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This story my story is a confession.
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Lucky for you, they're the hottest of all stories.
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Ask any priest.
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He might tell you to watch and learn from my sins.
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Or maybe you'd rather sit back and wait for the dirty parts.
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Be my guest.
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I'm not Catholic, but I've met enough priests
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to know one thing about confessions:
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they're always anonymous.
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So in the spirit of anonymity, call me X
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All this drama started about a year ago.
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I'm on my way to work. Not looking for anything.
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Honestly, you don't know me yet.
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To the average transit rider it appears
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I'm cruising a random hottie.
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But this is no random hottie.
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He was in my Abnormal Psych class back at U. W.
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Thing is, I hadn't found him remotely arousing in school.
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But now Blondie looked different.
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Actually, he looked the same,
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I just looked at him differently.
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I was feeling something I hadn't felt since seventh grade.
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Forgive me Father, I felt lustful.
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Don't worry, this doesn't end with me in his beefy arms--
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although I do spend a few choice moments in them.
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This isn't really about him at all.
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It's about me.
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And
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And I'm late for work.
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If you're smart you've guessed I'm a hustler.
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If you haven't, here are two clues:
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I'm gay and they made a movie about me.
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Try to keep up.
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I'm not your typical picture-in-the-back-of-the
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fag-rag hustler.
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I work by referral only.
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And I charge a lot.
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Supposedly I'm worth it.
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I keep my client list to a trim twelve regulars
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who have the resources to accommodate my lifestyle.
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I think of them as my disciples.
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There's The Judge
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Mr. Jowls
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Chaps
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Daddy's Boy
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Gin Martini
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The Accoun tant
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Father of Six. . .
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The Mummy. . .
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Screamer. . .
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Bruce Lee. . .
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Breath Mints. . .
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and Barely Breathing.
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Unfortunately for me, Barely Breathing
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stopped breathing last week.
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It wasn't even natural causes like you'd think.
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So, lucky for Gregory, that leaves an opening.
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He's supposed to be some old recluse.
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A geezer.
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That'll be his name.
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Geezer.
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The old gays depress me sometimes.
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Not because l'm getting old myself,
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but because of the shit they had to go through
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to get where they are.
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Which is often nowhere.
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You must be X.
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Of course at the time he used my real name.
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Well, my real hustler name.
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Anyway this is just for the movie.
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To protect the innocent.
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Thanks for saving me from an afternoon
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of Judge Judy.
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Great view.
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When the University bought the building, only a few
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of the original tenants stayed .
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The smart ones .
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The rich ones .
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I think I like this one.
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My sense of humor and kind a hot.
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For seventy-nine.
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I graduated from here.
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Ah, I've often wondered what became of our illustrious alumni
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I'm not sure I'm typical .
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I suspect not.
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I wasn't sure what you'd want.
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Water's all I need .
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Only accept drinks that are factory sealed.
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Tell me about your life.
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I want to know the course our romance will take.
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Romance?
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He objects to the term romance
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Probably doesn't kiss .
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Very Klute.
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Surely a lad of your experience--
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what are you, thirty?
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Twenty-five.
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Well, surely you realize no real sex is possible
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without some degree of romance.
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We'll see.
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A man who knows the price of everything
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and the value of nothing
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Thank you, Oscar Wilde.
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Bet that surprised you too, cute and smart.
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But he's a whore, there must be something wrong with him
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Eat me.
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Do you enjoy chocolate?
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These range from fifty to ninety percent purity.
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The ninety is too intense for words .
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You've never been in love?
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Unless you count my cousin when I was twelve.
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That counts.
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I still remember when I first told a man I loved him .
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I can imagine.
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Look, it's cool chatting, but it's in your
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best interest to let me know what you'd like to do .
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A visit usually takes an hour.
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An hour?
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Hardly worth showering .
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Patience, my boy.
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Our time will come.
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But not until you desire me as much as I desire you .
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Never had a check bounce, never been stiffed.
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Normally I don't take the let's just talk clients.
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They're the ones who get clingy.
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Who act like they own you and get all Jeffrey Dahmer.
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I prefer to fuck their brains out,
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take my money and split.
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But there was something interesting about Gregory,
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besides the size of his check.
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As much cash as I bring in,
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I still have two roommates because--
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Who's that?
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Joey? !
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Andrew?
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That was yours?!
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Andrew.
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That's who this is really about.
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I'm not normally into black guys,
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but Andrew's hotter than the seventh plane of hell.
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I could tell he wanted me a little
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But we'd lived together a year now,
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and nothing more than an occasional flirt passed between us.
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Okay maybe he didn't want me but --
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I'm obsessing over my roommate.
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But Andrew's like, boyfriend material.
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Not for me of course, but for somebody.
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Who was he?
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What's that?
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It's Jill
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She's
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Jill was his evil ex-fiancee.
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I only thought she was evil because she'd done him
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and I
I hadn't.
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Was the bitch dead?
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Is she dead?
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Jesus ! No !
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She's getting married .
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You should a seen your face.
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I was just being aghast out of respect.
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So what happened with the smoked ham back there?
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Nothing
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Right
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Seriously, I got the letter and kind a got out ta the mood .
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You were in the mood?
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We met on the bus, he offered .
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He's totally hot. Why not?
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In the year he lived here, Andrew only hooked up with one guy
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and they just jacked off so it did n't really count.
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Because you're not a slut.
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I thought that was one of Joey's .
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Maybe I was horny.
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Why should it matter to you?
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I hate you.
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I guess I gave you more credit than you deserved .
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Oh, that's priceless coming from you
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And thereinlies my problem folks.
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A hustler with morals.
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A whore who is not a slut.
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Outside of work, I haven't had sex, mutual masturbation
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or otherwise since I was twelve.
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And that was only once.
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Sometimes I consider myself a virgin, since I was
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a minor when it happened.
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In school I knew three Mormon girls who swore any
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activity on the planet that didn't involve breaking
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their hymens left them virgins.
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Why haven't I had sex?
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I'm saving myself for someone I love.
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Okay.
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Let's play the X-is-a-prostitute game.
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Nothing I say means anything because
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I'm just a prostitute.
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I don't need a hooker calling me a slut.
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If you guys don't fuck soon, I'm going to slit my wrists !
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And Joey makes the family complete.
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We met a year ago when my accountant suggested
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I get roommates to keep the IRS off my back.
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Joey was the first to respond.
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17, no job, homeless.
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But he had a GED, so he wasn't a total loser.
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He comes in and asks to live ren't-free.
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I agreed.
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Shit, I'm only human.
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He's hit on me every day since.
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My speech impediment is because of my extra long tongue.
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But he is so not right for me
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in so many ways.
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I mean first off until last week he was a minor.
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You're worse than all of my parents,
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but not as old .
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Okay guys, check this out!
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Out to my room !
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See the guy outside the cafe?
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He's way cute up close.
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It's Scooter.
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The Scooter?
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Yeah
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He just started there.
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Who's Scooter?
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My back-up plan .
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The boy Joey ruined
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The only guy who's ever loved me.
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Like truly
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Joey was too chicken to actually break up with him
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So I cheated on him to get him to break up with me.
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He kept forgiving me so I just stopped calling him .
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That's cruel .
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Whatever, I'm your back-up plan .
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Admit it.
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I don't have a back-up plan .
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Every one has a back-up plan .
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Who's yours?
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I guess it was Jill
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Baby let me loosen those weary old bones
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I'm sure his bones are plenty loose already.
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What were you guys moaning about?
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Nothing
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X got pissy with me because I brought a guy home.
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You brought a guy home?
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Like a trick?
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Why is it so shocking that I could have a trick?
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It's not that it's congratulations !
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You're a stage two fag !
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What?
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You were stage one for like a year.
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You first come out and think you're not gonna be slutty
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so you can find this perfect boyfriend who's also not slutty.
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That's when I met Scooter.
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Eighth grade.
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He's not kidding
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But now, you're stage two .
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Have fun .
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See a hot guy, screw around .
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I don't know if I'd go that far
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but maybe I'm transitioning .
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So what's the next stage?
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It's like
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thirty.Old age.
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Don't worry. Some of us dig older men .
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So,now that I'm getting into my sexually adventurous stage.
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We'll have to stock up on shampoo for the crabs .
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Don't be such a dick pump .
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Maybe I don't like seeing my friends
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throw away their morals .
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I've always been slutty and you don't hold it against me.
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That's because I have different standards for you .
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You are an asshole.
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So you've met my nuclear reactor family.
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Three hot studs, horny for each other,
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living in one apartment.
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Like a bad porno only without the sex.
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If you're waiting for my sensitive fag hag,
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don't hold your breath.
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Lucy's too much of a like to hag for anyone,
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fag or otherwise.
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I never say much to her, but she has a knack
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for reading my mind.
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She's pretty much the only woman in my life.
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It's not a sexism thing, the only thing I have
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against women is that men aren't more like them.
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How'd it go with Gregory?
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I knew this would work out.
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I'm so glad you needed a new john .
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Ever since she figured out what I do, it's been like
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a spy game she's been dying to get involved with.
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You know, he never leaves that place.
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He's ordered lunch delivered from us for like six years
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What's he into?
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I knew it.
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Total bore.
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I bet he just sits and talks
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Probably doesn't even want to fuck.
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Just gets his jollies by imagining being you .
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A busybody, but she's always right on.
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Remember I've probably said like fifteen sentences
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to her since we met.
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Fuckin'customers
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Can't wait to hear more, babe.
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There is one other woman in my life.
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I'm not really religious but this particular virgin
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has a somewhat cunty expression like
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she's demanding a child support check from God.
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She inspires me.
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I spotted her cruising me at a book store and
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convinced the assistant manager to sell her to me
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for two hundred bucks.
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What was the artist feeling as he painted her face?
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Daring to know the mother of God.
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I look at her and my soul slips into her left nipple.
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Virgin becomes whore. God becomes slave.
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Fantasies never make sense.
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I understand what it is to be a gay man.
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That's his third trick this week.
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But who's counting?
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God, I feel like Joey.
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Exposed and rejected.
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My hand is never confused over how it feels about me.
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I feel omnipotent that I can give myself such pleasure.
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When I cum I throw my head back hard.
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Two seconds later I feel content.
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Then wasted.
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Then morose.
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The orgasm is a trap but masturbation is bliss.
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I even masturbate after a trick.
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It's an eraser.
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As you may have gathered I'm a touch antisocial.
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Boy Kultur is the only gay club I've been to more than once.
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They let me in free because Joey used to fuck the doorman
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It's not a scary leather den tweaker cave or guppy aquarium
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but all those types sort of fit in.
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Anything goes at Boy Kultur, which is rare
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in our Neapolitan gay community where every flavor
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is separate but equal.
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So what do I do at Boy Kultur?
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Sit mostly.
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Thinking sometimes, but mostly sitting.
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I always claim the stool next door so no one
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gets the crazy idea I'm available
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I like watching the playful dance
341
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,890
of the cruise and pick up.
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00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:46,055
A mating ritual more elaborate than anything
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00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:47,732
on the Discovery Channel.
344
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,762
Why do guys pass themselves around so freely?
345
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I mean, I have a lot of sex but only if I'm being paid.
346
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,840
I get something in return.
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You may think that's the lowest of low,
348
00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:02,178
but isn't it better than spreading for any smooth operator
349
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,674
for a Bud Light and cab fare?
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00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:06,978
Maybe it comes down to pleasure.
351
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:08,417
But do they get that much pleasure
352
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:09,818
from all these hook-ups ?
353
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,379
There's so much energy put into cruising,
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00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:14,424
socialization
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00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:15,991
fashion
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months at the gym
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Myoplex shakes.
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00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,590
finally you get laid
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00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,938
and never hear from the fucker again.
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00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,402
Then you invest all your energy and money back into
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00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:34,242
grooming working out, making yourself perfect again
362
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:35,905
for the next lay
363
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:40,577
If gay guys stopped spending so much time hooking up,
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00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:43,177
we'd have fucking da Vincis everywhere.
365
00:18:44,731 --> 00:18:45,780
Mind if I sit here?
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00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:47,185
Shit.
367
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:48,688
Fight or flight?
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00:18:49,143 --> 00:18:51,149
Boy, you look lost in thought.
369
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,463
No, I'm just trying to have a moment here.
370
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,763
I'm not looking for anything sleazy.
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00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:58,246
Unless you are.
372
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,809
What exactly do you think makes you so hot?
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00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:08,278
What do you have that a million guys just like you don't?
374
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,479
So what makes you so hot?
375
00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:12,483
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
376
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:17,911
Game-playing asshole.
377
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:22,291
What, you were expecting a heart of gold?
378
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:25,091
Forgive me Father, I was selfish.
379
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,921
I couldn't decide whether to hop in
380
00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:56,580
or flush all the toilets and start the dishwasher,
381
00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:57,936
so I just stood there.
382
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,367
He's got presence.
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00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:05,436
He reads number one best sellers wears clothes out of hampers,
384
00:20:05,486 --> 00:20:07,658
makes any one feel at ease.
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00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,271
He's everything I'm not.
386
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:13,834
And I find that incredibly sexy.
387
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:16,904
That anonymous fuck couldn't possibly see what I do.
388
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:27,025
How long have you been standing there?
389
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,824
How long have you been jerking off to Andrew?
390
00:20:30,201 --> 00:20:32,193
I was not jerking off
391
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:33,322
Nice boner
392
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:36,930
I'm still pissed at you
393
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,901
I wouldn't even be talking to you if I wasn't feeling so
394
00:20:40,621 --> 00:20:42,839
benevolent after getting reamed by the biggest dick
395
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:43,842
I've ever seen
396
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,589
That anonymous fuck was yours?
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00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:46,575
Oh yeah
398
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,946
Who a make that the second biggest I've ever seen
399
00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:58,951
Made you look
400
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,289
By our fifth date, I was convinced Geezer was the
401
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:07,457
real thing and made him my twelfth disciple.
402
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:10,537
So Joey's versing Andrew on the art of being a slut.
403
00:21:11,243 --> 00:21:12,702
It's sad to watch
404
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,864
So is he your type?
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00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:16,941
Andrew?
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00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,609
I do n't have types .
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00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:21,771
I have clients .
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00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:24,173
How noble.
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00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:27,621
Who's this ?
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00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:30,052
Are we changing subjects?
411
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:31,237
Do you mind?
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00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,906
Seems like an admission of guilt.
413
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,336
Guilty of what?
414
00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:38,261
Emotion?
415
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,038
That's a portrait of my first lover.
416
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:44,671
My only lover.
417
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,423
We were together fifty years .
418
00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:49,395
Fifty years?
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00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:51,185
His name is Renaldo .
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00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,450
He's dead now.
421
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,044
You both look so young .
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00:21:54,184 --> 00:21:55,541
We were.
423
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:59,014
He was the son of the building custodian.
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00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:01,848
He was poor and sinewy.
425
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:05,378
I was rich and spoiled even then,the little prince.
426
00:22:05,978 --> 00:22:07,645
How D.H.Lawrence
427
00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:15,564
The first time I saw him, I knew he'd be with me
428
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:17,330
for the rest of my life.
429
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:20,536
Or his, as it turned out.
430
00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:22,163
How could you tell?
431
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,667
We had a chemistry.
432
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,904
But there was something else.
433
00:22:26,654 --> 00:22:29,873
Something peculiar because--
434
00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:31,575
He was everything you weren't.
435
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:35,256
Which was the cause, I believe of our sexual heat.
436
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:39,283
I remember the day we first fucked .
437
00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:43,193
Jesus
438
00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:50,005
The waves on the Sound were louder than thunder
439
00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:52,147
I was a teenager.
440
00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:54,776
We'd just moved here from Brussels.
441
00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:58,454
I was supposed to be in my quarters, but I'd slipped out
442
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:02,270
to watch Renaldo work from there.
443
00:23:03,588 --> 00:23:05,800
As I waited to catch a glimpse of him,
444
00:23:06,358 --> 00:23:08,877
I was distracted by the growing storm.
445
00:23:09,354 --> 00:23:12,517
Suddenly a weight came crashing down.
446
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:15,690
It was Renaldo .
447
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,506
And?
448
00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:20,203
He said What are you doing here?
449
00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:24,271
My defenses told me to say None of your business
450
00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:29,936
But I took a chance and said Waiting for you
451
00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:33,535
That's when he took me.
452
00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:34,737
Took you?
453
00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:37,779
He fucked you right there on the stairwell?
454
00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:39,016
In like, 1918?
455
00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:41,261
Well the year is off.
456
00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:42,274
A little.
457
00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:50,327
You're a whore, men have the best sex
458
00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:51,848
of their life with you.
459
00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:56,162
But make no mistake, the only worthwhile sex
460
00:23:56,262 --> 00:24:00,376
is when both parties are doing it to please themselves first.
461
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:03,332
I had no idea what was physically possible
462
00:24:03,408 --> 00:24:07,344
between two boys until we kissed
463
00:24:11,883 --> 00:24:12,851
Then what?
464
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:15,798
Well, let's save that for next time.
465
00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:31,130
Waiting for you
466
00:24:31,684 --> 00:24:33,068
The words haunted me
467
00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:42,165
Another date?
468
00:24:43,114 --> 00:24:44,286
Another trick?
469
00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:46,079
Actually, no .
470
00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:10,168
Jill's wedding is next weekend
471
00:25:11,236 --> 00:25:12,546
Will you come with me?
472
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:14,869
People might think
473
00:25:14,946 --> 00:25:18,204
I dated her because I was in love with her brother Matthew.
474
00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:23,816
He was gorgeous and funny and so protective.
475
00:25:24,575 --> 00:25:25,379
And cocky.
476
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:28,185
And self-centered .
477
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,654
Probably why you loved him .
478
00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:33,243
We were together for three years .
479
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,433
Except for the gay thing, I really loved her.
480
00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:41,763
I left her to find my soul mate.
481
00:25:43,190 --> 00:25:45,378
And you don't want to show up empty-handed
482
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:50,759
Partly that.
483
00:25:53,518 --> 00:25:59,866
And partly to have a trial run with you .
484
00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:03,256
That was the fastest erection I ever got
485
00:26:09,467 --> 00:26:11,764
A top. Thank God.
486
00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:13,902
Trial run?
487
00:26:14,372 --> 00:26:16,165
Yeah. A weekend together.
488
00:26:16,341 --> 00:26:18,775
Go to Portland get this thing out of our system .
489
00:26:18,843 --> 00:26:20,276
Two seconds ago you're talking about looking for
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00:26:20,345 --> 00:26:21,744
your soulmate and now it's about this thing
491
00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:23,416
you want to get out of your system?
492
00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:25,654
I just meant get to know each other.
493
00:26:25,767 --> 00:26:27,378
You do not know me?
494
00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:28,919
You've lived with me for a year!
495
00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:32,284
X, nobody knows you .
496
00:26:32,334 --> 00:26:33,384
Ouch.
497
00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:34,849
Let me be the first.
498
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,657
I don't want to be one of your hookups
499
00:26:38,730 --> 00:26:39,890
Not in front of the Beaver.
500
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,328
I am so in love!
501
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,133
Interrupting something?
502
00:26:45,689 --> 00:26:46,497
Please.
503
00:26:46,728 --> 00:26:48,199
Who's your latest victim?
504
00:26:48,916 --> 00:26:50,611
I like to think of them as host bodies .
505
00:26:51,233 --> 00:26:52,137
for my heart.
506
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,606
So you're swearing off other men?
507
00:26:55,771 --> 00:26:57,582
I'm in love. Not insane.
508
00:26:57,922 --> 00:26:59,556
He wants an open relationship .
509
00:27:00,780 --> 00:27:01,679
It's perfect.
510
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,411
And you discussed this on your first date?
511
00:27:04,439 --> 00:27:05,851
Our first date's tonight.
512
00:27:06,123 --> 00:27:09,594
I'm at the bus stop and this beautiful guy comes up to me
513
00:27:09,644 --> 00:27:11,125
and says ''smile.''
514
00:27:11,540 --> 00:27:12,639
I looked at him .
515
00:27:13,565 --> 00:27:14,725
And I did .
516
00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:17,066
That's the worst come on line ever.
517
00:27:17,666 --> 00:27:19,228
It pisses me off when guys say that.
518
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,897
I'll be perfectly fine.
519
00:27:20,905 --> 00:27:23,524
Then some asshole says smile.
520
00:27:23,574 --> 00:27:25,809
Like I'm in a bad mood, and if I am I owe it to him
521
00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:28,437
to cover it up and make his world a brighter place.
522
00:27:28,513 --> 00:27:30,208
You're sensitive for an ice queen .
523
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,016
You know what line pisses me off?
524
00:27:32,344 --> 00:27:35,151
I'm not normally into black guys but
525
00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:36,801
They need to be shot.
526
00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:38,923
It's like on this must be my lucky night.
527
00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,582
You're feeling abnormal
528
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:41,921
and I'm black.
529
00:27:43,695 --> 00:27:45,583
I like any come on line.
530
00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:47,958
They're compliments .
531
00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:50,126
How can you have too many compliments?
532
00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:54,695
Leave it here it's that Stella Stevens prostitute movie.
533
00:27:55,206 --> 00:27:57,174
I loved prostitute movies.
534
00:27:57,242 --> 00:27:59,039
Liz Taylor in Butterfield 8.
535
00:27:59,110 --> 00:28:01,135
Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
536
00:28:01,212 --> 00:28:03,648
Marlene Dietrich in every movie she made.
537
00:28:03,948 --> 00:28:05,575
As a kid I thought prostitutes were
538
00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:07,625
the most beautiful creatures alive.
539
00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:09,945
They were wise-cracking, extravagant,
540
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,544
and you always learned from them.
541
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,215
I felt destined to join the ranks of all the
542
00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:16,145
Hollywood actresses who'd ever played a prostitute.
543
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,192
I asked my mother if I could be a prostitute
544
00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:19,525
when I grew up.
545
00:28:20,258 --> 00:28:21,497
She simply said
546
00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:22,533
No
547
00:28:24,135 --> 00:28:27,178
X, who was your first date?
548
00:28:28,398 --> 00:28:30,538
What does that have do to with anything?
549
00:28:31,718 --> 00:28:33,240
This is an ambush?
550
00:28:33,311 --> 00:28:35,108
Andrew and I don't know anything about you,
551
00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:37,448
so let's start with something big .
552
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,986
Well, let's just say that some dentists open wide
553
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:44,522
for their patients .
554
00:28:45,513 --> 00:28:47,444
Your dentist had sex with you?
555
00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:48,817
Hot.
556
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:49,748
And paid me.
557
00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:50,989
How old were you?
558
00:28:51,429 --> 00:28:52,896
My last two years of high school
559
00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:54,056
It happened more than once?
560
00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:55,013
Almost weekly.
561
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:56,024
Was he cute?
562
00:28:56,267 --> 00:28:57,598
Not particularly.
563
00:28:57,669 --> 00:28:58,727
That's molestation .
564
00:28:58,803 --> 00:28:59,929
He should be put away.
565
00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:01,494
They should erect a statue of him .
566
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:02,458
It paid for college.
567
00:29:02,508 --> 00:29:03,521
But you were like a minor.
568
00:29:03,571 --> 00:29:04,580
He took advantage of you .
569
00:29:04,809 --> 00:29:07,744
Who's barely 18 and already blown half the Seahawks?
570
00:29:08,022 --> 00:29:10,542
I'm attracted to them, it's consensual .
571
00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:12,344
I was attracted to the money.
572
00:29:13,204 --> 00:29:16,586
I don't have issues with hustling if someone chooses it,
573
00:29:17,830 --> 00:29:20,213
I just have a problem with people pushing kids into it.
574
00:29:22,193 --> 00:29:23,592
Are you considering choosing it?
575
00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:24,662
Hell no .
576
00:29:25,443 --> 00:29:26,793
I'm living rent free.
577
00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:30,028
Young man you need to get a job or go to school
578
00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:32,399
Forgive me Father, I was too lazy to do more
579
00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:34,097
than pretend everything would be alright.
580
00:29:35,373 --> 00:29:37,500
The next day was a big happy family day.
581
00:29:37,575 --> 00:29:39,326
The last one for a while.
582
00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:41,411
park We strolled through Volunteer park.
583
00:29:41,479 --> 00:29:43,344
Cruised hotties on Broadway.
584
00:29:43,414 --> 00:29:46,872
Then went home and mutually masturbated.
585
00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:49,253
You wish.
586
00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:55,226
Check that one out.
587
00:29:56,561 --> 00:29:57,994
I have to have him .
588
00:29:58,062 --> 00:29:58,994
You're kidding
589
00:30:01,566 --> 00:30:02,717
I want my Ding
590
00:30:02,867 --> 00:30:04,164
I want my Dong .
591
00:30:04,235 --> 00:30:05,532
I give'me three weeks .
592
00:30:06,377 --> 00:30:08,866
Once more with sarcasm you sounded a little too jealous
593
00:30:09,947 --> 00:30:11,321
I'm go in an take both of them .
594
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:13,060
Anyone wanna dance?
595
00:30:13,428 --> 00:30:15,180
Watch Blowy Joey in action?
596
00:30:15,578 --> 00:30:16,544
C'mon, X.
597
00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:17,706
Come shake your money-maker.
598
00:30:17,782 --> 00:30:20,250
I'm not covered for shaken money-maker syndrome. Sorry.
599
00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:21,717
Laters, Taters
600
00:30:26,457 --> 00:30:28,136
Sorry if I freaked you out last night.
601
00:30:28,693 --> 00:30:30,067
I'm not that freakable.
602
00:30:32,463 --> 00:30:35,381
Still, come to the wedding .
603
00:30:35,866 --> 00:30:37,933
As a favor to a friend .
604
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:39,535
I thought you weren't out to anyone back there.
605
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,076
That's what the trip's for.
606
00:30:41,973 --> 00:30:43,724
I do not think I can do it alone.
607
00:30:44,189 --> 00:30:45,708
You talk to your mother every week.
608
00:30:45,777 --> 00:30:46,781
It'll be fine.
609
00:30:46,911 --> 00:30:48,243
No, it's different.
610
00:30:48,713 --> 00:30:51,045
A middle-class black family from Oregon?
611
00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:52,343
It's always different.
612
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:53,578
For every family.
613
00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:54,844
What'd your family do?
614
00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:57,319
They never noticed when I left home, so I certainly
615
00:30:57,388 --> 00:30:59,879
didn't call to tell them who I was fucking .
616
00:31:00,472 --> 00:31:01,620
I thought you hadn't fucked anyone
617
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:02,555
since you were twelve.
618
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:04,995
You know what I mean .
619
00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:07,031
I wish I did .
620
00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:11,293
I'll go .
621
00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:14,538
As a friend .
622
00:31:16,741 --> 00:31:18,732
They're totally taking me to a bathroom stall
623
00:31:19,577 --> 00:31:20,737
Andrew?
624
00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:22,973
Will you stand guard?
625
00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:27,542
You owe me big .
626
00:31:28,152 --> 00:31:29,380
Thank you B.R.B !
627
00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:38,691
You might find it domestic, but there's
628
00:31:38,763 --> 00:31:41,205
a certain sense of power that a garden gives you
629
00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:42,729
It's almost godlike.
630
00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:46,804
Got shit?
631
00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:48,673
Buttloads .
632
00:31:50,389 --> 00:31:51,866
I just put Junior to bed .
633
00:31:52,909 --> 00:31:54,612
He's growing so fast.
634
00:31:55,172 --> 00:31:56,534
Well, I didn't check that.
635
00:32:10,895 --> 00:32:12,394
Are you in love with me?
636
00:32:13,227 --> 00:32:14,810
Absolutely not.
637
00:32:14,882 --> 00:32:16,445
Why did I say that?
638
00:32:16,921 --> 00:32:19,694
Oh god whatever you do do not jump off this building.
639
00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:25,004
I thought I was in love with you .
640
00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:27,024
For the longest time.
641
00:32:27,745 --> 00:32:29,804
Until I realized we couldn't be together.
642
00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:33,411
Why, you want an open relationship too?
643
00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:35,156
Actually, yeah . Partly that.
644
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:36,776
You've been spending too much time
645
00:32:36,854 --> 00:32:38,515
in the land of Blowy Joey.
646
00:32:38,589 --> 00:32:41,114
Okay, you'd give up hooking for a relationship?
647
00:32:41,383 --> 00:32:42,893
Don't call it that.
648
00:32:44,429 --> 00:32:47,850
You'd give up your career for monogamy?
649
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,362
That's not cheating. That's just business .
650
00:32:50,435 --> 00:32:53,147
Don't even pretend you don't know how fucked up that sounds .
651
00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:55,872
To the logical person it makes sense.
652
00:32:57,015 --> 00:32:58,667
Would you ever consider quitting?
653
00:33:01,112 --> 00:33:02,807
I make a lot of fucking money.
654
00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:06,647
I can't do anything else.
655
00:33:07,085 --> 00:33:09,651
I do not want to do anything else, I'm good at it.
656
00:33:09,887 --> 00:33:11,578
I got nothing but love for you baby,
657
00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:13,929
but you're twenty-five.
658
00:33:14,092 --> 00:33:17,391
And that's already over the hill for a lot of logical people.
659
00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:20,260
And working at a videostore has a promising future?
660
00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:21,520
It's legal .
661
00:33:23,301 --> 00:33:26,031
So, if I were dating you, I could sleep with my same
662
00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:28,800
twelve clients, as long as I didn't get paid?
663
00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:29,971
If it made you happy.
664
00:33:30,475 --> 00:33:33,152
Getting paid makes me happy.
665
00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:35,061
It hurts me.
666
00:33:35,613 --> 00:33:38,431
You fucking anything with a clever screen name hurts me.
667
00:33:38,883 --> 00:33:40,897
It's like anyone can fulfill you .
668
00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:42,335
What would make me special?
669
00:33:42,653 --> 00:33:45,629
But if I charged them, you'd be okay with that?
670
00:33:46,221 --> 00:33:47,551
What makes me special?
671
00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:49,320
There's nothing special about you
672
00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:53,788
I'm Kidding .
673
00:33:56,810 --> 00:33:57,880
That's your problem .
674
00:33:58,665 --> 00:34:00,372
You're too funny for your own good
675
00:34:01,392 --> 00:34:02,871
You know why I do not always listen to you?
676
00:34:04,842 --> 00:34:06,860
Because sometimes I do not feel like laughing
677
00:34:07,111 --> 00:34:07,805
No .
678
00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:11,645
The real problem is, I used to live with a decent,
679
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:16,415
attractive guy who sometimes I imagined dating one day.
680
00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:21,550
But that guy has become a very ugly faggot who will
681
00:34:21,626 --> 00:34:25,323
suck off anything with a cock and probably die
682
00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:29,389
long before achieving his dream of becoming manager of Videomania.
683
00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:33,528
Forgive me Father, I was wrathful.
684
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:38,398
Okay, you win .
685
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:45,009
Always do .
686
00:34:57,862 --> 00:34:59,022
Is that a cross word?
687
00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:02,430
Yeah
688
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,435
Sometimes you amaze me.
689
00:35:10,007 --> 00:35:12,906
Andrew says to say he's not talking to you .
690
00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:16,478
Well, tell Andrew
691
00:35:16,547 --> 00:35:18,947
Make it good, 'cause you each get one message.
692
00:35:19,016 --> 00:35:19,983
I do not wanna be asking people to
693
00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:21,780
pass the lube to each other.
694
00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:25,117
Just tell him I said ''okay.''
695
00:35:25,556 --> 00:35:28,992
''Okay.'' Clever, could go either way.
696
00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:31,985
X?
697
00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:36,409
I'm not so amazing .
698
00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:38,065
Huh ?
699
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:41,572
There's a really cute guy at the laundromat who always
700
00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:43,522
does the cross word while he's waiting .
701
00:35:43,608 --> 00:35:45,974
So I do it ahead of time.
702
00:35:46,043 --> 00:35:48,978
Then if he looks stuck, I can help him and act like
703
00:35:49,046 --> 00:35:50,741
I just thought up the answer.
704
00:35:52,383 --> 00:35:53,817
You still amaze me.
705
00:35:54,018 --> 00:35:56,612
I'm eighteen and I've do not have a job or a boyfriend .
706
00:35:56,687 --> 00:35:59,087
How can I ever be rich and famous if I don't
707
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:00,784
even do anything?
708
00:36:00,858 --> 00:36:04,061
Why is it that gays always feel forty at eighteen ?
709
00:36:04,228 --> 00:36:06,128
That's what college is for.
710
00:36:09,267 --> 00:36:11,394
X?
711
00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:12,697
Yes?
712
00:36:16,974 --> 00:36:18,566
You amaze me too .
713
00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:42,289
I'm a monster.
714
00:36:44,669 --> 00:36:46,967
So, was the dentist your first?
715
00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:55,806
And there's a story.
716
00:36:58,182 --> 00:36:59,501
About a friend .
717
00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:00,731
Not about you .
718
00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:06,817
Okay, this story's about cousins .
719
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,085
Teenagers .
720
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,055
Barely.
721
00:37:11,128 --> 00:37:13,137
Do they have names?
722
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:18,664
Let's call the older one Andy,and the younger one
723
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,295
John?
724
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:23,438
John .
725
00:37:23,507 --> 00:37:24,689
Let's call them that.
726
00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:34,468
Andy was a jock and the center of attention.
727
00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:36,309
He entertained the family with tales
728
00:37:36,387 --> 00:37:37,970
of making first string.
729
00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:41,352
John was pudgy and awkward, and the only string
730
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:44,087
he cared about was the one holding up Andy's sweats.
731
00:37:44,161 --> 00:37:45,570
Oh dear.
732
00:37:45,796 --> 00:37:49,391
One Sunday, pick any one, they're alone
733
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:50,573
in the basement TV room.
734
00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:53,469
Andy blurts out I got a girlfriend.
735
00:37:53,537 --> 00:37:55,421
This chick from school, Jennifer.
736
00:37:55,506 --> 00:37:59,206
John hates her name. It's silly and common .
737
00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:00,518
It's no Andy
738
00:38:00,911 --> 00:38:02,503
''What's she look like?'' John asks.
739
00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:04,555
''A whole lot better'n you. ''
740
00:38:05,249 --> 00:38:08,616
It's just a joke, but it kills something in John,
741
00:38:08,686 --> 00:38:12,461
who says sure took you long enough to start dating girls.
742
00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:14,890
Andy twists John's arm .
743
00:38:15,457 --> 00:38:16,893
''What are you trying to say?
744
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:19,361
I told you I finally have a girlfriend
745
00:38:19,430 --> 00:38:21,625
because you're my best friend
746
00:38:21,699 --> 00:38:22,782
And John?
747
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,471
Some tears.
748
00:38:24,502 --> 00:38:25,833
Andy apologizes.
749
00:38:25,903 --> 00:38:28,677
He says, I'm just kidding.
750
00:38:29,073 --> 00:38:31,216
I'll always like you better than her
751
00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:32,236
And then ?
752
00:38:33,077 --> 00:38:35,773
Let's save that for the next visit.
753
00:38:35,846 --> 00:38:38,406
U h-u h . I'm not falling for that old ruse.
754
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:40,341
Next visit begins now.
755
00:38:45,056 --> 00:38:49,254
Andy brushes his head against John's cheek.
756
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,834
Touches his lips .
757
00:38:51,228 --> 00:38:55,664
Like the horny virgins they are, it all happens .
758
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,197
Mmm .
759
00:38:57,268 --> 00:38:59,711
Horny love-struck virgins .
760
00:38:59,804 --> 00:39:00,787
How was it?
761
00:39:01,205 --> 00:39:02,601
Unbelievable.
762
00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:06,166
I remember every single thing we did in those
763
00:39:06,243 --> 00:39:07,938
thirty-seven minutes.
764
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:13,075
It was the first and only time I've ever been taken .
765
00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:14,879
It won't be the last.
766
00:39:14,952 --> 00:39:16,671
I certainly hope not.
767
00:39:17,638 --> 00:39:21,651
Anyway when it's over, Andy panics .
768
00:39:21,892 --> 00:39:25,199
He tells John it's wrong, it can't ever happen again.
769
00:39:25,396 --> 00:39:26,761
He runs away.
770
00:39:27,231 --> 00:39:28,743
John's devastated .
771
00:39:29,066 --> 00:39:30,114
What does he do?
772
00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:31,454
He walks home.
773
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:33,219
Twelve miles.
774
00:39:33,671 --> 00:39:35,542
When Andy calls, John won't answer.
775
00:39:35,673 --> 00:39:38,164
They never really talk again .
776
00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:42,127
Poor Andy.
777
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,795
Poor Andy?
778
00:39:45,249 --> 00:39:48,356
I suppose you think Renaldo and I were happy from the start,
779
00:39:48,456 --> 00:39:50,179
but it's just not true.
780
00:39:50,254 --> 00:39:54,728
After our first encounter, he was unavailable for weeks .
781
00:39:54,859 --> 00:39:56,349
Where'd he go?
782
00:39:56,427 --> 00:40:00,014
I never knew, but when he returned, I confronted him
783
00:40:01,098 --> 00:40:02,661
I said, you're avoiding me.
784
00:40:03,764 --> 00:40:07,067
You're afraid of feeling towards me the way
785
00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:09,662
a man feels towards a lover.
786
00:40:09,974 --> 00:40:11,305
And?
787
00:40:11,565 --> 00:40:14,192
That night he held me so close.
788
00:40:15,311 --> 00:40:16,961
I knew he loved me.
789
00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:21,317
So maybe Andy
790
00:40:22,653 --> 00:40:24,018
Perhaps .
791
00:40:25,656 --> 00:40:27,929
I hadn't thought about Andy for years .
792
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:31,552
And Andrew, the similarity of their names
793
00:40:31,629 --> 00:40:33,125
is not lost on me.
794
00:40:33,933 --> 00:40:36,128
The next few days were awkward around the house.
795
00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:38,665
Andrew was ignoring me.
796
00:40:40,638 --> 00:40:41,764
And Joey
797
00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:45,734
I hate you both !
798
00:40:51,515 --> 00:40:52,982
Andrew, I'm sorry.
799
00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,585
So I poured myself in to my work.
800
00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:04,188
Twelve steps to a happier me.
801
00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:11,022
You look handsome.
802
00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:12,801
Going out?
803
00:41:14,070 --> 00:41:17,213
I haven't left this apartment for eight years .
804
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:20,376
I'm just trying to vary the scenery.
805
00:41:22,746 --> 00:41:25,178
What makes you available to night?
806
00:41:27,251 --> 00:41:28,912
I guess I'm avoiding home.
807
00:41:32,923 --> 00:41:34,834
Why haven't you left your apartment?
808
00:41:35,059 --> 00:41:37,497
I haven't left since Renaldo died?
809
00:41:51,501 --> 00:41:52,708
Oh, what's this?
810
00:42:01,585 --> 00:42:02,711
I'm ready, Gregory.
811
00:42:08,092 --> 00:42:10,617
I desire you as much as you desire me.
812
00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:18,566
You don't desire me.
813
00:42:18,736 --> 00:42:26,836
You're just confused and lonely and horny.
814
00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:32,638
I guess you're right.
815
00:42:35,686 --> 00:42:37,278
Any news on this wedding?
816
00:42:39,156 --> 00:42:40,529
Why does he want me to go?
817
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:43,006
What does he want from me?
818
00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:44,595
Yes.
819
00:42:45,289 --> 00:42:47,103
Excellent questions.
820
00:42:47,414 --> 00:42:51,609
A road trip seems a perfect opportunity to explore them .
821
00:42:59,877 --> 00:43:01,777
I should be going, it's late.
822
00:43:08,085 --> 00:43:09,552
Aren't you forgetting something?
823
00:43:18,796 --> 00:43:19,922
Thanks .
824
00:43:28,172 --> 00:43:31,436
Damn, Hottie Central, hi !
825
00:43:31,575 --> 00:43:32,507
Call us !
826
00:43:34,878 --> 00:43:36,209
Oh my god !
827
00:43:37,247 --> 00:43:39,181
I can stick around .
828
00:43:39,249 --> 00:43:40,273
Likewise.
829
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,402
Okay, I'm out.
830
00:43:44,521 --> 00:43:45,783
Nice to meet you .
831
00:43:45,856 --> 00:43:47,084
Night, Joey.
832
00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,195
I'm sorry, X.
833
00:43:53,263 --> 00:43:54,753
I'm really sorry.
834
00:43:54,832 --> 00:43:56,094
It's a free country.
835
00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:08,576
I didn't mean to hurt you .
836
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:10,706
Who said I was hurt?
837
00:44:28,065 --> 00:44:30,053
I'm so totally in love with you .
838
00:44:32,159 --> 00:44:37,864
I know you think I'm a loser and a slut and stupid
839
00:44:37,941 --> 00:44:38,852
Joey
840
00:44:39,276 --> 00:44:40,971
I thought if I could be with Andrew I could
841
00:44:41,045 --> 00:44:42,103
at least be on your radar.
842
00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:47,623
I'm sorry.
843
00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:50,786
I don't think any less of you .
844
00:44:53,557 --> 00:44:55,821
Because you never thought any of me in the first place.
845
00:44:56,260 --> 00:44:58,160
This self-pity routine is seriously
846
00:45:09,039 --> 00:45:14,602
Joey, since I met you there hasn't been a day
847
00:45:14,678 --> 00:45:16,202
I didn't fight to stop myself
848
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,373
from ripping off your clothes .
849
00:45:19,356 --> 00:45:20,390
Liar.
850
00:45:21,129 --> 00:45:24,485
I can think of a hundred reasons it would be
851
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:26,009
wonderful to be with you .
852
00:45:30,527 --> 00:45:32,124
But I know it wouldn't work.
853
00:45:32,791 --> 00:45:34,354
Who cares why it wouldn't work.
854
00:45:34,431 --> 00:45:36,194
Because we'd find out why.
855
00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:40,067
And we'd lose everything we have.
856
00:45:40,137 --> 00:45:41,443
It's not so bad .
857
00:45:42,005 --> 00:45:44,247
Losing everything .
858
00:45:44,808 --> 00:45:46,420
What would you know about that?
859
00:45:47,050 --> 00:45:49,751
Well, my whole fucking house burned down once.
860
00:45:50,047 --> 00:45:51,412
Really?
861
00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:53,514
I lost everything .
862
00:45:55,146 --> 00:45:58,885
My dog Mindy, who just learned to sit.
863
00:46:00,991 --> 00:46:02,272
My diary.
864
00:46:04,149 --> 00:46:05,254
You kept one?
865
00:46:07,002 --> 00:46:12,219
From first grade on . I wrote in it every day.
866
00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:16,343
All about figuring out how I was gay.
867
00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:18,797
Poetry.
868
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,251
Drawings .
869
00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:25,238
Every experience I had in the world .
870
00:46:27,137 --> 00:46:27,917
Poof.
871
00:46:30,187 --> 00:46:31,355
I'm sorry.
872
00:46:32,256 --> 00:46:34,053
Be sure to write good stuff about me.
873
00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:37,104
I don't keep one anymore.
874
00:46:38,762 --> 00:46:41,595
Since then I decided to live for right now.
875
00:46:44,735 --> 00:46:46,269
Come on, Joey.
876
00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:47,868
You're so cute.
877
00:46:48,641 --> 00:46:50,268
Joey, please.
878
00:46:50,607 --> 00:46:52,087
Joey.
879
00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:53,697
Joey?
880
00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:56,836
Oh shit.
881
00:46:56,914 --> 00:46:58,336
Joey, can you hear me?
882
00:46:58,882 --> 00:47:00,144
Joey, listen to me.
883
00:47:00,217 --> 00:47:01,343
I love you .
884
00:47:01,418 --> 00:47:02,572
Joey?
885
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,217
Fuck.
886
00:47:04,839 --> 00:47:05,790
Andrew!
887
00:47:05,985 --> 00:47:06,344
Andrew!
888
00:47:06,423 --> 00:47:07,481
It's Joey!
889
00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:08,422
Joey listen to me.
890
00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:09,481
Everything's going to be alright.
891
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:10,618
Shit, what happened?
892
00:47:11,595 --> 00:47:13,310
What drugs did you guys do?
893
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,462
He drank the rest of that? !
894
00:47:14,531 --> 00:47:15,429
The rest of what?
895
00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:16,227
G H B .
896
00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:17,394
There was like another half a dose in there.
897
00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:19,732
He should be okay, he just fell out.
898
00:47:20,411 --> 00:47:23,604
Allow me to take this moment for a public service announcement.
899
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:25,904
I actually advocate the legalization of most
900
00:47:25,976 --> 00:47:29,002
recreational drugs, particularly marijuana.
901
00:47:29,482 --> 00:47:31,027
Especially marijuana.
902
00:47:31,148 --> 00:47:34,292
Legalization and education, so like with alcohol,
903
00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:37,819
we don't have to rely on urban legend for responsible usage.
904
00:47:37,888 --> 00:47:39,219
What the fuck do you mean, fell out?
905
00:47:39,289 --> 00:47:40,449
We should call someone.
906
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:43,220
They could put him in jail G's a tranquilizer.
907
00:47:43,293 --> 00:47:45,557
If you do too much, it will make you fall asleep .
908
00:47:47,022 --> 00:47:48,231
He's okay, he's just sleeping .
909
00:47:48,632 --> 00:47:50,850
Who'd you learn this from, your drug dealer?
910
00:47:53,270 --> 00:47:56,070
Trust me, he'll be fine.
911
00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:57,469
Look
912
00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:04,142
I don't care how many drugs or orgies you have,
913
00:48:04,703 --> 00:48:05,920
that's your trip .
914
00:48:07,425 --> 00:48:09,362
But if you hurt Joey
915
00:48:09,653 --> 00:48:12,525
To be fair, they were partying when I got here.
916
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,824
I partook in the sex, not the drugs .
917
00:48:17,678 --> 00:48:19,152
Oh, what a relief.
918
00:48:27,237 --> 00:48:28,101
I'm sorry.
919
00:48:33,176 --> 00:48:34,234
It's okay.
920
00:48:36,896 --> 00:48:38,283
I mean about everything .
921
00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:40,306
No
922
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,948
I'm sorry.
923
00:48:45,022 --> 00:48:48,822
No one deserves to hear the things I said to you .
924
00:48:49,882 --> 00:48:51,175
You were right.
925
00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:54,830
I was wrong .
926
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:07,976
You're not my father!
927
00:49:08,045 --> 00:49:09,979
Yeah, I actually give a shit about you .
928
00:49:10,047 --> 00:49:11,139
You can't ground me!
929
00:49:11,214 --> 00:49:12,203
No one's grounding you .
930
00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:13,600
You can do as you please.
931
00:49:13,717 --> 00:49:16,242
We just really think Andrew or I should go with you
932
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,015
while you go clubbing for a while That's all
933
00:49:18,088 --> 00:49:20,079
It's no big deal, people black out every day.
934
00:49:20,157 --> 00:49:22,352
People overdose and die every day.
935
00:49:22,426 --> 00:49:23,984
Do I look like Cyndi Lauper?
936
00:49:24,586 --> 00:49:25,588
She's not dead .
937
00:49:25,638 --> 00:49:26,373
Whoever.
938
00:49:26,730 --> 00:49:29,079
I've been taking care of myself for a long time.
939
00:49:28,999 --> 00:49:30,330
That's the problem .
940
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,868
Look hon, we just think one of us should
941
00:49:32,936 --> 00:49:34,142
be around for you is all .
942
00:49:34,271 --> 00:49:35,676
Why, so you can fuck me again?
943
00:49:36,548 --> 00:49:38,236
How about, if I'm good for three months
944
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:40,001
X has to fuck me.
945
00:49:40,051 --> 00:49:40,899
So uneed fair to me.
946
00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:41,732
Hell no !
947
00:49:41,845 --> 00:49:42,946
I'll save up my allowance.
948
00:49:43,013 --> 00:49:43,980
Go to your room !
949
00:49:44,047 --> 00:49:44,979
Fuck you !
950
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:49,379
Sounds like a good idea.
951
00:49:52,289 --> 00:49:55,224
Since it was our first date, I figured I'd take Andrew
952
00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:56,623
to Portland in style.
953
00:49:59,930 --> 00:50:01,273
God damn!
954
00:50:01,631 --> 00:50:03,064
You rented that for a road trip?
955
00:50:03,133 --> 00:50:04,896
You don't want'em to think you're a fag
956
00:50:04,968 --> 00:50:06,263
and dating a loser.
957
00:50:06,536 --> 00:50:09,061
I'm so used to being treated by sugar daddies that
958
00:50:09,139 --> 00:50:11,505
the whole role reversal was refreshing.
959
00:50:23,787 --> 00:50:25,542
Joey'll be alright. Right?
960
00:50:26,176 --> 00:50:29,286
He'll be fine, it's us I'm worried about.
961
00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:51,507
Ever been on a road trip?
962
00:50:51,748 --> 00:50:52,839
Eight years ago .
963
00:50:53,350 --> 00:50:55,161
God, I keep forgetting how old you are.
964
00:50:55,652 --> 00:50:57,620
I'm like a year older than you .
965
00:50:57,687 --> 00:50:58,915
15 months .
966
00:50:58,989 --> 00:51:00,737
And I haven't been gay for a whole decade.
967
00:51:01,258 --> 00:51:02,621
Where'd you go?
968
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:03,964
Seattle.
969
00:51:04,461 --> 00:51:05,928
Good-bye small town .
970
00:51:05,996 --> 00:51:07,247
Hello small city.
971
00:51:08,674 --> 00:51:10,216
I'm glad you made the trip .
972
00:51:11,421 --> 00:51:12,454
Both of them .
973
00:51:14,871 --> 00:51:17,663
So why are your parents going to your ex-fiancee's wedding?
974
00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:24,107
I think there's some hope of a dramatic objection
975
00:51:24,181 --> 00:51:26,239
at the last second when I stop the wedding and
976
00:51:26,550 --> 00:51:28,140
confess my love for Jill .
977
00:51:28,285 --> 00:51:29,582
This should be fun .
978
00:51:30,513 --> 00:51:31,893
How long were you with Jill?
979
00:51:32,289 --> 00:51:34,614
Engaged for a year, dated for three.
980
00:51:35,124 --> 00:51:36,568
She doesn't know I'm gay.
981
00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:39,309
All because you wanted to do her brother?
982
00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:41,063
Don't tell me you have a kid somewhere.
983
00:51:41,131 --> 00:51:42,080
No .
984
00:51:43,030 --> 00:51:44,204
Maybe someday though .
985
00:51:45,802 --> 00:51:46,630
How about you?
986
00:51:47,304 --> 00:51:48,513
Joey's plenty.
987
00:51:49,206 --> 00:51:50,436
You're really good with him .
988
00:51:51,174 --> 00:51:52,835
You too, apparently.
989
00:51:54,878 --> 00:51:57,669
Seriously, you'd make a good father.
990
00:51:58,775 --> 00:52:00,579
The only good fatherly quality about me
991
00:52:00,650 --> 00:52:02,584
is that I know I shouldn't have kids .
992
00:52:19,369 --> 00:52:20,471
Make any money?
993
00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:23,830
Nah, but I shoved my business cards in the glory holes .
994
00:52:26,910 --> 00:52:29,606
So am I pretending to be your boyfriend?
995
00:52:30,780 --> 00:52:31,804
Roommate?
996
00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:32,800
Fuckbuddy?
997
00:52:34,584 --> 00:52:36,001
Let's just play it by ear.
998
00:52:36,786 --> 00:52:38,987
Anything else should I know about your family?
999
00:52:39,356 --> 00:52:40,467
They're black.
1000
00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:43,431
Oh, let's go back to Seattle.
1001
00:52:43,693 --> 00:52:45,183
I've heard about those people.
1002
00:52:46,196 --> 00:52:48,552
You'll probably be the only white guy at this thing .
1003
00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:50,360
I've never been one to fit in .
1004
00:52:50,433 --> 00:52:52,901
Have you been anywhere where you were the only white person?
1005
00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:55,938
At least I won't be the only fag .
1006
00:53:04,281 --> 00:53:05,475
I love club music.
1007
00:53:05,549 --> 00:53:07,141
Everything is so cut and dried.
1008
00:53:07,217 --> 00:53:09,151
You love someone, set them free.
1009
00:53:09,219 --> 00:53:10,914
Love me or let me go.
1010
00:53:10,987 --> 00:53:12,420
Prove your love.
1011
00:53:12,489 --> 00:53:13,956
My love is your love.
1012
00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:15,685
It's love or it's not love.
1013
00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:17,056
Love is sex.
1014
00:53:17,127 --> 00:53:18,340
Sex is love.
1015
00:53:18,695 --> 00:53:20,788
I defy you to find a club an them that says I love you
1016
00:53:20,864 --> 00:53:23,332
but I'm not really sure what love is all about
1017
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,130
and I still want to have sex with blah-blah-blah
1018
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,330
Those things are harder to rhyme.
1019
00:53:30,907 --> 00:53:32,094
Take your time.
1020
00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:33,641
Please.
1021
00:53:34,678 --> 00:53:36,261
So what are your folks' names?
1022
00:53:36,846 --> 00:53:38,143
That might be helpful .
1023
00:53:38,326 --> 00:53:40,070
Oren and Zelma.
1024
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,572
And there's Cheyenne.
1025
00:53:42,241 --> 00:53:42,945
Who?
1026
00:53:43,124 --> 00:53:44,316
My sister.
1027
00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:45,358
She's twelve.
1028
00:53:45,522 --> 00:53:48,218
Imagine me with corn rows, A-cups
1029
00:53:48,291 --> 00:53:50,193
and a mouth the size of Lake Union .
1030
00:53:50,792 --> 00:53:52,787
I usually do .
1031
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:58,724
Hello baby!
1032
00:54:02,622 --> 00:54:04,394
This is my roommate.
1033
00:54:04,494 --> 00:54:05,774
I told your ass he was gay!
1034
00:54:05,842 --> 00:54:07,275
And I told you Andrew will talk about it
1035
00:54:07,344 --> 00:54:08,452
when he is ready to .
1036
00:54:08,645 --> 00:54:09,907
He looks ready to me.
1037
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:11,106
Don't mind Cheyenne.
1038
00:54:11,181 --> 00:54:12,964
She's been watching to o much Showtime.
1039
00:54:13,673 --> 00:54:15,415
How long you been dating my brother?
1040
00:54:15,485 --> 00:54:16,497
Cheyenne!
1041
00:54:17,508 --> 00:54:19,933
So how long you boys been roommates?
1042
00:54:20,272 --> 00:54:21,659
Just over a year, sir.
1043
00:54:21,709 --> 00:54:22,663
A year?
1044
00:54:22,726 --> 00:54:24,193
That's a long time.
1045
00:54:24,759 --> 00:54:26,855
I'm happy to see you're not alone.
1046
00:54:33,069 --> 00:54:34,101
How long have you known?
1047
00:54:35,691 --> 00:54:37,112
Since you were eight.
1048
00:54:38,232 --> 00:54:40,657
But I wasn't sure until you broke up with Jill
1049
00:54:41,678 --> 00:54:43,542
And what line of business you in son?
1050
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:44,746
I collect etchings .
1051
00:54:45,148 --> 00:54:46,386
You mean like, art?
1052
00:54:46,716 --> 00:54:48,274
Like presidents .
1053
00:54:48,351 --> 00:54:49,307
On dollar bills .
1054
00:54:49,552 --> 00:54:51,213
Better not be no drug dealer.
1055
00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,017
Cheyenne!
1056
00:54:52,656 --> 00:54:54,463
Oh, nothing as glamorous as that.
1057
00:54:54,724 --> 00:54:56,021
I play the stock market.
1058
00:54:56,092 --> 00:54:57,787
With enough real estate and bonds in my back pocket
1059
00:54:57,861 --> 00:54:59,385
for when things go sour.
1060
00:54:59,612 --> 00:55:01,430
A man after my own heart.
1061
00:55:05,602 --> 00:55:07,194
Did we do something that made you think
1062
00:55:07,270 --> 00:55:08,100
you couldn't tell us?
1063
00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:10,843
No, Ma.
1064
00:55:12,334 --> 00:55:13,843
You did everything right.
1065
00:55:22,452 --> 00:55:23,817
I'm glad you have someone.
1066
00:55:26,423 --> 00:55:29,221
And damn, he is fine.
1067
00:55:34,831 --> 00:55:38,142
Damn I forgot to make up the guestroom !
1068
00:55:38,538 --> 00:55:40,988
You don't have a problem sharing Andrew's bed do you?
1069
00:55:42,046 --> 00:55:43,603
Not at all Mrs.Thompson
1070
00:55:44,251 --> 00:55:45,470
Call me Zelma.
1071
00:55:46,910 --> 00:55:49,190
Well that wasn't so hard
1072
00:55:49,686 --> 00:55:52,301
It's like they would've been upset if I wasn't gay.
1073
00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:53,884
What's up with that?
1074
00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:55,476
I didn't give them credit
1075
00:55:56,052 --> 00:55:59,465
I'm glad I could provide you with immoral support.
1076
00:56:04,794 --> 00:56:07,592
This is my ultimate fantasy.
1077
00:56:09,532 --> 00:56:10,863
In your childhood bed?
1078
00:56:10,934 --> 00:56:11,504
Hell yeah .
1079
00:56:13,269 --> 00:56:14,668
With your folks in the house?
1080
00:56:14,916 --> 00:56:15,975
Even hotter.
1081
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:18,068
It feels weird .
1082
00:56:18,141 --> 00:56:20,359
I mean there's like booties and shit hanging on the wall .
1083
00:56:20,477 --> 00:56:21,271
Damn !
1084
00:56:22,445 --> 00:56:23,844
It feels like you feel just fine.
1085
00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:31,548
Andrew.
1086
00:56:34,491 --> 00:56:35,458
Do you love me?
1087
00:56:38,661 --> 00:56:39,719
I don't know.
1088
00:56:45,001 --> 00:56:45,990
Never mind .
1089
00:56:47,437 --> 00:56:49,905
Forgive me if I don't know if I'm in love with you yet.
1090
00:56:51,207 --> 00:56:52,538
Let's just stop talking about it.
1091
00:56:52,609 --> 00:56:54,076
Before I say something funny.
1092
00:56:56,913 --> 00:57:02,010
I mean, don't get offended X, but can you have sex
1093
00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:03,703
without getting paid for it?
1094
00:57:03,953 --> 00:57:05,545
What do you want from me, Andrew?
1095
00:57:05,672 --> 00:57:07,283
You can't change me.
1096
00:57:07,357 --> 00:57:08,619
I don't care you're a hooker.
1097
00:57:08,691 --> 00:57:09,680
It's not even about that.
1098
00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:10,642
What is it about?
1099
00:57:11,651 --> 00:57:13,137
It's about
1100
00:57:14,523 --> 00:57:16,006
It's about taking a chance.
1101
00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:18,932
I don't know if we'll fall in love.
1102
00:57:19,330 --> 00:57:20,769
Love isn't a transaction .
1103
00:57:20,837 --> 00:57:23,300
You don't just get what you putin .
1104
00:57:24,423 --> 00:57:27,162
You have no idea what you're talking about.
1105
00:57:28,478 --> 00:57:30,106
Let's just call it a night.
1106
00:57:35,819 --> 00:57:39,550
If you keep pushing me away sooner or later
1107
00:57:39,622 --> 00:57:40,604
I'm going to give up .
1108
00:57:42,192 --> 00:57:43,706
That's why I like hustling.
1109
00:57:43,993 --> 00:57:46,018
I can predict those relationships.
1110
00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:48,563
Clients fulfill my need for human contact
1111
00:57:48,631 --> 00:57:50,993
and every date has money back guarantee.
1112
00:57:52,327 --> 00:57:56,500
Forgive me Father I was too proud to admit he was right.
1113
00:58:03,112 --> 00:58:04,136
Who's Gregory?
1114
00:58:06,349 --> 00:58:07,281
What?
1115
00:58:08,718 --> 00:58:10,151
You talk in your sleep .
1116
00:58:10,787 --> 00:58:11,769
Liar.
1117
00:58:12,755 --> 00:58:16,032
If you'd slept with someone they would've told you .
1118
00:58:17,056 --> 00:58:18,980
You said,Gregory, I'm ready
1119
00:58:23,933 --> 00:58:25,332
He's one of my clients
1120
00:58:28,605 --> 00:58:29,902
That's disgusting .
1121
00:58:31,608 --> 00:58:34,236
This whole thing was a mistake.
1122
00:58:34,310 --> 00:58:35,436
You're telling me.
1123
00:58:38,448 --> 00:58:40,006
At least you're out to the family now.
1124
00:58:40,083 --> 00:58:41,550
Please tell me you put these here.
1125
00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:47,423
God, Mom must've done it.
1126
00:58:47,490 --> 00:58:49,253
That's so embarrassing .
1127
00:58:50,927 --> 00:58:51,951
Hate to disappoint her.
1128
00:58:56,099 --> 00:58:58,067
But no problem disappointing me.
1129
00:59:01,604 --> 00:59:02,849
So, let's speed this up .
1130
00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:04,995
Tell me you want me to give up .
1131
00:59:06,843 --> 00:59:07,935
Boys ?!
1132
00:59:08,011 --> 00:59:09,152
Breakfast!
1133
00:59:09,679 --> 00:59:11,060
Okay.
1134
00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:48,842
Andrew? !
1135
00:59:49,519 --> 00:59:50,486
Candace!
1136
00:59:50,553 --> 00:59:51,243
How ya been?
1137
00:59:51,554 --> 00:59:52,910
Really great!
1138
00:59:53,122 --> 00:59:54,749
It's awesome to see you !
1139
00:59:54,824 --> 00:59:55,722
Where is everybody?
1140
00:59:55,792 --> 00:59:56,310
JJ ?
1141
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:56,813
And Sheila?
1142
00:59:56,863 --> 01:00:00,254
Jill said she couldn't trust nobody after you dogged her.
1143
01:00:01,898 --> 01:00:03,661
Who's he?
1144
01:00:03,733 --> 01:00:07,169
Oh, my, um, room partner.
1145
01:00:07,236 --> 01:00:08,635
Room partner?
1146
01:00:10,256 --> 01:00:11,697
Oh !
1147
01:00:11,774 --> 01:00:12,706
Hi .
1148
01:00:12,775 --> 01:00:13,764
Andrew!
1149
01:00:13,843 --> 01:00:16,971
Jill is gonna shit when she sees you !
1150
01:00:17,046 --> 01:00:18,146
She means that in a good way.
1151
01:00:19,125 --> 01:00:21,343
And look what ya brought with ya.
1152
01:00:21,417 --> 01:00:23,385
This is Jill's mother Mrs Stevens
1153
01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:25,717
Matthew is not gonna be happy.
1154
01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:33,446
Is Matthew? Jill's brother.
1155
01:00:34,864 --> 01:00:38,712
He got dumped last week so he is not in a good mood
1156
01:00:39,502 --> 01:00:41,977
So, why did Jill invite me?
1157
01:00:42,205 --> 01:00:43,695
Of all people.
1158
01:00:43,773 --> 01:00:46,799
My theory she wants to rub it in your face
1159
01:00:46,876 --> 01:00:49,902
how happy she is marrying a pro football player and all
1160
01:00:49,979 --> 01:00:51,571
Pro football player?
1161
01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:54,515
Well you ain't heard of him cause he technically hasn't
1162
01:00:54,584 --> 01:00:56,558
played yet or anything .
1163
01:00:56,719 --> 01:00:58,355
But he's on the payroll .
1164
01:00:58,421 --> 01:01:00,013
Like an alternate or something .
1165
01:01:08,197 --> 01:01:10,053
Those are not friends of the bride.
1166
01:01:18,107 --> 01:01:19,193
What are you doing?
1167
01:01:19,642 --> 01:01:21,009
Accepting who I am .
1168
01:01:21,344 --> 01:01:23,068
It feels like you're showing off.
1169
01:01:26,816 --> 01:01:29,141
Andrew, you seen Matthew?
1170
01:01:29,285 --> 01:01:30,377
No .
1171
01:01:30,951 --> 01:01:32,387
Glad I didn't miss that.
1172
01:01:45,368 --> 01:01:47,791
I know it's corny, but isn't it romantic?
1173
01:01:50,907 --> 01:01:53,061
I don't believe you want me to give up .
1174
01:01:55,411 --> 01:01:56,378
Don't spoil it.
1175
01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:02,680
I wonder if we'll ever be able to do this in our lifetime.
1176
01:02:17,633 --> 01:02:18,788
I'm glad you came.
1177
01:02:22,004 --> 01:02:23,475
I thought you'd be alone.
1178
01:02:24,474 --> 01:02:26,761
Well, I'm not.
1179
01:02:27,451 --> 01:02:29,001
I didn't mean it like that.
1180
01:02:29,145 --> 01:02:30,585
I'm glad you're with someone.
1181
01:02:31,314 --> 01:02:32,070
It's just--
1182
01:02:33,883 --> 01:02:35,051
There's Matthew.
1183
01:02:35,318 --> 01:02:36,101
Oh?
1184
01:02:37,453 --> 01:02:38,477
Where?
1185
01:02:40,289 --> 01:02:41,813
Hey Drew!
1186
01:02:41,891 --> 01:02:43,242
I missed the shit out of you !
1187
01:02:49,132 --> 01:02:51,293
You're gay?
1188
01:02:51,963 --> 01:02:53,528
I thought Jill announced it in the invites .
1189
01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:54,535
Ha ha.
1190
01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,128
Bitch, you told a lot of fuckin' people.
1191
01:02:56,205 --> 01:02:58,366
Bitch, you tried to mack on my man .
1192
01:02:59,408 --> 01:03:00,705
Well baby, you can take this one.
1193
01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:01,536
I'm through with him .
1194
01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:07,750
Jill said you were funny with the sex thing .
1195
01:03:22,465 --> 01:03:25,332
I can put some frosting on a Dorito if you want.
1196
01:03:25,982 --> 01:03:27,866
Can you make it half a Dorito?
1197
01:03:28,905 --> 01:03:30,860
Hi. I'm Jill, the bride.
1198
01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:32,670
We haven't had a chance to meet.
1199
01:03:33,042 --> 01:03:34,236
Congratulations .
1200
01:03:34,310 --> 01:03:36,762
-I'm a Andrew's room-partner.
1201
01:03:36,979 --> 01:03:38,947
I wonder why he didn't mention you .
1202
01:03:39,645 --> 01:03:40,277
I don't know.
1203
01:03:40,349 --> 01:03:41,676
He talks about you all the time.
1204
01:03:41,784 --> 01:03:42,688
Really?
1205
01:03:42,852 --> 01:03:44,120
What does he say?
1206
01:03:44,287 --> 01:03:47,620
Well, just that you were still are
1207
01:03:47,690 --> 01:03:49,180
the love of his life.
1208
01:03:49,854 --> 01:03:50,282
Honey.
1209
01:03:50,359 --> 01:03:51,826
I know you're just trying to be nice.
1210
01:03:52,093 --> 01:03:54,388
But I'm over Andrew. Really.
1211
01:03:55,631 --> 01:03:58,498
I think it's my brother who needs comforting .
1212
01:04:07,910 --> 01:04:09,434
Pleasure meeting you
1213
01:04:14,350 --> 01:04:15,544
Hey, Uncle X.
1214
01:04:18,421 --> 01:04:19,765
Oh, hey Cheyenne.
1215
01:04:20,502 --> 01:04:22,547
This makes you my uncle, doesn't it?
1216
01:04:23,621 --> 01:04:24,489
I think it would be something more like
1217
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:25,720
your brother-in-law
1218
01:04:34,637 --> 01:04:36,400
Maybe ex-brother-in-law.
1219
01:04:55,424 --> 01:04:56,789
Hey don't mind me.
1220
01:05:00,263 --> 01:05:01,340
I give up .
1221
01:05:03,099 --> 01:05:04,498
You win again .
1222
01:05:09,071 --> 01:05:10,599
I really wanted a different ending .
1223
01:05:12,821 --> 01:05:14,471
As long as we get an ending .
1224
01:05:24,954 --> 01:05:28,481
Forgive me Father I was insanely jealous.
1225
01:05:34,163 --> 01:05:35,396
What are you doing?
1226
01:05:36,755 --> 01:05:38,962
Shit. This isn't their rental?
1227
01:05:45,007 --> 01:05:47,601
It wasn't a practical decision to leave Portland without him,
1228
01:05:47,677 --> 01:05:49,872
but I couldn't face five hours in a car with him.
1229
01:05:50,346 --> 01:05:51,506
I reserved him a plane ticket
1230
01:05:51,580 --> 01:05:53,013
and left a message on his cell.
1231
01:05:53,082 --> 01:05:54,913
I'm not a total asshole.
1232
01:05:56,485 --> 01:05:58,077
I hate cars.
1233
01:05:58,154 --> 01:05:59,280
I miss my bike.
1234
01:06:08,497 --> 01:06:10,556
I couldn't think of anywhere else to go.
1235
01:06:18,274 --> 01:06:21,066
Don't any couples just fall in love and that's that?
1236
01:06:21,677 --> 01:06:24,040
Very few, I suspect.
1237
01:06:24,513 --> 01:06:28,612
He said I could keep hustling, but it'd hurt him .
1238
01:06:31,787 --> 01:06:33,487
What's keeping you from quitting?
1239
01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:36,588
The truth is
1240
01:06:38,761 --> 01:06:39,951
I like it.
1241
01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:43,796
And that's it?
1242
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,925
I don't know.
1243
01:06:46,882 --> 01:06:48,136
I think you do.
1244
01:06:51,774 --> 01:06:53,780
When a client pays me
1245
01:06:55,119 --> 01:06:57,442
it feels like a relief.
1246
01:06:58,118 --> 01:07:00,983
Something inside me let's go .
1247
01:07:01,317 --> 01:07:03,444
Do you think you could feel the same
1248
01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:09,120
if your were paid in feelings instead of money?
1249
01:07:09,225 --> 01:07:11,013
That's hard to imagine.
1250
01:07:11,260 --> 01:07:12,955
Maybe you should give your imagination
1251
01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,223
more of a chance.
1252
01:07:17,399 --> 01:07:19,429
What brought you here?
1253
01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:46,085
We're friends now, but don't let that stop you
1254
01:07:46,162 --> 01:07:48,687
from treating me like a complete slut.
1255
01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:48,514
If you're smart, you probably guessed
1256
01:08:48,591 --> 01:08:50,491
I found Gregory dead the next morning .
1257
01:08:50,559 --> 01:08:51,924
Every story with a charming old man ends
1258
01:08:51,994 --> 01:08:53,757
in a heart-tugging funeral .
1259
01:08:57,366 --> 01:08:58,492
Well I didn't.
1260
01:08:59,168 --> 01:09:00,613
That might've been easier.
1261
01:09:19,822 --> 01:09:24,657
Forgive me Father, I consumed more than I required .
1262
01:09:32,835 --> 01:09:33,998
Are you a friend of Gregory's?
1263
01:09:34,870 --> 01:09:36,269
A very good friend .
1264
01:09:36,338 --> 01:09:37,162
And you are?
1265
01:09:37,740 --> 01:09:38,866
Also a good friend .
1266
01:09:39,024 --> 01:09:41,569
He gets older, they get younger.
1267
01:09:43,646 --> 01:09:44,812
Renaldo?
1268
01:09:44,980 --> 01:09:47,453
Why yes, he talked about. But, you're dead .
1269
01:09:47,883 --> 01:09:50,718
I don't know what foolishness he's been up to,
1270
01:09:50,835 --> 01:09:53,371
but I assure you, I'm quite alive.
1271
01:09:54,217 --> 01:09:55,445
You're his lover?
1272
01:09:55,724 --> 01:09:57,316
Gregory's not gay.
1273
01:09:57,393 --> 01:09:59,315
At least he won't admit to it.
1274
01:09:59,428 --> 01:10:01,953
I don't know why he bothers keeping up the charade
1275
01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:03,794
after so many years .
1276
01:10:04,378 --> 01:10:05,392
How do you know him?
1277
01:10:06,283 --> 01:10:07,331
He pays me!
1278
01:10:10,239 --> 01:10:12,002
Gregory was one of my first friends,
1279
01:10:12,074 --> 01:10:14,736
a role-model for how I saw myself as an old queer.
1280
01:10:14,810 --> 01:10:17,677
That withered old shit spent months fucking with my head
1281
01:10:17,746 --> 01:10:20,476
like a horny Hannibal Lecter with his sepia stories
1282
01:10:20,549 --> 01:10:22,675
of prehistoric teen porn.
1283
01:10:22,952 --> 01:10:25,648
And I fell for every word, sprung from a self-serving,
1284
01:10:25,721 --> 01:10:28,281
self-loathing lie to keep him in his closet.
1285
01:10:30,459 --> 01:10:31,949
I fucked him because I wanted him
1286
01:10:32,027 --> 01:10:33,818
and I had shit to show for it.
1287
01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:36,691
This is exactly what I hate about the gay scene.
1288
01:10:37,168 --> 01:10:38,062
Sex for nothing.
1289
01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,280
He sounds like a psychopath .
1290
01:10:41,021 --> 01:10:43,103
A goddamned charming psychopath .
1291
01:11:22,378 --> 01:11:25,472
Wait, I'm not quite as pathetic as I should be.
1292
01:11:28,417 --> 01:11:29,351
There.
1293
01:11:29,551 --> 01:11:31,075
Much more Charlie Brown.
1294
01:11:41,864 --> 01:11:43,525
This is what I deserve for thinking maybe
1295
01:11:43,599 --> 01:11:46,500
gay men are capable of loving something other than themselves.
1296
01:11:47,670 --> 01:11:49,211
I'm not even sure I love myself.
1297
01:11:49,905 --> 01:11:52,203
I'd dump me the second something better came along.
1298
01:11:57,646 --> 01:11:59,067
The lesbians have it easy.
1299
01:11:59,248 --> 01:12:00,909
Sure they have all that dyke drama,
1300
01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:03,110
but it's only because they give a shit about each other.
1301
01:12:05,054 --> 01:12:05,884
Fuck this.
1302
01:12:23,735 --> 01:12:24,864
You must be Joey.
1303
01:12:25,374 --> 01:12:28,366
There's this old guy here who wants to see you .
1304
01:12:30,145 --> 01:12:30,897
What?
1305
01:12:31,213 --> 01:12:32,805
Yeah, and he wants tea.
1306
01:12:37,820 --> 01:12:38,980
Andrew.
1307
01:12:39,054 --> 01:12:39,986
You don't know me.
1308
01:12:40,622 --> 01:12:41,744
Correct.
1309
01:12:42,057 --> 01:12:43,518
I'm a friend of X's .
1310
01:12:43,926 --> 01:12:45,018
Gregory Talbot.
1311
01:12:47,229 --> 01:12:49,424
The Gregory he, uh, works with?
1312
01:12:49,498 --> 01:12:50,205
I need .
1313
01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:52,421
He spoke of me?
1314
01:12:54,403 --> 01:12:55,376
Technically.
1315
01:12:59,108 --> 01:13:00,453
Why don't you put on some tea.
1316
01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:02,721
Please, who has tea?
1317
01:13:04,713 --> 01:13:07,307
Just warm up some water and I'll be fine.
1318
01:13:12,755 --> 01:13:17,522
I haven't been out of my rooms since Diana's memorial,
1319
01:13:17,593 --> 01:13:19,048
but I thought this was worth it.
1320
01:13:19,661 --> 01:13:21,505
Might I have a few moments of your time?
1321
01:13:21,864 --> 01:13:23,757
I assume it's about X?
1322
01:13:24,507 --> 01:13:26,127
He's very upset.
1323
01:13:27,436 --> 01:13:29,259
And he sent you here of all people?
1324
01:13:29,438 --> 01:13:31,201
I assure you, he'd disembowel me
1325
01:13:31,273 --> 01:13:33,318
if he were aware of my presence.
1326
01:13:36,145 --> 01:13:37,660
I'm listening .
1327
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:41,277
I told him the story of two young men who declared
1328
01:13:41,350 --> 01:13:43,097
their love for each other.
1329
01:13:43,519 --> 01:13:46,579
They lived a long and happy life together.
1330
01:13:48,490 --> 01:13:49,919
How sweet.
1331
01:13:50,025 --> 01:13:53,426
One order of freshly microwaved tap water.
1332
01:13:53,495 --> 01:13:55,053
Smells delicious .
1333
01:13:55,130 --> 01:13:56,222
What a lovely shirt.
1334
01:13:56,298 --> 01:13:57,311
So energetic.
1335
01:13:57,566 --> 01:13:58,562
Thanks !
1336
01:13:58,667 --> 01:14:00,032
It was half off.
1337
01:14:00,102 --> 01:14:01,501
A shrewd purchase.
1338
01:14:06,942 --> 01:14:11,140
So do I get to listen or do I have to come up with
1339
01:14:11,213 --> 01:14:13,321
some excuse to give you guys privacy?
1340
01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:15,660
''I've got a hot date''has always worked for me.
1341
01:14:15,884 --> 01:14:16,545
Fine.
1342
01:14:16,919 --> 01:14:18,490
It was a pleasure warming your water.
1343
01:14:21,924 --> 01:14:23,594
So what happens with your love story?
1344
01:14:24,259 --> 01:14:27,592
In reality, they never declared their love
1345
01:14:31,033 --> 01:14:32,557
One of them was too afraid .
1346
01:14:35,237 --> 01:14:38,934
He would always pull away at the last moment.
1347
01:14:41,143 --> 01:14:43,634
He had a lot of free time and spent most of it
1348
01:14:43,712 --> 01:14:49,708
replaying how his life would have been had he seized a moment,
1349
01:14:50,826 --> 01:14:52,663
any one of a thousand,
1350
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:55,915
to take his friend's hand .
1351
01:14:58,494 --> 01:15:00,270
Sounds like they were both afraid .
1352
01:15:01,029 --> 01:15:04,123
They went fifty years, a lifetime.
1353
01:15:09,047 --> 01:15:10,763
And being afraid became habit.
1354
01:15:12,574 --> 01:15:13,972
Did he ever figure out what he was afraid of?
1355
01:15:14,476 --> 01:15:15,781
Oh, he knew all along .
1356
01:15:16,411 --> 01:15:17,613
What was that?
1357
01:15:17,746 --> 01:15:19,270
That he might have to change.
1358
01:15:21,783 --> 01:15:24,843
He was afraid of losing the life he might not
1359
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:28,642
be afforded if it were known he was a man who loved men .
1360
01:15:29,124 --> 01:15:30,853
His travels, studies .
1361
01:15:31,056 --> 01:15:32,576
His trust fund .
1362
01:15:33,328 --> 01:15:34,845
At least he lived as he pleased .
1363
01:15:35,163 --> 01:15:36,642
No . He changed anyway.
1364
01:15:38,634 --> 01:15:39,931
He's a recluse now.
1365
01:15:40,002 --> 01:15:45,269
He's lost it all and people talk about him none the less .
1366
01:15:48,243 --> 01:15:49,710
That's a fucked up story.
1367
01:15:50,112 --> 01:15:51,307
How is that supposed to help me?
1368
01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:53,570
I wasn't aware you were in need of help .
1369
01:15:53,916 --> 01:15:55,907
Well how is that supposed to help X?
1370
01:15:55,984 --> 01:15:57,178
I'm moving out anyway.
1371
01:15:57,452 --> 01:15:59,784
Perhaps it was naive to think I could help someone
1372
01:15:59,855 --> 01:16:01,880
who sincerely cared for me.
1373
01:16:04,059 --> 01:16:05,390
You paid him .
1374
01:16:05,460 --> 01:16:07,318
I paid him for his time.
1375
01:16:07,999 --> 01:16:10,176
The sincerity was his gift.
1376
01:16:12,167 --> 01:16:15,728
So why don't you just tell that guy that you love him now?
1377
01:16:16,939 --> 01:16:18,196
Sounds easy, doesn't it.
1378
01:16:25,314 --> 01:16:26,246
Yeah .
1379
01:16:38,293 --> 01:16:39,639
You're a pretty decent guy.
1380
01:16:40,095 --> 01:16:43,151
For a closeted queer who would hire a hustler.
1381
01:16:46,535 --> 01:16:47,793
For anybody.
1382
01:17:17,599 --> 01:17:18,930
Hey, don't I know you?
1383
01:17:19,001 --> 01:17:19,945
From school?
1384
01:17:23,180 --> 01:17:24,662
Oh my God
1385
01:17:25,677 --> 01:17:26,777
Blondie!
1386
01:17:27,743 --> 01:17:28,607
Huh?
1387
01:17:31,524 --> 01:17:33,403
You wore a Blondie T-shirt.
1388
01:17:44,893 --> 01:17:45,791
It's okay.
1389
01:17:48,897 --> 01:17:49,921
I'm sorry.
1390
01:17:50,432 --> 01:17:51,558
I'm a freak.
1391
01:17:52,501 --> 01:17:53,525
A cute freak.
1392
01:17:57,706 --> 01:17:58,638
Thanks .
1393
01:18:00,175 --> 01:18:01,267
Boyfriend trouble?
1394
01:18:03,779 --> 01:18:05,144
Something like that.
1395
01:18:07,616 --> 01:18:08,844
If it makes you feel any better, I just
1396
01:18:08,917 --> 01:18:12,011
broke up with this guy. I really liked him .
1397
01:18:13,889 --> 01:18:15,151
What happened?
1398
01:18:15,223 --> 01:18:18,454
I knew he wanted to break up but he didn't have the balls to .
1399
01:18:18,527 --> 01:18:23,264
So he treated me like shit, slept around .
1400
01:18:25,767 --> 01:18:27,997
Ignored me until I was forced to dump him
1401
01:18:28,070 --> 01:18:29,016
at his own work.
1402
01:18:32,207 --> 01:18:34,334
This whole thing is going to turn me straight
1403
01:18:34,409 --> 01:18:36,240
Two wrongs don't make a right.
1404
01:18:40,148 --> 01:18:43,584
I publicly dump this guy that doesn't even like me in B & O.
1405
01:18:44,779 --> 01:18:46,250
I'm heart-broken and the asshole.
1406
01:18:47,233 --> 01:18:48,361
Scooter?
1407
01:18:48,657 --> 01:18:49,808
You know him?
1408
01:18:50,623 --> 01:18:53,873
No, but I think I have a story that'll make you feel better.
1409
01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:55,385
Okay.
1410
01:18:56,765 --> 01:18:58,892
I know it's sentimental fluff but it really
1411
01:18:58,967 --> 01:19:00,459
happened that way.
1412
01:19:00,635 --> 01:19:03,401
And it's too important to alter or make edgier.
1413
01:19:03,705 --> 01:19:06,071
Hearing that Joey had passed his behavior on
1414
01:19:06,141 --> 01:19:08,609
to Scooter like avenereal disease made me wonder what
1415
01:19:08,677 --> 01:19:11,771
had I just given to Andrew and where would that end?
1416
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:15,072
So I guess the old guy couldn't change your mind .
1417
01:19:18,186 --> 01:19:19,983
It's not my mind that needs to be changed .
1418
01:19:20,055 --> 01:19:21,420
So what if you guys aren't boyfriends,
1419
01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:23,050
it doesn't mean you have to move out.
1420
01:19:23,391 --> 01:19:24,358
You don't understand .
1421
01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:25,895
I totally understand .
1422
01:19:26,061 --> 01:19:26,993
If it's worth anything,
1423
01:19:27,062 --> 01:19:28,430
I didn't go out while you were gone.
1424
01:19:28,830 --> 01:19:30,889
Now what am I supposed to do? Huh?
1425
01:19:32,234 --> 01:19:34,113
Some role model .
1426
01:19:34,236 --> 01:19:35,828
You don't need a role model .
1427
01:19:37,139 --> 01:19:38,936
You need a good friend .
1428
01:19:39,893 --> 01:19:40,838
You have X.
1429
01:19:44,012 --> 01:19:45,741
X sucks without you .
1430
01:19:49,217 --> 01:19:51,151
Joey had passed over Scooter.
1431
01:19:51,219 --> 01:19:53,056
Scooter had passed over Blondie.
1432
01:19:53,355 --> 01:19:55,269
A triangle of back-up plans.
1433
01:19:55,557 --> 01:19:57,716
All three were nice, deserving guys.
1434
01:19:57,826 --> 01:19:59,435
What the fuck were they waiting for?
1435
01:20:00,095 --> 01:20:01,570
What am I waiting for?
1436
01:20:03,198 --> 01:20:06,964
Wait, I need to plan this out.
1437
01:20:15,377 --> 01:20:16,605
What are you doing down here?
1438
01:20:17,045 --> 01:20:19,104
In that single moment, my defenses told me to say
1439
01:20:19,441 --> 01:20:21,000
''None of your business. ''
1440
01:20:21,049 --> 01:20:22,239
End this once and for all.
1441
01:20:22,317 --> 01:20:24,080
Retreat and lick my wounds in private.
1442
01:20:24,152 --> 01:20:25,176
Let him move out.
1443
01:20:25,253 --> 01:20:26,400
Screw these questions.
1444
01:20:26,555 --> 01:20:28,750
Maybe date Joey, my back-up plan.
1445
01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,416
But I took a chance and said
1446
01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:31,584
Waiting for you .
1447
01:20:33,762 --> 01:20:34,922
That's when he took me.
1448
01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:39,155
Almost.
1449
01:20:41,770 --> 01:20:46,628
I've been thinking about it and I want to be with you .
1450
01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:51,669
But I want to pay you .
1451
01:20:51,746 --> 01:20:53,995
You can't afford me.
1452
01:20:54,883 --> 01:20:58,785
Which is why I demand a reduced rate, seeing how
1453
01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:02,756
I'd be your lover with extra responsibilities and all
1454
01:21:08,063 --> 01:21:09,894
At that instant I decided it didn't matter
1455
01:21:09,965 --> 01:21:11,611
what we did outside this moment.
1456
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:13,062
As long as we could have moments like this,
1457
01:21:13,134 --> 01:21:14,511
it was worth hanging on.
1458
01:21:14,636 --> 01:21:16,604
My hustling, his open door policy.
1459
01:21:16,671 --> 01:21:18,104
They meant nothing in this moment
1460
01:21:24,813 --> 01:21:27,111
If this felt so right we should go for it
1461
01:21:27,182 --> 01:21:28,912
and see where the pieces fell
1462
01:21:29,618 --> 01:21:31,805
What happens when you meet Mr.Right too soon?
1463
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:34,072
You grab him .
1464
01:21:34,256 --> 01:21:36,190
There's no such thing as too soon
1465
01:21:42,030 --> 01:21:43,187
Note the new furniture.
1466
01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:45,044
That means this is some time later.
1467
01:21:45,433 --> 01:21:47,731
Andrew still makes my knees knock and my heart thud,
1468
01:21:47,802 --> 01:21:50,160
even when he brings up the old arguments about hustling
1469
01:21:50,672 --> 01:21:52,206
Eventually I'll stop.
1470
01:21:52,474 --> 01:21:53,964
I've got a sizeable nest egg, and the stocks
1471
01:21:54,042 --> 01:21:56,282
I told Andrew's dad about were no bullshit.
1472
01:21:56,411 --> 01:21:59,201
Andrew isn't playing around so much anymore either.
1473
01:21:59,347 --> 01:22:02,441
Funny, at this point I don't really care.
1474
01:22:02,517 --> 01:22:04,112
I know where his heart lies.
1475
01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:07,180
Gregory is now my friend and no longer a disciple.
1476
01:22:07,255 --> 01:22:09,086
He's discovered chat rooms.
1477
01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:11,557
He still hasn't confessed his love to Renaldo,
1478
01:22:11,868 --> 01:22:13,992
but Joey's hatched a scheme to hook'em up
1479
01:22:14,202 --> 01:22:16,635
introducing Renaldo to the internet as well.
1480
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:21,166
I finally lured Joey in to attending U-Dub.
1481
01:22:21,236 --> 01:22:23,101
I took him to one of their queer functions and when
1482
01:22:23,171 --> 01:22:25,874
he saw the influx of freshmeat he was hooked.
1483
01:22:30,378 --> 01:22:32,608
I found a new turn on too.
1484
01:22:32,681 --> 01:22:34,308
Writing these confessions.
1485
01:22:34,382 --> 01:22:37,180
Selling them to magazines for folks like you.
1486
01:22:37,252 --> 01:22:39,758
Once a whore, always a whore.
1487
01:22:40,769 --> 01:22:44,489
Alex, is X here?
1488
01:22:47,429 --> 01:22:49,397
You request the services of X?
1489
01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:02,972
Call me X
1490
01:23:09,484 --> 01:23:10,917
Pleasure doing business with you .
1491
01:23:16,858 --> 01:23:17,816
Oh, fuck off.
1492
01:23:18,259 --> 01:23:19,285
It turns me on.
1493
01:23:19,494 --> 01:23:20,791
If you were ever in love, you and yours
1494
01:23:20,862 --> 01:23:22,921
handsome corny romantic thing too.
1495
01:23:30,138 --> 01:23:31,625
So, that's my confession.
1496
01:23:31,973 --> 01:23:35,431
Forgive me Father I'm guilty of the deadliest sin.
1497
01:23:35,510 --> 01:23:37,156
I'm human.
1498
01:23:37,579 --> 01:23:40,173
How many Hail Marys is that?
1499
01:23:45,175 --> 01:23:50,175
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