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♪
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Aah!
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(school bell rings)
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(Barney belches)
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- (work whistle blows)
- Aah!
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(scanner beeps)
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(playing blues riff)
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(tires screech)
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Mm.
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(tires screeching)
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- (horn and toy horn honk)
- What? Whatcha...
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(tires screech)
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D'oh!
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(tires screech)
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(grunts)
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(hushed): Who the
hell are these people?
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♪
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Why you... (frustrated grunting)
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Oh, my pâté de campagne!
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My "Kick me" sign!
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(tires screeching)
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Oh, how could she?
Why would she?
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So many feelings,
all of them anger.
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Must drive them away.
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Rage belongs on the road.
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(tires screeching)
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(growls angrily)
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- (shouting
gibberish) - (meowing)
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(shouting gibberish)
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(tires screeching)
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Where the hell's my phone?
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Got to express my rage to
the person who enraged me:
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my wife.
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(people murmuring, shouting)
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Marge, I am so, so,
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so, so angry.
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Anger emoji, skull emoji,
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eggplant emoji,
because I hate eggplant.
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Fire, fire, fire. Aah!
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A fire-fire-fire hydrant!
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Okay, Homer, stay calm.
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Your seat belt will save you.
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Wha?
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Thank God I still got my airbag.
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Safety first.
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Hmm?
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- Ah. (snoring)
- (whimpers)
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Well, at least I got
shatter-proof glass.
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Oh, it's shattering!
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(distorted): D'oh...!
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(gasps)
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I'm soaring through
the air like an angel,
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or a beautiful loogie.
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How very majestic the
world looks from up here.
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The sky, the ocean,
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Ralph.
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Bart's bald mommy
is going to die.
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That's her problem. (laughs)
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FEMALE VOICE:
Homer? Yo, big man.
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Now's not the time to chill.
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What? Who the hell was that?
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It's me, Maggie's
Happy Little Elf doll.
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Oh, yeah.
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She calls you Goobie-Woo.
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Of course she does.
That's my damn name.
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Okay. Sheesh, Goobie-Woo.
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But how are you
talking right now?
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That's a little complicated.
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You see, I'm a
projection of your psyche,
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and you're in the middle of
a very traumatic life event.
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Traumatic? What do
you mean? I feel great.
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(humming happily)
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Homer. Homer, what
you're currently experiencing
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is called
post-traumatic elation.
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- Is that like Post Raisin Bran?
- (grunts)
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Damn it, man, you are
literally in the middle
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of a car accident!
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What?! Oh, right.
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Let me lay this out.
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You and me are gonna
use this car ejection
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for some self-reflection,
okay, my brother?
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And that journey begins with
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finding the source
of your anger.
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Now, gaze into that
little piece of glass.
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I need a safe-deposit
box. Want to know why?
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Well, that's why I got into
banking in the first place,
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for the thrilling stories.
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Well, this morning,
I was on my break
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- at the nuclear power plant...
- Uh-huh.
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So I went and got
myself a bag of chips.
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Potato chips.
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I feel like I'm at a
story slam right now.
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They were so delicious
and salty and chompy,
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and before long,
they were all gone.
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- No.
- Almost.
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Oh, there's a twist?
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But then I pulled out this,
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a chip that looks
exactly like John Travolta.
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And that's why I need
a safe-deposit box,
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to protect this
treasure forever.
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Oh, don't study opera
staging in Vienna, they said.
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Work in a bank, they said.
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Mm-hmm. Mr. Simpson,
it looks like your family
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already has a safe-deposit box.
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Your wife rented it
out over a decade ago.
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- Wow, you've got a wife.
- Wha?
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Now, I'm not supposed
to show you this,
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but lucky for you right
now I'm super high.
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"Last will and testament"?
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Written by Clarence
Bouvier, your father-in-law.
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Marge's dad left a will?
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He never told me about that
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in the four conversations
we ever had.
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It says here he set up a trust
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to pay Marge Simpson,
ooh, $1,000 a month.
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A thousand dollars? What? No.
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No! What?!
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No! No? What?
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No.
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And I can confirm
that your wife has been
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receiving that money every
month since her father died.
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Marge has been getting
all that money for years,
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and she never told me about it.
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I-I don't know what to feel.
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In these situations,
many of our customers
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opt for extreme rage.
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Well, I hate to just
follow the crowd, but...
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(growling angrily)
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(grumbling, muttering)
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So that's why I was so mad.
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And that's why I'm
even angrier now.
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For all these years, Marge
has been hiding money from me.
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It's a blatant act of, of, uh...
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The term is
"financial infidelity."
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And I can see
how you'd be angry.
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Oh, thank you.
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- But it's the wrong emotion to feel.
- Damn it.
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Homer, I'm gonna help
you work through this anger
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so you can find peace.
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Aw, work? That sounds like work.
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How much time do I have?
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I'd say about
point-three seconds
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- judging by how fast you're flying towards that tree.
- Aah!
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Oh, my God, we're airborne.
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- Whoa!
- (all scream)
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I don't know which one
I'm more upset about,
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that my wife has been keeping
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a secret mountain
of cash from me,
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or that I'm about to die in
a stupid, violent car wreck.
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Don't make me
choose, Goobie-Woo.
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(Homer crying out)
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Homer, you're spiraling.
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Of course I'm spiraling.
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I'm literally flying
through the air.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Listen, I know you're
feeling all the feels right now,
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but we're getting closer to
the real source of your rage.
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What? I'm sorry, I'm
eating my feelings.
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Bad Homer. Spit out that
food, and those feelings.
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(grunts) What was Marge
spending that money on?
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And why did she keep it
a secret from everybody?
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LISA: Um, not everybody, Dad.
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I hate to say it, but
we've known about
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Mom's secret cash
for quite some time.
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Yeah, that's why I laugh
myself to sleep every night.
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What? And here I've
been worried sick about
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your night giggles.
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Let me tell you
how we found out.
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I was blowing off
steam one day...
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and I saw that Mom was
getting $100,000 a month!
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LISA: Then I explained to
Bart how decimal points work.
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Then we asked Mom
about it, and she admitted
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the whole thing.
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So then tell me, why did
she keep the money a secret?
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I don't think you can handle it.
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- I can handle it.
- Okay.
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The reason is...
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(imitating Marge): Your father
is an ape-faced butt monster
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who eats booger
sandwiches and also sucks.
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(laughs)
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Why, you little
unreliable narrator!
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Ow! Glass is sharp.
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Oh, even my kids knew I
was being fiscally unmanned.
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(normal voice): Okay,
got to go, ape face.
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See you at your funeral.
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We'll be the kids running
around in our nice clothes,
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poignantly unaware
of the finality of death.
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Oh, that tree can't
get here fast enough.
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(straining)
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Okay, Michael Phelps,
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don't swim to
your death just yet.
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Don't you want to find
out what Marge been
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spending the money on?
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Oh, you bet I do.
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Well, that's what I thought.
Give me your best guess.
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I want to give her the
benefit of the doubt,
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but I can't help but
imagine the worst.
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See you later. I'm off to earn
our only source of income.
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He's gone. Robo-butler,
bring me a caviar hoagie.
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(robotic voice): My word.
This is so expensive.
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Mmm. Mmm-mmm.
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You know what
else I'm paying for?
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Sexy handymen doing
chores around the house.
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♪ I got this feeling on the
summer day when you were gone ♪
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♪ I crashed my
car into the bridge ♪
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♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ I love it ♪
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♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ I love it, I love it... ♪
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I don't know which I love more,
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being rich or hiding
it from my husband.
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(robotic laugh)
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Let us mock him through dance.
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(rapid mechanical whirring)
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♪ I love it. ♪
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(growling angrily)
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-Whew, Homer, I hesitate to ask,
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but why does your brain think
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that's what Marge is
doing with the money?
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Because it's what I'd do.
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Except the repairmen would
be my favorite rock stars:
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Kiss, Bon Jovi, Men at Work,
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because of their
excellent work ethic.
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- (grunts)
- Stop!
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Your wife is a much
better person than you are,
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and she's been using the
money in a very different way.
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So no robot butler?
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♪ You been wasting
all your time ♪
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♪ Throwing shade at Marge ♪
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♪ You think behind
your back that, yeah ♪
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♪ She's been living large ♪
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♪ Well, I really, really hate
to burst your bubble, boo ♪
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♪ All this time, she
been spending ♪
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- ♪ All that cash on
you ♪ - On me? No way.
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I'm sure that... Huh?
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♪ Homie, Homer, check your elf ♪
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♪ You ain't too bright,
I'll explain the sitch ♪
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♪ All them problems you
think you solved yourself ♪
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♪ That was Marge, bitch ♪
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♪ That was Marge, bitch ♪
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♪ The time your bar tab
was forgiven by Moe ♪
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♪ That was Marge, bitch ♪
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♪ That time Dr. Hibbert
reattached your big toe ♪
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♪ That was Marge, bitch ♪
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♪ The time you
got off of that DUI ♪
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♪ That was Marge, bitch ♪
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♪ I think by now you
know the reason why ♪
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Goobie-Woo in da house!
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- Oh, my God.
- Whoo!
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All this time, I've been
thinking the worst about Marge,
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but she was using
the money to save me.
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Ya think?
253
00:11:16,584 --> 00:11:20,586
And she only kept it a secret to
save your dumbass male pride.
254
00:11:20,588 --> 00:11:25,408
♪ Well, Goobie-Goobie-Woo,
now I can clearly see ♪
255
00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:27,260
♪ I've got the greatest
wife and spouse ♪
256
00:11:27,262 --> 00:11:29,688
♪ That there could ever be ♪
257
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,097
♪ And what's more... ♪ Huh?
258
00:11:31,099 --> 00:11:33,340
Holy crap, I just
flew past the tree!
259
00:11:33,342 --> 00:11:35,268
♪ You're gonna live, bitch ♪
260
00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:37,696
♪ You're gonna live, bitch ♪
261
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,255
♪ You're gonna live, bitch ♪
262
00:11:39,257 --> 00:11:41,107
♪ Yeah, I'm gonna live. ♪
263
00:11:41,109 --> 00:11:42,367
- (laughs)
- Whoo!
264
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,428
Thank God, I don't have to
be mad at Marge anymore.
265
00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:48,431
If anything, you should
be mad at Marge's dad.
266
00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:51,042
- Huh?
- Oh, snap, I shouldn't have said that.
267
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,043
"Oh, snap"? What do
you mean, "Oh, snap"?
268
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,713
Oh, snap, why not?
What do you know?
269
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:57,106
Nothing. And closure! (chuckles)
270
00:11:57,108 --> 00:11:59,200
Closure-closure,
closure-closure.
271
00:11:59,202 --> 00:12:01,535
Oh, no. I got to know
what Marge's dad did,
272
00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:02,795
or said or rapped.
273
00:12:02,797 --> 00:12:07,283
Aha, and I've got the
magical footage right here.
274
00:12:07,285 --> 00:12:09,619
Don't look at it!
You've come so far.
275
00:12:09,621 --> 00:12:12,063
Inner peace has almost
defeated your outer rage.
276
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,307
You've got to be strong, man.
277
00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:16,626
So if I look at
that piece of glass,
278
00:12:16,628 --> 00:12:17,902
I could change my fate
279
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,887
and perhaps even
risk my very soul?
280
00:12:19,889 --> 00:12:22,389
Well, I'm cool with that.
281
00:12:22,391 --> 00:12:23,299
What the hell?!
282
00:12:23,392 --> 00:12:26,077
But, Dad, Homer
has a good heart,
283
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,246
and I'm going to marry him.
284
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,231
Oh, honey, this Simpson
fellow will never provide for you.
285
00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:33,101
He has jackass
written all over him.
286
00:12:33,103 --> 00:12:35,736
Marge, do you
have any turpentine?
287
00:12:35,738 --> 00:12:37,505
It's not coming off.
288
00:12:37,832 --> 00:12:39,816
Hmm.
289
00:12:39,818 --> 00:12:43,002
His friends did that after
he fell asleep at a party.
290
00:12:43,004 --> 00:12:46,005
Homer's the sweetest
person I've ever met.
291
00:12:46,007 --> 00:12:47,490
Every time I look into his eyes,
292
00:12:47,492 --> 00:12:50,918
I see someone who
will never stop loving me.
293
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,921
Oh... crap.
294
00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:56,332
Look, I'm gonna leave you
something special in my will
295
00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:58,167
to make sure you're
okay, because you've found
296
00:12:58,169 --> 00:12:59,927
every father's worst nightmare:
297
00:12:59,929 --> 00:13:04,098
true love with a true loser.
298
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:07,026
Loser? But I thought
Marge's dad liked me.
299
00:13:07,028 --> 00:13:08,936
He was always warning me about
300
00:13:08,938 --> 00:13:10,955
doors hitting my
butt on the way out.
301
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,107
How dare he emasculate
me from beyond the grave?
302
00:13:13,109 --> 00:13:16,795
Uh-huh. I told you
not to look at it.
303
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,630
Wait, how could I
remember that talk
304
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:21,299
between Marge and her dad
if I wasn't around to see it?
305
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,636
You can see stuff like that
'cause you're a ghost now.
306
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,471
You dead.
307
00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:29,456
(ghostlike): D'oh...!
308
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,384
I tried to tell you, and
you didn't want to hear me.
309
00:13:31,386 --> 00:13:35,204
You was eating your
feelings and carrying on.
310
00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:37,148
Goobie-Woo knows what's good.
311
00:13:38,226 --> 00:13:40,527
I'm gonna see this
in every dream now.
312
00:13:44,232 --> 00:13:46,566
Oh, my God, I'm in heaven now.
313
00:13:46,568 --> 00:13:49,052
It's so huge, so majestic.
314
00:13:49,054 --> 00:13:50,662
So red.
315
00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:55,149
Ooh, it's one of heaven's
goaty-footed angels.
316
00:13:55,151 --> 00:13:56,650
And look at that giant fork.
317
00:13:56,652 --> 00:14:00,654
Probably for eating
delicious, heavenly s'mores.
318
00:14:00,656 --> 00:14:02,231
Think again, pally.
319
00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:03,842
- (flesh sizzles)
- Ow!
320
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,492
Wait a second, I'm
in hell? But why?
321
00:14:05,494 --> 00:14:08,329
Because you committed
the deadly sin of wrath
322
00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:10,664
against your father-in-law.
323
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:14,168
So what? Everybody
hates everybody these days.
324
00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:16,262
Plus the rest of the
seven deadly sins
325
00:14:16,264 --> 00:14:19,357
all in the last half
second of your life.
326
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,442
♪
327
00:14:33,098 --> 00:14:35,114
Whoo-hoo! I hit for the cycle!
328
00:14:35,116 --> 00:14:37,191
Okay, so this is
where you check in
329
00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:39,526
for your eternal punishments.
330
00:14:39,528 --> 00:14:40,027
Who are they?
331
00:14:40,029 --> 00:14:42,622
(lively chatter)
332
00:14:42,624 --> 00:14:45,608
That's our exchange
program we have with heaven.
333
00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:47,777
We send them people
condemned for sins
334
00:14:47,779 --> 00:14:48,961
that aren't sins anymore.
335
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,464
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
All aboard for those damned
336
00:14:51,466 --> 00:14:56,135
for being gay between 5000
BC and like ten years ago.
337
00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:57,303
- It's about damn time.
- (all cheer)
338
00:14:57,305 --> 00:14:59,213
Make way for Miss Thing!
339
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,883
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Now
arriving, former residents of heaven
340
00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:06,295
who are now considered
bad by today's standards.
341
00:15:06,297 --> 00:15:08,055
Wherefore art I in hell?
342
00:15:08,057 --> 00:15:09,465
I gave the world Othello.
343
00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:12,559
Yeah, and performed
it in blackface.
344
00:15:12,561 --> 00:15:14,078
Get outta here.
345
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,304
(fierce growling)
346
00:15:15,306 --> 00:15:17,731
I didn't even actually
write the plays!
347
00:15:17,733 --> 00:15:21,144
Okay, Mr. Simpson, looks
like your punishment is
348
00:15:21,146 --> 00:15:22,495
to be boiled alive
for all eternity
349
00:15:22,497 --> 00:15:24,664
- in a lake of blood.
- All right.
350
00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:25,924
Just wait over there.
351
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,426
Oh, there's a line?
352
00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:32,096
Hey, do you mind
if I go ahead of you?
353
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,140
Yeah, in fact, I do mind.
354
00:15:37,328 --> 00:15:40,730
Oh, for... Oh... (groaning)
355
00:15:43,259 --> 00:15:44,609
Fine, take this buzzer.
356
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,202
When we're ready for
you, it'll electrocute you
357
00:15:46,204 --> 00:15:47,946
and set your torso aflame!
358
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,865
I know how buzzers work.
359
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:54,010
(people screaming, crying out)
360
00:15:54,012 --> 00:15:57,196
Ooh, poker.
361
00:15:57,198 --> 00:15:59,606
Oh, boy, I got-a the best hand.
362
00:15:59,608 --> 00:16:01,017
I'm-a gonna win.
363
00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:02,018
Ha! Nice bluff, Benito.
364
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:04,796
(laughter)
365
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:08,633
Marge's dead dad!
366
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,377
(grunting)
367
00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:13,362
You thought I wasn't
worthy of Marge.
368
00:16:13,364 --> 00:16:15,198
I'll kill you and send
you to super-hell!
369
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,975
Hey, hey, behave yourself.
370
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,702
We have standards here.
371
00:16:19,704 --> 00:16:21,220
Shut up, Tom Selleck!
372
00:16:21,222 --> 00:16:23,314
What Marge's dad did
to me was super-sucky.
373
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,375
It's probably the reason
he ended up here.
374
00:16:26,377 --> 00:16:28,060
Actually, he ended up
here thanks to an unrelated
375
00:16:28,062 --> 00:16:30,304
check forging scheme.
376
00:16:30,306 --> 00:16:33,324
Checks. Remember
them? (chuckles)
377
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,184
Oh, crazy.
378
00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:37,144
Homer, uh, let's you
and me take a walk.
379
00:16:37,146 --> 00:16:40,239
Walking? Oh,
this really is hell.
380
00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:42,583
- I want to show you something.
- (man groaning)
381
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,579
Wow, another screen?
382
00:16:46,581 --> 00:16:50,249
Yeah, this is hell.
Screens everywhere.
383
00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:53,511
Mom, Dad, I'd like
you to meet Mercer.
384
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,162
He designs board games.
385
00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:57,256
Oh, like Parker Brothers?
386
00:16:57,258 --> 00:17:00,259
(laughs) Yeah, like
Parker Brothers. No.
387
00:17:00,261 --> 00:17:03,354
You actually play that
mainstream corporate garbage?
388
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,098
You're so lucky to
be meeting me today.
389
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,175
Seriously, I am
so jealous of you.
390
00:17:08,177 --> 00:17:09,418
Check this out.
391
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:12,196
My new game is
gonna be a huge hit.
392
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,424
It combines the
Stratego-ness of Stratego,
393
00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:18,611
the implicit sexual
tension of Twister,
394
00:17:18,613 --> 00:17:21,873
and the hard-driving
whimsy of Tic-Tac-Toe.
395
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,100
It's called Side-gammon.
396
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:27,128
Who's up for a game? Huh?
397
00:17:28,439 --> 00:17:30,030
Oh, come on!
398
00:17:30,032 --> 00:17:31,440
It's super complicated!
399
00:17:31,442 --> 00:17:33,367
You'll be out
before you know it,
400
00:17:33,369 --> 00:17:35,444
and you'll be humiliated!
401
00:17:35,446 --> 00:17:37,889
(growls angrily) Excuse me,
I have to go yell something
402
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,283
into your washer-dryer.
403
00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:43,227
He really is brilliant,
and he has a good heart.
404
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,711
- I'm going to marry him.
- (door closes)
405
00:17:44,713 --> 00:17:46,972
MERCER (in other room):
I'm the Mozart of board games
406
00:17:46,974 --> 00:17:48,124
and novelties!
407
00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:51,460
Why, that guy's a total loser.
408
00:17:51,462 --> 00:17:53,479
I don't want him to marry Lisa.
409
00:17:53,481 --> 00:17:56,390
Wait, I was never
as bad as him, was I?
410
00:17:56,392 --> 00:17:59,468
(chuckles) Actually,
there was a time
411
00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:01,137
when I would have
preferred that guy to you.
412
00:18:01,139 --> 00:18:02,488
Plus, you know what?
413
00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:04,307
We got an advance
copy of Side-gammon,
414
00:18:04,309 --> 00:18:06,584
- and it's not bad.
- Oh, my God.
415
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,312
I'm starting to see things
from another point of view.
416
00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:10,496
Your point of view.
417
00:18:10,498 --> 00:18:12,498
I didn't even know
other people had those.
418
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,425
You were just
worried about Marge,
419
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,094
the way I'd be
worried about Lisa.
420
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:19,079
No matter how old
and dead we get,
421
00:18:19,081 --> 00:18:22,158
we just want to make
sure our little girls are okay.
422
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,660
- (buzzer buzzing)
- D'oh!
423
00:18:24,662 --> 00:18:27,087
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Homer Simpson, we are now ready
424
00:18:27,089 --> 00:18:29,256
to boil you for eternity
in a lake of blood.
425
00:18:29,258 --> 00:18:33,111
Wow, suddenly that
doesn't sound so good.
426
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,446
(angelic choir sings)
427
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,948
Eh, you just had
an epiphany, pally,
428
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,524
which means you get
to go back to your life.
429
00:18:38,526 --> 00:18:42,936
It's a dumb rule, but we need
a two-thirds vote to change it.
430
00:18:42,938 --> 00:18:44,455
Which is also a dumb rule.
431
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,682
What can I say?
Hell ain't perfect.
432
00:18:46,684 --> 00:18:48,701
Homer, you're getting
another chance.
433
00:18:48,703 --> 00:18:52,279
Now, get the hell out of hell
and go back to my daughter.
434
00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:55,691
You heard the man.
Let's get your ass home.
435
00:18:55,693 --> 00:18:56,693
(angelic choir sings)
436
00:18:58,504 --> 00:18:59,971
BOTH: Ow!
437
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,598
- Damn, that hurt.
- (groans)
438
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:07,461
You died and went to hell.
439
00:19:07,463 --> 00:19:08,871
Ralph knows.
440
00:19:08,873 --> 00:19:10,481
Whee!
441
00:19:12,226 --> 00:19:13,317
Thank you, Goobie-Woo.
442
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,969
I learned more
tumbling through the air
443
00:19:15,971 --> 00:19:18,881
than I ever did
tumbling through my life.
444
00:19:18,883 --> 00:19:20,992
- (tires screech)
- (siren whoops)
445
00:19:24,055 --> 00:19:25,997
- (gasps) Dad!
- Homer!
446
00:19:27,742 --> 00:19:30,075
Goobie-Woo. (giggles)
447
00:19:30,077 --> 00:19:32,819
Oh, Homie, thank
God you're okay.
448
00:19:32,821 --> 00:19:34,714
(Homer groaning)
449
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,327
Homer, I have to ask you,
450
00:19:40,329 --> 00:19:43,723
why did you send
me that angry text?
451
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,243
It doesn't matter.
452
00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:49,245
I have since set
aside my own ego
453
00:19:49,247 --> 00:19:51,580
and learned to savor
my many blessings.
454
00:19:51,582 --> 00:19:55,193
And you, my darling, are
foremost amongst them.
455
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:58,103
I don't understand
a thing he's saying.
456
00:19:58,105 --> 00:20:00,531
(shouting gibberish)
457
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,777
He seems to be in a lot of pain.
458
00:20:04,779 --> 00:20:06,278
Can't you give him something?
459
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,430
Absolutely not.
460
00:20:07,432 --> 00:20:08,597
No can do till we
get to the hospital.
461
00:20:08,599 --> 00:20:11,784
(groaning)
462
00:20:11,786 --> 00:20:13,127
(Marge sighs)
463
00:20:16,457 --> 00:20:18,382
(sighs): Ah.
464
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,636
I guess I can go another
month without a new purse.
465
00:20:23,038 --> 00:20:25,798
♪ That's the end, bitch ♪
466
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,892
♪ That's the end, bitch ♪
467
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:28,893
♪ That's the end. ♪
468
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,454
That's the end. (laughs)
469
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,725
You see, I'm a projection
of your psyche,
470
00:20:44,727 --> 00:20:46,226
and you're in the middle of
471
00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:49,229
- a very traumatic life event.
- LISA: And cut.
472
00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:50,748
Now we should move on
to the part
473
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,566
where your character slaps Dad.
474
00:20:52,568 --> 00:20:53,900
Wait a minute,
isn't that just a sound effect?
475
00:20:53,902 --> 00:20:57,646
No, it's got to be real.
Right, Lizzo?
476
00:20:57,648 --> 00:21:01,908
Uh, seems a bit excessive to me,
but, hey, pshh, you're the kid.
477
00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:03,928
You know what?
If you're uncomfortable,
478
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,171
- you don't have to do it.
- (Homer sighs)
479
00:21:06,173 --> 00:21:08,582
I could do it for you.
And action!
480
00:21:08,584 --> 00:21:11,269
- (grunts)
- Maybe a few more for safety?
481
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,495
(Homer grunting)
482
00:21:12,497 --> 00:21:15,422
Whose safety? (grunts)
I don't feel safe!
483
00:21:15,424 --> 00:21:18,167
- (rhythmic slapping)
- Ow. Ow.
484
00:21:18,169 --> 00:21:19,518
Why, you little...
485
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:20,669
- This beat is fire.
- (Homer continues grunting)
486
00:21:20,671 --> 00:21:23,839
Yo, Lisa, how 'bout
I get Sasha Flute,
487
00:21:23,841 --> 00:21:25,841
you get your saxamaphone,
488
00:21:25,843 --> 00:21:27,843
and we, uh, jam?
489
00:21:27,845 --> 00:21:29,528
I'd love to.
490
00:21:29,530 --> 00:21:31,847
- (playing Simpsons theme)
- Ow. Ow.
491
00:21:31,849 --> 00:21:34,500
Ow. Stop that.
492
00:21:35,853 --> 00:21:37,778
Ow. Ow.
493
00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:41,507
Ow. Ow. Ow.
494
00:21:43,027 --> 00:21:44,860
Why, you little...
495
00:21:44,862 --> 00:21:46,862
Ow.
496
00:21:46,864 --> 00:21:48,264
(music ends)
497
00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:50,291
Shh!
498
00:21:50,315 --> 00:21:52,315
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