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I don't want you to think
of this as just a film...
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...some process of converting
electrons and magnetic impulses...
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...into shapes and figures
and sounds.
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No. Listen to me.
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We're here to make
a dent in the universe.
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Otherwise, why even be here?
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We're creating a completely
new consciousness...
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...like an artist or a poet.
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That's how you have to think of this.
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We're rewriting the history of human
thought with what we're doing.
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Right. Well, Steven, at the moment
I'm more worried...
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...about getting light on the actress.
You know what I mean?
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Simon. Excuse me a second.
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-Michelle.
-Yeah?
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Michelle, walk--
Yes, walk towards lens slowly.
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Like this?
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Okay. Right. Right.
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I always wondered what it
must have been like for Steve.
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I mean, ever since we were kids,
everything he ever did...
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...was somewhere between a religious
experience and some sort of crusade.
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Like with this commercial.
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It was practically a legend
from the time Ridley Scott filmed it.
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Like the book, 1 984,
with all the downtrodden masses...
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...and that one huge spark
of rebellion...
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...against the evil Big Brother
who ran everything.
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Go, go, go.
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Smoke it up, please.
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And you three.
That's right, you'll come with me.
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The rest of you stay in the back.
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--
is a more powerful weapon
than any fleet or army on Earth.
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We are one people with one will.
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One resolve. One cause.
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Our enemies shall talk
themselves to death...
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...and we will bury them
with their own confusion.
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We shall prevail.
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And then 1 3 years later...
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...Steve has to stand up
on that stage in Boston.
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Man, that was....
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That was weird.
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The era...
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...of competition between us is over.
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Thank you, Bill.
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Thank you for standing with us.
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The world's a better place
because of it.
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Microsoft is gonna ruin Apple.
You can't trust them.
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I know.
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I realize that this news
may be shocking to some of you.
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I mean,
Steve talking to Bill Gates...
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...who's staring down
like he's Big Brother, and he was.
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For years, Steve almost went crazy
over what Bill was doing to him...
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...and now he's up there on that stage,
in front of the world...
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...telling everybody he's practically
the Second Coming.
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I mean, how do you get
from there to here?
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There was a disturbance
on the campus...
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...of the University
of California at Berkeley.
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The Santa Barbara campus
reported a small-scale riot as well.
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-
The demonstrators said they were--
-
More than 400 students...
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...have taken part
in the demonstration.
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In the morning, police began launching
tear-gas grenades to break up the crowd.
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Student leaders are anxious
to meet with university officials...
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...to express their views on Vietnam.
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-What the hell are we doing here?
-Let's get out of here.
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Stay back. Hold it.
Hold it there. Get back.
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-Don't drop the box!
-I'm not!
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Come on.
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You okay?
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Those guys think
they're revolutionaries.
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-They're not. We are.
-We are?
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You know, Steve was
never like you or me.
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He always saw things differently.
Even then when I was in Berkeley...
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...I'd see something and just see
kilobytes or circuit boards...
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...while he'd see karma or the meaning
of the universe.
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Steve and I found this weird guy
who was a hero around Berkeley...
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...all because he found a way
to beat the system.
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This guy was called Captain Crunch...
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...because he figured out
this little whistle...
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...that you found in boxes
of Cap'n Crunch cereal...
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...had the same tones as AT&T's
long-distance equipment.
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So you got free phone calls
anywhere in the world...
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...with this thing I built
called the blue box.
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And then we tested it out
by calling the pope.
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-You talk to him.
-No, no, no.
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They're putting you
through to the pope?
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I totally figured it out, man.
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I figured it out. I know what it's about.
You know what it's about?
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It's about power.
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Right on, man.
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It's like those weird countries...
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...where the army guys
overthrow the president.
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The first thing that they take over...
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...are the ways people communicate,
you know, radio, TV, newspapers.
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Far-out, man.
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Information is power.
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I kept building the boxes,
and Steve kept selling them...
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...until one day, we almost
got busted by some cops...
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...who, thank God, didn't even
know what a blue box was.
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You might wanna try a haircut, boys.
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So I started trying to build something
that wasn't gonna get us in trouble.
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-That's not a blue box.
-It's a computer.
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Woz, we need blue boxes,
not computers.
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-I got a reporter from
Mercury News coming.
-What for?
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My mom phoned, told them I was building
a computer, and they wanna do a story.
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Woz, give me a break.
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Hey, let me ask you something,
seriously. Look at me.
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Do you wanna get stuck here
the rest of your life in this hellhole?
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Look, this is where I grew up, okay?
It's not a hellhole. Shoot.
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I know your newspaper will find
Steve's computer fascinating.
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He's so ingenious.
He built it all from spare parts.
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Steven, the reporter is--
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Hi. It caught fire.
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My first chance at fame,
and the computer catches fire.
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Sorry.
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When I was still at Berkeley...
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...I kept making
weird electronic gadgets...
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...that were basically just jokes.
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But, hey, you know, jokes are important.
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The problem back then was
me and Steve and his girlfriend...
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...were pretty much broke.
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So we ended up doing some pretty
nutty things just to make money.
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I know where we can get a job.
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-Saw it on the bulletin board there.
-What kind of job?
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I don't know. It seems
sort of like show business.
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Dressing up as Alice in Wonderland
and stuff for a bunch of kids?
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But, you know, Steve wasn't
exactly cut out for that stuff.
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Maybe in a past life...
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...I was a poet or an artist.
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You know, maybe you talk about
past lives and all that stuff...
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...because, well,
you don't know who you are.
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What the hell are you talking about?
I don't know who I am?
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Well, you don't.
I mean, you told me--
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I don't wanna talk about it
with you or anyone else.
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I'm just trying to help.
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It wasn't like Steve and I
lost touch with each other...
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...but he was definitely
in places I wasn't...
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...like some ashram in India...
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...and communes up in Oregon
where they picked apples all day.
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It was pretty much
of a journey for Steve.
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The kind that's as much
on the inside as on the outside.
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I mean, he definitely must
have been to weird places.
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See the new Playmate?
Miss October?
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Hey, man, Miss August is way better.
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Boobs out to here.
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Honest to God, Ballmer.
You have no culture.
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Yeah, right.
Like you go around reading Plato.
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You're the only guy I know...
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...who could make furniture
out of
Playboys, for God sakes.
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Look, you got enough
to make a chair.
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You don't have to worry
about them moving...
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-...because they're stuck together.
-Get out.
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-They're all stuck together.
-
Sometimes back then...
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...I could've throttled Bill Gates.
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The guy could turn any human situation
into a poker game.
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Forget about classes. Poker.
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The fact that the world might
end tonight? No problem, poker.
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Or we're finally deciphering
the meaning of life.
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More poker.
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And winning. The guy'd have
a hairball if he'd lost...
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...which wasn't often,
let me tell you.
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-Full house.
-Oh, man.
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Hey, Bill.
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Our rooms were like a casino.
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Actually, a messy casino.
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And Bill slept wherever he fell down.
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Bill, the revolution's starting
without us.
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Bill and Paul Allen had known
each other since they were kids.
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If the word ''passion ''
entered into their lives...
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...it was for one thing: computers.
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Especially this one made by some guy
in Albuquerque of all places.
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What is this, porn for engineers?
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Oh, jeez, the Altair.
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Am I missing something?
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I mean, Miss October, I can understand,
but what is this?
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This is better than Miss October.
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This is a computer.
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-Oh, God.
-The article says...
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...that they need someone
to figure out a language for it.
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Right now
it just sits there and blinks.
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Whoever talks to this Ed Roberts
has gotta go to Albuquerque to see him.
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You should go because you look
better for that stuff than I do.
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-I do not.
-You both look terrible.
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-Just get used to it.
-What are we supposed to do?
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It's simple.
You call him and say you're Paul.
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And then Paul goes to Albuquerque
and says he's Paul.
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So, what are you gonna say?
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Hi, Mr. Ed Roberts, please.
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This is Paul Allen, calling
from Cambridge, Massachusetts.
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It's our job to find out what this guy
doesn't know that he needs...
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...but does need and make sure
he knows he does need it...
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...and that we're the only ones
to give him the answer.
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What?
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-Mr. Roberts?
-Yes, sir, Mr. Allen.
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I tell you, I believe that we've
got one hot product here.
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The reason I can speak that way is
because I've taken over 50 calls...
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...from people wanting to come to
work with us on this Altair project.
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So here's the deal.
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I snuck two women into my room.
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And they're naked.
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I mean, like, really naked.
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You know, like, gorgeous naked.
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So don't say I never
did anything for you...
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...because they're waiting
for you right now.
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Drop dead, Ballmer.
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Oh, and I told them...
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...that you were writing
a computer language...
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...and right away,
they start moaning for it.
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''Oh, computer languages.
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Oh, Fortran.
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Oh, Fortran.''
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Will you cut it out, Steve.
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Excuse me, I'm just trying
to save you guys from...
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...wasting your entire
Harvard reading week...
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...over this Traf-O-Data simulator...
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...while everyone else
is out getting drunk or laid.
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-Paul, are those parts binary?
-I give up. I give up.
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I give up. I give up.
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Oh, duck, Bill.
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Oh, you know, Bill, I think you gotta
come up with a better pickup line.
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Asking her what her SAT score is
is definitely not gonna do it.
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I forgot to write a loader.
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That's not an improvement, Bill.
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00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:24,388
No, no. I just realized something.
Paul's on his way to Albuquerque.
224
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:27,726
I forgot to write the loader that connects
the computer to the Teletype.
225
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:31,400
And if he starts that machine,
and it can't read the tape, we're dead.
226
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:38,273
Unless he did it on the plane,
I'm finished.
227
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,742
-It's something I just realized.
-I hope so.
228
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,106
If this Albuquerque thing had worked,
I was gonna quit Harvard.
229
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:46,841
Are you crazy?
230
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,453
I gotta be a doctor or something.
231
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:55,158
Gynecologist, maybe.
232
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,256
-Come on.
-I'm flying.
233
00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,226
Yeah, you're flying.
234
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,090
-Here we go.
-Ballmer.
235
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,335
You're the only guy I know
who pays the strippers...
236
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,472
...to put their clothes on.
237
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,836
Come on, drunkie.
238
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,183
Okay.
239
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,588
Hey, Bill...
240
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,089
...it's either the clothes or you,
but something...
241
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,022
...definitely needs to be hosed down.
242
00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:30,991
-Sorry we failed.
-Come on.
243
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,096
-Good night.
-Sorry we failed.
244
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:40,304
Bill, Bill, Bill.
245
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,638
Bill, Bill, Bill.
246
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:57,947
It's an Altair.
247
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,058
They gave it to us as a gift.
248
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,420
We blew them away.
249
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,829
Woz, do we have to have mice?
250
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:14,097
Come on, I like mice. This is Irving.
251
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,434
Hey, man, you are putting poison
into your body.
252
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,473
Hey, hey, come on.
Give me those.
253
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,169
-That's french fries, man.
-That's what I mean.
254
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:24,578
French fries, all-American food.
Come on.
255
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,684
I can't eat like you do.
256
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:29,252
Eating fruit all the time.
That's weird.
257
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:33,351
It's not weird. It's pure.
Makes the soul pure.
258
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:37,928
Oh, wait, wait. You gotta listen to this.
I got a great one today.
259
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:42,295
Did you hear about the drunk who
came staggering out of the subway...
260
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:45,301
...and said, ''Man, I got lost
in some guy's basement.
261
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:48,531
You should've seen the set
of trains he had''?
262
00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:55,144
--
the Bay Area Dial-a-Joke Line,
making your day a barrel of laughs.
263
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:56,906
I got a new book of Polish jokes.
264
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:59,107
Man, it'll keep me going for years.
265
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:01,275
-Why?
-Why?
266
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,478
It makes people laugh.
267
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:07,318
I got people phoning in every day
just to hear my latest joke.
268
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,721
It makes their day better.
269
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,855
Are you sure this thing's
gonna work?
270
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,225
-If it doesn't catch fire.
-Don't even joke.
271
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,696
I like jokes.
272
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:17,963
Jokes make me feel good.
273
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:29,574
You know, I hired
a private detective today.
274
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,176
I wanna find my mother.
275
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:35,985
My real mother.
276
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,419
You never talk about that stuff
with me.
277
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,484
That part about being adopted and all.
278
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:45,027
Guy says he can probably find her.
279
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,865
Why do you always get freaked
out when Arlene asks about it?
280
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,832
Arlene? Arlene's got her own problems.
281
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:56,338
My parents don't want her in the house.
She phones me a million times a day.
282
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:01,140
At least I'm working on my stuff.
283
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,752
Feel better?
284
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:22,865
Now, Steve, tell the others
what you're feeling.
285
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,267
Like....
286
00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:30,769
-Like it's gone.
-What is?
287
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,238
The anger.
288
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:36,340
Like the anger's gone.
289
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,675
It's gone.
290
00:18:57,069 --> 00:19:00,266
Back then, our big thrill was going to
this thing they called the Homebrew Club.
291
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,566
It was where guys
spent all their spare time...
292
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:05,938
...trying to get access to computers
owned by the local corporations.
293
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:09,171
And people would go there
and show the stuff they just built.
294
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,839
Except most of it
didn't really work all that well.
295
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:15,783
--read in the
Popular Electronics
issue about a year ago...
296
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,718
...about the new Altair 8800.
297
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:22,554
I was nervous that day we walked
in with my homemade computer...
298
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:25,125
...but I got a charge out of it.
All those guys...
299
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,925
...coming over and wanting
to talk to me.
300
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,869
The schematics we have--
301
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:34,835
-What is this thing?
-Check it out.
302
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,907
The first computer
you're ever gonna see.
303
00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:38,474
What's the screen for?
304
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:41,169
I was never good at talking
to people in those days...
305
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,543
...but Steve, he was amazing.
306
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:48,709
Alexander Graham Bell when he heard his
first ring, that's as revolutionary as this is.
307
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:52,516
He's talking about the Altair? I never
had a problem till I tried to use it.
308
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:56,252
All of a sudden we found out what
we wanted to do with our lives.
309
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,828
-
It was all we ever wanted.
-To 30.
310
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:02,057
Here is the first personal computer
that you're gonna wanna buy.
311
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,235
Man, 50! We sold 50.
312
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:12,400
IBM is gonna be
loading in their pants.
313
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,512
I don't even think
IBM knows who we are.
314
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,046
Good. This is guerrilla warfare.
315
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,912
-They're the enemy.
-They are?
316
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:24,317
I used to think maybe Steve was
born obsessed with wiping out IBM.
317
00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:25,956
And in a way, you could see why.
318
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:28,649
I mean, in those days,
as far as we were concerned...
319
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:31,193
...IBM was practically
like the Pentagon.
320
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:36,062
Here were a bunch of guys
who dressed exactly the same...
321
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,532
...and sang company songs.
322
00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:47,942
I mean, we were
these scruffy crazies...
323
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:52,277
...messing around with computer stuff
the IBM guys thought was, like, toys.
324
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,282
But what did they know?
325
00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:03,224
-Where's your VW?
-Sold it.
326
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:07,691
1 350 bucks. We're on our way.
327
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,595
-Steve.
-What?
328
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,566
-What's the problem?
-I don't know if I can build these.
329
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,707
Hey, Woz, I assume we're speaking
the same language, right?
330
00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:18,934
Dan, Elizabeth,
I'm not speaking Swahili, am I?
331
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:21,508
I'm here to inform you
our universe is unfolding--
332
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,705
But I still don't think
I can build them.
333
00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:25,611
I work for Hewlett-Packard sometimes.
334
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,513
-Yeah, and?
-My dad pointed it out...
335
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,881
...they get first chance
in anything I invent.
336
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,189
-What?
-I can't help it.
337
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,257
It's on the paper I signed.
338
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:37,759
Damn it, Woz!
We get our shot, our destiny...
339
00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:40,591
...and now we gotta turn it
all over to these businessmen?
340
00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:02,880
Steve. It is Steve, isn't it?
341
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:06,858
Yeah. Steve, you say
that this gadget of yours...
342
00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:09,391
...is for ordinary people.
343
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:13,998
What on earth would ordinary
people want with computers?
344
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,590
What?
345
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,603
What?
346
00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:00,077
They hated it.
347
00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:03,274
They hated it.
348
00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:05,109
They hated it.
349
00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:40,142
Whenever Steve went
to a bank to get a loan...
350
00:23:40,318 --> 00:23:43,845
...it was like they were Eskimos,
and we had a refrigerator to sell them.
351
00:23:44,022 --> 00:23:47,480
Okay, so Steve didn't look
like a business guy. But who did?
352
00:23:47,659 --> 00:23:51,186
Business guys and bankers thought
you'd just barfed on their shoes...
353
00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:54,799
...if you tried to interest them
in computers for ordinary people.
354
00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:56,934
I mean, go figure.
355
00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:44,910
Where's your beard?
356
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:48,014
In the bathroom. Shaved it off.
357
00:24:48,186 --> 00:24:49,949
Well, how come?
358
00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:53,348
Because banks don't like beards.
359
00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:55,083
So we called ourselves Apple...
360
00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:57,421
...and started making
those little computers.
361
00:24:57,596 --> 00:24:59,655
Me, Steve and his friends
Elizabeth and Dan.
362
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:02,698
All of us sweating away
in Steve's parents' garage.
363
00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:06,468
It's like sometimes not knowing
how crazy something is...
364
00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:08,105
...is a good thing.
365
00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:09,900
You're just goofing around...
366
00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:13,374
...until someone like Mike
shows up and says, ''Wow.''
367
00:25:13,545 --> 00:25:16,241
-Steve Jobs?
-Jobs.
368
00:25:16,414 --> 00:25:18,939
Oh, right. I'm sorry. Mike Markula.
369
00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:22,112
-Hey, Mike. How you doing?
-I'm well.
370
00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:24,312
The man who put intelligence
into Intel.
371
00:25:24,489 --> 00:25:25,717
-Yeah--
-No smoking in here.
372
00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:28,155
Oh, I'm sorry about that. Yeah.
373
00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:30,294
-Valentine said you might call.
-Yeah.
374
00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:33,363
-Welcome to Apple Computers.
-Thank you. Here it is, huh?
375
00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:35,896
I was looking for a venture
opportunity like this.
376
00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:38,702
What kind of venture money
are we talking about, Mike?
377
00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:42,804
We start with about a quarter million
dollars and see what happens.
378
00:25:44,309 --> 00:25:46,174
Excuse me?
379
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:50,044
Quarter million dollars.
You must be Steve Wozniak.
380
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,773
-Yeah.
-Mike Markula.
381
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:53,880
A quarter million dollars into this?
382
00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:56,213
-Yep.
-What's the catch?
383
00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:59,723
-No catch, just business.
-That's the catch...
384
00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,552
...because this ain't just business.
385
00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:04,954
This is practically spiritual.
386
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,189
This is about overthrowing dead culture.
387
00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:11,597
-Dead gods.
-Okay, look.
388
00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:15,103
You guys wanna be operating out
of a garage, that's fine with me.
389
00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:17,707
But this is a ground-zero operation here.
390
00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:20,401
Steve Wozniak's employee number one.
You're number two.
391
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,240
Wait a minute.
392
00:26:23,448 --> 00:26:25,439
I'm employee number one.
393
00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:27,778
-Woz?
-Doesn't matter to me.
394
00:26:27,953 --> 00:26:30,387
-I'm employee number one.
-I'm not saying anything.
395
00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:32,887
-I wasn't implying anything.
-Then I'll be zero.
396
00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:35,822
-Woz, you can be number one.
-I'll be zero. Okay?
397
00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:38,155
Even though things
were changing like crazy...
398
00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,594
...venture capitalists
and bankers and all that...
399
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,529
...some things still stayed the same,
especially with Steve.
400
00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:46,227
-I don't want it, Steve.
-It'll make you nice.
401
00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:49,603
Woz, you and me.
402
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,572
This is your mother telling you
to drop this beautiful acid--
403
00:26:52,744 --> 00:26:54,541
Your mother wouldn't approve either.
404
00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:57,341
-Get that away from me. ''Man.''
-Man, come on.
405
00:26:57,682 --> 00:26:59,047
I'd be careful.
406
00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:01,549
Baby, it's you and me.
Take a little trip?
407
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,017
-No, thanks, Steve.
-Come on.
408
00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:05,486
-Steve, no.
-What's the matter with you guys?
409
00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:10,222
It's like living with a bunch
of squares and stiffs.
410
00:27:11,096 --> 00:27:12,358
More for me.
411
00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:18,696
Oh, I'm standing.
I'm standing in front of something.
412
00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:21,395
It's a field of wheat.
413
00:27:21,706 --> 00:27:24,937
Oh, and I hear classical music playing.
Do you hear it?
414
00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:26,372
Do you hear it?
415
00:27:26,544 --> 00:27:30,207
I'm conducting classical music!
416
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,054
Everything's moving with the wind.
417
00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:40,316
Everything's moving with the wind.
418
00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:53,802
Everything's moving
just the way I want it to.
419
00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:55,940
Everything.
420
00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:13,556
Steve.
421
00:28:15,593 --> 00:28:17,060
Hey...
422
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,823
...how am I gonna get home?
423
00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:32,672
-It's not bad when there's no wind.
-Yeah?
424
00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:34,471
What is that?
425
00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:40,950
Bring down a pallet with six more.
426
00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:49,587
-Oh, man.
-What?
427
00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:53,219
I was just thinking about Harvard.
It'll pass.
428
00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:55,793
Hey, Paul.
429
00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:58,959
Right on schedule.
How you doing?
430
00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:01,867
-Good to see you.
-Hi, Ed.
431
00:29:03,508 --> 00:29:05,066
So...
432
00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:08,108
...are you--? Are you Bill?
433
00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:09,507
Are you Ed?
434
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:13,410
Well, I'll be damned.
435
00:29:21,025 --> 00:29:23,050
Signing bonus?
436
00:29:25,063 --> 00:29:28,430
I've never given a signing bonus
in all my life.
437
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,797
You know, Ed, in our other contracts,
we always get a signing bonus.
438
00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:34,996
-Other contracts?
-Yeah, our other contracts.
439
00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:37,038
Well, I don't know.
440
00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:39,142
I don't know.
441
00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:50,645
Okay.
442
00:29:51,089 --> 00:29:53,023
-Two thousand.
-Four thousand.
443
00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:55,258
-What?
-Of course.
444
00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,961
Next, Ed, this business
of a $ 1 5 royalty...
445
00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:01,656
...for BASIC sold in every 4K Altair,
it's just not acceptable.
446
00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:04,927
Let me tell you something, boy.
This ain't the way I do business.
447
00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:08,163
And I especially don't like
being dictated to by some little--
448
00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:10,830
Ed, Ed, this is not about dictating.
449
00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:13,569
You see, this is about reality.
450
00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:18,842
The reality is that your machine is
brilliant, but it needs our language.
451
00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:22,043
And without it, you know,
it's just a tin box that lights up.
452
00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:29,557
So let's double our royalty
from $ 1 5 to $30 a copy.
453
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,059
So back then I get postcards
from these guys.
454
00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:41,467
''Wish you were here, '' and all that.
Yeah, right, Albuquerque.
455
00:30:41,639 --> 00:30:43,869
Bill and Paul were living
in this crummy motel...
456
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:47,671
...acting like they had a clue about
being in the computer business.
457
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,609
-Eureka.
-What?
458
00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:52,875
I created a program
that can play blackjack.
459
00:30:53,284 --> 00:30:56,048
Chris, you've been here two days,
and you're into blackjack?
460
00:30:56,221 --> 00:30:57,916
Yeah, so?
461
00:30:58,089 --> 00:30:59,920
So you got work to do.
462
00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,357
Oh, God, no.
463
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:09,022
Not Frank Sinatra. Not ''My Way.''
464
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,134
Not again. Spare us.
465
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:25,345
So, Paul, I'm putting in $909,
and you're in for 606...
466
00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:27,347
...and we're keeping
the Microsoft name.
467
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:30,952
You know how you told Ed that
we're leasing whole office buildings?
468
00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:33,386
What if he finds out
our corporate headquarters...
469
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:36,322
...are in that roach motel
with two student employees?
470
00:31:40,164 --> 00:31:41,563
You think they're hookers?
471
00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:44,165
Either that or motel inspectors.
472
00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:46,769
I saw that one going in and out
of the motel room...
473
00:31:46,938 --> 00:31:49,168
...about a dozen times yesterday.
474
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,872
Oh, baby.
475
00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:05,615
-I quit Harvard for this?
-You wanted glamour.
476
00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:07,587
-You got glamour.
-Come on, baby.
477
00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:12,092
Quit bitching
or else go get us that pizza.
478
00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:15,364
Oh, yeah.
479
00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:22,171
Oh, baby, come on. Yes!
480
00:33:04,882 --> 00:33:09,376
Rise and shine. Wakey wakey.
Your 9:30's here.
481
00:33:09,554 --> 00:33:12,250
You left your MasterCard
in the restaurant again yesterday.
482
00:33:12,423 --> 00:33:15,790
That's the third time this month.
The hotel in Dallas called and said...
483
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,554
...you left your suit in the room
when you checked out.
484
00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:22,757
Hertz called back and said
they will never rent you a car again.
485
00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:25,903
Two more speeding citations in the mail
and wash your hair.
486
00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:29,597
No, comb your hair, wash it later
and change your shirt.
487
00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:34,274
It's over there.
488
00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:44,581
We're here for our 9:30
with your president, Mr. Gates.
489
00:33:51,729 --> 00:33:53,321
Mr...
490
00:33:53,498 --> 00:33:54,795
...Gates?
491
00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:02,567
Hello?
492
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:07,074
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
Paul left a message. He said to tell you...
493
00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:10,737
...if you get thrown in jail again tonight,
you're on your own.
494
00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:14,248
You have to find somebody else
to bail you out.
495
00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:16,216
Okay?
496
00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:23,984
-Jeez, Bill, isn't this Paul's car?
-You know, I figured it out.
497
00:34:25,096 --> 00:34:27,189
Exercise is bad for your health.
498
00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:31,358
You see, if you take a normal pulse rate,
70 per minute...
499
00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:35,028
...times the average life span,
which is 75 years--
500
00:34:35,206 --> 00:34:37,333
-Too fast, Bill. Please.
-Let's see, that's...
501
00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:42,607
...70 times 60 minutes,
times 24 hours, times 365 days.
502
00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:45,078
-Come on, please.
-That's 37 million heartbeats...
503
00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:46,648
...times 75 years.
504
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:48,046
Slow down.
505
00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:58,558
Hey, Chris. Take a look.
506
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,700
Bill.
507
00:35:04,802 --> 00:35:06,292
No way, man.
508
00:35:07,405 --> 00:35:09,305
Bill.
509
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,174
The keys are in it.
510
00:35:12,343 --> 00:35:14,504
I don't know if this
is such a good idea, Bill.
511
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:17,910
Can you get off that thing? Come on.
512
00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:21,678
I think you steer with the pedals
and these levers.
513
00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:24,651
No, Bill. Come on. Please.
514
00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:27,056
-Okay, don't worry about it.
-Yeah, right.
515
00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:28,886
On your mark.
516
00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:31,184
Get set.
517
00:35:31,362 --> 00:35:33,227
Go.
518
00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:44,632
You're going down.
519
00:35:50,548 --> 00:35:51,879
No way, man.
520
00:35:53,217 --> 00:35:56,448
Microsoft?
Nobody I knew ever heard of Microsoft...
521
00:35:56,621 --> 00:35:58,953
...or Bill Gates.
I mean, they were nobodies.
522
00:35:59,123 --> 00:36:02,718
But then we were all nobodies,
which was perfect for us...
523
00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:05,692
...because all the respectable,
straight-arrow guys...
524
00:36:05,863 --> 00:36:08,889
...were busy doing what they always do,
which is be respectable...
525
00:36:09,066 --> 00:36:12,263
...which meant the rest of us
could run around acting like crazies...
526
00:36:12,436 --> 00:36:14,768
...which is what we did best.
527
00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:16,702
I miss those days.
528
00:36:21,579 --> 00:36:23,979
A bulldozer?
529
00:36:24,148 --> 00:36:26,810
Who's this Apple Computer?
530
00:36:26,984 --> 00:36:29,214
You hit my car with a bulldozer, Bill?
531
00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:30,982
I'm sorry.
532
00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:34,215
We went looking for someone who had
the kind of software we needed.
533
00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:38,385
The only place we found was this dinky
little company in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
534
00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:42,727
It says Apple wants a contract
for $21 ,000 to license BASIC.
535
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:45,061
Do you know what this means, Paul?
536
00:36:45,236 --> 00:36:48,569
Yeah, yeah. It means
that we're desperate for business.
537
00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:51,503
We're nearly bankrupt, and even worse,
we're in Albuquerque.
538
00:36:51,676 --> 00:36:54,338
I just got this car, Bill.
I don't believe you.
539
00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:56,844
-A damn bulldozer?
-I'm sorry.
540
00:36:57,014 --> 00:37:00,814
I think that this means there's something
really going on out there in California.
541
00:37:11,128 --> 00:37:15,189
-Nine forty-five.
-A.M. or P.M.?
542
00:37:17,435 --> 00:37:19,835
Opens in 1 5 minutes.
543
00:37:20,004 --> 00:37:22,905
I'm so tired I can't see straight.
544
00:37:23,341 --> 00:37:26,401
What if they find out we've only made
three of these computers...
545
00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:29,705
...and we're acting like we got
an assembly line full of the things?
546
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,940
-What then?
-Hey, Woz. No sleeping in the booth, Woz.
547
00:37:33,117 --> 00:37:34,550
You're cluttering up the joint.
548
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,620
Steve, all of a sudden
we're working harder than our fathers...
549
00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:39,881
...who we laughed at
for how hard they worked.
550
00:37:40,057 --> 00:37:43,151
-I don't get it.
-Come on. Still gotta change.
551
00:37:43,327 --> 00:37:44,555
Change what?
552
00:37:44,729 --> 00:37:46,822
Doors will open in 1 5 minutes.
553
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,893
Oh, my God.
554
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,832
-Steve.
-What?
555
00:37:58,509 --> 00:38:01,342
-What?
-No.
556
00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:07,417
-Like I have to have a mustache?
-A suit. You actually bought a suit.
557
00:38:07,985 --> 00:38:10,249
Two minutes to 1 0.
558
00:38:11,522 --> 00:38:15,856
-Well, you think anyone will show up?
-How the hell should I know that?
559
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:20,319
Of course they're gonna show up.
I don't know. Maybe.
560
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:22,159
Is my tie okay?
561
00:38:32,677 --> 00:38:34,542
There it is.
562
00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:42,012
Unbelievable. It was practically like
being a rock star or something.
563
00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:43,517
People swarming all over you.
564
00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:46,088
Hordes of them coming to see
this amazing machine...
565
00:38:46,257 --> 00:38:49,784
...with 62 chips
and ICs that make all these colors.
566
00:38:52,396 --> 00:38:56,264
Hard plastic, molded casing.
You've never seen this.
567
00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:15,449
-65.02 and up.
-No, we got them beat.
568
00:39:15,786 --> 00:39:17,811
And when the guys
from Microsoft showed up...
569
00:39:17,988 --> 00:39:20,957
...how were we to know who they were?
Them standing there...
570
00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:24,561
...looking at an empty Altair booth
on one side and us on the other.
571
00:39:24,729 --> 00:39:27,220
-
I mean, who would you choose?
-Hi, how are you?
572
00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:31,963
-Hi.
-Steve.
573
00:39:32,136 --> 00:39:33,660
-How you doing?
-I'm Bill Gates.
574
00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:35,430
-Yeah, hi.
-Chairman of Microsoft.
575
00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:38,336
-Nice to see you. We had a box--
-Microsoft, we design--
576
00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:40,807
Yeah, good to see you.
577
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,576
-Hey, Steve. Over here.
-Hi, John.
578
00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:53,684
Excuse me, excuse me.
579
00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:57,190
No, wait, come here. Come here.
580
00:39:57,695 --> 00:40:00,289
Maybe he just didn't hear you
or something.
581
00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:01,692
Yeah, maybe.
582
00:40:01,866 --> 00:40:06,428
For the first time in my life, people are
coming to me, instead of me going to them.
583
00:40:06,604 --> 00:40:09,266
Man, this is insanely great.
584
00:40:27,024 --> 00:40:29,322
I'm telling you, it was a weird time.
585
00:40:29,493 --> 00:40:32,951
People were going nuts over the Apple ll.
I couldn't keep up with anything.
586
00:40:33,130 --> 00:40:37,328
The company was expanding so fast I
didn't know who half the new people were.
587
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,077
And Steve had a lot of people,
you know, older people...
588
00:40:54,251 --> 00:40:57,584
...start pay attention to him,
which was amazing.
589
00:40:57,755 --> 00:41:00,986
And me too, sort of.
People even knew who I was.
590
00:41:01,158 --> 00:41:02,591
-Hi.
-
Should have been fun...
591
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,093
...but with all the good stuff,
bad stuff came too.
592
00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:12,063
-Steve.
-What?
593
00:41:12,236 --> 00:41:14,329
Oh, jeez. Not again.
594
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,204
What? What? What?
595
00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:22,311
What are you--? What are you talking about,
it's not your child?
596
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,380
How do I even know if this baby's mine?
597
00:41:24,548 --> 00:41:26,880
-You know. Damn you, you know.
-How do I know that?
598
00:41:27,051 --> 00:41:29,884
Steve, I'm two months pregnant.
Who else have I been with?
599
00:41:30,054 --> 00:41:33,182
Look, go do whatever it is you wanna do.
You wanna play mommy? Fine.
600
00:41:33,357 --> 00:41:36,622
-But the kid's not mine.
-It is. It is.
601
00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:38,659
You bastard!
602
00:41:39,129 --> 00:41:40,824
God.
603
00:41:42,867 --> 00:41:44,630
What did they say?
604
00:41:44,802 --> 00:41:47,498
Hey, Steve. Take a look at this.
605
00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:49,536
Carl's got that parity on that BASIC--
606
00:41:49,707 --> 00:41:53,768
You guys are not being paid
to be a bunch of clowns!
607
00:41:53,944 --> 00:41:57,107
Or maybe you are.
Maybe that's the problem around here.
608
00:41:57,281 --> 00:41:59,909
You guys are supposed
to be writing programs.
609
00:42:00,084 --> 00:42:01,881
Steve, we were just doing--
610
00:42:02,052 --> 00:42:06,989
I need people with talent.
I need artists!
611
00:42:07,725 --> 00:42:13,823
What the hell are you morons but a bunch
of clock-punching losers? Huh, tell me?
612
00:42:17,434 --> 00:42:21,734
And here is another letter
of recommendation.
613
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:26,309
Well, Mr. Brewster,
we've looked at your application...
614
00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:28,638
...and I see a lot
of mainframe experience here.
615
00:42:28,812 --> 00:42:31,781
Six years. Actually--
616
00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:36,951
Six and a half.
617
00:42:38,489 --> 00:42:42,550
Steve? I don't know
if you've met Steve Jobs.
618
00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:46,321
Yes. No. It's good to meet you.
619
00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:48,522
Right.
620
00:42:49,099 --> 00:42:51,226
You were in marketing, correct?
621
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,870
That was before the programming. Yeah.
622
00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:56,973
I took night-school courses
at San José State.
623
00:42:57,141 --> 00:42:59,132
You look like an IBM type.
624
00:42:59,977 --> 00:43:01,239
Well...
625
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:06,679
...no. But I did have a chance in college
to be interviewed by them...
626
00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:11,016
...and they liked me. They flew me out
to their headquarters Back East.
627
00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:17,519
Oh, I'm sure they did.
628
00:43:17,695 --> 00:43:19,890
No, I did, see?
629
00:43:20,064 --> 00:43:24,398
I was one of about a dozen people
that they really recruited.
630
00:43:24,568 --> 00:43:26,399
Are you a virgin?
631
00:43:28,872 --> 00:43:30,134
Steve, come on.
632
00:43:31,141 --> 00:43:35,168
-What? Am I what?
-Are you a virgin?
633
00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:37,337
I--
634
00:43:37,648 --> 00:43:38,876
No.
635
00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:43,984
How old were you
when you first got laid?
636
00:43:44,154 --> 00:43:46,088
I don't-- I don't--
637
00:43:46,724 --> 00:43:49,989
-Steve, will you leave him alone?
-I asked you a question.
638
00:43:53,764 --> 00:43:59,327
My wife and I have been married
since we were in grad school.
639
00:43:59,503 --> 00:44:02,734
I didn't ask you about your wife.
640
00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:08,442
You're still a virgin.
You just think you're not.
641
00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:16,142
You don't fit in here.
642
00:44:21,025 --> 00:44:23,550
Why are you even wasting our time?
643
00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:41,768
I....
644
00:44:46,817 --> 00:44:49,183
Yeah, I'll run a test on it.
645
00:44:54,725 --> 00:44:55,987
Steve...
646
00:44:56,160 --> 00:45:01,894
-...you demolished that guy.
-Woz, what we're doing right now...
647
00:45:02,966 --> 00:45:04,934
...is like...
648
00:45:06,303 --> 00:45:08,362
...opening doors.
649
00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,234
Every day.
650
00:45:10,808 --> 00:45:15,541
If you open the wrong one,
all sorts of bad things will come at you.
651
00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:19,344
You gotta be careful
which door you open.
652
00:45:25,689 --> 00:45:29,625
-You want me to go apologize to that guy?
-Well, he probably left.
653
00:45:30,661 --> 00:45:33,994
You know, Steve, there's things
you probably have to get past with me.
654
00:45:34,665 --> 00:45:37,862
But I'm telling you, there's things
that I have to get past with you.
655
00:45:38,035 --> 00:45:40,162
I mean, people say stuff
about you sometimes...
656
00:45:40,337 --> 00:45:42,931
...and I don't listen to them,
because I know you.
657
00:45:43,107 --> 00:45:46,941
I mean, I excuse stuff
because we're friends.
658
00:45:50,380 --> 00:45:52,371
It's worth it. It is.
659
00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:55,244
It's worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it.
660
00:45:58,388 --> 00:46:00,788
It was about five years
after I got out of Harvard...
661
00:46:02,459 --> 00:46:06,520
...I get this call from Bill, who says,
''You wanna join me and Paul?''
662
00:46:06,697 --> 00:46:09,530
It was a two-bit little company
they called Microsoft.
663
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:13,830
And at first I think,
''Yeah. Like I'd like to lose more hair. ''
664
00:46:14,004 --> 00:46:16,302
But, you know, then I started thinking.
665
00:46:16,473 --> 00:46:18,168
You know how you survive?
666
00:46:18,675 --> 00:46:20,836
You make people need you.
667
00:46:21,145 --> 00:46:25,411
You survive because
you make them need what you have.
668
00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:28,914
And then they have nowhere else to go.
669
00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:34,491
Right now we're dead.
670
00:46:35,425 --> 00:46:40,226
-Nobody needs us.
-So we make them need us?
671
00:46:41,231 --> 00:46:43,699
We're too small even to matter.
672
00:46:43,867 --> 00:46:48,201
We could be snuffed out tomorrow,
and no one would notice.
673
00:46:48,372 --> 00:46:50,237
You know what they say in the Mafia?
674
00:46:51,675 --> 00:46:56,442
You keep your friends close
but your enemies closer.
675
00:46:56,613 --> 00:46:59,309
Which enemies are you talking about?
676
00:47:05,289 --> 00:47:08,019
I got some full barf bags here.
Full barf bags. Heads up.
677
00:47:08,192 --> 00:47:09,853
-He's sick.
-Bald guy with barf bags.
678
00:47:10,027 --> 00:47:13,224
Coming through. Full ones too.
How you doing?
679
00:47:19,136 --> 00:47:20,763
Come on.
680
00:47:34,051 --> 00:47:38,579
-My tie. I forgot my tie.
-Great, Bill. We're already late.
681
00:47:44,494 --> 00:47:48,225
Hey, how you doing?
Ten bucks for your tie. Okay, 20.
682
00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:52,768
Thirty. Come on, come on.
Thirty. Thirty bucks for that tie.
683
00:47:52,936 --> 00:47:56,929
Where did you get that, Sears? Come on.
Help us out here. Would you? Please?
684
00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:02,868
You see, by that time,
Bill had already figured out...
685
00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:07,608
...that we gotta go right into the belly of the
beast. The scariest beast of them all, IBM.
686
00:48:07,784 --> 00:48:13,120
IBM. And back then, man, they were like
Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan...
687
00:48:13,290 --> 00:48:16,919
...and Vlad the Impaler all rolled into one.
688
00:48:17,094 --> 00:48:21,258
But what we were gonna do was,
we were gonna make them love us.
689
00:48:21,431 --> 00:48:23,763
Gentlemen, how are you? Nice tie.
690
00:48:23,934 --> 00:48:25,925
-Thanks.
-We're over here.
691
00:48:26,803 --> 00:48:29,533
Our shirts are as white as theirs.
692
00:48:31,775 --> 00:48:34,209
We think we have what you need.
693
00:48:34,778 --> 00:48:36,211
That's a start.
694
00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:41,477
Now, we know that IBM has set up
this place to compete head-on with Apple...
695
00:48:42,619 --> 00:48:46,885
...and you're gearing up to come out with a
personal computer that will wipe them out.
696
00:48:47,057 --> 00:48:49,116
So we can get you an operating system.
697
00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:52,420
What kind of operating system?
698
00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:54,359
It's called...
699
00:48:54,531 --> 00:48:56,328
...DOS.
700
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:01,899
This is amazing.
Not just amazing, it's historic.
701
00:49:02,072 --> 00:49:04,404
It should be taught
in all the history books.
702
00:49:04,574 --> 00:49:07,839
I mean, hung and framed
in the National Gallery or something.
703
00:49:08,011 --> 00:49:10,673
Because this is the instant of creation...
704
00:49:10,847 --> 00:49:14,112
...of one of the greatest fortunes
in the history of the world.
705
00:49:14,284 --> 00:49:19,916
I mean, Bill Gates is the richest guy in the
world because of what started in this room.
706
00:49:20,090 --> 00:49:21,523
You wanna know what else?
707
00:49:21,692 --> 00:49:25,685
It wasn't exactly smoke and mirrors,
but we didn't have anything.
708
00:49:25,862 --> 00:49:29,593
I mean, not a damn thing.
709
00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,261
Here we were, this two-bit little outfit...
710
00:49:32,436 --> 00:49:36,395
...telling IBM we had the answer
to their problems.
711
00:49:36,573 --> 00:49:39,337
DOS? The Disk Operating System?
712
00:49:39,509 --> 00:49:43,240
To make all those zillion
IBM computers compute?
713
00:49:43,413 --> 00:49:47,509
We didn't even remotely own
anything like what Bill was selling them.
714
00:49:47,684 --> 00:49:50,016
Nada, zip.
715
00:49:55,058 --> 00:49:57,925
Of course, we don't just
wanna sell it to you outright.
716
00:49:58,095 --> 00:50:00,086
We wanna be able to license it to you.
717
00:50:00,263 --> 00:50:03,596
-You want to retain ownership?
-Right.
718
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:10,432
Well, the profits are in the computers
themselves, not this software stuff.
719
00:50:13,877 --> 00:50:15,469
No big deal.
720
00:50:16,146 --> 00:50:17,374
Oh, and one other thing.
721
00:50:17,547 --> 00:50:19,708
We have to be able...
722
00:50:19,883 --> 00:50:22,374
...to sell it to other outfits.
723
00:50:24,621 --> 00:50:25,952
But...
724
00:50:26,123 --> 00:50:30,958
...there was just one little problem.
725
00:50:32,262 --> 00:50:35,754
Bill, why did you tell them
we have an operating system?
726
00:50:35,932 --> 00:50:38,560
We don't have a thing to sell them now.
We're dead.
727
00:50:38,735 --> 00:50:42,831
-We're not. You'll give us the miracle, right?
-Oh, yeah, right.
728
00:50:43,006 --> 00:50:46,635
Well, come on. You said you knew a guy
we could buy an operating system from.
729
00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:48,801
I said I sort of know him.
730
00:50:48,979 --> 00:50:52,142
Sort of? You heard me.
Don't tell me ''sort of.'' I just told IBM.
731
00:50:53,683 --> 00:50:55,583
Sort of.
732
00:51:01,491 --> 00:51:04,153
-Here you go.
-Thanks.
733
00:51:19,609 --> 00:51:23,101
So basically, you're saying
you wanna buy my operating system.
734
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,508
Yeah.
735
00:51:29,486 --> 00:51:30,714
Why?
736
00:51:34,858 --> 00:51:40,797
You know, I don't know. We just think we
might be able to mess with it and resell it.
737
00:51:40,964 --> 00:51:42,192
Who to?
738
00:51:42,365 --> 00:51:45,129
We have a few customers, you know,
we're sort of talking to.
739
00:51:45,302 --> 00:51:47,827
Some of them don't want it known
what we're doing.
740
00:51:48,004 --> 00:51:51,405
So they made us sign
a secrecy agreement.
741
00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:57,409
-And you're offering us...?
-Fifty thousand.
742
00:51:57,581 --> 00:52:00,345
-Dollars?
-Dollars.
743
00:52:07,591 --> 00:52:08,819
You worried?
744
00:52:08,992 --> 00:52:12,052
Oh, no. Only my whole life hangs
in the balance. Me, worried? No.
745
00:52:13,463 --> 00:52:15,328
We got IBM.
746
00:52:15,499 --> 00:52:17,990
IBM. I mean, come to think of it...
747
00:52:18,168 --> 00:52:21,660
...why would IBM wanna make a deal
with a bunch of bozos like us?
748
00:52:21,838 --> 00:52:23,829
Because they're successful, Ballmer.
749
00:52:24,007 --> 00:52:27,602
Success is a menace. It fools smart people
into thinking they can't lose.
750
00:52:39,389 --> 00:52:40,788
So?
751
00:52:44,094 --> 00:52:46,221
So, you mute moron?
752
00:52:58,408 --> 00:53:01,275
Can you hear it? The sound of money?
753
00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:06,304
The roar of money. It was like everywhere
you turned, money poured down.
754
00:53:06,483 --> 00:53:08,417
Millions and more millions.
755
00:53:08,585 --> 00:53:13,045
All because we bought that guy's
operating system for a measly 50,000 bucks.
756
00:53:13,223 --> 00:53:18,718
That fueled a worldwide explosion of wealth
unlike anything in the history of man.
757
00:53:18,895 --> 00:53:21,159
But you know something?
758
00:53:21,331 --> 00:53:26,428
Having money and being cool
are not necessarily the same thing.
759
00:53:26,603 --> 00:53:28,901
-Hi, I'm Bill Gates--
-Hey.
760
00:53:29,839 --> 00:53:31,739
What in the--?
761
00:53:33,343 --> 00:53:34,640
Hi.
762
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,646
You know, you should really watch
where you're going.
763
00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:40,183
You must have really great bandwidth.
764
00:53:40,350 --> 00:53:43,285
-Excuse me?
-What are you doing later?
765
00:53:49,092 --> 00:53:51,083
Who is that jerk?
766
00:53:54,531 --> 00:53:56,260
Way to go, hotshot.
767
00:53:59,703 --> 00:54:02,866
When Paul and I were at Lakeside,
we were in 1 0th grade together...
768
00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:06,372
...we rigged a computer so we could
get classes with all the best girls.
769
00:54:06,543 --> 00:54:08,477
Obviously, it's been downhill since then.
770
00:54:08,645 --> 00:54:12,274
You should walk around with your bankbook
hanging from a chain on your belt.
771
00:54:12,449 --> 00:54:15,976
Or maybe you ought to stop yelling
in front of your employees.
772
00:54:16,152 --> 00:54:19,178
Girls don't like yelling. They like cool.
773
00:54:19,356 --> 00:54:21,984
Oh, really, Ballmer?
How do you get to be cool?
774
00:54:22,692 --> 00:54:25,661
I don't know. You saw
Saturday Night Fever. Travolta's cool.
775
00:54:54,357 --> 00:55:00,023
I'd like to welcome all of you to the new
headquarters and home of Apple Computers.
776
00:55:00,196 --> 00:55:02,391
All of a sudden, Steve was a huge star.
777
00:55:02,565 --> 00:55:05,329
The kind where people practically
hang on your every word...
778
00:55:05,502 --> 00:55:07,902
...like they're excited
just to be around you.
779
00:55:08,071 --> 00:55:12,007
Thank you very much
for joining us today on this lovely day...
780
00:55:12,175 --> 00:55:14,803
...and helping us stop the gossip rumors
in their tracks.
781
00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:16,843
Without further ado,
the rumors are true.
782
00:55:17,013 --> 00:55:19,504
Ladies and gentlemen,
our new president, John Sculley.
783
00:55:25,555 --> 00:55:29,457
To tell you the truth, I was perfectly happy
to be president of Pepsi-Cola...
784
00:55:29,626 --> 00:55:33,118
...until Steve Jobs came to recruit me
and said:
785
00:55:33,296 --> 00:55:36,094
''Do you wanna sell sugared water
for the rest of your life...
786
00:55:36,266 --> 00:55:37,858
...or do you wanna make history?''
787
00:55:39,369 --> 00:55:41,030
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
788
00:55:41,204 --> 00:55:43,229
-I know.
-Yeah, operator.
789
00:55:43,406 --> 00:55:46,432
-I need information for Oregon.
-Okay, give me a minute.
790
00:55:51,114 --> 00:55:54,311
Steve, I gotta talk. I don't know how
to act in situations like this.
791
00:55:54,484 --> 00:55:57,180
-In a minute.
-I mean, Steve, that stock-offering thing?
792
00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:58,582
A hundred million dollars?
793
00:55:58,755 --> 00:56:00,916
-What do you do with $ 1 1 6 million?
-In a minute.
794
00:56:01,091 --> 00:56:05,050
I don't think rich, okay? I know a lot of
people think rich, but I don't think rich.
795
00:56:05,228 --> 00:56:09,255
I mean, maybe you learn it, but, jeez,
$100 million. That's a lot of learning to do.
796
00:56:09,432 --> 00:56:12,424
I hardly ever had enough for lunch
before all this.
797
00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:15,603
We should have given stock
to the other guys, Steve.
798
00:56:15,772 --> 00:56:18,434
Like Dan?
Dan's been with us since we started...
799
00:56:18,608 --> 00:56:21,304
...and you didn't set aside
any stock for him.
800
00:56:23,446 --> 00:56:25,107
Steve.
801
00:56:25,915 --> 00:56:28,713
-I'm gonna give Dan some of my stock.
-Yeah, is Arlene there?
802
00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:30,580
We gotta do the right thing.
803
00:56:31,154 --> 00:56:33,418
Arlene? Okay, fine.
Let's talk about this baby.
804
00:56:33,590 --> 00:56:36,821
Steve, why do you care
what I call the baby?
805
00:56:36,993 --> 00:56:40,053
Because I don't want
the baby named Rainbow.
806
00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:44,257
Or Orisha or Ravi Shankar
or any other name like that.
807
00:56:44,934 --> 00:56:47,368
Steve, not right now, okay?
808
00:56:47,537 --> 00:56:51,200
Well, when the hell is a good time to call?
Because every time I try--
809
00:56:54,043 --> 00:56:55,840
Steve.
810
00:57:44,327 --> 00:57:46,261
-Do you want me to take that?
-Thank you.
811
00:57:46,429 --> 00:57:48,124
You're welcome.
812
00:58:12,388 --> 00:58:13,855
Hi.
813
00:58:14,457 --> 00:58:15,947
Hi.
814
00:58:18,795 --> 00:58:21,764
So I just came by to make sure
everything's okay.
815
00:58:23,132 --> 00:58:25,794
-Everything okay?
-Thank you.
816
00:58:37,714 --> 00:58:39,807
And to...
817
00:58:39,983 --> 00:58:43,248
...make sure that you're not
gonna name it some weird name.
818
00:58:46,890 --> 00:58:49,950
What's wrong with naming her Orisha?
819
00:58:50,894 --> 00:58:52,953
Or Sunshine or Purity?
820
00:58:54,597 --> 00:58:57,088
A kid's got enough problems
in this world...
821
00:58:57,267 --> 00:58:59,292
...not knowing where it belongs.
822
00:58:59,469 --> 00:59:00,993
A name can label a kid.
823
00:59:02,071 --> 00:59:03,629
Make it--
824
00:59:03,806 --> 00:59:06,172
It can make it an outsider.
825
00:59:06,910 --> 00:59:08,434
Not ''it.''
826
00:59:08,611 --> 00:59:09,839
Her.
827
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:12,638
Her.
828
00:59:24,127 --> 00:59:25,685
Lisa.
829
00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:31,260
Okay.
830
00:59:31,734 --> 00:59:33,224
Okay.
831
00:59:36,172 --> 00:59:38,106
She's your daughter too.
832
00:59:40,143 --> 00:59:43,374
Arlene, let's not go through that again.
833
00:59:56,559 --> 00:59:59,551
You don't just live in life.
834
00:59:59,729 --> 01:00:04,393
You change it, you shape it,
you make your mark upon it.
835
01:00:05,068 --> 01:00:07,662
And that's what, get used to the name...
836
01:00:08,371 --> 01:00:11,238
...Lisa is gonna do.
837
01:00:11,407 --> 01:00:12,635
Yeah!
838
01:00:12,809 --> 01:00:16,210
You know, that computer was
the first big new project we had at Apple.
839
01:00:16,379 --> 01:00:20,577
And some people are still wondering
why Steve insisted on that name.
840
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,586
You wanna call a computer Lisa?
841
01:00:24,787 --> 01:00:26,778
Isn't that your baby's--?
842
01:00:26,956 --> 01:00:28,685
I mean--
843
01:00:28,858 --> 01:00:33,591
What's her name? Arlene.
Isn't that Arlene's baby's name?
844
01:00:33,763 --> 01:00:36,493
Other guys here
have daughters named Lisa.
845
01:00:36,666 --> 01:00:41,035
Steve, you got a baby up there
you don't even wanna talk about.
846
01:00:41,904 --> 01:00:46,034
-I mean, it looks sort of....
-Sort of what?
847
01:00:55,318 --> 01:00:59,186
We have to think of ourselves as artists.
848
01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:02,754
It's like Picasso said:
849
01:01:02,925 --> 01:01:06,622
Good artists copy. Great artists steal.
850
01:01:08,765 --> 01:01:11,598
This is who we wanted
to steal from. Xerox.
851
01:01:11,768 --> 01:01:14,293
They were secretly developing
all this amazing stuff...
852
01:01:14,470 --> 01:01:18,338
...like the mouse and the graphics on the
screen instead of just a bunch of numbers.
853
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:21,341
But when those California engineers
had to go to New York...
854
01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:24,105
...and present all this neat stuff
to the Xerox brass...
855
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:27,772
...those executives didn't begin
to understand what they were looking at.
856
01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:33,547
Never mind a mouse. It was like someone
dumped a dead rat on the boardroom table.
857
01:01:41,197 --> 01:01:42,994
A mouse.
858
01:01:47,270 --> 01:01:51,331
You want Xerox to consider
something called a mouse?
859
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,812
See, this is where Steve was a genius...
860
01:01:59,982 --> 01:02:03,577
...because he persuaded Xerox
into showing us all this incredible stuff...
861
01:02:03,753 --> 01:02:05,550
...their California guys had developed.
862
01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:08,350
I tell you, it was making their people
absolutely nuts.
863
01:02:09,759 --> 01:02:11,488
Oh, God.
864
01:02:15,098 --> 01:02:17,032
Let's go.
865
01:02:18,167 --> 01:02:20,761
You know, I felt like
one of the Mongol hordes...
866
01:02:20,937 --> 01:02:24,668
...coming to loot and plunder
a bunch of defenseless villagers.
867
01:02:26,676 --> 01:02:29,440
No, no. This is insane.
868
01:02:29,612 --> 01:02:31,739
We'd just be handing him everything.
869
01:02:31,914 --> 01:02:37,079
We created the mouse and all the rest of it,
and now these idiots in New York...
870
01:02:37,253 --> 01:02:39,278
...want to show it all to Steve Jobs.
871
01:02:39,455 --> 01:02:40,820
I won't do it.
872
01:02:40,990 --> 01:02:43,982
Hi. I'm Steve Jobs.
873
01:02:46,729 --> 01:02:50,130
I need you to answer some other questions
about the stuff you've invented.
874
01:02:50,299 --> 01:02:52,290
The graphic interface?
875
01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:56,568
It's not going to hurt.
876
01:02:57,073 --> 01:02:58,506
That's what you think.
877
01:03:00,576 --> 01:03:03,067
-What do you want to know?
-How does it--?
878
01:03:03,246 --> 01:03:05,942
What is your base length?
Is it integer, or is it compound?
879
01:03:06,115 --> 01:03:08,640
Does your operating system
convert to executable codes?
880
01:03:08,818 --> 01:03:12,254
-I got it. I got it, Steve-O. I got it, Steve-O.
-What is the middle--?
881
01:03:17,426 --> 01:03:20,020
It's pretty neat, right?
882
01:03:20,196 --> 01:03:22,790
Click, you're there.
883
01:03:23,132 --> 01:03:25,191
Click, you're somewhere else.
884
01:03:25,368 --> 01:03:29,429
This graphic interface stuff was like
a miracle back then, and we got it.
885
01:03:29,605 --> 01:03:33,769
Steve got it, from Xerox, who just
turned it all over for us to fool with.
886
01:03:33,943 --> 01:03:37,401
Like rich people giving junky old stuff
to the Salvation Army...
887
01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:40,879
...only the junk turns out
to be a Rembrandt.
888
01:03:41,050 --> 01:03:44,611
About $ 1 00 billion head start
on everyone else.
889
01:03:44,787 --> 01:03:48,416
Apple was making tons of money.
It was great.
890
01:03:48,591 --> 01:03:53,290
And of course, I sort of lost my mind.
I mean, it was all fun and games.
891
01:03:53,462 --> 01:03:56,056
I started buying really expensive toys.
892
01:03:57,934 --> 01:04:00,300
It was me with my own plane.
893
01:04:00,469 --> 01:04:03,996
Only problem was, maybe I wasn't
as good a pilot as I thought I was.
894
01:04:04,173 --> 01:04:07,404
I mean, it's one thing
when computers crash, but planes?
895
01:04:07,577 --> 01:04:08,805
You don't want to know.
896
01:04:16,152 --> 01:04:18,586
Hey, Steve. Are you just getting here?
897
01:04:18,754 --> 01:04:20,984
No, I was just outside
talking to the doctor.
898
01:04:21,157 --> 01:04:23,557
You don't remember us
talking 1 0 minutes ago?
899
01:04:23,726 --> 01:04:25,557
-We talked?
-Yeah.
900
01:04:25,728 --> 01:04:27,889
Hey, my hard disk crashed.
901
01:04:30,766 --> 01:04:33,428
A computer guy with memory problems.
902
01:04:35,371 --> 01:04:37,271
Oh, man.
903
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:40,637
It's the weirdest thing.
You know there's a part of your life there...
904
01:04:40,810 --> 01:04:42,778
...only you don't know about it.
905
01:04:42,945 --> 01:04:45,311
It makes you crazy.
906
01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:01,492
Hey.
907
01:05:02,665 --> 01:05:04,929
Hey!
908
01:05:07,036 --> 01:05:08,663
Paul.
909
01:05:08,838 --> 01:05:11,329
Simonyi, get Matthews.
910
01:05:11,507 --> 01:05:13,441
Ballmer, get in here.
911
01:05:16,412 --> 01:05:19,438
-What is it?
-This is seriously crummy.
912
01:05:19,615 --> 01:05:22,175
Apple's new computer, Lisa? We're dead.
913
01:05:22,351 --> 01:05:23,909
Oh, yeah, I've already seen one.
914
01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:26,350
The graphics and the operating system
they have...
915
01:05:26,522 --> 01:05:29,355
...they make what we're selling IBM
look a decade out-of-date.
916
01:05:29,525 --> 01:05:31,652
-I want it.
-What do you mean, you want it?
917
01:05:31,827 --> 01:05:37,163
-It's Apple's. We can't just go and steal it.
-You're not listening to me. I want it.
918
01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:43,829
Final call for TWA flight 2684
to San Jose. Final call.
919
01:05:45,041 --> 01:05:48,533
-Fifty bucks he misses the flight.
-You're on.
920
01:05:48,711 --> 01:05:50,679
It wouldn't hurt to buy a car radio, Bill.
921
01:05:50,846 --> 01:05:53,076
-I can't pick up the radio--
-One traffic report.
922
01:05:53,249 --> 01:05:55,740
-Hold on.
-Sir, we're on this plane.
923
01:05:55,918 --> 01:05:58,751
I'm sorry. Your plane is on the runway.
924
01:05:58,921 --> 01:06:00,980
Ma'am, what kind of service
is this today?
925
01:06:01,157 --> 01:06:05,093
I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing that can bring
that plane back to the gate.
926
01:06:05,261 --> 01:06:08,924
Yes, there is. Willpower. I'm going to will
that that plane be turned around.
927
01:06:09,098 --> 01:06:11,191
-Oh, really?
-Really, sir.
928
01:06:11,367 --> 01:06:15,167
Are you aware that today in my briefcase
are computer language codes?
929
01:06:15,338 --> 01:06:17,932
-Do you know what they do, sir?
-I'm afraid I don't.
930
01:06:18,107 --> 01:06:21,167
They protect against viruses.
You're aware of viruses, I presume?
931
01:06:21,344 --> 01:06:25,713
-Sir, I do go to doctors.
-No, sir, computer viruses.
932
01:06:25,881 --> 01:06:28,281
Oh, yeah, I just read an article
about those things.
933
01:06:28,451 --> 01:06:31,477
-They can wipe out a whole computer.
-A whole system of computers.
934
01:06:31,654 --> 01:06:34,851
Like the one behind your terminal there,
like the one in the plane...
935
01:06:35,024 --> 01:06:39,222
...like the one on all planes in the airlines,
like the one in the control tower, sir.
936
01:06:39,395 --> 01:06:42,694
I ask you, are you prepared
to take responsibility for your actions...
937
01:06:42,865 --> 01:06:45,891
...if I don't get this information
on that plane?
938
01:06:47,570 --> 01:06:51,939
Jeez, his reputation for inconveniencing
the rest of the world is intact.
939
01:06:52,108 --> 01:06:53,803
He actually missed a flight.
940
01:06:53,976 --> 01:06:57,742
This is your captain speaking. We have
to return to the gate for a few minutes.
941
01:06:57,913 --> 01:07:00,211
Nothing critical.
942
01:07:05,654 --> 01:07:10,523
-
Attention, please, flight....
-Your tickets, please.
943
01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:14,959
-You have the tickets, right?
-No, I gave them to you.
944
01:07:16,132 --> 01:07:18,464
Bill, in the car.
945
01:07:35,117 --> 01:07:38,280
Wow. These guys must be
50 times bigger than we are.
946
01:07:38,454 --> 01:07:41,446
Good artists copy. Great artists steal.
947
01:07:41,624 --> 01:07:45,116
-Oh, yeah? Who said that?
-Some artist. I think it was Van Gogh.
948
01:07:46,429 --> 01:07:49,296
Hey, check it out.
949
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:55,794
Aye, matey. It wouldn't be time
to rape and pillage, would it?
950
01:08:03,879 --> 01:08:06,814
You sure it's okay
to let these Microsoft guys in here?
951
01:08:07,116 --> 01:08:10,051
We have culture. They don't.
952
01:08:10,386 --> 01:08:13,480
No taste. No original thinking.
953
01:08:14,123 --> 01:08:16,421
But they can be useful to us.
954
01:08:17,059 --> 01:08:19,823
Time for the dog and pony show.
955
01:08:28,871 --> 01:08:31,237
Welcome to Apple.
956
01:08:41,484 --> 01:08:43,179
Bill.
957
01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:46,320
Nice to see you. Thanks for coming.
Steve.
958
01:08:46,489 --> 01:08:49,390
-How you doing, Steve?
-Glad you're here. Paul. Hi, Steve Jobs.
959
01:08:49,558 --> 01:08:52,118
-Hi. Charles Simonyi.
-Come on in. Let me introduce you.
960
01:08:52,294 --> 01:08:54,888
This is Gilmore.
He's one of our top programmers.
961
01:08:55,431 --> 01:08:58,025
And he's a loyal man.
Well, to do this, you need loyalty.
962
01:08:58,901 --> 01:09:02,098
-Total loyalty. Isn't that right?
-That's the plan, Steve.
963
01:09:02,872 --> 01:09:07,309
This way. The Macintosh team.
It's more like a family.
964
01:09:07,476 --> 01:09:10,309
Everybody else is an outsider.
965
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:13,676
-What's with the pirate stuff?
-What do I always tell you?
966
01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:16,209
Better to be a pirate than join the Navy.
967
01:09:16,385 --> 01:09:19,548
-You a pirate?
-Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely, Steve.
968
01:09:20,122 --> 01:09:21,885
I've been up for 52 hours straight.
969
01:09:23,526 --> 01:09:24,754
Loyalty.
970
01:09:33,469 --> 01:09:35,494
I'm gonna show you the future.
971
01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:39,300
It's top-secret. It's still about...
972
01:09:39,475 --> 01:09:42,273
...a year away from introduction.
973
01:09:42,778 --> 01:09:45,645
The ultimate, insanely great...
974
01:09:47,216 --> 01:09:49,411
...fusion of art and science.
975
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:55,150
-It's called the Macintosh.
-This is definitely not the Lisa.
976
01:09:55,324 --> 01:09:57,554
That's a graphic user interface.
977
01:09:57,726 --> 01:10:01,457
I don't understand. How does a computer
handle the mouse-cursor display?
978
01:10:01,630 --> 01:10:03,621
Hardware's got nothing to do
with the mouse.
979
01:10:03,799 --> 01:10:06,097
-It's all in the software.
-Enough.
980
01:10:06,268 --> 01:10:08,463
Sorry, Steve.
981
01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:12,329
There's no point in torturing our guests...
982
01:10:12,841 --> 01:10:15,309
...with what they can't have.
983
01:10:23,485 --> 01:10:26,283
You're vulnerable in spreadsheets,
you know, Steve.
984
01:10:26,455 --> 01:10:28,719
We can help you.
985
01:10:30,559 --> 01:10:33,790
Ninety hours a week. Like the T-shirt?
I'm gonna give it to my people.
986
01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:38,894
Some of them work even more
than 90 hours a week.
987
01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:41,969
We have Multiplan running on
dozens of different platforms.
988
01:10:42,137 --> 01:10:44,298
No one can match us.
989
01:10:45,107 --> 01:10:47,473
You can't just have employees anymore.
990
01:10:47,643 --> 01:10:49,270
It's great.
991
01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:52,305
No, they gotta be into a crusade.
992
01:10:52,481 --> 01:10:58,181
It's like art, science, religion,
all rolled into one.
993
01:10:58,354 --> 01:11:02,415
We have multi-tool interface.
It can be redesigned for the Mac.
994
01:11:02,591 --> 01:11:06,254
Redesigned. Redesigned.
995
01:11:06,895 --> 01:11:09,090
We're artists here.
996
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:11,893
A place where raw sand
comes in one end...
997
01:11:12,067 --> 01:11:16,197
...and goes out the other. Silicon art.
998
01:11:18,841 --> 01:11:23,039
You know, IBM, they're gonna want
all our stuff.
999
01:11:23,779 --> 01:11:25,178
IBM?
1000
01:11:27,016 --> 01:11:30,144
IBM, they're history.
1001
01:11:30,319 --> 01:11:35,757
I mean, they're 1950s, they're ice America,
a bloated enemy in a crumbling castle.
1002
01:11:35,924 --> 01:11:38,722
-And we're storming it.
-I know IBM is the enemy, Steve.
1003
01:11:38,894 --> 01:11:41,089
But we can help you.
1004
01:11:41,630 --> 01:11:43,564
You don't have to worry about IBM.
1005
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,234
Yeah?
1006
01:11:46,402 --> 01:11:48,427
So why you even working with them?
1007
01:11:49,104 --> 01:11:51,766
I'd much rather work with you.
1008
01:12:01,684 --> 01:12:03,549
We're in.
1009
01:12:04,119 --> 01:12:06,280
-We're doing work for Apple.
-You're kidding me.
1010
01:12:06,455 --> 01:12:09,390
They're sending us three prototypes
of the computer we just saw.
1011
01:12:09,558 --> 01:12:11,048
-The Macintosh.
-For God sakes.
1012
01:12:11,226 --> 01:12:14,992
There's a pirate flag flying above our heads,
and he's giving us the crown jewel?
1013
01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:16,791
Who the hell's the pirate here?
1014
01:12:16,965 --> 01:12:19,297
He sees what he believes,
not the other way around.
1015
01:12:19,468 --> 01:12:21,265
We're not his worst problem.
1016
01:12:21,437 --> 01:12:24,201
If he's not careful,
he's gonna wreck the place.
1017
01:12:25,207 --> 01:12:27,437
-Macintosh! Macintosh!
-Macintosh rules!
1018
01:12:27,609 --> 01:12:30,544
-Apple ll's the best!
-Mac's the best!
1019
01:12:30,713 --> 01:12:33,978
Even when I got my memory back,
it was never the same for me.
1020
01:12:34,149 --> 01:12:36,117
I couldn't believe
how it had all changed.
1021
01:12:36,285 --> 01:12:38,412
Apple was tearing itself to pieces.
1022
01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:41,581
Steve had turned it into two camps:
1023
01:12:41,757 --> 01:12:46,285
His new Macintosh group
against everyone else in the company.
1024
01:12:50,432 --> 01:12:53,128
Steve, what the hell is this?
1025
01:12:53,669 --> 01:12:57,469
It's like a family. Things get messy.
1026
01:12:57,873 --> 01:12:59,238
I don't understand this.
1027
01:12:59,408 --> 01:13:02,571
You got the Mac people
against the Apple ll people?
1028
01:13:02,745 --> 01:13:04,838
-They're beating each other up.
-Amazing, huh?
1029
01:13:05,013 --> 01:13:08,449
People wanna be shaped, molded.
1030
01:13:08,617 --> 01:13:11,347
But if you asked any of them,
any of them, they'd deny it.
1031
01:13:11,954 --> 01:13:16,288
I don't wanna shape anybody, Steve.
This isn't fun anymore.
1032
01:13:16,458 --> 01:13:20,019
Maybe fun is just fragments of existence
with better packaging.
1033
01:13:21,930 --> 01:13:23,397
I don't make jokes anymore.
1034
01:13:23,565 --> 01:13:27,399
I told you a long time ago, I like jokes.
1035
01:13:27,569 --> 01:13:32,836
Steve! Goodbye. I'm quitting Apple.
1036
01:13:34,109 --> 01:13:38,978
-Well, that's a joke, right?
-No. I'm going back to college.
1037
01:13:39,148 --> 01:13:44,950
Woz. Hey, what are you doing?
I don't think it's such a good idea.
1038
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:49,022
All I'm doing now is being a brake pedal
for you as you're heading for the wall.
1039
01:13:51,627 --> 01:13:53,857
Woz!
1040
01:14:23,325 --> 01:14:26,260
-I ask you for brilliance?
-Steve.
1041
01:14:26,428 --> 01:14:31,388
I've asked you for genius,
and you're giving me this?
1042
01:14:32,668 --> 01:14:34,602
Steve, please.
1043
01:14:44,847 --> 01:14:47,577
Oh, no, Steve, not again.
1044
01:14:47,749 --> 01:14:51,708
It's 3 a.m., okay? I don't have the energy
to defend an unfinished design.
1045
01:14:51,887 --> 01:14:55,414
That's because there's nothing to defend.
1046
01:14:55,591 --> 01:14:59,925
I want beauty, not incompetence.
1047
01:15:00,662 --> 01:15:02,721
Are you listening to me?
1048
01:15:03,465 --> 01:15:05,365
-Are you listening--?
-Yes, I'm listening!
1049
01:15:05,534 --> 01:15:07,627
I am so sick of your abusiveness.
1050
01:15:08,904 --> 01:15:11,998
That's all you know.
Tearing people down, throwing tantrums.
1051
01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:17,578
-You miserable son of a bitch.
-What are you doing? Come on, back off.
1052
01:15:31,927 --> 01:15:34,953
I know we've been in a battle...
1053
01:15:35,130 --> 01:15:38,657
...and like all battles,
we've had our casualties along the way.
1054
01:15:39,468 --> 01:15:41,163
But today's about celebrating.
1055
01:15:43,138 --> 01:15:44,662
The Macintosh.
1056
01:15:51,246 --> 01:15:53,214
It's time for a christening...
1057
01:15:55,050 --> 01:15:57,814
...of our little Macintosh.
1058
01:15:57,986 --> 01:15:59,886
Our baby.
1059
01:16:09,698 --> 01:16:12,394
-Congratulations.
-Congratulations.
1060
01:16:14,136 --> 01:16:16,969
Real artists ship.
1061
01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:20,898
In this company, in Apple,
in the entire business...
1062
01:16:21,076 --> 01:16:25,809
...we, you, the Macintosh team,
are the only true artists.
1063
01:16:25,981 --> 01:16:28,677
You can forget Apple, forget Lisa.
1064
01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:32,377
It's only us. The Macintosh team.
1065
01:16:32,554 --> 01:16:35,387
We have been chosen to seize history.
1066
01:16:36,792 --> 01:16:42,458
But first, carpe diem, seize the day.
It's your time to party, people.
1067
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,791
Hey, John.
1068
01:16:47,469 --> 01:16:49,027
You hear what I heard in there?
1069
01:17:17,132 --> 01:17:21,034
-Hey, man, what'd you say about Steve?
-I'm sick of his crap.
1070
01:17:21,203 --> 01:17:23,068
-What'd you say, man?
-You heard me.
1071
01:17:23,238 --> 01:17:25,433
You wanna talk like that about Steve?
1072
01:17:25,607 --> 01:17:28,269
You wanna talk like that about the guy
who feeds you, man?
1073
01:17:28,443 --> 01:17:32,345
-The guy who feeds you?
-Come on. Break it up.
1074
01:17:32,514 --> 01:17:34,311
Come on.
1075
01:17:35,784 --> 01:17:38,218
-Hey, hey, guys.
-Somebody pull him off.
1076
01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:41,487
-Never like this at Pepsi-Cola.
-Knock it off.
1077
01:17:41,957 --> 01:17:44,755
You wanna sell sugar water
the rest of your life?
1078
01:17:58,140 --> 01:18:00,370
Steve, I'm worried.
1079
01:18:02,844 --> 01:18:04,277
Yeah?
1080
01:18:04,446 --> 01:18:07,142
Yeah, about what's happening.
1081
01:18:07,582 --> 01:18:12,212
All the, you know, ''them versus us'' stuff.
Macintosh versus Apple ll.
1082
01:18:12,387 --> 01:18:15,845
You don't understand, John.
People need a cause.
1083
01:18:16,024 --> 01:18:19,391
We missed Vietnam. This is our Vietnam.
1084
01:18:20,629 --> 01:18:24,292
-It's tearing the company apart.
-Creation is messy.
1085
01:18:24,466 --> 01:18:27,264
You want genius, you get madness.
Two sides of the same coin.
1086
01:18:27,436 --> 01:18:29,529
You knew that when I brought you in.
1087
01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:32,265
Steve, if you can't trust me,
then God help you.
1088
01:18:32,441 --> 01:18:35,433
I didn't mention anything
about trust, John.
1089
01:18:39,081 --> 01:18:40,378
There's another problem.
1090
01:18:42,984 --> 01:18:45,544
-It's Arlene and the baby.
-That's my business.
1091
01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:49,782
No, not anymore.
TIME magazine is doing another story.
1092
01:18:49,958 --> 01:18:52,222
You don't need the bad press.
Neither do we.
1093
01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:55,329
-Child's not mine.
-Steve, come on. You took a paternity test.
1094
01:18:56,164 --> 01:18:58,598
She is yours.
It's right there in the results.
1095
01:18:58,767 --> 01:19:03,261
-Paternity tests are a joke.
-She's asking for $20,000.
1096
01:19:03,438 --> 01:19:05,838
-Total, nothing more.
-Blackmail.
1097
01:19:06,007 --> 01:19:08,976
Steve, you can afford the money.
Give her what she's asking for.
1098
01:19:09,144 --> 01:19:11,874
-You should give her more.
-It's not about the damn money.
1099
01:19:12,214 --> 01:19:14,409
Well, what is it, then?
1100
01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:16,676
I don't know.
1101
01:20:08,670 --> 01:20:11,400
Mommy, there's a man here.
1102
01:20:28,423 --> 01:20:31,620
It's been what, a year?
1103
01:20:34,629 --> 01:20:38,588
-Yeah, I've been busy.
-I'm sure.
1104
01:20:40,802 --> 01:20:44,704
-Why'd you come?
-I don't know.
1105
01:20:46,741 --> 01:20:48,641
She's looking really good.
1106
01:20:54,983 --> 01:20:57,383
You should have come to see her.
1107
01:20:57,552 --> 01:21:01,613
-You could have brought her by.
-Oh, Steve.
1108
01:21:04,326 --> 01:21:06,260
Here.
1109
01:21:16,471 --> 01:21:18,405
Thank you.
1110
01:21:19,007 --> 01:21:20,998
Thank you, Lisa.
1111
01:21:57,279 --> 01:22:00,680
-Steve Jobs is killing us. Ballmer!
-Yeah?
1112
01:22:00,849 --> 01:22:02,817
This stuff is crummy. It's totally crummy.
1113
01:22:02,984 --> 01:22:05,817
-Windows was supposed to ship last year.
-We're ready for you.
1114
01:22:05,987 --> 01:22:08,455
Why do I have to do this?
I have work. This is stupid.
1115
01:22:08,623 --> 01:22:10,750
It's good PR.
It's for
The Wall Street Journal.
1116
01:22:10,926 --> 01:22:13,656
-I don't need PR.
-Can you stand a little to the left?
1117
01:22:13,828 --> 01:22:17,264
The hole in that sweater of your shirt.
Turn all the way to the right.
1118
01:22:17,432 --> 01:22:19,024
What am I, a trained seal?
1119
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:22,363
-If Apple can do this, why can't we?
-What do you want us to do?
1120
01:22:22,537 --> 01:22:24,664
-Whatever you have to.
-Meaning what, Bill?
1121
01:22:24,839 --> 01:22:26,966
Meaning ship Windows
before the snow falls.
1122
01:22:27,142 --> 01:22:29,736
-This is Seattle. It doesn't snow here.
-Whatever, Steve.
1123
01:22:29,911 --> 01:22:32,379
Mr. Gates, I think you should
take off your sweater...
1124
01:22:32,547 --> 01:22:34,674
...because it clashes
with the background.
1125
01:22:34,849 --> 01:22:37,010
The green and blue,
it's just not in these days.
1126
01:22:37,185 --> 01:22:39,176
It's not in at all.
1127
01:22:39,354 --> 01:22:42,790
Sweat stains. This is awful.
1128
01:22:49,064 --> 01:22:52,397
-I'd like to get back to work--
-I know, we're almost ready.
1129
01:22:52,567 --> 01:22:58,870
Okay, and three, two, one.
Smile, please.
1130
01:22:59,741 --> 01:23:01,868
Urgent, Mr. Gates.
1131
01:23:02,043 --> 01:23:04,807
Thank you. What's next?
1132
01:23:06,247 --> 01:23:08,078
Steve Jobs.
1133
01:23:08,416 --> 01:23:11,180
''Mr. Jobs demands you be
in his office tonight.''
1134
01:23:12,854 --> 01:23:14,845
He's getting paranoid
over what we're doing.
1135
01:23:15,290 --> 01:23:16,621
Maybe he should be.
1136
01:23:17,892 --> 01:23:19,917
Not at the pace you're going.
1137
01:23:20,095 --> 01:23:22,086
I think I had a date tonight with Ann.
1138
01:23:22,263 --> 01:23:24,288
-I thought she was away on business.
-She is.
1139
01:23:24,466 --> 01:23:26,024
Then how can you have a date?
1140
01:23:26,201 --> 01:23:30,001
Well, I go to a movie here, and then
she goes to the same movie in Denver...
1141
01:23:30,171 --> 01:23:32,799
...and then we talk on the phone
about it afterwards.
1142
01:23:32,974 --> 01:23:37,138
Jeez, Bill, I hate to see what happens
when you two have sex.
1143
01:24:20,488 --> 01:24:23,480
You're stealing from us!
1144
01:24:26,127 --> 01:24:29,460
Steve, we're not stealing from you.
So don't tell me that.
1145
01:24:30,799 --> 01:24:32,460
What the hell are you doing, then?
1146
01:24:32,634 --> 01:24:37,094
What is this that I keep hearing
about you developing this--?
1147
01:24:37,272 --> 01:24:39,866
What do you call it? Windows?
1148
01:24:40,041 --> 01:24:42,373
To compete with us?
1149
01:24:44,946 --> 01:24:49,315
-I'm not doing anything against you, Steve.
-Don't give me that crap!
1150
01:24:49,484 --> 01:24:52,783
You're pirating the software
off our Mac prototypes!
1151
01:24:52,954 --> 01:24:54,615
I trusted you.
1152
01:24:55,190 --> 01:24:59,627
If you wanna know everything
we're working on, I'll show you.
1153
01:25:07,202 --> 01:25:08,567
The weird thing was...
1154
01:25:08,736 --> 01:25:12,433
...Steve Jobs was the one guy
Bill would never yell at. It was the opposite.
1155
01:25:12,607 --> 01:25:15,838
Steve would order Bill to fly down there
and then blow up at him...
1156
01:25:16,010 --> 01:25:19,707
...but Bill, he would just wait it out,
convince Steve that we were no threat...
1157
01:25:19,881 --> 01:25:23,476
...that this Windows stuff was just
that much more smoke and mirrors...
1158
01:25:23,651 --> 01:25:25,915
...and a few hours later,
everything was fine.
1159
01:25:26,087 --> 01:25:28,146
I'm telling you, Bill's a genius at it.
1160
01:25:29,424 --> 01:25:31,688
And that's all you're working on?
1161
01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:33,388
Of course.
1162
01:25:34,295 --> 01:25:36,593
-Yeah?
-You know what else?
1163
01:25:36,898 --> 01:25:40,493
Did you read what I said in that
newspaper story on us two days ago?
1164
01:25:40,935 --> 01:25:43,961
-No. What'd you say?
-I said when your Macintosh comes out...
1165
01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:47,006
...that'd be the only computer
I'd want to buy my mom.
1166
01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:49,605
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1167
01:25:50,111 --> 01:25:52,671
Your mom, huh?
1168
01:25:52,847 --> 01:25:57,284
-It's like we're one big family, you know?
-Family?
1169
01:26:00,121 --> 01:26:01,349
You know that.
1170
01:26:05,727 --> 01:26:07,786
Family.
1171
01:26:09,364 --> 01:26:11,355
Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve!
1172
01:26:25,046 --> 01:26:26,570
Tell me something.
1173
01:26:26,748 --> 01:26:29,911
When did this stop being a business
and start being a religion?
1174
01:26:30,084 --> 01:26:31,483
Thank you for your work.
1175
01:26:31,653 --> 01:26:36,522
And remember, what we will do
in the next year...
1176
01:26:36,691 --> 01:26:39,717
...will change the way people think...
1177
01:26:39,894 --> 01:26:42,192
...and communicate.
1178
01:26:44,766 --> 01:26:46,597
Hey.
1179
01:26:46,768 --> 01:26:48,429
-Hey.
-So enjoy the revolution...
1180
01:26:48,603 --> 01:26:52,061
...which we have all created and watch....
1181
01:26:52,240 --> 01:26:54,105
You know, Steve thinks IBM's the enemy.
1182
01:26:54,275 --> 01:26:55,606
--unfolds in front of us.
1183
01:26:55,777 --> 01:26:58,041
He doesn't get it.
1184
01:26:58,213 --> 01:26:59,908
You guys are.
1185
01:27:02,984 --> 01:27:05,043
What are you talking about?
1186
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:07,950
Copies of your Windows
just started surfacing here.
1187
01:27:08,122 --> 01:27:09,612
You took our stuff, Bill.
1188
01:27:09,791 --> 01:27:13,192
You took our stuff, you fooled with it,
and you called it your own.
1189
01:27:15,430 --> 01:27:18,627
You always insult your guests like this?
1190
01:27:19,367 --> 01:27:21,528
Make no mistake.
1191
01:27:21,703 --> 01:27:25,503
We are all one big family.
1192
01:27:26,474 --> 01:27:29,602
And part of it
are our friends at Microsoft.
1193
01:27:34,249 --> 01:27:36,342
Bill?
1194
01:27:41,489 --> 01:27:43,957
Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Gates.
1195
01:27:48,296 --> 01:27:51,459
Finally, I wanna show you a preview...
1196
01:27:51,633 --> 01:27:55,296
...of the most amazing 60 seconds of film
you'll ever see.
1197
01:27:55,470 --> 01:27:57,700
And we're showing it only once...
1198
01:27:57,872 --> 01:27:59,362
...during the Super Bowl.
1199
01:27:59,540 --> 01:28:02,737
So watch and see how we handle IBM.
1200
01:28:03,244 --> 01:28:05,838
I mean Big Brother.
1201
01:28:08,316 --> 01:28:11,877
See, that commercial was interesting
in a lot of ways...
1202
01:28:12,053 --> 01:28:15,022
...because when we're at
this big hoopla at Apple...
1203
01:28:15,189 --> 01:28:18,920
...and their engineers are unpacking
all these Japanese computers...
1204
01:28:19,093 --> 01:28:21,618
...with the first copies
of our stuff, Windows...
1205
01:28:21,796 --> 01:28:25,061
...that looks a lot like their stuff....
1206
01:28:25,233 --> 01:28:27,224
I mean, if I had to pick a moment....
1207
01:28:37,278 --> 01:28:39,007
Hey...
1208
01:28:39,180 --> 01:28:41,842
...I'm getting
some pretty weird vibes here.
1209
01:28:42,016 --> 01:28:43,881
Sure we should stay around?
1210
01:28:44,652 --> 01:28:49,112
Sometimes you deal them.
Sometimes you fold them.
1211
01:28:50,858 --> 01:28:53,326
Now's not the time to fold.
1212
01:28:54,829 --> 01:28:58,390
We shall prevail.
1213
01:29:03,638 --> 01:29:06,573
I obviously made a mistake.
1214
01:29:09,143 --> 01:29:10,872
I made a mistake.
1215
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:14,373
I trusted.
1216
01:29:15,316 --> 01:29:17,580
I believed.
1217
01:29:19,053 --> 01:29:21,317
Family.
1218
01:29:23,958 --> 01:29:27,621
Maybe a Mafia family.
You turn your back, and you get whacked.
1219
01:29:27,795 --> 01:29:32,129
Our guys come back from Japan
with this NEC...
1220
01:29:33,167 --> 01:29:37,729
...and it's loaded with Microsoft programs.
Your Microsoft programs.
1221
01:29:37,905 --> 01:29:40,567
They're almost identical to ours.
1222
01:29:43,745 --> 01:29:46,475
There may be some similarities, Steve.
1223
01:29:49,517 --> 01:29:51,178
Similarities?
1224
01:29:54,589 --> 01:29:56,955
Similarities?
1225
01:29:59,193 --> 01:30:02,094
-Try theft.
-Steve, all cars have steering wheels...
1226
01:30:02,263 --> 01:30:05,664
...but no one tries to claim
that the steering wheel was their invention.
1227
01:30:05,833 --> 01:30:09,929
-We have a contract, you and I.
-Well, you should read it more carefully.
1228
01:30:10,104 --> 01:30:11,935
What is this?
1229
01:30:12,407 --> 01:30:14,807
This is like doing business with...
1230
01:30:14,976 --> 01:30:16,238
...like, a praying mantis.
1231
01:30:16,411 --> 01:30:19,471
You get seduced
and then eaten alive afterwards.
1232
01:30:19,847 --> 01:30:21,974
Get real, will you?
1233
01:30:23,651 --> 01:30:27,849
You and I are both like guys
that have this rich neighbor...
1234
01:30:28,022 --> 01:30:30,115
...Xerox...
1235
01:30:30,291 --> 01:30:32,589
...that left the door open all the time.
1236
01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:35,627
And you go sneaking in
to steal the TV set.
1237
01:30:36,030 --> 01:30:40,330
Only when you get there,
you realize that I got there first.
1238
01:30:40,501 --> 01:30:42,867
I got the loot, Steve!
1239
01:30:43,638 --> 01:30:45,401
And you're yelling?
1240
01:30:45,573 --> 01:30:48,201
''That's not fair.
1241
01:30:48,376 --> 01:30:51,470
I wanted to try to steal it first.''
1242
01:30:57,118 --> 01:30:59,245
You're too late.
1243
01:31:05,726 --> 01:31:08,092
We're better than you are.
1244
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:16,964
-We have better stuff.
-You don't get it, Steve.
1245
01:31:18,039 --> 01:31:20,633
That doesn't matter.
1246
01:31:38,993 --> 01:31:42,724
You know, like a lot of things,
there always seems to be one last time.
1247
01:31:42,897 --> 01:31:45,127
For us, it was when we all
came together again...
1248
01:31:45,299 --> 01:31:48,029
...for this big party
Steve threw for his 30th birthday.
1249
01:31:48,202 --> 01:31:50,227
It was just one of those things.
1250
01:31:50,404 --> 01:31:53,202
You know, where you try really hard
to make something work...
1251
01:31:53,374 --> 01:31:55,672
...but somehow it just doesn't.
1252
01:31:55,843 --> 01:31:58,971
And maybe you should have known it
all along.
1253
01:32:02,950 --> 01:32:06,477
-Is that really Ella Fitzgerald?
-I have absolutely no idea.
1254
01:32:09,757 --> 01:32:11,657
You hear the kind of food
they're serving?
1255
01:32:11,826 --> 01:32:14,420
-Salmon mousse, goat's cheese.
-I can't eat that stuff.
1256
01:32:14,595 --> 01:32:17,826
-Why don't we go to Denny's?
-Is that Joan Baez with him?
1257
01:32:17,999 --> 01:32:19,796
Wait, wait. Who's Joan Baez?
1258
01:32:21,035 --> 01:32:23,162
-Hi.
-John.
1259
01:32:29,610 --> 01:32:31,942
I need to talk to you. It's important.
1260
01:32:32,113 --> 01:32:34,411
Okay, John. Excuse me.
1261
01:32:39,487 --> 01:32:42,547
We've got a problem.
We've been asked to make a toast to Steve.
1262
01:32:42,723 --> 01:32:47,126
Me? Toast Steve? No way, man.
Not after what's happened. No way.
1263
01:32:47,295 --> 01:32:51,254
Oh, John, don't look at me. I--
Mike, you do it.
1264
01:32:51,432 --> 01:32:55,027
After the past few months?
I don't think so.
1265
01:32:55,636 --> 01:32:58,503
John, you're the one.
1266
01:32:58,673 --> 01:33:02,632
-No. Not now. Absolutely no way.
-Why not?
1267
01:33:03,010 --> 01:33:05,979
-Look, Steve thinks I'm his....
-He thinks you're what?
1268
01:33:16,257 --> 01:33:18,885
Ladies and gentlemen, a toast.
1269
01:33:19,193 --> 01:33:21,218
To a remarkable man.
1270
01:33:21,395 --> 01:33:23,226
A man who brought me
to this company...
1271
01:33:23,731 --> 01:33:26,962
...without whom none of this tonight
would ever have happened.
1272
01:33:27,134 --> 01:33:31,730
Steve Jobs, truly a guiding light.
A man who sees the future.
1273
01:33:31,906 --> 01:33:33,134
-Hear, hear!
-Steve.
1274
01:33:33,307 --> 01:33:34,604
Happy birthday!
1275
01:33:40,881 --> 01:33:44,339
It's weird, but sometimes you find things
that are more important to you...
1276
01:33:44,518 --> 01:33:48,352
...than the things you think are important.
You know what I mean?
1277
01:33:48,522 --> 01:33:51,355
Maybe it's just getting older.
1278
01:33:53,127 --> 01:33:57,325
Okay, guys. Let's see how we did.
1279
01:33:58,699 --> 01:33:59,927
That's a good one.
1280
01:34:11,812 --> 01:34:13,370
It's true.
1281
01:34:14,715 --> 01:34:18,708
We're learning about the size of the sun
versus the size of the Earth.
1282
01:34:31,032 --> 01:34:32,465
Hi, Steve.
1283
01:34:32,633 --> 01:34:36,399
I think it's gonna be really interesting,
I mean, you and me together.
1284
01:34:36,804 --> 01:34:38,635
Yeah.
1285
01:34:40,608 --> 01:34:42,599
It is.
1286
01:36:41,962 --> 01:36:43,953
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