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You're late
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I know but I had an excuse.
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Twitter or Facebook?
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Twitter and it wouldn't take so long
if they just had more characters.
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[Over Radio] Randall hq please respond
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Randall, coming in.
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Okay they find out that I'm late they're gonna
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have my head. Okay? So you
gotta cover for me. Please
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[Over radio] Have you seen Alex
he hasn't punched in this morning?
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Yep yep I'm right here ready to go.
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[over radio] Alex are you just getting in?
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No, I've been here all morning just working.
You know doing the old worky work, the big W.
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You can ask Randall, he's right here.
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[over radio] Randall
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He was 55 minutes late.
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[over radio] Damnit Alex!
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There we go perfect put your hand higher yeah it
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looks like you're spraying
it looks like you did that.
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Yes yes give me cleaning make
sure I look kind of dirty
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Yeah it's like you've been
here all day like working hard
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We're totally going viral
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We're exhausted, it's going viral.
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Racism is over!
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Racism is over!
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Good afternoon gentlemen
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We weren't doing anything so
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Good afternoon officers
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Oh yeah we're not the police
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Oh they're not the cops
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alright you can try to oppress us all you
want but you will not stifle the movement.
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Yeah we have a right to protest
and you're not gonna stop that
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No one's trying to stop you okay relax aren't
you a lawyer can you calm your boy down.
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I used to be until I was taken down by the
establishment. They started saying I wasn't
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a lawyer because i didn't want to go to the bar or
some [__] but it was probably some elitist bar
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where they tell the media what to
report on. You know how the system is.
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I was trying to hold this back.
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Yeah yeah I'm sure it's tough for the wealthy
whites out there right now can't catch a break.
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Okay so the death of black lives is a joke to you?
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When did I say that? Did I say that?
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Millions of black people die every
day at the hand of the police.
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That's just not true
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Oh I told you that fox news?
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No statistics. If millions
of black people died every
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day the entire race would be gone in like a month.
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Interesting so you know exactly how long
it would take to kill all black people?
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Are you surprised that the
establishment is in on it?
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No no I'm just surprised you guys
even heard about the movement from
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all the way up in your little ivory tower.
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Who told you about our treehouse?
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I'll have you know my nanny growing
up was jamaican and that's like
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original black so i know what
you guys are going through.
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Yeah plus we've been hashtagging
all of our lacrosse lifestyle posts
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with black lives matter so.
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Well that's brave you know it's awesome you
guys are out here fighting for the good. Yeah,
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screaming black lives matter meanwhile your
parents are the ones donating thousands of
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dollars to politicians that make the
laws that say that they don't matter.
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At least we're trying to do something to
break this system what have you been doing?
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Yeah
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[__] i run a bubba wallace fan page
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Oh that's surprising
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How long did you cry when
Bubba died from Forrest Gump?
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Wow I'm still not over it are you?
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No i cried this morning
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I think Alex Caruso's the devil!
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Who's Alex Caruso
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Who is that
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He's on the lakers. He's like only white guy
so he's like we hate him because he's white
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I don't support that actually.
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Okay cool okay yeah okay well i
only play the black keys on piano.
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Okay so you can decipher from white and
black on the piano that's very interesting.
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Have you ever used Aunt Jemima?
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Did you know Beethoven was black?
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I would never.
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Wait was black Beethoven was black.
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You know wha... You know wha..
Of course but we all, I knew that!
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Can we agree that Beethoven was black on three.
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One, two, three Beethoven was black
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I matched with a black girl on tinder and
i almost went on a date with her but my
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grandma wouldn't let me because
she's racist but i wanted to go
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Yeah my friend's dad was black
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You know what i'd like to do after...
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Hello this is Randall all right is there
anything going on at the present moment?
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No let's just enjoy the silence.
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Yeah i wish it was silent everywhere
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I don't sleep with a night
light because I like it darker.
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Upon further review i don't think super
hearing will be my superpower anymore.
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I'm not a big fan of regular hearing
right now if I can be honest.
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Who's your favorite member of the black eyed peas?
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Raven-Symone.
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Just the word black at the start of it
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That's why you guys got the stupid
shirts whites for black faces.
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Yeah we love black faces
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We love your face
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Do you not support black faces?
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You don't support black faces just white faces?
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Do you guys put black faces on?
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What do you mean?
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What are you talking about?
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Are you guys like racist jabba walkies?
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No
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You think they paint their faces?
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It's not paint that's a skin color
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White people paint their faces to look like them
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so that they can dance better
I'm sure everybody knows that
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I did not know that and it's funny that
you knew that because you are white.
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Because i want to make sure of all the things
that i do not do so i don't contradict myself
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in the future when I'm arguing with two people in
the park you don't understand what black face is
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I'm just gonna ask you flat
out do you support blackface?
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Do i support black faces or black face
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Black both.
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That's a trick question.
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When's the last time you've
been in church's chicken?
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When was the last time you went
to a southern baptist church and
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waved the fan in your face for three hours?
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Last Tuesday.
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Really, which one?
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Yeah you're probably allergic
to the shirt color huh?
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God's first assembly.
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Right here yeah i wear this so
i can feel like Black Panther.
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What color is your shirt?
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My favorite
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I've seen the princess and the frog twice
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I saw black panther 17 times
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I don't even have the color black
in my vocabulary. I have dark white.
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I blink twice as often so i can see darkness more
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I never blink so i don't want to
miss any black people walking by
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God that's nice of you i would I'm
going to start doing that probably.
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Yeah in middle school i only showed up
to the classes that had black teachers
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i haven't graduated high school
yet yeah i don't give a [__]
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Yeah i hate half of Lenny Kravitz
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Mm-hmm
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Randall, can you gonna settle this?
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I'm happier that you're here now.
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Thank god I feel so much safer.
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Relax okay, these two woke individuals
think that they know what's best for the
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black community and how they can help.
Okay, will you please do me a favor?
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Yes i got it so...
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Go get me a piece of paper out of
the squad car so we can make a list
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of our experiences because it's not even close.
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Okay listen up white, whiter, and whitest.
Whilst I admire your ambitions about trying to,
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you know, help out the black
community and make it a better place
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for all of us. But may i give you a couple
suggestions you know probably could help
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I'll listen to anything you have to say
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Could you guys do me a huge favor
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Of course
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Anything for a black guy
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and try shutting the heck up
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alright. All this it's not I did it more you did
it less it's not my fault it's your fault all this
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blaming and there are people's lives out there
dying and you guys are making it all about you.
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Alright we're in this together the only way to get
through this together is to remember that. Alright
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I couldn't agree more.
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Shut up! At the end of the day
it's my face on a chopping block
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not yours so no matter how woke you guys
are you guys get to go home with no problem.
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So what you guys need to do for once instead of
trying to figure out what the black person needs
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is how about you ask what a black
person needs and actually listen.
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Aright what do you need?
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You know what I need? I need to figure out
who the [__] decided to put [__] raisins
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on potato salad? Alright that's what
i want to talk about and another thing
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let's talk about Eminem all right cause
that's some [__]. Wait wait wait wait
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okay on our way, thank you. Make sure you
guys clean this [__] as a matter of fact
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if you're gonna keep this here make
sure you sign your guy's name on there
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okay. So when the media gets this [__] they
know it's you guys faces that did it not mine.
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Yes sir
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What's your name?
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uh connor
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What's your name? put the [__
] down i don't want to hear it
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You said 1380?
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Yeah come on
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1380, 13th amendment about slavery
80 randy moss my boss is black [__]
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Lucky
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I sincerely apologize for my outburst earlier
it was unprofessional and it won't happen again.
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But seriously what's with the raisins i mean
do you people just not like potato salad and
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you just want to ruin it for everybody sorry.
And eminem okay, it's not that I'm saying that
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he's a bad rapper it's just that you guys
make him sound like he created words and...
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I'm gonna take my 15.
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