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(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
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Oh, what a headache.
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I really need peace
and quiet today.
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(SCREAMING GIBBERISH)
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Ah! What was that?
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That, Raven, was crazy!
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Oh, no.
Please don't tell me
today is...
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ALL: Crazy Day!
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(ELECTRONIC DANCE
MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GIGGLING)
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(BRAYING)
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Check it out!
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We're eating cereal
with forks.
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What?
(VOCALIZING)
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Milk in your face!
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How does the milk stay
on the fork?
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It doesn't! It doesn't!
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Ooh-hoo! I have the big shoes.
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It is enough
to drive one crazy!
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Okay. Stop right now!
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Not until one of us
out-crazy's the rest
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and is and is named
the new Captain Crazy!
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Okay, you do Crazy Day
every year and I still
don't know what the point is.
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There is no point.
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Isn't that crazy!
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(GROWLING)
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Today's not the day for this.
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Actually, today is the day
for this, mama.
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It's cray-cray-cray-cray...
Crazy day!
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Why do you never participate
in the competition?
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Maybe because you guys
already drive me crazy,
every day!
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I'm going to go lie down.
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On the ceiling?
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Crazy!
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Ugh.
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Why do they have to do
Crazy Day when I have
this splitting headache?
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What's going on?
(GRUNTS)
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Where am I?
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RAVEN'S VOICE:
You are in your mind.
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Oh, no wonder it's so dark.
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And it's about to get darker,because I'm here to break it!
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(NEIGHING)
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-(MEOWING)
-(LAUGHING)
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(GIGGLING)
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-(CLUCKING)
-(FARTING)
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(BIRD CHIRPING)
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Cute.
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But if you want to drive
me crazy, you'll have
to do better than that.
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Oh, don't worry.
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I know exactlyhow to drive you crazy.
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(EVIL LAUGH)
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Well, that laugh's
kind of annoying.
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You got that going.
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Oh, my feelings.
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-(ROARING)
-(STOMPING)
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I know we're not allowed
in there but
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maybe we should see
what's going on.
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-Are you crazy?
-(GROWLING AND CLATTERING)
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(IMITATING MAD HATTER)
Well, yes, my dear sir, I am.
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Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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(SINISTER LAUGHTER)
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Raven?
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-Oh, sorry.
-Ahh!
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(DISTORTED VOICE)
Raven's not here.
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I've taken over
her mind and body.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Lying on the ceiling,
crazy voice...
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She's doing it!
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She's going after
your crazy crown!
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(CHUCKLES) Crazy voices rule.
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Beast Boy's not here either.
(LAUGHS)
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She said she did not want
to be crazy on Crazy Day,
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but she is the most craziest
of us all.
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(DISTORTED VOICE)
Oh, thank you.
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I have been called
the Lord of Madness
from time to time.
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Uh, what's wrong with them?
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(NORMAL VOICE) If they
haven't driven me crazy yet,
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there's not much hope for you.
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Don't give up on themjust yet, Raven.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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You'll see.
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Now, if you want me out,come and get me.
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Ooh, this is so mysterious.
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STARFIRE: Halt!
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What are you supposed to be?
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To pass me the by
and go the way,
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the answer to my riddle
you must say.
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Go for it. I love riddles.
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(COUGHING)
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What is running and walks
with a mouth and talks and
has a head and also the bed?
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What?
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Did I misspoken the riddle?
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Yeah, you definitely
misspoken it.
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I will try again.
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What runs with its head
to its bed and a mouth
is having and does not walk?
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Really.
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What has a bed in its mouth
and is talking but also
not walking to his...
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You are starting
to drive me crazy!
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This is a very
difficult riddle.
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That's the point!
(GROWLING)
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I'm sorry.
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Just take your time
and try to remember
what the riddle's about.
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Well, I...
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Do you even know
what the answer is?
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Of course, I do.
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Yeah, right.
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It is the river, Raven.
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Cool, the answer is river.
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(BELL DINGING)
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You may pass.
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(DISTORTED VOICE)
Oh, you think that's crazy,
watch this!
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(BELL CHIMING)
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How do you like my hat?
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(BELL RINGING)
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Ray-Ray is so cray-cray!
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(LAUGHS)
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That is not even the hat.
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I think I know
who our new Captain Crazy's
gonna be.
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No way! I refuse to let Raven
be the craziest on Crazy Day.
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Come on, Robin,
you have to up your game.
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(GRUNTS)
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The Crazy Day is supposed
to be fun, Robin.
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Yeah, dude,
you're starting to scare us.
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You're acting kinda crazy.
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(ROARING)
Good!
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But not crazy enough.
(PANTING)
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Time for some crazy training!
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(GASPS) Robin's push downs
make none of the sense.
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That is one crazy straw, bro!
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VOICE: Yee-haw.
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(SLURPING)
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(SHRIEKING)
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What is wrong with him?
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He can't afford to sell
those TV's at such low prices!
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He must be crazy!
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Crazy!
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(FARTS)
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So, what are you two
supposed to be?
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Well, we sort of like
challenged you to a game,
or whatever.
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Yes, it is a game of checkers,
to the death!
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This is actually chess,
not checkers.
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-What's the difference?
-Ugh!
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Your move.
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-What?
-You want us to move?
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Yes!
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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We're moving, uh!
We're moving, uh!
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Uh-huh.
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That's right. (CHEERING)
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I have no legs.
I have no legs.
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Are you kidding me?
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How can chess pieces
not know how to play chess?
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Hey, we've never been
chess pieces till now.
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How can I win
if you don't know how to play?
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Dude, that's a good question.
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And the answer is...
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She can't win, bro,
which means we can't lose.
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Awesome!
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I'd high five you
if I had hands!
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Can't let them drive me crazy.
Can't let them drive me cra...
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Go ahead, celebrate.
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She's right.
This moment is too beautiful
not to commemorate.
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If we can't high five,
then let's high forehead!
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You surrendered your king.
I win.
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-(BELL DINGING)
-(GAME SHOW MUSIC PLAYING)
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Okay, Raven,
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this is for Captain Crazy!
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One move. Go!
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-(HORN HONKING)
-(GASPING)
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-She doesn't even
need glasses.
-(STARFIRE WOO-HOOING)
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Oh, I can't compete with that.
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You would be
the last obstacle.
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That's right, Raven,
no one drives you
crazier than I do.
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Now, if you want to pass
you must answer a riddle.
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Already done that.
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Oh.
In that case, you have to win
a game of chess.
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Did that too.
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Really?
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Well, then you have to, uh...
You have to...
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Ah, never mind, come on in.
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Ow! My nose!
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(CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING)
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You!
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Hi, honey.
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Lose your mind yet?
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Using imagery of my friends
to drive me crazy.
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Was all this
about turning me evil?
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(SLURPING)
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Eh, got me. Did it work?
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Of course not!
I already spend every day
with them.
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You could never drive me
as crazy as they do.
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Oh, I don't know.
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They actually seem pretty fun.
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Oh, then you should spend
more time with them.
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Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
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Oh, what's happening?
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Hey, why'd you do that?
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(INTERMITTANT YELLING)
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(SIGHS)
They sure are loud.
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Stop that.
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-Stop calling me "bro."
-(RANDOM TEEN TITAN VOICES)
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-What is a "glipnorp?"
-BEAST BOY: In your face.
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No, I do not wish to train.
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I do not paint my toe nails!
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Tofu is not a food!
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Nobody says "Booyah" anymore.
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You're all driving me crazy!
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(SCREAMING)
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What are you looking at?
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The new Captain Crazy!
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Congratulations.
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-Ray-Ray's so cray-cray!
-Oh, yeah!
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(ALL WHOOPING)
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No, you don't get it.
I'm not crazy
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I mean, you all drive me crazy
all the time.
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But you know what, in the end,
that's what keeps me sane.
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Uh, that makes no sense.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(SINGING) Crazy Day!
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VOICE: I'm not crazy!
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