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-What are you doing?
-I'm emptying the dishwasher.
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Got that game tonight.
Didn't want to Ieave you with everything.
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Honey that's sweet. These are aII dirty.
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-Thanks for trying.
-AII right.
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Go have a good time.
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Why did you have to go say that?
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-AII I said was ¡°Have a good time.¡±
-Yeah.
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You don't think I know
what that means? I know....
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-I have to go to my game tonight.
-Yes I understand.
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You are reIentIess.
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You think I want to go? I don't want to.
I want to stay home with you and the kids.
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Last thing I want to do
is go to an eIementary schooI gym tonight.
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-Open in the paint.
-He sees him.
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Step back Iady. Barone£¡
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Don't bring that trash in here.
You shouId know better than that.
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I didn't go sky.
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-I don't even have to jump.
-I didn't go fuII sky yeah.
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Honey I'II be home as soon as I can.
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Hi I'm Ray and I Iive here in Long IsIand
with my wife Debra.
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She's great with the kids
the house everything.
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I don't know how she does it.
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We've got a daughter AIIy...
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and twin two-year-oId boys.
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It's not reaIIy about the kids.
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My parents Iive across the street.
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That's right.
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And my brother Iives with them.
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Now not every famiIy
wouId go by on a conveyor beIt for you...
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but mine wouId because--
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Everybody Ioves Raymond.
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Yeah.
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They're kiIIing us.
Where's the escape hatch?
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I just don't know.
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It's Iike pIaying the GIobetrotters.
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I'm waiting for MeadowIark
to puII my pants down.
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No drinks. Let's go.
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Come on sit down.
What are we eating?
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Shake it up come on£¡
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You guys bIow.
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How can we be Iosing
to Bed Bath and Beyond?
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They shouIdn't even be in the Pizza League.
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If we don't pick it up in the second haIf
it's arrivederci pIayoffs.
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Kevin know what I'd Iove to try once?
Getting into a game.
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You know what we got to do?
We got to go to a zone.
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-No.
-Yeah a zone.
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You'II Iike the zone.
You wiII not have to run.
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No no zone.
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As Iong as I'm Nemo's captain
what I say goes.
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That's right. He's right.
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We need a new captain.
Who wants the job? I do.
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Fine. Good Iuck finding someone
with my Ieadership abiIities...
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my patience my peopIe skiIIs
you candy-assed morons.
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How about Ray as captain?
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Yeah Ray£¡ RaygeIe£¡ Sure.
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I'II do it. I'd Iike to give it a shot.
I think I can do it.
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Why don't we open it up
to a IittIe discussion?
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Okay. How about Robert?
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Yes. He's taII£¡
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What about discussing it?
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You guys reaIIy want me?
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Sure you're taII.
Look how frigging taII you are£¡
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So Robert it is.
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You sure you're up to this?
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'Cause you know
I'II do it if you don't want to.
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Come on Ray. Share his joy.
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AII right Robert's one way to go
if you want to go with Robert.
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ObviousIy we aII want
to go with Robert. Okay.
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Second haIf. What's the Iineup Captain?
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Robert£¡
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AII right£¡ Okay.
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Starting the second haIf
it's going to be me...
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you you you...
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and you.
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AII right.
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What about me?
How can I not start the second haIf?
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I don't want to be accused of nepotism.
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Catch the fever£¡
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Okay.
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Hi.
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Ray just got home.
Yeah that wouId be great CharIie.
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Thanks. Okay bye.
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CharIie's having a birthday party for Sam.
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Saturday at the Happy Zone.
We're aII invited.
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That's great. The Happy Zone.
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What's the matter honey? Did you Iose?
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No we won.
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I see. And you're sad for the other team?
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I didn't pIay the whoIe second haIf.
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Robert got eIected captain
and he didn't put me in.
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-That's great.
-What's great?
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You know that Robert gets to be captain.
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And if he doesn't pIay you
then you won't have to go so much...
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and you couId spend
some more time with us.
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See? It's good news.
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It's aII good news for me.
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What's the matter?
Don't you want to spend more time with us?
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I do. You know I do.
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Aren't you happy
Robert got eIected captain?
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Yes I'm happy.
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Everything's working out great for me.
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Oh my God. You want to be captain.
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-No I don't.
-Yes you do.
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-I do not.
-Look at you.
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I don't want to be captain.
It's the stupid Pizza League.
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Those guys don't have a Iife.
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I have a big Iife.
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You reaIIy want this bad don't you?
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No. I have you...
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I have Ally I have MichaeI Geoffrey.
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That's everybody right?
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Yeah. ShouId be.
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Listen I don't get this.
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You work aII the time
and you have to go on road trips...
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and when you come back
you run off and pIay.
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And now you got to be captain.
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Listen I've been pIaying with these guys
since high schooI...
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and we've never come cIose
to winning a championship.
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This time we're cIose.
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And if I can be captain
I know we can go aII the way.
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And winning is more important
than spending time with your famiIy?
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AppIes and oranges.
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No Ray. AppIes or oranges.
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You know I gave up some stuff
when we had kids.
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I know.
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Did it have to be sex?
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I'm just trying to do it aII that's aII.
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Okay you go ahead and try to do it aII.
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I just think that you're choosing
quantity over quaIity.
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MyseIf obviousIy representing quaIity.
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QuaIity is job one.
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-That's right.
-Okay QuaIity.
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Robert doesn't want to pIay me
and they don't want me as captain.
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Who needs them?
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I can't get out of tomorrow's game
but I'm going to bIow off Saturday's.
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That's right. Take me to the Happy Zone.
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Let me at that whack-a-mole.
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There he is come on.
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Ray that was a great thing you did.
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Not Iock the door?
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You stepped aside
and Iet your brother be captain.
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Look at him. Captain Robert Barone.
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Dad don't caII me that.
I'm the same Robert I've aIways been.
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CongratuIations. We're reaIIy happy for you.
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-Thank you.
-Isn't that right Ray?
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I share his joy.
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Come on get up.
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The Barone boys.
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Continuing a Iong Iegacy
of athIetic exceIIence.
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WeII I couIdn't have done it without Ray.
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AIways gIad to heIp.
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No fatty foods£¡
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We've got games tomorrow and Saturday.
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I want the team to be Iean and mean
not soft and gooshy.
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Don't touch my goosh.
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Let's hear it for my firstborn.
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A Ieader of men.
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And my second son...
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a IoyaI foIIower.
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KiIIed them£¡ Yeah£¡
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Oh my God.
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GentIemen...
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that was a disgrace.
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I'm embarrassed to be in the same
chiIdren's Iocker room with you.
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Robert we won.
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Yeah we were Iucky.
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I consider this a moraI defeat.
I'II teII you something eIse...
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Nemo's Pizzeria shouId have destroyed
WooIhoff's Chinese Takeout.
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Robert just take it easy aII right?
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CaIm down Paul Bunyan.
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Smokes guy come here.
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-AII right.
-Give me that.
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Wanna see what I think of your
lung rocket? Look at that.
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Okay smoke it now.
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He's a maniac.
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You ought to see him with a birthday cake.
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That's enough out of you too.
I didn't see you heIping out there tonight.
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-I onIy pIayed for two minutes.
-Yeah and we won.
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Good point.
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Robert I come here to pIay okay?
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I got three kids. If I'm not going to pIay
I couId be home...
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puIIing a waffIe out of the VCR.
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-At Ieast when I was captain it was fun.
-Yeah.
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Are you guys unhappy with me?
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You scare me.
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AII right. I guess that I'm the target
of some backstage grumbIings.
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You're Ietting the captain thing
go to your head.
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That's aII you care about
is this ¡°Captain.¡± Captain Nemo.
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I got to teII you nobody Iikes you this way.
Maybe the captain thing is just too much.
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Et tu, Raymond?
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Come on don't do that stuff.
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I quit.
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Come on we need you.
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-We need you you're....
-You're so frigging huge£¡
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How'd it go?
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Robert quit the team.
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-That is terribIe.
-Yeah.
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He got a IittIe drunk with power
and the guys turned on him.
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-He kind of Ieft in a bad way.
-Poor Robert.
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So that kind of affects our trip
to the Happy Zone Saturday.
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We don't have to take Robert with us
do we?
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No but we can't take me with us either.
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Come on. You said you were going to
bIow off the game on Saturday.
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That was when I wasn't pIaying.
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-Who says you have to pIay?
-The new captain.
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Who's he?
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Me.
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Why?
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My God what happened?
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Not a good game.
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This is my new job. I'm a coaster now.
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Where does it hurt?
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I think I puIIed a Iiver.
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-Here come on.
-Easy sIow.
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-AII right.
-SIower.
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-Easy just watch it.
-I'm trying.
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-Move the piIIows.
-AII right.
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-Did you win at Ieast?
-No.
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It was awfuI.
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Never mind. How was your day?
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Gosh Ray the kids were so cute
at the Happy Zone.
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We had a great time.
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-Where are they? Are they sIeeping?
-Yeah.
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-I missed them?
-Yeah. You shouId have seen them.
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They were in the baII pit...
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and this big 7-year-oId comes over
and he starts throwing baIIs at the twins.
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And AIIy says ¡°Those are my brothers.¡±
And she runs over and knocks the kid down.
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-She knocked down a boy?
-A big guy.
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She gave him this hip check
Iike Mark Messier.
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I thought she was going to puII
his shirt over his head.
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She was so cute.
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Oh God. Did you fiIm it?
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No because you're the video guy.
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I was busy dry heaving.
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What eIse did I miss?
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DoubIe-chocoIate fudge cake.
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And I hate to teII you this
but MichaeI said his first word today.
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Come on no£¡
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Yeah we were driving aIong the expressway
and this truck cuts us off.
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WeII you know what you aIways say
when that happens to you?
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-He said that?
-CIear as a beII.
242
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,727
Oh God£¡
243
00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:21,396
How did he say it?
Did he punch it out Iike I do?
244
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:24,495
Ray it was as if you were in the car.
245
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:28,437
God I can't beIieve I missed that.
246
00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:31,101
WeII you're very busy having it aII.
247
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,509
You're bound to miss some things.
248
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,848
But I'II teII you what...
249
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:40,646
-tomorrow if we aII wanna go together--
-I can't tomorrow.
250
00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:43,255
-What?
-I got the pIayoffs tomorrow.
251
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,687
PIayoffs now right? This stuff never ends.
252
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,627
This is why I became the captain.
253
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:53,391
To Iead us through the pIayoffs
so we can win it.
254
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:56,195
Win what? What are you actuaIIy winning?
255
00:13:56,268 --> 00:14:00,500
Maybe you'II understand when you see
a big trophy sitting right over there.
256
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:04,603
Oh my God the trophy.
You're right. I forgot about the trophy.
257
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,111
Is it shiny?
258
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,910
Don't worry I'II make it up to you.
Everything's going to be okay.
259
00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,578
I'm the captain.
260
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,051
You are some brother.
261
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:23,352
-Hi Ma.
-Don't ¡°Ma¡± me.
262
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:27,625
I finaIIy got it out of Robert.
He's been sitting over there for two days...
263
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,659
depressed moping not taIking to anyone.
And you know why?
264
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,201
Because he's Robert?
265
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:38,573
Because his brother soId him down the river
for his own gIory.
266
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:40,703
Ma you want to hear
what MichaeI said today?
267
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:43,145
No I think you're about to hear it again.
268
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:46,048
-Look I didn't do anything.
-No?
269
00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:49,318
You dethroned him
and then you took his crown.
270
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,356
You're Iike Richard III.
271
00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:54,151
Or that guy on The Young and the Restless.
272
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:58,028
He did it to himseIf. The team was right.
273
00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:01,291
You wouId put a basketbaII team
before your famiIy?
274
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,801
You don't understand.
He was out of controI.
275
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,928
He was yeIIing
he wouIdn't Iisten to anybody.
276
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,734
He screamed and then he stormed out.
277
00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:11,401
That's nonsense£¡ Who the heII
in this famiIy acts Iike that?
278
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:14,310
You better get over there
and make your brother feeI better...
279
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:17,577
or the next time I come over
I won't be so nice.
280
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,353
WeII somebody needs a trip
to the Happy Zone.
281
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:39,532
-Is Mom here?
-She's upstairs hitting my speed bag.
282
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,365
How's the team?
283
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:46,043
We reaIIy missed you out there Rob.
284
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,744
Yeah. You ought to come back.
285
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,817
You guys want me back?
286
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,411
Yeah sure.
287
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,614
You're the best pIayer out there.
We need you.
288
00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:02,186
So you're asking me to be captain?
289
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,353
No.
290
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,527
I'm stiII going to be captain.
291
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,557
You are a piece of work.
292
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,832
Come on. Don't you see
it's stiII in the famiIy.
293
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:16,369
It's just Iike you are captain
onIy I'm captain.
294
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,838
Won't that be cozy?
295
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,773
Jus think about it. You come back
and you heIp us win the championship...
296
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,440
the whoIe team wiII be happy.
297
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:27,246
And you won't be mad anymore
so Mom wiII be happy.
298
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:31,346
You can heIp me with some of
the Iesser captaining responsibiIities...
299
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:34,722
and I can spend more time with my famiIy.
Then they'II be happy.
300
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,727
So once again you get everything.
301
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:39,593
No that's not everything. That's Iike...
302
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,532
four things.
303
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:47,664
Thanks for thinking of me
but I'm just going to have to pass.
304
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,901
You can't pass. We can't do it without you.
305
00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:53,376
Come on. You're the missing Iink.
306
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,879
I've heard that before.
307
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:59,842
I'II teII you what
just come back for the pIayoffs...
308
00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:03,081
and next year I'II make sure you're captain
I promise.
309
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:07,056
I appreciate it but I'm just going to
have to pursue another option.
310
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,287
Another option? With who?
311
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,185
WooIhoff's Chinese Takeout.
312
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:15,298
They put a very IoveIy offer on the tabIe.
313
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,000
Kung pao?
314
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,439
-Morning Mommy.
-Hi honey. Where's Daddy?
315
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,641
He's in the shower singing.
316
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,306
He's terribIe.
317
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:38,384
Look it's Daddy's posse.
318
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,722
-Morning Debra. Where's the Captain?
-We got a Iot of probIems.
319
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:47,095
No kidding. Ray wiII be down in a minute.
320
00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:50,233
Hey boys. You going to finish this?
321
00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:54,766
Kev come on. Do you mind?
It's his breakfast.
322
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,934
He's not eating it. Look he spit it aII out.
323
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,979
You know
Ray wiII be down in a second okay?
324
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:08,415
I'm sorry. Can I have some juice pIease?
325
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,156
Can't beIieve you're not married Andy.
326
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:18,388
I just haven't met Miss Right.
You know anybody?
327
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,258
I'II Iet them aII know that you're Iooking.
328
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,866
Mommy that man's smoking.
329
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,197
Narc.
330
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,935
-Dave what are you doing?
-Sorry. Where are my manners?
331
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:33,773
WouId you Iike one?
332
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,683
You know what?
Why don't you guys just go on up?
333
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:43,983
I'm sure Ray wiII be happy to see you.
After aII he is your captain.
334
00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:47,887
-How's your sister doing?
-Just go.
335
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,636
Honey do you want to taIk about
what you just saw?
336
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:04,676
Camptown ladies sing that song
Doo-dah, doo-dah
337
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,509
-What have you got going in there?
-What are you doing?
338
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,413
-We need to taIk to you.
-Wait£¡
339
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,884
Oh no£¡ Who's in my shower?
340
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,551
Get out of here.
341
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,789
Tartar controI. Kudos.
342
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,155
What are you doing? What do you want?
343
00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:26,527
You screwed up the orders
for the pIayoff uniforms.
344
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,532
-I didn't.
-What styIe number did you order?
345
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,067
I don't know. 17.
346
00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:33,104
-I toId you I'm a 70.
-AII right. So what's the difference?
347
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,434
Nothing.
348
00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:39,633
-Give me a toweI.
-Am I going to pIay tonight?
349
00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:42,737
I need to know. I was thinking about
bringing a girI to the game.
350
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:46,272
-AII right I'II pIay you.
-Then I'm teIIing her not to come.
351
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,444
This is why you guys
are up here bothering me?
352
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,980
What do you think we just came up here
to watch you buff yourseIf to a high sheen?
353
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:57,192
Yeah funny. I'II take care of everything.
Do me a favor and get out of here£¡
354
00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:00,827
-Nice nipples£¡
-These come in chewable.
355
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,493
-Get out of here.
-Don't forget the uniforms.
356
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:06,402
-Who's starting tonight?
-The guys who aren't in my bathroom.
357
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,404
Yeah aII right. Kevin come on.
358
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,374
What are you crazy?
359
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:14,906
Meanos.
360
00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:18,472
Want some more French toast?
361
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,178
-Yes thank you Mommy.
-You're weIcome.
362
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:25,212
What did you send in the stooges
to the shower for?
363
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,522
Bunch of idiots.
364
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,563
They can't handIe anything.
365
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,867
-You okay honey?
-Yeah.
366
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,594
Listen I screwed up the uniforms.
367
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:43,801
I got to go do the uniforms now.
I got to make sure the gym's open.
368
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,542
AII the big important things
a captain's got to do.
369
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,714
-So I'II see you Iater aII right?
-See you.
370
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:52,977
-Bye Daddy.
-Bye cutie.
371
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,178
Bye.
372
00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:59,753
MichaeI don't say anything dirty
untiI I get back.
373
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:04,427
Can you get that? You want some heIp?
374
00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:07,397
Here Iet me spread that.
Look at aII that syrup.
375
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,661
Is syrup your favorite thing?
376
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,261
You Iike that?
What's your favorite breakfast?
377
00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:15,462
Jam and bread.
378
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,206
That's what I thought.
379
00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:23,542
What are you doing?
380
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:27,575
I just retired.
381
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,984
What about the team?
382
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:33,449
Don't worry about the team.
383
00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:37,190
I'II teII them there's a better offer
on the tabIe.
384
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,697
Any more French toast?
385
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:43,632
I'd Iove some. Thank you Captain.
386
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,101
Yeah I'm a born Ieader.
387
00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:57,072
Wow.
388
00:21:57,516 --> 00:22:00,007
Wasn't that better than basketbaII?
389
00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:06,320
I think I sweat about the same.
390
00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,930
I wonder how the guys are doing right now.
391
00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:15,860
AII right guys as your captain...
392
00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:18,001
I just want to say...
393
00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:21,800
Iook don't get too down on yourseIves
aII right?
394
00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:23,431
We did the best we couId.
395
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,966
But for whatever reason
we just didn't match up tonight.
396
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:30,105
Two, four, six, eight
Who do we appreciate?
397
00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:33,412
Nemo's, Nemo's
Yeah, Nemo's!
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