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And it's because of you, our teachers,
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that everyone of this recreation, classes in this catalog,
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Shines like a jewel
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In pawnee's beautiful crown.
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[light applause]
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Unfortunately,
due to budget constraints,
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This year
we will have to remove
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Five jewels from that crown.
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- Excuse me?
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Are you cutting our classes?
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- Yeah.
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The city, um, took away $1,000
from our budget.
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So I'm very sorry.
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- How will you decide
which classeto cut?
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- By attendance.
And student evaluations.
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So just make sure your students
leave with a smile.
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- My class is called
"coping with terminal illness."
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- Hopefully,
your attendance is good.
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Actually, no.
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Hopefully, it's bad.
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Nobody's more upset about this
than me.
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I've been taking
these rec center classes
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Since I was in high school.
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It's where I learned
hair braiding
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And how to make biscuits,
french kissing.
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The french kissing was just
from a boy in my biscuits class,
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But either way,
lesson learned.
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[triumphant music]
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- I wanna go.
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- We have to get tickets
in February
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To go to rio de janeiro,
leslie knope.
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- Okay.
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I am on a date with justin
in indianapolis.
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We've only been out
a few times,
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But every one of them
has been amazing.
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- Cheers.
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- Last time, we had
a private tour and cocktails
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At the indianapolis aquarium.
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That fish over there
kind of reminds me of my mom.
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- Why?
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- It's...
Just being really withholding.
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Justin is definitely
the most interesting guy
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I've ever dated.
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- All I did
was a little paperwork.
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- Hmm. He's being modest.
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It is thanks to him my family
remains in this country.
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And it was all pro bono.
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- Oh, justin.
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- You have got to try this.
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- Oh, that's really good.
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- Isn't it great?
- Mm-hmm.
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- It's camel stomach.
- Is it?
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- I'm teasing, I'm teasing.
It's chicken.
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[chuckling]
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- Would you like to try
the camel stomach?
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- No.
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[laughing]
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- Oh, this is me.
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- So when am I gonna
see you again?
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Oh, you know what?
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I'm gonna be near pawnee
on Tuesday.
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- Excellent, yeah.
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I'll plan something
exciting.
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- Mm.
- In fact...
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Our date in pawnee
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Is gonna blow indianapolis
out of the water.
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- All right.
I'm gonna hold you to that.
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- Good, you better.
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- I will.
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- I've racked my brain
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And I can't come up with
one exciting idea.
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I mean, he once ate
fried cockatoo
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With a member of
the thai royal family.
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- Well,
maybe just have him over
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And cook him some chicken
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And tell him
it's pawnee cockatoo.
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- A dinner party.
That's genius.
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I'll invite all my most
interesting friends over,
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We'll have this big
rambling party--
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- No, I actually meant more of,
like, a one-on-one thing.
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- I know what you meant,
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But I took your idea
and made it better.
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It's called a think tank,
ann.
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- What is?
- Our lunches.
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Our lunches are like
think thanks.
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Okay, I want you to come over
to my house at 2:00
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And help me get ready.
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Oh, and make sure
that mark is coming.
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Oh, so much work to do.
You're my best friend.
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Now get out of here!
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- How many courses
will there be?
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- Three.
- Mm.
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- Four.
- Mm...
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- Not including dessert.
- So five courses.
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- Yes. Now it will be
five courses.
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- If I wanted to bring
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A large number
of deviled eggs
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But I didn't want to share them
with anyone else,
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Can you guarantee
fridge space?
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- Just be there at 8:00.
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Oh, hey, tom.
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I'm having an a-list
dinner party for justin
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And you,
out of all my friends,
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Come from the most distant
and exotic land.
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- South carolina?
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- [laughs]
save it for the party.
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Can you make it?
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- For justin,
are you kidding? I'm there.
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Just don't invite
any boring people like jerry.
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- What are you guys
talking about?
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- Nothing.
- Don't worry about it.
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- What?
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- [humming]
[approaching footsteps]
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- Leslie, hey.
- Hi.
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- Check it out.
Just practicing.
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- Isn't that polish
gonna get on people's butts
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When they sit down?
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- [scoffs]
no.
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- Okay, listen.
I'm having a party.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- And, um, I thought maybe
you could help me with serving
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And taking people's coats.
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I'd pay you, like,
ten bucks an hour.
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- My guardian angel,
I would love to.
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Who's gonna be there?
- Really fun people.
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Ron, tom, mark and ann.
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- [clears throat]
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That's great.
What's the occasion?
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- Justin's coming to town.
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- Hah...
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Hey, it's me justin.
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Take my coat,
but please be careful.
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I got it from
the king of africa
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When we were walking on the--
the berlin wall together.
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Really, justin.
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What instruments
do you play?
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Actually--
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Actually,
he's a pretty sick keyboardist.
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Oh, great, I'm good to go.
That sounds great.
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- Great.
- I'll see you there.
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- All right.
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- Afternoon, andy.
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- [laughs nervously]
hi, hi, kyle.
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You know, right before
you sat down,
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I noticed, did you have
some kind of stain on your ass
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Or something,
what was that?
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- What?
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- Oh, no, no, no.
You're good.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Hey, ann.
- Hey.
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- Welcome to my house
for the very first time.
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- I know, I can't believe
you've never had me over.
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- [laughs]
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- Now I can believe it.
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- I know, I know.
It's a little messy.
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But I have a system.
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So I just need you
to help me
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Put the finishing touches
on everything.
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- This newspaper's from
November 1986.
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- Oh, the first rumblings
of iran contra.
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Don't throw that out.
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- I think I need to call
child services
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And have leslie taken away
from herself.
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[groans]
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Leslie, don't take this
the wrong way,
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But your house is like
a crazy person's garage.
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What do you need
this birdhouse for?
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- Ah--
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- Can we get rid of it?
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- Ah--oh--
I might need it.
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- What about this one?
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- Well, if two birds
come along.
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- Leslie.
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- Andy's gonna come over soon.
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He can help us
with all this stuff.
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- Andy?
No. No, no, no.
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You need a team of professionals
to help.
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- I have an idea.
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Hi, is this maria portlesman
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From organize your lifewith maria portlesman?
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- April, come here!
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- What?
- Shake my hand.
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- Why?
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- I can't tell if
I've exfoliated too much.
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I don't wanna creep justin out.
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I want him to respect
my handshake.
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- Why do you care about him?
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- Justin is hip.
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Pawnee is the opposite
of hip.
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People in this town
are just now
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Getting into nirvana.
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I don't have the heart
to tell them
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What's going to happen
to kurt cobain in 1994.
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Hey, justin.
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- Ew.
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It's like touching
raw chicken.
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- Damn it.
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Gonna have to re-foliate 'em.
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- Um, I'll need some help
moving the boxes,
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But it's doable.
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- Oh, thank god.
How much do I owe you?
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- Oh, please.
No charge.
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I just appreciate
the chance to demonstrate
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How valuable my class is
to the rec center.
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And I hope you'll
keep that in mind.
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- Oh, no, no.
I insist on paying.
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- Oh, no, no.
I insist on demonstrating.
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- This is not going to affect
my decision at all.
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- Oh, of course not.
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- Stop winking.
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- Hey, leslie,
I forgot to ask you.
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What are you cooking?
- Five courses.
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- Of what?
- Huh?
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- Of what?
- Oh, god.
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[chopping vegetables]
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So how's it looking?
It smells great.
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- Okay, the appetizers
are almost ready.
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And I think that they are
a very good sampling
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Of what
my level one class does.
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Which I hope
you'll keep in mind
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When you're making
your decisions.
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- Tania, like I said
over the phone--
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- I know.
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It won't influence
your decision.
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It's just that learning
to cook
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Is very important
in this day and age.
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- Is it?
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- Hey, andy.
- Hey.
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- Are you gonna be all right
tonight?
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- What?
'cause of mark and justin?
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They are just guests at
a really awesome dinner party
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And I will treat them
as such.
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- That sounds
very professional.
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- Thank you.
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I promise I will not
spit in anyone's food,
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Unless they should request
that I do.
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- Good.
- Did I do this right?
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- I don't know.
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh, hey, mark.
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Welcome to my humble abode.
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- Well, thank you.
Wha--oh.
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This is way cleaner
than the last time I was here.
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- You've been here?
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Right.
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- When was mark here before?
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- Oh. Sex.
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- I can't wait
to talk to justin again.
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Last time he told me about
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How he snorkeled
with whale sharks in madagascar.
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That was after I told him
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That I sometimes go swimming
at the "y."
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- Oh, thank you, son.
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Leslie knope.
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I believe you've arranged
accommodations for these.
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- Yes, I have.
257
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- Uh, hey, ron swanson,
you didn't happen to hear about
258
00:08:54,695 --> 00:08:56,694
The incident with mayor
gunderson's dog, did you?
259
00:08:56,762 --> 00:08:58,162
- Oh, my god,
it was a blood bath.
260
00:08:58,229 --> 00:08:59,395
- No, no, no.
No talking.
261
00:08:59,462 --> 00:09:01,830
Everybody stop talking...
Until justin gets here.
262
00:09:01,898 --> 00:09:04,532
Don't use up your stories.
263
00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:05,867
- Well, I think somebody
from animal services
264
00:09:05,935 --> 00:09:07,035
Is gonna get canned.
265
00:09:07,103 --> 00:09:08,503
- Oh, my god,
what part of not talking
266
00:09:08,571 --> 00:09:10,905
Do you not understand?
267
00:09:10,973 --> 00:09:13,475
Please have a good time
and shut your mouth.
268
00:09:13,542 --> 00:09:14,943
I just want this dinner party
to go well.
269
00:09:15,010 --> 00:09:17,411
There are very few things
I've asked for in this world:
270
00:09:17,479 --> 00:09:19,446
To build a new park
from scratch,
271
00:09:19,513 --> 00:09:20,880
To eventually
become president,
272
00:09:20,948 --> 00:09:23,082
And to one day
solve a murder on a train.
273
00:09:23,149 --> 00:09:26,150
I think it's fair
to add this to the list.
274
00:09:26,218 --> 00:09:27,417
[overlapping conversations]
275
00:09:27,485 --> 00:09:28,752
[doorbell rings]
276
00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:30,587
- Guys, justin's here.
That's justin.
277
00:09:30,655 --> 00:09:32,689
Everybody.
Start talking.
278
00:09:32,757 --> 00:09:34,324
[silence]
279
00:09:34,391 --> 00:09:36,792
Wow...
280
00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:40,395
Oh...
281
00:09:40,463 --> 00:09:41,996
Hey.
- Hey.
282
00:09:42,064 --> 00:09:43,398
- Hey.
- Sorry I'm a little bit late.
283
00:09:43,465 --> 00:09:44,465
- Oh, that's okay.
284
00:09:44,533 --> 00:09:46,533
Welcome to
my very interesting party.
285
00:09:46,601 --> 00:09:47,701
- Andy dwyer.
286
00:09:47,769 --> 00:09:49,802
Can't wait to catch up
with this guy.
287
00:09:49,870 --> 00:09:52,037
- All right, justin,
may I take your coat, sir?
288
00:09:52,105 --> 00:09:55,006
- Why, yeah. Thank you.
289
00:09:55,074 --> 00:09:56,408
Can't wait.
290
00:09:56,476 --> 00:09:58,343
I finally get to hang out
with all your friends tonight.
291
00:09:58,411 --> 00:09:59,377
- I know, it's gonna be
super fun.
292
00:09:59,445 --> 00:10:00,545
It's gonna be a blast.
293
00:10:00,612 --> 00:10:01,979
Really, really, really,
just, like, the best
294
00:10:02,047 --> 00:10:03,114
And most exciting night
of your life.
295
00:10:03,181 --> 00:10:06,050
I cannot overhype it enough.
296
00:10:06,118 --> 00:10:07,885
- All right,
let's get started.
297
00:10:07,953 --> 00:10:09,920
- What's up, j?
- How are you doing, man?
298
00:10:09,988 --> 00:10:12,056
How are you? Justin.
- I have the swine flu.
299
00:10:12,123 --> 00:10:15,030
- Oh, I'm sorry--
- no, she doesn't.
300
00:10:15,097 --> 00:10:16,597
- [knocking on door]
yo.
301
00:10:16,665 --> 00:10:17,732
- Yo.
302
00:10:17,799 --> 00:10:19,534
- Is that justin's coat?
303
00:10:19,602 --> 00:10:21,669
- Oh, yeah.
Isn't it awesome?
304
00:10:21,737 --> 00:10:23,104
He got it in cambodia
305
00:10:23,172 --> 00:10:25,806
When he was hiking
mount everest.
306
00:10:25,874 --> 00:10:26,974
- Let's put chewed up gum
in his pockets.
307
00:10:27,042 --> 00:10:28,309
- That's genius.
But I can't.
308
00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:30,011
Leslie's being super cool
to me.
309
00:10:30,078 --> 00:10:32,345
I can't screw over
her boyfriend's jacket.
310
00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:34,247
- I'll do it when
you're not in the room then.
311
00:10:34,315 --> 00:10:39,151
- That would be terrible.
312
00:10:39,219 --> 00:10:41,720
I'm being sarcastic.
That would be awesome.
313
00:10:41,788 --> 00:10:44,389
- God, india is so amazing.
Let me tell you something.
314
00:10:44,457 --> 00:10:46,392
That is my absolute
favorite place to travel.
315
00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:47,726
Where did you say
your parents were from?
316
00:10:47,794 --> 00:10:50,295
- Um, the south part.
317
00:10:50,363 --> 00:10:53,164
- Oh, the southern part's always
the best part of anything.
318
00:10:53,232 --> 00:10:54,898
- Have you ever been
to the kanmian mosque,
319
00:10:54,966 --> 00:10:56,267
Down in tamil nadu?
320
00:10:56,335 --> 00:10:57,435
- Are you kiddin
321
00:10:57,503 --> 00:10:59,036
My uncle practically
runs the place.
322
00:10:59,104 --> 00:11:00,604
I've prayed there.
It's sick.
323
00:11:00,672 --> 00:11:02,239
- Tell me everything,
right now.
324
00:11:02,306 --> 00:11:05,141
- One sec,
I just gotta hit the loo,
325
00:11:05,209 --> 00:11:07,443
As those bastard
british imperialists would say.
326
00:11:07,510 --> 00:11:09,578
[laughter]
327
00:11:09,646 --> 00:11:12,952
Last time I was in india,
I was eight years old.
328
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,022
And I stayed inside the whole
time playing video games.
329
00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:17,625
I gotta bone up.
330
00:11:17,692 --> 00:11:20,525
Fourth largest coal reserves
in the wld.
331
00:11:20,593 --> 00:11:23,025
- This is the best
old fashioned I have ever had.
332
00:11:23,093 --> 00:11:24,424
Where did you find
this bartender?
333
00:11:24,492 --> 00:11:27,025
- Oh, ah, I think,
I don't know.
334
00:11:27,093 --> 00:11:28,959
Like maybe the yellow pages?
335
00:11:29,027 --> 00:11:31,261
- There's no way
that you're paying him enough.
336
00:11:31,329 --> 00:11:33,463
- Well, if you want, I could
teach you the secret to great--
337
00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:35,597
- Shh!
338
00:11:35,665 --> 00:11:37,566
- Leslie.
- Ann, get over here.
339
00:11:37,633 --> 00:11:39,801
- I'm here, already.
- Good.
340
00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:41,769
Okay, do you think
this party's going well?
341
00:11:41,837 --> 00:11:43,470
I mean, can you see justin?
Is he having fun?
342
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:48,110
- Justin is over there
talking to mark happily.
343
00:11:48,178 --> 00:11:50,112
- Okay, good.
Yeah, good.
344
00:11:50,180 --> 00:11:53,080
I'm just gonna casually
make my--
345
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:56,049
- So my face is literally
on fire,
346
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,750
But it's
this weird chemical
347
00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:00,252
So no one can see
the flames.
348
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,387
Um, I'm dancing around,
freaking out.
349
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,356
I end up having to dunk
my face
350
00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:05,657
Into a bucket of sand.
351
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,325
- Unreal.
- Unreal?
352
00:12:07,392 --> 00:12:08,926
- Oh, my god.
That is unbelievable.
353
00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:10,094
- Oh, my god, that's--
isn't it, ann?
354
00:12:10,161 --> 00:12:11,528
Unbelievable.
355
00:12:11,595 --> 00:12:12,695
- It didn't happen to me.
356
00:12:12,762 --> 00:12:15,096
It was a kid I knew
from camp.
357
00:12:15,164 --> 00:12:18,065
But a great story
is a great story.
358
00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:19,233
Well, plus the kid
can't tell it.
359
00:12:19,301 --> 00:12:21,268
His mouth melted.
360
00:12:21,336 --> 00:12:22,836
[overlapping conversation]
361
00:12:22,904 --> 00:12:24,771
- Dinner is served.
362
00:12:24,839 --> 00:12:28,407
- Oh. Excellent.
363
00:12:30,143 --> 00:12:31,676
- Hi. Oh.
364
00:12:31,744 --> 00:12:35,412
I'm sorry, are we late?
365
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,480
- What the hell are you doing?
366
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:40,216
How could you invite wendy
when ron's here?
367
00:12:40,284 --> 00:12:41,284
He's gonna wrap her up
in his moustache
368
00:12:41,351 --> 00:12:42,552
And take her home.
369
00:12:42,619 --> 00:12:43,619
- We agreed that
we should invite
370
00:12:43,687 --> 00:12:44,787
Interesting people
for justin,
371
00:12:44,855 --> 00:12:46,288
And wendy is
an interesting person.
372
00:12:46,356 --> 00:12:47,390
And I've been telling you
for weeks
373
00:12:47,457 --> 00:12:48,491
That you should tell her
how you feel.
374
00:12:48,558 --> 00:12:49,592
Now's your chance.
375
00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:50,893
- Oh, yeah,
that makes sense.
376
00:12:50,961 --> 00:12:52,062
No, it doesn't!
377
00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:55,867
Not cool. At all!
378
00:12:55,935 --> 00:12:57,436
- He'll get over it.
379
00:12:57,504 --> 00:12:58,904
- No, I won't!
380
00:12:58,972 --> 00:13:02,907
- The first course
is a mexican bean soup.
381
00:13:02,975 --> 00:13:05,575
- Ooh. Dios mio.
382
00:13:05,643 --> 00:13:07,810
- Are these peppers
for consuming?
383
00:13:07,877 --> 00:13:09,478
- Uh, I wouldn't.
They're very hot.
384
00:13:09,545 --> 00:13:12,813
- I'm gonna give it a try.
385
00:13:12,881 --> 00:13:15,182
Mm. Hot.
386
00:13:15,249 --> 00:13:17,316
- You're very brave.
387
00:13:17,384 --> 00:13:19,217
- Please. That was one of
the tiny ones.
388
00:13:19,285 --> 00:13:21,186
â?this is how you eat it â?
389
00:15:40,555 --> 00:15:43,824
- Don't do that, tom.
390
00:13:24,589 --> 00:13:27,224
- Mm. [bleep]!
391
00:13:30,528 --> 00:13:32,795
- Uh, um, uh--
392
00:13:32,863 --> 00:13:34,330
This is something.
393
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,564
Justin, derek and ben
are gay.
394
00:13:35,632 --> 00:13:37,832
But often on occasion,
395
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,735
April will have relations
with derek.
396
00:13:40,802 --> 00:13:43,203
Right? Crazy stuff.
Discuss that.
397
00:13:43,271 --> 00:13:45,605
- There's not much more
to discuss.
398
00:13:45,673 --> 00:13:46,839
You kind of explained it all.
399
00:13:46,907 --> 00:13:49,141
- [sighs]
400
00:13:49,209 --> 00:13:52,010
Who else is gay?
401
00:13:52,078 --> 00:13:53,979
Tom, I need your help.
There was a lull.
402
00:13:54,046 --> 00:13:55,680
I saw justin yawn.
403
00:13:55,748 --> 00:13:57,148
Please tell me that yawning
is a sign of excement
404
00:13:57,215 --> 00:13:58,515
In india or something.
405
00:13:58,583 --> 00:13:59,683
Tom, focus.
- Ah!
406
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,384
- God, you're no help.
407
00:14:01,452 --> 00:14:03,519
Yes, just to be clear,
um,
408
00:14:03,587 --> 00:14:04,987
This will in no way
influence me.
409
00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:06,289
It won't affect my decision
410
00:14:06,356 --> 00:14:08,257
And it has no bearing
on the future of your class.
411
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,592
- Hey, little buddy.
412
00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:12,194
Everything okay?
413
00:14:12,262 --> 00:14:13,595
That took a long time.
414
00:14:13,663 --> 00:14:16,164
- Mm, poor tommy.
He has a very frail colon.
415
00:14:16,232 --> 00:14:18,933
- I feel your pain,
brother.
416
00:14:19,001 --> 00:14:20,233
Hottest thing I ever put
into my mouth
417
00:14:20,301 --> 00:14:21,901
Was in this remote village
in southern brazil.
418
00:14:21,969 --> 00:14:23,036
- Ooh, this sounds good.
- Yeah.
419
00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:25,738
They take a little bit
of scorpion poison
420
00:14:25,805 --> 00:14:27,773
And they serve it to you--
[doorbell rings]
421
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,107
- I wonder who that is.
- Oh.
422
00:14:29,175 --> 00:14:31,076
- Who could that be?
- More people.
423
00:14:31,143 --> 00:14:33,845
- A belly dancer?
424
00:14:33,913 --> 00:14:35,547
[laughs]
what?
425
00:14:35,614 --> 00:14:38,349
It's weird, but, uh,
426
00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:40,517
She just showed up.
427
00:14:40,585 --> 00:14:42,484
I mean,
I'm not the kind of person
428
00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:45,053
That's gonna throw
someone out or, you know,
429
00:14:45,121 --> 00:14:49,056
Not let them in
if they randomly show up.
430
00:14:49,124 --> 00:14:52,725
I--I don't know how
they all got here.
431
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:54,960
You know, people hear about
a killer party
432
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,962
At knope's house,
they all come a-runnin'.
433
00:15:01,898 --> 00:15:03,431
- You don't do origami
every day, do you?
434
00:15:03,499 --> 00:15:04,732
- They brought in
a little entertainment,
435
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,233
Thank god.
436
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,401
'cause that justin
is so boring.
437
00:15:08,468 --> 00:15:11,137
- What are you talking about?
He's incredible.
438
00:15:11,205 --> 00:15:13,339
- Yeah, he's not gay,
but if he were,
439
00:15:13,407 --> 00:15:14,907
I would totally break up
with ben for him.
440
00:15:14,974 --> 00:15:16,842
- Yeah, I would understand.
441
00:15:16,909 --> 00:15:18,176
He's amazing, right, April?
442
00:15:18,244 --> 00:15:20,111
- Right, April?
Don't we love him?
443
00:15:20,179 --> 00:15:21,879
[chuckles]
444
00:15:21,947 --> 00:15:26,950
- Yeah, he's actually
kind of awesome.
445
00:15:27,018 --> 00:15:28,719
- You're underage.
446
00:15:28,787 --> 00:15:30,053
I could lose my liquor license,
I'm sorry.
447
00:15:30,121 --> 00:15:31,221
- Andy.
448
00:15:31,288 --> 00:15:33,222
- Hey, are you having fun?
449
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:36,490
- All I can say is this is
not what I was expecting.
450
00:15:36,558 --> 00:15:37,857
[bell rings]
451
00:15:37,924 --> 00:15:40,292
I cannot believe there's more.
- There's not.
452
00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:44,561
- Miss knope.
453
00:15:44,629 --> 00:15:46,396
I understand that
you're currently evaluating
454
00:15:46,464 --> 00:15:47,564
The rec center teachers.
455
00:15:47,632 --> 00:15:50,067
- You're doing what, leslie?
456
00:15:50,135 --> 00:15:52,703
- I demand an evaluation.
457
00:15:52,771 --> 00:15:54,970
- Okay.
What course do you teach?
458
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,739
- When it comes to choosing
accounting software,
459
00:15:57,807 --> 00:16:00,142
There's no accounting
for taste.
460
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,376
[chuckles]
461
00:16:01,444 --> 00:16:02,944
- [laughing]
462
00:16:03,012 --> 00:16:05,213
- The advantage
of quickbooks pro is that
463
00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:07,482
It's easy to assemble
a list of vendors--
464
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,950
- Well, this is great.
465
00:16:10,017 --> 00:16:11,651
I'm heading home,
466
00:16:11,718 --> 00:16:14,386
So as not to have to be here
anymore.
467
00:16:14,454 --> 00:16:16,555
My office first thing
tomorrow.
468
00:16:16,623 --> 00:16:19,557
- Yeah, I think we're probably
gonna take off too.
469
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,759
- The--the demonstration
takes another 45 minutes.
470
00:16:21,827 --> 00:16:23,026
- Yeah, guys, please.
471
00:16:23,094 --> 00:16:25,227
Everybody,
can you just stay, okay?
472
00:16:25,295 --> 00:16:28,329
Justin, would you--
473
00:16:28,397 --> 00:16:29,997
Oh, my god.
474
00:16:31,606 --> 00:16:32,691
- I promise you, miss knope,
475
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,157
This disciplinary committee
476
00:16:34,225 --> 00:16:36,022
Will go over every detail
of what happened last night
477
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:37,956
And we will determine
whether you are guilty
478
00:16:38,024 --> 00:16:39,758
Of abusing your power.
479
00:16:39,826 --> 00:16:41,993
Do you have anything
to say before we begin?
480
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:45,598
- Just that
I'm looking forward
481
00:16:45,665 --> 00:16:47,201
To the truth coming out.
482
00:16:47,269 --> 00:16:49,670
- I would like to say
that leslie
483
00:16:49,738 --> 00:16:52,673
Is incapable of using people
for her own gain.
484
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:54,274
- Thank you, tom.
485
00:16:54,342 --> 00:16:55,741
- But I can't because
486
00:16:55,809 --> 00:16:57,943
Leslie loves using people
for her own gain.
487
00:16:58,011 --> 00:16:59,712
- If I may, phil,
488
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,881
I'd like to say something
to tom on the record.
489
00:17:01,949 --> 00:17:03,316
- This has all been
on the record.
490
00:17:03,383 --> 00:17:06,552
- I'm very sorry that
I invited wendy to the party.
491
00:17:06,619 --> 00:17:08,086
- Is wendy one of
the teachers?
492
00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:09,654
- No, she's my soon-to-be
ex-wife.
493
00:17:09,722 --> 00:17:12,490
- And hopefully
then-to-be future wife.
494
00:17:12,557 --> 00:17:14,157
Look, I'm really sorry.
495
00:17:14,225 --> 00:17:16,793
I put a new romance
in front of an old friendship.
496
00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:18,861
- Okay.
497
00:17:18,929 --> 00:17:20,530
- I put a beautiful man
498
00:17:20,597 --> 00:17:22,532
In front of
an adorable man child.
499
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,167
- You're ruining it.
500
00:17:24,235 --> 00:17:25,535
- I put a big white stallion
501
00:17:25,603 --> 00:17:27,470
In front of
a little brown pony.
502
00:17:27,537 --> 00:17:29,138
- Totally uncalled for.
503
00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:31,140
- Ron swanson will be next.
504
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,642
- When it comes
to government hearings,
505
00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:36,178
The only type of witness
I enjoy being
506
00:17:36,245 --> 00:17:37,845
Is a hostile one.
507
00:17:37,913 --> 00:17:39,947
That's why I intend
to answer
508
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:43,983
Every one of their questions
with a question.
509
00:17:44,051 --> 00:17:46,752
- Were you aware that all of
the entertainment and food
510
00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,420
Was provided by
rec center teachers?
511
00:17:48,488 --> 00:17:51,256
- Would I have stayed
if I knew that?
512
00:17:51,324 --> 00:17:52,390
- I don't know.
Would you have?
513
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:53,725
- Would you have?
514
00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:55,827
- No, I wouldn't have.
515
00:17:55,895 --> 00:17:58,797
Did you hear leslie
make any promises?
516
00:17:58,864 --> 00:18:00,598
- What constitutes
a promise?
517
00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:02,031
- A quid pro quo.
518
00:18:02,099 --> 00:18:04,031
- Oh. Do you know latin?
519
00:18:04,099 --> 00:18:06,698
- Okay. Thank you, ron.
520
00:18:06,766 --> 00:18:08,898
- Are we done?
521
00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:11,664
- Can I get a shine?
522
00:18:11,731 --> 00:18:15,097
- Oh, no, I'm sorry.
We're closed.
523
00:18:15,165 --> 00:18:16,731
Due to betrayment.
524
00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:18,467
- Well, I'm sorry.
525
00:18:18,535 --> 00:18:19,836
But I don't know
what you're talking about.
526
00:18:19,903 --> 00:18:22,038
- Why don't you ask
your new best friend?
527
00:18:22,105 --> 00:18:26,041
Whose name is justin.
- Justin?
528
00:18:26,109 --> 00:18:27,242
- Yes.
529
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:29,010
- I would,
530
00:18:29,078 --> 00:18:32,680
But he's probably
too busy...
531
00:18:32,748 --> 00:18:37,118
Cleaning gum
out of his coat pockets.
532
00:18:38,254 --> 00:18:42,090
- Wow. Unbetrayed.
533
00:18:42,158 --> 00:18:44,059
- So you don't work
for the government,
534
00:18:44,126 --> 00:18:46,127
And you had no idea
that these people
535
00:18:46,195 --> 00:18:47,795
Were teachers from
the local rec center.
536
00:18:47,863 --> 00:18:49,263
- No.
537
00:18:49,331 --> 00:18:50,865
I was simply attending a dinner
party at my friend's house.
538
00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:53,067
- Why is he here, ms. Knope?
539
00:18:53,135 --> 00:18:54,869
- That will become clear.
540
00:18:54,936 --> 00:18:56,903
Mr. Anderson, could you please
describe that evening?
541
00:18:56,971 --> 00:18:59,537
- Well, I had
a very pleasant time.
542
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,835
And from my perspective,
there was no abuse of power
543
00:19:01,903 --> 00:19:04,735
With respect to ms. Knope
and any of her various guests.
544
00:19:04,803 --> 00:19:06,303
- Could you define pleasant?
545
00:19:06,371 --> 00:19:09,038
Did you have a good time?
Did you have a great time?
546
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,007
Be specific, and do you remember
that you're under oath?
547
00:19:11,075 --> 00:19:13,542
- Mm-hmm.
I had an amazing time.
548
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,444
- But you fell asleep.
549
00:19:15,512 --> 00:19:16,811
- Oh, god, I'm so sorry.
550
00:19:16,879 --> 00:19:18,613
No--look, I, uh,
you know,
551
00:19:18,681 --> 00:19:19,947
I'd been given a case
the night before.
552
00:19:20,015 --> 00:19:21,348
So I had to stay up
all night working on it.
553
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:22,849
I didn't want to cancel.
554
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:24,150
- You should have told me,
I would have rescheduled.
555
00:19:24,218 --> 00:19:25,718
- Are you kidding me?
I was looking forward to it.
556
00:19:25,786 --> 00:19:28,154
I had an awesome time.
557
00:19:28,222 --> 00:19:30,923
Which had nothing to do
with the rec center teachers.
558
00:19:30,990 --> 00:19:33,225
- No further questions.
559
00:19:33,293 --> 00:19:34,326
- Okay.
560
00:19:34,394 --> 00:19:35,728
We're going to take
a break,
561
00:19:35,796 --> 00:19:37,364
And we'll let you know
what we decide
562
00:19:37,432 --> 00:19:39,367
In about an hour.
563
00:19:39,435 --> 00:19:40,735
- Great.
564
00:19:40,803 --> 00:19:42,570
I will, uh, see you later.
565
00:19:42,638 --> 00:19:43,805
- I'm in the middle
of official business
566
00:19:43,873 --> 00:19:44,973
So I can't talk about it
right now.
567
00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,007
- Okay.
- But yes, yes, you will.
568
00:19:46,075 --> 00:19:47,475
- Great.
569
00:19:47,543 --> 00:19:51,611
- [clears throat]
570
00:19:51,678 --> 00:19:53,843
So did you get that?
He said "amazing" and "awesome."
571
00:19:53,911 --> 00:19:56,078
So I'm gonna drive up
and see him next weekend.
572
00:19:56,146 --> 00:19:58,147
There's some kabuki theater
festival happening.
573
00:19:58,215 --> 00:19:59,315
- Great.
574
00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:01,416
You're so relaxed.
575
00:20:01,484 --> 00:20:02,751
You're not freaking out
about this at all?
576
00:20:02,819 --> 00:20:04,186
- Okay, leslie.
577
00:20:04,253 --> 00:20:05,987
We've reached our decision.
578
00:20:06,055 --> 00:20:07,755
We're not going to take
579
00:20:07,823 --> 00:20:09,356
Any further action
at this time.
580
00:20:09,424 --> 00:20:11,159
- Thank you.
581
00:20:11,226 --> 00:20:13,294
- It really helped that you
asked for this hearing yourself
582
00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:15,396
And that you made
financial restitution
583
00:20:15,463 --> 00:20:16,763
Out of your own pocket.
584
00:20:16,831 --> 00:20:19,667
But I think we both know
you skirted a line here.
585
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:24,604
- You turned yourself in?
Why?
586
00:20:24,672 --> 00:20:27,307
- Well, I did something wrong
and I felt bad.
587
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:30,810
So this morning, I donated
$1,000 to the rec center
588
00:20:30,878 --> 00:20:33,379
So everybody could keep
teaching their classes.
589
00:20:33,447 --> 00:20:35,350
- Okay, so why did you
ask for the hearing?
590
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:36,551
- Are you kidding, ann?
591
00:20:36,619 --> 00:20:38,486
It's every girl's dream
to ask a dude
592
00:20:38,554 --> 00:20:41,722
How their date went
under penalty of perjury.
593
00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:42,856
I'm not proud of my actions,
594
00:20:42,924 --> 00:20:44,458
But the most important thing
is there is now
595
00:20:44,525 --> 00:20:45,892
An official government
document
596
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,561
That proves my dinner party
kicked ass.
597
00:20:52,516 --> 00:20:54,449
- Tommy hav.
- J-train.
598
00:20:54,517 --> 00:20:55,617
- What's up, buddy?
599
00:20:55,684 --> 00:20:59,252
This might be none of
my business, but...
600
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,988
You need to ask wendy out.
601
00:21:02,056 --> 00:21:04,123
For reals this time.
602
00:21:04,191 --> 00:21:05,724
- Did leslie tell you?
603
00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:08,327
- No. She didn't need to.
604
00:21:08,395 --> 00:21:09,728
I saw it.
605
00:21:09,796 --> 00:21:11,563
- I'm not gay,
606
00:21:11,631 --> 00:21:13,665
But you're the most incredible
man I've ever met.
607
00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:16,532
- That doesn't sound gay
at all.
608
00:21:16,599 --> 00:21:17,864
See you later.
609
00:21:17,932 --> 00:21:19,232
- Take care.
- Bye, brother.
610
00:21:19,299 --> 00:21:19,931
- You sure you don't wanna
come hang out for a minute?
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