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for once, I agree with Gizmo.
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You do overuse
the vampiric hypnosis.
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-What? And you don't?
-I don't need to.
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I can rely on my wit and wisdom,
not cheap tricks and gambits.
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Electrical audio recording.
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Testing. One, two and...
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My point being,
I can wander about these humans
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without having
to resort to hypnosis.
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I'm a student
of the human condition,
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a psychological chameleon,
one might say.
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Well, one might also say
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that you have hypnotized your
best friend Sean many times.
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Yeah, to clear up your mess,
but I don't say anything
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that causes Sean
any kind of alarm.
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In fact, if you talk to Sean,
he'll tell you
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I'm just one of the guys.
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Well, he's my friend, too.
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That's 'cause he's a nice guy,
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which makes it
doubly embarrassing
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when you say dumb shit like,
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"I am a vampire,
I've lived for 2,000 years.
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"I like to suck-a the blood.
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"Oh, shit. I fucked up.
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I'll now have to hypnotize
the whole fucking world."
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-I don't do that.
-You do do that.
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You just said "Doo doo."
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Touché.
Can we get on with this?
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♪ Don't sing if you want
to live long ♪
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♪ They have no use
for your song ♪
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♪ You're dead, you're dead,
you're dead ♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world ♪
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♪ Now your hope and compassion
is gone ♪
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♪ You sold out your dream
to the world ♪
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♪ Stay dead, stay dead,
stay dead ♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world. ♪
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I am not imagining anything.
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Something is going very tits up
with my life.
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-In what ways?
-I don't know, Colin Robinson.
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How about, my nightclub
got destroyed by fire?
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-Which you set.
-I was drinking
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liquor blood every day
for months.
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I know, my darling, but we did
all tell you to slow down.
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-Slow down.
-We did tell you to slow down. And no one,
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none of you told me
to slow down!
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-Uh...
-And now, my poor, precious little dolly
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has got her body all mangled
and minced up.
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You did that by sitting on me.
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While you were drunk
on liquor blood.
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After we told you to slow down.
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-Yes.
-This is never going to end.
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Now, now, Nadja. There, there.
It is going to end.
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And I have just the thing
that's going to help you.
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Don't tell me, Nandor. Hypnosis.
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Uh...
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Hypnosis seems
to be Nandor's solution
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to every problem.
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And as a fellow vampire,
I find this artless,
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and even embarrassing.
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You plan to hypnotize my wife
free of all her woes?
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-No, actually.
-Really?
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What was it then?
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You know what?
The atmosphere in this room...
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-Hey...
-...is not really conducive to positive
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contributions,
so just forget it.
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-Surprise!
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I'm back.
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-Were you gone?
-Yes.
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I was gone for a while.
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I have been
sitting over there
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at the Vampiric Council
headquarters
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wondering if you guys were going
to come back.
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After a while, I just decided,
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"Maybe they forgot
I even exist!"
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Says here we're on track
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for a higher than usual level
of precipitation this month.
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- No doubt.
-Mm.
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So, what did I miss?
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What's the old gang
been up to, huh?
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Actually, I'm going to sit
in that chair in a few minutes.
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No problemo.
It's more comfortable over here.
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Any fun activities planned
for tonight?
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Yes, we're off
for a night on the town
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-with Sean and his friends.
-Ha, ha!
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Is this like a
"Come one, come all" type deal?
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Uh, not sure.
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I'll give you a ring
when I get there.
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-All right.
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-But you don't have a phone.
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That was weird, right?
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I know it's hard
to break into a vampire clique.
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Oh, no. What happened
to your little body?
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-She sat on me.
-No.
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They've never invited me
to live in the house.
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Apparently, they are not allowed
to have a fifth vampire here,
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due to some zoning regulation
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that I have never heard of.
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I was never much
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of a wine guy
when I was younger.
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-Same.
-But that's 'cause
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we were drinking to get drunk.
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Now that we're older,
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you know, you can appreciate
the concept of moderation.
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Or Charmaine told you
you better start appreciating it
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if you don't want
to keep sleeping
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on an army cot in the garage.
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-Come on.
-Whoa. Why you got to bring that up?
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Wine can of their wits
the wise beguile,
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make a sage frolic,
and the serious smile.
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Whoa! We got a fucking poet
over here.
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Classic Laz.
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Now I'd like to claim that
as my own,
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it was actually written
a long time ago by Homer.
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Oh. Homer's great.
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-Yeah. D'oh!
-Yeah. D'oh.
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-Yes!
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Wine is very cool.
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Um...
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That was... Nandor.
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-Hmm.
-Oh, me. But seriously,
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yeah, how come you guys
never drink?
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I mean, I don't think I've ever
seen you guys take a sip
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of nothing ever.
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-Uh...
-Never?
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-No?
-No.
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What's up with that?
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Actually, uh,
I drink lots of fluids.
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-Oh.
-Red fluids.
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If Nandor were to engage his
brain just once before speaking,
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he would not fall back
on hypnosis.
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Much like your wine.
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Except it is not wine.
Hmm.
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Okay.
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-What is it then?
-Um... -Um...
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I don't know why I said that.
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A real vampire uses
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wit, wisdom and charm.
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What he's trying to say is,
um, he's more
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of a Red Bull and vodka guy.
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-Oh!
-Oh! -Oh!
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-Yeah.
-Yes, yes.
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The reason
you don't see us drinking is,
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'cause we pre-gamed
before we got here very heavily.
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There you go.
Budget conscious.
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And you never see us
eat anything
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'cause I don't want
what's going down there
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to come back up here
and across your stupid faces.
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Yeah!
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See? Little charm goes
a long way.
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That was close.
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And on top of this
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bag of shit things
that keep happening to me,
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I've got no one
to talk to about it.
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I am here.
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Yes, yes,
but you know what I mean.
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I have got absolutely
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no really close
female friends anymore.
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None?
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Nope. Go figure.
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I just felt like
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we had gotten closer
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with the nightclub
and everything,
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and...
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So you're telling me
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you have no close
female friends?
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None at all.
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What do I got to do?
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It's got an ass-load of terroir.
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-What the fuck do you know,
terroir? -What do you mean?
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Nandor, uh, I don't know
whether you've noticed,
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but Gizmo seems
a bit odd lately.
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Yeah, I mean,
he's been a bit distant lately,
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but I think it's because
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I haven't given him
enough shit work.
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You know what it's like
with familiars.
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If you don't give them
enough shit work,
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then they have too much time
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to contemplate
their own pathetic existences.
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I think
it might be something else.
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I have a theory, but I could
just be imagining things.
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I don't understand
what's taking so long.
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How long did it take when
you were made into a vampire
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to fully, you know,
become a vampire?
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For me it was, like,
six to eight hours,
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but as with all things,
your mileage may vary.
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It's been three weeks.
Why am I not a vampire?
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-I should be a vampire by now.
-Maybe you are one,
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and you just don't realize it.
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Okay, hang on.
Have you tried this?
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Form of... Microchiroptera.
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-No.
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I can't do that. If I could
do that, I wouldn't be here.
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-Have you tried?
-Yes, of course, I've tried.
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Try now.
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Okay.
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Bat.
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Whoa! That is some freaky shit.
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Hey, Derek?
-Toilets!
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-It's overflowing.
-Yeah, um, I've got to...
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Hold that thought.
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Derek!
-Coming!
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I think
I have everything we need.
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For what?
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All these troubles
you're having--
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I hate to say it,
but I think it might be...
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a hex.
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Do you mean, like, a curse?
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No, no, curses are just
supernatural excuses
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people make up for being losers.
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Hexes, on the other hand--
that's a real thing.
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Targeted harassment brought on
by your own past actions.
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-Right.
-Let's just rule it out.
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Is there anyone in your life,
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current or past,
that you have treated unkindly?
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-Nope.
-No one?
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-No.
-Never?
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-No.
-No one?
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Nope.
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-Oh, that's the way.
-Please stop fucking doing that.
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-Why? Why?
-What's wrong with you?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, boys.
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Why don't we just play nice?
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No, it's bullshit.
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That's a fucking
eight-dollar bottle of wine,
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and he's putting ice in it!
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That's what they do in France!
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-Come on. Marone.
-Easy now, fellows.
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Mikey's right.
That is what they do in France.
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What the fuck do you know
from fucking France?
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Oh! My cousin is from France.
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Your cousin is
from fucking Quebec!
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-How dare you.
-But I'm right, ain't I?
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-Ain't I? Huh?
-Quit doing the fucking chin thing.
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-Fuck you.
-Get the fuck out of--
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Hey... stop it!
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-Stop it!
-Shouldn't we, uh...?
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No, I think
let them just carry on.
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-They're having a great time.
You know, I think
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Céline Dion is from Quebec.
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- Céline who?
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Céline Dion.
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I don't know who she is.
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-Vegas showgirl, singer type.
-Is she good?
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Fucking bring it!
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-Fuck you!
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-That's not good.
-No it's not.
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That's not good at all.
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All right,
nothing to see here, everyone.
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-Maybe we should,
uh, skedaddle. -Yeah.
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-Whoops.
-You really got me.
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-Oh.
-Sorry for the ruckus, Jimmy.
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Not my name.
-We'll get this cleaned up
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00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:11,044
and squared away in no time.
253
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,614
I think
she's calling the police.
254
00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,582
Why don't you hypnotize them,
Nandor? You're so fond of that.
255
00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,317
I don't think
that will be necessary.
256
00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:19,520
Maybe you fellas
should apologize to Jimmy.
257
00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:21,455
-Not my name.
Sorry, Jimmy. -And offer
258
00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:22,489
-to pay for the window.
-Yo!
259
00:10:22,523 --> 00:10:24,091
-Shit.
-Who the fuck's
260
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,493
-this bonanza?
-Oh, go, go, go!
261
00:10:26,527 --> 00:10:28,729
-What's going on here, fellas?
-Officer, thank goodness.
262
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,631
This window-- it exploded,
263
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:33,333
and it nearly blew the asses
off these guys.
264
00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:36,336
-What guys?
-These guys. The, uh...
265
00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:38,105
Uh...
266
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,040
-You need some help?
- No, I got this.
267
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,176
There were these guys.
This much we know.
268
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:44,044
But there was also this window,
269
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,213
-and the, uh...
-Mikey?
270
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:49,249
-I...
-Oh, fuck off, Terry. It was an accident.
271
00:10:49,283 --> 00:10:51,585
Whatever, Mikey.
I'm filing a report.
272
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,787
Hold on there. Do you two fellas
know each other?
273
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,056
Yeah, Terry, Seany,
274
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,025
Frank and I-- we all went
to high school together.
275
00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,561
Oh, so this is Terry?
These fellas-- they speak
276
00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:02,196
very highly of you.
277
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,431
-This guy?
Get the fuck out of here. -No.
278
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,233
It's absolutely true.
279
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,235
I've waited a long time
280
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:11,038
to meet the world-famous
Terry from high school.
281
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,506
And now I have,
and I'll tell you something.
282
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:14,575
I'm not disappointed.
283
00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:16,310
-For real?
-Oh, yes.
284
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,511
-Shit. That's good.
-Just a bit of charm.
285
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,179
And I'll wager
286
00:11:19,213 --> 00:11:21,348
not many constables could think
of a creative way out
287
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,617
of this particular predicament,
288
00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,252
and that's because
they're not Terry.
289
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,190
Sean, I don't know
what you're doing down there,
290
00:11:30,224 --> 00:11:32,059
but it doesn't look
like a good idea.
291
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:35,162
Hey, Terry, see you next fall.
292
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,296
-Come on, book it. Let's go.
-Shit.
293
00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:38,465
-All right.
-Eat shit and die, Terry.
294
00:11:38,499 --> 00:11:40,467
-
- Where did you get those chains?
295
00:11:40,501 --> 00:11:42,102
-From the car.
-What car?
296
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,637
-Right over here!
-Here.
297
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:46,173
Get in, losers!
We're going shopping!
298
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,243
No, no, no, no, no,
don't steal my car!
299
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,445
You stole my car back in school!
300
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,180
You sold me that piece of shit!
301
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,183
-Drive on, motherfuckers.
302
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,558
Eat shit, Terry!
303
00:12:10,531 --> 00:12:12,299
Am I needed for this bit,
304
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,301
or can I just take a nap
while you do your--
305
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,302
Shh! Honestly.
306
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,571
It's this way?
307
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,174
Is it this way?
I'm listening.
308
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:21,608
No, no. Oh.
309
00:12:21,642 --> 00:12:23,343
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
310
00:12:23,377 --> 00:12:26,213
It's here.
311
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,451
-Is this yours?
-No,
312
00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:33,787
but, no, I know this woman.
313
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:36,723
This is Yiaya Neikia.
In Antipaxos,
314
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,026
this is a very bad-luck woman.
315
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,427
A real shit-stirrer.
316
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,764
How did this get here?
317
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:46,099
That ought to do it.
318
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,735
Oh, my.
319
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,737
What?!
320
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,506
Oh.
321
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,174
This shriveled bitch!
322
00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:59,646
Now that really ought
to do it.
323
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:02,049
Um...
324
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,184
-Oh, my...
What?!
325
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,656
Ew-kay.
326
00:13:09,690 --> 00:13:12,659
This is a little bit
really bad, isn't it?
327
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,636
Didn't feel a thing.
328
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:23,637
Think I went out of bounds.
329
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,039
-Jesus.
330
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,708
Everybody good?
331
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:30,377
-Holy shit.
-Hey, look, I didn't even spill my wine.
332
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,647
-Nice.
-That was some GTA5 shit.
333
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,516
Yo, yo, Mikey, Mikey,
you got a little cut.
334
00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:37,384
That's gonna be a good scar
in the morning.
335
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,785
-Yeah. Go ahead.
- Say, boys.
336
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,420
I've got a great idea.
337
00:13:40,454 --> 00:13:43,690
What say we... call it a night?
338
00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:46,426
Laszlo makes a good point.
Maybe we should all just
339
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:49,029
-go home and go to bed?
Oh! Look what I found!
340
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,031
-Look what I found.
-Oh! -Oh!
341
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,300
-Nice!
-Breaker 1-9, Breaker 1-9.
342
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,102
This is Rubber Duck.
343
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,436
-That's a good reference.
-Yeah.
344
00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:57,571
-10-4, yeah.
That's nothing.
345
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,039
Look what I found.
346
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,674
-Whoa.
347
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,109
Why don't you
put that back in the car?
348
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,277
Laz is right.
349
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,012
We got to tell Terry about that.
350
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,047
Cop's not supposed
to lose his gun.
351
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,715
It's real bad.
I saw it in a movie once.
352
00:14:08,749 --> 00:14:10,784
Yeah, we should leave the gun,
353
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,053
-go home and go to bed.
Empty the bullets, dipshit.
354
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,722
You know, that's a felony--
to have a loaded weapon?
355
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,293
Very loud.
356
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,761
What the fuck are you doing?
357
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:21,762
You told me
to get rid of the bullets.
358
00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:25,165
-I said, empty the clip!
-That's what I'm doing!
359
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,167
-See? Now it's empty,
360
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:29,036
-idiot.
-Oh, shit. Terry snitched.
361
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,305
-Oh. Shit.
-We got to hit the bricks.
362
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:34,408
Go, go, go.
Come on, boys, let's go!
363
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,012
You're not coming?
364
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,581
Well, if you want
to be a coward, Nandor.
365
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,783
Freeze!
Put your hands up.
366
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:44,551
-Hands where we can see them.
-Uh, no, not really. I just thought maybe
367
00:14:44,585 --> 00:14:46,186
it's what you wanted to do. Hi.
368
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,421
-Shit. There's a lot of them.
-Stay there, stay there.
369
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,056
-Evening.
-Evening, gentlemen.
370
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,457
I'm sure you're wondering
371
00:14:50,491 --> 00:14:52,759
what are those two chaps doing
with one of our cars?
372
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:54,661
Firstly, there were these guys.
373
00:14:54,695 --> 00:14:56,029
-Ah.
-This much we know.
374
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:59,099
But, also,
there was this window.
375
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,435
Uh...
376
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,437
-Nandor, would you mind
if I dealt with this? -Would you?
377
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,405
Now, tell me something, fellas.
378
00:15:05,439 --> 00:15:09,443
Is it true what they say
about Staten Island policemen?
379
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:14,448
-Well.
-Well.
380
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:17,518
-You tried.
-Yup.
381
00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:20,120
Not one of my finest moments.
382
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,455
I think
this could be a situation
383
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,423
where hypnosis is warranted.
384
00:15:23,457 --> 00:15:25,225
I think you're right.
385
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:27,261
Go ahead.
386
00:15:28,729 --> 00:15:30,564
No, well, you see,
there's a problem there.
387
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,633
Um...
388
00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:34,434
I'm not very good at hypnosis.
389
00:15:34,468 --> 00:15:36,637
Sorry. I didn't catch that.
390
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,305
I said, I'm not very good
at hypnosis.
391
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,573
I never have been good at it,
392
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,441
and I don't think
I ever will be.
393
00:15:41,475 --> 00:15:44,311
-Nonsense.
-Well, it's not.
394
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:47,447
I mean, I can hypnotize Sean,
but only with your help.
395
00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:49,449
And only
'cause his brain's fucked.
396
00:15:49,483 --> 00:15:53,453
I should also admit that I've
been envious of your skills,
397
00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:56,690
which I think is the reason why
I take the piss out of you.
398
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,692
Much as it pains me to say this,
399
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,295
if anyone can get us out
of this situation, Nandor,
400
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,329
I think it will be you.
401
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,299
Okay, then.
402
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:08,702
I will fix.
403
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:12,005
Guards!
404
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:14,107
So...
405
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:17,144
I am hexed, which...
is not great.
406
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,680
There is writing
on the hex picture,
407
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:21,582
but I haven't read
the Antipaxon language
408
00:16:21,615 --> 00:16:23,116
in hundreds of years, so...
409
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,156
I am a little bit rusty.
410
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,558
Could you maybe help translate
this picture
411
00:16:31,592 --> 00:16:33,026
-using your gray box?
-Sure.
412
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,429
So I had to get Colin Robinson
413
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,264
to help me translate
on his computer machine.
414
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:40,300
And he told me something,
which, quite frankly,
415
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,436
blew my mind apart.
416
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,771
Or you could just walk down
to Little Antipaxos
417
00:16:44,805 --> 00:16:47,007
and have someone translate it
for you.
418
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,643
Wh-Which? There is
a Little Antipaxos? What?
419
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,145
Oh, yeah, not too far from here,
420
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,114
just above Little Italy.
421
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,650
That's the great melting pot
of America for you.
422
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,319
-The broad mosaic.
-No, no, shut up.
423
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,455
Are you saying
there is a Little Antipaxos
424
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,190
right here on Staten Island?
425
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,159
It's only, like,
a four-block-by-two-block area,
426
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,161
but it's there.
427
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:17,638
So much cheap crap and old fish.
428
00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:20,541
It's like looking out the window
of my childhood home.
429
00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:22,509
There is, in Staten Island,
430
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:25,312
a neighborhood known
as "Little Antipaxos"!
431
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,315
It is where all the Antipaxons
432
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,317
who come to America work
and live
433
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,518
and laugh and love.
434
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:32,519
I'm Nadja.
435
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,424
Three for joy.
436
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,660
Look!
This is the beach of Voutoumi!
437
00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:42,563
I tried to lose my virginity
here so many times.
438
00:17:42,596 --> 00:17:44,531
Souvlaki. Stifado!
439
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:46,300
The food of my youth!
440
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,368
Of course
the Greeks stole it from us,
441
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:49,503
and claimed it as their own,
442
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,305
but the real heads know
443
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,040
that it originally came
from Antipaxos.
444
00:17:55,209 --> 00:17:57,277
I mean, it would be wrong
not to just try a little bit.
445
00:17:57,311 --> 00:18:00,180
Mmm.
446
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,553
So worth it.
447
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,021
You can still sell that,
I think.
448
00:18:08,055 --> 00:18:09,122
Thank you.
449
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,525
Oh, this place.
450
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,428
How fucking long
have we lived here,
451
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,630
and you never thought to tell me
452
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,165
there was a
Little Antipaxos neighborhood,
453
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,033
like, half a mile
from our house?!
454
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:21,235
You never asked.
455
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,173
Oh, look.
456
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,442
A shitty diner just like
my theía used to run.
457
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,143
Come on.
458
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,256
What did he say?
What did he say?
459
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,558
It is an Antipaxon thing.
460
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:51,431
-What does the writing say?
-Oh, um,
461
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:54,034
she says it says, "A simple act
462
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:56,770
"of kindness, compassion
and friendship
463
00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:00,040
will remove the hexes
that is on top of your head."
464
00:19:01,742 --> 00:19:03,577
Starting now, this a new me.
465
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:07,114
Kind, welcoming, inclusive,
sensitive
466
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,682
to the feelings of others.
467
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,318
What, what?
468
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,553
Oh, it's very complicated.
469
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:15,055
I-I don't think
you can understand.
470
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:24,431
No, I cannot say
I have heard of this before.
471
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:27,401
-This fellow you speak of.
-Derek. Derek's friend.
472
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,502
Uh, you wouldn't
have met him. -Yeah,
473
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,304
-because he lives in Canada.
-Yes.
474
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:35,042
Ah. So, he was turned
into a vampire
475
00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:38,545
by a vampire,
but does not yet seem
476
00:19:38,579 --> 00:19:41,048
to be a vampire?
477
00:19:41,081 --> 00:19:42,316
Yeah, that's about the size
of it, yeah.
478
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,418
But, um, does that happen?
479
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:45,686
Uh... uh...
480
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,167
Neither of us have ever heard
of such a thing.
481
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,002
-Mm.
-Mm. Okay.
482
00:20:07,341 --> 00:20:10,377
Oh. Could work, I suppose.
483
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,045
-What could work?
-He says maybe
484
00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:16,316
repeat the turning process
with a different vampire.
485
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:19,319
Of course, that could make
your friend a vampire-and-a-half
486
00:20:19,353 --> 00:20:21,255
or a double vampire,
487
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,023
but who gives a shit?
I don't know this freak.
488
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:29,096
Let us see what happens
when you turn a vampire twice.
489
00:20:29,129 --> 00:20:31,098
Jonathan is my neighbor.
490
00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:33,300
He used to run his leaf blower
491
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,769
all the day long
while I was trying to sleep.
492
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,172
So, I turned him into a vampire,
and now we're all good.
493
00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:40,774
-My Liege.
-Oh.
494
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:45,179
How sweet. Arise, Jonathan.
We need your help.
495
00:20:45,212 --> 00:20:48,715
-Your wish is my command,
My Liege. -Oh. Boop.
496
00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:54,054
Okay, so since
I already turned Jonathan,
497
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,657
I guess, uh...
Yes, Derek, is it?
498
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,091
-Uh, yes, sir.
-Right.
499
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:01,161
Bite Jonathan and drink
some of his blood. Mm.
500
00:21:01,195 --> 00:21:05,365
-Okay, um... Hi. Uh, Derek.
-Mm. Mm.
501
00:21:05,399 --> 00:21:08,769
-Just gonna...
-Very good.
502
00:21:08,802 --> 00:21:12,306
Now Jonathan,
have a taste of Derek's blood.
503
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:16,410
-Ah, okay.
504
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,012
Very nice.
Thank you, gentlemen.
505
00:21:19,046 --> 00:21:22,049
So... did it work?
506
00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:24,418
Ah, how are you feeling,
Jonathan?
507
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,653
-Uh, I feel fine.
-Ah.
508
00:21:26,687 --> 00:21:28,322
I'm a little aggravated
because the motor
509
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,157
in this here edge trimmer
keeps conking--
510
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:38,298
So, at least now we know
one way that does not work.
511
00:21:38,332 --> 00:21:40,133
Huh.
512
00:21:45,072 --> 00:21:46,507
They really just gonna
513
00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:48,475
let us walk out of here?
514
00:21:48,509 --> 00:21:51,044
How'd you
pull that one off, Laz?
515
00:21:51,078 --> 00:21:53,213
Actually, Sean,
it was I who, um...
516
00:21:53,247 --> 00:21:57,117
At ease. It was I who convinced
517
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,719
your good friend Laszlo
518
00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:01,321
to, uh, use his notorious charm.
519
00:22:01,355 --> 00:22:02,723
-Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.
520
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,558
Between us, Nandor,
521
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:07,294
what did you
say to them back there?
522
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,630
I just said that
we had solved all the crimes
523
00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:11,698
that Sean and his pals
had committed.
524
00:22:11,732 --> 00:22:13,700
And, also, I got them
525
00:22:13,734 --> 00:22:15,169
to give their friend Terry
526
00:22:15,202 --> 00:22:17,037
-a little promotion.
-Oh, really? Great.
527
00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,606
And, just for funsies,
I told them
528
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,309
that I was
Captain Sully Sullenberger,
529
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:25,345
and you were the gentleman
with the moustache
530
00:22:25,379 --> 00:22:27,314
in that cop show that you like.
531
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,049
Thomas Selleck in Blue Bloods?
532
00:22:29,082 --> 00:22:30,584
-That's it!
-Good move.
533
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:32,319
-Look. There's Terry.
- Hi, Terry.
534
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:35,088
-Terry! Captain Dumbfuck.
- Well done, Nandor.
535
00:22:35,122 --> 00:22:37,558
Reporting for duty.
536
00:22:37,591 --> 00:22:40,027
I think I'll just
have the tak...
537
00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:42,229
-Tak... tak...
-Tzat... tzatziki.
538
00:22:42,262 --> 00:22:43,697
-I'll get it. Tack...
-Tzat...
539
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:48,035
Tacky. Tacky.
Uh, but without the, uh, yogurt.
540
00:22:55,776 --> 00:23:00,781
Halt!
541
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:02,316
That was great.
542
00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:08,088
At ease.
543
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,358
-At ease. At ease.
-Ah. There he is.
544
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,427
At ease.
545
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,229
-At ease. At ease.
-Hold on.
546
00:23:15,262 --> 00:23:16,497
No, no, no, I'm with them.
I'm with them.
547
00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:18,298
Gizmo, I need a word with you.
548
00:23:18,332 --> 00:23:20,200
-Okay.
-Coppers, fuck off.
549
00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:22,503
Yes, sir!
Thank you, Mr. Selleck!
550
00:23:22,536 --> 00:23:24,037
I think it's about time
you came clean.
551
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:26,073
About what?
552
00:23:26,106 --> 00:23:28,208
Well, the others aren't
as observant as I am.
553
00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:30,077
But you've been off recently.
554
00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:31,478
And I've been watching you.
555
00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:34,314
-Uh-huh.
-Yeah.
556
00:23:34,348 --> 00:23:36,717
I think we got
a bit of a problem, Gizmo.
557
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:39,052
The longer you keep it a secret,
558
00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:40,320
it's gonna remain a problem.
559
00:23:41,555 --> 00:23:43,423
I felt like I had
no other choice, okay?
560
00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,560
I mean, Nandor's been
promising to make me a vampire
561
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,195
for 12 years, and it's
never come true, all right?
562
00:23:48,228 --> 00:23:50,564
So, like, Derek, he was
right there, he's a vampire,
563
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,733
-so of course
I was gonna take-- Yeah. -Whoa, whoa.
564
00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:54,735
I asked Derek to make me into
a vampire, but I regretted it
565
00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:56,370
-the second
it happened because-- -What the fuck?
566
00:23:56,403 --> 00:23:57,738
I thought you said
you figured it out.
567
00:23:57,771 --> 00:23:59,439
No!
568
00:23:59,473 --> 00:24:00,674
I just thought
you had the shits.
569
00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:03,477
I was gonna tell you to steer
clear of the breakfast burritos.
570
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,646
Too much of the chilaquiles.
571
00:24:05,679 --> 00:24:08,115
You let someone,
who isn't your master,
572
00:24:08,148 --> 00:24:09,583
turn you into a vampire?
573
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:10,717
You fucking idiot.
574
00:24:10,751 --> 00:24:12,386
I know, okay, I know.
575
00:24:12,419 --> 00:24:13,720
And it seems to be taking
forever to take full effect.
576
00:24:13,754 --> 00:24:15,088
And I don't know
what to do, okay?
577
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:16,456
So please,
please don't tell Nandor.
578
00:24:16,490 --> 00:24:17,591
Tell Nandor?
579
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,359
This is the greatest humiliation
580
00:24:19,393 --> 00:24:21,295
for any vampire.
581
00:24:21,328 --> 00:24:23,330
I don't know if he would
even survive it.
582
00:24:26,233 --> 00:24:28,368
All right, I've got an idea.
583
00:24:28,402 --> 00:24:30,304
But you've got to do exactly
what I tell you.
584
00:24:30,337 --> 00:24:32,039
Okay, yes, of course.
585
00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:34,041
Despite the fact that you've
already been bitten
586
00:24:34,074 --> 00:24:35,742
by a vampire, I could persuade
587
00:24:35,776 --> 00:24:38,111
Nandor to bite you again.
588
00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:40,280
No one'd be any the wiser.
589
00:24:43,116 --> 00:24:44,585
I don't think that's gonna work.
590
00:24:44,618 --> 00:24:46,486
You don't?
591
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,455
Well, then you're fucked.
592
00:24:50,491 --> 00:24:53,594
♪ I just went to a funeral ♪
593
00:24:53,627 --> 00:24:57,464
♪ I just said my goodbyes ♪
594
00:24:57,498 --> 00:25:00,567
♪ I just felt
the cold hand of death ♪
595
00:25:00,601 --> 00:25:03,737
♪ Pass before my eyes ♪
596
00:25:06,139 --> 00:25:07,574
♪ Yeah, he's dead ♪
597
00:25:07,608 --> 00:25:09,176
♪ He is dead ♪
598
00:25:09,209 --> 00:25:11,078
♪ He's dead, Granny ♪
599
00:25:11,111 --> 00:25:12,713
-♪ He's dead ♪
-♪ Dead ♪
600
00:25:12,746 --> 00:25:14,448
-♪ He's dead now ♪
-♪ Oh, he's dead ♪
601
00:25:14,481 --> 00:25:16,583
♪ I'm in the oxygen
you breathe ♪
602
00:25:16,617 --> 00:25:19,453
♪ And I'm in the cayenne
on your sleeve ♪
603
00:25:19,486 --> 00:25:22,122
♪ I'm on the outside
and the inside ♪
604
00:25:22,155 --> 00:25:24,291
♪ At the same time ♪
605
00:25:24,324 --> 00:25:27,161
♪ I'm in the sunshine
on your face ♪
606
00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:30,097
♪ I'm in a very funky place ♪
607
00:25:30,130 --> 00:25:33,700
♪ I'm in a dead dog's brain,
rotting on the highway line ♪
608
00:25:33,734 --> 00:25:35,469
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh. ♪
609
00:25:35,519 --> 00:25:40,069
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