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[man in voiceover]
You're probably wondering
what the hell I'm doing out here
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in a 110 degree heat.
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I wasn't always so desperate.
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At one time I made huge cash
and lived like royalty
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as I gambled the nights away
with the Hollywood elite.
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[slow music]
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I made poker in LA hip
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and made every
big hitter scratch
and crawl their way to my game.
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Now...
I was the one
doing the crawling.
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He looks like shit.
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Relax, I just forgot
my sunblock.
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[reggae music]
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Yeah, I was the king
of Hollywood poker alright.
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I thought
it would never end.
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My name's Duke Madson.
I was an actor.
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At one time
I made good money
in a whole lot of movies.
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[pop song]
♪ Life is sweet, yay
Under my umbrella♪
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♪ Baba baba baraba baba
Baba Baba baba baraba♪
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[Duke]
After Hollywood spit me out,
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I scraped by doing
pitch work and other
hack jobs to make a buck.
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Hey! You wanna see
what else this mop can do?
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[audience cheering] Yeah!
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[camera beep]
[man]
Emphasis off the "can."
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Like what?
Give me a reading.
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[man]
"Wanna see what else
this mop can do?" Action!
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Hey!
You wanna see
what else this mop...? Hey!
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[man] "You wanna see
what else this mop can do?"
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[man 2] That was nice.
[man 3] He's been drinking.
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[man] I'd like to zoom in after.
[man 2] I'd like to zoom out.
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[man] And action!
You know what?
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You wanna hear other things?
[man] Set.
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[man] You're doing "And..."
Okay, come on. Can do!
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[man] Keep your body still.
And action!
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This does everything.
It'll scratch your back.
It'll put you there.
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You put the fucking thing
in the water.
Who gives a shit?
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Let's hear some other
things this mop can do!
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[audience] Oh...
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[Duke]
After that was over,
I was broke and desperate.
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To support my family,
I started up what I knew best:
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A poker game.
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Back then,
I had my regular crew.
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Okay, are we
having fun yet, huh?
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Here we go.
Nickel, nickel ante.
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[Duke]
It was five card draw.
Seven card stud.
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And, of course,
Texas hold 'em.
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There was
Danny, The Magician.
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He'd come
in his beat up magician's
outfit, top hat and all.
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He was also
a terrible player.
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Go ahead, Midge,
it's on you.
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Don't call me Midge,
I'm a little person
With a big cock.
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[Duke] That was Bobby Sanders.
AK Peanut. A former
jockey at Santa Anita.
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And, hey, can I get
a pillow for this chair?
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I feel like I'm sitting
in a fucking coffin.
Jesus Christ!
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[man] He's nervous for a jockey.
[Duke] My crazy brother Carl.
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[Duke] Carl used to be
a top publicist in Hollywood
until he screwed that up.
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He was a two-bit hustler,
to be honest. He was also
an incessant name dropper.
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Did I tell you guys I used
to play strip poker
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with Hugh Hefner
at the Playboy mansion?
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[man] Ay...
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But the Playmates were naked
from the beginning.
It defeated the purpose.
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[man] You're told
to have stories already.
They're very bright.
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[Duke] And then there was Wing.
Two hundred for me.
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[Duke] He was a harmless
action guy I met years ago
at the racetrack.
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He was
the happiest loser
I ever met.
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Smoked me like Korean barbecue.
[man] Abracadabra!
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[Duke] But the secret
to my game was to keep
everybody happy.
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And what a game!
Over the years
it got bigger and better.
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We were playing
two to three times a week.
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Players were
coming out
of the woodwork.
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My beautiful wife KC
would work the phones
like a car salesman.
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Curt, are you in
or are you out?
I need to know.
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[Duke]I knew
every trick and nuance
from the start.
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When to bet,
when to bluff, and how
to read their tells.
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Hey, KC, when the new guy
has a big hand, he twitches.
Write that down.
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Okay.
And Danny the Magician. Huh?
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When he's bluffing, he yawns.
It's a horrible tell.
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Got it. Here we go.
He's crushing it!
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We're gonna play a round
of hold 'em but limit.
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[Duke] I was the ring leader.
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A friend, a drinking buddy,
and a banker.
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Gentlemen!
[Duke] Money was rolling in.
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Then came
my friend Sandor.
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You wanna say it's carnival?
Let's dance. Let's dance.
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[Duke] Sandor was a compulsive
gambler who came from a rich
South American family.
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Rumor was
his mother would send him
a million dollars every year,
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and by year's end,
he'd always gambled it away.
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Another thing
that made this game great
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was there was always
some kind of crazy prop bet.
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[Duke] Props were side bets.
Wait a minute, I won.
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We bet thousands
on all kinds of stuff.
You name it.
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Oh! Oh! Get off me!
[men laughing]
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[man] He's gonna lose it.
[man 2] Thirty seconds left!
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Thirteen, fourteen,
fifteen, sixteen!
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You're gonna make it!
[Duke] Okay, great, back up.
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[men] Go back, go back.
Fuck you! Be specific!
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Your right, your right!
[man] He's gonna kill himself!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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[man] Damn it!
The little runt did it!
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[Duke] All in all, we were
happy. We were out of debt.
Things were beautiful.
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Hundred.
[bell ringing]
I'll go.
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[Duke]
Then... it happened.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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[Duke] A holdup.
Holy...
Fuck!
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Put the fucking cash
on the table!
Now, assholes, now!
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[Duke] He took us
for everything.
Gosh!
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KC had had enough.
We had to move the game.
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Beverly Hills.
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Swimming pools,
movie stars.
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I found this
perfect spot in the back room
of the Cuba Club.
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What do you think?
This will do.
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[Duke] With KC by my side,
the game exploded.
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It became
the biggest underground
game in the city.
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Doctors, lawyers,
B-level celebrities.
Nobody could play worth a damn.
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Hey, hey, how are you?
What have I missed so far?
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[Duke] Like this big guy
across the table from me,
a local attorney.
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Sounds about right.
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Duke, Rob McNeely, brother!
Nice to meet you, man.
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[Duke] Who I found out quickly
loved to crush your hand.
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From that day on,
I called him "Squeeze. "
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Ready? Right card.
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[Duke] Carl would hit up
the new marks
with old school con games.
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KC hosted,
did the books.
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The stakes got
naturally higher,
and so did my winnings.
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I was winning
so much cash, we had
to bury it in the back yard.
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[KC] Watch my fingers.
Watch my fingers! Ow!
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[Duke] Then a few years later,
the poker boom hit.
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That guy just bet
a million with nothing!
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[Duke] It was all over TV
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And everyone wanted
to play my game.
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Gentlemen, I'd like you
to meet Sebastian.
Good luck.
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[Duke] Sebastian Salter,
the hottest young
director in Hollywood.
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Humble,
compassionate, unassuming.
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These were qualities
Sebastian would never have.
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How're you doing?
I'm Duke. I run the game.
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I know who you are.
You're the pitch guy, huh...
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You sell catheters and diapers
and all that shit.
You're very talented.
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Glad you enjoy
the products.
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[Duke]I knew
this guy was gonna be trouble.
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[Duke] But I also knew
he'd be good for the game.
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Yo, Sebastian.
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I'm Carl, Duke's brother.
How're you doing, man?
Big fan.
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I used to be a publicist.
I handled Stallone...
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Oh, you handled Sly,
did you?
No, Frank.
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Anyway, welcome
to the game, man.
Big fan, big fan!
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Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Good to see you.
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Check.
This might
break your heart.
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Too easy,
this is too easy.
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[Duke] This guy was good.
I thought I was with real men.
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[Duke] And I mean very good.
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What was that,
third hand tonight?
Here, sweetheart.
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Hey!
Hey, Pitchman. Am I good?
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Yeah. Sit down. Sit down.
Relax. Nice win.
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Nice win. What?
About ten grand?
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Eleven actually,
but who's counting?
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It's barely enough
to cover a weekend
in Turks and Caicos.
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But, I like this,
and I like what you've
done with the place.
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This is fun.
I like it a lot.
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Man, well, you should,
you're a good player.
You've been playing a long time?
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Mm... Six months.
Yeah, about six months.
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Yeah, I've got
a photographic memory.
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IQ of 175. I don't brag about it
too much, but it's important
that you should know.
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I watched a lot of poker
on TV, I learned,
now I'm basically pro level.
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Nobody likes a bragger.
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Anyway, enough about me.
How about you? How'd you feel
about my being here?
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I don't want to make you
uncomfortable having
a ringer at the table.
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It's your game.
No, you're not. You're fine.
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You're in the game.
It's nice to hear.
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It's nice to hear
'cause I've got a plan.
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I say we get rid
of all these amateur fucks.
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I mean ruin 'em. Take 'em
to the fucking cleaners.
You know what I mean?
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Put 'em out on the streets.
Put down a lot of good money,
you and me.
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All we gotta do is
get rid of the good players.
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Wait. Slow down. Okay?
I can't get rid of my friends
because they win, you know?
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Ah!
Just one of my rules.
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Also we don't
rake here, you know?
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We quit at two o'clock
and we never
cherry pick the players.
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We have a friendly
poker game.
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I get it.
I'll be your soldier, brother.
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I'll be fucking Tom Hanks
in Private Ryan,
you know what I mean?
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Only better looking.
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[Duke]
After just a few hours
with this blowhard,
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where all he did
was brag and talk about
his new found poker idols,
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Doyle Brunson, Puggy Pearson
and Amarillo Slim...
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00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:17,178
Now, come on, Puggy Pearson
gave Doyle Brunson
the same bet in the eighties.
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Those guys were
out of fucking control.
That's when men were men.
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[Duke]
....who he always misquoted.
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[Sebastian]
"If you can't spot a sailor
at the table, you're it. "
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[Duke]
Then he started bragging
about other things.
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Did I tell you
I was a black belt
in karate?
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Ay!
[Duke] This guy was a nut bag.
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[Duke]And as we say in poker,
I was priced in,
and I had to see the flaw.
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[Duke] With Sebastian playing,
he brought in
some high rolling friends,
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like Angry Jim, who was
in the meat packing industry.
Or something like that.
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Hey,
assholes, help push
the chips over here.
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You want me
to throw you down
a flight of fucking stairs?
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I'll do it,
you motherfuckers.
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[Duke]All I know is,
you didn't mess
with this guy.
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[Duke] Then there was
Puppet Hank,
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who made millions years ago
in the dot com business.
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[Duke] He was a wannabe
ventriloquist
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who never went anywhere
without his creepy puppet.
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[Duke]But when he'd
go broke, he'd go
a little Tourette's.
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Fuck you!
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What did he say?
I didn't say shit.
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This one said, "Fuck you."
Hank, put the puppet away. Okay?
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Relax. Get some therapy.
Alright. Fuck you, fuck you,
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bitch, bastard, bitch, bastard,
fucking shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, fuck you...
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[Duke] With Sebastian in,
things were going great.
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[Duke] He even livened
things up by giving Carl
an interesting free role.
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[Carl] Who's got the black Audi?
[laughs]
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Fuck, man!
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Hey! Three more months,
twinkle toes!
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If you come anywhere
without wearing your D-cup,
it's off.
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[Duke]
My crazy brother Carl.
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For fifty thousand,
he had to dress in drag
for three months. Pathetic.
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[reggae music]
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♪ Yeah, na boy, na ♪
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♪ Okay,
Don't need no introduction♪
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[Duke] As the game grew,
it was very clear.
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Sebastian was a winner.
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How can you
fucking call that? Hm?
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[Duke]
But I was the one player
he couldn't beat.
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Lucky son of a bitch.
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[Duke] And he hated me
because of it.
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[Duke] As time went by,
we took lots
of gambling trips together.
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Cabo, Vegas, Miami.
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But then we always
came back to the golf.
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Chucky Burns.
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Television star,
drug addict, drunk...
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But just
a sweetheart of a guy.
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He has no idea.
I haven't
been outside for days.
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00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,721
Yeah?
That's great. Alright,
we got a four-way scramble,
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three ways with the cube.
I got Chucky.
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I'll take Puppet Hank,
Sandor, and Carly,
2000 a man. What do you say?
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00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:16,607
No, you're not taking Carly.
She's playing on for six.
I want her on my side.
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00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,650
[Duke] Okay,
I'll take Squeeze then.
239
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,235
You take Squeeze,
but stop coning me.
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00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:22,654
I'm not coning you.
You're taking a piss.
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00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,365
Stop it.
Okay, I'll take drag boy then.
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00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:26,575
Nobody's taking drag boy.
Carly's staying with me.
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[Duke] Puppet Hank.
Put down the puppet.
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You have to put that...
You're on my team.
He's...
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Put it down.
He's caddying me.
You can't have him.
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00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:36,585
I got him.
Fucking no.
Carly, you're gonna caddie me.
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00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,671
Carly now?
Don't make me
punch you in the vulva!
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00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:40,756
[Duke] Ah, easy!
249
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:48,222
I hit the tits off of that one!
I hit the tits off of that one!
250
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,973
[Carl laughing]
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00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,142
Well, he just ruined tits
for me the rest of my life.
252
00:14:53,811 --> 00:14:58,607
[Duke] We'd play all day.
Eighteen, sometimes
36 holes in one afternoon.
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Action bets on everything.
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00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,530
Give me your best shots,
bitches.
Fire!
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00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:07,324
[Duke] Like the five grand,
hit the sucker bet
for fifty yards out,
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where our group had
two minutes
to hurt our victim.
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Yeah!
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00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:19,586
[moaning in pain]
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00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,216
[Duke] After golf,
we'd pay off the rangers.
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Gentlemen!
Duke] Squeeze always insisted.
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[Squeeze]
Thanks for your troubles.
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Ah!
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00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:33,892
Don't worry,
I didn't forget you.
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00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,519
Oh! Jesus!
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00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,355
Be good, now.
Thank you. Fuck.
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00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,447
[Duke] Then,
it was payoff time.
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00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,451
[Duke]Afterwards,
the real laughs came
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when the guys got drunk
and made stupid prop bets,
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00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,249
like the time
Angry Jim and Sebastian
bet 25 grand each
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00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:00,461
that the new golf caddie
could eat 50 donuts
in one hour.
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00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:04,673
And if you don't eat it,
I'm gonna fucking
stuff 'em up your ass!
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00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,925
[Duke]It was
an impossible feat.
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00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:10,888
[Duke] About a half hour in
and 25 donuts down...
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Atta boy, you...
Don't you fucking
hurl on me!
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00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:17,936
[Duke] The poor kid turned
green and ran out the place
to take his one barf rule.
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[Duke] But he
returned quickly,
and to everyone's surprise,
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the kid ate
the other 25
and won the bet!
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00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,906
Beautiful! Beautiful!
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00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,657
[Duke] Found out
a couple months later,
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the caddie had
an identical twin brother.
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[Duke] Angry and Sebastian
set us up to perfection.
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00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:43,003
[Duke] You had to watch
these guys. You never knew
who was coning who.
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00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:50,511
Boys, I had
my first cigar at five
and first piece of ass at ten.
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00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,513
Was it consensual?
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00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:55,390
[men laughing]
Yeah, your mom said it was okay.
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00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:57,684
Got you!
Carly, close your legs.
287
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,354
I can see your balls
by your knees. Disgusting.
288
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:06,443
Listen. I've got an idea.
Walk to Vegas
in seven days... A mil.
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00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,780
[men whistling]
Walk to Vegas? That's...
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00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,115
Million dollars.
Interesting.
291
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:15,494
Amarillo Slim
and Doyle Brunson.
Yeah.
292
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:18,830
He laid down a bet
forty years ago.
Forty years.
293
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:21,250
No one here can do it.
I'm certainly not doing it.
294
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,876
Come on.
Prove me wrong.
295
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,337
Listen. It's easy
to figure out. Forty miles.
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00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:28,006
Yeah.
A day.
Because it's 280 miles.
297
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,675
No. It can't be done.
298
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:33,971
It's more like nine days,
maybe ten.
Or eleven.
299
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:38,308
Eleven! You can't
do that in seven days.
It's impossible, unwinnable.
300
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:40,727
Forget it. I'm not doing it.
Me, neither. No chance.
301
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:44,314
I'd be lucky to walk to the car.
[men laughing]
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00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:47,943
[Duke] But later that night,
Sebastian showed
his true colors.
303
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:55,242
[Duke] When he took Sandor
back to his house
and beat him for 250 grand.
304
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,587
[laughing]
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00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:10,090
[Duke] I found out
about it a few days later.
306
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:14,303
Oh, come on,
you're acting
like a little bitch.
307
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:19,224
I told you, Sebastian,
don't hijack my players,
especially my friend Sandor!
308
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:21,268
He's a grown man.
He knew what he was doing.
309
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,854
What's a fucking goat
doing here?
I asked for a camel.
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00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,981
You broke the guy
when he was
stone cold drunk!
311
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,650
No one's heard from him in days!
[Sebastian] I don't know.
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00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:31,987
Maybe he's gone back
to South America, scrounging
another mil off his mother.
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00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,281
I mean, the point is,
it's not my fault.
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00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,826
As the great hustler
Amarillo Slim used to say,
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00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:40,078
"all is fair
in a snake pit," Dukey.
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00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,623
[Duke] No, no, he said,
"I'll put a rattlesnake
in your pocket
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00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,666
and I'll ask for a match,"
you moron!
318
00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:50,714
Alright, you ask me,
we go the car,
we get a golf club,
319
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,549
and we pay that creep
a visit right now.
320
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:55,761
Relax, Carl.
321
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,597
[Duke whispering] Golf club
and a car. Psycho.
322
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:05,646
[Duke] Carl was especially mad
at Sebastian due to a situation
a few days before.
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00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:08,440
Redheads.
324
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,903
I've always been into redheads.
325
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:18,116
Well, too bad for you.
'Cause I'm not a redhead!
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00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,327
Got you.
327
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,830
[Duke] That little incident
cost Carl fifty grand.
328
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:26,667
[Duke]
Sebastian stiffed him
on a technicality.
329
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:34,424
[Duke]As the years went by,
the game shifted to mansions,
hotels... Went to another level.
330
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,013
[Duke] My winning streak
continued.
331
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:46,269
[Duke]I kept hiding most
of our cash in the backyard.
Just in case of the unknown.
332
00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:53,860
[Duke] Then we were playing
in this mansion
in some day game
333
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:56,238
a couple of days
before Thanksgiving.
334
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,949
[Duke] We were supposed
to quit that night,
but Walter Brooks,
335
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:02,953
a wealthy billionaire
friend of Sebastian's,
was just getting started.
336
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,914
[Duke] Brooks was one
of the most successful
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00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,041
diamond field
and hedge fund owners.
338
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:12,838
[Duke] He was down
over 200 grand that day,
and he didn't blink an eye.
339
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:16,299
I'll buy another fifty, please.
Me, too.
340
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,885
[Duke] Then there was
Chucky Burns.
341
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:22,556
[Duke] The drunken,
drug-addicted sitcom star
having his own struggles.
342
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:31,648
[Duke] This was
the game of games.
The perfect storm.
343
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:34,776
[Duke] The problem was
we played right
into Thanksgiving Day,
344
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,945
and no one
had any thoughts of leaving.
345
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:40,115
[KC] You know that we are
four hours away
from people arriving.
346
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:42,784
[KC] Where the hell are you?
I'm killing it here.
347
00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:46,204
I'm in the greatest
game of all time! This could
change our entire life!
348
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:49,750
If you don't get home soon,
I'm gonna change
your entire life!
349
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,752
[whispering] No! No, get out.
350
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,888
[Duke] Chucky lost a record
seven hundred thousand.
351
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,435
[Duke]
I won two hundred
and fifty thousand of it.
352
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:13,732
[Duke] The biggest score
of my entire life.
353
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:18,236
[Duke] A few weeks later,
Angry Jim came by
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00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:22,449
to pick up money I owed
him from a boxing bet,
about 10 grand.
355
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,832
[sighing]
356
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:34,044
You made me come out
to the San Fernando Valley.
357
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:38,507
You know they got
poison gases out here
that the government covers up.
358
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:41,092
Oh,
by the way, did you hear?
359
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:43,553
That actor prick, Chucky?
360
00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:46,515
His check bounced.
Yeah I know,
I know. Mine too.
361
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:50,018
He owes me two fifty.
Don't worry about him.
He's very good for it.
362
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:55,440
Yeah. Well if he's not,
I'm gonna rip out his eyes
and rape his fuckin' skull.
363
00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:58,652
A little much?
Maybe.
364
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:00,695
My blood sugar's low.
365
00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:04,741
[Duke] Is that Carl?
[groaning]
366
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:11,206
[groaning]
Carl! What happened?
367
00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:13,166
Carl! Oh!
What happened?
368
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,877
They took my car.
They accused me of cheating.
369
00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:17,504
Who? Who accused
you of cheating?
370
00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:20,090
The Mexicans,
in the Calexico game!
371
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,385
They said
I had phony dice!
Did you?
372
00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:26,555
Duke! That's out of line!
Out of line!
373
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:29,724
How stupid do I look?
[Duke] That meant "yes. "
374
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:33,478
[Duke] For years Carl
would run down to this
border town game in Calexico
375
00:22:33,562 --> 00:22:37,774
in the back of a seedy bar
and roll dice
with scum bags and gangsters.
376
00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:39,484
[Duke]
It was just a matter of time.
377
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:42,195
Anyway, they took me out
back in the alley.
378
00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:45,198
Threw hot sauce
in my eyes. Hot sauce!
379
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:47,951
And then the last thing
I remember,
they're beating my knee.
380
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,245
Look at this.
Beating my knee
with a frying pan.
381
00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:54,207
[Angry] Frying pan?
Fucking Mexicans.
Always thinking of food.
382
00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:57,085
[Angry laughing] Okay, alright.
That's not funny.
383
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:01,756
Hey.
Can you pay this guy?
They took my whole roll.
384
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,342
Yeah. Yeah.
No, I got it. I got it.
385
00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:06,177
[Angry] I got you covered.
[Carl] My God!
386
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,013
Can I stay for supper?
[Angry] Here you go.
387
00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:10,765
I'm starving.
388
00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:14,227
[Duke] From that day on,
my brother walked on sticks.
389
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:20,025
About a month later,
Walter Brooks flew us all out
to his Napa Valley vineyard.
390
00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:24,613
It was to celebrate
this new fancy wine he acquired
for a zillion dollars.
391
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:30,285
We were all having
a blast, higher
than the state of Colorado,
392
00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,787
before the temple
of doom cornered me.
393
00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:36,541
That actor prick Chucky...
He still hasn't paid me.
394
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:38,668
I know, I know, Angry.
He's good for it.
395
00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:42,464
Oh, man.
Fucking pisses me off!
Bad debts ruin games.
396
00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:44,549
You know
what I ought to do?
397
00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:47,302
I ought to throw
that cocksucker down
a fucking flight of stairs!
398
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:49,679
Easy, Godfather.
He'll pay.
399
00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:52,933
[Duke]I sounded confident,
but I was owed
a lot of money, too.
400
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,809
[Duke]
Chucky was back in rehab.
401
00:23:55,518 --> 00:23:58,063
[man whistling]
[clinking glass]
402
00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:01,316
[applause]
403
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,319
Thank you,
thank you, one and all.
404
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:08,698
[Walter] I want to begin
by welcoming
all of you to my home.
405
00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:12,535
Even my degenerate group
of gambling friends
406
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,746
who have
set such a terrible
example for me.
407
00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:16,498
[laughter]
408
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:21,544
But seriously,
I am a very lucky man.
409
00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:27,008
[Walter] But wealth is
of no value unless you have
friends with which to share it.
410
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:33,556
I regard
each and every one of you
as my friend.
411
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,392
[laughing]
412
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,560
And because
you are my friend,
you are my family.
413
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:41,564
[alter] It would honor me
greatly if you would
accept my invitation
414
00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:45,443
to participate
in my extraordinary
good fortune.
415
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:49,614
Hear, hear!
[applause]
416
00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:51,741
[Duke]
Checkmate.
Slam dunk, over!
417
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:53,994
[Duke]
The most successful
business man in the world
418
00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:56,579
just gave us an "in"
to all his investment riches.
419
00:24:56,663 --> 00:25:00,000
[Duke]Impossible
for the ordinary man.
But we were chosen.
420
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,002
Congratulations.
421
00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:04,462
[Duke]
As bad as Sebastian was,
I owed him for this one.
422
00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:10,093
[Duke] When I got back to LA,
I rounded up
practically all of our money.
423
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:15,765
[Duke] Total about 1.2 million
and wired it immediately in
to Walter's main hedge fund.
424
00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:19,936
[Duke] Deep down, I knew
money really couldn't
bring you happiness.
425
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:23,648
[Duke] But right now,
we weren't very deep,
and we were really happy.
426
00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:27,777
[Duke] Time went by
and all was well,
427
00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:31,865
even though Chucky
went sideways
and never paid anyone.
428
00:25:32,824 --> 00:25:35,035
[Duke]
Then, the day got real bad.
429
00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:38,455
We are following
breaking news tonight.
430
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:41,041
We've learned
that billionaire Walter Brooks,
431
00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:43,918
chairman of one
of the most successful
venture capital firms,
432
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:45,712
has been indicted
by the US Government
433
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:48,381
for what appears to be
running a Ponzi scheme.
434
00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:51,009
Now his whereabouts
are unknown at this time,
435
00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:55,263
leaving disgruntled
investors in ruins
and desperate for answers.
436
00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:56,514
What?
437
00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:01,519
[KC] No!
438
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:07,734
[Duke]After days
of phone calls
to lawyers, cops, even FBI,
439
00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:10,361
we finally realized
that our money was gone.
440
00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:16,076
[Duke] The worst
part about it is
that Sebastian told people
441
00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:19,704
he never really trusted Brooks
and never invested a dime.
442
00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:25,543
[Duke] To make
matters worse,
he was having a game.
443
00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:27,837
[Duke]
My game with my players.
444
00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:30,298
I got a knife and duct tape!
And I'm bringing it!
445
00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:32,759
Who do you think we are?
The Sopranos?
Get back in the car.
446
00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:38,389
[Duke] Where's Sebastian?
447
00:26:45,563 --> 00:26:47,857
What is
all the excitement? Huh?
448
00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,734
Ah! Dukemeister.
449
00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:52,987
What the hell's going on?
450
00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:55,031
You're relieved, big man.
Thank you.
451
00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:56,991
What's that?
What're you talking about?
452
00:26:57,075 --> 00:26:59,077
What are you doing?
You having a game?
453
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,371
My game? And you
don't invite me?
454
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,916
This is
a hundred grand buy in.
You told me you're broke.
455
00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:06,709
You're trying
to steal my game.
456
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,211
Wah!
457
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:14,634
Duke, remember.
I'm sixth degree in black belt
on martial arts scale.
458
00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:17,971
Do not make me
karate the fuck at you.
459
00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:26,354
Okay.
But for the record,
it's fifth degree black belt.
460
00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:28,022
It only goes up
to fifth degree!
461
00:27:28,106 --> 00:27:30,275
Not in Europe. It's
a different fucking scale!
462
00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:32,443
Different scale? Really?
It's the metric system!
463
00:27:32,527 --> 00:27:33,903
Explain.
What do you mean explain?
464
00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:35,905
Didn't you go to school?
Yes, I did!
465
00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:37,407
Right!
Well, the metric system!
466
00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,742
What are you talking about?
The European metric system!
467
00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,578
I know the metric system!
468
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,208
Is it fifth?
469
00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:48,960
Fuck!
That's embarrassing.
470
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:56,301
[Duke] With my game stolen
and my bankroll destroyed,
471
00:27:56,384 --> 00:27:59,637
I quickly tried to collect
on my Chucky Burns marker.
472
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:02,849
[Duke] This whackjob
did owe me
a quarter of a million dollars.
473
00:28:06,311 --> 00:28:07,395
Hey!
474
00:28:08,479 --> 00:28:10,106
Hey! Hey! You look good.
475
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:11,733
You look good.
Thanks. You?
476
00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:13,735
Yeah. I'm fine.
You look good.
477
00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:16,988
You look good.
Very healthy.
478
00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:21,284
[Duke]
Look, I got a problem.
479
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,454
I'm really busted.
I need money.
480
00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:28,708
You owe me some money.
Two hundred
and fifty thousand.
481
00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:32,879
[nervous laugh]
482
00:28:34,672 --> 00:28:36,716
Do I really owe you
a quarter of a million?
483
00:28:37,675 --> 00:28:41,304
I'm not doubting you.
I just have
no memory of it.
484
00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:45,266
Yes. Yes, you owe me
250 000 dollars.
485
00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:48,102
Remember the Thanksgiving
game? You got gobbled up.
486
00:28:48,186 --> 00:28:50,230
Right. Right.
487
00:28:58,321 --> 00:29:00,490
Can I offer you a line?
No.
488
00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,201
You want some of these?
No.
489
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:04,786
Some of these?
No.
490
00:29:04,869 --> 00:29:06,329
Some of this?
No.
491
00:29:08,873 --> 00:29:10,124
Okay. So...
492
00:29:14,045 --> 00:29:16,714
I wanna pay you.
I wanna pay you the money.
493
00:29:16,839 --> 00:29:19,842
Thank God. Thank God.
I knew you'd come through.
Thank you!
494
00:29:20,510 --> 00:29:21,511
But I'm broke.
495
00:29:23,638 --> 00:29:24,639
You're broke.
496
00:29:25,306 --> 00:29:27,392
Yeah. No one's
fucking hiring me anymore.
497
00:29:27,475 --> 00:29:28,518
I don't get it.
498
00:29:30,603 --> 00:29:31,771
Well, it's
a shock to me.
499
00:29:33,022 --> 00:29:34,148
Look, I'll see you around.
500
00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:38,945
Hey Duke! Hey,
uh, hey Duke. Duke?
501
00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:42,448
I'm really sorry.
502
00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:46,202
Hey, don't worry.
503
00:29:47,245 --> 00:29:51,708
My old man used to tell me
everyone goes broke,
only bums don't come back.
504
00:29:52,542 --> 00:29:53,543
You're not a bum.
505
00:29:54,711 --> 00:29:56,004
No, I'm not a bum.
506
00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:00,300
Winner. I'm a winner!
507
00:30:01,426 --> 00:30:05,305
I'm a winner! Whoo!
508
00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:11,144
[Duke]
Months went by
and things got worse.
509
00:30:12,562 --> 00:30:14,188
[Duke]
I was dead broke
with bills to pay
510
00:30:14,272 --> 00:30:16,357
and a family who acted
like I didn't exist.
511
00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:19,777
Hey! Love you guys!
512
00:30:19,902 --> 00:30:21,904
Yeah, right dad, right!
513
00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:24,782
[phone ringing]
514
00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:26,451
[Duke]
Then... a break.
515
00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:29,829
Hello?
516
00:30:31,581 --> 00:30:35,043
[Duke]A call
from Sebastian to meet.
He said he had good news.
517
00:30:35,126 --> 00:30:37,253
[Duke] I was at his house
in twenty minutes.
518
00:30:37,337 --> 00:30:39,505
Beautiful, last, we'll
sink a little bit lower
519
00:30:39,589 --> 00:30:41,424
with each out breath,
each inhale,
520
00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:43,551
lengthen,
from middle sternum
to crown of the head,
521
00:30:43,634 --> 00:30:46,304
each exhale sink
a little bit lower,
522
00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:48,514
there we go. One more in,
press your in...
Hey.
523
00:30:48,598 --> 00:30:49,724
Now let's move...
524
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,018
[Sebastian] Get me
a nice towel.
525
00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:56,397
Namaste, Duke.
526
00:30:57,315 --> 00:31:01,027
So, why am I here?
To watch you
audition for Peter Pan?
527
00:31:01,110 --> 00:31:03,446
What, does this make
you uncomfortable? Hmm?
528
00:31:05,948 --> 00:31:08,284
Listen,
the reason you're here.
529
00:31:09,452 --> 00:31:12,205
I know you've had
a tough time
with Walter Brooks.
530
00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:16,209
I know
that prick Chucky
still owes you some dough.
531
00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:19,712
So I'd like
to buy Chucky's marker
off of you.
532
00:31:20,797 --> 00:31:21,798
Really?
533
00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:24,550
It's worth 250 grand.
534
00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:29,305
Yeah, but rumor has it,
he is one foot in the grave
and he's MC Hammer broke.
535
00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:33,267
You know?
So, I'm thinking,
I'll buy his marker.
536
00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:36,729
Maybe it pays off
in ten years.
Maybe it don't.
537
00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:39,857
But for forty grand,
it might be with worth it.
538
00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:42,568
Forty grand! No,
that's ridiculous.
539
00:31:43,736 --> 00:31:45,822
Okay. I knew you'd bargain.
540
00:31:47,031 --> 00:31:50,159
I'm willing to go up.
Sixty. But not more.
541
00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:53,413
I'll take it.
542
00:31:55,623 --> 00:31:56,624
Of course you will.
543
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:01,963
[Duke]
With the sixty grand,
I laid low for a while.
544
00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:05,591
[Duke]And waited
for the right game.
545
00:32:08,886 --> 00:32:10,888
[Duke]A thing happens
when you're used to playing
546
00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:13,516
for a hundred grand
and now you're
playing for ten.
547
00:32:15,518 --> 00:32:19,772
[Duke] You play bad.
I lost the entire sixty
in one night.
548
00:32:27,822 --> 00:32:31,993
So... we're down
to the two dollar
tequila now, huh?
549
00:32:33,369 --> 00:32:34,370
Pathetic.
550
00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,001
Here's some bad news.
551
00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:46,466
What? What is this?
552
00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:51,387
Yeah. Great timing
to sell to Sebastian.
553
00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:56,392
Chucky's rich again.
I heard he paid Sebastian
back the 250K weeks ago.
554
00:32:57,977 --> 00:33:01,522
It gets worse.
Read the part about who's
executive producing the show.
555
00:33:01,606 --> 00:33:04,942
Sebastian.
Oh, my God! No, no!
556
00:33:05,067 --> 00:33:07,570
Which means Sebastian knew
he was doing the show
557
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:10,156
and he couldn't wait
to hustle you.
Fucking...!
558
00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:14,702
You better just straighten up,
you drunken fool. Alright?
559
00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:16,996
You just got robbed again
by that scumbag!
560
00:33:19,957 --> 00:33:21,417
Time to get
your balls back.
561
00:33:23,419 --> 00:33:24,629
Let's snap this guy.
562
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,262
[Duke]
About a week later,
I met up with Angry Jim.
563
00:33:33,346 --> 00:33:36,390
[Duke] I was gonna try
and sell him my golf clubs
for two hundred bucks
564
00:33:36,474 --> 00:33:38,601
even though
they were probably
still worth a grand.
565
00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:40,311
[Duke]I was
desperate for money.
566
00:33:41,938 --> 00:33:44,482
You made me
come out to the valley
again for these?
567
00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:47,527
These clubs look like
they've been through a war.
568
00:33:48,152 --> 00:33:50,571
[Duke] Yeah.
[phone ringing]
569
00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:52,198
Hello.
570
00:33:57,286 --> 00:33:58,454
What?
571
00:34:00,665 --> 00:34:04,961
[Duke] Sandor was dead.
He had a heart attack
at the racetrack.
572
00:34:13,052 --> 00:34:15,012
Sandor was
a very special guy.
573
00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:17,723
True gambler.
574
00:34:20,268 --> 00:34:24,021
A man with great passion
and many, many friends.
575
00:34:26,691 --> 00:34:29,527
Don't seem like to me.
There's what? Eight people?
576
00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:33,864
If you were broke,
Sandor would give you money.
577
00:34:34,824 --> 00:34:36,117
He wasn't about himself.
578
00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:39,328
Unlike
other people in this room.
579
00:34:41,205 --> 00:34:42,456
I think he's talking
about you.
580
00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:45,126
He was about giving.
Oh, he gave.
581
00:34:46,335 --> 00:34:48,212
He still owes me
like twenty five grand.
582
00:34:49,297 --> 00:34:51,257
Welcher, welcher...
Hey, come on.
583
00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:53,843
Sandor,
you were a great man.
584
00:34:55,303 --> 00:34:56,804
May the river card
always hit you.
585
00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:02,852
I'm sorry. So sorry.
586
00:35:06,689 --> 00:35:09,108
You know, I think
I'd like to say
a little something.
587
00:35:10,443 --> 00:35:13,613
Hey! You can't say a damn word!
What? I'm paying my respect.
588
00:35:13,696 --> 00:35:15,865
Respects? Respect him?
Yeah.
589
00:35:15,948 --> 00:35:17,825
You didn't respect him
when you broke him
590
00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:20,161
for 250 000 when he was
stone cold drunk, did you?
591
00:35:20,244 --> 00:35:22,413
Why are you
bringing that up now?
592
00:35:22,496 --> 00:35:24,332
Sit down.
You sit down.
593
00:35:24,415 --> 00:35:27,168
I will sit down. You sit down.
I stood up first. You sit down.
594
00:35:27,251 --> 00:35:28,628
Sorry.
He's very emotional.
595
00:35:28,711 --> 00:35:30,338
He's emotional.
My apologies.
596
00:35:30,421 --> 00:35:32,006
He's emotional right now.
597
00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:33,633
Sit down.
You sit down.
598
00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:36,344
No, you sit down.
Sit down.
599
00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:38,262
I'm gonna sit down.
Sit down.
600
00:35:38,346 --> 00:35:41,098
He's insensitive.
Insensitive! Yes!
601
00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:55,863
[knocking on wood]
It's a nice fucking box.
What is that, oak?
602
00:35:56,697 --> 00:35:58,783
I'm very sorry
for your loss.
Thank you.
603
00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:02,036
[woman struggling]
604
00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:10,127
[sighing]
Hi, Papiana.
605
00:36:10,252 --> 00:36:12,713
Oh!
I'm so sorry!
606
00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:15,216
Oh, sweetie,
that was so beautiful.
607
00:36:15,299 --> 00:36:17,134
Thank you. Thank you.
608
00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:20,137
And thank you
for what you said
about my brother.
609
00:36:20,262 --> 00:36:22,807
Thank you.
Anyway, uh...
610
00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:28,521
Every year my mother would
send Sandor a sum of money
to enjoy his life with.
611
00:36:28,604 --> 00:36:30,481
Right.
Anyway...
612
00:36:30,564 --> 00:36:33,359
In honor of Sandor
and your friendship,
613
00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:37,029
my mother and I
would like you to have this.
614
00:36:37,905 --> 00:36:38,906
Oh.
615
00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:41,117
[Wing] What is it?
616
00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:46,789
[Wing] You're kidding! No way!
Holy fuck! Oh my God! Oh my God!
617
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,125
[Wing]
Duke just inherited
a million dollars!
618
00:36:51,127 --> 00:36:53,045
We're saved.
We won't lose the house!
619
00:36:53,129 --> 00:36:55,923
[Angry]
Wow! Duke's rolling in
the big money now, huh.
620
00:36:56,632 --> 00:36:59,802
[Wing] Woohoo!
My grandpa used to say
621
00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:02,471
sometimes good can
come from sorrow.
622
00:37:04,682 --> 00:37:08,310
Hey, listen.
Perhaps with this,
maybe the old man here
623
00:37:09,437 --> 00:37:11,939
could buy his way
back in my game
with this sort of money.
624
00:37:12,022 --> 00:37:14,483
Relax, conman.
I'll never play
in your game again.
625
00:37:14,567 --> 00:37:16,944
Why are you calling me names?
Why is he being so hostile?
626
00:37:17,027 --> 00:37:18,738
I was just coming over
to congratulate you.
627
00:37:18,821 --> 00:37:20,948
No, you weren't.
You came over here
because of this.
628
00:37:21,031 --> 00:37:23,576
We have a little money
again that we can
get out of debt with.
629
00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:25,494
You want to hustle it.
I know you.
630
00:37:25,578 --> 00:37:27,496
But I don't want your money.
Good! Good.
631
00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:29,874
Now please leave
before I bust your face!
How about that?
632
00:37:29,957 --> 00:37:31,709
[Wing] Hey, come on guys.
He's mean to me.
633
00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:35,379
Now I am mad, I do want
your fucking money.
Hey, hey!
634
00:37:35,463 --> 00:37:36,797
You want my money.
635
00:37:36,881 --> 00:37:39,425
He is bragging
about how he wins any prop.
636
00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:41,552
Smartest man
in the room. Right, Duke?
637
00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:43,012
Don't know
what you're talking about.
638
00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:45,765
Why don't
you put your money
where your mouth is?
639
00:37:45,848 --> 00:37:47,725
You pick a prop.
Anything. Sound fair?
640
00:37:48,517 --> 00:37:51,645
Head's up at poker?
Game of golf.
Whatever you want.
641
00:37:52,229 --> 00:37:54,190
Be a big man.
Put your money down.
642
00:37:55,608 --> 00:37:57,151
You're not really thinking...
643
00:37:57,234 --> 00:37:59,069
Babe, stay out of this.
You know what I think?
644
00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:03,240
I think the problem
is that you've played
the knowing gambler too long.
645
00:38:03,908 --> 00:38:05,618
You're a has been
who just wants to play
646
00:38:05,701 --> 00:38:07,536
in his shitty
little valley game.
647
00:38:08,746 --> 00:38:10,998
I'll do it!
Get your million ready.
648
00:38:11,081 --> 00:38:13,209
[Wing] Oh, no. Oh God.
Are you crazy?
649
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:15,544
We got our life back,
now you want
to risk everything?
650
00:38:15,628 --> 00:38:18,214
Babe, Sandor
would've wanted this.
I've got the edge.
651
00:38:18,297 --> 00:38:20,090
We'll win.
Who's crushing it?
652
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:23,803
Not you!
You're on your own!
653
00:38:25,471 --> 00:38:28,182
This is without me.
[Angry] That was awkward.
654
00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:31,769
So, what's the bet gonna be?
655
00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:37,233
A million dollar
walk to Vegas!
656
00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:42,363
Very sexy!
Okay assholes, the bet is on!
657
00:38:43,030 --> 00:38:46,158
Either one of you
guys pulls out now,
you owe a hundred grand.
658
00:38:46,242 --> 00:38:49,870
[Angry] After tonight,
it's two hundred!
The overall bet is a million.
659
00:38:51,497 --> 00:38:55,376
Extra betting is encouraged.
Let's do this!
660
00:38:56,627 --> 00:38:59,964
[Duke] We bickered
for hours going over
every little detail.
661
00:39:00,047 --> 00:39:02,550
Okay,
so three times a day
for fifteen minutes,
662
00:39:02,633 --> 00:39:07,721
Duke can come into the RV,
use the restroom,
the shower if he so pleases.
663
00:39:07,805 --> 00:39:11,016
No! Twice a day!
Tops. That's it. I'm not
running a fucking hotel.
664
00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:14,311
[Duke]
Most of the big issues
were settled on.
665
00:39:14,436 --> 00:39:18,983
[Duke]I had to sleep outside,
I could walk or run,
90% in the daytime,
666
00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:23,320
no hats allowed,
and I could only eat or drink
what I packed in my bag.
667
00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:28,868
Now let's talk
about the biggest
issue of all: days.
668
00:39:29,577 --> 00:39:32,663
Wait, wait. What's he
talking about? We decided
it was going to be nine days.
669
00:39:32,746 --> 00:39:35,666
No, we said
eight or nine days
to be negotiated.
670
00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:37,251
But I'm
leaning towards eight.
671
00:39:37,334 --> 00:39:40,337
Guys, get serious.
I'm 48 years old.
672
00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:44,550
Okay, the walk to Vegas
in eight days is
36 miles a day. Impossible.
673
00:39:44,633 --> 00:39:46,719
Yeah. There's no way
he's going to make that.
674
00:39:46,802 --> 00:39:48,804
Look at him.
He's an old drunk.
675
00:39:50,139 --> 00:39:51,140
Sorry, Duke.
676
00:39:51,724 --> 00:39:54,101
No worries.
[Angry] He does drink a lot.
677
00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:55,561
That is true.
678
00:39:55,644 --> 00:39:56,937
[Hank]
Fuck, shit, fuck, shit.
679
00:39:58,272 --> 00:40:00,858
Boys, he's
been playing professional
tennis his whole life.
680
00:40:01,692 --> 00:40:03,861
He works out twice a day.
He's conning us.
681
00:40:04,612 --> 00:40:07,573
No, it's eight days.
Take it or leave it.
682
00:40:12,995 --> 00:40:16,874
Okay, you got me! Eight days.
683
00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:20,377
And as long as you're
stealing my money,
how about this one?
684
00:40:20,502 --> 00:40:23,047
How about seven days?
[man] What?
685
00:40:23,130 --> 00:40:24,924
What are you talking about?
You're kidding?
686
00:40:25,007 --> 00:40:29,762
I'll do it in seven days
in the tradition
of the Doyle Brunson bet.
687
00:40:32,181 --> 00:40:34,642
But Doyle was 32
when he made that bet.
688
00:40:34,725 --> 00:40:39,355
He was in superior shape.
He could run a marathon
in three hours in his sleep.
689
00:40:40,648 --> 00:40:42,900
[man] Damn right.
I suppose you'd want odds on it.
690
00:40:42,983 --> 00:40:45,986
Yes, of course,
I want odds. Big odds,
or I'm out of here.
691
00:40:46,070 --> 00:40:47,947
[man] That's right!
That's crazy!
692
00:40:48,030 --> 00:40:51,158
No, it's not. Seven
days to walk to Vegas
at 48 years old,
693
00:40:51,241 --> 00:40:53,744
a semi drunk
in hot desert heat?
694
00:40:53,827 --> 00:40:58,832
Give us a break. He could
never do it, so it's gotta be
twenty to one, at least.
695
00:40:58,916 --> 00:41:00,376
[man] Yeah.
[man 2] Thirty!
696
00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:02,336
[man] Thirty to one!
That's what I'm thinking.
697
00:41:02,419 --> 00:41:03,921
What do you think
we should give him?
698
00:41:05,381 --> 00:41:06,840
You think
he can actually make it?
699
00:41:08,217 --> 00:41:11,804
It can't be done.
Not by him.
It's a fucking lock.
700
00:41:14,264 --> 00:41:16,266
Alright, alright.
Here we are. Here we are.
701
00:41:17,309 --> 00:41:20,896
In the tradition
of the Doyle bet,
we do it in seven days.
702
00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:24,441
But big man here's
gotta wear a suit.
What? What?
703
00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:27,569
A suit? You want me to wear
a suit in the desert?
Are you crazy?
704
00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:30,280
[Sebastian] That was
part of the original bet
and you know it.
705
00:41:30,364 --> 00:41:34,284
Seven days, you in a suit.
I'll give you
five to one.
706
00:41:35,452 --> 00:41:38,747
This is crazy.
You know Doyle
never made the bet?
707
00:41:39,915 --> 00:41:44,044
He stopped. He pulled
off because he knew it was
impossible to win. Yeah.
708
00:41:44,128 --> 00:41:46,964
Yeah, because you knew
about the suit,
which I'm impressed by,
709
00:41:47,047 --> 00:41:50,300
you must also know
about the Jack Binion clause.
710
00:41:50,384 --> 00:41:52,845
That his best friend
Jack Binion could
actually relieve him
711
00:41:52,928 --> 00:41:54,638
the last 25
miles if need be.
712
00:41:55,556 --> 00:41:56,557
That's it?
713
00:41:57,599 --> 00:42:01,687
That's all you're whining about
as our sticking point?
Fuck. Alright. Deal.
714
00:42:03,397 --> 00:42:04,398
[Duke] Deal.
715
00:42:05,149 --> 00:42:06,442
You'd better warm up some.
716
00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:11,864
[Duke]
With only ten days to prepare,
I had to move fast.
717
00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:15,242
[pop song]
718
00:42:19,413 --> 00:42:21,790
♪ You calm down, calm down ♪
719
00:42:21,874 --> 00:42:24,960
[Duke] To make it official,
all the money was put
into an escrow account.
720
00:42:26,253 --> 00:42:27,337
[Duke] Very reputable.
721
00:42:27,421 --> 00:42:31,633
♪And I'm bound, I'm bound
In all our place♪
722
00:42:31,717 --> 00:42:34,094
♪ There is no sound
No sound♪
723
00:42:34,178 --> 00:42:37,473
[Duke] I hadn't worked out
this hard in years.
But I was feeling great.
724
00:42:37,556 --> 00:42:39,224
Hi, neighbor!
Fuck you!
725
00:42:42,061 --> 00:42:47,983
♪ Ey, ey♪
726
00:42:50,486 --> 00:42:54,239
I'm the king
of the Valley!
727
00:42:58,619 --> 00:43:01,246
I'm ready to go.
Where are these guys?
728
00:43:02,790 --> 00:43:04,625
They said noon.
Yeah.
729
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:10,214
[musical car horn]
730
00:43:12,174 --> 00:43:14,426
[man on speaker]
Welcome, K-Mart shoppers!
731
00:43:18,514 --> 00:43:21,683
Oh! Oh! Lookin' sharp!
732
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,354
So this is what
a Valley looks like, huh?
733
00:43:25,437 --> 00:43:27,898
Sweet RV, Sebastian!
734
00:43:27,981 --> 00:43:29,108
Suck a dick, Carl.
735
00:43:29,191 --> 00:43:30,651
[Carl] Yeah...
736
00:43:30,734 --> 00:43:32,444
Where's the missus?
Where's the boy at?
737
00:43:32,528 --> 00:43:34,530
I thought you guys
would be celebrating.
738
00:43:34,613 --> 00:43:36,573
Have some confetti,
some balloons.
739
00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:38,826
I got my family covered.
Don't worry about it.
740
00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:44,581
Okay guys,
Pops is leaving!
I love you!
741
00:43:45,541 --> 00:43:48,127
Fuck you!
[door closing]
742
00:43:48,752 --> 00:43:50,796
In case you don't know,
they still aren't talking.
743
00:43:50,879 --> 00:43:51,964
I fucking got it, Carl!
744
00:43:53,924 --> 00:43:56,593
Alright,
love, ready, huh?
I wanna get out of here.
745
00:43:56,718 --> 00:43:58,262
This Valley smog
is burning my eyes.
746
00:44:00,597 --> 00:44:01,598
Yeah.
747
00:44:03,350 --> 00:44:05,936
[Hank laughing]
Bye-bye.
748
00:44:06,019 --> 00:44:11,733
Okay, million dollar
walk to Vegas, begins now!
749
00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:15,028
[Duke] 280 miles
to the Vegas sign.
750
00:44:15,112 --> 00:44:16,738
I had to win this bet.
751
00:44:17,614 --> 00:44:21,827
I chose to wear the suit
that I proposed to KC in,
13 years ago.
752
00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:23,453
It was my lucky suit.
753
00:44:25,581 --> 00:44:30,169
I took the old back
route from the north end of the
Valley through Santa Clarita.
754
00:44:34,298 --> 00:44:36,508
All the guys
had action on the bet,
755
00:44:38,051 --> 00:44:40,387
most taking pieces
on Sebastian's side.
756
00:44:40,470 --> 00:44:42,806
[Duke] Just Wing and Carl
making bets on me.
757
00:44:42,890 --> 00:44:46,810
[musical car horn]
758
00:44:48,437 --> 00:44:51,899
[man in speaker]
Hey, Dukey, we're all
having ice cream sandwiches.
759
00:44:51,982 --> 00:44:54,735
[man]I don't wanna brag,
but we are having
ice cream sandwiches.
760
00:44:57,237 --> 00:44:59,239
[Duke]I got
through 40 miles
on day one.
761
00:44:59,948 --> 00:45:01,366
[Duke]
I was right on schedule.
762
00:45:01,450 --> 00:45:03,660
[animals howling and barking]
763
00:45:03,785 --> 00:45:06,997
Thank you!
Thank you, coyotes!
764
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,416
I'll be here all week!
765
00:45:10,709 --> 00:45:14,213
I can't believe the bastard
made Vasquez Rocks
on the first day!
766
00:45:15,255 --> 00:45:19,843
Vasquez Rocks? Isn't that
where Rock Hudson shot
that movie "Rio Bravo"
767
00:45:19,927 --> 00:45:21,762
where he killed
all those Indians?
768
00:45:21,845 --> 00:45:24,181
I don't care.
No, incorrect.
769
00:45:24,264 --> 00:45:25,891
That would be John Wayne.
770
00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:29,436
Did I ever tell you
I handled his son Patrick
back in the day?
771
00:45:29,519 --> 00:45:32,481
You didn't. But you know what?
I'm having trouble
sleeping at night,
772
00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:35,692
so why don't
you call me later
and retell that story?
773
00:45:41,448 --> 00:45:45,035
[Duke]Day two
I hit it early
and sprung down the road.
774
00:45:45,869 --> 00:45:49,331
[Duke]I cruised down
Pearblossom Highway.
And was making time.
775
00:45:50,916 --> 00:45:53,460
[Duke]I breezed
through the mountains
like it was nothing.
776
00:45:58,340 --> 00:46:00,801
[Duke]It was hot,
but I was kicking ass!
777
00:46:00,884 --> 00:46:04,554
[Duke] With the beautiful sun
shining down, I was strong
and full of vitamin D.
778
00:46:04,638 --> 00:46:06,139
[Duke] My body
was in its zone.
779
00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:10,143
[Duke]I was excited
about life and at total peace
with the world.
780
00:46:11,144 --> 00:46:13,272
Yo, Pops!
You're fucking sick!
781
00:46:13,355 --> 00:46:15,065
[laughing]
782
00:46:18,026 --> 00:46:19,987
Come on, punks!
783
00:46:25,701 --> 00:46:29,413
[Duke] Fucking millennials.
They think they're all hot shit
with their craft beer.
784
00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:37,921
After that debacle,
I started to hurt and slow down.
785
00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:43,260
Around noon time,
I felt tingling
around my neck.
786
00:46:43,343 --> 00:46:44,928
The start of heat stroke.
787
00:46:49,016 --> 00:46:52,394
Alright, 15 minute
RV break starts now!
788
00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:53,854
Give him room!
789
00:46:54,479 --> 00:46:56,857
[Carl] Okay! Okay,
here he comes.
790
00:46:56,940 --> 00:47:00,110
[Carl] Here comes the champ.
You know something?
You're getting a good tan.
791
00:47:00,944 --> 00:47:01,945
[Carl] Uh oh.
792
00:47:04,031 --> 00:47:06,533
Someone give him
a cell phone.
So he can call the misses.
793
00:47:09,745 --> 00:47:10,746
Too soon?
794
00:47:11,538 --> 00:47:12,581
I take it back.
795
00:47:13,457 --> 00:47:17,753
Oh, my gosh! Yeah, it takes
a real tough guy
to hit a child.
796
00:47:18,837 --> 00:47:20,922
[Carl]
Hey! You're looking good.
797
00:47:21,006 --> 00:47:25,385
[Carl] And you're feeling good!
[Duke vomiting]
798
00:47:27,179 --> 00:47:28,388
He's fine.
799
00:47:30,182 --> 00:47:32,893
[Duke] That afternoon,
I was dragging.
800
00:47:34,478 --> 00:47:37,856
But with five million dollars
to win, I pushed on.
801
00:47:43,111 --> 00:47:45,364
There were times
I'd get ahead of the RV.
802
00:47:45,447 --> 00:47:49,326
They'd stall,
have lunch or go to some
sleazy strip joint.
803
00:47:51,370 --> 00:47:54,373
I cut across
a lot of open desert
to make better time.
804
00:47:55,832 --> 00:47:57,918
Of course,
Sebastian wouldn't trust me,
805
00:48:00,087 --> 00:48:03,632
so he hired this scout
to walk behind me
about a half mile away
806
00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:08,053
just in case a motorcycle
didn't pick me up and drive me
ten miles down the road.
807
00:48:08,804 --> 00:48:09,930
[Angry]
Oh, we're fucked.
808
00:48:10,764 --> 00:48:13,809
Duke's already gone
a hundred miles in two days.
809
00:48:13,892 --> 00:48:15,936
That guy's a fucking machine.
Nah.
810
00:48:16,019 --> 00:48:18,814
We'll be alright.
He'll tire out
after day three.
811
00:48:18,897 --> 00:48:21,233
Nobody beats
a fucking desert.
Trust me.
812
00:48:21,316 --> 00:48:23,151
[door knocking]
Check or bet.
813
00:48:23,235 --> 00:48:26,321
Hey, guys,
it's too hot in here.
I need some water.
814
00:48:26,405 --> 00:48:28,615
Wonton,
get the fuck back in there.
815
00:48:28,698 --> 00:48:30,826
You pop out again,
you lose the bet!
816
00:48:31,535 --> 00:48:34,621
[Hank]
Water? He wants water?
I don't think so.
817
00:48:34,704 --> 00:48:36,665
[laughter]
818
00:48:42,421 --> 00:48:44,798
[Duke]
By the end of day two
I was exhausted.
819
00:48:44,881 --> 00:48:48,218
And with everything at stake,
I went into autopilot,
820
00:48:48,301 --> 00:48:50,512
and made Victorville
before nightfall.
821
00:48:59,271 --> 00:49:02,107
Day three.
Way ahead of schedule.
822
00:49:03,608 --> 00:49:05,652
My body
feeling surprisingly good.
823
00:49:05,735 --> 00:49:06,945
I was off.
824
00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:14,995
[police siren sound]
[man in speaker] Pull over.
825
00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:16,913
[police siren sound]
826
00:49:21,418 --> 00:49:23,044
[Sebastian]
What is this about?
827
00:49:23,128 --> 00:49:25,380
I stopped
you because you're
slowing down traffic.
828
00:49:25,464 --> 00:49:28,842
Ugh...I don't have
time for this. I mean,
clearly, you're insane.
829
00:49:28,925 --> 00:49:32,762
How are we slowing down
traffic when there is
no fucking traffic?
830
00:49:34,014 --> 00:49:35,932
Jesus Christ! Look,
831
00:49:36,016 --> 00:49:39,728
I know for a fact
that we paid
all you hillbilly cops off.
832
00:49:39,811 --> 00:49:41,605
Rather handsomely,
I may add.
833
00:49:41,688 --> 00:49:43,607
Who you calling a hillbilly?
You.
834
00:49:43,690 --> 00:49:46,359
Hey! What's the problem?
What's the problem?
835
00:49:46,443 --> 00:49:48,487
This silly hick fuck
wants to shut us down.
836
00:49:48,570 --> 00:49:51,406
Hey, sir,
return to your vehicle! Now!
837
00:49:51,490 --> 00:49:54,284
My what?
Return to your vehicle now.
838
00:49:55,785 --> 00:49:57,245
Do it!
[Sebastian] What did he say?
839
00:49:57,329 --> 00:49:59,080
[Duke] Let go!
[Sebastian] My vehicle?
840
00:49:59,164 --> 00:50:01,041
[Sebastian]
They don't even
speak English.
841
00:50:02,792 --> 00:50:04,711
There they go with their guns.
Get in there!
842
00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:06,505
For fuck sake.
Officer.
843
00:50:06,588 --> 00:50:08,798
Vehicles. It's not even a word!
Officer. Can I explain?
844
00:50:08,882 --> 00:50:11,510
My name's Duke.
I apologize for that guy.
He's a movie director.
845
00:50:11,593 --> 00:50:12,802
Oh, I know who he is.
846
00:50:13,595 --> 00:50:15,514
And you Hollywood pricks
think you can get away
847
00:50:15,597 --> 00:50:17,641
with whatever
you want, don't you?
848
00:50:17,724 --> 00:50:19,976
Yeah, actually,
I agree with you
about Hollywood pricks.
849
00:50:20,101 --> 00:50:23,021
They all are.
I used to be an actor
in Hollywood myself. Yeah.
850
00:50:24,814 --> 00:50:26,858
But anyway,
that guy in there,
trust me,
851
00:50:26,942 --> 00:50:29,152
he's the biggest
Hollywood prick
you'll ever meet.
852
00:50:29,236 --> 00:50:33,156
You know what?
I'm broke because
of that prick. Yeah.
853
00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:36,576
I can't support my wife
and my kid. Honest to God
because of that prick.
854
00:50:37,911 --> 00:50:41,540
And, sadly I made a bet
with that stupid prick
855
00:50:41,623 --> 00:50:45,710
that I can, it's crazy,
walk to Vegas in seven days.
856
00:50:45,794 --> 00:50:47,462
A walk to Vegas?
857
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,007
Are you out of your mind?
Yeah.
858
00:50:51,132 --> 00:50:53,677
Maybe I am. I don't know.
But I'm doing it.
I'm out here right now!
859
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,388
I'm half way through
and, officer,
if you stop me now,
860
00:50:56,471 --> 00:50:59,516
I will lose,
that prick
will have ruined me.
861
00:51:00,350 --> 00:51:01,393
I don't know what I'll do.
862
00:51:03,937 --> 00:51:05,730
I'm sorry
I called you a silly fuck.
863
00:51:07,816 --> 00:51:09,442
Wow, he really is
a prick, isn't he?
864
00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:17,117
Well, listen.
You got a bet to win.
865
00:51:19,744 --> 00:51:21,037
And I'm not gonna stop you.
866
00:51:21,955 --> 00:51:23,957
You're not? Really?
867
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,419
That's great! Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
868
00:51:28,545 --> 00:51:33,925
You know what the difference
between a porcupine and a bus
full of Hollywood types is?
869
00:51:35,468 --> 00:51:39,639
No, not really.
Don't know.
I don't know.
870
00:51:39,723 --> 00:51:42,183
The porcupine
has his pricks
on the outside.
871
00:51:45,270 --> 00:51:47,397
That... That's funny.
872
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:51,401
That's the porcupine
reference... That's good.
873
00:51:51,484 --> 00:51:53,278
Yeah, yeah.
I just made that one up.
874
00:51:53,361 --> 00:51:55,447
Yeah, we got
a little comedy
club in Lancaster.
875
00:51:55,530 --> 00:51:57,657
Sometimes, I go
in there and I...
It's a hobby.
876
00:51:57,741 --> 00:52:00,827
I try out some stuff.
That's clever stuff.
877
00:52:01,453 --> 00:52:02,871
Great sense of humor.
878
00:52:02,954 --> 00:52:06,416
If I was you, I would
get off this road.
879
00:52:06,499 --> 00:52:08,918
You wanna head out up
over that mountain there.
880
00:52:09,002 --> 00:52:10,920
It's a little terrain,
but you're gonna be fine.
881
00:52:11,004 --> 00:52:12,589
The road bends back around.
882
00:52:12,672 --> 00:52:15,050
It's gonna be
a real shortcut,
save you a few hours.
883
00:52:15,133 --> 00:52:16,926
No, you're kidding.
That's beautiful.
884
00:52:17,010 --> 00:52:19,054
Officer,
I can't thank you enough.
You are...
885
00:52:19,137 --> 00:52:22,599
I'm so sorry about him,
and you're fantastic!
And you're funny.
886
00:52:23,308 --> 00:52:24,434
It's been a real pleasure.
887
00:52:24,517 --> 00:52:26,269
Oh.
Yeah. Real actor.
888
00:52:26,353 --> 00:52:27,646
Meeting a real actor.
889
00:52:27,729 --> 00:52:29,773
You ever been
in anything I'd ever seen?
890
00:52:29,856 --> 00:52:32,108
Never.
Probably never. Way back.
Thank you though.
891
00:52:32,233 --> 00:52:33,943
No, I've seen
your face before.
I know you.
892
00:52:34,027 --> 00:52:35,528
Could I give you my card?
893
00:52:36,154 --> 00:52:39,491
I can't really do that now.
So, listen, you get going.
894
00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:43,453
Okay? You teach
that Hollywood prick a lesson.
Okay? You hear me?
895
00:52:44,079 --> 00:52:45,372
Alright.
I will.
896
00:52:45,455 --> 00:52:46,790
Hydrate.
897
00:52:50,210 --> 00:52:51,211
Oy!
898
00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:54,005
What's going on?
Is it happening or what?
899
00:52:54,089 --> 00:52:57,050
Yeah, it's happening!
The race is still on!
900
00:52:57,133 --> 00:52:59,469
And he agrees.
You're a Hollywood prick!
901
00:52:59,552 --> 00:53:00,720
Adios.
902
00:53:12,357 --> 00:53:13,400
Now they tell me!
903
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:36,881
[Duke] What is this?
904
00:53:38,341 --> 00:53:40,427
[Duke] Hillbilly help!
[voice echoing]
905
00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:43,888
Okay.
906
00:53:44,639 --> 00:53:48,560
Is that irritating?
Some shortcut your pal took.
907
00:53:50,186 --> 00:53:52,731
[Duke] Hours later,
I hit rock bottom.
908
00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:54,899
[Duke] Literally.
909
00:54:00,739 --> 00:54:02,824
[Duke] It was a miracle
I even found the RV.
910
00:54:08,204 --> 00:54:10,707
Alright, your call.
Hey! What the fuck is that?
911
00:54:15,295 --> 00:54:17,505
Come on.
You're putting
the heater on? Seriously?
912
00:54:17,589 --> 00:54:19,716
I'm not fucking
Ben & Jerry's, Carl!
913
00:54:19,799 --> 00:54:21,176
[Sebastian]
Freezing in here!
914
00:54:27,432 --> 00:54:30,435
You hustling creep!
You got to that cop!
915
00:54:30,518 --> 00:54:33,229
I'm sorry,
I can neither confirm nor deny.
916
00:54:33,313 --> 00:54:35,315
You son of a bitch!
You're gonna play that way?
917
00:54:36,149 --> 00:54:38,234
Look, I've got millions
riding on this, pitchman.
918
00:54:38,318 --> 00:54:41,738
Remember all skinning
is allowed in a snake pit.
919
00:54:43,281 --> 00:54:45,408
That's "I'll put
a rattlesnake
in your pocket
920
00:54:45,492 --> 00:54:47,243
and I'll ask for a match,"
you moron!
921
00:54:48,453 --> 00:54:50,371
You're misquoting
Amarillo Slim again!
922
00:54:57,545 --> 00:55:01,007
[Duke] That little stunt
by Sebastian
cost me nearly six hours.
923
00:55:04,427 --> 00:55:08,056
[Duke] So I decided to cash in
on some of my limited
night walking time.
924
00:55:11,226 --> 00:55:13,937
[wind blowing]
[Angry] Okay. Oh, look at that.
925
00:55:14,020 --> 00:55:16,064
[Hank] You feel that?
[Angry] Whoo!
926
00:55:16,147 --> 00:55:19,400
I'm glad I'm in here
and it's cozy.
Are we gonna play?
927
00:55:19,484 --> 00:55:21,069
[Hank] Some kind
of crazy sandstorm?
928
00:55:22,904 --> 00:55:25,907
[banging the door]
Hey! Let me in!
929
00:55:26,533 --> 00:55:30,370
Yes, can I help you?
I'm blowing away! Let me in!
930
00:55:31,830 --> 00:55:34,916
Duke, I'm sorry, big man,
you've already had your break.
931
00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:36,668
We've discussed this.
932
00:55:36,751 --> 00:55:39,212
You cannot a take break
within three hours
of each other.
933
00:55:39,295 --> 00:55:43,716
I mean, the rules are rules
unless you wanna concede.
934
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,385
Concede, my ass!
935
00:55:45,468 --> 00:55:49,055
Take your hand
off my door handle.
Dukey?
936
00:55:49,138 --> 00:55:50,765
[Duke]
Sebastian wasn't budging.
937
00:55:50,849 --> 00:55:53,017
[Duke]I had to get
the hazmat suit
938
00:55:53,101 --> 00:55:55,520
that Wing had
brought along
for emergencies like this.
939
00:55:55,603 --> 00:55:57,188
Come on,
Sebastian. This is cruel.
940
00:55:57,272 --> 00:55:59,315
Let him in!
What do you guys worried?
941
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,610
[Sebastian] If he dies, he dies.
Let my brother in, come on!
942
00:56:02,694 --> 00:56:05,780
[Wing] Yeah!
[laughing]
943
00:56:05,864 --> 00:56:08,658
[Duke] I need the hazmat suit.
The hazmat suit!
944
00:56:08,741 --> 00:56:10,535
Huh? What's
he trying to say?
945
00:56:10,618 --> 00:56:12,245
The hazmat suit!
I need it!
946
00:56:12,328 --> 00:56:14,622
Little Dukey.
What's he trying to say?
947
00:56:14,706 --> 00:56:16,958
He's trying to communicate.
He's trying to play charades?
948
00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:18,668
Oh, I love charades.
[Hank] So do I!
949
00:56:18,751 --> 00:56:22,714
A thousand bucks a man
to whoever figures it!
Whip out!
950
00:56:22,797 --> 00:56:25,133
[Hank] No one beats me.
I can play
at Betty White's house!
951
00:56:25,675 --> 00:56:30,013
[talking at the same time]
Give me something to write!
952
00:56:30,096 --> 00:56:33,725
[Wing]
Dirty mag, soft porn.
He's cold. Rock the cradle.
953
00:56:33,808 --> 00:56:36,477
A hazmat suit. Ebola!
954
00:56:36,561 --> 00:56:39,439
Wings, wings,
it must be airplane!
955
00:56:39,522 --> 00:56:41,441
He's saying airplane.
Write down "airplane."
956
00:56:41,524 --> 00:56:44,319
[Wing] Airplane.
[Carl] Airplane.
957
00:56:45,361 --> 00:56:49,032
Oh! Not airplane! E!
958
00:56:49,115 --> 00:56:51,659
That's the letter E.
Write down E!
959
00:56:51,743 --> 00:56:53,661
[Wing] Hold on. Hold on.
[Carl] E. E?
960
00:56:55,371 --> 00:56:58,041
Yes! Yes.
Got it!
961
00:56:58,124 --> 00:57:02,670
Second syllable. Looks
like he's pitching softball.
962
00:57:02,754 --> 00:57:05,632
[Hank] Betty White cookies.
[Carl] Softball? Yeah, softball.
963
00:57:05,715 --> 00:57:07,467
[Carl]
I know what he's doing.
He's bowling.
964
00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:10,136
Bowling?
[Carl] Yes. Write down bowling.
965
00:57:10,219 --> 00:57:12,221
[Angry]
Don't know anybody
who bowls like that.
966
00:57:14,307 --> 00:57:17,060
Yes! Bowling! Ebola!
I need...
967
00:57:17,143 --> 00:57:19,812
[Wing]
He wants the hazmat suit!
He wants the hazmat suit!
968
00:57:19,896 --> 00:57:22,357
[Wing]
Got it! Got it!
I win four thousand dollars.
969
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,943
[Carl]
You'd better hurry.
He's gonna blow away.
970
00:57:25,026 --> 00:57:27,487
[Carl] It's not in the fridge.
[Wing] I love this game.
971
00:57:28,404 --> 00:57:34,327
[jazz music]
972
00:58:08,194 --> 00:58:09,445
[Duke] Day four was torture.
973
00:58:11,406 --> 00:58:15,868
[Duke]It was 110
in the cactus shade, I was
exhausted before the day began.
974
00:58:18,413 --> 00:58:21,416
Hey, Carl.
Duke slowed down
real bad today.
975
00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:25,128
Something's wrong.
Hey, Wing, get out!
976
00:58:26,587 --> 00:58:28,548
[Sebastian] Five minutes.
You know the rules.
977
00:58:29,424 --> 00:58:33,386
Duke!
[Duke panting]
978
00:58:33,469 --> 00:58:36,472
Don't tell me... You won
another game of charades.
979
00:58:36,556 --> 00:58:38,891
[laughing] No,
I came out for you.
980
00:58:38,975 --> 00:58:42,311
You are very slow today...
What? What happens?
981
00:58:42,395 --> 00:58:44,272
You mean
what's happening, Wing?
982
00:58:44,355 --> 00:58:45,982
I tell
you say "what's happening."
983
00:58:46,065 --> 00:58:47,817
I don't know Wing,
it's a little hot.
984
00:58:48,693 --> 00:58:50,903
My legs,
they feel like cement.
They don't feel good.
985
00:58:50,987 --> 00:58:53,156
[Wing] Uh, oh.
[Duke] Oh, man.
986
00:58:53,239 --> 00:58:55,575
Duke, I'm worried about you.
What? You okay?
987
00:58:55,658 --> 00:58:57,201
Yeah,
I'm okay. I'm okay.
988
00:58:58,327 --> 00:59:00,455
Maybe I'm not.
Maybe I'm not okay.
Alright?
989
00:59:00,538 --> 00:59:04,250
If you ask me, you know,
I think it's your stride.
990
00:59:04,333 --> 00:59:05,877
I don't think
you're walking right.
991
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:07,962
I'm walking right.
I'm just tired of walking.
992
00:59:08,046 --> 00:59:11,132
You know what, right now
you look very slow.
993
00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,384
You know,
you walk like this.
Like a tired creature.
994
00:59:13,468 --> 00:59:17,430
You know
you have to think, like,
a Olympic style speed walker.
995
00:59:17,513 --> 00:59:18,973
You know? Like this.
996
00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:22,477
You look like
you have the runs.
997
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,062
It doesn't matter
what I look like.
998
00:59:24,145 --> 00:59:26,314
This is how the best
walkers move, you know?
999
00:59:26,397 --> 00:59:30,610
Like, uh,
like walking the catwalk
at a fashion show.
1000
00:59:30,693 --> 00:59:33,488
Yeah, move
that high knee. Come on,
move that high knee. Let's go!
1001
00:59:33,571 --> 00:59:37,867
Yeah! Yes! That's good, okay.
Now add some speed, okay?
1002
00:59:37,950 --> 00:59:41,537
Yeah! Like, uh, like
you're a model at a cat ramp.
1003
00:59:41,662 --> 00:59:44,540
Okay? Give me some attitude.
Attitude! Ah!
1004
00:59:44,665 --> 00:59:46,292
It's not bad!
It's not bad.
1005
00:59:49,754 --> 00:59:53,758
And now! Add those arms.
Yes! Like a butterfly! Yes!
1006
00:59:53,841 --> 00:59:57,095
Like a butterfly!
Oh, yeah, you're fine!
1007
00:59:58,096 --> 00:59:59,555
He's got a fucking trainer.
1008
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,307
Swing the arms.
I'm good.
1009
01:00:01,390 --> 01:00:03,935
I told you swing the arms.
You're like a butterfly. Okay?
1010
01:00:04,018 --> 01:00:05,311
Yes!
Think like a butterfly.
1011
01:00:05,394 --> 01:00:07,188
Yes, yes, yes. I'm going.
We fly!
1012
01:00:07,271 --> 01:00:08,564
We're swimming.
I'm going.
1013
01:00:08,648 --> 01:00:10,108
We're swimming
on the ground, yes!
1014
01:00:11,818 --> 01:00:14,570
Like De la Renta!
You know, these big legs.
1015
01:00:15,780 --> 01:00:19,784
I feel uncomfortable
within my skin.
1016
01:00:19,867 --> 01:00:21,869
And I feel
like I can't look away.
1017
01:00:22,578 --> 01:00:26,415
Yes! Yes! Like a butterfly!
Oh yeah, you fly!
1018
01:00:26,499 --> 01:00:29,794
Dukey, you fly!
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
1019
01:00:29,877 --> 01:00:32,213
I'm not a butterfly.
You fly!
1020
01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:36,592
But. But. But, wait.
My hips hurt. My hips hurt.
1021
01:00:36,676 --> 01:00:40,513
I know your hips hurt,
but you got to look
sexy like me.
1022
01:00:40,596 --> 01:00:43,057
[Hank singing]
♪ Dadadada ♪
1023
01:00:43,141 --> 01:00:46,102
[Sebastian] Already I look
like Dolph Lundgren's
younger brother.
1024
01:00:46,185 --> 01:00:48,688
Now, take your clothes off.
1025
01:00:51,399 --> 01:00:52,942
I mean, like,
what if he said that?
1026
01:00:54,527 --> 01:00:56,112
What did you mean by that?
1027
01:00:56,195 --> 01:00:57,738
We were goofing on them
doing the voice.
1028
01:00:57,822 --> 01:00:59,532
Why would you say
he's taking his clothes.
1029
01:00:59,615 --> 01:01:03,286
Nobody's taking
their clothes off. Already
it's inappropriate enough.
1030
01:01:03,369 --> 01:01:05,246
Why would one of them be naked?
Don't look at me.
1031
01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:06,914
You say way more
disgusting things than me.
1032
01:01:06,998 --> 01:01:09,876
Hey! Hey! Why would one
of them be naked only?
1033
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:12,920
I thought
it would be funny that...
1034
01:01:13,004 --> 01:01:15,214
I thought we were doing...
Like doing a bit.
1035
01:01:15,298 --> 01:01:16,841
And one
of them would be naked?
1036
01:01:17,758 --> 01:01:20,136
In the bit.
In the joke.
1037
01:01:22,180 --> 01:01:25,349
[Duke] As the day went on,
I continued on guts alone.
1038
01:01:27,810 --> 01:01:32,023
[Duke] The more I tried
to forget the pain...
The more it was there.
1039
01:01:35,026 --> 01:01:38,487
[Wing singing]
♪ Can you bake a cherry pie♪
1040
01:01:38,571 --> 01:01:41,657
♪ Billy boy, Billy boy ♪
1041
01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:45,036
[Duke] At first I thought
it was psychological
warfare from the gang.
1042
01:01:45,119 --> 01:01:46,829
♪ Darling Billy ♪
1043
01:01:46,913 --> 01:01:50,041
[Duke]
But then it was clear.
Another prop bet.
1044
01:01:50,124 --> 01:01:52,919
[Duke]
How many patriot songs Wing
could sing word for word
1045
01:01:53,002 --> 01:01:54,921
in twenty minutes
with an over
and under of five.
1046
01:01:55,004 --> 01:01:57,423
Hurrah! Hurrah!
1047
01:01:57,506 --> 01:02:01,886
[Duke] Who knew Wing majored
in patriotic folk music
in college?
1048
01:02:01,969 --> 01:02:03,512
[Duke]
And was a genius in his field.
1049
01:02:03,596 --> 01:02:06,766
♪...in is hat
And called it macaroni ♪
1050
01:02:09,518 --> 01:02:11,312
[Duke] Bunch of gambling
degenerates.
1051
01:02:19,779 --> 01:02:22,448
[Duke] Speaking
of gambling degenerates,
1052
01:02:22,531 --> 01:02:25,243
when word spread back
in Hollywood
about the walk to Vegas bet,
1053
01:02:25,326 --> 01:02:27,745
everyone wanted
to be a part of it.
1054
01:02:35,753 --> 01:02:38,839
[Duke] Squeeze showed
at the party and crushed
a few hands.
1055
01:02:40,549 --> 01:02:45,221
[Duke] Even Chucky showed up,
fresh from his new TV series
in a party bus.
1056
01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:49,433
[Duke] With just a few days
to go and still
ahead of schedule,
1057
01:02:49,517 --> 01:02:51,227
I decided to press my luck.
1058
01:02:53,312 --> 01:02:57,650
[Duke] I took some Korean herbs
that Wing had been saving for me
for emergencies.
1059
01:02:58,609 --> 01:03:00,736
[Duke] He swore it
would give me tremendous power.
1060
01:03:13,916 --> 01:03:16,752
[Duke] I started thinking
about my wife KC and my son.
1061
01:03:19,213 --> 01:03:21,882
[Duke] I had to win
this bet. For their sake.
1062
01:03:22,758 --> 01:03:25,052
[Duke] Wing's herbs
were making
me feel sentimental.
1063
01:03:26,637 --> 01:03:28,306
[Duke] I took some more.
1064
01:03:30,558 --> 01:03:33,644
[Duke] This was the greatest
day of my entire life!
1065
01:03:37,815 --> 01:03:41,068
[Duke]
Then actress and poker player
Jennifer Tilly showed up.
1066
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:46,615
[Duke]Along with poker pros
Phil Laak
and Antonio Esfandiari.
1067
01:03:50,745 --> 01:03:51,746
No!
1068
01:03:51,829 --> 01:03:56,208
[Duke] This bet was getting
so big, there was
a betting line in Vegas.
1069
01:03:58,919 --> 01:04:02,548
When it comes to prop bets,
you should always
bet on the man.
1070
01:04:02,631 --> 01:04:06,427
[Duke] I was at Wimbledon.
I was down five-two
in the fifth set.
1071
01:04:06,510 --> 01:04:09,180
[Duke] It was ugly.
You cannot be serious!
1072
01:04:09,263 --> 01:04:10,473
I don't think he can do it.
1073
01:04:10,556 --> 01:04:12,933
Can I sell some of my action
to you because I am not
feeling good?
1074
01:04:13,017 --> 01:04:14,018
Yes, I'll take it.
1075
01:04:17,688 --> 01:04:19,774
[Duke] What the hell
was I on?
1076
01:04:24,570 --> 01:04:26,781
[Duke] Duke's here, yay!
1077
01:04:27,865 --> 01:04:29,492
Duke, I've heard
so much about you.
1078
01:04:29,575 --> 01:04:31,077
This is incredible
what you're doing.
1079
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:32,620
Thank you.
This is my girl, Jennifer.
1080
01:04:32,703 --> 01:04:34,121
It's an honor.
Hi, Jennifer.
1081
01:04:34,205 --> 01:04:37,208
So nice to meet you.
You are a legend.
1082
01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:38,959
Everybody is
talking about you.
1083
01:04:39,043 --> 01:04:41,003
Far and wide.
Not just the East Coast.
1084
01:04:41,087 --> 01:04:43,214
Talking about you in Europe.
Everywhere, everywhere.
1085
01:04:43,297 --> 01:04:45,132
You can finish
a bet like this.
Do you know why?
1086
01:04:45,216 --> 01:04:46,509
Why?
'Cause you're having fun!
1087
01:04:46,592 --> 01:04:48,969
It's all in
the power of the mind!
1088
01:04:49,678 --> 01:04:52,431
We just wanted to see
how you're feeling
before we put any money down.
1089
01:04:52,515 --> 01:04:53,974
Don't take
any breaks at this point.
1090
01:04:54,058 --> 01:04:55,684
You take a break,
your body will seize up!
1091
01:04:55,768 --> 01:04:57,186
Oh, boy.
How are you feeling?
1092
01:04:57,269 --> 01:05:00,147
Not good.
Oh, we should bet on the...
1093
01:05:00,231 --> 01:05:01,982
Hold up! Hold up!
1094
01:05:03,150 --> 01:05:04,944
I gotta shake your hands.
Oh, okay. Hi.
1095
01:05:05,027 --> 01:05:06,529
No!
1096
01:05:11,325 --> 01:05:13,619
[Duke]
I got out to finish
the rest of the day.
1097
01:05:15,454 --> 01:05:17,248
Wing was right
about those herbs.
1098
01:05:17,331 --> 01:05:20,376
For some reason,
I just kept going.
1099
01:05:24,755 --> 01:05:27,716
Hey, man! You got a buck
I could borrow, man?
1100
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:29,009
[traffic light] Wait.
1101
01:05:30,094 --> 01:05:31,095
[traffic light] Wait.
1102
01:05:32,096 --> 01:05:34,056
[traffic light] Wait.
Hey, forget it, man.
1103
01:05:34,140 --> 01:05:35,891
You're worse off than us.
1104
01:05:36,016 --> 01:05:38,602
I know. But I'm going to Vegas.
[traffic light] Walk. Walk.
1105
01:05:40,187 --> 01:05:41,772
[traffic light] Walk. Walk.
Vegas?
1106
01:05:42,648 --> 01:05:45,109
You ain't making it
to Vegas, bro!
1107
01:05:46,068 --> 01:05:48,863
You look
like Brad Pitt on crack!
1108
01:05:58,539 --> 01:06:00,541
[Duke] The rest
of the afternoon was hell.
1109
01:06:05,337 --> 01:06:08,632
My knee was starting
to blow up,
and I struggled to go on.
1110
01:06:09,675 --> 01:06:12,845
There was
some good news though.
There was a rumor going around
1111
01:06:12,928 --> 01:06:17,475
that Sebastian knew
I was so far out in front,
he might want to settle.
1112
01:06:17,558 --> 01:06:18,809
That kept me going.
1113
01:06:27,318 --> 01:06:30,404
It's over, guys.
I gotta get off this bet.
1114
01:06:30,488 --> 01:06:32,448
What are you talking about?
You're only 90 miles out.
1115
01:06:32,531 --> 01:06:35,034
You're gonna make this easily.
No, man, you don't know.
1116
01:06:35,117 --> 01:06:37,328
My knees are shot.
They're shot.
1117
01:06:39,288 --> 01:06:40,456
It's killing me!
1118
01:06:41,874 --> 01:06:43,834
I'm serious.
I gotta get off the bet.
1119
01:06:43,918 --> 01:06:47,796
Now look, I say
we settle right now.
1120
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:51,050
You settle for as much
as possible before this thing
gets really bad.
1121
01:06:51,133 --> 01:06:52,510
Well, there he is.
1122
01:06:54,595 --> 01:06:56,889
You're gonna die, huh?
Fucking freezing in that RV.
1123
01:06:56,972 --> 01:06:59,058
[Sebastian] Hey.
Guys.
1124
01:07:03,646 --> 01:07:05,898
How're you feeling champ?
Good. Pretty good.
1125
01:07:05,981 --> 01:07:07,399
Yeah?
Yeah.
1126
01:07:07,483 --> 01:07:09,443
You look a little shaky
out there, buddy.
1127
01:07:09,527 --> 01:07:11,529
Shaky, no. I'm fine.
1128
01:07:12,655 --> 01:07:14,657
I like it.
Good. Good.
1129
01:07:14,740 --> 01:07:15,950
I've been thinking about it.
1130
01:07:16,742 --> 01:07:18,827
I'm thinking 'cause
we're friends, maybe.
1131
01:07:21,622 --> 01:07:22,915
Maybe I'll be
open to a deal.
1132
01:07:25,334 --> 01:07:26,335
A deal?
Yeah.
1133
01:07:27,253 --> 01:07:29,880
A deal? Why? A deal, man?
1134
01:07:29,964 --> 01:07:32,591
Why would I do a deal?
'Cause you're a dummy.
1135
01:07:32,675 --> 01:07:35,469
I'm ninety miles out.
Got three days to do it,
can probably do it in two.
1136
01:07:35,553 --> 01:07:37,263
So.
Do you think he can do it?
1137
01:07:37,346 --> 01:07:38,514
[Carl]
Yes, he's gonna do it.
1138
01:07:38,597 --> 01:07:39,974
Yeah? You got his back, hm?
1139
01:07:40,057 --> 01:07:41,350
I tell you what.
Hey, look.
1140
01:07:42,226 --> 01:07:45,646
Because I have
this horrible sunburn
and I'm a nice guy.
1141
01:07:46,313 --> 01:07:47,314
You know what?
1142
01:07:48,691 --> 01:07:50,901
You give us
three million bucks.
Not a penny less.
1143
01:07:50,985 --> 01:07:52,486
And we'll think about it.
1144
01:07:56,407 --> 01:07:57,408
Three million?
1145
01:07:58,826 --> 01:08:01,662
I gotta lock.
We're gonna be
in Vegas two days.
1146
01:08:05,291 --> 01:08:06,292
That's it.
1147
01:08:09,878 --> 01:08:12,590
Yeah. Alright. Alright.
1148
01:08:13,716 --> 01:08:15,551
Call it, square.
What do you think?
1149
01:08:15,634 --> 01:08:18,345
Ah, fuck, I don't know.
I suppose so.
1150
01:08:18,429 --> 01:08:20,222
Works out
for everybody. You know?
1151
01:08:20,306 --> 01:08:21,765
Then it's over?
It's a deal?
1152
01:08:23,225 --> 01:08:27,563
Just in time. It's, uh,
a little surprise
I have for you all.
1153
01:08:27,646 --> 01:08:30,566
Just before we
lock this down,
you know, set it in stone.
1154
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:33,402
Come with me.
You're gonna love it!
Come here!
1155
01:08:38,699 --> 01:08:40,743
Oh. Thank you,
Lawrence. My friend.
1156
01:08:40,826 --> 01:08:47,541
So, guess who I found playing
poker in an Indian casino
down in San Diego?
1157
01:08:48,542 --> 01:08:49,543
Any takers?
1158
01:08:50,085 --> 01:08:52,129
Who's under hood number one?
1159
01:08:55,090 --> 01:08:56,216
Sandor?
1160
01:08:58,719 --> 01:09:00,471
What the fuck is going on?
1161
01:09:01,472 --> 01:09:02,556
Fucking moron.
1162
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:04,975
He's alive! Thank God!
1163
01:09:05,059 --> 01:09:06,894
Yes, thank God! Thank God.
1164
01:09:06,977 --> 01:09:10,105
Shut the fuck up, Carl.
It's a scam. Don't you
understand that?
1165
01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:12,149
Of course he fucking
understands. He's in on it.
1166
01:09:12,858 --> 01:09:14,485
Oh!
Come on, guys.
1167
01:09:15,402 --> 01:09:16,612
Why did you do that?
1168
01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:20,282
You motherfucker!
You're next!
1169
01:09:20,366 --> 01:09:21,950
Alright,
everybody get back!
1170
01:09:22,034 --> 01:09:25,996
Get out! Go on! You want
it again, you piece of shit?
1171
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:27,623
You will be dead!
1172
01:09:28,374 --> 01:09:31,210
Get in the bus.
All of you. Move it!
1173
01:09:32,211 --> 01:09:35,172
Come on! Shut the fuck up!
1174
01:09:36,006 --> 01:09:39,510
Who! Whoa! Whoa!
Shut the fuck up!
1175
01:09:40,928 --> 01:09:42,721
So this asshole
is still alive?
1176
01:09:42,805 --> 01:09:46,141
Which means there
ain't no will.
There ain't no mil.
1177
01:09:46,225 --> 01:09:47,893
What were you
betting with, Duke?
1178
01:09:49,186 --> 01:09:50,187
Nothing.
1179
01:09:51,772 --> 01:09:53,774
You were using a fake
escrow guy. Right, Carl?
1180
01:09:54,650 --> 01:09:58,320
Yeah. It's true.
My buddy Max.
Great actor.
1181
01:09:58,404 --> 01:10:00,572
Did a lot of theater.
Crossdresser, actually.
1182
01:10:00,656 --> 01:10:02,324
I don't need
a fucking monologue, Carl!
1183
01:10:06,745 --> 01:10:09,039
You guys were trying
to rob me? I'm insulted.
1184
01:10:09,123 --> 01:10:13,043
Guys, relax. If I lost the bet,
I was gonna get you paid.
I guarantee it.
1185
01:10:14,128 --> 01:10:16,380
What about when you hustled me
with Chuckey's debt? Huh?
1186
01:10:16,463 --> 01:10:19,341
What about
when you made me
climb up that mountain,
1187
01:10:19,425 --> 01:10:21,927
lose six hours
with your cop friend? Huh?
1188
01:10:22,010 --> 01:10:24,054
Whatever happened
to all's fair
in the snake pit?
1189
01:10:26,223 --> 01:10:28,100
I guess he's
kinda got a point.
1190
01:10:28,183 --> 01:10:31,353
Yes. The point is,
is he wasted my time.
1191
01:10:31,437 --> 01:10:33,480
Laid down a bet and he don't
have the money to back it.
1192
01:10:33,564 --> 01:10:34,815
It's insulting.
1193
01:10:35,607 --> 01:10:39,570
I was hustled.
I'm telling you, Duke.
Even I wouldn't go that low.
1194
01:10:40,279 --> 01:10:42,364
[man] Take it easy.
[man 2] Don't do that.
1195
01:10:43,407 --> 01:10:45,367
Step the fuck back!
1196
01:10:45,451 --> 01:10:48,245
[Sebastian]
This fucking bet is over,
and you guys are done.
1197
01:10:49,329 --> 01:10:50,456
I'll back him.
1198
01:10:51,415 --> 01:10:55,210
The dead has risen.
Chucky, you're hammered.
Go back to sleep.
1199
01:10:55,335 --> 01:10:56,336
Why?
1200
01:10:58,630 --> 01:11:00,674
Look, seems to me
this bet could still happen.
1201
01:11:00,758 --> 01:11:03,427
You want to take a walk?
[man] Chucky. Alright.
1202
01:11:04,636 --> 01:11:06,680
[Sebastian]
What the fuck are you
talking about?
1203
01:11:07,264 --> 01:11:10,058
See, Chucky,
you can't blow
your money, man.
1204
01:11:10,142 --> 01:11:12,060
My knee is bad. It's shot.
1205
01:11:12,144 --> 01:11:13,645
Okay, there's
no guarantee out there.
1206
01:11:13,729 --> 01:11:16,231
Hey! His fucking
knees are fine!
1207
01:11:16,315 --> 01:11:18,066
They've been
that way the whole race!
1208
01:11:19,109 --> 01:11:20,360
I'm not worried.
1209
01:11:20,444 --> 01:11:22,654
Okay. No worries.
No worries.
1210
01:11:23,322 --> 01:11:26,950
But the line is no
longer five to one.
It's even money.
1211
01:11:28,410 --> 01:11:31,246
So tell me big boy,
can you get five million
by the morning?
1212
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:35,000
Yeah. Can you?
1213
01:11:35,083 --> 01:11:37,544
Can I? It's in the van.
My boys just collected it.
1214
01:11:38,462 --> 01:11:42,466
Wait a minute.
There ain't no free ride
for this guy here.
1215
01:11:42,549 --> 01:11:44,092
Chucky, you're down
for four mil.
1216
01:11:44,176 --> 01:11:46,136
But the last mil
is on Duke here.
1217
01:11:46,220 --> 01:11:48,096
[Wing] What?
[Angry] Yeah.
1218
01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:49,807
He's gotta
have pain in this game.
1219
01:11:49,890 --> 01:11:52,100
Are you kidding?
I'm broke.
You know that.
1220
01:11:52,184 --> 01:11:54,895
A few seconds ago,
you had a way to cover it.
1221
01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:58,273
Now you're broke.
That's your fucking problem.
1222
01:11:58,398 --> 01:12:00,400
Bad shit's gonna happen
if you stiff me.
1223
01:12:01,693 --> 01:12:04,530
[Sebastian] Alright then.
Bet's back on.
Five million dollars.
1224
01:12:04,613 --> 01:12:05,614
That's it.
1225
01:12:06,281 --> 01:12:08,116
A game of poker?
Huh? Come on.
1226
01:12:09,117 --> 01:12:11,161
You fucks have balls,
I'll give you that.
1227
01:12:14,456 --> 01:12:15,791
You're
crazier than I thought.
1228
01:12:17,376 --> 01:12:18,502
I'm an actor.
1229
01:12:19,670 --> 01:12:22,798
Besides, you said only
bums don't come back.
I'm betting you're not a bum.
1230
01:12:27,719 --> 01:12:29,054
[Angry]
We're gonna win, right?
1231
01:12:30,347 --> 01:12:32,224
Listen. His knees. Shot.
1232
01:12:32,307 --> 01:12:35,727
His feet no good.
That's real. He's done.
1233
01:12:36,562 --> 01:12:40,566
Tomorrow's gonna be
about one-twenty, so there's
a good chance he might die.
1234
01:12:41,191 --> 01:12:42,192
God willing.
1235
01:12:50,075 --> 01:12:53,161
[Duke] Ninety miles
to financial freedom.
I was ready.
1236
01:12:54,663 --> 01:12:59,084
I took my maximum
six anti-inflammatories
and was off.
1237
01:13:04,423 --> 01:13:07,634
I took
the old highway hidden away
from the average world.
1238
01:13:15,934 --> 01:13:20,105
I always heard
people that got shot, they
didn't really feel any pain.
1239
01:13:20,188 --> 01:13:21,273
They'd go numb.
1240
01:13:21,899 --> 01:13:23,734
That's where I was right now.
1241
01:13:37,831 --> 01:13:42,127
Day six was a blur.
I continued on guts alone.
1242
01:13:47,716 --> 01:13:51,595
I slept for twelve
hours straight, with
horrible nightmares.
1243
01:13:51,678 --> 01:13:55,349
♪ Home again, when Johnny
comes marching home♪
1244
01:13:57,517 --> 01:14:01,939
[Duke] I woke
up early drowning in sweat.
I got myself ready.
1245
01:14:10,155 --> 01:14:12,157
[Duke] Day seven.
The last day.
1246
01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:16,578
[Duke] Twenty-five
miles to the Vegas sign.
1247
01:14:16,662 --> 01:14:18,163
[Duke] I had to do this.
1248
01:14:44,022 --> 01:14:46,400
[Sebastian] lt's over.
You're a has been.
1249
01:14:47,901 --> 01:14:49,444
[KC] You're not doing this.
1250
01:14:50,404 --> 01:14:52,906
[KC] We got our lives back
and you're going
to risk everything?
1251
01:14:52,990 --> 01:14:55,450
No!
[KC] You're on your own.
1252
01:14:55,575 --> 01:14:57,577
Stay away!
[KC] This is without me.
1253
01:14:57,661 --> 01:14:59,454
[KC] Be a big man.
Put your money down.
1254
01:14:59,579 --> 01:15:01,999
[Angry]
But the last mil
is on Duke here.
1255
01:15:02,833 --> 01:15:05,335
[Angry]
Bad shit's gonna happen
if you stiff me.
1256
01:15:07,129 --> 01:15:09,965
[Angry] You want me
to throw you down
a flight of fucking stairs?
1257
01:15:13,468 --> 01:15:16,179
[homeless man]
You ain't making it
to Vegas, bro!
1258
01:15:31,111 --> 01:15:32,237
How're you doing there?
1259
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,702
You're gonna have to say it.
1260
01:15:41,371 --> 01:15:42,372
You're done.
1261
01:15:50,630 --> 01:15:51,631
Oh.
1262
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:55,927
Oh. I'm done.
1263
01:15:56,011 --> 01:16:00,599
[cheering and laughing]
1264
01:16:00,682 --> 01:16:03,852
With only twelve miles to go!
1265
01:16:03,935 --> 01:16:07,022
Duke Madson cannot
answer the bell.
1266
01:16:07,105 --> 01:16:08,732
[laughing]
1267
01:16:08,815 --> 01:16:11,443
Alright kids,
what do you say?
Little drinking?
1268
01:16:11,526 --> 01:16:14,529
[cheering]
Hold on everyone! Hold on.
1269
01:16:14,654 --> 01:16:16,698
You might want to hold off
on your celebration.
1270
01:16:16,782 --> 01:16:18,283
What'chu
talkin' bout, Willis?
1271
01:16:18,366 --> 01:16:20,327
[Sebastian] Pour the drink.
[Angry] Please.
1272
01:16:20,410 --> 01:16:23,163
[Angry] What you talking about?
[man] Come on. Alright.
1273
01:16:24,623 --> 01:16:27,250
It's not quite over yet.
What are you talking about?
1274
01:16:27,334 --> 01:16:29,461
I have this.
What the hell are you
talking about Carl?
1275
01:16:29,544 --> 01:16:31,296
I'm talking
about the Jack Binion clause.
1276
01:16:33,006 --> 01:16:36,093
Binion. He's right!
He is right!
1277
01:16:36,176 --> 01:16:38,512
Sit the fuck down.
He's just conceded.
1278
01:16:38,595 --> 01:16:40,305
No, he said "he's done."
1279
01:16:40,388 --> 01:16:42,641
And according
to the Binion clause,
1280
01:16:42,724 --> 01:16:46,353
it says that anyone in the RV
in the last 25 miles
can take his place.
1281
01:16:46,436 --> 01:16:48,522
So we're not done yet.
Yeah! That's right!
1282
01:16:48,605 --> 01:16:50,065
[Wing] Exactly.
[Squeeze] Right!
1283
01:16:51,983 --> 01:16:54,486
Alright.
Alright, yeah. Okay.
1284
01:16:54,569 --> 01:17:00,033
It's in here, but it also does
state that I get to choose
who replaces him.
1285
01:17:00,700 --> 01:17:04,371
And I can pick
anyone in this RV. Huh?
1286
01:17:04,996 --> 01:17:08,041
I'm ready.
Anybody I want.
1287
01:17:10,001 --> 01:17:11,128
[Sebastian] Anybody.
1288
01:17:12,796 --> 01:17:15,924
And I pick you, Carl.
[Wing] What? No!
1289
01:17:16,007 --> 01:17:17,551
[laughing] Oh!
1290
01:17:18,343 --> 01:17:20,846
You can't do that.
It's not fair.
1291
01:17:20,929 --> 01:17:23,598
Hey! You, shut it.
Alright? Zip it.
1292
01:17:23,723 --> 01:17:25,517
You'll be dead
in like three minutes.
Relax.
1293
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:28,520
The man's on crutches!
He's a gimp. He can't even walk!
1294
01:17:28,603 --> 01:17:30,772
[Sebastian] So, Carl,
what's it gonna be?
1295
01:17:30,856 --> 01:17:32,482
Can you get
your ass out there?
1296
01:17:32,566 --> 01:17:35,026
If not, you quit,
just like your brother did.
1297
01:17:37,028 --> 01:17:39,531
Fucking hustler, huh?
I've been called worse.
1298
01:17:39,614 --> 01:17:40,782
Tick-tock.
1299
01:17:43,785 --> 01:17:45,704
Okay. Okay.
Yeah?
1300
01:17:45,787 --> 01:17:48,498
Chop, chop, Sunshine,
cause we've got a...
1301
01:17:48,582 --> 01:17:52,878
Hey don't get all
butt hurt on us,
okay, there, sticky boy?
1302
01:17:52,961 --> 01:17:55,463
It's a lot of cobblestones
out there as well. Go easy.
1303
01:17:55,547 --> 01:17:56,715
[Wing] Good luck, Carl.
1304
01:18:02,220 --> 01:18:04,806
[Hank] You can do it.
You can do it.
1305
01:18:05,515 --> 01:18:07,934
Bro, that's ill advised.
1306
01:18:08,018 --> 01:18:10,645
Look at that little
name dropper go!
1307
01:18:10,729 --> 01:18:13,273
Hey, don't get
too excited, alright?
1308
01:18:15,567 --> 01:18:18,653
He's got twelve miles to go
and three hours to do it in.
1309
01:18:18,778 --> 01:18:20,197
It's basically impossible.
1310
01:18:21,323 --> 01:18:23,200
Really?
Yeah.
1311
01:18:26,077 --> 01:18:27,954
What are the odds
on impossible?
1312
01:18:28,580 --> 01:18:31,082
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
1313
01:18:31,166 --> 01:18:34,377
Look, that gimp has no chance.
Wait, wait, wait. Shh!
1314
01:18:34,461 --> 01:18:36,546
He's a big boy.
He knows what he's doing.
1315
01:18:39,007 --> 01:18:41,259
Feeling frisky?
Are you lush? Huh?
1316
01:18:42,260 --> 01:18:46,389
Give you five to one on it.
Oh! Don't do it. Don't do it.
1317
01:18:46,473 --> 01:18:47,974
I'm in.
[Wing] What?
1318
01:18:48,892 --> 01:18:50,018
Three million more.
1319
01:18:50,977 --> 01:18:53,396
Three million?
To your fifteen.
1320
01:18:54,981 --> 01:18:56,900
Fucking hell! He's got
some balls, isn't he?
1321
01:18:58,401 --> 01:19:00,987
I like it! My man knows
how to gamble! I'm in!
1322
01:19:01,071 --> 01:19:02,197
Yeah, baby.
[Wing] Okay.
1323
01:19:06,785 --> 01:19:11,248
[Duke] With the extra
money bet, eight million
on me and Carl now.
1324
01:19:12,123 --> 01:19:13,959
Sebastian was
in for twenty.
1325
01:19:15,001 --> 01:19:16,711
And it didn't look good.
1326
01:19:31,685 --> 01:19:33,728
As time went on,
it was apparent.
1327
01:19:34,896 --> 01:19:36,606
[Duke] Carl wasn't
going to make it.
1328
01:19:37,607 --> 01:19:39,985
This is not right, Sebastian.
The man has no chance.
1329
01:19:41,069 --> 01:19:43,363
[Duke] Everyone wanted
the bleeding to stop.
1330
01:19:43,446 --> 01:19:46,700
Wing and Sandor wanted
to settle for eighty cents
on the dollar.
1331
01:19:47,325 --> 01:19:50,453
But Sebastian declined.
He wanted all their money.
1332
01:19:55,709 --> 01:19:59,212
Chucky, get your dough ready.
No one beats me,
huh, big man?
1333
01:20:03,300 --> 01:20:06,594
[Duke]
Then, something
happened to Carl.
1334
01:20:08,388 --> 01:20:12,600
A determination
I hadn't seen since he stole
my girlfriend in ninth grade.
1335
01:20:40,628 --> 01:20:44,466
What the fuck's
he doing now?
Moving like that?
1336
01:20:44,549 --> 01:20:46,301
[Angry] You gotta be
fuckin' kidding me.
1337
01:20:48,595 --> 01:20:52,057
What heart,
what determination
from the name dropper.
1338
01:20:52,140 --> 01:20:54,559
Now shut
that fucking puppet up,
will you? Fucking shit.
1339
01:20:57,354 --> 01:21:00,857
Is this possible?
Can the gimp
really be doing this?
1340
01:21:02,984 --> 01:21:05,320
[Duke]
Five and a half miles
outside of Vegas,
1341
01:21:05,403 --> 01:21:09,783
with only 42 minutes left,
Carl was still pushing hard.
1342
01:21:14,037 --> 01:21:17,207
Ah! Ah-ha, yeah!
1343
01:21:29,719 --> 01:21:31,179
[Angry]
He's quitting. It's over.
1344
01:21:33,598 --> 01:21:34,849
[Angry] It's over!
1345
01:21:35,683 --> 01:21:37,227
[Angry] Show me
the money, baby.
1346
01:21:39,854 --> 01:21:41,356
[Angry] What the fuck
is he doing?
1347
01:21:51,241 --> 01:21:53,201
[Wing] Ey... There...
1348
01:21:53,284 --> 01:21:57,372
[cheering]
1349
01:21:57,455 --> 01:22:01,167
He's sprinting?
Now he's
fucking sprinting!
1350
01:22:01,251 --> 01:22:03,128
How can he be
doing that?
1351
01:22:10,385 --> 01:22:12,429
[Wing]
He's three miles out!
He can make it!
1352
01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:18,810
[Wing]
He's only got
two miles to go! Go!
1353
01:22:20,812 --> 01:22:23,064
Move it!
Ah!
1354
01:22:30,530 --> 01:22:31,531
Go!
1355
01:22:33,408 --> 01:22:36,661
[Duke]
I see the Vegas sign.
Sprint, Carl. Sprint!
1356
01:22:36,744 --> 01:22:38,746
[Duke] Yeah!
[Wing] Yeah!
1357
01:22:41,207 --> 01:22:43,001
Yeah! Yeah!
1358
01:22:46,838 --> 01:22:48,423
[Duke]
He's done it! He's done it!
1359
01:22:48,506 --> 01:22:53,219
[cheering]
1360
01:23:08,026 --> 01:23:11,279
[Duke] When Sebastian
went to pay, it was like
he was another person.
1361
01:23:11,362 --> 01:23:14,365
[Sebastian]
No dramatics,
no whining, no crying.
1362
01:23:15,867 --> 01:23:18,411
[cheering]
1363
01:23:25,210 --> 01:23:26,211
[elevator bell]
1364
01:23:37,138 --> 01:23:38,848
You had to cut it
to the last minute, huh?
1365
01:23:40,808 --> 01:23:42,936
Thought I'd make it
look interesting.
1366
01:23:43,019 --> 01:23:45,772
Besides, I thought
I'd give us a chance
to get more action.
1367
01:23:49,776 --> 01:23:50,777
Here's your cut.
1368
01:23:54,072 --> 01:23:55,406
A million bucks.
1369
01:23:58,701 --> 01:24:00,119
[Duke] What're you
gonna do with it?
1370
01:24:00,912 --> 01:24:03,081
Definitely gonna
hang around here
for a few days.
1371
01:24:03,164 --> 01:24:04,374
Roll the dice with it.
1372
01:24:06,167 --> 01:24:07,919
I'm gonna turn this
into ten mil.
1373
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:13,466
Ever tell you
about the time I played
craps all night long
1374
01:24:13,550 --> 01:24:15,260
with Johnny Depp
in this very hotel?
1375
01:24:15,343 --> 01:24:17,428
It's back when he was
doing 21 Jump...
1376
01:24:17,512 --> 01:24:18,555
Hey! Hey!
1377
01:24:19,264 --> 01:24:21,182
Hey,
Johnny's my best friend!
1378
01:24:21,266 --> 01:24:23,017
A toast! Yes!
1379
01:24:24,185 --> 01:24:26,229
[Duke]
It took Carl three years
to set up his mark.
1380
01:24:26,896 --> 01:24:29,232
So you're telling me
you're gonna walk around
on crutches
1381
01:24:29,315 --> 01:24:32,860
for who knows how long
just to set one
of these guys up?
1382
01:24:36,489 --> 01:24:37,657
Yep.
1383
01:24:37,740 --> 01:24:39,075
Alright, a toast.
1384
01:24:39,617 --> 01:24:42,662
To my brother Carl.
We did it!
1385
01:24:42,745 --> 01:24:46,624
Twenty million!
[everyone] Yeah!
1386
01:24:47,417 --> 01:24:49,627
Hello.
Sandor is dead.
1387
01:24:50,587 --> 01:24:53,881
Wait for it.
Wait for it! Emotion!
1388
01:24:53,965 --> 01:24:54,966
What?
1389
01:25:03,933 --> 01:25:05,435
Who's crushing it?
1390
01:25:05,518 --> 01:25:09,731
Okay, guys!
Pops is leaving!
I love you!
1391
01:25:09,814 --> 01:25:10,982
Fuck you!
1392
01:25:12,900 --> 01:25:16,696
Oh, honey, I'm sorry
I was cussing. You know
that we're just acting, right?
1393
01:25:17,739 --> 01:25:18,948
You want
a hot fudge sundae?
1394
01:25:20,408 --> 01:25:22,952
We are,
and we always will.
1395
01:25:29,959 --> 01:25:32,920
Well,
we still have each other.
1396
01:25:37,925 --> 01:25:41,179
[Duke] Yeah, let's hear it
for Chucky birds!
What a performance!
1397
01:25:43,473 --> 01:25:47,435
Look. Carl does not really
need crutches. It's a sting.
1398
01:25:48,311 --> 01:25:49,312
You in?
1399
01:25:56,110 --> 01:25:58,112
[Wing] Duke just inherited
a million dollars!
1400
01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:02,950
[Duke]I never did
go back to the big game.
1401
01:26:03,034 --> 01:26:05,119
With the five million I won,
1402
01:26:05,203 --> 01:26:08,122
with Chucky's four million
dollar free roll incentive,
1403
01:26:08,206 --> 01:26:12,335
I spent more time
with my wife and my son
and never looked back.
1404
01:26:13,836 --> 01:26:16,839
Then I landed
a great gig as a poker host
of a big show.
1405
01:26:17,632 --> 01:26:19,759
And I've
been doing it ever since.
1406
01:26:22,970 --> 01:26:25,306
Now,
the big game's behind me.
1407
01:26:25,390 --> 01:26:28,142
And the poker needle
slowly disappears.
1408
01:26:28,267 --> 01:26:30,144
I don't miss
it much either.
1409
01:26:31,229 --> 01:26:33,481
But not a day goes by
that I don't think
1410
01:26:33,564 --> 01:26:36,734
about that bet in the desert
and what we pulled off.
1411
01:26:36,818 --> 01:26:42,031
[pop song]
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