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[Alex] If you could have one
superpower, what would it be?
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Super hearing.
Are you serious?
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You know, super hearing is
the ultimate superpower.
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What about like super speed or super strength?
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Oh... well I can hear the speedster coming,
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I could also hear when a super strong
move is coming to get out the way.
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Uh super intelligence?
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I can hear where they're
thinking and prepare for it.
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Control over fire?
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I could hear a fire alarm.
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Flying?
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Afraid of heights... like I said
the ultimate superhero power, haha.
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[Over Radio]
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Report of illegal contraband served on the corner
of Pine and Snyder, available units please report.
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Got it, on our way.
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Mine's invisibility by the way.
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Invisibility? Haha. good luck sneaking up on me
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We try our best to keep a
safe and clean community,
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with a community this large unfortunately
things slip through the cracks.
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You gotta be [__] me.
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This is the illegal contraband? What the hell
is the matter with these people? It's a kid.
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Let's shut it down.
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Whoa whoa whoa...- look... I know that your robotic
programming only lets you see the prime objective,
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but this is a kid, okay? so let me do the
talking okay? You're too much sometimes.
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Handle it.
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Good afternoon officers, can I offer you a
nice cool glass of lemonade? It's on the house.
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I'm sorry we can't, I'm afraid
we actually have some bad news.
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oh no, that's the worst kind of news.
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I know it is... you see... you don't seem to have
a permit for your little lemonade stand here.
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uh-oh spaghetti-o' s.
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god that's adorable.
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You see the issue is, because
you don't have a permit...we're
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gonna have to shut you down until you do.
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Before we do that...I have an idea.
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What's that sweetie?
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How about you [__] off and leave me alone!
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Excuse me?
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Dude, don't you have anything better
to do? it's just [__] lemonade?
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Oh
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I'm on your team here, okay?
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I got it... I'm chill, I'm
calm. I'm at like a two.
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Okay,
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It's stupid I know that. You and I... we're on
the same team. Okay? It's just a form, an F2,
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fill it out okay? We'll leave you alone.
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Form F2?
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Yeah very simple,
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How about...form F U
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oh that hit your forehead though.
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Listen here you little [__] you know
how much that cost to... at FedEx & Kinkos?
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What does rule number four in the handbook say?
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Rule number four?
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Yeah, yeah, think about it. No punching
kids under 10 in the face, yes. Relax now.
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I turn 10 in four months you little [__]
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Listen you little wayfair
reject okay... I will sell you!
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Relax!
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I will sell you for a discount.
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Relax.
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We'll take a lap, we'll
take...we're going to take a lap
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a little trip around the block about 15 minutes.
When we come back here you better be gone.
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Just going to leave that here.
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Yeah I'll take this [__] form
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Listen here you little thin mint [__]
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okay let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go.
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I'll go sell her ,oh we gonna make a
loop all right and if she ain't gone
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when we get back we gonna handle this [
__] bruce wayne style with a bat...man.
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We will confiscate her chairs and
tables and then tell her legal guardian
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[Alex] but with bats
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[Randall] no bats
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[Alex] there may or may not be a bat
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[Randall] No.
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God what is it with kids these days? I
know they're so disrespectful... right?
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They don't listen. I know she keeps messing
around. I swear to god she'll get a step dad.
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Alex can be a bit...passionate when he gets
going about certain subjects... it's a little
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overwhelming at first, but iIve found things
to do with the extra time... like paperwork.
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[Alex] I tell you another thing. I am
sick of these [__] calling my phone
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talking about bills I don't got it. If I
had it, I'd pay it...y'all being ridiculous.
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[Randall] In some of the longer ones...
i've been able to get even more done.
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[Alex] who the [__] lets their kids talk
like that? I bet they don't go to church.
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I've never felt such disrespect
from trying to help somebody out.
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[Randall] uno.
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[Alex] I'm trying to let
you make a profit legally.
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[Randall] Dos...Tres...
[Alex] I gave you the form.
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You threw it in my face
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[Randall]Quatro... I like that.
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[Alex]... and that's why I got
mean girls tatted on my back
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You do something with your hair?
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No.
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You've seen radio though right?
Yeah.
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With scuba gooding jr? If you ain't seen
radio, you gotta check it out, He plays...
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he plays ...this guy who don't, he
don't have to go to school a lot,
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and they let him join the football team but...
no he don't join the football team does he?
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Yeah, no.
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I'd make a hell of a stepdad to
tell you that much, bedtime 4:30
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every day. Taking the mom to bed 4:55.
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Should we go back? There's been enough time...
it's been two hours, Randall. It's been 2 hours.
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Se siente...
I didn't know you spoke spanish, Randall.
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recientemente... alright here we go ...
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Wow, thanks so much, mister!
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What do you losers want?
We gave you time to leave Burbank Barbie.
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Dude, you're really on my nuts right now.
Are you into little girls or something?
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What, no... and if i wasn't the little
girls they'd be way hotter than you...-that
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that came out wrong.
Yeah that's what i said to your dad last night.
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He is a saint!
Hey, this is a child, okay!
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You're an adult.
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Sesame street, come on!
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You ain't even worth it... you're a baby.
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You know what? I probably make more
from lemonade than you make in a week.
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[Randall] yeah, could be true.
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I make a decent living.
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what's that smell? do you smell
that? it smells like a [__]?
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oh yeah...
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I will end you! Do you understand me?
I swear to...-no I'm cool, I'm cool.
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You fake cop!
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I swear to you this will be
your last day on this earth.
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[Barb] Hey...hey...what is going on?
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[Alex] Okay, I will end THIS!
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[Randall] hey, hey, hello...-
how are you? We were just here...
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[Alex] Don't speak for me, Randall I got
this, I got it, I got it. Hi how are you?
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[Barb]Hi...
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[Alex] Um so we were politely talking to
your daughter and she was being a total dick!
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what?
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oh no naughty words!
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oh get the [__] out of here
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Alex, resident
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What...you... you saw all of it
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Okay, okay I'm...I'm...I'm slowly
recognizing the situation.
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[Randall] Professional.
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Okay hi again, um I am sincerely
sorry for the outburst that's my bad.
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We've gotten some complaints about your
daughter's lemonade stand around the neighborhood
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and we politely asked her to shut it down and
she has been extremely difficult throughout
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the entire situation, she's called
us names, she's been cursing at us,
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she said she slept with my dad, which I
haven't seen him in a while... I have no proof.
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[Barb] How dare you accuse my sweet bella
of using colorful language you son of a
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[__] ,she would never use language like that!
I don't even know where she would get it from.
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You should be ashamed of yourself. We live
in a christian household full of love and
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respect and I'm not gonna let some punk-ass
security guard tell me to raise my [__] kid.
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[Randall] Uh christi...?
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...I know she had a permit because
I gave her the money myself.
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They also said that I wasn't cute, mom!
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I didn't say that, I did not say she wasn't cute.
I said that if I were into little girls...they'd
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be way cuter than her
-GASP-
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...-and that's still not what I meant!
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What are you the white r kelly right
now? go just go go go back to the
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car I'm so sorry about everything...I'm so sorry.
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[Alex] I have sex with women of age, okay...
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[Randall] Ahtttt...all right
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Is her father present in her life?
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[__] off
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Bro, what the hell was that?
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Okay I know I messed up you didn't
have to roll over for that [__] kid!
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okay all right listen, all right
before you get a little bit
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overreacted and everything just
...let's just say I have a plan.
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This is oughta be good
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[Randall on phone] Hey Tandall... yeah you
good?... yeah I'm good... yeah, you? Yeah. You?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, well it was good talking
to you ...yeah yeah is Ava available?
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[Randall to Alex] it's my niece
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Your brother's name is Tandall?
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Yeah, good old Tan.
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Hey sir, do you want some
lemonade? It's only 50 cents!
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50 cents nah, it's cheaper down the street.
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Lemonade here...lemonade get your lemonade.
Lemonade neighborhood lemonade stand
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Thank you for a patronage, sir.
Make sure to tell your friends!
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Oh hello ma'am, care for an ice
gold class of five cent lemonade?
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Oh hi Bella...would you be interested in a glass?
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How are you selling for five cents a glass?
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We can't we just have to you know keep
selling at a loss until you go bankrupt...
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you just got amazon-ed you little [__]
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Yes, and if you don't get your permit straight
you're going to keep getting undercut, doll.
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Do what did you do with the
money i gave you for the permit?
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[__] off mom
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After some persuasion Bella agreed to
actually get the permits her mother paid for.
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Plan worked like a charm.
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Yeah and she's lucky it did because if she
didn't i was ready for that plan B...A...T
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Ay Dios Mio!
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When did you have time to learn Spanish?
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Randall!?
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