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* I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG
THAT I WONDER *
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* IF THE SOUND OF THE DRUM
STILL HAS ITS POWER *
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* I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG
THAT I WONDER *
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* IF THE SOUND OF THE DRUM
STILL HAS ITS POWER *
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* FA, FA, FA, FA, FA
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* I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG
THAT I WONDER *
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* FA, FA, FA, FA, FA
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* IF THE SOUND OF THE DRUM
STILL HAS ITS POWER *
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* FA, FA, FA, FA, FA
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* I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG
THAT I WONDER *
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* FA, FA, FA, FA, FA
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* IF THE SOUND OF THE DRUM
STILL HAS ITS POWER *
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* FA, FA, FA, FA, FA
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* I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG
THAT I WONDER *
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* FA, FA, FA, FA, FA
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* IF THE SOUND OF THE DRUM
STILL HAS ITS POWER *
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* FA, FA, FA, FA, FA
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* I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG
THAT I WONDER *
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* FA, FA, FA, FA, FA
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* IF THE SOUND OF THE DRUM
STILL HAS ITS POWER *
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* THE SOUND OF THE DRUM
STILL HAS ITS POWER *
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* THE SOUND OF THE DRUM
STILL HAS ITS POWER *
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* THE SOUND OF THE DRUM
STILL HAS ITS POWER *
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* THE SOUND OF THE DRUM
STILL HAS ITS POWER *
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* THE SOUND OF THE DRUM
STILL HAS ITS POWER *
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* THE SOUND OF THE DRUM
STILL HAS ITS POWER *
* HEY, HEY
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* THE SOUND OF THE DRUM
STILL HAS ITS POWER *
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GIVE THIS
TO YOUR MOTHER.
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SHE'S THE ONE
WITHOUT THE PENIS SHEATH.
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WOW.
THANK YOU, DARLING.
WELCOME.
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* THE SOUND OF THE DRUM
STILL HAS ITS POWER **
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WHAT'S UP ?
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HEY, MICKEY, MICKEY,
WAIT UP.
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HEY, HEY, SULUKIM !
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HEY, HEY, HEY,
YOU LOOK GREAT.
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SULUKIM, HAMAMASS.
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HAMAMASS. THANK YOU.
HAMAMASS.
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PAPA SULUKIM !
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SHELLY !
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YES, LET'S ALL GO
TO THE PARTY.
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NO, SULUKIM,
IT'S A LOST TRIBE.
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WE WANNA FIND THEM.
WE NEED YOU TO GUIDE US.
NO GET.
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JENNIFER,
YOU EXPLAIN IT TO THEM.
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OKAY.
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NO, NO, NO, NO GET.
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- HI.
- AAAH ! OH ! OH !
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ?
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DAD, MY HAMSTER DIED.
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OH. OH.
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I'M SORRY.
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WELL, UM, WHY DON'T I TAKE YOU
TO THE PET SHOP AFTER SCHOOL...
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AND GET YOU ANOTHER ONE,
OKAY ?
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I DON'T WANT
ANOTHER HAMSTER.
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I KNOW.
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I KNOW.
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I KNOW, MICK.
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YOU WANT DR. LEAKEY BACK.
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ACTUALLY, I'D RATHER
HAVE A DOG.
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WHAT WAS I THINKING ?
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WHAT-- OH, JEEZ !
IS THAT A "YES" ?
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EDDIE, SHELLY, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON, WAKE UP !
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COME ON, WE'RE LATE !
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YOU'RE LATE.
WE'RE FINE.
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HEY, EDDIE.
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HOW'S MY FAVORITE
FIVE-YEAR-OLD, HUH ?
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NOTHING. GREAT, GREAT.
NICE TALKIN' TO YA.
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WE'LL DO IT AGAIN
REAL SOON.
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WHOEVER IT IS,
I'M NOT HOME.
HELLO ?
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AH !
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UH-HUH.
APRIL 3 ?
HOW DOES THAT HELP ME ?
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THE YEAR !
I NEED A YEAR.
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DAD, IT'S MR. SCHRAMM
FROM THE BANK AGAIN.
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TELL HIM I DIED.
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HE SAID HE'S DEAD.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
DEAD--
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MICKEY, PUT ON THIS SHIRT.
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IT SMELLS.
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OH.
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THIS SMELLS TOO.
ONLY IT SMELLS LIKE YOU.
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HMM.
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PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF ?
HELLO !
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PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF.
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PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
FOR LUNCH ?
CASH.
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COME ON, EDDIE.
LET'S GO GET YOUR SHOES.
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WHEE-EE !
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PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF.
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I'M SORRY. I RANG
THE DOORBELL A BUNCH OF TIMES,
BUT NO ONE ANSWERED THE DOOR.
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- EXCUSE ME.
- I'M VERONICA MICELLI
FROM BOUNDERBEE UNIVERSITY.
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- I WAS IN YOUR
GRADUATE STUDIES SEMINAR.
- I AM VERY BUSY HERE.
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MAY I SAY SOMETHING ?
WHAT ?
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YOU'RE THE REASON
I BECAME AN ANTHROPOLOGIST.
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YOU ARE AN ANTHROPOLOGIST ?
YEAH, I'M ON
THE FACULTY NOW.
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WE ARE COLLEAGUES.
ISN'T THAT AMAZING ?
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THRILLING.
I KNOW.
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CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION ?
OF COURSE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
SHOULDN'T THE QUESTION BE:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
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ONE OF THE GREATEST
ANTHROPOLOGICAL MINDS
OF OUR TIME.
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A MIND THAT HAS NOW DISCOVERED
A LOST CIVILIZATION
THAT NO ONE--
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
THAT'S WHAT I THINK.
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BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE
UP THERE !
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YEAH. UP THERE...
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WITH ALL THE OTHER GREAT MINDS
THAT ARE ALREADY UP THERE.
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PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF,
I WANT TO JOIN YOUR TEAM.
AND YOU WILL.
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I WILL ?
TEAM KRIPPENDORF.
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AND YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN.
OKAY, THERE'LL BE A NEWSLETTER.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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YOU KNOW, I WAS SUCH A BIG FAN
OF YOUR LATE WIFE'S.
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AND SHE, YOU.
YES.
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WELL, IT'S GREAT
TO HAVE YOU ON BOARD.
REALLY, REALLY.
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WE'RE ALL LOOKING
FORWARD TO IT.
THANKS FOR STOPP--
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OKAY, BUT WHAT
ABOUT TONIGHT ?
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WELL, TONIGHT--
WELL, I'M VERY FLATTERED
BUT I HAVE TO WASH MY HAIR.
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I MEAN THE LECTURE.
THE LECTURE ?
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OH, YOU'RE GIVING A LECTURE.
THAT'S GREAT. YOU'RE GONNA BE
WONDERFUL. DRIVE CAREFULLY.
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OH, PROFESSOR,
IT'S YOUR LECTURE.
EXCUSE ME ?
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TONIGHT, ON THE UNDISCOVERED
TRIBE OF NEW GUINEA.
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THAT'S TONIGHT ?
MM, AT 7:30.
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DIDN'T YOU GET MY FAX ?
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PROFESSOR,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
YEAH.
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YOU ARE READY, AREN'T YOU ?
OH, YEAH, YEAH,
I'M READY.
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WHAT WERE YOU SAYING
ABOUT A FAX ?
I-I DON'T SEE ANY--
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UH, YEAH, I SENT YOU
SEVERAL FAXES.
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WELL, THERE DOESN'T
SEEM TO BE ANY FAX.
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I'M NOT FINDING ANY--
OH !
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THERE'S, UH--
SEE ? RIGHT HERE.
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"PROXMIRE FOUNDATION
STAFF AND MONEY--"
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YEAH, THAT'S A FAX.
"LECTURE, MONDAY--"
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ON THE LOST TRIBE
THAT YOU FOUND.
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WELL, IF I TOLD YOU
I LOST THEM AGAIN,
COULD I GET AN EXTENSION ?
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OH, PROFESSOR.
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PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF !
EXCUSE ME.
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PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF, LOOK !
HOO-HA, HOO-HA,
HOO-HA, DOKTAHICHI.
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HOO-HA, HOO-HA, HOO-HA,
DOKTAHICHI.
OH, MICKEY !
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00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,443
HOO-HA, HOO-HA--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
UP THERE ?
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00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,913
I'M GIVING DR. LEAKEY
A GOTONTA TREE BURIAL.
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00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:08,048
IT'S MY PROJECT
FOR THE SCIENCE FAIR.
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HOO-HA, HOO-HA, HOO-HA,
DOKTAHICHI.
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MICKEY, GET DOWN FROM THERE.
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IT'S ALIVE ! IT'S ALIVE !
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MICKEY !
I WANTED TO SHOOT A BURIAL,
YOU STUPID HAMSTER.
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MICKEY, STOP !
GET BACK HERE !
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OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,
MICKEY !
I THINK I'LL BE GOING NOW.
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- DO YOU HEAR ME ?
- SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT,
BUT THE BUS IS HERE.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I WANTED A DOG,
YOU STUPID HAMSTER !
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MICKEY, PUT THE RAKE DOWN
AND GET ON THE BUS.
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YOU CAN FINISH KILLING YOUR PET
WHEN YOU GET HOME.
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PUT THE RAKE DOWN.
THERE WE GO.
GIVE ME THE CAMERA !
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HAVE A GOOD DAY, KIDS !
MAKE ME PROUD.
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COME HOME DIFFERENT.
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SO WHAT CAN I DO
TO HELP YOU ?
NOT A THING.
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I'M A WHIZ
WITH DATA ENTRY.
UNDER CONTROL.
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PROOFREADING ?
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE.
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OKAY, SHOULD YOU NEED
ANYTHING AT ALL, LOOK,
I WROTE DOWN MY HOME NUMBER,
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AND THAT'S MY FAX NUMBER,
AND THAT'S MY CEL PHONE.
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YOU'RE TOO KIND.
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00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,270
PLEASE. I FEEL WE SHARE
A COMMON GOAL WITH THIS.
THANK YOU.
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00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,673
DON'T MENTION IT.
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00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,241
BEEPER !
THANK... YOU.
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OKAY.
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THANK YOU !
OKAY.
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00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:39,807
MMM, GOOD ? MMM, GOOD.
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00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:43,811
NO, NO, THAT'S ENOUGH. NO MORE.
YOU KNOW WHAT FRUIT DOES TO YOU.
I SAID NO.
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MMM. MM. OH.
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HEY, PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF,
NICE TO SEE YOU BACK.
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WELL, I GUESS YOU CAN
COME HOME AGAIN.
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RUTH.
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POPO.
HOW ARE YOU ?
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HE'S A LITTLE
FLATULENT TODAY.
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OH, THAT WAS HIM.
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00:11:55,916 --> 00:12:00,220
OH, JAMES, YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD
SUCH A WAY WITH TOILET HUMOR.
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00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,056
WHICH REMINDS ME,
I'M SO LOOKING FORWARD
TO TONIGHT'S LECTURE.
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00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:06,426
ARE YOU ?
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO ASK YOU,
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00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:09,229
DID JENNIFER WRITE
THIS GRANT PROPOSAL,
OR DID YOU ?
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00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,198
WHY DO YOU ASK ?
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00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:16,770
WELL, JENNIFER,
AS WE ALL KNOW, WAS BRILLIANT,
BUT THIS PROPOSAL IS SO VAGUE,
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SO INSUBSTANTIAL,
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SO... YOU.
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00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,245
HOW ARE YOU ?
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I'M FINE, RUTH.
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR ASKING.
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00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,718
I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
I'M NOT GONNA WISH YOU LUCK
TONIGHT...
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BECAUSE I KNOW
YOU DON'T NEED IT.
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- I'LL SAY A LITTLE PRAYER
INSTEAD.
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I HAVE... NOTHING !
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COME ON, MAN !
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00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,816
CHILDREN,
YOUR BIOLOGICAL FATHER IS HERE.
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00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:05,252
- YOU'RE LATE.
- OH, SEE YA !
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00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:09,189
OH, WHY DON'T THE CHILDREN
SPEND THE NIGHT HERE ?
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00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,825
ARE YOU SERIOUS ?
AGAIN ?
SOUNDS LIKE A NO.
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00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:14,094
OPEN. GO, GO, GO !
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
TURN THE CHILDREN AGAINST US ?
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00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,130
YES, IRENE, IT'S PART
OF MY MASTER PLAN.
SHELLY.
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00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:20,767
HOW YOU MANAGED
TO DRAG OUR DAUGHTER
TO THOSE SQUALID JUNGLES...
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00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,469
STILL REMAINS
A MYSTERY TO ME.
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00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:26,874
HE DIDN'T HAVE TO DRAG HER.
MY MOTHER WAS AN EMINENT
ANTHROPOLOGIST.
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00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,442
THANK YOU.
AND WHATEVER HER REASONS
FOR MARRYING DAD WERE,
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00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,845
WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
I THINK.
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00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,848
BUT NO ONE EVER
DRAGGED MOM ANYWHERE.
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ANGRY.
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00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:43,223
OOH.
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00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,259
CAN I HELP THE NEXT PERSON
IN LINE PLEASE ?
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00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:59,339
NINE-PIECE McNUGGET, PLEASE.
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00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,844
WHAT ?
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00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,547
ISN'T IT A LITTLE BIT LATE
TO BE WRITING YOUR SPEECH NOW ?
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00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:11,684
I'M POLISHING.
WANT IT ?
WANT IT ? COME GET IT.
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00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:15,255
COME ON, YOU POOR BABY.
COME ON. YOU JERK.
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00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,992
YOU WANNA GET IT ?
SON OF A--
OH, JUST--
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00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,328
WAY TO GO, EDMUND.
WHAT IS THIS ?
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00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,864
IT'S WHAT'S LEFT OF
THAT STUPID SPACE SHUTTLE BANK
YOU BOUGHT HIM IN ORLANDO.
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00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:28,668
HE PUT IT IN THE BLENDER.
IT'S A PIECE OF CRAP.
ALL RIGHT, SETTLE DOWN.
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00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,870
SETTLE DOWN !
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00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,740
WHAT A BUNCH
OF SAVAGES.
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00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:37,610
OW.
I HAVE AN IDEA.
212
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:41,281
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
SETTLE UP-- DOWN.
NOW LISTEN.
213
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:44,918
WHY DON'T WE--
WHY DON'T WE-- WAIT.
214
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:50,257
WHY DON'T WE, UM, DO
WHAT NORMAL FAMILIES DO,
OKAY ?
215
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,525
THEY SIT AROUND THE DINNER TABLE
AND THEY TELL STORIES.
216
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:56,629
HUH ? WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
OH, IT'S FABULOUS.
PARTY TIME.
217
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,299
W-WHAT KIND OF STORIES ?
218
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,868
STORIES. GOLLY.
219
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,804
YOU KNOW, LIKE
ABOUT ONE OF OUR TRIPS
TO NEW GUINEA TOGETHER.
220
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:08,308
AND WHY'S THAT ?
221
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:12,812
AND BOYS, LET'S TRY TO BE
AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE.
222
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,948
EDMUND ?
223
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:17,450
NO, NO, TALK TO ME.
TALK TO YOUR DAD.
224
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,987
TALK TO ME FOR ONCE.
225
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:23,156
EVERYTHING WAS GREEN
AND BEAUTIFUL.
226
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,692
THEN MOM DIED.
227
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:35,268
JIMMY, CAN YOU DROP
SOME FRIES, PLEASE ?
228
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,737
THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA.
229
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,207
GET BACK HERE,
YOU LOSER !
230
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,311
MICKEY.
GOTCHA.
231
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,846
GET OFF HIM.
COME ON !
232
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,249
GET INSIDE.
GET UP THE STEPS.
GET INSIDE.
233
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,251
I'M SICK OF THIS.
HEY-HEY, HEY-HEY, HEY.
234
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,121
I SPOKE TO HIM THIS MORNING--
OH, EXCUSE ME.
235
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,823
UH, PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF.
OH, TINKER BELL.
236
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,791
HELLO. LISTEN, I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO CALL YOU ALL DAY...
237
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,194
BECAUSE I HAVE THESE GREAT
PUBLICITY IDEAS THAT I
WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
238
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,430
I WOULD RATHER
THAT YOU DIDN'T.
239
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:08,201
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I WOULD RATHER
THAT YOU BACK OFF.
240
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,703
EXCUSE ME.
I, UH--
241
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,479
THANK YOU, GOD.
242
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,653
GOOD EVENING.
GENTLEMEN.
243
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,456
MY NAME IS
PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF.
244
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,825
UH, PROFESSOR.
I'M HERE TO BEGIN THE--
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ?
245
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:35,728
YOUR LECTURE'S
ACROSS THE HALL.
246
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:42,069
EXCUSE ME.
247
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,071
COME ON.
248
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,073
GET IN THERE
AND BEHAVE YOURSELF.
LECTURE'S IN HERE.
249
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,241
QUIET. COME ON.
COME ON, COME ON.
I'M SICK OF THIS.
250
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:51,244
RIGHT THIS WAY.
COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
251
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,154
GERALD.
252
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,156
THAT'S KRIPPENDORF.
KRIPPENDORF.
253
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:06,559
JAMES !
PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF.
LOOK, EVERYBODY.
254
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:10,830
GERALD, I HAVE SOMETHING
IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU.
WHAT, NOW ?
255
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:15,068
JAMES, WHAT THE HELL'S
WRONG WITH YOU ?
ARE YOU NERVOUS ?
256
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,737
GERALD.
DON'T YOU SEE THE CROWD
OUT THERE ?
257
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,572
I'M TELLING YA,
THIS IS HOT.
258
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,574
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION,
GERALD.
259
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:24,877
HOW LONG HAVE WE KNOWN
EACH OTHER ? TWENTY YEARS.
260
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:29,749
CHARLIE FARRICK'S OFFICE.
AS SOON AS WE FINISH SPRUCING
IT UP, IT'S YOURS, ALL YOURS.
261
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,751
GOOD. UH, YOU SEE,
THE THING IS,
262
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:35,888
UH, AFTER JENNIFER DIED,
I KINDA CRACKED UP.
263
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:39,058
YOU KNOW,
IF IT WAS JUST ME--
FARRICK'S GOING TO JAIL.
264
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:42,129
UH, JAIL ?
YEAH.
265
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,063
CHARLIE FARRICK
IS GOING TO JAIL ?
266
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,699
CAN YOU BELIEVE
THE SON OF A BITCH
WAS ROBBING US BLIND ?
267
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,801
HE WAS ?
OH, YEAH.
268
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:53,473
HE STOLE.
HE STOLE GRANT MONEY
FOR PERSONAL USE.
269
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:57,076
HE DID ?
OH, YEAH, AND HE NEVER
EVEN DID THE RESEARCH.
270
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,078
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT
NEW YORK HOTELS,
271
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,314
BROADWAY PLAYS,
FLOWERS, HOOKERS.
272
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,584
UH, OH, UH--
273
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:09,389
GOLLY, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE DO
THIS KIND OF THING ALL THE TIME.
274
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:13,726
NOT TO ME, THEY DON'T.
NOT TO ME.
275
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,329
CHARLIE'S GONNA DO TIME
FOR THIS, JIMMY.
276
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:19,332
HARD TIME.
277
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:24,337
SO, YOU READY, HUH ?
YOU READY TO GO OUT THERE
AND RAZZLE-DAZZLE THEM, BUDDY ?
278
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,339
HUH ?
MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
279
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,841
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO !
280
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:41,020
I'M TELLING YOU,
THIS IS GONNA BE BIG.
REALLY BIG. IT BETTER BE.
281
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,824
HI.
282
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:52,465
EXCUSE ME, PEOPLE.
COULD WE SETTLE DOWN ?
CAN I HAVE SOME QUIET, PLEASE ?
283
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,534
EVERYBODY TAKE THEIR SEATS.
284
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:58,305
GOOD. THANK YOU.
285
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,208
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
- HE'S TERRIFIED.
286
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:05,312
COLLEAGUES,
DISTINGUISHED GUESTS,
PRESIDENT PORTER.
287
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:09,782
THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN
EAGERLY ANTICIPATING
HAS FINALLY ARRIVED.
288
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:14,787
I KNOW, YOU'RE ALL CHOMPING
AT THE BIT TO HEAR ABOUT
THIS TRULY ASTONISHING WORK.
289
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:18,124
SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU
AND WITH GREAT PRIDE,
290
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,828
I GIVE YOU MY OLD FRIEND
AND DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUE,
291
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,531
PROFESSOR JAMES KRIPPENDORF.
292
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:42,449
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR, UH, FOR COMING.
293
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:49,856
UH, FIRST, I-I, UH,
WOULD LIKE TO, UH, APOLOGIZE...
294
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:55,061
FOR THE ABBREVIATED NATURE
OF THIS FIRST PROXMIRE LECTURE.
295
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:58,898
I'D LIKE TO THANK THE DEPARTMENT
FOR THE EXTRA TIME TO PREPARE...
296
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,434
BEFORE I DID
THESE PRESENTATIONS.
297
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,671
HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING.
298
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:08,140
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
299
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:13,946
OKAY, THE TRIBE
IN QUESTION. UM--
300
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:17,950
THE TRIBE IN QUESTION,
UH, UM--
301
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:23,590
WELL, ISOLATED FROM THE WORLD
BY, UH, MOUNTAINS...
302
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:27,594
AND, UH, UH,
EXTENSIVE SWAMP LAND,
303
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:32,098
UH, THE, UH, TRIBE IN QUESTION
HAD BEEN UNTOUCHED
BY CIVILIZATION...
304
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,901
UNTIL, UH, TWO YEARS AGO...
305
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,270
WHEN IT WAS DISCOVERED...
306
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:42,208
BY MY WIFE AND MYSELF.
307
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,845
UM... QUESTIONS ?
308
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,652
OKAY. OKAY.
309
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:59,626
THE, UH--
THE, UH, UM--
310
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,228
- PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF ?
- YES.
311
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,797
IN THE PROPOSAL
FOR THIS GRANT,
312
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:09,235
IT IS WRITTEN, AND I QUOTE:
"I BELIEVE WHEN FOUND,
THEY WILL ASTOUND US."
313
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:13,272
YES, UH, THAT, YES--
"THEY WILL ASTOUND US."
YES, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
314
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:15,274
GIVE US AN EXAMPLE.
315
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:19,178
- UH, AN EXAMPLE OF--
- OF HOW THEY WILL ASTOUND US.
316
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,247
OF HOW THEY WILL ASTOUND US.
YES.
317
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,951
UM, WELL, THEY WILL ASTOUND US--
YOU, UM--
318
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:32,959
UH, BECAUSE THEY HAVE
A DOMESTIC UNIT.
319
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:36,763
A DOMESTIC UNIT,
WHICH UNTIL NOW...
320
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:40,867
IS UNHEARD OF
IN NEOLITHIC SOCIETY.
321
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,703
AND WHAT IS
THIS DOMESTIC UNIT ?
322
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:49,208
THAT IS A, UH--
WHAT WE WOULD CALL
A SINGLE-PARENT HOME.
323
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:55,281
YOU'RE SAYING
A YOUNG FEMALE...
324
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,485
IS ALLOWED TO RAISE
A FAMILY BY HERSELF ?
325
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:01,554
NO, I AM-- I AM SAYING SOMETHING
MORE REMARKABLE THAN THAT.
326
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:06,993
I AM SAYING THAT,
UH, THE SINGLE PARENT
IN THIS INSTANCE... IS MALE.
327
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,570
WELL, THAT'S A FIRST.
328
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,572
I FIND IT FASCINATING.
329
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:21,874
SO DO I, PROFESSOR MICELLI.
330
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:26,245
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THE SINGLE FATHER--
IF I MIGHT CALL HIM THAT--
331
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:29,382
IS HIGHLY REGARDED
IN THIS COMMUNITY.
332
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:32,985
HE IS CALLED THE UTABAJI,
333
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:38,190
WHICH LITERALLY TRANSLATES AS
"THE ESTEEMED SINGLE PARENT."
334
00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:41,694
YOU MEAN THE MALE IN QUESTION
DID NOT RUN OFF...
335
00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:44,597
AND FIND ANOTHER FEMALE
TO IMMEDIATELY OPPRESS ?
336
00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:46,899
NO, THAT'S NOT THE WAY
THEY OPERATE.
337
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:52,739
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
WITH ALL OF THE INCREDIBLE
DIFFICULTY THAT THEY HAVE,
338
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:55,408
SINGLE FATHERS
WITH CHILDREN...
339
00:22:55,442 --> 00:23:00,246
HAVE IMMENSE PRIDE
IN THE COMFORT
AND CLEANLINESS...
340
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:03,683
OF THEIR DOMESTIC HUT.
WHAT ARE THEY CALLED ?
341
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,685
HUH ?
342
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:09,088
DO THEY HAVE A NAME,
PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF ?
343
00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:15,394
OF COURSE THEY HAVE A NAME.
UH, UH--
344
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:25,137
THE, UH, THE "SHELMIKEDMU."
345
00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:31,143
- THE SHEL-- SHELMIKEDMU.
- WHAT ?
346
00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:34,080
THE SHELMIKEDMU.
347
00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:37,750
BUT, PROFESSOR,
WITHOUT SEXUAL PARTNERS,
348
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:42,922
WOULD THIS NOT CAUSE PROBLEMS
FOR THE, UH, SOCIAL BALANCE
OF THE COMMUNITY ?
349
00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:45,892
AH, THAT IS
AN EXCELLENT QUESTION.
350
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,761
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THAT IS A SUPERB QUESTION.
351
00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:51,397
AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE DO HAVE
AN OBJECT HERE TODAY...
352
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:56,503
WHICH SOLVES
THAT VERY PROBLEM THAT
YOU WERE MENTIONING.
353
00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:58,938
I'M SORRY. HERE.
354
00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:02,909
ALL RIGHT, NOW, UH,
THIS LITTLE ITEM HERE...
355
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:07,814
IS CALLED
BY THE SHELMIKEDMU
A SHUTAL.
356
00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:11,618
A SHUTAL, SEE ?
THAT TAKES TALENT.
357
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,620
IT'S A VERY, VERY
POWERFUL TOTEM.
358
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:18,457
IT HAS, AS YOU CAN SEE,
BOTH A MALE AND A FEMALE PLUG.
359
00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:22,194
AND IT IS, IN FACT,
A MARITAL DEVICE.
360
00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:26,799
I-I-IT'S A NEOLITHIC DILDO.
361
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:36,375
WOULD YOU CARE TO, UH--
PASS THAT DOWN
TO DR. ALLEN, PLEASE.
362
00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,845
YOU CAN TAKE IT HOME
FOR THE WEEKEND
IF YOU'D LIKE.
363
00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:42,515
HMM.
364
00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:48,721
THANK YOU.
365
00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:51,157
WONDERFUL.
366
00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:55,361
OUTSTANDING ! I ESPECIALLY
LIKED THE WAY YOU HANDLED OUR
RESIDENT BLOWHARD, RUTH ALLEN.
367
00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:57,997
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
BEAUTIFUL.
368
00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:00,567
I WOULD DO ANYTHING
TO BE PART OF THIS.
369
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,735
PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF.
OH !
370
00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:07,073
MRS. PROXMIRE
WILL BE THRILLED WHEN
I TELL HER HOW WELL IT WENT.
371
00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:09,241
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
QUITE A RELIEF.
372
00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:11,844
OH, YES.
YES, YES.
373
00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:15,381
WHEN CAN I SEE
THE FILM ?
374
00:25:15,414 --> 00:25:18,551
YOU DO HAVE FILM,
DON'T YOU ?
375
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:25,524
OF COURSE HE HAS FILM.
OH, MY GOD,
IT'S MAGNIFICENT FILM.
376
00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:28,895
THE IMAGERY.
WHEN I FIRST SAW IT,
I WAS AMAZED.
377
00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:32,999
EXCELLENT.
I'LL PLAN TO SCREEN SOME
AT THE LECTURE ON FRIDAY.
378
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,001
WE'LL BE THERE.
MM-HMM.
379
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:38,738
SEE YOU THEN.
ISN'T THIS EXCITING ?
380
00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:42,108
OW. WHAT ?
FOOTAGE IS GOOD, ISN'T IT ?
381
00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:49,548
PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF,
THIS IS MR. SCHRAMM AT THE BANK.
382
00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:54,086
I STILL HAVE NOT RECEIVED
YOUR CHECK. CALL ME.
383
00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,123
THANK YOU.
384
00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:02,361
- WHAT'S THIS FOR ?
- A URINE SAMPLE.
385
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:05,297
I WANNA KNOW
WHAT DRUGS YOU'RE ON.
I HAD TO TELL THEM SOMETHING.
386
00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:07,233
HOW ABOUT THE TRUTH ?
387
00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:11,738
THAT I SPENT ALL THE MONEY AND
I DIDN'T COMPLETE THE RESEARCH.
THAT'D DAZZLE 'EM.
388
00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:16,275
- HOW BIG A GRANT
DID THEY GIVE YOU ?
- A HUNDRED THOUSAND.
389
00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:18,745
DOLLARS ? AWESOME.
390
00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:23,716
WE DIDN'T SPEND IT ALL
IN NEW GUINEA, SO HOW COULD YOU
SQUANDER THAT MUCH MONEY ?
391
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:26,285
SQUANDER ?
392
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:30,456
LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS,
MY LITTLE "SQUANDEES."
FOOD, CLOTHING, SHELTER.
393
00:26:30,489 --> 00:26:33,793
BIG SCREEN TVs, VCRs,
COUNSELING SESSIONS.
394
00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:36,262
THOSE WERE
A WASTE OF TIME.
CLEARLY.
395
00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:39,398
T-THEY EXPECT TO SEE
FILM FOOTAGE.
396
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,433
EXCUSE ME.
WHO IS THE ADULT
IN THIS ROOM ?
397
00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:43,836
DON'T ANSWER THAT !
I AM THE ADULT
IN THIS ROOM.
398
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:47,239
A SMALL POINT:
THE ADULT IN THIS ROOM
DOESN'T HAVE ANY FILM FOOTAGE.
399
00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:50,342
AND DO YOU KNOW WHY ?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO TRIBE.
400
00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:54,947
YEAH ? WELL, EVERYBODY
IN THAT AUDIENCE TONIGHT
THINKS THERE IS A TRIBE.
401
00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:57,283
THAT'S TRUE.
402
00:26:57,316 --> 00:27:01,020
THAT IS VERY, VERY TRUE.
403
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,989
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ?
404
00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:05,024
WHAT I AM SAYING IS...
405
00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:07,426
THAT YOU TAKE
A LITTLE NISHOWIKU...
406
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,929
AND YOU ADD
A LITTLE IMATOSA,
407
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:12,498
AND YOU THROW IN A DASH
OF KATANKA,
408
00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:16,535
AND YOU'VE GOT
THE SHELMIKEDMU, HUH ?
409
00:27:16,568 --> 00:27:21,540
THEY WANT THE SHELMIKEDMU,
THEY'RE GONNA GET
THE SHELMIKEDMU.
410
00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:24,210
HUH ?
411
00:27:24,243 --> 00:27:26,979
SO, UH, LET'S GET
SOME PALM TREES.
412
00:27:27,013 --> 00:27:30,116
NO PALM TREES.
WE DON'T NEED PALM TREES.
413
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:34,220
ALL RIGHT, UH,
VENUS FLYTRAPS ?
VENUS FLYTRAPS ?
414
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:46,532
* HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
CLOSE TO TRAGEDY *
415
00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:48,901
* OR BEEN CLOSE
TO FOLKS WHO HAVE *
416
00:27:48,935 --> 00:27:52,038
* HAVE YOU EVER FELT THE PAIN
SO POWERFUL *
417
00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:55,241
* SO HEAVY YOU COLLAPSE
418
00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:58,410
NO ? WELL...
419
00:27:58,444 --> 00:28:03,750
* I NEVER HAD TO
KNOCK ON WOOD *
IT'S TOO SKINNY.
420
00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:06,052
I'M WORKING ON IT.
421
00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:08,487
IT NEEDS TO BE
ABOUT THIS MUCH WIDER.
OKAY.
422
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,489
LOOK AT THIS.
YES.
423
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:14,894
* I NEVER HAD TO
KNOCK ON WOOD *
424
00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:17,429
* AND I'M GLAD
I HAVEN'T YET *
425
00:28:17,463 --> 00:28:19,899
* BECAUSE I'M SURE
IT ISN'T GOOD *
426
00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:22,434
* THAT'S THE IMPRESSION
THAT I GET *
427
00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:28,574
OH, HELLO, PUMPKIN.
HOW ARE YOU ?
428
00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:30,576
DO YOU REMEMBER ME
FROM YESTERDAY ?
I'M VERONICA MICELLI.
429
00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:33,445
I'M FRIENDS WITH YOUR DADDY.
I BROUGHT THIS REALLY NICE
REPORTER HERE.
430
00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:35,581
WE JUST WANNA ASK HIM
A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS--
431
00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:43,890
* I NEVER HAD TO
KNOCK ON WOOD *
432
00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:46,258
* AND I'M GLAD
I HAVEN'T YET *
433
00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:49,095
* BECAUSE I'M SURE
IT ISN'T GOOD *
434
00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:51,764
* THAT'S THE IMPRESSION
THAT I GET **
435
00:28:56,602 --> 00:28:59,238
COME ON, GUYS !
436
00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:01,941
WE'RE LOSIN' THE LIGHT.
437
00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:07,646
HEY ! THE SHELMIKEDMU DO NOT
ALLOW PICTURES TAKEN WITHOUT
THE RITUAL BODY PAINT ON.
438
00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:10,416
- NICELY PUT.
- IT IS OUR WAY.
439
00:29:10,449 --> 00:29:12,651
YO !
440
00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:19,725
IT'S REALLY GREAT,
YOU KNOW THAT ?
WHAT ?
441
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,894
THE WAY YOU ARE.
442
00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:25,464
YOU KNOW, ALWAYS
HELPING OUT AROUND HERE,
DOING THINGS FOR US--
443
00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:28,467
THE ANSWER IS NO.
WHAT ?
444
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,602
I'M NOT PLAYING BOO-BOO,
THE NATIVE GIRL.
445
00:29:30,636 --> 00:29:32,571
SHELLY, IT'S ONLY ONE FILM.
446
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,606
YOU'RE A FRAUD.
447
00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:38,945
I NEED YOU.
448
00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:42,414
NO WAY.
449
00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:45,384
SHELLY !
450
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:53,159
NOW CATCH THE CHICKEN.
IF IT DOESN'T COME IN A BUCKET,
I DON'T TOUCH IT.
451
00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:55,928
SHELLY, DON'T BREAK MY HUMP,
OKAY ?
452
00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:58,130
CATCH THE CHICKEN.
THEY'RE GONNA REPOSSESS
MY HUT.
453
00:29:58,164 --> 00:30:00,166
COME ON, COME ON.
LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
454
00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:02,168
GO, GO, GO !
GO !
455
00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:04,370
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
456
00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:05,972
QUICKER, QUICKER.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
457
00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:07,339
SHELLY ! SHELLY !
THAT'S IT. COME ON.
458
00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:10,209
GET YOUR HANDS
ON THE LITTLE SON OF A--
459
00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:13,545
E-EXCELLENT WORK.
VERY, VERY GOOD.
460
00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:16,015
- NOW WHAT ?
- NOW COOK THE CHICKEN.
461
00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:23,022
I JUST CHASED POULTRY
THROUGH MY BACKYARD
LOOKING LIKE TAMMY FAYE BAKKER.
462
00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:25,024
YOU OWE ME.
463
00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:27,326
THANK YOU, BOO-BOO.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?
464
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:29,828
TO A FRIEND'S.
465
00:30:29,862 --> 00:30:31,397
SHUT UP !
BESIDES, YOU'RE PART
OF OUR TRIBE.
466
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:35,367
THERE IS NO TRIBE.
OH, AND ONE SMALL POINT:
467
00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:38,905
MAYBE EDMUND'S TUTU
SHOULD HAVE A FEW MORE LEAVES.
468
00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:43,809
- I MEAN, HOW MANY NEOLITHIC
TRIBES PRACTICE CIRCUMCISION ?
- WHOOPS.
469
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:50,216
BOO-BOO HAS MADE
AN EXCELLENT POINT.
470
00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,584
THAT WILL BE THE SUBJECT
OF OUR FILM.
471
00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:55,221
A RARE, PRIMITIVE
CIRCUMCISION RITUAL.
472
00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:58,925
YES !
IN WHICH THE OLDER BROTHER
PERFORMS THE ACTUAL DEED.
473
00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:05,064
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
474
00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:07,934
THIS IS NOT NIGHTMARE
ON "SHELMIKEDMU" STREET.
475
00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:12,204
THIS IS A DELICATE RITUAL
BETWEEN BROTHERS.
476
00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:14,240
SH--
SORRY.
477
00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:17,443
ALL RIGHT,
YOUR WEE-WEE'S ON THE LOG.
OKAY. NOW WHAT ?
478
00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:21,580
THE YOUNG SHELMIKEDMU BOY
SITS AT THE EGALA ALTAR...
479
00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:24,416
WAITING FOR HIS OLDER BROTHER
TO GUIDE HIM THROUGH
THE PORTALS OF MANHOOD.
480
00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:27,386
EGALA ALTAR.
THAT'S A NICE LITTLE DETAIL.
481
00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:31,223
THERE'S A SPIDER
ON THE LOG.
482
00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:33,759
- OH, OH, OH.
483
00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:37,163
OH, OH. MICKEY.
THERE WAS A SPIDER.
484
00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:42,568
OH. WHATEVER.
485
00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:46,572
OKAY,
LET THE CEREMONY BEGIN.
486
00:31:52,011 --> 00:31:56,248
EXCUSE ME, UH, WHAT EXACTLY
IS THE OLDER BROTHER DOING ?
487
00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:58,717
HE IS COMPLETING
THE RITUAL DANCE...
488
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,220
IN WHICH HE ASKS THE GODS
TO PROTECT THE YOUNG BOY...
489
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:04,423
FROM MANY BRIDES WHO WANT HIM
AND HIS PIG WEALTH.
490
00:32:04,456 --> 00:32:07,259
HEY, YOU PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT
INTO THIS, HAVEN'T YOU ?
491
00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:10,662
IT'S MY TRIBE.
YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
NOW, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
492
00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:14,967
EDMUND, YOU'RE--
YOU'RE LOOKING UP
TO THE GODS WITH TREPIDATION.
493
00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:18,570
TREPIDATION.
494
00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:20,572
TREPIDATION, TREPIDATION,
TREPIDATION.
495
00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:25,511
UM, WELL, YOU'RE REALLY AFRAID
THAT YOUR BROTHER IS GOING TO
CHOP YOUR WEE-WEE OFF.
496
00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:27,613
AH, THERE WE GO.
EXCELLENT TREPIDATION.
497
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:33,452
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE FOOTAGE
FROM OUR LAST TRIP
TO NEW GUINEA.
498
00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:55,374
OKAY, WE JUST NEED TO SHOOT
A FEW MORE PIECES.
499
00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:58,177
LOOK AT THE CAMERA.
ONE, TWO, THREE, AH !
500
00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:00,146
COME ON, AH !
AH !
501
00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:03,515
- ONE, TWO, THREE.
- AH !
502
00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:07,886
EXCELLENT.
DID YOU GET THAT ?
503
00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:11,557
NO, HERE. TILT THAT.
THERE YOU ARE.
504
00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:15,361
CAN YOU SEE HIM NOW ?
THERE WE GO.
OKAY, READY ?
505
00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:17,396
MAGUNGA.
506
00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:21,200
EDMUND, LOOK MISERABLE.
507
00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:23,235
EXCELLENT.
508
00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:29,175
HERE GOES NOTHIN'.
509
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:39,485
GOOD JOB.
510
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:43,922
AT FIRST GLANCE, THE SHELMIKEDMU
APPEAR TO BE A SOMEWHAT TYPICAL
NEW GUINEA TRIBE,
511
00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:48,727
AS UNREMARKABLE
AS THEY ARE UNDISCOVERED.
512
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,863
HOWEVER, THAT ALL CHANGED
WHEN WE BEGAN TO FOCUS IN...
513
00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:55,567
ON ONE PARTICULAR
FAMILY UNIT.
514
00:33:57,236 --> 00:33:59,705
ALTHOUGH THERE IS, UH,
NO EVIDENCE,
515
00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:04,210
UH, OF CIRCUMCISION
AMONG OTHER NEW GUINEA TRIBES,
516
00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:08,414
WE FIND THAT CIRCUMCISION
IS A RITUAL USED
BY THE SHELMIKEDMU.
517
00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:15,020
NOW, THE UNCIRCUMCISED CHILD
OF A SHELMIKEDMU FAMILY HERE...
518
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:19,525
IS WAITING PATIENTLY
AT THE EGALA ALTAR
FOR HIS OLDER BROTHER...
519
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:22,194
WHO WILL BE THE ONE
TO GUIDE HIM INTO MANHOOD.
520
00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:26,132
MAGUNGA.
HERE, THE OLDER BOY IS HANDED
THE SACRED POLA BAR...
521
00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:29,135
BY THE NATIVE SHAMAN.
522
00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:32,138
NOW, THIS AXE, WHICH HAS BEEN
FASHIONED FROM STONE,
523
00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:37,109
HAS BEEN USED TO CIRCUMCISE
TRIBAL MEMBERS FOR THOUSANDS
AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS.
524
00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:46,552
NOW, THIS IS INTERESTING.
THE OLDER BROTHER HERE
IS PERFORMING A RITUAL DANCE,
525
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:51,657
THE PURPOSE OF WHICH
IS TO ASK THE GODS
FOR A STEADY HAND...
526
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:56,061
FOR WHAT WILL SURELY BE
A DELICATE, UH, PROCEDURE.
527
00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:01,267
AND HERE WE ARE.
528
00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:16,348
- AH !
529
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,088
QUITE REMARKABLE, YES ?
530
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,824
AMAZING.
531
00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:27,993
PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF,
I WONDER IF YOU COULD TALK TO
A COUPLE OF MY STUDENTS HERE.
532
00:35:28,026 --> 00:35:30,862
I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO GO
TO MY SON'S SCIENCE FAIR.
SCIENTIST !
533
00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:33,599
CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK.
OH, PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF.
PROFESSOR.
534
00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:35,467
PROFESSOR, I HAVE SOMEBODY
I WANT YOU TO MEET.
535
00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:38,637
MAY I SPEAK TO YOU
PRIVATELY FOR A SECOND ?
536
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:43,041
THIS IS AN INTERVIEW
WITH VERONICA MICELLI
ABOUT THE SHELMIKEDMU.
537
00:35:43,074 --> 00:35:45,211
YEAH, I KNOW.
DOES THAT UPSET YOU ?
YES, IT DOES UPSET ME.
538
00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:47,646
THANK YOU. GOD.
SEE, ME, TOO,
BECAUSE THEY TOLD US...
539
00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:50,382
THEY WERE GONNA GIVE US
A FULL-COLOR PHOTO
AND THREE COLUMNS.
540
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:53,352
THE POINT IS:
YOU HAD NO RIGHT
TO GIVE THIS INTERVIEW.
541
00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:58,490
WHAT ? THIS PAPER HAS
A CIRCULATION OF 35,000, JAMES.
THAT'S NOT THE POINT !
542
00:35:58,524 --> 00:36:00,559
PROFESSOR !
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANK YOU.
543
00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:04,730
WILL YOU SHUT UP !
IT IS NOT YOUR LECTURE.
IT IS NOT HER TRIBE.
544
00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:07,399
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH YOU.
545
00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:11,837
AND THIS ARTICLE
IS A BRAZEN ATTEMPT
AT SELF-PROMOTION.
546
00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:15,207
I AM CRUSHED THAT
YOU WOULD SAY THAT, JAMES.
547
00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:17,409
MAY I CALL YOU JAMES ?
NO !
548
00:36:17,443 --> 00:36:19,711
BUT, SPEAKING OF PROMOTION,
I HAVE SOMEONE I WANT YOU
TO MEET.
549
00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:22,080
PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF,
MEET HENRY "SPIVVEY."
550
00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:25,050
SPIVEY. I'M A GREAT ADMIRER
OF YOURS, PROFESSOR.
551
00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:28,720
I COULD NOT HAVE BEEN
MORE THRILLED TO RECEIVE
YOUR CALL.
MY CALL ?
552
00:36:28,754 --> 00:36:31,423
WELL, MR. SPIVEY OPERATES
A NEW CABLE TV NETWORK...
553
00:36:31,457 --> 00:36:34,393
DEDICATED TO ANTHROPOLOGY
CALLED PRIMAL TIME.
554
00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:38,564
- YOU'RE JOKING ?
- NO, I AM NOT, AND I WANT YOU
TO COME ON BOARD.
555
00:36:38,597 --> 00:36:41,166
GIVE ME THE TELEVISION RIGHTS
TO THE SHELMIKEDMU STORY.
556
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,069
NO.
557
00:36:44,102 --> 00:36:48,507
PROFESSOR, WE SHARE
THE GOAL OF MAKING ANTHROPOLOGY
ACCESSIBLE TO THE COMMON MAN.
558
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:52,043
THE COMMON MAN
COULD GIVE A SHIT.
559
00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:56,382
WELL, NO, THAT'S JUST BECAUSE
ANTHROPOLOGY HAS NEVER BEEN
PRESENTED TO THEM...
560
00:36:56,415 --> 00:36:58,617
AS RELEVANT
TO THEIR LIVES BEFORE.
561
00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:02,254
OUR LITTLE SHELMIKEDMU
DEAL WITH THE SAME PROBLEMS
THAT WE FACE EVERY DAY:
562
00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:06,057
LONELINESS, DESPAIR,
INTENSE SEXUAL LONGING.
563
00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:10,462
UH, NEXT WE HAVE
MICHAEL KRIPPENDORF...
564
00:37:10,496 --> 00:37:15,801
WITH HIS PROJECT ON
A TRIBE FROM THE JUNGLES
OF NEW GUINEA.
565
00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,969
ALL RIGHT, MICHAEL.
566
00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:36,588
I AM A MEMBER
OF THE SHELMIKEDMU TRIBE.
567
00:37:36,622 --> 00:37:40,091
THESE PIGS, A STAPLE
OF THE SHELMIKEDMU'S ECONOMY,
568
00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:43,128
ARE ADORNED
WITH HORNBILLED BEAKS
AND BIRD-OF-PARADISE FEATHERS.
569
00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:46,998
THIS STRUCTURE IS CALLED
AN OJATANI.
570
00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:49,735
IT IS USED ONLY ONCE
BY THE WOMEN OF MY TRIBE.
571
00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:53,171
IT IS BUILT TO HOUSE
A YOUNG VIRGIN...
572
00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:56,842
EXPERIENCING
HER FIRST MENSTRUATION.
573
00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:59,378
- WHAT DID HE SAY ?
574
00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:07,419
AT FIRST SIGNS OF MENSES,
THE YOUNG FEMALE IS ANOINTED
WITH PIG URINE...
575
00:38:07,453 --> 00:38:10,922
AND PLACED IN THE MENARPAT,
WHERE SHE WILL REMAIN
FOR THREE DAYS...
576
00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:14,025
UNTIL THE SPIRITS OF MAIDENHOOD
HAVE LEFT HER BODY.
ISN'T THAT INTERESTING ?
577
00:38:14,059 --> 00:38:17,195
THANK YOU, MICHAEL.
NEXT WE HAVE ADAM KANT
AND HIS LIMA BEAN GRAPHS.
578
00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:20,098
BECAUSE SHE'S IN HER FIRST DAYS
OF MENSTRUATION,
579
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:25,136
- I'VE PLACED ABBEY TOURNQUIST
IN THE MENARPAT.
- OH, MY GOD, IT'S ABBEY !
580
00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:27,539
I SHALL NOW DOUSE HER
WITH THE SACRED PIG URINE.
581
00:38:27,573 --> 00:38:29,207
AAAAH !
582
00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:35,681
PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS.
583
00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:39,284
- NO PROBLEM, NO PROBLEM.
CAN I TALK TO YOU ?
- ABBEY, COME OUT OF THERE NOW !
584
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:43,021
NOT UNTIL I'M PURIFIED.
585
00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:45,957
DISCUSS IT ? DISCUSS ?
DISCUSS WHAT ?
586
00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:49,461
I AM NOT SENDING MY KIDS
TO ANY BOARDING SCHOOL.
587
00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:52,030
HEY ! TIME OUT,
TIME OUT, TIME OUT !
588
00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:55,567
UNFORTUNATELY, THESE PROBLEMS
ARE NOT CONFINED TO MICKEY.
589
00:38:55,601 --> 00:38:58,303
HIS BEHAVIOR SEEMS TO BE
AFFECTING EDMUND.
590
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:03,842
EDMUND WAS ASKED TO DRAW
"WHAT I ENJOYED MOST
ABOUT MY WEEKEND."
591
00:39:05,377 --> 00:39:07,879
LET ME TAKE A LOOK
AT THAT DRAWING.
I WANNA SEE THE DRAWING.
592
00:39:07,913 --> 00:39:09,881
WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU ?
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF IT.
593
00:39:09,915 --> 00:39:12,684
WOULD YOU STOP ACTING
LIKE A CHILD ?
594
00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:15,687
ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST
CALM DOWN HERE.
595
00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:18,424
THE FACT IS, A SCHOOL
LIKE CHESTER HILLS,
596
00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:22,594
WITH ITS EMPHASIS ON DISCIPLINE,
IS PROBABLY A BETTER CHOICE.
597
00:39:22,628 --> 00:39:25,263
MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY.
598
00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:32,037
I APOLOGIZE.
599
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:37,409
I GUESS THINGS MIGHT HAVE
GOTTEN OUT OF HAND,
600
00:39:37,443 --> 00:39:40,712
AND, UH, I'M NOT MAKING
ANY EXCUSES,
601
00:39:40,746 --> 00:39:44,416
BUT I SHOULD TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS.
602
00:39:44,450 --> 00:39:47,185
I DON'T WANT MY KIDS
TO GO TO BOARDING SCHOOL,
603
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:50,021
SO FROM NOW ON,
NO MORE CRAZY BEHAVIOR.
604
00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:53,224
THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE.
I GIVE YOU MY WORD.
605
00:39:53,258 --> 00:39:56,595
ANOTHER MAGICAL DAY IN
THE KRIPPENDORF HOUSEHOLD,
MR. SCHRAMM.
606
00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:58,697
THE CHILDREN ARE ALL READY
FOR SCHOOL,
607
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:04,135
AND THEY'RE CLEAN AND COIFFED
AND ANXIOUS TO EMBARK
ON ANOTHER DAY OF LEARNING.
608
00:40:04,169 --> 00:40:07,205
MICKEY,
TAKE THAT HEADDRESS OFF.
I MEAN, TAKE THAT RED DRESS OFF.
609
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:11,710
I MEAN, TAKE THAT RED DRESS
AND GIVE IT TO YOUR SISTER.
610
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:14,412
WHAT ? I-- NO, SIR.
611
00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:17,415
NO, SIR,
THE CHECK IS IN THE--
YES, I'LL HOLD.
612
00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:19,417
OF COURSE I'LL HOLD.
613
00:40:19,451 --> 00:40:21,453
GOOD MORNING,
SWEETHEART.
614
00:40:21,487 --> 00:40:27,092
DARLING, HONEY,
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION...
SERIOUSLY ?
615
00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:29,260
ARE YOU HAPPY ?
616
00:40:29,294 --> 00:40:32,130
THE COLOR WON'T COME OUT
OF MY HAIR.
617
00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:36,234
FORECLOSURE ?
ARE YOU SERIOUS ?
618
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:39,838
NO, NO, NO. NO.
NO, NO, NO, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT
YOU WEREN'T SERIOUS. NO, NO.
619
00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:44,109
LEO--
MAY I CALL YOU LEO ?
620
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:47,245
MR. SCHRAMM,
I KNOW THAT DEADLINES
ARE NOT MEANT TO BE IGNORED,
621
00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,247
BUT PLEASE DON'T DO
ANYTHING RASH.
622
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,417
THE CHECK WILL BE IN YOUR HANDS
BY 3:00 THIS AFTERNOON.
623
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:56,588
I SWEAR TO GOD,
I'LL BRING IT MYSELF.
624
00:40:56,622 --> 00:40:59,658
I'M READY TO MAKE A DEAL.
625
00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:01,292
VERONICA !
626
00:41:01,326 --> 00:41:04,763
- CAN I TALK TO YOU
IN PRIVATE FOR A SECOND ?
- YES.
627
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:08,466
I KNEW YOU'D SEE IT MY WAY.
OKAY, SO HOW WE'RE GONNA
PLAY THIS--
628
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,302
DON'T GIVE AWAY
THE MERCHANDISING !
629
00:41:11,336 --> 00:41:13,271
THIS IS AN INSULT
TO ANTHROPOLOGY.
630
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,541
THAT'S RIGHT, AN INSULT.
THIS SEEMS FINE TO ME.
631
00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:17,876
JAMES' STYLE HAS ALWAYS
BEEN UNCONVENTIONAL.
632
00:41:17,909 --> 00:41:22,614
UH, UNCONVENTIONAL.
GERALD, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
THIS IS TABLOID ANTHROPOLOGY.
633
00:41:22,648 --> 00:41:24,883
THE SHELMIKEDMU DEMI-BRA ?
634
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:26,885
IT'S TABLOID.
YOU'RE JEALOUS.
635
00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:30,155
OH, YOU'RE RIDICULOUS.
I'VE NEVER BEEN JEALOUS
OF ANYONE IN MY LIFE.
636
00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:35,493
BULLSHIT. THE SHELMIKEDMU
HAVE CAPTURED THE IMAGINATION
OF THE PUBLIC.
637
00:41:35,527 --> 00:41:39,865
UNLIKE YOUR MUSTY
OLD GALINCAS.
638
00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:44,402
WHICH
BY COMPARISON STRIKE ME AS--
OH, WHAT'S THAT WORD ? BORING.
639
00:41:44,435 --> 00:41:48,907
KRIPPENDORF IS SENSATIONALIZING
THIS TRIBE FOR HIS OWN
FINANCIAL GAIN.
640
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:50,742
OH, GET A GRIP.
641
00:41:50,776 --> 00:41:53,011
PROFESSOR, PLEASE,
JUST-- PLEASE !
642
00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:58,650
JAMES' STYLE MAY NOT BE
TO YOUR LIKING, BUT MISS MICELLI
IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
643
00:41:58,684 --> 00:42:02,153
THANKS TO KRIPPENDORF'S TRIBE,
THIS DEPARTMENT'S REPUTATION
IS GROWING BY LEAPS AND BOUNDS,
644
00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:04,089
AND I, FOR ONE, AM DELIGHTED.
645
00:42:04,122 --> 00:42:06,558
WELL, YOU MAY BE FALLING
FOR THIS SHELMIKEDMU CRAP,
646
00:42:06,592 --> 00:42:09,327
BUT EVERY INSTINCT IN MY BODY
TELLS ME THAT THIS STINKS
TO HIGH HEAVEN.
647
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,897
- EXCUSE ME, RUTH.
- MINE TOO !
- MINE, TOO, PROFESSOR.
648
00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:14,600
IN FACT, I DON'T THINK
THERE IS A SHELMIKEDMU TRIBE.
649
00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:17,335
ALL RIGHT,
MISS PROFESSOR KNOW-IT-ALL.
650
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:21,072
IF YOU'RE SO SURE THERE'S
NO TRIBE, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OFF
TO MOUNT BOSAVI AND PROVE IT.
651
00:42:21,106 --> 00:42:23,609
- I SHOULD.
- THAT'S RIGHT. SHE SHOULD.
652
00:42:23,642 --> 00:42:26,344
- GO AHEAD.
- I JUST MIGHT.
653
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:29,915
- BE MY GUEST.
- HAH ! I WILL !
654
00:42:29,948 --> 00:42:34,252
LORI AND I
WILL LEAVE TOMORROW.
THAT'S RIGHT, TOMORROW.
655
00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:38,056
WE WILL ?
RUTH. RUTH !
656
00:42:39,925 --> 00:42:42,227
* BOOGIE FEVER
657
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:45,096
* YOU GOT TO BOOGIE DOWN
658
00:42:46,932 --> 00:42:49,868
* BOOGIE FEVER
659
00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:52,437
* I THINK
IT'S GOIN' AROUND **
660
00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:07,753
OH, MY GOD,
I'D FORGOTTEN.
661
00:43:07,786 --> 00:43:12,423
OH, THE DECAY,
THE STENCH.
662
00:43:12,457 --> 00:43:14,960
THE CHAOS.
663
00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:20,398
OH, POPO, WE'RE HOME.
664
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,901
SO MUCH CLEANER
IN THE BOOKS.
665
00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:25,570
WE'LL GO FIND SOMEONE
TO TAKE US WHERE WE'RE GOING.
666
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:29,240
LORI, YOU LOOK POSITIVELY GREEN.
YOU SHOULD EAT SOMETHING.
667
00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:31,242
WHO WANTS TO GET WORK ?
668
00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:35,747
YOU !
ME LIKE GO LONG BOSAVI NOW.
NO BOSAVI. NO.
669
00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:39,417
ME LIKE BUY 'EM
TRIPLE MAN.
670
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:42,287
GO BOSAVI.
671
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,289
NOT ME !
NOT ME !
672
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,137
YOU, ME, GO BOSAVI NOW.
673
00:44:10,882 --> 00:44:13,318
I-I'M FINE, THANK YOU.
674
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,055
NOW, FOR THE SHELMIKEDMU,
675
00:44:17,088 --> 00:44:19,891
PERSONAL APPEARANCE
IS OF PRIMARY CONCERN.
676
00:44:19,925 --> 00:44:23,361
AND FOR THE YOUNG PEOPLE,
ESPECIALLY THE TEENAGERS,
677
00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:26,732
ONE SECOND.
THESE RITUAL OBLIGATIONS
ARE TERRIBLY PAINFUL AND--
678
00:44:26,765 --> 00:44:29,034
PSST, PSST, PSST.
AND ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.
679
00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:31,036
EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.
EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.
680
00:44:31,069 --> 00:44:34,339
IT'S RANDOM HOUSE.
THEY LOVE US.
681
00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:36,374
SIT DOWN !
682
00:44:38,409 --> 00:44:41,679
UM, THE RITUALS
THAT I SPOKE ABOUT...
683
00:44:41,713 --> 00:44:45,683
ARE PERFORMED IN A SMALL
AND SACRED SHRINE...
684
00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:49,921
DAD, SHELLY'S BEEN
IN THE BATHROOM FOR AN HOUR !
685
00:44:49,955 --> 00:44:51,890
LOCATED NEAR THE SLEEPING AREA.
686
00:44:51,923 --> 00:44:56,762
IN THE CENTER OF THAT SHRINE
IS AN ALTAR AFFIXED TO A WALL.
687
00:44:56,795 --> 00:45:00,431
INSIDE THESE ALTARS ARE
VARIOUS TALISMEN AND POTIONS.
688
00:45:00,465 --> 00:45:03,068
LET ME IN !
I'M BUSY.
689
00:45:03,101 --> 00:45:05,837
MUCH ATTENTION IS PAID
TO THE UNDERARM,
690
00:45:05,871 --> 00:45:09,274
A SACRED PART
OF THE SHELMIKEDMU ANATOMY.
691
00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:12,844
GOOD OR BAD FORTUNE IS BELIEVED
TO EMANATE FROM THIS AREA.
692
00:45:12,878 --> 00:45:15,747
OH, WELL.
693
00:45:15,781 --> 00:45:18,083
ANY OTHER--
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS ?
694
00:45:18,116 --> 00:45:22,553
YES ?
DO THE SHELMIKEDMU
PRACTICE DIVORCE ?
695
00:45:24,589 --> 00:45:29,360
WELL, WHEN A SHELMIKEDMU COUPLE
WISH TO DIVORCE,
696
00:45:29,394 --> 00:45:34,565
THE TRIBAL EQUIVALENT
OF A LAWYER IS APPOINTED
TO EACH SIDE IN THE MARRIAGE.
697
00:45:34,599 --> 00:45:38,569
EVERYBODY CONCERNED
WORKS VERY HARD TO AVOID
AN ANNULMENT FROM HAPPENING.
698
00:45:38,603 --> 00:45:43,809
HOWEVER, IF A DIVORCE, IN FACT,
TAKES PLACE,
699
00:45:43,842 --> 00:45:46,544
THE TWO LAWYERS ARE EXECUTED.
700
00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:51,382
YES ! YES ! YES !
701
00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:54,252
THERE'S JUST SO MUCH
WE CAN LEARN
FROM THE SHELMIKEDMU,
702
00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:56,254
EXCEPT FOR THEIR HAIR
AND MAKEUP.
703
00:45:56,287 --> 00:45:58,323
ANOTHER BRILLIANT LECTURE,
PROFESSOR.
704
00:45:58,356 --> 00:46:01,659
I AM ANXIOUS TO SEE
WHAT YOU COME UP WITH
FOR OUR SWEEPS WEEK VIDEO.
705
00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:04,329
UH, SWEEPS WEEK VIDEO ?
706
00:46:04,362 --> 00:46:07,232
YES, I PAID YOU
FOR IT LAST WEEK.
I NEED IT BY MONDAY.
707
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,467
AH, SWEET POTATO.
708
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:14,405
IT EXAMINES THE ROLE OF THE
SWEET POTATO IN SHELMIKEDMU
AGRICULTURE.
SWEET POTATO.
709
00:46:14,439 --> 00:46:16,407
BORING.
WHAT, BORING ?
710
00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:19,577
WELL, LET'S SPEAK FRANKLY HERE.
WE NEED RATINGS.
711
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:22,580
NOW, WE HAVE THEIR ATTENTION,
BUT WE NEED SOMETHING
THAT GRABS FOCUS.
712
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:25,083
NOT SWEET POTATOES.
PRECISELY.
713
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:28,286
SUCH AS--
SEX.
714
00:46:30,555 --> 00:46:33,324
SHELMIKEDMU SEX VIDEOS ?
715
00:46:33,358 --> 00:46:38,296
MATING RITUALS, JAMES.
ONE OF THE CORNERSTONES
OF ANY FIELD RESEARCH.
716
00:46:38,329 --> 00:46:40,698
YOU DID COVER THEM,
DIDN'T YOU ?
717
00:46:40,731 --> 00:46:42,767
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
718
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,770
BESIDES, NO ONE IS GONNA
WANNA WATCH THE SHELMIKEDMU
DO EACH OTHER.
719
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,873
CERTAINLY NOT.
HOW VULGAR.
720
00:46:47,906 --> 00:46:49,875
UNLESS SCIENTIFICALLY
PRESENTED, OF COURSE.
721
00:46:49,908 --> 00:46:51,977
DON'T MOVE.
722
00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:53,979
EXCUSE ME, LADIES.
723
00:46:54,012 --> 00:46:57,048
WOULD ANY OF YOU
BE INTERESTED IN WATCHING
A ONE-HOUR SPECIAL...
724
00:46:57,082 --> 00:46:59,317
ON THE MATING RITUALS
OF THE SHELMIKEDMU ?
725
00:46:59,350 --> 00:47:02,320
YOU MEAN SEX VIDEOS ?
OH, ABSOLUTELY.
YES.
726
00:47:02,353 --> 00:47:05,556
OH, VERY INTERESTED.
WHAT NIGHT
WILL IT BE ON ?
727
00:47:05,590 --> 00:47:08,159
DISCOVERY CHANNEL,
EAT YOUR HEART OUT.
728
00:47:08,193 --> 00:47:10,328
LOOSEN UP, JAMES.
729
00:47:12,530 --> 00:47:15,366
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
730
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:20,738
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DISCUSS THIS
OVER A DRINK ?
731
00:47:20,771 --> 00:47:23,074
MM.
732
00:47:23,108 --> 00:47:27,278
THE SHELMIKEDMU
COURTING CHANT.
733
00:47:29,014 --> 00:47:31,182
WHEN A SHELMIKEDMU MALE
WISHES TO WOO A FEMALE,
734
00:47:31,216 --> 00:47:36,487
HE BREAKS THE ICE
WITH A DRINK OF FERMENTED
JUTEBERRIES AND BANANA SAP.
735
00:47:36,521 --> 00:47:39,024
ANOTHER BRANDY,
PROFESSOR MICELLI ?
736
00:47:39,057 --> 00:47:43,028
OH, CALL ME VERONICA, PLEASE.
737
00:47:45,096 --> 00:47:48,233
I REALLY DON'T THINK
I SHOULD.
738
00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:51,302
NO, A LITTLE MORE.
739
00:47:52,770 --> 00:47:54,772
THANK YOU.
740
00:47:59,077 --> 00:48:01,546
SO...
741
00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:04,916
ARE YOUR CHILDREN
SLEEPING ?
742
00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:07,953
THEY'RE SPENDING THE EVENING
AT THEIR GRANDPARENTS'.
743
00:48:10,922 --> 00:48:12,958
OH.
744
00:48:16,094 --> 00:48:18,096
AHH.
745
00:48:20,966 --> 00:48:23,901
WHAT'S THAT ?
THIS ?
746
00:48:23,935 --> 00:48:28,106
OH ! THIS IS A KIEFO.
747
00:48:28,139 --> 00:48:31,742
THE SHELMIKEDMU USE IT
WHEN CHOOSING A BRIDE.
748
00:48:31,776 --> 00:48:34,412
OH.
749
00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:36,447
HOW DOES IT WORK ?
750
00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:41,419
WELL, UH, THAT'S, UH,
VERY GRAPHIC.
751
00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:44,422
PLEASE.
YES, OKAY.
752
00:48:44,455 --> 00:48:48,259
UM, JUST BEAR IN MIND
THAT I'M SPEAKING TO YOU
AS A SCHOLAR...
753
00:48:48,293 --> 00:48:53,598
AND NOT AS A MAN
WHO FINDS YOU
UNBELIEVABLY ATTRACTIVE.
754
00:48:53,631 --> 00:48:56,901
THE PROSPECTIVE
SHELMIKEDMU BRIDE...
755
00:48:56,934 --> 00:49:01,906
HOLDS THE KIEFO THUSLY,
ALLOWING HER BREASTS
TO FALL OVER THE EDGE,
756
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:04,942
SUGGESTING THE POSSIBILITY
OF HER FERTILITY.
757
00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:08,980
A SORT OF SHELMIKEDMU
WET T-SHIRT CONTEST.
758
00:49:09,014 --> 00:49:11,282
YEAH.
759
00:49:11,316 --> 00:49:14,952
NOW THESE LINES HERE,
UM, INDICATE...
760
00:49:14,986 --> 00:49:18,523
HOW LARGE THE BREASTS
MIGHT BE...
761
00:49:18,556 --> 00:49:22,293
AND ALSO DETERMINE PAYMENT.
762
00:49:22,327 --> 00:49:24,362
ONE PIG'S WORTH,
TWO PIG'S WORTH,
THREE PIG'S WORTH,
763
00:49:24,395 --> 00:49:28,033
AND SO ON AND SO FORTH
AND SO ON.
764
00:49:28,066 --> 00:49:30,368
OH.
765
00:49:30,401 --> 00:49:33,371
HERE, LET ME BE
THE SHELMIKEDMU VIRGIN.
766
00:49:41,746 --> 00:49:45,216
AH.
OOH, THERE WE GO.
767
00:49:47,252 --> 00:49:50,188
HOW DO I STACK UP ?
768
00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:52,190
UM--
769
00:49:52,223 --> 00:49:55,893
WELL, AS THE SHELMIKEDMU
WOULD SAY,
770
00:49:55,926 --> 00:49:57,895
JAGABONDO !
771
00:49:57,928 --> 00:50:00,831
WHICH ROUGHLY
TRANSLATES AS, UH,
772
00:50:00,865 --> 00:50:04,335
MORE PIGS THAN YOU CAN
POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
773
00:50:04,369 --> 00:50:08,005
WEE-WEE-WEE,
ALL THE WAY HOME.
774
00:50:09,174 --> 00:50:12,810
OH.
WHAT'S THIS HOLE FOR ?
775
00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:15,646
THAT HOLE--
776
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,549
BY GOLLY, I THINK
YOU FOUND OUT WHAT
THAT HOLE IS FOR.
777
00:50:18,583 --> 00:50:22,920
EXTRA CREDIT
FOR PROFESSOR MICELLI.
778
00:50:22,953 --> 00:50:27,225
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS HAD
A CRUSH ON YOU.
779
00:50:27,258 --> 00:50:30,228
WHEN I WAS IN YOUR SEMINAR
ON THE KINAPOSA,
780
00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:35,233
YOU MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS
THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE ROOM.
781
00:50:35,266 --> 00:50:39,237
YOU WE THE ONLY WOMAN
IN THAT ROOM.
782
00:50:39,270 --> 00:50:41,906
BE HONEST.
ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO ME ?
UH-HUH.
783
00:50:41,939 --> 00:50:45,410
UH-HUH. ARE YOU
JUST SAYING THAT 'CAUSE
I'M HOLDING YOUR PENIS ?
784
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:51,949
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SLIP IN
TO SOMETHING MORE...
785
00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:53,951
COMFORTABLE ?
786
00:50:53,984 --> 00:50:55,953
MM-HMM.
787
00:51:25,983 --> 00:51:29,454
AH, AH, AH.
788
00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:32,590
AH, YEAH, YEAH.
789
00:51:36,494 --> 00:51:40,565
I ALWAYS WONDERED IF
ALL THOSE MONTHS IN THE JUNGLE
WOULD CHANGE A MAN,
790
00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:42,500
BUT, JAMES,
I HAD NO IDEA.
791
00:51:44,535 --> 00:51:49,039
YOU'RE A WILD MAN.
COME HERE.
792
00:52:01,352 --> 00:52:06,324
* A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH
A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH *
793
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:10,628
WIMOWEH.
794
00:52:17,134 --> 00:52:19,136
OOH.
795
00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:51,869
LAST NIGHT
WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
796
00:52:54,272 --> 00:52:57,275
MMM, YES, IT WAS.
797
00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:05,250
SO WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO TODAY ?
UM, LET'S SEE.
798
00:53:05,283 --> 00:53:07,318
WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING.
799
00:53:07,352 --> 00:53:10,755
YOU KNOW, IT'S NEVER GOOD
WHEN COUPLES WORK TOGETHER,
800
00:53:10,788 --> 00:53:15,226
SO I'VE DECIDED THAT THIS
SHELMIKEDMU THING IS OVER.
801
00:53:15,260 --> 00:53:17,228
MM-HMM.
802
00:53:17,262 --> 00:53:20,030
I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOWER.
803
00:53:20,064 --> 00:53:22,032
OKAY.
804
00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:36,581
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
THIS SHELMIKEDMU THING
IS OVER ?
805
00:53:36,614 --> 00:53:40,251
WE JUST CAN'T INVADE
THESE INNOCENT PEOPLE'S LIVES
ANY MORE THAN WE ALREADY HAVE.
806
00:53:40,285 --> 00:53:42,753
WHY NOT ?
WHY ?
BECAUSE IT'S NOT RIGHT.
807
00:53:42,787 --> 00:53:45,122
WELL, WELL, WHAT WAS
LAST NIGHT ABOUT THEN ?
808
00:53:45,155 --> 00:53:48,926
ARE YOU SAYING THAT LAST NIGHT
HAPPENED ONLY BECAUSE YOU WANT
TO BECOME A PARTNER...
809
00:53:48,959 --> 00:53:50,528
IN THE SHELMIKEDMU ?
810
00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:54,599
NO ! WHAT I AM SAYING IS,
I THOUGHT THAT WE--
THAT WH--
811
00:53:54,632 --> 00:53:58,403
GODDAMN IT,
WHERE IS MY SHOE ?
812
00:53:58,436 --> 00:54:02,873
YOU KNOW WHAT ? I WORKED
MY BUTT OFF TO MAKE SHELMIKEDMU
THE TALK OF ANTHROPOLOGY.
813
00:54:02,907 --> 00:54:04,875
WHO ASKED YOU ?
814
00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:08,245
OH, FIND YOURSELF A GENIUS.
815
00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:10,247
GORDON.
JAMES.
816
00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:12,249
CAN WE TALK ?
UM--
817
00:54:12,283 --> 00:54:15,252
AS YOU KNOW,
IRENE BELIEVES THE CHILDREN
BELONG IN CHESTER HILLS,
818
00:54:15,286 --> 00:54:17,254
BUT, REALLY, ALL SHE NEEDS
IS ASSURANCE...
819
00:54:17,288 --> 00:54:20,925
THAT THE CHILDREN
ARE BEING RAISED IN A DECENT
AND SANITARY ENVIRONMENT.
820
00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:25,596
YOU ARE AN EGOMANIACAL MONSTER.
DO YOU KNOW THAT ?
I'M AT THE FRONT DOOR.
821
00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:27,632
WHO'S THAT ?
MY NEW HOUSEKEEPER.
822
00:54:27,665 --> 00:54:30,801
HOUSEKEEPER !
823
00:54:30,835 --> 00:54:34,572
HOUSEKEEP THIS !
824
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:38,242
DON'T WORRY ABOUT
THE IRONING, MISS MICELLI.
HAVE A NICE DAY OFF.
825
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,511
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE ?
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ?
826
00:54:40,545 --> 00:54:44,114
OUT OF THIS HOUSE.
827
00:54:44,148 --> 00:54:46,751
THE OLD SCHOOL
TYPE OF HOUSEKEEPER.
828
00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:50,488
RUNS THIS HOUSE ANY WAY
SHE WANTS, AND GOD HELP
THE PERSON WHO GETS IN HER WAY.
829
00:54:50,521 --> 00:54:52,823
UH, TUESDAY, AS USUAL ?
830
00:54:52,857 --> 00:54:55,125
KISS MY NEOLITHIC ASS !
831
00:54:57,328 --> 00:55:01,298
A PROUD WOMAN.
I TRY TO BE SENSITIVE
TO HER FEELINGS.
832
00:55:05,035 --> 00:55:07,738
YOU FORGOT YOUR GOAT,
MISS MICELLI.
833
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:14,111
HURRY UP. LICK, LICK.
WE'RE ALMOST UP ON TOP.
834
00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:17,582
HURRY UP !
YOU MUST HURRY UP !
835
00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:22,487
DAY THREE.
DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS,
836
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,690
THE MOOD OF THE EXPEDITION
HAS TURNED AGAINST ME...
837
00:55:25,723 --> 00:55:31,228
AND HEAVY WEATHER THREATENS
TO DELAY US EVEN-EVEN MORE--
MORE THAN--
838
00:55:31,261 --> 00:55:34,565
MY GOD, THAT HAS GOT TO BE
THE GREATEST ASS I'VE EVER SEEN
ON A MAN.
839
00:55:34,599 --> 00:55:37,001
OLE, MAN.
840
00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:39,036
WHAT'S WRONG ?
841
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,744
WHAT'S WRONG ?
842
00:55:46,777 --> 00:55:48,779
YES, BOSAVI.
MAKE WAY ! GO !
843
00:55:51,749 --> 00:55:56,554
YOU CAN TALK TO ME.
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH
THIS BOSAVI THING ?
844
00:55:56,587 --> 00:55:59,023
TOO DANGEROUS ?
TOO SACRED ? WHAT ?
845
00:55:59,056 --> 00:56:02,026
NO.
TOO FAR UPHILL.
846
00:56:06,764 --> 00:56:10,568
GIVE ME THAT !
847
00:56:10,601 --> 00:56:12,570
WOMAN KNOWS
HOW TO CUT THE BUSH.
848
00:56:12,603 --> 00:56:15,372
DIE, KRIPPENDORF !
LYING, CHEATING--
849
00:56:15,406 --> 00:56:19,043
- OH, MAN, YOU GO.
- AAAH ! AAAH !
850
00:56:19,076 --> 00:56:23,548
LICK, LICK !
KRIPPENDORF !
AAAH ! AAAH ! AAAH !
851
00:56:32,457 --> 00:56:36,961
THE SHELMIKEDMU UTABAJI
EMBRACES HIS DEATH
WITH COURAGE AND DIGNITY.
852
00:56:36,994 --> 00:56:41,031
OHH ! AHH.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.
853
00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:44,034
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY WE HAVE TO KILL HIM.
854
00:56:44,068 --> 00:56:47,137
I TOLD YOU--
SO WE CAN GET RID OF
THIS "SHELMIKEDMU" CRAP.
855
00:56:47,171 --> 00:56:50,207
I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
THE SHELMIKEDMU FAMILY
COULD CELEBRATE THE HARVEST.
856
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,443
NAH !
COME ON, MICKEY.
LET'S GO.
857
00:56:54,178 --> 00:56:58,115
OKAY. READY FOR
MY SWEET POTATO,
MR. DeMILLE.
858
00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:01,085
OKAY, ACTION.
859
00:57:01,118 --> 00:57:04,154
- GOD, YOU ARE PATHETIC.
- WHAT ?
860
00:57:04,188 --> 00:57:07,291
- YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T
DOING ANY MORE OF THESE.
- OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
861
00:57:07,324 --> 00:57:09,594
I'M DYIN' WITH DIGNITY
OUT HERE.
862
00:57:09,627 --> 00:57:12,663
WHY DON'T YOU TRY
LIVING WITH SOME ?
I MEAN, WHAT'S NEXT ?
863
00:57:12,697 --> 00:57:16,066
GEE, LET'S SEE.
WELL, WE'VE HAD
THE BACKYARD CIRCUMCISION.
864
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:19,236
WE'VE DANCED WITH THE PIGS
TO ENSURE MY FERTILITY.
865
00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:21,506
THAT ONE REALLY
CHANGED MY LIFE.
866
00:57:21,539 --> 00:57:23,774
SO, WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP ?
CANNIBALISM ?
867
00:57:23,808 --> 00:57:27,077
HEY, MRS. O'BRIAN,
ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING
TONIGHT ?
OH ! SHIT !
868
00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:30,114
WE'RE HAVING A BARBECUE.
WEAR SOME HOT SAUCE.
869
00:57:30,147 --> 00:57:32,082
WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN !
870
00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:35,419
LISTEN TO YOU,
MS. HIGH AND MIGHTY,
TOO BUSY TO HELP YOUR FAMILY.
871
00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:38,923
THAT'S SUCH BULLSHIT,
AND IT DOESN'T CHANGE
THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A LIAR.
872
00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:41,458
I HAD TO LIE !
NOT TO ME,
YOU DIDN'T.
873
00:57:41,492 --> 00:57:44,294
EVERY TIME
YOU DO ONE OF THESE,
"IT'S THE LAST ONE."
874
00:57:44,328 --> 00:57:46,296
THIS IS THE LAST ONE.
875
00:57:46,330 --> 00:57:50,635
SHELLY, WHY DO YOU THINK
I'M DRESSED THIS WAY ?
I'M KILLING THE UTABAJI.
876
00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:54,004
YOU ARE ?
YES !
877
00:57:54,038 --> 00:57:59,009
AFTER THIS, IT'S OVER.
I'M KILLING THE SON OF A BITCH
AND BURYING HIM.
878
00:57:59,043 --> 00:58:01,278
WHEN ?
NOW.
879
00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:04,248
AND AFTER THIS,
IT'S BACK TO NORMAL.
880
00:58:07,384 --> 00:58:09,887
"NORMAL."
881
00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:18,829
WHO IS THAT ?
882
00:58:23,901 --> 00:58:25,836
THAT'S IT !
883
00:58:25,870 --> 00:58:29,306
PORTER AND ADAMS SAW ME.
WE'RE DEAD !
884
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:32,009
DAD. DAD !
885
00:58:32,042 --> 00:58:34,011
DAD !
WHAT ?
886
00:58:34,044 --> 00:58:36,246
THEY DON'T KNOW
IT'S YOU.
887
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:38,549
PERFECT.
888
00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:42,252
EDMUND, GO OUTSIDE
AND HIDE IN THE HUT.
889
00:58:42,286 --> 00:58:45,422
MICKEY, GO TO THE DOOR.
890
00:58:48,425 --> 00:58:50,661
DEAN ADAMS.
COME IN.
THANK YOU.
891
00:58:50,695 --> 00:58:52,730
WHO-- WHAT--
WHAT WAS THAT ?
892
00:58:52,763 --> 00:58:55,365
WE JUST SAW
THE STRANGEST THING.
UH-- UH, THAT ?
893
00:58:55,399 --> 00:58:58,335
WELL, MY FATHER WANTED
TO SURPRISE YOU,
BUT, UH--
894
00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:00,871
HE BROUGHT ONE
OF THE SHELMIKEDMU
HERE TO AMERICA.
895
00:59:00,905 --> 00:59:02,873
OH, THIS IS MARVELOUS.
UNBELIEVABLE.
896
00:59:02,907 --> 00:59:05,843
ARE YOU SERIOUS ?
ARE YOU SERIOUS ?
THIS IS INCREDIBLE !
897
00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:07,878
GERALD ?
YES, JAMES ?
898
00:59:07,912 --> 00:59:10,180
WHO'S THAT WITH YOU ?
PRESIDENT PORTER,
JAMES.
899
00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:12,783
I'M SO UPSET.
YOU SPOILED MY SURPRISE.
900
00:59:12,817 --> 00:59:15,853
YOU HAVE OUTDONE
YOURSELF, JAMES.
901
00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:18,789
I CAME HERE
THIS AFTERNOON...
902
00:59:18,823 --> 00:59:22,259
TO TALK YOU INTO EXTENDING
YOUR LECTURE SERIES,
PROFESSOR,
903
00:59:22,292 --> 00:59:24,261
BUT I NEVER
IMAGINED THIS.
904
00:59:24,294 --> 00:59:28,565
- WHO COULD ?
- SO, BRING HIM OUT.
I WANT TO MEET HIM.
905
00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:33,037
I WOULD,
BUT, UH, HE'S PRAYING.
906
00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:34,972
YEAH, UH, JUST ONE--
ONE, UH--
907
00:59:39,109 --> 00:59:41,111
OH. YEAH.
EXCUSE ME.
908
00:59:42,947 --> 00:59:45,916
DID YOU KNOW
HE WAS PLANNING THIS ?
909
00:59:45,950 --> 00:59:47,918
YES.
YES, YES, I DID.
910
00:59:50,621 --> 00:59:52,790
MAY I USE THE PHONE ?
SURE.
911
00:59:59,529 --> 01:00:02,466
HE'S GOT AN INCREDIBLE
SENSE OF HUMOR.
912
01:00:02,499 --> 01:00:05,502
- HOW LONG IS HE HERE FOR ?
- UH, JUST A LITTLE WHILE.
913
01:00:05,535 --> 01:00:07,571
UM, HE'S ON A SUPER SAVER.
914
01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:09,573
I'D LIKE HIM TO MEET
A FRIEND OF MINE.
915
01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:13,243
OH, I-- I'D LIKE THAT,
BUT I DON'T THINK
IT'S GONNA BE, UH, POSSIBLE.
916
01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:16,246
Y-YOU SEE, HE HAS TO
GET BACK FOR, UH--
FOR SHELRIKU.
917
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:19,249
YES ! THAT'S RIGHT.
HE HAS TO GET BACK
FOR SHELRIKU.
918
01:00:19,283 --> 01:00:22,419
UH-- UH--
THE SWEET POTATO HARVEST.
919
01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:25,422
THE SWEET POTATO HAR--
GOD, THAT IS RIGHT !
920
01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:27,424
EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
921
01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:30,427
HAS THE SWEET POTATO HARVEST
COME SO QUICKLY AGAIN ?
922
01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:32,997
GOSH, ONLY
28 MORE CROPPING DAYS
TILL SHELRIKU.
923
01:00:33,030 --> 01:00:34,932
HOLD ON. IT'S MY NEPHEW.
924
01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:37,768
HE BOOKS TALENT
FOR A TALK SHOW,
AND HE LOVES THE IDEA.
925
01:00:37,802 --> 01:00:40,805
- EXCELLENT !
- TALK SHOW ?
OH, I DON'T THINK SO.
926
01:00:40,838 --> 01:00:43,207
NO, NO, HE'S GOT A, UH--
NO.
927
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,209
NO, NO. NO.
YES !
928
01:00:45,242 --> 01:00:48,713
TOMORROW IT IS, THEN.
IT'S SETTLED.
CONGRATULATIONS, JAMES.
929
01:00:48,746 --> 01:00:51,782
OH, DON'T YOU THINK
THE ALUMNI ASSOCIATION...
THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING...
930
01:00:58,689 --> 01:01:02,359
* WISHBONE WORLD'S
MOST COLORFUL FACE *
931
01:01:05,395 --> 01:01:08,232
GOOD EVENING,
AND WELCOME TO
ANOTHER EPISODE OF...
932
01:01:08,265 --> 01:01:10,367
LIFE OF THE SHELMIKEDMU.
933
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:13,403
TONIGHT WE ARE AIRING
A VERY SPECIAL...
934
01:01:13,437 --> 01:01:16,040
AND PERHAPS
CONTROVERSIAL ASPECT...
935
01:01:16,073 --> 01:01:18,709
OF PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF'S
UNIQUE TRIBE:
936
01:01:18,743 --> 01:01:22,212
THE MATING RITUALS
OF THE SHELMIKEDMU.
937
01:01:22,246 --> 01:01:24,414
I FEEL OBLIGED
TO CLARIFY...
938
01:01:24,448 --> 01:01:26,383
FOR THE VIEWER...
939
01:01:26,416 --> 01:01:28,385
THAT THE MATERIAL
PRESENTED TONIGHT,
940
01:01:28,418 --> 01:01:30,320
OFFENSIVE AS IT MAY BE
FOR SOME...
941
01:01:30,354 --> 01:01:33,323
AND INAPPROPRIATE AS IT MAY BE
FOR CHILDREN,
942
01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:36,326
IS OFFERED AS
SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH.
943
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:40,164
AND NOW,
SIT BACK AND ENJOY.
944
01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:43,167
THE MARRIAGE OF A SHELMIKEDMU
MALE AND FEMALE...
945
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:48,505
IS CONSUMMATED IN THE RELATIVE
PRIVACY OF THE PENUMANA,
OR MATRIMONIAL HUT.
946
01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:51,041
KEEPING TO CENTURIES
OF TRADITION,
947
01:01:51,075 --> 01:01:53,077
THE VILLAGERS
WAIT OUTSIDE THE HUT,
948
01:01:53,110 --> 01:01:56,080
SINGING AND HOPING FOR
A SUCCESSFUL AND FERTILE UNION.
949
01:01:56,113 --> 01:01:57,915
HO-HO !
950
01:01:57,948 --> 01:01:59,917
AFTER YEARS
OF DOMESTIC DRUDGERY...
951
01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:03,620
THE YOUNG BRIDE
TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THIS
RARE CHANCE TO LET LOOSE,
952
01:02:03,653 --> 01:02:08,392
ACTING IN A WAY THAT,
TO THE UNTRAINED WESTERN EYE,
MIGHT APPEAR AS DRUNKENNESS.
953
01:02:08,425 --> 01:02:10,294
GO, BABY !
954
01:02:10,327 --> 01:02:12,362
WILD JUNGLE WOMAN.
955
01:02:12,396 --> 01:02:15,766
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE.
956
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,667
I'D DO HER.
957
01:02:18,803 --> 01:02:21,071
OWW !
HA HA !
LOOK AT THIS !
958
01:02:21,105 --> 01:02:24,074
WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR ?
I WASN'T TALKIN' ABOUT YOU.
959
01:02:24,108 --> 01:02:28,245
LIFE OF THE SHELMIKEDMU
WILL BE BACK IN A MOMENT.
SHAKE IT, BABY !
SHAKE IT !
960
01:02:28,278 --> 01:02:31,916
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE ON
THE LARRY SWIFT SHOW, JAMES.
961
01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:33,918
IT'S A GREAT HONOR,
I KNOW, BUT--
962
01:02:33,951 --> 01:02:36,420
LOOK, SIMON, I NEED YOU
TO DO THIS FOR ME.
963
01:02:36,453 --> 01:02:38,388
BUT THE SHELMIKEDMU,
THAT'S YOUR BABY.
964
01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:41,425
WHY DON'T YOU APPEAR
ON THE SHOW YOURSELF ?
965
01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:44,761
I WOULD, BUT I TOLD YOU
I HAVE TO FLY HOME
FOR MY BROTHER'S FUNERAL.
966
01:02:44,795 --> 01:02:48,098
BUT I'M CONCERNED, JAMES.
I DO NOT SPEAK SHELMIKEDMU.
YOU'LL BE FINE.
967
01:02:48,132 --> 01:02:51,435
JUST FOLLOW THE NOTES.
LOOK, I'M GONNA BE LATE
FOR MY FLIGHT.
968
01:02:51,468 --> 01:02:54,471
THE UTABAJI'S
GONNA BE HERE ANY SECOND.
YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
969
01:02:54,504 --> 01:02:58,408
GO, GO, GO.
I'M GOING TO DO THIS FOR YOU.
IT WILL BE AN HONOR.
970
01:02:58,442 --> 01:03:02,112
I'M ASHAMED I SUPPORTED RUTH
WHEN SHE LEFT FOR NEW GUINEA
TO DISCREDIT YOU.
971
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,782
WHEN WAS THAT ?
LAST TUESDAY.
972
01:03:08,185 --> 01:03:11,121
AND NOW BACK TO
THE LARRY SWIFT SHOW.
973
01:03:11,155 --> 01:03:13,157
CAMERA TWO.
WELCOME BACK.
974
01:03:13,190 --> 01:03:16,760
WE'RE HERE DISCUSSING
THE AMAZING DISCOVERY
OF DR. JAMES KRIPPENDORF.
975
01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:19,763
UNFORTUNATELY,
A DEATH IN HIS FAMILY MEANS
HE COULDN'T BE HERE TONIGHT,
976
01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:22,199
BUT WE HAVE THE HELP
OF HIS COLLEAGUE
SIMON ALONSO.
977
01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:24,201
HELLO, SIMON.
HELLO, LARRY.
978
01:03:24,234 --> 01:03:26,203
AND WELCOME,
CHIEF KAWANAKAPI.
979
01:03:28,372 --> 01:03:31,275
A TRADITIONAL
SHELMIKEDMU GREETING.
980
01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:33,643
OH. HAMASS !
HAMAMASS !
981
01:03:33,677 --> 01:03:36,446
THEY MUST GO THROUGH
QUITE A FEW TABLES
WHERE HE COMES FROM.
982
01:03:40,050 --> 01:03:43,353
UH, WHAT IS HE SAYING,
SIMON ?
UM--
983
01:03:43,387 --> 01:03:47,657
YOU KNOW, LARRY, I--
LARRY, I--
984
01:03:47,691 --> 01:03:51,361
WAIT A SECOND.
MY PRODUCER IS TELLING ME--
985
01:03:51,395 --> 01:03:54,398
OH, WE HAVE FOUND AN EXPERT,
SOMEONE WHO IS FLUENT
IN SHELMIKEDMU.
986
01:03:54,431 --> 01:03:57,401
- YOU DID ?
- YES, AND HERE SHE IS NOW.
987
01:03:57,434 --> 01:04:00,337
PROFESSOR VERONICA MICELLI,
A COLLEAGUE OF YOURS
AT BOUNDERBEE UNIVERSITY.
988
01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:02,339
HI,
PROFESSOR MICELLI.
SHELMIKEDMU.
989
01:04:02,372 --> 01:04:04,841
SHELMIKEDMU.
HI.
NICE TO SEE YOU, ALONSO.
990
01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:07,477
YOU CAN GO.
UH, NO, I PROMISED
PROF. KRIPPENDORF--
991
01:04:07,511 --> 01:04:09,246
GO !
992
01:04:09,279 --> 01:04:11,481
I HAVE TO GO, LARRY.
993
01:04:13,450 --> 01:04:15,385
PROFESSOR,
YOU'RE AN AUTHORITY
ON THE SHELMIKEDMU ?
994
01:04:15,419 --> 01:04:17,487
THAT'S RIGHT, LARRY.
995
01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:21,391
ACTUALLY, IN ANTHROPOLOGICAL
CIRCLES I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING
BUT REPLACE PROF. KRIPPENDORF...
996
01:04:21,425 --> 01:04:23,560
AS TH EXPERT
ON THE SHELMIKEDMU.
997
01:04:23,593 --> 01:04:27,932
NOT TO TAKE ANYTHING AWAY
FROM HIS STUDIES, OF COURSE,
AS INCONCLUSIVE AS THEY ARE.
998
01:04:29,233 --> 01:04:32,169
NOW THE SHIT-AH
HIT-AH DA FAN-AH.
999
01:04:34,238 --> 01:04:36,606
COULD YOU ASK THE CHIEF
HIS INITIAL IMPRESSIONS
OF THE UNITED STATES ?
1000
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,608
OH, SURE. UH--
1001
01:04:42,279 --> 01:04:44,214
YOU-AH...
1002
01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:45,916
BITCH.
1003
01:04:45,950 --> 01:04:47,584
MMM.
1004
01:04:47,617 --> 01:04:50,587
HE SAYS IT'S A VERY LARGE
AND FRIGHTENING COUNTRY,
1005
01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:54,358
FULL OF THINGS HE THOUGHT
EXISTED ONLY IN MYTH.
1006
01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:58,262
AND HE SAID THAT IN ONLY
THREE SYLLABLES ?
IT'S A VERY CONCISE LANGUAGE.
1007
01:04:58,295 --> 01:05:02,566
SADLY, THIS IS THE CHIEF'S
FINAL APPEARANCE IN AMERICA.
1008
01:05:02,599 --> 01:05:04,601
HE FLIES HOME TONIGHT.
1009
01:05:04,634 --> 01:05:07,271
WELL, THAT MAKES THIS VISIT
VERY SPECIAL INDEED.
1010
01:05:07,304 --> 01:05:11,241
COULD YOU PLEASE
EXPLAIN HIS COSTUME
FOR US ?
GLADLY.
1011
01:05:11,275 --> 01:05:16,213
I GUESS THE MOST OBVIOUS
ORNAMENT TO THE WESTERN EYE
WOULD BE THIS PENIS SHEATH.
1012
01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:20,717
UM, ITS INTENTION IS TO
INTIMIDATE OPPOSING TRIBES.
1013
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:25,055
NOW, INTERESTINGLY,
MY RESEARCH HAS PROVEN...
1014
01:05:25,089 --> 01:05:29,826
THAT THE SIZE
OF THE MAN'S SHEATH
IS IN DIRECT CONTRAST...
1015
01:05:29,859 --> 01:05:31,861
TO THE SIZE OF--
1016
01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:35,432
LET'S JUST SAY,
THE BIGGER THE SHEATH...
1017
01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:37,401
THE SMALLER THE--
OBVIOUSLY.
1018
01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:39,069
NOW, PROFESSOR,
1019
01:05:39,103 --> 01:05:41,138
WHAT IS THE CHIEF
DOING NOW ?
1020
01:05:43,173 --> 01:05:45,642
THIS WOULD BE A SIGN
OF AFFECTION...
1021
01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:48,078
AMONGST
THE SHELMIKEDMU.
1022
01:05:48,112 --> 01:05:51,081
- PRETTY MUCH
THE SAME THING WE DO HERE.
- UH-HUH.
1023
01:05:51,115 --> 01:05:54,751
NOW, THIS ACT OF THE CHIEF
CALLS FOR THE REQUISITE
RESPONSE FROM THE WOMAN.
1024
01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:56,753
AAAAH !
1025
01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:59,423
In "Shelmikedmu,"
1026
01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:03,093
SO, UH, I KNOW
THIS MAY SEEM VIOLENT
TO THE VIEWERS,
1027
01:06:03,127 --> 01:06:06,130
BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU
THE CHIEF IS VERY USED
TO THIS.
1028
01:06:06,163 --> 01:06:08,098
OR, AT LEAST,
HE SHOULD BE.
1029
01:06:08,132 --> 01:06:12,602
NOW, AFTER SUCH A DISPLAY
OF AFFECTION IT IS VERY COMMON
TO GIVE AN OFFERING OF GIFTS.
1030
01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:15,639
JUST SO HAPPEN TO HAVE
SOME GIFTS RIGHT HERE.
1031
01:06:15,672 --> 01:06:17,607
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE,
PROFESSOR ?
1032
01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:20,610
WELL, RIGHT HERE
I HAVE A LOVELY SELECTION...
1033
01:06:20,644 --> 01:06:22,612
OF STINK SLUGS
AND SEGO GRUBS.
1034
01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:26,150
IT'S A DELICACY
FOR THE SHELMIKEDMU.
1035
01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:31,188
AH, SEE. HE'S LIKE
A KID IN A CANDY STORE.
1036
01:06:31,221 --> 01:06:34,791
- HE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW,
CAN HE EAT ONE RIGHT HERE ?
- OH, OF COURSE HE CAN.
1037
01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:37,727
I'LL JUST GET
A NICE, BIG, SLIMY ONE.
IT'LL FLY RIGHT DOWN.
1038
01:06:37,761 --> 01:06:41,498
LET'S SEE HERE.
OKAY.
1039
01:06:41,531 --> 01:06:45,001
HERE WE GO.
CAN WE GET
A CLOSE-UP OF THAT ?
1040
01:06:45,035 --> 01:06:46,970
SURE !
CAMERA ONE.
1041
01:06:49,206 --> 01:06:52,709
HE SAYS HE CAN'T WAIT
TO EAT IT.
OH, BE MY GUEST.
1042
01:06:52,742 --> 01:06:54,711
ALL RIGHT.
1043
01:06:54,744 --> 01:06:57,881
DOWN-DAH HATCH-AH.
EAT-AH, PUKE-AH.
1044
01:07:08,292 --> 01:07:10,294
FASCINATING,
ISN'T IT ?
1045
01:07:24,941 --> 01:07:27,911
AND THE PART WHERE
YOU SLAPPED EACH OTHER ?
THAT WAS SO RAD.
1046
01:07:27,944 --> 01:07:30,414
OH, YEAH.
I ENJOYED THAT PART TOO.
1047
01:07:30,447 --> 01:07:32,416
SEE YA.
1048
01:07:32,449 --> 01:07:35,085
ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR MIND ?
1049
01:07:35,119 --> 01:07:37,621
WHAT ?
OUT OF MY MIND ?
1050
01:07:39,456 --> 01:07:43,627
YOU LIED TO EVERYONE.
YOU FALSIFIED RESEARCH.
YOU MISAPPROPRIATED GRANT MONEY.
1051
01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:46,130
IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU HAVEN'T DONE ?
1052
01:07:46,163 --> 01:07:48,265
NO-- HEY !
1053
01:07:48,298 --> 01:07:50,900
LET ME SEE.
EATING A GRUB
ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
1054
01:07:50,934 --> 01:07:52,969
THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP
PRETTY GOOD.
1055
01:07:53,002 --> 01:07:54,938
HEY.
GREAT SHOW.
THANKS.
1056
01:07:54,971 --> 01:07:56,806
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
MOGO WACACA.
1057
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:58,742
HAVE A GOOD DAY.
1058
01:07:58,775 --> 01:08:00,744
WHEN DID YOU
FIGURE THIS OUT ?
1059
01:08:00,777 --> 01:08:05,081
OH, GEE, LET ME SEE.
MAYBE WHEN I SAW THE WALL
OF SEX AT THE TV STORE.
1060
01:08:05,115 --> 01:08:07,551
THEY DID EVERYTHING
BUT SELL POPCORN !
1061
01:08:07,584 --> 01:08:10,086
ALL RIGHT !
I'M SORRY !
1062
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:14,090
I DID AN AWFUL THING TO YOU,
BUT YOU GOT YOUR REVENGE.
1063
01:08:14,124 --> 01:08:16,760
BARELY.
OH !
YOU MADE A FOOL OUT OF ME.
1064
01:08:16,793 --> 01:08:18,762
OHH !
WE'RE EVEN, ALL RIGHT ?
1065
01:08:18,795 --> 01:08:22,266
I AM ON THAT TAPE, TOO,
REMEMBER ?
1066
01:08:22,299 --> 01:08:26,270
I AM THE ONE HOLDING UP
THE PLANK MEASURING HOW MANY
PIGS MY BREASTS ARE WORTH.
1067
01:08:26,303 --> 01:08:29,239
OKAY, OKAY, LOOK.
I'LL TELL THEM
THAT I GOT YOU DRUNK.
1068
01:08:29,273 --> 01:08:31,741
I'LL TELL THEM
I SEDUCED YOU.
OH, GREAT !
1069
01:08:31,775 --> 01:08:34,744
EVEN BETTER.
NOW I'M AN IDIOT AND
A COCONSPIRATOR. WHOO !
1070
01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:37,647
WHY DID YOU
TELL LARRY SWIFT
THAT I WAS LEAVING ?
1071
01:08:37,681 --> 01:08:40,684
BECAUSE ONCE
WE SEND THIS CHARACTER
BACK TO WHEREVER HE CAME FROM,
1072
01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:42,686
NO ONE CAN PROVE A THING;
WE'RE SAFE.
1073
01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:46,356
OH, REALLY ?
RUTH ALLEN IS IN NEW GUINEA,
EVEN AS WE SPEAK,
1074
01:08:46,390 --> 01:08:49,359
LOOKING
FOR THE SHELMIKEDMU.
1075
01:08:51,195 --> 01:08:53,129
SHE WENT THERE ?
1076
01:08:53,163 --> 01:08:56,433
I DARED HER TO GO,
BUT I NEVER THOUGHT
THE WOMAN WOULD DO IT.
1077
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:58,935
- WHAT ? YOU--
- OOPS-- NO, UH--
1078
01:08:58,968 --> 01:09:00,937
NO BIG DEAL.
1079
01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:03,673
TRIBES DIE OFF
ALL THE TIME.
1080
01:09:03,707 --> 01:09:07,611
THEY GET WIPED OUT
BY A VOLCANO OR A VIRUS,
NEVER TO BE HEARD OF AGAIN.
1081
01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:10,614
YOU WANNA KNOW WHO'S NEVER
TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN ?
1082
01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:13,116
PEOPLE WHO UNDERESTIMATE
RUTH ALLEN.
1083
01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:15,819
IT'S GOING TO BE
ABSOLUTELY--
VERONICA.
1084
01:09:15,852 --> 01:09:20,790
WAIT THERE A SECOND !
THE PROXMIRE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
SEARCHING FOR YOU ALL DAY !
1085
01:09:20,824 --> 01:09:23,560
ME ? THEY HAVE ?
1086
01:09:23,593 --> 01:09:26,563
THEY ARE RENEWING
JAMES' GRANT...
1087
01:09:26,596 --> 01:09:30,500
SO HE CAN CONTINUE HIS WORK
ON THE SHELMIKEDMU.
1088
01:09:30,534 --> 01:09:34,170
MRS. PROXMIRE HERSELF
WILL PRESENT THE CHECK
TO JAMES...
1089
01:09:34,204 --> 01:09:36,206
AT A BIG GALA
WEDNESDAY EVENING.
1090
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:39,909
HERE'S THE BEST PART.
THE UTABAJI IS GOING TO BE
THE GUEST OF HONOR.
1091
01:09:39,943 --> 01:09:41,911
THAT'S WONDERFUL !
1092
01:09:41,945 --> 01:09:46,049
DID JAMES HAPPEN TO MENTION
THAT HE OFFICIALLY MADE ME
HIS PARTNER ?
1093
01:09:47,083 --> 01:09:49,419
CONGRATULATIONS !
OH. YES.
1094
01:09:49,453 --> 01:09:51,521
DID YOU KNOW THAT ?
NO.
1095
01:09:51,555 --> 01:09:53,523
COULD MEAN GOING TO JAIL.
1096
01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:55,525
NO, IT MEANS
MORE RECOGNITION.
1097
01:09:55,559 --> 01:09:58,395
RECOGNITION ?
RECOGNITION IS
THE LAST THING I WANT !
1098
01:09:58,428 --> 01:10:00,397
I AM NOT TAKING
THE GRANT.
1099
01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:04,401
OH, YES, YOU ARE.
HALF THAT MONEY IS MINE.
I EARNED IT.
1100
01:10:04,434 --> 01:10:07,036
YOU ARE INSANE.
DID YOU KNOW THAT ?
1101
01:10:07,070 --> 01:10:10,540
AND HOW DOES JAMES KRIPPENDORF
GO TO A PARTY WITH HIM ?
1102
01:10:10,574 --> 01:10:12,309
HUH ?
1103
01:10:15,279 --> 01:10:17,247
GO IN
AND GET THE KIDS.
1104
01:10:17,281 --> 01:10:19,249
ME ?
1105
01:10:19,283 --> 01:10:22,018
WELL, I CAN'T GO IN
DRESSED LIKE THIS,
CAN I ?
1106
01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:23,320
HUH ?
1107
01:10:25,121 --> 01:10:27,691
SON OF A BITCH !
1108
01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:29,693
W-WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?
JAMES !
1109
01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:31,628
AT CHESTER HILLS,
1110
01:10:31,661 --> 01:10:35,064
WE BELIEVE A STRUCTURED LIFE
IS A PRODUCTIVE LIFE,
IS A HAPPY LIFE.
1111
01:10:35,098 --> 01:10:38,034
I WANT YOU KIDS TO LOOK
AT THE NEW SKATING RINK
IN THESE BROCHURES.
1112
01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:39,969
OHHH-AAAAAAAH !
1113
01:10:40,003 --> 01:10:41,971
OHH !
WHAT IS THIS ?
WHAT THE HELL ?
1114
01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:44,308
OHH, PICK-PICKET !
OOOH.
1115
01:10:44,341 --> 01:10:47,143
- GOSH ! DO YOU KNOW
WHO THIS IS ?
1116
01:10:47,176 --> 01:10:49,646
WAMOOK MAN !
1117
01:10:49,679 --> 01:10:52,248
HELLO.
I'M VERONICA MICELLI.
1118
01:10:52,282 --> 01:10:54,418
THIS IS THE-- THE, UH--
1119
01:10:54,451 --> 01:10:58,888
THIS IS THE TRIBAL CHIEF
ON TV ! THE, UH--
1120
01:10:58,922 --> 01:11:02,559
IT'S THAT SAVAGE THAT JAMES
HAS BEEN CARRYING AROUND
LIKE A SIDESHOW FREAK.
1121
01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:05,562
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING
IN OUR LIVING ROOM ?
1122
01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:08,164
GET AWAY FROM ME,
YOU VOODOO TWIT !
1123
01:11:08,197 --> 01:11:11,100
OKAY, LET'S GO !
YOU SEE, DR. ANDREWS ?
1124
01:11:11,134 --> 01:11:13,803
YOU SEE WHAT THESE KIDS
HAVE TO GROW UP WITH ?
1125
01:11:13,837 --> 01:11:15,739
CHESTER HILLS
IS OUR LAST HOPE.
1126
01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:17,741
MAYBE IT IS.
1127
01:11:17,774 --> 01:11:21,745
SHELLY, TAKE YOUR
COTTON-PICKIN' PURSE OFF
OF THAT MARBLE TOP TABLE !
1128
01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:25,281
- MY GOD IN HEAVEN,
WHAT IS HE DOING NOW ?
1129
01:11:25,315 --> 01:11:27,751
- THAT JUST MEANS
HE LIKES IT.
- OH, REALLY ?
1130
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:31,154
- AND WHAT DOES HE DO
IF HE DOESN'T LIKE IT ?
- WHOA !
1131
01:11:31,187 --> 01:11:33,923
- UH, THAT.
1132
01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:36,460
- CAN THEY START MONDAY ?
- THE SOONER THE BETTER.
1133
01:11:36,493 --> 01:11:39,796
YEAH, WELL, DAD SAYS
WE DON'T HAVE TO GO
TO YOUR STUPID SCHOOL.
1134
01:11:39,829 --> 01:11:42,766
THAT'S FOR YOUR GRANDMOTHER
AND ME TO DECIDE.
YES !
1135
01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:45,935
- ACTUALLY,
THAT'S FOR US TO DECIDE.
- WE'LL CHOOSE WHAT'S BEST.
1136
01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:50,273
NOW GET THIS FILTHY SAVAGE
OUT OF HERE ! GET HIM OUT !
1137
01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:52,342
I'VE HAD ENOUGH--
WHOA !
1138
01:11:52,376 --> 01:11:55,244
OH, JESUS H. CHRIST !
GET OFF ME, YOU PERVERT !
1139
01:11:58,815 --> 01:12:02,251
COME ON !
LORI, SUCK IT UP !
GET A MOVE ON !
1140
01:12:04,721 --> 01:12:08,024
MUST STOP.
MUST SLEEP.
1141
01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:11,060
KILL RUTH. MUST STOP.
1142
01:12:11,094 --> 01:12:13,096
HURRY UP !
1143
01:12:14,864 --> 01:12:17,534
WHAT IS IT ?
WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED ?
1144
01:12:17,567 --> 01:12:19,569
LAND OF SPIRITS.
1145
01:12:22,739 --> 01:12:25,809
THIS IS IT ?
THIS IS BOSAVI ?
1146
01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:28,645
BOSAVI.
1147
01:12:31,247 --> 01:12:33,249
NOTHING.
1148
01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:36,686
IT'S NOTHING.
I KNEW IT.
1149
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:39,222
I KNEW IT ! I KNEW IT !
1150
01:12:41,224 --> 01:12:44,794
I KNEW IT !
THERE IS NO SHELMIKEDMU !
1151
01:12:48,398 --> 01:12:54,037
GOD, IT MUST BE SO COOL
TO BE A GLOBE-TROTTING
14-YEAR-OLD.
1152
01:12:54,070 --> 01:12:57,040
YEAH, I USED TO DREAM
OF TRAVELING.
1153
01:12:57,073 --> 01:13:00,043
GOD, MY FAMILY AND I
DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE.
1154
01:13:00,076 --> 01:13:02,512
NOT EVEN
TO THE MOVIES.
1155
01:13:02,546 --> 01:13:05,615
GOD, YOUR PARENTS
MUST HAVE LOVED YOU
SO MUCH...
1156
01:13:05,649 --> 01:13:08,452
FOR THEM TO TAKE YOU
ALONG WITH THEM.
1157
01:13:08,485 --> 01:13:11,120
- IS THAT RIGHT ?
- OH, BELIEVE ME.
1158
01:13:11,154 --> 01:13:14,858
WHEN THEY DON'T LOVE YOU,
THEY JUST PACK THEIR BAGS
AND SAY,
1159
01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:18,127
"SORRY, VERONICA, HONEY.
THIS TRIP'S JUST FOR
US GROWNUPS.
1160
01:13:18,161 --> 01:13:21,130
HELL WOULD FREEZE OVER
BEFORE WE'D TAKE YOU."
1161
01:13:21,164 --> 01:13:24,100
HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.
WHAT DO YA THINK ?
1162
01:13:26,135 --> 01:13:28,938
- I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- ISN'T IT ? IT'S MY FAVORITE.
1163
01:13:28,972 --> 01:13:31,775
WOULD YOU STICK IT
IN THAT GARBAGE BAG
FOR ME ?
1164
01:13:34,243 --> 01:13:37,246
RIGHT OVER HERE.
1165
01:13:38,915 --> 01:13:40,884
OH !
1166
01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:44,320
LOOK !
IT'S MARVELOUS.
1167
01:13:44,353 --> 01:13:46,856
HELLO, LITTLE FELLA.
1168
01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:56,533
HAMAMASS.
HORS D'OEUVRES, MADAM ?
1169
01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:01,004
SEGO GRUBS.
HMM.
1170
01:14:01,037 --> 01:14:03,707
CHAMPAGNE ?
THANKS.
1171
01:14:07,877 --> 01:14:09,846
HAMAMASS.
1172
01:14:17,987 --> 01:14:21,991
ALL RIGHT !
KEEP IT MOVING !
NEXT !
1173
01:14:22,025 --> 01:14:23,993
HENRY SPIVEY,
MRS. PROXMIRE.
1174
01:14:24,027 --> 01:14:27,931
I'M THE MEDIA CONSULTANT
FOR THE SHELMIKEDMU
AND A VERY BIG FAN OF YOURS.
1175
01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:31,300
- AND THIS IS
THE WOMAN I'M WITH.
1176
01:14:31,334 --> 01:14:34,303
MAY I SAY YOU LOOK
ABSOLUTELY RADIANT THIS
EVENING, MRS. PROXMIRE ?
1177
01:14:34,337 --> 01:14:35,805
THANK YOU. NEXT.
1178
01:14:37,641 --> 01:14:41,778
WHY DON'T YOU JUST BEND OVER
AND KISS HER SHRIVELED ASS ?
1179
01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:43,813
OH, EDITH,
HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.
1180
01:14:43,847 --> 01:14:46,950
WAS IT YOU WHO DIED,
OR WAS IT YOUR SISTER ?
1181
01:14:53,356 --> 01:14:55,725
EXCUSE ME.
AT LAST.
1182
01:14:55,759 --> 01:14:58,528
WELCOME, CHIEF.
GREETINGS.
1183
01:14:58,562 --> 01:15:00,630
OH, PLEASE,
RIGHT THIS WAY.
PLEASE.
1184
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:14,544
MRS. PROXMIRE,
PROFESSOR KRIPPENDORF.
1185
01:15:15,745 --> 01:15:17,847
MRS. PROXMIRE,
IT IS MY HONOR...
1186
01:15:17,881 --> 01:15:20,817
TO INTRODUCE TO YOU
KAWANAKAPI,
1187
01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:23,887
THE CHIEF UTABAJI...
1188
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,922
OF THE SHELMIKEDMU
PEOPLE.
1189
01:15:29,793 --> 01:15:32,762
- OHH !
- AND WHERE IS
PROFESSOR MICELLI ?
1190
01:15:32,796 --> 01:15:34,931
SHE HAS BEEN DELAYED.
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
1191
01:15:34,964 --> 01:15:39,235
MRS. PROXMIRE
IS VERY ANXIOUS
TO MEET HER.
1192
01:15:39,268 --> 01:15:42,238
SHE SAID SHE'D BE HERE
FOR DESSERT-- AAAH !
1193
01:15:42,271 --> 01:15:44,240
I-I-I-I MEAN
HORS D'OEUVRES.
1194
01:15:44,273 --> 01:15:46,910
UM, GOLLY,
I THINK I GOT THAT WRONG.
1195
01:15:46,943 --> 01:15:48,912
UM--
1196
01:15:48,945 --> 01:15:52,015
YES, UH, UH,
SHE'D BE ARRIVING
JUST ABOUT NOW.
1197
01:15:52,048 --> 01:15:53,983
LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE !
1198
01:15:57,453 --> 01:15:59,589
THIS IS HORRIBLE.
HORRIBLE.
1199
01:16:00,657 --> 01:16:03,426
"STOP STEALING
YOUR PARENTS' MONEY.
1200
01:16:03,459 --> 01:16:05,929
"DROP OUT NOW.
1201
01:16:15,071 --> 01:16:17,273
GOOD LUCK
IN SUMMER SCHOOL."
1202
01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:27,416
"URGENT.
AT BOSAVI NOW.
1203
01:16:27,450 --> 01:16:30,486
"NO SIGN OF SHELMIKEDMU.
A COMPLETE HOAX.
1204
01:16:30,519 --> 01:16:32,555
STOP KRIPPENDORF."
1205
01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:34,523
YOU BET I WILL.
1206
01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:38,795
YOU MADE ME LIE
TO LARRY SWIFT !
1207
01:16:53,943 --> 01:16:55,879
ALL CLEAR !
1208
01:16:57,814 --> 01:16:59,783
HELP ME.
KEEP BREATHING.
1209
01:16:59,816 --> 01:17:01,785
OWW !
1210
01:17:03,052 --> 01:17:05,288
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
STAY THE UTABAJI...
1211
01:17:05,321 --> 01:17:07,290
UNTIL AT LEAST
THE MAIN COURSE.
1212
01:17:07,323 --> 01:17:11,194
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
MRS. PROXMIRE WAS GONNA BE
SO HOT TO TALK TO ME ?
1213
01:17:11,227 --> 01:17:13,797
HOW DID I EVER
GET INTO THIS ?
1214
01:17:25,842 --> 01:17:27,777
YOU ARE ACTUALLY
ENJOYING THIS,
AREN'T YOU ?
1215
01:17:27,811 --> 01:17:29,679
MM-HMM.
1216
01:17:47,430 --> 01:17:51,868
HI. I AM A COLLEAGUE
OF YOUR FATHER
FROM THE UNIVERSITY.
1217
01:17:51,901 --> 01:17:55,338
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
UH, I, UH,
I AM PROFESSOR ALONSO.
1218
01:17:55,371 --> 01:17:58,374
PERHAPS YOU HAVE SEEN ME
ON THE LARRY SWIFT SHOW ?
1219
01:17:59,442 --> 01:18:01,577
YOUR FATHER
ASKED ME TO COME BY...
1220
01:18:01,610 --> 01:18:05,314
AND PICK UP
ALL THE SHELMIKEDMU
RESEARCH MATERIAL.
1221
01:18:05,348 --> 01:18:07,483
WHY ?
1222
01:18:07,516 --> 01:18:11,687
WHY ? BECAUSE HE WANTS TO
SHOW IT AT THE GALA TONIGHT.
1223
01:18:11,721 --> 01:18:13,489
YOU'LL HAVE TO
COME BACK TOMORROW.
1224
01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,524
NO !
1225
01:18:15,558 --> 01:18:17,493
WE NEED IT TONIGHT.
PLEASE. PLEASE !
1226
01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:20,730
I AM GOOD WITH CHILDREN.
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME.
1227
01:18:20,764 --> 01:18:22,732
PLEASE OPEN UP.
PLEASE !
1228
01:18:25,568 --> 01:18:29,705
OH, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY ?
YOU WAIT TILL RUTH ALLEN
COMES BACK FROM NEW GUINEA !
1229
01:18:29,739 --> 01:18:32,108
I'LL SHOW YOU
WHO'S GOING TO LAUGH LAST !
1230
01:18:32,141 --> 01:18:33,676
SHELLY !
1231
01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:35,879
OH, I HATE CHILDREN !
1232
01:18:38,281 --> 01:18:40,950
THEY KNOW.
DON'T YOU EVER KNOCK ?
1233
01:18:40,984 --> 01:18:44,287
THEY KNOW
THERE'S NO SHELMIKEDMU.
WE HAVE TO TELL DAD.
1234
01:18:49,759 --> 01:18:51,795
I'M DRIVING.
1235
01:18:51,828 --> 01:18:54,463
YOU ?
YOU DRIVE ?
1236
01:18:54,497 --> 01:18:57,533
FOR YOUR APPROVAL,
SIR.
1237
01:18:57,566 --> 01:19:01,004
SO HE SAYS,
"THAT GOES FOR YOUR CAT TOO."
1238
01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:06,709
ARE YOU
A NURSING MOTHER ?
1239
01:19:08,677 --> 01:19:10,646
MMM !
1240
01:19:13,482 --> 01:19:16,452
YOU KNOW, DID I SAY
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
TO YOU YET ?
1241
01:19:16,485 --> 01:19:18,955
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
EDITH.
1242
01:19:20,289 --> 01:19:23,259
MAY I CALL YOU EDITH ?
GOD, WHAT A GORGEOUS RING.
1243
01:19:23,292 --> 01:19:27,330
- I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT THE TIMOTOTTA TRIBE.
1244
01:19:27,363 --> 01:19:30,834
BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE
GONNA START GETTING BORED
WITH THE SHELMIKEDMU.
1245
01:19:30,867 --> 01:19:33,236
SO, WE'LL TALK.
OKAY, GOOD.
1246
01:19:34,971 --> 01:19:36,906
SO, MUST BE SOMETHING
VERY IMPORTANT...
1247
01:19:36,940 --> 01:19:39,909
TO KEEP YOUR WIFE
FROM ATTENDING THIS HONOR
FOR YOUR SON-IN-LAW.
1248
01:19:39,943 --> 01:19:43,112
YEAH.
SHE HADDA DEFROST
THE REFRIGERATOR.
1249
01:19:43,146 --> 01:19:45,414
AAH !
1250
01:19:45,448 --> 01:19:47,984
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE--
1251
01:19:48,017 --> 01:19:50,619
- KRIPPENDORF.
1252
01:19:50,653 --> 01:19:53,689
WHERE IS HE ?
IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR
THE PRESENTATION OF THE CHECK...
1253
01:19:53,722 --> 01:19:55,691
AND HE'S NOT HERE.
1254
01:19:55,724 --> 01:19:58,061
OH... KAY.
I'LL FIND HIM.
1255
01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:01,097
CHIEF ?
1256
01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:03,766
- HAMAMASS !
1257
01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:07,303
HE SAYS HE'LL MISS YOU,
BUT WE'LL BE BACK.
1258
01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:15,011
OKAY. GOD, PORTER
REMINDS ME OF MY CRANKY
FIRST-GRADE TEACHER.
1259
01:20:17,881 --> 01:20:19,548
PENIS.
OH.
1260
01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:25,121
OKAY, I AM ONLY GONNA
DRESS LIKE THE UTABAJI
UNTIL WE GET THAT CHECK.
1261
01:20:25,154 --> 01:20:28,124
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW.
1262
01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:31,060
WOULD YOU HURRY UP ?
I'M NOT THAT EXCITED.
1263
01:20:31,094 --> 01:20:34,063
...SELF-OBSESSED PERSON
I HAVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.
1264
01:20:34,097 --> 01:20:37,733
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
"I, I, I. ME, ME, ME."
OH, WOULD YOU STOP IT ?
1265
01:20:37,766 --> 01:20:41,770
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE
IF IT WASN'T FOR ME.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED--
1266
01:20:53,716 --> 01:20:55,684
OH, GOD !
AAAAH !
1267
01:20:58,721 --> 01:21:01,190
MRS. PROXMIRE,
THIS IS NOT
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
1268
01:21:01,224 --> 01:21:04,560
LISTEN, WE'RE JUST--
1269
01:21:04,593 --> 01:21:07,563
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
OF COURSE SHE'S NOT.
SHE'S TURNING BLUE !
1270
01:21:07,596 --> 01:21:11,267
- DO SOMETHING !
1271
01:21:15,204 --> 01:21:19,108
OHH. OH, GOOD.
YOU SAVED HER LIFE.
1272
01:21:20,576 --> 01:21:23,746
- AH-AH ! NO BELL.
NO BELL.
1273
01:21:23,779 --> 01:21:25,581
- SHH !
- NO BELL, PLEASE !
1274
01:21:25,614 --> 01:21:28,384
- NO BELL ! NO BELL !
1275
01:21:32,121 --> 01:21:36,092
MY GOD, YOU KILLED HER.
I DIDN'T KILL HER.
ARE YOU CRAZY ?
1276
01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:39,128
DON'T BE SILLY.
MRS. PROXMIRE !
LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE--
1277
01:21:39,162 --> 01:21:41,130
- NO, NO. MRS. PROXMIRE !
- HUH ?
1278
01:21:41,164 --> 01:21:43,732
- HELLO ! HELLO !
MRS.-- OH, LOOK AT THAT.
- MRS. PROXMIRE !
1279
01:21:43,766 --> 01:21:46,002
OH, SHIT !
1280
01:21:47,770 --> 01:21:50,906
GET DRESSED.
GIVE ME MY PENIS AND
I'LL MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS.
1281
01:21:50,940 --> 01:21:52,976
MRS. PROXMIRE,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
1282
01:21:54,843 --> 01:21:57,580
- WHAT'LL I SAY
TO PRESIDENT PORTER ?
- YOU'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
1283
01:22:08,024 --> 01:22:09,925
HEY !
WHOA.
1284
01:22:09,959 --> 01:22:11,727
OHHH.
1285
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,662
WHAT'S GOIN' ON
IN HERE ?
1286
01:22:42,358 --> 01:22:43,993
MMM.
1287
01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:52,935
A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH,
A-WIMOWEH--
1288
01:22:52,968 --> 01:22:56,605
GET OUTTA MY WAY, YOU MORON.
1289
01:22:56,639 --> 01:22:59,108
I THOUGHT YOU SAID DAD
TAUGHT YOU TO DRIVE.
1290
01:22:59,142 --> 01:23:01,144
THIS IS
HOW HE TAUGHT ME !
1291
01:23:01,177 --> 01:23:03,179
WHAT'S HAPPENING ?
THERE'S NO ANSWER.
1292
01:23:03,212 --> 01:23:05,648
KEEP TRYIN'.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
SOMEBODY PICKED UP. HELLO ?
1293
01:23:05,681 --> 01:23:07,650
IS IT HIM ?
HELLO ?
1294
01:23:07,683 --> 01:23:11,220
HELLO ? PAPA SULUKIM ?
CAN YOU HEAR ME ?
1295
01:23:11,254 --> 01:23:14,723
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS.
1296
01:23:14,757 --> 01:23:17,626
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
1297
01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:20,829
NOW IT'S TIME FOR
THE PRESENTATION
OF THE CHECK...
1298
01:23:20,863 --> 01:23:23,732
TO PROFESSOR...
KRIPPENDORF ?
1299
01:23:23,766 --> 01:23:28,404
YEAH, HE HAD TO LEAVE
BECAUSE, UM--
WELL, JUST BECAUSE.
1300
01:23:28,437 --> 01:23:30,339
AND HE SAID
THAT AS HIS PARTNER...
1301
01:23:30,373 --> 01:23:33,376
I COULD ACCEPT THE CHECK
IN HIS NAME.
1302
01:23:33,409 --> 01:23:36,245
VERY WELL, MS. MICELLI.
1303
01:23:36,279 --> 01:23:38,414
AND NOW,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1304
01:23:38,447 --> 01:23:41,217
LET'S HAVE
A WARM GREETING...
1305
01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:45,221
FOR OUR SHELMIKEDMU
UTABAJI.
1306
01:23:46,755 --> 01:23:48,957
CHIEF, THAT'S FOR YOU.
GO ON UP.
1307
01:23:49,958 --> 01:23:52,027
HAMAMASS !
1308
01:23:52,061 --> 01:23:54,197
HAMAMASS !
1309
01:23:54,230 --> 01:23:57,666
Banging Tables,
1310
01:23:59,935 --> 01:24:05,541
MS. MICELLI, IN RECOGNITION
OF THE REMARKABLE RESEARCH...
1311
01:24:05,574 --> 01:24:07,710
THAT PROF. KRIPPENDORF--
1312
01:24:07,743 --> 01:24:10,113
AND, APPARENTLY, YOU--
HAVE ACCOMPLISHED,
1313
01:24:10,146 --> 01:24:14,583
MRS. PROXMIRE
IS PROUD TO PRESENT YOU...
1314
01:24:14,617 --> 01:24:18,087
WITH A CHECK
FOR $100,000...
1315
01:24:18,121 --> 01:24:21,557
TO FURTHER YOUR WORK
ON THE SHELMIKEDMU PEOPLE.
1316
01:24:21,590 --> 01:24:22,958
WONDERFUL.
1317
01:24:24,293 --> 01:24:27,430
- OH, THANK YOU, MRS. PROXMIRE.
1318
01:24:27,463 --> 01:24:29,765
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1319
01:24:29,798 --> 01:24:32,067
IT'S SO PROFOUNDLY
GENEROUS OF YOU.
1320
01:24:34,970 --> 01:24:36,939
OH, MY GOD.
1321
01:24:36,972 --> 01:24:38,907
THANK YOU.
1322
01:24:38,941 --> 01:24:42,278
WELL, AS A GIRL
I HAD A DREAM--
1323
01:24:47,950 --> 01:24:50,886
AND THAT DREAM
WAS TO BECOME
AN ANTHROPOLOGIST.
1324
01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:53,922
NOW, NO ACCOMPLISHMENT
COMES EASILY--
1325
01:24:53,956 --> 01:24:57,593
STOP ! STOP !
THIS WHOLE THING IS A FRAUD !
1326
01:24:57,626 --> 01:25:00,963
- I HAVE BEEN FAXED
WITH PROOF...
1327
01:25:00,996 --> 01:25:03,266
THAT THE SHELMIKEDMU
DO NOT EXIST !
1328
01:25:03,299 --> 01:25:06,169
PROFESSOR,
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND ?
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ?
1329
01:25:06,202 --> 01:25:10,239
I HOLD HERE A FACSIMILE
FROM PROFESSOR RUTH ALLEN
IN NEW GUINEA...
1330
01:25:10,273 --> 01:25:13,776
CONFIRMING THAT THERE IS
NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER
OF THE SHELMIKEDMU.
1331
01:25:13,809 --> 01:25:18,080
- GERALD.
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE'S
BEEN A SMALL MISUNDERSTANDING.
1332
01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:20,316
GIVE ME THAT.
SEE FOR YOURSELF.
THEY DO NOT EXIST !
1333
01:25:20,349 --> 01:25:23,252
HEY. HOLD ON.
1334
01:25:23,286 --> 01:25:26,922
TO ANY OF YOU FAMILIAR
WITH THE SHELMIKEDMU,
1335
01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:30,426
IT'S NOT SURPRISING
THAT PROFESSOR ALLEN
COULDN'T FIND THEM.
1336
01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:33,596
- AND WHY NOT ?
- "WHY NOT ?"
1337
01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:37,633
THERE IS A VERY GOOD REASON
WHY NOT.
1338
01:25:39,402 --> 01:25:41,770
AND MY BROTHER MICKEY...
1339
01:25:41,804 --> 01:25:44,340
WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.
1340
01:25:44,373 --> 01:25:46,375
WELL, YES, UM,
1341
01:25:47,410 --> 01:25:49,378
THE REASON WHY...
1342
01:25:49,412 --> 01:25:53,216
PROFESSOR ALLEN
WAS NOT ABLE TO LOCATE
THE SHELMIKEDMU--
1343
01:25:53,249 --> 01:25:56,719
I-IT'S QUITE SIMPLE.
YOU SEE, THEY PRACTICE
AN OBSCURE RITUAL...
1344
01:25:56,752 --> 01:25:58,554
CALLED BU API...
1345
01:25:58,587 --> 01:26:03,459
IN WHICH THE GODS
INSTRUCT THEM TO CONCEAL
AND REVEAL THEMSELVES.
1346
01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:05,728
AND NOW YOU CAN'T
FIND THEM ANYMORE.
1347
01:26:05,761 --> 01:26:07,796
EXACTLY.
1348
01:26:07,830 --> 01:26:09,632
THIS--
1349
01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:12,235
THESE CHILDREN ARE
PART OF THE CONSPIRACY.
1350
01:26:12,268 --> 01:26:14,237
THIS TRIBE IS A FRAUD !
1351
01:26:14,270 --> 01:26:17,540
- IT'S NOT A FRAUD !
1352
01:26:21,009 --> 01:26:23,479
THERE HAS TO BE
A SHELMIKEDMU TRIBE,
1353
01:26:23,512 --> 01:26:26,415
BECAUSE IF THERE ISN'T
WE WON'T HAVE FUN
ANYMORE...
1354
01:26:26,449 --> 01:26:28,651
WATCHING SHELLY
CHASE CHICKENS...
1355
01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:30,919
AND DANCING TOGETHER.
1356
01:26:30,953 --> 01:26:34,056
IT'LL BE LIKE IT WAS
AFTER MOM DIED...
1357
01:26:34,089 --> 01:26:36,058
AND NOBODY WAS HAPPY.
1358
01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:40,763
TELL THEM.
TELL THEM.
1359
01:26:53,942 --> 01:26:56,579
NO, DON'T.
1360
01:26:56,612 --> 01:26:59,114
- OHH !
1361
01:27:00,649 --> 01:27:02,618
KRIPPENDORF !
1362
01:27:02,651 --> 01:27:04,687
JAMES !
PROFESSOR !
1363
01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:07,055
KRIPPENDORF ?
1364
01:27:07,089 --> 01:27:08,791
THE CHILDREN
KNOW NOTHING !
1365
01:27:12,895 --> 01:27:17,533
PERSONALLY, I WOULD LIKE TO
STRING YOU UP BY THAT SHEATH
AND HANG YOU OUT TO DRY.
1366
01:27:17,566 --> 01:27:21,937
THE HUMILIATION THIS UNIVERSITY
WILL HAVE TO ENDURE...
1367
01:27:21,970 --> 01:27:23,939
ON ACCOUNT OF
YOUR ACTIONS...
1368
01:27:23,972 --> 01:27:25,941
IS UNTHINKABLE.
1369
01:27:25,974 --> 01:27:30,879
I WARNED YOU, JAMES,
AND NOW YOU ARE GOING
TO PAY BIG-TIME !
1370
01:27:30,913 --> 01:27:32,881
VERY BIG-TIME !
1371
01:27:32,915 --> 01:27:37,252
I ONLY HOPE YOU BOTH STOLE
ENOUGH MONEY SO YOU CAN AFFORD
A DAMN GOOD LAWYER !
1372
01:27:37,286 --> 01:27:40,122
A VERY GOOD
DAMN LAWYER !
GENTLEMEN.
1373
01:27:40,155 --> 01:27:43,759
WE HAVE TO PUT ASIDE
PERSONAL REVENGE...
1374
01:27:43,792 --> 01:27:46,094
AND CONSIDER WHAT'S BEST
FOR THE UNIVERSITY.
1375
01:27:46,128 --> 01:27:48,096
FOR THE UNIVERSITY.
EXACTLY.
1376
01:27:49,932 --> 01:27:52,635
- ALL THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE--
1377
01:27:52,668 --> 01:27:56,104
I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT,
BUT THERE'S AN URGENT CALL
FROM A PROFESSOR ALLEN...
1378
01:27:56,138 --> 01:27:58,774
IN NEW GUINEA
ON LINE THREE.
1379
01:27:58,807 --> 01:28:00,776
YEAH.
THANK YOU.
1380
01:28:00,809 --> 01:28:03,045
I'M SURE WE ALL
WANT TO HEAR THIS.
1381
01:28:04,647 --> 01:28:07,783
PRESIDENT PORTER HERE,
PROFESSOR.
1382
01:28:07,816 --> 01:28:11,487
HELLO, RUTH--
WITH ADAMS
AND KRIPPENDORF.
1383
01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:13,489
YOU'RE ON
THE SPEAKERPHONE.
1384
01:28:13,522 --> 01:28:15,991
I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR--
1385
01:28:16,024 --> 01:28:19,094
I'M SORRY, RUTH.
IT SOUNDED AS IF YOU SAID
YOU FOUND SOMETHING.
1386
01:28:19,127 --> 01:28:21,096
WHAT DID YOU FIND ?
1387
01:28:21,129 --> 01:28:24,099
AAAAH !
WHAT WAS THAT, RUTH ?
I COULDN'T HEAR YOU.
1388
01:28:24,132 --> 01:28:28,036
RUTH ? COULD YOU
SAY IT AGAIN, PLEASE ?
1389
01:28:30,806 --> 01:28:32,741
WHAT DID YOU FIND ?
1390
01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:36,379
THE SHELMIKEDMU.
1391
01:28:36,412 --> 01:28:39,348
STOP THAT DRUMMING !
1392
01:28:39,382 --> 01:28:41,650
WE FOUND THE SHELMIKEDMU.
1393
01:28:41,684 --> 01:28:45,153
I AM ON THE PHONE.
I AM ON THE PHONE !
1394
01:28:45,187 --> 01:28:49,492
LORI, YOU ARE DRIVING ME
"F"-ING CRAZY !
1395
01:28:49,525 --> 01:28:52,227
WE FOUND THE SHELMIKEDMU.
1396
01:28:52,260 --> 01:28:54,563
NO, NO, NO.
WAIT A MINUTE.
YES.
1397
01:28:54,597 --> 01:28:56,399
YES, WE FOUND
THE SHELMIKEDMU.
1398
01:28:56,432 --> 01:28:59,134
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS,
RUTH ?
1399
01:28:59,167 --> 01:29:02,505
I'M LOSING YOU.
I AM LOSING YOU !
1400
01:29:02,538 --> 01:29:05,508
- HE IS RIGHT HERE
IN THIS ROOM !
- YOU TELL ME NOW THAT--
1401
01:29:05,541 --> 01:29:08,477
WE'LL SEND OUT
A PRESS RELEASE
IMMEDIATELY...
1402
01:29:08,511 --> 01:29:10,913
EXPLAINING THAT
WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT...
1403
01:29:10,946 --> 01:29:13,382
WAS ALL A PRACTICAL JOKE.
1404
01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:16,051
THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO.
1405
01:29:16,084 --> 01:29:17,720
EXACTLY.
1406
01:29:17,753 --> 01:29:19,422
YES.
1407
01:29:20,623 --> 01:29:23,926
WELL, THERE'S JUST SO MUCH
THAT I COULD SAY,
1408
01:29:23,959 --> 01:29:26,929
BUT I THINK I'LL BE
A BIGGER PERSON THAN YOU
AND NOT SAY IT.
1409
01:29:26,962 --> 01:29:30,065
CHILDREN, LET'S GO.
MS. MICELLI.
1410
01:29:30,098 --> 01:29:33,436
THAT DOES NOT SURPRISE ME
AT ALL, BECAUSE--
1411
01:29:33,469 --> 01:29:35,103
YOU'RE FIRED.
1412
01:29:35,137 --> 01:29:36,872
EXACTLY.
1413
01:29:36,905 --> 01:29:39,174
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
GUYS ?
I WANT A HOT DOG.
1414
01:29:39,207 --> 01:29:41,143
A HOT DOG.
1415
01:29:45,247 --> 01:29:47,249
HELLO, HELLO.
1416
01:29:47,282 --> 01:29:49,251
ANY PROBLEMS,
PAPA SULUKIM ?
1417
01:29:49,284 --> 01:29:51,454
NO !
1418
01:29:51,487 --> 01:29:54,089
NOT A ONE, SHELLY.
NOT A ONE.
1419
01:29:54,122 --> 01:29:57,092
SO PROFESSOR ALLEN
SWALLOWED THE WHOLE THING ?
1420
01:29:57,125 --> 01:30:02,097
GOOD FOR YOU, TOO, BECAUSE
NO AMOUNT OF MONEY COULD GET ME
TO WEAR A PENIS SHEATH AGAIN.
1421
01:30:02,130 --> 01:30:04,900
WELL, I SENT YOUR STUFF
THIS MORNING.
1422
01:30:04,933 --> 01:30:07,069
ANY PROBLEMS,
CALL ME.
1423
01:30:07,102 --> 01:30:09,071
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF,
1424
01:30:09,104 --> 01:30:11,073
MY LITTLE
SHELLY KRIPPENDORF,
1425
01:30:11,106 --> 01:30:12,708
AND HAMAMASS.
1426
01:30:12,741 --> 01:30:15,243
HAMAMASS, PAPA SULUKIM.
1427
01:30:15,277 --> 01:30:17,480
* EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE
AND THANKS.
1428
01:30:17,513 --> 01:30:21,484
* EE-EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE
EE-WI-OM-OM-MOWEH *
1429
01:30:21,517 --> 01:30:23,719
SO, WHEN EXACTLY DID--
1430
01:30:23,752 --> 01:30:26,254
IT'S A TRIBAL THING.
1431
01:30:26,288 --> 01:30:30,292
* WI-OM-OM-MOWEH *
YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT.
THE TIMOTOTTA ARE WRONG.
1432
01:30:30,325 --> 01:30:32,795
WE'LL JUST STICK WITH
THE SHELMIKEDMU.
I NEVER SAID THAT.
1433
01:30:32,828 --> 01:30:35,831
YOU KNOW WHERE WE
WENT WRONG WITH THEM ?
YES, I DO.
1434
01:30:35,864 --> 01:30:39,568
THERE IS NO SUCH TRIBE.
THAT'S WHERE WE WENT WRONG.
BE THAT AS IT MAY--
1435
01:30:39,602 --> 01:30:43,071
WE BLEW THE PUBLISHING.
BIG TIME !
THANK YOU ! SEE ?
1436
01:30:43,105 --> 01:30:46,575
OKAY, SO WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO
WITH THE SHELMIKEDMU--
THERE IS NO SUCH THING.
1437
01:30:46,609 --> 01:30:49,912
WE'RE GOING TO
CONCENTRATE OUR EFFORTS
ON A GLOSSY PRESENTATION.
1438
01:30:49,945 --> 01:30:53,448
DOES ANYBODY LISTEN TO ME ?
THERE IS NO SUCH TRIBE.
1439
01:31:12,868 --> 01:31:15,337
* HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CLOSE
TO TRAGEDY *
1440
01:31:15,370 --> 01:31:18,173
* OR BEEN CLOSE TO FOLKS
WHO HAVE *
1441
01:31:18,206 --> 01:31:20,676
* HAVE YOU EVER FELT THE PAIN
SO POWERFUL *
1442
01:31:20,709 --> 01:31:23,946
* SO HEAVY YOU COLLAPSE
1443
01:31:23,979 --> 01:31:26,014
NO ? WELL...
1444
01:31:27,750 --> 01:31:32,955
* I NEVER HAD TO
KNOCK ON WOOD *
1445
01:31:32,988 --> 01:31:35,457
* BUT I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO HAS *
1446
01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:38,060
* WHICH MAKES ME WONDER
IF I COULD *
1447
01:31:38,093 --> 01:31:39,895
* IT MAKES ME WONDER
IF I *
1448
01:31:39,928 --> 01:31:43,566
* NEVER HAD TO
KNOCK ON WOOD *
1449
01:31:43,599 --> 01:31:46,068
* AND I'M GLAD
I HAVEN'T YET *
1450
01:31:46,101 --> 01:31:48,737
* BECAUSE I'M SURE
IT ISN'T GOOD *
1451
01:31:48,771 --> 01:31:50,906
* THAT'S THE IMPRESSION
THAT I GET *
1452
01:31:55,443 --> 01:31:57,880
* HAVE YOU EVER HAD THE ODDS
TICK UP SO HIGH *
1453
01:31:57,913 --> 01:32:00,549
* YOU NEED A STRENGTH
MOST DON'T POSSESS *
1454
01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:03,218
* OR HAS IT EVER COME DOWN
TO DO OR DIE *
1455
01:32:03,251 --> 01:32:06,488
* YOU GOT TO RISE
ABOVE THE REST *
1456
01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:08,624
NO ? WELL...
1457
01:32:10,392 --> 01:32:15,564
* I NEVER HAD TO
KNOCK ON WOOD *
1458
01:32:15,598 --> 01:32:18,066
* BUT I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO HAS *
1459
01:32:18,100 --> 01:32:20,736
* WHICH MAKES ME WONDER
IF I COULD *
1460
01:32:20,769 --> 01:32:22,571
* IT MAKES ME WONDER
IF I *
1461
01:32:22,605 --> 01:32:26,241
* NEVER HAD TO
KNOCK ON WOOD *
1462
01:32:26,274 --> 01:32:28,744
* AND I'M GLAD
I HAVEN'T YET *
1463
01:32:28,777 --> 01:32:31,413
* BECAUSE I'M SURE
IT ISN'T GOOD *
1464
01:32:31,446 --> 01:32:33,481
* THAT'S THE IMPRESSION
THAT I GET *
1465
01:32:41,456 --> 01:32:44,059
* I'M NOT A COWARD
I'VE JUST NEVER BEEN TESTED *
1466
01:32:44,092 --> 01:32:46,695
* I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT
IF I WAS, I WOULD PASS *
1467
01:32:46,729 --> 01:32:49,264
* LOOK AT THE TESTED AND THINK
THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE GO I *
1468
01:32:49,297 --> 01:32:51,734
* MIGHT BE A COWARD
I'M AFRAID OF WHAT
I MIGHT FIND OUT *
1469
01:32:51,767 --> 01:32:55,303
* NEVER HAD TO
KNOCK ON WOOD *
1470
01:32:55,337 --> 01:32:57,806
* BUT I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO HAS *
1471
01:32:57,840 --> 01:33:00,442
* WHICH MAKES ME WONDER
IF I COULD *
1472
01:33:00,475 --> 01:33:02,277
* IT MAKES ME WONDER
IF I *
1473
01:33:02,310 --> 01:33:05,914
* NEVER HAD TO
KNOCK ON WOOD *
1474
01:33:05,948 --> 01:33:08,316
* AND I'M GLAD
I HAVEN'T YET *
1475
01:33:08,350 --> 01:33:10,986
* BECAUSE I'M SURE
IT ISN'T GOOD *
1476
01:33:11,019 --> 01:33:13,188
* THAT'S THE IMPRESSION
THAT I GET *
1477
01:33:33,942 --> 01:33:37,179
* NEVER HAD TO
BUT I'D BETTER KNOCK ON WOOD *
1478
01:33:37,212 --> 01:33:39,614
* 'CAUSE I KNOW
SOMEONE WHO HAS *
1479
01:33:39,648 --> 01:33:42,250
* WHICH MAKES ME WONDER
IF I COULD *
1480
01:33:42,284 --> 01:33:44,419
* IT MAKES ME WONDER
IF I *
1481
01:33:44,452 --> 01:33:47,589
* NEVER HAD TO
BUT I'D BETTER KNOCK ON WOOD *
1482
01:33:47,622 --> 01:33:50,192
* 'CAUSE I'M SURE
IT ISN'T GOOD *
1483
01:33:50,225 --> 01:33:52,795
* AND I'M GLAD
I HAVEN'T YET *
1484
01:33:52,828 --> 01:33:55,230
* THAT'S THE IMPRESSION
THAT I GET **
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