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It wasn't me.
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Oh jeez, this is murder! Oh. You're killin' me!
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Hey, no pain, no gain.
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And I'm gonna gain me a bundle
off this black market coco butter.
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Theoretically, as space is a weightless environment,
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towing a freight car full of bricks
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should be no harder
than towing a bag of feathers.
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Whoever came up with that theory
never had a trailer hitch stuck up their ass.
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How much further?!
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We're almost there.
It's the planet Bele Lokai.
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Just up ahead.
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Is that the planet where the women screw
each other while the men just watch and whack off?
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Nooo, it's the resort planet with continual sunshine
on one side, and continual darkness on the other.
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Oh... big deal.
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Gus sweetie,
it's time for the entertainment news!
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Nancy O'Delta's on!
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Gus sweetie?
Since when are you so nice to gus?
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Since he showed me how to plug
my vibrator into the warp core.
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So that's why the damn lights
keep goin' on and off all night.
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Good evening everybody.
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How often do the leaders of the Dark Clowns
and the Confederation find themselves
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vacationing on the same planet?
Well don't tell them,
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but our sources say it's happening
right now on Bele Lokai,
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where Confederation Commander Adam
and Dark Clown Overlord Darph Bobo
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are vacationing with their families.
As always, they're on opposite sides.
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Wouldn't they make a cute couple?!
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Sure. Adam and Bobo have been trying
to screw each other for years.
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I mean their kids.
They'd be adorable together.
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Pardonnez-moi, but
they've got absolutely nothing in common,
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other than both their fathers being
bloodthirsty, power-mad tyrants.
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And complete jerkoffs!
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I think it'd be romantic.
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You know..."love conquers all".
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It's just like the play I'm reading,
Romeo and Juliet.
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Is that true, uncle Chode?
Does love conquer all?
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Sure kid. Ask any hooker.
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In other news, two more nominees
were announced for the intergalactic peace prize.
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Tomaso Fasanella and Antoinette Agostino.
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Beside the honor, the winner of the peace prize
will receive one million kronigs in gold.
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A million kronigs for what?!
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Just for gettin' a couple of suckers to shake hands?
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I know. It's so easy.
For example,
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some dumbass could play matchmaker with
Commander Adam's son and Darph Bobo's daughter,
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which would force the Dark Clowns
and the Confederation to stop their war.
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And all that peace prize loot
would be theirs for the takin'!
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I'm that dumbass!
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Ooh no! I'm the dumbass that thought of it!
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But I'm the dumbass that could pull it off!
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But pound for pound,
I'm a bigger dumbass than you'll ever be!
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You're both right.
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But may I remind you that we're
a band of smugglers, not matchmakers.
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And right now we have a load of coco butter that...
is floating past the ship and into the Bele Lokai sun?
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Bob?!
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I just let go for a minute.
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That's outer space for ya'.
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It would appear, captain, that matchmaking
may indeed be our only option.
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We'll have to repay the cost of the lost cargo.
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Well that settles it. We're gonna get those two teens
from opposite sides of the universe to fall in love!
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It'll all end happily, like Romeo and Juliet!
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Romeo and juliet die at the end of the play?
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Thanks for ruining the ending, bigmouth!
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Bob? Set a course for Bele Lokai.
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Operation "love conquers all" begins now!
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Are you dancing
or checking the strength of the floorboards?
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Who are you to talk?
You can't even do the robot, ya spaz.
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Hey there.
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Cheese it, assface.
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Maybe you got the wrong impression.
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Well, maybe.
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You have to listen... just a minute...
I want to put you on T.V.
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I've been on T.V. Before.
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My daddy's Darph Bobo.
The Darph Bobo.
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Who?
Should I know that name?
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The supreme commander of the Dark Clown Empire.
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Really?
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I had no idea
when I chose you totally at random.
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Did you tell her it's a reality show called
"Love Conquers All"?
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Two teens, a box of condoms,
and a love they said that could never be.
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It sounds like a load of crap!
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Well of course it's crap,
that's what makes it great T.V.!
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My mother, who's an unbelievable bitch,
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would die of embarrassment
if I went on a show like that.
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I'll do it.
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Would you please tell this man I'm not gay?!
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Sure... later.
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Excuse me, son...
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Keep walking, perv.
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I think you've got the wrong idea.
I mean,
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I am a pervert,
but that's not why I'm talking to you.
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So?
What can I do for you?
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It's what we can do for you.
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How would you like to be a tv star, young man?
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Fuck off cow face!
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Why you rotten little pimple factory!
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For two cents, I'd rearrange your...
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...future.
Your bright shiny future!
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As the star of a reality series called
"Love Conquers All."
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Not interested, "three eyes".
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I know what it is.
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Mr. Cool here has to ask mommy
and daddy's permission.
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Daddy, can I be on T.V?
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No?
Ok, I'll just go sit in my highchair
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till I grow some balls.
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Hey, nobody tells me what to do!
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If I wanna be on a reality tv show,
I'll be on a reality tv show.
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You da man, kid! Sign here.
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From a L to a O, to the V, to the E
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just c'mon boy LOVE is what you'll see
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I thought I told you
to flush that monkey down the toilet!
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I tried!
But he came back up.
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De plane, boss, de plane.
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Wrong show.
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Greetings and welcome aboard, Miss Babette.
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This is a really nice dump you've got here.
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I don't see any cameras.
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That's because they're all hidden.
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That's right. We want you
to appear as natural as possible.
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That's ok, as long as I look hot.
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What's the nicest room in this crapbox?
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We have you assigned to the Lido Deck.
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Why do I have to give up my room?
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Gus, perhaps you could carry
Babette's bag to her room?
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But I'm supposed to be 'doc'!
You're Gopher.
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Just do it!
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May I take your bag, ma'am?
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This is my purse.
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Those are my bags.
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Oh... I never...
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Wrong... show...
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And here's the universe's
most eligible bachelor...
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I always wondered if that would work.
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Yes well, Whip,
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escort our guest to my, I mean...
his quarters
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and show him where I keep my munchie stash.
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Dy-no-mite!
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Wrong show!
Get a fucking clue!
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And now, let the fireworks begin.
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I can't believe how badly this is going!
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They've been in there six hours and nothing!
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Well, you know what they say...
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you can lead a horse to water,
but you can't get over how big its genitals are.
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Or something like that.
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Well, if it's true that love conquers all,
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maybe you're making it too easy.
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Maybe the problem is you're not giving them
any obstacles to overcome.
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Six, you sweet piece of ass-tute observation.
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You're right! I'm going in!
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Ok, you two, show's over,
there's been a big mistake:
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I knew that you Babette
were Darph Bobo's daughter, cuz ya told me,
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but I had no idea that Adam 12 here
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was Commander Adam's son
or we'd never have allowed this.
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What's the difference?
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The difference is, in all the universe,
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you are each the one person
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the other can never ever have.
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What are you saying,
that we can't be together?
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No! Never!
Your parents would never tolerate it!
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It's sad, yes,
but yours is a love that can never be!
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Please say your goodbyes immediately;
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you must be separated to please your parents.
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What if we don't want to be separated?
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I'm sorry, you must understand,
no matter how much you want to be together,
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it's forbidden!
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Like say smokin' or drinkin' or screwin'
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or anything else that's fun
and proof of adulthood.
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Our parents can't keep us apart
if we want to be together!
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That's right.
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Sorry, no.
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It's more than just your parents:
The whole galaxy wants to keep you apart. No,
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I'm very sorry,
but you never should have met.
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But we have met,
and nobody can do anything about it.
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So get lost!
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Well, if you think I'm going to leave
the two of you alone
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to prove you can defy the universe
with your love, guess again.
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Get out!
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As you like. But remember,
you must not have drunken casual sex!
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By the way,
there's a bottle of champagne over there.
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Don't drink it or else!
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Captain...
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Ah, I suppose you saw my work in there.
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At a loss for words?
Try "brilliant". Or maybe "inspired".
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Captain, we received a transmission...
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- Not now, Six...
- But...
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I did it!
It's because of me that they're in there right now.
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Babette and Adam 12,
I worked them like puppets.
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They're even dumber than their old men!
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Captain, you really need to know...
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I'd like to see the look on Darph Bobo's face
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if he knew that Commander Adam's idiot son
was in there playing
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"that's not my belly button, that's not my finger"
with his darling little Babette.
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CHODE!!!
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Chode...
if you don't return my daughter to me right now,
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I'm going to throw your sorry ass into a blender
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and make a hundred cream pies
outta your putrid purple guts!
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Oh yeah? Well Chode,
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if you don't return my son right now,
I'm going to upload you into a virtual video game called
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"Torture Chode until he begs
for the sweet relief of death".
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But fellas...
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you know what they say...
love conquers all.
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You imbecile.
Where did you hear that?
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Your love of your own ass better conquer all,
crapsack.
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But if your children got together,
you'd have to resolve your differences.
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There would be peace in the universe.
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Who the hell wants that?
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Yeah, we'd both be out of a job and home
with our wives all day!
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The only peace I want is a bloody piece of you!
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Now, give us back our kids!
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... Or you're dead meat!!!
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Kids! Jokes over!
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You're both radioactive!
Opposite sides of the room, please.
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We've got to decontaminate!
Uh?
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.
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They're gone.
Bob? Where are they?
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They left in my space shuttle.
At least I think it was them. I was taking a leak.
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Well, we got to get 'em back.
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Well, it shouldn't be hard to find them:
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They could only have gone anywhere in the universe.
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God I hate young love!
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Now, where would a self centered little tramp
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and her spoiled ratfink scumbag boyfriend hide out?
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Captain, I've come up with some coordinates
based on their magnetic trail,
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it appears they have landed
in a rain forest area of Bele Lokai.
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Ok, we have to beam down
a landing party to ferret them out.
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To the transporter!
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If they don't come willingly,
I say we fire some warning shots...
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... into their heads.
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Incoming transmission.
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Not now!
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Yes, now.
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Chode, do you hear that?
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How can you be such a complete ass
and so half assed at the same time?
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You're a contradiction in derogatory terms!
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I only married you
cuz you were knocked-up with my brat!
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So shut your pie hole bitch!
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And get off my back!
Sorry you people had to see that.
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We're in counseling.
Where was I? Oh yeah.
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Where is my daughter, Chode?
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I'm having two cast-iron clown shoes
made to order.
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You have two hours to return her
or you're gonna be wearin' em!
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Oh yeah?
Well if I die, at least
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I will never have to lay eyes
on that ugly smear you call your face.
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You look like the inside
of a crayon-eating baby's diaper.
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Just because I turned off the screen
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doesn't mean I can't hear what you're saying,
you purple snotrag!
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This rainforest stinks!
246
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Sorry, beans for lunch.
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00:14:10,604 --> 00:14:13,237
The growth is thicker than T'Nuk's backhair;
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I don't know how we're going to locate...
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You're the Captain, do something.
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A captain goes down with the ship, fine,
251
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but in the rainforest,
it's everyone for themselves.
252
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Ahem! I have a name, you know.
It's T'Nuk.
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Keep going, don't stop, big boy.
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Just my luck.
He's married.
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Crush me with your foot do not!
256
00:14:55,869 --> 00:14:56,868
Who are you?
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Shmoda I am.
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Looking for the young couple you come, yes?
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Yes! Where are they?
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Fun with her I will have if help you I do, yes?
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00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:11,699
Backwards you talk and piss me off much it does.
262
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,373
No you will not have fun with her.
Where are they?
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We're either within a couple hundred yards
or a couple hundred miles.
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Either way, we're very close, in space terms.
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Alright, alright, you win.
Now where are they?
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Turn around you should.
267
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Hello, everyone!
Look how Adam and I defied the whole galaxy!
268
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How can we ever thank you all
for helping our love triumph?
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Funny you should ask.
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I think the best thank you
would be to agree to separate,
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go back to your folks,
and never see each other again.
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Ok, what's the second-best way for us
to thank you?
273
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Hey, you're too special to settle for second-best.
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Ok, let's take you back to your parents.
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We can't go back, captain, we're in love.
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It has conquered everything
and everyone between us.
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Uh, kids, love is a hormonally-induced illusion.
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Babette, someday you'll look at Adam and wonder
why you ever settled for the failure he's become.
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And Adam, someday soon you'll want
to stick a photon ray in your mouth
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just to escape the sound of her voice
once and for all.
281
00:16:20,764 --> 00:16:25,675
Oh you're wrong.
Our love will defiantly last forever.
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Then it can surely stand a trial separation
283
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take some time apart for the rest of your lives
284
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and see how you feel
long after I die of natural causes.
285
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Then, if you want to get back together, great.
Ok?
286
00:16:36,108 --> 00:16:39,575
Hey, you're captain of a ship;
doesn't that mean you can marry us?
287
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This negotiation is headed
in the entirely wrong direction!!
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Everybody get down!
289
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Great, the Clowns have tracked our coordinates!
What else could go wrong?
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Adam! Adam!
Young man, come out this instant!
291
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Just because your father was a big disappointment
doesn't mean you have to turn out to be one too!
292
00:17:12,842 --> 00:17:13,909
Where are they?
293
00:17:16,399 --> 00:17:17,382
What does it say?
294
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"Dear everyone, we know our parents
will never allow us to be together
295
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we'd rather make the ultimate sacrifice
than be apart. Signed, Babette and Adam."
296
00:17:24,871 --> 00:17:26,235
Where could they have gone?
297
00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:31,537
No way to tell. There's just this path here leading off
to that smoking volcano in the distance.
298
00:17:31,538 --> 00:17:34,890
I don't see anywhere
they could make an ultimate sacrifi...
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Do you two kids really want to do this for love?
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You're young!
You've got so much to live for!
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We're sick of our parents telling us
what we can't do:
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Don't sneak out!
Don't take money out of my wallet!
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Don't throw yourself in a volcano for love!
304
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Yeah bur think of me!
I'm still relatively young!
305
00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:05,460
I've got so much to live for!
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Dude, our love is too strong
to not be willing to sacrifice you too!
307
00:18:09,437 --> 00:18:11,214
It's bigger than the three of us!
308
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Totally!
Your death will be ennobled by our love!
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You'd be lucky to die for our love, fatface!
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You're making a big mistake!
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Think of what you're leaving behind!
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00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:27,663
Leaving behind a world without
my hottie Babette is easy to do!
313
00:18:27,735 --> 00:18:32,117
I'm happy for us,
but sad for the world we leave behind,
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diminished by the loss of a love such as ours!
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00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:37,740
Think about your trust funds!!
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Adam!?
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And how your little brother and sister
will get all of your money!
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Later.
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So later.
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00:19:00,644 --> 00:19:06,025
You have got a lot of nerve making me make
your jackass father search all over the planet for you!
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00:19:06,124 --> 00:19:07,567
I found him, didn't I?
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00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:12,487
I found him.
You couldn't find Waldo in a bin full of Waldo dolls.
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00:19:12,614 --> 00:19:14,913
Here she is, you simpering idiot!
324
00:19:14,914 --> 00:19:17,289
Do I have to do everything myself?
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You're as useless as a crotchless chastity belt!
Go get that for me, would you?
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- Get out of my sight!!
- Get out of my sight!!
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00:19:30,472 --> 00:19:33,832
Don't worry, be gentle with her I will.
328
00:19:36,737 --> 00:19:40,153
Babette and Adam 12 are returned, and I'm safe.
329
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I'm safe!
330
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:42,980
Don't rub it in.
331
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:48,055
I was ready to pour my life savings
into tokens for the "Torture Chode" game.
332
00:19:48,122 --> 00:19:50,373
I have to say, I'm disappointed.
333
00:19:50,421 --> 00:19:52,987
Six, I thought you'd be glad that I'm still here.
334
00:19:52,988 --> 00:19:55,970
Wouldn't you miss the time we spend,
and the laughs we share,
335
00:19:55,971 --> 00:19:59,355
the ideas we discuss
and my purple pleasure plunger?
336
00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:02,528
Of course.
It's just that after all the beautiful notions,
337
00:20:02,529 --> 00:20:05,446
it's too bad that love really doesn't conquer all.
338
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:09,430
I don't know. Seeing Darph and Adam
with their wives, they looked pretty conquered.
339
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:12,680
- Actually, Six, love did conquer all.
- It did?
340
00:20:12,729 --> 00:20:14,358
Yeah, self-love.
341
00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:17,674
For the love of myself,
I had to break those two nitwits apart.
342
00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:21,905
Still I would like to believe
that there is a greater love than that.
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00:20:22,005 --> 00:20:26,308
Oh, there is.
The love of money.
344
00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:30,547
Speaking of which, we're gonna need
to do another freight job for some quick cash.
345
00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:31,847
But... my sciatica!
346
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:32,728
You'll be fine.
347
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,229
I'm gonna need a better health plan.
348
00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:36,062
You people are usin' me up like a kleenex!
349
00:20:36,324 --> 00:20:37,980
What did you have in mind, Chode?
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00:20:38,057 --> 00:20:41,463
I know a guy who can get us
a great deal on hand creme in bulk.
351
00:20:41,539 --> 00:20:43,639
Oh great!
How bulky is this friggin' bulk?
352
00:20:43,723 --> 00:20:46,405
We could haul a load of hand creme to Reubenia Five.
353
00:20:46,406 --> 00:20:49,587
Demand is high, Reubinians have 6 hands.
354
00:20:49,687 --> 00:20:53,107
Demand for a load of hand creme
would be even higher with the Lux Davidians.
355
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,662
How many hands do they have?
356
00:20:54,902 --> 00:20:57,559
Two, but they've got five peckers.
357
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,988
These frog's legs are really something.
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00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:04,433
Very ... Forceful-tasting.
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