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You remember Mr. Santos? 15 00:00:57,556 --> 00:01:00,255 Aw, man, it's been so long, he probably don't remember me, huh? 16 00:01:00,298 --> 00:01:03,388 He's Kev-Kev's uncle. -Oh, my bad. How you doing? 17 00:01:03,432 --> 00:01:06,130 I'm good, I'm good. On that notary grind today. 18 00:01:06,174 --> 00:01:08,698 -Happy to help Moms out. -It look like the Feds about to crack it, 19 00:01:08,741 --> 00:01:10,439 like you're about to put a wire on my mom or something. 20 00:01:10,482 --> 00:01:12,484 -We good, or what? 21 00:01:12,528 --> 00:01:14,834 Nah, nah. We're adding your sister's name to the mortgage. 22 00:01:14,878 --> 00:01:16,793 -Nothing serious like that. -Why you doin' that? 23 00:01:16,836 --> 00:01:19,448 This is no big deal-- just in case something happens to me. 24 00:01:19,491 --> 00:01:22,059 This way, all of us, legally, will be good, 25 00:01:22,103 --> 00:01:24,148 -that's all. -But you know I'm older than her, right? 26 00:01:24,192 --> 00:01:26,194 Why you putting her name on it? 27 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,544 Well... 28 00:01:28,587 --> 00:01:30,894 when it comes to things like the house, we just want 29 00:01:30,937 --> 00:01:33,288 -to make sure that... -You think I'm unstable, crazy or something? 30 00:01:33,331 --> 00:01:34,985 No, baby, I didn't say that. 31 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:38,162 But there's a certain level of-of-of financial stability... 32 00:01:38,206 --> 00:01:39,859 You ain't got no job, bro. 33 00:01:39,903 --> 00:01:42,732 A job? I don't need a job. I'm trying to get a career. 34 00:01:42,775 --> 00:01:44,647 I'm pursuing a career, my actual dream. 35 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:46,866 Just 'cause you a little office manager, that don't mean shit. 36 00:01:46,910 --> 00:01:48,738 Matter of fact, I ain't gonna be here anyway, man. 37 00:01:48,781 --> 00:01:52,133 Now, why do you have to take everything so personally? 38 00:01:52,176 --> 00:01:53,917 Man, I personally don't give a fuck how y'all feel about me. 39 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,658 Y'all discussing family business without me. 40 00:01:55,701 --> 00:01:57,660 LD album drops today. I'm-a blow the fuck up, man. 41 00:01:57,703 --> 00:01:59,444 -Fuck what y'all talkin' about. -Davionte! 42 00:01:59,488 --> 00:02:01,098 -Davionte! -I've been waiting on this moment my whole life. 43 00:02:01,142 --> 00:02:03,056 -Dave. -Davionte! -Don't be calling me 44 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:06,190 -to help you with the mortgage and all that. -Dave! Dave! 45 00:02:11,717 --> 00:02:13,763 ♪ 46 00:02:18,724 --> 00:02:22,032 I don't know how much longer I can be up here. 47 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:24,861 I should have been the "I." 48 00:02:24,904 --> 00:02:25,905 Chuck, you okay? 49 00:02:25,949 --> 00:02:27,342 No, I'm not okay. This is horrible. 50 00:02:27,385 --> 00:02:28,908 I'm so wind-burnt. 51 00:02:28,952 --> 00:02:32,216 The sun is eviscerating me 'cause of the Accutane. 52 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:34,523 We really should have put your name on the billboard. 53 00:02:34,566 --> 00:02:36,394 Why? You have me. You don't need my fuckin' name. 54 00:02:36,438 --> 00:02:38,266 Chuck, it says Penith, no one knows... 55 00:02:38,309 --> 00:02:40,311 -I know, but you have my phys... -It looks like a new Apple product, 56 00:02:40,355 --> 00:02:41,530 like a new release of something. 57 00:02:41,573 --> 00:02:43,227 Is anybody paying attention at all? 58 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:46,622 -No. Not even a little bit, really, but... -No. No. 59 00:02:46,665 --> 00:02:49,146 So, like, so generate buzz. 60 00:02:49,190 --> 00:02:50,626 Chuck, you're so high up. 61 00:02:50,669 --> 00:02:52,584 Y'all giving out those Obama phones? 62 00:02:52,628 --> 00:02:54,151 -What? -The free phones. 63 00:02:54,195 --> 00:02:57,285 Oh. No, we're not, but we did... we did vote for him. 64 00:02:57,328 --> 00:02:58,590 Okay, thank you. 65 00:02:58,634 --> 00:03:00,549 Did she like it? What'd she say? 66 00:03:00,592 --> 00:03:02,725 -She liked it. She loves the ad. -She loved it. 67 00:03:02,768 --> 00:03:03,900 Fuck yeah! 68 00:03:03,943 --> 00:03:05,815 -Penith!Out now! Nice! 69 00:03:05,858 --> 00:03:07,512 Stream Penith! 70 00:03:07,556 --> 00:03:09,819 It sounds like you're saying, "Scream penis." Don't say that. 71 00:03:09,862 --> 00:03:12,300 Hey, Chuck, you got to start doing something, like rap. 72 00:03:12,343 --> 00:03:13,605 You got to get everyone's attention. 73 00:03:13,649 --> 00:03:15,172 Yeah, rap a little bit, Dave. 74 00:03:15,216 --> 00:03:17,000 Uh... 75 00:03:18,349 --> 00:03:20,917 ♪ I gotta flex, I'm the best, now I'm being direct♪ 76 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,832 ♪ I'm unimpressed by these rappers that I see♪ 77 00:03:22,875 --> 00:03:24,703 ♪ In the press, I'm kinda vexed by the trash♪ 78 00:03:24,747 --> 00:03:26,270 ♪ Like I'm cleaning a mess, they as real♪ 79 00:03:26,314 --> 00:03:28,272 ♪ When they rap as a Chia's a pet♪ 80 00:03:28,316 --> 00:03:29,795 ♪ Their new stocks plummet, men's leg hair, they don't...♪ 81 00:03:29,839 --> 00:03:31,362 -Hey. -What? 82 00:03:31,406 --> 00:03:33,886 Ariana Grande just dropped a surprise album. 83 00:03:36,498 --> 00:03:38,587 How was it? 84 00:03:38,630 --> 00:03:42,112 -Good. -Did you guys just feel a raindrop? 85 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:45,202 Chuck, I can't believe 86 00:03:45,246 --> 00:03:47,117 it's actually hailing in L.A. 87 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,990 Looks like you brought on the bubonic plague. 88 00:03:57,910 --> 00:03:59,695 Gata, right? 89 00:03:59,738 --> 00:04:02,088 -What's up, bro? -Hey. 90 00:04:02,132 --> 00:04:04,961 You know, just fuckin' chillin' really at the end of the day. 91 00:04:05,004 --> 00:04:06,919 -You got the money, or what, bro? -Oh, yeah, yeah. 92 00:04:06,963 --> 00:04:09,270 Uh, I fuckin' love Penith, dude. 93 00:04:09,313 --> 00:04:12,534 Hey, is it true that LD wrote the outro with pink eye? 94 00:04:12,577 --> 00:04:14,971 Bro, you know this is only $250, right? 95 00:04:15,014 --> 00:04:16,277 I told you $300. 96 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,409 Oh, really? No, no, no, it's all there, man. 97 00:04:18,453 --> 00:04:20,019 You short, bro. This $250. 98 00:04:20,063 --> 00:04:22,065 -Oh, okay, okay. Okay, uh... -I said $300. 99 00:04:22,108 --> 00:04:23,980 Actually, if you got another, 100 00:04:24,023 --> 00:04:25,721 I mean, I'll give you another $250 101 00:04:25,764 --> 00:04:27,636 if I could get one for my girl. 102 00:04:28,463 --> 00:04:29,725 All right, dawg. 103 00:04:29,768 --> 00:04:31,292 You gotta follow me on IG for this shit. 104 00:04:31,335 --> 00:04:33,119 Oh, dude, on God, on God I will. 105 00:04:33,163 --> 00:04:35,992 Dude, I mean, maybe, like, follow back, maybe? 106 00:04:36,035 --> 00:04:38,168 Ha-ha! Get that... that LD follow. 107 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:40,301 Wait, wait, wait, this says "friends and family." 108 00:04:40,344 --> 00:04:41,998 Is that VIP? 109 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:43,652 Man, this shit better than VIP, bro. 110 00:04:43,695 --> 00:04:45,349 Come on, stop trippin'. You in the section. 111 00:04:45,393 --> 00:04:47,046 You family now, dawg. 112 00:04:47,090 --> 00:04:48,700 Oh-ho! Fuck yeah, dude! 113 00:04:48,744 --> 00:04:51,050 I just got fuckin' GOATed! 114 00:04:51,094 --> 00:04:53,966 Hey, man, like, but, like, when I get there, do I just... 115 00:04:54,010 --> 00:04:56,447 -Do I just go in... -Man, you're asking way too many questions. 116 00:04:56,491 --> 00:04:57,666 I ain't even been there yet, bro. 117 00:04:57,709 --> 00:04:59,189 -Just use your common sense. -Oh. 118 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,495 Gander up, show the wristband. 119 00:05:00,538 --> 00:05:01,887 You band up, you're good. 120 00:05:01,931 --> 00:05:03,628 Bet, bet, bet, bet. I'll PIBE, man. 121 00:05:03,672 --> 00:05:05,369 -Hey, I love this car, though. 122 00:05:05,413 --> 00:05:08,677 I had the same one when I was in, uh, high school. 123 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:12,550 Uh, unexpectedly lit sound system, right? 124 00:05:12,594 --> 00:05:14,247 -Especially for the time. 125 00:05:14,291 --> 00:05:16,337 Okay, okay, yeah, I'll see you at the album release party! 126 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:19,383 -Fam! Gata, bye. 127 00:05:30,612 --> 00:05:32,570 That's enough. Stop. 128 00:05:32,614 --> 00:05:34,920 I waited my whole career to see what Pitchfork would give me. 129 00:05:34,964 --> 00:05:36,748 Yeah, it's bad, it... But... 130 00:05:36,792 --> 00:05:38,576 No, I wish it was bad. It's literally nothing. 131 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:39,795 They didn't review it. 132 00:05:39,838 --> 00:05:41,405 I'm not even, like, a legitimate artist 133 00:05:41,449 --> 00:05:43,102 -to, like, the media. -We have no placement. 134 00:05:43,146 --> 00:05:44,756 -Apple Music, Spotify... -It's not on any... 135 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,149 It's bullshit. I know. That's why we're here 136 00:05:46,192 --> 00:05:47,237 to talk to him about it. 137 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,760 It's, like, I literally 138 00:05:48,804 --> 00:05:51,154 have been working my entire life to make a debut album. 139 00:05:51,197 --> 00:05:53,156 I feel as though I've made a classic one, 140 00:05:53,199 --> 00:05:54,766 and no one even knows about it. 141 00:05:54,810 --> 00:05:56,638 LD, youknow. Why you trippin', bro? 142 00:05:56,681 --> 00:05:58,291 Come on, you got to know you're the GOAT 143 00:05:58,335 --> 00:06:00,642 before you actually become the GOAT, dawg. 144 00:06:00,685 --> 00:06:02,731 Well, it doesn't matter if no one fucking is listening. 145 00:06:02,774 --> 00:06:04,950 Well, they... No, they will. -Hello, hello, hello. 146 00:06:04,994 --> 00:06:06,952 Hey, sorry we're a little bit late. 147 00:06:06,996 --> 00:06:08,345 Have we met? I'm Ryan. 148 00:06:08,389 --> 00:06:10,216 I'm with Urban Marketing Division here. 149 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:12,958 Ryan, uh, where's Tessa? 150 00:06:13,002 --> 00:06:14,264 She couldn't make it. 151 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:15,787 But we talked. 152 00:06:15,831 --> 00:06:17,310 -I'm fully caught up to speed. -I don't understand. 153 00:06:17,354 --> 00:06:19,312 It's-it's my album release week. 154 00:06:19,356 --> 00:06:20,923 And on that note... 155 00:06:25,884 --> 00:06:28,104 Do you have any idea how hard it is to get 156 00:06:28,147 --> 00:06:29,975 a number one on your first album? 157 00:06:30,019 --> 00:06:31,455 Number one? What do you mean? 158 00:06:31,499 --> 00:06:33,239 Did the Billboard charts come out? 159 00:06:33,283 --> 00:06:36,199 Number one comedy album in the country. 160 00:06:36,242 --> 00:06:38,375 Fuck you, Anthony Jeselnik! 161 00:06:39,158 --> 00:06:40,769 Comedy? I don't even... 162 00:06:40,812 --> 00:06:43,989 That... What am I on the actual Billboard top 100 chart? 163 00:06:44,033 --> 00:06:46,078 Ninety-one. 164 00:06:46,122 --> 00:06:49,952 Top 100 debut. You did that! 165 00:06:49,995 --> 00:06:51,736 -Ninety-one. 166 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:54,957 Top 100 in the world, LD? You charting like that, bro? 167 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,046 -That's nuts. -Country. 168 00:06:57,089 --> 00:06:58,700 Still nuts. Hundo P. 169 00:06:58,743 --> 00:07:01,659 Okay, you should all be ashamed of yourselves. 170 00:07:01,703 --> 00:07:03,661 I don't... I have no idea why people 171 00:07:03,705 --> 00:07:06,011 are, like, celebrating such mediocrity. 172 00:07:06,055 --> 00:07:07,970 Okay, it was-it was a little more crowded weekend 173 00:07:08,013 --> 00:07:10,668 -than anybody could have imagined, but... -Ninety-one? 174 00:07:10,712 --> 00:07:12,496 we're just getting started, okay? 175 00:07:12,540 --> 00:07:14,063 You know, there's a lot of traction around Delaware. 176 00:07:14,106 --> 00:07:15,760 So I want to understand exactly what's going on there. 177 00:07:15,804 --> 00:07:18,241 Delaware. We're pumping out Delaware stats now? 178 00:07:18,284 --> 00:07:21,374 -It's huge over there. -I don't care about Delaware. 179 00:07:21,418 --> 00:07:23,376 All I'm hearing is a bunch of nonsense. 180 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:24,813 I'm not seeing anything, Ryan. You've done nothing 181 00:07:24,856 --> 00:07:26,684 as far as marketing or promotion at all. 182 00:07:26,728 --> 00:07:28,294 Like, what are you talk... I'm, like, I'm on my billboards 183 00:07:28,338 --> 00:07:30,949 getting, like, wind-raped. 184 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:33,996 -What are you doing? -Don't forget about your album release party tonight. 185 00:07:34,039 --> 00:07:35,954 -Yeah. -Now, that could generate a lot of buzz, 186 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:38,609 and we are gonna be all over that, you can believe me. 187 00:07:38,653 --> 00:07:40,829 A lot of buzz? Ryan, are you a computer or a guy? 188 00:07:40,872 --> 00:07:42,526 I-I... What are you saying? 189 00:07:42,570 --> 00:07:44,528 Do you know what an album release party even is? 190 00:07:44,572 --> 00:07:45,921 There's no buzz. There's no journalists 191 00:07:45,964 --> 00:07:47,792 -typing about it. It's, like, people, like, 192 00:07:47,836 --> 00:07:49,707 going to a bar and, like, having drinks 193 00:07:49,751 --> 00:07:51,056 while, like, music plays. 194 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:53,581 Well... it might be a good idea for you, Dave, 195 00:07:53,624 --> 00:07:55,844 to invite some of your celebrity friends. 196 00:07:55,887 --> 00:07:58,542 -Maybe they could come, they could post about it. -Oh, my God. 197 00:07:58,586 --> 00:08:00,065 -Right? That sounds like a plan. 198 00:08:00,109 --> 00:08:01,937 Yeah, I'll just reach out to my most valued contacts 199 00:08:01,980 --> 00:08:04,505 and be like, "Hey, everybody, could you do the biggest favor 200 00:08:04,548 --> 00:08:06,419 "I'll ever ask of you and come see me 201 00:08:06,463 --> 00:08:07,856 at my worst and low point?" 202 00:08:07,899 --> 00:08:10,423 I'm humiliated right now. I'm not being seen. 203 00:08:10,467 --> 00:08:11,947 Fuck that. No album release party. 204 00:08:11,990 --> 00:08:13,644 -We are canceling that... -How you gonna cancel that, bro? 205 00:08:13,688 --> 00:08:15,603 Come on, man, you've been prepping for this album 206 00:08:15,646 --> 00:08:17,474 -for your whole life. Be grateful, be thankful, bro. -Gata... 207 00:08:17,518 --> 00:08:19,258 -You got something to celebrate, bro. -Gata, stop! 208 00:08:19,302 --> 00:08:21,173 Please? I'm not going to the fucking party. 209 00:08:21,217 --> 00:08:23,306 -No way. Stop. Cancel it. Okay, 210 00:08:23,349 --> 00:08:25,090 unlike our friend Gata here, who is a prodigy 211 00:08:25,134 --> 00:08:27,223 at finding success in failure, all I'm seeing out of you 212 00:08:27,266 --> 00:08:29,007 is failure that you've labeled as success. 213 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:31,967 I can assure you that we are going to do everything 214 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:34,360 in our power to make sure that you guys are happy... 215 00:08:34,404 --> 00:08:36,972 But we're not happy. And on top of that, 216 00:08:37,015 --> 00:08:39,104 I hope to God you have some trick up your sleeve 217 00:08:39,148 --> 00:08:41,716 -for our VMA performance, 'cause that's a big deal to us. Yeah. 218 00:08:41,759 --> 00:08:44,109 The VMAs are the Super Bowl of Penith. 219 00:08:44,153 --> 00:08:46,068 -Mm. -Maybe it's a visual album, 220 00:08:46,111 --> 00:08:48,157 and that's why this isn't, like, really registering with people, 221 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,115 but, like, this is everything, 222 00:08:50,159 --> 00:08:51,464 -this performance. -Guys, listen, 223 00:08:51,508 --> 00:08:54,293 we're very excited about the VMAs, too. 224 00:08:54,337 --> 00:08:56,252 But, as you know, the industry is still reacting 225 00:08:56,295 --> 00:08:58,297 to the ripple effects of Ariana. 226 00:08:58,341 --> 00:08:59,995 And we-we just found out 227 00:09:00,038 --> 00:09:02,606 that she wants to perform at the VMAs now, too. 228 00:09:02,650 --> 00:09:04,565 So, unfortunately, four minutes of the show 229 00:09:04,608 --> 00:09:06,479 need to be taken from elsewhere in order to make... 230 00:09:06,523 --> 00:09:09,352 -make room for her set. What does that have to do with us? 231 00:09:11,441 --> 00:09:13,138 They're gonna cut down your act, uh... 232 00:09:13,182 --> 00:09:16,315 -Cut my act down? Cut my... By how-by how much time? -Why? 233 00:09:16,359 --> 00:09:17,839 -Well... -I've been rehearsing 234 00:09:17,882 --> 00:09:19,623 -for fuckin' weeks. -We don't know the exact number. 235 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:20,972 We got that on an email chain. 236 00:09:21,016 --> 00:09:22,495 We're gonna find that out as soon as we can. 237 00:09:22,539 --> 00:09:24,062 Consult the chain and say, 238 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:25,847 "Hey, how long's his act, 'cause he's got to perform it 239 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:26,978 -at the end of the week." -Yeah, it's just a little late, 240 00:09:27,022 --> 00:09:27,979 uh, tonight. 241 00:09:28,023 --> 00:09:29,807 Okay. 242 00:09:29,851 --> 00:09:32,157 I want everybody in this room to know 243 00:09:32,201 --> 00:09:34,682 that I feel very alone right now. 244 00:09:36,684 --> 00:09:37,946 Dave... 245 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,863 Gata, let's go. 246 00:10:03,798 --> 00:10:07,671 ♪ I joke a lot, I know♪ 247 00:10:07,715 --> 00:10:11,632 ♪ The voice inside of me is 12 years old♪ 248 00:10:11,675 --> 00:10:14,809 ♪ Yeah, I need guidance, I just turned 30♪ 249 00:10:14,852 --> 00:10:17,028 ♪ And I'm still freestyling♪ 250 00:10:17,072 --> 00:10:20,684 ♪ So this is how YOLO beats doubt♪ 251 00:10:20,728 --> 00:10:22,512 ♪ And hope breeds vows♪ 252 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,471 ♪ I won't be proud till I'm crowned♪ 253 00:10:25,515 --> 00:10:27,212 -♪ You holding me down ♪ 254 00:10:27,256 --> 00:10:29,562 ♪ Or are you holding me down?♪ 255 00:10:29,606 --> 00:10:33,697 ♪ Will I break out or will I break down?♪ 256 00:10:33,741 --> 00:10:36,178 ♪ I'm calling my shot, aw♪ 257 00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:38,006 ♪ This is my plot, aw♪ 258 00:10:38,049 --> 00:10:39,747 ♪ Just let me be not wrong♪ 259 00:10:39,790 --> 00:10:41,749 ♪ Everything is right in front of me♪ 260 00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:43,576 ♪ So I don't see what's right in front of me♪ 261 00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:46,754 ♪ I'm only seeing what it's gonna be♪ 262 00:10:53,238 --> 00:10:55,284 ♪ 263 00:10:59,418 --> 00:11:01,812 ♪ 264 00:11:07,949 --> 00:11:10,212 ♪ 265 00:11:17,436 --> 00:11:19,482 ♪ 266 00:11:38,675 --> 00:11:40,416 ♪ 267 00:11:40,459 --> 00:11:42,287 ♪ Bring the sheep to the man♪ 268 00:11:42,331 --> 00:11:44,681 ♪ I do everything I can♪ 269 00:11:44,725 --> 00:11:46,422 -♪ Got a million on the Gram♪ -♪ Hey♪ 270 00:11:46,465 --> 00:11:48,119 ♪ Follow me or you'll be damned♪ 271 00:11:48,163 --> 00:11:49,817 ♪ North-side, East-side, Jesus Christ♪ 272 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:51,557 ♪ Way, way, way, way, way up in this bitch♪ 273 00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:53,734 ♪ Count the days, it's almost here♪ 274 00:11:53,777 --> 00:11:55,736 -♪ Talking cray, but you convinced♪ -♪ Wait♪ 275 00:11:55,779 --> 00:11:57,607 ♪ Heaven-sent, I am nothing like the present men♪ 276 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,565 ♪ Wasn't fuckin' with the president♪ 277 00:11:59,609 --> 00:12:01,437 ♪ This world got way too sensitive, it's so evident♪ 278 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,178 ♪ We let the devil in, I'm not a reverend♪ 279 00:12:03,221 --> 00:12:04,788 ♪ I'm irreverent, but still I'm colder♪ 280 00:12:04,832 --> 00:12:06,572 ♪ Than The Revenant, I'll put the effort in♪ 281 00:12:06,616 --> 00:12:08,400 ♪ To be a better man, let him in♪ 282 00:12:08,444 --> 00:12:10,272 ♪ Hey, I been walking around the town♪ 283 00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:11,969 ♪ Talking what I'm 'bout, walking all around♪ 284 00:12:12,013 --> 00:12:13,797 ♪ Drawing all the crowds, garnering the clout♪ 285 00:12:13,841 --> 00:12:15,668 ♪ Callin' all 'em out, following devout♪ 286 00:12:15,712 --> 00:12:17,670 ♪ Volleying the doubt, swallowing it down♪ 287 00:12:17,714 --> 00:12:19,368 ♪ Hollering it loud, they know not what they do♪ 288 00:12:19,411 --> 00:12:21,152 ♪ They trying to box in the Jew?♪ 289 00:12:21,196 --> 00:12:22,980 ♪ PG with the crack, had to come back♪ 290 00:12:23,024 --> 00:12:24,939 ♪ Got a lil' bread, took that, made a lot more bread♪ 291 00:12:24,982 --> 00:12:26,810 ♪ Now the gang getting fed, bring a lunch bag♪ 292 00:12:26,854 --> 00:12:28,681 ♪ All of my plans started popping in advance♪ 293 00:12:28,725 --> 00:12:30,509 ♪ All the seeds turned to plants, full circle♪ 294 00:12:30,553 --> 00:12:32,511 ♪ Like a hubcap, you can hear the chants♪ 295 00:12:32,555 --> 00:12:34,600 ♪ Everybody had a chance, everybody trying to dance♪ 296 00:12:34,644 --> 00:12:36,472 ♪ When I pull up with the jams, everybody going ham young man♪ 297 00:12:36,515 --> 00:12:38,300 ♪ Got a plan, they don't even understand♪ 298 00:12:38,343 --> 00:12:39,692 ♪ Stand, stand, stand, stand, stand...♪ 299 00:12:46,177 --> 00:12:49,572 ♪ I don't eat fruit♪ 300 00:12:49,615 --> 00:12:52,705 ♪ Or vegetables♪ 301 00:12:52,749 --> 00:12:54,882 ♪ I eat the pussy♪ 302 00:12:54,925 --> 00:12:57,536 ♪ And other stuff♪ 303 00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:59,321 -♪ Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!♪ -♪ I don't eat fruit♪ 304 00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:01,105 -♪ No♪ -♪ Or vegetables♪ 305 00:13:01,149 --> 00:13:02,324 -♪ No fruits or vegetables♪ -♪ No, no♪ 306 00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:04,108 ♪ Or vegetables♪ 307 00:13:04,152 --> 00:13:06,241 -♪ No fruits or vegetables♪ -♪ No, no♪ 308 00:13:06,284 --> 00:13:08,547 ♪ Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can't do?♪ 309 00:13:08,591 --> 00:13:10,898 ♪ I would eat your mama's pussy, but I won't eat no fruit♪ 310 00:13:10,941 --> 00:13:14,162 ♪ No fruits or vegetables, no fruits or vegetables♪ 311 00:13:14,205 --> 00:13:17,208 ♪ I am a professional at soaking grown-up genitals♪ 312 00:13:17,252 --> 00:13:18,906 ♪ Women look at me and know for sure♪ 313 00:13:18,949 --> 00:13:21,865 ♪ They heterosexual, they book me at the festivals♪ 314 00:13:21,909 --> 00:13:23,867 ♪ The crowd's been going testicles♪ 315 00:13:31,570 --> 00:13:33,921 ♪ That's a joke, that's a joke!♪ 316 00:13:33,964 --> 00:13:37,968 -♪ Hello♪ -♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, they getting roast♪ 317 00:13:38,012 --> 00:13:39,404 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, that's a joke♪ 318 00:13:39,448 --> 00:13:40,884 ♪ That's a joke, ha, ha♪ 319 00:13:40,928 --> 00:13:42,059 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha♪ 320 00:13:42,103 --> 00:13:43,191 ♪ What a joke♪ 321 00:13:43,234 --> 00:13:44,932 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha♪ 322 00:13:54,942 --> 00:13:57,205 ♪ 323 00:14:05,604 --> 00:14:07,780 Ladies and gentlemen, 324 00:14:07,824 --> 00:14:11,349 I'd like to introduce you to a very special friend, 325 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,830 the urologist Dr. Mecklebaum, 326 00:14:13,874 --> 00:14:17,355 who will go through my body to show you my disorder. 327 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:20,924 I've had surgery as a baby. 328 00:14:20,968 --> 00:14:22,360 But I am not alone. 329 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:25,929 Everyone you see on stage has hypospadias! 330 00:14:25,973 --> 00:14:27,583 This... 331 00:14:27,626 --> 00:14:29,628 is the Penith! 332 00:14:30,847 --> 00:14:32,501 ♪ No, no, I'll never stop rapping♪ 333 00:14:32,544 --> 00:14:34,503 ♪ Everything I say I want happens♪ 334 00:14:34,546 --> 00:14:36,505 ♪ I'm-a get it, 'cause you know I gotta have it♪ 335 00:14:36,548 --> 00:14:38,507 ♪ I don't need to run it up, I'll quarterback it♪ 336 00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:40,335 ♪ I'm a corner pocket type of muthafucka with the 8-ball♪ 337 00:14:40,378 --> 00:14:41,989 ♪ Going in the muthafuckin' hole, dawg♪ 338 00:14:42,032 --> 00:14:43,947 ♪ Like it's game time, got this Lil Dicky♪ 339 00:14:43,991 --> 00:14:45,731 ♪ Getting scrutinized, I'm a big dog, woof!♪ 340 00:14:45,775 --> 00:14:47,429 ♪ Bark at a critic, I got real heart♪ 341 00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:49,344 ♪ Just admit it, I can't be stopped♪ 342 00:14:49,387 --> 00:14:51,172 ♪ Who you kidding, I know you thought I was different♪ 343 00:14:51,215 --> 00:14:52,738 ♪ I know♪ 344 00:14:52,782 --> 00:14:54,653 ♪ I be like, no more overthinking♪ 345 00:14:54,697 --> 00:14:56,046 ♪ I can't even hold on, 'cause I'm sinking♪ 346 00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:57,787 ♪ I can't even...♪ 347 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,484 Ah... 348 00:14:59,528 --> 00:15:01,486 -Okay, at this point, 349 00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:03,924 you would simulate some sort of surgery 350 00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:05,316 or operation or something. 351 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,970 We should talk about what you need, 352 00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:08,319 from a tool perspective, 353 00:15:08,363 --> 00:15:09,755 to, like, actually sell this whole thing. 354 00:15:09,799 --> 00:15:10,974 Well, I mean, normally I'd just... 355 00:15:11,018 --> 00:15:12,236 I'd just use a scalpel. 356 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,718 Mm. So kind of unimpressive, visually. 357 00:15:15,761 --> 00:15:17,894 Do you have anything bigger? You got to realize 358 00:15:17,938 --> 00:15:19,940 you're kind of at the juncture of medicine and stagecraft. 359 00:15:19,983 --> 00:15:22,420 -Oh. Okay. -So it's, like, do you have a bone saw? 360 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:23,639 -Or... Different rules apply. -Oh. 361 00:15:23,682 --> 00:15:24,901 How long was this? 362 00:15:24,945 --> 00:15:27,034 Still too long. Way too long. 363 00:15:27,077 --> 00:15:29,253 You guys making changes? I gotta know if you're gonna do that. 364 00:15:29,297 --> 00:15:30,994 -There are gonna be some changes. No, there's not. 365 00:15:31,038 --> 00:15:32,517 I will email you all of them. Yes, there will be, Dave. 366 00:15:32,561 --> 00:15:33,997 I don't think we're making any changes. 367 00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,564 We have to. I'll let you know, Taz. 368 00:15:35,607 --> 00:15:37,522 -I don't think there's... Why? -There will be. Because. 369 00:15:37,566 --> 00:15:39,176 What do you mean? 'Cause it's so far over. 370 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,612 It's the best thing ever. I'm not changing it. 371 00:15:40,656 --> 00:15:42,440 That's not gonna matter to them. They're gonna 372 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,051 pull you off stage. I mean, they're gonna kill the show. 373 00:15:44,094 --> 00:15:46,009 -Big-time, okay? -Whew! Look, 374 00:15:46,053 --> 00:15:48,011 -I don't think I can cut... -Bro, what if they pull him off stage, 375 00:15:48,055 --> 00:15:50,144 like, crazy, like, by the neck, like, choke him out, and, like, 376 00:15:50,187 --> 00:15:52,407 -the whole thing, like, some security guard shit, dawg. 377 00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:55,453 -Just yank him off while he's... -What if they can't? 378 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,499 What if they can't? What do you mean, what if they can't? 379 00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:58,891 What if they can't pull me off stage 380 00:15:58,935 --> 00:16:01,546 because I'm actually getting a surgery? 381 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:03,070 You know? 382 00:16:03,113 --> 00:16:05,333 Like, we do it for real. 383 00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:07,639 -Uh... -Like, what's MTV gonna do? 384 00:16:07,683 --> 00:16:09,293 They're not gonna pull a guy off stage 385 00:16:09,337 --> 00:16:10,903 if he's getting his fuckin' dick sliced open, 386 00:16:10,947 --> 00:16:12,905 if he's under the knife, there's no way. They're not... 387 00:16:12,949 --> 00:16:15,299 -It's, like, liabil... it's, like... I mean... 388 00:16:15,343 --> 00:16:16,997 Mal... function. It's, like, you know, they can't. 389 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,738 And I know you're gonna give me 500 reasons 390 00:16:19,782 --> 00:16:23,046 -why this is not feasible... -This is the greatest fuckin' idea you've ever had. 391 00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:25,309 -You like it? It is. -This is genius. 392 00:16:25,353 --> 00:16:27,181 -It's a genius idea. -This'll make so many headlines. This'll be huge. 393 00:16:27,224 --> 00:16:29,052 Every publication in the world would cover something like that. 394 00:16:29,096 --> 00:16:30,314 So many people would pick it up. -I'm sorry, 395 00:16:30,358 --> 00:16:31,620 just so we're on the same page. 396 00:16:31,663 --> 00:16:33,752 What surgery are we discussing here? 397 00:16:33,796 --> 00:16:35,537 My second pee-hole. Let's clog it up, 398 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,234 -so I'm no longer pissing on myself every day. -I mean, 399 00:16:37,278 --> 00:16:39,410 -sterility, you want to sterilize... -Sterility? All right. 400 00:16:39,454 --> 00:16:41,456 Sterilize it, add sterile, add sterility. 401 00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:43,240 What do you mean? It's so easy. Isn't it, like, 402 00:16:43,284 --> 00:16:46,026 -a noninvasive procedure? -Yeah. I mean, relatively speaking, 403 00:16:46,069 --> 00:16:47,549 it's a simple skin graft. 404 00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:48,985 -We just have to... -Skin graft! 405 00:16:49,029 --> 00:16:50,639 Perfect. -Do I even need to go under? 406 00:16:50,682 --> 00:16:52,554 Theoretically, no, no. You'd... 407 00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:55,339 So I'm conscious. I could rap. I could probably rap. 408 00:16:55,383 --> 00:16:57,080 100%. Doc, you have to do this. 409 00:16:57,124 --> 00:16:58,125 You get some guy over there to, like, 410 00:16:58,168 --> 00:16:59,517 apply anesthesia or whatever. 411 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:02,172 No, no. That's-that's John. John's a dancer. 412 00:17:02,216 --> 00:17:04,261 -Rub cream. It's... -No, he can't. Yeah, but he can't, Dave. 413 00:17:04,305 --> 00:17:06,655 -We got to get real nurses. -Well, I'd like it to be somewhat numb. 414 00:17:06,698 --> 00:17:09,745 Are you non-union? -Man, this is way sicker than an album release party, right? 415 00:17:09,788 --> 00:17:11,486 -Fuck yeah! Hell yeah! -Hell yeah, man! 416 00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:13,314 Man, I always got this saying, man: 417 00:17:13,357 --> 00:17:14,619 You can't be a priest with no arms, 418 00:17:14,663 --> 00:17:15,968 but you can get some pussy, though. 419 00:17:16,012 --> 00:17:17,448 Dude, that's true, dude. 420 00:17:17,492 --> 00:17:19,059 Are you-are you not performing with him, though? 421 00:17:19,102 --> 00:17:21,583 Because I've seen you on stage every time I've seen him. 422 00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:23,280 Yeah, but this ain't no festival, bro. 423 00:17:23,324 --> 00:17:24,673 This is big-tier, top shit, man, this some 424 00:17:24,716 --> 00:17:26,283 awards show shit-- they got to be, like, 425 00:17:26,327 --> 00:17:27,937 -artistically symmetrical and shit. -Yeah. 426 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,026 But y'all want to go meet him, though? 427 00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:32,202 -Yeah! -Yeah, dude! 428 00:17:32,246 --> 00:17:34,117 Look, obviously, we got a lot to figure out. 429 00:17:34,161 --> 00:17:36,032 You make a list of exactly what you need 430 00:17:36,076 --> 00:17:37,773 -to pull something like this off in time. -Hey, Dave, you think 431 00:17:37,816 --> 00:17:40,515 you could take a picture with my friends real quick, bro? 432 00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:42,647 Who-who... who are these people? 433 00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:44,040 They're the homeys. 434 00:17:44,084 --> 00:17:46,042 Gata, in what world is this the type of thing 435 00:17:46,086 --> 00:17:47,478 you'd bring friends to? 436 00:17:47,522 --> 00:17:49,828 Anybody who does not need to be here, leave. Bye. 437 00:17:49,872 --> 00:17:51,003 Sorry. 438 00:17:51,047 --> 00:17:53,136 Insurance-- where are we at with that? 439 00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:54,485 Because if they cover this... 440 00:17:54,529 --> 00:17:56,096 -Get me that list. -Okay. 441 00:17:56,139 --> 00:17:58,315 -Give me a couple seconds just to... -Process it. 442 00:17:58,359 --> 00:18:01,144 -I understand. Take your time. Make that list. -Thanks. 443 00:18:01,188 --> 00:18:03,190 Look, I think he's gonna do it, 'cause we have the history. 444 00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:06,106 If he doesn't, so many doctors would do it-- it's L.A. 445 00:18:06,149 --> 00:18:08,238 -He's very replaceable. -Exactly. I-I need something 446 00:18:08,282 --> 00:18:10,936 to really fuckin' explode here, because this is my last chance 447 00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:12,938 to prove that I am who I thought I was. 448 00:18:12,982 --> 00:18:15,941 -Yeah. -You have 30 chances to prove this on tour. 449 00:18:15,985 --> 00:18:18,161 -I don't understand. -No, I won't have 30 chances, because my tour's 450 00:18:18,205 --> 00:18:19,945 already being cut down and downsized, 451 00:18:19,989 --> 00:18:21,860 and it went from, like, what I thought was, like, arenas to... 452 00:18:21,904 --> 00:18:24,167 playing, like, local fuckin' 300-cap-room bars 453 00:18:24,211 --> 00:18:27,692 and the Mass Insemination tour doesn't even have mass anymore. 454 00:18:27,736 --> 00:18:29,346 We'll see how the ticket sales go 455 00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:31,392 after we put on the greatest musical performance 456 00:18:31,435 --> 00:18:32,958 in history this week, huh? 457 00:18:33,002 --> 00:18:34,873 This is the type of fuckin' innovative leadership 458 00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:36,527 -I've been waiting for, baby! -That's what I'm talking about. 459 00:18:36,571 --> 00:18:38,181 What the fuck, Gata? He cancels the party 460 00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:40,183 then he kicks us out of this? I thought you were his boy. 461 00:18:40,227 --> 00:18:42,011 -I want my money back. -Have fun in your shitty fuckin' car. 462 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,752 Whoa. 463 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:46,798 You just need to choose the material of the graft. 464 00:18:46,842 --> 00:18:48,626 Is it gonna be your skin or a cadaver? 465 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,585 -I don't want to use either. Corpse's dick? -Yes. 466 00:18:50,628 --> 00:18:52,152 -Don't think about it like it's a corpse. I mean... Hey, Lil Dicky! 467 00:18:52,195 --> 00:18:53,805 Fuck you, man! I paid $300 468 00:18:53,849 --> 00:18:55,590 -to go to your album release party. -Hey, hey, hey. 469 00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:58,462 That fuckin' hype man Gata gives me this fuckin' shit?! 470 00:18:58,506 --> 00:19:00,160 Wait, Gata... The album release party 471 00:19:00,203 --> 00:19:02,292 -was not even open to the public. What did Gata do? -No... 472 00:19:02,336 --> 00:19:03,815 He sold me this fuckin' wristband 473 00:19:03,859 --> 00:19:06,209 to go to your album release party, bro. 474 00:19:06,253 --> 00:19:07,602 I don't know why that happened, 475 00:19:07,645 --> 00:19:09,865 but I am sorry that it did, okay? 476 00:19:09,908 --> 00:19:11,606 I will do anything to make it up to you, okay? 477 00:19:11,649 --> 00:19:13,129 -Okay. All right. -I'm so sorry that 478 00:19:13,173 --> 00:19:14,609 -you've been inconvenienced. -Chill. No, chill. 479 00:19:14,652 --> 00:19:16,306 -Okay. I'm sorry. -Tell my ex that, uh, 480 00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:17,960 -she made a big mistake leaving me. No, no, no. 481 00:19:18,003 --> 00:19:19,831 -You're not gonna take a video. -Uh... I got it. 482 00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,268 -It's okay. It's okay. -I'm rolling. 483 00:19:21,311 --> 00:19:22,791 All right. Hi. 484 00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:26,098 You shouldn't have left him for so many reasons. 485 00:19:26,142 --> 00:19:28,231 Uh, he seems to be... 486 00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:30,233 intelligent 487 00:19:30,277 --> 00:19:32,235 and... strong backbone... 488 00:19:32,279 --> 00:19:34,629 That's right. Fuck you, chip-toothed bitch! 489 00:19:34,672 --> 00:19:37,980 LD thinks you're a fuckin' pygmy slut! Boom! 490 00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:41,244 -That is so good. 491 00:19:41,288 --> 00:19:43,290 Sick, dude. Hey, we should... 492 00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,682 uh, we should smoke... I feel like 493 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,162 you and I are, like, the same personality. 494 00:19:46,206 --> 00:19:47,903 -I'm just getting a call... -Hey, let me... 495 00:19:47,946 --> 00:19:49,339 Hi, Mrs. Ganter. 496 00:19:49,383 --> 00:19:50,993 No. I've been in rehearsal. 497 00:19:51,036 --> 00:19:53,909 I'm sorry, it's crazy with the VMA thing. 498 00:19:55,389 --> 00:19:56,738 He... 499 00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:58,130 Really? 500 00:19:58,174 --> 00:20:00,045 No, he left a while... 501 00:20:01,046 --> 00:20:03,048 Okay. Wow. All right. 502 00:20:03,832 --> 00:20:05,660 I'll talk to him. I'll... Yeah. I hear you. 503 00:20:05,703 --> 00:20:07,618 I will talk to him. Thank you for the heads-up. 504 00:20:07,662 --> 00:20:09,881 You have the worst fans on planet Earth, hands down. 505 00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:11,492 -We have a situation. -What? 506 00:20:11,535 --> 00:20:12,884 Gata's mom just called me 507 00:20:12,928 --> 00:20:14,669 and thinks that he's having a manic episode. 508 00:20:14,712 --> 00:20:17,193 He's ramping up or something, and he just bought a BMW, 509 00:20:17,237 --> 00:20:20,327 -and I don't know, it's a whole lot. -How could he buy a BMW? 510 00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:22,851 -I lent him some money earlier. -You lent him some money? 511 00:20:22,894 --> 00:20:24,853 I lent him $8,000. He needed mon... 512 00:20:24,896 --> 00:20:27,290 -he said he needed money. I don't know. -That's so irresponsible. 513 00:20:27,334 --> 00:20:29,161 -He said he needed money to get by. -We just talked about this. 514 00:20:29,205 --> 00:20:31,642 Yeah, but we're over budget already on this show, dude. 515 00:20:31,686 --> 00:20:33,078 Let me... I have to go talk to him and see, like, 516 00:20:33,122 --> 00:20:35,342 -what the fuck's going on, okay? -That's fine. 517 00:20:35,385 --> 00:20:37,082 -Text me any info. -Dave, they're already getting started, so I got to know-- 518 00:20:37,126 --> 00:20:39,041 are you gonna use a cadaver or your skin? 519 00:20:39,084 --> 00:20:41,043 I mean, they said you could use pig-- if you want to use swine, 520 00:20:41,086 --> 00:20:42,871 -you can. -I'm a Jew. I'm not using pigskin. 521 00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:44,351 -Like... -You're not kosher. 522 00:20:44,394 --> 00:20:46,135 Okay. Text me all the things, okay? 523 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,876 -Color match, color match. -Okay, but... 524 00:20:47,919 --> 00:20:49,356 -Just text it to me. -I need... 525 00:20:49,399 --> 00:20:51,140 -I need a picture of your penis. -Okay. 526 00:20:55,057 --> 00:20:57,494 ♪ There's a welcome mat♪ 527 00:20:57,538 --> 00:20:58,887 ♪ At the door♪ 528 00:21:00,715 --> 00:21:02,064 ♪ And if you come on in♪ 529 00:21:02,107 --> 00:21:05,285 ♪ You're gonna get much more♪ 530 00:21:05,328 --> 00:21:07,199 ♪ There's my chair♪ 531 00:21:07,243 --> 00:21:09,245 ♪ I put it there♪ 532 00:21:09,289 --> 00:21:12,292 ♪ Everything you see♪ 533 00:21:12,335 --> 00:21:14,642 ♪ Is with love and care♪ 534 00:21:14,685 --> 00:21:16,296 ♪ It's my house♪ 535 00:21:16,339 --> 00:21:18,689 ♪ And I live here♪ 536 00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:20,909 ♪ I wanna tell you, it's my house♪ 537 00:21:20,952 --> 00:21:23,738 ♪ And I live here♪ 538 00:21:24,521 --> 00:21:26,088 ♪ On the table♪ 539 00:21:27,002 --> 00:21:28,873 ♪ There sits a rose♪ 540 00:21:28,917 --> 00:21:30,745 ♪ Books of feeling♪ 541 00:21:30,788 --> 00:21:33,835 ♪ On the shelf above♪ 542 00:21:33,878 --> 00:21:37,752 ♪ 'Cause it was built for love...♪ 543 00:21:38,579 --> 00:21:42,626 ♪ It was built for love...♪ 544 00:21:44,411 --> 00:21:45,542 ♪ It's my house♪ 545 00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:47,979 ♪ And I live here...♪ 546 00:21:49,154 --> 00:21:50,330 Hey, man. 547 00:21:50,373 --> 00:21:52,767 -You good? -Yo, what you doing here, bro? 548 00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:55,639 -Want to sit down and relax for a second... -Sit down and relax, bruh? 549 00:21:55,683 --> 00:21:57,728 I said, what are you doing here? You speak English? 550 00:21:57,772 --> 00:22:00,035 Yeah. Uh, okay. 551 00:22:00,078 --> 00:22:02,080 -Gata, your mom... your mom called me. 552 00:22:02,124 --> 00:22:05,475 And she told me that she thinks you might be ramping up. 553 00:22:05,519 --> 00:22:07,869 I feel like I've had 45 seconds of a window into your life... 554 00:22:07,912 --> 00:22:09,827 Bro, I can't use my energy in a positive way? 555 00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:11,481 I'm shooting a video with Emma. 556 00:22:11,525 --> 00:22:14,658 Emma? I don't see Emma anywhere. 557 00:22:14,702 --> 00:22:16,399 Bro, she went to go get a battery. 558 00:22:16,443 --> 00:22:17,966 Stop acting like a fuckin' dickhead. 559 00:22:18,009 --> 00:22:19,881 I'm not gonna be offended by that, because I feel like 560 00:22:19,924 --> 00:22:21,665 -this isn't you right now. -Who the fuck are you, 561 00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:22,753 a life coach? This is me. 562 00:22:22,797 --> 00:22:23,972 I'm standing right here, bro. 563 00:22:24,015 --> 00:22:25,408 You don't see me? I'm right here. 564 00:22:25,452 --> 00:22:26,975 Okay, I'm just saying, like, when you ramp up, 565 00:22:27,018 --> 00:22:28,063 you can get a little mean and irrational, 566 00:22:28,106 --> 00:22:29,281 do things like buy a car, so... 567 00:22:29,325 --> 00:22:30,413 Mean and irrational? 568 00:22:30,457 --> 00:22:31,893 That sounds like you every day. 569 00:22:31,936 --> 00:22:33,764 I'm not having a manic episode. 570 00:22:33,808 --> 00:22:35,766 You need a polygraph or something? 571 00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:37,420 Get the fuck out of here. 572 00:22:37,464 --> 00:22:39,074 -So you're not ramping up? -No! 573 00:22:39,117 --> 00:22:41,468 Great. Okay, so if there's no fuckin' episode or whatever, 574 00:22:41,511 --> 00:22:44,166 then why don't we talk about how you're scamming my fans. 575 00:22:44,209 --> 00:22:45,950 Selling wristbands to them behind my back. 576 00:22:45,994 --> 00:22:48,779 What do you want me to do? Beg you for more money, bro? 577 00:22:48,823 --> 00:22:50,651 Go back to running off on the bank scamming 578 00:22:50,694 --> 00:22:53,088 -like I used to, dawg? Come on! -Honestly, I prefer any of that 579 00:22:53,131 --> 00:22:54,959 to fucking my fans over using my name. 580 00:22:55,003 --> 00:22:56,221 What do you mean, that's... 581 00:22:56,265 --> 00:22:59,007 that's such a dirtbag move, Gata. 582 00:22:59,050 --> 00:23:00,704 How often do you do stuff like that? 583 00:23:00,748 --> 00:23:02,445 'Cause I would personally never do anything like that to you. 584 00:23:02,489 --> 00:23:04,316 No, because you ain't never done nothing for me 585 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,667 in the first place-- you ain't did one thing to put me on. 586 00:23:06,710 --> 00:23:08,364 You don't even treat me like an equal. 587 00:23:08,408 --> 00:23:09,931 I haven't done anything for you? 588 00:23:09,974 --> 00:23:12,020 What do you... How about giving you a job? And a salary? 589 00:23:12,063 --> 00:23:13,804 I'm sorry that I treat you like an employee 590 00:23:13,848 --> 00:23:16,328 every now and then, when I fucking employ you, Gata. 591 00:23:16,372 --> 00:23:17,895 I don't think I'm the worst boss in the world, either. 592 00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:19,375 I literally came here to check on you, 593 00:23:19,419 --> 00:23:20,724 even though you just left rehearsal out of nowhere. 594 00:23:20,768 --> 00:23:22,378 I'm not even in the show. 595 00:23:22,422 --> 00:23:24,336 You said anybody that didn't need to be there, leave. 596 00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:26,034 -Obviously, that doesn't apply to you. Like... -I do way more 597 00:23:26,077 --> 00:23:27,818 than my fuckin' job description, bro. 598 00:23:27,862 --> 00:23:29,690 Am I hype man when I'm driving you around everywhere, 599 00:23:29,733 --> 00:23:31,256 running errands when it should be Mike? 600 00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:32,736 -But you ruined that relationship. -Oh... 601 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:34,434 Am I a hype man when I'm saving your ass 602 00:23:34,477 --> 00:23:36,131 -at the motherfuckin' Breakfast Club? -Oh, my God, 603 00:23:36,174 --> 00:23:38,046 enough of the overdramatic "woe is me" bullshit. 604 00:23:38,089 --> 00:23:40,396 You know, Elz made all the music for this show. 605 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,050 You don't hear him hitting me and being like, 606 00:23:42,093 --> 00:23:43,660 "I'm not on the stage." Do you really forget 607 00:23:43,704 --> 00:23:45,183 that I just lent you eight grand? 608 00:23:45,227 --> 00:23:46,968 And what'd you do, you went out and bought a BMW? 609 00:23:47,011 --> 00:23:48,883 Do you have any idea how insane it is that you're driving 610 00:23:48,926 --> 00:23:50,885 -a nicer car than me at this point? -How the fuck is that insane? 611 00:23:50,928 --> 00:23:52,495 I can't have nice shit? You gotta be the one? 612 00:23:52,539 --> 00:23:54,192 It's my fuckin' money, Gata! 613 00:23:54,236 --> 00:23:55,716 No, you're acting like I'm blowing the money on dumb shit! 614 00:23:55,759 --> 00:23:57,152 I gotta do what I gotta do to put myself on. 615 00:23:57,195 --> 00:23:58,936 I ain't had no motherfuckin' bar mitzvah, bro! 616 00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:01,896 I gotta fake it till I make it, just like everybody else! 617 00:24:01,939 --> 00:24:03,898 You don't have to be like everybody else. 618 00:24:03,941 --> 00:24:05,334 What do you mean? Hasn't my career 619 00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:06,814 taught you anything in the regard? 620 00:24:06,857 --> 00:24:08,076 -You don't. -Bro, that's the reason 621 00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:09,730 why I got the job in the first place. 622 00:24:09,773 --> 00:24:11,209 Right? 'Cause you thought I was with YG and them. 623 00:24:11,253 --> 00:24:13,473 I buy a car for a video and I'm delusional. 624 00:24:13,516 --> 00:24:15,170 But you buy a billboard, strap yourself to it, 625 00:24:15,213 --> 00:24:17,389 for an album that nobody give a fuck about, 626 00:24:17,433 --> 00:24:19,087 and Dave's a genius. 627 00:24:19,130 --> 00:24:21,089 Okay. Cool. I have priorities, Gata-- 628 00:24:21,132 --> 00:24:23,091 something that you could probably use in life, you know? 629 00:24:23,134 --> 00:24:24,527 Your fuckin' mom needs money, 630 00:24:24,571 --> 00:24:25,789 and you're going and buying a car. 631 00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:27,269 Well, when am I gonna be a priority, huh? 632 00:24:27,312 --> 00:24:29,010 You prioritize yourself at every moment, Gata. 633 00:24:29,053 --> 00:24:30,925 What are you talking about? Your whole schtick is 634 00:24:30,968 --> 00:24:33,101 it's all about the gander and I'm gonna maximize 635 00:24:33,144 --> 00:24:34,885 every single moment to clout-chase my way into fame. 636 00:24:34,929 --> 00:24:36,365 You're gonna pull this shit 637 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,106 in the most important week of my life? Really? 638 00:24:38,149 --> 00:24:40,108 Every week is the most important week of your life, man. 639 00:24:40,151 --> 00:24:41,849 And you know what hurts me the most? 640 00:24:41,892 --> 00:24:43,677 Why don't I have a song with you yet, bro? 641 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:44,852 How you think that makes me feel? 642 00:24:44,895 --> 00:24:45,983 All my homeys asking me, 643 00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,507 "Why you ain't got a song with LD? 644 00:24:47,550 --> 00:24:49,421 You jumpin' on stage with this nigga everywhere." 645 00:24:49,465 --> 00:24:50,945 I don't know. I-I... 646 00:24:50,988 --> 00:24:52,599 Literally, you've never once approached me for a song. 647 00:24:52,642 --> 00:24:54,992 What I gotta do, beg you every day to do a song, bro? 648 00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:56,820 Any other friend would've just did it off the dribble, 649 00:24:56,864 --> 00:24:58,518 -off the strip, bro. -I don't understand. 650 00:24:58,561 --> 00:25:00,128 Just 'cause we're friends, I'm supposed to just inherently 651 00:25:00,171 --> 00:25:01,608 make music with you? Why does that compute? 652 00:25:01,651 --> 00:25:03,131 Do my high school friends get verses? I don't even... 653 00:25:03,174 --> 00:25:04,785 Bro, fuck your high school friends. 654 00:25:04,828 --> 00:25:06,221 They're not on stage swagging out with your white ass, bro. 655 00:25:06,264 --> 00:25:08,223 -You're using me. -I'm using you? 656 00:25:08,266 --> 00:25:10,007 -Yes. Yes. -Really, Gata? 657 00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:11,574 You want to know why I don't make music with you, Gata? 658 00:25:11,618 --> 00:25:13,184 -You really want to know? -Why? 659 00:25:13,228 --> 00:25:15,012 I don't like it, I think it's generic, I don't think 660 00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:16,492 you put much effort into it, and I don't make music that way. 661 00:25:16,536 --> 00:25:17,972 Man, you ain't even listened to all my shit. 662 00:25:18,015 --> 00:25:19,321 You only listened to one or two tracks. 663 00:25:19,364 --> 00:25:20,496 And you think that's supposed to make me sad? 664 00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:21,715 I don't give a fuck. 665 00:25:21,758 --> 00:25:23,368 I make music for me, myself and I, 666 00:25:23,412 --> 00:25:24,631 -'cause I don't need nobody's validation... -Dave! 667 00:25:24,674 --> 00:25:26,502 Would you please be quiet? 668 00:25:26,546 --> 00:25:28,548 Sorry. 669 00:25:29,418 --> 00:25:31,376 You realize how inconsistent your argument is, though, right? 670 00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:33,683 You don't need validation, yet you need a fuckin' BMW 671 00:25:33,727 --> 00:25:35,032 to look cooler in a rap video? 672 00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:37,034 Bro, I rap because I fuckin' love it. 673 00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:38,688 Look. I'm in the closet every day 674 00:25:38,732 --> 00:25:40,342 making music, pouring my heart out, 675 00:25:40,385 --> 00:25:41,909 while you in a mansion rapping about "writer's block," 676 00:25:41,952 --> 00:25:44,215 ants and... Man! 677 00:25:48,524 --> 00:25:50,700 ♪ 678 00:25:52,876 --> 00:25:54,661 Gata, can we just please talk? 679 00:25:54,704 --> 00:25:56,706 And you know what breaks my fuckin' heart? 680 00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:58,360 You can't even be happy 681 00:25:58,403 --> 00:25:59,753 without people telling you they give a fuck about you. 682 00:25:59,796 --> 00:26:01,711 And I'm the crazy one? 683 00:26:04,671 --> 00:26:05,628 Hey, guys. 684 00:26:05,672 --> 00:26:06,890 -Hi. -What's up? 685 00:26:06,934 --> 00:26:07,978 Everything okay? 686 00:26:08,022 --> 00:26:09,763 Yeah, we good. 687 00:26:09,806 --> 00:26:11,634 Yeah, so good. 688 00:26:11,678 --> 00:26:13,070 Okay. 689 00:26:13,114 --> 00:26:14,376 Well, I got the batteries, so we can start... 690 00:26:14,419 --> 00:26:16,117 You know what? Actually, can we just, 691 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,597 like, finish what we're doing? We're in the middle 692 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,033 -of something, I just really... -No, actually, 693 00:26:19,076 --> 00:26:20,643 we're in the middle of something, 694 00:26:20,687 --> 00:26:22,776 -and I feel like you're just hijacking it. -Yeah, bruh. 695 00:26:22,819 --> 00:26:23,864 I know we're not on your set 696 00:26:23,907 --> 00:26:25,517 with all the catering fancy shit, 697 00:26:25,561 --> 00:26:27,694 but you're on my set right now, nigga, and you got to go. 698 00:26:27,737 --> 00:26:29,086 Get the fuck out of here. 699 00:26:45,929 --> 00:26:47,322 Guys, it's the VMAs. We got so much more to come. 700 00:26:47,365 --> 00:26:48,497 I know it's not the Oscars, 701 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,717 but at least they let me host. 702 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,066 Guys, we got Bobby Shmurda, 703 00:26:52,109 --> 00:26:53,720 and Lil Dicky with a performance 704 00:26:53,763 --> 00:26:55,983 that's coming up next. It's the VMAs. 705 00:27:35,109 --> 00:27:36,414 You got to get him, like, three minutes 706 00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:37,851 -before you actually need him, -Right. 707 00:27:37,894 --> 00:27:39,026 -'cause he's a sloth. -Yeah, yeah. 708 00:27:39,069 --> 00:27:40,331 -The dude is so lazy. -Okay. 709 00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:41,724 And, um, about the conversation we had. 710 00:27:41,768 --> 00:27:44,814 The touring. Let... let's keep it between us. 711 00:27:44,858 --> 00:27:46,468 -I haven't told him yet. -Oh, my God, 712 00:27:46,511 --> 00:27:48,252 I can't believe you're gonna miss it. 713 00:27:48,296 --> 00:27:50,341 Who doesn't want to go out on tour with their best friends? 714 00:27:50,385 --> 00:27:51,865 Yeah. Well, you know, 715 00:27:51,908 --> 00:27:56,043 you kind of got to keep clients and friends... separate. 716 00:27:56,086 --> 00:27:57,392 -Yeah, I got it. -To be honest. 717 00:27:57,435 --> 00:27:58,741 -Hey, hey. -All right, we'll catch up. 718 00:27:58,785 --> 00:28:00,221 -Hey, kill it. Kill it, Dave. -Good idea. 719 00:28:00,264 --> 00:28:01,918 -Baby boy. -Mm. 720 00:28:01,962 --> 00:28:04,747 You ready to sodomize the world with that brand-new dick? 721 00:28:04,791 --> 00:28:06,401 Is that ass-fuck? 722 00:28:06,444 --> 00:28:08,272 It's the professional way of saying it, yeah. 723 00:28:08,316 --> 00:28:11,406 -Yeah. I'm ready. -Yeah? Okay, good. Let's go. 724 00:28:14,931 --> 00:28:17,412 I think you're really gonna like this recipe. 725 00:28:17,455 --> 00:28:19,588 -Oh? -Yeah. It was my grandmother's. 726 00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:21,764 -Oh, wow. -I didn't really like my grandmother, 727 00:28:21,808 --> 00:28:24,985 -but I really loved her popcorn recipe. -Okay. 728 00:28:25,028 --> 00:28:27,770 -Well, thank you. -Just call me Orville. 729 00:28:27,814 --> 00:28:29,119 Orville? 730 00:28:29,163 --> 00:28:31,252 Uh, Reddenbacher. He's, like, the popcorn guy. 731 00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:33,428 Okay, Orville, I'm sorry again. 732 00:28:33,471 --> 00:28:37,780 -It's just weirder if I don't, and then it'll be over, and... -No. No, it's fine. 733 00:28:37,824 --> 00:28:39,782 I'm totally fine. It's just your ex-flame on TV 734 00:28:39,826 --> 00:28:42,437 being super cool and rapping-- I'm fine with it. 735 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,569 "Ex-flame"? 736 00:28:44,613 --> 00:28:46,876 I don't know why I said that. I meant to say "ex-boyfriend," 737 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,617 -but I think I'm just nervous. -Then you were like, 738 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,662 "I'm gonna do it weird instead." 739 00:28:54,841 --> 00:28:56,581 -Yo. -Yo, what's good? 740 00:28:56,625 --> 00:28:59,019 Okay. 741 00:28:59,062 --> 00:29:02,196 -I spoke to the doctor. He's all good. -Okay, yeah. 742 00:29:02,239 --> 00:29:03,806 Hey, and if you want to call an audible, 743 00:29:03,850 --> 00:29:06,678 you know, just "Omaha" that thing like Payton. 744 00:29:06,722 --> 00:29:07,897 We'll be fine. 745 00:29:07,941 --> 00:29:09,420 Yeah. I know. 746 00:29:09,464 --> 00:29:12,728 I, uh... No, I just got to do it, though, so... 747 00:29:12,772 --> 00:29:13,990 Yeah. 748 00:29:14,034 --> 00:29:16,471 Have you guys talked to Gata? 749 00:29:16,514 --> 00:29:18,603 -Like, how is he? -I talked to Gata. 750 00:29:18,647 --> 00:29:20,431 He's fine. Just... 751 00:29:20,475 --> 00:29:22,259 Worry about you, Dave, okay? 752 00:29:23,043 --> 00:29:24,653 I know that I'm so bad 753 00:29:24,696 --> 00:29:26,829 at showing my appreciation in general, 754 00:29:26,873 --> 00:29:28,526 but, like, probably especially to both of you, 755 00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:30,224 and I just want you to know that... 756 00:29:30,267 --> 00:29:32,487 you guys have made my dreams come true. 757 00:29:32,530 --> 00:29:34,619 I am so thankful for everything that you do for me 758 00:29:34,663 --> 00:29:36,317 and just everything that you guys are 759 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,406 as people. You're fuckin' amazing. 760 00:29:38,449 --> 00:29:40,495 Just keep paying me to be your friend, 761 00:29:40,538 --> 00:29:42,758 -and I'll be there. -Okay. 762 00:29:43,759 --> 00:29:44,891 Love you, man. 763 00:29:44,934 --> 00:29:45,935 Thank you for always being there. 764 00:29:45,979 --> 00:29:47,807 I love you, too. 765 00:29:49,199 --> 00:29:51,723 -All right, be careful, Dave. -I got it. 766 00:29:54,552 --> 00:29:55,989 What? 767 00:29:56,032 --> 00:29:58,295 -Are you teary? You're teary. - I'm fine. 768 00:29:58,339 --> 00:30:02,647 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...♪ 769 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:07,827 ♪ 770 00:30:09,524 --> 00:30:12,527 ♪ Didn't I treat you right, now?♪ 771 00:30:12,570 --> 00:30:15,269 ♪ Didn't I?♪ 772 00:30:15,312 --> 00:30:17,532 ♪ Didn't I do the best I could?♪ 773 00:30:17,575 --> 00:30:20,927 ♪ Didn't I?♪ 774 00:30:20,970 --> 00:30:23,668 ♪ Didn't I give you everything?♪ 775 00:30:23,712 --> 00:30:25,845 -♪ Didn't I?♪ -Hey, everybody. 776 00:30:25,888 --> 00:30:27,585 My name is Lil Nas X. 777 00:30:27,629 --> 00:30:30,197 -You know it. Yeah. 778 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,895 And I have the biggest song ever. 779 00:30:32,939 --> 00:30:35,028 Who's ready to have some fun tonight? 780 00:30:37,247 --> 00:30:39,902 Anyways, this next performer's name 781 00:30:39,946 --> 00:30:41,643 autocorrects to: 782 00:30:41,686 --> 00:30:43,036 LOL Dinky. 783 00:30:43,079 --> 00:30:45,212 -Ha! 784 00:30:45,255 --> 00:30:47,475 Give it up for Lil Dicky. 785 00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:53,437 ♪ 786 00:30:55,091 --> 00:30:58,094 ♪ Didn't I treat you right, now?♪ 787 00:30:58,138 --> 00:30:59,443 ♪ Didn't I?♪ 788 00:31:03,056 --> 00:31:05,275 ♪ 789 00:31:08,888 --> 00:31:11,760 ♪ Ooh...♪ 790 00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:14,850 ♪ 791 00:31:21,074 --> 00:31:24,425 ♪ They tried to tell me I was going cray♪ 792 00:31:24,468 --> 00:31:26,949 ♪ I been broke but had no breaks♪ 793 00:31:26,993 --> 00:31:29,430 ♪ They hear my dreams, they're like, "No way"♪ 794 00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:32,476 -♪ I don't change, even when I'm in my own way♪ 795 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,218 -♪ You good, bro♪ -♪ I don't treat my friends right♪ 796 00:31:35,262 --> 00:31:37,960 -♪ Fuck it if I'm wrong if my pen write♪ -♪ You good, bro♪ 797 00:31:38,004 --> 00:31:40,963 ♪ Always looking for a angle till I'm square, though♪ 798 00:31:41,007 --> 00:31:43,009 ♪ I'm not always right over here, bro♪ 799 00:31:43,052 --> 00:31:44,532 ♪ You good, bro♪ 800 00:31:44,575 --> 00:31:47,317 ♪ We do the worst to become first♪ 801 00:31:48,101 --> 00:31:50,581 ♪ You know the deal, baby, love hurts♪ 802 00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:53,062 ♪ Just keep it real with me, no turf♪ 803 00:31:53,106 --> 00:31:56,283 ♪ All good, homey, what the fuck are friends for♪ 804 00:31:56,326 --> 00:31:59,764 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ 805 00:31:59,808 --> 00:32:02,550 Hands up! I need everybody in this bitch 806 00:32:02,593 --> 00:32:04,073 to put their motherfucking hands up! 807 00:32:04,117 --> 00:32:06,293 -Right now! -♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ 808 00:32:06,336 --> 00:32:07,816 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ 809 00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:08,991 ♪ We good♪ 810 00:32:09,035 --> 00:32:11,472 ♪ So good that it hurts so bad♪ 811 00:32:11,515 --> 00:32:13,996 ♪ I'm sorry if it's making you mad♪ 812 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,260 -♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ -♪ You really are♪ 813 00:32:17,304 --> 00:32:20,046 ♪ We're playing hard, ain't no doubt about it, we good♪ 814 00:32:20,089 --> 00:32:21,830 -♪ Now it's time to riff♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 815 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:23,658 ♪ Looking like a motherfucker♪ 816 00:32:23,701 --> 00:32:25,312 -♪ Can't tell me shit♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 817 00:32:25,355 --> 00:32:26,966 ♪ Looking like I'm 'bout to live my dream♪ 818 00:32:27,009 --> 00:32:28,750 -♪ Fuckin' here♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 819 00:32:28,793 --> 00:32:30,621 ♪ I'm-a pack that motherfuckin' video♪ 820 00:32:30,665 --> 00:32:32,014 ♪ With my motherfuckin' friends, 'cause ♪ 821 00:32:32,058 --> 00:32:33,494 -♪ We good♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 822 00:32:33,537 --> 00:32:35,626 ♪ So good that it hurts so bad♪ 823 00:32:35,670 --> 00:32:37,977 ♪ I'm sorry if it's making you mad♪ 824 00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:39,500 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ 825 00:32:39,543 --> 00:32:41,371 -♪ You really are♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 826 00:32:41,415 --> 00:32:43,547 ♪ We're playing hard, ain't no doubt about it, we good♪ 827 00:32:43,591 --> 00:32:46,637 -♪ Hey!♪ -♪ So good that it hurts so bad♪ 828 00:32:46,681 --> 00:32:50,250 -♪ Hey!♪ -♪ I'm sorry if it's making you mad♪ 829 00:32:50,293 --> 00:32:52,295 ♪ Hey! You really are♪ 830 00:32:52,339 --> 00:32:55,864 ♪ We're playing hard, ain't no doubt about it, we...♪ 65661

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