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"Pyramid Scheme"
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Beast Boy, your sadness is
leaking from your eyeholes.
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It's just...
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I can't afford the birthday
present Cyborg really wants!
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Wait, haven't we been
through this before?
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And besides, my birthday
is like months away.
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If I don't get him
an expensive gift,
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- it can ruin our friendship.
- That's not true!
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What kind of person
do you think I am?
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Yeah, yeah, this has
definitely happened before.
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You guys know how much he
loves expensive gifts.
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- You're making me sound like a monster!
- I have to gets a job,
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so I can afford the expensive
presents Cyborg wants!
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You don't! You really don't!
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Let me guess, Beast Boy, you're
going to get a job at the pie shop.
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I ain't getting a job
at the pie shop.
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I'm gonna make money
the easy way.
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- Check it!
- Wait.
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This is a pyramid scheme!
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Whoa, pyramid, as in mummies?
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I'm not sure you should
do business with mummies.
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Not that kind of pyramid!
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A pyramid scheme is an
unsustainable business model,
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that promises payments to
participants, based on
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the amount of additional people
they enroll in the business,
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instead of focusing on the sale of
goods or services to the public.
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- Ah! - Oh...
- Mmm-hmm.
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As you can see here, the exponential
growth of the "business",
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will eventually cause the
entire operation to collapse,
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leaving the participants at the
bottom of the pyramid bankrupt,
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while those at the
top walk away rich.
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- Thus, the name "pyramid scheme".
- Interesting.
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I do have the question.
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Did the mummies
build the pyramids?
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There are no mummies! It's
not a literal pyramid!
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My point is there's no
such thing as easy money.
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- You need to earn it with hard labor.
- Ew, no way!
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Hard labor is for criminals
and pregnant ladies.
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But, if you lives on the
top with the mummy,
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- you can get rich!
- Well, technically, yes, but...
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Cyborg is gonna get the most
expensive present ever!
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Just give me a card.
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Cough up that dough!
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- What are you doing to Beast Boy?
- He was eating a cash salad,
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and I refuse to stand by and
watch money being wasted.
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- Cash salad? Any good?
- Hmm, not really.
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I just gots more money
than I can spend,
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so I am thinking of new
ways to use it, check it!
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♪ Well, I bought a gold boat ♪
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♪ Bought a gold star ♪
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♪ Bought a gold bear ♪
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♪ Put him in a gold car ♪
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♪ Bought a gold fridge ♪
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♪ Filled it with
some gold food ♪
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♪ Bought a gold me I
call him the gold dude ♪
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♪ I'm makin' that money ♪
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♪ That pyramid mummy money ♪
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♪ I'm makin' money ♪
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♪ That pyramid scheme money ♪
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♪ Makin' that money ♪
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♪ The pyramid mummy money ♪
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♪ I'm making money ♪
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♪ The pyramid scheme money ♪
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- ♪ I stack my money brick
by brick ♪ - ♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ Check my gold fronts ♪
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♪ I go lick, lick, lick ♪
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♪ Need a new wallet 'cause
my money don't fit ♪
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♪ Bought a gold bomb that
go tick, tick, tick ♪
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♪ Makin' that money ♪
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♪ That pyramid mummy money ♪
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♪ I'm making money ♪
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♪ That pyramid scheme money ♪
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♪ Makin' that money ♪
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♪ That pyramid mummy money ♪
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♪ I'm makin' money ♪
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♪ That pyramid scheme money ♪
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Oh!
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Here's your birthday
present, by the way.
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- Ooh, sparkly!
- So, where did you get all this cash?
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From the pyramid scheme, yo!
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I signed up and now
I'm a money sheriff.
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Ooh!
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What is the money sheriff?
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It's kind of like being
president of your own company,
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but with a badge.
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We want to wear
badges and eat money!
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You want in, huh? Well,
it's super easy.
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- First, give me $100.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You don't give money
to make money!
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That's like paying
to have a job.
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And those badges are worthless.
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They're just to trick you into
thinking you have some sort of status.
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This is why it's called
a pyramid scheme!
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- Here you go!
- I love moneys!
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Great! Now, you're
my money deputies.
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Cool!
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Reach for the sky, compadres!
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- Bangs, bangs! Horse, horse!
- Yee-haw!
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Lookin' good, y'all. Like you
wanna make that mummy money.
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You are not cowboys,
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and there are no mummies
in a pyramid scheme!
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You are participating in
a fraudulent business.
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What you need is honest work.
Hard labor.
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I am not the prisoner!
Bang bang!
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And I'm no pregnant woman.
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We are cowboys, hombre!
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What's next, Sheriff?
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Get out there and
recruit more deputies!
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Yee-haw!
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- Hungry, partner?
- I'm not eating your filthy money.
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Mmm, tastes real clean
to me, buckaroo.
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This is disgraceful behavior.
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This pyramid scheme is going
to leave you broke, Titans.
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Us, big money cowboy millionaires?
Broke?
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Get that cash out of your mouth!
Give me that! Hurry.
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No, no, no, no, don't
eat that five!
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- Hey, I was still working on that!
- Sorry, ma'am.
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The boss wants his cut of the
money, or we'll be six feet under.
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See, only the person at the top
of the pyramid gets any money.
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Whoa!
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Oh, it's the boss!
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Whoa.
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Mummy money.
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- Is that a mummy?
- Of course it is.
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- And you're not surprised?
- Not particularly.
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You're not wondering where
the mummy came from?!
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It came from the pyramid, where
else is he supposed to come from?
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Mummy money.
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Uh, here you go, Mummy.
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Mummy money!
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- But... But, there isn't anymore!
- We ate the rest.
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Mummy money!
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So hot.
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- Mummy money.
- Okay, okay.
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This is my fault.
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All because I had to
buy Cyborg the most
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expensive birthday present,
he wanted so much!
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Look where your materialism
has gotten us, Cyborg.
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I would have been
satisfied with a hug!
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I was wrong too, Beast Boy.
I thought pyramid schemes
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were dangerous because you
risk losing your money.
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But really, it's because
of the mummies.
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Mummy money.
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- Sorry, guys.
- Well, Beast Boy,
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there's only one way to get
out of financial trouble.
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- You mean, hard labor?
- We're already doing that, you varmint!
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- The other kind of hard labor.
- Oh, the pregnant kind.
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Uh-huh, I think I hear
what you're saying.
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Remember to breathe, Beastie.
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You're doing great!
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- Keep breathing.
- Almost there.
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One more push!
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Ooh.
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- Congratulations.
- Aw.
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I'm a mama!
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Perfect!
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Now that you've learned
the value of hard labor,
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let's get these chains off.
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The key to saving ourselves was
inside Beast Boy all along.
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But, what are we going to
do about all these mummies?
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- Did you forget, Beast Boy?
- You're still the Sheriff.
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And we are still your deputies.
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Yee-haw, hombre!
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I won't let you down, Sheriff.
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Then, let's get along,
little doggies.
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Mummy money!
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Huh?
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Yee-haw!
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Mummy money!
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This, here, pyramid ain't big
enough for the both of us.
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Mummy money.
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Gold Bear, you crazy, dude.
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Well, Titans, I hope y'all
learned about the dangers
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- of pyramid schemes.
- The mummies are scary.
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Super scary.
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But being a cowboy,
whoo, doggy is fun!
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Well, in that case, buckaroos,
I know what we gots to do.
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Ride into the sunset, baby.
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Yee-haw!
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