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? Who's the improbable duo
That you heard about? ?
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? Faster than a scooter
Stronger than metal ?
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? Who's the little girl
And her domesticated rodent? ?
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? Who's still standing? ?
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? When you see
The dust settle? ?
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? It's Hamster
Hamster, Hamster ?
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? Hamster and Gretel ?
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? If they can't do it
Then nobody can ?
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? Hamster, Hamster, Hamster ?
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? Hamster and Gretel ?
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? There's also Kevin
In the minivan ?
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Tonight, "Is your pillow
trying to kill you?"
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That and other questions
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designed to add fear
and anxiety to your life
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on Action News at 11:00.
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This is Veronica Hill
reporting back to you.
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That was so cool.
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I had no idea my pillow
was trying to kill me.
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Is it?
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Nothing's libelous
if said in the form of a question.
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You girls can
quote me on that
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in your little
career day notebooks.
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We really lucked out
getting to shadow, you.
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We almost got stuck
at Frank's Fish Guttery.
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? Frank's Fish Guttery ?
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? We hope they don't
Have feelings ?
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I covered a story
at Frank's Fish Guttery once.
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An employee embezzled money
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and left poor Frank
on the hook for it.
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Puns are a necessary part
of TV journalism.
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Yes, write that down.
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(BLOWS) Don't take
this the wrong way,
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but you look like
something the dog
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changed his mind
about eating.
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(BLOWS) Well,
no offense,
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but your hair looks like
a kid who drives a minivan
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and can't get a date.
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I think we do need
professional help.
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(BLOWS)
Therapy? (BLOWS) Haircuts.
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(BOTH BLOWING)
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Have you always wanted
to be a TV news reporter, Ms. Hill?
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As far back
as I can remember.
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WOMAN: This is a lamby.
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Can you say, baa.
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Baa!
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Take you in the studio.
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VERONICA: And you came
on the perfect day.
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I'm being promoted
from underappreciated field reporter
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to lead serious correspondent.
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A lead serious correspondent
does sit down interviews with the big bananas.
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Tonight, on Action News,
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Veronica Hill goes
from pillows to policy.
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Nice one, kid.
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Keep that up
and you could be on TV.
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Ooh, are you going to
interview any big bananas today?
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You bet.
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Our very own Mayor,
merry Meyer.
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Miss Hill, corporate
would like to speak to you in the conference room.
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Ooh, Corporate.
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They only ever have good news.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
(BELL CHIMES)
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Yeah. Not so keen
on this anymore.
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French decor
makes me squeamish.
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(SHUSHES)
Dogs don't talk.
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Welcome to my salon,
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where we pamper people
and their pups.
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I am Jacques Cassoulet.
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Hi, um, I made an appointment
for myself and my, uh...
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A teacup Bichon Frise.
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Right. Right,
one of those.
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He is gorgeous.
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Such a rare breed.
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Come, I shall work
on this little one myself.
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I, I just want
a trim and...
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There is no such thing
as a little trim.
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Oh. So, what do I want?
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A French mullet,
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and a pixie pompadour
for the Bichon.
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I'm so excited to be here,
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and very happy that the girls
I'm mentoring today,
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will get to witness
this great moment
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in the history of the network.
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No need to sit, Veronica.
We just wanted to tell you
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there's been a small
change of plans.
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We're hiring someone
else to be lead serious correspondent.
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He'll be interviewing
Mayor Meyer today.
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Oh, and here he comes now.
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Harrison Philtrum is the name,
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hard news is my game.
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Who writes this stuff?
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I do.
(ALL LAUGHING)
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Great to meet you, Vicki.
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Loved your puff piece
on dryer lint.
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Hello, random children.
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Hey, have we ever met before?
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Oh, you've probably
seen my mug on TV.
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Speaking of, gotta prep
for my big sit down with Mayor Meyer.
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Ta-ta.
(ALL CHEERING)
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Tall and handsome.
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One more thing, Veronica,
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we've assigned you
a fab field piece today
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on Tum Tum the koala
who can make exact change.
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You're gonna crush it.
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Mayor Meyer,
if I may be blunt,
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serious and hard hitting,
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what is your favorite
ice cream flavor?
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Great question, Harrison,
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but I'm not sure
how to answer that.
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Oh, no need.
As long as my question was great.
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I'm getting a hero hunch.
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I just know I've seen him
somewhere before.
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I have to excuse myself now
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and go scream
into my stuffed bear.
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(SCREAMING)
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You hanging in there?
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Oh, I'm fine. (LAUGHS)
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I've screamed into
Bearbra Walters
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since I was a little girl.
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It's the only thing
that really helps when things get tough.
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Unfortunately,
it's time for me
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to throw in the old news towel
and find another job. (GASPS)
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Sorry for messing up
your career day.
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But you can't quit.
She's right.
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This is just a setback.
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And what do we do
when there's a setback?
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Get back up.
Get back up.
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Oh, you girls
are so thoughtful,
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but I've already
lost this battle.
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And if I resign now,
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I can get back
to my family's dirt farm,
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just in time for dirt season.
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Uh...
I am thrilled
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with the French mullet.
What do you think?
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Uh...
I do not care.
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But I am not happy
with the pomp on the pup.
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I'll need to correct him
in my patented prim-o-matic.
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Our design system makes
the almost perfect, perfect.
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As long as you do not
turn it up past the red line.
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(SPEAKING FRENCH)
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(BARKING)
Yeah, I don't know
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if he needs...
Oh, he needs it.
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Best sit down I've ever seen.
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Do me a favor
and don't run for mayor.
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Funny you should mention that,
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it's been on my bucket list
for a while.
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(LAUGHTER)
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(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
Time to get this over with.
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Excellent work, Philtrum.
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You've got some
real sit down chops.
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Well, thanks, Vicki.
Keep up that attitude
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and they'll promote you
to weather.
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(LAUGHS)
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I know I've seen
that guy before.
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Harrison Philtrum.
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Harrison Philtrum.
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You know, the philtrum
is those two lines on your upper lip.
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Harry Philtrum,
like a mustache.
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(GASPS) It's him.
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Who's him?
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In light of all
that's happened,
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I'd like to submit my...
So we meet again.
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Excuse me?
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Don't play dumb,
Harrison Philtrum.
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Harry Philtrum.
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My Hero hunches
are never wrong.
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Hey... Ow!
What are you doing?
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Hey, hey, hey.
Please stop.
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Mustache punch!
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(GROANS)
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If you want to play dirty,
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then dirty we shall play.
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You won't get the better
of me this time.
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ALL: Huh.
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They call me Van Dyke.
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? Van Dyke
Mind controlling facial hair ?
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VAN DYKE: (EVIL LAUGH)
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(SIGHS) Am I still pretty?
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Carl, get over here
with the camera
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and my microphone.
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This is Veronica Hill,
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reporting live
from the WHOA studios
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where superhero Gretel
is fighting a, uh...
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I'm not sure what it is.
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It's a mustache.
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An evil mind-controlling
sentient mustache
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that used to be
a half-bearded goatee.
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A Van Dyke.
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Right. Named Van Dyke.
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Now if y'all excuse me,
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I'm gonna go bash some stache.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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? We get to bash the stache ?
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? You know
This isn't a re-hash ?
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? 'Cause when we
Did it before ?
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? You know
He had a goatee ?
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? Fighting a beard
Was weird ?
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? But now he's reappeared ?
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? He's only half the villain
That he used to be ?
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? I know we did this
Once before ?
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? And we didn't think ?
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? That we would have to
Do it anymore ?
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? We're fighting facial hair ?
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? We're fighting
Facial hair again ?
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? And now
He's just a mustache ?
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? If we want to be precise ?
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If I had a nickel
for every time
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I fought facial hair,
I'd have two nickels.
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? Which isn't a lot ?
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? But it's really
happened twice ?
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? It isn't a lot ?
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? But it's really
happened twice ?
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Ah.
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You and your furry friend
did this to me.
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Get off Mayor Meyer.
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Wait! Don't punch him!
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I have a few
hard-hitting questions
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for this hair suit heretic.
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Van Dyke, why are
you doing this?
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And more importantly,
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why do you want
my job so much?
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It's complicated.
I've got all day.
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Maybe we should...
sit down.
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It's gonna be a sit-down.
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Somebody grab some chairs.
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I was once a mild
mannered scientist,
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until I accidentally
turned myself
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into sentient facial hair.
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Then I was defeated
by Hamster and Gretel,
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and a lawn mower.
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Once I pulled myself
back together into a mustache,
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I went searching for
a really good-looking host.
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Ooh, a birdie.
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I knew with my brain
and an underpants model's looks,
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I could get a job
in television.
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Is it safe to assume
that your evil plan all along
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was to get close
to Mayor Meyer,
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take over his body,
then the city,
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then the world?
How did you know that?
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Because I'm good at my job.
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The job you took away from me.
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(ALL CHEERING)
Hear, hear.
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Great interview.
Time for jail.
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As you can see,
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the evil mustache
has control of the mayor,
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while superhero Gretel
does her best
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not to hurt the wrong man.
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So, how long is it...
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Uh... Gretel. We gotta go.
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I need my dog!
Get him out of there!
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I can't.
It's mid-cycle.
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He's fine.
I do not care.
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But I'll bring it back later.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL GRUNTING)
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(BOTH GASPING)
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(SCREAMS)
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You look great.
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(EVIL LAUGH)
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I'm real sorry
about this, Gretel.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Okay, this is
getting tiresome.
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Gretel.
Kevin!
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Where's Hamster?
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Mustache, step away
from the girls.
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Hamster! I'm so glad
you're... A poodle?
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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They need a distraction.
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(GASPS) Van Dyke,
viewers are saying
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that your plan
for world domination
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is lame and overdone.
Any comment?
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Wow. I have feelings,
you know,
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Hamster!
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(GROANING)
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HAMSTER: Kevin.
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No!
Crank it up
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past the red line.
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(MACHINE WHIRS)
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VAN DYKE: (SCREAMS)
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Hm. Could somebody please
get me a tiny barrel?
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Way ahead of you.
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00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,791
Oh, this is worse
than the lawn mower.
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All this dog hair in here.
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Ah. Who invented this machine?
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(THUDS)
For what purpose?
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(ALL CHEERING)
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And there you have it.
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The age old story
of evil sentient facial hair
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being taken down
by pint-sized superheroes.
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This is Veronica Hill
reporting for the last time.
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Peace out.
(MIC THUDS)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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MAN: That was magic.
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From this point on,
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you will be our lead
serious correspondent
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and do all the sit-downs
with the big bananas.
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But... I just quit.
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Well, I just rehired you
and doubled your salary.
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What do you say?
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What do I say?
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I say...
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And that's the story
of Tum Tum the koala
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00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,537
who can make exact change.
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This is Veronica Hill,
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00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,500
your lead, hard-hitting
serious puff piece correspondent,
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00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,585
reporting...
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00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,003
ALL: Back to you
in the studio.
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00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,379
Hey, you're five cents short.
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00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,922
(KOALA BELLOWS)
(SCREAMS)
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You're getting all this,
right, girl?
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00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:15,842
(SCREAMS)
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00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:20,442
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