1590 01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:02,100 That's not gonna work, Jessie. 1591 01:16:02,100 --> 01:16:03,500 Hee hee hee. 1592 01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:06,300 Your phone, you broke it during the set, remember? 1593 01:16:07,300 --> 01:16:08,600 - Yeah, I remember. - Of course. 1594 01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:10,100 Oh, my gosh, how could you forget? 1595 01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:11,800 How could I forget? How could anyone forget? 1596 01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:14,900 Oh, my gosh, I had this, like, crazy breakthrough today, too. 1597 01:16:14,900 --> 01:16:17,300 Why are we going east? We need to be going west? 1598 01:16:17,300 --> 01:16:18,600 You know what I'm all about now, Jessie? 1599 01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:20,700 I'm all about love. I'm a man of love. 1600 01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:22,600 You can just... just pull over here and let me out. 1601 01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:23,800 Okay, just listen to me. 1602 01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,700 I'm just trying to, like, make myself heard by you. 1603 01:16:25,700 --> 01:16:27,500 So, like, check this out. 1604 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:30,000 Love is more powerful than anything. 1605 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,100 That's something that I figured out back there at the show. 1606 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:33,200 - It's like love... - Just let me out, man. 1607 01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:35,700 - Just please... - love is more powerful 1608 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:37,100 than anything. 1609 01:16:37,100 --> 01:16:38,500 - You know what I mean? - No. 1610 01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:40,200 It could break down any sort of barrier 1611 01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:41,800 between any type of person. 1612 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:45,600 It's like, man, how can something that's so powerful 1613 01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:47,300 also just be such a good branding tool? 1614 01:16:47,300 --> 01:16:48,500 Kurt, please let me out of the car. 1615 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:50,200 Do you know what I mean? And it's like 1616 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:52,700 imagine the audience that you and me could get 1617 01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:54,600 if we just plussed our audiences together. 1618 01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:56,100 Oh, my gosh, can you imagine the numbers... 1619 01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:58,000 You are freaking me out right now. 1620 01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,400 From a leaked sex tape? 1621 01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,200 - That would be unbelievable. - What? 1622 01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:02,600 And it's like having sex? 1623 01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:04,400 We're beyond having sex at that point. 1624 01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:05,900 We're, like, making love. 1625 01:17:05,900 --> 01:17:08,400 Like, real love, though, not, like, disingenuine love. 1626 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:09,900 - It's cool, right? - Where are we going? 1627 01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:11,400 I'm taking you home. 1628 01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:13,200 This is not the way to my fucking house, Kurt. 1629 01:17:13,100 --> 01:17:14,900 Oh, no, not your home. 1630 01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:16,300 My home. 1631 01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:19,600 My home. 1632 01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:52,100 Aah! 1633 01:18:05,900 --> 01:18:08,100 Aah! Let go! 1634 01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:18,000 What is wrong with you? 1635 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:28,300 Didn't you listen to me? I said I'm all about love now. 1636 01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:26,300 Okay. 1637 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,100 Sorry, Jessie. 1638 01:20:20,300 --> 01:20:22,500 Can't believe you got out of the car bro 1639 01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:24,500 what a fucking dumb-ass. 1640 01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:32,600 Shit. 1641 01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:38,600 Oh, my God. 1642 01:20:49,700 --> 01:20:51,600 Run. 1643 01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:14,100 Aah! 1644 01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:26,100 Why are you doing this? 1645 01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:29,400 Jessie, we could have been a power couple! 1646 01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:34,900 No! Aah! 1647 01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:58,700 Sis you're doing frickin great! 1648 01:21:58,700 --> 01:22:00,900 Whoever the fuck is watching this, you are sick! 1649 01:22:00,900 --> 01:22:03,800 What is wrong with you? This is not a fucking TV show. 1650 01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:05,600 If you know where we are, call the cops. 1651 01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:08,600 Shit. 1652 01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:12,100 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 1653 01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:15,400 What the hell happened here?! 1654 01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:19,200 Who are you? 1655 01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:22,000 What did you do? 1656 01:22:21,900 --> 01:22:23,100 I-I didn't do anything. 1657 01:22:23,100 --> 01:22:24,900 You're really fucked up right now. 1658 01:22:24,900 --> 01:22:27,700 And I'm sorry if you're drunk or high or... 1659 01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:30,300 I'm gonna have to call the cops. 1660 01:22:30,300 --> 01:22:31,500 Call them! Tell them the address! 1661 01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:33,600 There's a fucking psycho running around. 1662 01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:39,500 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Angela. 1663 01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:41,900 Did you do this? Did you kill her? 1664 01:22:41,900 --> 01:22:43,400 What did you do to her? 1665 01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:51,300 Why don't you just kill me, too? 1666 01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:54,200 Angela's dead. Nobody showed up to my set. 1667 01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:56,800 So come on! Take me out. 1668 01:22:56,900 --> 01:22:58,900 Ah! 1669 01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:03,300 Kurt. 1670 01:23:04,300 --> 01:23:06,400 Did you do this? 1671 01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:09,200 Did you kill your mother? 1672 01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:10,900 Thanks, Kurt. 1673 01:23:10,900 --> 01:23:12,600 Shit, almost forgot. 1674 01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:14,200 Mom. 1675 01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:16,000 Tell me you didn't kill your mother. 1676 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:17,600 Hey, Mom. 1677 01:23:23,100 --> 01:23:24,300 No. 1678 01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:26,000 Kurt, seriously. 1679 01:24:37,700 --> 01:24:39,800 Wow. 1680 01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:41,000 Thanks for watching. 1681 01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:44,900 And hopefully a lot of you now follow me. 1682 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,300 What a crazy day for me. 1683 01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:53,500 Jessie please go see if Kurt is still alive. 1684 01:24:56,400 --> 01:24:59,100 So many emotions. 1685 01:24:59,100 --> 01:25:02,700 Highs and lows. 1686 01:25:03,700 --> 01:25:07,800 And here we are, the end of "The Lesson." 1687 01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:18,700 I really hope you guys learned something. 1688 01:25:18,700 --> 01:25:22,700 I mean, I know you learned something. 1689 01:25:25,300 --> 01:25:27,300 And as for me? 1690 01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:40,600 50,000 people watching. 1691 01:25:45,300 --> 01:25:47,500 I guess I got what I wanted. 1692 01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:55,400 ♪ Doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo ♪ 1693 01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:58,400 Grab a selfie with him! 1694 01:25:58,500 --> 01:26:00,400 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 1695 01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:03,000 ♪ Love him, I love him, I love him ♪ 1696 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:04,900 ♪ And where he goes I'll follow ♪ 1697 01:26:04,900 --> 01:26:07,200 ♪ I'll follow, I'll follow ♪ 1698 01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:10,500 ♪ I will follow him ♪ 1699 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:15,300 ♪ Follow him wherever he may go ♪ 1700 01:26:15,300 --> 01:26:19,200 ♪ There isn't an ocean too deep ♪ 1701 01:26:19,300 --> 01:26:23,100 ♪ A mountain so high it can keep me away ♪ 1702 01:26:23,100 --> 01:26:24,600 Looks like someone fucked up 1703 01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:28,000 and put your girl in a fancy hotel. What? 1704 01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:29,900 ♪ Follow him ♪ 1705 01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:32,900 ♪ Ever since he touched my hand, I knew ♪ 1706 01:26:32,900 --> 01:26:35,000 All eyes on me! I want to be seen! 1707 01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:38,500 ♪ That near him I always must be ♪ 1708 01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:41,600 ♪ And nothing can keep him from me ♪ 1709 01:26:41,700 --> 01:26:44,900 ♪ He is my destiny ♪ 1710 01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:46,200 ♪ Destiny ♪ 1711 01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:49,000 ♪ I love him, I love him, I love him ♪ 1712 01:26:48,900 --> 01:26:51,100 ♪ And where he goes I'll follow ♪ 1713 01:26:51,100 --> 01:26:53,100 ♪ I'll follow, I'll follow ♪ 1714 01:26:53,100 --> 01:26:54,700 ♪ He'll always be my true love ♪ 1715 01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:56,700 ♪ My true love, my true love ♪ 1716 01:26:56,700 --> 01:26:58,600 ♪ From now until forever ♪ 1717 01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:00,700 ♪ Forever, forever ♪ 1718 01:27:00,700 --> 01:27:02,700 ♪ I will follow him ♪ 1719 01:27:02,700 --> 01:27:06,800 But the thing about me is that I'll continue to find Kurt. 1720 01:27:06,900 --> 01:27:08,900 I will continue to dig until I get... 1721 01:27:08,900 --> 01:27:11,900 Until I get the... Until I get real Kurt. 1722 01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:14,800 And that's why you're... That's why you'll subscribe. 1723 01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:19,600 ♪ It can keep me away ♪ 1724 01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:23,700 ♪ Away from my love ♪ 1725 01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:27,500 ♪ I love him, I love him, I love him ♪ 1726 01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:29,600 ♪ And where he goes I'll follow ♪ 1727 01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:31,500 ♪ I'll follow, I'll follow ♪ 1728 01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:33,400 ♪ He'll always be my true love ♪ 1729 01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:35,300 ♪ My true love, my true love ♪ 1730 01:27:35,300 --> 01:27:37,300 ♪ From now until forever ♪ 1731 01:27:37,300 --> 01:27:39,300 ♪ Forever, forever ♪ 1732 01:27:39,300 --> 01:27:41,100 ♪ I will follow him ♪ 1733 01:27:41,100 --> 01:27:42,700 ♪ Follow him ♪ 1734 01:27:42,700 --> 01:27:47,500 ♪ Follow him wherever he may go ♪ 1735 01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:51,800 ♪ There isn't an ocean too deep ♪ 1736 01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:55,000 ♪ A mountain so high it can keep ♪ 1737 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:58,500 ♪ Keep me away ♪ 1738 01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:02,400 ♪ Away from my love ♪ 1739 01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:04,300 ♪ And where he goes I'll follow ♪ 1740 01:28:04,300 --> 01:28:06,200 ♪ I'll follow, I'll follow ♪ 1741 01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:08,100 ♪ I know I'll always love him ♪ 1742 01:28:08,100 --> 01:28:09,700 ♪ I love him, I love him ♪ 1743 01:28:09,700 --> 01:28:10,900 Hey, guys, what's up? 1744 01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:12,300 It's Kurt here from Kurt's World. 128840