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A POP Original Series
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(Birds chirp)
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- All right.
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(Door opens)
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- Morning, David.
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- Ew. What are you all doing
here?
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- We have a surprise for you.
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- Judging from the looks on
your faces, I don't want it.
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- Stevie?
- Stevie?
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- Something arrived
at the front desk for you.
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Ah!
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- It appears someone has
something to celebrate.
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- Why would Patrick do that?
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- That was my first thought.
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Celebrating a monthly
anniversary
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seems a bit of a reach.
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But then Alexis informed us
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that this is the longest
relationship you've ever had!
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- Four whole months, David.
- How 'bout that?
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- Okay, this is not the longest
relationship I've ever had.
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I had a... very intimate
connection with Tony,
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for several years.
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I had a... very intimate
connection with Tony,
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for several years.
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- She was your pen pal, David.
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- She was in a penitentiary,
dear.
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- Well, this calls
for a celebration.
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- Now Roland just found
a barbecue in the shed,
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so I say you invite Patrick
over, we fire it up,
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and have a good old fashioned
Rose family barbecue.
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- Yes, David.
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- I mean, we already have
dessert.
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I mean, this would feed
at least 10 people.
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- Okay, first of all,
no one's sharing the cookie.
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And second of all,
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Patrick is not being invited
to a barbecue.
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- Is he pulling back?
- No!
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- Has he asked you
about an open relationship?
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- Not yet. Anyway,
everything is fine,
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which is why I would rather
not subject him
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to eating charred meat
with this group of carnies.
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- Carnies are people too.
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- David, could you just once
embrace joy?
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- Okay.
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- Perhaps it's this nay-saying
reticence
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that caused your past
relationships to...
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- Fall apart.
-...oxidize.
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- Oxidize.
- Okay, you know what?
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I think we're good here.
Thanks.
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- So you're bringing Patrick?
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- Nope, Patrick's still not
coming.
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Bye bye.
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(Sniffs cookie)
Oh yeah, it's soft.
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♪♪♪
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(Jazz music plays)
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(Door opens and closes)
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Do you have any idea
what you've done?
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- Take it the cookie
went over well?
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- I have told you
for three months now,
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that I don't want a monthly
anniversary gift.
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And I know you think
it's very funny,
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but this time it went too far.
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- It's a cookie, David,
what's the big deal?
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- First of all, a cookie
is always a big deal,
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especially when that cookie
just alerted my entire family
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to the fact that this is
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officially the longest
relationship I've ever had.
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- This is the longest
relationship you've ever had?
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Oh, I shoulda got you
more than a cookie.
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- Okay, well the cookie
was almost too much.
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Figuratively speaking.
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I ate half of it
on the way here.
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Bottom line, I just don't think
we need to celebrate as much.
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You know, we could just go
day-to-day like normal people.
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If we throw a... if we throw a
renaissance fair every month,
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I just feel like
we might be tempting fate.
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- We are not tempting fate,
okay?
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I can't speak to your past,
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but I think you might
have an easier time of it,
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and maybe a little bit
more fun,
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if you just learn
to trust people.
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- The last time I heard that,
I was dating a birthday clown
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who painted my face
in the night,
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and was literally never seen
from again.
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- Noted.
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You have nothing
to worry about, David,
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and I can return these tickets
to the Julia Stiles-a-thon
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at the drive-in tonight.
- Let me see those.
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- I agree, that might have been
a little overboard.
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- Okay, first of all,
let it be known
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that supporting Julia Stiles
is never going overboard.
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- Oh, so you can go?
- Um, not tonight.
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Tonight I have a thing,
but tomorrow I could come.
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- What's your thing tonight?
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- Um, it's just like a family
thing at the motel.
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It's like a nothing thing.
You wouldn't...
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- Okay, well tomorrow night
it is.
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Now I gotta go to town hall
to get some signatures
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for our permit renewal,
but don't worry, David,
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unlike the birthday clown,
I will be back.
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- He was never found.
- Probably dead.
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(Bell jingles, door shuts)
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- You just fill this out
and I'll get ya checked in.
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- Great, thanks.
- Hey girl.
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- Oh, you're talkin' to me?
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- Yeah, who else would I be
talking to? No offense.
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- What's up?
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- Okay, so I wanted to get some
advice, like girl-to-girl,
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'cause you're always so good
with boy stuff.
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- So David's at work and you
had nobody else to talk to?
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- What?
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That's...
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So I got this message from Ted,
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and I wanted to get someone's -
your -
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- Mhmm.
- your, specific opinion
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before I replied.
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Okay, so this is what Ted
sent this morning.
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- I'm more of a bagel guy,
winky face?
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- Keep in mind we haven't seen
each other in weeks.
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- Okay, so it was an accident.
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- Or, it was made to look like
an accident.
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- Okay.
- It's a tactic, Stevie.
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You send someone a random text
message to get their attention,
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and then the next thing you
know, you're talking again.
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- Who would do that?
- I've done that. Like a lot.
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- I did it last week.
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- This is why I choose not
to be in a relationship.
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- Hey... Alexis.
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- Rachel, sorry,
I didn't mean to eavesdrop,
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but that's like the oldest
trick in the book.
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Texting a bunch of letters
and saying your phone
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was unlocked in your purse.
- Right?
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I used to text Zac Efron
just like a question mark
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whenever I wanted a booty call.
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Poor thing would be like
buzzing my apartment
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before I even pressed send.
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- That's actually
how my fiancé and I
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keep getting back together.
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- Okay, Rachel,
you're in Room 9.
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- Oh, actually we're
just finishing up.
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Um, okay so what do you think
I should write back?
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- Honestly, I don't know
anything about your
relationship,
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but I do know that games
only get you so far.
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Unless you wanna end up
like me, 6 months later,
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tryin' to win him back
for the 50th time.
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- Mmhm. Having flashbacks
of Zac Efron.
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- Isn't it easier to just
be direct?
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Either way, you get an answer.
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- You're like super smart,
and pretty in like a breezy,
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non-threatening sort of way.
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- Another successful girl talk.
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(Door shuts, footsteps clank)
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- You know, Roland, when you
said you found a grill,
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this isn't exactly
what I had in mind.
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- What'd you expect Johnny,
Benihana? (Laughs)
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- No, there's no dials,
no tanks, no side burners.
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I mean, I wasn't expecting
a built-in wine fridge,
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but this is nothing... like
what I'm used to cooking on.
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(Roland scoffs)
- What?
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- No, I'm sorry, I just had
an image of you cooking.
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Come on, Johnny, you're talking
to a grill master.
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Do you know that I've been
given three different aprons
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because of my barbecue skills?
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Let's see,
I've got License to Grill,
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I've got Working Grill,
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oh and I have Grills
Just Wanna Have Fun.
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- It's gonna take more than
a license to grill
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to get this thing back to life.
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- Okay look, um, I can smell
your fear, okay?
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So why don't you go grab
the meat and the briquettes,
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and I'll get this bad boy
up and running for ya?
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- Okay well, thank you, Roland.
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And just so you're aware,
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this has nothing to do
with me not knowing my way
around a grill.
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I've watched many a personal
chef flip a burger in my day.
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- I've got the perfect apron
for ya,
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Poor Little Rich Grill.
(Laughs)
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I'll get it made up. (Laughs)
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♪♪♪
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(Quick footsteps thud)
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- I think so.
- I hope so.
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It would only be fair.
Please tell me yes.
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- Uh, hi.
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- David, someone's ears
must be a-flame.
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- When you said that you were
coming back,
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you just meant that
you weren't coming back,
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and that I would have to spend
the afternoon searching for you
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on the train tracks, and among
various unmarked vans.
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- You did that for me?
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- No, but there was a moment
when I thought about doing it.
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- David, blame me.
- Oh, I do.
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- Patrick was about to slip
away with the signatures
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when I corralled him into a
little lunchtime chin wag.
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- Yes, which is how I found out
about the barbecue
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that I was invited to,
but didn't know about.
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- Hmm.
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- Why didn't you tell me I was
invited to the barbecue?
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- Well, they only wanted to
have the barbecue
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after reading what
was on your cookie.
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- Yeah, sorry that still
sounds pretty nice to me.
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- Thank you, Pat.
- It is nice.
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No one's saying it's not nice.
What I'm saying is--
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- Yeah, okay.
- (Grunts)
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- Pat, do you mind giving us
the room for just a moment?
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- Certainly.
- Okay.
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- Somebody should probably be
at the store anyway, huh?
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Lovely talking to you,
Mrs. Rose.
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- You too.
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Wow.
(Door creak shut)
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- What are you doing?
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I told you I didn't want to
make a big deal out of this.
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- David you can't blame us
for being excited.
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Your father and I,
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we weren't involved in your
past relationships,
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and from what I understand it
was one bungle after another.
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I'm not saying
there's a connection.
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- There's no connection,
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it's just a long string
of very bad luck,
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and I don't know what kind
of carnage
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I inflicted in a past life,
to deserve it.
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I must've been... Dracula,
or a spin instructor.
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- And what if we could finally
tie a sailor's knot
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in that string of bad luck?
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Because after spending 5
minutes alone with sweet Pat,
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- We're not doing Pat.
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- He sees you.
For all that you are.
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- Well, hopefully not all that
I am, I mean that would be--
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- Oh, David, you have the
opportunity to climb out
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of the quicksand
that was your past,
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and stand firmly
in the present.
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Let us celebrate that.
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- (Sighs) Fine. He can come.
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- Excellent. And he's bringing
- (Sighs) Fine. He can come.
his guitar.
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- Excellent. And he's bringing
his guitar.
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- What?
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- Well, it was mostly his idea,
you know,
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in case there's a rousing
fireside sing-along?
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- No, I draw the line
at sing-along.
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(Birds chirping)
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- Whoa, geez, Louise.
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00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,962
(Light taps)
242
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,998
Alexis, hey.
243
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:33,133
- Hey. I was in
the neighbourhood,
244
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,003
so I thought I'd just pop in
and say hey.
245
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,138
I was gonna send a text but um,
246
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,407
I thought it'd be better
if I just came in.
247
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,342
- I'm glad you did.
248
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,778
- I'm also glad I did.
249
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:47,981
- It's good to see you.
- It's also good to see you.
250
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,987
Okay, well I just wanted
to say hey,
251
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:58,258
and I'm here,
and I got your text.
252
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:03,263
- What text?
- The text.
253
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,766
- Did I send a text?
254
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:09,002
- Maybe... no?
255
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:12,439
Maybe you didn't. Did you?
I'm not sure.
256
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,908
- What, uh, what'd it say?
257
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:17,344
- Nothing. I don't think it
said anything,
258
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,046
now that I think about it.
259
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,414
Um... no something about you
being more of a bagel guy.
260
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,116
- Oh my god,
did I send that to you?
261
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,085
- No, I don't think so.
- Oh my gosh, I did.
262
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,120
- Did you, though?
- I'm sorry,
263
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:29,022
that wasn't supposed
to be sent to you.
264
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:32,092
- Hello dummy,
why do you think I'm here?
265
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,227
I'm here to tell you
to be careful
266
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:37,831
because with those texts, those
texts in the wrong hands...
267
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,767
- Yeah, it was actually
meant for Heather.
268
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,434
- Heather, yes. Yes.
269
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:44,972
You and Heath and the bagels.
- Yeah, she was just asking
270
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,774
if she should pick up scones
or bagels.
271
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,375
- Anyway, now we know.
Now we know.
272
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,243
- You shoulda just texted.
273
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,945
You didn't have to come
all the way down here.
274
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:54,381
- Well no... um, as I was
saying, I was in the area.
275
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,984
So, I just wanted to pop in
and see the look on your face
276
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:58,886
when you realized
that you'd sent the text
277
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,888
to the wrong person.
- Ooh.
278
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,090
- (Fake squeal)
(Laughs)
279
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,926
Um, hmm.
280
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,796
- Um, hey I'm sorry
if I haven't been in touch
281
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:12,099
as much recently.
- Oh my god, please. Please.
282
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,768
Uh no, I should get outta
your hair.
283
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,971
But it was good to see you,
Mr. Bagel. (Laughs)
284
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,273
That's a you-and-Heather thing,
285
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,142
but now that you texted me,
286
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,244
it's kind of like an all-of-us
thing.
287
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,980
So, have a great afternoon
today.
288
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,983
(Door shuts)
289
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,985
- Looking good, Roland!
290
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,187
What time do you wanna
fire this baby up?
291
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:37,390
- Uh, I dunno, probably about
an hour before you wanna eat.
292
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,459
- Oh, well I was hoping
to eat around 8.
293
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:42,429
- Where are we, Barcelona?
(Laughs)
294
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:45,833
- Uh, well then 7.
- Yeah, 7 sounds better.
295
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,101
- Honey, you ready to go?
- Yeah.
296
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,970
- Wait, wait,
where are you going?
297
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,905
- Oh, Jocelyn and I have
another one of those
298
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,307
birthing rehearsals
we gotta go to.
299
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:57,177
- I just bought $100
worth of sliders.
300
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,846
- Geez Johnny,
thanks for rubbing it in
301
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:01,348
when you know I can't come.
- You can't come?
302
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,250
You didn't say you can't come!
303
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,919
You were bragging
about being a grill master.
304
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,355
- He really is. Did you tell
him about the aprons?
305
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,457
- Yes he did!
And I was counting on him
306
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,860
to do the grilling!
307
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,361
- You know, Johnny,
maybe you should consider
308
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,129
calling off the barbecue.
309
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,965
- Well, I'm not calling it off!
310
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,533
I just have to figure
this thing out.
311
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,535
- Right, cut to
(Explosion sound)
312
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,604
- Well, we're not cutting
to (Explosion sound).
313
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,607
- Cut to, I've ruined my
sliders! (Laughs)
314
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,443
Cut to, how does this thing
work? (Laughs)
315
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,183
- See, this wasn't as hard
as you thought it was.
316
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:39,286
- Mr. Rose, would you mind
taking a few steps back?
317
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,388
- Oh, what you're gonna spray
the briquettes again?
318
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,123
- Nope.
319
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,425
- You guys want me to jump in?
320
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,427
- No, I think we've got it
covered.
321
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:51,398
- Oh, you do, oh great, 'cause
I'm gonna get another beer.
322
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,333
- Hmm?
- There ya go.
323
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,402
- All right.
324
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,070
Well, finally.
325
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,072
Back at the old grill.
326
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,074
- I'd say that one looks
about perfect.
327
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,443
- I was gonna say the same
thing.
328
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,981
Specifically which one
were you talking about?
329
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,617
- Just this one, here.
- Oh yeah, that's the one.
330
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,020
- Okay, should I save him?
331
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,587
- Oh they'll be fine.
332
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,491
Let's just sit back
and enjoy the sight
333
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,895
of our two strapping men
bonding over an open flame.
334
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,297
Johnny: This one looks good,
is this one cooked?
335
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,001
- Okay, so what else is new?
How's the shop?
336
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,970
- Hmm, thriving.
- Yes.
337
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,105
- Which is shocking because
as you may or may not know,
338
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:34,107
I've struggled with group work
in the past.
339
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:37,577
- David, you are living
an exciting new chapter
340
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,013
in the book on tape
of your life.
341
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:43,350
And you, you did this all
by yourself.
342
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,585
- Okay, just so you know,
343
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,587
that's not really a compliment,
344
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,889
but thank you.
345
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,963
- Oh my god, hey.
- Hi.
346
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:59,566
- Um, so I took your advice,
which in retrospect is weird
347
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,035
considering we like literally
just met.
348
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,636
- Fair enough. And?
349
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,039
- Turns out that text message
wasn't for me after all.
350
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,340
- Oh.
351
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,076
- His girlfriend was
at a bakery,
352
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,444
hence the whole
"I prefer bagels thing".
353
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,480
- Right.
So that girlfriend detail
354
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,615
woulda been pretty useful
in the conversation
355
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,251
we had earlier,
but still, I'm sorry.
356
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,287
Oh, I feel somewhat
responsible.
357
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,389
- Yeah, I can see that.
358
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,391
It's just weird because like,
359
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,493
I'm always the one being
chased.
360
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,997
- I assumed that,
based on your face, and... body.
361
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,398
- Right?
362
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,001
- At least you got your answer.
363
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,069
- You know what, Rach,
part of me feels like
364
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,005
we were destined to meet today.
365
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,107
- Well, that would make you
the one good thing
366
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,708
to come outta my day.
367
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,410
- Oh no.
- Yeah.
368
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,378
To be honest, I came here
to win someone back,
369
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,280
and it didn't happen.
370
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:50,283
So, my big grand gesture
ends here.
371
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:53,486
Sleeping alone
in some roadside motel.
372
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,722
- Listen, it's not over yet.
373
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,557
Why don't you come with me
to the barbecue
374
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,392
that my parents are throwing?
375
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,229
We can be each other's little...
little daties.
376
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,064
- I would love that.
377
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,698
Thank you.
378
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,136
- That's it, watch your step.
- Yeah.
379
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,470
- Okay, right, here. Perfect.
380
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:14,474
Perfect. There ya go,
we make a good team, Pat.
381
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,576
- No, John, no,
we're not doing Pat.
382
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:17,577
- No we're not.
383
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,379
- Okay, we're not waiting
for Alexis, are we?
384
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,149
Because honestly,
I could eat this tablecloth.
385
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,484
- Medium rare for David.
- Thank you.
386
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:28,255
- You know um, this wasn't
actually the first time
387
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,157
that I've been put to work
by the Rose family.
388
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:35,228
My first job in high school
was actually at a Rose Video.
389
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,299
- Get outta town! What branch?
390
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,668
- 785.
- 785.
391
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,770
Impressive late fees.
- Thank you.
392
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,538
- Can you pass the ketchup,
please?
393
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:49,142
- Okay, how did I not know that
you worked at a Rose Video?
394
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,278
- Well, let's hope that you
continue
395
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,712
to surprise each other.
396
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,681
It keeps the relationship
titillating.
397
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,683
- Okay, please never say
titillating
398
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,485
when referring
to my relationship.
399
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,387
- Oh, can I though?
- No.
400
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,723
- Well, anyone with a glass,
please raise them.
401
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,560
To relationships...
402
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,429
old and new.
403
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,365
(Approaching footsteps thud)
404
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,801
- Um, thanks for waiting.
405
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,803
- Alexis! Just in time!
406
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,106
- Everybody, this is my new
friend Rachel,
407
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,074
she's having a bit of a day.
408
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,509
- Patrick?
409
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,077
- Rachel, what are you
doing here?
410
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,314
- What are you doing here? I've
been texting you for 2 days.
411
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:30,417
- Wait, Patrick is your fiancé?
412
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,320
- Uh, I'm sorry you
have a fiancée?
413
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:36,489
- No I... I mean I don't... now.
414
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:40,660
But yes, at some point
I mean, we... we were...
415
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,296
- Patrick, what's going on here?
416
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,765
- Okay, um, I just think
I might need a sec.
417
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,500
- (Sighs) David.
418
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,872
- I'm gonna talk to you
in a minute,
419
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,175
we've got a lot to talk about.
420
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,809
- Who is she?
421
00:17:56,843 --> 00:18:00,313
I glanced down at my plate
for two seconds.
422
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,881
- (Sighs)
423
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,683
(Door opens and shuts)
424
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,885
David, I-I need to explain
a couple of things.
425
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,255
- Um, what would be the main
one, do you think?
426
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,323
- Rachel and I were engaged,
427
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,259
but I called it off
before I moved here.
428
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,395
- Okay, you know what, you
don't need to explain yourself.
429
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,530
- I think...I think that I do.
- No, I know you do,
430
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,466
that's just what I'm supposed
to be saying in the moment,
431
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,734
so, please continue.
- Okay um,
432
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:25,572
we got together when we were
in high school,
433
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,807
and we've been on and off
ever since.
434
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,444
I don't know we always just
sorta fell back into it.
435
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,480
Anyway, she's been reaching out
436
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,215
and expecting us
to get back together
437
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,317
for the past few months.
- Whoa.
438
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,552
Over the past few months?
439
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,621
And you didn't think
to tell me about this?
440
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:45,192
You stood in front of me
and told me to trust people.
441
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,626
- I know.
442
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,761
- When I was perfectly fine
not trusting people.
443
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,364
Not trusting people
is what I'm used to.
444
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,766
It is my comfort zone.
But next thing I know,
445
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,603
there's an oversized cookie
on my doorstep,
446
00:18:56,636 --> 00:19:00,207
and you are telling me that
I have nothing to worry about.
447
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,710
- I didn't want it to affect
what we have. Okay?
448
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,413
And I mean it when I tell you
449
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,314
that you have nothing
And I mean it when I tell you
to worry about.
450
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,415
that you have nothing
to worry about.
451
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:09,882
'Cause no matter how hard
I tried with her,
452
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,352
it just never felt right.
453
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,821
And up until recently,
I didn't understand why.
454
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,292
David, I've spent most
of my life
455
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,694
not knowing what right
was supposed to feel like,
456
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,796
and then I met you.
457
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,732
And everything changed.
458
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,736
You make me feel right, David.
459
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:34,707
- That is quite possibly one
of the most beautiful things
460
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,277
I've ever heard anyone say.
461
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:40,613
Um... outside of the
"Downton Christmas Special".
462
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,915
- It's the truth.
- I know um...
463
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,917
it's just that my truth
464
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:49,322
is that I am damaged goods,
465
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:53,626
and this has really messed
things up for me.
466
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:57,630
And I think I need
some time with it.
467
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,002
- All right.
468
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,238
(Light receding footsteps)
469
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,608
- Actually um,
470
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,844
I haven't had dinner yet, so...
471
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,449
- I'll grab ya a slider.
472
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,387
- More than one, um,
and some potato salad,
473
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,988
and I think there were some
other sides on the table,
474
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,456
but I couldn't see,
475
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,292
so maybe just a smattering
of everything.
476
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,859
- Okay.
477
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,696
(Emotional) Okay.
478
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,598
(Door opens and closes)
479
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,537
Woman on TV: I talked to Tommy
yesterday,
480
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,539
he seemed very, very upset.
481
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,474
- Okay, how long do you think
before I can go in there?
482
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,910
- Well, I don't know,
he had 6 sliders.
483
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,346
I'm assuming he'll be falling
asleep soon.
484
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,814
- My poor baby.
485
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,717
I told him he was out
of the quicksand,
486
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,852
but he's not, John,
he's sinking.
487
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:55,988
And there's nothing
I can do about it.
488
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,592
- Okay, don't get me wrong,
I feel super bad,
489
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,994
and partially responsible
because I invited Rachel
490
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,331
to the barbecue,
but at the same time,
491
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,932
he's been watching that show
for 3 hours
492
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,367
and my phone's in there.
493
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,702
- Well, you might have to go
one night
494
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,738
without your phone, Alexis.
- Ugh!
495
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,506
(Knocks) David! David!
496
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,008
Woman on TV: I know he will,
but what's gone so wrong
497
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,478
between the two of you?
498
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:21,013
What's so wrong that
it can't be patched up?
499
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,982
You don't mean--
- Yes, it's true!
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