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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:16,120 Harley King 2 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:17,280 what's new in your life 3 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:18,480 what's up I don't know 4 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,320 I don't know that anything's really new you know 5 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,200 anything exciting to go with you the last couple 6 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,360 because you shop for dog for 7 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:25,560 not too long ago 8 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:26,960 I think it was over this 9 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:27,720 I think it was in like 10 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:28,800 July actually 11 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:30,720 dog for it was my hundredth porn scene 12 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:31,880 and that was 7 13 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:32,560 8 months ago 14 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,320 so you haven't been off dog fart in a while 15 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:37,040 I know I know oh yeah 16 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,640 and today you're here to suck a lot of dick 17 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:39,800 I hear you so much dick 18 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:40,800 you love sucking dick 19 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,400 I love sucking dick 20 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,880 it's my favorite thing 21 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,200 but yeah it was probably not that 22 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,800 I wasn't good at sucking dicks till I started porn 23 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,720 because I remember you had a really bad gag reflex 24 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:51,960 and I remember when I started porn 25 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:52,560 I would like 26 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:53,800 see like clips my videos 27 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,000 I don't watch my own porn 28 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:55,800 not my thing 29 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,360 but the stuff I would see 30 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:59,040 it wasn't bad by any means 31 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,080 like hot girl sucking dick cool 32 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,680 but it wasn't like 33 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,680 give it and I'm 34 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:06,600 I used to be an athlete 35 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,520 so I'm very 36 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:08,200 like competitive 37 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,640 and I don't like to do things I'm not good at 38 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,080 and I didn't really like sucking dick 39 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:11,520 so I was like 40 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,440 I'm gonna get really fucking good at it 41 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:14,400 so how yes I did 42 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,960 yeah but obviously at a practice 43 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:16,960 so I did well 44 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:17,680 like did you 45 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:18,720 watch videos 46 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,800 like I was girls that were really good at practice 47 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,440 no no no um 48 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,000 I think a lot of my thing was like 49 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,720 I knew my gag reflex could use work 50 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:27,280 and it like 51 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,400 wasn't like 52 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,880 a wet enough blowjob 53 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,400 so I would um 54 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,200 like a good way to train your gag reflex 55 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:33,680 ways like you know 56 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:34,600 when you brush your tongue and you 57 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:35,880 like gag like 58 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,640 you go until you're about to gag 59 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:38,520 and then you stop 60 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,360 and then you kind of just keep 61 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,240 like over time 62 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,160 like keep doing that 63 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,520 like testing the gag reflex 64 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:43,960 but not like 65 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,840 triggering it with the toothbrush 66 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,240 yeah that's an easy way to do it 67 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,240 unless you just like that 68 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,200 dildos laying around at home 69 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:49,880 like I do which 70 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:50,920 obviously like 71 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:52,560 just gagging on dildos enough 72 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,720 until you eventually don't really gag as much anymore 73 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:57,200 I it's nice to gag a little bit so I 74 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,680 the gag reflex is still there but yeah 75 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,560 but you say you can work with cucumbers 76 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:02,560 or whatever is around 77 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,160 if you were deprived of dildos 78 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,760 see I I don't like the whole cucumber thing 79 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,960 like it looks cute and what not 80 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:10,400 but have you ever felt a cucumber 81 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:10,920 it's got like 82 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:11,400 little like 83 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,040 spikies on it 84 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,040 like it's not shaved 85 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,520 you can shave it but like 86 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:15,920 why would I do that 87 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:17,280 for practicing 88 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:18,760 yeah but like I 89 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,480 I would just rather use a toothbrush 90 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:21,160 my fingers are 91 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,120 like a dildo 92 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,080 gotcha okay 93 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,080 I'm not trying to be on here 94 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,640 shaving a cucumber to choke on you 95 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:26,520 so leave a little much 96 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,040 so when you were first sucking cock 97 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,320 were you just doing the 98 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,080 have you the balls to shaft 99 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,240 um yeah when I was 100 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,280 like a newbie 101 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,000 sucking dick 102 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,840 pre porn um I 103 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:38,960 it was nothing crazy going on 104 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:40,880 probably handless 105 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,360 almost entirely 106 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:43,960 a lot of gagging 107 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,000 I would suck on the balls 108 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,200 just so I could stop gagging for a minute 109 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:50,440 but yeah I didn't do anything crazy until like 110 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:51,720 after I started 111 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,120 now you're busting out the harmonica and everything 112 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,120 now I'm doing all the shit yeah 113 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,640 eating ass doing all the things 114 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,600 wait how how long you been doing for 115 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,760 um I just hit two years last month now 116 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,520 how did you get into for um 117 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,640 so a girl that I knew 118 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:12,760 like people 119 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,800 I was doing onlyfans full time at this point 120 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,280 um I decided that I wanted to drop out of college 121 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,000 so I was doing 122 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,680 I was just doing onlyfans 123 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,040 and she was in porn 124 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:21,640 and I was like okay 125 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:22,680 tell me about that 126 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,080 cause I needed to pay my taxes 127 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,760 you know um 128 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,680 and she was telling me about it whatever 129 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,560 I talked to a recruiter with who she was with 130 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,480 did not like him 131 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:31,440 the vibes were kind of bad 132 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,840 so I like was like whatever 133 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,320 and then she switch agencies to who I'm with now 134 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,240 and I met my agent that way 135 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:38,440 loved his energy 136 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,840 loved talking with him about it and I was like fuck it 137 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,040 sure so yeah 138 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,280 I signed a contract that night 139 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,640 and I flew out two weeks later but 140 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,720 yeah I was talking about your boyfriend or what 141 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,280 when I started onlyfans 142 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:57,840 I had like a long term boyfriend um 143 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,440 and I was doing like solo stuff 144 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,480 I was like fucking him 145 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:01,840 sucking his dick or whatever 146 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,120 but then we broke up because um 147 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,120 I was gonna say because 148 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,440 but I shouldn't say that um 149 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,000 and then I was just kind of fucking like the 150 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,120 like local college kids 151 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,720 I would pay them a cut of like whatever it was 152 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,240 but you were going to college 153 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:14,760 yeah what was your major 154 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,520 um athletic training 155 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:17,880 okay cause you're an athlete 156 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:18,760 you said back in high yeah 157 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,920 I wanted to take ankles for baseball players for living 158 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:21,840 that was my goal 159 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,000 Major League Baseball yeah 160 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,440 so you do like kinesiology and stuff or um 161 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:26,320 no athletic training 162 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:29,000 so it's like the like trainers that are with the team 163 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,200 like on the field 164 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:30,640 on the court 165 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:31,960 whatever that are like wow 166 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,840 doing the stuff there 167 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:34,680 okay that's cool 168 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:35,880 so what state is this 169 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,240 Arizona or Kansas 170 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:38,680 Kansas yeah 171 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,440 that's where I'm from wow yep 172 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,440 that's why I like corn fed 173 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:44,680 and because I used to be a powerlifter 174 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:45,920 so I got a lot of 175 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,200 you were a powerlifter 176 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,200 yeah national champion yeah 177 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:50,440 are you fucking with it 178 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:51,400 that is so cool 179 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,840 were you wrestling too 180 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,080 no I really wanted to wrestle 181 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,520 but my cheer coach wouldn't let me 182 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,200 you were also a cheerleader 183 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,320 yeah really 184 00:04:58,640 --> 00:04:59,480 yeah so autumns 185 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,280 obviously you were on the bottom of the pyramid 186 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:02,200 um I was all the things 187 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,200 cause I was really good 188 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,400 really but did they lay in the bottom of your lake 189 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,680 sir um yeah 190 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,640 like in high school 191 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,560 I was usually a base more often but um 192 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:13,960 I was also a flyer for like 193 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:14,920 for my competitive team 194 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:15,760 I was always on the bottom 195 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,360 cause I was strong yeah 196 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:18,880 but in high school 197 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:19,520 I would do both 198 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,440 cause I was really super fire also 199 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:26,040 those other girls must be pretty sturdy themselves 200 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:30,040 um yeah we have a lot of really strong girls on our um 201 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:31,360 call our honor 202 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,800 yeah for people that don't know 203 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,080 you gotta be pretty strong 204 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:35,280 very much so yeah 205 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:36,200 and I did it collegiately 206 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,720 too and then I 207 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:40,480 very much so yeah 208 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:41,920 it takes about the same 209 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:43,520 like the way that you think of like 210 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,040 the way wrestlers work out 211 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,400 we do the same kind of workouts like you did 212 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,640 work you to death 213 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,320 especially in like competitive cheer holy shit 214 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:52,920 the amount of endurance that you have to have 215 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,640 the amount of strength that you have to have 216 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:55,520 well also like 217 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:56,280 smiling and like 218 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:58,160 looking pretty with like fucking lipstick on 219 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,360 it's a lot so 220 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,800 so we're a lot of cheerleaders 221 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,920 kind of like into girls to lesbians or they all um I 222 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,400 I think as I got into college 223 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,680 we kind of started developing more into our selves 224 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,040 yeah but I wasn't 225 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:12,720 you could I know 226 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,600 I hate to say that I never like 227 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:15,520 fucked any of my teammates 228 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:16,040 cause that's just 229 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,160 like not fun 230 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,000 but I didn't 231 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,240 so I was more into the baseball team 232 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,840 it's always the sexy guys on the baseball team 233 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,320 I love baseball players 234 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,160 if any of you are baseball players DM me 235 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,600 oh you heard that dog part numbers 236 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,200 my DMs are gonna go nuts 237 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,400 so you all the baseball players did not 238 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:32,960 Harley King 239 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:33,360 oh you know 240 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,600 spring training is in Arizona 241 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:35,760 where I live in 242 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:36,800 it's been good 243 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:37,840 to say the least 244 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,280 really so what do they do 245 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,440 is like two different parts of the Glendale Springtrain 246 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:43,080 okay they have it in Glendale 247 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,320 Peoria Phoenix 248 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,280 Scottsdale and Tempe 249 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,040 like it's just like the whole Phoenix metro area yeah 250 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,400 how many protein chips 251 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:56,200 um fifteen and then the other 15 is in Florida 252 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,880 yes ring training started at the beginning of the month 253 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:04,280 I've been to like probably 12 games at this point 254 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:09,960 and there's one team in particular who loves me so 255 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,360 really yeah 256 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,600 what team no 257 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,000 I'm not gonna say that no 258 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,480 there's only one baseball team I like 259 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,120 anyway that's all I'll give you that's the only hint 260 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,760 I didn't know you did fingernails yeah 261 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:26,560 I'll give you the hint of the colors I did 262 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,280 that's not why I painted this actually 263 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,720 a man on a completely different team 264 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,800 told me I should paint my nails red so I did 265 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,520 for the team you like 266 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:35,520 oh no the team 267 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:36,560 I like their color 268 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:37,840 they do have red in their colors 269 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,840 but the guy that told me to paint my nails red 270 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,400 his team is not has any 271 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,080 no red in it 272 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,080 so he just said 273 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:43,760 red looks good 274 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,560 yeah wow okay 275 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:46,320 so all right 276 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:47,560 so time for your story 277 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:48,520 I started in the morning 278 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,080 you do it two years 279 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,320 you said what do you see at Halloween 280 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,200 um I am 22 I will be 23 in June 281 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:56,440 wow you're so 282 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,880 baby doesn't need a baby 283 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:58,880 what do you see yourself 284 00:07:58,880 --> 00:07:59,440 I don't know 285 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,200 say it five years ago 27 286 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,160 being a mom 287 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,160 really that's my only goal in life 288 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:04,600 is to be a mom 289 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:05,200 yeah I want like 290 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,000 a wholesome little like 291 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,640 I know porn doesn't really lend itself to like 292 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:09,840 peaceful monogamy but yeah 293 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:10,480 I want to be a mom 294 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,600 have cute little kids 295 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:12,560 something wholesome 296 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,320 so what type of guy would have a chance 297 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,560 of sweeping you off your feet 298 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,680 describe your perfect husband 299 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,960 um a baseball pro 300 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:20,800 baseball player 301 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:21,440 okay I mean 302 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:22,680 that's the goal 303 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,200 okay but um 304 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,840 not necessarily 305 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,640 the only I know it's been going good 306 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,520 um but see I can't stop fucking him 307 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,520 that's the problem 308 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,160 yeah if you're fucking all of them 309 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,040 you might not get very one of them 310 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:40,800 I'm not fucking all of them 311 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,560 but like I need to stop fucking on the first date 312 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:44,040 and on dating anyway 313 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:45,440 but like I tell him I do porn 314 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,200 and then that's kind of like 315 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,040 that's a wrap 316 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,880 so yeah as soon as you do porn 317 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:49,840 they wanna fuck you 318 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,240 yeah but they call you back for more pussy 319 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,520 don't they yeah 320 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:54,720 so okay that's cool 321 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,680 so you have your phone with a baseball player yeah 322 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:58,360 um so you get free 323 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:00,280 you better be getting great tickets of your game 324 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,200 you want yeah 325 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,720 I do nice yeah 326 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,040 there's three different players on the same team who 327 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:05,880 I texted me that hey 328 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,560 will you put me some tickets at will call 329 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,240 got you well 330 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:09,640 that's cool 331 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:10,760 they send you tickets 332 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,520 I'll call you for tickets and then actually 333 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,080 wait I can't 334 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,640 I don't think I can out somebody like that 335 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,240 somebody within one of the organizations like 336 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,120 like an owner 337 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,280 I wasn't gonna say who they are 338 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:20,800 but I was like 339 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,840 I probably shouldn't give the team either but um 340 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,960 an owner of one of the teams is also very partial to me 341 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,840 very cool yeah we never 342 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:28,880 these guys do love 343 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:29,480 we never want 344 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:30,320 yeah I know 345 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,440 I almost out the team 346 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:31,760 and I was like 347 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:32,240 I should do that 348 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,360 that's still too specific 349 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:36,040 but do not do that 350 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,440 so that is so weird 351 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,800 so you wanna get married and have kids and what 352 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,000 live where wherever um 353 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:44,480 I've been thinking 354 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:45,560 I might stay in Arizona 355 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:48,080 but I also might like move to Texas at some point 356 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,600 somewhere in like the middle of nowhere 357 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:50,960 preferably something suburban 358 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:54,440 even so you don't wanna be like in LA or Miami 359 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,360 I don't wanna be there now 360 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:57,400 that's why I'm not here 361 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,160 oh no alright 362 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,480 well any final thoughts 363 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:04,080 you'd like to leave with the Dog Fart members 364 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:08,000 um I'm gonna suck a lot of dicks today 365 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 and if you wanna see it 366 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,560 stay tuned fuck yeah 22769

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