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- Oh, hey there, champ.
What'cha working on?
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- [groans]
This stupid science project.
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We have to see what
kind of liquid plants prefer--
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soda--
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[plant coughs]
Laundry detergent--
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[bubbles ripple]
Organic kombucha--
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- Yeah, I'm so over this.
[wheezes]
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- Battery acid--
[sizzles]
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And water--
turns out it's water.
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[burps]
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Hey, you wanna go to a movie?
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- Nope, it's late.
Go pee, poop, and brush.
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It's time for bed.
- Already?
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[groans]
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This is all Francis' fault.
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This is supposed to be
a partner project,
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but he just had
to go and get sick.
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He even gets
to skip school tomorrow.
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- Poor Francis won't be
enjoying his day off.
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Sick days are never fun.
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Well, except
in classic '80s movies
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where the kid
is clearly faking it,
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but the parents are
inconceivably clueless.
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[laughs]
- Life is never like
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the movies.
It's way more boring.
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I mean,
nothing crazy ever happens.
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Those movies are
totally unrealistic.
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- Yep, but the hairstyles
are great.
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I love a good mullet.
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Well, sweet dreams, son.
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- Hey, why should those
movie kids have all the fun?
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Who says Nate Wright can't
take a sick day, '80s style?
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Let me think.
I have a social studies test
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tomorrow, so--oh, wait.
Dad'll be home.
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He's always home!
[groans]
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- Almost forgot to tell you,
son--
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I scored a one-day temp gig
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as a mustard jockey
at the hot dog expo.
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So I'll be gone
all day tomorrow.
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Your old dad is crushing it.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
you hear that?
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No dad, no school,
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no responsibilities--
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just pure, unadulterated fun.
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Yeah!
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[upbeat music]
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- * Don't want to go
to school today *
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* The sun is red hot
and I wanna play *
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* But if I get caught
they'll make me pay *
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* Detention again *
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- * Big Nate, Big Nate *
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- * Math and social studies
just ain't my thing *
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- * Big Nate, Big Nate *
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- * Rocking with my band
is where I'm king *
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* Stealing the teacher's teeth
or bailing on a test *
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- * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh *
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* Big Nate! *
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[loud clang]
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[loud crash]
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[peaceful music]
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[bird snoring]
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- [inhales deeply]
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[vocalizes trumpet]
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Time to get up
and face the day.
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[bird screeches]
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- [groaning dramatically]
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Is that you, Pa-pa?
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[sniffles]
The light is so very loud.
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- Oh, buddy, I think you're
coming down with something.
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You're covered in spots--
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and extremely sticky.
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- [groans dramatically]
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I'll be fine.
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I have to get to school.
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I have a social studies test
today.
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[gurgles]
[vomits]
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- The test can wait.
I'm calling the doctor.
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- Don't!
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I--uh, er--
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I just need to rest by myself
for the whole day.
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[snickers]
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- Well, you're 11,
so you probably know best.
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- Ha ha, blueberry yogurt--
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[slurps]
And bubble gum.
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Ha ha.
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Am I genius, or am I a genius?
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- Keep this humidifier nearby.
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It'll loosen your phlegm.
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- [weakly] Will do.
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[door clicks closed]
Finally the coast is cl--
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- What was I thinking?
I completely forgot
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about Spitsy.
Mr. Eustis asked me
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to take him to the vet today.
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He's gotta be there by noon
for an important procedure.
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- [whines and barks]
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- Did you know that if dogs
don't have their butt glands
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expressed, their bottoms
can quite literally explode.
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- Yeah,
there's no way that's true.
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- Oh, it is.
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Mr. Eustis showed me a--
[gags]
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A very graphic video about it.
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It's real,
and it's spectacular.
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- Let's break it down.
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* Dogs have icky fluid *
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* That can build up
in their bums *
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* Most dogs can release it *
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* But perhaps
your dog is dumb *
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* Don't be nervous, brother *
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* This affects most any mutt *
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* Owner, pay attention *
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* If your dog
scoots on his butt *
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[dog plane barks]
* Chomping on his backside *
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* Is a certain sign
of trouble *
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* Get him to a clinic *
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* If his booty
starts to bubble! *
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[hip-hop music]
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* If your pooch's tushy *
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* Starts to smell
like rotten fish *
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* Have your vet give those *
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* Engorged butt glands
a squish *
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* Time is of the essence *
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* If you want
to save your pup *
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* If you fail *
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* His little doggy bottom *
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* Is sure to blow up *
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[slime squelches]
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- Ugh,
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guess I'll have to tell
the hot dog expo
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to find a new mustard jockey.
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Can't have
Spitsy's butt exploding.
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But hey, now I've got
most of the day free!
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I can hang out here all day
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and keep an eye
on my sick little budster.
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- No!
I mean--
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[nervously chuckles]
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No, no, I'll just
take a little snooze,
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and then I can bring Spitsy
to the vet by noon.
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- Gee, wow, well, if you
think you'd be up for it,
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thanks, Nate.
- No, no, no,
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don't--don't mention it.
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Have a great long day at work.
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- Call if you need me.
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Ellen will be home early today.
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I'll make sure she checks
on you when she comes home.
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- Great...
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[rock music]
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* *
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[chuckles]
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* *
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[snickers]
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Perfect, Ellen won't go
within 10 feet of that mess,
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and I'll be off, having
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the time of my life, ha ha!
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Oh, I'm free!
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Oh, yeah!
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* I'm free *
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- [barks]
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- Oh, yeah, Spitsy.
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[phone line trills]
- Zeff speaking.
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- Uh, hey, Zeff,
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you remember that time you had
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me violate child labor laws
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and take your shift
at Scoopsies
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so you could hang out
with your, uh, girlfriend
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from--
[clears throat]
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Canada?
- [chuckles]
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Kelly?
Yeah, she's totally real.
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I owe you, little dude.
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- I need you to take Spitsy
to the vet at noon,
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'cause this guy's
got the day off.
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- Ni-i-i-ice.
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I'd did that for my entire
educational career.
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I'll swing by for him in five.
[phone beeps]
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["Cello Suite No. 1"
by Johann Sebastian Bach]
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* *
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- Heyo!
- [screams]
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- [grunts]
Ah!
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Ow.
- Nate!
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What are you doing here?
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Can't you see I'm convalescing?
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[glass shatters]
[screams]
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- Face it, Francis.
You only got sick
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because you work too hard.
You need a day off.
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So we're going out on the town,
baby!
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- What?
No way.
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What if someone sees us?
- Oh, please.
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Don't be such a dork.
We have to be in school
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for 13 years.
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Sixth grade is basically
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the middle
of our public school career.
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So you know what that means--
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it's halftime, baby.
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Let's celebrate.
Ooh, hey,
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let's invite Teddy too.
- Teddy is at PS 38--
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where you're supposed to be.
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- Yeah,
I see your mouth moving,
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Francis, but I gonna be honest.
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All I hear is, "Blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Ooben shlooshen,
shleishen, slooshen, yah!"
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[phone beeping]
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- Lookin' sharp, Wesley.
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[phone rings]
[screams]
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Princi-pal Nichols speaking.
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- [posh accent]
This Se�or Ortiz Senior.
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Teddy must be excused
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from today's, um,
scholarly proceedings.
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He must be released from school
so he can attend
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the last minute nuptials
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of his aunt.
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[grunts]
[normal accent] Dude!
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- Love is a beautiful thing,
ain't it?
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[laughs]
Well, I'll have Teddy's teacher
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escort him outside shortly.
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- Ha ha!
How easy was that?
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Put your party pants on,
Francis.
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We gotta go pick up Teddy.
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- Were you even listening,
Grandpa?
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What are you gonna do when
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the teacher
chaperones him outside?
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We'll get busted!
- Ooh, I got it!
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Hey, where's your mom
keep her wedding dress?
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- * I love test days *
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* I love seeing
the children fail *
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[shouts] Where is Nate Wright?
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all: Mm-mm-mm.
- [clears throat]
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Hello?
Is this thing on?
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Hello?
- Ugh, what does Nichols want
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this time?
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To dance the merengue
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on the last jagged shards
of my soul, no doubt.
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Hello, Wesley.
Happy Monday.
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What do you want?
- Hi, Clara,
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Teddy Ortiz needs to be
released from school.
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His aunt is getting
married today!
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[chuckles]
So exciting.
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Please escort Teddy outside
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in ten minutes.
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- Wait, I have an aunt?
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Why does nobody tell me
anything in this fami--
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oh, oh, no, bet it's
because she's a spy.
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- [munching]
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You know, if I was a woman,
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I would totally buy giant bras
and use them as snack holders.
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It's so convenient.
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- Stop moving.
Your bony butt is digging
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into my neck!
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- [munches]
Mmm.
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Oh!
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- Huh, this woman is your aunt?
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- Oh, yup, that--that
is my favorite aunt!
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Um, Mona Lisa.
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Well, time for the wedding.
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So sorry to miss the test.
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Adios!
255
00:09:19,335 --> 00:09:20,403
- Hmm...
256
00:09:21,471 --> 00:09:23,840
These are the vile remnants
257
00:09:23,907 --> 00:09:26,409
of cheesy snacks--
258
00:09:26,476 --> 00:09:29,980
the preferred snack
of one Nate Wright.
259
00:09:30,046 --> 00:09:31,815
- [grunting]
260
00:09:31,882 --> 00:09:33,316
Huh?
261
00:09:33,383 --> 00:09:35,351
Howdy, Clara.
What's shaking?
262
00:09:35,418 --> 00:09:37,620
- Nate Wright has gone AWOL.
263
00:09:37,688 --> 00:09:41,624
He was missing from
my classroom on a test day.
264
00:09:41,692 --> 00:09:44,594
- Uh, it seems Nate's come down
with a little bug.
265
00:09:44,661 --> 00:09:47,263
His dad called in this morning
to report his absence.
266
00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:49,065
- So you're telling me
that Nate Wright
267
00:09:49,132 --> 00:09:50,633
is legitimately sick?
268
00:09:50,701 --> 00:09:52,235
Open your eyes, Wesley!
269
00:09:52,302 --> 00:09:53,569
Nate is playing hooky,
270
00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:55,405
and he's taking Teddy
down with him.
271
00:09:55,471 --> 00:09:57,640
I just know that
that wasn't his aunt.
272
00:09:57,708 --> 00:09:59,375
- Are you suggesting
you surrendered Teddy
273
00:09:59,442 --> 00:10:01,945
to someone other than
a designated pickup person?
274
00:10:02,012 --> 00:10:04,047
Clara, we could lose our jobs!
275
00:10:04,114 --> 00:10:06,116
We need to find a taxi
right now!
276
00:10:06,182 --> 00:10:07,851
Where's Galvin?
Come on, you bag of bones,
277
00:10:07,918 --> 00:10:09,052
pick up.
278
00:10:09,119 --> 00:10:11,554
- Lederhosen and brussels lace.
279
00:10:11,621 --> 00:10:13,223
Erase, erase,
280
00:10:13,289 --> 00:10:15,591
erase, erase, erase.
281
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,093
- Ah...
282
00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:20,130
What would you have me do,
Godfrey?
283
00:10:20,196 --> 00:10:22,866
- I need to take
the rest of the day off--
284
00:10:22,933 --> 00:10:24,634
with pay
285
00:10:24,701 --> 00:10:26,036
and a raise,
286
00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:28,071
and you're a chicken.
287
00:10:28,138 --> 00:10:30,606
I'm coming for you,
Nate Wright.
288
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:34,510
- [clucks]
289
00:10:34,577 --> 00:10:36,747
- Gentlemen, we begin our day
290
00:10:36,813 --> 00:10:39,115
in style.
- But this is a private club.
291
00:10:39,182 --> 00:10:40,717
Only members
can play golf here.
292
00:10:40,784 --> 00:10:43,219
- No worries, Francis.
We're not here to play golf.
293
00:10:43,286 --> 00:10:44,788
- Mango papaya juice?
294
00:10:44,855 --> 00:10:46,522
It's on the house.
295
00:10:46,589 --> 00:10:47,657
[all gulping]
296
00:10:47,724 --> 00:10:48,892
[all sigh]
- [posh accent] Oh, yes.
297
00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:50,260
Thank you, my good man.
298
00:10:50,326 --> 00:10:52,428
Here, buy yourself
something pretty.
299
00:10:52,495 --> 00:10:54,397
[normal accent] Whoo-hoo!
300
00:10:54,464 --> 00:10:56,967
- * Mango papaya power *
301
00:10:57,033 --> 00:11:00,036
[laughter]
302
00:11:00,103 --> 00:11:02,973
[rock music]
303
00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:05,141
- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!
304
00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,978
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
305
00:11:08,044 --> 00:11:11,014
[laughter]
306
00:11:11,081 --> 00:11:18,188
* *
307
00:11:19,689 --> 00:11:21,157
[laughter]
308
00:11:21,224 --> 00:11:22,692
Look at you--
309
00:11:22,759 --> 00:11:25,128
dancing in public
with complete strangers,
310
00:11:25,195 --> 00:11:26,897
just like an '80s movie kid!
311
00:11:26,963 --> 00:11:28,398
Told you you needed a day off.
312
00:11:28,464 --> 00:11:30,500
Was I right or was I right?
313
00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:31,701
- Fine,
314
00:11:31,768 --> 00:11:33,336
maybe a little bit of fun
won't kill me.
315
00:11:33,403 --> 00:11:34,504
- Ooh--
[laughs]
316
00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:36,539
anyone else's pits
getting steamy?
317
00:11:37,941 --> 00:11:41,211
- Ha ha, the world
is our kiddie pool today!
318
00:11:41,277 --> 00:11:43,079
Jump on in!
319
00:11:43,146 --> 00:11:44,180
Alley-oop!
320
00:11:44,247 --> 00:11:45,548
[laughter]
321
00:11:45,615 --> 00:11:48,218
Yeah!
I think we're in Shark Week!
322
00:11:48,284 --> 00:11:49,719
Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!
323
00:11:49,786 --> 00:11:51,254
I'm not usually one
324
00:11:51,321 --> 00:11:53,323
for water sports, but, um,
325
00:11:53,389 --> 00:11:56,192
when in Rome, right guys?
326
00:11:56,259 --> 00:11:57,928
[sharks growl]
327
00:11:57,994 --> 00:11:59,295
[all grunt]
328
00:12:03,499 --> 00:12:05,468
[grunts]
This was a huge mistake.
329
00:12:05,535 --> 00:12:06,970
I knew I should never
have gone out with--
330
00:12:07,037 --> 00:12:08,839
[eagle screeches]
331
00:12:08,905 --> 00:12:11,808
[all screaming]
332
00:12:13,877 --> 00:12:15,178
[eagle squawks]
333
00:12:15,245 --> 00:12:17,613
- Gah, where do you think
she's taking us?
334
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,249
- Do I look like I know
where eagles hang out?
335
00:12:19,315 --> 00:12:22,585
[dramatic music]
336
00:12:22,652 --> 00:12:24,554
[eagle squawking]
[all grunt]
337
00:12:25,721 --> 00:12:27,924
- Uh, I have no clue
what's happening,
338
00:12:27,991 --> 00:12:30,760
but I am so here for it.
339
00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:33,964
- You guys, this looks
exactly like my house.
340
00:12:34,030 --> 00:12:35,365
- I'm guessing we flew through
341
00:12:35,431 --> 00:12:36,699
and intergalactic vortex
342
00:12:36,766 --> 00:12:38,034
and entered
a parallel dimension.
343
00:12:38,101 --> 00:12:39,836
I mean, that's
the only logical explanation.
344
00:12:39,903 --> 00:12:42,973
- [squawking]
345
00:12:45,775 --> 00:12:48,144
- * Close your eyes *
346
00:12:48,211 --> 00:12:50,046
* Give me a hint *
347
00:12:50,113 --> 00:12:51,147
- Oh--
[nervously chuckles]
348
00:12:51,214 --> 00:12:52,215
Thank you.
[whispers] You guys,
349
00:12:52,282 --> 00:12:53,884
she wants to know
if I like her.
350
00:12:53,950 --> 00:12:55,451
What do I do?
- What's your heart
351
00:12:55,518 --> 00:12:56,552
telling you?
[thud under table]
352
00:12:56,619 --> 00:12:58,321
Ow!
- Let's get out of here.
353
00:12:58,388 --> 00:13:02,825
Well, thank you
for a lovely time.
354
00:13:02,893 --> 00:13:04,961
- [squawking sadly]
355
00:13:05,028 --> 00:13:06,762
- But we really must be going.
356
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,064
[nervously chuckles]
357
00:13:08,131 --> 00:13:11,067
- [squawking]
358
00:13:11,134 --> 00:13:14,270
[dramatic music]
359
00:13:16,539 --> 00:13:20,610
- [gasps]
- [squawking]
360
00:13:23,313 --> 00:13:27,550
- The incompetent PS 38
administration may be blinded
361
00:13:27,617 --> 00:13:30,186
by Nate Wright's
dubious charms,
362
00:13:30,253 --> 00:13:31,955
but not Clara Godfrey.
363
00:13:32,022 --> 00:13:33,990
The shenanigans stop today!
364
00:13:34,057 --> 00:13:35,291
[car thuds]
Huh?
365
00:13:35,358 --> 00:13:38,995
* *
366
00:13:39,062 --> 00:13:40,796
[screams]
367
00:13:42,032 --> 00:13:45,201
[grunting]
368
00:13:45,268 --> 00:13:46,536
- Hey, Nate...
369
00:13:46,602 --> 00:13:49,272
Good news!
Seems I didn't cut the mustard.
370
00:13:49,339 --> 00:13:51,374
I got fired,
so I'm free to take Spitsy
371
00:13:51,441 --> 00:13:52,842
to the vet.
372
00:13:52,909 --> 00:13:56,212
Ew, smells like
expired blue cheese in here.
373
00:13:56,279 --> 00:13:57,580
Still not feeling so good,
buddy?
374
00:13:59,082 --> 00:14:00,883
Yikes.
You're breathing like a bulldog
375
00:14:00,951 --> 00:14:03,153
with hay fever.
Let ol' dad feel your forehead.
376
00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:06,356
[rope snaps]
[grunting]
377
00:14:06,422 --> 00:14:07,390
Oh, no!
378
00:14:07,457 --> 00:14:09,059
Nate, wake up!
379
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:10,460
Help!
380
00:14:10,526 --> 00:14:11,661
[all scream]
381
00:14:12,996 --> 00:14:14,330
- [squawks]
382
00:14:14,397 --> 00:14:15,798
- [whimpers]
383
00:14:15,865 --> 00:14:16,899
[squawks]
384
00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:19,069
[whimpering]
385
00:14:19,135 --> 00:14:21,371
[crying]
386
00:14:21,437 --> 00:14:23,239
- [squawks]
387
00:14:23,306 --> 00:14:25,308
- Well, that escalated quickly.
388
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:26,642
- Come on.
Let's go find some pizza.
389
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:28,144
I'm starving.
- Okay.
390
00:14:28,211 --> 00:14:31,114
[suspicious music]
391
00:14:31,181 --> 00:14:37,954
* *
392
00:14:38,021 --> 00:14:38,921
[dentures squelch]
393
00:14:40,456 --> 00:14:44,360
* *
394
00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:45,996
[phone rings]
395
00:14:46,062 --> 00:14:46,963
[phone beeps]
- Hello?
396
00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:48,531
- [squawking]
397
00:14:48,598 --> 00:14:50,933
- Francis Pope did what?
398
00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:53,636
- [squawking]
- After you saved his life?
399
00:14:53,703 --> 00:14:56,406
- [squawking]
- I mean, relationships
400
00:14:56,472 --> 00:14:59,475
should always be reciprocal.
So yes, Francis
401
00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:01,411
was well within
his rights to decline,
402
00:15:01,477 --> 00:15:03,379
but you're right.
He didn't have to be
403
00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:05,648
a jerk about it.
- [squawking]
404
00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:08,484
- Wait a minute.
Was here there alone?
405
00:15:08,551 --> 00:15:10,953
- [squawks]
- Surprise, surprise.
406
00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:13,489
I'm gonna need their
last known coordinates, stat!
407
00:15:13,556 --> 00:15:16,993
- Everything 'za
with extra everything.
408
00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:18,228
- Thanks, Zeff.
409
00:15:18,294 --> 00:15:19,862
Hey, Spitsy do okay at the vet?
410
00:15:19,929 --> 00:15:22,532
- Ah, didn't have chance
to bring him in just yet,
411
00:15:22,598 --> 00:15:24,367
but it's on the schedge.
412
00:15:24,434 --> 00:15:26,636
- Zeff!
It's almost noon!
413
00:15:26,702 --> 00:15:28,638
He's gotta get over there
right away.
414
00:15:28,704 --> 00:15:30,473
Where is he?
- He's out back,
415
00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:32,375
enjoying some aire libre.
416
00:15:32,442 --> 00:15:35,678
This little doggy's booty was
blowing up like a beach ball--
417
00:15:35,745 --> 00:15:37,913
should probably
get that checked out, man.
418
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,215
[both gasp]
[shoes squeal]
419
00:15:39,282 --> 00:15:40,516
- Ah!
- He escaped!
420
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:41,784
- I would never paint that dog
421
00:15:41,851 --> 00:15:43,919
as smart enough to pull off
a vanishing act.
422
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,988
That's magician level three,
man.
423
00:15:46,056 --> 00:15:48,391
- Why would I trust
Spitsy to Zeff?
424
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:49,925
What was I thinking?
425
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,761
- There's no time to freak out,
Nate.
426
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:54,997
It's almost noon.
You've gotta go find Spitsy.
427
00:15:55,065 --> 00:15:56,199
- [panting]
428
00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:57,333
[all gasp]
429
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,968
- Going somewhere?
430
00:16:03,373 --> 00:16:04,707
- Well, well,
431
00:16:04,774 --> 00:16:06,576
and again, I say well.
432
00:16:06,642 --> 00:16:08,511
Just as I suspected--
433
00:16:08,578 --> 00:16:10,713
Nate Wright is up to no good.
434
00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:12,115
I'm only moderately surprised
435
00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:15,318
he dragged you into his
nefarious antics, Teddy.
436
00:16:15,385 --> 00:16:17,420
But you, Francis?
437
00:16:17,487 --> 00:16:18,921
Clearly, his influence
438
00:16:18,988 --> 00:16:21,257
over you children
is growing too powerful.
439
00:16:21,324 --> 00:16:23,959
- I'm sorry, Mrs. Godfrey,
but I have to go.
440
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,595
I'll explain later--
441
00:16:25,661 --> 00:16:27,530
- You take one step
away from me,
442
00:16:27,597 --> 00:16:29,232
and I'll see you
in summer school.
443
00:16:29,299 --> 00:16:31,367
I teach every class.
444
00:16:32,768 --> 00:16:35,705
- Some things are more
important than my freedom.
445
00:16:35,771 --> 00:16:38,174
I'll see you in summer school.
446
00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:39,142
[grunts]
447
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,743
- I know that boy's a menace,
448
00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:42,545
but I never thought
he was this stupid.
449
00:16:42,612 --> 00:16:44,814
- Actually, he's trying
to save Spitsy's butt.
450
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,416
- Yeah, it's about to explode
451
00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:48,618
if Nate can't find him
and take him to the vet.
452
00:16:48,684 --> 00:16:50,620
- The vet?
Wait, are you telling me
453
00:16:50,686 --> 00:16:52,422
there's a cat in danger?
454
00:16:52,488 --> 00:16:54,390
- Oh, no, he's a dog
455
00:16:54,457 --> 00:16:55,825
that Nate really loves.
456
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:57,327
- Huh, a dog,
457
00:16:57,393 --> 00:17:00,463
not as noble and beguiling
a creature as a cat,
458
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:01,797
but an animal needs help!
459
00:17:01,864 --> 00:17:03,866
Don't just stand there,
you imbeciles!
460
00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:05,868
We have to find Spitsy!
461
00:17:05,935 --> 00:17:08,771
- [wailing incoherently]
462
00:17:08,838 --> 00:17:12,342
[rock music]
463
00:17:12,408 --> 00:17:13,976
Yeah.
464
00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:17,347
My son!
He was just a boy!
465
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,948
- Spitsy!
466
00:17:19,014 --> 00:17:20,815
Any doggy here see Spitsy?
467
00:17:20,882 --> 00:17:23,819
Spitsy!
468
00:17:23,886 --> 00:17:26,488
- So what does
this Spitsy look like?
469
00:17:26,555 --> 00:17:29,792
- He's basically
a satellite dish with fur.
470
00:17:29,859 --> 00:17:32,195
- Ugh, he could be
anywhere by now.
471
00:17:32,262 --> 00:17:33,896
What's the tallest building
in Rackleff?
472
00:17:33,963 --> 00:17:36,031
We need an eagle-eye view
of the whole town.
473
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,601
- An eagle-eye view?
[laughs]
474
00:17:38,668 --> 00:17:40,736
I know how we can
get one of those,
475
00:17:40,803 --> 00:17:42,037
but it will require
476
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:45,175
a bit of sacrifice from you,
heartbreaker.
477
00:17:45,241 --> 00:17:48,043
- Spitsy!
478
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,579
Oh, no,
I'm running out of time.
479
00:17:49,645 --> 00:17:51,714
I have to get Spitsy
to the vet right now.
480
00:17:51,781 --> 00:17:52,782
Spitsy!
481
00:17:52,848 --> 00:17:54,049
[toilet flushes]
Spitsy.
482
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:58,120
[groans]
Spitsy!
483
00:17:58,188 --> 00:17:59,722
Spitsy?
484
00:17:59,789 --> 00:18:02,458
Spitsy!
485
00:18:02,525 --> 00:18:03,859
[grunts]
486
00:18:03,926 --> 00:18:05,161
Spitsy!
487
00:18:05,228 --> 00:18:07,763
[crying]
488
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:10,466
Spitsy, you lovable dimwit!
489
00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:11,801
[crying]
490
00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:15,338
I've destroyed my best friend!
491
00:18:15,405 --> 00:18:17,507
Who's a good boy?
That's right.
492
00:18:17,573 --> 00:18:18,541
You're a good boy!
493
00:18:18,608 --> 00:18:20,142
- [whimpers]
- [gasps]
494
00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:21,844
No!
495
00:18:21,911 --> 00:18:23,779
- * Don't have to tell you *
496
00:18:23,846 --> 00:18:25,748
- [whimpers]
497
00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:27,149
- Spitsy!
498
00:18:27,217 --> 00:18:28,918
- * Precious heart *
499
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:29,885
- [laughs]
- [croaks]
500
00:18:29,952 --> 00:18:30,920
[farts]
501
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:33,088
[all barking]
502
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,724
- * I was standing *
503
00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:36,792
["Never Tear Us Apart"
by INXS]
504
00:18:36,859 --> 00:18:38,628
- Spitsy!
- [squawks and screeches]
505
00:18:38,694 --> 00:18:41,597
[rock music]
506
00:18:41,664 --> 00:18:42,698
* *
507
00:18:42,765 --> 00:18:44,967
- [screams]
508
00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:47,337
- 'Sup.
- [squawks]
509
00:18:47,403 --> 00:18:49,572
[laughter]
510
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:54,777
- [squawking]
511
00:18:54,844 --> 00:18:57,513
- Oh, you like my glasses?
Thanks.
512
00:18:57,580 --> 00:19:01,050
Your, um, your braces
are really cool.
513
00:19:01,116 --> 00:19:03,886
- [squawking]
514
00:19:03,953 --> 00:19:06,188
- Especially since eagles
don't have teeth.
515
00:19:06,256 --> 00:19:07,657
I learned that
in my favorite book,
516
00:19:07,723 --> 00:19:09,792
"The Story That Would
Never Stop Ending."
517
00:19:09,859 --> 00:19:12,662
- [gasps and squawks]
518
00:19:12,728 --> 00:19:13,796
- * Turn around *
519
00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:14,897
- You've read it too?
520
00:19:14,964 --> 00:19:18,133
- [squawking]
521
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,703
- * See *
522
00:19:20,770 --> 00:19:21,804
* In her face *
523
00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:24,907
- Yeah!
[laughs]
524
00:19:24,974 --> 00:19:28,344
- [clucking]
525
00:19:28,411 --> 00:19:30,112
both: * Make believe
I'm everywhere *
526
00:19:30,179 --> 00:19:31,547
- Hey, that's him!
527
00:19:31,614 --> 00:19:33,716
That's Spitsy!
Has he been in my yard
528
00:19:33,783 --> 00:19:36,151
this whole time?
529
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:39,889
both: * Written on the pages *
530
00:19:39,955 --> 00:19:40,990
* Is the answer *
531
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,325
- [squawks]
532
00:19:42,392 --> 00:19:44,327
- Thanks, Falcora!
See you at Mahjong Monday!
533
00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:47,229
- Spitsy!
Quick, what time is it?
534
00:19:47,297 --> 00:19:49,799
- 11:58 Eastern Standard.
535
00:19:49,865 --> 00:19:51,501
- Gah!
There's no way we'll make it
536
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,935
to the vet by noon.
537
00:19:53,002 --> 00:19:56,606
Hey, do you think we can do
his butt thing ourselves?
538
00:19:56,672 --> 00:19:58,741
- Expressing butt glands
539
00:19:58,808 --> 00:20:00,175
isn't brain surgery.
540
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,844
In fact,
it's basically the opposite
541
00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:03,212
of brain surgery,
542
00:20:03,279 --> 00:20:04,880
but it's a perilous procedure.
543
00:20:04,947 --> 00:20:08,951
Some dogs' glands detonate
with a force so magnificent
544
00:20:09,018 --> 00:20:11,321
that many a brave
veterinarians perished.
545
00:20:11,387 --> 00:20:12,988
As much as I love animals--
546
00:20:13,055 --> 00:20:14,557
and again,
I prefer cats to dogs--
547
00:20:14,624 --> 00:20:15,625
I heart cats,
548
00:20:15,691 --> 00:20:17,627
but dogs are great too--
549
00:20:17,693 --> 00:20:19,462
I'm not sure we can risk it.
550
00:20:19,529 --> 00:20:22,197
- Well, I'm not letting
Spitsy down again.
551
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,900
- [panting]
- I owe it to him to try.
552
00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:28,103
- [crying]
553
00:20:29,805 --> 00:20:30,740
[gasps]
554
00:20:30,806 --> 00:20:33,309
[dramatic music]
555
00:20:33,376 --> 00:20:35,978
Wow, I'm an '80s movie dad.
556
00:20:37,179 --> 00:20:38,848
[butt rumbles]
557
00:20:38,914 --> 00:20:40,883
* *
558
00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,385
- [grunts]
Ooh.
559
00:20:42,452 --> 00:20:43,453
- To the left.
560
00:20:43,519 --> 00:20:44,520
[butt squelching]
561
00:20:44,587 --> 00:20:45,888
Now lower.
562
00:20:45,955 --> 00:20:47,857
Now gently palpate.
563
00:20:47,923 --> 00:20:49,058
Compress.
564
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:50,526
[butt squeaks]
Release.
565
00:20:50,593 --> 00:20:52,628
- [farts]
- Up, down, up, down,
566
00:20:52,695 --> 00:20:54,063
up, down.
- [gasps]
567
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:56,231
- [grunts]
568
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,833
- Now count to three,
569
00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,469
and give a light tap.
570
00:20:59,535 --> 00:21:00,603
- One, two, three.
571
00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:01,671
- Teddy, clear!
572
00:21:01,737 --> 00:21:03,138
He's gonna blow!
573
00:21:03,205 --> 00:21:04,907
[butt rumbling]
574
00:21:04,974 --> 00:21:08,010
- [farts]
575
00:21:09,379 --> 00:21:12,448
[panting]
576
00:21:12,515 --> 00:21:14,149
- [laughs]
577
00:21:14,216 --> 00:21:16,919
- That was way less cool
than I was hoping it'd be.
578
00:21:16,986 --> 00:21:18,821
- You impressed me today, Nate.
579
00:21:18,888 --> 00:21:20,356
- Hmm?
- You were selfless.
580
00:21:20,423 --> 00:21:23,058
You put the interests
of another considerably
581
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:25,361
greater creature
above your own self-interest.
582
00:21:25,428 --> 00:21:27,397
- So, uh, no summer school?
583
00:21:27,463 --> 00:21:29,832
- No, no.
Thanks to your heroics
584
00:21:29,899 --> 00:21:32,101
and my dawning realization
that I don't wish to spend
585
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,869
all summer with you,
586
00:21:33,936 --> 00:21:35,705
I am reducing your sentence.
587
00:21:35,771 --> 00:21:37,006
- All right!
588
00:21:37,072 --> 00:21:39,074
- Three weeks detention,
starting tomorrow.
589
00:21:39,141 --> 00:21:41,143
I'll be bringing
Mr. Squigglewhiskers.
590
00:21:41,210 --> 00:21:43,413
He's got some swelling
in his rear
591
00:21:43,479 --> 00:21:45,515
I'm gonna need you
to deal with.
592
00:21:45,581 --> 00:21:48,217
- [squawking]
- [laughs]
593
00:21:48,283 --> 00:21:49,485
Did you know that, uh--
594
00:21:49,552 --> 00:21:52,021
[clears throat]
Lovebirds mate for life?
595
00:21:52,087 --> 00:21:54,757
- [squawks]
- I agree.
596
00:21:54,824 --> 00:21:56,626
[whispers] It's so romantic.
597
00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:58,227
- [squawks]
598
00:21:58,293 --> 00:22:01,931
- * The mirror
of your dreams *
599
00:22:01,997 --> 00:22:05,300
[all chirping]
600
00:22:05,350 --> 00:22:09,900
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