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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:16,050 [air whips] 4 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,693 [whimsical music plays] 5 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:47,781 Whoa! Got a couple bogies on my tail! 6 00:00:50,118 --> 00:00:52,986 -I'm gonna get you! -Gonna tear you up good! 7 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:54,855 Oh, no! He's still back there! 8 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,825 [Rottweilers growl] 9 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,161 I'm gonna die! 10 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:02,530 -[whimpers] -[panting] 11 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,932 -He's fast! -I mean, can't we all just get along? 12 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,169 [laughs] Suckers. 13 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,004 -He's over there. -Get him! 14 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,447 Thor: No one makes a fool of Thor and Damien 15 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,914 and lives! Yeah! 16 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,416 Damien: Yeah. 17 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:24,985 [circus music plays] 18 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:28,222 [clown chuckling] 19 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:30,324 Whoa. 20 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:37,131 [panting] 21 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:39,567 Wha-- Oh, uh-oh. 22 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,935 [chuckling] 23 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:45,706 Whoa, too fast, down shift, down shift. 24 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,311 Damien: Oh, hey! Slow down, you! 25 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:55,483 -Chihuahua: Oh. -Child: Hey, check it out! 26 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:57,185 -Hey, kids, how's it going? -Kids: Whoa! 27 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:58,852 -Kids: Whoa! Hey! -Thor: Hey! 28 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:00,621 -Chihuahua: Whoa. -Look at 'em go! 29 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:03,123 -Thor: Hey, wait up! -Chihuahua: Whoa! 30 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:05,058 -[kids giggle] - [puppy chuckles] 31 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:06,460 [kids shouting] 32 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:08,562 Alley-oop! 33 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:10,198 Carrot cake, my favorite! 34 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:11,999 Chihuahua: Whoa! 35 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:14,134 [laughing] 36 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,037 [gasps] 37 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:21,675 [groans] 38 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:22,976 [laughing] 39 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:24,478 [growling] 40 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:27,381 Thor: Ooh, I heard clowns taste like chicken! 41 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:28,882 -Get him! -[clown gasps] 42 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,418 -[shoes squeaking] -[panting] 43 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:32,085 Whoo! Hello? 44 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:34,422 -Huh? -[kids chatter] 45 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:37,491 -[squeaking] -You better run, clowny. 46 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:38,892 [growling] 47 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:40,861 Hey, fellas, where're you going? 48 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,963 [shoes squeaking] 49 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,666 [snarling] 50 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:51,038 -[barking] -[screams] 51 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:55,108 [laughs] Hey, you clowns, over here. 52 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:57,110 -[barks] -Hey, there goes our lunch. 53 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:58,446 -Damien: Oh yeah, hurry up. 54 00:02:58,479 --> 00:02:59,747 He's getting away, man. 55 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,550 [mimics airplane] 56 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:05,653 -Whoa! -Got ya! 57 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,422 Thor: Let me out of here! 58 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:10,023 Damien: Oh, it's muy, muy, muy mal. 59 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:12,826 [Chihuahua barks] 60 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:16,430 [barking] 61 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:18,732 Hey, little doggie, good boy. 62 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:20,834 -[barking] -Come on, little doggie. 63 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:23,103 -Atta' boy, just stay still. -[growling] 64 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:24,805 -Come here, doggie. -Okay. 65 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:25,906 [screams] 66 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,508 [muffled] Make a run for it, fellas! 67 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:30,444 Thor: Thanks, pal, we owe you one. 68 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:32,012 -[dogcatcher screams] -Don't mention it. 69 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,814 I'll just hang out back here. 70 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:37,685 [screaming] 71 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:40,621 -[door creaks closed] -[keys jingle] 72 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:42,423 [lock clanking echoes] 73 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:47,027 Male Basset: Somebody get me... 74 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,430 -out... of here! -Prim Female: What is that terrible smell? 75 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:52,300 -Darling, do something. -Prim Male: I demand to see a lawyer. 76 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,402 -Really! -Male Dog: Hey, when do we eat, huh? 77 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,437 I'm starving. Throw me a bone or something, huh? 78 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,871 Hey, hey, I'm innocent, I tell ya'. I'm innocent. 79 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,673 It was all a big mistake. It was just a nip. 80 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:00,941 I never even broke the skin. 81 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,410 Okay, now look, if we use the air vent, 82 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:04,612 we can be out of here before sunrise. 83 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:05,979 [sighs] 84 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,214 Well, ol' boy, 85 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,483 you really done it to yourself this time-- 86 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:11,985 the slammer. 87 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:14,322 It's one thing to break out of a backyard, 88 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:15,689 but this-- 89 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,725 I should have stayed with that last kid. 90 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,259 Having cans tied to my tail 91 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,794 doesn't seem so bad now. 92 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,696 -[sighs] -[door opens] 93 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:25,866 [woman through P.A.] Please bring the papers up on the schnauzer mix. 94 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,843 Hello! Anybody home? 95 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:40,848 [over P.A.] We need a clean-up in kennel eight. 96 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,783 [sighs] 97 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:50,724 [bell rings] 98 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:54,895 Hi. 99 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,029 -May I help you? -Hm-hmm. 100 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,132 -Psst, hey you! -Who, me? 101 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,168 Yeah, listen, I'm gonna break out of here. 102 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,771 -Break out of here! -Yeah, just listen, listen. 103 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,573 Okay, we're gonna get out of here tonight. 104 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:07,274 We're leaving. [snickers] 105 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,009 Chihuahua: You mean you want to take me with you? 106 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,344 Mutt: Look, will you just-- Will you just-- 107 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:12,112 Stop looking at me, will you? They're gonna get suspicious. 108 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,547 I'm not looking at you. I'm not. 109 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:15,516 Mutt: Don't be so obvious. You understand? 110 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:16,684 -[whistles] -Chihuahua: Okay. 111 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:17,885 Mutt: Someone's coming. Someone's coming. 112 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,853 Now here is a nice friend. 113 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:21,589 -She's very gentle. -Oh, no, no, no. 114 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:24,458 This won't do. I'm looking for a small kitty. 115 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:28,095 Oh, I thought you wanted a dog. 116 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,296 Basset: Meow. 117 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,902 Chihuahua: Uh-oh. It's diaper man. 118 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:37,371 -[mutt laughs] -Basset: Spare the diaper. 119 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,712 Dogcatcher: Remember me? 120 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:48,015 Don't I get a last request or something? 121 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,620 - Uh ... -Dead dog walking. 122 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,254 This is getting kind of serious. 123 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,757 -[Dogcatcher laughs] -Mutt: So long, pal. 124 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,059 You can have my collar. I won't be needing it. 125 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:02,095 And you, you can have my fleas. 126 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:04,231 Golden Retriever: [laughs] Oh, thanks. 127 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:06,834 Hey, Max, I got about a dozen bones 128 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,602 buried under the old oak tree in the park. 129 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,037 They're all yours. 130 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:12,072 Well, so long, fellas. 131 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,107 -Here we go. - Huh? 132 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:16,877 -This is more like it. -But you said you wanted-- 133 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,012 I know what I said. I want this one. 134 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,615 Oh, boy! A grandmother! 135 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:23,684 I finally get to snuggle up on a crocheted mat 136 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,085 in front of a fireplace. 137 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,320 -Male Dog: What a lucky dog. -Deal's off, guys! 138 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:29,256 Stay away from my stuff or I'll kill you. 139 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:30,958 -Grr, grr. -You'll like him. 140 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,560 -He's sweet. - Ciao, diaper boy. 141 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,862 No, he's not for me. I'm getting him for my granddaughter. 142 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,597 What? A kid? 143 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:39,433 Oh, put me back. Please, please put me back! 144 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:41,902 Hmm, kind of a strange-looking kitty. 145 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,104 Help! Help! Please! 146 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,907 -[engine revs] -[tires squeal] 147 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,408 Man: Hey, slow down! 148 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:50,177 [man mutters] 149 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:56,083 Hey, how fast you going? 150 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,586 No peeking, kitty. 151 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,688 You're supposed to be a surprise for Hayley. 152 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:03,256 I'll be mincemeat surprise if you don't slow down. 153 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,041 [sighs] 154 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,416 Hi, my name's Stephen. What's yours? 155 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,786 What's that? "The Scarlet Pimpernel"? 156 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:34,488 What's it about? 157 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:35,889 Sounds cool. 158 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:37,825 You're new, huh? 159 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:39,727 Everyone at school thinks you're stuck up, 160 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,261 but I don't. I think you're nice. 161 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,996 Bye. 162 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,197 [car honks] 163 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:46,466 Hi, Hayley. 164 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:56,276 [tires screech] 165 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,477 [people muttering] 166 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:58,912 Uh-oh, we got company. 167 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:01,148 - Ow! Ow! -Sorry, kitty. 168 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:02,449 -[huffs] -[crowd clamoring] 169 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,685 Man: Ms. Jeffries, Ms. Jeffries, Ms. Jeffries, over here. 170 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,153 Can I ask you a quick question, please? 171 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,821 [overlapping speech] 172 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,890 I have no comment. 173 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,191 [clamoring] 174 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,060 I have no comment. Leave me alone. 175 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,494 Are you hounded by the IRS? 176 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:17,364 Are you going to give in to the harassment by the IRS, Mrs. Jeffries? 177 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:19,166 I am not. I have no comment. 178 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:20,467 I have nothing to say to you. 179 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,136 Please, leave me and get off my property. 180 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,938 Reporter: The money is the important part 181 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:26,940 and the viewers need to know what's gong on here. 182 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:29,309 [clamoring continues] 183 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,122 [television turns on] 184 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:18,258 This is KPJK coming to you live from the Jeffries mansion 185 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,326 where Ethel Jeffries, 186 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:20,928 the owner of a chain of bakeries... 187 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,495 Cameraman: Hey, there's someone in there! 188 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:24,932 -Man: Oh, yeah? -Hey, little girl! 189 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,800 -Come here! Come here! -No, don't shut the window. 190 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,235 Don't shut it! 191 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:33,206 The IRS has no idea exactly how much those profits are. 192 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,777 The IRS has asked Mrs. Jeffries if they could search her house 193 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,979 to verify the amounts of profits she claimed, 194 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,513 but she has denied their request. 195 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:42,182 Woman: Please tell us what's going on! 196 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:43,483 -Mrs. Jeffries! -If you could-- 197 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,686 Mrs. Jeffries, good afternoon. 198 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,855 I'm Special Agent Bruce Mechanic. 199 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,790 This is Special Agent Ellen Meiser. 200 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,792 We're from the Fresno office of the IRS. 201 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,561 I've already told you my money stays where it is. 202 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,896 Now get off my property. 203 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,665 The old lady's loaded? 204 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,636 * Dreams do come true 205 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:05,038 [laughing] I'm rich! 206 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:06,339 -Whoohoo! -[gun clicks] 207 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,441 It's a giant rat! Giant rat! 208 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,210 -What? -Put the gun away, Agent Meiser. 209 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:13,246 Remember, we're from the new, kinder, gentler 210 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,447 Internal Revenue Service. 211 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,284 That's right. I forgot. 212 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,786 Mechanic: Oh, we'll be back, Ms. Jeffries, 213 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,153 with a court order. 214 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,288 You do that. 215 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,826 Reporter: A kinder gentler IRS 216 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,061 or wolves in sheep's clothing? 217 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:29,562 I'll be back with the full story 218 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:30,898 right after this break. 219 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,400 Hayley, where are you, honey? 220 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,936 Hi, Grandma, you were just on TV. 221 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,171 I hope they captured my good side. 222 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,372 Hayley: I guess so. 223 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:40,774 I wasn't paying attention. 224 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,142 -I was reading. -Reading? 225 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,577 Well, I hope if was a Nancy Drew mystery. 226 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,513 No, "Les Miserables." 227 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,281 Hmm, well, I guess it could be worse. 228 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,083 It could be "Lady Chatterley's Lover." 229 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,885 No, I read that last year. 230 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,653 -You did? -Hm-hmm. 231 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,091 [sighs] 232 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,293 I, um-- I bought you a present. 233 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,330 I don't want any more presents. 234 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,832 You know, Hayley, 235 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:07,634 it's been six months since your parents died. 236 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,871 I can't expect you not to be sad, sweetheart, 237 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,973 but to stay locked in your room 238 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,743 morning, noon, and night reading, it really worries me. 239 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:18,478 "The love of learning, the sequestered nooks, 240 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,447 and all the sweet serenity of books..." 241 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,349 Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. 242 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,554 You know your parents would want you to be happy. 243 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,189 So do I. 244 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,959 Thanks for trying to cheer me up, Grandma. 245 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:38,065 Look, I know that you like kitties. 246 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,567 So I went to the pound and I bought you one. 247 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,869 Where? 248 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,937 Surprise! How you doin', babe? 249 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,306 [screams] 250 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,041 Hey, come back. I'm better than a cat. 251 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,643 So I'm short. What's the big deal about size anyway? 252 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,179 Isn't that sweet? 253 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,847 They're playing already. 254 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,515 Reporter: Ethel Jeffries, 255 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,985 millionaire owner of a cash-only bakery chain, 256 00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:01,554 the IRS says she must deposit all of those millions 257 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,957 so she doesn't cheat the government out of taxes. 258 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,993 She claims that if she wants to keep all the money 259 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,961 in her house, it's her business. 260 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:10,363 Yesterday, she was quoted as saying, 261 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:13,233 "In spite of all the pressure the IRS is putting on me 262 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,434 "and my bakeries, 263 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,636 the dough must go on." 264 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,605 -And now for sports... -Thanks for the tip, buddy. 265 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:19,907 Let's go to-- 266 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,276 So we gonna rob her bakeries? 267 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,746 What? Are you stupid or something? 268 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,381 Well... 269 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,682 yeah. 270 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,553 She's got millions stashed in her house. 271 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,923 This is gonna be like taking candy from a baby, 272 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,858 like shooting fish in a barrel! 273 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,759 Think about it, ding-a-ling! 274 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,929 Yeah. 275 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,698 If she's got millions in her house, 276 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:48,435 then she must have a whole load of cash 277 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,004 in every one of those stores. 278 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,842 Ow! Ow! 279 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,044 Cut it out, Stu. 280 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,079 I'm trying to cook breakfast over here. 281 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,348 -Is my bacon ready yet? -[sizzling] 282 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,016 Ow, ow! 283 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,751 -[sputtering] -Gah! 284 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,486 [spitting] 285 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,555 [hacking] 286 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,693 [gags] 287 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,029 -[pops] -[hissing] 288 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,467 Hey, I'm getting hungry back here. 289 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,935 [gargles] 290 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,004 [coughing] 291 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,672 [hissing stops] 292 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,509 [gasps] 293 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,447 You can make your own darn eggs. 294 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,050 I think I will. 295 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,855 Top notch, Louie. 296 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,823 Top notch. 297 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,560 [slurps] 298 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,828 [groans] 299 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,501 What a lovely backyard. 300 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,570 So peaceful and quiet, too quiet. 301 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,112 -[gunfire] -I smell Charlie company. 302 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,047 I'm going in. 303 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,384 [sniffing] 304 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,659 What? What? 305 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,760 [gunfire] 306 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,030 What in the-- 307 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,165 I shouldn't be here. 308 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,000 -[gunshot] -Come on. 309 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,601 Gather yourself together. 310 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,670 -[panting] -[gunfire] 311 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,706 -It's hot. -[gunfire continues] 312 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,841 What? 313 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:38,511 I can tell they're near, but where are you guys? 314 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,713 -[shouts] -[cat yowls] 315 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,382 [overlapping shouts] 316 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,717 Ow! Ow! Guys! 317 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,656 [barks] 318 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,392 I'll pulverize you! 319 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,826 I'll mincemeat out of you. 320 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,328 Don't make me come up there! 321 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,464 -Grr, grr. -Siamese 1: Oh, yeah, pulverize what? 322 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,966 My tail? Ha ha! 323 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,068 You're more like a hot dog than a real dog. 324 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,636 -Hey. -Siamese 2: Hot dog? That very funny. 325 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,005 Siamese 1: You shut up! 326 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,940 Let's jump this rat and stick him in a box. 327 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,175 Siamese 2: Yeah, with the mustard. 328 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,343 What are you two doing on my turf anyway? 329 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:11,511 Siamese 1: On your turf? 330 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,047 Everyone knows we run this neighborhood. 331 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,583 Siamese 2: Yeah, yeah, what she said, you tough guy. 332 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,351 You two have a serious attitude problem. 333 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,120 Siamese 1: Yeah, go chase your tail! 334 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,354 Siamese 2: Yeah, scram, you hot dog. 335 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,023 Oh, go hack up a couple fur balls. 336 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,724 -What a jerk! -Yeah. 337 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,593 Although, I kinda like him. 338 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,596 Typical cats, always scratching and clawing. 339 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,864 Why do the neighbors always have to be so spooky? 340 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,233 Huh. 341 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,085 [car honks] 342 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,259 [knocking] 343 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,898 -Yes? -Hi, Mrs. Jeffries. 344 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,867 Sorry, do I know you? 345 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,003 It's me-- Lucretia. 346 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:12,539 Oh! Yes, Lucretia. 347 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,607 Come on in. 348 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,276 I thought you were a redhead. 349 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,411 That's when I wanted to be a fashion model. 350 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,846 This is the new me. 351 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,914 My boyfriend Drac says that models 352 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,851 have sold out to the imperialist corporate parasite. 353 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,686 I've decided to go goth. 354 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,191 Well, that's very interesting, dear. 355 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,726 You do look a little different. 356 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,927 That's the idea. 357 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,863 When me and my friends turn eighteen, 358 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,431 we're all gonna get our bellybutton's pierced 359 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,966 to show our individualism. 360 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,000 [screams] 361 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,702 Mrs. Jeffries, you've got rats! 362 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,137 Where? Where? 363 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,805 Hey, be nice. 364 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,507 Oh, that's not a rat. 365 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,176 That's Haley's new kitty. 366 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,547 Oh my gosh. I'm late for my rehearsal. 367 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,249 You know the phone numbers 368 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,550 and you know where Hayley is. 369 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,352 -Up in her room reading. -Reading. 370 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,688 I'm gonna take my bike 371 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:05,058 and you just help yourself to anything in the fridge. 372 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,959 Bye-bye. 373 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,232 Move! Move! 374 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,000 What's your name, anyway? 375 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,602 Mickey Rat? 376 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,570 What's yours? Turd face? 377 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,580 [knocks] 378 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:28,981 Hayley? 379 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,350 [knocks] 380 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,551 Hayley? 381 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,988 Hey, I'm talking to you. 382 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,259 Who are you? 383 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,394 It's me. Lucretia. 384 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,663 I thought you were a redhead. 385 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,899 Well, I'm not, so I'll be downstairs 386 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,102 and then I might go outside for some fresh air. 387 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,504 So you can make out with your boyfriend? 388 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:54,374 -What? -Nothing. Good night. 389 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,517 [engine starts] 390 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,889 [engine revs] 391 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,833 Okay, she's gone. 392 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,203 The house is empty. 393 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,671 I hope. 394 00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,440 Here, write this down. 395 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,476 Granny leaves on motorcycle 396 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:35,081 with saxophone at, uh, 1947. 397 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,549 Nineteen? 398 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,018 Huh? 399 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,321 It's military time, you idiot. 400 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,156 Just write it down. 401 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,658 1947. 402 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,093 What? 403 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,062 7:47. 404 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,798 Jumbo jet? 405 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,268 Ow! Ow! 406 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:57,737 Okay! 407 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,274 Here, hold this! 408 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,612 -[sizzling] -Oh, Ohh! It's hot! 409 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,414 It's hot! 410 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,416 [gasping] 411 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,085 Whoo! Ah! Ah! 412 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:16,856 [groans] 413 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,291 Uh-oh. 414 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:22,462 -[screaming] -[clattering] 415 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,201 [music from TV] 416 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,404 [dramatic music] 417 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,675 [screeching] 418 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,710 You all right? 419 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,812 [spooky music plays] 420 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,751 -[punching] -Man: Emily! 421 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,286 [man screams] 422 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:49,155 -[crunching] -[screaming] 423 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,225 [screaming continues] 424 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,126 -Mwuahahaha! -[shrieks] 425 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,962 -[laughs] -You stupid idiot. 426 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,497 You scared me half to death. 427 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,632 [laughs] You should have seen your face. 428 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:02,101 It was classic. 429 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,271 You do that again and I'll smack you. 430 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,072 How'd you get in here, anyway? 431 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,241 [muffled] Uh, your back door was unlocked. 432 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,043 You know, you guys really 433 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,545 should lock your doors at night. 434 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,981 You never know what kind of creature 435 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,849 might be lurking in the dark. 436 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,151 [inhales] 437 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,653 Gross. 438 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,723 Come here. 439 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,558 Give me a kiss. 440 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,628 I told you. No kissing in the house. 441 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,197 Why not? It's not like someone's gonna see... 442 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,933 except for maybe him. 443 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,302 What's happening, hot stuff? 444 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,337 Eww, get away from me! 445 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,306 What is it? Do my feet stink? 446 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:43,242 Lucretia, real goth chicks don't say things like "eww." 447 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,712 -Yeah. -Well, look at him. He's freaky. 448 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,747 -Look who's talking. -He's just a giant rat. 449 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,716 What? You too? 450 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,217 I think he's kinda cool. 451 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,652 Aw, that's what I'm talking about. 452 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,755 -[TV clicks] -Hey, I was watching that. 453 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,724 What are you doing? "Home Alone"'s almost on. 454 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,359 I love that little Macaulay guy. 455 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,538 Siamese 2: So what do you think? 456 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:12,672 We jump him or what? 457 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,607 Siamese 1: Nah, stupid. 458 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:15,942 We like cat burglars. 459 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,910 Hey, you smell that? 460 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,447 That short guy smell kinda like a burrito. 461 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,983 Both: Ahhh, burrito! 462 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,759 [sniffing] I'm famished. 463 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,528 Hey, come back. 464 00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:36,663 [barks] 465 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:39,098 -[whimpers] -I think you better stay here and wait 466 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,400 for her to cool off. 467 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:43,002 Hey, buddy, how about some of that pop... 468 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,637 corn? 469 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:45,838 [huffs] 470 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,715 Whew! Well, it'll take some work, 471 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,117 but I'll figure out a way to open up that thing. 472 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,288 Open sesame. 473 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,593 [laughs] Yeah, baby. 474 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:13,099 Salami, chitterlings, lobster, 475 00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:14,601 pork butt! 476 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,369 Wait, no pork butt? 477 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,678 Cat food? 478 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,013 -Yuck! -[glass clinking] 479 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:28,548 What was that? 480 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,417 [whispering] Sorry. 481 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,018 [straining] 482 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,486 [sniffing] 483 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,687 I don't hear anything, but... 484 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:35,888 [sniffing] 485 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,890 it smells like a burrito out there. 486 00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:39,291 [gasping] 487 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:41,060 I better check the windows. 488 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,930 -[electrical surge] -[grunting] 489 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:48,435 [screaming] 490 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:51,504 Looks secure. 491 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:52,705 I'll check out back. 492 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:02,982 -[whispering] -[giggling] 493 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,765 Huh, nobody here either. 494 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:21,434 Must be losing my touch. 495 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,638 Now where was I? Oh, yeah, cat food. 496 00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:26,873 -[wood clattering] -[gasps] 497 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,908 That time I'm sure I heard something. 498 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:37,484 Hmm, nothing. 499 00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:40,252 Oh well. 500 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,055 [wood breaks] 501 00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,292 [grunting] 502 00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:51,764 Did you see the size of that rat? 503 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,433 Let's go. 504 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,438 This is humiliating. 505 00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:01,273 If the guys back in the old neighborhood 506 00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:02,542 knew I was eating cat food, 507 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:04,276 I'd never hear the end of it. 508 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:06,813 Actually, it's not that bad. 509 00:24:10,349 --> 00:24:11,684 Ew, I hate rats. 510 00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:14,386 I just get all funny whenever I see one. 511 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:17,356 Aw, shut up, Louie, act like a man. 512 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,496 Spider! [shrieks] 513 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,998 [muffled screams] 514 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,268 What was that, Drac? 515 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:35,107 It was probably Hayley's pet rat. 516 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:38,845 Come on, Lucretia! 517 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:40,980 If you want to be a high Gothic elite... 518 00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:43,516 [inhaler puffs] 519 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:46,152 you have to relish in the dark. 520 00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:48,087 Be strong. 521 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,121 [grunts] 522 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:50,823 Get your hand off my leg. 523 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:55,762 [farts] Oops. 524 00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:59,431 [farts] Ugh, this is some powerful stuff. 525 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:03,903 It's locked. 526 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:11,844 Louie, stick your head down in that doggie door 527 00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:13,112 and take a look-see. 528 00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:14,881 Well, why do I always have to do that? 529 00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:18,484 What if there's some big nasty old dog in there? 530 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,954 If there's a big nasty old dog in there, 531 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:23,289 I'll stick my head in. 532 00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:24,691 So get down there and take a look. 533 00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:28,561 Oh. 534 00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:30,229 Okay. 535 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,936 -[farts] -[sniffing] 536 00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:39,471 -Eww! -Get back in there! 537 00:25:39,505 --> 00:25:41,473 Huh? Hey! 538 00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:45,377 [screams] 539 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:48,915 Rat! 540 00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:50,650 Louie! 541 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:53,185 I heard something that time. 542 00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:57,023 It was nothing. 543 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,358 -[grunts] Hey! That-- -Shh! 544 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,427 Rat! 545 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:05,898 -[barks] -[screams] 546 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:07,934 -[screaming] -Did you invite your friends again? 547 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,301 No, I swear. 548 00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:10,536 I mean... 549 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,071 [dramatically] no. 550 00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:17,710 [screaming] 551 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,321 Louie! 552 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,893 Ohh! 553 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:36,629 Good luck catching that van, fat boy! 554 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,102 Aww, man, they need to put an elevator in here. 555 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,207 Classical again? 556 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,743 Girl, what you need is some Snoop Dog. 557 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:51,944 He's the bomb. 558 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,513 Well, Hayley's okay. 559 00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:56,048 What could those two be after? 560 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:58,084 I'll tell you one thing-- 561 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,787 if they come back, I'll be ready for 'em. 562 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:06,358 Doors, check. 563 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:09,762 Windows, check. 564 00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,532 Right flank, clear. 565 00:27:13,565 --> 00:27:15,601 Left flank, clear. 566 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:18,137 Perimeter check, complete. 567 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:19,972 Everything seems to check out. 568 00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:25,144 Chihuahua- one. Intruders- zero. 569 00:27:49,635 --> 00:27:51,170 [door opens] 570 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,482 [rustling] 571 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,952 Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty. 572 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,388 How was your rehearsal? 573 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:11,590 Oh, I think we're gonna be ready for next Saturday. 574 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:14,393 The new base player kept up with us no problem. 575 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:18,898 Hey. 576 00:28:18,931 --> 00:28:20,266 It's 8:00. 577 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:21,968 You don't want to sleep the whole weekend away, 578 00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:23,936 -do you? -Grandma, 579 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:26,472 I don't know about Lucretia babysitting me. 580 00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:28,040 Oh, honey. 581 00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:31,610 Try not to be too critical of Lucretia. 582 00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:34,280 She-- she's just trying to find her own way. 583 00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:36,615 Couldn't she find her way somewhere else? 584 00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:40,352 You know, Hayley, if you could just make a small effort 585 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:42,388 to accept her way of expressing herself, 586 00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:44,190 you'd find she's a very sweet girl. 587 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,795 Okay? 588 00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:50,396 Okay, Grandma. 589 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:56,235 Breakfast is ready when you are. 590 00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:58,504 I'm making sausages. Your favorite. 591 00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:00,439 Thanks, Grandma. 592 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:04,777 [classical music plays] 593 00:29:05,878 --> 00:29:07,179 Hey, Hayley, what's going on? 594 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,322 [whines] 595 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:18,357 -[barks] -[screams] 596 00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:19,258 Ahh! 597 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:20,392 Quit doing that. 598 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,028 It really scares the heck out of me. 599 00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:26,398 Out, out. 600 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,235 Aw, come on, kid. I'm trying to make friends here. 601 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,503 I promise I won't lick your face. 602 00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:32,671 Out, dog. 603 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:34,106 All right, I'll get. 604 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:36,642 Hey, you called me a dog! 605 00:29:36,675 --> 00:29:38,744 Well, now, that's a good sign. Maybe we could-- 606 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:43,049 Ethel: Here, kitty, kitty. Come and get it. 607 00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:45,717 Oh, boy! Grandma's cooking! 608 00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:47,019 Oh, I'm famished. 609 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:48,387 -You're just gonna love it. - Here I come. 610 00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:49,956 -Come on. -I'm right here. 611 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,492 There you are. I've been looking for you everywhere. 612 00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:55,194 -I brought you something. -[squeaking] 613 00:29:57,997 --> 00:29:59,465 Oh, brother. 614 00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:00,867 Well, aren't you gonna play with it? 615 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,801 [sighs] If I must. 616 00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:12,979 -[missile falling] -We got to end this war. 617 00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:14,013 [gunfire] 618 00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:20,186 [gunfire] 619 00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:22,588 Grr. 620 00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:24,490 [helicopter whirs] 621 00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:30,963 -[creature roars] -What's that? 622 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:32,431 [gunfire continues] 623 00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:42,975 -[cats roar] -Not again! 624 00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:44,944 Ow! Guys, liste-- Ow! 625 00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:47,346 -Hey! -[giggling] 626 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:50,482 You want a piece of me? Come on, come on! 627 00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:53,619 Siamese 1: A piece is about all that is left of you, hot dog. 628 00:30:53,652 --> 00:30:55,321 But I brought you a toy. 629 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,924 Siamese 1: Oh, I like toys. 630 00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,591 Both: Shut up! Shut up! 631 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:01,460 I was kinda hoping you could help me with the girl. 632 00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:04,096 Siamese 1: Ah, so the lady's man needs help, huh? 633 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:05,431 You're worthless. 634 00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:07,666 What do you mean? I just gave you a cat toy. 635 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,936 I'll bring you every toy the lady buys me. 636 00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:11,137 Come on. 637 00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:13,239 Siamese 1: Like we really want your hand-me-downs. 638 00:31:13,272 --> 00:31:15,707 Siamese 2: Yeah, reject from a reject. 639 00:31:15,741 --> 00:31:17,243 If you wasn't a cat, I'd-- 640 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:21,080 -Grr. -Hey, we once licked the bottom of her bare feet. 641 00:31:21,113 --> 00:31:23,349 -Really? -She liked that a lot. 642 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:27,119 Siamese 2: Yeah, maybe she like it if you do it. 643 00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:28,787 That's a great idea. 644 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,256 I'll go try it right now. 645 00:31:30,289 --> 00:31:33,125 What a moron. He'll believe anything. 646 00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:34,793 What an ignoramus! 647 00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:36,028 [giggling] 648 00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:38,230 [Hayley screams] 649 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:40,366 Hayley: Out, dog. 650 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:42,401 -[door closes] -Hayley: Yuck. 651 00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:48,040 [barks] 652 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:50,476 [barks] 653 00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:51,610 Come on, come on. 654 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:52,778 Let's go! Let's go. 655 00:31:52,811 --> 00:31:54,280 Let's get this baby in the air. 656 00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:04,123 We have lift-off! 657 00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:05,924 [giggles] Yeah, baby. 658 00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:11,863 Uh, uh, uh. 659 00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:13,899 Houston, we have a problem. 660 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:18,904 [screams] 661 00:32:24,410 --> 00:32:25,544 I can't hold it! 662 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:27,946 She's breaking up! She's breaking up! 663 00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:30,449 [screams] 664 00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:38,824 How many frequent flier feet was that? 665 00:32:38,857 --> 00:32:40,692 That must have been at least 100 feet. 666 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,133 How'd he get way over there? 667 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,301 Hmm. 668 00:33:02,881 --> 00:33:03,915 [loud bang] 669 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:08,920 Okay, Louie, I say we hit this place Saturday night. 670 00:33:08,954 --> 00:33:11,390 Saturday's laundry night. 671 00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:13,192 Shut up, Louie. 672 00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:16,395 After this job, we'll be able to pay somebody to do our laundry. 673 00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:17,529 [scoffs] 674 00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:19,365 No one's doing my undies. 675 00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:22,801 -[scoffs] -Louie, no one's gonna care 676 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,603 about your dirty undies. 677 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:33,145 Mom cared. 678 00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:36,882 Why am I having this conversation? 679 00:33:36,915 --> 00:33:38,984 I want to be talking about the money, 680 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,686 not your underwear. 681 00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:42,221 Well, you started it. 682 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:46,358 [Louie farts] 683 00:33:46,392 --> 00:33:47,959 [Stu laughs] 684 00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:51,197 [both chuckle] 685 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:54,366 [screams] 686 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,803 [groaning scream] 687 00:33:57,836 --> 00:33:59,438 Ow! 688 00:33:59,471 --> 00:34:01,607 Now do you have dirty undies? 689 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,275 Man, you are mean to me. 690 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,682 Hayley: Little dog. 691 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,189 Hey, Hayley, you awake? What's going on? 692 00:34:18,824 --> 00:34:20,892 Hey, dog, come here. 693 00:34:20,926 --> 00:34:22,261 Hey, kid, what's up? 694 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:23,829 Come on, I got something for you. 695 00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:25,931 -Really? -[metal door opens] 696 00:34:25,964 --> 00:34:29,235 -Uh-oh. -Remember me? 697 00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:35,207 [screams] 698 00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:36,908 Huh? Oh. 699 00:34:36,942 --> 00:34:39,845 I got to lay off that spicy cat food before bed. 700 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,681 Seems nice and quiet. 701 00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:47,286 -Sleeping like a baby. -[creaking] 702 00:34:47,319 --> 00:34:48,620 I heard that. 703 00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:52,224 Someone's up in the attic. 704 00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:09,841 Hey, look, knit needles. 705 00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:11,643 Hmm, don't know much about that croquet. 706 00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:14,946 Ahh, the kite. 707 00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:17,683 Oh-ho, a scuba tank. 708 00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:19,718 Maybe we can go scuba diving someday. 709 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:21,220 Hey, what's this? 710 00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:22,821 "Private: Keep out." 711 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,490 Sounds like an invitation to me. 712 00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:27,058 One more time. One more time. 713 00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:29,495 Little help. Little help. 714 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:31,830 One more time. Almost there. 715 00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:33,365 Whoa! 716 00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:35,634 Hey, who turned out the lights? 717 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:37,002 [laughs] 718 00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:39,438 Well, I hope nobody saw that. 719 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:40,706 I got to get out of here. 720 00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:41,773 [stretching] 721 00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:42,974 -What the-- -[boing] 722 00:35:43,008 --> 00:35:44,543 Whoa! 723 00:35:47,713 --> 00:35:49,248 Huh? Whoa. 724 00:35:52,017 --> 00:35:53,219 Yikes! 725 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,955 Aww, man, I got to get ahold of myself. 726 00:36:04,463 --> 00:36:07,132 Well, everything seems to be in order. 727 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,268 I better get some shut-eye. 728 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,973 Wait, it's counter-clockwise. 729 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,575 No clockwise. No counter-clockwise. 730 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:17,609 [mumbling, sighs] 731 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:32,358 Hayley: Hey, dog, come here. 732 00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:35,361 Come on, I've got something for you. 733 00:36:35,394 --> 00:36:37,396 Ooph, deja vu. 734 00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:39,365 Poor little guy. 735 00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:42,033 Okay, I'm here, but no tricks. 736 00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:44,303 All right, sis, what's on your mind? 737 00:36:44,336 --> 00:36:46,972 I've been mean to you 738 00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:49,841 and I want you to know I'm sorry. 739 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:51,643 It's not you. 740 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:54,680 It's that my parents died recently 741 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:57,583 and I've really been mean to everyone lately. 742 00:36:57,616 --> 00:37:01,052 I love my grandma and she's trying her best, 743 00:37:01,086 --> 00:37:02,721 but she thinks I'm supposed to be outside 744 00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:04,055 playing with other kids. 745 00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:05,190 I don't do that. 746 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:06,758 Well, why tell me this? 747 00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:09,127 I'm a dog. Nobody cares what a dog thinks. 748 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,362 [sighs] 749 00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:12,664 Nobody cares what a kid thinks. 750 00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:14,600 Is there an echo in here? 751 00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:17,603 Here, I got you something. 752 00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:19,170 Another cat toy? 753 00:37:19,204 --> 00:37:21,573 It's a piece of chicken, but don't eat the bone. 754 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,410 Grandma still thinks you're a cat. 755 00:37:24,443 --> 00:37:26,678 She's too vain to wear her glasses. 756 00:37:26,712 --> 00:37:28,747 Oh, girl, you rock. 757 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:30,649 So are we friends? 758 00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:31,750 Shall we shake? 759 00:37:31,783 --> 00:37:33,218 Oh, we don't play that. 760 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,252 Eesh. 761 00:37:34,286 --> 00:37:34,953 [sighs] 762 00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:53,505 Meiser: Okay, I can handle this. 763 00:37:53,539 --> 00:37:54,773 -Okay, yeah, just calm down. -Just back me up. 764 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:56,074 I got your back. Relax. 765 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,275 It's your job, here we go. 766 00:37:57,309 --> 00:37:58,276 [Agent clears throat] No guns. 767 00:37:58,310 --> 00:37:59,878 Meiser: Good afternoon, Mrs. Jeffries... 768 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:01,313 [light chuckle] 769 00:38:01,347 --> 00:38:03,415 Where are your friends, the news cameras? 770 00:38:03,449 --> 00:38:04,883 Did you forget to call them? 771 00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:07,185 We're not in the habit of involving parties 772 00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:08,954 who have no bearing on the case. 773 00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:11,490 On the contrary, they have great bearing on the case. 774 00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:14,292 They keep you two from acting like outlaws. 775 00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:17,763 Outlaws? I can't say I know what you mean, Mrs. Jeffries. 776 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,531 Thanks for letting the whole world 777 00:38:19,565 --> 00:38:21,199 know about my finances. 778 00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:22,768 What are you two doing here, anyway? 779 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,436 I've got a lot of work to do. 780 00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:27,038 We want to give you one last chance. 781 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:30,108 Do you have a court order? 782 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,844 No, we're trying to be helpful. 783 00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:35,481 You know, my father built that business up from nothing 784 00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:36,848 the year that I was born. 785 00:38:36,882 --> 00:38:39,851 He was a good man who taught us to work hard and be honest. 786 00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:41,453 That's how he ran things. 787 00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:43,655 We're not here to argue whether or not you're right or wrong. 788 00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:45,056 When your father ran the business, 789 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:48,059 he had one store. You have over 50. 790 00:38:48,093 --> 00:38:49,528 Over 50. 791 00:38:49,561 --> 00:38:51,397 My accountants have been instructed 792 00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:53,665 to honestly report all taxes 793 00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:57,969 and I have just sent an accounting of my personal cash reserve. 794 00:38:58,003 --> 00:38:59,337 Frankly, Mrs. Jeffries, 795 00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:01,373 we don't believe you or your accountants. 796 00:39:01,407 --> 00:39:04,042 -Oh, really? -Hmm. 797 00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:06,978 Would you excuse me for a moment? 798 00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:15,454 Meiser: Tough cookie. 799 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:17,122 Mechanic: They don't pay me enough for this. 800 00:39:17,155 --> 00:39:18,824 Yeah, cookie... 801 00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:29,100 They put a man on the moon, 802 00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:30,869 but they can't make a paw-friendly faucet. 803 00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:35,874 Mrs. Jeffries, this is your last chance. 804 00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:38,577 If we have to come back, it'll be with a court order 805 00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:39,878 and the police. 806 00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:42,914 Get off my land! 807 00:39:42,948 --> 00:39:44,483 [echoes] 808 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,826 [screams] 809 00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:02,100 [laughs] You guys are all wet. 810 00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:03,835 [indistinct shouts] 811 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,482 [dog howls] 812 00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:19,284 [knocking] 813 00:40:23,589 --> 00:40:25,457 Hi, Mrs. Jeffries. 814 00:40:25,491 --> 00:40:27,125 Hi, Lucretia, come on in. 815 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:31,362 Keeping the same hair this week? 816 00:40:31,396 --> 00:40:33,164 I'm gonna be like this forever. 817 00:40:33,198 --> 00:40:34,533 -[Ethel chuckles] -I'm kind of like 818 00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:37,135 in love with Drac, my boyfriend. 819 00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:38,336 He's cool 820 00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:40,606 and not afraid of anything or anyone. 821 00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:42,073 Really? How do you know? 822 00:40:42,107 --> 00:40:43,575 -He told me. -Oh. 823 00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:48,714 So tonight's a big night at the new club. 824 00:40:48,747 --> 00:40:50,448 Yeah, we're all a tad nervous. 825 00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:51,483 By the way, help yourself 826 00:40:51,517 --> 00:40:53,284 to the macaroni and cheese on the stove. 827 00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:55,053 -Where's Hayley? -Upstairs... 828 00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:56,187 Both: Reading. 829 00:40:56,221 --> 00:40:57,288 I'm gonna go and change. 830 00:40:57,322 --> 00:40:58,590 Okay. 831 00:41:03,061 --> 00:41:04,162 -[television clicks] -Oh, what you watching? 832 00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:05,631 Oh, karate. 833 00:41:05,664 --> 00:41:07,198 -[man grunting] -Man: Use the attacker's strength against him. 834 00:41:07,232 --> 00:41:11,169 It's a question of balance, not wax-on, wax-off. 835 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:13,271 Defensive posturing and strength 836 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,306 could render the opponent helpless, 837 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:17,275 and with a minimal amount of moves, 838 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:19,010 could throw him to the ground. 839 00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:20,045 Chihuahua: Hmm. 840 00:41:23,248 --> 00:41:24,215 Can I come in? 841 00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:25,584 Sure, Grandma. 842 00:41:31,623 --> 00:41:32,958 What's the matter, sweetheart? 843 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:35,594 Why did their plane have to crash? 844 00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:37,428 I miss Mom and Dad so much. 845 00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:39,631 Oh, honey. 846 00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:42,367 So do I. 847 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:44,836 It's not fair, Grandma. 848 00:41:47,272 --> 00:41:48,540 [sighs] 849 00:41:48,574 --> 00:41:50,676 I wish I knew a way to explain it... 850 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:56,748 but life is a series of good and bad things that happen to us. 851 00:41:57,749 --> 00:41:59,951 The important thing is how we react. 852 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:04,489 We can't let the bad things destroy us, honey. 853 00:42:05,957 --> 00:42:08,193 Sometimes when things don't go well, 854 00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:12,197 well, we just have to accept it and go on. 855 00:42:14,099 --> 00:42:15,701 I know what you're saying, Grandma, 856 00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:17,435 but it still hurts. 857 00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:20,972 Can I be alone for a little while? 858 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,441 Of course. 859 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:37,689 I love you, honey. 860 00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:39,390 Love you too, Grandma. 861 00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:44,963 Hayley, would you prefer to live with your aunt Helen? 862 00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:46,932 I think she has kids about your age. 863 00:42:46,965 --> 00:42:49,467 Don't you want me to live here with you, Grandma? 864 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,169 Of course I do. 865 00:42:51,202 --> 00:42:54,072 I just don't want you to feel trapped. 866 00:42:54,105 --> 00:42:56,574 I don't. I'd rather stay here with you. 867 00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,811 Okay. 868 00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:05,016 Wow, I thought I had it tough. 869 00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:06,217 Come on, kitty. 870 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,953 This kitty stuff's got to stop. 871 00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:12,758 Uh-oh. 872 00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,025 Those goons are back. 873 00:43:16,995 --> 00:43:18,997 [Chihuahua growls] 874 00:43:20,065 --> 00:43:22,233 Oh! Isn't that cute? 875 00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:23,769 The kitty's purring. 876 00:43:23,802 --> 00:43:25,904 Why, if you wasn't a dame... 877 00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:27,939 Now, kitty, you take good care of Hayley 878 00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:28,974 while I'm gone. 879 00:43:29,975 --> 00:43:31,376 Bye. 880 00:43:31,409 --> 00:43:32,778 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 881 00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,313 Lucretia: Goodnight, Mrs. Jeffries. 882 00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:36,247 Ethel: Goodnight, Lucretia. 883 00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:37,282 Lucretia: Good luck. 884 00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:39,484 Fasten your seat belts, 885 00:43:39,517 --> 00:43:41,419 looks like it's gonna be a bumpy night. 886 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:44,389 [motorcycle revs] 887 00:43:57,002 --> 00:43:58,770 [upbeat music plays] 888 00:44:00,338 --> 00:44:02,407 [woman giggles] 889 00:44:07,145 --> 00:44:08,613 [somber music plays] 890 00:44:11,082 --> 00:44:12,583 [object clatters] 891 00:44:12,617 --> 00:44:14,786 Stu: You want to wake up the neighborhood? 892 00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:16,254 Fun's about to start. 893 00:44:16,287 --> 00:44:18,356 Here we go. 894 00:44:18,389 --> 00:44:19,624 -[woman's frightened gasping] -What are you doing? 895 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:22,227 Woman: Oh God! Drive! Eddie, drive! 896 00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:23,428 -Hurry! -I know! 897 00:44:23,461 --> 00:44:24,562 Take me home! 898 00:44:24,595 --> 00:44:25,663 -Hurry up! -[car tires screech] 899 00:44:25,697 --> 00:44:27,532 [frightened chatter] 900 00:44:27,565 --> 00:44:28,666 Man: Just take it easy, will you? 901 00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:30,268 -I know what I'm doing. -Where're you going? 902 00:44:30,301 --> 00:44:31,502 -[creaking] -Hurry. 903 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:33,805 Man: Just take it easy. 904 00:44:33,839 --> 00:44:35,040 This doesn't look like my house. 905 00:44:35,073 --> 00:44:36,607 Just got to get a burger, okay? 906 00:44:38,043 --> 00:44:39,610 [grunts] 907 00:44:40,912 --> 00:44:42,380 This is a heavy megaphone. 908 00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:46,517 -Uh-oh. -[door rattles] 909 00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:50,355 Woman: Eddie. 910 00:44:52,057 --> 00:44:54,225 -[barks] -Hey, cut it out. 911 00:44:54,259 --> 00:44:56,561 [barking] 912 00:44:56,594 --> 00:44:57,863 [barking continues] 913 00:44:57,896 --> 00:44:59,697 [barking] 914 00:44:59,731 --> 00:45:02,801 [barking continues] 915 00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:07,338 [barking] 916 00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:10,842 -[Eddie screams] -[barks] 917 00:45:10,876 --> 00:45:13,411 -Man: Hey, kids, what you eating? -Kid: Pancakes! 918 00:45:13,444 --> 00:45:15,280 Wake up, babe, I'm trying to tell you something. 919 00:45:16,281 --> 00:45:17,315 Wait a minute. 920 00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:19,684 You want me to go into the kitchen? 921 00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:21,820 One of the Amazing Wallendas, folks, 922 00:45:21,853 --> 00:45:23,054 right here in front of me. 923 00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:31,162 They're back. 924 00:45:31,196 --> 00:45:33,531 Whatever you do, don't open that door. 925 00:45:35,801 --> 00:45:36,935 -Boo! -[barking] 926 00:45:36,968 --> 00:45:38,436 -Drac, what are you doing? -[barking] 927 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:41,139 The door was locked. 928 00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:42,841 That was like so uncool. 929 00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:45,210 Saying "like" is like so uncool. 930 00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:48,013 They are like so stupid. 931 00:45:53,785 --> 00:45:54,820 [both grunt] 932 00:45:56,054 --> 00:45:56,922 Huh? 933 00:45:58,356 --> 00:45:59,357 Hmm. 934 00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:07,398 Siamese 2: Hey, here comes the cat burglars. 935 00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:09,968 Siamese 1: Check this out. 936 00:46:11,069 --> 00:46:12,270 [both giggling] 937 00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:14,840 Siamese 2: Oh. 938 00:46:18,343 --> 00:46:19,310 Ow. 939 00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:21,712 -[giggling] -What? 940 00:46:21,746 --> 00:46:22,780 Quit screwing around. 941 00:46:22,814 --> 00:46:24,182 -I didn't do any-- -Shh! 942 00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:27,518 [hissing giggles] 943 00:46:29,154 --> 00:46:31,589 [wicked giggles] 944 00:46:33,558 --> 00:46:36,361 Hayley, I'm going out to the gazebo for awhile. 945 00:46:36,394 --> 00:46:37,829 [both giggle] 946 00:46:41,399 --> 00:46:43,268 [orchestral piano] 947 00:46:57,448 --> 00:46:58,616 [laughing shriek] 948 00:46:59,885 --> 00:47:01,152 [Lucretia giggles] 949 00:47:07,058 --> 00:47:09,427 I'm ready for that little rat this time. 950 00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:12,130 Yeah, yeah, just get in there and unlock the door. 951 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:13,598 Hurry up. 952 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,669 Little rat. 953 00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:23,474 Where are you? 954 00:47:25,376 --> 00:47:27,879 - [deep growling barks] -[screams] 955 00:47:27,913 --> 00:47:31,149 - [deep growling barks] -[screaming] 956 00:47:32,317 --> 00:47:33,551 [grunting] 957 00:47:36,521 --> 00:47:38,623 There's a really big dog in there. 958 00:47:38,656 --> 00:47:42,060 I just heard, like, a really big dog barking. 959 00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:44,629 [sighs] 960 00:47:44,662 --> 00:47:46,965 If you're gonna worry about every little sound 961 00:47:46,998 --> 00:47:49,467 that you hear, I'm just gonna leave. 962 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:50,635 No, no. 963 00:47:50,668 --> 00:47:51,937 I'd rather you stayed. 964 00:47:55,073 --> 00:47:56,807 [gasps] 965 00:47:58,076 --> 00:47:59,477 Louie, Louie... 966 00:48:03,081 --> 00:48:05,416 I'll take care of your really big dog. 967 00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:06,884 Get out of the way! 968 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:09,520 [harsh breathing] 969 00:48:26,972 --> 00:48:28,839 Really big dog... [scoffs] 970 00:48:37,382 --> 00:48:38,483 [metal clanks] 971 00:48:38,516 --> 00:48:40,018 Strike! [laughs] 972 00:48:40,051 --> 00:48:41,752 Stu? 973 00:48:43,054 --> 00:48:44,122 Stu! 974 00:48:45,123 --> 00:48:46,824 * What did I do 975 00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:50,395 * to deserve this wreck of mine? * 976 00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:53,831 Are you all right? 977 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:02,273 Speak to me! 978 00:49:12,917 --> 00:49:13,918 Wake up. 979 00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:17,222 Oh thank god! 980 00:49:17,255 --> 00:49:18,189 [grunts] 981 00:49:21,993 --> 00:49:23,594 Let's go try around the front. 982 00:49:38,843 --> 00:49:41,412 Hey, wobbly legs, having trouble walking? 983 00:49:41,446 --> 00:49:43,348 [groaning] Lend me an aspirin. 984 00:49:43,381 --> 00:49:47,252 Stu, we'll get you a nice, hot bubble bath. 985 00:49:53,191 --> 00:49:54,492 Where're you going? 986 00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:55,860 I can't concentrate. 987 00:49:55,893 --> 00:49:57,362 I got to go check on Hayley. 988 00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:00,931 [huffs] 989 00:50:11,476 --> 00:50:12,510 [man on television]: Where is he now? 990 00:50:12,543 --> 00:50:13,678 There's no body. 991 00:50:13,711 --> 00:50:14,912 There's no blood, 992 00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:17,782 no indications there's been an attack. 993 00:50:17,815 --> 00:50:19,417 [woman cries] I don't know what happened. 994 00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:21,352 Eddie was standing right there 995 00:50:21,386 --> 00:50:22,520 and then all of a sudden 996 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:24,222 this thing jumped out from nowhere 997 00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:26,157 and started tearing him to pieces. 998 00:50:26,191 --> 00:50:27,558 I just ran away. 999 00:50:27,592 --> 00:50:29,094 -I couldn't-- -That's what it is. 1000 00:50:29,127 --> 00:50:30,128 [television clicks] 1001 00:50:30,161 --> 00:50:32,930 [clock chimes] 1002 00:50:32,963 --> 00:50:35,300 -[floorboards creak] -[owl hoots] 1003 00:50:37,235 --> 00:50:38,336 [knocks] 1004 00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:39,537 Hayley? 1005 00:50:41,939 --> 00:50:43,708 -Hi. -Uh, hi. 1006 00:50:43,741 --> 00:50:46,043 Just seeing if you're, like, all right. 1007 00:50:46,077 --> 00:50:47,745 Like, yeah. 1008 00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:50,681 Whatever. 1009 00:50:55,453 --> 00:50:57,722 I know I saw a wire around here, somewhere. 1010 00:50:57,755 --> 00:50:59,757 Oh, there it is. 1011 00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:06,664 [mimics gun reloading] 1012 00:51:06,697 --> 00:51:08,899 [mimics gunfire] 1013 00:51:13,238 --> 00:51:15,373 [mimics gunfire] 1014 00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:17,442 Ohh! Ooh! 1015 00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:18,443 Whoa-wa! 1016 00:51:18,476 --> 00:51:20,645 -What are you doing? -[high pitch warrior cry] 1017 00:51:20,678 --> 00:51:22,747 Practicing... Whaa! 1018 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:39,130 Hey. 1019 00:51:39,164 --> 00:51:40,698 Give me back my hat. 1020 00:51:40,731 --> 00:51:42,099 [cats giggling] 1021 00:51:44,235 --> 00:51:46,070 Quit screwing around. 1022 00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:52,777 [barks] 1023 00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,412 She's got those things on her ears. 1024 00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:56,747 [saxophone plays] 1025 00:51:58,749 --> 00:52:00,318 [distant clattering] 1026 00:52:00,351 --> 00:52:02,253 [barking] 1027 00:52:05,256 --> 00:52:06,724 Ah, she's no help. 1028 00:52:06,757 --> 00:52:08,159 I guess it's up to me again. 1029 00:52:08,193 --> 00:52:09,660 Do I got to do everything around here? 1030 00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:17,802 -This little piggy went to the market. -Ow. 1031 00:52:17,835 --> 00:52:18,936 -This little piggy went home. -Ah! 1032 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:20,638 -This little piggy had pork butt. -[screams] 1033 00:52:22,907 --> 00:52:24,475 Oh boy. [screams] 1034 00:52:24,509 --> 00:52:25,910 Ooh, ran out of piggies. 1035 00:52:25,943 --> 00:52:27,178 -[crashes] -[chuckles] 1036 00:52:28,179 --> 00:52:29,647 [Lucretia giggles] 1037 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,216 Drac: Ow. 1038 00:52:32,417 --> 00:52:34,185 -Whoa! -[clanks] 1039 00:52:35,186 --> 00:52:36,821 Wow. 1040 00:52:36,854 --> 00:52:38,423 Where am I, Mommy? 1041 00:52:38,456 --> 00:52:40,191 I don't want to go to bed yet. 1042 00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:43,461 [huffs] 1043 00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:49,400 Get up! 1044 00:52:50,935 --> 00:52:51,736 [men grunt] 1045 00:52:51,769 --> 00:52:53,804 [barks] 1046 00:52:55,072 --> 00:52:57,508 There you are, you little-- 1047 00:52:57,542 --> 00:52:59,009 -[barks] -Stu! 1048 00:53:04,949 --> 00:53:07,184 [giggles] Have a nice trip. 1049 00:53:07,218 --> 00:53:08,253 See you next fall. 1050 00:53:09,654 --> 00:53:11,222 [screams] 1051 00:53:11,256 --> 00:53:12,089 [grunts] 1052 00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:17,595 Aww, I just can't resist. 1053 00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:20,898 -[screams] -[ripping] 1054 00:53:30,775 --> 00:53:32,810 Where's that weird chick with the black hair? 1055 00:53:33,811 --> 00:53:34,745 [scoffs] 1056 00:53:34,779 --> 00:53:36,414 I think the babysitter needs a babysitter. 1057 00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:41,619 Louie: Did you get it? Did you get it? 1058 00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:44,322 -[thudding] -Both: Ow! Ow. 1059 00:53:47,358 --> 00:53:49,294 Ah, the trusty rolling pin. 1060 00:53:49,327 --> 00:53:51,061 I got to get access to that one. 1061 00:53:51,095 --> 00:53:53,230 [grunts] 1062 00:53:54,699 --> 00:53:56,367 Three, two, 1063 00:53:56,401 --> 00:53:58,903 one, blast off! 1064 00:53:58,936 --> 00:54:00,471 Piece of cake. 1065 00:54:00,505 --> 00:54:01,806 [grunts] 1066 00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:07,278 Stu: Where'd he go? 1067 00:54:07,312 --> 00:54:08,779 Where'd he go? 1068 00:54:22,059 --> 00:54:23,127 Stu: There he is! 1069 00:54:25,430 --> 00:54:27,898 Look what you did to me! 1070 00:54:27,932 --> 00:54:28,999 [barking] 1071 00:54:30,401 --> 00:54:31,336 Get him! 1072 00:54:39,344 --> 00:54:41,512 We'll stuff him. 1073 00:54:41,546 --> 00:54:43,180 He'll look good in the van. 1074 00:54:45,983 --> 00:54:47,585 [screaming] 1075 00:54:51,456 --> 00:54:53,958 Thanks for flying butt head airlines. 1076 00:54:53,991 --> 00:54:55,593 [grunting] 1077 00:55:05,169 --> 00:55:08,105 That dog is dog meat. 1078 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:10,608 [coughs] 1079 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,310 I got to find something. 1080 00:55:13,344 --> 00:55:16,481 There's gotta be something I can use against these knuckleheads. 1081 00:55:16,514 --> 00:55:17,782 Hmm. 1082 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:19,550 Nothing. Nothing. 1083 00:55:22,052 --> 00:55:23,287 Oh, what's this? 1084 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,822 Perfect, this'll work. 1085 00:55:31,429 --> 00:55:33,330 Here, little doggie. 1086 00:55:33,364 --> 00:55:36,567 Where are you? 1087 00:55:36,601 --> 00:55:39,169 You want to come out and play with Uncle Stu? 1088 00:55:40,237 --> 00:55:41,706 This is gonna be good. 1089 00:55:44,208 --> 00:55:45,410 All ready. 1090 00:55:48,212 --> 00:55:50,014 Hey, little feller. 1091 00:55:50,047 --> 00:55:52,082 Watch where you're pointing that thing. 1092 00:55:52,116 --> 00:55:53,250 Aim. 1093 00:55:55,653 --> 00:55:56,887 Whoa. 1094 00:55:56,921 --> 00:55:58,389 -If I could just get my paw in here. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1095 00:55:58,423 --> 00:55:59,624 -Whoa! -Fire! 1096 00:55:59,657 --> 00:56:00,991 [screams] 1097 00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:01,859 [grunts] 1098 00:56:01,892 --> 00:56:03,360 Oh my. 1099 00:56:05,763 --> 00:56:08,265 Louie, get that dog! 1100 00:56:20,478 --> 00:56:21,479 Louie... 1101 00:56:21,512 --> 00:56:22,680 [murmurs] 1102 00:56:36,561 --> 00:56:37,762 Uh-oh. 1103 00:56:37,795 --> 00:56:40,498 Louie, take him someplace. 1104 00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:42,199 Any place 1105 00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:44,101 far away from here 1106 00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:45,803 before I kill him! 1107 00:56:45,836 --> 00:56:47,204 Louie: Okay, Stu. 1108 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:48,338 I'll see you later. 1109 00:56:48,372 --> 00:56:50,040 -Louie! -Have a nice day. 1110 00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:51,809 Louie, get back here. 1111 00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:53,978 Don't worry, I'll be right back. 1112 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:56,313 [groans] 1113 00:56:56,346 --> 00:56:57,582 [whines] 1114 00:57:05,823 --> 00:57:07,592 [upbeat music] 1115 00:57:10,461 --> 00:57:11,696 What's that? 1116 00:57:32,316 --> 00:57:35,620 Anyway, if I thought fourth grade was tough, 1117 00:57:35,653 --> 00:57:38,523 fifth grade was just out of the question. 1118 00:57:40,390 --> 00:57:42,259 So at 16, I left school 1119 00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,729 and got a job with Mr. Smiley Freeze, 1120 00:57:44,762 --> 00:57:48,198 but that didn't go so well. 1121 00:57:48,232 --> 00:57:50,134 Why am I not surprised? 1122 00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:53,337 You know, you're not such a bad little guy. 1123 00:57:53,370 --> 00:57:55,205 Heck, if we weren't robbing you, 1124 00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:56,907 we would've probably been friends, huh? 1125 00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:01,178 Want a chip? 1126 00:58:05,583 --> 00:58:07,117 [chuckles] There you go. 1127 00:58:07,151 --> 00:58:09,253 -[crunching] -Hey, you like that, don't you? 1128 00:58:09,286 --> 00:58:10,955 Ah, finger food, yum. 1129 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:12,723 -[biting crunch] -[screams] 1130 00:58:17,795 --> 00:58:19,530 So long, stabby. 1131 00:58:31,308 --> 00:58:33,611 Okay, this blows. 1132 00:58:33,644 --> 00:58:35,646 This isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1133 00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,481 Gotta get a taxi out here. 1134 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:39,550 What am I doing? I got to save Hayley. 1135 00:58:44,622 --> 00:58:46,156 [groans] 1136 00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:47,858 When I get down from here, 1137 00:58:47,892 --> 00:58:51,061 I'm gonna teach Louie... 1138 00:58:51,095 --> 00:58:52,196 [music plays] 1139 00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:56,000 [plate clinks] 1140 00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:04,508 [pop music plays] 1141 00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:18,388 Hey, Stu. 1142 00:59:20,090 --> 00:59:21,225 Louie. 1143 00:59:22,259 --> 00:59:23,427 How's it hanging? 1144 00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:25,095 Oh! 1145 00:59:25,129 --> 00:59:28,532 Just get me down from here, you idiot. 1146 00:59:34,004 --> 00:59:35,472 [groans] Fine. 1147 00:59:36,641 --> 00:59:37,742 [strains] 1148 00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:42,647 Whoops. 1149 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:43,881 Ohh. 1150 00:59:43,914 --> 00:59:45,415 Ohh! 1151 00:59:47,051 --> 00:59:50,888 I am going to wring your neck. 1152 00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:52,823 -Stu-- -You stupid... 1153 00:59:52,857 --> 00:59:54,391 -Stu. -brainless-- 1154 00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:56,193 Money, money. 1155 00:59:57,561 --> 00:59:59,096 Oh, right! 1156 00:59:59,129 --> 01:00:00,130 Right. 1157 01:00:00,164 --> 01:00:01,699 I'll kill you later. 1158 01:00:03,734 --> 01:00:06,837 You know, there's a little girl up there. 1159 01:00:06,871 --> 01:00:10,140 I just want to get the money and get out of here. 1160 01:00:14,311 --> 01:00:15,312 What are you doing? 1161 01:00:16,313 --> 01:00:17,514 I'm looking for the money. 1162 01:00:17,547 --> 01:00:19,984 Nobody is gonna put a million bucks 1163 01:00:20,017 --> 01:00:22,720 in an armoire by the front door. 1164 01:00:22,753 --> 01:00:25,489 They're gonna put it in a boiler 1165 01:00:25,522 --> 01:00:26,857 or a safe, somewhere. 1166 01:00:28,425 --> 01:00:29,760 Right. 1167 01:00:42,039 --> 01:00:43,741 Ahh. 1168 01:00:55,419 --> 01:00:57,988 Rats, rats, rats. 1169 01:00:59,757 --> 01:01:01,025 Ah-ha! 1170 01:01:16,140 --> 01:01:17,541 What are you doing? 1171 01:01:17,574 --> 01:01:19,309 I'm thirsty. 1172 01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:20,510 You don't know whose lips 1173 01:01:20,544 --> 01:01:21,578 have been wrapped around that. 1174 01:01:21,611 --> 01:01:23,914 There could be nasty germs in that can. 1175 01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:28,085 The acids in my mouth can handle any germs. 1176 01:01:29,219 --> 01:01:31,155 Oh yeah? 1177 01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:33,223 Well, let's see if the acids in your mouth 1178 01:01:33,257 --> 01:01:34,825 can handle this? 1179 01:01:36,761 --> 01:01:38,729 [coughs] 1180 01:01:40,664 --> 01:01:41,698 [cough] 1181 01:02:00,484 --> 01:02:01,819 What are you doing? 1182 01:02:02,820 --> 01:02:04,922 Uh, I'm just seeing 1183 01:02:04,955 --> 01:02:06,690 if she stashed the money in here. 1184 01:02:08,826 --> 01:02:11,628 You're eating! You're not looking. You're eating! 1185 01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:16,767 Hey, Louie. 1186 01:02:17,768 --> 01:02:18,803 Ooh! 1187 01:02:18,836 --> 01:02:20,137 [muffled] 1188 01:02:35,319 --> 01:02:36,420 [laughing] 1189 01:02:36,453 --> 01:02:37,587 Lucretia: Ow! 1190 01:02:37,621 --> 01:02:39,156 [laughing] Ow. 1191 01:02:44,694 --> 01:02:46,130 -Hey, Louie! -What? 1192 01:02:46,163 --> 01:02:48,698 Check up there and see if you can find a light switch. 1193 01:02:51,969 --> 01:02:53,137 I got it. 1194 01:02:56,206 --> 01:02:57,274 [grunts] 1195 01:02:57,307 --> 01:02:58,575 [clattering] 1196 01:03:06,483 --> 01:03:07,784 Here we go. 1197 01:03:07,818 --> 01:03:08,652 Where's the money? 1198 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,656 [clattering] 1199 01:03:18,929 --> 01:03:19,830 [clattering, glass breaking] 1200 01:03:19,864 --> 01:03:20,931 Will you-- 1201 01:03:20,965 --> 01:03:23,033 -Hey! -What's up? 1202 01:03:25,936 --> 01:03:28,038 Ow! Ow! 1203 01:03:28,072 --> 01:03:30,707 -Stu! -Just get down here. 1204 01:03:35,846 --> 01:03:37,181 Money, money, money, money, 1205 01:03:37,214 --> 01:03:38,515 money, money, money, 1206 01:03:38,548 --> 01:03:39,683 -money. -[farts] 1207 01:03:48,192 --> 01:03:49,559 Stu: It's got to be over here. 1208 01:03:49,593 --> 01:03:50,494 Where? 1209 01:03:50,527 --> 01:03:51,661 Do you see it? 1210 01:03:51,695 --> 01:03:53,197 Uh-uh. 1211 01:04:07,277 --> 01:04:08,578 Lucretia? 1212 01:04:08,612 --> 01:04:10,214 Little dog? 1213 01:04:19,123 --> 01:04:20,324 Anybody home? 1214 01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:22,426 Hmm. 1215 01:04:31,635 --> 01:04:33,803 I bet they're making out in the gazebo. 1216 01:04:33,837 --> 01:04:34,972 Yuck. 1217 01:04:37,908 --> 01:04:39,876 [cans clatter] 1218 01:04:39,910 --> 01:04:41,345 Lucretia? 1219 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:49,987 [rummaging] 1220 01:04:50,020 --> 01:04:51,655 You better not be making out in the basement 1221 01:04:51,688 --> 01:04:53,090 with Dracula man. 1222 01:04:53,123 --> 01:04:55,625 Grandma says we're not supposed to go down there. 1223 01:05:01,498 --> 01:05:02,632 Almost there. 1224 01:05:02,666 --> 01:05:04,401 I got to keep going. 1225 01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:12,977 Lucretia? 1226 01:05:29,393 --> 01:05:30,860 Lucretia? 1227 01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:48,778 -[Hayley screams] -[jazz music plays] 1228 01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:54,384 [snapping] 1229 01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:20,844 Hey! Look where you're going. 1230 01:06:20,877 --> 01:06:23,347 Sorry. Sorry, you all right? 1231 01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:30,920 She's good. 1232 01:06:32,222 --> 01:06:33,590 See any seats? 1233 01:06:34,858 --> 01:06:36,026 Those? 1234 01:06:39,196 --> 01:06:40,964 I said we're gonna need your seats. 1235 01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:41,931 IRS. 1236 01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:45,969 -Let's go. -Official business, sir. 1237 01:06:48,838 --> 01:06:50,640 I know. Here, take your drink. 1238 01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:52,742 Hey, hey! Pay your taxes. 1239 01:06:52,776 --> 01:06:54,744 -Woman: Sit down! -Come on. 1240 01:06:54,778 --> 01:06:56,413 [angry muttering] 1241 01:06:56,446 --> 01:06:58,215 -Hey, hey! IRS! -Hey! 1242 01:06:58,248 --> 01:07:00,217 -Hey, hey. -Sit down! Sit down! 1243 01:07:00,250 --> 01:07:01,985 What's your name? You want to mess with me? 1244 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,019 Huh? 1245 01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:04,554 [angry muttering] 1246 01:07:04,588 --> 01:07:07,724 [jazz music continues] 1247 01:07:28,778 --> 01:07:30,314 Can I get you something to drink? 1248 01:07:30,347 --> 01:07:32,716 Uh, I'd like, uh, 1249 01:07:32,749 --> 01:07:34,851 a Shirley Temple. 1250 01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:37,421 -Okay, and you, sir? -Bloody Mary. 1251 01:07:37,454 --> 01:07:40,124 Wait, a virgin. We're on the clock. 1252 01:07:42,459 --> 01:07:43,993 -She's pretty good. -Yeah. 1253 01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:58,074 -[applause, whistling] 1254 01:08:00,144 --> 01:08:01,611 [cheering] 1255 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:05,515 Ethel: Thank you, thank you. Thank you so much. 1256 01:08:05,549 --> 01:08:06,916 Take five, ladies. 1257 01:08:06,950 --> 01:08:08,685 [applause continues] 1258 01:08:10,820 --> 01:08:11,888 Let's go. 1259 01:08:14,991 --> 01:08:17,261 -Hey, leave her alone! -Hey! 1260 01:08:17,294 --> 01:08:18,795 -[booing] -Hey! 1261 01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:21,097 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, calm down or I'll find you. 1262 01:08:21,131 --> 01:08:22,599 -[booing] -Watch your step. 1263 01:08:22,632 --> 01:08:24,368 [clattering] 1264 01:08:25,369 --> 01:08:27,371 [laughs] All right. 1265 01:08:27,404 --> 01:08:29,906 Hey, hot stuff, ladies! 1266 01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:32,442 Whoohoo! [cheering] 1267 01:08:32,476 --> 01:08:35,512 We're groovin' tonight, you gals! 1268 01:08:35,545 --> 01:08:36,346 Yay! 1269 01:08:49,193 --> 01:08:50,727 What are you two doing here? 1270 01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:53,697 Just keeping tabs on a possible tax cheat. 1271 01:08:53,730 --> 01:08:55,865 You're not supposed to be back stage. 1272 01:08:55,899 --> 01:08:58,134 I don't care if you want to watch the show, 1273 01:08:58,168 --> 01:08:59,936 but I prefer if you stay away from here. 1274 01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,371 It's for artists only. 1275 01:09:01,405 --> 01:09:03,973 We're expecting to get our search warrant tonight, Mrs. Jeffries. 1276 01:09:04,007 --> 01:09:06,276 When we do, we'll be at your house 1277 01:09:06,310 --> 01:09:07,811 with the police. 1278 01:09:07,844 --> 01:09:09,045 Bouncer: Okay. 1279 01:09:09,078 --> 01:09:10,113 Hey, what are you doing, pal? Hey! 1280 01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:11,381 -Come on. -Hands off, man! 1281 01:09:11,415 --> 01:09:12,582 -That's government property. -Come on. 1282 01:09:12,616 --> 01:09:15,552 -Get your hands off of me! -Are you crazy? 1283 01:09:15,585 --> 01:09:17,120 Get your hands off of me! 1284 01:09:17,153 --> 01:09:19,055 -Ooh. -Bye-bye, bye-bye. 1285 01:09:20,290 --> 01:09:22,292 We're gonna leave her here and that's the end of it. 1286 01:09:22,326 --> 01:09:24,428 She can identify us. 1287 01:09:24,461 --> 01:09:26,095 Well, what do you want to do? 1288 01:09:26,129 --> 01:09:27,197 Take her with us? 1289 01:09:27,231 --> 01:09:28,665 Stu: Yeah. 1290 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:31,167 Like a hostage. 1291 01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:34,871 Well, I'm not sharing my half of the money with her. 1292 01:09:34,904 --> 01:09:36,640 I'm gonna tell you that right now. 1293 01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:40,344 If you don't stop that, I'm going to throw up. 1294 01:09:41,345 --> 01:09:42,912 [phone rings] 1295 01:09:42,946 --> 01:09:45,715 -What's that? -It's called a telephone. 1296 01:09:45,749 --> 01:09:48,117 It makes noise and strange voices come out of it. 1297 01:09:48,151 --> 01:09:49,786 [phone ringing] 1298 01:09:51,721 --> 01:09:52,956 Louie, focus! 1299 01:09:52,989 --> 01:09:54,491 We've got to find the money. 1300 01:09:54,524 --> 01:09:56,626 -[ringing continues] -Yeah. 1301 01:09:56,660 --> 01:09:58,728 [slurping] 1302 01:09:58,762 --> 01:10:00,397 Eww, what are you doing? 1303 01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:04,000 -That was a French kiss. -[phone ringing] 1304 01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:06,135 In my ear? Gross! 1305 01:10:07,337 --> 01:10:08,572 [slurping] 1306 01:10:10,106 --> 01:10:11,107 Oh. 1307 01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:12,208 Get off me. 1308 01:10:12,242 --> 01:10:13,977 -[metal clicks] -I can't. 1309 01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:15,612 [muffled] I'm stuck. 1310 01:10:15,645 --> 01:10:17,213 [whimpers] 1311 01:10:17,247 --> 01:10:18,915 Oh, it's really stuck! 1312 01:10:18,948 --> 01:10:20,484 -Uh-huh. -[yelps] 1313 01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:21,918 We need a mirror. Come on. 1314 01:10:21,951 --> 01:10:23,987 -[phone rings] -Come on. 1315 01:10:25,822 --> 01:10:28,124 -[ringing] -Oh my god, it's the phone! 1316 01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:31,595 Ow. 1317 01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:35,131 -[shrieks] -Oh god, my braces. 1318 01:10:35,164 --> 01:10:36,633 Hurry up! 1319 01:10:36,666 --> 01:10:37,901 It's not like she's gonna kill you. 1320 01:10:37,934 --> 01:10:39,669 Ow! Ow, ow. 1321 01:10:39,703 --> 01:10:41,705 -[moaning] -[keys jingle] 1322 01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:46,410 [ringing] 1323 01:10:47,944 --> 01:10:49,413 [ringing] 1324 01:10:49,446 --> 01:10:50,880 Lucretia: Yes! 1325 01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:52,148 -Lucretia? - Yeah. 1326 01:10:52,181 --> 01:10:54,851 Oh, yes, it's me, Ethel. 1327 01:10:54,884 --> 01:10:56,620 How's Hayley? 1328 01:10:56,653 --> 01:10:58,054 Everything's fine. 1329 01:10:58,087 --> 01:10:59,356 She's upstairs. 1330 01:10:59,389 --> 01:11:00,690 You want me to get her? 1331 01:11:00,724 --> 01:11:02,792 No, no, honey, don't bother. 1332 01:11:02,826 --> 01:11:05,462 No, I-- I just had a feeling I should call. 1333 01:11:05,495 --> 01:11:08,231 I was just gonna watch a karate movie on cable. 1334 01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:09,198 Glad everything's all right. 1335 01:11:09,232 --> 01:11:11,034 -I think we're a big hit. -Cool! 1336 01:11:11,067 --> 01:11:12,302 -Ethel. -Let's go. 1337 01:11:12,336 --> 01:11:14,003 Oh, look, look. I have to go now. 1338 01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:15,339 They're calling me. 1339 01:11:15,372 --> 01:11:16,873 I'll see you in a couple of hours. 1340 01:11:16,906 --> 01:11:18,274 Bye. 1341 01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:21,978 Ow! 1342 01:11:23,847 --> 01:11:24,848 [chuckles] 1343 01:11:24,881 --> 01:11:25,849 My god. 1344 01:11:25,882 --> 01:11:28,418 That's for almost getting me in trouble. 1345 01:11:30,687 --> 01:11:32,356 Hayley? 1346 01:11:33,490 --> 01:11:34,524 Hayley? 1347 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:40,464 Lucretia: Hayley? 1348 01:11:40,497 --> 01:11:42,599 Who the heck is that? 1349 01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:44,000 My babysitter. 1350 01:11:45,335 --> 01:11:46,970 Maybe she knows where the money is. 1351 01:11:47,003 --> 01:11:49,238 You guys are done for. She knows karate. 1352 01:11:50,239 --> 01:11:51,441 Oh yeah? 1353 01:11:55,945 --> 01:11:57,180 Hai-ya! 1354 01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:01,518 You said this house was gonna be empty. 1355 01:12:01,551 --> 01:12:04,087 First the rat, and then the girl, 1356 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:05,589 now a babysitter. 1357 01:12:05,622 --> 01:12:07,223 Ah, shut up, Louie. 1358 01:12:07,256 --> 01:12:08,625 I'm trying to think. 1359 01:12:14,864 --> 01:12:16,165 [sniffing] 1360 01:12:16,199 --> 01:12:17,901 Hey, this smells familiar. 1361 01:12:17,934 --> 01:12:20,236 Smells like-- Uh-oh. 1362 01:12:20,269 --> 01:12:22,739 Thor: Well, look what we have here, 1363 01:12:22,772 --> 01:12:24,474 a meal on legs. 1364 01:12:24,508 --> 01:12:26,175 Damien: We don't like punks on our turf. 1365 01:12:26,209 --> 01:12:28,011 Hey, fellas, it's me. Remember? 1366 01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:29,846 I busted the dog catcher's eggs. 1367 01:12:29,879 --> 01:12:31,347 [nervous laugh] Remember? 1368 01:12:31,381 --> 01:12:33,182 -Damien: Oh, yeah! -Thor: That's right! 1369 01:12:33,216 --> 01:12:34,884 We thought you went down! 1370 01:12:34,918 --> 01:12:36,953 I did, but I got adopted at the last minute 1371 01:12:36,986 --> 01:12:38,822 by this lady who thinks I'm a cat. 1372 01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:40,724 [laughs] What a crack up! 1373 01:12:40,757 --> 01:12:42,158 I can see it though. 1374 01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:44,327 Oh, come on, guys. I need your help. 1375 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,361 There's a couple of burglars 1376 01:12:45,395 --> 01:12:46,963 trying to steal my new owner's money 1377 01:12:46,996 --> 01:12:48,465 and they might hurt the little girl. 1378 01:12:48,498 --> 01:12:49,599 Thor: Whoa there, buddy. 1379 01:12:49,633 --> 01:12:51,535 We don't get involved in that kind of business. 1380 01:12:51,568 --> 01:12:54,471 -Capisce? -Yeah, because there's nothing in it for us. 1381 01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:56,406 -But-- Come on. -You're on your own, man. 1382 01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:58,642 Damien: We stay on our turf and that's final. 1383 01:12:58,675 --> 01:13:00,143 I don't believe this! 1384 01:13:00,176 --> 01:13:01,478 Sorry, kid. 1385 01:13:01,511 --> 01:13:02,712 Thor: Yeah, poor little guy. 1386 01:13:02,746 --> 01:13:04,781 Probably should have helped him. C'est la vie. 1387 01:13:06,550 --> 01:13:07,684 She's not in her room. 1388 01:13:07,717 --> 01:13:09,318 I just heard a noise in the basement. 1389 01:13:09,352 --> 01:13:11,320 She's not supposed to go down there. 1390 01:13:11,354 --> 01:13:13,322 I'll deal with it. Stay here. 1391 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:26,770 Oh, great! I'm back where I started! 1392 01:13:26,803 --> 01:13:28,071 What's the use? 1393 01:13:28,104 --> 01:13:30,540 I'm never gonna get back in time to rescue Hayley. 1394 01:13:30,574 --> 01:13:32,976 I shouldn't have done that taco commercial. 1395 01:13:33,009 --> 01:13:34,711 Who knew it was gonna be so big? 1396 01:13:35,712 --> 01:13:38,081 Hit me. Do the world a favor. 1397 01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:41,117 -[tires screech] -Come on. 1398 01:13:41,150 --> 01:13:43,052 This must be the white light everyone talks about. 1399 01:13:48,024 --> 01:13:50,794 [country music plays] * God knows you loved her 1400 01:13:50,827 --> 01:13:54,598 * You know you lost her 1401 01:13:54,631 --> 01:13:56,065 Hey, little feller. 1402 01:13:56,099 --> 01:13:57,467 Hey, old timer. 1403 01:13:58,902 --> 01:14:00,870 What are you doing out here at night all alone? 1404 01:14:00,904 --> 01:14:03,139 I'm trying to save my friends. 1405 01:14:03,172 --> 01:14:05,008 What does it look like I'm doing? 1406 01:14:06,042 --> 01:14:06,810 [chuckles] 1407 01:14:06,843 --> 01:14:07,844 Come on. 1408 01:14:07,877 --> 01:14:09,979 I'll give you a ride and get you some food. 1409 01:14:10,013 --> 01:14:12,649 -Food, oh. -Yeah. 1410 01:14:12,682 --> 01:14:15,952 [country music plays] 1411 01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:17,120 [engine starts] 1412 01:14:27,664 --> 01:14:28,932 Well, look at you. 1413 01:14:30,667 --> 01:14:31,901 What are you afraid of, partner? 1414 01:14:33,269 --> 01:14:35,238 I'm scared of what might happen to my friends, 1415 01:14:35,271 --> 01:14:36,940 what might happen to me. 1416 01:14:36,973 --> 01:14:38,742 Eh, why be afraid? 1417 01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:41,310 Fear is just something 1418 01:14:41,344 --> 01:14:43,513 to keep you from doing what you were born to do. 1419 01:14:43,547 --> 01:14:46,583 -Huh? -Maybe the odds are all stacked up against you, 1420 01:14:46,616 --> 01:14:49,953 but you never know when just the right spark hits 1421 01:14:49,986 --> 01:14:53,289 and cha-ching, cha-ching it all falls into place. 1422 01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:55,424 But I'm just a little dog. 1423 01:14:55,458 --> 01:14:58,528 And right now you're thinking you're a goner. 1424 01:14:58,562 --> 01:15:00,964 So why not give it your all. 1425 01:15:02,031 --> 01:15:04,500 If you're destined to succeed, you will. 1426 01:15:05,669 --> 01:15:07,336 If not... [chuckles] 1427 01:15:07,370 --> 01:15:08,872 then what do you got to lose? 1428 01:15:08,905 --> 01:15:10,674 Oh my gosh, you're right! 1429 01:15:10,707 --> 01:15:11,841 What was I thinking? 1430 01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:13,276 Hayley and Ethel, they need me. 1431 01:15:13,309 --> 01:15:14,343 Let me out of here. 1432 01:15:14,377 --> 01:15:16,145 Hurry, come on. Come on! 1433 01:15:16,179 --> 01:15:17,681 Wait, now, hold on there. 1434 01:15:26,089 --> 01:15:27,824 Now there goes a good little dog. 1435 01:15:31,260 --> 01:15:32,328 Wait a minute. 1436 01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:33,863 Did that guy know what I was thinking? 1437 01:15:35,131 --> 01:15:37,734 Feet don't fail me now. 1438 01:15:37,767 --> 01:15:41,004 -Woman: My baby! - Did you know mosquitoes are attracted to black clothing? 1439 01:15:41,037 --> 01:15:42,171 [television clicks] 1440 01:15:43,272 --> 01:15:44,708 What's taking... 1441 01:15:47,844 --> 01:15:50,379 [drumming] 1442 01:16:07,731 --> 01:16:09,633 I've got to get a new girlfriend. 1443 01:16:15,104 --> 01:16:17,473 You know, Lucretia, 1444 01:16:17,506 --> 01:16:18,975 if you're gonna keep me waiting around 1445 01:16:19,008 --> 01:16:21,410 here like an idiot, then I'm leav-- 1446 01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:25,414 Stu: Who the hell are you? 1447 01:16:25,448 --> 01:16:27,483 Watch your language. There's a little kid here. 1448 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:30,586 [high-pitched] Uh, Lucretia? 1449 01:16:30,620 --> 01:16:32,155 Drac, do something. 1450 01:16:32,188 --> 01:16:33,757 You guys are in for it now. 1451 01:16:33,790 --> 01:16:34,924 My boyfriend knows karate 1452 01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:37,193 and he's not afraid of anything. 1453 01:16:37,226 --> 01:16:38,628 He's not? 1454 01:16:38,662 --> 01:16:39,863 Uh... 1455 01:16:41,297 --> 01:16:42,732 Stay back! 1456 01:16:42,766 --> 01:16:44,167 Don't come any closer! 1457 01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:45,234 Stay. 1458 01:16:45,268 --> 01:16:46,903 [ragged breathing] 1459 01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:49,472 [panting] 1460 01:16:49,505 --> 01:16:50,674 [inhaler puffs] 1461 01:16:56,846 --> 01:16:58,314 Big karate man. 1462 01:16:58,347 --> 01:17:00,149 Scary ninja man. 1463 01:17:00,183 --> 01:17:01,651 [both laugh] 1464 01:17:01,685 --> 01:17:03,386 Your boyfriend's a dweeb. 1465 01:17:03,419 --> 01:17:04,888 [laughing continues] 1466 01:17:04,921 --> 01:17:05,955 Look at him. 1467 01:17:05,989 --> 01:17:07,523 Stu: That's a good one. [laughing] 1468 01:17:09,492 --> 01:17:11,194 [Louie laughing] 1469 01:17:12,395 --> 01:17:13,396 [Stu laughing] 1470 01:17:13,429 --> 01:17:14,798 They're going down! 1471 01:17:22,739 --> 01:17:24,674 [distant chatter] 1472 01:17:24,708 --> 01:17:27,076 -Oh, man. -Hayley: Put you away for a long, long time. 1473 01:17:27,110 --> 01:17:29,645 There's a brand new record in the state. 1474 01:17:29,679 --> 01:17:31,080 It's really tough. 1475 01:17:31,114 --> 01:17:32,782 Stu: You guys are making me crazy. 1476 01:17:32,816 --> 01:17:35,218 Now one of you knows where the money is. 1477 01:17:35,251 --> 01:17:36,920 If we did, don't you think 1478 01:17:36,953 --> 01:17:38,387 we would've told you by now? 1479 01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:41,157 It's not like we, like, like having you around 1480 01:17:41,190 --> 01:17:43,059 or something. 1481 01:17:43,092 --> 01:17:44,093 Huh? 1482 01:17:44,127 --> 01:17:45,428 [barking] 1483 01:17:50,767 --> 01:17:52,335 Get back here. 1484 01:17:57,807 --> 01:17:59,743 Unbelievable. 1485 01:18:01,244 --> 01:18:02,445 Wow. 1486 01:18:06,649 --> 01:18:07,817 Whoa! 1487 01:18:07,851 --> 01:18:09,418 [screams] 1488 01:18:09,452 --> 01:18:11,054 Whoohoo! 1489 01:18:13,222 --> 01:18:14,157 Whoohoo! 1490 01:18:16,092 --> 01:18:17,226 Whoa! 1491 01:18:17,260 --> 01:18:18,728 How do you stop this crazy thing? 1492 01:18:18,762 --> 01:18:20,263 It's the dog. 1493 01:18:21,564 --> 01:18:23,632 How'd he learn to do that? 1494 01:18:23,666 --> 01:18:25,368 I'll be right with you ladies. 1495 01:18:28,071 --> 01:18:29,405 He's coming back. 1496 01:18:29,438 --> 01:18:32,575 -[yelps] -[screaming] 1497 01:18:33,877 --> 01:18:35,244 Ahh! 1498 01:18:36,512 --> 01:18:37,847 [wheezing] 1499 01:18:38,915 --> 01:18:39,983 [laughing] 1500 01:18:40,016 --> 01:18:41,818 [screaming] 1501 01:18:41,851 --> 01:18:44,253 3-5 to gold leader, I'm going in. 1502 01:18:46,622 --> 01:18:48,424 Ahh! 1503 01:18:48,457 --> 01:18:50,526 [clock chiming] 1504 01:18:52,161 --> 01:18:53,262 [giggling] 1505 01:18:54,931 --> 01:18:57,066 I sure cleaned his clock. 1506 01:18:59,635 --> 01:19:00,937 Run, get help! 1507 01:19:00,970 --> 01:19:02,806 Who do I look like? Lassie? 1508 01:19:07,710 --> 01:19:09,012 Huh? Ow. 1509 01:19:22,826 --> 01:19:24,127 Where'd he go? 1510 01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:25,161 Hmm? 1511 01:19:42,311 --> 01:19:45,548 Come on out and fight like a man, you little midget! 1512 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:50,019 I know you're out here someplace. 1513 01:19:54,223 --> 01:19:56,025 Hey, up here, burrito butt! 1514 01:19:57,026 --> 01:19:59,262 -[laughs] -That was a terrible shot! 1515 01:20:02,031 --> 01:20:03,833 You aim like a dog! 1516 01:20:03,867 --> 01:20:06,102 Is that the best you can do? 1517 01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:09,038 I've seen better shots at doctor's offices! 1518 01:20:11,774 --> 01:20:14,010 Ha! You missed me! 1519 01:20:16,412 --> 01:20:20,549 Why don't you show me something, you little two-bit canine? 1520 01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:22,518 [fabric stretching] 1521 01:20:22,551 --> 01:20:24,053 [gasping] 1522 01:20:24,087 --> 01:20:25,788 Incoming! 1523 01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:31,460 [screams] 1524 01:20:31,494 --> 01:20:32,795 Bullseye! 1525 01:20:36,432 --> 01:20:38,134 Wake up! Louie! 1526 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:39,335 Louie, wake up! 1527 01:20:39,368 --> 01:20:40,569 [groans] 1528 01:20:40,603 --> 01:20:42,305 He's in the attic, come on! 1529 01:20:42,338 --> 01:20:43,306 Okay. 1530 01:20:59,822 --> 01:21:01,157 Louie: He's trapped. 1531 01:21:07,563 --> 01:21:10,433 [groaning] 1532 01:21:15,171 --> 01:21:16,940 I'm gonna kill that dog. 1533 01:21:32,355 --> 01:21:34,323 [grunts] 1534 01:21:34,357 --> 01:21:35,324 Huh? Oh! 1535 01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:39,428 Stu, what's this? 1536 01:21:39,462 --> 01:21:41,330 It looks like a... 1537 01:21:41,364 --> 01:21:43,699 -Uh, uh... -That's right, 1538 01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:45,068 a booby trap. 1539 01:21:45,101 --> 01:21:47,336 -No. -No. 1540 01:21:47,370 --> 01:21:49,038 -No! No, no. -No, no, no, no. 1541 01:21:49,072 --> 01:21:51,207 Both: No! 1542 01:21:53,076 --> 01:21:54,910 Who else is up there? 1543 01:21:54,944 --> 01:21:56,179 Just that dog. 1544 01:21:57,180 --> 01:21:59,015 [both wheezing] 1545 01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:05,821 I'm gonna kill that dog. 1546 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:10,293 Stu, maybe we should just go. 1547 01:22:10,326 --> 01:22:12,195 Stu: He's just a little dog! 1548 01:22:12,228 --> 01:22:14,297 A little dog! 1549 01:22:15,498 --> 01:22:19,302 No Chihuahua's gonna kick my butt. 1550 01:22:25,874 --> 01:22:27,010 Stu? 1551 01:22:28,644 --> 01:22:29,878 Stu? 1552 01:22:31,614 --> 01:22:32,915 Come on come on. 1553 01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:35,084 Here, come on. 1554 01:22:35,118 --> 01:22:37,453 Come on, chop chop. They'll be back in a second. 1555 01:22:39,288 --> 01:22:40,990 They're outside. Lock the windows. 1556 01:22:59,075 --> 01:23:00,043 [screams] 1557 01:23:01,910 --> 01:23:04,613 You get the girl. The dog is mine. 1558 01:23:09,185 --> 01:23:10,853 Hey! 1559 01:23:10,886 --> 01:23:13,922 Want some smack and cheese? 1560 01:23:13,956 --> 01:23:16,225 Mac and cheese? 1561 01:23:16,259 --> 01:23:17,293 No. 1562 01:23:17,326 --> 01:23:18,861 Smack and cheese! 1563 01:23:27,070 --> 01:23:28,304 Uh-oh. 1564 01:23:29,705 --> 01:23:31,507 You're a dead dog. 1565 01:23:31,540 --> 01:23:35,344 D-E-D, dead. 1566 01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:38,681 Check your spelling. 1567 01:23:38,714 --> 01:23:39,748 Hayley! 1568 01:23:39,782 --> 01:23:40,916 Now what? 1569 01:23:40,949 --> 01:23:42,418 I don't know. Maybe we should go next door 1570 01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:44,353 -and call the police. -Good idea, let's go. 1571 01:23:44,387 --> 01:23:46,155 [screams] 1572 01:23:46,189 --> 01:23:48,457 -[Lucretia screams] -Let me go. 1573 01:23:48,491 --> 01:23:50,093 Ooh! Ow! 1574 01:23:50,126 --> 01:23:51,927 [screams] 1575 01:23:55,664 --> 01:23:58,634 Both: Let me out! Let me out! 1576 01:23:58,667 --> 01:24:02,371 Now that is what you put in an armoire! 1577 01:24:04,173 --> 01:24:06,008 [barks] Hey, up here! 1578 01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:07,610 Come and get me. 1579 01:24:09,178 --> 01:24:10,446 Forget him, Stu. 1580 01:24:10,479 --> 01:24:12,415 Let's just find the money and get out of here. 1581 01:24:12,448 --> 01:24:14,450 Thor: The scent leads in here! 1582 01:24:14,483 --> 01:24:16,185 Ai, Chihuahua! 1583 01:24:16,219 --> 01:24:17,720 You came after all. 1584 01:24:17,753 --> 01:24:18,987 Thor: Our pleasure. 1585 01:24:19,021 --> 01:24:20,556 [barking] 1586 01:24:20,589 --> 01:24:21,924 [screaming] 1587 01:24:21,957 --> 01:24:23,359 -Damien: Eh, bandidos! -Thor: Let's get 'em. 1588 01:24:24,793 --> 01:24:26,295 [growling] 1589 01:24:28,030 --> 01:24:29,665 [screaming] 1590 01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:33,302 Stu: Get out of the way! 1591 01:24:38,641 --> 01:24:40,743 [panting] 1592 01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:43,779 [barks] 1593 01:24:43,812 --> 01:24:44,813 [growls] 1594 01:24:45,814 --> 01:24:47,082 Nananana. 1595 01:24:47,116 --> 01:24:48,184 [laughs] 1596 01:24:56,325 --> 01:24:57,526 [barks] 1597 01:24:58,694 --> 01:24:59,828 [barks] 1598 01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:03,098 There he is. 1599 01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:05,234 [barking] 1600 01:25:05,268 --> 01:25:06,535 -Get him. -[barking] 1601 01:25:09,738 --> 01:25:10,839 [barking] 1602 01:25:10,873 --> 01:25:12,074 Careful. 1603 01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:14,243 [barking] 1604 01:25:14,277 --> 01:25:15,878 Here, doggie. 1605 01:25:16,912 --> 01:25:19,415 Louie: Time to say your prayers. 1606 01:25:21,184 --> 01:25:22,251 Both: Huh? 1607 01:25:23,319 --> 01:25:24,253 What? 1608 01:25:27,022 --> 01:25:28,824 -[barking] -Oh. 1609 01:25:34,197 --> 01:25:35,364 What the-- 1610 01:25:39,368 --> 01:25:40,403 Huh? 1611 01:25:43,206 --> 01:25:44,907 Hey, let go of me. 1612 01:25:47,610 --> 01:25:49,144 Whoa! 1613 01:25:49,178 --> 01:25:50,979 [both whimper] 1614 01:26:05,194 --> 01:26:07,430 Stu, I just want to go home. 1615 01:26:07,463 --> 01:26:09,432 Me too, little brother. 1616 01:26:09,465 --> 01:26:10,799 Me too. 1617 01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:11,967 [blows] 1618 01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:22,311 -Mommy. -Damien: Way to go, little guy. 1619 01:26:22,345 --> 01:26:24,547 -[Thor laughs] -We'll keep an eye on 'em. 1620 01:26:24,580 --> 01:26:26,215 -Nice doggie. -[growls] 1621 01:26:26,249 --> 01:26:27,550 -Good doggie. -[growling] 1622 01:26:27,583 --> 01:26:28,851 [barking] 1623 01:26:28,884 --> 01:26:31,387 Sit! Sit! 1624 01:26:31,420 --> 01:26:32,655 [barks] 1625 01:26:32,688 --> 01:26:34,990 Who's the man? Who's the man? 1626 01:26:38,427 --> 01:26:40,929 [police sirens wail] 1627 01:26:54,109 --> 01:26:55,311 What the-- 1628 01:27:07,623 --> 01:27:08,657 [barks] 1629 01:27:16,399 --> 01:27:17,633 Who are you? 1630 01:27:17,666 --> 01:27:19,802 We're just checking the gas meter. 1631 01:27:19,835 --> 01:27:21,069 It's working good. 1632 01:27:21,103 --> 01:27:23,005 Lucretia.: Help! Let us out! Somebody! 1633 01:27:23,038 --> 01:27:23,972 Hayley: Grandma! 1634 01:27:24,006 --> 01:27:25,674 What have you done? 1635 01:27:28,143 --> 01:27:31,547 Lucretia, Hayley! Oh my! 1636 01:27:31,580 --> 01:27:33,516 Are you all right? 1637 01:27:33,549 --> 01:27:34,683 I'm fine, Grandma. 1638 01:27:34,717 --> 01:27:37,185 What happened here? Who are these people? 1639 01:27:37,219 --> 01:27:39,254 -Burglars-- they tied us up. -Mrs. Jeffries, I'm sorry, 1640 01:27:39,288 --> 01:27:42,791 but you leave us no choice. We-- What is going on here? 1641 01:27:42,825 --> 01:27:44,793 We have a warrant to search and seize 1642 01:27:44,827 --> 01:27:45,861 sizable cash holdings. 1643 01:27:48,331 --> 01:27:50,666 You want the money? Take it. It's in there. 1644 01:27:50,699 --> 01:27:52,034 Policeman: We've been looking for you two. 1645 01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:55,904 You couldn't find a safer place than the armoire? 1646 01:27:55,938 --> 01:27:57,473 They didn't find it. 1647 01:27:57,506 --> 01:27:59,542 The armoire. 1648 01:27:59,575 --> 01:28:01,410 [both grunt] 1649 01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:04,547 Policeman: All right, let's cut 'em down. 1650 01:28:04,580 --> 01:28:06,281 All right, guys, easy. 1651 01:28:06,315 --> 01:28:07,850 You have the right to remain silent-- 1652 01:28:07,883 --> 01:28:08,784 How'd you catch these guys? 1653 01:28:08,817 --> 01:28:11,454 He's the one who saved us. 1654 01:28:11,487 --> 01:28:14,990 [sighs] Well, that's some cat, I tell you. 1655 01:28:16,024 --> 01:28:17,693 Oh, brother. 1656 01:28:17,726 --> 01:28:19,328 Louie: Stuart did it. 1657 01:28:19,362 --> 01:28:21,196 Hey, babe, you okay? 1658 01:28:26,134 --> 01:28:27,336 [grunts] 1659 01:28:27,370 --> 01:28:28,471 Oh, man. 1660 01:28:28,504 --> 01:28:30,839 I think I'm going back to cheerleading. 1661 01:28:33,742 --> 01:28:35,411 -Stu: Oh, officer, are those cuffs-- -Hey, 1662 01:28:35,444 --> 01:28:36,979 are you two looking for a home? 1663 01:28:37,012 --> 01:28:38,246 Who? Us? 1664 01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:40,416 Come on, boys. 1665 01:28:40,449 --> 01:28:43,419 Thor: Heh, she can chain me up any day. 1666 01:28:45,187 --> 01:28:46,855 Louie: Please don't tell our mom. 1667 01:28:46,889 --> 01:28:48,156 Stu: Shut up, Louie. 1668 01:28:52,828 --> 01:28:54,329 Thanks for walking me home, Stephen. 1669 01:28:54,363 --> 01:28:56,131 No biggie. I'll see you tomorrow, okay? 1670 01:28:56,164 --> 01:28:57,400 Sure. 1671 01:29:02,805 --> 01:29:04,239 Home sweet home. 1672 01:29:08,611 --> 01:29:10,278 -Hi, Grandma. -Hi. 1673 01:29:11,547 --> 01:29:14,149 Oh, I'm so glad to see that you're making new friends. 1674 01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:15,451 He's nice. 1675 01:29:15,484 --> 01:29:16,519 Hm-hmm. 1676 01:29:17,786 --> 01:29:19,087 You know what? 1677 01:29:19,121 --> 01:29:20,556 I'm taking our cash 1678 01:29:20,589 --> 01:29:22,124 and I'm gonna put it in the bank 1679 01:29:22,157 --> 01:29:24,359 as an investment for your future. 1680 01:29:24,393 --> 01:29:27,129 Is it because they made you or because you wanted to? 1681 01:29:27,162 --> 01:29:29,331 Ugh, those two idiots 1682 01:29:29,364 --> 01:29:31,400 couldn't make me wish for sunny day. 1683 01:29:31,434 --> 01:29:34,169 They're back there processing their tax returns. 1684 01:29:35,438 --> 01:29:36,705 I'm doing it because you're very, 1685 01:29:36,739 --> 01:29:38,340 very important to me, sweetheart. 1686 01:29:39,975 --> 01:29:41,276 Thanks, Grandma. 1687 01:29:42,310 --> 01:29:43,512 I love a happy ending. 1688 01:29:46,415 --> 01:29:47,450 Have you come up with a name 1689 01:29:47,483 --> 01:29:48,617 for your kitty yet? 1690 01:29:48,651 --> 01:29:52,120 Well, I figure when the odds are totally against him, 1691 01:29:52,154 --> 01:29:53,456 he bounces back quick, 1692 01:29:53,489 --> 01:29:54,590 like a ping pong. 1693 01:29:54,623 --> 01:29:57,059 So I'll call him Ping. 1694 01:29:57,092 --> 01:29:59,094 Ping, I like that. 1695 01:29:59,127 --> 01:30:00,963 Well, it beats monkey face. 1696 01:30:07,069 --> 01:30:08,904 Oh, my god! 1697 01:30:10,005 --> 01:30:11,273 He's a dog! 1698 01:30:11,306 --> 01:30:13,509 That's right. Just an ordinary dog. 1699 01:30:13,542 --> 01:30:14,710 [woofs] 1700 01:30:14,743 --> 01:30:16,812 [music plays] 103346