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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:29,899 --> 00:03:32,899 -And now take me to his father. 2 00:03:33,499 --> 00:03:38,939 See you later Conchita. I'll be back soon. Let's go. 3 00:03:46,099 --> 00:03:48,139 THE CANNIBALISTIC COUNCILLOR 4 00:03:51,419 --> 00:03:53,419 I'm sick of everything... 5 00:03:53,419 --> 00:03:58,339 of men, of diets, of collagen, of liposuction, of politics... 6 00:03:58,379 --> 00:04:00,339 sick of everything, apart from sex. 7 00:04:00,459 --> 00:04:02,539 I'm social affairs advisor... 8 00:04:02,539 --> 00:04:05,139 as much in my personal life as in my professional one. 9 00:04:05,139 --> 00:04:08,859 I believe that sex is a profoundly social matter 10 00:04:09,299 --> 00:04:12,298 and that sexual pleasure is something that everyone should have access to. 11 00:04:12,298 --> 00:04:14,778 without prejudice or limits. 12 00:04:15,738 --> 00:04:18,978 We should encourage the culture of promiscuity, 13 00:04:18,978 --> 00:04:22,138 of swapping partners and having many lovers. 14 00:04:24,218 --> 00:04:29,178 Desire should be acknowledged as the principal means to a better society. 15 00:04:30,018 --> 00:04:33,698 When you desire someone, you don't usually want to harm them. 16 00:04:33,698 --> 00:04:35,978 It means you're compassionate towards them. 17 00:04:36,178 --> 00:04:39,018 Unless you're rejected, of course. 18 00:04:39,018 --> 00:04:43,458 I think this is a very interesting, yet unexplored issue. 19 00:04:43,898 --> 00:04:49,218 Especially from female, political and right-wing perspectives. 20 00:04:58,577 --> 00:05:04,497 I'll take a year off to write a book that addresses this issue. 21 00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:09,257 A book where I can write any whim that comes to mind 22 00:05:09,257 --> 00:05:11,617 during the assemblies and the ceremonies at the prefecture. 23 00:05:11,617 --> 00:05:16,497 The openings of park and tunnels, mass at Madrid's Cathedral etc. 24 00:05:16,657 --> 00:05:20,297 at these times - as at all times - all I think about is sex. 25 00:05:20,457 --> 00:05:26,377 My only interest lies in checking out a man's behind, then his feet, and his package. 26 00:05:26,617 --> 00:05:29,657 So I use sunglasses and lie about having a phobia of light. 27 00:05:29,657 --> 00:05:31,817 But I can look at whatever I want. 28 00:05:31,857 --> 00:05:33,977 My problem started very early on 29 00:05:36,456 --> 00:05:40,296 my interest in men's parts began at aroung age 4. 30 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:44,296 and I could just grab them by lifting my hand as if I was picking fruit. 31 00:05:45,656 --> 00:05:49,296 At the beginning I was very successful, and very popular with everyone. 32 00:05:49,736 --> 00:05:52,496 Until all the men in my family and among my friends 33 00:05:52,536 --> 00:05:55,616 (none of whom were gay) 34 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:59,216 began to reject me when thay saw me coming. 35 00:06:00,256 --> 00:06:04,176 I learned to be an outsider at an early age. It's very hard. 36 00:06:04,216 --> 00:06:08,136 You start to despise yourself at as young as age three. 37 00:06:08,296 --> 00:06:10,296 I learned from hearing screams of 38 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:13,336 "Don't touch that!" "Don't eat that!" 39 00:06:13,376 --> 00:06:15,735 God it was a hard age! 40 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:18,415 I think Franco was a good ruler, 41 00:06:18,415 --> 00:06:21,495 but when it came to sex, he was clueless. 42 00:06:24,295 --> 00:06:26,655 I cherish everything about the male body. 43 00:06:26,895 --> 00:06:32,215 But I love the feet the most. Ah the feet! They drive me crazy. 44 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:36,095 Once I was talking about it at a party. 45 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:38,615 At that point everyone was half out of it. 46 00:06:38,655 --> 00:06:42,775 Well, my colleagues covered their faces 47 00:06:43,415 --> 00:06:46,975 And yet Calie, for example, loves to eat pig's feet. 48 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:50,975 What's the difference between eating the feet of a pig and those of a man? 49 00:06:52,615 --> 00:06:57,854 When i said this, the Health Advisor told me that she prefers dick, 50 00:06:57,894 --> 00:07:01,294 and that she likes to hit herself across the face with a cock before sticking it in her mouth. 51 00:07:01,294 --> 00:07:05,454 I told her that this is exactly the problem with the PAP, conveying the image 52 00:07:05,454 --> 00:07:08,974 of a party that's out of touch and stuck in the past. 53 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:13,894 I also like that sucking dick and all, but I want something more! 54 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,614 People expect something more from us. 55 00:07:16,614 --> 00:07:22,054 We have to offer the citizens something more,some alternatives to help them grow and be happier. 56 00:07:22,614 --> 00:07:27,614 The really interesting thing about this -whish could even attract the 57 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:35,014 (I'll dedicated a whole chapter of my book to this) it's that, for example, what I like most when I've got a cock in my mouth, 58 00:07:35,014 --> 00:07:38,174 oh i love a finger in my vagina... 59 00:07:38,174 --> 00:07:44,613 or better still, two fingers in the vagina, or, one i the vagina and the other in my ass. 60 00:07:45,213 --> 00:07:49,453 Specifically, when I'm nicely lubricated, just how I like it 61 00:07:49,453 --> 00:07:52,813 I'll suggest to the people that they try it at home, 62 00:07:52,813 --> 00:07:56,013 because there is nothing more democratic than pleasure. 63 00:07:56,613 --> 00:08:00,213 What I like is to go down on a guy and start to eat his feet and ankles. 64 00:08:05,373 --> 00:08:09,573 Well, one of my fantasies is to eat a man whole, starting with the feet. 65 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:15,573 I tried and I managed to put a whole size 45 foot in my mouth. 66 00:08:17,093 --> 00:08:18,893 What do you think abouth that? 67 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:21,692 I already have the title of my book! 68 00:08:22,172 --> 00:08:24,252 "A Pig in the PAP" 69 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:26,852 Sounds like a bestseller, eh? 70 00:08:27,652 --> 00:08:30,732 You can accuse me of anything, apart from smugness. 71 00:08:30,772 --> 00:08:35,452 Before I go to bed, I do a little self-evaluation and then I can sleep peacefully. 72 00:08:36,212 --> 00:08:38,532 I haven't been sleeping well lately. 73 00:08:38,532 --> 00:08:44,132 Sometimes I think it might be the coke. But I won't have problems stopping. I have control. 74 00:08:53,012 --> 00:08:58,612 What do you think of Pina? I don't think she's beautiful enough to be a model. 75 00:08:58,612 --> 00:09:03,851 Pretty, yes, but look, waiting for a man day and night 76 00:09:03,851 --> 00:09:06,171 is like something from the nineteenth century. 77 00:09:06,211 --> 00:09:09,491 Look, when my husband left me, a few days ago 78 00:09:09,491 --> 00:09:15,211 when he closed the door I screamed really loud, so he could hear. 79 00:09:17,051 --> 00:09:21,211 "OK, let the next one in!" 80 00:09:22,331 --> 00:09:27,171 I went out into the street, and he was waiting for me, the next one. 81 00:09:29,971 --> 00:09:32,931 But I just felt disappointed. 82 00:09:32,931 --> 00:09:36,411 Silvio will tell you. Unless you want me to tell you? 83 00:09:40,131 --> 00:09:45,570 -Hi. -Hi. -Who are you? -Maribel, and you? 84 00:09:45,570 --> 00:09:53,250 -Chon. -Did you notice I was sleeping, Chon? -Like a log. �I had a dream. -Oh yea? What dream? 85 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:57,970 -I think it was an erotic dream. -How wonderful, what happened? 86 00:09:57,970 --> 00:10:04,570 -I don't remember it all, but I think it involved a man's toes. 87 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:07,290 -Did you eat them? -Yes! 88 00:10:07,850 --> 00:10:13,930 -I started to eat them and ended up eating the whole man. Crazy huh? 89 00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:17,290 -I started to eat them and ended up eating the whole man. Crazy huh? 90 00:10:17,290 --> 00:10:20,490 -You're brilliant, despite appearances.8382