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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:42,916 --> 00:02:44,749 You were saying that this time it will be done. 4 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:46,665 This is a good business you have made. 5 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:49,499 Since last two years I am taking treatment from you. 6 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:54,457 Bhatia sir I understand your feelings. 7 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:57,207 But didn't you only select the donor after checking... 8 00:02:57,291 --> 00:02:59,499 ...the photo and other details. 9 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:01,749 I am just a doctor and not God. 10 00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:06,040 We tried, but it didn't work, what do I do? 11 00:03:06,125 --> 00:03:10,249 Doctor it's been 8 years since she's been keeping all fasts... 12 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:11,415 and hasn't left out any temple... 13 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:12,457 ...mosque or any saint and now you’re telling us "what to do". 14 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:15,040 I will get it printed in the Times that you are cheating the people. 15 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:19,415 Bhatia sir you cool down... have water. Don't take stress. 16 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:22,290 If not today then tomorrow, she will definitely conceive. 17 00:03:22,458 --> 00:03:23,915 What is Dr. Chaddha sitting here for? 18 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:26,207 Now look at this and understand. 19 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:27,874 This is the female organ... 20 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:31,165 See this is uterus here somewhere here is the egg. 21 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:37,540 The sperm and the egg must meet. 22 00:03:37,666 --> 00:03:41,207 Here the sperm travels, travels and meets here... 23 00:03:41,291 --> 00:03:42,749 ...hits here and then baby is conceived. 24 00:03:42,833 --> 00:03:45,499 Some sperms penetrate, some bounce back. 25 00:03:45,666 --> 00:03:48,457 In your case this meeting is not happening 26 00:03:48,541 --> 00:03:50,082 Then make it meet. 27 00:03:50,166 --> 00:03:53,874 If we don't have a child, my brother will take away my business. 28 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,040 He is a big rascal. 29 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:59,290 Let’s take god's name and try once more 30 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,540 Well fine, as it is it's been 2 years, might as well try once again. 31 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:04,790 But this time we need a good quality sperm. - Definitely. 32 00:04:04,875 --> 00:04:06,332 But this is the final try. 33 00:04:06,416 --> 00:04:09,665 Come on... he said he'll give us a good sperm 34 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:10,832 Come on... 35 00:04:12,541 --> 00:04:15,582 Sir be prepared to put these locks permanently. 36 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,082 The samples we have are good for nothing. 37 00:04:19,208 --> 00:04:20,957 Had even printed 3 ads in the newspaper... 38 00:04:21,166 --> 00:04:23,374 ...but not a single reply worth considering. 39 00:04:24,541 --> 00:04:26,374 Wretched sperm. 40 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:30,332 Chaman pick up the phone. 41 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:34,749 Dr. Chaddha's clinic. 42 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:36,665 I need to talk to Dr. Chaddha 43 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:40,915 He is in an emergency case. And will call back, the moment he is free. 44 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,457 I won’t spare that idiot 45 00:04:42,541 --> 00:04:43,790 Tell that Dr. Chaddha of yours, not to lie to me. 46 00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:45,165 He has taken 30% advance from me... 47 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:48,707 Even after promising, he hasn't given us a quality sperm. 48 00:04:48,791 --> 00:04:53,249 You tell that fool I'll hunt him down... 49 00:04:54,541 --> 00:04:55,957 Now, why you are staring at me. 50 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,415 As if I have used the sample. 51 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:03,832 Chaddha sir get me the sample of a cricketer. 52 00:05:03,916 --> 00:05:07,415 Not only will he play for the country but also mint money. 53 00:05:07,666 --> 00:05:10,915 And if we have a sweet girl then she can become a model 54 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,999 Don't you worry about the money. 55 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,332 We will load you with cash. 56 00:05:14,416 --> 00:05:15,832 We will take very good care sir. 57 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,707 I get it. 58 00:05:18,041 --> 00:05:21,332 You want a Dhoni and you want an Aishwarya. 59 00:05:21,416 --> 00:05:22,124 Yes, sir. 60 00:05:22,208 --> 00:05:26,040 Then there's no worry what the child will be when he grows up. 61 00:05:26,541 --> 00:05:29,582 First decide his career and then give birth to the child. 62 00:05:30,541 --> 00:05:32,665 I will call you. Ok sir. 63 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:33,915 Thank you. - Thank you. 64 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,332 God bless. 65 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,749 Aunty take 300 rupees. 66 00:05:57,833 --> 00:05:58,832 What's the matter Dolly aunty? 67 00:05:58,916 --> 00:06:01,790 This shade of lipstick is looking very nice... it’s suiting you l say. 68 00:06:01,875 --> 00:06:04,207 When it comes to good looks... all we can do is take care... 69 00:06:04,291 --> 00:06:06,540 ...though the truth is that with age we will lose it... 70 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:08,874 ...anyways your mom's henna is due. 71 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:10,082 I'll let her know. - Just clean it quickly. 72 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:13,665 By the way did Vicky find a job or is he still as useless? 73 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,457 He will find one, you needn't worry. - Okay. 74 00:06:16,541 --> 00:06:19,165 And listen didn't your engagement break sometime back? 75 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:20,790 Aren't your folks looking for another guy? 76 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:22,207 I will tell you later on. Okay... 77 00:06:22,291 --> 00:06:23,665 ...loud mouth. 78 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:27,207 Oh god it’s already ten and Vicky is still sleeping 79 00:06:27,291 --> 00:06:29,290 My knees pain... 80 00:06:29,541 --> 00:06:35,124 I feel like a maid in my own house... take care of parlour... grand mom. 81 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:36,790 Oh Vicky 82 00:06:37,625 --> 00:06:39,415 Vicky why don't you wake up. 83 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,457 How long are you going to sleep now? 84 00:06:41,541 --> 00:06:43,624 Wonder why She doesn't let him sleep 85 00:06:46,041 --> 00:06:47,415 A theft has taken place. 86 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:48,957 Where has the T. V gone. 87 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,082 Vicky - What happened? 88 00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:51,624 Vicky they have taken our T. V... 89 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:53,915 All the clothes also taken. 90 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,707 were you sleeping like Kumbhkaran (sleeping giant)... 91 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:57,874 ...or did you eat an entire pack of sleeping pills? 92 00:06:57,958 --> 00:07:00,957 Every morning you get possessed by some ghost or what? Move now... 93 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:03,790 grand mom we have been destroyed. Stupid have taken away everything 94 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:06,165 Why are you abusing? There is nothing that you can do 95 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:08,915 Shut up and what you are seeing from there like monkey. 96 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,249 Let me see at least, what are you doing? 97 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:13,332 We have been ruined grand mom. 98 00:07:13,416 --> 00:07:14,540 ...good that they stole the TV coz if you had... 99 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:15,749 ...to sell it to a trash picker... 100 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:16,957 ...you wouldn't have got more than one thousand. 101 00:07:17,041 --> 00:07:18,874 Your all the old sarees could've been used for this only 102 00:07:18,958 --> 00:07:20,957 What are you smelling like a dog? 103 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,999 Looks like it was the black underwear gang... just smell and see. 104 00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:27,707 Go and lodge an FIR and find out from the shop in Ambar Colony. 105 00:07:27,791 --> 00:07:29,207 They might have sold the T.V. there. 106 00:07:29,291 --> 00:07:31,707 Listen that Mar. Bhale is giving 1500 per month to the watchman... 107 00:07:31,791 --> 00:07:33,290 ...and whole night he whistles outside his house. 108 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:34,332 Why don't you increase his fees? 109 00:07:34,416 --> 00:07:36,749 Don't you dare talk about the money to me. 110 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:40,249 God knows how many kilos of detergent goes in washing your jeans... 111 00:07:40,333 --> 00:07:42,499 ...and then who pays for your shopping and... 112 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:45,582 ...club expenses with your friends? 113 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:48,332 All l know is that if you want to stay in this house... 114 00:07:48,416 --> 00:07:51,540 ...pay 5000 rupees every month... and that's final. 115 00:07:51,625 --> 00:07:54,332 Let me get the job once then I will return all your money. 116 00:07:54,416 --> 00:07:58,707 For God sake now don't start the story of doing a job. 117 00:07:58,916 --> 00:08:00,665 See the entire history so far... 118 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:03,290 no one has ever done job in the family of Arora. 119 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:04,332 Here... take this 120 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,082 Umm... I will not keep quiet. 121 00:08:06,291 --> 00:08:10,249 Why don't you take care of the business along with your uncle. 122 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:12,415 You'll have to speak English in the job. 123 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:15,332 And the expenses of the attire... l am not going to give you a penny more 124 00:08:15,416 --> 00:08:17,165 You are my mummy or my enemy. 125 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:19,540 Now where you are going with the whisky. Won't you have tea. 126 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:20,749 Get me phenyl instead 127 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:24,790 I don't know anything. Now you come to house after earning money 128 00:08:25,375 --> 00:08:28,374 Vicky stop. 129 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:30,707 Now suffer because of the pampering... 130 00:08:30,791 --> 00:08:33,999 Obviously there is no trend of 'good' morning in your father's house. 131 00:08:34,541 --> 00:08:37,540 A robbery was to happen, it happened... 132 00:08:37,916 --> 00:08:40,624 The whole life has gone by but I've never purchased... 133 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:42,790 ...anything for my own self. 134 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,165 My small parlour income can't take care of your expensive desires. 135 00:08:46,625 --> 00:08:49,040 Wants to buy a flat TV... 136 00:08:49,125 --> 00:08:50,957 What to do your destiny is only not good... 137 00:08:51,125 --> 00:08:54,999 listen, get me one more cup of tea. It's too cold. 138 00:08:55,708 --> 00:09:00,665 And as for TV, that I will buy anyways... that too Sony. 139 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:02,874 What did you think that l am dog. 140 00:09:02,958 --> 00:09:04,415 You'll sleep and I'll guard you. 141 00:09:04,666 --> 00:09:06,582 I kept you for barking. 142 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:09,499 Lazy bum. 143 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:15,290 Listen. What is this. 144 00:09:15,708 --> 00:09:16,874 Sirji you do your work. 145 00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:19,665 What are you doing. This is my car. 146 00:09:19,916 --> 00:09:20,665 Your car. 147 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:22,290 Then what. This is my car. 148 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:23,540 You keep your car. This is my dog. 149 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:25,124 You go with your dog. 150 00:09:25,291 --> 00:09:27,207 This is my dog and l am tying. What is your problem? 151 00:09:27,291 --> 00:09:29,290 If it is yours then take it somewhere else. - Why? 152 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:30,832 Munjal sir what happened. 153 00:09:30,916 --> 00:09:32,874 Nareshji no one is understanding the matter. 154 00:09:32,958 --> 00:09:34,957 I was coming from the market in the morning and... 155 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,540 ...from market I went in the park. I did exercise in the park. 156 00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:39,665 What are you doing this. You are just confusing us. 157 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:41,457 Munjal sir just clear the matter. 158 00:09:41,541 --> 00:09:44,082 You are not understanding. 159 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:47,874 I am telling that I went in the market and did exercise in the park. 160 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:49,582 When I came here then seen that this boy 161 00:09:49,666 --> 00:09:51,124 ...was tying his dog in front of my car. 162 00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:53,999 Oh god why you are taking so much time in explaining. - I'll tell you. 163 00:09:54,291 --> 00:09:55,249 this is your house. 164 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,540 Ground floor is mine. 165 00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:58,540 Ground floor is yours and car is also yours. - This is my car. 166 00:09:58,625 --> 00:09:59,832 Is it your dog. 167 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:01,249 This is not my dog. 168 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,832 You understand this. - The same thing I am telling. 169 00:10:02,916 --> 00:10:04,957 This is not my dog. You understand this. 170 00:10:05,041 --> 00:10:06,249 This is a Labrador. 171 00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:08,165 See carefully it is Doberman. 172 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:11,082 My experience says it is Labrador. 173 00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:13,207 What is this nuisance in the morning. 174 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:15,957 Now get lost from here. 175 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,790 You listen to me. 176 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:18,874 What are you doing? 177 00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:20,707 Isn't he cute? 178 00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:23,415 Listen... I was... - Excuse me. 179 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,624 Isn't he cute? 180 00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:28,040 You like it? - Yes, very much. - What the price? 181 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:32,582 Sold the dog. Bye God he is a heartless sperm. 182 00:10:33,791 --> 00:10:35,957 Are you happy now? Come on, let's go. 183 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,374 Some donor have come for interview. Shall I send them. 184 00:10:42,625 --> 00:10:43,999 Send 185 00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:46,249 Sit. 186 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:48,040 I have 17 children. 187 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,707 You won't be able to do it... 188 00:10:49,791 --> 00:10:51,915 You just give chance and see. 189 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,124 Hi Baldev. 190 00:10:53,541 --> 00:10:55,332 Hi! - Hi! 191 00:10:56,416 --> 00:10:58,207 Speak 192 00:11:00,541 --> 00:11:02,957 Get me men's magazines please 193 00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:05,540 Sir, Abhishek. 194 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:06,874 Can you do it. 195 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,249 What sir. 196 00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:11,499 How much cash do you think I will make out of this. 197 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:14,040 I stay in Noida... can do updown. 198 00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:15,082 I can sing 199 00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:16,457 I won't get money? 200 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:19,040 Latha. - Yes sir. 201 00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:20,540 Latha give me a crocin. 202 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:21,957 Okay, sir. 203 00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:23,749 Chaman. - Yes. 204 00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:28,207 Lined up all the world's losers for me. 205 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,290 Henceforth filter and then send. 206 00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:31,165 Yes sir. 207 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,707 From tomorrow onwards you start coming on my shop at Rajori. 208 00:11:33,791 --> 00:11:35,457 You will learn the work in 5 - 6 months and... 209 00:11:35,541 --> 00:11:37,582 ...hen start your own work in South Delhi. - That's right. 210 00:11:37,666 --> 00:11:40,249 Yes How long will you be wandering aimlessly here and there. 211 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,540 What's the problem? 212 00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:43,249 You are the biggest problem. 213 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:46,790 All you do is sell clothes and you will make Vicky also do the same. 214 00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:50,499 What grand mom you are also always cursing him. 215 00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:51,624 What is wrong in his work. - Again you started. 216 00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:52,832 You always taunt him about his work... 217 00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:56,749 Uncle I won't sell your polka dot clothes. I want to do a job. 218 00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:58,540 There is respect in that. 219 00:11:58,791 --> 00:12:01,874 And respect is what sets apart business class from officer class. 220 00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:03,749 I won't lift your shop shutter up and down... 221 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,374 Vicky this is no way to talk to elders. 222 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,374 Mummy I want respect. 223 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:10,249 Oh ya as if I have no respect... 224 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,999 We are disrespectable people... 225 00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:15,040 for last 50 years I am running 4 shops in Delhi 226 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,249 Brother... please - And two are on rental. 227 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,332 Brother cool down. 228 00:12:18,416 --> 00:12:19,874 He's a kid... - From where have you bought these useless apples. 229 00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:21,415 Oh - Hey you listen to me. 230 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,707 I can hire and sack fifty salesmen like you... 231 00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:24,790 Vicky my son listen. 232 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,957 grand mom it’s been fifty years since I am working... 233 00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:30,999 why don't you sometime give some respect to me... 234 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,207 If you deserve then I will give respect to you. 235 00:12:33,291 --> 00:12:35,374 grand mom when you give only then I'll deserve. 236 00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:37,624 No first you deserve and then take. 237 00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:38,707 You are strange... 238 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:39,749 You will make me sell clothes. 239 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:43,290 Hey Vicky... listen... 240 00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:46,040 You look handsome. 241 00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:48,582 Please introduce to me also to... 242 00:12:48,666 --> 00:12:49,832 What intro 243 00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:52,374 Introduce me to that girl in the parlour. 244 00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:56,124 If mom comes to know she'll give us a thrashing... 245 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:59,874 Vicky... c'mon... don't l always help aunty with her parlour things... 246 00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:03,165 Get me and intro please. - Please... 247 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,790 Bloody despot... 248 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:07,290 Okay fine... looks like you'll not help your friends... 249 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:08,165 Selfish creature... 250 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,207 Go away. 251 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:12,665 Come... have a seat 252 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,165 Speak. - Yes. 253 00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,582 Yes this is the bill for the fees and auto charges. 254 00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,790 Give these duplicate bills later... First tell the matter. 255 00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,207 His name is Vicky Arora 256 00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:25,082 wow you have won one crore rupees... 257 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,249 you idiot, I only told you that... 258 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:31,874 I am telling you. this is the bill for the snacks that I ate. 259 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:35,957 He did B. Com. from Bhagat Singh 53%... 260 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:40,082 ...loves loitering around with his friends. 261 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:41,874 Mother runs a parlour. 262 00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:46,874 He himself knows all the work... 263 00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:48,915 ...of parlour like manicure... pedicure etc... 264 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,915 Father is dead but it seems he has left a lot of money behind. 265 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,374 Status on Face book is 'complicated' but on Orkut it shows 'single'. 266 00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:56,790 And the watchman was saying that... 267 00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:59,540 ...he probably has an affair with Sweta, his neighbour... 268 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,665 His job application has been rejected from 4-5 places... 269 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,249 ...and is a beloved of his grandma... 270 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:06,040 Listen my mood is off so If there is something interesting then tell me. 271 00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:07,582 Now should I make it up or what. 272 00:14:07,666 --> 00:14:09,332 I told you the facts. 273 00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:14,082 Yes his grand father had 19 children. 274 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,374 Come again... 275 00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:21,540 19 children. There were four twins and 11 singles. 276 00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:24,707 Last child took birth in the age of 78 years. 277 00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,082 At what age? 278 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:26,915 78 years. 279 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,999 Did you cross check? 280 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,707 There is record in corporation. 281 00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:31,082 What is address. 282 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:34,707 Address is 6/124, Lajpat Nagar - 4, New Delhi. 283 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:43,665 Dolly today it's not effecting. Have you added more water? 284 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:48,999 Uhh you are drinking slowly. 285 00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:51,999 But even l am not high yet. 286 00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:54,332 Umm. Dolly I'll tell you something... 287 00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:57,332 I respect you a lot. 288 00:14:57,416 --> 00:15:02,082 grand mom let it be. By morning you will forget all this respect... 289 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:05,165 ...and be back to cursing me and my destiny. 290 00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:11,290 Don't feel bad as I speak anything in the hangover. 291 00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:17,582 But l didn't get a single penny in your dowry... 292 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:21,124 ...this hurts me till date... 293 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:22,832 ...that's why l speak like that... 294 00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:24,957 ...grand mom this is wrong. 295 00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:28,249 You know l have given my whole life... 296 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:31,540 ...and my beauty parlour income to you. 297 00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:37,374 I never served my own mother as much as I have served you. 298 00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:39,915 And you speak like this... 299 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,249 I know it. 300 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:46,665 and only you can take my tantrums... 301 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,249 ...that's why l respect you... 302 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,124 but only if you had got something for me from... 303 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,749 ...your home when you got married... 304 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,665 it would have been nice... 305 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:01,457 when Vicky wife will get nothing for you... 306 00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:03,915 then you'll know how much it hurts 307 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:09,415 Uhh grand mom l told you several times... 308 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:13,415 ..not to take the Vicky's name while drinking... 309 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,082 ...I lose the high. 310 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,332 I don't know what he will do in his life. 311 00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:25,457 He is a good boy and one day he will make our ARORA family famous. 312 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:28,957 Prepare one more. 313 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:36,499 Yes. First finish this one. - No. 314 00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:38,832 Hey you... blowing empty whistles. - Yes sir. 315 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,124 How did the theft happen when you were there? 316 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,749 Sir one round takes 15 minutes. 317 00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,540 I am the watchman and not the superman. 318 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,915 Yes sir what is the matter. 319 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,832 You are chasing me since morning. 320 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:32,749 I will dial the number 100 321 00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:34,332 Please don't misunderstand me. 322 00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:36,415 I am law abiding citizen. 323 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:40,540 I have to talk something private. 324 00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,290 Talk. It’s private only. 325 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,665 No not here. My car is there. 326 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,915 You are searching the in law. Stop the car here. 327 00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:50,290 Whatever you wish to speak, speak fast. 328 00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:53,082 Just I asked this casually. 329 00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:54,832 Now you tell me about your hobbies. 330 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,165 Hobbies... nothing. 331 00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,624 After seeing you I understand that you are correct man. 332 00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,582 Oh for what. 333 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,540 For some work. 334 00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:08,874 Sirji I mean what you want from me. 335 00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:12,165 Well what is your opinion about the sex. 336 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,415 As much as I get is less. 337 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:16,582 I saw you and understood that 338 00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:17,957 Ok ask me further. 339 00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:22,040 Except this what do you do? 340 00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:23,499 Sir what l am doing and what I am not doing... 341 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,374 ...where l am going, what is your problem. 342 00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:27,582 Stop the car here in the side. I am feeling uncomfortable. 343 00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:30,499 For every small thing tell me to stop the car. 344 00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:34,707 Anyway am Dr. Baldev Chaddha, M.D. Infertility specialist. 345 00:18:34,791 --> 00:18:36,332 Shake hand to me. 346 00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:39,624 I had a small infertility clinic in Dariaganj... 347 00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:43,582 ...for the treatment of the married couple who don't have any issue. 348 00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,790 Side by side I am running a bank also. 349 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:52,207 For that l need a special donor. Sperm donor. 350 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,165 What happen. 351 00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:57,624 What so funny? 352 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,540 Sir this is the thing for donation. 353 00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:01,207 What so funny about it? 354 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,624 Stop. 355 00:19:07,416 --> 00:19:08,749 Why are you laughing? 356 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,707 Thank you sir for dropping me home in the cold. 357 00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:12,790 What's so funny about it? 358 00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:16,207 Think about it... I will pay you well. 359 00:19:16,291 --> 00:19:18,207 Let it be thank you. 360 00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:41,540 If he wasn't my neighbour, I would have hit him with my sandal... 361 00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:46,665 You beat him and see. I will cut your water pipeline. 362 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,665 Then we'll see how you wash your henna. 363 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,457 ...Indian Idol wannabe... 364 00:19:50,666 --> 00:19:54,207 No grand mom you don't be angry. I was just joking. 365 00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:56,207 Here Vicky have this... 366 00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:57,707 I said thank you Pepsi aunty. 367 00:19:57,791 --> 00:19:59,874 Hello Dolly Beauty Parlour. 368 00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:02,457 Yes just hold on. I am calling. 369 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:05,624 Vicky your phone. - Coming mummy. 370 00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,207 Come quickly. - Yes. 371 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,249 Yes hello Vicky here. 372 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:14,415 You... this is the limit... you've like entered my house... 373 00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:19,040 No thank you sir. Now next time don't try to call me again. 374 00:20:19,916 --> 00:20:21,124 Wrong number. 375 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,874 Nowadays too wrong number phones are coming for you. 376 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:25,040 Vicky listen. 377 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,040 Yes what? 378 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,832 This is parlour's money, go and deposit it in the cooperative bank. 379 00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:31,165 No mummy 380 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,499 No ya mom... your bank is dated... it has no reputation... 381 00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:33,749 not even an ATM... 382 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,332 Don't fuss around... we've had an account in the bank since partition. 383 00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:38,332 I am going... but to open a new account. 384 00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:40,124 Vicky please don't create a new problem. 385 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,832 Sure. Sure. 386 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,415 Yeah, just give me like one hour. Okay? 387 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:53,040 Excuse me. 388 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,874 Ma'am I want to open an account. 389 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:57,540 And here is the money. 390 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,707 Have you come for the first time in the bank? 391 00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,415 Yes. 392 00:21:04,916 --> 00:21:06,374 Well, sir that's not how the accounts are opened. 393 00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:10,957 Fill up the form and take a token from that counter. 394 00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:12,665 You can come back as your number comes. 395 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,207 But Ma'am there is no one in the queue. 396 00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,582 Sir these are bank rules. Please. 397 00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:19,582 Weird rules I say. 398 00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:21,832 Sir your money. 399 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:24,040 Thank you, sister. 400 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,332 Thank you so much. 401 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,040 Ashima lunch 402 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,332 Come on, let's go. 403 00:21:33,791 --> 00:21:35,124 Ma'am you are going half day. 404 00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:37,332 I got the token also and we will fill up the form also. 405 00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:38,832 Its lunch hour sir. 406 00:21:38,916 --> 00:21:39,999 I have to go. 407 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,665 Till then you sign on the bottom. 408 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:46,082 3 passport photos and someone to introduce you. 409 00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:48,207 Why others. I can introduce myself... 410 00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:52,540 Myself Vicky Arora and you are Ashima Roy. 411 00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:54,665 Oh you are a Bengali? 412 00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:57,540 Yes l am not Punjabi. 413 00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:00,374 You bring someone else who has an account in this bank... 414 00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:01,874 ...and can introduce you. 415 00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:03,499 Okay. 416 00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:05,665 Shall we? 417 00:22:06,541 --> 00:22:08,832 Ashima, he is Varun's friend. - What? 418 00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:10,582 Sir. 419 00:22:10,666 --> 00:22:11,540 Now what? 420 00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:13,457 Fifth? 421 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:19,915 The clinic is suffering losses and you are producing one after another... 422 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,165 I have already offered you but you always say no. 423 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:27,249 Shut up. There is something called the family back ground of sperm. 424 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,582 Duffer sperm! 425 00:22:29,041 --> 00:22:31,332 Cancel all my appointments. 426 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:34,415 Madam how is it fault if I have had a fifth child? 427 00:22:35,791 --> 00:22:36,874 Here, you have... 428 00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:40,749 I thought you'd be a decent guy since you're a doctor. 429 00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:42,749 By God you really have a dirty mind. 430 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,249 Very awkward. What is dirty in that? 431 00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:48,957 You are asking youngsters to do such type of cheap work... 432 00:22:49,041 --> 00:22:50,790 Do you even know what you are talking about? 433 00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:55,207 I have good respect and my patients worship me 434 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,665 It makes no difference to me. 435 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,374 Keep your respect at home... doesn't matter to me... 436 00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:00,082 I hate kids 437 00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:01,082 But why? 438 00:23:01,208 --> 00:23:03,915 Have you ever smelled them? There is so much foul smell. 439 00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:07,999 Of urine... of potty... and when they vomit doing wuack... 440 00:23:08,416 --> 00:23:09,415 I don't want to have kids... 441 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,624 Who is telling you to give birth to a child? 442 00:23:11,708 --> 00:23:13,332 When it is my sperm then won't the child be mine? 443 00:23:13,416 --> 00:23:15,540 Only your sperm will be used. 444 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,457 Talk softly... the shop owner knows me... 445 00:23:18,541 --> 00:23:20,040 Sorry, sorry. 446 00:23:20,708 --> 00:23:23,749 Ya ya I've got it all packed... now please keep the phone... 447 00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:27,832 Now what l was saying was that... only the sperm will be yours 448 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:32,040 ...but the responsibility of the children will not be yours... 449 00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,749 Neither the susu nor the potty... 450 00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:36,207 In any case it is going waste. 451 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:39,915 Become a donor, at least someone will be benefited. 452 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,957 No how do you know that it is going waste. 453 00:23:42,583 --> 00:23:44,249 And as it is it gets wasted only... 454 00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:47,040 Shall I store it in a syntax tank overhead or what 455 00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:50,290 Don't store in the tank but store with me. 456 00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:53,082 I will give you money also for that. 457 00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:55,249 Sir why are you getting me trapped into... 458 00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:56,540 I am trapping you? 459 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,957 The real trapping is what the people in cities face these days. 460 00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:03,332 This infertility is the cancer of modern life. 461 00:24:03,416 --> 00:24:05,165 I don't want to listen. 462 00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:11,999 My dear this is the problem of insecure and highly ambitious people. 463 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,582 See the routine life. 464 00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:19,415 Sitting late in the office then fighting the traffic return home... 465 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,124 ...taking drink and again working on the laptop. 466 00:24:22,208 --> 00:24:25,374 And finally telling your wife that darling I am too tired. 467 00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:26,957 There married life becomes hell... 468 00:24:27,208 --> 00:24:28,790 One's left unable to do the real work... 469 00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:30,707 On the other hand are our villagers... 470 00:24:30,791 --> 00:24:32,540 their touch is enough to make a woman conceive 471 00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:36,582 Do you know the root cause of this problem... ask me what 472 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:38,915 what... - Stress 473 00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:40,165 What? 474 00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:41,290 Stress. - Stress. 475 00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:45,040 The sperm count becomes low as the stress goes higher. 476 00:24:45,166 --> 00:24:48,082 You and the village... same to same... copy... ditto 477 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:51,374 lucky... happy... and stress free... highly fertile... 478 00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:53,832 ...help me please 479 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:56,040 you've come back to your purpose... 480 00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:59,665 I don't want to do this social service. 481 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:02,165 Okay, I agree to you. 482 00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:04,999 But what is the guarantee that there will be child. 483 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,957 No there is no guarantee... 484 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:09,665 No guarantee. 485 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,082 But this will be known... 486 00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:15,290 ...whether you are capable to give birth to a child or not. 487 00:25:16,958 --> 00:25:18,540 Stop the car. - Yes. 488 00:25:18,625 --> 00:25:20,957 I said stop the car. - One minute what happened? 489 00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:22,499 Stop the car. 490 00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:24,582 What happened? 491 00:25:25,541 --> 00:25:28,124 Hello! 492 00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:34,332 How could you say it... that I am not fit for that... 493 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,499 I cannot give birth to a child? 494 00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:37,874 Don't misunderstand me. 495 00:25:37,958 --> 00:25:39,874 Misunderstanding... my foot... 496 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:41,415 Now dare you call me ever again... 497 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,582 Listen to me. 498 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,499 Who are you to talk such crap about me? 499 00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:47,207 Don't misunderstand me. 500 00:25:53,791 --> 00:25:54,999 Sorry dear 501 00:25:56,666 --> 00:26:00,332 I'm telling you... l can give birth to as many kids... 502 00:26:02,583 --> 00:26:06,082 That is exactly why I came to you. 503 00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:22,207 Heights of being a pile on ya... 504 00:26:22,625 --> 00:26:24,040 Now what are you doing here? 505 00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:28,165 Drinking affects the strength of the sperm... 506 00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:29,624 Uhhhhh... 507 00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:32,124 I haven't said yes to you as yet... 508 00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:33,707 But you haven't said no either... 509 00:26:34,416 --> 00:26:35,790 Understand my problem. 510 00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:48,249 Will you have cold coffee? 511 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:49,874 Can l drop you somewhere? 512 00:26:49,958 --> 00:26:54,332 See Vicky I am not pressurizing you. but please understand my situation... 513 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:57,915 Can we talk in the evening. Ok. 514 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,707 Shall I wait. 515 00:26:59,833 --> 00:27:01,624 What time, what time in the evening? 516 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:05,999 There is one link. 517 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:11,249 My cousin's brother in law works with the RBI. 518 00:27:11,916 --> 00:27:13,624 Sorry sir, not possible. 519 00:27:16,041 --> 00:27:18,582 I think I'll now have to find a source in the ministry 520 00:27:18,708 --> 00:27:20,165 Not even then sir 521 00:27:22,250 --> 00:27:23,957 There must be some way out. 522 00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:26,915 I don't know anyone who has an account with your bank 523 00:27:27,708 --> 00:27:29,040 ...does that mean I can't get my account opened? 524 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:32,582 Sir l have already told you I do not have the authority. 525 00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:34,374 You could speak to the Branch Manager. 526 00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:36,499 I spoke to him 527 00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:43,915 By the way Ashima, your account is with this bank right? 528 00:27:45,416 --> 00:27:46,332 Obviously 529 00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:49,165 Let’s, you and me become friends... 530 00:27:49,958 --> 00:27:52,374 ...and you give me a NOC... my works done... 531 00:27:53,708 --> 00:27:55,540 Sir l don't know you. 532 00:27:58,166 --> 00:27:59,457 Care for some coffee 533 00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:06,665 I'll get some connection... see you... 534 00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:15,124 Dr. Chaddha I really gave it a serious thought 535 00:28:15,291 --> 00:28:18,665 I am unemployed, sort of good for nothing... 536 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,457 that doesn't mean I'd do such kind of silly work... 537 00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:23,790 So my final decision is a NO! 538 00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:27,749 Do you believe in God. 539 00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:29,832 Almost 540 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:31,999 Then, for god's sake say yes 541 00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:37,582 See if I don't get a donor like you, my clinic will get ruined... 542 00:28:37,666 --> 00:28:39,207 the competition is very tough... 543 00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:40,999 ...everything will get ruined... 544 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:42,874 Listen don't do this emotional talk. 545 00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:46,040 Please go ahead and catch some other party. 546 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:47,040 Thank you. 547 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:49,415 What are you saying? 548 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:52,290 Here... things are getting ruined and you're saying... 549 00:28:52,375 --> 00:28:53,540 ...I should speak to someone else... 550 00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:55,499 It won't be that easy to get someone else 551 00:28:55,833 --> 00:28:57,957 So what do I care... sit on the seat... 552 00:28:58,791 --> 00:29:01,082 Is there only one guy in the whole of Delhi. 553 00:29:01,625 --> 00:29:03,790 ...neither does he belong to the Tatas or Birlas... 554 00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:07,207 You're just wasting your time behind him... for no reason... 555 00:29:07,708 --> 00:29:09,374 There is... 556 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,957 There is... something in the boy 557 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:17,707 This one is of our south trip. That time Vicky was 8 years old. 558 00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:19,499 And this one... is when l was young 559 00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:21,540 You don't look old now either. 560 00:29:22,916 --> 00:29:23,999 Thank you. 561 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:26,874 Well... - By the way I'm not that old... 562 00:29:27,375 --> 00:29:29,790 ...but when faced with increasing responsibilities at a young age... 563 00:29:29,875 --> 00:29:32,499 ...the stress does come out on the body and face. - Yes yes. 564 00:29:33,541 --> 00:29:34,707 And this one is my husband's. 565 00:29:34,791 --> 00:29:37,290 He died after this trip. This is his last photo. 566 00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:39,415 Doesn't he look a lot like Obama. 567 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:42,165 Yes yes... same to same... just 2 shades fairer... 568 00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:45,832 Whenever that chap comes on TV, I leave all my work and sit... 569 00:29:46,541 --> 00:29:49,415 It feels as if he has taken a rebirth in America. 570 00:29:50,208 --> 00:29:51,957 Oh Vicky you've come. 571 00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:54,790 You didn't tell me that you are starting a business with Chaddha sir. 572 00:29:56,875 --> 00:29:58,124 You got quite late. 573 00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:03,374 You were quite a naughty boy... have come to know of your entire history... 574 00:30:03,458 --> 00:30:05,540 But l didn't reveal that thing, promise... 575 00:30:05,625 --> 00:30:10,457 Shit man, by god, mom's swear, you have crossed the limit 576 00:30:10,666 --> 00:30:13,707 Relax, mummy will hear it 577 00:30:13,791 --> 00:30:16,040 Please, don't touch me. 578 00:30:16,375 --> 00:30:19,249 Do you know what a big pile on you are? 579 00:30:23,666 --> 00:30:26,165 See if you don't want to do it, then don't. 580 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,040 But don't call me a pile on. 581 00:30:29,458 --> 00:30:30,582 It hurts. 582 00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:31,707 You only tell me... 583 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:33,790 Sir l am a common man. 584 00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:36,790 I live in Lajpat Nagar's refugee colony... 585 00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:37,957 My mother is a widow. 586 00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:41,290 If she, Pepsi aunty, Sharma's, Bhalla's, Chopra's... 587 00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:44,332 if they come to know that I do such... meaning such kind of work... 588 00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:45,832 ...then I'll lose all my respect... 589 00:30:45,916 --> 00:30:47,999 you'll get me thrown out of the colony. 590 00:30:48,375 --> 00:30:54,874 See what l am trying to say is that I am a certified MBBS doctor... 591 00:30:55,833 --> 00:30:57,499 ...and this work is legal. 592 00:30:57,708 --> 00:31:00,665 Not from today but since the times of the Mahabharata. 593 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:03,915 I can stand at India Gate and announce that... 594 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,499 ...it’s an ancient science... 595 00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:10,415 when women couldn't have children, they used to call Rishis... 596 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:14,290 Rishis used to give their blessings... 'tatha asthu'... 597 00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:19,624 ...and there... done... it's a very ancient science... what's wrong in it 598 00:31:19,916 --> 00:31:22,749 And if you look at it from a business point of view... 599 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,582 ...then you can make money, I can make money... 600 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:29,457 ...my clinic will get saved... rest is upto you... 601 00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:35,999 Should I leave? 602 00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:37,374 Good night. - Good night. 603 00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:49,874 Yes. 604 00:31:49,958 --> 00:31:53,832 Yes, Dr. Chaddha had come in the morning, he's very jocular by nature 605 00:31:53,916 --> 00:31:56,915 Whiskey has come back... don't know from where Dr. Chaddha got him from 606 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,124 Okay, mom. 607 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:07,915 The baby has to be matching with us. 608 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,249 We are very classy people... 609 00:32:09,333 --> 00:32:11,874 ...we want our baby to be like us... refined... you know. 610 00:32:12,291 --> 00:32:13,874 Absolutely aristocratic... 611 00:32:14,583 --> 00:32:19,290 Not a problem. Just fill up your requirements in the form. 612 00:32:19,916 --> 00:32:22,915 Next week John Abraham is coming to Delhi. 613 00:32:23,291 --> 00:32:25,499 If he agrees, then we'll make a deal with him. 614 00:32:25,583 --> 00:32:26,874 Don't joke, Baldev. 615 00:32:26,958 --> 00:32:29,707 Madam you are the one joking. 616 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:32,082 See it is my guarantee to give you a healthy sperm... 617 00:32:32,166 --> 00:32:34,290 ...with a good hit rate. 618 00:32:34,375 --> 00:32:38,040 But whether the baby will be well behaved or naughty how I can tell? 619 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:40,832 You have a nice day. - Thank you very much, Dr. Baldev. 620 00:32:40,916 --> 00:32:41,999 Next 621 00:32:43,458 --> 00:32:44,540 Sir! 622 00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:46,040 Don't you think it is a little bit funny? 623 00:32:46,125 --> 00:32:47,582 Yeah, that's okay. It’s alright. 624 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,624 Listen to me clearly. 625 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:57,957 Tell me. 626 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:01,540 I am doing this only for pocket money. 627 00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:05,499 There has been no change of heart 628 00:33:05,625 --> 00:33:06,540 Okay. 629 00:33:06,708 --> 00:33:08,082 I still hate children. 630 00:33:08,666 --> 00:33:10,957 Got it. 631 00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:12,290 Go there. 632 00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:13,957 Latha. - Yes sir... 633 00:33:14,041 --> 00:33:15,290 Take his details. 634 00:33:15,416 --> 00:33:16,290 Okay sir. 635 00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:17,749 Name? 636 00:33:17,833 --> 00:33:18,707 Vicky Arora. 637 00:33:18,791 --> 00:33:19,749 Sex? 638 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:20,915 Male. 639 00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:22,874 Age? - 25. 640 00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:24,165 Height? - 5'10 641 00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:25,790 Come. - You're coming with me? 642 00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:27,915 Yes, sir. Come sir 643 00:33:30,833 --> 00:33:33,874 There is the wash basin, and here is the tissue paper... 644 00:33:34,416 --> 00:33:35,624 ...and here is the container. 645 00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:37,999 In this, you may throw it and store it... 646 00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:42,582 Okay sir. 647 00:34:08,541 --> 00:34:09,582 Done sir. 648 00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:15,832 What happened? 649 00:34:15,916 --> 00:34:17,124 Wouldn't happen like this... 650 00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:19,374 No problem. 651 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:22,415 This is called performance pressure in medical terms. 652 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,832 Everyone goes through it... even cricketers before a game... 653 00:34:24,916 --> 00:34:25,957 Don't get tensed. 654 00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:27,665 Come with me. 655 00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:29,707 Come come... inside here... 656 00:34:29,958 --> 00:34:30,832 Lata! 657 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,040 Yes sir. 658 00:34:32,291 --> 00:34:34,790 Thank you. 659 00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:36,290 sit... sit 660 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:39,165 Don't take stress. We have a solution for everything. 661 00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:40,874 Here, take this this Oh Boi... 662 00:34:41,291 --> 00:34:43,499 Double X boys... Excite boys... 663 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:50,749 Triple X... and this is wild ones... right... 664 00:34:51,041 --> 00:34:51,999 All the best. 665 00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:55,790 Play the DVD and put on the headphones... all the best 666 00:35:10,916 --> 00:35:11,874 Done? 667 00:35:12,208 --> 00:35:13,874 Done sir. 668 00:35:15,916 --> 00:35:18,290 Congratulations. Your first payment. 669 00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:20,499 Balance will be paid to you after completing the procedure. 670 00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:21,707 Balance payment. 671 00:35:22,208 --> 00:35:24,999 What I mean is that for the next five to six months... 672 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:27,790 ...this sample will be tested in the lab... 673 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,874 ...and if there is a meeting with the egg then we shall pay you the balance. 674 00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:33,457 As it is we have a done deal right 675 00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:34,624 You just enjoy! 676 00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:36,749 The spark plug is jammed 677 00:35:36,833 --> 00:35:41,124 My destiny is doomed 678 00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:45,290 Sharma's, Rowde's, Bhalla's, all victims 679 00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:49,707 Part of the guilty army 680 00:35:51,791 --> 00:35:53,874 No more prayers, no more medicines 681 00:35:53,958 --> 00:35:55,749 I am changing my style 682 00:35:56,041 --> 00:35:57,915 Let all men take a hike 683 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,874 I have found the potent Chaddha 684 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:03,332 Chasing... 685 00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:12,415 Chaddha is on the pursuit 686 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,582 Vicky you... now what... 687 00:36:14,833 --> 00:36:17,332 You had told me that you will meet me when I get myself a job. 688 00:36:17,583 --> 00:36:18,790 So I came here first 689 00:36:18,916 --> 00:36:20,082 Yeah? 690 00:36:20,666 --> 00:36:21,790 Oh you are working now 691 00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:24,165 Marketing? - Yuck... 692 00:36:24,541 --> 00:36:25,707 I am a sperm donor 693 00:36:28,541 --> 00:36:30,957 Only sick people like you can do this kind of work. 694 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:33,874 Next time don't show me your face... Get lost. 695 00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:39,124 He's modern's world's handyman 696 00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:41,415 Going all around with his sticky hands 697 00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:46,332 Ashima. 698 00:36:47,458 --> 00:36:48,332 Hello 699 00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:49,832 Ashima 700 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:56,082 Ashima - Ashima 701 00:36:56,666 --> 00:36:57,707 Heck! 702 00:36:58,083 --> 00:36:59,707 Ashima - Hello 703 00:37:00,291 --> 00:37:02,124 ...Is she your relative? 704 00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:03,332 Brother I was helping you. 705 00:37:03,416 --> 00:37:05,540 Keep your help with yourself, and get out of here. 706 00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:07,124 Seriously, the world just does not appreciate decency... 707 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:09,290 And why should I go that way, I'll go this way... 708 00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:10,624 Get lost. 709 00:37:10,708 --> 00:37:12,999 I am a sperm donor - What? 710 00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:22,374 Chaddha is on the pursuit 711 00:37:26,708 --> 00:37:27,999 Couldn't you knock before entering 712 00:37:28,583 --> 00:37:29,832 Why you are feeling shy? 713 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,499 Mummy papa have gone for a wedding. 714 00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:33,957 I.T.O. 715 00:37:34,041 --> 00:37:37,040 So you've come parading yourself, to celebrate your honeymoon... 716 00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:40,165 You get lost! 717 00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:42,540 Now even if you call me, I won't come... 718 00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:46,707 ...you know that Sunny and Bunty, they're always running after me... 719 00:37:47,083 --> 00:37:48,832 ...and that Pitampura guy, he's even bought a car... 720 00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:50,207 I've got everyone hanging just for you... 721 00:37:50,291 --> 00:37:53,499 Who are you showing attitude to... I've never stopped you... 722 00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:56,540 Fine, I'm just warning you... 723 00:37:57,791 --> 00:37:59,540 ...that there's a whole cue of boys waiting for me out there... 724 00:37:59,875 --> 00:38:02,457 so don't be in this illusion that you're the only one... 725 00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:05,790 Shut the door... I've to change my shirt 726 00:38:05,875 --> 00:38:07,457 Ya ya no one's watching you... 727 00:38:08,125 --> 00:38:09,374 bloody loser! 728 00:38:09,625 --> 00:38:10,874 She thinks she is too smart. 729 00:38:11,083 --> 00:38:12,124 I am coming, mother! - Just go. 730 00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:14,249 Hey Vicky... listen up brother... 731 00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:16,832 Just go off to sleep man... always butting in from behind 732 00:38:17,125 --> 00:38:19,374 Listen Dimpy, from the parlour, was giving me the look... 733 00:38:19,458 --> 00:38:20,874 getting it ya... 734 00:38:20,958 --> 00:38:21,957 You went to the parlour. - Yes 735 00:38:22,041 --> 00:38:23,874 Mum will take my case... don't ever do that again. 736 00:38:24,416 --> 00:38:26,665 Sorry, see you always get the action bro... 737 00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:28,040 ...here I have a genuine problem right... 738 00:38:28,166 --> 00:38:30,915 Alright, listen, listen, Don't introduce me, that's alright. 739 00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:32,082 Get me from somewhere else then... 740 00:38:32,166 --> 00:38:34,124 Who am I 741 00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:36,207 Get me some action ya bro - Here take mine... 742 00:38:37,125 --> 00:38:39,415 You are forgetting your promise. 743 00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:41,124 The love goddess will never forgive you... 744 00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:54,374 Oh Vicky! 745 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:56,665 Congratulations. 746 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,332 We met at the bank. - Really 747 00:38:58,416 --> 00:38:59,624 Get my account opened 748 00:38:59,750 --> 00:39:02,790 How are you? - Very good. 749 00:39:05,833 --> 00:39:07,707 Hey... what's up 750 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:10,582 Hi! 751 00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:14,415 Looking sweet. Different... kind of cute 752 00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:16,124 Thank you. 753 00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:20,040 So, you're single. 754 00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:22,249 How would you know? 755 00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:26,040 Otherwise your boyfriend would be sniffing around like a dog... 756 00:39:26,125 --> 00:39:27,874 ...guarding you... - Excuse me. 757 00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:32,332 I am an independent working girl and not like other girls 758 00:39:32,708 --> 00:39:33,290 I know. 759 00:39:33,375 --> 00:39:34,832 Therefore don't even try. 760 00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:37,832 Why, working girls don't have affairs? 761 00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:42,249 May be, but they definitely don't need a boyfriend sniffing around them... 762 00:39:42,916 --> 00:39:44,249 ...at least I don't 763 00:39:44,333 --> 00:39:46,582 Madam see... that depends... 764 00:39:46,791 --> 00:39:48,957 ...if you trap a simple, decent dog... 765 00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:52,249 I mean boyfriend like me... then he is bound to sniff around... 766 00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:57,957 I am trapping you... don't forget you came here to speak to me... 767 00:39:58,041 --> 00:39:58,999 don't forget... 768 00:39:59,208 --> 00:40:02,082 Look... standing here alone..., all dressed up... 769 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:05,540 ...these are the beginnings of setting the trap... 770 00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:09,624 I didn't know that I'd meet you here... 771 00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:13,415 And if you would have known, you wouldn't have come dressed up? 772 00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:15,999 I wouldn't have come! 773 00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:18,749 Hi. 774 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:28,540 You are back!! 775 00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:31,540 No, am still stuck in traffic. Didn't sleep yet... 776 00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:37,332 Your dad would snore all night, let out gas repeatedly... 777 00:40:37,750 --> 00:40:40,707 I would fight that you are not letting me sleep... 778 00:40:40,791 --> 00:40:44,415 I would then come to your room and sleep... 779 00:40:44,750 --> 00:40:48,415 ...and no sooner would I catch a wink than he'd come & call me... 780 00:40:48,708 --> 00:40:52,374 ...would hold my hand all night long... 781 00:40:52,666 --> 00:40:56,874 ...how do I suppose I'd feel sleepy now all alone? 782 00:40:57,416 --> 00:40:58,499 Shall I prepare a drink. 783 00:41:05,208 --> 00:41:08,582 No, I'll go in just five minutes and sleep down 784 00:41:23,375 --> 00:41:27,540 By the way hundred percent we share some higher connection between... 785 00:41:28,291 --> 00:41:29,582 we keep bumping into each other... 786 00:41:29,666 --> 00:41:31,832 first at the market, then on the road... 787 00:41:32,125 --> 00:41:36,915 ...then at the sangeet... quite unbelievable. 788 00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:43,165 Remove the life out of the computer... what're you so busy with... 789 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:44,915 ...that you can't even spare a minute to respond... 790 00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:48,415 ...there's this dude sitting in front of you talking crap... 791 00:41:49,625 --> 00:41:51,040 ...at least respond... 792 00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:55,665 Sir this is not my drawing room. 793 00:41:55,750 --> 00:41:58,749 That I should entertain you... it's a bank... 794 00:41:59,291 --> 00:42:02,207 Give me your address, drawing room, bedroom... 795 00:42:02,291 --> 00:42:06,499 we could chat anywhere. even I am quite uncomfortable here 796 00:42:13,875 --> 00:42:14,499 Sorry. 797 00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:20,332 Was telling you... to be seated quietly... now you've broken it... 798 00:42:20,708 --> 00:42:22,540 ...give you one tight one... 799 00:42:22,625 --> 00:42:25,040 Sir is that your son... 800 00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,082 ...yes he is my son. 801 00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:27,832 No just think and be sure that he is your son. 802 00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:30,249 Yes he is my son. 803 00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:32,249 Does anyone get his son to the bank for an outing... 804 00:42:32,916 --> 00:42:34,499 ...it’s the worlds most boring place... 805 00:42:34,708 --> 00:42:36,290 ...listen kid you carry on playing 806 00:42:42,208 --> 00:42:43,915 He's come here so many times. 807 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,624 I know he is an over the top guy, but he's cute. 808 00:42:46,708 --> 00:42:48,790 Come on your single enjoy it. 809 00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:50,749 Don't be a bore 810 00:42:51,083 --> 00:42:52,249 Enjoy 811 00:42:52,583 --> 00:42:53,957 What bore... 812 00:42:54,458 --> 00:42:57,665 ...why do you people feel that I don't want to be in a relationship. 813 00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:00,290 No listen. I have to be sure first. 814 00:43:00,958 --> 00:43:04,415 Yes but at least meet him once & as it is... 815 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:06,290 ...who is asking you to have sex with him. 816 00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:08,999 Look at these marriage photos... both of you are looking so cute together. 817 00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:10,457 See this one. 818 00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:56,874 Dr. Trehan any problem. 819 00:43:58,041 --> 00:44:00,290 Ok let me call you back. 820 00:44:01,041 --> 00:44:02,499 Whose sample is this? 821 00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:04,374 Is everything ok. 822 00:44:04,458 --> 00:44:06,249 Ok. more than ok. 823 00:44:06,458 --> 00:44:07,915 I say unbelievable. 824 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,832 His sperm count is 100 million and motility rate is very strong. 825 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,249 Outstanding. 826 00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,707 Who is this? 827 00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:16,624 Well, he's a foreigner... 828 00:44:16,916 --> 00:44:19,457 So finally you found your Alexander 829 00:44:19,541 --> 00:44:21,874 Dr. Trehan why are you joking with me. 830 00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:29,665 Hello Chaman give an appointment to Bhatia. 831 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:31,415 Vicky! - Yes 832 00:44:32,750 --> 00:44:35,582 Some Chaman had come by in the morning... 833 00:44:35,666 --> 00:44:37,332 ...and gave this sweet box... 834 00:44:37,833 --> 00:44:39,540 835 00:44:39,916 --> 00:44:40,999 When did he come. 836 00:44:41,083 --> 00:44:43,124 He had come early in the morning 837 00:44:46,375 --> 00:44:47,499 So how does it feel. 838 00:44:47,583 --> 00:44:49,915 You've conceived for the first time... that too twins... 839 00:44:50,375 --> 00:44:54,707 I am shit sacred... 840 00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:58,915 Meaning why the hell did you send the laddoos home... 841 00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:02,040 ...henceforth am not telling anyone that I am a sperm donor... 842 00:45:02,375 --> 00:45:05,749 ...the women are slapping me while you’re making me eat laddoos 843 00:45:05,833 --> 00:45:09,082 You know... women they're just wired differently... 844 00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:12,874 ...god hasn't made such a woman who can understand a man... 845 00:45:13,083 --> 00:45:16,249 ...but you don't feel disappointed... it'll affect... 846 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:19,790 ...and with such women... neither waste your time nor your sperm... 847 00:45:19,875 --> 00:45:21,874 ...seriously your sperm count is outstanding... 848 00:45:21,958 --> 00:45:23,124 first time in my career... 849 00:45:23,375 --> 00:45:24,624 let’s give it another shot... 850 00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:28,624 No sir the world is very mean. 851 00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:32,290 If everyone comes to know... doing nothing, am becoming a father... 852 00:45:32,708 --> 00:45:35,249 And if your clients spread the word... 853 00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:38,082 ...then mom will throw me out of the house... 854 00:45:38,291 --> 00:45:40,415 Why would the clients spread the news. 855 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:43,290 There is confidentiality clause in the contract 856 00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:49,040 Sir may I say something, I did this just once just to keep your word... 857 00:45:49,208 --> 00:45:50,290 ...now I don't want to make a habit out of it... 858 00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:52,040 No no make it a habit. 859 00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:53,415 Idiotic. 860 00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:55,374 Yes mummy. 861 00:45:55,458 --> 00:45:56,874 Did you purchase a TV 862 00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:58,082 What TV 863 00:45:58,166 --> 00:46:00,624 Yes they've brought this LCD 864 00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:01,665 LCD? 865 00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:02,874 Yes. 866 00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:05,457 Why aren't you speaking? Where did you get the money from? 867 00:46:05,958 --> 00:46:07,915 Ya... ya ya mom it's yours keep it. 868 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,415 Keep it inside please 869 00:46:11,541 --> 00:46:13,249 Long live my Vicky. 870 00:46:13,333 --> 00:46:15,624 Look Vicky if you've touched my bank account... 871 00:46:15,708 --> 00:46:17,124 ...I am telling you... don't increase my BP... 872 00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:19,040 Ya mom I'll explain later 873 00:46:21,458 --> 00:46:22,457 TV. 874 00:46:22,541 --> 00:46:23,165 LCD! 875 00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:25,499 LCD... and this is just the beginning... 876 00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:29,832 Bhatia has sent the LCD in celebration of his twins. 877 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,665 Now you wait and watch what all you'll get both... 878 00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:33,124 ...in cash and in kind... 879 00:46:33,208 --> 00:46:36,124 ...there is much to enjoy for a sperm like you 880 00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:38,707 What would be the cost of LCD 881 00:46:38,791 --> 00:46:40,332 Fifty to sixty thousand. 882 00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:43,540 Sir why don't you understand. 883 00:46:43,625 --> 00:46:45,999 Technically I have become a father... 884 00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:48,332 ...and it feels really strange 885 00:46:48,416 --> 00:46:50,207 What feeling my dear 886 00:46:50,708 --> 00:46:52,499 Just do what you feel like doing... 887 00:46:52,583 --> 00:46:54,832 eat well, sleep well, and dress well... 888 00:46:54,916 --> 00:46:57,124 ...don't take stress... it'll affect your sperms 889 00:46:57,208 --> 00:47:00,207 All the time sperm sperm. Cant you ever think of anything else... 890 00:47:00,416 --> 00:47:02,665 Listen listen... 891 00:47:02,916 --> 00:47:05,332 I get like over a thousand biodatas everyday... 892 00:47:05,416 --> 00:47:07,790 ...with people applying to be sperm donors... 893 00:47:07,875 --> 00:47:09,790 ...ask Chaman if you wish to... 894 00:47:10,375 --> 00:47:12,957 If you had so much choice why did you select me. 895 00:47:13,041 --> 00:47:16,499 Listen... sit... sit... 896 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:20,874 ...call it 20 years experience or 6th sense... 897 00:47:21,166 --> 00:47:24,165 I can tell a good sperm just by looking at a man's face... 898 00:47:25,875 --> 00:47:27,040 You're taking my case... 899 00:47:27,125 --> 00:47:29,540 See your report, its brilliant. 900 00:47:29,833 --> 00:47:33,124 Such DNA belong only to the true Aryans... 901 00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:37,665 you’re a pure Aryan... you're the son of an Aryan you bloody... 902 00:47:41,666 --> 00:47:43,374 ...you're the son of an Aryan you bloody... 903 00:47:49,125 --> 00:47:50,582 Confused sperm. 904 00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:51,915 Listen 905 00:47:52,125 --> 00:47:55,290 Have you ever heard the name of Alexander. 906 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,957 Your DNA belongs to his family. 907 00:47:58,208 --> 00:47:59,249 What are you talking. 908 00:47:59,375 --> 00:48:01,957 Listen listen 909 00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:04,915 Look... whets written here... 910 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,290 Map - Map 911 00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:07,249 What's written here... 912 00:48:07,333 --> 00:48:09,457 The conquest of Alexander the Great 913 00:48:09,541 --> 00:48:12,915 Look this is Macedonia, Alexander's country... 914 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,707 from here he takes off... continues continues... 915 00:48:15,791 --> 00:48:17,957 reaches here Asia Minor meaning Turkey... 916 00:48:18,041 --> 00:48:20,999 from Turkey he takes off straight, then left then again left and... 917 00:48:21,083 --> 00:48:23,249 ...then a right and reaches Persia... 918 00:48:23,416 --> 00:48:28,124 ...after crossing Persia... and via Hindukush he entered into INDIA... 919 00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:33,665 ...but before he reached INDIA... he had many marriages... 920 00:48:34,250 --> 00:48:36,707 ...post marriage left his soldiers behind... 921 00:48:36,791 --> 00:48:40,207 Alexander's soldiers and local women had sex... 922 00:48:40,416 --> 00:48:45,499 ...and married each other... and had their children... understood... 923 00:48:45,583 --> 00:48:48,790 ...and you guys came here only after the partition right? 924 00:48:48,875 --> 00:48:50,832 And Lajpat nagar is full of refugees... 925 00:48:50,916 --> 00:48:54,207 ...you also are a refugee right... so all this happened right there... 926 00:48:55,208 --> 00:49:00,457 what I am trying to say is that you are a pure Aryan race! 927 00:49:00,541 --> 00:49:04,957 Don't believe me do you... look this is history and this is science... 928 00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:08,374 they both go along together... parallel 929 00:49:08,916 --> 00:49:10,707 I am a man of science 930 00:49:11,041 --> 00:49:12,957 We cannot go on together... parallel... 931 00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:14,749 ...just drop me home please 932 00:49:15,458 --> 00:49:21,540 Listen... the sperm count of an Aryan is best in the world. 933 00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:25,374 I get all types of demands from overseas... 934 00:49:25,666 --> 00:49:29,832 ...sperm samples of Brad Pitt, Shahrukh Khan, Lady Gaga, Beckham. 935 00:49:29,916 --> 00:49:35,290 Clients demand the sperm samples of such celebrities... 936 00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:38,207 Now you please tell me where am I to get their samples from... 937 00:49:39,208 --> 00:49:41,874 ...but since there is a demand we would have to meet it 938 00:49:42,375 --> 00:49:43,457 How? 939 00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:45,040 You are there na... 940 00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:49,040 You play cricket so you are my Dhoni... 941 00:49:49,250 --> 00:49:51,874 ...handsome you already are, so there is my Beckham... 942 00:49:52,208 --> 00:49:54,957 you dance, sing well... there you go - Lady Gaga... 943 00:49:55,208 --> 00:49:58,790 and drama is inborn in us Indians... so you become my Shahrukh... 944 00:50:00,041 --> 00:50:03,374 ...consumer is happy and so is the manufacturer... 945 00:50:05,208 --> 00:50:07,999 Sir increase my rate then... 946 00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:11,749 Rascal. 947 00:50:12,791 --> 00:50:14,290 Greedy sperm... 948 00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:36,374 When this little flower bud blooms into a plant 949 00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:41,332 It blooms into a bud. 950 00:50:42,416 --> 00:50:43,874 Hey, iPhone has come. 951 00:50:45,416 --> 00:50:46,832 This is a 16GB one. 952 00:50:46,916 --> 00:50:49,082 Dear, I had asked for a 32 GB one. 953 00:50:49,458 --> 00:50:50,499 Cheers. 954 00:50:51,083 --> 00:50:53,207 It blooms into a bud 955 00:50:53,291 --> 00:50:56,665 And so does the demand for this... 956 00:50:56,750 --> 00:50:59,790 ...that and just about everything that money can buy 957 00:51:00,041 --> 00:51:00,999 Dolly Arora.. 958 00:51:01,083 --> 00:51:04,749 Didn't you say Rs.5,000 per month? This is 5,000.. 959 00:51:05,291 --> 00:51:06,832 From where did you get this money? 960 00:51:06,916 --> 00:51:08,999 We want the best quality sperm 961 00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:15,957 Don't worry about the money 962 00:51:18,166 --> 00:51:20,249 We're getting demand from foreign countries... 963 00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:23,082 Give me cash. - Cash. - Cash. 964 00:51:23,333 --> 00:51:25,499 I need a good quality Indian sperm donor. 965 00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:28,249 Cash. Give me cash. 966 00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:30,374 Cash. 967 00:51:39,166 --> 00:51:41,040 Mrs Bhatia breathe... 968 00:51:43,416 --> 00:51:44,707 Take a deep breath... 969 00:51:44,791 --> 00:51:51,707 When this little plant turns into a big tree 970 00:51:52,750 --> 00:51:55,499 Turns into a big tree 971 00:51:58,375 --> 00:52:05,457 The feeling takes over to live big, in style and live free 972 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:11,957 And so does the demand for this... 973 00:52:12,208 --> 00:52:15,082 ...that and just about everything that money can buy 974 00:52:15,541 --> 00:52:22,124 As the wants are unlimited and even bigger than the sky 975 00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:51,165 I am late. I will try and make it as soon as l can. 976 00:52:57,291 --> 00:52:58,457 Auto. 977 00:53:01,375 --> 00:53:04,957 What are you doing madam. Delhi is not safe in night. Come. 978 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,207 First CR park please 979 00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:16,457 So, how's work at the bank going... 980 00:53:16,541 --> 00:53:19,582 ...but you have quite an interesting job... 981 00:53:20,125 --> 00:53:21,999 ...just sit back and count others' cash... 982 00:53:25,291 --> 00:53:27,249 Don't you get bored... 983 00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:33,457 Meaning there isn't a single guy in the bank that you could check out... 984 00:53:34,208 --> 00:53:37,332 I go there for work, not to check out guy 985 00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:40,749 As I told you, I am not interested. 986 00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:44,165 That's the problem... just chill... 987 00:53:44,291 --> 00:53:49,082 ...take life lightly... else you'll be frustrated all life long 988 00:53:49,583 --> 00:53:52,332 Well, am l the frustrated one or you... 989 00:53:52,666 --> 00:53:53,582 You. 990 00:53:53,666 --> 00:53:56,040 ...who was checking out those useless magazines. 991 00:53:58,791 --> 00:54:01,207 O.K. so I did see those magazines... 992 00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:03,207 but didn't buy a single one... check if you wish to... 993 00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:04,874 Please Take left in the street. 994 00:54:05,291 --> 00:54:07,374 Here's your Bengali colony 995 00:54:07,708 --> 00:54:08,790 Ashima... 996 00:54:09,875 --> 00:54:11,832 ...no bye... no thanks... 997 00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:13,582 Am not that bad... 998 00:54:20,208 --> 00:54:21,249 Good night. 999 00:54:21,958 --> 00:54:25,082 Sir by the way you could have done much. 1000 00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:27,665 Just take it to Lajpat Nagar 1001 00:54:28,458 --> 00:54:30,082 You're a smart chap... 1002 00:54:30,166 --> 00:54:31,749 Don't talk crap... let’s go 1003 00:54:40,291 --> 00:54:41,374 This way. 1004 00:54:43,625 --> 00:54:44,665 Hi! 1005 00:54:44,833 --> 00:54:47,415 Hi I am sorry l got late... too much traffic... 1006 00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:50,249 uhh should we order for lunch? 1007 00:54:50,416 --> 00:54:53,665 Obviously but l thought you would not come. 1008 00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:56,790 Now that night you dropped me at home safely 1009 00:54:56,958 --> 00:55:00,415 ...didn't even take the money for auto also, so one lunch is O.K. 1010 00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:02,957 I was going home in the auto anyways. 1011 00:55:04,708 --> 00:55:06,374 Anyway where do you work. 1012 00:55:06,458 --> 00:55:07,540 What. 1013 00:55:07,791 --> 00:55:09,290 Where do you work. 1014 00:55:09,375 --> 00:55:14,582 I am looking for a job and for time being I am in export import. 1015 00:55:14,666 --> 00:55:15,957 Of what? 1016 00:55:17,208 --> 00:55:19,249 Handicrafts - Really! 1017 00:55:19,333 --> 00:55:22,374 Really my dad was working in Handicraft Emporium. 1018 00:55:22,458 --> 00:55:24,957 I mean he is retired now 1019 00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:28,457 What happened, what so funny... 1020 00:55:29,583 --> 00:55:34,457 What happened, what's so funny... so are you single 1021 00:55:35,541 --> 00:55:36,874 You want to confirm before having an affair 1022 00:55:36,958 --> 00:55:39,999 No I am just asking you. 1023 00:55:40,083 --> 00:55:41,665 I hardly know you. 1024 00:55:42,041 --> 00:55:44,124 I don't want have an affair with you. 1025 00:55:44,291 --> 00:55:46,915 Then how come you've come for a date. 1026 00:55:48,625 --> 00:55:49,957 I just came. 1027 00:55:50,833 --> 00:55:52,249 It is not a date. 1028 00:55:53,416 --> 00:55:54,790 O.K. leave it. 1029 00:55:54,875 --> 00:55:56,207 Have I held you as yet 1030 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:01,082 You always talk like this. 1031 00:56:01,333 --> 00:56:02,624 I talk like that also. 1032 00:56:05,916 --> 00:56:07,207 Ma'am, your order please. 1033 00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:11,499 There is a reason - Bye. 1034 00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:13,957 for this restlessness 1035 00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:16,207 I like you 1036 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:18,665 this I agree to 1037 00:56:27,958 --> 00:56:30,165 There is a reason 1038 00:56:30,250 --> 00:56:32,499 for this restlessness 1039 00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:34,999 I like you 1040 00:56:35,083 --> 00:56:37,499 this I agree to 1041 00:56:37,875 --> 00:56:41,624 There was once some disinterest 1042 00:56:41,708 --> 00:56:42,582 Hello. 1043 00:56:42,666 --> 00:56:47,374 Now l have found peace, limitless 1044 00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:50,499 Bye. 1045 00:56:51,125 --> 00:56:54,749 Let me be lost - I am getting late. 1046 00:56:54,916 --> 00:56:56,207 Today no bank 1047 00:56:56,291 --> 00:56:57,790 Why... I never bunked 1048 00:56:58,125 --> 00:56:59,374 There is always a first day. 1049 00:56:59,458 --> 00:57:00,457 But why? 1050 00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:02,165 Yeah, tomorrow.. 1051 00:57:03,916 --> 00:57:05,915 She is having a burger. Call later. 1052 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,999 Daily bunk for one or two hours... it'll help 1053 00:57:08,083 --> 00:57:12,457 It's time to love you 1054 00:57:14,416 --> 00:57:16,457 Let me be lost 1055 00:57:16,708 --> 00:57:18,457 Let me lose myself 1056 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,207 Let me be lost 1057 00:57:21,291 --> 00:57:23,124 Let me lose myself 1058 00:57:23,875 --> 00:57:28,374 It's not the weather, it's the heart 1059 00:57:28,666 --> 00:57:38,249 You are unique, the rest is useless 1060 00:57:38,541 --> 00:57:43,457 You are unique 1061 00:57:44,583 --> 00:57:48,624 Let me be lost 1062 00:57:49,333 --> 00:57:53,374 Let me lose myself 1063 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:58,582 Let me be lost 1064 00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:00,582 Panditji what happened? 1065 00:58:01,750 --> 00:58:05,874 Vicky Pepsi aunty was asking me what you do. 1066 00:58:06,208 --> 00:58:08,290 I told her to ask you herself. 1067 00:58:08,375 --> 00:58:11,499 Whatever you all are planning, send it out of boundary. 1068 00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:13,415 See my dear there is no hurry. 1069 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:15,540 But one thing let me tell you... 1070 00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:20,207 ...that I really think you and Sweta look really sweet together 1071 00:58:20,291 --> 00:58:24,707 See son now you have started earning, so get married. 1072 00:58:25,416 --> 00:58:26,665 Today your telling me to get married... 1073 00:58:27,041 --> 00:58:28,624 ...tomorrow you'll tell me to have kids... 1074 00:58:28,708 --> 00:58:29,457 Right. 1075 00:58:29,541 --> 00:58:33,540 if it’s only about kids, then l can have them today itself... 1076 00:58:38,458 --> 00:58:39,915 Vicky. 1077 00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:51,124 Why did you kiss me and all of that? 1078 00:58:51,958 --> 00:58:54,457 That night I was drunk, after that have I ever touched you... 1079 00:58:54,666 --> 00:58:56,165 ...put on your dupatta 1080 00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:59,165 Put on my dupatta... Why're you ignoring me. 1081 00:58:59,541 --> 00:59:01,540 You were drunk just that one night... 1082 00:59:01,791 --> 00:59:02,624 ...what about the other nights. 1083 00:59:02,708 --> 00:59:05,665 What other nights. l never touched you. 1084 00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:06,957 Did l ever stop you. 1085 00:59:07,333 --> 00:59:10,165 See the door is open, somebody could see us... 1086 00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:13,332 what are you doing... get away from me 1087 00:59:16,833 --> 00:59:18,874 Look if you don't want to do marriage now then O.K. 1088 00:59:19,208 --> 00:59:22,665 I will convince to mummy, but don't break our relationship in this way... 1089 00:59:22,750 --> 00:59:24,332 What relationship... 1090 00:59:24,416 --> 00:59:26,457 I have already told you that we are just childhood friends 1091 00:59:26,666 --> 00:59:27,832 don’t raise false hopes... 1092 00:59:27,916 --> 00:59:30,790 So you do all that with a friend that one should do with a girlfriend. 1093 00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:37,040 Aren't you feeling anything... 1094 00:59:38,833 --> 00:59:41,999 ...just troubling me aren't you... or you've found somebody else... 1095 00:59:42,625 --> 00:59:43,707 There's no one else... 1096 00:59:44,083 --> 00:59:47,415 ...and even If there is why should I tell you... bloody pile on... 1097 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:49,582 Hooo... when that you've done everything with me... 1098 00:59:49,666 --> 00:59:51,249 ...I've become a pile on 1099 00:59:51,541 --> 00:59:53,624 I even given you all my pocket money... 1100 00:59:53,708 --> 00:59:54,790 now you give me back all my money 1101 00:59:54,875 --> 00:59:57,290 There... shown your real self... 1102 00:59:57,625 --> 01:00:00,290 Bloody typical C block mentality... here take this... 1103 01:00:00,458 --> 01:00:01,999 ...here here take all your money... haven't even counted it 1104 01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:05,915 I will take my money and now you see... what I do... 1105 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,124 I will tell everything to aunty... open up all your secrets 1106 01:00:08,208 --> 01:00:10,332 What you will tell. 1107 01:00:10,416 --> 01:00:13,082 Yes l know everything about you and the doctor... 1108 01:00:13,166 --> 01:00:14,707 I know all that's going on between the two of you... 1109 01:00:14,791 --> 01:00:15,957 What do you know. 1110 01:00:16,166 --> 01:00:20,040 That you're getting your treatment done 1111 01:00:20,208 --> 01:00:25,665 Treatment... hahahah... Go, go, tell everyone... 1112 01:00:25,833 --> 01:00:28,540 Yes l will tell to the entire colony and you go to hell. 1113 01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:31,707 You go to hell. You take your money. 1114 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:33,665 now I’ll show you when you come to me... 1115 01:00:33,750 --> 01:00:35,082 And one more thing... 1116 01:00:37,708 --> 01:00:40,457 One day or other all this will come out in the open. 1117 01:00:44,083 --> 01:00:48,040 I've become habituated to earning quick money thanks to you... 1118 01:00:48,791 --> 01:00:50,415 What is wrong in this? 1119 01:00:50,666 --> 01:00:53,582 As it is what does a boyfriend and girlfriend do with each other... 1120 01:00:53,666 --> 01:00:54,332 Why? 1121 01:00:54,416 --> 01:00:58,290 Eating burgers at Wimpy's. Some kisses... some touching... 1122 01:00:58,375 --> 01:01:02,207 ...now they aren't going to have kids right... all wastage of sperm... 1123 01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:06,707 Listen now you be away from all these. 1124 01:01:06,958 --> 01:01:08,165 All the time 1125 01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:13,165 You land up connecting such diverse topics with each other... 1126 01:01:13,250 --> 01:01:15,790 If I listen to you... I'll land up dying a bachelor 1127 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,707 Come on your job. 1128 01:01:25,375 --> 01:01:27,874 Me, hi I'm on the treadmill... 1129 01:01:30,208 --> 01:01:31,374 ...what are you doing in parlour? 1130 01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:32,999 Hadn't you refused me? Are you out of your mind? 1131 01:01:33,083 --> 01:01:35,415 You hang in there, am coming. Stay there. Okay bye. 1132 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:37,957 What are you doing here? 1133 01:01:38,041 --> 01:01:41,290 Extremely sorry sir, not today please next time double 1134 01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:42,874 Just give a little bit. 1135 01:01:43,083 --> 01:01:44,665 Give some at least... 1136 01:01:45,375 --> 01:01:47,665 Hey have called for some sweets from Tiwaris... 1137 01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:49,040 Send them home... 1138 01:01:55,541 --> 01:01:57,790 Ma'am, your driver is waiting... 1139 01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:58,999 Leave that. 1140 01:01:59,416 --> 01:02:00,582 Mom... here's the money... 1141 01:02:00,833 --> 01:02:02,582 Thank you aunty I will be back. Bye. 1142 01:02:03,458 --> 01:02:10,874 O stranger from distant lands 1143 01:02:11,458 --> 01:02:18,165 Your home is across the seas... O, dear foreigner 1144 01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:22,499 I could not understand anything... but you sing beautifully... 1145 01:02:23,375 --> 01:02:24,999 This was mom's favourite song... 1146 01:02:26,416 --> 01:02:27,957 ...5 year's back she died, since then... 1147 01:02:28,041 --> 01:02:29,207 Sir tea 1148 01:02:29,541 --> 01:02:31,457 In the house there's only myself, dad and Peeshi 1149 01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:37,082 One thing's for sure... 1150 01:02:38,541 --> 01:02:40,915 ...your children will become singers 1151 01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:42,332 Meaning 1152 01:02:42,875 --> 01:02:46,332 Genes, after all they will have an effect. 1153 01:02:47,083 --> 01:02:50,040 Well do you love children. 1154 01:02:50,375 --> 01:02:51,332 You love kids. 1155 01:02:51,416 --> 01:02:53,749 I'm ok 1156 01:02:54,166 --> 01:02:55,582 I love kids 1157 01:02:55,666 --> 01:02:57,207 You love kids - I love them. 1158 01:02:57,416 --> 01:03:00,707 I am also a kid only. 1159 01:03:01,833 --> 01:03:08,665 Unsaid things get coloured 1160 01:03:08,750 --> 01:03:15,915 You start calling a person your very own 1161 01:03:16,791 --> 01:03:18,290 Sir its coming switched off. 1162 01:03:24,750 --> 01:03:25,915 Yes. 1163 01:03:28,333 --> 01:03:31,332 Suddenly how come you made a plan to meet? 1164 01:03:32,708 --> 01:03:34,415 I want to tell you something. 1165 01:03:35,916 --> 01:03:37,040 Tell me. 1166 01:03:38,958 --> 01:03:40,249 I am a divorcee 1167 01:03:44,250 --> 01:03:49,165 I knew it. I knew there had to be something... 1168 01:03:49,250 --> 01:03:51,874 ...that you're forever cranky... 1169 01:03:52,708 --> 01:03:54,082 What's the story? 1170 01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:59,582 3 years back we had an arranged marriage. 1171 01:03:59,666 --> 01:04:02,332 The boy was from DU. A Banker. 1172 01:04:02,416 --> 01:04:04,540 Oh would be earning well. 1173 01:04:05,625 --> 01:04:09,165 Sorry then what happened. 1174 01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:13,874 Nothing, on our first night of marriage, I came to know that... 1175 01:04:14,208 --> 01:04:20,415 ...he loved somebody else and married me only under family pressure. 1176 01:04:20,791 --> 01:04:22,540 I don't know why he kept it a secret. 1177 01:04:23,041 --> 01:04:23,957 Should have told me. 1178 01:04:24,041 --> 01:04:27,832 They are sissies... Bengalis 1179 01:04:27,958 --> 01:04:29,332 I am not like that. 1180 01:04:29,458 --> 01:04:30,707 What happened after that? 1181 01:04:31,375 --> 01:04:33,957 Nothing, caught an auto in the middle of the night.. 1182 01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:36,207 ..and came back to my house. 1183 01:04:37,125 --> 01:04:39,165 He did not even find it necessary to drop me home. 1184 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:43,165 Ha, that's not a marriage there, you didn't even have sex... 1185 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:47,165 Besides you had to spend on the bridals... 1186 01:04:48,958 --> 01:04:53,499 Well when you meet mom, avoid the divorce matter. 1187 01:04:54,375 --> 01:04:59,624 Why. - We're Punjabis... conservative... not modern like you'll 1188 01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:02,332 And you. 1189 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:08,040 Everything is cool for me. 1190 01:05:09,541 --> 01:05:11,082 Do you have a secret... 1191 01:05:12,291 --> 01:05:14,290 No. 1192 01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:17,165 735 friends on Orkut 1193 01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:19,582 750 on Facebook... 1194 01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:21,124 And this is the profile picture 1195 01:05:21,750 --> 01:05:24,540 All details are totally correct. You can check it whenever... 1196 01:05:26,291 --> 01:05:27,832 Why are we here... 1197 01:05:29,875 --> 01:05:31,332 ...what do you want from me. 1198 01:05:37,541 --> 01:05:38,832 Don't know Ashima... 1199 01:05:40,208 --> 01:05:45,290 But since I've met you... I feel I can't live without... 1200 01:05:45,666 --> 01:05:48,665 It's like you've become a habit... first when I met you at the bank... 1201 01:05:49,291 --> 01:05:53,165 I was like what kind of girl is she... then I was like... 1202 01:05:54,291 --> 01:05:57,957 ...no however she is... she's just fine... 1203 01:05:58,958 --> 01:06:01,165 ...to make you smile sort of became my responsibility... 1204 01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:03,457 ...after dropping you at home in the evening... 1205 01:06:03,541 --> 01:06:05,665 ...and then picking you up in the morning... 1206 01:06:06,166 --> 01:06:10,415 ...and the time in between... bloody just doesn't pass... 1207 01:06:12,375 --> 01:06:13,957 ...but why've you asking me all this... 1208 01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:18,249 Because even I have fallen for you. 1209 01:06:24,958 --> 01:06:26,457 I want to marry you. 1210 01:06:27,666 --> 01:06:31,665 I want kids a family... 1211 01:06:34,708 --> 01:06:39,207 ...but that's ok... it's not necessary... 1212 01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:42,874 ...for you to have similar feelings... 1213 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:46,207 Maybe you don't want to settle down... 1214 01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:49,040 So you can let me know 1215 01:06:50,083 --> 01:06:54,790 Come, let's go to your Kaalibadi and get married. 1216 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,415 I am serious Vicky. 1217 01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:01,790 I am also serious. 1218 01:07:07,708 --> 01:07:11,124 Listen... this 'Peeshi' in your house... 1219 01:07:12,083 --> 01:07:13,749 Is she your cat or dog... 1220 01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:20,874 Peeshi means aunt. 1221 01:07:27,375 --> 01:07:28,540 Do you drink 1222 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:48,457 The purity of water 1223 01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:51,749 It's nice... a little blue though 1224 01:07:51,958 --> 01:07:53,415 Sit comfortably 1225 01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:56,040 I like it... 1226 01:07:56,125 --> 01:07:57,290 Really? 1227 01:07:59,541 --> 01:08:04,165 Brings a tear to my eyes 1228 01:08:06,875 --> 01:08:16,582 My beloved didn't show up 1229 01:08:16,666 --> 01:08:19,082 My love didn't show up 1230 01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:24,040 My beloved didn't show up 1231 01:08:24,125 --> 01:08:25,999 My love didn't show up 1232 01:08:26,083 --> 01:08:29,999 You know what a drunken bengalan looks... 1233 01:08:30,166 --> 01:08:31,790 Take a look at yourself in the mirror. 1234 01:08:35,416 --> 01:08:36,624 You are drunk 1235 01:08:36,708 --> 01:08:37,874 Father's at home... 1236 01:08:38,791 --> 01:08:39,874 Peeshi? 1237 01:08:42,875 --> 01:08:45,207 So do we play ludo sitting here? 1238 01:08:50,666 --> 01:08:52,957 Your absence has made me go crazy 1239 01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:55,374 Come back, my beloved 1240 01:08:55,541 --> 01:08:57,749 Your absence has made me go crazy 1241 01:08:57,833 --> 01:09:00,457 Come back, my beloved 1242 01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:02,790 Seasons have come and gone 1243 01:09:02,875 --> 01:09:04,999 You still haven't come, my love 1244 01:09:05,291 --> 01:09:06,999 O intro... get out of here... 1245 01:09:07,083 --> 01:09:09,540 You still haven't come, my love 1246 01:09:09,625 --> 01:09:19,832 When I saw your divine eyes 1247 01:09:20,333 --> 01:09:33,207 A tear came to my eye 1248 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,374 On the terrace when we would meet 1249 01:09:37,458 --> 01:09:39,832 I will call you. - Ok. Correct... 1250 01:09:39,916 --> 01:09:42,999 Bye - Bye 1251 01:09:44,833 --> 01:09:49,499 I'm crazy about you. I love you 1252 01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:53,207 You won't find anyone like me 1253 01:09:53,750 --> 01:10:03,499 Forego the world and come back to me 1254 01:10:03,583 --> 01:10:07,124 Brings a tear to my eyes 1255 01:10:09,375 --> 01:10:16,874 A tear came to my eye 1256 01:10:17,375 --> 01:10:19,499 What is all this going on in your life. 1257 01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:22,499 Nothing. 1258 01:10:23,166 --> 01:10:25,499 Lying doesn't suit you 1259 01:10:26,458 --> 01:10:28,082 Who is this Ashima. 1260 01:10:29,708 --> 01:10:30,999 We are getting married 1261 01:10:33,166 --> 01:10:34,999 Listen... dating and shating is fine... 1262 01:10:35,083 --> 01:10:37,665 ...chilling out, going out Is fine... but marriage. 1263 01:10:38,875 --> 01:10:41,790 Listen understand the importance of bachelorhood... 1264 01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:45,707 In bachelorhood you can eat when you want, drink when you want... 1265 01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:49,749 ...the toothpaste cap will remain wherever you left it... 1266 01:10:49,833 --> 01:10:52,374 ...but after marriage you'll lose this freedom. 1267 01:10:52,583 --> 01:10:56,124 And from the client's point of view the value of bachelor's sperm is... 1268 01:10:56,208 --> 01:10:57,957 Every time you just talk about sperm... sperm... sperm 1269 01:10:58,708 --> 01:11:00,707 It's been four years... my mind has gotten rusted... 1270 01:11:00,958 --> 01:11:04,249 Rise above the sperm there is a heart also. 1271 01:11:05,083 --> 01:11:08,582 Chaddha sir what about love? 1272 01:11:33,250 --> 01:11:35,165 Your dad's never going to accept this... 1273 01:11:36,083 --> 01:11:37,290 Why Peeshi ma? 1274 01:11:37,375 --> 01:11:40,999 Why... you know don't talk like as if you don't understand... 1275 01:11:42,541 --> 01:11:45,665 North Indian...aethe uthey kithey... oh god...ssss... 1276 01:11:45,750 --> 01:11:47,707 can’t even think about it... 1277 01:11:47,916 --> 01:11:51,332 you know they don't even take off the price tags from their clothes... 1278 01:11:51,791 --> 01:11:54,582 and then they'll say 'Oh l made a mistake...' 1279 01:11:55,166 --> 01:11:56,915 Ok just meet him once 1280 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,624 No this match is NOT possible at all 1281 01:11:59,958 --> 01:12:01,082 Showed you so many girls... 1282 01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:03,207 and finally you chose to find yourself a Bengali... 1283 01:12:03,291 --> 01:12:06,707 Ashima Roy...have you lost it? 1284 01:12:06,958 --> 01:12:08,999 Her name itself is so bitter, what'll she be like... 1285 01:12:09,375 --> 01:12:11,415 do you know how dominating these girls are... 1286 01:12:11,583 --> 01:12:13,415 and why do I have to adjust every time... 1287 01:12:14,166 --> 01:12:16,790 I am not going to adjust this time, I will not... 1288 01:12:17,291 --> 01:12:21,082 ...first get dominated by in laws then by this Bengali bride... 1289 01:12:21,166 --> 01:12:24,665 ...listen carefully, only a Punjabi bride will enter this house... 1290 01:12:24,750 --> 01:12:26,290 ...and that too a fair & pretty one... 1291 01:12:26,375 --> 01:12:27,582 else go get married all by yourself! 1292 01:12:27,666 --> 01:12:32,207 Even if no one goes, I will definitely go to your marriage... 1293 01:12:32,291 --> 01:12:34,290 and that too wearing a suit by Ritu Kumar 1294 01:12:34,375 --> 01:12:36,249 Grandmom, you don't interfere...please don't... 1295 01:12:36,333 --> 01:12:38,540 I have only one son...and he'll get a Bengali bride...? 1296 01:12:38,833 --> 01:12:41,374 Listen they are really big misers... 1297 01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:45,249 I challenge you, show me one such Bengali in the whole world... 1298 01:12:45,333 --> 01:12:47,707 ...who lives like us...with a big heart... 1299 01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:51,332 ...and their food...FISH...bitter oil... 1300 01:12:51,416 --> 01:12:53,832 1301 01:12:53,916 --> 01:12:55,915 god, a man would just faint... I will not... 1302 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,749 Mom please ya...at least meet her just once 1303 01:12:57,833 --> 01:12:59,499 I am not going to meet that Bengali woman 1304 01:12:59,583 --> 01:13:00,957 She is not typical. 1305 01:13:01,041 --> 01:13:04,332 Everytime something good happens... 1306 01:13:04,416 --> 01:13:05,665 ...she has to spread sadness...that's her habit 1307 01:13:05,750 --> 01:13:07,790 Your grandfather, wanted to make you a sardar... 1308 01:13:07,875 --> 01:13:09,332 I was the one who opposed it... 1309 01:13:09,416 --> 01:13:13,165 ...and now this Bengali woman, she's going to make you a monkey... 1310 01:13:13,250 --> 01:13:15,457 ...will make you wear a monkey cap and rubber chappals... 1311 01:13:15,541 --> 01:13:20,832 then don't come to me crying...mumma save me... save me, help help help 1312 01:13:20,916 --> 01:13:25,290 Ignore all that...you tell me... does she look like Moon Moon Sen? 1313 01:13:25,375 --> 01:13:26,457 Better than that... 1314 01:13:26,541 --> 01:13:27,374 Ya... - Yes 1315 01:13:27,458 --> 01:13:28,457 Show me a photo... 1316 01:13:28,541 --> 01:13:29,707 It is in the phone see. 1317 01:13:29,791 --> 01:13:30,582 Show me... 1318 01:13:30,666 --> 01:13:31,499 Here 1319 01:13:31,583 --> 01:13:36,749 Oh dear god, looks so pretty... like a princess... touchwood... 1320 01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:42,874 ...can I give you a surprise? 1321 01:13:43,125 --> 01:13:47,624 I am going to sponsor your honeymoon trip... 1322 01:13:48,291 --> 01:13:50,040 Oye why did you stop this...continue. 1323 01:13:51,333 --> 01:13:52,832 What is this you are doing? 1324 01:13:53,375 --> 01:13:55,540 You know l hate North Indians... 1325 01:13:55,625 --> 01:14:00,165 I mean you're an independent, modern, smart, Bengali woman... 1326 01:14:00,375 --> 01:14:04,457 and he ARORA, Punjabi! 1327 01:14:05,166 --> 01:14:08,290 We have our culture, literature, music... 1328 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:10,707 ...this just won't match, no match at all... 1329 01:14:12,291 --> 01:14:16,915 bloody money minded business class (Making fun) balley balley... 1330 01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:19,957 and you want to do that monkey dance 1331 01:14:20,041 --> 01:14:23,249 ...that's right baba...that's exactly what I want to do... 1332 01:14:24,458 --> 01:14:26,249 ...and what culture are you talking about...? 1333 01:14:26,541 --> 01:14:29,082 About that son-in-law of yours who didn't have the guts... 1334 01:14:29,166 --> 01:14:31,082 ...to speak the truth that he already loved somebody else... 1335 01:14:31,250 --> 01:14:34,582 ...he was your cultured, well-read Bengali...right? 1336 01:14:35,041 --> 01:14:38,374 Vicky's not like that... he genuinely cares for me baba... 1337 01:14:38,458 --> 01:14:42,165 That's because he has some personal agenda...they are selfish people 1338 01:14:42,250 --> 01:14:44,665 Ya he does have an agenda baba...he wants to marry me 1339 01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:45,957 Where does he work? 1340 01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:47,707 Own business. 1341 01:14:47,791 --> 01:14:48,999 What? 1342 01:14:49,583 --> 01:14:52,332 No no this marriage cannot happen... 1343 01:14:52,416 --> 01:14:56,749 ...your uncle's son-in-law, can't you find a boy like him... 1344 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,415 I don't care papa... 1345 01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:01,457 That is why I told you not to settle in Delhi. 1346 01:15:01,875 --> 01:15:03,832 You keep quiet... your also responsible... 1347 01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:05,999 ...what do you mean by you don't care... 1348 01:15:06,208 --> 01:15:08,999 I am the owner of this house I decide here 1349 01:15:09,083 --> 01:15:11,082 Here have this fish 1350 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:18,499 Fish...a man's character can be known from the way he buys his fish... 1351 01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:20,499 ...he has to pass the fish test first. 1352 01:15:20,583 --> 01:15:23,124 He does not eat fish. 1353 01:15:24,333 --> 01:15:27,082 Couldn't you find a Bengali boy to fall in love with? 1354 01:15:27,791 --> 01:15:32,249 Best of the Bengali boys wants to marry you...doctor, engineer... 1355 01:15:32,333 --> 01:15:35,915 They are good looking...smart...well behaved... 1356 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:39,124 they are good lovers...too...yes... 1357 01:15:40,583 --> 01:15:42,874 what...what...what do you think... 1358 01:15:42,958 --> 01:15:46,249 ...what do you think, they are not good in bed. 1359 01:15:46,333 --> 01:15:47,665 What're you saying... 1360 01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:51,207 I'm saying the right thing...they are good in sex also 1361 01:15:57,083 --> 01:15:58,540 I was... 1362 01:15:59,291 --> 01:16:01,915 if your mom was alive...she would have told you... 1363 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:07,832 when I used to hug her tight...she would ummm feel shy... 1364 01:16:08,666 --> 01:16:11,540 ...and ask me to loosen up... 1365 01:16:11,916 --> 01:16:14,790 ...and don't tell me Punjabis are better than us. 1366 01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:28,582 When do you want to meet him? 1367 01:16:30,916 --> 01:16:34,832 What will I do visiting those bengalis... 1368 01:16:34,916 --> 01:16:36,624 ...sorry but I can't come... 1369 01:16:36,708 --> 01:16:38,499 No no I wasn't telling you...ya ya I'm coming... 1370 01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:40,665 Pack me 4 portions of chole-puri with extra choley... 1371 01:16:40,750 --> 01:16:42,957 ...ya I'm coming you keep the phone... 1372 01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:44,457 Sorry friend sorry. 1373 01:16:44,541 --> 01:16:48,124 Sir, you tell me not to get married While you yourself have a wife... 1374 01:16:48,208 --> 01:16:49,957 No no she's not my wife... 1375 01:16:50,041 --> 01:16:53,332 ...she's my maid servant since 32 years... 1376 01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:55,040 ...now she behaves like a wife in spite of a being a maid... 1377 01:16:55,125 --> 01:16:56,249 ...so as good as a wife... 1378 01:16:57,208 --> 01:16:58,707 Sorry dear 1379 01:16:59,208 --> 01:17:01,749 Fine don't come...but never try calling me ever again... 1380 01:17:05,416 --> 01:17:06,957 I hate Punjabis. 1381 01:17:07,041 --> 01:17:08,707 I can understand. 1382 01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:12,249 ...our nature is different ... and further more they are Aroras... 1383 01:17:12,958 --> 01:17:17,749 ...didn't I tell you these Bengalis don't like us Punjabis 1384 01:17:17,916 --> 01:17:19,874 I hate Delhi also. 1385 01:17:20,125 --> 01:17:23,040 Sir, which means you haven't seen Delhi well enough... 1386 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:27,457 I am happy in my CR Park my Bengali colony. 1387 01:17:27,666 --> 01:17:30,749 By the way...that too is Delhi sir 1388 01:17:32,875 --> 01:17:33,832 Are you his uncle? 1389 01:17:33,916 --> 01:17:38,207 No no business partner professional uncle you can say. 1390 01:17:38,291 --> 01:17:39,499 What is your business. 1391 01:17:39,583 --> 01:17:43,915 Trading Trading...no investments...only profits 1392 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:47,207 Sir...you didn't tell us why you hate Punjabis 1393 01:17:47,291 --> 01:17:51,832 Because we believe in simplicity...Not like Punjabis who are only show offs. 1394 01:17:51,916 --> 01:17:55,749 I agree with you madam...Our cultures just don't match... 1395 01:17:55,833 --> 01:17:59,249 I was explaining him this only that there will be a problem... 1396 01:17:59,958 --> 01:18:01,207 See understanding 1397 01:18:01,291 --> 01:18:03,165 Sir understanding is very important sir... 1398 01:18:03,250 --> 01:18:06,040 If the two of us have an understanding all problems will get solved... 1399 01:18:06,125 --> 01:18:08,582 ...and I know a little bit about Bengalis 1400 01:18:08,791 --> 01:18:11,874 I see what do you know about Bengalis. 1401 01:18:12,250 --> 01:18:13,499 They love fish... 1402 01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:17,832 Sir, they're intelligent... 1403 01:18:17,916 --> 01:18:19,374 jana gana mana adhinayak... 1404 01:18:19,458 --> 01:18:23,790 ...our national anthem was written by gurudev Rabindra Nath Tagore... 1405 01:18:24,083 --> 01:18:27,415 and sir Mohan...football 1406 01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:29,165 Football Mohan Bagan 1407 01:18:29,250 --> 01:18:30,499 Sir, that guy plays brilliant football 1408 01:18:30,583 --> 01:18:33,707 Guy... it's a team, it's a football team... 1409 01:18:33,958 --> 01:18:37,707 He made a team...and your 'elder sister' sir 1410 01:18:37,791 --> 01:18:40,415 elder sister...elder sister Mamata 1411 01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:44,832 Ya...that very same elder sister is the 11th chief minister of Bengal 1412 01:18:50,708 --> 01:18:51,874 Sorry, sir. 1413 01:18:57,541 --> 01:18:58,665 Tuna. 1414 01:18:59,208 --> 01:19:00,415 Yes Baba 1415 01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:01,874 Bring the tea 1416 01:19:05,875 --> 01:19:07,165 I'll bring the starters 1417 01:19:07,250 --> 01:19:13,624 Mrs Arora I hope Vicky has informed you that Ashima is a divorcee 1418 01:19:13,708 --> 01:19:16,124 Divorcee? Vicky you didn't... 1419 01:19:19,583 --> 01:19:21,040 This is too much. 1420 01:19:21,666 --> 01:19:24,582 Oh such a fine girl...you don't look like it at all... 1421 01:19:24,666 --> 01:19:27,624 anyways all for good...that fellow's loss and Vicky's gain... 1422 01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:31,082 Now whatever grandmom decides would be the final word 1423 01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:32,957 Listen you don't have any children do you... 1424 01:19:33,041 --> 01:19:36,082 O grandmom, what's the difference, we either say yes or no... 1425 01:19:36,166 --> 01:19:37,665 whichever way lets decide fast...what's the big deal!. 1426 01:19:37,750 --> 01:19:39,249 For me she's absolutely Ok... 1427 01:19:39,583 --> 01:19:43,540 Dolly for me she's absolutely fine... 1428 01:19:44,583 --> 01:19:46,999 You know Dolly...Vicky's mother... 1429 01:19:47,083 --> 01:19:50,249 Vicky's father Gurmeet passed away very young... 1430 01:19:50,333 --> 01:19:52,999 ...and she became a widow at a very young age... 1431 01:19:53,083 --> 01:19:56,999 if it was upto me I would have gotten her remarried... 1432 01:19:57,083 --> 01:19:58,874 why spend your whole life sad & alone? 1433 01:19:58,958 --> 01:20:01,082 I appreciate your progressive thinking. 1434 01:20:01,166 --> 01:20:02,374 Thank you. 1435 01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:06,707 If Vicky's fine, then even we don't have any problem... 1436 01:20:06,791 --> 01:20:10,040 after all we're also modern people... right...congratulations dear... 1437 01:20:10,750 --> 01:20:12,249 Your husband didn't come ma'am 1438 01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:16,082 Oh I never married...ummm... I didn't find the right man 1439 01:20:16,166 --> 01:20:17,582 Oh...you should have told me... 1440 01:20:17,666 --> 01:20:19,665 I would have lined up right men for you... 1441 01:20:20,041 --> 01:20:23,374 Mr Rai there must be tremendous pressure on you 1442 01:20:23,458 --> 01:20:24,290 Why? 1443 01:20:24,375 --> 01:20:26,665 Daughter is a divorcee and sister bachelor 1444 01:20:26,750 --> 01:20:27,915 And you widow. 1445 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:28,874 You... 1446 01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:29,999 How old must you be 1447 01:20:30,083 --> 01:20:33,290 Excuse me, can we talk about the wedding 1448 01:20:33,375 --> 01:20:37,124 See, we don't want a loud marriage...not loud at all... 1449 01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:39,707 and the marriage should follow the Bengali traditions 1450 01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:42,207 No no no no...the marriage will be done by Punjabi traditions... 1451 01:20:42,291 --> 01:20:44,165 ...after all it's our son's first marriage... 1452 01:20:44,250 --> 01:20:48,540 so many known people...they're all waiting to be invited... 1453 01:20:48,875 --> 01:20:50,915 and please do invite a DJ 1454 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:51,999 DJ... 1455 01:20:52,208 --> 01:20:54,249 No no no what is she saying 1456 01:20:54,333 --> 01:20:55,957 Listen dear...you keep quiet... 1457 01:20:56,041 --> 01:20:57,915 ...you now belong to the Arora family... 1458 01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:01,582 ...let these bongs speak what they wish to...uh anything else 1459 01:21:01,666 --> 01:21:06,249 See...all this drinking and all that goes on in your Punjabi marriages... 1460 01:21:06,333 --> 01:21:10,165 I personally feel that all that should not happen in a marriage ceremony 1461 01:21:10,250 --> 01:21:13,249 Our family really does not like that. 1462 01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:20,915 Where are the beer bottles 1463 01:21:24,833 --> 01:21:28,790 Look through the window of your eyes 1464 01:21:31,666 --> 01:21:35,624 Measure it on the balance scale of your heart 1465 01:21:38,583 --> 01:21:42,290 Look through the window of your eyes 1466 01:21:42,375 --> 01:21:45,415 Measure it on the balance scale of your heart 1467 01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:50,457 You will not find someone like me no matter ... 1468 01:21:50,541 --> 01:21:53,165 ...where in the world you search... 1469 01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:59,165 search...search 1470 01:21:59,250 --> 01:22:00,832 You people open the door 1471 01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:02,540 I manna burn da floor 1472 01:22:02,625 --> 01:22:03,832 What is this. 1473 01:22:03,916 --> 01:22:05,249 He's become a sucker 1474 01:22:05,958 --> 01:22:09,749 Get mixed in our lives and its colour 1475 01:22:10,083 --> 01:22:12,665 Could not she find a better Bengali boy. 1476 01:22:12,750 --> 01:22:15,665 Look how they're dancing, like monkeys. 1477 01:22:15,750 --> 01:22:18,832 Oye pigs, stop this, the ceremony is about to begin. 1478 01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:23,207 Get mixed in our lives and its colour 1479 01:22:23,291 --> 01:22:24,749 Why're they taking her round and round 1480 01:22:24,833 --> 01:22:26,332 Hope she doesn't fell giddy... 1481 01:22:26,416 --> 01:22:28,957 Hello Mr Chaddha everything is fine. 1482 01:22:29,041 --> 01:22:30,124 Great ...enjoy 1483 01:22:30,208 --> 01:22:33,499 This is all wastage of money, wastage of sperm. 1484 01:22:33,583 --> 01:22:40,499 search...search 1485 01:22:40,583 --> 01:22:41,999 You people open the door 1486 01:22:42,083 --> 01:22:43,707 I manna burn da floor 1487 01:22:43,791 --> 01:22:45,415 You people open the door 1488 01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:47,332 I manna burn da floor 1489 01:22:50,625 --> 01:22:52,165 Yes, yes, I am coming. 1490 01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:56,082 Bunty bring on the liquor bottles from the car... 1491 01:22:56,166 --> 01:22:59,415 I never wanted Tuna to get married in a Punjabi family... 1492 01:22:59,666 --> 01:23:02,874 ...but now I think she has made the right choice. 1493 01:23:04,541 --> 01:23:06,707 Both are looking so cute. 1494 01:23:06,791 --> 01:23:09,665 Peeshima what is this. This is very simple. 1495 01:23:09,750 --> 01:23:11,082 There would be bulb in your house... 1496 01:23:11,166 --> 01:23:15,040 so remove the bulb... and put it down... 1497 01:23:15,125 --> 01:23:20,040 We are happy and we keep everyone happy. Come with me. 1498 01:23:20,125 --> 01:23:21,499 Where where Mrs. Arora 1499 01:23:21,583 --> 01:23:23,957 And wear their untamed hearts on their sleeves 1500 01:23:26,583 --> 01:23:31,332 You will not find someone like me no matter ... 1501 01:23:31,625 --> 01:23:34,332 ...where in the world you search... 1502 01:23:34,416 --> 01:23:40,832 search...search 1503 01:23:56,416 --> 01:23:58,540 Your dad's gone balle balle 1504 01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:20,540 Mrs. Arora chicken curry was out of the world. 1505 01:24:20,625 --> 01:24:22,957 Thank you thank you. What I was saying was that... 1506 01:24:23,041 --> 01:24:25,790 ...the terrace room is not big enough for the two of you 1507 01:24:25,875 --> 01:24:28,707 ...why don't we take a two bedroom flat somewhere nearby. 1508 01:24:28,791 --> 01:24:30,540 No mummy we will manage. Why Vicky. 1509 01:24:30,625 --> 01:24:32,374 Mrs. Arora listen I am shifting to Kolkata... 1510 01:24:32,458 --> 01:24:34,374 ...and the entire house will be empty. 1511 01:24:34,583 --> 01:24:35,915 They can easily shift there. 1512 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:37,749 No no but they will be away from us. 1513 01:24:37,833 --> 01:24:39,165 Whose phone is it? 1514 01:24:40,541 --> 01:24:41,624 See... 1515 01:24:41,708 --> 01:24:43,082 Dr. Chaddha you're really strange I've... 1516 01:24:43,166 --> 01:24:44,915 ...just been married... don't you have any patience... 1517 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:47,790 See this is a politician family and I am under pressure. 1518 01:24:47,875 --> 01:24:50,749 Don't refuse, this is a big deal and l have already made a commitment. 1519 01:24:50,833 --> 01:24:52,499 If you refuse, I'll be in big trouble... 1520 01:24:52,583 --> 01:24:53,874 And What about the problem that'll... 1521 01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:55,957 Vicky relax...think with cool mind. 1522 01:24:56,041 --> 01:24:58,499 On a later day, if this child becomes tomorrow's Prime Minister... 1523 01:24:58,583 --> 01:25:01,665 ...then you can proudly say Vicky Arora's son is the Prime Minister. 1524 01:25:01,750 --> 01:25:02,665 Who are you explaining to? 1525 01:25:02,750 --> 01:25:05,707 Listen stop giving me this crap... 1526 01:25:05,791 --> 01:25:10,874 The risk has increased...you will cause a break up in my marriage. 1527 01:25:13,458 --> 01:25:15,165 Complicated sperm. 1528 01:25:19,208 --> 01:25:20,415 Hurry up. 1529 01:25:21,083 --> 01:25:21,999 Two minutes. 1530 01:25:22,083 --> 01:25:23,207 Okay, I will get it. 1531 01:25:24,666 --> 01:25:27,249 Have some shame... and tell that Dr. Chaddha never again... 1532 01:25:27,333 --> 01:25:28,457 Go now... 1533 01:25:28,541 --> 01:25:29,874 Come on 1534 01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:30,874 Who? - No one. 1535 01:25:30,958 --> 01:25:32,040 Ready 1536 01:25:32,125 --> 01:25:33,290 Come on 1537 01:25:34,250 --> 01:25:35,457 Who was that man? 1538 01:25:35,541 --> 01:25:36,999 No one... 1539 01:25:39,916 --> 01:25:45,290 Moments.. these moments.. 1540 01:25:45,708 --> 01:25:48,790 These moments of mine... 1541 01:25:49,416 --> 01:25:52,249 This is our exotic honeymoon destination. 1542 01:25:52,541 --> 01:25:53,832 Yes yes absolutely O.K. Bye 1543 01:25:53,916 --> 01:25:55,624 People go to Bangkok and we've come to Kolkata 1544 01:25:56,416 --> 01:25:58,374 So how do we like it. 1545 01:25:58,458 --> 01:26:02,540 Feels good... just place a bed here...in the open air 1546 01:26:02,625 --> 01:26:03,832 Ok. 1547 01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:09,249 This mosquito net, reminds me of cricket's net practice 1548 01:26:09,333 --> 01:26:32,832 I will die without you 1549 01:26:32,916 --> 01:26:34,665 This was just net practice... 1550 01:26:36,416 --> 01:26:37,999 ...let’s play again... 1551 01:26:38,083 --> 01:26:41,499 I will die without you 1552 01:26:41,583 --> 01:26:43,249 Mummy drinks 1553 01:26:43,875 --> 01:26:47,707 After dad's death she became very lonely... 1554 01:26:47,791 --> 01:26:53,332 so gets relaxed taking one or two pegs...feels good... 1555 01:26:53,708 --> 01:26:55,790 That's true cool ya 1556 01:26:56,750 --> 01:27:00,457 You know l wish to change my profession, start something new 1557 01:27:00,541 --> 01:27:01,832 Why? 1558 01:27:02,250 --> 01:27:03,249 It’s enough. 1559 01:27:03,333 --> 01:27:04,624 Don't feel interested... 1560 01:27:04,708 --> 01:27:07,624 But there is money in your account. I’ve seen it 1561 01:27:10,833 --> 01:27:12,874 Any way whatever makes you happy... 1562 01:27:12,958 --> 01:27:16,957 ...meanwhile drop me to the bank and in the evening pick me up... 1563 01:27:17,416 --> 01:27:19,832 Just like that Vicky has flown away... 1564 01:27:21,333 --> 01:27:23,207 ...gone out of our hands... 1565 01:27:23,291 --> 01:27:25,832 How much more would you use him... 1566 01:27:26,625 --> 01:27:28,749 ...now get used to being without him...look for someone else... 1567 01:27:28,833 --> 01:27:30,957 if we can get 5-6 months more with him, be grateful... 1568 01:27:31,083 --> 01:27:32,957 I won't be coming tomorrow... 1569 01:27:34,166 --> 01:27:36,499 Pain in the sperm. 1570 01:27:40,291 --> 01:27:42,499 Doctor will be available tomorrow morning. 1571 01:27:42,833 --> 01:27:44,624 Excuse me where does Dr. Shobha sit 1572 01:27:44,708 --> 01:27:46,499 Third row from left. 1573 01:27:49,708 --> 01:27:52,957 Ashima are you fine? 1574 01:27:53,458 --> 01:27:54,832 Are you fine? 1575 01:27:57,291 --> 01:28:00,415 Why are you crying...tell me what did the doctor say? 1576 01:28:05,375 --> 01:28:07,249 Ashima has tubal blockage. 1577 01:28:07,333 --> 01:28:08,832 I have read her reports... 1578 01:28:09,083 --> 01:28:11,957 ...she would never conceive in the natural process 1579 01:28:12,083 --> 01:28:14,582 Doctor she's still quite young... 1580 01:28:15,458 --> 01:28:17,915 ...there must be some treatment or way-out. 1581 01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:19,957 I understand your point Mar. Arora... 1582 01:28:20,250 --> 01:28:23,499 ...but sometimes the body is just not well equipped for the pregnancy. 1583 01:28:24,041 --> 01:28:26,332 I would not like to give you any false hopes... 1584 01:28:26,666 --> 01:28:29,415 ...but right now you need to support Ashima... 1585 01:28:29,500 --> 01:28:32,415 ...emotional and psychologically... 1586 01:28:44,583 --> 01:28:46,499 Vicky don't joke with me. 1587 01:28:49,666 --> 01:28:51,124 Never. 1588 01:28:56,708 --> 01:28:57,957 What happened. 1589 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:05,165 Tuna cannot have baby. 1590 01:29:07,875 --> 01:29:09,540 Is she alright. 1591 01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:13,624 Ashima say something... 1592 01:29:14,750 --> 01:29:18,332 What do I say... 1593 01:29:20,166 --> 01:29:24,457 ...the entire world can have kids except me 1594 01:29:25,083 --> 01:29:26,832 Don't think like this. Its destiny. 1595 01:29:27,833 --> 01:29:28,999 Destiny? 1596 01:29:31,250 --> 01:29:32,915 This is my destiny. 1597 01:29:34,958 --> 01:29:36,624 You're speaking as if I haven't tried hard enough... 1598 01:29:37,833 --> 01:29:39,249 We'll consult some other doctor. 1599 01:29:41,375 --> 01:29:43,374 Haven't a child is not everything is it... 1600 01:29:45,875 --> 01:29:47,415 But for me it is. 1601 01:29:48,916 --> 01:29:50,332 Our child... 1602 01:29:51,625 --> 01:29:54,582 ...half Punjabi, half Bengali... 1603 01:29:56,333 --> 01:29:59,540 ...half Delhi, half Kolkata... 1604 01:30:01,708 --> 01:30:05,749 ...half Vicky and half Ashima... 1605 01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:09,457 If you keep crying like this...even I feel really bad... 1606 01:30:10,958 --> 01:30:13,124 to divert the mind.. 1607 01:30:14,083 --> 01:30:16,040 ..let's go out somewhere... let's sit there and discuss... 1608 01:30:16,125 --> 01:30:17,290 Okay? 1609 01:30:45,208 --> 01:30:48,290 Such things happen in today's life style. 1610 01:30:49,500 --> 01:30:50,832 What can we do... 1611 01:30:50,916 --> 01:30:53,124 Listen adopt. 1612 01:30:53,541 --> 01:30:56,540 Grandmom our blood is our own after all... 1613 01:30:56,625 --> 01:31:03,082 See l am the head of family, rest is upto Ashima... 1614 01:31:03,166 --> 01:31:06,332 Grandmom there are only two things modern in Delhi... 1615 01:31:07,625 --> 01:31:10,832 ...one is Metro and other you. 1616 01:31:11,375 --> 01:31:13,999 You know l don't know about this adoption and all. 1617 01:31:14,083 --> 01:31:15,707 I have not thought about it. 1618 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,374 I don't know whether we will be able to give so much love... 1619 01:31:18,458 --> 01:31:19,624 ...to another's child 1620 01:31:21,458 --> 01:31:23,749 I don't know. Anyways I'm feeling sleepy... 1621 01:31:23,833 --> 01:31:29,040 Vicky this is only my report, not yours. 1622 01:31:29,500 --> 01:31:32,165 Where are your reports? We did your tests right. 1623 01:31:34,291 --> 01:31:35,457 No. 1624 01:31:35,791 --> 01:31:36,957 What? 1625 01:31:37,333 --> 01:31:38,499 No. 1626 01:31:38,750 --> 01:31:39,957 Why not. 1627 01:31:41,041 --> 01:31:43,040 What problem would I have? I am fine. 1628 01:31:43,125 --> 01:31:44,749 How can you be so sure? 1629 01:31:44,833 --> 01:31:46,874 Everyone will think that I have a problem... 1630 01:31:46,958 --> 01:31:48,165 What if there is some problem with you... 1631 01:31:48,250 --> 01:31:49,540 Fine, we'll do it tomorrow. Don't get stressed 1632 01:31:49,625 --> 01:31:51,582 No one minute... the question is not that we'll do it tomorrow... 1633 01:31:51,666 --> 01:31:54,332 ...the question is why you didn’t get your tests done. Why? 1634 01:31:56,500 --> 01:32:02,915 Because...earlier I was used to donate sperm... 1635 01:32:03,708 --> 01:32:08,207 I was a sperm donor...I was a sperm donor... 1636 01:32:19,958 --> 01:32:21,624 It was before marriage. 1637 01:32:25,791 --> 01:32:30,082 So what about those... handicrafts...Trading business. 1638 01:32:33,666 --> 01:32:37,207 Oh now I get it... 1639 01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:41,915 Why didn't not tell me...I am a divorcee...still I told you right. 1640 01:32:42,166 --> 01:32:43,999 It was a marriage of only a few hours still I told you... 1641 01:32:44,083 --> 01:32:46,290 ...because I wanted you to know everything about my life. 1642 01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:49,207 How could you hide such a big thing from me... 1643 01:32:49,458 --> 01:32:51,415 Why is it so important for you men to hide things. 1644 01:32:51,625 --> 01:32:53,082 Look at me when I am talking to you. 1645 01:32:53,166 --> 01:32:54,499 What would I have told you... 1646 01:32:54,583 --> 01:32:56,540 No you think now I will understand. 1647 01:32:57,708 --> 01:32:59,290 What would I have told you...that I donate sperm. 1648 01:32:59,750 --> 01:33:01,915 I used to get myself tested for pregnancy... 1649 01:33:02,625 --> 01:33:04,582 It would come out negative... I used to cry for hours... 1650 01:33:04,666 --> 01:33:06,624 And you used to, very calmly console me... 1651 01:33:07,750 --> 01:33:11,374 now l know why...you were already had children 1652 01:33:11,458 --> 01:33:15,457 They are not my children only my sperm was used. 1653 01:33:16,291 --> 01:33:19,957 Did it because of that Dr. Chaddha... and later...first it was for money 1654 01:33:22,625 --> 01:33:26,457 Sorry, you did it for money. 1655 01:33:29,625 --> 01:33:30,999 Oh God. 1656 01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:33,832 It’s disgusting Vicky. 1657 01:33:37,041 --> 01:33:38,582 Why didn't you tell me. 1658 01:33:40,583 --> 01:33:42,999 Look now l made a mistake...now what do I do... 1659 01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:47,665 I am not interested just tell me why you didn’t tell me. 1660 01:33:48,291 --> 01:33:52,249 What would I have told you. 1661 01:33:52,333 --> 01:33:53,665 Did you do it after marriage also? 1662 01:33:58,541 --> 01:34:00,540 Didn't go to the clinic but Dr. Chaddha’s man... 1663 01:34:00,625 --> 01:34:01,915 ...used to come home to collect the sample... 1664 01:34:07,041 --> 01:34:08,499 Move move... 1665 01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:15,290 Now, what's the point in sleeping separately. 1666 01:34:15,375 --> 01:34:16,499 Husband wife have such problems. 1667 01:34:16,791 --> 01:34:19,415 And trust if that itself does not remain. 1668 01:34:20,375 --> 01:34:22,582 I cannot sleep with you anymore. 1669 01:34:22,833 --> 01:34:25,124 I cannot sleep with a man who shags for money. 1670 01:34:26,416 --> 01:34:28,707 I feel so stupid...You kept doing all this ... 1671 01:34:28,791 --> 01:34:30,290 ...just didn't come to know. 1672 01:34:32,333 --> 01:34:34,874 Earlier I did it for money but later 1673 01:34:34,958 --> 01:34:38,124 O.K. fine when you felt that you were doing it for social service... 1674 01:34:38,208 --> 01:34:39,374 ...then you could have told me... 1675 01:34:39,791 --> 01:34:41,457 ...maybe I could have understood... 1676 01:34:42,916 --> 01:34:45,332 And where are your children. I want to meet them... now. 1677 01:34:45,416 --> 01:34:47,624 How you can just meet them...it's ... It's a contract. 1678 01:34:47,708 --> 01:34:49,707 What contract...I am your wife. You're my husband... 1679 01:34:49,791 --> 01:34:51,332 ...they are your children and I can meet them. 1680 01:34:51,416 --> 01:34:52,790 I want to meet them now. I don't know... 1681 01:34:53,208 --> 01:34:54,874 I don't care just now. 1682 01:34:59,291 --> 01:35:00,665 What are you searching for. 1683 01:35:01,250 --> 01:35:02,624 Boroline. 1684 01:35:02,708 --> 01:35:03,957 Why. 1685 01:35:04,375 --> 01:35:06,249 What's it to you...l want it. 1686 01:35:26,708 --> 01:35:28,374 Not going to the bank. 1687 01:35:30,666 --> 01:35:31,874 Move... 1688 01:35:38,708 --> 01:35:41,207 Ashima. 1689 01:35:58,458 --> 01:36:10,332 The purity of water 1690 01:36:10,416 --> 01:36:11,665 Yes mummy. 1691 01:36:11,750 --> 01:36:13,999 Police is here, they are saying that you have black money... 1692 01:36:14,083 --> 01:36:15,415 ...and they have come to take that. 1693 01:36:15,500 --> 01:36:17,415 This is only a beauty parlour... 1694 01:36:17,500 --> 01:36:18,957 ...or some other facility is also available. 1695 01:36:19,041 --> 01:36:20,582 Excuse me, how're you speaking with the lady... 1696 01:36:20,666 --> 01:36:21,707 Are you Vicky. 1697 01:36:21,791 --> 01:36:22,582 Mummy you go inside 1698 01:36:22,666 --> 01:36:25,624 Just tell me where did all this come from. 1699 01:36:25,708 --> 01:36:27,707 I have purchased it, don't people give gifts... 1700 01:36:27,791 --> 01:36:28,790 It is gift. - Yes 1701 01:36:28,875 --> 01:36:30,374 These 25 lakhs is also a gift. 1702 01:36:30,458 --> 01:36:32,415 Good thing the parcel went to the wrong address... 1703 01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:34,499 To Pepsi Ballad and she reported it to us. 1704 01:36:34,583 --> 01:36:35,665 Listen. Where are you taking him... 1705 01:36:35,750 --> 01:36:37,124 Mummy you go inside... 1706 01:36:37,208 --> 01:36:38,999 I will come in sometime... just inform Ashima 1707 01:36:47,541 --> 01:36:59,790 My beloved didn't show up 1708 01:37:00,333 --> 01:37:01,957 I am sorry my dear. 1709 01:37:05,458 --> 01:37:08,374 My love didn't show up 1710 01:37:08,458 --> 01:37:10,499 My beloved didn't show up 1711 01:37:10,583 --> 01:37:21,207 When I saw your divine eyes 1712 01:37:21,708 --> 01:37:22,957 Hey hero come outside. 1713 01:37:23,041 --> 01:37:27,957 Now you tell me that when a person gets such good news after years... 1714 01:37:28,250 --> 01:37:30,999 ...who's become a father for the first time... 1715 01:37:31,083 --> 01:37:33,749 ...and if he happens to be a rich man... 1716 01:37:33,833 --> 01:37:35,540 Wouldn't he like to share his happiness? 1717 01:37:35,625 --> 01:37:37,790 ...he'd like to give a gift...in cash or kind... 1718 01:37:38,208 --> 01:37:41,207 ...besides this one came from the minister's house... 1719 01:37:42,250 --> 01:37:44,665 ...now if I take his name then both of us will be in trouble... 1720 01:37:44,750 --> 01:37:46,165 Is there a business like this also? 1721 01:37:46,250 --> 01:37:49,457 Yes of course sir, and its legal. Sperm donation. 1722 01:37:49,541 --> 01:37:52,624 Dr. Chaddha now I don't want to have anything to do with you seriously... 1723 01:37:52,916 --> 01:37:54,165 What happened. 1724 01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:56,915 It makes no difference to you... 1725 01:37:57,000 --> 01:37:58,040 ...if the some one's life is destroyed does it. 1726 01:37:58,125 --> 01:37:59,290 Just tell me what happened 1727 01:37:59,375 --> 01:38:01,665 Sir Ashima cannot be pregnant. 1728 01:38:03,166 --> 01:38:04,457 We cannot have a child. 1729 01:38:05,416 --> 01:38:06,915 Me, a sperm donor, used to brag about it... 1730 01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:09,082 ...and now I myself can't have a child... 1731 01:38:11,208 --> 01:38:12,374 Shit. 1732 01:38:12,458 --> 01:38:14,207 She has tubal blockage. 1733 01:38:16,166 --> 01:38:17,457 I am so sorry. 1734 01:38:17,666 --> 01:38:19,082 Forget this sorry sir... 1735 01:38:19,708 --> 01:38:22,832 it's like this only now, life has taken my case. 1736 01:38:23,250 --> 01:38:25,165 Just listen... 1737 01:38:33,875 --> 01:38:35,207 Where is Ashima? 1738 01:38:41,333 --> 01:38:44,249 Don't you feel ashamed of yourself doing this dirty business? 1739 01:38:44,625 --> 01:38:48,082 The inspector suspected me of running a brothel... 1740 01:38:49,333 --> 01:38:52,290 You have ruined our family's name... 1741 01:38:54,708 --> 01:38:56,207 ...and you ask me where Ashima is... 1742 01:38:56,291 --> 01:38:59,374 She has left for Calcutta... 1743 01:38:59,458 --> 01:39:01,999 ...and if I was in her place, I would have done the same. 1744 01:39:03,708 --> 01:39:05,415 Now get lost from here. 1745 01:39:06,291 --> 01:39:12,040 The purity of water 1746 01:39:12,250 --> 01:39:17,832 The purity of water. 1747 01:39:18,208 --> 01:39:22,957 Tuna have you fought with him and come here. 1748 01:39:23,041 --> 01:39:24,499 No dad. 1749 01:39:24,750 --> 01:39:26,249 Then what's wrong. 1750 01:39:27,250 --> 01:39:28,582 Nothing. 1751 01:39:31,000 --> 01:39:34,749 Vicky you have really insulted us and your Dr. Chaddha... 1752 01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:37,457 ...bloody villain, I'll catch him soon... 1753 01:39:37,541 --> 01:39:40,665 Sperm donor ohm... 1754 01:39:41,125 --> 01:39:42,915 so what's the problem. 1755 01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:44,415 What are you saying dad? 1756 01:39:45,041 --> 01:39:46,249 How can you support him? 1757 01:39:46,333 --> 01:39:49,290 Darling you are a modern woman, well read... 1758 01:39:49,375 --> 01:39:51,582 ...well-travelled and you are talking like this rubbish. 1759 01:39:51,666 --> 01:39:54,457 Rubbish...your calling it rubbish... 1760 01:39:55,250 --> 01:39:56,790 Your son-in-law already has children... 1761 01:39:56,875 --> 01:39:58,582 ...and you expect me to have a modern outlook? 1762 01:39:59,625 --> 01:40:01,040 He should have told me... 1763 01:40:01,583 --> 01:40:06,165 My beloved didn't show up 1764 01:40:06,250 --> 01:40:08,790 These are today's so called modern women 1765 01:40:09,666 --> 01:40:12,790 ...shameless - who can give birth to a child with anybody... 1766 01:40:13,708 --> 01:40:18,540 Grand mom you call yourself modern. Are modern people like this. 1767 01:40:20,666 --> 01:40:23,499 At least I understood one thing. - bread also got burnt. 1768 01:40:24,166 --> 01:40:27,915 Those who couldn't have kids, have kids today because of Vicky 1769 01:40:29,083 --> 01:40:31,749 Mom it's all science. 1770 01:40:32,208 --> 01:40:35,665 Listen...to hell with your science and arts... 1771 01:40:37,291 --> 01:40:39,457 ...because of this our entire family's name is ruined... 1772 01:40:39,875 --> 01:40:41,207 This is science... 1773 01:40:43,791 --> 01:40:46,082 Memories 1774 01:40:46,541 --> 01:40:49,582 Your memories 1775 01:40:50,041 --> 01:40:52,582 Your thoughts 1776 01:40:53,666 --> 01:40:57,415 Smoulder my life 1777 01:40:58,000 --> 01:41:00,457 Nights 1778 01:41:00,791 --> 01:41:03,832 Dark, lonesome nights 1779 01:41:04,333 --> 01:41:11,790 Frighten me, hound me 1780 01:41:12,166 --> 01:41:15,124 My love, 1781 01:41:15,208 --> 01:41:18,165 without you I shall die 1782 01:41:18,250 --> 01:41:20,957 Dolly let it be, am not in a good mood today 1783 01:41:21,041 --> 01:41:23,124 without you I shall die 1784 01:41:23,208 --> 01:41:25,165 Even I am not in the mood 1785 01:41:25,250 --> 01:41:26,582 Thank you. 1786 01:41:26,666 --> 01:41:28,790 Vicky how are you brother? 1787 01:41:28,875 --> 01:41:32,082 Are you happy now? - Brother if your there won't I be happy? 1788 01:41:32,625 --> 01:41:33,874 Vicky dear you've come alone? 1789 01:41:33,958 --> 01:41:35,665 Dolly aunty and Ashima didn't come? 1790 01:41:35,750 --> 01:41:39,874 No they didn't come. - Congratulations. 1791 01:41:40,750 --> 01:41:43,207 They haunt 1792 01:41:43,291 --> 01:41:46,874 And tear me apart 1793 01:41:46,958 --> 01:41:50,165 Your memories 1794 01:41:50,625 --> 01:41:54,874 Your thoughts 1795 01:41:54,958 --> 01:41:57,999 My love, 1796 01:41:58,083 --> 01:42:01,582 without you I shall die 1797 01:42:02,041 --> 01:42:03,624 My love, 1798 01:42:03,708 --> 01:42:06,415 without you I shall die 1799 01:42:08,750 --> 01:42:12,040 Oye Vicky I heard that Ashima has left... 1800 01:42:13,125 --> 01:42:14,999 listen am your uncle if you have anything to say feel free. 1801 01:42:15,083 --> 01:42:16,624 You didn't even call... 1802 01:42:17,291 --> 01:42:18,749 where are you going. 1803 01:42:19,708 --> 01:42:22,374 To donate sperm. You want to come along? 1804 01:42:22,833 --> 01:42:25,790 They haunt 1805 01:42:26,208 --> 01:42:29,207 And tear me apart 1806 01:42:29,291 --> 01:42:32,040 Vicky dear at my shop, look, this is the ladies section... 1807 01:42:32,125 --> 01:42:33,332 ...and that is gents section. 1808 01:42:33,416 --> 01:42:35,207 Poppy write the bills... 1809 01:42:35,416 --> 01:42:41,249 Vicky Dolly had called me, told me that you've done something wrong... 1810 01:42:41,333 --> 01:42:43,374 ...really you've done something very inappropriate... 1811 01:42:43,458 --> 01:42:45,290 What wrong...what wrong have l done. 1812 01:42:45,375 --> 01:42:47,999 Uncle I was a sperm donor. Is sperm donation wrong work. 1813 01:42:48,416 --> 01:42:49,540 If it is yes then what you will do. 1814 01:42:49,625 --> 01:42:50,749 You will stop me from coming in the shop. 1815 01:42:50,833 --> 01:42:52,165 Go to hell with your shop. 1816 01:42:52,250 --> 01:42:55,540 What have you done all your whole life except giving birth to this Poppy. 1817 01:42:55,625 --> 01:42:56,957 If you were a sperm donor like me... 1818 01:42:57,166 --> 01:43:00,332 ...then could have had a chance of giving birth to better samples. 1819 01:43:00,416 --> 01:43:03,165 My love, 1820 01:43:03,666 --> 01:43:06,707 without you I shall die 1821 01:43:07,416 --> 01:43:08,999 My love, 1822 01:43:09,083 --> 01:43:12,415 without you I shall die 1823 01:43:14,750 --> 01:43:17,374 My love, 1824 01:43:17,666 --> 01:43:19,207 without you I shall die 1825 01:43:19,291 --> 01:43:23,374 Hello, you didn't call me even once 1826 01:43:26,375 --> 01:43:27,582 Say something at least 1827 01:43:28,666 --> 01:43:29,915 What. 1828 01:43:32,250 --> 01:43:33,665 Just ask me how I am 1829 01:43:39,500 --> 01:43:40,749 Come back my dear... 1830 01:43:41,958 --> 01:43:45,499 ...promise will never make you cry again. 1831 01:43:45,958 --> 01:43:48,040 I need some more time Vicky. 1832 01:43:48,583 --> 01:43:50,832 Memories 1833 01:43:51,125 --> 01:43:53,874 Your memories 1834 01:43:54,333 --> 01:43:55,582 How are you. 1835 01:43:57,416 --> 01:44:01,040 let it be...how I could be without you... 1836 01:44:02,750 --> 01:44:04,957 Nights 1837 01:44:05,541 --> 01:44:08,457 Dark, lonesome nights 1838 01:44:09,125 --> 01:44:16,624 Frighten me, hound me 1839 01:44:16,875 --> 01:44:19,749 My love, 1840 01:44:19,833 --> 01:44:22,624 without you I shall die 1841 01:44:22,708 --> 01:44:23,874 Hello Vicky 1842 01:44:23,958 --> 01:44:26,124 How you dare to call here. 1843 01:44:26,208 --> 01:44:28,582 You got only my son in the entire world for this. 1844 01:44:28,666 --> 01:44:30,832 No - See I also know to do business... 1845 01:44:31,041 --> 01:44:32,999 ...but I never play with the emotions of people. 1846 01:44:33,083 --> 01:44:34,707 See you are misunderstanding me. 1847 01:44:34,791 --> 01:44:37,332 We have trusted on you and you have used us. 1848 01:44:37,541 --> 01:44:40,790 You have made our house into pieces, made partition of it. 1849 01:44:40,875 --> 01:44:42,415 What type of doctor are you? 1850 01:44:43,083 --> 01:44:43,999 Let it be now. 1851 01:44:44,083 --> 01:44:47,665 Shut up and see I am giving you warning that... 1852 01:44:47,750 --> 01:44:49,874 ...if you came in front of my eyes... 1853 01:44:50,541 --> 01:44:53,040 ...and if you tried to meet or contact to me or Vicky... 1854 01:44:53,125 --> 01:44:56,874 ...in future then I will cut you into pieces. 1855 01:45:05,083 --> 01:45:07,374 Meet me once, please. 1856 01:45:08,166 --> 01:45:10,624 Please Dr. Chaddha it's Ok 1857 01:45:12,083 --> 01:45:13,290 It makes no difference. 1858 01:45:13,375 --> 01:45:16,082 All these things happened and you did not tell me anything. 1859 01:45:21,833 --> 01:45:25,499 Sir the reality is that you have taken his advantage... 1860 01:45:25,583 --> 01:45:29,915 ...you have purchased car, farm house and house. 1861 01:45:31,250 --> 01:45:34,874 First it is important to take out Vicky from this situation... 1862 01:45:35,583 --> 01:45:40,624 ...otherwise the acidity which is in me will never be healed up. 1863 01:45:40,708 --> 01:45:44,082 Dolly is the first lady who read me correctly. 1864 01:45:44,166 --> 01:45:48,540 It is called grip on life... that she has. 1865 01:45:49,875 --> 01:45:55,915 She was shouting in anger on phone but there was pain in the voice. 1866 01:45:56,625 --> 01:45:57,790 Great lady. 1867 01:45:57,875 --> 01:45:59,790 Sir l understand Dolly ma'am... 1868 01:46:00,958 --> 01:46:03,832 ...but now what to do further that we have must think. 1869 01:46:06,333 --> 01:46:07,832 Oh, God. 1870 01:46:08,833 --> 01:46:11,999 So, what you are thinking sir. 1871 01:46:12,916 --> 01:46:15,957 I don't understand how it will happen so soon. 1872 01:46:17,000 --> 01:46:18,499 You don't give me tension. 1873 01:46:18,583 --> 01:46:21,124 Sir you don't take tension and go. 1874 01:46:21,708 --> 01:46:24,457 Just leave that key and lap top here. 1875 01:47:02,541 --> 01:47:05,040 Chaman! 1876 01:47:05,958 --> 01:47:09,249 Chaman what is going on. 1877 01:47:09,458 --> 01:47:10,624 Sir good morning sir 1878 01:47:10,708 --> 01:47:12,082 Good morning. 1879 01:47:13,166 --> 01:47:14,665 Sir 1880 01:47:15,333 --> 01:47:16,582 What is this. 1881 01:47:16,666 --> 01:47:19,665 Sir this is the file of Vicky Donor and all the details are in this. 1882 01:47:20,125 --> 01:47:22,374 Oh you are very unpredictable sperm. 1883 01:47:22,458 --> 01:47:24,915 Sir you don't think now and take the name of God... 1884 01:47:25,000 --> 01:47:26,790 ...and dial the first number. 1885 01:47:26,875 --> 01:47:28,749 You are right. 1886 01:47:32,541 --> 01:47:34,665 Hello yes... Mr Bhatia speaking?. 1887 01:47:34,875 --> 01:47:39,374 Mr Bhatia greetings,. Dr. Baldev from Chaddha Infertility clinic... 1888 01:47:39,958 --> 01:47:45,624 O.K. ma'am... Ahuja with Mrs Ahuja next Saturday 25th Anniversary. 1889 01:47:45,708 --> 01:47:47,499 Am I talking to Mrs. Grewal. 1890 01:47:47,583 --> 01:47:49,124 Hello, Dr. Chaddha. 1891 01:47:49,208 --> 01:47:52,165 Oh my God you recognized my voice. 1892 01:47:52,250 --> 01:47:56,749 You know what my in-laws say that he is a ghost of Ambani. 1893 01:47:59,083 --> 01:48:03,082 Yes l have sent silver anniversary card by courier. 1894 01:48:03,166 --> 01:48:05,874 But it was my duty to invite you personally. 1895 01:48:05,958 --> 01:48:07,665 Mrs. Mehta has done another one! 1896 01:48:07,750 --> 01:48:09,207 I am so sorry Mr Mehta... 1897 01:48:09,291 --> 01:48:11,082 ...by the way Mr Mehta can you give the number... 1898 01:48:11,166 --> 01:48:13,082 ...of new husband of Mrs. Mehta. 1899 01:48:14,958 --> 01:48:16,082 He cut it 1900 01:48:16,166 --> 01:48:18,332 Can l talk to Mrs. Mirchandani please. 1901 01:48:18,416 --> 01:48:20,540 Next baby, cooler sperm... 1902 01:48:21,458 --> 01:48:23,415 After two building. 1903 01:48:28,416 --> 01:48:30,457 Madam is not there... he is in the bedroom with someone else. 1904 01:48:33,708 --> 01:48:36,457 Yes Mr Lee Silver Jubilee 1905 01:48:36,541 --> 01:48:39,957 Kapoor or this is just a gentle reminder. 1906 01:48:40,041 --> 01:48:41,165 We will definitely come. 1907 01:48:41,250 --> 01:48:43,040 Tuna so what's your plan. 1908 01:48:43,125 --> 01:48:45,540 Bank wants to know when you are joining back. 1909 01:48:45,625 --> 01:48:46,832 I don't know. 1910 01:48:46,916 --> 01:48:49,249 What you are doing is not good for you Tuna. 1911 01:48:49,333 --> 01:48:52,249 Whatever is in your heart you must discuss with Vicky, it is necessary. 1912 01:48:52,333 --> 01:48:53,624 It is necessary. 1913 01:48:53,916 --> 01:48:56,040 Did he feel necessary to tell me? 1914 01:48:57,958 --> 01:48:59,332 I don't know 1915 01:49:00,833 --> 01:49:02,290 You are so shameless! 1916 01:49:03,250 --> 01:49:04,749 Always keep coming here! 1917 01:49:05,125 --> 01:49:06,624 Every one commits a mistake. 1918 01:49:07,166 --> 01:49:08,457 You forget the past. 1919 01:49:08,541 --> 01:49:10,624 Again you are back on the same topic. 1920 01:49:10,958 --> 01:49:12,540 Don't say topic... 1921 01:49:12,916 --> 01:49:14,540 ...since the last two months four... 1922 01:49:14,625 --> 01:49:16,290 ...cases have been lodged by clients against me. 1923 01:49:16,375 --> 01:49:20,415 You ask why because their children have not even learnt to say... 1924 01:49:20,500 --> 01:49:25,082 ...mummy papa and they have started to abuse. 1925 01:49:25,458 --> 01:49:29,540 The party says that the family back ground of the donor was not good. 1926 01:49:32,041 --> 01:49:33,499 Shake hands at least! 1927 01:49:33,833 --> 01:49:36,415 Well tried Chaddha sir, please get out. 1928 01:49:37,125 --> 01:49:38,290 Please. 1929 01:49:40,083 --> 01:49:44,957 See l can understand your frustration but I realized. 1930 01:49:45,041 --> 01:49:46,999 How can you understand the frustration? 1931 01:49:48,166 --> 01:49:50,582 This house is not a house without Ashima. 1932 01:49:51,708 --> 01:49:53,207 The silence is haunting... 1933 01:49:53,291 --> 01:49:58,707 One iron lady your mother told me correctly... 1934 01:49:59,916 --> 01:50:02,499 ...that I have spoiled your family life. 1935 01:50:02,791 --> 01:50:05,624 I did it. I have to correct it now. 1936 01:50:06,375 --> 01:50:08,874 Dolly says that Ashima should come back home. 1937 01:50:08,958 --> 01:50:11,207 I also think that Ashima should come back. 1938 01:50:11,291 --> 01:50:14,290 Ashima has to understand that you were not wrong. 1939 01:50:14,375 --> 01:50:15,790 This is not possible. 1940 01:50:15,875 --> 01:50:21,040 Once you bring her to my clinic for one hour on next Saturday. 1941 01:50:21,125 --> 01:50:24,249 Next Saturday is the 25th anniversary of the clinic. 1942 01:50:24,333 --> 01:50:27,582 See this, 25th silver jubilee anniversary. 1943 01:50:31,541 --> 01:50:33,290 Do you think that she will come? 1944 01:50:33,625 --> 01:50:34,790 Brother... 1945 01:50:34,875 --> 01:50:38,249 I told you I need some more time. 1946 01:50:39,666 --> 01:50:41,165 I cannot come now. 1947 01:50:41,833 --> 01:50:46,874 Just see, it is only a matter of one day. 1948 01:50:47,708 --> 01:50:51,874 Even after that if you feel that what I did was wrong then... 1949 01:50:53,333 --> 01:50:55,082 ...we will sort out according to you. 1950 01:50:56,250 --> 01:51:00,165 You want separation or divorce? 1951 01:51:00,250 --> 01:51:01,415 Divorce? 1952 01:51:02,708 --> 01:51:08,707 Did l hear divorce...no no. not again you will go with him. 1953 01:51:08,791 --> 01:51:10,582 Dad you are again taking his side. 1954 01:51:10,666 --> 01:51:12,374 Yes l am... 1955 01:51:13,666 --> 01:51:15,999 ...because you are only thinking about yourself. 1956 01:51:16,083 --> 01:51:19,582 But she is right papa, meaning I have not told her. It is my mistake. 1957 01:51:19,666 --> 01:51:21,124 Question yourself Tuna. 1958 01:51:21,750 --> 01:51:26,915 You are hurt because he was donor or he has not informed you or... 1959 01:51:28,083 --> 01:51:30,915 ...you cannot get pregnant while he can become a father. 1960 01:51:36,875 --> 01:51:38,457 He loves you... 1961 01:51:40,208 --> 01:51:43,915 ...even after knowing that because of you he cannot give birth to a child. 1962 01:51:45,625 --> 01:51:50,124 He loves you...he wants to be with you...it's not that easy darling. 1963 01:51:50,458 --> 01:51:53,957 For once, just think from his side. 1964 01:51:54,625 --> 01:51:56,082 It's ok. 1965 01:51:58,125 --> 01:52:01,457 If you don't want to come then don't come. 1966 01:52:02,333 --> 01:52:03,707 Why are you crying? 1967 01:52:05,125 --> 01:52:08,290 See l have come to your city Kolkata for the second time. 1968 01:52:10,375 --> 01:52:11,957 Show me your city. 1969 01:52:14,125 --> 01:52:15,749 Show me Kaalibadi... 1970 01:52:17,333 --> 01:52:20,124 ...a match of Mohan Bagan... 1971 01:52:22,833 --> 01:52:24,457 Make me meet Mamata didi but don't cry. 1972 01:52:30,208 --> 01:52:31,749 But don't cry. 1973 01:52:52,791 --> 01:52:54,332 Welcome. 1974 01:52:55,750 --> 01:52:57,290 Come, come. 1975 01:52:58,916 --> 01:53:02,707 Grace of God, welcome...come...please come. 1976 01:53:03,791 --> 01:53:05,374 Ashima. 1977 01:53:10,583 --> 01:53:18,290 Whatever Vicky has done or I got it done from him was right or wrong ... 1978 01:53:18,375 --> 01:53:20,415 I really don't know... 1979 01:53:21,333 --> 01:53:26,165 Call me a businessman or a doctor or my helplessness... 1980 01:53:26,250 --> 01:53:30,540 Nor do I wish to give any explanation... 1981 01:53:31,291 --> 01:53:34,249 But l would like to ask you one question. 1982 01:53:35,166 --> 01:53:40,832 Just stand here and tell me how you are feeling to see... 1983 01:53:42,083 --> 01:53:43,999 ...these kids playing in the park. 1984 01:53:44,875 --> 01:53:48,832 What kind of a question is this? All l know is among these... 1985 01:53:49,833 --> 01:53:52,374 ...kids even my child could have been there. 1986 01:53:54,208 --> 01:53:58,165 All are happy, enjoying. 1987 01:53:58,791 --> 01:54:00,790 Everyone's family is complete but... 1988 01:54:02,375 --> 01:54:03,582 ...why not mine. 1989 01:54:03,958 --> 01:54:08,582 Just like you are feeling now... 1990 01:54:08,666 --> 01:54:13,290 ...few years back parents of these children were also feeling the same. 1991 01:54:14,083 --> 01:54:17,082 Before Vicky donor came into their life. 1992 01:54:17,875 --> 01:54:22,249 The reason for their happiness is Vicky. 1993 01:54:23,166 --> 01:54:27,207 Because these children are from his sperm. 1994 01:54:32,333 --> 01:54:34,207 Come with me. 1995 01:54:34,291 --> 01:54:35,874 Look, look. 1996 01:54:47,958 --> 01:54:51,457 Which among them are mine? 1997 01:54:52,625 --> 01:54:55,332 Each & everyone is yours... 1998 01:54:57,208 --> 01:54:59,415 All of them are mine? - 53 1999 01:55:00,000 --> 01:55:01,290 53 2000 01:55:01,375 --> 01:55:03,415 Total 53 2001 01:55:05,750 --> 01:55:06,957 Vicky.. 2002 01:55:10,041 --> 01:55:11,790 Can l meet them? - Sure. 2003 01:55:11,875 --> 01:55:14,707 Yes but don't ask for details. 2004 01:55:24,166 --> 01:55:31,499 When this little flower bud blooms into a plant 2005 01:55:32,083 --> 01:55:35,374 Bud blooms into a plant 2006 01:55:37,541 --> 01:55:48,207 The pot of wants blooms with it 2007 01:55:48,291 --> 01:55:51,082 And so does the demand for this... 2008 01:55:51,166 --> 01:55:54,790 ...that and just about everything that money can buy 2009 01:55:54,875 --> 01:56:01,790 As the wants are unlimited and even bigger than the sky 2010 01:56:04,666 --> 01:56:07,540 Hello. 2011 01:56:09,250 --> 01:56:11,874 Here, here's your gift. 2012 01:56:11,958 --> 01:56:15,082 There he stands, and another one stands 2013 01:56:15,166 --> 01:56:18,499 Asking for money, and much more money 2014 01:56:19,000 --> 01:56:22,332 There he stands, and another one stands 2015 01:56:22,416 --> 01:56:24,790 Asking for money, and much more money 2016 01:56:24,875 --> 01:56:25,957 Very good. 2017 01:56:26,041 --> 01:56:27,457 Enjoy yourself. 2018 01:56:27,541 --> 01:56:30,332 When a bud turns into a tree 2019 01:56:32,208 --> 01:56:33,582 He is quiet fit. 2020 01:56:33,666 --> 01:56:39,999 You get the urge to live 2021 01:56:41,333 --> 01:56:42,999 Sit down, sit down. 2022 01:56:43,083 --> 01:56:46,249 When this little plant turns into a big tree 2023 01:56:46,333 --> 01:56:49,582 Plant turns into a big tree 2024 01:56:49,666 --> 01:56:56,624 The feeling takes over to live big, in style and live free 2025 01:56:57,375 --> 01:56:58,999 It’s a great couple 2026 01:57:02,333 --> 01:57:05,165 That boy there in black... 2027 01:57:08,250 --> 01:57:09,957 ...his hair is like yours... 2028 01:57:12,458 --> 01:57:14,499 That little foreigner girl's... 2029 01:57:16,791 --> 01:57:18,582 ...nose is like yours... 2030 01:57:21,958 --> 01:57:24,499 ...that little ching chong... 2031 01:57:27,208 --> 01:57:28,707 ...his eyes are like yours. 2032 01:57:30,666 --> 01:57:34,582 Baba was right and l was insecure. 2033 01:57:36,208 --> 01:57:39,874 I cannot do the same which you did...never... 2034 01:57:41,875 --> 01:57:47,707 I am sorry. 2035 01:57:50,333 --> 01:57:51,624 Sorry. 2036 01:58:15,500 --> 01:58:16,999 There is one more child... 2037 01:58:19,416 --> 01:58:21,499 ...and I want you to meet with him. 2038 01:58:24,625 --> 01:58:27,665 Myself and Chaman were inviting the... 2039 01:58:27,750 --> 01:58:29,499 ...clients by going door to door for the anniversary. 2040 01:58:29,875 --> 01:58:32,499 I came to know that one couple among them... 2041 01:58:32,583 --> 01:58:35,457 ...died in a car accident near Chandigarh few years back. 2042 01:58:35,541 --> 01:58:38,832 After death of the son they came to know... 2043 01:58:38,916 --> 01:58:41,249 ...that their grand daughter is a donor baby. 2044 01:58:41,333 --> 01:58:43,915 They tried hard to find out but could not succeed. 2045 01:58:44,000 --> 01:58:48,040 Due to the old age and since there was no one after them to take care... 2046 01:58:48,125 --> 01:58:51,457 ...they put her in this orphanage house. 2047 01:58:51,541 --> 01:58:54,624 Thank you Dr. Chaddha for doing this, you saved a soul... 2048 01:58:55,333 --> 01:58:58,665 ...and Mr and Mrs Arora the name of the child is Diya... 2049 01:58:59,000 --> 01:59:01,374 ...and she's been here with us for last six months... 2050 01:59:02,041 --> 01:59:03,207 Shall we go and meet her. 2051 01:59:03,291 --> 01:59:04,540 Sure sure... 2052 01:59:50,750 --> 01:59:52,165 Let's go home. 2053 02:00:01,666 --> 02:00:02,999 Thank you ma'am 2054 02:00:03,208 --> 02:00:05,249 I am sure you are going to keep Diya happy. 2055 02:00:05,333 --> 02:00:06,749 Thanks ma'am 2056 02:00:07,375 --> 02:00:09,415 Thank you very much. Thank you. 2057 02:00:09,500 --> 02:00:11,832 Thanks. - Come. Come. 2058 02:00:17,083 --> 02:00:18,457 Thank you. 2059 02:00:18,750 --> 02:00:20,207 God bless. 2060 02:00:29,958 --> 02:00:33,249 You did all this for me. 2061 02:00:34,625 --> 02:00:36,165 Chaddha sir you are unbelievable... 2062 02:00:38,333 --> 02:00:40,707 What did l do? I have not done anything. 2063 02:00:42,625 --> 02:00:45,040 You did all this and this is your wonder. 2064 02:00:46,416 --> 02:00:49,249 The wonder of your sperm 2065 02:00:51,083 --> 02:00:53,832 This entire world is a sperm. 2066 02:00:59,166 --> 02:01:01,374 God bless you. 2067 02:01:01,750 --> 02:01:04,207 Bye. 2068 02:01:28,166 --> 02:01:29,374 Chaddha sir... 2069 02:01:29,458 --> 02:01:32,790 Listen there is a demand from one more party. 2070 02:01:32,875 --> 02:01:35,374 What are you talking? I am a family man now. 2071 02:01:35,458 --> 02:01:37,207 Just do it for the last time. 2072 02:01:37,500 --> 02:01:38,665 Shall I say yes? 2073 02:01:38,750 --> 02:01:41,290 I will get it picked up from anywhere you say. 2074 02:01:43,000 --> 02:01:44,165 Ok. 2075 02:01:44,250 --> 02:01:47,249 Ok. Bye!!! 2076 02:02:03,708 --> 02:02:07,332 The one with beautiful eyes, open the window and see. 2077 02:02:07,416 --> 02:02:11,040 Weigh it in your heart and see. 2078 02:02:14,041 --> 02:02:17,749 The one with beautiful eyes, open the window and see. 2079 02:02:17,833 --> 02:02:21,040 Weigh it in your heart and see. 2080 02:02:21,125 --> 02:02:25,874 You will not find a young man like me. 2081 02:02:26,166 --> 02:02:31,374 You may search in the whole world. 2082 02:02:31,458 --> 02:02:34,790 Search, search. Search, search. 2083 02:02:34,875 --> 02:02:38,082 You people go for the door. I want to be on the floor. 2084 02:02:38,166 --> 02:02:41,624 Mix it with our colours. 2085 02:02:41,708 --> 02:02:44,999 Go over it with red flowers. 2086 02:02:45,083 --> 02:02:49,915 You will not find a young man like me. 2087 02:02:50,166 --> 02:02:55,374 You may search in the whole world. 2088 02:02:55,458 --> 02:02:58,790 Search, search. Search, search. 2089 02:02:58,875 --> 02:03:05,457 You people go for the door. I want to be on the floor. 2090 02:03:19,250 --> 02:03:22,749 For the sake of love. 2091 02:03:22,833 --> 02:03:26,749 Will open my heart before you. 2092 02:03:29,541 --> 02:03:34,290 You will not find a young man like me. 2093 02:03:34,750 --> 02:03:39,957 You may search in the whole world. 2094 02:03:40,041 --> 02:03:43,749 Search, search. Search, search. 2095 02:03:53,500 --> 02:03:57,207 My shoes are sequenced. 2096 02:03:57,291 --> 02:04:00,457 The moustache is starched, and the turban is colourful. 2097 02:04:00,541 --> 02:04:05,165 You will not find a young man like me. 2098 02:04:05,583 --> 02:04:10,749 You may search in the whole world. 2099 02:04:10,833 --> 02:04:14,582 Search, search. Search, search. 149852