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(birds chirping)
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♪ I was born in Kansas ♪
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♪ I was bred in Kansas ♪
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♪ And when I get married ♪
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♪ I'll be wed in Kansas ♪
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♪ There's a true blue gal ♪
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♪ Who promised she would wait ♪
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♪ She's a sun, sunflower ♪
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♪ From the sunflower state ♪
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♪ She's a sunflower ♪
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♪ She's my sunflower ♪
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♪ And I know we'll never part ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪
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- So many hotties out today.
- Joel: Yeah.
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(birds chirping)
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- You see that guy?
- Yeah, I see him.
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- Slim-fit, high-waisted jean?
- Uh-huh, it certainly is.
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- And a sensible sneaker.
- Oh, yes, ma'am.
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Usually not my thing,
but I'll pound it.
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Oh, I'm gonna pound it, too.
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- (both laugh)
- What about this?
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Leather jacket on an
unseasonably warm day?
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- Oh, he was big in the '80s.
- (laughs)
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But at least we know he doesn't
mind getting sweaty, right?
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- (laughs) Exactly!
- I kinda like that.
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- Yeah, pound it!
- Pound it! (laughs)
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I want somebody to be
just as sweaty as I am.
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I wanna know they're
putting in the fuckin' work.
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(both laugh)
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Oh, 10,000. Done!
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- (laughs)
- Oh God,
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how can we get our
steps every single day,
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and yet my pants
are still tight?
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I don't know. Maybe you oughta
get on that elastic band life.
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- Then you never really know what's goin' on.
- (laughs)
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- Seriously?
- You seeing this?
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I mean, that, that's disgusting.
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I bet he wakes up every morning
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and gives her a
sweet little kiss
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- right on the tip of her clitoris.
- (phone buzzes)
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- (laughs) Gross. Sam!
- What?
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- (buzzing)
- Ah...
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- Hey, Trish.
- Tricia (on phone): Hey, you gotta meet me.
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- I have Dad's list.
- Like, right now?
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I'm kinda in the
middle of someth...
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Tricia: Meet me in an hour
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and please do not
keep me waiting 'cause
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- I have like 600,000...
- I'll be there!
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- Fuckin' Tricia.
- Mm.
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- You know what she would never do?
- What?
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- She'd never play "pound it or pass."
- (scoffs) Her loss.
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Seriously. Like,
look at that guy.
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- Well you know he loves poetry.
- Joel: (laughs) Yeah.
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Really, really, really
enjoys infomercials.
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- Oh, can't wait to tell you about his day.
- Yeah.
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Hates Cher.
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- No, he doe... Who hates Cher?
- I mean, this guy.
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- Oh, well, then pass.
- Pass?!
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Sam: I'm not pounding that.
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Oh, you coulda had it so good.
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Where is Roger?
He's late today.
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There he is.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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I'm glad he's okay.
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You did the right thing.
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- Wanna do another lap?
- Why would we do that?
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- It'll be fun.
- No, it won't. (laughs)
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- Okay, we can just go back to the car.
- Okay, you ready?
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Well, first, can I just
tell you something?
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- No. Joel...
- Well, since we don't have time to do another lap,
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- I have time to say this.
- No, no, please. Joel.
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Don't do it. Don't ruin
this moment, please.
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I really love you.
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- Joel. Joel!
- (laughs)
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- Sam: Come on.
- (laughing)
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I'm doing another
lap! You got me!
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- Joel: I love you.
- Sam: You know I don't have the infrastructure
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- to go this fast! Stop talking!
- I love you!
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♪ ♪
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(breeze blowing)
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Tricia: I mean, I don't
know why he sent this to me.
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You're the one who
told him to go.
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Sam: Well, you're
the responsible one.
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- Tricia: Didn't you teach him how to use a cell phone?
- Sam: I did,
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- but I-I don't know. I guess it didn't work.
- Tricia: Guess not.
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Alright, well, this is all good.
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Uh, "Made it to the
airport in plenty of time.
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Had an aisle seat."
That's fascinating.
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- "Made friends with the stewardess."
- Of course.
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(laughs) Um...
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"Wish you girls
could see the boat.
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"Uncle Frank really
restored it good.
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"Grilling up steaks tonight.
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Setting sail
tomorrow morning."
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Okay, here's our to-do list.
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- It's extensive.
- Fuck.
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"Number one, visit
your mother every day."
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(scoffs) Let's start
that one tomorrow.
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"Put in storm windows, vacuum,
feed chickens, mow lawn,
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check sump pump,
clean out barn."
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I-I can't... I cannot
deal with this right now!
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I just can't! I
mean, I gotta go.
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I gotta go to work, gotta
pack Shannon up. I mean...
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- Okay, alright.
- This was your idea anyway! I hate farming.
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- We're not farming, Tricia! We're unfarming!
- (opens car door)
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And...
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Come on. Aren't you glad
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he's finally doing
something for himself?
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Well... the timing sucks.
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Alright. I'm gonna come by
later to say goodbye to Shannon.
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- Tricia: Okay.
- I wanna give her some of my old KU shirts.
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- Okay.
- She didn't tell you I got her a fake ID, did she?
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I mean, I'm pretty sure
you're kidding, but...
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- (laughs) I'm kidding.
- (car engine starts)
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But I did tell her
where to get one.
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You're not funny.
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I think it's funny.
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Of course, you were
talking to your neighbor.
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(laughs)
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(Sam sighs) I gotta
clear out the barn.
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- Remind me, I need to get trash bags.
- Joel: Mm.
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Oh, fuck, you know what?
I already made a list.
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Why can't I remember
anything anymore?
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- Menopause?
- Perimenopause.
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- (laughs) What's the difference?
- Fuck, nobody knows.
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(both laugh)
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It should be an easy flip.
It's just like an older couple.
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They're real sweet,
in town for the game.
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And I locked up all of my
crystal in the owner's closet.
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- Lesson learned.
- Good.
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I can't believe I
let you cut my hair.
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Oh, but it's so...
(clicks tongue) kitty.
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- It is kitty, right? Kitty.
- So kitty. I'd pound that.
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- Hey.
- Here's your hazelnut and soy milk latte for your husband.
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- (laughs)
- Oh, here you go, honey.
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- Kisses.
- (both laugh)
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We better get you home. I know
the caffeine gets you horny.
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(laughs) Oh yeah.
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♪ I'm just soaking wet ♪
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♪ Oh, I'm so wet, oh ♪
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♪ So fucking wet,
ow-ow, watch out! ♪
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- (both laugh)
- (horn honks)
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(chirping)
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- Should we do our stretches?
- (sighs) Yeah.
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- (groans)
- One, two, three. (grunts)
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(both laugh)
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Ugh, I really wish tonight
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wasn't a designated
non-drinking night.
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What are you talking about? We
just had two DNDNs in a row.
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- We did?
- Yeah! It's definitely time for a DN,
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unless you cheated.
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- Joel, I would never!
- (laughs)
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Okay, then. Let's
go out, you know?
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Go downtown, take
your mind off things.
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- My friend Carla, from yoga, she said that...
- Oh, my God, Joel!
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You know I hate when you
talk about your yoga friends.
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- I know, but she's different. She's...
- Oh, stop! NNP, Joel.
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- What's NNP?
- No new people!
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Especially somebody that can
touch their nose to their twat.
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- It's not natural.
- (laughs)
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- But she's different. She's pregnant.
- Oh, strike two.
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- (both laugh)
- (keys jingle)
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I will never give her a chance.
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- Joel: They left it unlocked.
- Sam: Oh, that's good.
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- Yo! Oh! Sam! Oh, my God!
- Ah! What the fuck is this?
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Joel: There is a
clear no-pet policy.
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- Sam: Oof. Can't believe you stepped in it.
- Joel: I know.
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The smell is living in my nose.
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I don't know if I can
come back from this.
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Oh, Joel, we're burning
those shoes tonight.
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(scoffs) These are
my good step shoes!
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- Not anymore.
- (sighs)
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What about this?
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You think pa-pah counts
as organic matter?
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Oh yeah.
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Hey, Steve! Does this
stuff work on dog shit?
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- You got a mess?
- Joel: Steve,
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it's really bad.
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It's really bad. (laughs)
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Yeah, that should do it.
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- Let's load it up.
- Alright.
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I'm getting at least two.
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- One more.
- (laughs) Okay.
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Do you think they
have snacks here?
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- Oh, they do, actually. I do know that for a fact.
- Oh.
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♪ ♪
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(birds chirping)
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- (insects buzzing)
- (breeze blowing)
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(doors creaking, squeaking)
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(sighs)
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Fuck.
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Oh, my God...
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Holy shit.
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I ain't got nowhere to put it.
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♪ ♪
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Ah, fuck.
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(squeaking)
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(banging)
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(panting)
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(muttering)
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(panting)
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(sighs)
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Oh. (snorting laugh)
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(panting)
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♪ ♪
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(sighs) Alright. Well...
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think this is it.
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- Oh boy. Yeah?
- Okay, one thing.
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I hate the sign. I don't really
want that shit in my dorm room.
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Oh, excuse me. That is the shit
that paid for your dorm room,
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so it stays.
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- Okay, fine.
- (laughs)
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You know, it just
seems like yesterday
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we were dropping you
off at kindergarten.
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Mom...
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Shan, I'm just so proud of you.
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You're just the best kid.
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Oh, you look gorgeous
for your first day!
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- I can't stand it.
- (embarrassed laugh)
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Okay, let me just get
one more picture, okay?
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You pose right here.
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(sniffles) One second. Let
me get this thing open.
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- Alright, ready?
- Okay.
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- Smile!
- (shutter snaps)
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- (squeals) So cute.
- Hey, send it to Dad.
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Okay, yeah.
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- Actually, no, you could just...
- Oh, no, no, it's fine.
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- I'll send it to him.
- No, send it to me. I can send it to him.
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- Nope. Already sent.
- (text whooshes)
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(giggles) Easy.
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- Not a big deal. (laughs)
- Okay.
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Alright. Let me
get it together.
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Should we go? You ready?
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- Yeah, I guess.
- (laughs)
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- I'm not ready, but.
- Yeah.
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- Should we get a coffee first?
- We'll get coffee.
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Okay. (sighs)
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(sighs)
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(sniffles)
241
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(sighs)
242
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:32,315
(phone rings, line connects)
243
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:34,067
- Joel (on phone): Hey!
- Hey.
244
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,569
Joel: Well, I think I finally
got the shit smell out.
245
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,489
You can maybe smell it, but
you have to really, really try.
246
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:42,409
How's it going up there?
You ready for the renters?
247
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,662
Yeah, I'm getting
there. (weak laugh)
248
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,333
Joel: You okay?
249
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,002
No.
250
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,966
Just, um...
251
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,301
feels really weird to be here
252
00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,596
with all of his stuff, you know?
253
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,100
I...
254
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:10,478
I mean, I wanted him to go, and
I pushed him to go, and I'm...
255
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,105
and I'm glad he
went because I know
256
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,690
that he couldn't have
cleaned out this barn.
257
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,443
It would've broken his heart.
258
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,573
But, I didn't... (sighs)
259
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,536
I didn't know it'd
break mine, and, um...
260
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,709
Just sitting here,
Joel, and he...
261
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,380
he's everywhere.
262
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,844
Every inch of this place is...
263
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,805
him, you know?
264
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,936
He loved this place.
265
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:53,814
And now, I'm just...
266
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,485
I just feel like I'm
packing up his whole life,
267
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,070
and, um...
268
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,784
God (sniffles)...
269
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:09,954
Yeah, it just... just sucks.
270
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,041
Joel: Do you want me
to come out there?
271
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,710
(inhales, exhales)
272
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,713
No, just, um...
273
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,967
just sit with me for a minute.
274
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:26,430
Joel: Okay.
275
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:40,236
(soft crying)
276
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,949
(sniffles, sighs)
277
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,451
Maybe I'm just a
little tired. (laughs)
278
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,370
(both laugh softly)
279
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,372
(sniffles) I don't know.
280
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:56,167
You know, facing all this
family shit without a cocktail.
281
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:59,420
Joel: I can be out there
with a shaker in 15 minutes.
282
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,381
(laughs) No, no, no.
283
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,093
(sniffles) No. No.
284
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,263
Thank you.
285
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,599
(inhales, exhales)
286
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,478
Joel: You're doing good
by him. You really are.
287
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,605
Thank you.
288
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:20,734
(birds chirping)
289
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:43,007
Oh, my fucking... God!
290
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,342
(exhales sharply)
291
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,722
(engine revs)
292
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,683
(sighs)
293
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,437
(door creaks open)
294
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,669
(keys jangle)
295
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:31,846
(walking down hall)
296
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:34,515
(bird cawing)
297
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,184
(quiet chatter)
298
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,603
Hi.
299
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,898
Um, Mary Jo Miller?
300
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,025
Oh, I'm sure you've got stories.
301
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,652
Yeah. Is she in her room?
302
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,946
- Yeah. You'll hear her.
- Thanks.
303
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,870
- (quiet chatter)
- (resident coughing)
304
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,681
Oh! Didn't see you there.
305
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,225
- MJ, you have a visitor.
- (shuts drawer)
306
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,561
Hey, Mom! I was worried
I was gonna miss you.
307
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,021
What are you doing here?
308
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,732
Well, I wanted to visit you,
and Dad wanted to make sure
309
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,192
that you have plenty
of clean underwear,
310
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,193
so there's some in the drawer,
311
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,528
and I put a little
up here, too, okay?
312
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,571
That shithead burnt
my house down.
313
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,365
No, Mom. (laughs)
No, he didn't.
314
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:36,452
- Yes, he did.
- No, he didn't.
315
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:39,163
Have... Have you been smoking?
316
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,040
Has she been smoking?
317
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,668
- Nothing we can do about it.
- What are you doing, Mom?
318
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,170
You don't smoke.
What's that about?
319
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,089
(slaps thigh)
320
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,383
(sighs) Okay.
321
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,760
Is there anything else I
can bring for you tomorrow?
322
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:55,096
- No.
- Okay.
323
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,474
- Well, I'll see you tomorrow, and just...
- (wheelchair rattling)
324
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,643
You know, thank you. I guess.
325
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,186
(phone ringing)
326
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,980
Hey, college
mama. How'd it go?
327
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,023
Tricia (on phone): Yeah,
so do you and your buffer
328
00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:07,400
want to come over for dinner?
329
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,818
I made this...
way too much food.
330
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,403
Casseroles. I don't
know. I'm just...
331
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,072
- I'm not used to cooking for one.
- Yeah, I'll check with him.
332
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,533
By the way, you owe
me. I just saw Mom.
333
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,702
- Jesus Christ.
- (doorbell rings)
334
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,871
We are leaving as soon
as we finish eating.
335
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,165
Copy that. What's
our safe word?
336
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,750
- Tricia!
- Hello!
337
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,419
- Hey.
- Tricia: Come on in.
338
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,713
- "Juicy."
- Joel: "Juicy."
339
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,175
(laughs) This is fun.
Thank you for having us.
340
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:36,554
Oh no! I'm so glad
you came. And Joel...
341
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,724
I mean, have to give
you a little compliment.
342
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,019
- You almost make Sam fun. Almost.
- (Sam laughs)
343
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,562
- Thanks. (laughs)
- Thanks...
344
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,773
So, of course, I've been
wondering and thinking
345
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,232
about what this day
was gonna be like,
346
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,943
and it was nothing like
I thought it would be.
347
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,820
He wasn't even there.
348
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:56,616
Well, I know there are mixed
emotions, but, you know,
349
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,242
you should feel
proud of yourself.
350
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,744
You raised a really
wonderful young woman.
351
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,621
Thank you. (soft laugh)
352
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,665
You know, I've never really
been alone, like, not ever.
353
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,334
I mean, this is it for me.
354
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,336
I mean, you get
divorced at my age,
355
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,087
that is the end. Done.
356
00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:11,839
I'll be alone forever,
and, you know, that's fine.
357
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,425
It's not a big deal. But,
Sam, you've always been alone.
358
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,637
I mean, you're good at it
or used to it or whatever.
359
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,472
It's fine for you,
and that's fine.
360
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,016
I just never thought that
I would end up like this.
361
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,684
Just never saw it.
362
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:27,104
Thought I'd be more like Mom
and Dad, like married forever.
363
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:29,023
- Really?
- Tricia: Mm-hmm!
364
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:31,484
- Heck yeah.
- Get treated like shit and fuckin'
365
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,737
taken for granted like Dad?
366
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,240
Mm, just...
367
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,743
I don't wanna be
a divorced person.
368
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,954
I don't... I'm not a div...
369
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,665
I'm not the kind of
person who gets divorced.
370
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,875
I don't...
371
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,043
Well, you don't have to be.
372
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:52,255
You could get back
together with Rick.
373
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,049
(scoffs) Joel, he cheated.
374
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,343
Or not. Or not.
375
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,845
Tricia: Well...
376
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,721
Maybe I cheated, too.
377
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:01,806
- (fork clanks)
- No, you didn't!
378
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,307
You did?
379
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,227
Well, I guess not technically,
380
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,354
but, I mean, I did try.
381
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:11,858
- (excited giggle)
- What are you talking about?
382
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,193
(coyly): Uh-hm.
383
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,821
- I think I need more details.
- I'd like a few more myself.
384
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,739
- Joel: I wanna know.
- With Coop.
385
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,658
- No!
- (Joel giggles)
386
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,118
Yes!
387
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,203
Well, she fucked my husband,
388
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:27,039
- so I tried to fuck hers.
- Sam: Tricia!
389
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,458
- Tricia: Hm?
- Now who's fun?
390
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,586
- I was so mad. He turned me down, so...
- Sam: Wha...
391
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,088
- Okay, th-then it doesn't really count.
- Tricia: Coop.
392
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,590
Okay? Coop.
393
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,926
Coop said no to this,
this whole situation.
394
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:41,554
He was like, "No thanks."
I'm like, "What the fuck?
395
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,015
- Wh-who are you again?"
- (Joel laughs)
396
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,809
Do you know what a
pencil test is, Joel?
397
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,103
- Oh, here we go.
- Tricia: Okay. Pencil test.
398
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,688
Do you wanna say it or
you want me to say it?
399
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,523
- I guess you?
- Okay, I'll say it.
400
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,567
- Joel: You can say it.
- Pencil test is if it stays...
401
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,652
You put it under here,
and if it stays...
402
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,195
- Anyway, it's good if it falls.
- (clatters)
403
00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:01,866
- Oh! (laughs) Well, it did!
- Tricia: That was loud. Sorry!
404
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,911
So, I pass the pencil
test even still.
405
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,871
Even at my age. Do you see it?
406
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,581
What do you think?
407
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,249
Joel, just tell her
she has great tits.
408
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,835
Say it. You're not
even looking at 'em.
409
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,713
- You have great tits.
- (Tricia yelps, giggles)
410
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,341
- Why would you make me say that?
- 'Cause I wanted to hear it.
411
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,051
- (both giggling)
- Joel: Oh, my God.
412
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,636
That did not sound good
coming outta my mouth.
413
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,387
It was a little bit weird,
but I feel much better.
414
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,680
Who wants more wine?
415
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,933
I would like to know how you
feel about my tits, Joel.
416
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,142
(laughs)
417
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,602
- You know how...
- Just look at 'em.
418
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,896
You know how a
mother can't love...
419
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,941
- more... her children more than the other?
- Whose do you like better?
420
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,776
- If you had to pick?
- You know, it's equal love.
421
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,611
- It's equal love.
- Do you like the pencil test pass,
422
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,697
- or would you rather...
- Or what about the salad...
423
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:43,866
(all laughing)
424
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:47,286
If I don't win now, you fucker.
425
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,455
(shaking, rattling)
426
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,083
Is that what I think it is?
427
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,000
(gasps)
428
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,127
♪ I love a teenie-tini, would
you like a teenie-tini? ♪
429
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:56,671
♪ I'd like a teenie-tini, too ♪
430
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,839
♪ That's one teenie-tini,
and another teenie-tini ♪
431
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,135
- Joel: Ooh!
- (both laugh)
432
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,390
I guess it'll be a teenier-tini.
433
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,017
- That's okay. I'll take whatever you got.
- (laughing)
434
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:13,187
Oh, we've earned it after
that dinner. Oh, my God.
435
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,564
(both laugh)
436
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,608
- Okay. Okay. Oh.
- (sighs)
437
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,194
I guess one shouldn't mix drinks
438
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:22,530
- when under the influence.
- (laughing)
439
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,826
- Cheers. Thank you for this. Cheers.
- (laughing) Cheers!
440
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:27,660
Mm!
441
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,663
Oh God. Tricia's
a lot. (laughs)
442
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,164
(laughing)
443
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,875
Mm! Oh, my God,
how is your mom?
444
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:38,337
- Oh, she was wonderful. Thank you so much for asking.
- Aww.
445
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,673
Was it just a real shit show?
446
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,134
It was a shit show. Do you
know what she's doing now?
447
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,970
- Hm?
- She is bumming cigarettes off of her fellow residents.
448
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,555
(laughs) Well, sure.
449
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,598
- She's a stroke victim. Why wouldn't she?
- Yes!
450
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:51,475
I think she would
like another stroke.
451
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,686
- (laughs)
- (laughs) Oh no. Sorry.
452
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:54,854
But you can't tell
her what to do!
453
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,439
She just does whatever
the fuck she wants.
454
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,399
I wouldn't even go visit her
if it weren't for my dad,
455
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,026
but, you know, fuck.
456
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,194
Ugh. You know what?
457
00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:04,697
- Hm?
- I think what you need is 30 CCs
458
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,532
of Joel on your next visit.
459
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:09,535
- (laughs)
- I am a very charming companion!
460
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:12,371
Joel, I will not stand by while
my mother's a cunt to you.
461
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:14,665
(laughs)
462
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,043
I'm sorry, but she cunt
help herself. (laughs)
463
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,087
(laughs)
464
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,297
I like gettin' lit.
465
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:24,425
(both laugh)
466
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:27,178
- Cheers! Oh, my God.
- (glasses clink)
467
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,763
- Fred: Here he is!
- Oh, my God!
468
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,347
- Sam: Jesus Christ!
- Hi, kids!
469
00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:32,433
- I've missed you. How are you?
- (door shuts)
470
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,894
- What are you doing here?
- Her pops called me.
471
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,604
- What, he did?
- Fred: Yeah, he did.
472
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:38,397
But you know what? He
just wanted to make sure
473
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:40,274
that you're doing okay and
everything's okay at the farm.
474
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:42,234
- Okay.
- Fred: And you know what? I gotta tell you, kids.
475
00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,487
I was getting a little cold
and bored up there in...
476
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,073
Thank you... In
Wisconsin, you know?
477
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,949
- So, it was time to come home.
- Well, welcome back.
478
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,701
- Thank you.
- Sam: Welcome back.
479
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,120
Jesus, Sammy! Oh my God,
480
00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:55,664
- is this what it's come down to?
- (laughs)
481
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:57,041
It's a little
fluffy under there.
482
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,959
It's like an Ewok's on
your lap. You see that?
483
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,378
- You see that?
- Yeah, well, I'm a child of the '70s,
484
00:23:01,379 --> 00:23:03,714
and my bush should be
a reflection of that.
485
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,132
- (Joel laughs)
- Oh, how I missed you two.
486
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,384
- Is it that bad?
- It's kinda bad.
487
00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:10,221
I'm so glad I finally get
to see the honeymoon suite.
488
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,306
It's solely a
financial arrangement.
489
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:15,309
- A little marriage of convenience. I get a cut.
- (laughter)
490
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:18,104
So, I don't understand.
My dad will call you,
491
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,146
but not his own daughters?
492
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,439
Well, he doesn't
want you to think
493
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,441
he's being overbearing
or micromanaging.
494
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,943
Okay, so he sent you?
495
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,153
Yeah. I'm the full package.
496
00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:27,571
(scoffs)
497
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,990
Can you do that? Can you
just leave a sabbatical?
498
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:32,785
It's, like, a really big deal
for you and your career, right?
499
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:35,079
Look, kids, nine
months was enough,
500
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,956
and I can finish
my research here.
501
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:40,501
Well... Thank you, Fred.
502
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,002
Hey, come on.
503
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,088
- Anything for Ed.
- Yeah.
504
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,132
But I guess we're fucked
for choir practice now.
505
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,050
- No! No.
- Fred: I know.
506
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,845
- We'll figure it out.
- We'll figure it out.
507
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,429
And, um...
508
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:55,224
uh, your dad did tell
me that MJ had a stroke.
509
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,309
- Yeah.
- Fred: Sorry.
510
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:59,937
Yeah, well, it's
harder on my dad.
511
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,981
Then he was just pushing
himself to do all this stuff
512
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:04,108
that he can't really do anymore.
513
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,694
- Well, you know, he is a farmer.
- Yeah.
514
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:08,529
Plus renting out the
land and then the barn,
515
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:09,905
it was just all too much.
516
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:12,324
So, I was like, "Dad, now's
the time. Y-you have to go.
517
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,285
- You've never done anything for yourself."
- Joel: Mm.
518
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,663
So, now he's on a boat with
his brother in Corpus Christi,
519
00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:19,331
- probably drinking a beer right now.
- (laughs)
520
00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:21,667
- He is gonna have the best time. We all know it.
- The best time.
521
00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:23,711
- You know he's raging out there right now.
- (laughs)
522
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:27,715
Oh, kids. I-I know this
is a lot, but we got this.
523
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,133
- We got this.
- We got this.
524
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,343
Fred: And...
525
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,180
I also brought back...
526
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:36,265
- cheese curds! Look at this.
- (cheering)
527
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:37,600
(laughing)
528
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:40,186
Put one in the freezer for Ed.
I know how he loves his cheese.
529
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:41,437
- (Joel giggles)
- He loves cheese.
530
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,606
- One for you, buddy.
- Oh goodness! Thank you.
531
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,316
Sam: Well, I guess
if we're partying,
532
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,359
then maybe you're
probably wondering, like,
533
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,528
- what we've been up to this whole time.
- Alright. What do you got?
534
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:50,863
Well, we like to drink
our teenie-tinis,
535
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,615
and then we like to
open up the dance floor.
536
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:55,034
- Joel: Oh, my God, this is the song! This is the song!
- (turns on radio)
537
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,828
- Turning it up! Okay, Sammy and Joel!
- What are you doing?
538
00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:00,122
- You gotta get up on your feet.
- You want me to join?
539
00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:02,166
- Yeah, get the fuck up!
- Alright, shit!
540
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,418
- ♪ When you decide you like
yourself ♪ - Holler at me!
541
00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:06,086
- Oh, okay!
- ♪ When you decide you need someone ♪
542
00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:07,880
- Holler at me!
- Holler at me! Feel the spirit!
543
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:11,091
- Holler at me!
- Holler at me! Oh, my God, my pelvic floor just dropped!
544
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,676
- (all laugh)
- (song continues)
545
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:15,054
- All: Holler at me!
- Fred: Do I have to do it like this?
546
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:17,181
- All: Holler at me!
- (laughter)
547
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,934
- All: Holler at me!
- Sam: Oh! Shit, I can't breathe!
548
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:22,937
- We did it! Okay.
- Joel: I need to stop. I need to stop!
549
00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:26,149
(insects chirping outside)
550
00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:34,324
(phone vibrates)
551
00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:39,496
(laughs)
552
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:46,878
- (Joel's phone dings)
- (Joel and Sam laugh)
553
00:25:48,546 --> 00:25:50,506
- Joel!
- Joel: Yeah?
554
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,759
How many active
hours do you have?
555
00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:56,303
Ten.
556
00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:58,055
Sam: Oh, that's good.
557
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,474
Is... is 13 better?
558
00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,602
(both laugh)
559
00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:05,272
I guess it's technic...
560
00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:09,316
Oh, are you fucking kidding me?
561
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,027
- What?
- Joel: No.
562
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:13,737
They gave me two stars!
563
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:16,991
They say I have
non-absorptive bath towels!
564
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,784
Fuck them! I picked
out those towels!
565
00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:21,203
Your dog shit all over my house!
566
00:26:21,204 --> 00:26:23,247
Oh, these motherfuckers!
567
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:25,457
Joel, we're gonna find
'em and burn 'em alive.
568
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:29,044
- I'm gonna write a letter!
- To who?
569
00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:31,380
I don't know. (laughs)
570
00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:33,007
(laughs)
571
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:35,719
- Okay, you ready?
- Yeah.
572
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:39,179
- Lights out.
- Alright.
573
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:40,681
(light clicks)
574
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,558
- Nighty-night.
- Nighty-night.
575
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:43,768
(light clicks)
576
00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:49,524
My beautiful, perfect rating...
577
00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:52,901
(giggling)
578
00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:55,154
- Night, Joel.
- Good night.
579
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:57,990
("Ungodly Hour" by
Chloe X Halle playing)
580
00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,491
Sweet dweams!
581
00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:01,369
(Joel laughs)
582
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,457
♪ Hit me with your eyes ♪
583
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,209
♪ I never seen
that kind of view ♪
584
00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:10,794
♪ You walkin' over here ♪
585
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:13,630
♪ The way that it went
down, that's when I knew ♪
586
00:27:13,631 --> 00:27:15,299
♪ We be talkin' all night ♪
587
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:19,178
♪ But I can tell you need
to work on you, you, you ♪
588
00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:21,388
♪ Like you, you, you ♪
589
00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:25,310
♪ Like you ♪
590
00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,644
♪ Mm ♪
591
00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:29,021
♪ You be playin' sweet ♪
592
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:32,149
♪ But, baby, don't you
know that talk is cheap ♪
593
00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:33,609
♪ Can't fool me ♪
594
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:37,196
♪ I wish that you could
back it up for me, me, me ♪
595
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:41,075
♪ Like me, me, me, like me ♪
596
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,285
♪ You know that I ♪
597
00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:45,579
♪ I heard it all before ♪
598
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,831
♪ You're hesitant ♪
599
00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:50,209
♪ But you could give me more ♪
600
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,461
♪ I know you like ♪
601
00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:54,963
♪ To play those silly games ♪
602
00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:58,425
♪ When you're done,
call my name ♪
603
00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:00,886
♪ When you decide you like
yourself, holler at me ♪
604
00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:03,138
♪ When you decide you need
someone, call up on me ♪
605
00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:05,182
♪ When you don't have
to think about it ♪
606
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:08,478
♪ Love me at the ungodly hour ♪
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