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I got lots
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Of problems
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Female trouble
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Maybe I'm twisted
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Female trouble
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They say I'm a skank
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But I don't care
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Go ahead, put me
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In your El-e-ectric chair
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I got lots
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Of problems
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Female trouble
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Maybe I'm twisted
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Female trouble
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Hey, spare me your morals
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Look, everyone does
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What pleases me
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Is paradise
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I got lots
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Of problems
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Female trouble
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Maybe I'm twisted
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Female trouble
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Oink, oink
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Oink, oink
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I'm berserk
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I like it
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Fine
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As long as I'm
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Grabbing a headline
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Ah ha ha, yeah
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I got lots
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Of problems
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Good morning, Dawn.
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- Hey, I like that skirt.
- Thanks.
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My old lady's supposed to
get me one for Christmas...
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if she's not too dumb
to find it.
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Oh, Concetta,
I know what you mean.
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My parents better get me
them cha-cha heels I asked for.
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That's all I can say.
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Hey, hon,
you got any Spray Net?
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My hair is fallin' right down
right off my head.
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Sure, hon.
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You do your Geography homework?
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Fuck no. Fuck homework.
Who cares if we fail?
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I wanna quit,
and lam right after I get...
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my Christmas presents.
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Duncan?
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Here.
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- Dune?
-Here.
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Friar?
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Miss Friar,
are you hard-of-hearing?
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Here.
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Stand up, please.
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What on earth are you wearing?
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This is not Halloween.
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It's just a skirt and sweater.
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Button those buttons,
young lady.
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I bet your mother didn't
see you dressed like that.
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It's hot in here.
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That will be all.
This is a classroom...
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not a cocktail lounge,
Miss Friar.
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Take this dress code
violation slip home...
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and have it signed
by your parents.
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And take that gum
out of your mouth!
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For the 10th time!
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If I catch you with gum
in your mouth one more time...
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you will be in detention
for a month.
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Do you understand?
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I understand, Mr. Weinberger.
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You're late, young ladies!
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And I'll now report you
on this late slip.
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I had you marked absent.
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Now, class...before letting you
go for the holiday season...
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we're going to have
a pop quiz.
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When called on, stand,
answer the question.
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If you are correct,
it'll be duly recorded.
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If you are wrong,
a small red "F"...
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will be placed next to
your name in my roll book.
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All right, let's begin.
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Jude Fine, true or false?
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Baltimore was once capital
of the United States.
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False?
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True, true.
True, Miss Jude Fine.
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You must have been
talking on the phone...
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instead of doing
your homework last night.
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It was the capital for 2 months
during the Revolutionary War.
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That's two red Fs for you
in just one week.
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It looks like you'll
be getting a deficiency.
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What is it, Miss Holland?
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Mr. Weinberger, Dawn Davenport
is eating a meatball sandwich...
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right out in class,
and she's been passing notes.
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I was not eating.
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I got a knife here
in my pocketbook...
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and I'm gonna
cut you up after class.
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Stop this, immediately!
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Now they're threatening me,
these awful, cheap girls.
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My mother told me
to report this kind of thing.
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I'm trying to get an education.
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All of you, stop it!
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Dawn Davenport, stand up!
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I'm trying to get
an education...
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so I can get
into a good college!
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It's not fair!
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That will be all.
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You were quite proper
in reporting this incident...
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but that will be enough.
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She was trying
to copy my homework.
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That's untrue, and you know it.
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Dawn Davenport,
you are a habitual liar...
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and I'm quite
well-aware of it.
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You will go to detention
for a month for this.
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I won't go. I wasn't eating.
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From your appearance,
Miss Davenport...
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it looked like you
never stopped eating.
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Get up here!
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Now, write 50 times
on this blackboard...
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"I will not eat in class."
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'Cause I'm fat enough already.
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Now, start writing and don't
stop until I tell you to.
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I can tell you one thing,
Miss Davenport...
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you can count on a failing grade
in Geography this term!
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I'd like to set fire
to this dump.
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Just 'cause we're pretty,
everybody's jealous.
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It's like a prison here.
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Even at Christmas,
it's like a prison.
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Don't even mention
Christmas, Chicklette.
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My parents are gonna
be real sore...
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if I don't get
them cha-cha heels.
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I asked, and I better get.
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I never get enough
Christmas presents.
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Everybody's so damn cheap.
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I should be gettin' a lot...
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and I'm gonna take it all back
and get the money for it.
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You can do that, you know.
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We'll probably get caught
for hookin' this period...
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but who cares?
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Who cares if we fail?
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It'd be fun to be expelled.
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I hope I get arrested.
I hate this school...
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and all these ignorant teachers
who don't know one thing.
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I'm the one
who should be teachin'.
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I hate my parents, too.
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Jingle bells, jingle bells
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Jingle all the way
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Oh, what fun it is to ride
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In a one-horse open sleigh
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Dawn, come see what
Santa brought you!
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Oh, Christ, I'm comin'.
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Please, Howard, try to get
through this without a fight.
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I can't stand another one,
not on Christmas.
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I better get them
cha-cha heels.
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How very sweet of you, dear.
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Merry Christmas, honeybunch.
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Hey, wonder what this could be.
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A fishing rod?
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Won't you join us in a carol
before we open our gifts?
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Oh, mother!
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Ah, come on, Dawn.
It adds to the spirit.
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Silent night
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Holy night
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All is calm
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All is bright
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Sleep in heavenly peace
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Sleep in heavenly peace
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What are these?
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Those are
your new shoes, Dawn.
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Those aren't the right kind.
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I told you cha-cha heels!
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Black ones.
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Nice girls don't
wear cha-cha heels.
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Give me those presents.
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I'll never wear
those ugly shoes.
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I told you the kind I wanted.
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You've ruined my Christmas.
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Please, Dawn, not on Christmas!
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Get off me, you ugly witch.
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You devil! Come here!
You'll pay for this!
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You devil, Dawn Davenport!
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Look at your mother.
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Leave me alone!
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You're such a devil!
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Don't touch me! Lay off me!
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I hate you. Fuck you!
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Fuck you both, you awful people.
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You're not my parents!
I hate you.
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I hate this house,
and I hate Christmas.
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Not on Christmas.
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Not on Christmas.
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Get back in here,
Dawn Davenport!
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You're going to
a home for girls!
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That's where
we're gonna put you!
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I'm calling the juvenile
authorities, right now!
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Have a merry, merry,
merry, merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas
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Have a hap, hap, hap,
hap, happy holiday
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Merry Christmas
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Get yourself into a glow
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Underneath the mistletoe
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Get in, sugar dumplin'.
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Come on, honey! Hurry up!
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Come on!
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Again.
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Oh! I'm comin'!
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Here it comes!
All right! Ready?
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Oh, fuck me, baby!
Fuck me! That's it!
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You like that, baby?
Oh, yeah!
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Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
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Aw...fuck.
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Is Earl Peterson there?
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This is Dawn Davenport.
Dawn Davenport.
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You made love to me
Christmas morning.
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Well, I just wanted
to tell you...
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that I'm pregnant
and I want money.
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You stole my wallet,
you fat bitch!
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So what if I did?
I want money.
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You'll never get
any money from me, cow.
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Just 'cause you got
them big udders...
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don't mean you're
somethin' special.
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Get the hook.
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Go fuck yourself
for all I care.
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Yeah! Go fuck yourself!
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My little Taffy...
my little baby.
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Taffy.
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Little Taffy.
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Mabel, Mabel
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Set the table
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Don't forget the red
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Hot peppers
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Taffy, please stop it.
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You're giving mother
a migraine.
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I can jump rope
if I feel like it.
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It's my house, too.
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You can jump rope
in the bathroom.
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You know it's not
big enough in there.
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Taffy, I have told you
repeatedly...
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no jumping rope
within 10 feet of me.
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Those same singsong rhymes
over and over...
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are enough
to grate on my nerves.
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Mabel, Mabel, set the table!
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Taffy, did you
hear your mother?!
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Do you want another whippin'
with that car aerial?
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It's right in that closet,
don't forget.
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Maybe I'll stop it,
and maybe I won't.
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Why can't I go to school?
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Why can't I have friends?
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You can't go to school,
because I said so.
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I won't have you
nagging me for lunch money...
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and whining for help
on your homework.
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There is no need to know
about the Presidents, wars...
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numbers, or science.
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Just listen to me,
and you'll learn.
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And no little friends
over here repeating rhymes...
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asking flippant questions...
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and talking in those
nagging baby voices.
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Can't you just sit there
and look out into the air?
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Isn't that enough?
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Do you always have to
badger me for attention?
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Mabel, Mabel
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God damn you, Taffy!
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Now you're gonna get it.
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Where's that thing? Come here!
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What are you doing?
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Now, I'm gonna kill you!
265
00:17:50,981 --> 00:17:52,619
Can you help us?
266
00:17:52,649 --> 00:17:53,789
We got a huge purse.
267
00:17:53,819 --> 00:17:54,958
Sure, girls.
Put it in the closet.
268
00:17:54,988 --> 00:17:57,299
Nobody saw you bring
that stuff in here, did they?
269
00:17:57,324 --> 00:17:58,463
No. We got it
right down the street.
270
00:17:58,493 --> 00:17:59,632
Nobody was home.
271
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,971
Oh, good. Sit down.
272
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:03,810
You're lucky
they came in here, Miss Taffy!
273
00:18:03,836 --> 00:18:06,911
We oughta get 10 bucks each
just for the TV.
274
00:18:06,942 --> 00:18:08,285
Hi, there, Taffy.
275
00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:10,087
She's been a hideous
little girl today.
276
00:18:10,114 --> 00:18:11,594
She was about to get
a good whippin'.
277
00:18:11,616 --> 00:18:13,096
She looks so cute.
278
00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:15,260
Who are you...ugly7
279
00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:17,430
You know who they are.
280
00:18:17,459 --> 00:18:19,099
I've never seen them before.
281
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:20,268
Oh, Taffy.
282
00:18:20,298 --> 00:18:22,941
I just saw you yesterday, Taffy.
283
00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:25,076
Come sit here with
your Aunt Chicklette.
284
00:18:25,106 --> 00:18:28,784
Oh, my God! This kid's
bitin' me. Get off!
285
00:18:28,813 --> 00:18:31,455
Taffy, I can't stand it.
You little brat!
286
00:18:31,484 --> 00:18:36,164
She's gettin' tied to her bed
for a week for this.
287
00:18:36,193 --> 00:18:39,005
Oh, my God, listen to you!
288
00:18:39,031 --> 00:18:41,137
You hideous little brat!
289
00:18:41,168 --> 00:18:43,480
She'll never escape this time.
290
00:18:43,505 --> 00:18:45,315
All right, come on.
291
00:18:47,245 --> 00:18:49,750
Brat, shut your hole!
292
00:18:49,783 --> 00:18:52,322
You're gonna pay for it.
Get on that bed.
293
00:18:52,355 --> 00:18:53,493
Shut...
294
00:18:53,522 --> 00:18:55,663
Shut up, Taffy!
295
00:18:55,693 --> 00:18:57,732
Shut up! Gettin' on our nerves.
296
00:18:57,764 --> 00:19:00,337
I don't know what I was thinkin'
about when I had her.
297
00:19:00,369 --> 00:19:02,851
I don't know why you
take that shit from her.
298
00:19:02,873 --> 00:19:04,182
I'll never have another one.
299
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:07,090
What a horrible little kid,
that goddamn little shit.
300
00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:09,289
I don't know how you
take it anyway, Dawn.
301
00:19:09,318 --> 00:19:11,162
She bit my arm.
302
00:19:11,187 --> 00:19:13,135
That child's becoming a monster.
303
00:19:13,158 --> 00:19:16,630
You can't imagine. Whining
and demanding attention...
304
00:19:16,663 --> 00:19:21,741
and shrieking those same stupid
jump-rope chants day and night.
305
00:19:21,773 --> 00:19:23,185
Give me that jump rope.
Where is it?
306
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,347
I'll get that rope.
307
00:19:24,377 --> 00:19:25,516
Oh, thanks, honey.
308
00:19:25,546 --> 00:19:27,652
- Give me those scissors.
- Here.
309
00:19:27,682 --> 00:19:30,723
I've about had it
with this jump rope.
310
00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,828
That's the last time...
311
00:19:32,859 --> 00:19:35,170
she's gonna jump
with this goddamn thing.
312
00:19:35,196 --> 00:19:36,505
Ah! I hate it!
313
00:19:38,701 --> 00:19:40,945
I'm glad I had an abortion.
314
00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:42,851
Maybe she needs more punishment.
315
00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:45,051
I've done everything
a mother can do.
316
00:19:45,081 --> 00:19:46,492
I've locked her in her room.
317
00:19:46,515 --> 00:19:47,860
I've beat her
with the car aerial.
318
00:19:47,885 --> 00:19:49,331
Nothing changes her.
319
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,357
It's hard being a loving mother.
320
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:54,533
I give her free food,
a bed, clean underpants.
321
00:19:54,563 --> 00:19:56,374
What does she expect?
322
00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:00,010
I can't beat her little
baby butt all the time.
323
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,611
Just get your hair done
tomorrow...
324
00:20:01,642 --> 00:20:02,781
and you'll feel better.
325
00:20:02,811 --> 00:20:05,225
That's what I always do
when I get depressed.
326
00:20:05,249 --> 00:20:07,196
Maybe I will.
327
00:20:07,219 --> 00:20:11,170
I'll tell ya, the Lipstick
Beauty Salon is the best.
328
00:20:11,192 --> 00:20:14,734
They only let, well, you know,
special girls in.
329
00:20:14,766 --> 00:20:17,247
You have to audition
to even get your hair done.
330
00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:21,085
And there's this guy
that does hair there.
331
00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:24,582
I'd suck the socks
off him in a minute.
332
00:20:24,616 --> 00:20:26,929
Yeah, Gator's his name,
and you know what?
333
00:20:26,954 --> 00:20:28,764
He lives right next-door.
334
00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:30,600
Wonder what his stow is.
335
00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:32,107
Maybe he's a...
336
00:20:32,129 --> 00:20:33,666
Shelly Chaser.
337
00:20:38,641 --> 00:20:41,453
Aunt Ida. Aunt Ida.
338
00:20:41,479 --> 00:20:42,960
You really like it?
339
00:20:42,982 --> 00:20:45,088
Yeah. All right, Aunt Ida.
340
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:49,070
Aunt Ida! Aunt Ida, all right.
341
00:20:49,092 --> 00:20:50,835
Don't you look sweet.
342
00:20:52,766 --> 00:20:55,214
Yeah! Aunt Ida.
343
00:20:55,237 --> 00:20:59,086
Yeah! All right,Aunt Ida.
Don't you look hot today?
344
00:20:59,110 --> 00:21:00,988
Why, thank ya, honey.
345
00:21:01,013 --> 00:21:02,357
I feel more...
346
00:21:04,652 --> 00:21:06,760
...more comfortable.
347
00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:09,272
Pour me a drink, would ya?
348
00:21:09,294 --> 00:21:10,535
Sure, Aunt Ida.
349
00:21:10,563 --> 00:21:12,135
What would you like?
350
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,909
Sherry.
351
00:21:13,936 --> 00:21:17,944
Have you met
any nice boys in the salon?
352
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,286
They're all pretty nice.
353
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,452
I mean any nice queer boys.
354
00:21:21,482 --> 00:21:23,361
Do you fool with any of 'em?
355
00:21:23,386 --> 00:21:25,594
Aunt Ida, you know I dig women.
356
00:21:25,623 --> 00:21:27,627
Aw, don't tell me that.
357
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:29,733
Christ, let's not
go through this again.
358
00:21:29,764 --> 00:21:32,940
All those beauticians, and you
don't have any boy dates?
359
00:21:32,969 --> 00:21:35,144
I don't want any boy dates.
360
00:21:35,173 --> 00:21:38,156
Oh, honey, I'd be so happy
if you'd turn Nellie.
361
00:21:38,178 --> 00:21:40,319
There ain't no way.
I'm straight.
362
00:21:40,349 --> 00:21:41,829
I mean, I like
a lot of queers...
363
00:21:41,852 --> 00:21:43,834
but I don't dig
their equipment, you know?
364
00:21:43,856 --> 00:21:45,165
I like women.
365
00:21:45,191 --> 00:21:46,865
But you could change.
366
00:21:46,894 --> 00:21:48,340
Queers are just better.
367
00:21:48,363 --> 00:21:50,503
I'd be so proud
if you was a fag...
368
00:21:50,533 --> 00:21:53,176
and had a nice
beautician boyfriend.
369
00:21:53,205 --> 00:21:55,186
I'd never have to worry.
370
00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:57,520
There ain't nothin'
to worry about.
371
00:21:57,545 --> 00:22:02,362
I worry that you'll work
in an office, have children...
372
00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:04,768
celebrate wedding anniversaries.
373
00:22:04,793 --> 00:22:09,245
The world of heterosexual
is a sick and boring life.
374
00:22:09,267 --> 00:22:11,305
Sometimes I think
you're fuckin' crazy.
375
00:22:11,337 --> 00:22:13,911
I'm real happy
just the way I am.
376
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:16,150
Aw, let me bleach your hair out.
377
00:22:16,179 --> 00:22:18,251
Let's go down
to Wagon Wheel Bar.
378
00:22:18,282 --> 00:22:20,594
I know there's some
nice boys there for you.
379
00:22:20,619 --> 00:22:22,692
You are fuckin' nuts,
Aunt Ida.
380
00:22:22,724 --> 00:22:25,502
I gotta get to work.
Don't you worry about me.
381
00:22:25,528 --> 00:22:27,236
Sex ain't no problem.
382
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:29,542
See you after
my last wash-and-set.
383
00:22:29,569 --> 00:22:30,844
OK, honey.
384
00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:48,540
Oh, God, I love hairdressers.
385
00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:49,742
More.
386
00:23:11,042 --> 00:23:15,425
Good morning, staff, and hello
to all the lovely ladies...
387
00:23:15,449 --> 00:23:17,328
of the Lipstick Beauty Salon.
388
00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:19,356
What a beautiful couple.
389
00:23:19,390 --> 00:23:20,528
Thanks, Butter.
390
00:23:20,558 --> 00:23:23,201
That's a gorgeous outfit,
Mrs. Dasher.
391
00:23:23,230 --> 00:23:25,370
- It must be an original.
- It is.
392
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,383
- Bet it cost a fortune.
- It did.
393
00:23:28,405 --> 00:23:30,216
Striking, aren't they?
394
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,416
- So chic.
- No kidding.
395
00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:36,222
Good morning, Mr. Dasher.
396
00:23:36,252 --> 00:23:39,065
You look breathtaking today,
Mrs. Dasher.
397
00:23:39,091 --> 00:23:40,331
Thank you, Vikki.
398
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:42,238
There's some applicants
for appointments here.
399
00:23:42,263 --> 00:23:43,572
Would you like to view them?
400
00:23:43,599 --> 00:23:45,672
Anyone particularly appalling?
401
00:23:45,703 --> 00:23:47,581
Well, yes, there is
a Dawn Davenport.
402
00:23:47,606 --> 00:23:50,749
She seems especially cheap.
You may like her.
403
00:23:50,778 --> 00:23:52,952
At ease! Back to work!
404
00:23:52,982 --> 00:23:55,123
Yes, Mrs. Dasher.
405
00:23:55,152 --> 00:23:57,099
All right, girls.
Come on. Line up.
406
00:23:57,122 --> 00:23:58,261
Here's your big chance.
407
00:23:58,291 --> 00:24:00,102
Here they are, Mr. Dasher.
408
00:24:00,128 --> 00:24:02,609
Back over there
so we can see you.
409
00:24:02,632 --> 00:24:04,773
Oh, my God! Look at that one!
410
00:24:04,802 --> 00:24:06,043
She's just putrid!
411
00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:07,882
You! Go on! Get out!
412
00:24:07,909 --> 00:24:09,787
You heard her. Beat it.
413
00:24:09,811 --> 00:24:11,656
Go on, doll. Get out.
414
00:24:11,682 --> 00:24:14,220
Forgive me, Donald.
I couldn't help it.
415
00:24:14,252 --> 00:24:16,564
There has to be a line
drawn somewhere.
416
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:18,298
You are quite right, Donna.
417
00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:20,569
You see, we are
a private salon...
418
00:24:20,597 --> 00:24:22,772
catering to
ravishing beauties only.
419
00:24:22,801 --> 00:24:24,805
Even one average customer...
420
00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:27,183
would be enough to plummet
our reputation forever...
421
00:24:27,208 --> 00:24:30,589
so we must pick and choose
with great care.
422
00:24:30,614 --> 00:24:33,689
Firstly, I'd like to know
your occupations.
423
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,257
I'm a stripper.
424
00:24:35,289 --> 00:24:37,271
And I work for
the telephone company.
425
00:24:37,293 --> 00:24:39,433
- Disqualified.
-Oh, I'm sorry.
426
00:24:39,463 --> 00:24:41,274
May we suggest
Mr. Ray's Wig World?
427
00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:43,440
What's the matter
with the telephone company?
428
00:24:43,470 --> 00:24:46,453
I believe my husband
is asking the questions.
429
00:24:46,475 --> 00:24:47,614
Go on! Get out!
430
00:24:47,644 --> 00:24:48,954
Get out of my beauty salon!
431
00:24:48,981 --> 00:24:50,119
Beat it, hon.
432
00:24:50,148 --> 00:24:52,289
And you, Miss...
433
00:24:52,319 --> 00:24:53,924
Davenport.
434
00:24:53,955 --> 00:24:55,664
Dawn Davenport.
435
00:24:55,692 --> 00:24:58,971
I'm a thief
and a shitkicker, and...
436
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,569
I'd like to be famous.
437
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,137
I see.
438
00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:03,844
You're quite striking.
439
00:25:03,873 --> 00:25:07,756
We are always curious
as to what drew you here...
440
00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:09,385
to Les Lipstick.
441
00:25:09,416 --> 00:25:11,989
Well, I heard all
the strippers come here...
442
00:25:12,021 --> 00:25:14,400
and I got sick of my old salon.
443
00:25:14,424 --> 00:25:16,668
And supposing
we become sick of you?
444
00:25:16,696 --> 00:25:19,200
Well, I had hoped
that wouldn't happen.
445
00:25:19,233 --> 00:25:21,112
Well, I think
it is happening.
446
00:25:21,137 --> 00:25:24,279
It's hard to explain, but
when I look into your face...
447
00:25:24,308 --> 00:25:26,722
I pick up a distinct feeling
of nausea.
448
00:25:26,746 --> 00:25:27,953
Hey, wait a minute!
449
00:25:27,982 --> 00:25:29,462
Disqualified.
450
00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:31,294
Raising your voice to my wife.
451
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,803
In this shop,
her wish is my command.
452
00:25:33,826 --> 00:25:36,467
May I suggest
Mr. Ray's Wig World?
453
00:25:36,496 --> 00:25:39,138
What is she, some kind
of princess or something?
454
00:25:39,168 --> 00:25:40,649
Princess Perfect.
455
00:25:40,671 --> 00:25:42,778
Hey, get the fuck out!
456
00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:44,812
Oh, Mrs. Dasher,
I'm awfully sorry.
457
00:25:44,845 --> 00:25:46,758
The Better Business Bureau
will hear from me!
458
00:25:46,782 --> 00:25:47,920
Just get out!
459
00:25:47,950 --> 00:25:49,555
Attention!
460
00:25:49,586 --> 00:25:51,498
Staff, this is
our new customer...
461
00:25:51,522 --> 00:25:54,062
Miss Dawn Davenport.
462
00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:55,666
This is Dribbles...
463
00:25:55,697 --> 00:25:57,177
Wink...
464
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,909
Gator...
465
00:25:58,937 --> 00:26:00,314
and Butterfly.
466
00:26:00,338 --> 00:26:02,081
He's been here the longest.
467
00:26:02,109 --> 00:26:04,522
I'd like to have Gator,
if it would be all right.
468
00:26:04,545 --> 00:26:05,685
Certainly.
469
00:26:05,715 --> 00:26:08,630
Gator, see to it
that Miss Davenport...
470
00:26:08,653 --> 00:26:10,657
is well taken care of.
471
00:26:15,666 --> 00:26:18,409
Ooh, Gator, I've heard
so much about you.
472
00:26:18,437 --> 00:26:19,576
Could somebody run and get me...
473
00:26:19,606 --> 00:26:21,314
a double egg salad
on white toast?
474
00:26:21,342 --> 00:26:23,017
Certainly, Dawn.
475
00:29:12,943 --> 00:29:16,155
Can't you put down
those damn magazines?
476
00:29:16,183 --> 00:29:17,822
I like these damn magazines.
477
00:29:17,852 --> 00:29:19,526
Better than me, I suppose?
478
00:29:19,555 --> 00:29:21,628
No, just about
the same in my book.
479
00:29:21,659 --> 00:29:23,698
Oh, can't we do it normal?
480
00:29:23,729 --> 00:29:25,732
This is normal.
481
00:29:27,903 --> 00:29:29,439
Get my tool kit.
482
00:29:29,472 --> 00:29:31,476
Get it yourself.
483
00:29:35,516 --> 00:29:37,725
You want the hammer today, Dawn?
484
00:29:37,753 --> 00:29:39,529
Huh? Huh?
485
00:29:39,556 --> 00:29:40,832
We can try the hack saw.
486
00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:42,203
That would be
something different.
487
00:29:42,228 --> 00:29:43,834
No! Not the hammer, Gator!
488
00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:45,538
Use the needle-nose pliers!
489
00:29:45,566 --> 00:29:48,175
Oh, you asked for it, baby.
490
00:29:58,356 --> 00:30:02,330
Oh, my God! Look at you two,
caught right in the very act!
491
00:30:02,363 --> 00:30:05,074
Isn't that a pretty sight?
492
00:30:05,102 --> 00:30:06,707
Taffy, go to your room.
493
00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:08,377
Hey, Taffy, baby, cool down.
494
00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:09,716
Come on over here
with your daddy.
495
00:30:09,743 --> 00:30:11,519
Don't you talk to her like that.
496
00:30:11,546 --> 00:30:16,363
You're not my daddy,
you disgusting, hippie pig.
497
00:30:16,388 --> 00:30:17,925
And I wouldn't get near a bed...
498
00:30:17,957 --> 00:30:20,462
that had been defiled
by the likes of you two.
499
00:30:20,495 --> 00:30:23,239
I'd sooner
jump in a river of snot.
500
00:30:23,266 --> 00:30:24,611
Well, go jump, then!
501
00:30:24,636 --> 00:30:27,619
Go kill yourself
and do us all a favor!
502
00:30:27,641 --> 00:30:30,486
Hey, Taffy, baby,
come suck your daddy's dick.
503
00:30:30,512 --> 00:30:33,394
I wouldn't suck your lousy dick
if I was suffocating...
504
00:30:33,418 --> 00:30:36,732
and there was oxygen
in your balls!
505
00:30:36,757 --> 00:30:38,669
You pay some respect
to your mother, Miss Taffy.
506
00:30:38,694 --> 00:30:41,302
And if I catch you spying
and nosing around here...
507
00:30:41,332 --> 00:30:45,477
one more time, I'm going to put
you in the mental hospital.
508
00:30:45,505 --> 00:30:47,452
She can't help it.
She's retarded.
509
00:30:47,475 --> 00:30:49,583
I am not retarded!
510
00:30:49,614 --> 00:30:51,423
Oh, yes, you are, Taffy.
511
00:30:51,449 --> 00:30:53,864
I had you tested when you
were a little girl.
512
00:30:53,887 --> 00:30:56,129
A staff of doctors examined you.
513
00:30:56,157 --> 00:30:58,537
And maybe the reason
you don't remember...
514
00:30:58,563 --> 00:31:02,012
is that they told me you
are most definitely retarded.
515
00:31:02,035 --> 00:31:05,918
I never went to any hospital.
That is a rotten, filthy lie!
516
00:31:05,942 --> 00:31:07,182
I'm afraid it's the truth.
517
00:31:07,210 --> 00:31:09,419
I don't like it
any better than you do.
518
00:31:09,447 --> 00:31:12,693
To think that my genes
were polluted by your birth...
519
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,496
is not a very pleasant thought.
520
00:31:14,523 --> 00:31:16,630
Oh, how could
I call you my mother?
521
00:31:16,661 --> 00:31:18,505
I wish I'd been an orphan!
522
00:31:18,530 --> 00:31:21,206
You can tell she's retarded.
Look at her face.
523
00:31:21,235 --> 00:31:22,978
She has the face
of an old woman.
524
00:31:23,005 --> 00:31:26,216
Oh, it's true.
Look in the mirror, Taffy.
525
00:31:26,244 --> 00:31:28,418
For 14, you don't look so good.
526
00:31:28,447 --> 00:31:32,091
It's because you've been
such a brat all your life...
527
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,798
that now, all that brattishness
is showing in your face...
528
00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:38,002
the face of a retarded brat.
529
00:31:38,031 --> 00:31:42,278
Yes, sirree, that's a real time
warp of a face you got there.
530
00:31:42,305 --> 00:31:43,650
What do you know
about anything?
531
00:31:43,675 --> 00:31:46,520
Some of the faces I've seen you
with could stop a train.
532
00:31:46,547 --> 00:31:48,356
Give me $10.
533
00:31:48,382 --> 00:31:49,988
Awfully demanding, aren't you?
534
00:31:50,019 --> 00:31:52,558
Give me $10,
or I'm calling the police.
535
00:31:52,590 --> 00:31:54,195
It's as simple as that.
536
00:31:54,226 --> 00:31:58,645
And don't think I'd hesitate to
put you two slobs behind bars...
537
00:31:58,668 --> 00:32:01,411
for the rest of your lives.
538
00:32:01,438 --> 00:32:03,546
What would you do with $107
539
00:32:03,577 --> 00:32:04,954
Writing a book, hippie?
540
00:32:04,978 --> 00:32:06,481
Why don't you go listen
to some folk music...
541
00:32:06,514 --> 00:32:07,927
and give me a break?!
542
00:32:07,951 --> 00:32:10,934
Taffy Davenport!
Give her the money.
543
00:32:10,956 --> 00:32:12,095
What?
544
00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:14,333
You heard me!
I said give her the $10.
545
00:32:27,886 --> 00:32:29,594
You digging it, baby?
546
00:32:35,866 --> 00:32:38,143
Real funny, Gator!
547
00:32:38,170 --> 00:32:40,585
You should have seen your face.
548
00:32:40,608 --> 00:32:41,985
I've had it with you!
549
00:32:42,010 --> 00:32:44,117
Why don't you just get out?
550
00:32:44,147 --> 00:32:47,460
Go back to your fat aunt
and leave me alone!
551
00:32:47,486 --> 00:32:50,367
I got off on it.
I really got off on it.
552
00:32:50,391 --> 00:32:53,273
Oh, did you?
Well, hip, hip, hooray...
553
00:32:53,297 --> 00:32:54,936
for your cheap climax.
554
00:32:54,966 --> 00:32:57,175
What about me, fuck face?!
555
00:32:57,204 --> 00:33:00,278
Some pitiful excuse for
a husband you turned out to be.
556
00:33:00,309 --> 00:33:03,190
Why don't you just go
take your fucking tool kit...
557
00:33:03,214 --> 00:33:04,957
and go fuck a garage?
558
00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:06,520
I'm gonna get my hair done.
559
00:33:06,553 --> 00:33:07,965
I couldn't help it.
560
00:33:07,989 --> 00:33:10,300
If you could have seen
the expression on your face.
561
00:33:10,326 --> 00:33:12,809
I thought I'd piss myself when I
seen that carrot in your mouth.
562
00:33:12,831 --> 00:33:15,073
It's a weird joint,
ain't it, Dawn?
563
00:33:15,101 --> 00:33:17,744
You're cut off
for 2 weeks for this.
564
00:33:17,773 --> 00:33:21,986
And don't-just don't even speak
to me at the salon, either.
565
00:33:22,014 --> 00:33:25,726
Just pretend we don't
know one another.
566
00:33:31,998 --> 00:33:34,276
That will be $104, please.
567
00:33:34,302 --> 00:33:36,580
For a wash-and-set?
568
00:33:36,606 --> 00:33:38,781
Well, I don't know what
you're accustomed to...
569
00:33:38,809 --> 00:33:41,759
in good grooming, but this
is the Lipstick Beauty Salon...
570
00:33:41,782 --> 00:33:44,423
and not some bargain-basement
beauty school.
571
00:33:44,452 --> 00:33:45,592
That's outrageous!
572
00:33:45,622 --> 00:33:48,502
I won't pay that
for a wash-and-set.
573
00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,702
Well, give us
the hairdo back, then.
574
00:33:50,731 --> 00:33:53,008
What are you talking about?
575
00:33:53,035 --> 00:33:55,779
Boys, she won't pay.
Take the hairdo back.
576
00:33:55,806 --> 00:33:57,879
What do you mean
she won't pay?
577
00:33:57,910 --> 00:34:00,323
Won't pay? Slut! Come here!
578
00:34:00,347 --> 00:34:01,726
Don't take that.
579
00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:02,889
Pay for the goddamn hair...
580
00:34:02,919 --> 00:34:05,264
I ought to rip your face off!
581
00:34:05,289 --> 00:34:06,531
Get out of my salon!
582
00:34:06,559 --> 00:34:08,095
Don't ever set foot
in here again...
583
00:34:08,127 --> 00:34:10,610
or I'll put your little
plastic surgery in reverse!
584
00:34:10,633 --> 00:34:12,203
Now get out!
585
00:34:12,234 --> 00:34:13,613
I'm sorry I made you wait.
586
00:34:13,638 --> 00:34:16,142
We had some trouble
up at front.
587
00:34:16,175 --> 00:34:17,520
What does she think this is?
588
00:34:17,545 --> 00:34:19,219
Sorry for the interruption,
Sally.
589
00:34:19,247 --> 00:34:21,250
You're one
of my prettiest customers.
590
00:34:21,284 --> 00:34:23,027
Oh, shut up, Dribbles.
591
00:34:23,054 --> 00:34:26,196
The things a woman has to go
through to get some height.
592
00:34:26,226 --> 00:34:27,605
How's your little girl?
593
00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:30,043
Why don't you
bring her in more often?
594
00:34:30,066 --> 00:34:32,639
Why, so you can undress her
again with your eyes?
595
00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,983
Christ sake,
she's only 6 years old.
596
00:34:35,009 --> 00:34:38,322
I know...but I just like
to play with her.
597
00:34:38,347 --> 00:34:39,987
I wish I was a little girl.
598
00:34:40,018 --> 00:34:41,862
Well,throw a goddamn penny
in a fountain...
599
00:34:41,887 --> 00:34:44,597
and make a goddamn wish,
and maybe it'll come true.
600
00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:47,267
So I told her, "You can keep
your fuckin' $10."
601
00:34:47,296 --> 00:34:50,438
I can steal $10 faster
than they can make it.
602
00:34:50,468 --> 00:34:52,381
What's the big deal
about money?
603
00:34:52,406 --> 00:34:55,879
It's so easy to get, I can't
imagine why anybody works.
604
00:34:55,912 --> 00:34:58,257
It boggles my imagination.
605
00:34:58,282 --> 00:35:01,060
Well, maybe everybody's not
a common thief like you.
606
00:35:01,087 --> 00:35:04,834
Butterfly, you tired thing,
we are anything but common.
607
00:35:04,861 --> 00:35:07,969
I love the smell of shampoo.
608
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,505
We are upper-echelon
cat burglars...
609
00:35:10,538 --> 00:35:14,044
and don't you forget it,
Mr. Butterfly.
610
00:35:14,077 --> 00:35:15,581
Of course,
I think I like the smell...
611
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:18,060
of Clairol cream
conditioner better.
612
00:35:18,084 --> 00:35:20,259
You know, when it's on
a freshly bleached head?
613
00:35:20,288 --> 00:35:22,326
I don't know.
I like them both, but...
614
00:35:22,357 --> 00:35:23,497
Shut up.
615
00:35:23,527 --> 00:35:24,905
Don't pay them any mind,Wink.
616
00:35:24,930 --> 00:35:27,845
They wouldn't know beauty
if they fell over it.
617
00:35:27,868 --> 00:35:29,348
Oh, hi, Dawn.
618
00:35:29,370 --> 00:35:30,748
Good morning, Vikki.
619
00:35:30,773 --> 00:35:32,755
I'd like my hair done
quickly and quietly.
620
00:35:32,777 --> 00:35:34,587
Why, sure, hon.
You want Gator?
621
00:35:34,613 --> 00:35:36,321
Is he here today?
You want him to do it?
622
00:35:36,349 --> 00:35:38,627
No, I don't, Vikki,
and if you must know...
623
00:35:38,653 --> 00:35:40,292
I'm thinking of a divorce...
624
00:35:40,323 --> 00:35:42,361
so please don't ever mention
his name to me again.
625
00:35:42,392 --> 00:35:45,103
I'm sorry to hear that, Dawn.
Is he here today?
626
00:35:45,132 --> 00:35:47,238
I'm really not
aware of his schedule.
627
00:35:47,268 --> 00:35:48,407
Please! Really!
628
00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:49,941
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
629
00:35:49,974 --> 00:35:51,419
I know what
you're going through.
630
00:35:51,442 --> 00:35:54,051
I really do.
But they're all bastards!
631
00:35:54,081 --> 00:35:55,527
Cheer up. You don't need him.
632
00:35:55,550 --> 00:35:57,554
It's all right. It's OK.
633
00:35:57,587 --> 00:35:59,534
Just get somebody
to set my hair, please.
634
00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:01,971
Sure, hon.
Excuse me a minute, hon.
635
00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:03,167
Sure.
636
00:36:05,568 --> 00:36:07,515
Why, yes, she's right here.
637
00:36:07,538 --> 00:36:09,018
Why, certainly.
638
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,645
That was Mr. Dasher, Dawn.
639
00:36:10,676 --> 00:36:12,885
He want to see you in private.
640
00:36:12,914 --> 00:36:15,191
No one has ever
been back there before.
641
00:36:15,217 --> 00:36:17,096
It must be something big.
642
00:36:17,121 --> 00:36:18,760
Oh, and I look a mess.
643
00:36:18,790 --> 00:36:20,236
Get fixed up, hon.
644
00:36:20,259 --> 00:36:22,572
Oh...thanks a lot, Vikki.
645
00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:24,134
Good luck.
646
00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:27,377
Hi, Sally. Hi, Concetta.
Hey, Wink.
647
00:36:27,405 --> 00:36:29,820
Hi. Well, good-bye.
I've got to go.
648
00:36:29,844 --> 00:36:32,121
I can't talk to you now.
I've got to go see Mr. Dasher.
649
00:36:32,147 --> 00:36:33,320
See you later.
650
00:36:36,187 --> 00:36:36,723
Come in.
651
00:36:39,292 --> 00:36:40,465
In here.
652
00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:46,078
Good to see you, Dawn.
653
00:36:46,105 --> 00:36:47,244
Hello, Mr. Dasher.
654
00:36:47,274 --> 00:36:49,050
It's a privilege
to have you here.
655
00:36:49,077 --> 00:36:50,216
A sip of soda?
656
00:36:50,246 --> 00:36:51,692
Oh, thank you.
657
00:36:53,217 --> 00:36:55,564
Hmm. But I don't
understand this honor.
658
00:36:55,589 --> 00:36:57,432
You will in time,
Miss Davenport.
659
00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:58,598
Have a seat, won't you?
660
00:36:58,628 --> 00:37:00,005
Oh, thank you.
661
00:37:01,499 --> 00:37:03,207
My wife and I--and please...
662
00:37:03,235 --> 00:37:05,774
do call us Donald
and Donna from now on...
663
00:37:05,806 --> 00:37:07,481
are wondering if you
wouldn't be interested...
664
00:37:07,510 --> 00:37:09,821
in becoming involved
in show business.
665
00:37:09,847 --> 00:37:11,259
Show business?!
666
00:37:11,283 --> 00:37:13,389
Well, sort of show business.
667
00:37:13,419 --> 00:37:16,334
You see, Dawn, we're planning
a little experiment...
668
00:37:16,357 --> 00:37:18,738
a beauty experiment,
you could call it...
669
00:37:18,763 --> 00:37:20,607
and we want you
to be our model.
670
00:37:20,632 --> 00:37:23,707
Sort of a glamorous
guinea pig,you might say.
671
00:37:23,738 --> 00:37:25,308
A beauty experiment?
672
00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:27,049
You see, my husband and I...
673
00:37:27,077 --> 00:37:29,388
enjoy taking pictures
a great deal.
674
00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:32,421
We'd like you to pose
for some rather unusual shots.
675
00:37:32,453 --> 00:37:35,061
Oh-ho, you mean pornography.
676
00:37:35,091 --> 00:37:36,538
Certainly not!
677
00:37:36,561 --> 00:37:38,438
Sex is not one
of our interests.
678
00:37:38,464 --> 00:37:40,001
As a matter of fact...
679
00:37:40,033 --> 00:37:41,672
one of the rules
you must always obey...
680
00:37:41,703 --> 00:37:44,117
is to never mention
the sex act in front of us.
681
00:37:44,140 --> 00:37:46,622
We find the subject
most repellent...
682
00:37:46,645 --> 00:37:49,924
and we must ask you to observe
this rule at all times.
683
00:37:49,950 --> 00:37:53,025
You should know that we view sex
as a violation of the spirit...
684
00:37:53,055 --> 00:37:56,198
and we would certainly never
allow ourselves to be caught...
685
00:37:56,228 --> 00:37:58,608
in one of those
ludicrous positions.
686
00:37:58,632 --> 00:38:00,511
Oh, of course,
of course. I'm so sorry.
687
00:38:00,536 --> 00:38:01,947
I really didn't know.
688
00:38:01,971 --> 00:38:03,509
Are you still a thief, Dawn?
689
00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:05,954
Yes, I am. Not as much
as I used to be...
690
00:38:05,978 --> 00:38:07,550
but I still rob houses.
691
00:38:07,582 --> 00:38:08,960
With those other two?
692
00:38:08,984 --> 00:38:11,261
Yes, Chicklette and Concetta.
693
00:38:11,287 --> 00:38:13,826
Would you allow us
to take some photos of you...
694
00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:15,636
committing various crimes?
695
00:38:15,662 --> 00:38:17,643
Crimes that tickled our fancy?
696
00:38:17,665 --> 00:38:19,510
I--I guess so.
697
00:38:19,536 --> 00:38:22,883
You see, our experiment involves
beauty and crime.
698
00:38:22,908 --> 00:38:24,947
We feel them to be one.
699
00:38:24,979 --> 00:38:28,326
We have a theory that crime
enhances one's beauty.
700
00:38:28,351 --> 00:38:31,528
The worse the crime gets,
the more ravishing one becomes.
701
00:38:31,557 --> 00:38:33,766
We want you to prove us right.
702
00:38:33,795 --> 00:38:35,172
Say yes, Dawn.
703
00:38:35,196 --> 00:38:37,439
Aren't you sick
of getting your hair done?
704
00:38:37,468 --> 00:38:39,449
Don't you want
the throbbing excitement...
705
00:38:39,471 --> 00:38:40,974
of a modeling career?
706
00:38:41,007 --> 00:38:43,717
We'll give you a new look,
an interest in life...
707
00:38:43,745 --> 00:38:45,727
and together,
we could overcome...
708
00:38:45,749 --> 00:38:48,891
this boredom
that imprisons us all.
709
00:38:48,921 --> 00:38:51,402
Well, I'd love to have
the two of you take my photos...
710
00:38:51,424 --> 00:38:53,337
but I won't get arrested,
will I?
711
00:38:53,361 --> 00:38:55,934
The police department
will not be involved.
712
00:38:55,966 --> 00:38:59,439
And any special favors,
well, don't hesitate to ask.
713
00:38:59,473 --> 00:39:01,853
Well, there is one thing.
714
00:39:01,877 --> 00:39:03,448
Ask, and you shall receive.
715
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,619
Fire my husband.
716
00:39:04,648 --> 00:39:05,787
Gator?
717
00:39:05,817 --> 00:39:07,421
Yes! I want a divorce!
718
00:39:12,194 --> 00:39:14,541
Vikki, this is Mr. Dasher.
719
00:39:14,566 --> 00:39:17,481
Uh, please fire Gator.
720
00:39:17,505 --> 00:39:19,543
No reason. Yes.
721
00:39:19,574 --> 00:39:22,056
Tell him no reason at all.
722
00:39:24,215 --> 00:39:25,662
Look who's coming out now.
723
00:39:25,685 --> 00:39:28,566
Hey, fatso, I want
to talk to you a second.
724
00:39:28,590 --> 00:39:30,195
Just speak to my attorney.
725
00:39:30,226 --> 00:39:32,207
Hey! Did you get me fired?
726
00:39:32,229 --> 00:39:34,473
Maybe I did,
and maybe I didn't.
727
00:39:36,069 --> 00:39:37,242
Shut up!
728
00:39:43,283 --> 00:39:45,822
Look out!
Look out! Look out!
729
00:39:58,977 --> 00:40:00,821
How many times
have I told you...
730
00:40:00,846 --> 00:40:03,830
to play car accident
outside?!
731
00:40:03,852 --> 00:40:06,596
Oh! Oh, mother!
It was a horrible accident!
732
00:40:06,624 --> 00:40:07,968
Look at my friend!
733
00:40:07,993 --> 00:40:09,131
She was in the death seat...
734
00:40:09,161 --> 00:40:11,200
and her head got caught
in the windshield!
735
00:40:11,232 --> 00:40:13,737
Oh, the ambulance should
be here soon, I think.
736
00:40:13,769 --> 00:40:16,411
I'm OK...I guess...
737
00:40:16,442 --> 00:40:18,582
Oh! it wasn't my fault!
738
00:40:18,612 --> 00:40:20,286
The other car
came out of nowhere...
739
00:40:20,314 --> 00:40:22,192
and I--I slammed
on the brakes.
740
00:40:22,217 --> 00:40:24,062
Look at this mess, Taffy!
741
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:27,504
Broken glass and ketchup
all over my fine furniture!
742
00:40:27,527 --> 00:40:31,444
Call another ambulance!
Call anybody!
743
00:40:31,468 --> 00:40:34,576
Help me...
744
00:40:34,606 --> 00:40:36,986
Where did you
get this crap, Taffy?
745
00:40:37,011 --> 00:40:39,185
I told you to spend that money
I gave you on a cute outfit.
746
00:40:39,214 --> 00:40:41,696
But oh, no!
as soon as my back is turned...
747
00:40:41,718 --> 00:40:44,030
you run right out
and spend it on props...
748
00:40:44,056 --> 00:40:45,434
for your morbid little games.
749
00:40:45,458 --> 00:40:47,336
Well, I want it
cleaned up, pronto!
750
00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:48,603
We're having guests
for dinner...
751
00:40:48,631 --> 00:40:50,771
and I want you
on tiptop behavior...
752
00:40:50,801 --> 00:40:54,547
and looking as p-r-e-t-t-y
as humanly possible.
753
00:40:54,574 --> 00:40:56,647
Who's coming to dinner?
754
00:40:56,679 --> 00:40:59,457
Donald and Donna Dasher
are going to join us...
755
00:40:59,483 --> 00:41:01,395
for a small, informal buffet.
756
00:41:01,421 --> 00:41:03,959
And if you dare to embarrass me
in front of them...
757
00:41:03,991 --> 00:41:06,302
If I have to eat with Gator,
I'll spit food!
758
00:41:06,328 --> 00:41:07,707
I'm afraid I'm going
to have to be the one...
759
00:41:07,731 --> 00:41:09,370
to break the news
to you, Taffy.
760
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,178
I've thrown Gator out
and started divorce proceedings.
761
00:41:12,205 --> 00:41:15,051
I don't want to seem overly
bitter, but I'd appreciate it...
762
00:41:15,077 --> 00:41:16,922
if you would destroy
all of his belongings.
763
00:41:16,947 --> 00:41:20,089
Well, hallelujah.
764
00:41:20,119 --> 00:41:23,125
I'd be happy to, mother.
765
00:41:27,799 --> 00:41:29,508
I'm going to go
sink into along...
766
00:41:29,536 --> 00:41:31,574
hot beauty bath now and...
767
00:41:31,606 --> 00:41:35,021
try to erase the stink
of a 5-year marriage.
768
00:41:35,045 --> 00:41:37,961
Someone at such a tender age
as you, Taffy...
769
00:41:37,984 --> 00:41:39,862
might find it
difficult to understand...
770
00:41:39,887 --> 00:41:44,704
what a long, hard, painful
decision this was on my part.
771
00:41:44,729 --> 00:41:48,441
I'm a free woman now, and my
life is just ready to begin.
772
00:41:51,073 --> 00:41:55,149
Oh, Ernie, have another pretzel,
for Christ's sake.
773
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,025
Wait till you meet
my little Gator.
774
00:41:57,050 --> 00:41:59,555
You two are gonna
fall right in love.
775
00:41:59,588 --> 00:42:03,801
My dear, I hope so.
Are you sure he's gay?
776
00:42:03,829 --> 00:42:05,833
Well, I just use common sense.
777
00:42:05,866 --> 00:42:10,215
I mean, if they're smart,
they're queer.
778
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:13,520
And if they're stupid,
they're straight.
779
00:42:13,547 --> 00:42:14,754
Rig ht, Ernie?
780
00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:16,956
Are you sure you won't
have another pretzel?
781
00:42:16,985 --> 00:42:19,331
I'm sure, Miss thing.
I'm sure.
782
00:42:19,356 --> 00:42:21,337
Pretzels give you plaque.
783
00:42:22,629 --> 00:42:24,576
Hello, Aunt Ida.
784
00:42:24,599 --> 00:42:26,740
Gator, what a coincidence.
785
00:42:26,770 --> 00:42:29,753
There's somebody here
dying to meet you.
786
00:42:29,775 --> 00:42:32,986
Ernie, this is Gator.
Gator, this is Ernie.
787
00:42:33,013 --> 00:42:34,322
Hi, stud.
788
00:42:34,349 --> 00:42:36,627
Get him out of here.
789
00:42:36,653 --> 00:42:39,398
Gator Nelson,
you be polite to Ernie.
790
00:42:39,426 --> 00:42:41,429
He wants a date with you.
791
00:42:41,462 --> 00:42:43,272
Well, I don't want
a date with him.
792
00:42:43,298 --> 00:42:44,869
I came to say
good-bye, Aunt Ida.
793
00:42:44,901 --> 00:42:46,507
I'm moving to Detroit.
794
00:42:46,538 --> 00:42:47,711
What?!
795
00:42:47,740 --> 00:42:49,812
I want to be near
the auto industry.
796
00:42:49,843 --> 00:42:51,118
I'm sick of hairdressing.
797
00:42:51,145 --> 00:42:53,491
And besides, Dawn had me fired.
798
00:42:53,517 --> 00:42:55,624
I can get you a job
in the bath, Maw.
799
00:42:55,654 --> 00:42:57,657
Look, fucker,
take a walk, all right?
800
00:42:59,159 --> 00:43:01,801
Look, you better beat it before
I punch your fucking face...
801
00:43:01,831 --> 00:43:03,175
out that window.
802
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,874
No gay knocks for me, Ida.
803
00:43:04,903 --> 00:43:07,580
At best,
all you've got is trade.
804
00:43:07,608 --> 00:43:10,853
Oh, Gator, Ernie's your type.
805
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,384
Move back in with me...
806
00:43:12,417 --> 00:43:16,094
and we'll get you a job
as a female impersonator.
807
00:43:16,123 --> 00:43:19,368
His hands are too big, darling.
808
00:43:19,396 --> 00:43:23,278
Bye, Gator. it was...
fab meeting you.
809
00:43:23,302 --> 00:43:26,285
Fuck you!
You're worse than my wife.
810
00:43:26,307 --> 00:43:27,845
You can't leave.
811
00:43:27,877 --> 00:43:29,687
Well, I am.
812
00:43:29,713 --> 00:43:33,960
Oh, Gator,
I'm sorry about Ernie.
813
00:43:33,987 --> 00:43:36,402
I thought you'd be
cute together.
814
00:43:36,426 --> 00:43:39,306
Anybody's better
than Dawn Slavenport.
815
00:43:39,330 --> 00:43:40,936
It'll be all right, Aunt Ida.
816
00:43:40,967 --> 00:43:42,743
I'm just sick of
everything here.
817
00:43:42,769 --> 00:43:44,682
I'm going to Detroit
and find happiness...
818
00:43:44,707 --> 00:43:46,688
within the auto industry.
819
00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:49,421
No, Gator, no!
I'll die if you leave!
820
00:43:51,518 --> 00:43:53,522
All right, Aunt Ida.
Good-bye.
821
00:44:17,831 --> 00:44:18,969
What?
822
00:44:18,999 --> 00:44:20,274
Hi, brat. ls your mother home?
823
00:44:20,301 --> 00:44:22,840
I have a little
going-away present for her.
824
00:44:22,873 --> 00:44:24,377
Ah,you...
825
00:44:24,410 --> 00:44:25,788
Hey, mother!
826
00:44:25,812 --> 00:44:28,225
There's a shit out here
to see you!
827
00:44:30,853 --> 00:44:32,664
What are you doing on my porch?
828
00:44:32,691 --> 00:44:34,502
I told you not to come
moping around here anymore.
829
00:44:34,528 --> 00:44:36,839
Dawn, don't have
so many hard feelings.
830
00:44:36,864 --> 00:44:38,937
I brought you a little present
to remember me by.
831
00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:40,311
Yeah? What is it?
832
00:44:46,549 --> 00:44:48,757
Oh, God. This
neighborhood's hideous.
833
00:44:48,785 --> 00:44:52,132
I'm scared rats are gonna
come out and bite my new nylons.
834
00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:54,161
True, it's not Beverly Hills...
835
00:44:54,195 --> 00:44:56,700
but crime breeds
in these neighborhoods, Donna.
836
00:44:56,733 --> 00:44:58,715
It's really
an oh-so-perfect place...
837
00:44:58,737 --> 00:45:00,581
for our crime model to live.
838
00:45:00,606 --> 00:45:02,086
I rather like it.
839
00:45:02,109 --> 00:45:04,682
I'm glad I didn't wear
one of my designer originals.
840
00:45:04,713 --> 00:45:07,492
The air is so sooty and damp,
our clothes will be ready...
841
00:45:07,519 --> 00:45:09,226
for the Goodwill after this.
842
00:45:09,254 --> 00:45:10,735
Stop being so prissy, Donna.
843
00:45:10,758 --> 00:45:12,898
Excitement is not always clean.
844
00:45:12,927 --> 00:45:14,806
You must get used
to this lowlife...
845
00:45:14,831 --> 00:45:19,978
for here lies beauty.
Crime and beauty.
846
00:45:20,007 --> 00:45:22,853
Oh, here it is. How perfect.
847
00:45:23,981 --> 00:45:26,087
Hold on. I'll be right there.
848
00:45:29,423 --> 00:45:31,701
Hi. Come on in.
849
00:45:31,728 --> 00:45:33,572
Good evening, Dawn.
850
00:45:38,439 --> 00:45:40,215
Did you have any trouble
finding the place?
851
00:45:40,242 --> 00:45:42,622
Your directions
were pinpoint perfect.
852
00:45:42,647 --> 00:45:45,254
And your street, well,
it's a street of charm.
853
00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:46,424
Oh, thank you.
854
00:45:46,453 --> 00:45:48,297
Lovely.
855
00:45:48,323 --> 00:45:50,771
And I bet you cleaned
just for us.
856
00:45:50,794 --> 00:45:52,537
Well, I did tidy up.
857
00:45:52,565 --> 00:45:54,169
Uh, what happened
to your eye?
858
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,978
Oh, that.
lam so embarrassed.
859
00:45:57,004 --> 00:46:01,319
I fell getting on the bus
and hit my eye on the fare box.
860
00:46:01,346 --> 00:46:03,828
Well, I felt like a damn fool.
861
00:46:03,851 --> 00:46:05,228
Oh, come on in.
862
00:46:05,252 --> 00:46:06,733
May I take a photo of it?
863
00:46:06,755 --> 00:46:08,566
Oh, certainly.
864
00:46:10,362 --> 00:46:12,401
Nice.
865
00:46:12,433 --> 00:46:14,414
I love having my picture taken.
866
00:46:14,436 --> 00:46:17,317
Oh, I'm sorry. Sit down.
867
00:46:17,342 --> 00:46:20,348
I'm so excited about you all
coming here for dinner.
868
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:21,723
Stunning arrangement.
869
00:46:21,748 --> 00:46:24,664
Oh, thank you.
You both look so nice.
870
00:46:24,687 --> 00:46:26,565
Oh, thank you.
871
00:46:26,590 --> 00:46:30,666
I'd like you to meet
my daughter Taffy.
872
00:46:30,697 --> 00:46:33,043
Taffy, this is
Mr. and Mrs. Dasher.
873
00:46:33,068 --> 00:46:35,071
They're going to put mother
into show business!
874
00:46:35,105 --> 00:46:37,178
Is the circus in town?
875
00:46:37,209 --> 00:46:39,121
She's so funny.
876
00:46:39,145 --> 00:46:41,594
If you'll excuse me,
I'll go check on dinner.
877
00:46:41,617 --> 00:46:43,393
Help yourself to the chips.
878
00:46:47,126 --> 00:46:49,541
What's that camera for?
879
00:46:49,564 --> 00:46:51,043
To take pictures
of your mother.
880
00:46:51,066 --> 00:46:52,205
Her?
881
00:46:52,235 --> 00:46:54,808
We happen to think
she is quite beautiful.
882
00:46:54,839 --> 00:46:57,755
You must be cockeyed, then.
883
00:46:57,779 --> 00:47:00,887
Hey, lady, have some chips?
884
00:47:02,354 --> 00:47:03,799
Really, I couldn't.
885
00:47:03,822 --> 00:47:06,270
Thanks, but, uh, no, thanks.
886
00:47:08,731 --> 00:47:11,212
Do you want your spaghetti
with or without cheese?
887
00:47:11,234 --> 00:47:15,083
I'll have two
chicken breasts, please.
888
00:47:15,108 --> 00:47:16,919
Well, uh, we're not
having that.
889
00:47:16,945 --> 00:47:18,927
We're having spaghetti.
890
00:47:18,949 --> 00:47:22,296
Oh, I couldn't
possibly eat spaghetti.
891
00:47:22,322 --> 00:47:24,268
Do I look Italian?
892
00:47:24,291 --> 00:47:26,968
We rarely eat
any form of noodle, Dawn...
893
00:47:26,997 --> 00:47:29,479
but I'll take a tiny portion
to be polite.
894
00:47:29,501 --> 00:47:31,276
With cheese, please.
895
00:47:31,303 --> 00:47:34,219
I'll have an extremely large
glass of ice water.
896
00:47:34,242 --> 00:47:37,123
I want mine
with lots of cheese.
897
00:47:37,147 --> 00:47:39,686
I'm afraid there's not
enough for you, Taffy.
898
00:47:39,718 --> 00:47:41,255
How about some toast?
899
00:47:41,287 --> 00:47:43,895
What do you mean,
there's not enough?
900
00:47:43,925 --> 00:47:46,772
You can feed
these two ham bones...
901
00:47:46,798 --> 00:47:49,474
and you can't feed
your own daughter?
902
00:47:49,503 --> 00:47:54,012
I told you things were gonna
start changing around here.
903
00:47:54,044 --> 00:47:57,722
Taffy, don't make me lose
my temper in front of company.
904
00:48:00,187 --> 00:48:02,500
Now, there's not enough
food for you to eat.
905
00:48:02,526 --> 00:48:04,473
Perhaps if Mr. Dasher
leaves some on his plate...
906
00:48:04,495 --> 00:48:06,169
you may have first pick.
907
00:48:06,198 --> 00:48:08,111
But I cannot be running out
to the supermarket...
908
00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:09,672
every minute just for you.
909
00:48:09,704 --> 00:48:12,414
If I can't have any, nobody can!
910
00:48:12,443 --> 00:48:13,980
You come out
of that kitchen!
911
00:48:14,012 --> 00:48:15,925
Give it to me! They can't
have it, and I want it!
912
00:48:15,949 --> 00:48:17,691
Put that food down,
you little brat!
913
00:48:17,718 --> 00:48:19,393
They can't have it,
and I want it!
914
00:48:19,422 --> 00:48:20,730
You horrible little brat!
915
00:48:20,757 --> 00:48:22,898
You lay off that food!
I'm paying for that food!
916
00:48:24,864 --> 00:48:26,641
Oh, my God!
917
00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:31,718
Oh, my God,
I'm going to kill you!
918
00:48:31,743 --> 00:48:32,881
Let me see--
919
00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:34,084
Face forward.
920
00:48:40,559 --> 00:48:42,631
This is so exciting!
921
00:48:42,662 --> 00:48:44,769
Just think of all
the little horror stories...
922
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,712
that go on
in other peoples' lives.
923
00:48:46,736 --> 00:48:49,014
Your dinner party has been
a smashing success.
924
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:50,178
Oh, I'm so sorry...
925
00:48:50,208 --> 00:48:51,450
you had to be
a witness to this.
926
00:48:51,478 --> 00:48:52,617
I didn't want to tell you...
927
00:48:52,647 --> 00:48:54,719
but my daughter's retarded.
928
00:48:54,750 --> 00:48:57,324
A child psychologist told me
to beat her unmercifully...
929
00:48:57,356 --> 00:48:58,596
whenever she acted up.
930
00:48:58,624 --> 00:49:00,503
But it's never
gone this far before.
931
00:49:00,528 --> 00:49:02,201
I hope she's not dead!
932
00:49:02,229 --> 00:49:03,869
Oh, these photographs
will be stunning.
933
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,039
How about a few more
quickie shots...
934
00:49:05,068 --> 00:49:06,206
if you don't mind?
935
00:49:06,236 --> 00:49:07,410
Oh, anything for you, Donald.
936
00:49:07,439 --> 00:49:09,886
Oh, OK, uh...look rough!
937
00:49:11,446 --> 00:49:12,824
Look happy.
938
00:49:12,849 --> 00:49:14,887
I love those flashbulbs!
939
00:49:14,919 --> 00:49:16,332
Look horrified
at what you've done...
940
00:49:16,355 --> 00:49:18,393
to your daughter.
941
00:49:18,425 --> 00:49:20,498
Oh, look like you've
just won a prize.
942
00:49:31,147 --> 00:49:33,186
Dawn, you son of a bitch!
943
00:49:33,218 --> 00:49:34,926
You're the one
who did it!
944
00:49:34,954 --> 00:49:37,938
You! You drove Gator away!
945
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,098
My God.
946
00:49:39,127 --> 00:49:40,266
Incredible!
947
00:49:40,297 --> 00:49:42,278
Ida Nelson, you get
out of my house!
948
00:49:42,301 --> 00:49:44,110
You made Gator leave!
949
00:49:44,136 --> 00:49:47,518
I got something for
your face, motherfucker!
950
00:49:53,086 --> 00:49:54,930
Acid! Acid!
951
00:49:54,955 --> 00:49:56,561
It's eating her face!
952
00:49:56,592 --> 00:49:57,731
Move, Donna!
953
00:49:57,761 --> 00:49:59,605
These will be the most
exquisite shots yet!
954
00:49:59,631 --> 00:50:02,410
Hold still while I focus.
Move your hand.
955
00:50:02,436 --> 00:50:03,744
Help me.
956
00:50:03,771 --> 00:50:05,217
Operation Excitement...
957
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,381
is off to a flying start!
958
00:50:07,411 --> 00:50:10,691
Just one more shot, Dawn.
You are beautiful.
959
00:50:10,717 --> 00:50:14,293
Thank you, Mr. Dasher.
960
00:50:28,247 --> 00:50:29,421
Come on.
961
00:50:29,450 --> 00:50:32,626
These visiting hours stink.
962
00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:34,534
So, what you're saying,
doctor...
963
00:50:34,559 --> 00:50:36,038
is that even though
there's no hope...
964
00:50:36,061 --> 00:50:37,406
for the scar tissue
to develop...
965
00:50:37,431 --> 00:50:40,038
makeup in itself
would not be painful...
966
00:50:40,068 --> 00:50:41,207
to the patient.
967
00:50:41,236 --> 00:50:42,842
Well, no, I suppose not.
968
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,353
But I find it most peculiar...
969
00:50:44,376 --> 00:50:45,947
you would even discuss makeup.
970
00:50:45,978 --> 00:50:48,961
What she needs is
a good plastic surgeon.
971
00:50:48,983 --> 00:50:50,931
Utter nonsense, doctor.
972
00:50:50,954 --> 00:50:52,491
With proper makeup treatments...
973
00:50:52,523 --> 00:50:54,436
her scars will be
mere beauty marks.
974
00:50:54,461 --> 00:50:56,635
The medical profession
has always shown...
975
00:50:56,664 --> 00:50:59,580
its extreme ignorance
in the beauty field.
976
00:50:59,603 --> 00:51:00,877
What you don't realize,
doctor...
977
00:51:00,904 --> 00:51:02,385
and really, how could you...
978
00:51:02,408 --> 00:51:04,980
is that Miss Davenport
will now be more beautiful...
979
00:51:05,011 --> 00:51:07,220
than if she had had
a million-dollar face-lift.
980
00:51:07,249 --> 00:51:08,923
What I find most distasteful...
981
00:51:08,952 --> 00:51:10,991
is the fact you've chosen
to bring a camera.
982
00:51:11,022 --> 00:51:13,300
Her face has been
hideously disfigured.
983
00:51:13,327 --> 00:51:15,832
Certainly this is
no time for photographs.
984
00:51:15,865 --> 00:51:18,780
Why not let us worry
about proper timing?
985
00:51:18,803 --> 00:51:21,342
Yes, why don't you
mind your own business?
986
00:51:21,374 --> 00:51:22,854
In all of my years...
987
00:51:22,877 --> 00:51:24,255
in the medical profession...
988
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:28,196
never have I encountered
such a morally bankrupt...
989
00:51:28,219 --> 00:51:29,358
97°11!) of people.
990
00:51:29,388 --> 00:51:31,768
Why, not only are you
selfish and vicious...
991
00:51:31,793 --> 00:51:33,273
but you have no feeling...
992
00:51:33,295 --> 00:51:35,777
for the cares
of your loved one.
993
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,111
And my bill will
reflect your attitude...
994
00:51:38,136 --> 00:51:39,310
in this hospital.
995
00:51:39,339 --> 00:51:40,478
Gorgeous!
996
00:51:40,508 --> 00:51:41,680
Why, you--.
997
00:51:41,709 --> 00:51:45,490
Watch it, doc.
I sue and bruise easily.
998
00:51:46,718 --> 00:51:49,860
Miss Davenport
is ready for her guests.
999
00:51:49,890 --> 00:51:54,103
See you
in malpractice court.
1000
00:51:54,131 --> 00:51:56,273
Get the presents.
1001
00:51:58,272 --> 00:52:00,447
Dawn, your friends are here.
1002
00:52:00,477 --> 00:52:02,856
Oh, hello, everyone.
1003
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,418
Hello, Miss Beautiful.
1004
00:52:04,450 --> 00:52:05,896
We're all here
for the unveiling.
1005
00:52:05,919 --> 00:52:07,524
It's like a holiday for us.
1006
00:52:07,555 --> 00:52:10,401
This is so exciting.
Let's all say hi.
1007
00:52:10,427 --> 00:52:12,500
Hi, Dawn.
It's me, Chicklette.
1008
00:52:12,531 --> 00:52:14,375
I can't wait
to see your new face.
1009
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,937
I hear it's stunning.
1010
00:52:15,970 --> 00:52:18,452
It's Concetta, Dawn.
I'm so jealous.
1011
00:52:18,474 --> 00:52:20,956
Everybody tells me
you're the prettiest now.
1012
00:52:20,979 --> 00:52:23,257
Dribbles here. I hope
that fart of a doctor...
1013
00:52:23,283 --> 00:52:24,763
hasn't been giving you
any trouble.
1014
00:52:24,785 --> 00:52:26,266
It's Wink. I can't wait...
1015
00:52:26,289 --> 00:52:27,529
to do your hair, doll.
1016
00:52:27,557 --> 00:52:30,541
Oh, thank you, honey.
Thanks to everyone.
1017
00:52:30,563 --> 00:52:32,441
It's Butter, baby.
You'll be a goddess...
1018
00:52:32,466 --> 00:52:34,709
with this new face,
a goddess of order...
1019
00:52:34,736 --> 00:52:37,743
to protect all
your children in crime.
1020
00:52:37,775 --> 00:52:40,417
I want to see it. Nurse! Nurse!
1021
00:52:40,446 --> 00:52:41,983
Remove my bandages.
1022
00:52:42,016 --> 00:52:43,655
She asked me to remind you...
1023
00:52:43,685 --> 00:52:46,224
that she is, of course,
without makeup.
1024
00:52:46,257 --> 00:52:47,395
Oh, that's all right.
1025
00:52:47,425 --> 00:52:48,996
We understand, Dawn.
1026
00:52:49,028 --> 00:52:51,168
Don't worry about makeup.
1027
00:52:51,197 --> 00:52:53,339
Ooh, slowly, nurse. Slowly.
1028
00:52:53,369 --> 00:52:55,441
I want perfect focus.
1029
00:52:55,472 --> 00:52:56,850
I can smell flesh.
1030
00:52:56,875 --> 00:52:58,982
God, I could faint,
I'm so excited.
1031
00:52:59,012 --> 00:53:00,959
It's just like
an art opening.
1032
00:53:00,982 --> 00:53:03,123
Christ, I wish
it'd happen to me.
1033
00:53:03,153 --> 00:53:05,795
Just think of how it
would look with my hair.
1034
00:53:05,824 --> 00:53:07,133
I'm getting a hard-on.
1035
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,072
Beauty always
gives me a hard-on.
1036
00:53:09,096 --> 00:53:10,839
Aim it the other way, then,
Wink.
1037
00:53:10,866 --> 00:53:12,744
You know how
I detest organs.
1038
00:53:12,769 --> 00:53:14,375
Beauty has
absolutely nothing...
1039
00:53:14,406 --> 00:53:15,885
to do with that word...
1040
00:53:15,908 --> 00:53:17,047
that thing you have there...
1041
00:53:17,077 --> 00:53:18,888
hanging like
an obscene pickle.
1042
00:53:18,914 --> 00:53:20,895
Spare me your anatomy.
1043
00:53:22,954 --> 00:53:25,493
There it is.
1044
00:53:25,525 --> 00:53:26,937
One hell of a rotten face.
1045
00:53:26,961 --> 00:53:29,273
Ooh...beautiful.
1046
00:53:30,901 --> 00:53:33,178
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
1047
00:53:35,977 --> 00:53:38,219
Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous!
1048
00:53:38,248 --> 00:53:39,489
Makes the Mona Lisa...
1049
00:53:39,517 --> 00:53:41,019
look like a number painting.
1050
00:53:41,052 --> 00:53:43,535
Acid does
what Eterna 27 cannot.
1051
00:53:43,557 --> 00:53:44,695
I'll say.
1052
00:53:44,725 --> 00:53:47,265
Your face,
for the world to see.
1053
00:53:47,297 --> 00:53:49,904
Breathtakingly beautiful.
1054
00:53:49,934 --> 00:53:51,073
Give her a mirror.
1055
00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:52,550
Let her see the miracle.
1056
00:53:52,573 --> 00:53:54,018
Beauty, beauty, look at you.
1057
00:53:54,042 --> 00:53:56,115
I wish to God I had it, too.
1058
00:54:03,058 --> 00:54:04,334
Pretty pretty?
1059
00:54:08,401 --> 00:54:09,937
Look what we've bought you.
1060
00:54:12,442 --> 00:54:16,291
Oh, it's--Donald,
it's beautiful!
1061
00:54:16,315 --> 00:54:20,494
And look at all this makeup
we have for you.
1062
00:54:20,522 --> 00:54:22,126
You're so stunning...
1063
00:54:22,157 --> 00:54:24,470
I could cw
in the face of beauty.
1064
00:54:24,496 --> 00:54:26,100
You really like it?
1065
00:54:26,131 --> 00:54:28,044
Oh, yes.
1066
00:54:29,104 --> 00:54:32,110
I guess I kind of do, too.
1067
00:54:32,142 --> 00:54:35,057
Would you put
my makeup on for me?
1068
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:37,961
Oh, I'd love to, Dawn.
1069
00:54:37,985 --> 00:54:40,798
Nothing is too good
for our crime model.
1070
00:54:40,824 --> 00:54:43,238
Oh, thank you, Donald.
1071
00:54:47,135 --> 00:54:48,275
Surprise!
1072
00:54:48,304 --> 00:54:51,515
How do you like it, Dawn?
1073
00:54:51,543 --> 00:54:55,221
Oh! Oh, Donna,
it's beautiful!
1074
00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:56,628
All the time you
were in the hospital...
1075
00:54:56,652 --> 00:54:57,893
recovering, we were busy...
1076
00:54:57,921 --> 00:55:00,529
busy trying
to make you happy.
1077
00:55:00,559 --> 00:55:03,667
Here's $100, too.
1078
00:55:03,697 --> 00:55:06,077
And here's something else
for you to treasure.
1079
00:55:06,102 --> 00:55:08,607
Oh! What is it?
1080
00:55:12,112 --> 00:55:13,957
Oh! A portrait!
1081
00:55:13,982 --> 00:55:16,464
You are both so good to me!
1082
00:55:16,487 --> 00:55:17,728
Ever since I met you...
1083
00:55:17,756 --> 00:55:20,568
my life's been like a vacation!
1084
00:55:20,594 --> 00:55:23,873
Look! A little stage!
1085
00:55:23,899 --> 00:55:27,110
Specially built,
Dawn, all for you.
1086
00:55:27,138 --> 00:55:28,676
All for the model of the year.
1087
00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:30,188
We've been hoping
for a rather insane...
1088
00:55:30,212 --> 00:55:31,350
camera session.
1089
00:55:31,379 --> 00:55:32,518
Come on. I'm ready.
1090
00:55:32,548 --> 00:55:34,187
I'm just in the mood...
1091
00:55:34,219 --> 00:55:35,960
for a red-hot camera session!
1092
00:55:35,987 --> 00:55:38,162
Slowly, Dawn, slowly.
You'll give me a heart attack.
1093
00:55:38,191 --> 00:55:40,172
Let me give you
some medicine.
1094
00:55:40,195 --> 00:55:42,302
What kind, Donald?
1095
00:55:42,333 --> 00:55:44,211
Is it a beauty treatment?
1096
00:55:44,236 --> 00:55:45,944
Yes, Dawn, exactly.
1097
00:55:45,972 --> 00:55:48,284
It's eyeliner--
liquid eyeliner.
1098
00:55:48,309 --> 00:55:49,755
We cooked it down this morning.
1099
00:55:49,778 --> 00:55:51,918
It won't hurt. Nothing hurts.
1100
00:55:51,948 --> 00:55:53,087
Have you ever mainlined?
1101
00:55:53,117 --> 00:55:54,427
No, but I will.
1102
00:55:54,454 --> 00:55:55,661
Keep taking those pictures...
1103
00:55:55,688 --> 00:55:56,929
and I'll do it.
1104
00:55:56,957 --> 00:56:01,033
Come on! Shoot me!
1105
00:56:01,064 --> 00:56:02,340
Feel it in your blood?
1106
00:56:02,368 --> 00:56:05,943
Caressing your corpuscles,
the wonders of liquid eyeliner.
1107
00:56:05,973 --> 00:56:09,514
Say it! Say, "Liquid eyeliner!"
1108
00:56:09,546 --> 00:56:12,495
Liquid eyeliner!
1109
00:56:12,518 --> 00:56:15,434
Model! Model!
1110
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:22,339
Give us something twisted.
1111
00:56:22,369 --> 00:56:24,043
Give us something warm.
1112
00:56:27,278 --> 00:56:29,190
I'm glad I met you!
1113
00:56:29,214 --> 00:56:31,058
I love crime, too...
1114
00:56:31,084 --> 00:56:34,534
especially the excitement
of getting away with it!
1115
00:56:34,557 --> 00:56:36,539
These photos will be art!
1116
00:56:36,561 --> 00:56:38,200
Hard-core art.
1117
00:56:39,833 --> 00:56:41,472
You ain't seen nothing yet.
1118
00:56:41,502 --> 00:56:43,541
I'll model for eternity for you.
1119
00:56:43,573 --> 00:56:45,713
Just let me hear
the click of that camera.
1120
00:56:47,947 --> 00:56:50,759
Just think of it,
house robbing, new gowns...
1121
00:56:50,785 --> 00:56:53,461
murder, scars, fingerprints...
1122
00:56:53,490 --> 00:56:55,095
lashes!
1123
00:56:57,464 --> 00:56:58,808
You're missing the best part.
1124
00:56:58,833 --> 00:56:59,972
Wake up.
1125
00:57:00,002 --> 00:57:02,382
She hasn't received
all of her gifts, yet.
1126
00:57:02,406 --> 00:57:05,219
Beauty, eyeliner--
1127
00:57:05,245 --> 00:57:08,125
Oh, forgive me, Donald.
1128
00:57:08,149 --> 00:57:10,096
It was really
just too much for me.
1129
00:57:10,119 --> 00:57:11,259
What presents?
1130
00:57:11,288 --> 00:57:12,461
Get me another present!
1131
00:57:12,491 --> 00:57:13,629
Over here.
1132
00:57:13,658 --> 00:57:15,606
Here's your
biggest surprise yet.
1133
00:57:15,629 --> 00:57:17,406
Open it, for God sakes.
Open it.
1134
00:57:17,433 --> 00:57:21,407
Oh, it's as big as a house.
1135
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:24,218
Oh, my Christ! It's her!
1136
00:57:24,245 --> 00:57:26,020
Freshly kidnapped
for your amusement.
1137
00:57:26,047 --> 00:57:27,323
With no ransom, of course.
1138
00:57:27,350 --> 00:57:28,489
She's so beautiful...
1139
00:57:28,519 --> 00:57:30,363
we figured you'd
want to keep her here caged...
1140
00:57:30,388 --> 00:57:31,595
like a rare bird.
1141
00:57:31,624 --> 00:57:32,763
Beautiful?!
1142
00:57:32,793 --> 00:57:35,969
You mean she has to live
here in my own home?
1143
00:57:35,998 --> 00:57:37,308
Only for a temporary period...
1144
00:57:37,334 --> 00:57:38,813
until we've gotten
all the photos we need...
1145
00:57:38,836 --> 00:57:40,181
for our experiment.
1146
00:57:40,206 --> 00:57:42,210
But she disfigured me.
1147
00:57:42,243 --> 00:57:44,383
Think about it, Dawn.
She did you a favor...
1148
00:57:44,413 --> 00:57:47,294
and now you can
return this favor.
1149
00:57:47,318 --> 00:57:50,699
Cut off the hand
that threw the acid.
1150
00:57:50,723 --> 00:57:54,174
Whatever you say, Donald.
I had enough...
1151
00:57:54,198 --> 00:57:57,773
and I'm going to chop off
your scrawny little paw.
1152
00:57:57,803 --> 00:58:00,513
Hold it! Act--Look excited.
1153
00:58:00,541 --> 00:58:01,714
Action!
1154
00:58:05,684 --> 00:58:08,565
How was that
for a beauty photo...
1155
00:58:08,589 --> 00:58:10,764
Mr. Donald Dasher?
1156
00:58:10,793 --> 00:58:13,104
Get those cameras rolling!
1157
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:19,810
What's going on here?
1158
00:58:19,841 --> 00:58:22,153
Why--why, hello, Taffy.
1159
00:58:22,180 --> 00:58:23,454
Did you miss mommy?
1160
00:58:23,481 --> 00:58:24,620
I'm home from the hospital.
1161
00:58:24,650 --> 00:58:25,789
I'm all right.
1162
00:58:25,819 --> 00:58:27,663
I was hoping
the next time I'd see you...
1163
00:58:27,688 --> 00:58:29,897
would be at your funeral.
1164
00:58:29,926 --> 00:58:32,408
You sure look ugly.
1165
00:58:32,430 --> 00:58:35,140
Not everyone seems
to feel that way.
1166
00:58:35,170 --> 00:58:37,081
I think it's time
we were going, Donna.
1167
00:58:37,105 --> 00:58:40,555
It's been a long day,
and I'm feeling a bit damp.
1168
00:58:40,578 --> 00:58:41,751
Ditto, Donald.
1169
00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:43,988
I really should be changing
my outfit anyway.
1170
00:58:44,017 --> 00:58:46,227
I've had it on
nearly 5 hours.
1171
00:58:46,255 --> 00:58:49,295
I want to thank you both
again for everything.
1172
00:58:49,327 --> 00:58:50,466
Our pleasure.
1173
00:58:50,496 --> 00:58:52,272
Would you care to join us
for dinner tonight?
1174
00:58:52,299 --> 00:58:53,608
Oh, I'd love to.
1175
00:58:53,634 --> 00:58:56,207
See you at 6:00.
Light dinner.
1176
00:58:56,239 --> 00:58:58,049
You may want to eat
before you come.
1177
00:58:58,075 --> 00:58:59,488
Am I invited?
1178
00:58:59,512 --> 00:59:02,256
"N." Good afternoon.
1179
00:59:03,252 --> 00:59:04,560
Thanks again.
1180
00:59:04,587 --> 00:59:06,830
Why didn't you send money
while you were away?
1181
00:59:06,857 --> 00:59:08,735
How was I supposed to eat?
1182
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:10,673
Come, come, Taffy.
1183
00:59:10,698 --> 00:59:14,113
It doesn't look like you starved
to death, does it?!
1184
00:59:14,136 --> 00:59:15,446
I want to leave here!
1185
00:59:15,473 --> 00:59:18,854
Well, good riddance
to bad rubbish.
1186
00:59:18,878 --> 00:59:20,723
What are you
trying to do to me?
1187
00:59:20,748 --> 00:59:23,254
Why are you always
with those people?
1188
00:59:23,287 --> 00:59:25,859
Why is she in a cage?
1189
00:59:25,890 --> 00:59:28,396
I'm modeling for
the Dashers, that's all.
1190
00:59:28,429 --> 00:59:31,674
And Ida, well,
she's our new pet.
1191
00:59:31,701 --> 00:59:34,309
You always wanted a pet,
Taffy.
1192
00:59:34,339 --> 00:59:36,081
I thought you'd be pleased.
1193
00:59:36,109 --> 00:59:39,150
You're trying to drive me
crazy, aren't you?
1194
00:59:39,181 --> 00:59:41,526
Well, I can't
stand it anymore.
1195
00:59:41,551 --> 00:59:45,696
Mother, please tell me
who is my real father?
1196
00:59:45,725 --> 00:59:47,832
I've told you never
to ask me about that.
1197
00:59:47,863 --> 00:59:49,367
If it was up to him,
1198
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:51,438
you'd be rotting
in some foster home.
1199
00:59:51,469 --> 00:59:53,382
I don't care!
I've got to know!
1200
00:59:53,407 --> 00:59:56,288
Tell me, mother,
who is my father?!
1201
00:59:56,312 --> 00:59:59,591
Oh, very well. Go see him.
1202
00:59:59,617 --> 01:00:01,292
See what it gets you.
1203
01:00:01,321 --> 01:00:04,361
He hates you, anyway.
1204
01:00:04,392 --> 01:00:06,771
Where does he live,
and what's his name?
1205
01:00:06,796 --> 01:00:09,507
If you must know,
his name is Earl Peterson.
1206
01:00:09,535 --> 01:00:12,245
I haven't seen him
in a decade, Taffy.
1207
01:00:12,273 --> 01:00:15,050
I may have his address
stored on a piece of paper...
1208
01:00:15,077 --> 01:00:16,752
in an old shoe
in my bureau.
1209
01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:19,262
I really can't remember.
1210
01:00:37,317 --> 01:00:40,596
Daddy! Daddy!
1211
01:00:40,622 --> 01:00:44,003
Daddy, it's me, Taffy!
1212
01:00:44,027 --> 01:00:45,303
Open the door!
1213
01:00:45,331 --> 01:00:48,006
I don't know
nobody named Taffy.
1214
01:00:48,034 --> 01:00:49,845
I'm busy right now.
1215
01:00:49,872 --> 01:00:52,114
Oh, please, let me in,
daddy!
1216
01:00:52,143 --> 01:00:54,182
Open the door!
1217
01:00:54,213 --> 01:00:56,626
Oh, fucking shut up!
1218
01:00:56,650 --> 01:00:59,428
All right, already.
1219
01:00:59,455 --> 01:01:00,992
What do you want?
1220
01:01:01,024 --> 01:01:05,443
Oh, daddy!
Daddy, it's me Taffy...
1221
01:01:05,466 --> 01:01:07,538
your long-lost little girl.
1222
01:01:07,569 --> 01:01:10,246
Hey, get off.
I ain't your daddy.
1223
01:01:10,275 --> 01:01:11,549
I ain't even married.
1224
01:01:11,576 --> 01:01:14,253
Oh, I know that,
but you're my daddy, all right.
1225
01:01:14,282 --> 01:01:15,693
My mother told me.
1226
01:01:15,716 --> 01:01:18,028
My mother is Dawn Davenport.
1227
01:01:18,054 --> 01:01:22,096
I don't know nobody
named Dawn Dawnenport.
1228
01:01:22,129 --> 01:01:25,374
Oh, but you must!
Mother told me.
1229
01:01:25,401 --> 01:01:28,475
Oh, please,
let me stay with you a while.
1230
01:01:28,506 --> 01:01:31,513
Yeah, you can stay here
for a while.
1231
01:01:31,545 --> 01:01:32,683
You want a drink?
1232
01:01:32,713 --> 01:01:35,595
No! You don't even
believe me, do you?
1233
01:01:35,619 --> 01:01:39,661
Yeah. Yeah, hey,
I'll be your sugar daddy.
1234
01:01:39,693 --> 01:01:41,731
How about that?
1235
01:01:41,762 --> 01:01:44,267
Oh, I'm feeling
a little drunk...
1236
01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:45,871
so don't mind me.
1237
01:01:45,903 --> 01:01:47,976
Shitface, you're my father.
1238
01:01:48,007 --> 01:01:49,749
Doesn't that mean
anything to you?
1239
01:01:49,776 --> 01:01:51,780
Who'd you say
your mother was?
1240
01:01:51,814 --> 01:01:54,660
Dawn Davenport.
You know her.
1241
01:01:54,685 --> 01:01:56,428
What's she look like?
1242
01:01:56,456 --> 01:01:58,300
Fat, very fat.
1243
01:02:01,430 --> 01:02:05,073
Yeah. Yeah, I maybe remember.
1244
01:02:05,104 --> 01:02:08,111
Oh, daddy, I knew you would.
1245
01:02:08,143 --> 01:02:09,781
Mother's been awful to me.
1246
01:02:09,811 --> 01:02:11,690
For years, I've suffered.
1247
01:02:11,715 --> 01:02:14,094
Please let me stay
with you for a while.
1248
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:15,498
I won't be any trouble.
1249
01:02:15,522 --> 01:02:17,161
I can--I'll help you clean...
1250
01:02:17,191 --> 01:02:19,001
and we can go out together...
1251
01:02:19,028 --> 01:02:21,909
and maybe you could buy me
some regular clothes.
1252
01:02:21,933 --> 01:02:24,074
Can you fuck as good
as your mother?
1253
01:02:24,104 --> 01:02:27,986
Pig! You goddamn, slimy pig!
1254
01:02:28,010 --> 01:02:31,324
Hey, little Taffy, do you
have breasts like Taffy?
1255
01:02:31,350 --> 01:02:34,890
Fuck you!
1256
01:02:34,922 --> 01:02:38,839
Hey! You spilled my drink!
1257
01:02:38,862 --> 01:02:43,372
Daddy Earl's got a little
present for you here.
1258
01:02:51,552 --> 01:02:53,055
Oops, I'm sorry.
1259
01:02:53,089 --> 01:02:55,069
I've been drinking.
1260
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:16,631
Boom boom
1261
01:03:16,663 --> 01:03:18,644
Boom boom boom boom
1262
01:03:18,666 --> 01:03:20,170
D-i-g means "Look"
1263
01:03:20,202 --> 01:03:22,275
D-i-g means "Stare"
1264
01:03:22,306 --> 01:03:24,309
D-i-g means "See"
1265
01:03:24,343 --> 01:03:25,914
D-i-g means "Glare"
1266
01:03:25,945 --> 01:03:27,653
D-i-g means to use your eyes
1267
01:03:27,682 --> 01:03:29,925
So dig, dig, dig,
you crazy guys
1268
01:03:29,952 --> 01:03:32,024
Dig, dig, digarooni
1269
01:03:32,056 --> 01:03:33,901
Dig, dig, digarooni
1270
01:03:33,926 --> 01:03:35,804
Dig, dig, dig, digarooni
1271
01:03:35,829 --> 01:03:37,674
Dig, dig, dig, digarooni
1272
01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:39,510
Dig, dig, dig, dig
1273
01:03:39,536 --> 01:03:41,381
Dig, you crazy guys
1274
01:03:41,406 --> 01:03:42,681
I like this one the best.
1275
01:03:42,709 --> 01:03:43,915
It has little Taffy in it.
1276
01:03:43,943 --> 01:03:45,185
Mm-hmm. I bet the police...
1277
01:03:45,213 --> 01:03:47,694
would love to get their hands
on these photos.
1278
01:03:50,923 --> 01:03:53,201
Come right on in, Dawn.
1279
01:04:01,675 --> 01:04:03,384
Evening!
1280
01:04:03,412 --> 01:04:04,914
Don't you look pretty.
1281
01:04:04,947 --> 01:04:06,428
Ooh, thank you.
1282
01:04:06,450 --> 01:04:07,895
Subtle, isn't it?
1283
01:04:07,918 --> 01:04:10,094
Oh, it's beautiful.
1284
01:04:10,124 --> 01:04:12,605
And, God, my walk over here
was fabulous.
1285
01:04:12,627 --> 01:04:14,905
Everyone was staring
and gawking at me...
1286
01:04:14,931 --> 01:04:16,377
like I was a princess!
1287
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:18,177
Well, naturally.
Sit down, Dawn.
1288
01:04:18,204 --> 01:04:19,684
We all know
you're beautiful.
1289
01:04:19,707 --> 01:04:21,381
It just takes
the stupid little world...
1290
01:04:21,409 --> 01:04:23,288
a little longer
to catch on. Always has.
1291
01:04:23,313 --> 01:04:25,225
And don't forget
the influence...
1292
01:04:25,250 --> 01:04:26,821
of that medicine
we gave you.
1293
01:04:26,852 --> 01:04:28,491
Eyeliner taken internally...
1294
01:04:28,522 --> 01:04:30,561
heightens one's
beauty awareness.
1295
01:04:30,592 --> 01:04:33,575
Oh, believe me,
I realize that now.
1296
01:04:33,597 --> 01:04:35,670
Why, I had never
felt complete...
1297
01:04:35,701 --> 01:04:37,978
until I experienced
an eyeliner rush.
1298
01:04:41,077 --> 01:04:42,887
We've been on the stuff
for months.
1299
01:04:42,914 --> 01:04:45,556
Doctors and other simpletons
may frown upon it...
1300
01:04:45,585 --> 01:04:48,762
but we beauty czars know
what is good for the blood.
1301
01:04:48,791 --> 01:04:50,396
Would you like
to shoot some more?
1302
01:04:50,427 --> 01:04:52,670
I had some orally earlier.
1303
01:04:52,698 --> 01:04:54,542
Oh, no, thanks, Donna.
1304
01:04:54,568 --> 01:04:56,550
I'm still up on it now.
1305
01:04:56,572 --> 01:04:59,555
Would you care
for an hors d'oeuvre, then?
1306
01:04:59,577 --> 01:05:01,819
Eat one.
They're really quite tasty.
1307
01:05:01,847 --> 01:05:05,196
Ooh, little mascara brushes!
1308
01:05:09,393 --> 01:05:10,668
Yummy, huh?
1309
01:05:13,801 --> 01:05:18,345
Yes, delicious,
but where's your camera?
1310
01:05:18,376 --> 01:05:19,788
Oh, it's here.
Don't worry about that.
1311
01:05:19,812 --> 01:05:21,191
We have lots of important...
1312
01:05:21,215 --> 01:05:22,558
business matters
to discuss tonight.
1313
01:05:22,583 --> 01:05:24,462
We've decided
that the time is right...
1314
01:05:24,487 --> 01:05:26,661
for you to blast off
into show business.
1315
01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:28,296
Oh, I'm ready, Mr. Dasher!
1316
01:05:32,668 --> 01:05:37,553
You little bitch, let me out
of this goddamn birdcage.
1317
01:05:37,577 --> 01:05:41,026
Little bitch?!
Is that all the thanks I get?
1318
01:05:41,050 --> 01:05:42,825
I got you a hook, didn't I?
1319
01:05:42,852 --> 01:05:44,333
Mother will kill me
as it is.
1320
01:05:44,355 --> 01:05:47,668
Who cares about
your stinkin' mother?
1321
01:05:47,694 --> 01:05:49,505
She stole my Gator away.
1322
01:05:49,531 --> 01:05:51,944
But she ain't gonna get me...
1323
01:05:51,968 --> 01:05:54,007
and I'll thank you
for this fucking hook...
1324
01:05:54,039 --> 01:05:57,080
after I rip
her eyes out with it.
1325
01:05:57,111 --> 01:05:58,420
Give me something to eat.
1326
01:05:58,447 --> 01:05:59,926
There's no food here.
1327
01:05:59,949 --> 01:06:02,592
Mother doesn't buy
food for me.
1328
01:06:02,620 --> 01:06:03,793
You want an egg?
1329
01:06:03,822 --> 01:06:05,963
There might be a couple
of old eggs in the kitchen.
1330
01:06:05,993 --> 01:06:09,068
No, I don't want
no goddamn eggs!
1331
01:06:09,099 --> 01:06:12,173
I want meat and potatoes.
1332
01:06:12,204 --> 01:06:14,345
Please don't yell at me.
1333
01:06:14,375 --> 01:06:17,381
I've had a horrible
experience today.
1334
01:06:17,413 --> 01:06:19,360
I can't help
what's happened to you...
1335
01:06:19,383 --> 01:06:22,799
any more than I can help
what I did today.
1336
01:06:22,823 --> 01:06:24,667
Don't you think
I hate mother...
1337
01:06:24,692 --> 01:06:26,264
as much as you do?
1338
01:06:26,296 --> 01:06:28,800
Let me out of this cage,
little Taffy...
1339
01:06:28,833 --> 01:06:30,781
and I'll give you a cookie.
1340
01:06:30,803 --> 01:06:32,647
I can't let you out yet.
1341
01:06:32,673 --> 01:06:36,818
I promise I will,
but I need time to think.
1342
01:06:36,847 --> 01:06:39,387
I don't have anyplace to go.
1343
01:06:39,419 --> 01:06:41,297
Maybe I could go live...
1344
01:06:41,322 --> 01:06:43,201
with those
Hare Krishna people.
1345
01:06:43,226 --> 01:06:46,869
They're always nice to me
when I see them downtown.
1346
01:06:46,898 --> 01:06:49,403
Maybe--maybe
I could help them out.
1347
01:06:57,483 --> 01:07:01,434
I just want something nice
to happen in my life.
1348
01:07:01,457 --> 01:07:04,838
If only I could go live with
the Hare Krishna people.
1349
01:07:04,862 --> 01:07:06,605
They'd help me.
1350
01:07:06,633 --> 01:07:10,607
What are you doing here?!
1351
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:13,350
I thought you went to live
with your father.
1352
01:07:13,378 --> 01:07:16,020
He moved. He wasn't
at that address.
1353
01:07:16,050 --> 01:07:19,033
Pity, pity.
Who ungagged this maggot?
1354
01:07:19,055 --> 01:07:20,534
You told me she was my pet.
1355
01:07:20,557 --> 01:07:22,061
I was just playing with her.
1356
01:07:22,094 --> 01:07:25,008
You let me out of here,
Dawn Pig-pork...
1357
01:07:25,032 --> 01:07:26,808
or you'll be sorry.
1358
01:07:26,835 --> 01:07:29,078
Now, now, now, Ida.
1359
01:07:29,106 --> 01:07:32,454
You're supposed to be
singing a sweet little song.
1360
01:07:32,479 --> 01:07:34,050
Are you hungry?
1361
01:07:34,081 --> 01:07:36,563
The Dashers sent
some crackers for you.
1362
01:07:36,586 --> 01:07:38,624
Ida want a cracker?
1363
01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:39,964
Fuck off!
1364
01:07:39,991 --> 01:07:41,733
Who gave you that hook?
1365
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,332
Was it you, Taffy?
1366
01:07:43,364 --> 01:07:44,969
No! I swear!
1367
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,309
Oh, yes, it was...
1368
01:07:46,336 --> 01:07:49,751
you sneaking, conniving,
little abortion!
1369
01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:51,050
She was in pain.
1370
01:07:51,078 --> 01:07:53,151
You're a pain, too, Taffy...
1371
01:07:53,182 --> 01:07:56,393
a pain in my big asshole.
1372
01:07:56,420 --> 01:07:59,665
I'll see you fry
in the electric chair for this.
1373
01:07:59,692 --> 01:08:04,304
I'll personally see that you fry
in the goddamn chair for this.
1374
01:08:04,334 --> 01:08:07,146
I'll shut you up.
1375
01:08:07,173 --> 01:08:08,482
Where's that gag?!
1376
01:08:08,508 --> 01:08:10,955
Fucker! Pig fucker!
1377
01:08:10,978 --> 01:08:13,120
Was that a mating call?
1378
01:08:13,150 --> 01:08:16,190
Ouch! I'll shut
that big flytrap!
1379
01:08:16,222 --> 01:08:18,499
Hetero! Filthy hetero!
Stink shit!
1380
01:08:18,525 --> 01:08:21,532
Oh, you'll never
get out of here now!
1381
01:08:21,565 --> 01:08:24,707
And I won't clean
your cage for a week!
1382
01:08:24,736 --> 01:08:27,742
Ow! God damn it,
you broke my nail.
1383
01:08:27,775 --> 01:08:29,154
There!
1384
01:08:29,178 --> 01:08:31,181
You're insane!
1385
01:08:31,215 --> 01:08:33,823
My own mother is insane.
1386
01:08:33,852 --> 01:08:35,992
And you stop
that fake blubbering...
1387
01:08:36,023 --> 01:08:37,935
and don't go getting
any crocodile tears...
1388
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:39,599
on my new furniture,
either.
1389
01:08:39,629 --> 01:08:42,135
Look at you. You're a freak.
1390
01:08:42,168 --> 01:08:45,014
Oh, God, what's happened
to your hair?
1391
01:08:45,039 --> 01:08:47,953
Haven't you ever heard
of style, Taffy?
1392
01:08:47,977 --> 01:08:51,518
I'm going to live with
the Hare Krishna people.
1393
01:08:51,550 --> 01:08:53,259
What did you say?
1394
01:08:53,287 --> 01:08:55,791
The Krishna's
all love, mother.
1395
01:08:55,824 --> 01:08:58,831
Oh, God, I would have
killed you at birth...
1396
01:08:58,863 --> 01:09:01,641
had I thought you would even
entertain such an idea.
1397
01:09:01,668 --> 01:09:04,150
Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna
1398
01:09:04,172 --> 01:09:05,846
Stop that bullshit!
1399
01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:07,947
Where did you meet
those awful people?
1400
01:09:07,978 --> 01:09:09,982
Are they trying
to brainwash you?!
1401
01:09:10,017 --> 01:09:12,726
Can't you see how pretty
your mother is?
1402
01:09:12,754 --> 01:09:14,133
Don't you envy me?
1403
01:09:14,157 --> 01:09:16,195
Do you want to walk
around the street...
1404
01:09:16,227 --> 01:09:18,300
dressed in rags
the rest of your life...
1405
01:09:18,331 --> 01:09:19,867
selling stink sticks?!
1406
01:09:19,899 --> 01:09:23,043
Incense, mother. Incense.
1407
01:09:23,073 --> 01:09:24,609
Hare Rama
1408
01:09:24,641 --> 01:09:26,680
Stop those chants!
1409
01:09:26,712 --> 01:09:28,659
You're just trying
to get on my nerves now.
1410
01:09:28,682 --> 01:09:30,561
I would die of embarrassment...
1411
01:09:30,585 --> 01:09:34,502
if you ever dare link my name
with that pack of fools.
1412
01:09:34,526 --> 01:09:36,063
Think of my career.
1413
01:09:36,095 --> 01:09:38,407
Why, I'd sooner
you be a secretary.
1414
01:09:38,433 --> 01:09:40,641
Rama, Hare Rama
1415
01:09:40,669 --> 01:09:42,776
Oh! I'm warning you
right now, Taffy.
1416
01:09:42,807 --> 01:09:44,788
If I'm ever downtown...
1417
01:09:44,810 --> 01:09:47,760
and see you dressed in one
of those ridiculous outfits...
1418
01:09:47,782 --> 01:09:50,060
bothering shoppers,
and dancing around...
1419
01:09:50,087 --> 01:09:51,590
like some sort of a fool...
1420
01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:55,698
I'll kill you,
and I mean business.
1421
01:09:55,730 --> 01:09:58,110
You can't kill love, mother.
1422
01:09:58,134 --> 01:10:00,446
You can't kill Krishna...
1423
01:10:00,471 --> 01:10:03,182
because Krishna
is consciousness.
1424
01:10:03,210 --> 01:10:04,814
- Hare Rama
- Oh, God!
1425
01:10:04,845 --> 01:10:06,451
I'll show you consciousness...
1426
01:10:06,482 --> 01:10:08,191
while I knock you
unconscious.
1427
01:10:08,219 --> 01:10:11,828
Now, Taffy, I have
a very busy week ahead of me.
1428
01:10:11,858 --> 01:10:13,600
I have hours
of studying to do...
1429
01:10:13,627 --> 01:10:16,042
plus a lot of rehearsal
for my new nightclub act.
1430
01:10:16,066 --> 01:10:18,047
If you feel
you must stay here...
1431
01:10:18,069 --> 01:10:20,073
I ask you
to constantly remember...
1432
01:10:20,106 --> 01:10:23,055
that you are
in the presence of a star.
1433
01:10:23,078 --> 01:10:24,319
Ohm!
1434
01:10:24,347 --> 01:10:27,057
Jesus Christ almighty!
1435
01:10:33,495 --> 01:10:34,566
Step right up,
ladies and gentlemen.
1436
01:10:34,597 --> 01:10:35,736
Step right this way.
1437
01:10:35,766 --> 01:10:37,338
Free makeup in the lobby.
1438
01:10:37,370 --> 01:10:39,942
See the most
beautiful woman alive.
1439
01:10:39,973 --> 01:10:42,285
Just wait till
you see the show.
1440
01:10:42,311 --> 01:10:44,657
You'll get
the surprise of your lives.
1441
01:10:44,682 --> 01:10:45,820
Step right up...
1442
01:10:45,850 --> 01:10:47,160
Step right this way.
1443
01:10:47,187 --> 01:10:49,328
This is a show you
will not believe.
1444
01:10:49,357 --> 01:10:52,169
You should see the crowds
out there, Dawn.
1445
01:10:52,196 --> 01:10:53,335
It's packed.
1446
01:10:53,364 --> 01:10:55,902
God, you'll be
a household word overnight.
1447
01:10:55,935 --> 01:10:58,110
Oh, just think--
flashbulbs popping...
1448
01:10:58,139 --> 01:10:59,278
your picture in the paper...
1449
01:10:59,308 --> 01:11:00,447
writers in the audience...
1450
01:11:00,477 --> 01:11:02,219
artists just begging
to paint you...
1451
01:11:02,246 --> 01:11:03,989
just like you
were president.
1452
01:11:04,016 --> 01:11:06,055
Tonight she'll be
even more important...
1453
01:11:06,086 --> 01:11:07,259
than the president.
1454
01:11:07,288 --> 01:11:09,361
Oh, I just can't wait
to get out there.
1455
01:11:09,392 --> 01:11:12,307
I can feel exhibitionism
throbbing in my veins.
1456
01:11:12,331 --> 01:11:14,437
Where have you been, Taffy?
1457
01:11:14,467 --> 01:11:16,380
I thought
you left me here to rot.
1458
01:11:16,404 --> 01:11:17,543
I'm living with...
1459
01:11:17,573 --> 01:11:19,554
the Hare Krishna people
now, Ida.
1460
01:11:19,576 --> 01:11:22,025
I've finally found
my inner peace.
1461
01:11:22,048 --> 01:11:23,959
I'm going
to set you free now.
1462
01:11:23,985 --> 01:11:27,230
Oh, thank Christ, Taffy.
1463
01:11:27,257 --> 01:11:28,862
Quick, honey, let me out.
1464
01:11:28,893 --> 01:11:31,000
My ass hurts
from this stool.
1465
01:11:31,030 --> 01:11:32,738
If you let me out right away...
1466
01:11:32,766 --> 01:11:35,908
I'll buy $5.00 worth
of incense from you.
1467
01:11:35,938 --> 01:11:38,581
Ida, all this time
you've been in this cage...
1468
01:11:38,610 --> 01:11:39,988
you could have been
meditating.
1469
01:11:40,013 --> 01:11:41,152
Why, you're practically...
1470
01:11:41,181 --> 01:11:42,786
in the lotus position
right now.
1471
01:11:42,817 --> 01:11:44,525
Come on.
1472
01:11:44,554 --> 01:11:45,693
Thank you.
1473
01:11:45,722 --> 01:11:47,498
There.
1474
01:11:47,525 --> 01:11:50,099
Oh, thank you.
1475
01:11:50,131 --> 01:11:53,671
Thank you, Taffy.
1476
01:11:53,703 --> 01:11:56,242
I want you to go
immediately to the police.
1477
01:11:56,274 --> 01:11:58,313
Tell them that my mother,
1478
01:11:58,345 --> 01:12:00,553
the enemy of spirituality,
1479
01:12:00,582 --> 01:12:02,222
is at Superstar Nightclub,
1480
01:12:02,252 --> 01:12:04,631
and I want her arrested tonight.
1481
01:12:04,655 --> 01:12:06,830
Tell the police everything.
1482
01:12:06,859 --> 01:12:10,036
I'll go right to the
police station, Miss Taffy...
1483
01:12:10,066 --> 01:12:12,570
and I'll report it all...
1484
01:12:12,603 --> 01:12:15,746
and remember my offer.
It still stands.
1485
01:12:15,775 --> 01:12:18,519
If you get tired
of being a Hare Krishner...
1486
01:12:18,547 --> 01:12:21,496
you come live with me
and be a lesbian.
1487
01:12:21,518 --> 01:12:22,725
Fly away!
1488
01:12:22,754 --> 01:12:25,362
Fly away quickly
like a little bird.
1489
01:12:25,392 --> 01:12:27,101
Quickly to the police.
1490
01:12:27,129 --> 01:12:29,610
Tell them his divine grace,
1491
01:12:29,633 --> 01:12:33,675
Zabatividanti Swami Puupupata
has spoken.
1492
01:12:33,706 --> 01:12:35,654
Thank you, Taffy. Thank you.
1493
01:12:35,677 --> 01:12:37,385
I will. I will.
1494
01:12:46,329 --> 01:12:50,678
You look violent.
1495
01:12:50,703 --> 01:12:54,415
Oh, Richard Speck,
guide me through this night.
1496
01:12:54,443 --> 01:12:57,892
Help me to be brave
on this night of glamour.
1497
01:13:12,008 --> 01:13:13,749
Hare Krishna, mother.
1498
01:13:13,776 --> 01:13:16,783
Oh, you've finally
done it, haven't you?
1499
01:13:16,816 --> 01:13:19,765
Embarrassed me
on my night of fame!
1500
01:13:19,787 --> 01:13:21,996
No reporter saw you,
did they?
1501
01:13:22,025 --> 01:13:24,633
Ooh, look at you.
I could vomit.
1502
01:13:24,663 --> 01:13:27,305
I thought I'd come
and see you one last time...
1503
01:13:27,334 --> 01:13:29,441
before your karma
caught up with you.
1504
01:13:29,472 --> 01:13:31,578
Mother, it's not too late.
1505
01:13:31,608 --> 01:13:34,216
Come to the temple with me.
1506
01:13:34,246 --> 01:13:36,592
The exact opposite of beauty.
1507
01:13:36,617 --> 01:13:38,791
Remember Alice Crimin?
1508
01:13:38,820 --> 01:13:41,633
All of you, can't you
see what you're doing?
1509
01:13:41,659 --> 01:13:45,576
Worshipping the flesh
and ignoring the spiritual.
1510
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:47,547
Oh, if only
you could see the light.
1511
01:13:47,569 --> 01:13:49,778
Discovering my consciousness...
1512
01:13:49,807 --> 01:13:53,087
was like finding a million
dollars in the street.
1513
01:13:53,113 --> 01:13:55,390
I'm glowing with happiness.
1514
01:13:55,416 --> 01:13:56,988
Well, glow on, then, Taffy...
1515
01:13:57,020 --> 01:13:59,865
because the sight of you
makes my flesh crawl.
1516
01:13:59,891 --> 01:14:02,464
I'm sick of listening
to you babble commandments...
1517
01:14:02,495 --> 01:14:03,634
and spout gibberish.
1518
01:14:03,664 --> 01:14:05,805
It's turning my stomach.
Do you hear?!
1519
01:14:05,835 --> 01:14:07,577
And in just a few seconds...
1520
01:14:07,604 --> 01:14:10,417
I'm going to put you
out of your happiness.
1521
01:14:10,443 --> 01:14:13,449
Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna
1522
01:14:13,482 --> 01:14:15,463
Shut up! Shut up!
1523
01:14:15,485 --> 01:14:18,196
Hare Hare
1524
01:14:26,872 --> 01:14:29,411
She's finally dead!
1525
01:14:29,443 --> 01:14:33,053
Oh, I think I'm
ready to go on now.
1526
01:14:44,803 --> 01:14:46,341
Attention!
1527
01:14:46,373 --> 01:14:50,847
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to introduce
1528
01:14:50,881 --> 01:14:52,884
the most beautiful woman
in the world,
1529
01:14:52,918 --> 01:14:55,560
the fabulous Dawn Davenport.
1530
01:17:26,420 --> 01:17:29,562
Thank you. I love you.
Thank you.
1531
01:17:29,592 --> 01:17:32,700
Thank you from the bottom
of my black little heart.
1532
01:17:32,731 --> 01:17:35,408
You came here
for some excitement tonight...
1533
01:17:35,436 --> 01:17:39,546
and that's just
what you're going to get.
1534
01:17:39,577 --> 01:17:41,421
Take a good look at me...
1535
01:17:41,446 --> 01:17:43,485
because I'm going to be
on the front...
1536
01:17:43,517 --> 01:17:46,363
of every newspaper
in this country tomorrow.
1537
01:17:46,389 --> 01:17:49,395
You're looking
at crime personified...
1538
01:17:49,427 --> 01:17:51,773
and don't you forget it.
1539
01:17:51,798 --> 01:17:55,613
I framed Leslie Bacon.
1540
01:17:55,638 --> 01:18:00,590
I called the heroin hot line
on Abbie Hoffman.
1541
01:18:00,613 --> 01:18:05,794
I bought the gun that Bremmer
used to shoot Wallace.
1542
01:18:05,822 --> 01:18:09,899
I had an affair
with Juan Corona.
1543
01:18:09,930 --> 01:18:13,675
I blew Richard Speck.
1544
01:18:13,703 --> 01:18:17,813
And I'm so fucking beautiful
I can't stand it myself.
1545
01:18:26,259 --> 01:18:29,640
Now, everybody, freeze.
1546
01:18:29,664 --> 01:18:31,577
Who wants to be famous?
1547
01:18:31,601 --> 01:18:34,049
Who wants to die for art?!
1548
01:18:34,072 --> 01:18:35,245
Idol
1549
01:19:21,622 --> 01:19:24,264
Freeze before I blow the
bleached blonde head off of you!
1550
01:19:24,294 --> 01:19:26,333
We're innocent. We surrender.
1551
01:19:26,365 --> 01:19:28,938
She went berserk.
She was on drugs.
1552
01:19:28,969 --> 01:19:30,347
Don't shoot us, please!
1553
01:19:30,372 --> 01:19:34,118
We're clean.
Please don't shoot me!
1554
01:19:53,245 --> 01:19:54,554
Oh, my God!
1555
01:20:03,963 --> 01:20:05,443
Come on out, Davenport!
1556
01:20:05,466 --> 01:20:07,640
We've got you!
1557
01:20:07,669 --> 01:20:11,586
Can't get away, Davenport.
Come on.
1558
01:20:11,609 --> 01:20:13,454
We got you now.
1559
01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:15,620
We've got you.
1560
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:18,059
We've got you this time.
1561
01:20:18,088 --> 01:20:21,094
There's no way out.
1562
01:20:21,127 --> 01:20:22,436
Come on out, Davenport.
1563
01:20:22,463 --> 01:20:23,738
You haven't got a chance.
1564
01:20:23,765 --> 01:20:25,177
We got you, Davenport.
1565
01:20:25,201 --> 01:20:28,673
Come on out.
We've got you, Davenport.
1566
01:20:28,706 --> 01:20:30,153
You haven't got a chance.
1567
01:20:30,176 --> 01:20:33,648
Come on out.
We've got you surrounded.
1568
01:20:33,682 --> 01:20:35,892
You go that way.
I'll go this way.
1569
01:21:12,217 --> 01:21:13,925
Don't move, Davenport.
1570
01:21:13,953 --> 01:21:15,092
Freeze, Davenport.
1571
01:21:15,122 --> 01:21:16,431
Put your hands
behind your back.
1572
01:21:16,457 --> 01:21:18,369
I didn't do one thing!
1573
01:21:18,394 --> 01:21:19,567
You're gonna get it
for this.
1574
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:24,113
Get off!
1575
01:21:29,713 --> 01:21:31,388
Pig.
1576
01:21:34,755 --> 01:21:36,498
Court is now in session.
1577
01:21:36,526 --> 01:21:38,063
Mr. Wilroy.
1578
01:21:38,095 --> 01:21:41,477
Thank you, Your Honor.
1579
01:21:41,501 --> 01:21:44,507
Your Honor,
defense counsel...
1580
01:21:44,540 --> 01:21:46,214
ladies and gentlemen
of the jury...
1581
01:21:46,242 --> 01:21:48,246
the case we have before us...
1582
01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:51,627
is one of the most savage
crimes ever perpetrated...
1583
01:21:51,652 --> 01:21:55,398
by one individual in the history
of the state of Maryland.
1584
01:21:55,425 --> 01:21:59,399
The evidence will prove
beyond a reasonable doubt...
1585
01:21:59,432 --> 01:22:04,044
that the defendant
Dawn Davenport is guilty...
1586
01:22:04,074 --> 01:22:07,923
of not only kidnapping,
but first-degree murder.
1587
01:22:07,948 --> 01:22:10,759
Her victims came
from all walks of life...
1588
01:22:10,785 --> 01:22:15,670
young people, an elderly woman,
police officers...
1589
01:22:15,694 --> 01:22:18,871
and even the defendant's
own daughter.
1590
01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:22,043
It is a sordid
and sickening case...
1591
01:22:22,073 --> 01:22:25,079
that can end
in only one just verdict...
1592
01:22:25,111 --> 01:22:26,420
guilty!
1593
01:22:26,447 --> 01:22:28,155
I ask you
to show the defendant...
1594
01:22:28,183 --> 01:22:30,894
the same mercy
she showed her victims.
1595
01:22:30,922 --> 01:22:34,565
Sentence her to die
in the electric chair.
1596
01:22:34,594 --> 01:22:37,236
Let's go to the night
of April 22.
1597
01:22:37,266 --> 01:22:38,838
Do you remember that night?
1598
01:22:38,869 --> 01:22:40,644
Yes, I do.
1599
01:22:40,671 --> 01:22:43,677
I was at home
having some sherry...
1600
01:22:43,710 --> 01:22:45,214
and listening to records,
1601
01:22:45,246 --> 01:22:48,695
and Dawn Davenport
came to my door...
1602
01:22:48,719 --> 01:22:51,066
and pulled a gun on me.
1603
01:22:51,091 --> 01:22:53,072
That's a lie. I done nothing.
1604
01:22:53,094 --> 01:22:56,703
Order. Order in this courtroom.
1605
01:22:56,733 --> 01:22:58,442
It's the truth, pig-pork...
1606
01:22:58,470 --> 01:23:00,246
and you know it.
1607
01:23:00,272 --> 01:23:02,345
She forced me at gunpoint...
1608
01:23:02,376 --> 01:23:04,824
into her crummy little house...
1609
01:23:04,848 --> 01:23:07,524
stripped me of my clothes...
1610
01:23:07,552 --> 01:23:11,401
and made me exhibit myself
in front of her.
1611
01:23:11,426 --> 01:23:13,965
You liar! Liar!
1612
01:23:13,997 --> 01:23:16,946
She made me put on
a feather dress...
1613
01:23:16,969 --> 01:23:19,110
locked me in a birdcage...
1614
01:23:19,140 --> 01:23:22,419
and cut off my arm with an ax.
1615
01:23:22,445 --> 01:23:23,754
I object, Your Honor...
1616
01:23:23,781 --> 01:23:25,990
on the grounds that this
witness is not competent...
1617
01:23:26,018 --> 01:23:27,795
and that she is senile.
1618
01:23:27,822 --> 01:23:29,460
Overruled.
1619
01:23:29,490 --> 01:23:32,997
I call to the stand
Donna Dasher.
1620
01:23:33,030 --> 01:23:34,841
She'll tell the truth.
1621
01:23:34,867 --> 01:23:36,006
Hi, Donna.
1622
01:23:36,036 --> 01:23:38,848
We know all about
excitement, don't we?
1623
01:23:38,874 --> 01:23:41,685
The press is all here,
and I'm looking real pretty...
1624
01:23:41,711 --> 01:23:42,851
but these 2 witches...
1625
01:23:42,881 --> 01:23:44,691
won't give me
my fashion accessories.
1626
01:23:46,822 --> 01:23:48,234
Order in the courtroom.
1627
01:23:48,257 --> 01:23:49,759
Now, Mrs. Dasher...
1628
01:23:49,793 --> 01:23:52,708
you understand you have
been granted total immunity...
1629
01:23:52,731 --> 01:23:54,006
for your testimony?
1630
01:23:54,034 --> 01:23:55,275
Yes. Thank you, Your Honor.
1631
01:23:55,303 --> 01:23:57,215
It is total immunity?
1632
01:23:57,239 --> 01:23:59,585
Yes, Mrs. Dasher. Total.
1633
01:23:59,610 --> 01:24:03,390
You became involved taking
pictures of the defendant.
1634
01:24:03,417 --> 01:24:05,160
Is that correct, Mrs. Dasher?
1635
01:24:05,187 --> 01:24:07,327
Yes. Fashion photographs.
1636
01:24:07,357 --> 01:24:08,929
Could you tell us a little...
1637
01:24:08,961 --> 01:24:11,340
about these
photography sessions?
1638
01:24:11,364 --> 01:24:12,777
Well, they never
really amounted...
1639
01:24:12,801 --> 01:24:14,246
to much, Mr. Wilroy.
1640
01:24:14,269 --> 01:24:15,408
We soon learned...
1641
01:24:15,438 --> 01:24:16,942
that Dawn's
modeling abilities...
1642
01:24:16,975 --> 01:24:18,750
were rather limited.
1643
01:24:18,777 --> 01:24:20,689
She would pose and
strut all the time...
1644
01:24:20,714 --> 01:24:22,992
as if she thought
we'd enjoy the sight...
1645
01:24:23,018 --> 01:24:25,227
of such sickening exhibitionism.
1646
01:24:25,256 --> 01:24:27,203
She even scarred
her own face...
1647
01:24:27,225 --> 01:24:28,797
in order to attract attention.
1648
01:24:28,829 --> 01:24:30,776
She would talk of
nothing but crime...
1649
01:24:30,798 --> 01:24:32,142
and criminal behavior...
1650
01:24:32,167 --> 01:24:35,082
and she even seemed
to idolize Richard Speck.
1651
01:24:35,106 --> 01:24:37,213
Anything else, Mrs. Dasher?
1652
01:24:37,243 --> 01:24:38,381
One time, she--
1653
01:24:38,411 --> 01:24:40,017
Go on. Go on.
1654
01:24:40,048 --> 01:24:42,030
She used a needle
in front of me.
1655
01:24:42,052 --> 01:24:44,556
I was shocked silly
but said nothing...
1656
01:24:44,589 --> 01:24:46,365
hoping that maybe
she was diabetic...
1657
01:24:46,392 --> 01:24:47,531
and hadn't told me.
1658
01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:48,699
Then, all by accident...
1659
01:24:48,729 --> 01:24:51,405
we discovered she kidnapped
the woman next-door.
1660
01:24:51,434 --> 01:24:52,607
You lying bitch!
1661
01:24:52,636 --> 01:24:54,379
You're the one that gave me
those beauty treatments!
1662
01:24:54,407 --> 01:24:56,251
You're the one
that kidnapped Ida...
1663
01:24:56,276 --> 01:24:58,485
you lying,
bleached-blonde bitch!
1664
01:24:58,514 --> 01:25:01,395
Liar! Liar!
1665
01:25:01,419 --> 01:25:04,300
Could you tell us about
the evening of May 8?
1666
01:25:04,324 --> 01:25:06,932
Yes. That is the night...
1667
01:25:06,962 --> 01:25:08,601
we went to what
Miss Davenport...
1668
01:25:08,631 --> 01:25:10,773
refers to as
her nightclub act.
1669
01:25:10,803 --> 01:25:12,407
We were backstage.
1670
01:25:12,438 --> 01:25:15,979
Dawn was wild-eyed
and pacing up and down...
1671
01:25:16,011 --> 01:25:18,084
ranting and raving
about her beauty...
1672
01:25:18,115 --> 01:25:21,064
when, in reality,
she looked quite hideous.
1673
01:25:21,087 --> 01:25:22,658
Her daughter Taffy came in...
1674
01:25:22,689 --> 01:25:25,901
and they had a big fight
over religious freedom.
1675
01:25:25,929 --> 01:25:28,206
Donna and I were terrified...
1676
01:25:28,232 --> 01:25:29,838
but stood by helplessly.
1677
01:25:29,869 --> 01:25:31,678
The fighting continued...
1678
01:25:31,704 --> 01:25:33,846
and Dawn strangled
her daughter to death...
1679
01:25:33,876 --> 01:25:35,413
right in front of us.
1680
01:25:37,850 --> 01:25:40,127
What happened then?
1681
01:25:40,153 --> 01:25:43,330
She ran on stage
to begin her so-called act...
1682
01:25:43,359 --> 01:25:44,736
a pitiful display...
1683
01:25:44,762 --> 01:25:47,574
based solely on
how disgusting she could be.
1684
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:50,208
She seemed to work
herself up into a frenzy...
1685
01:25:50,238 --> 01:25:51,718
shouting ridiculous claims...
1686
01:25:51,740 --> 01:25:53,049
of criminal conduct...
1687
01:25:53,076 --> 01:25:55,354
grimacing wildly
into the audience.
1688
01:25:55,380 --> 01:25:57,088
And then, before
we could realize it...
1689
01:25:57,116 --> 01:25:58,391
she pulled a gun...
1690
01:25:58,419 --> 01:26:00,127
and began shooting
into the crowd.
1691
01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:02,159
I can't describe the horror.
1692
01:26:02,192 --> 01:26:05,232
It was nothing
but screams and panic.
1693
01:26:05,264 --> 01:26:08,509
I lived through hell
that night.
1694
01:26:08,536 --> 01:26:11,076
Your Honor, Mr. Wilroy,
1695
01:26:11,108 --> 01:26:12,782
ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
1696
01:26:12,811 --> 01:26:15,293
we have heard a lot of
witnesses condemn my client.
1697
01:26:15,315 --> 01:26:17,991
We have heard some
incredibly bizarre testimony...
1698
01:26:18,020 --> 01:26:21,697
and we have seen some
damaging physical evidence...
1699
01:26:21,725 --> 01:26:23,673
but my client is innocent...
1700
01:26:23,696 --> 01:26:26,235
innocent by
reason of insanity.
1701
01:26:26,267 --> 01:26:28,215
Listen to her testimony.
1702
01:26:28,238 --> 01:26:30,344
Listen to the whisperings
of a madwoman...
1703
01:26:30,374 --> 01:26:32,083
and decide for yourselves...
1704
01:26:32,112 --> 01:26:34,924
if she is not insane, who is?
1705
01:26:34,950 --> 01:26:37,056
I do not ask you
to forgive her.
1706
01:26:37,086 --> 01:26:39,329
I do not ask you
to set her free.
1707
01:26:39,357 --> 01:26:41,805
I ask you to have
the courage to help her.
1708
01:26:41,828 --> 01:26:43,137
Find her insane...
1709
01:26:43,164 --> 01:26:45,942
so that she can be put away
in a mental hospital...
1710
01:26:45,969 --> 01:26:48,474
for the rest
of her natural life.
1711
01:26:48,507 --> 01:26:51,319
Dawn, how did you
become acquainted...
1712
01:26:51,345 --> 01:26:53,349
with Donald and Donna Dasher?
1713
01:26:53,382 --> 01:26:55,363
I went to their beauty parlor...
1714
01:26:55,385 --> 01:26:56,991
and they discovered me.
1715
01:26:57,022 --> 01:26:58,524
I was so beautiful.
1716
01:26:58,557 --> 01:27:00,801
I still am the top model
in the country.
1717
01:27:05,970 --> 01:27:08,452
I don't want my trial
to be held here.
1718
01:27:08,475 --> 01:27:09,785
I want it to be downtown...
1719
01:27:09,810 --> 01:27:12,383
in a large, large
theater where I belong.
1720
01:27:12,415 --> 01:27:14,863
You're a terrible
press agent.
1721
01:27:14,886 --> 01:27:16,799
They won't even
let cameras in here.
1722
01:27:16,823 --> 01:27:19,464
I'm your attorney, Dawn,
not your press agent.
1723
01:27:19,494 --> 01:27:21,738
Well, get me some
of my loungewear, then.
1724
01:27:21,766 --> 01:27:23,439
I can't be
on Walter Cronkite...
1725
01:27:23,467 --> 01:27:24,914
looking like this.
1726
01:27:24,938 --> 01:27:27,545
Did you kidnap Ida Nelson?
1727
01:27:27,575 --> 01:27:30,991
No. The Dashers did it,
but they lied.
1728
01:27:31,014 --> 01:27:32,289
They're just jealous of me...
1729
01:27:32,317 --> 01:27:34,299
because I'm more famous
than they are.
1730
01:27:34,321 --> 01:27:36,199
The Dashers are liars!
1731
01:27:36,224 --> 01:27:38,866
Well, then, did you
strangle your daughter?
1732
01:27:38,895 --> 01:27:42,107
Yes, I did,
and I'm proud of it.
1733
01:27:42,134 --> 01:27:43,272
If only the Dashers...
1734
01:27:43,302 --> 01:27:45,045
hadn't destroyed
the photographs.
1735
01:27:45,073 --> 01:27:46,417
They were art.
1736
01:27:46,442 --> 01:27:49,254
You believe the death
of your daughter was art?
1737
01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:50,727
Of course!
1738
01:27:50,750 --> 01:27:53,095
Can't you stupid people see?
1739
01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:54,829
I'm a huge star.
1740
01:27:54,857 --> 01:27:56,393
Just pick up the papers,
and you'll see...
1741
01:27:56,425 --> 01:27:57,997
my picture on the front page.
1742
01:27:58,029 --> 01:27:59,771
I'm only charged
in this matter...
1743
01:27:59,798 --> 01:28:01,780
because I'm so photogenic.
1744
01:28:01,802 --> 01:28:03,577
Why, I should be
on television...
1745
01:28:03,604 --> 01:28:04,983
right this minute!
1746
01:28:05,008 --> 01:28:07,387
What about
your nightclub act, Dawn?
1747
01:28:07,411 --> 01:28:10,054
Ooh, it was
a spectacular success,
1748
01:28:10,083 --> 01:28:12,725
a wild,
fast-moving stage show...
1749
01:28:12,755 --> 01:28:15,067
with a finale
to top all finales.
1750
01:28:15,092 --> 01:28:16,230
They loved it!
1751
01:28:16,260 --> 01:28:18,242
Even the people
that died loved it!
1752
01:28:18,264 --> 01:28:19,801
How could they
not love dying...
1753
01:28:19,833 --> 01:28:21,541
if they're going to
become famous for it?
1754
01:28:21,569 --> 01:28:24,313
Oh, the jury
must realize.
1755
01:28:24,341 --> 01:28:25,685
Look at me!
1756
01:28:25,710 --> 01:28:28,158
I'm the most famous person
you've ever seen.
1757
01:28:28,181 --> 01:28:29,924
Take notes while
you have a chance.
1758
01:28:29,951 --> 01:28:31,728
Quote me! Look at me!
1759
01:28:31,755 --> 01:28:33,598
Look at my legs!
Look at 'em!
1760
01:28:33,624 --> 01:28:34,764
Bailiff...
1761
01:28:34,794 --> 01:28:37,139
remove the defendant
from the witness stand.
1762
01:28:37,164 --> 01:28:40,704
Disgusting display.
1763
01:28:40,737 --> 01:28:42,046
Publicity!
1764
01:28:42,073 --> 01:28:43,212
The death penalty!
1765
01:28:43,241 --> 01:28:44,652
Electrocution!
1766
01:28:50,287 --> 01:28:54,831
Mr. Foreman, has the jury
reached a decision?
1767
01:28:54,862 --> 01:28:57,139
Yes, we have, Your Honor.
1768
01:28:57,165 --> 01:29:00,081
We find the defendant
guilty as charged...
1769
01:29:00,105 --> 01:29:02,177
and sentence her to die
in the electric chair.
1770
01:29:12,159 --> 01:29:14,140
Matron!
1771
01:29:14,162 --> 01:29:16,144
How am I supposed to sleep...
1772
01:29:16,166 --> 01:29:18,443
with these goddamn
bugs in here?
1773
01:29:18,469 --> 01:29:21,315
Where is that hog?
1774
01:29:21,341 --> 01:29:24,086
Matron, did you hear me?
1775
01:29:24,113 --> 01:29:27,392
I come to the garden alone
1776
01:29:27,419 --> 01:29:31,894
While the dew is
still on the roses
1777
01:29:31,927 --> 01:29:36,572
And the voice I hear
ringing in my ear
1778
01:29:36,601 --> 01:29:40,883
The son of God discloses
1779
01:29:44,115 --> 01:29:46,653
I'm gonna miss
my little Dawn.
1780
01:29:46,685 --> 01:29:49,294
It ain't right they can
put you in that chair.
1781
01:29:49,324 --> 01:29:51,532
Oh, Earnestine,
I'm thrilled about it.
1782
01:29:51,561 --> 01:29:54,544
Today is my big day-
1783
01:29:54,566 --> 01:29:57,413
I feel lucky to receive
the death penalty.
1784
01:29:57,438 --> 01:30:00,820
Why, it's the biggest award
I could get in my field.
1785
01:30:00,845 --> 01:30:02,347
But I don't even have...
1786
01:30:02,379 --> 01:30:04,054
my acceptance speech ready.
1787
01:30:04,083 --> 01:30:06,189
I've got to practice it.
1788
01:30:06,220 --> 01:30:07,724
I know every word I say...
1789
01:30:07,756 --> 01:30:09,760
will be
in the newspapers tomorrow.
1790
01:30:09,794 --> 01:30:11,603
Does it excite you
to make love...
1791
01:30:11,629 --> 01:30:12,837
to someone so famous?
1792
01:30:12,866 --> 01:30:15,940
You excite me, Dawn,
not your fame.
1793
01:30:15,971 --> 01:30:19,751
It's you I love.
1794
01:30:19,777 --> 01:30:21,587
I don't love publicity.
1795
01:30:21,614 --> 01:30:23,857
But I still am
the star prisoner,
1796
01:30:23,885 --> 01:30:25,058
right, Earnestine?
1797
01:30:25,087 --> 01:30:26,567
Even the warden told me...
1798
01:30:26,589 --> 01:30:28,092
he had a problem
with the press...
1799
01:30:28,125 --> 01:30:29,366
trying to get my picture.
1800
01:30:29,394 --> 01:30:30,738
Will you save my clippings?
1801
01:30:30,763 --> 01:30:32,300
I'll save 'em, Dawn.
1802
01:30:32,332 --> 01:30:34,439
I'll cry when I read 'em.
1803
01:30:34,470 --> 01:30:37,009
Will you write
a book about me?
1804
01:30:37,041 --> 01:30:38,248
You know everything.
1805
01:30:38,277 --> 01:30:40,759
I trust you
to write my story.
1806
01:30:40,781 --> 01:30:43,558
Oh, describe
my makeup and hairdo.
1807
01:30:43,585 --> 01:30:44,793
Include sketches...
1808
01:30:44,821 --> 01:30:46,734
of every outfit I ever wore.
1809
01:30:46,759 --> 01:30:48,363
Oh, why won't they
let me wear...
1810
01:30:48,394 --> 01:30:50,239
a gown and makeup today?
1811
01:30:50,264 --> 01:30:52,302
Today, of all days.
1812
01:30:52,334 --> 01:30:54,612
My big moment
in the electric chair.
1813
01:30:54,638 --> 01:30:58,179
Oh, you still think
you're in a show, baby.
1814
01:30:58,211 --> 01:31:00,819
You gotta realize
it's your life!
1815
01:31:00,849 --> 01:31:02,625
But my life is a show.
1816
01:31:02,652 --> 01:31:06,626
Why is it so hard for
people to understand?
1817
01:31:06,659 --> 01:31:09,734
My fans want me to die
in the electric chair.
1818
01:31:09,765 --> 01:31:11,837
It'll be
my final curtain call...
1819
01:31:11,868 --> 01:31:14,977
the most theatrical
moment of my life.
1820
01:31:15,008 --> 01:31:16,316
I have to always try...
1821
01:31:16,343 --> 01:31:18,291
to be page one, Earnestine.
1822
01:31:18,313 --> 01:31:19,851
Life imprisonment
would have been...
1823
01:31:19,883 --> 01:31:22,125
such a second-rate news stow.
1824
01:31:22,153 --> 01:31:24,657
This way, my legend
will have to live on.
1825
01:31:24,691 --> 01:31:26,171
I'm not going to die...
1826
01:31:26,194 --> 01:31:28,142
only for my fans of today...
1827
01:31:28,163 --> 01:31:30,645
but for their children
and grandchildren.
1828
01:31:30,668 --> 01:31:35,246
Oh, you're so fucked up, baby.
1829
01:31:35,276 --> 01:31:38,282
Give mama a big, sloppy kiss.
1830
01:31:41,688 --> 01:31:43,829
Ok, "Lesbeans,"
1831
01:31:43,859 --> 01:31:45,361
I caught ya.
1832
01:31:45,394 --> 01:31:50,074
Bumping pussies is
a violation of jail rules.
1833
01:31:50,102 --> 01:31:52,641
I'm gonna write this up...
1834
01:31:52,675 --> 01:31:54,917
and give it to
the warden, Earnestine.
1835
01:31:54,944 --> 01:31:57,425
You'll get the adjustment
center for this.
1836
01:31:57,448 --> 01:31:59,727
It's her last day,
for Christ's sake.
1837
01:31:59,753 --> 01:32:01,562
Can't we spend it together?
1838
01:32:01,588 --> 01:32:05,232
Get back to your cell
before I beat you up.
1839
01:32:05,262 --> 01:32:08,770
Eh, for Christ sake,
it's her last day!
1840
01:32:08,803 --> 01:32:11,614
I know it's her last day.
1841
01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:15,614
Ha ha! You all ready
for the hot seat, fatso?
1842
01:32:15,647 --> 01:32:17,253
I'm supposed to ask you...
1843
01:32:17,284 --> 01:32:19,823
what you want
for your last meal.
1844
01:32:19,855 --> 01:32:22,736
I'll have 2 veal cutlets.
1845
01:32:22,760 --> 01:32:24,604
Well, I'll get 'em...
1846
01:32:24,629 --> 01:32:26,872
but you better eat 'em quick...
1847
01:32:26,900 --> 01:32:28,278
'cause the electric chair...
1848
01:32:28,303 --> 01:32:30,215
don't wait for nobody...
1849
01:32:30,239 --> 01:32:33,553
not even big stars like you.
1850
01:32:33,579 --> 01:32:36,619
You're gonna be
one fried lady today!
1851
01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:40,997
Dawn, I came to say
good-bye to you.
1852
01:32:41,025 --> 01:32:42,664
We're going to miss you.
1853
01:32:42,695 --> 01:32:44,505
Oh, don't look so sad.
1854
01:32:44,531 --> 01:32:46,341
I'm happy. happy. happy-
1855
01:32:46,367 --> 01:32:49,112
The only thing I ask
is that you remember me
1856
01:32:49,140 --> 01:32:51,018
and talk about me
the rest of your life.
1857
01:32:51,042 --> 01:32:52,488
Oh, we will!
1858
01:32:52,512 --> 01:32:54,858
And tell everyone
they have my permission...
1859
01:32:54,883 --> 01:32:57,388
to sell their memories
of me to the media.
1860
01:32:57,420 --> 01:33:00,096
Oh, Dawn, can I
have your autograph?
1861
01:33:00,125 --> 01:33:02,437
Why, certainly, Shirl.
1862
01:33:02,463 --> 01:33:05,378
Sit down.
1863
01:33:05,401 --> 01:33:11,321
"To Shirl, the prettiest
girl on cellblock 4.
1864
01:33:11,344 --> 01:33:13,417
"Love always,
1865
01:33:13,448 --> 01:33:16,124
"The beautiful
and fabulous...
1866
01:33:16,153 --> 01:33:18,830
Dawn Davenport."
1867
01:33:18,859 --> 01:33:20,965
Oh, I'll treasure it.
1868
01:33:20,995 --> 01:33:22,998
Would you like to see
some modeling?
1869
01:33:23,032 --> 01:33:24,535
I bet you would.
1870
01:33:24,568 --> 01:33:25,878
And I don't mind.
1871
01:33:25,904 --> 01:33:28,249
I'd love to see you perform!
1872
01:33:28,274 --> 01:33:31,348
Oh, good! Ready?
1873
01:33:31,379 --> 01:33:34,454
Oh, go! Go, Dawn!
1874
01:33:39,294 --> 01:33:41,002
Get back to your cell, Shirl.
1875
01:33:41,030 --> 01:33:43,945
The show's over
for Dawn Davenport.
1876
01:33:43,969 --> 01:33:45,506
Good-bye, Dawn.
1877
01:33:45,538 --> 01:33:47,349
Good-bye, Shirl.
1878
01:33:47,375 --> 01:33:49,549
Come on. Get out
of here, Shirl.
1879
01:33:49,578 --> 01:33:51,423
Here's your food, pork chop.
1880
01:33:51,449 --> 01:33:53,487
Eat up. Ain't got much time.
1881
01:33:53,518 --> 01:33:55,500
I've changed my mind.
1882
01:33:55,522 --> 01:33:57,560
I'm really not hungry anymore.
1883
01:33:57,592 --> 01:33:58,937
Let's not dawdle.
1884
01:33:58,962 --> 01:34:01,603
I'm all ready for
my big news event.
1885
01:34:01,634 --> 01:34:04,081
I'd like to go right now
if it would be all right.
1886
01:34:04,104 --> 01:34:05,413
Suit yourself, pizza face.
1887
01:34:05,439 --> 01:34:07,478
Let's put your jewelry on
for ya.
1888
01:34:07,510 --> 01:34:08,819
Here comes the chaplain now.
1889
01:34:08,846 --> 01:34:09,917
Come on, Miss Star.
1890
01:34:09,948 --> 01:34:11,827
Your time's up.
1891
01:34:11,852 --> 01:34:14,060
Are you ready, Dawn?
1892
01:34:14,088 --> 01:34:15,660
Yes, I'm ready, Father.
1893
01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:17,103
The legend's all ready...
1894
01:34:17,127 --> 01:34:19,006
for her little appointment
in the green room.
1895
01:34:19,031 --> 01:34:20,567
I've been looking forward
to this, you know.
1896
01:34:21,702 --> 01:34:25,379
"The Lord is my shepherd,
I shall not want.
1897
01:34:25,408 --> 01:34:27,048
"He makes me lie down
in green pastures."
1898
01:34:27,078 --> 01:34:28,422
Good-bye, Shirl.
1899
01:34:28,447 --> 01:34:30,155
"He leads me
beside still waters..."
1900
01:34:30,183 --> 01:34:31,322
Dawn, I love you!
1901
01:34:31,352 --> 01:34:33,333
- Good-bye, Dawn!
- Good-bye, Earnestine!
1902
01:34:33,355 --> 01:34:36,066
Dawn! Good-bye Dawn!
1903
01:34:36,094 --> 01:34:37,402
Good-bye, then!
1904
01:34:37,429 --> 01:34:38,602
Bye, Dawn!
1905
01:34:46,713 --> 01:34:50,356
"O, Lord, who shall
sojourn in thy tent?
1906
01:34:50,385 --> 01:34:52,333
"Who shall dwell
in my home?"
1907
01:34:52,356 --> 01:34:54,702
Hop in!
1908
01:34:54,727 --> 01:34:58,644
Oh, cute and comfortable, too.
1909
01:34:58,667 --> 01:34:59,806
Try to resist.
1910
01:34:59,836 --> 01:35:01,646
She deserves worse than this
for what she did.
1911
01:35:01,672 --> 01:35:03,152
Yeah, better
strap 'em in good,
1912
01:35:03,174 --> 01:35:05,816
'cause you don't want me
to get out of here.
1913
01:35:05,846 --> 01:35:07,019
Hog.
1914
01:35:09,786 --> 01:35:11,528
I hate you.
1915
01:35:11,555 --> 01:35:13,468
Shut up, Davenport.
1916
01:35:15,697 --> 01:35:19,306
Ugly, ugly. ugly!
1917
01:35:26,649 --> 01:35:30,292
I'd like to thank all
the wonderful people...
1918
01:35:30,321 --> 01:35:33,829
that made this great moment
in my life come true.
1919
01:35:35,965 --> 01:35:38,709
My daughter Taffy, who died...
1920
01:35:38,737 --> 01:35:40,776
in order
to further my career.
1921
01:35:40,808 --> 01:35:43,312
My friends Chicklette
and Concetta...
1922
01:35:43,344 --> 01:35:47,318
who should be here
with me today.
1923
01:35:47,351 --> 01:35:51,029
All the fans
that died so fashionably...
1924
01:35:51,058 --> 01:35:55,407
and gallantly
at my nightclub act.
1925
01:35:55,432 --> 01:35:58,279
And especially
all those wonderful people...
1926
01:35:58,305 --> 01:35:59,443
who were kind enough...
1927
01:35:59,473 --> 01:36:01,580
to read about me
in the newspapers...
1928
01:36:01,611 --> 01:36:04,320
and watch me
on the television news shows.
1929
01:36:04,348 --> 01:36:05,795
Without all of you...
1930
01:36:05,818 --> 01:36:10,828
my career could never
have gotten this far.
1931
01:36:10,861 --> 01:36:13,138
It was you that I burn for...
1932
01:36:13,164 --> 01:36:16,910
and it is you
that I will die for.
1933
01:36:16,937 --> 01:36:18,976
Please remember...
1934
01:36:19,008 --> 01:36:22,823
I love every
fucking one of you!
1935
01:36:28,557 --> 01:36:29,799
I got lots
1936
01:36:29,827 --> 01:36:32,639
Of problems
1937
01:36:34,903 --> 01:36:37,852
Female trouble
1938
01:36:39,844 --> 01:36:43,158
Maybe I'm twisted
1939
01:36:45,387 --> 01:36:48,529
Female trouble
1940
01:36:51,599 --> 01:36:54,046
They say I'm a skank
1941
01:36:54,069 --> 01:36:56,915
But I don't care
1942
01:36:56,941 --> 01:36:58,889
Go ahead, put me
1943
01:36:58,911 --> 01:37:01,621
In your El-e-ectric chair
1944
01:37:01,649 --> 01:37:03,061
I got lots
1945
01:37:03,085 --> 01:37:05,624
Of problems
1946
01:37:07,961 --> 01:37:10,967
Female trouble
1947
01:37:12,835 --> 01:37:15,819
Maybe I'm twisted
1948
01:37:18,311 --> 01:37:21,157
Female trouble
1949
01:37:24,256 --> 01:37:26,795
Hey, spare me your morals
1950
01:37:26,827 --> 01:37:29,742
Look, everyone does
1951
01:37:29,765 --> 01:37:31,974
What pleases me
1952
01:37:32,003 --> 01:37:34,416
Is paradise
1953
01:37:34,439 --> 01:37:35,578
I got lots
1954
01:37:35,609 --> 01:37:38,181
Of problems
1955
01:37:40,718 --> 01:37:43,563
Female trouble
1956
01:37:45,443 --> 01:37:46,945
Maybe I'm twisted...
1957
01:37:52,444 --> 01:37:55,947
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