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"A Farce"
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Brother Blood, is nearby, Titans.
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If we don't stop him, our
beloved city will be destroyed.
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Fan out and find him!
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He's not in here!
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He's not in here either!
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All clear!
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We have to find him
before he destroys the city.
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Before I destroy the city?
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Brother Blood.
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Look upon the damage
you have wrought, Titans!
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Well, sometimes you have to do
what's wrong to do what's right.
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This is millions of
dollars in property damage.
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Enough of the talk!
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Don't you see, Titans?
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You are the real menace to Jump City.
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- And that's why I've lured you here.
- Uh, what's lured mean?
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It's a fancy way of
saying this is a trap.
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A trap?
Nice one. I did not see that coming.
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Up high, BB.
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Okay.
Up high. Way to go, dude.
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Now, it's time for the Teen Titans
to answer for their crimes.
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What... What is this?
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This...
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...is the trial of the Titans!
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- This is an outrage.
- This is a farce!
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- Yes, Titans.
- Unacceptable.
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- Are you done?
- Hmm.
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All rise, for Judge Brain.
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Teen Titans!
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You stand accused of the
careless destruction of Jump City.
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If you are found guilty, you
will be sentenced... to death.
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- Death?
- Oh, that's the worst!
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I can handle that.
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The prosecution can proceed
with its opening statement.
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Ladies and gentlemen of
the jury, I intend to prove
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that the Teen Titans are not
the protectors of Jump City,
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as they claim.
In their pursuit of justice,
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they destroy everything in their path
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with careless disregard
for the safety of the city.
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They, not we, are the true villains.
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He is the right.
We are the monsters!
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- We make me sick!
- Guilty! So guilty!
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Lock us up!
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Lock us up! Lock us up!
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Quiet!
What is wrong with you?
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- He made a compelling argument, yo.
- You call that compelling?
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Then, prepare to have
your opinion swayed by a...
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♪ Master Orator! ♪
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Ladies and gentleman of the jury,
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you are being asked to judge us today.
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And, I suppose, we're all easy to judge.
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Take me, for example.
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I'm short.
I can be obsessive at times.
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My pants are too tight.
Sure, my breath is repulsive
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and I always smell like I
just got back from the gym.
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So moist, and yes, I have some
back hair, but it's not too much.
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I nervously bite my toenails,
so they get stuck in my teeth.
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I'm so pale,
you can see my veins. Look!
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Look at my veins!
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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury, look at my veins!
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I don't know what it's like to love.
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Or to be loved...
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That's why I go to bed
at night, wondering if
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I'm going to die alone
and of course, I will.
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Anyway...
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Where was I going with this?
Oh, right.
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You can't handle the truth!
Thank you.
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Ah, I think I won them over.
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The prosecution may
call the first witness.
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The prosecution calls
Starfire, Your Honor.
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Oh, friends. What if I
say the incorrect wordings?
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We're the heroes here, Star.
We have nothing to hide.
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Just be honest.
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Tell me, Starfire, do the Titans cause
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unnecessary damage, when fighting crime?
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Oh, very much, yes.
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- Too honest!
- Your witness.
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Ms. Starfire.
I have only one question
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for you and remember
you are under oath.
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- Will you go out with me?
- No.
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And yet, you went out
with me the other day.
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- Did you not?
- As the friends.
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Am I really to believe it
wasn't as, "More than friends?"
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- Yes.
- And yet, on that same day,
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you touched my elbow.
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- That is true.
- Then just tell the truth.
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Do you love me, Star?
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- Platonically.
- Answer the question!
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Do you love me?
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- Like the brother.
- Answer the question!
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- Do you love me?
- Objection!
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On what grounds?
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On the grounds that this is
just embarrassing for everyone.
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Sustained.
Yikes.
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No further questions, Your Honor.
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The defense may proceed.
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Your Honor, I would like
to call a character witness.
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- Beast Boy.
- Oh, only if my man, Cyborg, comes too.
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- You can't do that.
- Your Honor,
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will you tell this fool
we is a package deal.
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They are a packaged deal, counsel.
Proceed.
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Whoo!
Let's take the stand, baby.
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Uh! Yeah!
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Uh-huh, that's how we do it.
I'm gonna tell the truth.
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And nothing but the truth,
so help me, help me, help me.
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Beast Boy, as a character witness
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you would say the Titans
are good people? Correct?
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Um, I would say four out of
the five Titans are good people.
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Wouldn't you agree, Cy?
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I believe that is an
accurate statement, yes.
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Four of the five?
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Well, there's one Titan,
and I'm not naming names,
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but his name is Robin, and
he's a real butt sometimes.
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Objection!
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You cannot object.
They are your witnesses.
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Oh, you can't object, Robin.
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Order in the court!
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I'll have a cheeseburger and fries! Oh!
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- Order!
- Give me a strawberry shake!
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Oh!
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Shake it, shake it shake it!
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We will take a short recess.
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I think it's going well out there.
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- It has been the good life, friends.
- We had a solid run.
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I'm gonna miss you
so much, little buddy.
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Oh, bro. I love you and
I'll always love you.
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Keep it together, Titans.
I've got an ace up my sleeve.
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I've seen enough courtroom
drama movies to know juries
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don't care about facts.
They just want a good show.
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And that's what I'm going to give them.
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How are you going to put on a show, bro?
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- Can you do a New York accent?
- What's it to you?
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And do you know anything about cars?
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Yeah.
My grandfather was a mechanic.
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My two uncles were mechanics,
and my father was a mechanic,
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before he became an
interdimensional demon.
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Great. Just follow my lead.
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So, Robin, are you ready
to confess to your crimes?
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Never.
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Your Honor, I'd like to
call one last witness.
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Raven.
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Ms. Raven.
Can you tell me what this is?
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It's a 1971 Skyhawk.
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- Don't forget the accent.
- Oh.
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It's a 1971 Skyhawk.
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And is there any way that
this car made these tire marks?
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Absolutely not.
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Ha-ha. I find it hard to
believe you can know that,
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- just by looking at these pictures.
- Would you like me to explain?
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- Ooh, I would love to hear this.
- Objection. This is irrelevant.
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Overruled! I'd like to
see where this is going.
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There's no way a 1971
Skyhawk made those tire marks.
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See how they're uniform and flat?
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How could she tell all that
just by looking at a picture?
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Who cares!
The jury is eating this up.
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Look at the chemistry.
This is entertainment.
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...only one other car had the same body,
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weight and wheel base as the Skyhawk.
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And that was, the Enfield Hurricane.
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Thank you, Raven.
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No more questions.
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The jury has reached a decision.
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I did it!
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Guilty.
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