All language subtitles for The.Other.Two.S02E07.WEBRip.x264-ION10

- Hey, Pat.
- Hi.

- It's "Vogue."

Do you have a second
to answer 73 questions?

- Sure.
- Great.

What's your favorite ice cream?
- Chocolate.

- I have to say chocolate.

- Name one piece of advice
your parents always gave you.

- Always be yourself.
- To always be myself.

- What's your favorite thing
to do on the weekend?

- Spend time
with my boyfriend.

- Spend time with my boyfriend,
Streeter.

Oh, hi, honey.
- Hey, there she is.

- Oh, God, Mom.
Pull away. Keep moving.

- All right.
Heels or flats?

- Flats.
- Flats.

- Nice, can you name

the three most important people
in your life?

- My kids.

- That would be my kids,
of course.

Oh, here's one of them now.
- Hey, Mom.

I just came by to ask what your
favorite basketball team is.

- The Nets.
- The Nets.

Because my son Chasey is now
a part owner of the team.

- Yep. Go Nets.

- Oh, here's another one
of my sons.

- Hey, Mom.
I was wondering.

What's your favorite movie
of all time?

- "Night Nurse."
- "Night Nurse."

Wait, what's "Night Nurse"?
- Ugh, cut!

Mom, just repeat
everything I say,

otherwise this is gonna
take forever.

- Okay, honey.
But what is "Night Nurse?"

- It's the movie
Cary just got cast in.

- Wait, what?
- Whoa, man!

- I didn't know that.

- That's so cool, Cary.
- Yeah.

It's just this
little indie movie,

but I have, like, six scenes.

- Oh, CareBear! That's amazing.

I am so proud of you, honey.
[smooching]

- So she gets
to kiss him a lot.

- And the Deadline article
came out today too,

so it's like actually real.

Yeah, it's got my picture
and everything. Look.

- Oh, my gosh!

I need to Instagram this
on my phone.

Brooke, I have Instagram right?
And a phone?

- Yeah.
But you have to do it later

'cause right now we have
to finish this "Vogue" thing

before everything else
you have today,

so let's all reset.

And, Streeter, this time,
don't try to fuck her.

- Thank you for the note.

- Cary, you're in a movie!
[squeals]

- [laughs]

[quirky music]

- [groans]

- Why are you walking so slow?
- 'Cause.

Shuli invited me to go hear her
speak on a women's panel.

- Oh, God.
Why? Is she mad at you?

- I don't know,
but she helped me get

"30 Under 30,"
so I feel like I have to go

and just sit in the audience
and nod like,

"Yes, women, I understand."

- Oh, this is Curtis.

Well, don't be late
because those are the people

who have to sit up front
and ask the audience questions.

- Oh, fuck!

- Hello?

- Can't believe I know someone
on Deadline.

I'm famous!
Just take it.

- I know.
Isn't this crazy?

God, I knew I was good.

I got the third role
Mackenzie sent me out for.

- We should go out
and get some drinks. Celebrate.

- Sorry, I can't.
I'm going to a hospital

on Staten Island
to shadow a real nurse.

- Because you are an actor

and you are putting
in the "whork." I love that.

- Yeah.
It's my first real role.

I wanna get it right.
Do a good job.

- I'd love to play a nurse.
Or a patient.

Or better yet,
a patient's wife who's told

that she can't go in there,
but god damn it,

that is her husband
and no one is stopping her.

So like when do you get
to meet Patricia Arquette?

- I don't know.

I mean, most of my scenes
are with Beanie Feldstein.

I only have one with Patricia.
- Unreal.

Also, now that
you guys are peers,

you have to start
calling her Patty.

And Beanie Feldstein is Beans.

So that way when you wrap,
you can post an Instagram like,

"Missing my little film family,
Patty and Beans."

Okay. I gotta go.
I think I'm getting fired.

- Am I going out first?
- It's you first.

- Hey, Shuli. I just wanted
to peek my head in,

let you see that I came,

because I found a seat
so far in the back that--

- Brooke, shut up! You're late.
This is the last one.

- Oh, great.
- Wait, what?

- So there's six of you
on the panel,

you're being introduced last.

It's three hours long
with one break.

A moderator is going to ask
questions first

and then open it up
to the audience.

- Wait, I'm so sorry.
I'm on the panel?

- Hello and welcome

to the fifth annual
Women's Empowerment Series.

I'm your moderator,
Phoebe McInerny Purmont.

And I am thrilled
to introduce today's panelists.

Publicist and Senior VP
of Principle Records,

Shuli Rockefeller Kucerac.

[applause]

Human Rights Lawyer,
Dalia Solomon King.

COO of the Women's Chance
Initiative,

Rhadika Kamini Patel.

Filmmaker and winner
of the 2019 Palme d'Or,

Vivianne de Baubigny.

Pulitzer Prize-winning
author of the book,

"Everything You Think You Know
About Feminism

Is Wrong," Ranessa Boley Braun.

And one of "Variety" magazine's
Top 10 Creative Directors,

Brooke Dubek.

[applause]

- Hi. Yes.

I am--ready to articulate
my thoughts on women's issues

into a mic--
for all to hear.

[machine beeping]

- Mr. Guttierez, hello.

- Where am I?
- You're in the hospital.

You had a little accident,
but you're fine.

I'm Nurse Akiyama. I'll be
taking good care of you today.

- And I'm Cary.

I'm shadowing her for a movie
with Patty Arquette.

- Okay.

- I'm gonna take your blood
pressure now, Mr. Guttierez.

- This is so great to see.

And you would do this
the same at night, right?

- Yes.

- Yeah. Great, great, great.

- Okay. That's all for now.
I'll be back in a bit.

- All right. What now?

Do we assist in surgery, or--
'cause I can handle blood.

My character is covered in it
for most of the movie.

I can't tell you whose though.

You're gonna have
to buy a ticket.

- No, now we go enter

all of Mr. Guttierez's
information into Excel.

- Oh.

My character
doesn't really use Excel.

- So first we type in
"Guttierez comma Juan."

And see this cell here?

We highlight this cell.
- Mm.

- This next question's
for Brooke.

According to this year's
Global Gender Gap Report,

the U.S. ranks
below Canada, Sweden,

and even Serbia
in terms of gender equality.

As a woman, what do you see
as this country's

biggest hurdle
on its march towards parity?

- Wow.
What an excellent question.

Pass.

- Oh, okay.

Let's move on
to a question for Rhadika.

Rhadika, you run
a nonprofit focused on

eradicating
female homelessness.

But what do you do for fun?
[laughter]

- Well, could've done this one.
- I hang out with friends.

I go on hikes.

I recently made it a rule
where I don't work on Sundays.

I think it's really important
to take time for yourself--

- Oh, yeah. Not me. No.
I never stop working for women.

I am always constantly
organizing, fighting,

marching in the streets.

- Oh, wow.
What marches specifically?

- Pass.

[mellow percussive music]

♪ ♪

- Mr. Guttierez?

[clears throat]

Mr. Guttierez?

I'm up. I'm up.

Hey, Mackenzie.
I was wondering if I could get

the number of the costume
people for the movie.

'Cause I was thinking
maybe my character has glasses.

Call me back.

Hey, Curtis.
[camera shutter clicks]

What do we got?
What do we go--

- Where the fuck have you been?

We have a Code Blue.
49-year-old white female.

Gunshot wound
to the lower abdomen.

She's being prepared
for surgery now.

Let's go!

- So the thing about
being a woman is...

- What set of women...
- Do you understand...

- The female experience...
- For me as a woman...

- A woman.
- Woman.

- And, Brooke,
what do you think?

- Well, you know,

feminism is about...

equality.

Are we good so far?

Okay. Okay.

But you know,
it's also about so much more.

It's about...

Pass.
[groans]

- And as a woman, I feel
that you should be able

to answer this question
as well, so--

Brooke?
- Hmm?

- I'm asking the panelists
what TV shows they're watching.

- Oh, okay.

- By female show runners.

- [screams]

All of them.
- Okay.

Now it's time
for a quick break.

- Oh, my God.
- I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.
I don't really work here.

I'm just shadowing and wanted
to try on the costumes.

- Oh, cool.
I'm shadowing too.

- Wait, what?

- Yeah. I found these
in the lockers earlier.

But--you believed me?
That--that all sounded real?

- Oh, my God.

So real.
- Thanks.

I'm playing a doctor on "911."

I have three scenes
with Angie Bassett.

It's gonna be my first time
seeing myself on TV.

- Oh, yeah.
No, it's my first role too.

I'm playing a nurse
in "Night Nurse."

- Nurse Louis?
- Yeah.

- Congrats.
Want help running lines?

- Yeah, sure.

- Cool.
God, hospitals are so fun.

- [laughs]
Yeah.

- Hey, I need a friend favor.

I'm on this women's panel
and I have no idea

what the fuck I am doing.

Can you come ask me
an easy question?

- I was literally about to call
you and ask you the same thing.

I'm on this
Minorities in Fashion panel

and all I've said is, "Pass."

- Me too.

- My last question was
if fashion can be seen

as a form of rebellion

against our country's
immigration policies.

I don't know, man.
I just like clothes.

- Ugh, great.
Now I'm stressed for you too.

Why did Shuli ask me
to do this?

Is she mad at me?

- Hey, Brooke Dubek.

I'm Shauna.
I'm in the audience.

I just wanted to say
I'm really enjoying the panel.

- Okay. Thanks.
It's nice to meet you.

- I can't wait
for the second half.

See out there, I guess.
- [chuckles]

- Are you okay?
You look rough.

- I haven't been drinking,
if that's what you're asking.

How is she?
- The test came back.

It's not good.

Her organs are failing.

- I'm gonna tell her.

- Don't you think we should
wait for the doctor to do that?

- Louis, how long have you been
a nurse here?

Three weeks?
I'm telling her.

- Yes. Just tell me.
I am dying!

- Oh, no, ma'am.
Sorry. Sorry.

We're just running lines
for a movie I'm in.

You're totally fine.

You're, um...

you know, it is a little bit
like the scene.

- Why are you upsetting
this patient?

We can't have
another complaint.

We are this close
to being shut down.

- I'm so sorry.
- Oh, great.

So that was believable?

I'm playing
a hospital administrator

on "The Good Doctor."

Just shadowing for the day.

- Oh, cool.
- We're shadowing too.

- Oh, yeah.
You're in "Night Nurse," right?

Oh, I saw on Deadline.
Congrats.

- Thank you. Thanks.

Oh, that's my agent.
Sorry, I got to take this.

I asked about glasses
for my character.

- Ooh, I should do that.

- Hey, Mackenzie,
how's it going?

Did you get my message?
Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

[soft high-pitched ringing]

[machine beeping]

The funding was pulled.
[uneven breathing]

Patty dropped out.
[hyperventilating]

Needs more time
with the family.

[machine beeping rapidly]

The movie's off.

[monotone beep]

- Um, code blue.

I think for real code blue.

- And that's why the fight
for abortion rights

really dates back
to 400 BC or even 500 BC.

- Maybe even 600 BC.
- Oh, no.

I wouldn't go that far.

- I was joking.
- All right.

Let's take another question.

- Hi, my question's for Brooke.

Hey, Brooke.
We just met in the bathroom.

- Oh, right.

Hi. Hey, girl.
[laughs]

Hi.

- Do you remember my name?

- Oh. Oh, my God. I'm--

I'm so sorry.
No.

- Oh, kinda weird to say
that you're pro-woman,

then not remember a woman's
name that you just met.

It's Shauna.

- Okay.
Well, I was on the phone,

and I was a little distracted,
so I guess I just don't--

I just don't see why
that's anti-woman.

But I'm sure these ladies
can all tell me why it was.

- Actually,
I agree with you, Brooke.

It's not anti-woman

to not remember
every single woman's name.

- It's not?
- No, but to call you out on it

in front of all these people
is kind of a bitch move.

- Yes, I would also categorize
that as a bitch move.

- It's sort of the bitch move.

[audience chatters]
- So I said something right?

On the panel?

- Um, actually,
I agree with Shauna.

Brooke Dubek is anti-woman.
And I can prove it.

[harp music]

♪ ♪

[orchestral version
of "Once Upon a Dream"]

♪ ♪

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

- Cary?

Cary?

- Where am I?
- You're in the hospital.

- Am I shooting "Night Nurse?"

- No, I think the funding
was pulled.

That's what you said
before you passed out.

Is there anything else I can do
to make you more comfortable?

- Just kill me.
Pull the fucking plug.

- Ooh, can I do it?

My character actually does it
twice on "New Amsterdam."

She's kind of a psycho.

- [sighs]

- So I met Brooke
at a restaurant.

And I said I was a singer

and that she should follow me
on Insta.

And she did,
and then a few days later,

she unfollowed me
out of nowhere.

- Okay, well,

I was eating pasta
and you just came up to me

and basically forced me
to follow you.

So I did.
I was trying to be nice.

- Wait, you two are strangers?
- Yes.

- Okay, well,
it's not actually anti-woman

to not wanna follow a woman
you don't know on Instagram

for the rest of your life.

- And I tried too.
I followed her for like a week.

That's longer than
I followed Jameela Jamil.

She goes to a concert
like every day.

- Ugh! You don't wanna see
Miley Cyrus in concert?

A woman?
- No.

No, that is not why.

Ugh, I wish
I could show you guys.

Is there a way I could just
plug my phone into this thing?

- So first we type in
"Dubek comma Cary."

- [groans]

Is this the worst day
of my life?

- Ugh!

- Sir, you need
to stop moving around.

- Fucking hurts.
- Stay still.

- Hey, man, are you okay?

- No. I'm cut.
Ugh!

- Oh, my God.
Where?

- From the show.

They cut all my scenes.
Angie Basset said she could

just do the lines
into a mirror instead.

I can't believe
this happened again!

- Wait, again?

I thought you said this was
gonna be your first time on TV.

- It would have been.

'Cause I've been cut
out of things 18 times!

- 18 times?
- [groaning]

- Oh, my fucking God.

- [cheers]

- Okay.
Yes, I see the problem.

You can't even tell
that it's Miley.

She just looks like
a white, grainy blob.

- And you can't actually
hear Miley

because you're screaming
over the music.

- And look at how many
there are.

- Oh, yes.
See at the top there, Ashly?

Those should be lines,
not dots.

- That's why I unfollowed her.

'Cause I couldn't have
this shit in my feed every day.

- Hi, that's a lie.
- Who the fuck is this now?

- I only met Brooke once too,
but she still follows me,

and I post concerts
all the time.

I was at that same
Miley Cyrus concert

and storied the whole thing.
- Oh, okay.

See, the reason
I still follow her

is because
her boyfriend is hot,

and he doesn't have
his own account--

or, you know he does,
but he's straight,

so it's all photography.

So the only way to see his body
is by following her.

And it's tough 'cause she posts
a lot of dumb shit,

but it is worth it
because that body is toight.

- Sorry, so you only follow
a woman to see a man?

Mm.
That's literally anti-woman.

- No!
No, it's not.

And you trying to, like,

call me out in front of
all of these people sucks.

Yeah.
All three of you suck.

And it is not anti-woman
to say that.

I think all three of you
should have equal pay.

I think all three of you
should have access

to safe and legal abortions.
I think all three of you

should have whatever
third thing it is that we want.

But that doesn't mean
you don't also suck.

[applause]

Yes.
Let's be honest, okay?

Some women can suck.
[cheers and applause]

Women can suck!

Women can suck! Women--

- Yeah.
We can't actually chant that.

- Okay. That's fair.

- Then in 2012,

I had my whole family over

to watch my scene
in "The Big C,"

but they just showed
the back of my head.

They just stayed on Laura
the whole time.

- All right.
I can't take this anymore.

- Nurse, nurse--no, real nurse.

I gotta get out of here.
Hospitals are too depressing.

- Okay, well, it's best if
someone comes to pick you up.

You got a wife?
Or, if you're gay, a husband?

- I am gay.

But I weirdly do have a wife
that might wanna come do this.

- Cary? Cary?

[soft dramatic music]

Where is he? Where is he?

- He's right down the hall.

- Oh, oh, no, um,
say that I can't go in there.

- Oh, my God, this hospital.

No, you can't go in there.
- God damn it!

He is my fucking husband,
and no one is stopping me!

♪ ♪

There you are.
[sighs]

You scared the shit out of me.

Don't you ever do that again,
you hear me?

Ever.

I can't live without you,

and I don't want to.

♪ ♪

[applause]

- Okay, let's get you the fuck
out of here.

- That was pretty impressive.
You did good out there, Brooke.

Well, not at the beginning.

At the beginning,
you said "Pass" for an hour.

But at the end, you did.
- I don't get it.

Why were those girls
coming for me?

Like, how did that one
even know I unfollowed her?

I did it at, like,
three in the morning

so she wouldn't notice.

- Of course she noticed.
She cares what you think.

- Okay.
Literally why?

- Are you joking?
Because she looks up to you.

She's a young girl and you're a
strong, powerful businesswoman.

- Wait, what?

- Why are you acting
all surprised?

The day you became
Chase's assistant,

you had business cards made
that said,

"Brooke Dubek: Strong, Powerful
Businesswoman," on them.

- Yeah, but those were
just lies to trick people

because I knew
I was actually trash.

- Well, congratulations.

The lie's become real.

[foghorn blares
in the distance]

- I can't believe
this happened.

- I know.

I wasn't gonna watch
"Escape at Dannemora" before,

but now I'm really
not gonna watch it.

- I just--I thought I finally

was about to have
a little success,

and now I just
have nothing again.

Like,
I still just have nothing?

- I mean,
you don't have nothing.

- It's like,
what am I supposed to do?

Just continue to host
a thousand dumb things

until I die?

I don't wanna host.
I wanna act.

- Well, I would kill
to be a host.

Though don't tell anyone
on Grindr I said that.

- I should have known the movie
was gonna fall through.

I just can't make any progress.
My life fucking sucks!

- Oh, can I get
one of those waters?

- Brooke!

Thanks for one of the weirdest
panels I've ever been on.

- Oh, I know. I'm so sorry
about the first half.

This may come as a surprise,
and like all of you,

I am a strong, powerful
business woman.

It's unreal.
But you know,

I did sort of feel like a fraud
for a minute there.

- Oh, don't worry.
That's totally normal.

- You know, we all feel
like frauds sometimes.

- Not me.
I'm not a fraud.

I never feel like a fraud.

I've studied.
I've worked hard.

I'm confident anytime
I'm asked to speak on stage.

Night, all.

- Everyone hates her.
And she smells.

- Okay, other than her,
we've all been there.

On my first panel,

I was so nervous
I almost blacked out.

- And I still get like that.
- Me too.

- Yeah, me too.
- Okay.

Truly, this makes me feel
so much better.

- Yeah, and when I first
started moderating,

I remember being
so self-conscious

that I didn't seem
smart enough.

- Seriously?

You are the smartest-looking
woman I have ever seen.

You have a skunk stripe
running through your hair.

- Exactly.
That's why I bought it.

- Wait, what?

- This is a wig.

- Oh, my God.

- And like, what's the point
of booking a movie

if it can just fall through?
That's fucking fun for me.

Like, an actor can just
back out and I'm back at zero?

I'm back at fucking zero?

- Oh, my God, dude.
You are not at fucking zero.

I'm sorry, I didn't wanna say
anything because I love you.

And it fucking sucks
that you lost this movie.

It does. It fucking sucks.

And I want you to be able
to complain to me,

but to hear you go on and on
like this,

it's just like,

read the room
a little bit, dude.

- I'm sorry. I--

- No, it's fine. It's fine.

I didn't mean to yell
or whatever.

I'm not jealous of you.
You know that, right?

Like, I am so fucking happy
for all your success.

You just--you gotta know how
you're coming across right now.

I still work in fucking retail.

My new boss is 21.

And the best acting job
that I've had in the past year

was playing Jocelyn.

- Wait, who's Jocelyn?

- She's the woman that picked
you up at the hospital.

Was it not clear that her name
was Jocelyn?

Shit!
[laughs]

- I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

I didn't mean to be an asshole.
- No, it's okay.

I mean, it probably does feel
like you're at zero sometimes

because you just keep moving
the goalposts for yourself.

Like, when we were
waiting tables,

"The Gay Minute"
was like a nine to you,

and now that's a zero,
and that's fine.

That's cool.
But as your friend,

I need you to know that things
are happening for you.

I mean, it may not feel like it
from the inside,

but things are happening.

They are.
Slowly, they are happening.

- I know.
I--I get it.

I get it.

And, hey, things are about
to start happening for you.

I know it.

- Yeah, well, maybe.

Or not.
Who knows?

- Well, thanks
for saying something

and not just
hating me secretly.

- You're welcome.

- And for coming all the way
out to Staten Island.

- Yeah. You got it.

- And for wearing
a full costume.

- Wait, what do you mean?
What costume?

- [laughs]

- Hey, thanks again
for coming to the panel.

And I just wanted to say
I'm sorry I forgot your name.

And that I tried to get
an entire room to chant

"women can suck" at you.

- It's okay. We're sorry, too.

- All right.

Well, nice to meet you, Shauna.

And good luck
on your singing career, Ashly.

- Thanks, Brooke.

Do you maybe wanna
re-follow me on Insta?

- Absolutely. I'm doing it now.

- Thank you so much.

- Of course, girl.
Have a good night.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Too many men
make up the rules ♪

♪ Too many men
act like fools ♪

♪ Power to the woman ♪

- Okay, and this is
my Instagram.

- Yep. Ooh, wow.
40 million followers. How cool!

Okay, so I want the picture
to be the Deadline article.

And then I want
the caption to say,

"My son @Cary.Dubek,

the next big movie star!"

And then I wanna do
#NightNurse,

#ProudMama,

and then Brooke says
to always do #feet.

- I think we should
skip that one.

- Okay.
And then to post, I just--

- Push that button.

- Okay, great.
Well, thank you, Melanie.

Oh, say hi to your boyfriend,
John, for me.

And his parents, Diane and Tom.

Okay, goodnight!
Thanks again.

And...posted.

[phone chimes]

[foreboding music]

[phone dinging]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

Everyone's gonna think
the movie's still happening.

[Eagle Rock Star's
"Hollywood All Good"]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Fresh tracks on a beach,
blonde ♪

♪ Crystal rocks,
forgot the song ♪

♪ Shaggy do without a ride ♪

♪ Time travel
to the west side ♪

♪ Hollywood ♪

♪ All good ♪

♪ Hollywood ♪

♪ All good ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Found a ring
for another bag ♪

♪ Pay the rent,
steal from Dad ♪

♪ Worn out on another bill ♪

♪ Sleeping in the cool build ♪

♪ Hollywood ♪

♪ All good ♪

♪ Hollywood ♪

♪ All good ♪

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♪ Hollywood All Good ♪