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Hello!
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English, please.
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I'm surrounded by idiots.
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That girl is a lot.
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I told you, Pugsley.
It's push, not pull.
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Hello, everyone!
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I can't believe
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parents let their children
go out like this.
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They're all so clean,
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shiny.
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Oh, it's not all bad, my dear.
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At least they pit the children
against each other
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in a competition
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that will inevitably scar
the losers forever.
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Behold!
The gift of Prometheus!
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Ugh.
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Step aside, kid.
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I'll show you how it's done.
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- What?
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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Come on, come on.
Wednesday is next.
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Have you ever found yourself discontented
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by those closest to you?
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Are you irked by their inability
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to heed simple requests?
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Such as, "Please don't come
to my science fair."
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She's talking about us.
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Do you ever wish you could take
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their undesirable qualities
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and eliminate them forever?
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It can be done.
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Meet my Uncle Fester.
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Hello!
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-That's my brother.
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Observe.
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Hmm.
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-Mm.
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- Come on!
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Stomach-turning, isn't it?
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In stark contrast, however,
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is Socrates.
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Aw.
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Psst! Are you gonna eat that?
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This led me to ponder the question,
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what if personality traits
could be extracted
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and implanted between creatures?
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Bottoms up.
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Ooh.
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Yay! All right!
Thank you, thank you.
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What happened?
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Is there a single person
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in the history of the world
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who's made more of a breakthrough?
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She's an enfant terrible.
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With the focus on terrible.
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Cara mia, you know
what French does to me.
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And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.
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Here to present the awards at this year's.
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Strange Foundation National Science Fair,
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is the brilliant innovator
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and the namesake
of our foundation,
Cyrus Strange.
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Hello, everyone.
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Oh!
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I'm so honored to be here.
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But, well, I'm not actually there, I'm...
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Well, you get it.
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Welcome to this year's science fair.
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I'm excited to honor this group
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of brilliant minds we have before us.
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Let's proceed.
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And the winner is...
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Good luck.
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Oh. You were serious.
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Everyone who participated.
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-What?
-That's right.
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This year,
we are embracing
a new philosophy.
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Just trying makes you a winner.
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But how can you be a winner
if no one is a loser?
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Every single one of you is special.
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Disagree.
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He's not special.
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Did you see his volcano?
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What was that? Baking soda?
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Is this the third grade?
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It does not count!
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Don't you get it?
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-Ugh.
-I get it, Wednesday.
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I watched your presentation.
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It was brilliant.
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Yes, I'm aware of that.
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I see a kindred spirit in you.
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Mm-hmm.
The makings of a great mind.
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If you'd like to share
your research with me,
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I could develop it further in my lab.
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Imagine what would happen
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if we combined your data
with the proper resources?
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Alas, I can't share any of that.
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It's a family secret.
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I see.
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And which family is yours?
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Fire in the hole!
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Oh.
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Pretty hot, eh, ladies?
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Nice job, Romeo.
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For more.
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Morticia, my queen,
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you inflame me.
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I feel liquid magma lapping at my body.
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You're on fire, dear.
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Ha! So I am!
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My condolences.
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Great thinkers need
obstacles to function.
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Yet, with every meaningless trophy,
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I become more and more unremarkable.
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And with every hug,
more brain cells erode.
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But, like the phoenix from the ashes,
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I shall rise above this setback.
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Together, we shall turn heads, Socrates.
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Starting with Pugsley.
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-Love hurts, huh, kid?
-Huh?
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Well, I saw you swing and miss horribly
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with the ladies at the science fair.
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So, I thought you should read my book!
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The Fester Method: How to Woo
and Other Tips on Love.
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You wrote this?
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Self-published, on the Internet.
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Not easy to do.
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Pugsley, I've been on three first dates.
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I mean, who else
has that kind of experience?
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I know this, uh, goes against guy code,
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but what are you doing Friday night?
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Hey, you kids, come on down here.
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It's dinner time.
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Mmm.
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-Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
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It's dinner time,
my favorite nighttime meal!
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My balls!
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-uh-oh, my head!
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Mmm.
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Oh!
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Please, Uncle Fester,
wait for the children.
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Children?
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I thought we were having chicken.
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Where are those two?
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Pugsley may have an appetite
for destruction,
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but it's never a match for his stomach.
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I wouldn't wait on Pugsley.
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Kid's got a lot of homework to do.
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This generation.
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Let's at least wait for Wednesday.
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Why does nobody in this family
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come in through the front door?
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"Dearest Mother and Father,
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I will not be attending
this evening's
ritual mastication."
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I guess she's not hungry.
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"It's not that I'm not hungry,
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I am just choosing to spare myself
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the agony of your compliments
on my performance today
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and your needy attempt
to hang my award
above the fireplace."
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I should go try to talk to her.
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"Don't try to talk to me.
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I want to be alone."
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We should bring her a plate at least.
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"P.S. Don't even
bring me a plate."
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This is the third dinner
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Wednesday has skipped this week.
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Why is she avoiding us?
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All I ever do is try to love
and support her.
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Gomez, I think she's saying
that's the problem.
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You're brilliant, cara mia.
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-What?
-She's trying to tell me
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that what a young girl wants
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is a ton of attention from her father.
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Or you could just keep being yourself.
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Let her come back to us when she's ready.
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But that could take forever!
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I have the very solution
to the problem, cara mia.
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We'll take a family road trip.
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What?
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You've always wanted to see
more of this great country.
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Well, it's true.
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We have some of
the best dark secrets,
as countries go.
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Then it's settled!
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We are going on
an Addams family vacation!
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Come on, kids.
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Feast your eyes on the old Addams camper.
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Thing's been fixing it up.
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It's a hybrid.
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Half car, half eyesore.
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Mother, Father, this is cruel.
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Even for you.
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That's the spirit, Lurch.
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-Ha-ha!
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Let's go, Wednesday.
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It's time for some family bonding.
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Whether you like it or not.
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You see, Wednesday,
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this trip will bring the Addams family
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closer than ever before.
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Or there will be no survivors.
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Hello?
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Anybody home?
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Hello?
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Mr. Addams?
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Hello, good sir!
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I am Gomez Addams.
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And this is my wife, Morticia.
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Charmed.
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I'll get right to the point.
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My name is Mustela.
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I'm a lawyer
representing a couple
in Sausalito, California.
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Recent evidence has come to light
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that on the night of
my client's daughter's birth,
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she may have been switched
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with another child at the hospital.
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Namely, a Wednesday Addams.
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Ooh, hilarious!
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All this, just to get out
of a family road trip.
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How much did Wednesday pay you?
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Excuse me?
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Oh! Sorry, sorry,
where are my manners?
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I think he's expecting a tip.
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No, I'm expecting a DNA sample.
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If you'll bring the child here, we can...
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I never seem to have a tip.
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-I do.
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Great Uncle Zander left me
these tips in his will.
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I knew one day they'd come in handy.
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There you go, my good man.
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Well played.
Very amusing indeed.
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I assure you, Mr. Addams,
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there's nothing amusing about this.
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And this is far from over!
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I can't believe he gave me the finger.
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Mother, Father, who was that man?
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Very funny, Wednesday.
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Nice try.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Who was he?
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No one for you to worry about.
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No one at all, dear.
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Hmm.
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Thank you for watching the house
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while we're gone, Grandma.
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It's such a relief
to know it's in safe hands.
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Oh, please.
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Trust me, these hands
have cracked many safes.
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Thing, let the vacation commence!
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Let's roll!
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Bye! Farewell!
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Adios! Toodle-oo!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
I thought they'd never leave.
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Let's party!
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You read my mind, chuckles.
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Time to make some money.
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I thought that first,
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we shall pay our respects
to the immolated
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in the witch-haunted city of Salem.
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Then, in the great
nomadic tradition
of our ancestors,
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we'll flit hither and thither
across this great nation
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until we reach
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our final destination.
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The place on Earth
where people are happiest!
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Death Valley!
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We'll be gone for three weeks.
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Three weeks?
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You're both growing up so fast.
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Soon, you'll move out,
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and it'll be nice to have a memory
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we could look back upon.
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No matter how terrible.
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Ooh, like prom night.
273
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,538
'Bout to go global.
274
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:52,934
I can't believe the boss
made me bring backup.
275
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,806
No offense, I just really don't see
276
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,373
what you bring to the table.
277
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:58,985
All I know is,
278
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,509
if we don't get that girl
and bring her back
to Sausalito,
279
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,989
we'll both be fired.
280
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,774
Oh, ugh. Mint?
281
00:15:06,817 --> 00:15:08,384
You know what? Take 'em all.
282
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,966
'Bout to go global.
283
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,934
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
And then it goes...
284
00:15:41,765 --> 00:15:43,942
Anyway, it's not finished yet,
285
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,336
but it's my best rock opera yet.
286
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,773
I'm calling it Rocktapus.
287
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,340
I wrote it in the bath.
288
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:53,168
I've been taking a lot of baths recently.
289
00:15:53,212 --> 00:15:54,518
You know, I think it's...
290
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:01,961
All that beautiful water!
291
00:16:03,265 --> 00:16:04,964
Forget Salem!
We know how it turned out.
292
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,355
Change of plans.
293
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,201
Thing, how did this happen?
294
00:16:26,245 --> 00:16:27,812
We were supposed to be in Salem.
295
00:16:29,857 --> 00:16:31,816
Ah, don't be mad, brother.
296
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,427
Niagara Falls is
the great Wonder of the World
297
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,951
and kills the most tourists
298
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:39,868
with its powerful, seductive.
299
00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:46,831
Fester? Fester?
300
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,702
Hey, Fester.
301
00:16:48,745 --> 00:16:49,965
Are you feeling all right?
302
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,576
You're not your usual creepy self.
303
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,837
Not especially.
304
00:16:53,881 --> 00:16:55,317
Will you take a look at this?
305
00:16:55,361 --> 00:16:57,320
Does this seem off to you?
306
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,712
It smells okay,
307
00:16:58,755 --> 00:17:00,496
but make sure to put it in the fridge.
308
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,063
Seafood turns very quickly.
309
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,025
Having fun?
310
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:10,202
I'm staring at Canada,
if that answers
your question.
311
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,942
I'm sorry, Wednesday.
312
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,554
I know how much you wanted to see
313
00:17:13,596 --> 00:17:16,035
where girls your age
were burned at the stake.
314
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,210
What did you call them again?
315
00:17:17,731 --> 00:17:20,125
Squad goals.
316
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,258
What do you say we do a little exploring?
317
00:17:22,301 --> 00:17:23,346
Just us.
318
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,434
I saw a vintage store in town.
319
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:28,699
Maybe it's time for you
to try out a more mature look.
320
00:17:30,309 --> 00:17:32,876
The little black dress
is a classic, Mother.
321
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,575
There's my little holy terror.
322
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:38,361
You know how I feel about hugs, Father.
323
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:45,238
Did you know dozens of people
tried to go over these falls
324
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,717
in wooden barrels?
325
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,284
Does anyone survive?
326
00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:50,852
Some do. Some don't.
327
00:17:50,894 --> 00:17:54,682
I hear it's a barrel of fun.
328
00:17:56,727 --> 00:18:00,122
Pugsley, have you ever worn
a coat of live bees?
329
00:18:00,165 --> 00:18:02,603
OMG.
330
00:18:02,645 --> 00:18:04,692
I should totes take a selfie
of this moment.
331
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,957
Ah! This is
the perfect opportunity
332
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,872
to try out the moves in my book.
333
00:18:10,914 --> 00:18:12,178
The key with women
334
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,744
is to make a strong first impression.
335
00:18:14,788 --> 00:18:16,311
You mean like a bad smell?
336
00:18:16,355 --> 00:18:17,922
Well, that goes without saying.
337
00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:21,709
What I mean is,
it's important
to make a big splash.
338
00:18:21,751 --> 00:18:23,276
Are you with me, kid?
339
00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:28,628
-Huh?
-Ouch!
340
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,586
I just skinned my knee
341
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,459
falling for you.
342
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:36,593
That's so corny.
343
00:18:36,636 --> 00:18:39,378
Ugh. Did you get that
from a book?
344
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,641
Uh-oh. Uh...
345
00:18:40,683 --> 00:18:42,947
Leave this to me.
346
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,515
Excuse me, vacuous lemmings.
347
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,737
Oh, come on.
348
00:18:59,528 --> 00:19:01,878
Let me begin.
349
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:04,446
Battle me, that's a sin.
350
00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:06,362
Punk, you better back up.
351
00:19:06,405 --> 00:19:07,929
And, yo.
352
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,845
I came to get down.
353
00:19:10,887 --> 00:19:12,019
And jump around.
354
00:19:19,548 --> 00:19:21,986
And get down!
355
00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:26,903
Jump! Jump!
356
00:19:34,868 --> 00:19:37,914
Madison,
would you do me the honor
of becoming my wife?
357
00:19:39,394 --> 00:19:41,788
Help!
358
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,224
Is that a maybe?
359
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,896
Right in the Niagara balls!
360
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,295
Nobody is renting barrels.
361
00:20:09,337 --> 00:20:12,166
I had to buy 300 pickles
just to get these.
362
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,646
You go that way.
I'll look over here.
363
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:14,560
Gomez, look.
364
00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:17,519
Isn't that the weaselly man
365
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,608
who came to the house
looking for Wednesday?
366
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,786
Well, I have to admit,
I admire the man's tenacity.
367
00:20:22,829 --> 00:20:24,048
Wednesday, let's try
368
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:26,615
a little family trust-building exercise.
369
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,878
-I don't believe in exercise.
-Sorry!
370
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:41,108
Excelsior! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
371
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,242
-Hey, hey, wait for me!
372
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,244
I wanna go in the water too!
373
00:20:53,990 --> 00:20:56,342
Help! Pongo!
374
00:20:56,384 --> 00:20:58,344
Guess that takes care of that.
375
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,780
Hey, where's Pugsley?
376
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:04,653
Well, look at this,
a tiny floating person.
377
00:21:06,176 --> 00:21:07,614
Oh! There he is.
378
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,794
How great was that, Wednesday?
379
00:21:13,836 --> 00:21:15,664
And we both survived.
380
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,928
Another thing we have in common.
381
00:21:17,971 --> 00:21:20,278
Okay, what's going on?
382
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:21,584
Whatever do you mean?
383
00:21:21,627 --> 00:21:22,932
Father.
384
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:25,458
His erratic behavior.
385
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,807
This last-minute family trip
to make memories.
386
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:29,288
Giving hugs.
387
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,680
It's torture.
388
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:31,986
And not the fun kind,
389
00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:35,031
like putting leeches in Pugsley's briefs.
390
00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:37,730
Anyway, I'm quite sure he's dying.
391
00:21:37,773 --> 00:21:39,340
-What?
-Don't worry.
392
00:21:39,384 --> 00:21:40,777
I won't tell Pugsley.
393
00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:41,951
Not yet.
394
00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:44,085
He'll enjoy the surprise.
395
00:21:44,127 --> 00:21:48,611
But if you're afraid
to ask my permission
to take a new lover,
396
00:21:48,654 --> 00:21:50,221
just know you have it.
397
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:01,493
Dropped out of school.
398
00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:04,584
Ouch!
Mom, tell her to stop!
399
00:22:04,626 --> 00:22:06,586
Please, darlings, quiet down.
400
00:22:06,628 --> 00:22:08,369
I'm trying to find a signal.
401
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:13,983
Ow!
402
00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:15,508
Mom, help!
403
00:22:15,550 --> 00:22:17,596
Gomez, have you heard
from your mother yet?
404
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,598
She's not answering my texts.
405
00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,775
Oh, she's probably having an early night.
406
00:22:21,817 --> 00:22:25,778
The woman is almost
102 years old, after all.
407
00:22:25,821 --> 00:22:27,780
-Whoo!
408
00:22:32,654 --> 00:22:33,874
Whoo-hoo!
409
00:22:33,916 --> 00:22:35,396
-We're here for the party!
410
00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:37,529
Whoop-la!
411
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:38,617
Tickets, please!
412
00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:42,098
Wow, this place is a whole mood.
413
00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:45,538
Well, if you're in the mood to party,
414
00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:47,409
step right this way.
415
00:22:47,452 --> 00:22:49,977
Whoa!
This plant totes slaps!
416
00:22:50,019 --> 00:22:53,022
No, darling, she snaps.
417
00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:54,981
-Oh, don't worry, don't worry.
418
00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:56,983
She's on a vegan diet.
419
00:22:57,027 --> 00:23:00,856
In that she only eats vegans.
420
00:23:00,901 --> 00:23:02,292
And who's the headliner?
421
00:23:02,336 --> 00:23:04,948
Uh... Uh... The Talking Heads.
422
00:23:04,991 --> 00:23:05,949
For reals?
423
00:23:05,992 --> 00:23:07,211
Uh, yeah, yeah.
424
00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:08,647
Uh, they're right over there.
425
00:23:13,173 --> 00:23:16,438
On you, ooh, ooh.
426
00:23:17,917 --> 00:23:20,007
Um... I didn't pay $500
to watch a bunch of puppets.
427
00:23:20,049 --> 00:23:21,442
What?
428
00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,270
Do you know how hard it is to decapitate
429
00:23:23,314 --> 00:23:24,924
an entire barber shop quartet?
430
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:29,190
Ew! Refund, please.
431
00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:31,887
Let's not be hasty.
432
00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:34,368
I was just joking.
433
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,979
I don't want to ruin the surprise.
434
00:23:36,022 --> 00:23:37,980
And... And trust me,
435
00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:41,288
the headliner will make
serious headlines.
436
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,344
It was the dead of night.
437
00:23:56,434 --> 00:23:58,827
The witching hour.
438
00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,439
The wolf howled.
439
00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:06,880
And then she heard
a scratching at the door.
440
00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:08,534
Scratch,
441
00:24:08,576 --> 00:24:10,057
scratch,
442
00:24:10,099 --> 00:24:12,189
scratch.
443
00:24:12,232 --> 00:24:15,540
She slowly opened it to reveal
444
00:24:16,105 --> 00:24:17,933
a puppy!
445
00:24:17,978 --> 00:24:20,240
-And around its neck
446
00:24:20,284 --> 00:24:21,502
was a bow!
447
00:24:22,808 --> 00:24:25,855
Mm. Gomez.
448
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:28,509
You remember
when I first told you
that one, Pugsley?
449
00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:30,730
You must've been two months old.
450
00:24:30,772 --> 00:24:34,342
Oh, you'd scream and scream
until you wet yourself.
451
00:24:34,384 --> 00:24:36,518
Some things never change.
452
00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:40,347
She's not back yet.
453
00:24:40,391 --> 00:24:41,958
She said she wanted to be alone,
454
00:24:42,001 --> 00:24:44,090
but how long does that take?
455
00:24:44,134 --> 00:24:45,788
-There she is.
456
00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:47,876
How did it go out there, Wednesday?
457
00:24:47,921 --> 00:24:49,488
Did Kitty do his business?
458
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:50,489
Indeed.
459
00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:53,970
-Ew!
-Come, come. Join us.
460
00:24:54,013 --> 00:24:56,582
We were just telling stories
of when Pugsley was born.
461
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:58,887
He kept us up all night, howling.
462
00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:00,715
Wednesday, you were the opposite.
463
00:25:00,759 --> 00:25:02,021
I've never heard of a baby
464
00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:04,327
being completely silent before.
465
00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:05,721
-Ah, yes,
466
00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:08,115
I remember the night Wednesday was born.
467
00:25:08,157 --> 00:25:09,724
It was a Tuesday.
468
00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:12,684
All tucked in tight
in the hospital nursery.
469
00:25:12,728 --> 00:25:15,383
She was silent as a jellyfish.
470
00:25:15,425 --> 00:25:18,385
Even when
all the other little babies
started bawling.
471
00:25:18,429 --> 00:25:20,344
What do you mean?
472
00:25:20,387 --> 00:25:22,781
Oh, I never told you this story?
473
00:25:23,957 --> 00:25:26,699
Start talking.
474
00:25:26,741 --> 00:25:28,352
Well, I was looking for a bathroom
475
00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:30,963
because I'd eaten all
of the patients' pudding
476
00:25:31,007 --> 00:25:32,878
that they left behind,
477
00:25:32,922 --> 00:25:35,750
when I took a wrong turn
into the hospital nursery.
478
00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:46,545
And that's when I spotted her.
479
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,595
I just wanted to get
a better look
at my new niece.
480
00:25:53,638 --> 00:25:55,596
But a bunch of the babies started
481
00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:57,207
wailing their heads off.
482
00:25:57,250 --> 00:26:01,037
So, I remembered the age-old
Addams family nursery trick.
483
00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:15,355
And sure enough, they all fell asleep.
484
00:26:17,663 --> 00:26:20,186
And I put all the babies back
where I found them.
485
00:26:21,404 --> 00:26:22,492
I think.
486
00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:26,192
Pretty sure.
487
00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:32,415
-Kitty needs a walk.
-Right away.
488
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:33,503
But I just walked...
489
00:26:33,548 --> 00:26:36,115
Fester, you're in charge.
490
00:26:36,159 --> 00:26:38,770
I wonder if I could
juggle actual children.
491
00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:41,076
Wednesday, Pugsley,
bring it in, let's find out.
492
00:26:41,121 --> 00:26:43,036
You never know until you try.
493
00:26:43,078 --> 00:26:44,253
-And if one of you
494
00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:46,343
falls on your head, well, lesson learned.
495
00:26:46,386 --> 00:26:49,825
Hard to believe
women don't want
to talk to either of you.
496
00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:54,568
Gomez,
what if what
that lawyer said is true?
497
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:57,049
These people are not going to give up.
498
00:26:57,093 --> 00:27:00,053
They'll keep coming
until they take her away.
499
00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:01,315
Let him come!
500
00:27:01,357 --> 00:27:03,970
They shall know us by our trail of dead.
501
00:27:04,012 --> 00:27:06,885
Ugh.
That's your answer
to everything.
502
00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:08,757
I only wish
503
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,890
I did have the answer for it, querida.
504
00:27:14,894 --> 00:27:17,200
Tish! That's it.
505
00:27:17,243 --> 00:27:20,289
I may not have the answer,
but I know someone who will.
506
00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:21,988
I hope so.
507
00:27:22,030 --> 00:27:24,685
Whatever we do,
we can't let
Wednesday find out
508
00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:26,644
she might not be our daughter.
509
00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:33,781
Could it be true?
510
00:27:33,826 --> 00:27:37,829
Could I have been misplaced
in my infancy?
511
00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:41,049
Grown up with a delusion
that I am one person,
512
00:27:41,094 --> 00:27:46,708
when in fact, I am someone
completely different.
513
00:27:46,751 --> 00:27:51,799
Now this is the origin story
an innovator like me deserves.
514
00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:54,933
It would make
a fascinating first chapter
in my memoir.
515
00:27:55,934 --> 00:27:57,022
Can you imagine?
516
00:28:01,983 --> 00:28:03,420
Come on, kids!
517
00:28:03,463 --> 00:28:05,291
Up and Addams!
518
00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:08,948
Thing, head south.
519
00:28:08,990 --> 00:28:12,951
What we need is a little
old-fashioned Addams fun!
520
00:28:12,994 --> 00:28:14,387
Ha-ha!
521
00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:24,920
I got it. Oh!
There we go.
522
00:28:24,963 --> 00:28:25,921
Oh, dude!
523
00:28:27,836 --> 00:28:28,968
Hey, freak!
524
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:31,839
Pass it back!
525
00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:33,972
I'm not a freak.
526
00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:37,411
I'm a force of nature.
527
00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:41,414
Some force of nature.
528
00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:42,938
So weak.
529
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,116
Guys, you see this?
530
00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:49,989
What's going on? what Is it?
531
00:28:57,647 --> 00:28:59,867
'Cause nobody can handle me.
532
00:28:59,912 --> 00:29:01,347
Because I'm somethin' They never seen.
533
00:29:03,132 --> 00:29:04,829
I'm in love with myself.
534
00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:06,701
When I'm feelin' myself.
535
00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:20,846
Oh, my.
536
00:29:20,888 --> 00:29:23,848
It looks like some unfortunate soul
537
00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:27,590
has dropped a small fortune in the sand.
538
00:29:35,337 --> 00:29:37,644
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
539
00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
540
00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:42,171
Lame!
541
00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:45,913
It looks like we need
to go over Chapter 3,
542
00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:48,655
"How to be Repulsive
and Impress Girls."
543
00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:49,875
I'll be right back.
544
00:29:49,917 --> 00:29:52,224
I gotta go use the bathroom.
545
00:29:52,268 --> 00:29:54,227
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
546
00:29:54,269 --> 00:29:56,837
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
547
00:30:10,895 --> 00:30:13,028
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
548
00:30:13,071 --> 00:30:14,855
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
549
00:30:19,338 --> 00:30:20,165
Shark! Shark!
550
00:30:33,527 --> 00:30:34,920
Run for your lives!
551
00:30:40,055 --> 00:30:42,013
Hyah! See?
552
00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:44,798
Now that's how you attract attention.
553
00:30:48,715 --> 00:30:51,500
Ah! There he is.
554
00:30:51,545 --> 00:30:54,113
The man we came to see.
555
00:31:06,255 --> 00:31:08,997
Ladies, what do ladies say?
556
00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:12,826
We got your back".
557
00:31:17,222 --> 00:31:19,486
We got your back".
558
00:31:19,528 --> 00:31:22,618
We beat it till we beat it
559
00:31:22,663 --> 00:31:24,838
can give it to us
'Cause you know we need it.
560
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,275
It!
561
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:29,496
Good to see you, my bewhiskered cousin.
562
00:31:29,538 --> 00:31:32,019
You made it.
563
00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:35,109
Mm. It's in Florida
for spring break.
564
00:31:35,153 --> 00:31:37,982
Ghouls Gone Wild, am I right?
565
00:31:38,026 --> 00:31:39,288
He's going to join us on our trip.
566
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:40,768
Hold on.
567
00:31:40,810 --> 00:31:42,813
He's coming in the camper?
568
00:31:42,856 --> 00:31:44,684
We're cramped enough as it is.
569
00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:46,686
And he sheds, Morticia.
570
00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:48,644
Oh, Fester, he's family.
571
00:31:48,689 --> 00:31:50,517
The more the hairier.
572
00:31:50,559 --> 00:31:53,259
Well, if he's allowed
on the couch, then so am I!
573
00:32:01,135 --> 00:32:02,355
No, no, no!
574
00:32:02,397 --> 00:32:03,834
I said cut the red wire.
575
00:32:06,010 --> 00:32:09,362
I can't believe Taylor Swift
wants to date me.
576
00:32:09,404 --> 00:32:11,103
Me.
577
00:32:11,145 --> 00:32:12,886
Make sure to close the door
578
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:16,586
when you go into outer space.
579
00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:21,765
Yes, Beyonce,
I would love to share
my ham with you.
580
00:32:25,638 --> 00:32:28,510
Weighed empty.
581
00:32:31,644 --> 00:32:34,865
Was a bone to be chewed.
582
00:32:34,909 --> 00:32:38,781
Of November came early.
583
00:32:44,919 --> 00:32:47,529
In Wisconsin.
584
00:32:49,270 --> 00:32:52,361
It was bigger than most.
585
00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:08,811
I thought you were a leader.
586
00:33:08,855 --> 00:33:11,597
You're only a deleter.
587
00:33:25,654 --> 00:33:27,614
Morticia, I told you so.
588
00:33:27,656 --> 00:33:29,442
There's hairballs everywhere.
589
00:33:31,574 --> 00:33:34,447
Yeah, and the same to you, fuzzface.
590
00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:44,457
How could you tell?
591
00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:55,423
Did it ever bother you
that you were so different
592
00:33:55,468 --> 00:33:57,338
from the rest of the family?
593
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,647
A rebellious phase?
594
00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:08,916
You shaved your entire body
as a teenager?
595
00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:16,706
Oh. So that's what changed.
596
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:18,664
You owned who you were.
597
00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:23,757
That's the problem.
598
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,541
I don't know who I am.
599
00:34:29,849 --> 00:34:32,592
- Get over here ASAP.
600
00:34:32,635 --> 00:34:34,855
I went too far this time
and things are getting hairy!
601
00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:36,117
No offense.
602
00:34:44,907 --> 00:34:46,474
Let's do this!
603
00:34:53,742 --> 00:34:55,744
It's that lawyer, Gomez.
604
00:34:55,789 --> 00:34:57,181
He's found us again.
605
00:34:57,224 --> 00:34:58,965
He wants what we have.
606
00:34:59,009 --> 00:35:01,315
Well, he won't get her.
607
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:02,751
-Good, Pugsley.
608
00:35:02,795 --> 00:35:04,536
Right this way.
609
00:35:06,364 --> 00:35:08,322
How about a fun family travel game?
610
00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:09,672
Everyone around the table.
611
00:35:09,715 --> 00:35:10,934
Ugh.
612
00:35:30,867 --> 00:35:32,130
So, what shall we play?
613
00:35:34,349 --> 00:35:36,307
How about Punch Buggy?
614
00:35:36,351 --> 00:35:37,744
Punch...
615
00:35:38,788 --> 00:35:40,746
-...buggy.
616
00:35:53,889 --> 00:35:54,978
We need to step on it.
617
00:35:55,021 --> 00:35:56,545
And we'll need a place to hide.
618
00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:58,634
I have just the place, querida.
619
00:36:00,157 --> 00:36:01,855
Thing, turn here.
620
00:36:02,724 --> 00:36:03,422
Look out!
621
00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:27,750
You sure this is the right place, Pop?
622
00:36:27,793 --> 00:36:29,230
Yes, son.
623
00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:32,451
The Alamo.
624
00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:36,280
You can sense
that many lives
were lost here.
625
00:36:36,324 --> 00:36:39,239
Let us take a moment to pay our respects.
626
00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:48,510
Okay. Enough respect.
627
00:36:48,554 --> 00:36:49,684
Everyone in!
628
00:36:59,695 --> 00:37:02,306
Look at y'all's costumes!
629
00:37:03,829 --> 00:37:06,920
You guys are a little early
for the Halloween pageant.
630
00:37:06,963 --> 00:37:11,097
Today, we're on the hunt
for our next
Little Miss Jalapeno Pepper.
631
00:37:13,969 --> 00:37:15,233
Hello?
Wednesday!
632
00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:16,885
-Wednesday Addams!
633
00:37:16,929 --> 00:37:19,672
Are you in there? Hello?
634
00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:22,369
Well, burn my biscuits.
635
00:37:22,414 --> 00:37:24,938
This here's our little tumbleweed.
636
00:37:24,981 --> 00:37:27,635
And she's a-fixin' to be the Lone Star
637
00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:30,117
-of this here rodeo!
-What?
638
00:37:30,159 --> 00:37:31,771
Well, in that case,
639
00:37:31,813 --> 00:37:34,730
we better get you all gussied up, hon.
640
00:37:34,773 --> 00:37:37,907
Father, this will not end well for you.
641
00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:41,432
Wednesday!
642
00:37:44,086 --> 00:37:45,784
Gomez, what are you doing?
643
00:37:45,827 --> 00:37:48,440
Just follow my lead.
644
00:37:48,483 --> 00:37:51,137
Howdy. We're oil tycoons.
645
00:37:51,181 --> 00:37:54,010
Oil tycoons? How can I...
Eesh!
646
00:37:54,054 --> 00:37:55,969
We're a-fixin' to find ourselves
647
00:37:56,012 --> 00:37:59,320
some fancy new Texas threads.
648
00:37:59,364 --> 00:38:01,016
Will this be enough to cover it?
649
00:38:02,931 --> 00:38:04,717
Mm.
650
00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:08,110
Yeah! Check it out!
651
00:38:08,155 --> 00:38:10,025
Now just hold still, sweetie.
652
00:38:10,070 --> 00:38:11,289
Make it tighter.
653
00:38:12,768 --> 00:38:13,900
Hi.
654
00:38:13,943 --> 00:38:15,335
What's your talent?
655
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,512
I can read minds.
656
00:38:17,556 --> 00:38:18,773
No, you can't.
657
00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:22,168
Yes, I can.
658
00:38:22,211 --> 00:38:23,952
This isn't really happening.
659
00:38:23,996 --> 00:38:25,911
It is really happening.
660
00:38:25,954 --> 00:38:27,478
Think of a number.
Uh, number seven.
661
00:38:27,521 --> 00:38:29,088
Seven.
662
00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:30,568
-Uh, purple.
-Purple.
663
00:38:30,612 --> 00:38:31,699
My worst nightmare.
664
00:38:31,744 --> 00:38:33,527
Hippopotamus riding a bicycle.
665
00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:34,920
What's your name?
666
00:38:34,963 --> 00:38:36,965
-Wednesday, what's yours?
-I don't wanna tell you.
667
00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:39,403
Hello, Peggy.
668
00:38:42,057 --> 00:38:43,233
I know.
669
00:38:43,277 --> 00:38:44,800
Just give me the trophy already.
670
00:39:01,295 --> 00:39:04,079
I look like Uncle Sam
threw up all over me.
671
00:39:04,123 --> 00:39:06,778
Very good, Pugsley.
Blend in.
672
00:39:06,822 --> 00:39:09,041
If you have to interact
with any of the locals,
673
00:39:09,085 --> 00:39:12,871
remember, they're more afraid
of you than you are of them.
674
00:39:16,614 --> 00:39:18,530
-Oh, my word!
675
00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:26,885
These are the perfect disguises.
676
00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:28,583
It's like we're invisible.
677
00:39:43,945 --> 00:39:45,469
We're dead, Gomez.
678
00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:55,262
On my face?
679
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:02,835
In the show tonight.
680
00:40:02,878 --> 00:40:06,708
Really look so good?
681
00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:10,320
You think I should?
682
00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:14,063
If I blew a kiss?
683
00:40:14,106 --> 00:40:17,762
In the show tonight.
684
00:40:21,201 --> 00:40:25,858
Ah. The only girls I see here
are perfectly normal.
685
00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:29,731
Is getting nearer.
686
00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:37,391
In the mirror.
687
00:40:37,434 --> 00:40:40,655
Ugh!
688
00:40:45,007 --> 00:40:48,445
Like I did a week ago.
689
00:40:52,188 --> 00:40:54,494
In the show tonight.
690
00:41:07,246 --> 00:41:09,771
Brava! Bravissima!
691
00:41:09,815 --> 00:41:11,380
Hear, hear! Bella!
692
00:41:12,947 --> 00:41:14,253
There she is!
693
00:41:15,994 --> 00:41:17,735
Hey, y'all!
694
00:41:17,778 --> 00:41:21,391
That man right there
is one of the top
talent agents in the world!
695
00:41:25,394 --> 00:41:26,961
What?
696
00:41:30,965 --> 00:41:37,625
You rang?
697
00:41:39,018 --> 00:41:40,322
Quick, Lurch.
698
00:41:40,367 --> 00:41:41,976
Grab Wednesday.
699
00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:03,911
Help!
700
00:42:03,956 --> 00:42:05,000
Pongo!
701
00:42:11,224 --> 00:42:12,398
Hello. Hi.
702
00:42:15,445 --> 00:42:17,751
I'll find you, Wednesday Addams!
703
00:42:23,931 --> 00:42:27,588
You have traumatized me
beyond all recognition.
704
00:42:27,632 --> 00:42:29,197
She looks the same to me.
705
00:42:29,242 --> 00:42:31,070
Who is that man?
706
00:42:31,112 --> 00:42:33,027
I know he's not a talent agent.
707
00:42:33,072 --> 00:42:35,552
He's the same man who came to the house.
708
00:42:39,338 --> 00:42:41,907
You're far too clever for us
to pull the wool
over your eyes.
709
00:42:43,038 --> 00:42:44,605
That man
710
00:42:44,648 --> 00:42:47,434
-is a door-to-door salesman.
-Gomez.
711
00:42:47,476 --> 00:42:49,349
And what is he selling?
712
00:42:49,391 --> 00:42:51,351
Uh... Tupperware?
713
00:42:51,393 --> 00:42:53,179
Knives? Makeup.
714
00:42:53,222 --> 00:42:55,007
Uh... Uh, frozen steaks.
715
00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:57,356
Life insurance for cows.
716
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,576
Uh, they need it.
717
00:42:58,619 --> 00:43:01,360
The steak industry is, oh, brutal.
718
00:43:02,927 --> 00:43:04,407
Okay.
719
00:43:04,451 --> 00:43:06,626
If that's the way you want to play it.
720
00:43:06,670 --> 00:43:08,976
I'm going to go give Pugsley a haircut.
721
00:43:09,021 --> 00:43:10,282
I think he's taking a nap.
722
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:12,590
Exactly.
723
00:43:13,807 --> 00:43:14,722
That was easy.
724
00:43:25,123 --> 00:43:29,563
About the lonesome loser?
725
00:43:29,606 --> 00:43:33,697
Every time.
726
00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:39,528
I'm not sure Wednesday believed us.
727
00:43:39,572 --> 00:43:42,184
I'm sure she would have said
something if she didn't.
728
00:43:42,228 --> 00:43:45,143
If there's one thing
we can count on Wednesday for,
it's honesty.
729
00:43:45,186 --> 00:43:48,103
She certainly lets me know
when I'm embarrassing her
730
00:43:48,146 --> 00:43:49,364
or hovering
731
00:43:49,409 --> 00:43:51,585
or being uncool.
732
00:43:54,762 --> 00:43:57,286
Children are like socks in the laundry?
733
00:43:57,329 --> 00:44:00,463
They need to be lost
in order to be found?
734
00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:01,856
That's brilliant!
735
00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:03,161
Yes.
736
00:44:03,204 --> 00:44:05,730
We should find a place,
lie low for a while,
737
00:44:05,773 --> 00:44:08,907
and this whole thing will just blow over.
738
00:44:08,949 --> 00:44:10,864
Lurch, old boy, top it off.
739
00:44:10,909 --> 00:44:12,824
We have places to be.
740
00:44:45,117 --> 00:44:47,074
Where's Kitty?
He needs a walk.
741
00:44:47,119 --> 00:44:48,423
He's asleep.
742
00:44:48,467 --> 00:44:51,731
He and It hit the catnip
pretty hard last night.
743
00:44:53,298 --> 00:44:54,865
I got a hookup on the plug.
744
00:44:56,257 --> 00:44:57,476
Ooh!
745
00:44:59,173 --> 00:45:00,262
Uh-oh.
746
00:45:01,393 --> 00:45:03,090
Yeah, I finally got off diapers,
747
00:45:03,135 --> 00:45:04,744
so this is gonna happen.
748
00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:06,355
Gotta go clean myself up.
749
00:45:07,356 --> 00:45:08,530
-Pardon me.
750
00:45:08,574 --> 00:45:11,490
Gomez, have you noticed changes
751
00:45:11,534 --> 00:45:13,753
in Fester's body lately?
752
00:45:13,797 --> 00:45:15,755
Hmm. Puberty?
753
00:45:29,117 --> 00:45:30,161
Oh!
754
00:45:30,204 --> 00:45:31,728
Huh?
755
00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:34,514
Ow!
756
00:45:34,556 --> 00:45:35,733
Oh!
757
00:45:41,389 --> 00:45:44,393
A little privacy, please.
758
00:45:50,485 --> 00:45:51,791
This doesn't look so grand to me.
759
00:45:53,228 --> 00:45:55,795
The sheer emptiness.
760
00:45:55,840 --> 00:46:00,192
Cavernous abyss of absolutely nothing.
761
00:46:00,235 --> 00:46:01,715
The vertigo.
762
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:03,717
Intoxicating.
763
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,284
It's just us,
764
00:46:05,327 --> 00:46:09,375
the captivating beauty
of the great American outdoors
765
00:46:09,418 --> 00:46:12,813
and the wonderful sound of silence.
766
00:46:22,039 --> 00:46:23,867
Pugsley, what do I keep saying?
767
00:46:23,911 --> 00:46:26,478
Amazon Prime is not a toy.
768
00:46:39,708 --> 00:46:42,103
Oh, it's for you. Huh.
769
00:46:42,146 --> 00:46:44,496
Well, do you really have
to leave us so soon, cousin?
770
00:46:44,539 --> 00:46:45,889
Where are you headed?
771
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:51,547
I see. Top-secret gig.
772
00:46:51,590 --> 00:46:55,028
Tell that Billie Eilish
she's a little too sunny
for my taste.
773
00:46:55,072 --> 00:46:56,900
But I'm still a fan.
774
00:47:03,907 --> 00:47:06,474
Why didn't I get dating advice from him?
775
00:47:20,184 --> 00:47:21,751
I have something for you.
776
00:47:25,711 --> 00:47:27,713
A tiny coffin.
777
00:47:27,757 --> 00:47:30,804
I fear I shall have trouble
getting Pugsley in here.
778
00:47:30,847 --> 00:47:32,371
No.
779
00:47:32,414 --> 00:47:35,025
Open it.
780
00:47:35,068 --> 00:47:37,855
Your grandmother
gave me this necklace
on my wedding day.
781
00:47:37,898 --> 00:47:39,681
It has been handed down
782
00:47:39,726 --> 00:47:42,032
through generations of Addams women.
783
00:47:42,076 --> 00:47:44,686
It is a part of every Addams.
784
00:47:44,731 --> 00:47:46,340
Just as you are.
785
00:47:49,561 --> 00:47:51,476
Are you sure this belongs to me?
786
00:47:52,391 --> 00:47:53,958
Of course, Wednesday.
787
00:47:54,001 --> 00:47:55,916
Who else would it belong to?
788
00:47:57,525 --> 00:47:59,005
Never mind.
789
00:47:59,050 --> 00:48:00,920
Thanks for the trinket, Mother.
790
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:03,793
Fire in the hole!
791
00:48:10,148 --> 00:48:11,931
Madison, would you do me the honor...
792
00:48:32,605 --> 00:48:34,563
Now, that's grand.
793
00:48:34,606 --> 00:48:36,565
What was it you were saying
about laying low, darling?
794
00:48:37,130 --> 00:48:38,480
Hey!
795
00:48:38,523 --> 00:48:41,440
No more personal electronic
devices on this trip.
796
00:48:41,483 --> 00:48:43,659
Saddle up, Addams!
797
00:49:18,606 --> 00:49:21,001
You scurried fast, little weasel.
798
00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:22,960
Please! Let me up!
799
00:49:23,003 --> 00:49:25,353
Where's your comically large companion?
800
00:49:25,396 --> 00:49:29,443
That big ape ran out on me at the Alamo.
801
00:49:29,487 --> 00:49:32,056
Please!
I'll tell you everything.
802
00:49:32,099 --> 00:49:33,882
-I'm listening.
803
00:49:36,016 --> 00:49:37,626
Oh!
804
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,327
Mustela, have you found the girl or...
805
00:49:42,369 --> 00:49:43,719
Ah.
806
00:49:43,762 --> 00:49:45,068
You got the drop on him.
807
00:49:45,677 --> 00:49:47,592
Mr. Strange.
808
00:49:47,635 --> 00:49:50,378
Please, call me Cyrus.
809
00:49:50,422 --> 00:49:52,815
Mr. Strange will suffice.
810
00:49:52,858 --> 00:49:54,512
What is this all about?
811
00:49:54,556 --> 00:49:57,081
It's about you, Wednesday.
812
00:49:57,123 --> 00:49:59,909
My wife and I were separated
from our true daughter
813
00:49:59,952 --> 00:50:02,041
on the night of her birth.
814
00:50:02,085 --> 00:50:04,697
I never gave up trying to find her.
815
00:50:04,739 --> 00:50:07,090
I searched and searched for years,
816
00:50:07,134 --> 00:50:10,050
and then, suddenly, there I was,
817
00:50:10,094 --> 00:50:12,313
standing on that stage.
818
00:50:12,356 --> 00:50:14,010
Looking right at you.
819
00:50:14,923 --> 00:50:16,317
In that moment,
820
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:20,539
I knew that you were my long lost child.
821
00:50:20,581 --> 00:50:22,061
The physical similarities.
822
00:50:22,106 --> 00:50:25,021
The brilliant scientific mind.
823
00:50:25,065 --> 00:50:27,240
I did some digging.
824
00:50:27,284 --> 00:50:29,329
You were born at the same hospital,
825
00:50:29,373 --> 00:50:31,985
the same day as the girl we've raised.
826
00:50:32,028 --> 00:50:34,639
And as if meant to be,
827
00:50:34,682 --> 00:50:36,902
your name, Wednesday,
828
00:50:36,945 --> 00:50:39,297
is from my favorite poem.
829
00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:40,907
"Wednesday's child is..."
830
00:50:40,949 --> 00:50:43,126
"Full of woe."
831
00:50:43,170 --> 00:50:45,302
I was named after that poem.
832
00:50:45,346 --> 00:50:47,869
I live by it.
833
00:50:47,914 --> 00:50:49,568
I think we owe it to ourselves
834
00:50:49,610 --> 00:50:51,786
to get to the bottom of this, Wednesday.
835
00:50:51,831 --> 00:50:54,442
Why don't you come
to my home in Sausalito?
We can...
836
00:50:54,485 --> 00:50:56,617
Not so fast.
837
00:50:56,661 --> 00:50:59,838
I have further research to
conduct to verify your claim.
838
00:50:59,882 --> 00:51:01,362
Of course.
839
00:51:01,405 --> 00:51:03,538
I would expect nothing less.
840
00:51:03,581 --> 00:51:05,974
By the way, what did you do
with Mr. Mustela?
841
00:51:06,585 --> 00:51:07,760
Oh.
842
00:51:07,802 --> 00:51:09,108
I let him go.
843
00:51:56,635 --> 00:52:00,159
Tish. You minx.
844
00:52:05,643 --> 00:52:07,123
Let's settle this.
845
00:52:45,074 --> 00:52:47,380
It's all true.
846
00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:53,648
The facts before me prove
beyond a reasonable doubt
847
00:52:53,692 --> 00:52:56,302
that I am not an Addams.
848
00:52:56,347 --> 00:52:59,653
That means there's
only one logical choice.
849
00:52:59,697 --> 00:53:01,264
Don't you agree?
850
00:53:08,532 --> 00:53:09,577
Wednesday, dear.
851
00:53:11,753 --> 00:53:13,581
Come along, sleepyhead.
852
00:53:17,498 --> 00:53:19,369
Why, it's easier to wake the dead
853
00:53:19,413 --> 00:53:20,936
than to wake you, my little...
854
00:53:22,068 --> 00:53:23,242
Hi, Mom.
855
00:53:25,114 --> 00:53:26,289
"Dear Addams family,
856
00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:27,681
As you may have noticed,
857
00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:31,032
our family dynamic
has been off-base lately.
858
00:53:31,077 --> 00:53:32,905
I have been ruminating on
859
00:53:32,947 --> 00:53:34,949
and questioning the reason for this,
860
00:53:34,994 --> 00:53:38,867
but a new revelation has
resolved this doubt for me.
861
00:53:38,911 --> 00:53:40,041
"I was the discordant note..."
862
00:53:40,085 --> 00:53:41,173
"I was the discordant note
863
00:53:41,217 --> 00:53:44,394
that can never resolve into harmony.
864
00:53:44,438 --> 00:53:47,135
And the reason I could never
truly relate to any of you
865
00:53:47,789 --> 00:53:49,878
is simple.
866
00:53:49,922 --> 00:53:52,445
I am not your relative.
867
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:57,711
I have no recourse but to leave for good
868
00:53:57,755 --> 00:54:01,760
and make my way toward the truth.
869
00:54:01,802 --> 00:54:03,804
"Do not attempt to follow me."
870
00:54:08,288 --> 00:54:09,333
Wait.
871
00:54:09,376 --> 00:54:11,335
Wednesday's not an Addams?
872
00:54:11,378 --> 00:54:13,902
I'm the only real Addams child?
873
00:54:13,945 --> 00:54:15,338
That's awesome!
874
00:54:15,382 --> 00:54:18,559
Too soon, Pugsley.
Too soon.
875
00:54:18,603 --> 00:54:20,081
-What does she mean,
876
00:54:20,126 --> 00:54:21,474
"making her way toward the truth"?
877
00:54:21,518 --> 00:54:23,521
Is this about the hospital thing
878
00:54:23,563 --> 00:54:25,349
that was totally not a big deal?
879
00:54:25,391 --> 00:54:27,568
This is all my fault.
880
00:54:27,612 --> 00:54:30,266
If she had just felt closer to me,
881
00:54:30,309 --> 00:54:32,094
maybe this wouldn't have happened.
882
00:54:32,137 --> 00:54:34,139
Thing! I need a Bloody Mary.
883
00:54:34,182 --> 00:54:35,358
Make it a double.
884
00:54:35,402 --> 00:54:36,795
He's in the shower.
885
00:54:39,797 --> 00:54:42,190
Don't forget to clean
behind your knuckles.
886
00:55:02,081 --> 00:55:04,909
Lurch, I can see you.
887
00:55:06,780 --> 00:55:09,130
Obviously, I have failed in my duty
888
00:55:09,175 --> 00:55:11,045
as your lurking advisor.
889
00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:17,182
I really don't know how to answer that.
890
00:55:17,226 --> 00:55:21,579
But what I do know is
that you should go back
to your family.
891
00:55:21,621 --> 00:55:24,581
It's time for me to find mine.
892
00:55:26,974 --> 00:55:28,976
I guess that's true.
893
00:55:29,021 --> 00:55:31,849
You're not an Addams either.
894
00:55:31,893 --> 00:55:34,199
How very sad that is.
895
00:55:35,983 --> 00:55:37,811
Much better, Lurch.
896
00:55:37,856 --> 00:55:40,161
It appears I taught you well, after all.
897
00:55:42,903 --> 00:55:45,253
Like the Donner party before us,
898
00:55:45,297 --> 00:55:49,302
we travel to California
to fulfil our destiny
899
00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:52,784
and eat what we must along the way.
900
00:55:52,827 --> 00:55:56,961
Let us conquer the Golden West
or die trying.
901
00:55:57,005 --> 00:55:58,746
Lurch,
902
00:55:58,789 --> 00:56:00,530
to Sausalito!
903
00:56:00,574 --> 00:56:02,836
Thing, to Sausalito!
904
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,838
If we leave now, we can catch up.
905
00:56:04,882 --> 00:56:07,668
Then we'll return home,
kidnap the necessary witnesses
906
00:56:07,711 --> 00:56:09,583
and snuff out any remaining doubt
907
00:56:09,626 --> 00:56:11,367
that Wednesday is one of us.
908
00:56:11,411 --> 00:56:13,021
I love it when
909
00:56:13,065 --> 00:56:16,677
your murderous
maternal instincts kick in!
910
00:56:16,721 --> 00:56:19,027
We're back in the parenting business!
911
00:56:19,070 --> 00:56:20,724
Come along, Addams.
912
00:56:20,768 --> 00:56:22,769
Let's bring Wednesday back to her family.
913
00:56:26,860 --> 00:56:32,039
Ahem. Fester, your tentacles
are hanging out.
914
00:56:32,083 --> 00:56:33,998
I thought I felt a draft.
915
00:56:34,041 --> 00:56:35,434
Just don't kick 'em.
916
00:56:35,478 --> 00:56:36,871
They're very sensitive.
917
00:57:09,556 --> 00:57:12,472
All of those do sound like great options,
918
00:57:12,516 --> 00:57:15,300
but which one is the road to Sausalito?
919
00:57:33,797 --> 00:57:36,322
It's all the same to me.
920
00:57:36,364 --> 00:57:38,280
-Out of my way, Hightower!
921
00:57:45,331 --> 00:57:46,811
Look, Lurch.
922
00:57:46,853 --> 00:57:50,815
Aggressive people who use
loud noises and fast rides
923
00:57:50,858 --> 00:57:53,947
to distract themselves
from their childhood trauma.
924
00:57:53,992 --> 00:57:55,472
Just what we need.
925
00:58:02,782 --> 00:58:05,960
The Ace of Spades.
926
00:58:15,403 --> 00:58:17,275
- Hmm.
927
00:58:17,885 --> 00:58:18,625
Huh?
928
00:58:27,981 --> 00:58:29,635
Hey!
929
00:58:29,679 --> 00:58:33,335
Ain't you the guy that almost
ran my bike off the road?
930
00:58:34,422 --> 00:58:36,903
And you must be Miss Lurleen?
931
00:58:40,777 --> 00:58:42,213
Excuse me?
932
00:58:43,606 --> 00:58:47,567
Ah. It seems I have offended
two people at once.
933
00:58:47,610 --> 00:58:48,699
How fortuitous.
934
00:58:49,786 --> 00:58:51,309
Huh?
935
00:58:51,353 --> 00:58:53,355
That was an insult too!
936
00:58:55,922 --> 00:58:59,579
I'm afraid you gentlemen
have made a grave error.
937
00:58:59,623 --> 00:59:02,059
Lurch, show these cretins
938
00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:05,585
what your cold,
dead hands are capable of.
939
00:59:05,628 --> 00:59:07,630
Mm-hmm.
940
00:59:22,688 --> 00:59:26,431
Live without you by my side
941
00:59:26,474 --> 00:59:28,260
I should've been more specific.
942
00:59:28,302 --> 00:59:29,478
But then I spent so many nights.
943
00:59:29,521 --> 00:59:30,871
How you did me wrong.
944
00:59:32,786 --> 00:59:35,789
How to get along.
945
00:59:43,884 --> 00:59:46,016
To find you here.
946
00:59:46,059 --> 00:59:48,106
Upon your face.
947
00:59:48,148 --> 00:59:49,889
That stupid lock.
948
00:59:49,934 --> 00:59:52,632
Leave your key.
949
00:59:52,675 --> 00:59:54,460
For just one second.
950
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:03,643
Welcome anymore.
951
01:00:05,471 --> 01:00:08,692
To hurt me with goodbye?
952
01:00:10,867 --> 01:00:12,565
I'd lay down and die?
953
01:00:16,829 --> 01:00:19,485
How to love
954
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:25,012
I've got all my love to give
955
01:00:25,056 --> 01:00:28,275
I will survive.
956
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:31,278
All I wanted
was a violent roadhouse melee
957
01:00:31,322 --> 01:00:33,891
before hitching a ride to Sausalito.
958
01:00:33,934 --> 01:00:35,632
Was that too much to ask?
959
01:00:36,067 --> 01:00:37,458
Sausalito?
960
01:00:37,503 --> 01:00:39,331
That's exactly where we're headed.
961
01:00:39,373 --> 01:00:42,028
It's the annual Hug-A-Biker retreat
962
01:00:42,072 --> 01:00:44,597
where we deal with our childhood trauma.
963
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,512
I am good.
964
01:00:46,554 --> 01:00:49,297
Bring it in, little lady.
965
01:00:49,340 --> 01:00:51,038
I accept your offer of a ride.
966
01:00:51,081 --> 01:00:52,518
But if you don't mind,
967
01:00:52,561 --> 01:00:55,128
I will respectfully decline the hug.
968
01:00:55,172 --> 01:00:57,697
I've been social distancing since birth.
969
01:01:01,961 --> 01:01:04,572
How to love.
970
01:01:06,226 --> 01:01:08,273
All my life to live.
971
01:01:08,315 --> 01:01:11,929
And I'll survive.
972
01:01:34,907 --> 01:01:37,083
I know how to love...
973
01:01:37,128 --> 01:01:38,824
Sayonara, little lady.
974
01:01:40,086 --> 01:01:41,827
Whoo-hoo!
975
01:01:52,795 --> 01:01:55,188
It's all Jekyll, no Hyde.
976
01:01:59,541 --> 01:02:02,152
I feel something, Lurch.
977
01:02:02,195 --> 01:02:04,981
As though anticipation and unease
978
01:02:05,025 --> 01:02:08,768
birthed some kind of
winged larvae in my stomach.
979
01:02:10,378 --> 01:02:12,989
Butterflies? Hmm.
980
01:02:13,032 --> 01:02:15,601
Perhaps my digestive acids
will kill them.
981
01:02:17,559 --> 01:02:19,735
Wednesday! You're here!
982
01:02:19,778 --> 01:02:21,693
Welcome home.
983
01:02:21,737 --> 01:02:24,565
Oh. I see you brought
a plus-one.
984
01:02:27,394 --> 01:02:28,701
Fine. Perfectly fine.
985
01:02:32,182 --> 01:02:33,139
Right this way.
986
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:42,409
Wednesday, meet my wife.
987
01:02:44,195 --> 01:02:47,110
Uh, Ingrid has a touch of laryngitis
988
01:02:47,153 --> 01:02:48,634
and finds it difficult to talk
at the moment.
989
01:02:48,677 --> 01:02:50,244
Hello.
990
01:02:50,288 --> 01:02:52,768
And this is Ophelia.
991
01:02:52,811 --> 01:02:55,771
Or as we call her, our little Oaf.
992
01:02:56,641 --> 01:02:57,686
The other...
993
01:02:58,208 --> 01:02:59,384
...me.
994
01:03:00,688 --> 01:03:01,820
-Oh.
995
01:03:01,864 --> 01:03:03,867
Uh, Ingrid, my dear,
996
01:03:03,909 --> 01:03:06,043
why don't you rest for a while
997
01:03:06,085 --> 01:03:08,653
and I'll show
our little Wednesday around.
998
01:03:08,697 --> 01:03:10,525
Let's go see the laboratory.
999
01:03:10,568 --> 01:03:12,570
-Don't look at them.
1000
01:03:14,485 --> 01:03:16,096
Right this way.
1001
01:03:22,755 --> 01:03:24,844
Welcome to the future, Wednesday.
1002
01:03:26,454 --> 01:03:28,456
What do you think?
1003
01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:31,242
Pretty boss, huh?
1004
01:03:31,284 --> 01:03:32,809
You've got a lot
of projects in the works.
1005
01:03:34,635 --> 01:03:35,942
Ready, Wednesday?
1006
01:03:39,902 --> 01:03:42,034
When I did this DNA test with Ophelia
1007
01:03:42,079 --> 01:03:44,385
and it informed me
that she wasn't my daughter,
1008
01:03:44,429 --> 01:03:46,561
I was unsurprised.
1009
01:03:46,605 --> 01:03:49,476
Perhaps you can relate to me on that.
1010
01:03:49,521 --> 01:03:51,304
You see what I did there?
1011
01:03:51,349 --> 01:03:52,871
I did,
1012
01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:55,092
though I generally find puns
to be a lower form of humor.
1013
01:03:55,527 --> 01:03:56,789
Hmm.
1014
01:03:56,833 --> 01:04:00,271
My real passion has always been...
1015
01:04:01,271 --> 01:04:03,230
human behavior.
1016
01:04:04,971 --> 01:04:07,887
What an incredible coincidence.
1017
01:04:07,931 --> 01:04:11,282
Exactly my thought when I saw
your winning experiment.
1018
01:04:11,324 --> 01:04:13,632
Although, if you think about it,
1019
01:04:13,675 --> 01:04:15,938
not so coincidental.
1020
01:04:15,981 --> 01:04:18,505
Like father, like daughter.
Am I right?
1021
01:04:20,987 --> 01:04:23,250
We will find out shortly.
1022
01:04:23,293 --> 01:04:26,557
And when we receive
the inevitable confirmation,
1023
01:04:26,601 --> 01:04:29,690
I hope you'll reconsider
what you told me
at the fair.
1024
01:04:29,735 --> 01:04:31,606
About how your formula
1025
01:04:31,650 --> 01:04:34,086
was a family secret.
1026
01:04:34,130 --> 01:04:36,349
DNA sequencing complete.
1027
01:04:37,699 --> 01:04:40,137
DNA match.
1028
01:04:40,179 --> 01:04:42,443
Well, it's all settled.
1029
01:04:42,487 --> 01:04:43,530
Done and...
1030
01:04:45,577 --> 01:04:47,534
-Great.
1031
01:04:47,579 --> 01:04:49,320
It's my fa... Uh...
1032
01:04:50,233 --> 01:04:51,974
The Addams family.
1033
01:04:52,018 --> 01:04:54,802
Well, let's go greet them.
1034
01:04:58,806 --> 01:05:00,679
You guys go ahead, I...
1035
01:05:01,592 --> 01:05:03,507
I'm gonna be going in, uh...
1036
01:05:04,161 --> 01:05:06,163
I may be some time.
1037
01:05:17,565 --> 01:05:19,871
You
1038
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:23,092
rang?
1039
01:05:23,135 --> 01:05:25,311
-Lurch.
-We're here
to rescue Wednesday.
1040
01:05:25,356 --> 01:05:26,791
Rescue me from what?
1041
01:05:28,836 --> 01:05:30,230
You!
1042
01:05:30,273 --> 01:05:32,929
Cyrus Strange.
Pleased to meet you.
1043
01:05:32,972 --> 01:05:35,365
You're the man from the science fair.
1044
01:05:35,409 --> 01:05:37,106
The ghostly apparition.
1045
01:05:38,717 --> 01:05:40,545
Huh.
1046
01:05:40,588 --> 01:05:42,764
I see you've been reanimated.
1047
01:05:42,807 --> 01:05:44,983
And now, you've absconded
with our daughter
1048
01:05:45,027 --> 01:05:46,811
and put her in this...
In...
1049
01:05:46,855 --> 01:05:48,769
Wednesday, what are you wearing?
1050
01:05:48,813 --> 01:05:50,771
It's called a turtleneck.
1051
01:05:50,815 --> 01:05:52,643
Deceptive name, I know,
1052
01:05:52,686 --> 01:05:55,777
but it is both fashionable
and functional, M...
1053
01:05:56,648 --> 01:05:58,476
Um, Morticia.
1054
01:05:58,518 --> 01:06:01,086
- Mr. and Mrs. Addams,
1055
01:06:01,130 --> 01:06:03,784
it appears
that you are not
Wednesday's parents.
1056
01:06:03,829 --> 01:06:05,003
I am.
1057
01:06:05,047 --> 01:06:07,005
Enough, you knave!
1058
01:06:07,050 --> 01:06:10,617
Mr. Addams,
before you do anything rash,
1059
01:06:10,661 --> 01:06:13,012
you might want to see this.
1060
01:06:13,056 --> 01:06:16,014
The results conclusively prove
1061
01:06:16,059 --> 01:06:19,018
that I am not your daughter.
1062
01:06:20,063 --> 01:06:21,847
Where once I was Addams,
1063
01:06:22,630 --> 01:06:23,891
now I am Strange.
1064
01:06:24,762 --> 01:06:26,068
Zip it, Pugsley.
1065
01:06:26,112 --> 01:06:27,592
This can't be true.
1066
01:06:27,635 --> 01:06:30,289
I know this must be
quite a shock for you,
1067
01:06:30,333 --> 01:06:31,378
Mr. and Mrs. Addams.
1068
01:06:31,422 --> 01:06:32,684
Believe me,
1069
01:06:32,726 --> 01:06:36,079
we went through
the same thing with Ophelia.
1070
01:06:42,259 --> 01:06:43,260
Wow!
1071
01:06:48,221 --> 01:06:51,659
Wednesday, we're still your family.
1072
01:06:51,702 --> 01:06:53,835
And that's why I'd like to honor
1073
01:06:53,878 --> 01:06:56,228
your contributions to my life
1074
01:06:56,273 --> 01:06:59,927
with a proper and respectful goodbye.
1075
01:07:01,364 --> 01:07:03,670
Uh, Addams family, I...
1076
01:07:03,715 --> 01:07:05,369
I want to say...
1077
01:07:08,414 --> 01:07:11,592
It appears
I'm not quite ready
to part with them.
1078
01:07:11,635 --> 01:07:13,072
Forgive me, Father.
1079
01:07:13,115 --> 01:07:15,204
I do forgive you.
1080
01:07:15,248 --> 01:07:17,032
Oh, no.
1081
01:07:17,076 --> 01:07:18,773
I meant Cyrus.
1082
01:07:18,817 --> 01:07:21,036
Come on, Wednesday.
You don't mean this.
1083
01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:22,125
Let's just go home.
1084
01:07:22,168 --> 01:07:23,864
We can talk about this in the camper.
1085
01:07:23,909 --> 01:07:26,085
I'm sorry, Mr. Addams.
1086
01:07:26,128 --> 01:07:28,565
I can't leave with you.
1087
01:07:28,608 --> 01:07:31,003
But maybe we can offer you
1088
01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:33,527
and Mrs. Addams shelter
for the night?
1089
01:07:33,570 --> 01:07:36,226
Then tomorrow we can say goodbye.
1090
01:07:36,268 --> 01:07:38,315
Of course, daughter.
1091
01:07:38,358 --> 01:07:40,317
My man will show you
to the guest quarters.
1092
01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:57,333
Of our house.
1093
01:08:04,036 --> 01:08:05,646
Something isn't right.
1094
01:08:05,690 --> 01:08:07,170
Of course it's not.
1095
01:08:07,213 --> 01:08:09,432
I've loved Wednesday her whole life.
1096
01:08:09,476 --> 01:08:11,652
I can't just stop because
a piece of paper says...
1097
01:08:14,742 --> 01:08:15,873
Says...
1098
01:08:21,096 --> 01:08:24,882
Wow. They really did
a lot in six hours.
1099
01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:34,935
Oh, Tish.
1100
01:08:34,979 --> 01:08:37,155
We've lost our little girl.
1101
01:08:37,199 --> 01:08:41,725
Like happy people.
1102
01:08:45,033 --> 01:08:46,730
-Hey!
-Wha...
1103
01:08:58,872 --> 01:09:01,136
I thought my bedroom was a mess.
1104
01:09:01,180 --> 01:09:03,573
This is awesome!
1105
01:09:03,617 --> 01:09:05,444
Hey, uh, are you hungry?
1106
01:09:05,488 --> 01:09:06,967
I'm always hungry.
1107
01:09:07,011 --> 01:09:08,404
Check it out.
1108
01:09:12,452 --> 01:09:14,019
When my dad's not around,
1109
01:09:14,061 --> 01:09:16,412
I don't use forks or spoons
1110
01:09:16,978 --> 01:09:18,414
or anything.
1111
01:09:18,457 --> 01:09:19,850
Me either!
1112
01:09:26,726 --> 01:09:28,989
It's a lot easier to just use your face!
1113
01:09:32,123 --> 01:09:33,778
Where have you been all my life?
1114
01:09:33,820 --> 01:09:35,345
The farm.
1115
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:37,608
Wait, what did you say?
1116
01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:45,136
Cyrus Strange is lying.
I'm sure of it.
1117
01:09:45,180 --> 01:09:46,485
But how do we prove it
to Wednesday that...
1118
01:09:46,529 --> 01:09:48,226
Oh, querida.
1119
01:09:48,270 --> 01:09:49,619
It's no use.
1120
01:09:49,662 --> 01:09:51,055
Wednesday has gone.
1121
01:09:51,099 --> 01:09:54,145
And now, we must do our duty.
1122
01:09:54,189 --> 01:09:56,365
We shall raise the pig girl and...
1123
01:09:56,408 --> 01:09:58,063
Pull yourself together, Gomez.
1124
01:09:58,105 --> 01:09:59,586
You're an Addams.
1125
01:09:59,630 --> 01:10:01,371
Just as Wednesday is.
1126
01:10:01,413 --> 01:10:03,807
Whether it's in her blood or not.
1127
01:10:03,850 --> 01:10:05,722
- Mom. Pop.
1128
01:10:05,765 --> 01:10:07,637
You have to see this!
1129
01:10:12,773 --> 01:10:14,470
What happened to these people?
1130
01:10:14,514 --> 01:10:15,689
That's just it!
1131
01:10:15,733 --> 01:10:17,386
I... I don't think
they are people.
1132
01:10:17,430 --> 01:10:19,127
Your idiot boy is right.
1133
01:10:21,608 --> 01:10:24,480
They're animals
I imbued with human traits.
1134
01:10:24,524 --> 01:10:26,787
Pretty neat, huh?
1135
01:10:26,831 --> 01:10:30,443
They always revert back to
their original form, though.
1136
01:10:30,487 --> 01:10:32,488
So that's why you wanted Wednesday.
1137
01:10:32,532 --> 01:10:35,708
Her experiment did what you couldn't.
1138
01:10:35,752 --> 01:10:38,972
Men. Just can't come out
and ask a woman for help,
can you?
1139
01:10:39,016 --> 01:10:40,539
You faked that DNA test.
1140
01:10:40,583 --> 01:10:42,412
Blah, blah, blah, blah!
1141
01:10:42,454 --> 01:10:44,761
Oh, pipe down, Elvira!
1142
01:10:44,805 --> 01:10:48,199
That's it! Prepare to meet
Old Deuteronomy!
1143
01:10:48,243 --> 01:10:49,896
Mazurka!
1144
01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:02,301
Oh, where are my manners?
1145
01:11:02,345 --> 01:11:04,738
I forgot to thank you for the tip!
1146
01:11:08,394 --> 01:11:10,439
I'm good! I'm so good!
1147
01:11:28,109 --> 01:11:29,458
So sorry about that.
1148
01:11:29,502 --> 01:11:30,938
Where were we?
1149
01:11:30,981 --> 01:11:32,679
I have a surprise for you, Father.
1150
01:11:34,899 --> 01:11:36,944
Yes. Yes! Of course!
1151
01:11:39,990 --> 01:11:42,122
But... But could it work?
1152
01:11:48,390 --> 01:11:50,043
You did it!
1153
01:11:50,087 --> 01:11:53,309
I knew funding those
science fairs would pay off.
1154
01:11:53,351 --> 01:11:54,832
What was that?
1155
01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:56,529
Uh... Nothing.
1156
01:11:56,573 --> 01:12:00,315
I have a surprise for you
as well, Wednesday.
1157
01:12:04,755 --> 01:12:08,019
They can be our first test subjects.
1158
01:12:08,061 --> 01:12:09,890
What have you done?
1159
01:12:09,934 --> 01:12:11,543
I've got all manner
1160
01:12:11,587 --> 01:12:14,460
of diabolical DNA in these test tubes.
1161
01:12:14,503 --> 01:12:16,766
You can isolate
the Addams' annoying habits
1162
01:12:16,810 --> 01:12:19,725
and we'll replace them
with ones you want.
1163
01:12:19,770 --> 01:12:21,511
But why?
1164
01:12:21,554 --> 01:12:24,208
I saw you trying
to delay their departure.
1165
01:12:24,252 --> 01:12:27,255
This way, you can keep them around.
1166
01:12:27,298 --> 01:12:29,170
I need my little protege to be happy
1167
01:12:29,213 --> 01:12:31,216
and focused on her work.
1168
01:12:31,259 --> 01:12:33,739
This is important stuff
we are doing, Wednesday.
1169
01:12:34,914 --> 01:12:37,047
World-changing!
1170
01:12:37,091 --> 01:12:38,528
"World-changing"?
1171
01:12:38,570 --> 01:12:40,311
If you could control people,
1172
01:12:40,355 --> 01:12:43,750
Imbue them
with the strength and ferocity
of any animal on earth?
1173
01:12:43,793 --> 01:12:46,012
Imagine who would pay for that!
1174
01:12:46,056 --> 01:12:48,451
The military, foreign governments,
1175
01:12:48,493 --> 01:12:50,104
call centers.
1176
01:12:50,148 --> 01:12:52,802
They'd all want unstoppable
hybrid murder machines
1177
01:12:52,845 --> 01:12:55,371
programmed down to the cellular level!
1178
01:12:55,413 --> 01:12:59,287
Imagine how rich and famous we'll become!
1179
01:12:59,331 --> 01:13:03,552
All thanks to your experiment!
1180
01:13:03,595 --> 01:13:05,423
But I only meant to show
1181
01:13:05,467 --> 01:13:08,034
how my Uncle Fester's
intellect could be improved.
1182
01:13:08,078 --> 01:13:11,864
And now you get to improve
the rest of your ex-family.
1183
01:13:14,868 --> 01:13:16,042
But they don't need improving.
1184
01:13:16,087 --> 01:13:18,262
They're fine as they are.
1185
01:13:19,306 --> 01:13:21,353
Except for maybe Pugsley.
1186
01:13:21,396 --> 01:13:24,747
But I'm the one who was
looking for change,
1187
01:13:24,791 --> 01:13:26,140
not them.
1188
01:13:26,184 --> 01:13:27,925
But this way, you'll never
have to feel different
1189
01:13:27,967 --> 01:13:31,057
from anyone in your family
ever again, little boo-boo.
1190
01:13:43,418 --> 01:13:45,246
Here you are, Wednesday.
1191
01:13:45,289 --> 01:13:47,204
You do the honors.
1192
01:13:49,815 --> 01:13:51,730
I won't!
1193
01:13:51,774 --> 01:13:54,560
Even though you are
biologically my father,
1194
01:13:54,604 --> 01:13:58,042
these people are still my family.
1195
01:13:58,085 --> 01:14:01,479
The Addams family.
1196
01:14:01,524 --> 01:14:05,222
Fine. If you can't
pull the trigger, I'll do it!
1197
01:14:20,020 --> 01:14:22,545
I'm disappointed in you, Wednesday.
1198
01:14:22,587 --> 01:14:26,636
But it appears you're just
a silly little girl
playing with science.
1199
01:14:31,684 --> 01:14:34,512
Turn off the machine,
Mr. Strange.
1200
01:14:35,208 --> 01:14:37,123
I won't ask you again.
1201
01:14:38,516 --> 01:14:39,779
Aw!
1202
01:14:39,823 --> 01:14:42,128
Is little lady threatening me?
1203
01:14:42,172 --> 01:14:43,521
That depends.
1204
01:14:43,565 --> 01:14:45,698
Do you have a piano nearby?
1205
01:14:45,742 --> 01:14:48,309
Why would I have a piano in a laboratory?
1206
01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:51,311
In that case, Lurch...
1207
01:14:52,574 --> 01:14:55,359
...show this cretin
what your cold,
1208
01:14:55,403 --> 01:14:57,970
dead hands are capable of.
1209
01:14:58,015 --> 01:14:59,319
You think you're the only one
1210
01:14:59,363 --> 01:15:01,757
with a brainless Neanderthal bodyguard?
1211
01:15:06,631 --> 01:15:10,069
-Kill, Pongo. Kill!
1212
01:15:15,380 --> 01:15:16,903
Oh, this is gonna be rich!
1213
01:15:19,949 --> 01:15:20,733
What?
1214
01:15:23,344 --> 01:15:26,609
Eh! No! Pongo, you imbecile!
1215
01:15:26,652 --> 01:15:28,958
I command you, you protect me.
1216
01:15:29,002 --> 01:15:31,439
You're wasting your breath.
1217
01:15:31,483 --> 01:15:34,659
You see, Pongo and Lurch
are former cellmates
1218
01:15:34,703 --> 01:15:36,836
at the asylum
where Lurch was held captive
1219
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,577
before my parents found him.
1220
01:15:38,621 --> 01:15:40,404
Back in Texas,
1221
01:15:40,448 --> 01:15:45,845
Pongo told Lurch
that he suspected
I was in danger.
1222
01:15:45,889 --> 01:15:47,412
-I didn't believe it then.
-Pongo, Pongo.
1223
01:15:47,454 --> 01:15:49,327
Bad boy, Pongo.
Bad boy.
1224
01:15:49,369 --> 01:15:51,068
I was wrong.
1225
01:15:51,110 --> 01:15:52,765
-No! No!
1226
01:15:52,809 --> 01:15:54,287
That's gonna leave a mark.
1227
01:15:57,335 --> 01:15:59,729
Stop! I had a big breakfast.
1228
01:15:59,771 --> 01:16:01,644
Don't make me puke up my pancakes!
1229
01:16:01,686 --> 01:16:04,123
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1230
01:16:28,887 --> 01:16:30,976
Mother, Father, are you all right?
1231
01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:32,412
Yes, yes.
1232
01:16:32,457 --> 01:16:36,199
Fortunately, we escaped
with no fatal wounds.
1233
01:16:39,158 --> 01:16:40,682
Even Pugsley?
1234
01:16:40,725 --> 01:16:42,510
Even Pugsley.
1235
01:16:42,554 --> 01:16:45,164
Oh, well. Maybe next time.
1236
01:16:45,208 --> 01:16:46,775
Wait, what?
1237
01:16:58,525 --> 01:17:00,180
How very...
1238
01:17:00,224 --> 01:17:01,877
touching.
1239
01:17:03,314 --> 01:17:06,099
My real daughter would know
that sentimentality...
1240
01:17:07,534 --> 01:17:10,060
is the antithesis of science.
1241
01:17:10,103 --> 01:17:11,582
That's right.
1242
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:14,454
I lied about the DNA...
1243
01:17:14,498 --> 01:17:16,065
re... re...
1244
01:17:16,109 --> 01:17:17,502
...results.
1245
01:17:19,677 --> 01:17:22,506
I really should thank you, Wednesday.
1246
01:17:22,550 --> 01:17:25,030
-You've uncaged me.
1247
01:17:26,903 --> 01:17:31,646
But your foul play
is no longer amusing to me.
1248
01:17:33,997 --> 01:17:37,087
So, I think I'll exterminate you.
1249
01:17:40,917 --> 01:17:43,222
And your entire...
1250
01:17:43,266 --> 01:17:45,137
family!
1251
01:17:49,315 --> 01:17:52,493
Get ready to cry uncle!
1252
01:17:57,672 --> 01:17:58,847
Ahh!
1253
01:18:11,251 --> 01:18:13,252
Incoming!
1254
01:18:16,212 --> 01:18:17,475
Ophelia!
1255
01:18:35,927 --> 01:18:37,451
Oh, yeah!
1256
01:18:37,494 --> 01:18:38,713
That's it! You got him!
1257
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,112
No!
1258
01:18:48,548 --> 01:18:49,725
Get him, Fester!
1259
01:18:49,768 --> 01:18:51,203
Ink him! Ink him, baby!
1260
01:19:00,256 --> 01:19:02,345
Everybody, run!
1261
01:19:28,284 --> 01:19:30,287
Madison, would you do me the honor...
1262
01:19:38,643 --> 01:19:41,471
Yes, I'll marry you.
1263
01:19:44,909 --> 01:19:46,650
Uncle Fester.
1264
01:19:47,826 --> 01:19:49,872
He's dying.
1265
01:19:49,914 --> 01:19:52,091
And it's all my fault.
1266
01:19:52,135 --> 01:19:54,006
Oh, Wednesday.
1267
01:20:02,667 --> 01:20:04,668
Mother, when you said this necklace
1268
01:20:04,712 --> 01:20:06,627
was a part of every Addams,
1269
01:20:06,671 --> 01:20:08,542
what did you mean?
1270
01:20:08,586 --> 01:20:12,328
It contains a drop of blood
from every Addams
born into the family.
1271
01:20:12,372 --> 01:20:15,418
Your father, Pugsley, you...
1272
01:20:16,028 --> 01:20:18,465
And Uncle Fester.
1273
01:20:18,509 --> 01:20:21,119
Your little Addams DNA cocktail here
1274
01:20:21,163 --> 01:20:22,469
might just save the day.
1275
01:20:22,948 --> 01:20:24,036
Lurch!
1276
01:20:49,713 --> 01:20:51,237
Bottoms up, Uncle Fester.
1277
01:21:03,988 --> 01:21:05,077
Whoa!
1278
01:21:32,408 --> 01:21:34,976
Did I win?
1279
01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:37,153
Yes.
1280
01:21:37,195 --> 01:21:40,460
Yes, you did, Uncle Fester.
1281
01:21:40,503 --> 01:21:42,113
Oh, and, Pugsley,
1282
01:21:42,158 --> 01:21:44,377
it looks like Ophelia
is feeling better too.
1283
01:21:53,430 --> 01:21:56,649
Mother, Father, I'm sorry.
1284
01:21:56,694 --> 01:21:59,349
I didn't want to be an Addams.
1285
01:21:59,391 --> 01:22:02,351
I struggled with feeling different.
1286
01:22:02,395 --> 01:22:05,789
But now, I realize that being different
1287
01:22:05,832 --> 01:22:09,054
is the most Addams-y thing there is.
1288
01:22:09,097 --> 01:22:11,143
"Different" is what the extra "D"
1289
01:22:11,186 --> 01:22:13,189
in "Addams" stands for.
1290
01:22:13,231 --> 01:22:16,192
I always thought
it stood for "dismemberment."
1291
01:22:17,019 --> 01:22:18,585
Can you forgive me?
1292
01:22:19,324 --> 01:22:20,805
Wednesday,
1293
01:22:20,847 --> 01:22:24,809
you are and always
will be our little ghoul.
1294
01:22:24,851 --> 01:22:26,724
We love you.
1295
01:22:26,766 --> 01:22:27,985
Thank you, Mother.
1296
01:22:28,029 --> 01:22:29,421
The feeling is mutual.
1297
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:32,033
And, Father...
1298
01:22:32,077 --> 01:22:34,731
Yes, my little raven?
1299
01:22:34,774 --> 01:22:36,603
I have something for you.
1300
01:22:46,091 --> 01:22:49,399
Come on, Addams family.
Let's go home.
1301
01:23:00,409 --> 01:23:01,541
Gruesome.
1302
01:23:01,585 --> 01:23:04,935
Mmm! And fragrant.
1303
01:23:08,243 --> 01:23:09,854
-Yeah! Awesome!
1304
01:23:09,896 --> 01:23:11,029
Now, look, look, look.
1305
01:23:11,073 --> 01:23:13,596
All I did was invite a few people over
1306
01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:15,599
and things got a little bit out of hand.
1307
01:23:15,641 --> 01:23:18,515
Yes,
there were a few injuries,
but the EMT is here.
1308
01:23:18,557 --> 01:23:20,820
They're having a wonderful time.
1309
01:23:20,864 --> 01:23:23,649
What a lovely homecoming present.
1310
01:23:35,532 --> 01:23:38,274
I thought you'd never get here.
1311
01:23:45,542 --> 01:23:48,197
Let's light it up, hairball!
1312
01:23:51,373 --> 01:23:52,765
I brought it back.
1313
01:23:52,810 --> 01:23:54,942
Is where the party at.
1314
01:23:54,985 --> 01:23:56,770
These people out they seat.
1315
01:23:56,814 --> 01:23:58,641
To clap your hands.
1316
01:23:58,685 --> 01:24:00,078
And have a good time.
1317
01:24:01,905 --> 01:24:03,212
In the back.
1318
01:24:06,257 --> 01:24:07,912
The party started.
1319
01:24:07,954 --> 01:24:10,219
Gloves and mitt, club is lit.
1320
01:24:10,261 --> 01:24:11,872
One of a kind.
1321
01:24:14,701 --> 01:24:17,313
To the wild, wild West Coast.
1322
01:24:17,355 --> 01:24:18,488
Feeling like a villain.
1323
01:24:20,229 --> 01:24:22,012
And he's a playa, playa.
1324
01:24:22,056 --> 01:24:23,014
In the house.
1325
01:24:24,581 --> 01:24:26,452
In case you didn't know.
1326
01:24:27,627 --> 01:24:29,976
We love you, It!
1327
01:24:30,020 --> 01:24:32,719
I still don't understand
a word that guy says.
1328
01:24:35,417 --> 01:24:37,202
Yeah!
1329
01:24:37,246 --> 01:24:40,988
Didn't I tell you this trip
would bring the family
closer together?
1330
01:24:41,032 --> 01:24:43,948
You're a wonderful father, darling.
1331
01:24:43,990 --> 01:24:46,385
There's one thing
that's still troubling me.
1332
01:24:46,429 --> 01:24:48,560
Cyrus lied about being my father,
1333
01:24:48,604 --> 01:24:51,738
but when I tested your hair
at the Grand Canyon,
1334
01:24:51,782 --> 01:24:55,742
it said conclusively that you
were not my father either.
1335
01:24:55,786 --> 01:24:58,484
Ah, that explains it.
1336
01:24:58,528 --> 01:24:59,963
I suffered a little accident
1337
01:25:00,006 --> 01:25:02,226
with a napalm experiment a few years back
1338
01:25:02,270 --> 01:25:04,751
and lost my beautiful, beautiful hair.
1339
01:25:07,363 --> 01:25:09,712
Had it replaced with real Sasquatch fur.
1340
01:25:09,756 --> 01:25:11,541
I assure you, Wednesday,
1341
01:25:11,583 --> 01:25:13,064
I am your father.
1342
01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:15,239
Now and always.
1343
01:25:17,286 --> 01:25:19,462
I already hugged you once, Father.
1344
01:25:19,505 --> 01:25:21,854
That's quite enough affection
for a lifetime.
1345
01:25:24,336 --> 01:25:26,337
Well, Addams,
1346
01:25:26,381 --> 01:25:29,079
time to start planning
the next family vacation.
1347
01:25:29,123 --> 01:25:32,735
Maybe a trip around the world?
What do you say?
1348
01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:18,302
[Playing]
1349
01:26:18,346 --> 01:26:20,827
In that creepy, crawly.
1350
01:26:22,394 --> 01:26:24,701
But it's looking like a body.
1351
01:26:24,743 --> 01:26:26,920
Crazy but I'm confident.
1352
01:26:26,963 --> 01:26:29,140
To any name they hit me with
1353
01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:31,533
I think I'm all that.
1354
01:26:31,577 --> 01:26:33,666
They don't know how To pronounce that.
1355
01:26:33,710 --> 01:26:35,886
'Cause I bounce back.
1356
01:26:35,929 --> 01:26:37,844
My clique like a mousepad.
1357
01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:51,858
All down your street
1358
01:26:51,902 --> 01:26:56,819
I'm sayin' they're with me.
1359
01:27:01,345 --> 01:27:05,828
Cha cha cha.
1360
01:27:25,152 --> 01:27:27,720
'Cause nobody can handle me.
1361
01:27:29,113 --> 01:27:30,766
They never seen
1362
01:27:30,810 --> 01:27:32,507
I'm in love with myself.
1363
01:27:32,551 --> 01:27:33,509
That they can't touch me.
1364
01:27:35,597 --> 01:27:40,167
All down your street.
1365
01:27:49,786 --> 01:27:54,529
Cha cha cha.
1366
01:28:08,587 --> 01:28:11,242
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1367
01:28:11,286 --> 01:28:13,417
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1368
01:28:17,814 --> 01:28:22,948
Cha cha cha.
1369
01:28:22,993 --> 01:28:25,604
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1370
01:28:25,648 --> 01:28:27,779
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1371
01:28:27,823 --> 01:28:30,261
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1372
01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:32,436
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1373
01:28:35,091 --> 01:28:37,224
'Cause we know.
1374
01:28:37,268 --> 01:28:39,618
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1375
01:28:39,662 --> 01:28:41,140
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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