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You, Me & My Ex...

[Rowan] The paws, I can't.

[De'Andre] She missed me.
Where you going?

My name is Rowan.

And I'm De'Andre.

[Rowan] And we used to
be a cute couple.

And his mom is also
my best friend.

Question for you.

Do you'll
foresee yourselves...

You know?

My feelings are still strong.

I will love to see them
back together.

-[cell phone ringing]
-Hold on, this is E.

[De'Andre] Oh, hello.

Hi.

I am Elodie,
and I am the girlfriend.

So where's this lovely man?

So where's this lovely man?

He's actually
in Atlanta right now

with his ex.

Excuse me. What?

Can you tell them
to be quiet, please?

[Roy speaking]

We're busy.

When Roy and I divorced,
and John and Loren divorced,

John and I were married

and that's how we all ended up
here today on this couch.

John and I are separated.

[John] Girls, ladies.

Is there enough room
in that bed for me?

Now, my husband's ex-wife
moved in with me.

Now, my husband's ex-wife
moved in with me.

We are in a committed
domestic partnership.

[sighs]

[Caroline] You can see
your outline.

[Alex] Well,
if you don't look,

-you can't see it.
-Uh-huh.

-I'm Alex.
-I'm Caroline.

Hey, I'm Steve.
I'm Alex's ex. [chuckles]

-Hello.
-Hello!

[Caroline] How are you?

So, a lot has happened
since our engagement.

Well, there's something
he hasn't told you.

And we didn't share it
with anybody,

not even Steve.

We decided to elope, and...

We decided to elope, and...

we're having a baby.

-What?
-Yeah.

I'll be right back, guys.

[Stephen] No, no, no.

[upbeat country song playing]

♪ All right ♪

♪ Here we go now ♪

Shorts.

Where's the dog?

That smell good?

I don't know why
you're trying to smell good.

I don't know why
you're trying to smell good.

We're literally, like,

moving your ex-girlfriend
into our house today.

You got to dress
for success everyday.

You just got to be like,

"Hey, y'all, I'm Kenzie Lee."

No, I'm not saying that.

-It's your [bleep] name.
-No, it's not.

-This is Kenzie Lee.
-Yeah, it is.

-And this is Chelsea Nicole.
-It's Ken-zay.

Ken-zay Lee.

-[bleep] both of you.
-Ken-zay.

My name is Matt.

I'm Kenzie,
and I'm Matt's girlfriend.

I'm Chelsea,
and I'm Matt's ex-girlfriend.

I'm Chelsea,
and I'm Matt's ex-girlfriend.

And Chelsea's
moving in with us.

So we are all about to
be living together.

[Chelsea] Dog toy.

I never thought I would
live with Matt a second time,

for any length
of period, whatsoever.

Definitely not ever
with his girlfriend
in the same house.

This is the [bleep] show
I call my life.

[Matt] You said
these are clean, right?

Yeah, I washed them yesterday.

[Matt] Not that I care.

Not only is Chelsea
coming to live with us,

but we also have to
help her move in

but we also have to
help her move in

because her car
is not working right now.

[Kenzie] I'll take this side.

But it's the thought
that counts.

Where were your thoughts
when we moved into
our apartment

that my parents and I unpacked

when you were at work?

And where were your thoughts
when we moved into this house,

when me and my parents,
once again,

unpacked the whole house

while you were at work?

Oh, my God. Was he not here?

And then somehow, like,
he doesn't even move us

but he's going to help
his ex-girlfriend

-move and I get
roped into that.
-[Chelsea speaking]

I mean, Matt's at Chelsea's
every beck and call.

If she calls, he's there.

-That's--
-Yeah but I always invite you.

-That's it.
-I always invite you.

Yeah, but I don't want to go.

-We are a team.
-That's your problem,
not mine.

Ugh. I hope she enjoys
this crappy bed.

I've had it
since I was, like, 12.

Maybe it will motivate her
to get a job

-and get a better house.
-She can't... Yeah.

Can't complain.

So, when I sold my place,

I did not already have

another place picked out,
and that's not exactly smart.

I always had my suspicions

that Chelsea wouldn't really
find a place on time,

even though
she wanted to deny it.

even though
she wanted to deny it.

Sure enough,

last week I get a call that's,

"Hey, I really am screwed."

And then I said, "All right,
look, enough bull [bleep]

enough denying it.
You're moving in with us."

So are you ready for this?

Um...

I don't know.
I mean, I guess I just...

Just never saw myself
in this situation, and...

It's not normal,
that's for sure.

But I appreciate you doing it.

We definitely
had that conversation,

and it was not
an easy conversation
to have, you know.

and it was not
an easy conversation
to have, you know.

But he told me, like,
how dire of a need she was in.

She literally
has nowhere to go, like,

we can't just let her, like,
be on the street.

She can't live
out of a storage unit.

So it was like,
"Let me be a good person

and a good friend to Chelsea."

We have no idea
how long Chelsea's staying.

[Matt] All right, let's do it.

-[Matt] Hey, happy moving day.
-[Chelsea] Hey.

[Matt] Oh, my God.

[Chelsea]
Couple of these things
need to go in your truck,

and we're going
to take them with us.

And then, some of these boxes
can just be left back

And then, some of these boxes
can just be left back

for the movers to grab.

Me and Matt met
when I was in high school,

at a mutual friend of ours'
birthday party.

[Matt] She was there
with some dude she was dating,

but, like,
they weren't speaking

and I could tell
there was, like, a fight.

And I was like, "Do you want
to go to Taco Bell?

You fly, I'll buy."

Chelsea's reputation
was kind of like,

you know, that darker, edgier,
kind of bad girl.

But it was kind of in this
cool, mysterious way.

Like, for me, that kind of
fascinated me,

and I was kind of like, "Huh."

We reconnected on a dating app

We reconnected on a dating app

after bumping into
each other periodically

over the course of
probably five years.

First night together,
we drank for about
eight hours straight.

We had this instant chemistry,
instant connection.

I definitely thought
I was going to marry her.

And I know that
she thought the same.

We would talk about it.

We'll need to get

some of Lily's stuff
together, too.

[Matt] All right.

Chelsea and I
dated for about three
to three and a half years.

Not continuously.

There were some little
speed bumps in the road.

Chelsea would always
break up with me

around two or three times,

once per year.

But it never lasted
more than two weeks.

But it never lasted
more than two weeks.

I'm pretty sure each time
Chelsea broke up with me,

she didn't really think
she was breaking up with me.

I think it was just
her way to get rid of me
for two weeks.

[Chelsea] That water's
like, leaking.

[Matt] That water's
gonna have to go out.

You might want to take--

Is the bed of your truck
going to get wet?

Definitely didn't want to
break up at first.

But if you dump me,

I'm not going to
sit around crying about it.

I did that
the first two times.

The second two? Hell, no.

I decided, "Hey, screw it.

I'm going to get out there

and see what else
is out there."

And I just happened
to meet Kenzie.

This is not, like, all going
into the house, right?

This is not, like, all going
into the house, right?

I think it is.

We'll just... [whispers]
not tell and we'll put that

in the other room.
She won't know.

Kenzie and I met
on a dating app.

We hit if off
pretty instantly.

[Kenzie] It turned into
exchanging numbers,

and then, going on some dates.

[Matt] After that third date,

it was established
that we were falling

madly in love with each other.

And I think, it took
about a week and a half

for me to blurt it out
one night,

that I think I love her.

[Chelsea]
Ah! [bleep] you know.

Just like a man.

Just like a man.

[Chelsea] Days after our
four-year relationship ended,

I logged into his Instagram,
and I think he was at,

like, her grandmother's
birthday party.

They had been
to some waterfall

because she had posted
pictures of that, of course,

and how this is
the man of her dreams

and her future husband, but...
[chuckles]

Five days later.

So, I'm like, "This is...
[chuckles]

We just broke up.

Like, just broke up."

[Matt] This chair
is not going?

No.

[Matt] So why is it
in front of the door, here?
I'll move it.

Because I'm packing, Matt.
[chuckles]

Because I'm packing, Matt.
[chuckles]

Yeah, he doesn't like
being alone.

I mean, who does? Well...

-[chuckles] Well, me
-Clearly, you don't like
being alone

'cause you were
still living with her

while you were
trying to get me

to be your girlfriend, so...

Oh.

[Chelsea speaking]

[Matt] All right.
Let's jump in.

Um, I still have
more stuff in there.

[Matt] I think,
executive decision,

you have what you need,
we're not getting more.

This truck's full
and we have everything else.

[Kenzie] Yeah.

I think because we've,
honestly, been through

I think because we've,
honestly, been through

so much together as a couple.

When you're with somebody
everyday for four years,

you don't just
want to throw that away,
if it's not...

-We didn't know how to
do life any differently.
-[Matt] Yeah.

-[Chelsea] Since that's what
we were used to...
-[Matt] Yeah.

...and had, already always
been there for each other.

So it just made sense to
continue doing the same thing.

[Matt] All right, let's do it.

I mean, there were
so many things

I do like about her
and love about her that...

No sense in not
seeing that through,

and keeping that
friendship forever.

and keeping that
friendship forever.

-We care about
each other a lot.
-For sure.

Thanks for letting me
live with you

and for hauling me around

-until I can get my car back.
-Oh, no problem.

It's the least we could do.

You do what you can
for the people
you care about, right?

Every time I would see
Chelsea's name

pop up on Matt's phone,

it was... kind of, like,
making my stomach hurt.

You get that feeling...
the pit, you know?

In the pit of your stomach,
like, "What's going on here?"

I know, they will say, like,
at the end of the day,
it's not weird,

but to me it still,
like, irks me.

It's something
I do think about.

It's something
I do think about.

She posted on one of
her social media,

it was like a collage
of pictures of them.

In one of them they're, like,

lying in bed together.

Like, that's
pretty freaking weird.

Like, not cool.

-[softly] No.
-It was from when they dated

but it's still, to me, like,
I thought that was weird.

When... we had been dating
for three years at that point,

this was just last year.

Look, we just came up
in a different era,

and the pics on the 'Gram

and the pics on the 'Gram

weren't the end-all, be-all.

Well, it wasn't
a different era.

I'm only, like, a year
younger than you, so...

Well, don't worry.
We'll, uh...

We'll make it a good time.

[upbeat music playing]

That was just so awkward.

[upbeat music continues]

-How's your margarita?
-Spicy.

-[sighs heavily]
-But it helped.

It got me through
the situation.

[Alex] So we are here
at the restaurant tonight,

'cause we're supposed to be
discussing what's going on

for my bachelor party.

But, I mean, really,

Caroline and I
came to dinner tonight

to tell Steve that
we are married.

And having a baby.

[Stephen] Yeah, I needed
a second to step outside,
for a second,

that's because of all the news
that's been sprung on me.

I think, Caroline and Alex
having a baby

will change
our relationship a lot.

It won't be the same
as it was before

because I know, a baby
coming into the equation

is a whole different thing.

So you think
he's uncomfortable?

Mmm-hmm.

It's like, he sees
your life moving forward.

-And then--
-Is he still
in the same place?

Yeah.

I think Steve is super nervous

that I'm going to, like,
cut him out of my life.

-[Stephen exhales]
-[Caroline] Welcome back.

I'm back.

[Alex] I don't want him
to feel that way.

I always will have some form
of love for Stephen.

Just, you breaking
the news right now,

just makes me feel like...

Honestly, I wish nothing but
the best for you guys.

[Stephen] We're good friends.
I want to maintain
that friendship.

If life goes in the direction

If life goes in the direction

where that can't be the case,

then I have to accept that.

But hopefully that's
not the case, you know.

So...

Do you have
godparents lined up?

Could I prove to be a god dad?

Are you okay? [laughs]

-That seems like a lot.
-That seems like a lot.

Don't want to have to
explain to my son

who his god dad used to be.

Okay, that's fair.

I have to pee,
so I'm going to excuse myself.

I have to pee,
so I'm going to excuse myself.

-I don't think...
-I'm excusing myself.

We'll be right here.

How do you feel about

everything that's going on
with you right now?

It's like,
we're having a baby,

and don't know what's
coming after this,

and don't know what to expect.

-But...
-Expect the best.

'Cause you guys are
great people,

and I know that it's nothing
but the best for you guys.

I appreciate that.
I appreciate you.

I appreciate that.
I appreciate you.

I appreciate that
you are still here

on my sidecar
of my motorcycle,

riding with me, so...

I'm sure Caroline

still feels some type of way
way about this,

but in the last five years,

like, all of my best friends

or the people
that I've been closest to

have moved away.

So the last person that,
like, I've grown up with

since, like, high school,

and known for
quite some time now,
is Stephen.

and known for
quite some time now,
is Stephen.

So it's like, I don't want
to let go of the familiarity,

but also don't want
to hurt Caroline.

So, it's a lot.

-[Stephen laughs]
-[Caroline] Did you miss me?

Always.

Well, you came back
right on time.

So...

what about the bachelor party?

Well, since I'm
no longer a bachelor,

I don't think we can have
a bachelor party.

But we can have
a dadchelor party

-'cause I'm
about to be a daddy!
-Oh!

-'cause I'm
about to be a daddy!
-Oh!

[chuckles] That's what's up.

[Stephen and Alex]
To the dadchelor party.

[Stephen and Alex]
To the dadchelor party.

[bleep] the dadchelor party.

I think, I deserve
a last hoorah

before this baby comes home.

So if anyone should
have a [bleep] party,
it should be me.

I mean, there's a few things

that I need to
talk to you about,

that I haven't yet.

-Are you breaking up with me?
-No.

I'm trying to have a good day,

I'm trying to have a good day,

but that was definitely

not what I was expecting.

[April] Bye.

[April] I just did.

♪ Sit quietly from
my empty seat ♪

♪ I get up
so that I can meet ♪

♪ The one who proposed ♪

♪ I never wanted to
end that day ♪

♪ I picked up and left
when I should've stayed ♪

[April] Get it out
of your mouth.

Oh, my God.

[Roy] What has he got?

-[April retches]
-[Roy chuckles]

That is so gross, Teddy.

[Loren]
Things with April and Roy
seem to be really good.

I mean, they've definitely
come a long way,

as far as their
closure is concerned,

from the ending
of their marriage.

And Roy is a really
important part of her life.

I'm going to say Loren.

We're going out.

We're in this
for the long haul.

I'm going to get
John and the boys

so that they
can get cleaned up
before Hayli gets here.

[April] Hayli and her
husband, Ryan,

are bringing over their
brand new baby, Emmitt,

are bringing over their
brand new baby, Emmitt,

to meet his papa-gator
and his uncles.

That's more boys.

-I know,
-Yeah, we know.

[Boy] Than girls!

-We love girls.
-No, we don't.

-Yeah, we do.
-No, we don't.

-You got here from a girl.
-[John chuckles]

-Two girls.
-You're welcome.

Remember, Mom and I
rubbed our bellies together
and had you.

-That's so weird, man.
-[Loren laughs]

-That's so weird.
-[April] Okay.

[John speaking]

It's definitely gotten closer

to where it was just BFFs.

Johnny gets
the quarterback stiff arm.

But...

-Hayli!
-Hi, guys.

Oh, you look so good.

All right. Who's ready
to meet this little baby?

[April] Hayli is
my oldest daughter

from my first marriage.

Roy has raised her
for most of her life,

and she considers him her dad.

and she considers him her dad.

[John] Roy, how does
it feel, man?

Your baby girl
just had a baby.

-Shut up, John.
-[April and Loren laugh]

[April] Aw.

[Roy] It was overwhelming.

I don't get to experience
those moments

often with the family.

And it's great to
come back and see them.

It's also pretty heartbreaking

to know that I'm not
always here

to experience all those
special moments.

-[John] Hey, little peanut.
-[April] Good job, Jack.
Good job.

[April] Even though
my marriage to John
is ending,

[April] Even though
my marriage to John
is ending,

I've always felt like

we have something
very special.

[Loren] Mmm-hmm.

We have a bond and we've
created this family,

and I don't want to see it

be destroyed.

[Hayli] Oh, goodness.

You want to go to your lovey?

Because I know she's just
dying to hold you.

[April] I'm dying.

John, everyone
was speaking to you.

John, everyone
was speaking to you.

We're trying
to figure things out,

but you're giving nothing.

Tell me what's wrong?

What's going on?
What are you feeling?

[Hayli] Say,
"I gotta to go eat now."

Say, "Bye, Pops.
I'll see you later."

I'm going to take the boys
to go eat.

[Loren] All right.

Have fun.

Have fun.

[April] Bye.

[April] Yes, John. I just did.

Don't do that.

-Don't do that.
-Got it.

[John] I'm not putting up
with no [bleep] anymore.

[John] I'm not putting up
with no [bleep] anymore.

He can take the best moment
and make it...

-Ruin it.
-...so [bleep] miserable.

[April exhaling]

[sighs]

♪ Life's a beach ♪

♪ So let's party
till the sunrise ♪

♪ Eyes on me ♪

♪ Keep on dancing,
it's a good time ♪

[Elodie] All right, Mama.

[Elodie] All right, Mama.

Are you ready?

We are picking up Dre.

-Dre?
-Yeah, Dre.

[Elodie] It's been
a couple of days

since I've seen De'Andre.

He was just in Atlanta

with his mom and his ex.

Hanging out.

And I'm just over here.

Chilling. Waiting.

[Elodie] Yeah, it's Dre!

Are you excited?

Are you excited?

-[Elodie] Yeah?
-What's up?

-[Elodie] Hi!
-What's up, Mama?

-I missed you.
-I missed you, too, Mama.

How are you? How was it?

-Good, I'm good.
-The flight was good?

-It was solid.
-Yeah?

You've been good?

Yeah?

Yeah, I know, I'm here.

I've hooked up with women
with kids before

but, like, me and her,

it was a different type of,

like, "Okay, I really like
everything about her."

So now I need to
think a little bit different

because being a step-father

because being a step-father

isn't something
to take lightly.

I found out my mom's got
a new boyfriend, boy toy.

Whatever you want to call it.

But that's good. That's good.

-I'm glad she's with someone.
-Yeah.

Is Rowan with anybody?

No, she's not.

And, I mean, she's focused on

her career
and stuff like that.

[De'Andre] Speaking of Rowan,

there's actually something
I need to tell Elodie about.

Rowan invited me on a trip
and I said yes.

Have you ever heard of
Sanibel Island?

I don't know.
I know it's in Florida.

Oh, thank you.

So you know, I've been
travelling a ton for work,

so I've gotten
a lot of bonus points

from, like, flying and hotels.

-Yeah.
-And I got an email
about being like,

"Oh, you can take a friend,

for, like,
one of those trips."

I mean it's a few things

that I need to
talk to you about,

that I haven't yet.

Should I be worried?

I don't know.

I don't wanna talk to you
about it right now, but...

I don't know
how she's gonna react,
you know?

I don't know
how she's gonna react,
you know?

I think I should have
talked to Elodie before

I decided to go.

[Elodie] Are you really
gonna tell me? 'Cause...

[De'Andre] Listen,
I was in Atlanta

and, um...

me and Rowan were talking,

and she has,
like, this free trip

-that she got offered.
-Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

And she gets to bring someone.

So she asked me about it.

She asked me to go.

Going on a trip with her?

By yourself?

Oh...

How do you feel?

I don't know.

I think...

You're asking me
if I'm okay...

for you to go...

on a trip...

To where?

Uh, I think it's Sanibel.

-It's like a island.
-The island?

[De'Andre] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's kind of, like,
a resort type of deal.

Just you and her?

On a private island?

Oh. No, no.

It's not that...
It's not that deep.

You think it's okay
to go on a private island

with your ex?

with your ex?

Bikinis and cocktails.

That's okay.

Right?

Yeah.

I just...

I just need some time
to think about it,

I think.

[sighs] I'm trying
not to ruin the night,

and I'm trying
to have a good day.

But that was definitely

not what I was expecting.

[Elodie sighs]

[upbeat music playing]

♪ You can understand ♪

♪ The world rolls by
when we're in stride ♪

♪ The moon weighs heavy
in the sky ♪

♪ They want to see
what you will do ♪

♪ They are so jealous of you ♪

I'm Josh,
and this is Jennifer.

Baby Mama number one.

My ex-wife.

This is Danielle.

Baby Mama number two.

My current wife.

And that is
Baby Mama number three,

Chantel.

Chantel.

And she is the new wife

of my ex-wife.

-[Jennifer laughs]
-It's just weird knowing

that Jennifer and Josh,
you know, they've had sex.

-Oh, my...
-Oh, my God.

Is it anymore weird
than you inserting

my ex-husband's semen
into your vagina?

-I didn't see his peterbug.
-Oh.

Go ahead.

Oh, my goodness.

Yay! [clapping]

She's won!

[Josh] She's on the move.

-[Chantel] Oh yeah,
we did good, Josh.
-[Josh] We did good.

-[Chantel] Oh yeah,
we did good, Josh.
-[Josh] We did good.

-Yep.
-Wow. [chuckles]

[Danielle] As if we weren't
a part of this...

Yeah, wait a minute,
what is this we?

[Danielle] Can we do, like,
a circle five?

-We all did good.
-Yeah.

Okay, ready?

We did good.

[Danielle laughs]

It was definitely
a full-team effort

to get me pregnant.

-[Chantel] Hello!
-Hi...

[Chantel] Josh and Danielle
would come over...

My wife's ex-husband
and his new wife,

[whispering] they're doin' it
in our house.

Danielle would help Josh...

get some sperm
and put it in a sterile cup.

get some sperm
and put it in a sterile cup.

[laughing]

Pass it to Jennifer and I.

We'd put it in the syringe,

and then insert it into me.

[Danielle] Put your butt
against the headboard

-and put your legs
up against the wall.
-[Chantel] Sure.

-That helps you
drain your lymph system.
-Okay.

Oh, my Lordy, Baby Jesus.

And now we are
one big happy family,

and Josh is the Baby Daddy
of all three of our kids.

-[Josh] Yeah.
-[baby cooing]

Come here, chooch.

You're runnin'.

Run, run, run, run, run.

It's almost impossible

to think that, you know,
seven years ago,

to think that, you know,
seven years ago,

Jennifer and I,
we had that painful divorce

and heart break.

Seven years later,
here we are.

We're, as a team,

raising three
children together

that just all happen
to be mine.

This looks so awesome.

Yeah? It came out good?

[Chantel] So today
we are having

Camila's first year
birthday party.

And we're
super, super excited.

I've been planning
her first birthday party

for, I don't...

since she was born.

since she was born.

[Chantel] 70 people
plus their kids

are gonna be showing up today.

Every time I tell somebody new

about, like, our dynamic
and everything,

the first question
that they usually ask is,

"Do you guys
all live together?"

Always.

They ask me if
we all sleep together.

What the [bleep]

Well, we still say,
"No, we're not sister wives."

-[Danielle] No!
-[Josh] What is a...

What is a sister wife?

-I don't even know
what a sister wife is.
-It means all the women...

-share one man.
-One man.

-You would be...
-[Chantel] Oh, Lordy.

-You would be...
-[Chantel] Oh, Lordy.

[Josh] Baby Daddy?

Baby Daddy.

Playa Playa.

Well he hasn't
jackhammered me.

[Jennifer chuckles]

Oh, Lord.

[Chantel]
Y'all slept together,

you two, with Josh,
but I did not.

He's still your Baby Daddy.

[Chantel] If he was
my Baby Daddy

I would tell him what to do.

I don't tell him what to do.

He's his own man

-when it comes to me.
-Wait, do you think

that we should
tell him what to do?

-Yes.
-[chuckles nervously]

-I tell him what to do.
-[baby cooing]

[Josh] At the beginning

we still have
these conversations

about, you know,
whether I was gonna
have feelings

about, you know,
whether I was gonna
have feelings

towards Camila about
not being called Dad.

And it's been
an interesting ride
the past year.

I mean, I can honestly say
that me and Camila

have an emotional bond,

but I completely respect...

um...

you know, Jennifer and Chantel

as far as my role
in Camila's life.

If I felt that I needed to
take on more responsibility

as far as being called Dad,

you know, getting up with her
in the middle of the night,

I think that would be
a whole different situation.

But nobody knows
our relationship like we do.

But nobody knows
our relationship like we do.

-No.
-Like, nobody
is here day to day

to see the little things.

Sometimes they see
the big things,

but they don't see
the little things

that go on every single day,

-you know?
-[Jennifer] Absolutely.

Right.

Everything that we have to do

to make these wheels
go around.

[Danielle] Yeah.

-All for these children.
-Yep.

[baby cooing]

[Jennifer] I never thought
my ex-husband

would father my new child.

And I never thought
my ex-husband

would be the one that was

helping babysit
every single day.

Everything I thought
never was gonna happen
has happened,

so I'm just rolling with it.

-[chuckles]
-Yeah.

But we made
a pretty big decision

But we made
a pretty big decision

that's going
to change all of this.

[Chantel] Do you guys think
that we should
tell everybody today?

Yeah.

It's probably a good idea.

[Chantel] Great.

I think we wanted to tell

everyone about
our family decision,

basically just to
get it out of the way.

Let all our opinions out,

so we can hash it
right on out right now.

[Jennifer] Especially since
I already know

my mom is gonna have
the largest opinion
of them all.

If it goes south,
if you guys don't handle it,

If it goes south,
if you guys don't handle it,

-the big, bad bitch
is gonna come out...
-Oh, we can handle it.

...and put everybody
in their [bleep] place.

[doorbell rings]

♪ This has never
never been done before ♪

♪ I know that we can ♪

♪ This has never, never, never
been done before ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ And in the light
we can fight ♪

♪ For our new hero ♪

♪ We can take it as a sign ♪

♪ We can take it as a sign ♪

-[Matt] All right,
let's do it. Chip chop.
-[Chelsea] All right.

[Matt] Get your 1,000 things
and let's go.

[Kenzie] Life
is just really weird.

I mean, I never thought
that in my twenties,

or ever in my life,
that my boyfriend's

ex-girlfriend would be
living with me

in my house with him and I.

[Kenzie] Would you like me
to get the door?

-Can you get the door?
-Oh, I mean, I guess... okay.

-Oh you don't wanna
get the door, that's okay.
-I've got the dog.

All right.

Chelsea's definitely
my best friend.

You know, we talk everyday.

She needed help,
and so Kenzie and I both

She needed help,
and so Kenzie and I both

were totally cool
with this situation.

I don't know about that.

You can't speak for Kenzie
when she's not around.

Oh, I know how she feels.

She tell me. We talk.

She says,
"I love Chelsea so much."

She does like you.
Or else you wouldn't
be allowed in the house.

She likes ya.

She trusts ya.

Okay.

[Matt] All right.
This is your room.

Your crisis quarters.

-Yeah
-[Chelsea] Look at our bed.

Bed.

It's nothing special,
but it's yours.

Thankfully Kenzie and I
do have a guest room.

It's my childhood bed
which isn't very comfy.

It's my childhood bed
which isn't very comfy.

But Chelsea's
already used to it.

She's slept in it before.

Is it gonna work for ya?

-Yeah.
-[Matt] Okay.

[in child-like voice]
It'll be just fine.

The room's great.

It's a good size.

Good enough room
for me and the dog.

But there are
photos everywhere

of Matt and Kenzie.

Oh, wow.

Aren't these special.

Aren't these special.

I had Matt hang up
a nice little gallery wall

of nine pictures
of me and Matt, and...

I mean there are some
pretty cute pictures on there.

I mean, there's pictures
of us, like, kissing,

and there is a picture of me,

like, on his back
with a firework.

And weddings we attended
over last four years.

I'm not gonna lie,
I may have picked, like...

the most uncomfortable ones
for her to look at.

But it's my house,
so I'm gonna do what I want.

[Chelsea] Oh, wow.

"The day I became yours.
[chuckles]

28th May, 2018."

Isn't that so special.

[Chelsea] Seeing this date
on the wall

was the first time
that I was aware

of what they considered

the start of
their relationship.

We both still lived together,

we both still
did everything together.

And we acted as if
we were together.

I wouldn't have been
in that situation,

and still, like,
searching for someone

at that time.

'Cause I wouldn't have
felt like that was appropriate

to do if I'm
still in a relationship.

Yeah, but we were
emotionally done.

-But when you're miserable...
-Well, then break up with me.

-You would never do that.
-We were already broken up.

-You would never do that.
-We were already broken up.

No.

[Matt] Of course we were.

Chelsea acts like
your relationship wasn't over

when we started
going on dates, but it was.

Just because Matt was
still living there,

like, he had an obligation
to pay the rent.

But he was still sleeping
in the same bed with me.

What do you mean he was
sleeping in the bed with you?

Well, when
we still lived together,

we still shared the same bed.

Bed, couch. Potato, potahto.

No. Not potato, potahto.

It's pretty clear there,

you're either in the bed
or you're not.

you're either in the bed
or you're not.

So you're sleeping next to her
or you're not.

If the relationship was over

you should have been
sleeping on the couch.

Well.

I don't know,
it was so long ago.

My memory's a little skewed.

I think you're
just making [bleep] up

so that I don't get mad.

It clearly didn't [bleep]
affect our relationship

because we're
sitting here today.

I shared a bed with her

while we were in
the "talking-dating" phase.

It's one thing to be
living there,

but it's another thing
to, like...

still be sleeping
in the same bed

still be sleeping
in the same bed

as your ex-girlfriend,

while you're going on
dates with me.

Once we pulled the trigger
and we were official,

I was at your house
every night.

I wanna [bleep] leave.

This is bull [bleep]

♪ I'm so high
everything burnin' up ♪

♪ Shawty wanna touch
'cause she can't get enough ♪

♪ Put it in my cup 'cause
I'm always in the club ♪

♪ Party with the don
really doing what I want ♪

♪ See a pretty thing
walking by, looking great ♪

♪ Shawty so bad
like a cup I'm gonna chase ♪

[Elodie] Tonight
we're having dinner
with our friends.

I am introducing De'Andre
to my good friend Zoe.

And I'm meeting
his friend, Mike.

Oh. [gasps]

[De'Andre] So this is the Zoe.

-Hi!
-Oh, wow! Look at you.

[Elodie] I really wanna
enjoy this dinner,

[Elodie] I really wanna
enjoy this dinner,

but... that Sanibel trip

is just...

It just goes back
and back and back

in my head on rewind.

I mean, like, what...

What is she trying to do?

Like, is she trying
to rekindle

a little flame between them?

Like, I don't...

I don't know.

-How are you? I'm De'Andre.
-Hi, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

I'm Zoe, nice to meet you.

-You look fabulous.
-Thank you.

I hope you've been told
some good things about me.

I've been told good things.

Okay, aight, aight.

But, you know, actions speak
louder than words,

so I'mma see
what you're about.

Okay, I feel that.

Okay, I feel that.

I'm very protective of Elodie.

If you're honest,
if you make my friend happy,

and you're that man
that she needs in her life,

then we're cool.

But after her divorce,

she doesn't need to
go through heartbreak again.

-Hi.
-Yo!

What's up, bruh?

-What's up, man?
-You good? How you doing?

-I'm good. How are you?
-Lookin' fresh.

Lookin' sharp, dapper.

-You know?
-We come with the drip.

Yeah, I feel you.

-Hi, nice to meet you.
-How are you?

-[De'Andre]
I'm sorry. I'm rude.
-I'm Zoe.

[Elodie]
This is my friend Zoe.

[Michael] Hi, Zoe.
How are you?

-Elodie. Nice to meet you.
-This is my lady, Elodie.

Nice to meet you, Elodie.

-So, this is Mike, you know.
-[Zoe] Yeah.

-So, this is Mike, you know.
-[Zoe] Yeah.

All right, guys,
we have the coconut shrimp.

[Michael] Oh, thank you.

[Elodie] We're okay
for right now?

We need anything else?

[De'Andre] I think
we're solid.

-[all] Thank you.
-[waitress] No, problem.

[Elodie] So, let me
ask y'all this.

-So let's say...
-[Michael] Uh-huh.

...you're dating someone.

And they come at you
and they say,

"Oh, like,
my ex just invited me

to this island,

and, like, they wanna
bring a plus one,

and they, like...

are inviting..."

Would that be okay?

-No. No.
-Nah. [chuckles]

-Definitely not.
-No.

[Zoe] Not to a island.

-Not to an island, yeah.
-What y'all gonna do?

Yeah, so,
in the middle of dinner,

Elodie was just, like,

"Hey, would you go
on a trip with your ex?"

She just...

And everybody was...
"No, no, no."

And I'm like,

"Well, you gotta know
the context."

Like, you gotta know
what's, like...

I would probably say no

if you just
blurted it out, like...

But you gotta know the context
and was behind this.

So you don't even know
the details.

So you don't even know
the details.

So, wait, what's going on?

Like, someone...
Your ex invited you
to a island?

So yes, my ex did ask me
to go on a trip with her.

So she travels a lot.

So she accumulated, like,
a couple of points or few...

-I don't know
how the system works.
-[Michael] Mmm-hmm.

But you know how
after a while they're like,

"Hey, do you wanna go
to such and such for...

little to no money?"

You know what I mean?
Or something like that.

Would I be cool with
my girlfriend

going on and island
with her ex?

Definitely not.

Things happen on islands.

Sunsets.

Vibes.

I don't think
I'll be comfortable.

I don't think
I'll be comfortable.

Unless I'm going.

Essentially, it will be like,
if you got a trip

and you asked him to go.

I could think
that was your man.

But you could say,
"This is my friend."

You see what I mean?

But see what
you just said now.

-[De'Andre] What?
-Exactly.

Exactly what?

You kind of proved
the point, like...

-[De'Andre] Of what?
-...you just never know,

-like, you don't know what...
-You never know.

-But you're looking
from the outside.
-True. True.

-You see what I'm saying.
-True what you say.

I know what it is.
I know what it is.

I know this is
my girlfriend, and...

That really kinda rubbed me
the wrong way a little bit.

That really kinda rubbed me
the wrong way a little bit.

But, you know,
as her friend I'm protective.

So, I'm like, "Okay.

What's going on?

What is the ramification
of this?

Are other people going?"

Like, I need
to know the details.

I feel like...

you going would be
opening the door

for a possible...
something to happen.

Just because, you know,
you're far away,

the drinks can be flowin'...

-[Michael] The vibes.
-...the vibes,

the island, the romance.

[De'Andre] Everybody
was on my ass.

No one at the table

knows my friendship
with Rowan.

It's literally, like,

if I went to Sanibel
with Mike.

[chuckles]

Same situation.

I've been cheated on
in the past,

-so, it's like,
-[Michael] Yeah.

I don't wanna look like
a fool again.

-Like, I'm too grown
for that [bleep]
-Yeah.

You know? I'm 28.

I got a kid.
I got a great career.

I don't got time for somebody
to do me wrong.

I wanna go to bed, like...

-[De'Andre] Happy.
-Happy.

...happy, and not even
thinking, like,

"Oh, what the [bleep]
is he doing tonight?"

[Elodie] I honestly, like,
don't even know

how to process
the whole thing.

That's why I, like,
brought it up.

Because I wanted to,
like, see...

another perspective, like,
outside of our relationship.

'Cause I'm like,
"Okay. Am I tripping,

'Cause I'm like,
"Okay. Am I tripping,

am I not?

Like, am I
overthinking everything?"

You know, I got
what they were saying,

so now I'm just gonna see
what he does, and...

we'll go from there, I guess.
I don't know.

♪ You turn round
and lose my hold ♪

♪ Sometimes I'm fumbling
out of control ♪

[April] I'm so [bleep]
tired of this.

[sobbing]

Is everything okay?

Oh. Yeah, I mean,
it's just John being John.

Seems to take a good moment
and just kind of

break it back down.

Honestly, nothing
went through my mind

Honestly, nothing
went through my mind

when that went down,

because it's very common.

I just did.

There it is.

He's been doing it
to me for years.

Well, do you wanna go
check on her?

Yeah, I guess so.

Let me...okay.

-Oh, gosh.
-[Loren] Oh, my God.

[Loren] But April, you know,
she's a lot more sensitive.

-[Loren] Are you okay?
-[April] Mmm.

[Roy] The truth is is that

-when you didn't kiss him...
-[April sobbing]

-when you didn't kiss him...
-[April sobbing]

...it embarrassed him.

[Roy] I can't
really relate to John

in this because...

You know, I didn't
go through a separation

and a divorce with April
where I was...

you know...

right down the road, you know.

No, I mean, I just moved back,

and my stuff
was in the garage,

and John lived in the house.

[Roy speaking]

Mmm?

Mmm?

[April] No, Roy,
I'm tired of cowgirling up.

-[Roy] Come on.
-[April sobbing]

[April] It's tough.

The last few months have been
absolutely miserable.

I'm really thankful for
my relationship with Loren.

But I am
still married to John.

I know it's hard for Loren

to keep watching me
be upset by John,

but he can really hurt me.

-[Loren] You all right?
-[April] Yeah.

I don't think
she's all right, but...

[Loren] Well, I've been
married to John,

so I know how much
convincing it takes

to keep yourself
in a relationship with him.

I can't be mean to somebody

that I shared
my life with and loved.

And I'm so tired

-of protecting him...
-But he's not.

...and he gets to
treat me that way

in front of our family.

And...

take something
that was supposed to be

take something
that was supposed to be

such a happy time,

and...

put a bad memory with it.

[sniffling]

[Loren] You don't
need to let someone

continue to
have a power over you

that he does
not deserve to have.

He has destroyed me.

I want you to know that,
you know...

you know how I feel

about you, and you know
I'll always be there for ya.

-It's good
to have a companion...
-[Loren] Mmm-hmm.

-It's good
to have a companion...
-[Loren] Mmm-hmm.

...that you always
can count on.

-That's--
-Well, that's what she is now.

Look, I'm not lonely anymore.

Because I have Loren.

I don't know
what I would have done

the last six months
without Loren.

And that's so weird...

to think where we started
and where we are, and...

he's been my rock, and...

and I'll always
feel safe with Roy.

I'll take you two on a date.

[Loren] Mmm-hmm.

I'll take you both out.

[all chuckling]

You're full on
taco girl these days.

Roy! Damn!

It's so ironic to me,
to think that,

here I sit
with my ex-husband...

You brought the... Emmitt's?

[speaking indistinctly]

...and my soon-to-be
ex-husband's ex-wife,

and they are the ones

that are here
picking up the pieces.

This was supposed to be
special for y'all.

It was special, hon.

[Loren] Yes.

I love you so much.

-Hi!
-Love you, too, Mama.

Hello.

[Matt] I know
you just moved everything

and you got settled, but...

Kenzie's parents
will be here in 10 minutes,

and we're having a cookout.

What?

[Matt] Kenzie and I
didn't tell her parents

that Chelsea
was gonna be here,

moved in, and about to
live with us.

Yeah, no one knew
what was going on.

[Matt] Thank you guys
for coming.

-Yeah.
-Yes.

It's been a little crazy day.

[Matt] Let me go scrape
that grill off real quick.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

[woman speaks indistinctly]

[Kenzie] I was hoping
Matt would take the reins

because she is
your ex-girlfriend,

you should be the one
introducing her to my family.

Yeah, it was
pretty [bleep] awkward.

[chuckles nervously]

[exhales sharply]

So, you excited for the party?

Yeah.

[De'Andre] I know
Elodie isn't too happy

about me going on a trip
to Sanibel with my ex, Rowan.

Just one thing
I need to tell you about.

-Oh, God.
-Um...

I'm flying both
my mom and Rowan in.

This mother [bleep]

And meet you mom and you ex

-at the exact same time?
-Yeah.

I was [bleep] pissed.

[Chantel whistling]

Let's go!

[Chantel]
So, like everything else,

any time we have
a family discussion

it's always three against one.

So we have an announcement
for everybody.

So I finally agreed
that if we're gonna do this,

we're gonna tell
everybody all at once.

After a long deliberation,

we've actually decided
that we were all going to...

What I wanna do is
enjoy my son's soccer game.

[Loren] Mmm-hmm.

[Loren] I think we're just
at our breaking point.

You are not going to make
an ass out of this situation

or of me,
the mother of your child.

Sir, yes, sir.

I'm super triggered right now.

Just really need, like,
five to ten minutes.